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WAKE ME UP

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First for angry manlet

>it's yet another Benis thread
This shit has gotten out of hand. I'm close to the breaking point.

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>>137203086

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>>137203086
A Benis thread, huh? That's a shame, kid, a real shame.

Say, you wanna change that, don't ya? Maybe you wanna change it into some... OTHER kind of thread?

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Fuck this general. This is the worst general on /vg/ and possibly the absolute worst place on 4chan at large. This place doesn't even belong on /trash/, it deserves to be nuked from the face of the fucking internet permanently. The only positive aspect of it is that it contains you fucking pitiful wastes of human life.
FNAF is shit. The fanbase is terrible, the fan content is terrible, and the sequels are terrible. The first game was the only one of merit and it was retroactively ruined anyway by the god-awful cluttered mess of 2, the melodramatic artsy-fartsy shitfest of 3, and the irredeemable clusterfuck of 4. The only people retarded enough to defend it are ones like that insecure pathetic edgy faggot with a superiority complex who posts awful yaoibait Purple every fucking thread.
And while we're talking about shitty people let's talk about the glorified drama queen namefags who we over-generously call "OCfags". If there were ever a more egotistical, self-important, snobby group of insufferable cunts on this shithole cuckfest of a website, Jesus Fucking Christ. These self-righteous assholes treat themselves like they're a step above the rest of the filth here when in reality they're actually worse. Rather than just make content and fuck off they try to turn the general info a fucking highschool and treat the thread as a dumping ground while they hide away in their Skype penthouses to pat eachother's asses and be eachother's e-boyfriends or some other cringey shit. Their cliques alienate newcomers and their personal drama episodes poison the thread. The only exception to this is Benis, but he more than makes up for if by being a typical unfunny edgelord from /pol/ who can't draw or write.
The anons, the average threadgoers at large, also are an insufferable bunch of human trashbins who belong more on places like e621 with their genuinely cringeworthy levels of thirst and straight-up murry-purry furfaggotry, not to mention being argumentative cuntwads.
Fuck you.

>>137203419
Nice copypasta! Do the Benis Effect one next.

>>137203207
>>137203336
This shit ain't no joke. This keeps up and I'm gonna have to resort to unsavory methods

>>137203336
Do I have to trade my soul to make this deal?

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>>137203654
Okay Masonposter.

>>137203336
ill take it

>but it's going to cost you..

don't care, gimme

>>137203721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

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>>137203654
>>137203705
No no, no souls, and nothing unsavory, I assure you! Trust me, if you want to make Benis go away, just hand the thread over to me, and I'll take good care of it for you.

>>137203909
Are you sure, anon? No take-backs, now.

>>137204020
Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?
It's a deal.

>>137203721
But I'm Mansonposter.

>>137204020
Eh she's hotter than Benis Purple. I'm down.

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>>137204456
How can you resist this?

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>>137203042

>>137204328
I'm Spartacus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q

>>137204020
Go ahead.

If you could do something to substitute Benisposting would you rather have Mansonposting or Pureposting?

Or leave it all the same?

>>137205049

Mansonposting is uninspired and forced. Pureposting is just disguised furfaggotry.

>>137205049
I'd rather have murderlustposting.

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>>137205049
chicken!

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>>137205049
Why would I substitute it at all?

>>137205274
This in reasonable doses

>>137205049
Note: I forgot to include Purplethirsting as the other thing that shall be transmorigfied

>>137205049
It always has to be something, doesn't it? We can't be decent, even for a day?

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>>137204208
>>137204456
>>137205031
WELL, SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

THANKS MUCH, FOLKS! LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW'S ALL MINE, NOW!

>>137205049
I'd rather we not have a thread at all. Pureposting has been out of vogue for ages and mansonposting hasn't been around for that long. At this point, I'd literally prefer more yaoi-bait Purplethirsting or weebshit than Benisposting. The only thing worse than it would be if CCA and CDF came back to stay.

