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Previous thread: >>137118992

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: trade.tf | bazaar.tf | backpack.tf | tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf | backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

List of people looking to queue up together for matchmaking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/htmlview
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Post Medics for the 14rd time

And listen to some tunes while you're at it

https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/tf2g
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First for do sexualize the mercenaries
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https://youtu.be/tLXyFilxLOc?t=14m56s

So does this tip still hold? Sell weapons for 1 scrap, then buy 2 weapons with 1 scrap
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nth for curbstomping shuckle and viva with a tf2g death squad
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i love muklis
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>>137206209
Holiday man
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Why are we the only general that can't have sexualized women for our OP?
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Can we post fanart? I don't have enough TF2 fanart.

>>137206583
Because there's only like two women in the entire TF2 universe and the rest is just shitty sexualized inflation pyro and gross femscouts.
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>>137206289
>artist didnt have enough imagination to unshirt pyro
every time
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>>137206707
the shotgun is on a strap
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>>137206209

>>137206430
Where's your strange crossbow?
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all-class update when
i want cool military loadouts on every class
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>>137206018
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Hellmet+Brimstone looks dope
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>>137206841
It's not so much a matter of lack of imagination as that's the entire joke. I do wonder why pyro appears to be wearing her underpants on the outside, though.

>>137206974
Every class does have a military based loadout, though. I think they do anyway, not sure on Engineer/Sniper.
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>>137206583
Because women don't have a place in Team Fortress 2.

>>137206370
It's an extremely slow way to make a profit. Think of how much one scrap is worth. then think of how little people would be dumb enough to buy a weapon for a scrap when sites like scrap.tf have existed for ages.

Factor in how long it takes to make a trade with all the dumb authenticators - three days if one person doesn't have it enabled - and it's just not worth it.

>>137206841
They probably didn't want to start shit with people getting triggered over their LGBTqa*&^%$# Pyro headcanons.

>>137206707
I've got a lot. Anything in particular you're looking for?
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>>137207094
Well fuck. How do make profits then?
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>>137207056
fucking off by one, kill me
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>>137207094
It's 15 days now.

>>137207165
You don't play TF2 to make profit. You play CSGO and DOTA to make profit, because that's where the money is.
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Who gives these people matchmaking passes?
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>>137207165
Buy unusuals and convince the creator of the hat to make them multi/allclass. Just don't bother.
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>>137207326
>tryhard
>in matchmaking
surely is joke
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>>137207326
I still don't get how tryhard became an insult. You should always try your hardest to the best at everything you do.

>>137207094
Got any demo? Demo is my favorite mercenary.
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>>137207293
>>137207420
Well i mean making a "profit" so i can trade
for hats. I got jack skippy right now and I'd like to have at least few cosmetics.
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>>137207548
Buy like two or three keys. Trade keys for hats.
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>>137207479
I got a few Demos.

>>137207548
Just spend $2.49 on a key and sell that for metal. That should be enough to get you quite a few cosmetics.
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>>137207660
>>137207687
Oh god, i guess there's no avoiding spending if I want to get hats.
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>>137207094
I can name three women that do have a place in TF2
>people getting triggered over pyro headcanons
Such as?

>>137207479
Some people only play games for fun, and some of those people can't understand why someone else could see the game as more than just something "fun".
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>>137207809
Some people genuinely think he's a girl. My headcanon for pyro is that she's an adorable Japanese schoolgirl under that suit.
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Anyone still need a beta pass?
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>>137207935
B-but what about the "scientific" proof that he's a guy?
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>>137208204
>Scientific proof
Where?
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>>137208204
There's scientific proof you're a faggot
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>>137208345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_24zLyKdI
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>>137208527
>Game theory
Entire post disregarded
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>>137207687
Artist of these is silsol, good shit.

>>137207809
Alright nigga, Miss Pauling, the Administrator, and a few nobodies in the comics. All of which only exist through comics and .mp4 files and aren't in the actual game.

People legitimately believe Pyro is a woman, or a tranny, or every made up sexuality/gender identity under the sun. Artists have been harassed for doing things like drawing a brown character one shade lighter, or shipping a lesbian character with someone straight (there was someone sperging out in the TF2 tag about how shipping scoutpauling is lgbt erasure, can't make this shit up), or giving a female character slightly bigger tits. A while ago a tumblr teenager drew a fat character from Steven Universe as a thin woman and she was harassed to the point where she committed suicide. People are stupid.
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Best shoes? I sort of want to get an Essential Accessories cus of the wrist warmers, but they're the priciest ones.

>>137208527
Next you're gonna site Death Battle as proof of anything too.
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>>137208580
>Harassed to the point where she committed suicide
People are too fucking fragile nowadays.

>>137208691
I like my Brooklyn Booties.
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>>137208580
Pauling isn't even a lesbian. That is just headcanon made by the guy who draws the comics, which doesn't even make sense because Valve pushes ScoutXPauling hard.
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>>137208580
I meant to say ATTEMPTED suicide, not committed suicide, and even when she was posting pictures of her recovering in the fucking hospital people continued to harass this teenage girl, claiming that she was faking her suicide attempt for attention. Artists get harassed over everything.

>>137208812
Fragile, yes, but she's a teenager so I can understand. Just explaining why an artist would want to avoid that bullshit.

>>137208862
I know. He also claims there's one of every mercenary which contradicts nearly every piece of canon but that's okay because muh representation muh progressivism there is literally zero reason to make this character gay bur if you disagree then you're a homophobe
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>>137209092
Enough of this nonsense, I'll finish posting the Demomen I've got.
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>>137209092
fun fact: regardless of your age, you shoul NEVER listen to stuff people say online.
in addition, regardless of your age, they're still just pixels on a screen
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>>137209451
> NEVER listen to stuff people say online.
> they're still just pixels on a screen
so what you're saying is that my waifu is real?
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>>137209404

>>137209451
This is women we're talking about.
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>>137208580
>lgtb erasure
SJWs never cease to amaze me

>>137209092
How long ago did he make that tweet about pauling anyways? I remember it being fairly recent

>>137208527
>>137208691
I put scientific in brackets and had the sarcastic stammering for a reason you know. I'm not trying to prove facts, I just want to show a logical conclusion to a question that may never be factually answered. What the hell is wrong with GT anyways?
Also the allstars are nice.
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>>137209546
I don't know what happened to my image.

>>137209636
Dunno, it was before the newest comic's release. I can find it for you if you want.
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threadly reminder
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>>137209865
>Demo mains that low
Post disregarded.
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>>137209636
Game Theory writes fanfiction for children about video games for a living.
>mfw he made a huge video explaining the hidden meanings behind everything in Five Nights at Freddys, and Scott swooped in to call him a dumbass and tell him everything he said was wrong
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>>137209773
Saved the best for last.
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>>137209924
Heed his >>137209451 advice about not listening to what people say online
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>>137209924
demo is literally the 2nd biggest cuck class in tf2
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HE'S NINE HEALTH
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>Want an item to use it tonight
>Everyone selling is either offline and won't accept trade offer, or online and won't accept trade offer

I hate trading now.
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>>137210293
This meme isn't even funny.

>>137210028
People who try to see shit that isn't there in any form of media are fucking morons. I remember Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about Shakespeare travelling to the modern day and taking a college course on his work. It was kinda funny.
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>>137210380
What item?
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>>137210560
If I told you, you would laugh at me. I just want to be like my favorite youtuber.
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>>137210613
It's fine, anon. Is it what I think it is?
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>Falling for the decorated Jew
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>>137209865
>spy that high
>demo that low
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>>137210763
It might be.
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>>137210787
>Implying decorated weapons cost anything
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>He buys field tested weapons
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>He buys higher than minimal wear
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>dominate player
>he changes his class to pyro
lmao
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>He doesn't have a Factory New local hero pistol
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>he buys weapon skins
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It's fun to listen to the mercs do the dancing taunts in the taunt loadout screen because it doesn't include music and they sound retarded.
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>>137211135
>gimping your range, health, and overall dps with the undisputed cuck class
How would that make getting revenge any easier?
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Can someone explain the Local Hero meme?

