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PURPLE EDITION
>Previous Thread
>>136843906
>>>/vg/freddy

>Links to purchasables
FNAF FOR $5: http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510/
FNAF2 FOR $8: http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510/
FNAF3 FOR $8: http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510/
FNAF4 FOR $8: http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510/
FNAF BOOK: http://amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: http://gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Official Sites:
http://scottgames.com/
http://fnafworld.com/

>Other Links
Asset Rips: http://s.rtag.me/freddy/
Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fnafg/
New Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fivenightsatfreddysgeneral2/
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: http://5naf.booru.org
Flockdraw: http://flockmod.com/fnafg
Writing Archive: http://pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: http://pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP (Rummpus has left the building, someone needs to take over the archive)
List of Content Creators: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jwWC_R0jUW1c5k0BUTyStxd3bdP7XULeticRyDCYz2Q/edit?usp=sharing

>NO NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 9, 850 COMMENTS, OR 250 IMAGES
>Purification not allowed
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Fuckin' edgy m8
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Purple is a shit husbando.
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>tfw no chicken to cuddle with when you go to bed
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>it's a Purple Guy episode
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>>137057770
Your favorite, anon!
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>>137057819
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>Not SWOLE edition
Disappointment.

>>137047819
>>137049132
>>137053349
>>137053440
>yeah i'm not sure what gmf meant by that

Projection I guess.

As an apology/excuse, I'll take a couple requests.
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>>137058097
I request that you forgive yourself.
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>>137058097
Original flavor purple bon picking up a carrot with his feet
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>>137058097
GMF, i just want to say that you're awesome, have created great content, and i'll always have regret for never getting to meet you in person

now draw a chicken maniacally stuffing a turkey
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>>137058097
>>137058560
Seconding.
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>>137058097
I request more crimebots toy bonnie
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>>137058808
The crimebots were a winner overall as far as wacky AUs go.
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I just got unbanned. Post best bot in celebration.
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>>137059031
gotcha
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>>137059031
Badger? Springroll?
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>>137059031
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>>137059031
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>>137058097
Chica and CrimebotChica leaning on beaming default Toy Bonnie.
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>>137059031
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>>137060072

>filename
That wasn't the zenith of his faggotry.
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>>137060072
i smiled when he did that
>>137060216
this made me giggle
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>>137060216
Man, Zootopia's early footage is weird.
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>>137060216
I don't hate this... but it definitely makes me realize that i'm not a total furry yet
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>>137060216
I wonder if he made himself one of these shirts.
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>>137060216
>>137060727
It's hideous.
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>>137060618
Shh, Crisis doesn't like good movies.

Still want a Foxy version of pic related though.
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>>137061161
Here you go
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Repostin' hour challenge.

Red Night, Blue Night
http://pastebin.com/TXJHeePt
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>>137061452
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>>137059163
>>137059180
>>137059373
>>137059380
>>137059585
>all these bots
>none of them are best bot
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>>137062003
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>>137062239
why is toy bonnie such a fuckboy
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>>137062003
Fine, here
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post best human
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>>137062239
>>137062617
You guys are bad at this
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>>137062760
humie pls go
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>It's already Wednesday
where the fuck does the time go

>>137062760
Here's one of 'em
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>>137061920
How do you come up with stories on the spot and keep the ball rolling?
I try, but it always seems to fizzle out around the end.
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>>137062760
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>>137063397
does shadowbon even count as a human anymore?
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>>137062760
da bes
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>>137057231
Why didn't you let it die
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>>137064056
Because we didn't want it to die.
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>tfw never could hear the breathing in 4
>never made it to night 2
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>>137063492
First I come up with a simple idea, in this case it was purely-robot Foxy, and then I have something that happens, like the guard dying. Then I just sorta build on to it, so I need something to happen before the guard dies, which means I need Foxy to be damaged. Well something must have happened to Foxy in order to be damaged, so I write that in as well, and I need something to fill in the gaps so I make up a few characters and lead towards what I want to happen. By that point I've got most of the story figured out in my head and then it's just adding little things while writing it to ensure that what I'm writing reads nicely and gets the effect that I want out of the story.