>>137205482
ooh ooh

i hope we're getting killed

>>137204954
No I'M Spartacus!

>>137205482
Can't wait to see how you screw this one up.

>>137205482
>>137205546
Same.

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>>137205493
hmm?

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Reposting.

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>>137205482
Here we go

>>137203336
>>137204020
>>137205482
>avatarfagging
I hope you get banned

>>137205482
We Netty thread? I've waited a LOOONG time for a Netty Spaggheti thread

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>>137205546
>>137205719
>>137205720
Uhh... nothing happened.

>>137205889
and vaw's avataring as a qt too, i think we should go with >>137205218

who else wants to tie up vawfag and throw him in the dungeon

>>137205942
What a fake. I bet you never fail to disappoint the kids.

>>137205867
Poor simplebon, should stick to simple math. He'll do just fine though.

>>137205942
Pull a rabbit out of your hat!

>>137205942
Pull your tits out of your suit!

>>137205942
Booo! What a shitty magician.

>>137205942
Striptease, then?

>>137205942
Make me disappear from my miserable existence.

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Having a fun party?

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>>137206389

>>137205867
His nose looks so "boop-y"

>>137206531
>Tammy

>>137206531
Poor Toy Chica.

>>137206531
D'aaaaaawwwwww

>>137206531
chichi is adorable here

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Perhaps we shouldn't have posted the new chapter in a thread that was close to death. Reposting the new entry in the Dino Dan's collab that Rider and I have going, after a long hiatus.

This is the second of two sort of side-chapters bridging the gap between Michelle's first and second weeks at Dino Dan's. In this one, we get a glimpse at Michelle's personal life, with the aim being to develop her as a character and even get a bit of backstory for her. Here are the links, just pick whichever website you prefer reading on:

>Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/uUMTtQRz

>FF:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11310497/7/Dino-Dan-s-Discovery-Zone

>AO3:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4125432/chapters/14698117

As always, feedback and critique is very much appreciated, but thank you just for taking a look. We hope to have the next main entry out without any especially long delays.

>>137206536
i just want to honk it

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Reposting for no conflict

I know this can be a touchy subject, but does anyone have a copy of the Real Slim Shady Lord Benis song? I accidentally deleted the copy I had when I was trying to back up my music collection.

>>137207439
I want to teach her how to make love.

>>137207439
Two small tugs and a lot of boys will become men.

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>>137206067
Of course! That'll get the crowds back on my side!

>>137206047
>>137206242
SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW

>>137205049
I would rather have discussionposting.
As in discussion about the game or OC.
Not just image dumps and avatarfagging.

>>137205867
Simplebon is made of jawbreakers and gummi worms.

>>137207757
God, I can't wait until I can play with the planes.

>>137207714
Wait a minute you're still wearing your hat, where did that other one come from?

>>137207714
Not only did she pull a rabbit out of the hat, but a super cutie pie.

>>137207714
Boo, bring back the penguin

>>137207757
You better watch what you say, anon. Otherwise people will bitch at you about how you should start discussion yourself if you want any.

>>137208032
Cha cha oo~?

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>>137207641

>>137208143
Well, that's what we'll start with.

>>137207876
If we actually get the planes, that would be pretty sweet.

>>137208047
Alright, then I guess I'll preempt that by asking what people are curious about when it comes to a comic series they like. Or in writefaggotry.

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I decided to try another concept drawing, this time of a certain Fazbear employee. Very experimental.

Hair is a nightmare to draw!

>>137208410
Reminds me of a character from one of the N64 Zelda games

>>137208393
>If we actually get the planes, that would be pretty sweet.
I'm betting on a new area.
I'd be alright with a mini game, though perhaps a little disappointed.

>asking what people are curious about when it comes to a comic series they like. Or in writefaggotry.
Like storyline or how it's made?

>>137208528
You mean the guy who pats his legs? I can definitely see the resemblance.