>>137211216
mannrobics makes you look retarded in any situation.
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>>137210707
It's just dirt and shit wood
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>TFW you dominate a scout
>TFW you're the demolitions man

>>137211216
Go listen to spy or engine man's dance, then.
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>>137211284
shitters, that's how
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>>137211287
It's the pistol your granddad used when he rustled those no good outlaws out of town.
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>>137210028
>for children
Citation?
>fanfiction
That's kinda the point though, isn't it? He finds something that is unclear (or is deemed as such) in vidya culture and tries to explain it with his own logic. People are curious, and he provides something in the form of an answer (read: theory).
>for a living
Doesn't change anything about the validity of his points.
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>>137211481
>Defending people who try to wrangle something out of nothing
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>>137211481
>He finds something that is unclear (or is deemed as such) in vidya culture and tries to explain it with his own logic.
It is literally "WHAT IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL XD" tier shit.
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>>137210028
what the fuck source
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>>137211481
>defending GT in any way
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>>137210028
well yea scott was right
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>>137211638
I may have exaggerated some, but still.
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>>137211481
>Citation?
who the fuck else listens to bullshit "theories" on video games other than children

he could literally make up shit how the counter-terrorists in CSGO are the terrorists and people would eat that shit up
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HIT EM UP

http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
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>>137209865
can you think before making a list?
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>>137212092
>Soldier mains that high
Move soldier to spy tier, switch scout and demo, move engine up a tier and move sniper down a tier.
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>>137211917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_r6etzhcQ
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>buy an unusual minigun
>friend asks why as it doesn't count kills
>as him so what
>he doesn't have an answer

Really, why would a Heavy need to count kills? Maybe if it was a hales own family business or something it might be worth taking a glance at this guy because he probably knows what hes doing, but if its a strange minigun you might as well assume before you even die to it that its hales own
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>>137212179
>soldier is easy to master
fucking hell this meme is retarded
>switch scout and demo
yeah I probably should've
>engineer too low
literally just place minisentry and kill shit with the shotgun.
>sniper too high
sniper is quite useful on some maps, and it takes some skill to land good shots with him
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>>137212386
It's for e-peen points, it has always been.
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reminder that anyone who whines about soldiers or says it's an easy class is the heavy main poster and should be laughed at
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*raises paw*
is sniper considered a bit too strong in 6s as well?
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>>137212386
>unusual weapons
just get an aussie
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>>137209865
>>137212092
>Sniper main
>Average
But that's wrong
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>>137212678
switch pyro and sniper and the list literally perfect
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>>137212580
I don't like Soldier, but that's because almost all of the Soldier mains I've seen ever have been tremendous faggots. I'll be the first to admit that I can't get anywhere near skillcap on Soldier, since I can barely rocket jump.
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>>137212678
>Heavy that low
This isnt 6s anymore son.
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>>137212678
>while all classes are balanced
this is just false
the concept behind the list is nice and mostly accurate but this claim is just plain false
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>>137212678
>although it's ideal to have 1 of every class
that is when I stop reading and throw the tierlist into the garbage.
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>>137212728
Pyros aren't great (or good really), but they're not as bad as snipers. Snipers are shit.
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>>137212968
>snipers are shit
pyro mains leave the thread this is your last warning
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>>137212380
What's wrong with b4nny? Why is he having so much fun?
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>>137211296
the ultimate skin
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>>137212950
They are. They've been updating this game for almost 10 years of course they are.
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>>137212968
You are comparing an offensive class to a pick class. pyro is the worst offensive class there is, he's incredibly situational and should never be picked.
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>>137212386
>there are people out there who still care about stranges outside of trading
>the quality literally died when farming became a thing

Although strange variants of some weapons you never see, like the Classic or Fan of War, are interesting when they're so many kills in with those.
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>>137212380
>>137213050
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>>137212967
It is on a team of 12
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>>137213103
So beautifully naive...
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>>137212386
I'll give you a reason why

Because it feels nice to see it record your kills, whether it's a stat clock or not, because "hey i've used this weapon to kill this many hippies"

I don't like renamed weapons that aren't strange because it just feels like a waste of a nametag desu fampaily
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>>137213103
They never cared about making this game competitive until now. They've only just started trying to unshit the game before competitive release.
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>>137213146
He's an offensive CQC support/counter class. He has his place. He might not can do as much as most classes, but he's still more useful than a sniper.

>incredibly situational
There are 5 situation classes. So what?

>>137213010
I'm not a pyro main, and I never will be. That said, I'd rather main pyro than sniper.
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>go on tf2
>stabby top stream
Did he finally wipe up the tears and change his diaper after the ringer nerf? Why is this faggot still relevant?
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help u fucks

do any of you know if keys might go up or down in price? IS THERE even a way to know?
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>>137213252
>>137213394
Just because you suck at a class doesn't make it under powered.

Just because you keep getting your ass handed to you by a certain class/load out doesn't make it OP.

Maybe not every single weapon is balanced, but most are. All the stock classes are balanced.
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>>137213652
he pugs with low invite players

>>137213780
they go down and then they go back up
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>>137213103
Pyro is still broken in many aspects (no, i'm not saying he's op)
Nniper is still a bit too strong
Soldier rockets are still too easy to use in very close range (again, not op)
Plenty of individual items make certain classes a bit too strong/render opponents too weak or just shouldnt belong in the game
And these are only a few examples

>They've been updating this game for almost 10 years
Valve has neglected TF2 for a very long time and are only recently trying to make up for their mistakes. Some of their business practices are still scary (and to some degree anti-consumer), and the possibility of them stepping out of line again are still possible. Don't be an apologetic.
We may have a great base game, but it still needs a lot of fine tuning.
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>>137213897
I.. Is this bait? I actually can't tell if youre shitposting or just don't know any better?
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>>137213612
They're good for countering soldiers but that's about it. Scouts out dps and out speed them, demos may have a bit of trouble but they have sticky spam and ways of keeping them back, they can't pick med effectively because of no speed and no viable long/mid range options. With defensive options there is engi and heavy which can be used for area denial or offense, so those have their uses. Sniper and spy are pick classes so while situational they are still useful. Pyro has little to no advantage over scout/soldier/demo and should never be played.
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>>137213897
mge me fag
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>>137214083
>Pyro is still broken in many aspects (no, i'm not saying he's op)
Nope, most people play him incorrectly. I had the similar problem with the scout when I first started. I thought he was under powered as all fuck. Then I learned he was a top tier class and I was just playing him wrong. Pyro is pretty similar to scout in some ways, I imagine some people just don't play him correctly. And going by how many I mow down as a heavy in pubs, I'm probably right.

>Sniper is still a bit too strong
Nah, he's fine.
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>>137214083
>soldier rockets are easy to use in close range
How the fuck do you fix that? Have reverse damage drop off?
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>>137214204
I feel this way about most posts made here
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>>137213897
this is bait
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>>137214620
You don't engage the soldier at close range.
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>>137214284
>Pyro has little to no advantage over scout/soldier/demo
The fuck am I read? I main demo. Scouts and pyros are a stock demo's biggest problem, trust me.
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generated a new pass for the first time in literally a week. first person to post id gets it

also post stabby guys
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>>137215206
I'm just going to give my pass to the first f2p I meet, I've been trying to get rid of it all day.
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>>137214841
This whole general is bait
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Dance taunts?
Conga (?) Kick (?) Mannrobics
inb4 taunts r 4 f2ps reel proz nevur taunt XD
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>>137215206
>strange festive
>not just festive
why do you have is strange
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>>137215073
Dont try to use reason and use common sense here, wont work
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>>137215383
Kazotsky > Conga > Mannrobics
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>>137214620
I prepose that they do the same thing they did to demo stickies, make the radius of rockets start smaller and get back to normal size after a certain period of time. Were this to be implimented, bad soldiers would do very little damage at closer ranges and good soldiers would still have around the same damage potential (don't take my word for it though, i could be wrong).

>>137214892
However this is still a valid point.
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>>137215257
your font is looking a little big there
>>137215396
I like stranges
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I just saw someone with a festive scattergun it was rank "Limited Hale's Own". I didn't get a chance to see how many kills. What makes it Limited?
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>>137215572
Best monogatari, nice taste.
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>>137215073
anything that gets close to the demo is a problem. Scouts have an easier time getting closer.
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>>137215580
The older strange festives gained the limited when they added all the strangifiers
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>>137215740
I didn't think there was a scattergun strangifier.
Interesting, though.
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>>137215580
>Limited Quantity is an attribute added to items that are no longer obtainable from crafting, item drop system, crates (unless the crate listed in the description), or Mann Co. Store.
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>>137215073
If a pyro gets in your face, pipe him. If you have room to backpedal, though, you can also lay stickies at your feet. Pipes would be better, though, that's what they're for.
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>>137215073
>what are stickies
>what is distancing yourself as a class that only has splash weapons
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>>137215831
How close are we talking when you say "in your face"? Far enough that hitting a pipe wouldn't self-damage?
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>>137216059
Hey man, it's worth a little self damage if it kills the other guy.
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>>137213612
>He's an offensive CQC support/counter class.
True.

>He might not can do as much as most classes, but he's still more useful than a sniper.
False.
Pyro has multiple flaws:
>His secondary weapons (shotguns and flares) can do more damage than his primary
>Has to combo in order to make use out of crit bonuses when enemies are on fire
>Afterburn can easily be countered by multiple things (Medics, Dispensers, Jarate/Milk/Sandvich, health packs, other Pyros)
>Afterburn resistance as a trait on Pyro is somewhat useless if the enemy team lacks a Pyro, but also hurts when trying to use your primary against an enemy Pyro
>Has to be in someone's face to be effective, making it a high risk for a low reward if not going for a proper pick

Where as Sniper:
>Can quickscope 5 of the 9 classes in the game. Soldier and 175 hp classes are most likely fucked anyways with the loss of health
>Doesn't have to be up front, can chill at the back and get picks efficiently
>Has two items that allow him to counter Spies and other Snipers
>Speaking of, Sniper usually has to be countered by another Sniper or a Spy since he can just hang back outside of any imminent danger
>Cozy Camper removes flinching and lets Sniper get health back gradually, allowing for Snipers to be more efficient since they can't be harassed by mediocre damage
>Jarate shits on combos, afterburn, and Spies
>Bazaar Bargain rewards Sniper with faster charge time, which means after 5 or so heads he just quickscopes 200 damage headshots