In that story I was rushing on time and ended up wasting a lot on the introduction scenes, which ended up making the ending sub-par. So my advice is to do a quick outline first and spend lots of time on the main point of the story rather than the filler.
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>>137064338
Are you me?
I still can't handle any of the games.
God, I hate being easily frightened sometimes
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Wake up kiddies.
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>>137065075
no
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>>137064442
I'm not scared by any of the games anymore, I just got tired of waiting like five minutes each time to get killed instantly when they become active.
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>>137059031
Oh, well that's easy!
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>>137065194
yes
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>>137065435
no goddammit
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>>137065528
Get up now before I give you a whippin'
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>>137065420
how... grotesque
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>>137065674
fuck off
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>>137058097
I wanna see your crimebot Toy Chica in therapy. She looks like she really needs iy
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>>137065420
Is that syrup? What am I supposed to do, eat the booty like it's 3AM at Denny's?
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>>137065420
Does it come with free ebola?
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>>137066001
Yes.
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>>137065910
That's it young lady/man, get over my knee.
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>>137065992
It's barbecue sauce, so you can use it to murder people who are allergic to tomatoes.
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>>137066132
fuck your knee, you're not my real dad
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>>137066118
Oh boy
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so, what happen with benis? when did he stop posting? why some people hate him?
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>>137067694
He did a few drawings for /gtag/ and people are being melodramatic about it.
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>>137068003
Diff anon, but if that's all it is then it's kind of a dumb reason to lose your shirt over since I think Benis has made them stuff before.
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>>137067694

Benis plays Grand Theft Auto, a game that has sold more units than any other in history, and drew some stuff relating to it. Everyone is upset over this.
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>>137068443
>everyone
It's just the few people that try to shit up the thread posting crops of Benis comics.
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>>137063770
>fucks up robots and abominations of the flesh on the regular
>works on a tight budget
>doesn't crack when confronted with freaky shit
>able to use his insanity for his own advantage
>got soul
Best guard.
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>>137064424
Would you also suggest quick stories to help with ironing out kinks for writing?

What kind of advice would you give for writing horror?
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Retoasting
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>>137069961
I'd fuck her with THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
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>>137070180
And that's how she became mangled. Good job, you monster.
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>>137070180
>>137070270
sounds plausable
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>>137069139
I'm not a quick story writer myself, as I try to make larger stories with lots of details. It's hard for me to fit things like foreshadowing or possible historical details into a shorter story because there isn't as much content for me to work with. For basic writing structure, sure, quick writing does help out. However larger pieces are concocted differently from a smaller piece, and the format doesn't transfer over as well. The opposite is also true.

First I'd like to point out, at least to me, the difference between horror and scary. A horror story usually has a psychological aspect to it, where if the reader doesn't think about it, the effect the writer intended won't be there. A scary story is at face value, no thought needed. You read it and you know that it's terrifying; usually imagery is very well played out in those stories. A horror story, while it is a scary story, also has a hidden element that if you think about it should perturb you as much as the gore or whatever. For a movie, a great example is The Silence of the Lambs, where while there is clearly a scary image being displayed, the thought that someone is doing such terrible things is what bumps it up that little bit it needs to be truly horrifying.

So I guess that's my tip, have some sort of unknown that you slowly seep into the text using various literary tools at your disposal. Foreshadowing works great I find, but sometimes people don't pick up on it. Rugrat's most recent comic is a great horror strip, while the imagery isn't particularly scary, the thought of him having to fight his own nightmares every day is what evokes that feeling of terror inside.
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Dust Bunny Episode 2: Scorched Bunny is up!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S9UMgdJcPm2vR3XEijIsTH0330lA6KfqM1lmvGzc9D0/edit?usp=sharing

A link to the first episode is in that link too, little longer than the first one. As always, any critique or thoughts are greatly appreciated.

>>137064338
Did you try headphones? The game was unplayable-levels of hard for me until I just used headphones then I got to night 8 in like, forty minutes.
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>>137070595
So would a body horror style story starring Mangle be good?
There was this furry creation someone made that had a tendency to be an extreme contortionist. With teeth. Lots and lots of teeth.
Think it was called a skink or something along those lines and I can't help but think of Mangle every time I think about it.
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>>137070519
She's never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
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>>137070978
I'm sure that it would work.
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>>137071129
Alright, sweet.
Thanks!
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>>137069158
But there's nothing that needs fixing.
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>>137069139
>What kind of advice would you give for writing horror?
Go with what scares you. If there's a story that spooks you think on what about the concept or the wording makes it a good spook. Then think of stories that don't hit the mark for you to get a feel for your own style and dislikes.