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>>137202719

>>137208619
>a new area or mini game
I would be okay with either of those, but agree that the former would be better.

>Like storyline or how it's made
I guess either or. More potential for discussion that way. Or if people have noticed stuff that hasn't been talked about. Might as well open the floor for anything like that really.

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>"Ride of the Valkyries" intensifies

Do you think the Jack-O-Bots will have fire attacks?
Do you think Purple Man will have Springlocks?
Do you think Coffee Pot will have attacks from The Desolate Hope?
Do you think Chipper will attack by dropping bombs into termite mounds and summoning Lumberbots?
Do you think Nightmare Mangle and Withered Golden Freddy will ever be in?

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>>137208743
Exactly!

>>137208410
I like it.

>>137208925
>JJ the Jet Plane

Yeah, sort of. Probably Hot Cheese.
Probably.
I hope so.
That sounds more complicated than Scott's willing to do.
Definitely not.

Now that we've had our game discussion out of the way for the thread let's go back to talking about which Freddy we'd spank on the butt.

>>137207439
we all just want to gangbang the big gal

>>137209560
>gangbang

Get your own, asshole.

>>137202702
who is the guy to the left?

>>137209681
He could always go for the puss-puss or the snoot. Not everyone's into anal.

>>137209681
>your own
implying we can't share and fit inside the same one?

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>>137208925
>Jack-O-Bots
Given how OP the bottom row already was and assuming the Halloween Edition Bots are most likely even rarer and harder to get than them, they may have a super powerful inferno attack, but the most likely moveset if they are meant to be OP would be stuff like Mimic Ball, Gift Boxes, etc

>Man in Purple's moveset
Probably would have springlocks and a bunch of debuff moves

>Coffee Pot attacks from Desolate Hope
I doubt he'd make four totally new attacks for a guest character from another game, a lot of people forget Clickteam is NOT an RPG maker nor does it have a template for this sort of thing, making each move in game is a totally separate ordeal. Maybe one move.

>Chipper with summoning moves
Doubt it

>Will Nightmare Mangle and Withered Golden be in
Unfortunately doubt it because Scott already showed the grid with the Update characters with no room for any more.

>>137209928
How would I benefit from sharing any of the holes? I want the mango to myself.

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>>137207970
>>137208032

>>137208925
>those planes to the left
when did this happen?

>>137210065
And then they kiss.

>>137210027
we all want mangle, and she'd want us to share anyhow.

>>137210084
A couple of days ago

>>137210027
>>137210235
>all of us crowding her holes with our cocks
Well mangle would benefit the most. Wouldn't you all want to pleasure her over any and everything else?

>>137211016
I want to fuck Mangle's kneecap.

>>137211016
>that greentext
/r/ing that get drawn

>>137208902
I'm right now hoping that it will be a mix of both a new area and a minigame nestled in it.
Oh the possibilities

>>137211387
Oh that would be pretty fly.
Can't wait for the inevitable disappointment.

>>137208902
I've got some talk about Springroll to bring to the table.
>He lied to you again
>But you'll break eventually. You always do.
>Just like you did, all those years ago
>Do the right thing
Oh shit is Charlotte trying to murder her boyfriend? The means to an end talk could now be referring to her faking the role of girlfriend now and in the past meant how Purple used Charlotte to get/keep a job at Freddy's. If so that must mean Jeremy being the victim of the 87 Bite was her fucking up and siccing Toy Chica on the wrong guard. The only reason I could see why she didn't input a name was to cover her tracks and make it seem like an accident while wrongly thinking Purple would be the one covering day shift. She's hallucinating because she's battling her love for him versus wanting to do right by the kids. The thing is, depending on where the Hatred crossover and the kids giving Purple cake fall chronologically in Matthew 6:14, he may actually be a changed man. I bet if Springy told Charlotte his victims patted him on the back and said "No hard feelings." it'd do wonders for easing any guilt she still feels over the murders.