Pyro just needs to be reworked, I don't even know what Sniper needs.
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Pyro has no tools to get in on his opponent, nor do enough damage to eliminate them safely. Even as an ambush class, Scout exceeds him.
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>>137215831
>>137215973
Easier said than done boyo. My point is the statement "Pyro has little to no advantage over scout/soldier/dem" is false.
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stay safe /tf2g/
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>>137216129
For "a little", sure it isn't. Anything that isn't "a little" may cost you your life (plus there's always the offhand chance that your pipe will get reflected and at that range missing a reflect aimwise is very difficult)
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>>137216317
>He cant land pipes
>He cant press m1 while holding m2
Important question. Do you exclusively play in pubs?
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>>137216249
Sniper needs his secondaries reworked, namely camper/razordick/DDS.
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>>137216129
>Self damaging while on fire
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>>137216475
>Not having a medic
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>>137216273
I wish the napper's respite didn't look so much like plastic. I really want to like that hat.
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>>137216317
>scout is better at flanks, chasing down enemies, and up-close DPS
>soldier is better at dps at range and up close, has multiple escape and rollout mechanics, and can quickly and easily put himself on higher ground.
>demo is better at taking down groups of enemies, area denial, and still has effective 1v1 weapon application.
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>>137216587
You aren't going to have a med on you at all times. Those exceptional moments where a pyro catches you out are the moments where he does the most damage.
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Post your favorite stranges!
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>>137217304
S. Festive rocket launcher
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>>137217304
forgot the pic

Post favorite stranges everyone!
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>>137217304
Strange shooting star.
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>>137217304
FN local hero
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>>137216249
Usefulness

Pyro can:
>Remove stickies
>Bounce back artillery spam
>Extinguish teammates
>Light enemies on fire, signaling to rest of the team they're weakened
>Expose spies
>Can even take out sappers with the homewrecker

Snipers:
>Pick
>That's it
>That's all they can to
>and it's not like the team NEEDs a pick class all the time anyway.
>Well, I guess they can exposes spies and put people out with jarate, but so can mad milk, and it's a poor replacement for the flamethrower

Your problem is you think a TF2 match is some kind of series of 1v1 matches. Nope, it's about different classes working together as a team. Pyros are more essential to a team than snipers.

And it's not like snipers are more independent than pyros anyway. They need a front line to even do anything.
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>>137217184
You should be protecting your Medic then. If your med is ded, you are likely ded anyways. Even then, all other classes can outdamage him in a one on one fight.

>>137217304
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>>137217530
Wait this is a team game?
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>>137217492
Does the crit effect apply vs. players who are wet with say, mad milk or jarate.

>>137217530
Pyro can't remove stickies, he can only push them like two feet, which any soldier can also do. Extinguishing team mates only counts when the enemy team also has a pyro. Spy is exposed simply by having eyes/ears/actual team communication skills. Why would anyone use the homewrecker when the powerjack is the objectively better melee?
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>see med is about to get flanked by soldier
>he eats a rocket, for 60 some damage
>charge him recklessly blasting with scattergun to get him off med
>end up winning fight
>look over
>med is still alive
>felt like secret service
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do u guys still have a server or did that stop a long time ago
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>>137217530
>Soldier can do the same
>Smart players don't spam
>Extinguishing never comes into play because Pyro is a shit class that never sees use
>Spychecking never comes into play because Spy is a shit class that never sees use
>See above

>Sniper is "just a pick class"
>Implying that a dead medic isn't the best possible thing for your team
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>>137217680
>TFW no one on pubs ever protects me when I play med
>MFW I switch classes to sniper or scout or something and now my team doesn't have a med and they bitch about it
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>>137217530
>half the pyro utility requires someone playing a shit class or other team playing pyro or spy which are both shit classes
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>>137217816
You play in shit pubs thats why
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is comp tf2 still a thing
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>>137216439
1. Pyros can reflect pipes
2. You can't one shot them without a crit
3. At close range you take splash damage
4. Pyros are faster than demos

Demo isn't built for CQC and the pyro is. How is that hard to understand?
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>>137217816
play comp friendo, anyone on team will throw life away to save you.
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>>137217961
Proper matchmaking is in beta now.
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>>137217530
Did you know that gold and platinum highlander the sniper is the most important class? He is so important in high levels that a sniper pick is almost more important than a medic pick.

The ability to pick the 3 most important(sniper medic demo) classes in the game and in rapid succession is more important than anything the pyro can do.

Sniper gets better and better the more skilled the players while with low skills its the weakest class in the game

while pyro gets worse and worse the more skilled the players are, while at low skill levels its one of the most powerful.
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>>137217961
its becoming a thing. I think lobbies still work though idk.
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>>137218031
only took them a decade
and it's still in beta
wew lad
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>>137217304
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fuck the haters, and team players I love me some Fortress 2
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>>137217002
he wasn't talking about overall, mechanic advantages
he was talking about situational advantages
ex. when he C A T C H E S Y O U O U T

>>137216249
The question then is how much impact can a sniper's picks have on a game? Pyro is more consistantly useful, but a sniper has the potential to have the biggest impact on the game.
Also you forgot about jarate utility.

>>137217886
I think playing in pubs to begin with is an error in most cases.
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>>137217492
yes it does.
>>137217990
why use a pyro when a scout can do the same thing AND the scout can do more things than a pyro.
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>>137218248
yeah the feed gaben budget was getting low, so they decided it was time for their next jewish scheme. They're too lazy to make another game so they just worked with what they had.
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>>137217705
last tf2g server was like 3 years ago, maybe more
>tfw no videofreak server
>tfw no longshaft server
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>>137217530
so snipers are FRAGGERS while pyros are bottom fraggers

ok
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>>137217990
Pyro can't stop sticky spam tho. And even then, Pyro has to be perfect on reflecting pipes, which is also not easy. And even with self damage taken into account, Demo still comes out on top, or at least trades with you. That's your best case scenario. A trade. And that is assuming that you can get the jump on him right up in his face. Any distance at all, and he's got you beat.
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>>137218474
how much would you need to pay for a dedicated tf2 server anyways?
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>>137218383
valve would be a good company if they had some real structure but i'm sure the employees would hate that
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>>137217530
>Pyro's mentioned skillset required both an enemy Spy and Pyro
>Can only remove stickies with flares, and even that's not as effective. Airblasting them does fuck all
>A class that can kill essentially anyone from just looking that them isn't as essential as spraying fire occasionally and running around with the Powerjack

Also if people are feeding you pipes and rockets, they're probably really bad at the game.

Here's your (You).
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>>137218591
not much, cost me like 20 dollars a month to run mine. only issue is u need people to play on it to merit keeping it up, no one played on mine so I shut it down lol
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there should be a second style on the max's that's just the ears
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I know I'm probably gonna be bullied but
Is there a way to play TF2 like on 2007?
Besides playing it on console
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>>137217674
I'd like to point out that my original argument wasn't that "the pyro is good" it's "the pyro is more useful than sniper".

>>137217813
Anyone can kill a medic. The scout can also pick, maybe not as good as the sniper and spy, but at lest can do other shit.

I don't know, maybe you guys are right, maybe the sniper is better than the pyro. That's not saying much though. I guess I'm just tired of seeing sniper main. I don't care what you guys say, sniper mains are shit. Even if they're better than pyro mains, they're still absolute shit. Maybe I haven't noticed how bad pyro mains are because there aren't very many.

I don't know. On a team of 12, I'd still rather have 2 pyros on my team than 2 snipers.
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>>137218953
Yea theres a version you can download out there, not sure if many play it
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>>137218613
they got the finance structure down right, that's for sure. They have us by the dick in everything money related with them. Market tax, gambling that's legal for minors, steam wallet, sales. The crates are the best scheme they've ever made. Player gives 2.50, has 0% chance to make any money, and instead can get "steam wallet funds" from other people, then Valve takes the market tax from the sale and make even more money when people buy shit on their website. It's the ultimate jew.
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>>137218090
>Highlander
No one cares
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>>137218536
You make good points, but saying that the best case scenario is a trade is a bit of an exageration, no? Do you honestly think that it's impossible for a demo to die to a pyro?

>>137217990
>you can't one shot them
You can "technically" one shot them if you shoot a good sticky and then immediately hit them with a pipe as you det the sticky.
>pyros are faster
Pyro may have the powerjack but that in no way compares to sticky jumping

>>137219114
Your argument for that is still fairly weak though.
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>>137219230
ya and that's not even counting all the money they make from the dota 2 compendiums, that shit comes out 4 times a year and literally millions of people buy it for like 10 dollars each
what do they even do with all that money
they certainly aren't making good games anymore
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hey guys so I tried this dubious strategy in MM.
I died as scout then when my timer was at 7 med died. I switched to med and told med to switch to scout so we would have a med back in faster. Is this a good idea or no?
I also play with friends, so I know our med is at least decent at scout and I'm alright as medic.
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>>137219114
pyro is only has any use on last holds when you are at an uber disadvantage.

while sniper is potentially useful at EVERY SINGLE CHOKE both attacking and defending where both teams are at equal uber including last holds

Situation 1 happens less than situation 2

Sniper is better than pyro.
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>>137219449
>they aren't making games
theres literally no motivation, doing the previously mentioned shit and having the reputation for having the "pro" games gets them more money than they would ever get with a new release.
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You seem really upset about sniper mains. Do you wish to tell the court where the pubstomping sniper touched you?
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>>137219463
As long as both the players swapping are of similar skill i cant see a negative side to this strat at all. Thinking about it, why has no one at high level 6s ever done this? Its kind of genius.
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>>137219348
so u need to shoot a sticky, switch to ur pipes, hit the pipe, and det the sticky all before the pyro hits m2
also, sticky jumping deals a lot of damage
demo is the better class every situation except cqc against a class that reflects slow moving projectiles and can quickly switch to a hitscan weapon or an insta crit melee
idk why ur so invested in this, did a pyro main call u gay or something
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>>137219348
>Fending off the pyro with a sticky
I don't know what YouTube videos you've been watching boy, but that's a waste of sticky. If I kill him with a sticky, then I've blown all my stickies. Which means I've got to reset my trap mean I have to go back to the front line, and that's where I'm most venerable.
>Sticking away.
Same. plus sticky jumping does a lot of damage.