There's also a difference between horror and simply scary. The former requires build up, suspense, foreshadowing and even misdirection to pull off well while the latter relies more on a careful balance of grisly imagery, pacing and reaction to what's being done.
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reposting
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Where's that loudmouth anon who drew that Puppet last thread? The art style didn't look like any drawfag's that I've seen here before.
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>>137071989
He looks like a dummy you use to test car resistance
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>>137070913
Two doses of dust bunny in the same day? You spoil us, Ghost.
The "You haven't even played yet, silly rabbit" line is the wrong dialogue color
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>>137070913
not him, but even with headphones and the volume at 100, i still couldn't hear the breathing
just one of those things really
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ok faggots and faggats, daily freddy request now accepting lewds
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>>137070913
That was fast, good read.
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>>137073089
a fem freddy
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>>137058167
I will do my best for you, anon.

>>137058572
There is always hope anon. At least that's how I look at it.

>maniacally
Shit.
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>>137073089
Hulk Hogan and Freddy vs. Candy and Macho Man in a tag team wrestling match
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>>137073089
Excuse you, I'm a fag/ette/! My pronouns are fag, faggot, and fagself! Check your privilege!
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>>137072638
Fixed! I knew it was only a matter of time before I goofed, I originally had different font types per character and Dusty's font smaller, glad I didn't, since it leaves a large room for error. That said, these are a lot of fun for me to write, lot of characters to work with so I'm hoping to be pretty active with these in the future.

>>137072943
I know you probably heard this before, but have you tried waiting? I count off four-six seconds before flashing/closing the door, the robots are very slow to start their breathing, and Chica's is VERY subtle.

>>137073096
Glad you enjoyed, Anon

>>137073089
Some Foxy and Mangle BDSM would be interesting
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>>137073089
Maybe some toy Bonnie stuffing.
Anal is fine
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>>137073089
Withered Chica doing her best to be sexy.
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>>137071613
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>>137073608
lewd!
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>>137073914
what are you gay
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>>137074215
http://picosong.com/NkXE/
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>>137073608
>she carries on a conversation with Bonnie while her hand is still lodged in the turkey
>a sharp gesture sends the turkey flying
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>>137073089
FemFreddy creampie
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>>137073608
oh bby, that's deep

thanks
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>>137074215
I'm only gay for TB
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>>137071989
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>>137075097
Your husbando is shit
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>>137075102
fuck off hate anon
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>>137074147
...After all, you can't fix trash. You can only throw it away.
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>>137072559
exactly
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>>137075345
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>>137058808
Here you go!

>>137058941
This makes me glad. I wanted to do something sort of ridiculous and more gag-oriented, which is why I made them.

>>137058560
>>137058715
This one is giving me trouble. I'll be sure to try it again when I have a better idea of what I'm doing. And by that I mean I'll try that one again later tonight.
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When did this show up in the booru? Did balloonanon post it and not post it in the thread?
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mangle x lolbit
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>>137076269
It doesn't matter, the truth is out and everyone know's it's true!
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>>137076669
he always thinks his stuff is shit and just keeps it to the booru
he's wrong though
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>>137076669
Probably a bit shy about it.
That said, I fucking love how dynamic some of his stuff is.
Watching his style change was and is still pretty cool.
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>>137076958
Lookin' good!
Though when she hits "what" it looks like her jaws are shut so it kind of looks like "Sooo YACHT" or gnashing her teeth, try stretching out the "o" mouth a bit longer and removing the closed mouth transition.
I have little experience with animation and I have no idea what the correct terminology is
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>>137076958
Cute.
You're really good with faces. I like how she can go from adorable to spooky/feisty without skipping a beat.
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>>137076880
He works with shit characters so he's right to keep it from the thread.
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>>137077669
anon hate, offfuck
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>>137076958
I want to ruffle her hair while she goes down on me.