The shadow bots are a mystery to me because they've shown up in the background as spectators yet still seem to nudge things here and there as if the chess game they're playing has a larger purpose. Why else would they be reuniting three of the longest running employees in Springroll's lore if not for some confrontation as well as seemingly trying to hedge their bets for the other side by having Toy Bonnie return as well.

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>>137211478
>Oh that would be pretty fly.
>fly

>>137211556
Yeah the shadowbots are a large part of things it looks like, both as pieces in the game and then as things just watching. It's a curious development. I'm not sure if the Hatred crossover was canon though, it may have just been played for laughs.

>>137211675
Thanks.

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>>137210027
Why not go for oral? She has a pretty cool tongue

>>137212685
Oh dear, of course she's a nutter.

>>137212887
If he wasn't gay, I'd say this would be a perfect opportunity for hands-on sex ed lessons.

>>137212685
She didn't bite anybody, so clearly this is a safe bet.

>>137212887
I'd befriend the clearly gay bunny to get close to his mom

>>137210065
>>137210168
they show us some real magic at that point

>>137213060
Anon that's incest.

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Since we're posting best magician

>>137208410
Are you the guy who did that Puppet drawing a few days ago? Either way, it's nice to see a new face this late in the ride.

>>137212887
What's his dad look like

>>137213631
Best fetish. You some sort of pleb?

>>137213751
I'm down to clown

>>137213631
Fully aware of that.

>>137213751
We stopped talking about that shitty OC a while ago

>>137213751
>best magician

That thing isn't Toy Tricky.

>>137213829
>best fetish

Unless they're identical twins, the people involved could literally just be saying they're related. It has no effect on the actual sex itself. It's fucking dumb.

>>137214359
disgusting.

>>137212685
I'd go for everything. Puss, ass, tits, mouth, ears, eye, etc

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April 1st. You guys know what that means.
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=33624

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>>137213751
nope

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>>137213796
A lot like Spring Bonnie, I'd say.

>>137216435
That's a dad face if I've ever seen one. God damn that's adorable.

>>137216435
The CalArts is strong in this one

>>137212538
>not taking crossovers as canon when dealing with lorefags
Maybe you're right about it being played for laughs but there's no way to verify.
>Conceit
Alright, I can work with that too. So now Charlotte's resurrection into Toy Chica and helping to redeem Springtrap is being mocked or Plushtrap is speaking about her personality as a whole. I'm inclined to think it's the first one because from what I recall she's never behaved in such a way to others or expressed such thoughts while alone.
>Shovel
>She's trying to bury her own sins with a new life as a child entertainer and protector

>>137216224
i wasn't really sure what to expect

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>>137213852
Glad to see someone here has good taste in entertainment!

>>137217296
NO DON'T DISAPPEAR MY DICK I NEED THAT FOR THINGS

>>137217296
Please no! I want to use that on her!

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>>137217437
>I NEED THAT FOR THINGS
No you don't.

>>137217771
>>137217437
It's just innuendo sillies, she's talking about sex

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>>137205049
Pureposting because it's constent lewdposting the other 90% of the time you stupid furries.

>>137217890
She's hidden your dick somewhere in Freddy's. You have 1 hour to find it, and if you do, you can fuck her.

>>137217890
oooh disappear inside of her

>>137218203
oglaf?

>>137218464
Yep. Love that comic, it's great for silly lewd stuff.

>>137218464
That comic is way too relevant in too many situations for all the wrong reasons. I love it.

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>>137217890
>>137218352
>>137217437
Yeah, calm down anon, it's just Magician dirty talk, she's harmless

>>137217296

>>137219076
panic!?

>>137219076
I have the most magical boner right now

>>137207519
I have the file but not the correct picosong link.

>>137219245
now that's funny

>>137219076
She just can't get anything right, can she?