A lot of the shit you're saying is easier said than done. Can I ask you something? Do main demo? Have you ever mained demo? How many hours of demo do you have? Cause either you're a GOAT demo, or you're pulling these scenarios out of your ass.

>Your argument for that is still fairly weak though.
I'm just speaking from experience.
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>>137219851
I can see how it could be damaging in the long run because there won't be much opportunity to switch back to our mains after that.
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>>137220009
>Pipes
>Slow moving projectile
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>>137219581
man, they're just resting on their laurels, that's gonna get em high, they need to get out of self and do some service work if they want to stay sober
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>>137220020
>trapping with stickylauncher
oh mah lawd, is this guy serious?
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>>137218945
No.
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>>137220359
They are though.
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>>137220541
They move faster than the rocket launcher. Are those slow also?
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>>137220464
But... It's my job. I have to control the map. I have to help the team win.
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>>137220359
pipes can't one shot a pyro and if u see the bombnigger coming it's super easy to anticipate the pipe. everything else I said is true. again, I agree that demo is the better class but unless the pyro is an actual lobotomized monkey, ur dead 9 times out of 10
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>>137220684
>Are those slow also?
Yes. Very.
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>>137220729
You can do that on the front lines. The stickybomb launcher is as good as any other classes primary weapon except pyro lol when used offensively. With your two primaries, become an impenetrable wall of explosions that the opposing team can't pass.
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>>137220729
are you playing pubs? there is very little use for a sticky trap outside of being pushed to last, and at that point your back is to the wall, so you should be able to see anything coming toward you from a mile away
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>>137220729
demo is an offensive class, don't let anyone tell u otherwise
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>>137220910
>he stickybomb launcher is as good as any other classes primary weapon
Argeed, but I need to cut off routes for my team, deny the enemy team access to certain areas.

>>137220939
I beg to differ. They're extremely useful. Like picks are after me like I'm a medic useful.

>>137220945
Kek.
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i think b4nny is cute
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>>137221457
>Sit back and deny space while the enemy team builds Uber
or
>Go forward and fucking kill everyone

It's your choice Neo.
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>>137221457
What routes do you need to cut off? Are they so important that you have to be actively watching them? if you're actively watching them, why not just pop nades when someone turns that corner and use your sticky for offense?
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>>137221457
>but I need to cut off routes for my team, deny the enemy team access to certain areas
and u do that by spamming explosives at them while the medic gives u buffs. the roamer and scouts secure the flank, ur job is to be a big angry fucker and deny places as u move forward, don't be a bitch and hide in the rear
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>>137221457
you only do that in certain situations involving shutter doors and choke points
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>>137219621
He coated me in urine and then stabbed me in the chest :((((

>>137220009
I'm not so sure if you messed up your post or something but oh well.

>that's a waste of sticky
Well, sometimes the sacrifice is worth it if it means you live, and it's not like I always have a trap laid somewhere (I say I here because I don't know how you play demo).
>sticky jumping does a lot of damage
That's why jumping towards an hp kit or a med is always a good idea and what you should try to do.
>easier said than done
The whole one shot thing is very difficult to pull off and against competent pyros will only work with surprise. I can't remember having ever done this outside the range of like 2 meters or around a corner. It is a bit faster then you would think though (a bit more than 0.7 seconds to be exact).

>>137220009
See above for the first two points you made.
I agree with you that pyro is definitely better at CQC, but that isn't what I'm arguing with what I said.

>pyro main call u gay or something
I am gay and for pyro as well but I just enjoy having these discussions. It's nice to see other's point of view since it helps me learn more about the game. On top of that most pyro discussions here don't happen without a lot of vitriol and the thread is surprisingly insult-free right now so I'm taking full advantage
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>>137221457
>area denial
Engineer is there for that, while providing a dispenser and a teleporter in pubs. In 6s or with teammates with a brain, chances are if you're moved up, your team is already up there as well.

>keeping sticky traps
Unless you know for sure that an enemy is gonna come out of whatever door at any time, that's when a trap comes in handy. Otherwise you're denying yourself a weapon that can do great damage, both in the air and on land. Demo's a powerhouse; don't gimp yourself by waiting on the enemy to come to you for longer periods of time.
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>>137221604
Sometimes I wonder if anyone here actually plays this game. I mean, other than as a dress up game of course.
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>playing MM with friends
>decide to do something fun (read: gimmicky)
>5 demos
>1 med
>rollout to mid fairly quickly
>pipes and stickies flying everywhere, nowhere was safe
>entire other team gets wiped and we only have maybe 1 casualty
>repeat this to last
>blow the fuck out of everything there and walk to point
>repeat for easy win
holy shit that was unstoppable amounts of faggotry, the other team didn't stand a chance. On the second round midfight they were pushed back so hard that they couldn't even try to stop us from capping with them having a nearly full team
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mfw i KILL
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>>137222216
oh shit son
>>137222222
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>>137222030
Some things in this game are more clear for certain people than to others. Some people have more experience than others. Some people are more ignorant than others. Can't really see where the dots don't connect here.

>>137222173
Sounds hilarious. What medigun did you use?
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>>137221963
ya i'm fuckin baffled at the lack of insults, back in 2012-2013 this place was just garbage
now as the game ages with no real new content the userbase gets better
or maybe I'm only seeing it now when it's good, I haven't posted here in a long time
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>>137222173
I've been wanting to do this so bad. Hard to make randoms listen though.
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>That feel when you aren't, nor were you ever, an f2p
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>>137222453
quickfix, had to because of the constant healing required from the entire team having only splash weapons and to keep up with the rollout and quickly heal everyone.
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>>137222216
Amazing book, movie was a surprisingly good adaptation that I feel did suitable justice.
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>>137222803
agree tbqhwy
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>>137222516
This is why you don't solo q

>>137222498
Don't get used to it buddy, this place is still pretty shit most of the time. Whether its improved since 3 years ago I cannot tell you. Welcome back though.
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>>137222498
>2012-2013 this place was utter garbage
You weren't here yesterday were you? This is one of the rare instances this general isn't cancer.
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>gave my alt a pass
>griefing LITERAL children
I'm having too much fun
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>>137222453
I know. These comments are ridiculous:

>>137221723
>>137221801
>>137222027
Again, what demo experience do you guys have? Do you main demo? How many hours do you have as demo?

I mean, play the way you want to, but traps work for me. The game is goal oriented, it's easy to guess where people are coming, what space needs to be denied ect. It's not like I just set them up and leave them. I blow them up and reset them constantly. I do use the stickylauncher offensively if I don't have a trap up, but I usually do.
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>>137222913
tbqh i'm not even sure why I decided to post here again, i'm positive no one remembers me and all my friends stopped playing tf2 for dota. I do miss tf2 when it wasn't such a fuckin mess
man, pugs were the best
I miss the mumblejerk
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My heavy is cute now.
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>>137223112
I have over a hundred hours with Demo.

>>137223504
Yes he is.
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>>137223112
>1600 hours kill me
>scout main
>quite a bit of demo experience, I can perform on competitive levels
I would say there is a time and place for traps but I primarily use the launcher as a spam bombs and blow shit up thing. Traps often take time to set up, require watching, and just usually are not worth the effort put into them. If you are being pushed back I can see how traps can be useful but most of the time you want to be acting offensively and blowing shit up constantly.
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>winning gives you more than 1 tiny bar of exp
>losing no longer drains half of your level

nice
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>>137223759
>abandoning drains exp
cool
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>>137223574
not 1600 as demo btw, 1600 total, I have about 150 as demo.
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I had a cosmetic drop today. It was a manpurse. Cosmetic drops are always a nice surprise, I'm glad they're back.
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>>137223901
...?
>>137223989
they were never gone
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>>137222984
enjoy it while it lasts, a beta is only a beta

>>137223201
Maybe something can still be salvaged. It may be revived as something completely different, but may even be better than what it was in the past. Who knows?
>no one remembers me
I know I won't since I've only been here for about a year and a half, but there might still be some people here that remember. No one's going to remember someone who doesn't tell you their name.

>>137223759
>>137223823
Where are these changes.

>>137223989
Yes they were
http://www.tf2tools.net/articles/hatgate
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>>137224058
They were gone for a while.
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>>137224058
They were gone for a long time, anon. They only just came back a month or so ago.
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>>137223989
i got a hat drop a few days ago
it was just a large luchadore
f*ck
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>>137224347
That's still a free 1.33 refined! You could use that to buy a different nice hat.
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>>137224167
>>137224192
Idk havent played in about a year or two. They've been around for as long as I can remember.
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>backstabbing a razorback no longer prevents the spy from cloaking, only attacking
there i fixed HL
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>>137225140
>Even attempting a backstab on a razordick sniper
What are you doing, lad?
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>>137224140
mm. Been playing since day 2 and they've made some good updates to the exp system.
The exp bar used to give barely anything for winning and take away, i shit you not, nearly 1/6th of your entire exp bar for losing. Now winning gives more and losing takes less.