>>137077669
Why always the anger?
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>>137076958
Fluidly adorable
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>>137076958
beautiful good as always fansmutty


i finally made a render of birb hope you like
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>>137059438
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>>137079976
that backback only has gym shoes in it, and a binder full of overdue homework.
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>>137080290
Required listening for this image:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
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>>137080091
Thanks, FMG. Bet the goofy bastard has his hands resting far as he can reach around the big birds. I really do like how Chica's face looks friendly while CrimeChica's looks sultry.
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>>137081420
>FMG
FuckMakingGametard?
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>>137080091
I fail to understand why he'd be so happy around them.
They most likely came to an agreement to tell him they like his music, just to make him happy. It would've been cute.
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>>137080897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4slliAtQU

Cute shadow bon, by the way.
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>>137080897
Now draw her as Haruko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzqUnk75-ME
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>>137082703
Well, I drew her as the bunny girl from Daicon IV, and in that scene, Haruko is dressed up as the same exact character so it really wouldn't change much?
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>>137082998
That kid's gonna getPURPLED
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>>137082998
Little shit.
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>>137082998
Ungrateful little shit deserves to get bullied.
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>>137083042
Huh, good point. I guess it just popped into my head cayuse she's actually riding a guitar in this scene.
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>>137082998
I legit feel bad for Jennifer now.

Third panel really gets me. That is the look of a parent who has failed.
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>>137082998
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>>137082998
>Kid and Dad are still in contact
>Dad's living in an upper middle class neighborhood with a white picket fence, 2 cars a dog but no 2.5 kids and a wife
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>>137084057
She succeeded in creating another bitter cynical dead-eyed husk of a human being!

>>137084694
The dad is the canon Jeremy Fitzgerald., his fate I've still undecided.
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>>137085484
You're the little ray of sunshine in this anon's life. Thanks for sticking around for a year and a half. One day you will leave and never come back and it will hurt a little bit but until then, you make me smile with every post.
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>>137085484
Brain dead from a midnight snack from Mangle.

Always the funniest option.
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>>137085484
>She succeeded in creating another bitter cynical dead-eyed husk of a human being
I'd gladly help her take another shot at that
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>>137085484
>Jennifer is white
>Jeremy is black
>kid is white
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>>137085484
My sadness deepens for this imaginary woman in this fictional future.

Halp
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>>137085810
wow anon, why don't you just marry him already
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>>137086662
Huck off, fateanon.
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>>137086662
How do you know he isn't trying to?
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>>137086821
are you asking me out?
>>137086834
fair point
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>>137086662
Crisis is the most marryable OCfag
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>>137087464
>can't pussy mash with Crisis
INTO THE GARBAGE
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>>137086957
I would totally do it and I just got here
Just ditch the fedora.
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>>137087725
I tried, but it then got stuck on my cat.
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>>137065915
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>>137087972
is that why she lives a life of parties and debauchery?
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>>137087692
You can, it'll just take a bit of kidnapping, some drugs, some cash, and a doctor that's willing to work on unconscious patients.
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>>137086535

>>137085810
>>137087464
T-Thanks

>>137088292
>You will never wake up one day and inexplicably be the little girl.
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>>137087972
Poor Puppet.
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>>137087861
Hey man don't worry , you are a cat person that's all that matters
You can trade in the fedora for a trilby or bowler hat. You know... An actually cool hat
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>>137089091
>not a propeller hat
Nigga you gay.
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Which OC fag interpretation of the following is most fuckable:
>Bonnie
>Freddy
>Foxy
>Chica
>Toy Bonnie
>Toy Chica
>Toy Freddy
>Mangle
>Springtrap
>Purple Guy
>Balloon Boy
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>>137089091
Shit nigga, that's some next level neckbeard
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>>137089091
>An actually cool hat
They're all just fedoras to me, man.
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>>137088526
>That T-shirt
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>>137080897
Hell yeah, one of my favorite songs from the album.
Snax you're now double bro tier in my book.
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>>137089164
>Beamzie
>TiredAnon
>Snax
>Beamzie
>I don't give a shit about the rest
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>>137089164
Souldozerfag in all categories
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>>137089164
>all those missing characters
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>>137089164
>Bonnie
Rugrats
>Freddy
Snax Burlesque
>Foxy
Gud
>Chica
Crisis
>Toy Bonnie
GMF
>Toy Chica
Ghost
>Toy Freddy
GMF
>Mangle
Fansmut
>Springtrap
Tie between Mizu and Fatz
>Purple Guy
Springtwerp
>Balloon Boy
hi
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>>137085884
I think she's done with relationships anon.
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>>137087972
Thanks. Poor puppet
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>>137089559
She doesn't get a choice.
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>>137089164
Do we have to find them fuckable? Can we rate them simply by which we find cutest?
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>>137089559
What about Foxy? It's a mutual relationship of wanting to kill the other.
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>>137089390
Beamzie had a Bonnie? Didn't he draw Weaver's version 90% of the time?
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>>137089159
Go home, Balloon Boy. You are drunk.
Note: Just proposed to a random person on the internet. There is a 50% chance that you are right.
>>137089257
Everyone on 4chan is a neckbeard, including the women.
Definitely the women
>>137089270
Oh god, my sides.