>>137220149
i love me a klutz magician

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>>137219076
Oh dear

>>137220901
a-awww, I feel bad for her now.

>>137220901
god damn, what do you even have to do at that point

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hewwo

>>137221327
>tfw no cute plushy chicken to sleep with

>>137221327
I still have no regrets dropping almost $15 on a Chica plush.
No regrets at all.

>>137221792
Actually a good deal.

>>137220901
And this is why she was reduced to doing shows at some kids restaurant.

She's adorable, please let this characterization be the one we stick with. Even though it's apparently someone else's fursona or something.

>>137221839
Really? How much do they usually go for?

>>137208410

very Killer 7, Ilike it

do the animatronics make cute noises

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>>137222456

>>137222456
The twinks ones do

>>137222567
>those bright cheeks
>that squeak

this is too cute for me, i gotta lay down

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>>137220901
Well you know what they say, if you can't laugh at yourself in this profession, then you got no business being a Magician!

Oh wait. That's clowns.

>>137222907
damn ghost, too far man, too far

>>137221792
They're $10 at walmart

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Got bored.

>>137223048
I feel like I should be more upset about that info.
I'll scour the walmarts near me for a few more plushes and other stuff this weekend

>>137223091
Hey Ace, can we meet up so I can rim you while you fart in my mouth?

>>137223091
>face still covered
dang

That said, nice plushy rabbit buns

>>137223091
cute shy butt

>>137223091
Dat a cute butt, Ace.

>>137223091
>you will never see Tiredanon eat squishy wet cat food out of Ace's no-no hole

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>>137223830

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>>137219076
I also wanted to keep filenames consistent with Magician's internal dialogue, but my alternative to this was "WhenyoupanicsohardyoubecomeaDeshcharacter.png"

>>137221901
Well, the animal version that was Emil's buddy's was a fursona iirc, I'm going off the animatronic that had concept sketches of her done in the factory in game, so I'm going more on the Candy's take on her where she's just 'The Magician' and an animatronic (even if this universe is way the Candy's bots perceive the world around them/the cartoon). I may keep the name of Netty though, just because it's a cute name. Probably not though. Also her personality here is close to canon in Late Nights.

>>137221165
Cry a lot.

>>137223091
Solid rump, good shit

>>137222992
Eh, it's late

>>137223091
It never feels natural seeing you do lewd. Like it's not that I think you're bad it or hold you in lower regard but still feels weird.

>>137223991
all that just makes me want to read a story about all that

start writing, the night is young

>>137222907
>tfw you'll never comfort her

sad face

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It's finally been done
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=33629

>>137224253
FINISH YOUR COMIC TANFUMS

>>137224253
When everyone already knows it's April Fools, all that is felt is disappointment and irritation.

It may have been a novel idea, once upon a time. But it's far past its expiration date. Far, far past.

You got room for two in that deathtrap suit?

>>137224253
She loves it.

>>137224253
I'm honestly looking forward to more pranks for the next few days.

>>137224253
you cheeky bastard

>tfw Fansmut will never peg me while I fuck a Toy Chica fleshlight

>>137224253
I legitimately forgot it's April Fools day.
Tricked me good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJAa5LqGm8Q

For some reason, this made me wanna see some depressing shit drawn in the old-timey rubberhose style.

Would be an interesting dissonance.

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Bout that time again, eh?

>>137226053
Late night shenanigans?

>>137226136
Yep, all sorts of weird porn to masturbate to. Y'know, like consensual stuff, hand holding, cuddling.

>>137226412
Very lewd.
I'm partial to boob massages and missionary for the purpose of passionate procreating.

>>137226669
My favorite is long walks on the beach with a candlelit dinner.

>>137226669
You think that's sick? I'm into couples kissing and whispering "I love you" in each other's ears.

>>137226053
It's just a matter of waiting to see what'll goad lurking anons into posting.