You also never used to lose exp for abandoning matches but they added it in now so that you do

still it doesn't really effect me since i'm shit and eternally fresh meat
>>
Dakolah's Bar is better than Sandvich:

>Less healing, but still nominal
>Massively better recharge rate
>Better recharge rate, also lets you throw them down more often being a better supporter of your team
>Grants overheal

Why run sandvich now?
>>
>>137225140
The fuck? Why?

>Now: Shoot sniper to death
>With your retarded idea: I know! I'll waste time by attempting to stab him and make him paranoid just so that I might, possibly get a harder stab later on in the game!
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>>137225140
>spy has to reveal himself to shoot a razorback sniper, discouraging spy attacks
>spy stabs razorback, cloaks away
>gets called out and killed
how does this fix HL?
razorback is too effective not to use
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>>137225514
>Sandvich
>OM NOM NOM I'M BACK AT FULL HEALTH TO KILL

>Dakolah's Bar
>OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM OOPS STILL AT HALF HEALTH OM NOM NOM OH NO A SCOUT FOUND ME AND NOW I AM DEAD
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>>137225514
Sandvich gives full health, which is way better than small chunks.
You won't have time to throw out a bar every time it refills, you'll be too busy killing.
Medic's also grant overheal. The bar's overheal doesn't last long enough to be useful
>>
>shoot sniper with revolver
>get called out and shot at
>DR away
>sniper gets a buff from his medic
>repeat

>stab razorback
>get called out and shot at
>DR away
>sniper is now an easy target for future backstabs

its that easy
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>>137226131
>Using the Dead Ringer
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Does anyone know why my stats aren't udpating? I reset when I started playing again and yet they're no longer updating. Like I reset, scored 34 points as heavy in a single round, the later scored 67 in a single round and yet it still says 34 points.

What gives? Pls send help.
>>
>>137228404
It counts points in a single life, not a single round.
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>>137228582
No it doesn't, does it? My spy's "most points" is 68, did I seriously get that in a single life somehow? I don't see that being possible.
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>>137228780
I'm someone else and that's definitely how it works. I'm never gonna outdo some of the high scores I set years ago, and I don't know how I managed some of it either.
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The arm makes this look like shit. It would be really cool without it.
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>>137229130
It's supposed to be from that strongman attraction Merasmus had set up.
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>>137229298
Yeah, I know. Still looks like shit.
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>>137229130
I agree, but I guess they were going for the "torn off the machine" look or something, so they can't really take it away. I wish they would though, because there's not enough hammers in this game to KILL with
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CLASS MAINS AND YOU:

>Scout
Spastic, loud (in every sense of the word) cunts who crave attention
>Soldier
Utterly vanilla, usaully good guys, tranding towards tryhard-dom
>Pyro
Low functioning autistics
>Demo
Bros, usually have good senses of humor
>Heavy
Either same types of dudes as demo mains OR 12 year old machinima fans obsessed with SANDVICH XD and POTTIS
>Engie
High functioning autists,
>Spy
Anime lovers, sadistic yet nice, often willing to teach others
>Sniper
High functioning autists, often mean-spirited and love showing off in pubs, attracts a bad crowd
>Medic
Low functioning autistics, or the mentally ill (gays, women, and trannies)
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>>137229607
>spy mains
>nice
fuck no, those people are the most toxic players I encounter.
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You made the badass demon axe, right? You didn't make a dumb hat, did you?
>>
>>137229607
>Unironically using the word tryhard
Entire post disregarded.

>>137229840
I never got my haunted scrap.
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>>137229840
you know it nigga
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>>137229840
>At one point had a tradeable Voodoo Juju and HHHT
>Traded them both away for fucking chump change when I was like 15 and thought I was done with the game
>>
>>137229867
>tryhard
upset?

Soldier mains (sniper mains too) are the type that go into pubs full of F2P children and get-off on getting 30 Killstreaks against retarded players, while being pocketed by a bitch-boy medic
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>>137230161
>upset?
Someone certainly is. Why would you play a game and not try?
>>
>>137230264
Why would you play a pub against literal children just so you could stroke your E-penis?
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>>137230385
Because children are the only ones left playing this game.
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>>137229607
>Scout
anger issues, often assholes, won't shut the fuck up.
>Soldier
pretty cool guys most of the time, not much else to say
>Pyro
horrific shitters who think they're hot shit because they can pull off basic combos
>Demo
same as soldier
>Heavy
autists and 12 year olds
>Engie
I wouldn't know, never played with engie mains
>Spy
Toxic shitters who somehow surpass pyro main levels of arrogance
>Sniper
Either incredibly skilled or incredibly shit. If they are skilled, they'll be sure to let you know.
>Medic
very chill, often very capable of juggling tasks
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>>137230437
r u a child?
>>
fotis my toptis
>>
what do i use to get vac banned immediately?
>>
>>137233923
vac never bans immediately, but you can google free tf2 aimbot or some shit. i used a free one ages ago (wasn't banned, since i only tried it out on a non-vac server), most old ones should be detected right away.
>>
>>137234041
i dont want to get some russian malware but i guess i will have to man up and risk it
>>
>>137234110
set up a windows vm
>>
>>137233923
why do you want to know?
>>
>>137234217
ultimately so i can troll people in csgo
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Should I spend half my keys on the unpriced cloud nine or all my keys on the really nice time warp one?
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>>137234276
not sure how that's going to play out, but ok
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>craft two strange weapons
>get this

what will it be used for?
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>>137235131
i call bullshit, whats your ID so i can see it in your inv?
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Jewl is dead.


This is not a drill.
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>>137236103
I mean it actually is but you know.

April fools haha lol haha
i wish it was though
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I think this is the first time Ive seen this kill icon
>>
>tfw when great medic but the class is too stressful to play
>>
>>137237847
if thats the case i don't know if youre really in the right position to self-diagnose yourself as a "great medic"
whatever the case is keep doing it, youll get better
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Late Night/Early Morning Raffle

http://tf2r.com/kgi5wez.html
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>>137223989
i wish i was galko chan
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>when you place an exit teleporter at spawn and watch everyone try to take it
>>
>>137237847
how is it stresful are you afraid someone is gonna call you out in the chat like
>omg noob medic
most of the time its the guys you were healing fault
>>
>>137239040
It's almost 1pm nigga
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>>137239579
Do you live in Myanmar or something? Fuck off, third-worlder.
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>>137239495
>when you place the exit far behind your spawn
>>
>>137239669
>borneo
>built tele at first spawn
>build exit at last
>when people go though they just see me hitting a minisentry while wearing a gibus
>get kicked 30 seconds into the game
>>
*cries*
>>
*filtred*
>>
i wanna be filtered too
>>
>>137239979
:s
>>
How to annoy scouts?
>>
When should I equip shaught-gahn on heavy instead of sandwich?
>>
Geel's at it again

http://www.teamfortress.tv/32750/a-farewell
>>
>>137240631
always
you cant kill with a sandwich
>>
>>137240549
mini sentries
airblast
>>
>>137240549
click their little heads
direct hit
tell them they suck and dominate them
>>
test, want to see if the normie name is per post or per IP
>>
>>137240709
but you can still KILL with your minigun
>>
>tfw wriring rekt everytime I kill someone
>>
>>137240549
Talk shit about their loadouts and tell them scout requires no skill while wearing a gibus and using mini sentries. Guaranteed replies and rage
>>
>>137239510
it's too stressful for me because everyone is focusing you. also, you have a lot of responsibility as medic, you have to manage five guys while staying alive. as a combat class you only have to focus on 1 or 2 players at once.

demo is relaxing as fuck
>>
>>137241223
which one is it? also testing
>>
Whats up with the names
>>
>>137241367
play demo them silly
>>
>>137241595
look at the date
>>
look at me
date me
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>>137241702
+1
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
>>
giving away one more mm pass. live your id here, ill invite you
>>
>>137242618
welcome to the future
>>
>>137242618
when everyone is a namefag, no one will be
>>
>>137242618
april lols xd
>>
since these names are tied toposts and notip addresses, this is actually better than anonymous. no more namefags or tripfags, at least for a day. i hope it stays like [s4s]
>>
tie me to a post
>>
>>137243754
damn you get lewder every time
>>
Where I can get a matchmaking pass? I haven't played the game in like 4 years but I used to play only lobbies and UGC back in the day.
>>
>>137244172
;x
>>
>>137244484
Wait for someone give it to you or you can trade but i don't recommend
>>
>>137244484
got one for sale Dorothy, post ID
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>>137244810
/id/mexfrag

I'm on mobile right now and I dont think I have anything valuable anymore for trade but feel free to check.
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(voice) me: help?
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>>137245342
will you invite me to your ass
>>
>>137245545

id?
>>
>>137245341
DO NOT buy a pass you retard, people are giving them away for free here and everywhere
>>
>>137245342
i will take one
id/fsoas
>>
>>137245342
i have a pass but i'd like an ass invite
>>
John Doe get
>>
>>137245342
can i get one please ?
/id/lillyX3/
>>
>>137245802
>>137246072
*is too shy to add you*
>>
>>137246072
thats just cancer
>>
>>137245747
alright, if anyone wants to invite me I played the game for 3,7k hours and won a UGC silver or some shit season under a team named Frijoles playing as Scout/roam soldier

id/mexfrag
>>
>>137246192
invite the buttcheeks already would ya
>>
>>137246741
>~<
>>
>>137246906
but
why did you show that you had ass invites if you're too shy to add people
>>
>>137247087
i dont know
sorry
>>
>>137247210
oh, don't be, i just found it funny and a bit cute tbqh family
>>
>>137242618
add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
to your add block filter list to get rid of it.
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losing streak incoming
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>>137242618
I dont get the joke
"Ha ha, now 4chan looks like shit"?
Thats not a joke
Is it meant to look like something?
>>
>>137246697
don't let someone jew you out of your hat with no name, hazmat headcase, summer shades, or spooky sleeves. they all had recent updates that made them multiclass/all class/tradeable
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I've been dicking around with SFM again recently and an I got a truly epic idea.