>>137089164
>No Goldie
Get out of here.
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>>137089795
It was stylized enough that I consider it a separate creation.

>>137089810
Good luck with that proposal anon. There's always Bad Dragon to fall back on if things don't go your way.
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>>137089776
Anon I don't know if you remember this, but she has a gun.
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>>137089559
>implying I want more than to just knock her up
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>>137089164
>Bonnie
Badger
>Freddy
Snax(Fredrica)
>Foxy
Vawfag(Nightmare Foxy)
>Chica
Snax(them chicas)
>Toy Bonnie
Mizu
>Toy Chica
Servo
>Toy Freddy
Servo
>Mangle
Skelly
>Springtrap
Mizu
>Purple
Gurple
>Balloon Boy
Ha, no.
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>>137090090
20 feet rule. I'm pretty sure I can sneak up on her, grapple her to the ground, disarm her, and rip off her clothes without her being able to stop me.
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>>137089794
Angry female guard and angry short Foxy are my OTP
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>>137089998
>implying I'd marry for sex
>>137090689
But then /5N@F/ would make your innards come outward
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>>137090689
I'm pretty sure she has a knife or two on her as well, so you're gonna have to deal with those as well.
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>>137090960
You mean like that femguard makes my jizz come outward?
>>137091013
I'm a BJJ purple belt and I wrestled in high school and college. She'll need to actually be able to reach that shit to use it. It's not exactly difficult to ruin someone's shoulders beyond repair with a kimura.
>>
anyone have a pastebin of all of thos apartment story's?
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>>137091293
holy shit dude stop
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>>137073621
this is by far the best request i have gotten, but im way too tired to draw a ring + two humans, as human anatomy is a bitch to get right to me ( the real reason i draw furro art)
so you get this instead, gnight
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>>137091471
You did it again wn
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>>137091471
>you get nothing, good day sir
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>>137091471
im so stupid, god, i blame my brain
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>>137091679
Fucking nice, the return of crotchplates makes me a happy anon
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>>137091624
>>137091679
>>137091471
fucking pinguin its all your foult
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>>137092001
God, crotchplates give me life.
Thank you and good night 4ball
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You're all failures. Get out of my house.
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>>137093324
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>>137093221
>You're all failures
look who's talking inbred
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>>137093324
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Good evening, everyone, how goes it?
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>>137093324
That's basically a fursona, except it's a human.
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>>137094008
Plot twist: the guard is one of the robots' humansonas
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>>137093936
Tired and sad but surviving
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>>137092001
>filename

kinky endo head
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>>137094819
>a narrow spike will attempt to separate the conjoined Mangle twins

>>137095047
>NOW KISS!
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Running
http://pastebin.com/MKbuwPXL
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>tfw you will never be dominated by a sexy dominatrix security guard
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>>137097282
>you will never put ponos into vagoo
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>>137097282
that's not my fetish
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>>137097093
>Maintenance getting Tammy and Foxy's AIs mixed
That was a good one
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What were they hoping to accomplish by turning Foxy female?
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>>137097782
they needed a girl mascot
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>>137098145
I wonder what Foxy thought of that
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>>137097782
To make him child-friendly and cute.