>>137226821
Yeah. Sometimes I get a good one, but other times not so much. Cute stuff usually gets at least one person.

>>137213751
Oh, before I forget, the ACTUAL Magic trick she was attempting was to make the cock disappear by deepthroating him in one motion.

The Magic part would be her lips operating as a transport to her pussy, so you'd literally fuck her mouth, every thrust bulging her belly slightly despite supposedly being down her throat. How would cumming inside her not make her pregnant or have to swallow? Nobody knows. Ta da! Magic!

That said she fucked up and accidentally warped Anon's cock under her bed instead.

>>137226736
>>137226787
That's nothing compared to laying under a tree while using her lap as a pillow and staring into each other's eyes, simply enjoying each other's company

>>137226976
P-please I can't be hard at this time of night

>>137227010
That's fucking sick. You disgust me. Nobody actually does that anymore because trees are yucky or some shit. Kinda dumb.

>>137227118
not that anon but have you ever put your car under a tree during sap season? Shit never comes off

>>137227118
>Nobody actually does that anymore because trees are yucky or some shit. Kinda dumb.
Fucking lame, man. They don't know what they're missing.
Trees and grass are amazing nap spots on sunny days.

>>137227284
Nope, but I do know that bird shit eats away at a car's paint. Wipe it off ASAP.

>>137227386
I love me a nice grassy knoll. Or a wheat field, those are fun as well.

>>137227454
overrated

i once went to a trail through the woods and i started to lose reception on my phone and it was just awful, just awful

>>137227556
Bah, where's your sense of adventure?

>>137227631
i lost my strive for adventure when the mosquito and gnats wouldn't piss off, i stepped into a tick nest, and later found out i had chiggers

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>>137227454
>grassy knoll
Get the fuck out of here Harvey, and take your friend with you.

>>137227849
Welp that explains that.

>>137227924
Requesting the bitten kid lying in a hospital bed with the text "Go to Freddy's they said. It'll be fun they said."

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>>137224253
Oh boy, something new for the folder!

>>137228012
you must succeed, where i have failed anon

bring bug spray if you plan on going out into the wilderness

>>137228436
Oh trust me, every time I go to a national park I come back looking like a fucking tomato pincushion from mosquito bites. But I still like the wilderness, it's great fun.

Beef stew best camping food.

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>>137228348
you got problems

>>137228591
dayum, national parks n shit? that actually sounds fun, i was mostly talking about walking out back into the woods for a mile or two before i get to the shopping center

>>137228609
If loving my waifu is wrong, then I don't want to be right

>>137228803
Yeah, that and smaller parks if they're around. Sadly when I moved I don't have access to a regional park like I did, that was great fun. There was this one little area with a sandstone cliff that was super fun to climb all over. Notable national ones that I really liked are Zion, Sequoia, Yosemite (not when it's cold or when there are mosquitoes), and Redwoods. Grand Canyon was really underwhelming for me and I still want to visit Yellowstone sometime in the future.

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>>137228868
i wouldn't necessarily say that it's wrong or right

but it's fuckin creepy

>>137229387
excuse me

>>137229387
Wrong thread.

>>137229387
Don't talk to me or my son ever again

>>137229410
>>137229465
>>137229480
WHAT POST HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THERE'S NO POST THERE

just fucking end me ;_;

>>137229387
which warframe would you kiss on the nose?

>>137229387
Wrong general, buddy. /wfg/ is over at >>137202417

>>137229480
why do i still laugh at this

>>137229532
It's okay, it happens. Don't be a fucking dipshit next time and everything will be good.

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>>137229480
>>137229602
Because it's 2016.

>>137229728
why are pol memes so unfunny

>>137229828
Because they're political cartoons.

>>137229828
why do you not have a sense of humour

>>137221327
We need a survival horror FNAF game with stats points like this pic. It would be better than any RPG in the past two years. Imagine your intelligence and wits being two separate stats that change your dialogue options and opportunities.