I'll do renders of your loadouts, however you like, if you give me shit.
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>>137247934
It supposed to look like Google+.
You know, since Moot works at Google now.
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>>137248040
Your shit is in the mail
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>>137247934
Like leddit
>>
who /fresh meat hell/ here

why the fuck do i lose rank when i top score but my team royally fucks up?
>>
>>137248256
shouldn't have gone through with it

>>137248350
>why do i lose rank when i lose
>>
Name a gun with the name you get.
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>>137248256
>>
>>137248521
How long are you going to keep this up for?
Are you just doing it for anything that isnt stock?
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We still doing favorite stranges?
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:stopgoogle:
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>>137250534
>>
In my first lobbie I got a K/D ratio of 1 and 5 assists. Is this good?
>>
>>137251405
what class?
>>
>trade server
>everyone is killing with stranges to add kills to the counter
Jesus christ how pathetic
>>
>>137251751
Scout
>>
>>137236810
The reflected rescue ranger kill one was new to me, saw that a couple days ago
>>
>>137251752

I completely agree.
>>
>>137251752
>he plays sniper
>in a trade server
>on top of a tower he noclipped to with !rtd
>he has a professional kill streak strange australium sniper rifle with 30k kills
>he takes his class very seriously
>everyone else is fucking around having fun
>>
>they play on trade servers
oh lord
>>
>>137247659
Thanks senpai
>>
>>137252123
Take a break from silver 6s and have fun for once nigger unless you really enjoy playing process and granary for 5 hours straight
>>
>>137251784
it's fine i guess. maybe you could have done a little better
was it 6s or hl? also what map?
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I was playing heavy earlier and ran into this scout with 5,600 hours played that could consistently kill me in what seemed like two shots. Fucking how? I feel like when I use the scattergun it's so fucking inconsistent, I have difficulty killing lone F2Ps, let alone full health heavies. I don't think it's an aim thing either, considering half the time I pause for my shot and get like 40 damage, point blank.
>>
>>137252779
it is an aim thing
>>
>>137252779
You might just be bad friend. Heavies are one of the easier picks as scout
>>
:stopgoogle:
>>
>>137252418
6's in Badlands
>>
>>137253110
well badlands isn't exactly the best map for scouts so that was pretty good for your first time, good job
>>
i like this new facebook
>>
do you like me
>>
facebook is my favorit videogaem
>>
>>137240549
if they're shit
>pyro
>heavy
>soldier
If they're gud
>minisentry spam
>>
why do people use minisentries on maps like hightower

do those people have souls
>>
things i dont like:
demos
snipers
minis
myself
>>
>>137254982
It's because Hightower is a bad map.
>>
>>137255230
same except for demos
what's wrong with demos
>>
>>137255410
i die to them too often
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What the fuck is this bullshit? Why does fps lower than 60 not show up as yellow anymore on the fps meter? Is valve trying to hide something?
>>
Senpaitachi, why can I be killed during an uber? (medic). Isn't it supposed to protect the doc too?
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>>137255627
which medigun are u using
when i was new i thought the kritzkrieg would make me invulnerable too
(it doesnt do that)
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>>137255243
but it's fun
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this solves all your crutch related problems
>minis
>engie in general
>heavy
>airstrike+parachute
>ground clicking bombers
>space spamming scouts
>>basically anything thats retarded
prove me wrong, protip: you cant
>>
>>137255832
what did he mean by this?
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HOW THE FUCK DO I CHANGE THIS STYLE IT BURNS MY FUCKING EYES
>>
>>137255782
Quickfix
>>
>>137255832
yeah but i don't want to switch to solly just because one guy is ruining my day

>>137255880
direct hit counters annoyance
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-zJ-41uFqg
>>
>>137255995
found ur problem
i think invulnerability is exclusive to the stock medigun
read the item descriptions and/or http://wiki.tf
and try not getting shot so much
>>
i LOVE healing
>>
>>137256861
>plays tf2
>doesn't KILL
>>
>>137256861
Shut up Eileen
>>
>>137257015
>orlando pope
>pope
whoa
>>
>>137257015
:x
>>
>>137255783
It's bad. Deal with it.
The event map is fun though.
>>
>>137256861
COME ON EILEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxcwe7EcaY
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>geel thought this was funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-8-vpMHJSg
>>
come on me
>>
>>137257317
cringed
>>
>>137257317
>overused meme
>funny
holy fuck i didnt think geel could be a bigger faggot
>>
>>137257317
it's kinda funny actually
>>
>>137258558
go away geel
>>
>>137258558
No it isn't geel
>>
>>137258558
back to redit
>>
it's my day off of work and classes but instead of playing tf2 i'm getting my passport renewed and it's hell don't ever travel guys
>>
>>137258558
>Geel's real name is Rodolfo Vaughn
kek geel is a fucking mexican
>>
>>137259032
I tried playing tf2 in a hotel in indiana one time and I had like 600 ping on a virginia server
>>
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post geels
>>
>>137259183
is this a geel
>>
>>137259183
Rolling for Joshua
>>
human is cute imo desu senpai
>>
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>>137259183
geel thread?
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>>137259183
tfw geel is 6 ft :(((
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is it spelled geel
or jeel
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>>137259349
damn geel is kinda cute

>>137259339
human is also cute
>>
>>137259361
spelled geel
pronounced jeel
>>
>>137259449
>cute
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This medic healed me for 5 whole minutes while I danced here.

He doesnt know what hes doing, he only knows he is medic, thus he must heal heavy
>>
hey people
>>
can robots be people
>>
>>137259626
Hi mandy
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>>137259626
Hi Mandy

>>137259589
That's the power of Unusuals and Australiums
>>
What is this "Competitive beta secret amazing client" option in the TF2 beta list? About 5mb of data was downloaded after choosing it, but it's prompting for a code to actually use it.
>>
>>137259814
>>137259764
wonder if names are consistent
>>
>>137254982
>>137255783
It's just 2fort with a different name.

People don't play 2fort or hightower to play TF2.
They play those maps because they're the original idle/trade servers.
>>
>>137260051
They aren't Pamela
>>
>>137259589
I heal box spies all the time.
>>
>>137260051
They are not. That would kill anon
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>>137259589
>I have no idea but I must heal

>>137259751
No.

Also fresh B4nny from off the presses
>>
>>137260096
well skedoodle
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>>137260051
I believe the names are random each post
>>
im random
*holds up spork*
>>
give me the cute name
>>
>>137260557
Classic pasta
>>
i want a cool name
>>
i had to hand in my assignment today
lets hope i dont fail
>>
*shitposts* i love tf2g
>>
does my tf2gfu love me
>>
do we think that valve should add another slot or two for cosmetic items ?
>>
>>137261203
most likely
>>
hey guys sorry for over exaggerating about the passport renewel process earlier. it took like 5 mins and you should definitely travel if you can
>>
>>137261203
Your tf2gfu isn't real
>>
am i real
>>
Any NAers wanna do some Mann Versus Machine: Two Cities?
>>
>>137261571
i've never played mvm but i'm not dumb. can i play
>>
>>137261253
yes
I want to be able to use the shin shredders with my gay demo set
I want to be able to use the mercs muffler with my even gayer scout set

1 extra slot is enough
>>
>>137261635
Send an invite
id/BasedViva

Also, does the name carry over or switch again on this post?
>>
im dumb

*starves or gets lost*
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>>137261695
gimme a sec gonna eat lunch then i'm down
>>
Oh hey, did human wake up?
>>
let's hope it never wakes up again
>>
hey silvia im here for you
*calms you down*
*feeds you love*
>>
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING

WHERE THIS LOVE SHOULD BEEEEEEEE.
>>
>game lasts like 1 minute
>get raped
>gg
Yeah good game, fucking faggots
>>
>>137255957
:stopgoogle:
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>>137263695
:stopgoogle:
>>
>>137255957
this
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>>137255957
add s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.*.css
to your add block filter list to get rid of it
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add id/26dollar
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>>137264061
Thanks but it looks like I'm stuck with default blue board layout and can't change it but I guess that's better
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>>137249981
hope so
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How much should i sell this shit for?
If nobody has any idea i'd like a sheen/effect tier chart because it's been a while since i traded and KS are difficult to price for me
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>>137207792
If you dont care about your trading cards, sell those on scrap tf, depending on how many you have. I sold mine and got about a keys worth, was able to trade cosmetics for just about every class
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>>137265391
I like singularity
most people don't
I'd say
4 keys?

good jew btw
>>
http://tf2r.com/kzk6psc.html
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>>137261253
Give us some fucking bigger backpacks.
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>>137266580
>Valve gives 24000 slots for FREE to everyone in Dota
>TF2 still has a tiny inventory limit on F2Ps
There's no reason to not fix this, given how competitive will require a premium account anyway, making that the new motivator to upgrade.
>>
>>137266580
Seriously though, who the fuck would need 24000 slots? Let alone 34000? Even if Dota were to have 120 heroes, that's 200 items per hero with the base cap.