>some animatronics will think you're a kid and drag you back to the designated kid zone before leaving instead of just trying to game over you
> Purple will attempt to manipulate you much less subtly than if you could speak in sentences and you can either let it slide or figure it out
>you're the child of the police comissioner which is why you're even employees as an officer
>instead of a gun and baton, your starting equipment will be a bubble-blower and a cane which belongs to your dad
>tard rage is a viable tactic provided you allocate skills properly and reserve it for human enemies

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>>137229828
Because you're a white male.

>>137229949
i don't know, like 5 years ago i'd probably think that garbage was funny

i guess i grew up and now i'm grumpy

>>137230124
says the guy posting on a Ugandan tapestry forum.

>>137230124
Lost your urge to see the world burn, perhaps.

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>>137230124
>I grew up
I can see from where you are posting right now you are an anon of mature and refined taste.

>>137230275
;)

>>137229991
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE

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Shouldn't you go to bed?

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>>137230483
Sleep tight smug duck.

>>137226935
I got lucky last thread with the one anon who cared about my stupid list. Made it all worthwhile.

>>137230725
i bet i can make you feel worthwhile bae

>>137230541
Fucking lying pizza of nightmares,

>>137219974
Could you upload it somewhere?

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>>137229972
>stats points
>like this pic

>tfw Ace will never voice more ASMR

>>137233849
>ASMR
I don't get it because to me it's just microphone abuse. Like shit, crinkle some aluminum foil next to your ear or something for the same effect.

>>137234223
>I don't get it because to me it's just microphone abuse
It could be anything from a strange form of frission to very weak seizures in the pleasure centers of the brain. There are actually studies that have been going on for a few years trying to study it, but it'll be a while before anything conclusive comes from them.
> Like shit, crinkle some aluminum foil next to your ear or something for the same effect.
I'm one of those people that can't do it to themselves, unfortunately.

>>137235303
the birb is so perfect

>>137235303
>eggs
Chica's really trying to get into the guard, isn't she?

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Ah, hey guys, I've been doing a lot of soul searching, and I've made a few big decisions.
People have been saying that I haven't made a serious attempt at voicing anything in a long time.
Really though, it's not looking like I'm going to be getting many opportunities to do so in the future, so...
I think I'm going to drop the 'V' from my name, since it's pretty disingenuous otherwise.
Leaving out the V from my name, though, means I'd just be 'Awfag', so I've decided to break into the Writefag scene.
For one thing, this will surely give me the attention I so desperately seek.
On top of that, I think it will really help with my other projects that I have started and will definitely now work on finishing.
Oh and don't worry, any fnaf related streams I have in the future I'll make sure to make exclusive to the skype penthouses.
Looks like that about covers it as far as big changes of note that I'm making.
So without further ado, here's the link to my debut fic: A New Opportunity http://pastebin.com/TZ0c7AxJ

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>>137235501

>Comic Sans

>>137235709
That's Pastebin's joke, not Vaw's.

>>137235501
The comic sans only enhances the quality of this.

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G'night all.

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>>137238041

Good night/morning.

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Also, a reminder that Diamond is Unbreakable starts today.

>7AM
>no motivational tigerbot post

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>>137235501
>every first letter
>the story itself

Not bad.

Looks like we're on Google+ now.

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>>137241940

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Post best bot

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>>137245062

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>>137245131

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>wake up
>for April fools, Asian moot killed anonymous
>general already did that with the ammount of OCfags it has

When does the movie come out

>>137247189
Tomorrow

>>137247436
Thanks

OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

4CHAN GOT PUT INTO A SUIT

What a shitty April Fools joke

Fucking gooks never do anything right

Update 2 soon

>>137250513
It's better than the shithole known as /s4s/

>>137252024
Nice joke

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http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=33631

>had dream where Nightwing was kidnapped and beaten to near death
>tfw I was nightwing
>>137252842

I snorted when I saw sammy singleton as your name and swallowed whole pieces of my breakfast.