Who the fuck would need that many cosmetics?
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look at
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>>137267864
ÔwÔ
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>>137267520
Valve might just hate TF2 traders as a whole because of bad blood and history (e.g. coal incident, infinite whining for drops, scamming, etc.)

Dota 2 has a worthless trading economy, only a tiny betting community so Valve could spend less time caring about their needs while dumping worthless hats on them.

>>137267792
Each hero has multiple cosmetic slots and most of the cosmetics are sold as sets now so each new set you buy is like 3-6 extra hats (some have like 8 slots). Weapon1, weapon 2, hat, back, armour, legs, arms, i dunno capes, tail, facemask, even tagalong pets.

Then there are wards, "music packs", couriers, HUDs, announcers, loading screens, etc. etc. etc. etc.

An average player may as well generate a few hundred hats free or otherwise just by playing the game and maybe paying for a campaign pass once a year or participating in some free hat event like Diretide.

It's pretty bad to the point where Valve regularly includes item deletion rewards for seasonal events. Where you get good goy points for deleting hats you don't want.
>>
>>137268151
>coal incident
story?
>>
>>137268261
>being this new
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>>137268321
Not him, but I've been playing since 2008 and I have no idea what this coal incident was. Then again, I'm not much into trading.
>>
>>137268151
>Some have as many as 8 slots
I know this, but even then with 200 items per hero that's 25 completely unique loadouts. I don't think any hero has 200 unique cosmetics and even when you factor in global items I doubt there are even 24000 unique items in Dota.
>>
>>137268075
:3
>>
Pauling get
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>>137268538
^~^
>>
i hope i have a cute name
>>
o.o
>>
immmmn gay
>>
>>137268261
Many Christmases ago, Valve had a sale event where you collected Coals from buying games or redeeming Humble Bundle codes or something. The Coals could've been used to get more games or something.

People figured out that you could abuse the system where you would make a million new Steam accounts and load them with $0.01 Humble Bundle codes and then trade away the Coals to a main account and convert the stockpile of Coals into free shit that they sold off.

It got so bad to the point where Valve did some sort of massive revert to cancel out all generated Coals (because (a) it killed the goodwill of Humble Bundle, and (b) they were running out of Steam codes to generate), issued bans and shit, added $1-for-a-Steam-code restriction (which you see on Humble Bundle), and started implementing trade bans. The Coal incident was the turning point where Valve lost all fun and joy in their sales and now they maximise focus on just siphoning your money. It's why all the past few years of Steam sales were just boring "Spend money for...nothing!" events.

This shit is well documented probably because it was a very earth-shaking event at Valve/Steam. Go look it up for better info.

I brought it up because clearly TF2 was the only Steam game with traders back then, so clearly it's the TF2 trading community's fault. Well, just the ones with botnets, but normal humans were plenty guilty.
>>
wahoot
>>
literally everyone who plays videogames is gay
>>
doesn't b4nny have a gf??
>>
I got two keys, should i unbox in hope of something decent or should i just save up for something?
>>
>>137269097
i remember the coal event but i never heard this story
>>
im b4nnys gf
ama
>>
>>137269220
Dont know if he still has one
>>
>>137269316
how long is his dick
does it taste good
does he get angry at you if you don't follow the dick-sucking meta
>>
>>137269305
trade for ref and craft hats
>>
>>137269316
how does b4nny's cock feel like in your mouth vagina and rectum?
>>
>>137269472
>does he get angry at you if you don't follow the dick-sucking meta

kek
>>
>>137269472
about 7"
tastes better than my dads dick
yes

>>137269536
good I love sex
>>
>>137269686
will you sex me?

i want to cuck b4nny
>>
>>137269686
that's pretty hot
i wish b4nny would fuck me and humiliate me for playing in pubs
>>
>>137269313
I found http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456083 that does a good job of describing the benefits of Coal. Turns out there was a raffle where more coal = more chances to win.

It turns out it's surprisingly hard to Google for "Steam Coal Incident". The "Christmas" keyword does not help one bit.
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>>137269762
ask him on stream I am ok with it
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>Neogaf thought we'd get L4D3 before the other three
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>>137269313
>>137269097
>>137268438
>>137270032
https://blog.threattrack.com/steam-all-your-coal-are-belong-to-us/
>>
>>137270032
It didn't also help that people were SAM'ing their way through the achievements needed to get free shit too so instead of making it a fun event where people bought and played games for an equal chance at winning, they just burned the whole system down.

This is a major reason why Valve explicitly said that Steam Trading Card drops will not be tied to achievements in the Steam Trading Card FAQ.

Old Valve died in the fires of the 2011 Coal Incident.
The current Valve is a dead husk of a corporation that doesn't give a shit about anyone.
>>
>>137270238
L4D3 is mentioned a fair bit of times in various code and leaks.
The valve news network guy is a fag but at least his videos are informative.
>>
>>137268458
34000 is probably some arbitrary number related to how their server-side shit works as opposed to "this number makes sense".

Dota 2 prints money so they just throw dotards an arbitrary high amount of hats.

TF2 is just a tumour and reminder of all their past mistakes that they hope will die off on its own from neglect. Like that Downs Syndrome baby your dead Vegas wife left behind.
>>
would it be funny if b4nny was a tf2g
>>
>>137270938
>leaks
I guess if there was a L4D3, it died the same death the original HL2 did given how Valve reacts to content being leaked.
>>
I fucking hate pyros
>>
pyros did me
>>
>>137271394
>original opinions
if you have trouble dealing with pyros then you suck
>>
>>137268458
>>137267520
It's 10,000 slots for free. Max slots with Backpack^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HArmory Expanders is 34,000 slots.

So only ~90 hats per hero (there are 111 right now), not including global items.
>>
>>137271472
>t. pyro
>>
who cares about coal or inventory spaces lets keep talking about b4nnys cock
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what's the highest rank you've gotten in matchmaking SOLO?
>>
>5 cp map
>half the team is engis who build on spawn and move nothing up
>45 minutes spend fighting on mid with no engis helping guard the point
>>
this isnt even a funny april fools joke i just want to die
>>
me too
>>
>>137272497
Don't give up, Lexy! We're here for you.
>>
>>137272497
same f@m
all the sites i go on are chock-full of shitty memes and it burning my soul
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>>137272285
pic related
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>>137272497
aprils fools was a mistake
>>
guys im watching zootopia judy is 2 adorable
>>
what's pre-firing and why is someone upset i'm doing it in mge
>>
>>137272941
I think it's when you spawnkill people in endif.
>>
>>137261253
Gimmie just one more. Optimize the game first.
>>
pyros did 9/11
>>
>>137273075
i'm playing spire though
>>
>>137273439
>>137271471
>>
>>137273451
Ah. No idea, then. Ask him what he means.
>>
>>137261253
I think that valve would just change the comsetic system to just have all the equip regions and put items in those.
If an item takes more than one equip region,make it take more slots
>>
you may ONLY reply to this post if you are cute
>>
my tf2g pals say i'm cute
>>
trying to get better at speed rocket jumping but i keep going far too vertical and getting tons of unnecessary fall damage, how fix? do i need to put a significant angle on my rockets so they explode rather far behind me?
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What mercenary would you bully?
>>
who are your tf2g pals
>>
>>137267864
>Girl
>>Plays Pyro
Harry Pottery.
>>
>>137274690
you shouldn't bully anyone toby
>>
>>137275043
i wish i had any
your name is cute
>>
my tf2g pals are kiriikp and 26dollar


i dont hate them much
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>>137257317
>>
>>137275320
i think youre cute too but were not pals i dont think
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Update when? I need this thing to become all class already.
>>
>>137275787
oh
>>
>>137275989
id rather have the bonk helm go all class with multiple styles
>>
>>137274690
no bully pls
>>
>+(You) this post
heh
>>
you me
>>
bully me
>>
>>137276076
>Valve
>Updating one of their own items
>That they aren't even selling anymore
>>
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h-hi, guys
this is me
id/gustavom
post your pictures as well, friends
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>tfw someone bought a comp pass from me for $14.00
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i dont like you much
>>
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What's your opinion on THIS effect?
>>
my head hurts
>>
>>137276921
itsfuckingnothing/10
>>
>>137276921
might as well just spam the party noisemaker
>>
>>137276921
shit/10 Rosalie. Get better taste in particle effects
>>
i just wanna craft an objector
>>
My backpack.tf inventory value went down about $30 the other day, how do I figure out what caused the value to drop?
>>
>blues(t)acks shits itself and deletes steam mobile app for no apparent reason
>have to reinstall and reconfig my account
>7 day trade ban (again) because of the above
thanks volvo
>>
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27989608
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>>137276921
Dead Presidents is better.
>>
QUICK POST BEST SCATTERGUN SKINS
>>
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>>137277949
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>mfw I keep getting boy names

>>137277949
Blue Mew
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>>137277949
>>137210707
>>
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OH FUCK

What happens next?
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>>137278306
he farts obv
>>
>>137278306
Atleast she has her butt pose here
>>
>>137278306
Blizzard removes it lol
>>
>>137277659
Just get a $20 plan-less smartphone like I did.
>>
i HATE butts
>>
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>>137206018
>tfw people even try to compare those disgusting wrenches with the superior jag
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.jpg
>>
>>137278563
I'm using another program called "WinAuth". It's flawless, fast and does not require me to run virtualbox everytime I want to accept a trade.
>>
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...Guys?
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>>137278904
I can use my phone to call an Uber to chauffeur me around town when I get wifi.