>>137252842
And here I thought that poor woman was going to have a little joy in her life. Disappointment.

still pretty hot though.

>>137252842
His eyes are just too cartoony for me to take seriously

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>>137252996
>>137252842
>Sammy Singleton
Like pottery

Awaiting the inevitable Schmidt or Fitzgerald.

>>137253365
or scott

>>137253365
Gonna laugh at the person that gets Vincent. Or William.

Man, all these jokes drawfags are making by posting cropped porn and linking to the booru, only to have drawn something else entirely sure are funny and original.

>>137253637
>william

Is he a small guy?

>only ever use the update button at the bottom of the page
>tfw layout is still the same but everyone has names

>OCfags can't namefag
>they can't /soc/post
>they actually have to make content to be recognized
Based g00k

>tfw whole day of this shit
what a time

Oh no, the joke names override the namefield!
Now how will I give ocfags the buttpats they so desperately need?!

>>137254151
guess you'll have to buttpat everyone then

>check scottgames
Alright that's actually pretty funny

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>>137253854
idk

Rolling for Vincent
I hope I don't get Anthony Burch

>>137254502
Crisis pls

>>137235501
Damn. You really cut it close, Vaw. g00k's joke almost ruined yours.

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>>137254362
>not Frank
Sheit.
I wonder if anyone on 4chan will get any correct combinations?

My name will begin with an 'S.'

>>137254937
Git rekt

>>137254502
>Willie

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I would play it.

My name will also begin with an S.

Rolling for Vincent

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>Woke up
>Got cereal
>Got on 4chan
>Freaked out
>Looked at the date
>Laugh

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>Kept drawing the fake-out thumbnail after posting it.
>Slowly becoming The Aristocrats: 5N@F

I need to be stopped.

>>137255273
>FNAF 57
>2031
As if it'll take that long.

>>137255759
Oh hey Jenny.

>>137257735
Tommy Wiseau pls

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>>137257393
You're already going to robot furry hell anyway. We all are. Just stay the course.

wtf just happened

>reading posts from phone
>layout hasn't changed, just no anonymous
>decide to check tablet
>Google+
Is google+ layout now 4chan too?

>>137254261
Fnaf world's April Fools confirms Kitty in the Crowd for Update 2. Cucking sold.

>>137261917
weird. The layout hasn't happened for me yet, but everyone has names

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I am in love with a Magician

>>137263846
Hi kitten.

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>>137263846

>>137262497
Refresh your page or restart your browser.

Let me guess, this won't work.

>>137264064
She got brought here through tumblr.

Ded thread
Ded kids
Ded guards
Ded Purple
Ded robots
Ded pizzeria

>>137203086

There was nothing to say it was a Benis thread. Jesus Christ.

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I'm scared

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>>137265565
Ded storyteller

>>137266215
NOW IT'S A BENIS THREAD

>>137265935
Psst.... Check the OP image.....
____________________

You say Lady Gaga, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Queen

You say T-Pain, I say AC/DC

You say Jonas Brother, I say Linkin Park

You say Jeniffer Lopez, I say Green Day

You say Justin Bieber, I punch you in the face

92% of teens prefer pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your signature. P.S I am one of the 8% of teens that still listens to awesome rock music

>>137266215
>taking shots at other artists when you're the worst one here

so are the signatures random or what

>>137266756
Yeah. The two posts I've made have different names.

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>>137266678

>Psst.... Check the OP image.....
No. It's a Starchy thread.

>>137266746
lighthearted jabs =/= serious criticism

>>137266215
>all those subtle references
Nice to have ya back Beenie

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>>137266215
>lacking so much self awareness you joke about not finishing your comic

>>137266215
Alright I smiled. Real talk, J's and Springtwerp's came out looking real nice.

>>137267215
>subtle

That's not what subtle means, benisposter.