My phone also beeps when I get a trade offer.
>>
>>137235131
>le reddit
>>
>>137278306
DMCA

Love, Blizzerd
>>
love me
>>
>>137278306
>>137279020

what is the poiint of this kind of shitposting

>caring about overwatch
>making shitty sfm pictures over some drama
>>
>>137278654
i hope you're kidding. everyone's different, use what you're comfortable with. you can think for yourself, can't you?
>>
>>137279336
yes
>>
ok why am I on reddit

*checks date*
>>
i dont feel good
>>
How do people make dumb gmod inages like that? They don't just use the Physgun, do they? That seems wat too tedious.
>>
>>137279916
shut the hell up
>>
>>137279601
shut the FUCK up guadalupe
>>
>>137279985
x,x
>>
>>137279998
ok
>>
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valve won't let it happen, right???
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>>137280380
it will
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>>137277949
>>
>>137280380
>the soldier
valve add it now and give me one because its epic
>>
https://twitter.com/danekevincook/status/714981861685137408?lang=es
>>
>>137280683
Oh yeah, need my meme hat on all my classes.
>>
>>137280683
>lang=es
*tips sombrero*
>>
>>137280380
Pyro looks pretty silly, I wouldn't mind wearing that on Halloween
>>
>>137281428
i know someone with your name
>>
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Act IV: Peace
>>
>>137282034
Huh, that's nice Heather
>>
>>137282039
Why does Overwatch have such shitty character design?
>>
>>137282039
He did it, bros.
>>
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I have lost control of my life
Post shotgunners
>>
i took ibuprofen
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>>137282271
>Mercy
>Shitty character design

Nigger, what?
>>
>>137282486
>implying it's a good character
I mean i don't know anything about it but it looks like a bland anime girl who is presumably the healer because of the angel aesthetic.

it's shit

Maybe the character will have a really good backstory,that seems what blizzard care about.
>>
>>137282926
Probably her design appeals to anime virgins
>>
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>>137282926
>really good backstory
>overwatch
>>
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I want to make one of those papercraft Scatterguns.
>>
ALRIGHT FUCKERS
WHERE'S THE FUCKING COMIC??
IT'S BEEN SO FUCKING LONG
WHERE IS IT??
>>
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>>137283369
wonder if they try to make that shit into a cinematic.
>>
>>137284352
nice alias geel but you won't fool me
>>
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>>137280542
hey buddy
>>
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>>137284689
hiya
>>
>>137284334
April 10th. Look forward to it.
>>
its me kiriikp

what is up
>>
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>>137285028
source pls
>>
>>137285413
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6
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>looking at "post your face" threads on ugc
>mfw people with anime avatars are usually ugly
http://www.ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?2760-Official-post-your-pic-thread&p=250234&viewfull=1#post250234
>>
>>137285621
being ugly doesn't matter

what matters is how good you fuck
>>
Anyone in need of MM pass? I tried sell it like other jews in the Steam group but started feeling bad about myself and now I just want to give it away
>>
>>137286081
Are you cute? I would delete mine and then pay for a pass from a cute person
>>
>>137285963
>being ugly doesn't matter

t. elliott

*works out daily to compensate for his looks and small penis*
>>
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>>137286174
>Are you cute?
I don't know. W-what do you think?
>>
>>137286174
Not too cute in real life desu but on the internet I can look as cute as you want just use your imagination
>>
>>137286337
ew
>>
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Rate my holy figure
>>
>>137286595
;_;
>>
Today's april fools joke is pretty mediocre.
>>
>>137287056
well you don't look bad or anything at least
>>
>>137287056
you should probably take a better picture because that one sucks dudey
>>
i suck dudey
>>
im pretty mediocre
>>
>>137287615
Me too Jill. Me too
>>
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>>137287787
>cummings
>>
im pretty
>>
>>137286337
This is the third time this kid's posted this, second time in this thread. Just stop
>>
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kiriikp here

am i cute
>>
>>137288223
You're not a girl.
>>
>>137286337
>shitskin eyes
>>
>>137288423
oh

i can pretend at least
>>
>>137288536
you shouldn't let people talk to you like that. if you identify as a girl you are one
>>
>>137288726
hi jennasaurus
>>
>>137288726
it does not really bother me
>>
>>137288726
having a dick makes you a guy. doesn't mean that you can't be a cute girly guy, it just means that you're still a guy
>>
>>137289094
>joshua
>JOSHUA
GEEL IS A CROSSDRESSING FAGGOT CONFIRMED
>>
>>137289543
it's another josh
>>
>>137288223
is that really u
ur cute
>>
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
fuck you april first this hurts my eyes
>>
>>137290130
unfortunately not

i have posted pics here before though
>>
>>137290235
would you mind posting them again? c:
>>
>>137290130
>Jeanne Gross
>Gross
lol

>>137290202
I have had the thread open for a while, I still have the dark theme
>>
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>>137290202
>>137290351
lower the brightness
i use light themes on everything and my eyes are okay
i think
>>
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>>137290350
here is a fairly recent one

it's not particularly good but then neither are my looks

note the rectangular shaped body and heavy eyebrows

in case you're wondering what i'm wearing, it's a t-shirt with my head through one of the arm things
>>
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>>137291086
>mfw you're being a SLUT
>>
>>137291157
i am wearing clothing
>>
be me
>>
>>137291230
you're exposing your tummy

S L U T
>>
how
>>
i dont know
sorry
>>
thick eyebrows are cute
cara delevigne has thick eyebrows
>>
>>137291086
ur rlly cute 2bh
>>
>>137291086
ok holy shit you're cute

>>137291375
ignore this
>>
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>>137292057
*gives you more attention
>>
i dont hate kiriikp much
>>
why not
>>
because
>>
>>137211917
>>137212380
What a qt3.14.
>>
dotsy when are you gonna post pics here
>>
post epics
>>
>>137292632
Who's asking?
>>
>>137229607
>Scout
cunts
>Soldier
cunts
>Pyro
cunts
>Demo
cunts
>Heavy
cunts
>Engie
cunts
>Spy
cunts
>Sniper
cunts
>Medic
cunts
>>
>>137293275
everyone
>>
>>137293275
Bobby Norris, look at the name
>>
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>>137293389
>>
god i hate tracer's voice
>>
>>137293353
>>137293389
Who's asking?
>>
>>137293693
Craig Gordon
Karl Barrett
>>
>>137293826
Stop that okay! I wanna know who is actually asking.
>>
>>137293693
me
>>
could somebody post irc drawings
>>
dotsy wont ever post pics of himself because it would be so embarassing if sops is cuter than him
>>
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EVERY THREAD!!! NEVER 5GET!!!
>>
Dotsy won't ever post pics of himself because he is much cuter than all the other tf2gfu's and it wouldn't be fair to them
>>
>>137291086
Cringed, kill yourself
>>
>>137291086
>Sexton
Damn right, cutie pie.
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>>137293926
https://twitter.com/id_drawings/status/711246165199597568
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>mfw people type "Engie" as "Engy"

fucking WHY
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>>137294416
is drawings gay?
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>>137294416
to be fair i think that post was satire
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>sniper with achievement hat
>festive huntsman and edgy name

>he has a pocket with unusuals
>probably his friend
>he's using the vacc and constantly ubering
>all they do is take potshots around corners

I don't know if they're trying to piss people off by looking like faggots,playing like faggots,or are just faggots

Either way i hope i will never meet them again.
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>had to refresh because the thread was slowing down firefox
>now I have this gross april fools google plus theme

fuckkkkkkkkkk
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>>137294416
lmao good one drawings
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my head doesnt hurt anymore
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would you guys kindly let me make the next thread
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>>137295425
No
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>>137295425
yes please make one i hate being in threads that are almost over because if i make a post it wont get seen by very many people since they will all go to the next thread
>>
can i make it
i want to make it
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>>137294421
UNDERRATED POST

SERIOUSLY "ENGY" LOOKS DISGUSTING
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>>137295907
no don't make it i already have a cute pic picked out
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>>137295998
thank you for agreeing with me

you are right in the fact that "Engy" looks disgusting
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>>137296106
Report and ignore boys
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>>137296180
why
:r
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>>137229607
>anime profile picture
High functioning autists, often mean-spirited and love showing off in pubs, attracts a bad crowd
>not anime
Bros, usually have good senses of humor
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>People who generalize
They miss some people
>People who don't generalize
They miss some trends
>Me
Bitter faggot who has deluded herself into thinking she's a special snowflake
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>>137296531
>she
:x
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The patriot peak is going all class.
Grab them while you can.
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>>137296929
Source?
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>>137222173
>5 demos
>1 med
so it's like sixes but without class limits?
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>>137297003
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1494123&p=50050353&viewfull=1#post50050353
He has been working on it, needs to update the model which wouldnt even be that hard as models go, but I doubt he did.
Probably just threw a logo on each class.
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>>137297152
even if it does become all-class it's a shit hat. good riddance.
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my thread was deleted
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*cries*
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>>137297450
It just needs some more faces.
Thats it.
And better textures. Which hopefully got looked into.
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>>137297152
thats bait dude

he copied the image from a post above it

cant you see the funny ratings?
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/vg/ etiquette you dumb fucks
750 replies
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my thread was deleted too
>>
oh
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>>137298346
It just encourages people to shitpost after 700 so they can post their own
>+(You) this post
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750th for heavy mains
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run away with me tf2g

>>137298878
>>137298878
>>137298878
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