Remember what Unwithered Foxy looked like.
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Post yfw FNAF2 is a sequel
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>>137099146
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>>137099146
>There are people who still believe this
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>>137099309
I believe Scott would actually attempt to pass such a thing off.
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>>137097782
foxy was always female m8
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>>137099528
>>137099309
Yes, because the failing and going to close at the end of the year pizzeria that no one wanted to be at because of child murders and rotten meat mucus and blood-oozing animatronics suddenly got enough money out of nowhere to go to a much bigger location with more than twice the amount of animatronics. Oh, and Phone Guy is somehow still alive and Freddy and crew's designs suddenly changed and then became rotten and withered.
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>>137097782
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Shit boiz i gotta do homework but I drew a quick Plushtrap for you guys, trying to mess with some digital painting techniques
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>>137100271
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>>137100271
When did skelly foxy get so short?
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>>137100382
Not doing my fear of a tiny monster leaping on me and clawing my eyes to shreds any favors, twerp.
And do your homework

>>137100497
Aren't all Foxys short manlets?
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>>137100497
Hes a small manlet, while Mangle is tall. I would guess 7-8 feet tall.
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>>137100861
>7-8 feet tall

Death by snoo snoo
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>>137100861
Is there such thing as too tall?
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>>137101479
When you hit "sticking your dick in a high-rise" or "using a bus as an onahole" levels of macro.
People are strange
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>>137101479
Yes.

>>137101817
Ah yes, dragons fucking cars. My favorite ridiculous porn thing.
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>>137101479
If your hotdog is going down a hallway there might be a problem.
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>>137101891
The vagina is not an open tunnel.
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>>137100861
>Foxy is a short manlet

He's about 6'2 I guess by animatronic standards that's a little short


>I would guess 7-8 feet tall

Somewhere in that ballpark

>>137101479
Not if you're into that kind of thing
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>>137101891
Who the fuck throws a perfectly good wiener down a hallway?
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>>137102012
Really short Foxy and freakishly tall Mangle is best setup.
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>>137101983
Do you have experience fucking things with vaginas bigger than your head?
Please do not answer yes.
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>>137102201
It doesnt matter how big the creature who has it is, the vagina isn't a tunnel open to the air. Your dick may not be big enough to do anything with it, but that's a different thing.
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>>137102201
>not wanting to spelunk a giant vagina
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tick tock
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>>137102503
I can't remember, can they force down your tablet in FNAF 1?
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>>137102026
A fucking savage
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>>137102503
Why is your Chica so cute Weaver?
Goddamnit, stop making me remember the times I flubbed the groove I achieved and got EEE'd just before the clock struck 6
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>>137102374
>it doesn't matter
macrofags
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>>137102710
Yes, they'll force the tablet down and jumpscare you 30 seconds after entering the room.
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>>137102503
So hold on. You drew a robot, wearing a wristwatch? Not even one of those goofy plastic wristwatches you could actually get for tickets, or a display that slides out from a hidden panel. Just a regular-ass wristwatch.
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>>137102756
if my chicas = cute
it's only because chica = cute

it can't be denied that the chicken is the cute one

>>137103069
>Not even one of those goofy plastic wristwatches you could actually get for tickets
i thought the flimsy strap and flat square face would give that impression but I'll be sure to spice it up next time with goofy colors
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>>137102503
He'll be fine, she still has to drag him all the way to the empty suits room on the opposite side of the restaraunt. If he were to surprise her or catch her off guard when she snatches the tablet he could probably buy a minute on top of that
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>>137103162
Weaver on model Bonnie is cute. On model Foxy is cute. On model Chica is gross
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>>137103162
chickens are definitely cute
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>>137102503
Is her clock ticking?
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>>137103162
>it can't be denied that the chicken is the cute one
I hear that

>>137103410
lewd
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>>137103178
>If he were to surprise her or catch her off guard when she snatches the tablet he could probably buy a minute on top of that
there's an easy way to do that
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>>137103498
>you will never have the robot sync up with your Unix timestamp
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>>137103651
OriginalMike can be pretty smooth when he wants to.
>>
I decided to waste my time

>Rudy
>Jennifer
>Crisis 2087 Toy Chica
>Alekksandar Bonnie
>Fatz's Femtrap
>Crisis 2087 Toy Bonnie
>Weaver Bonnie
>Systemeth Bonnie
>Bluescreened Toy Bonnie
>Ghost Toy Bonnie
>Gud Toy Bonnie
I call it the sliding scale of harmful partners.
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>>137103651
I don't know, sounds like doing that would get him into even more trouble after that.
Like hand holding and hugs.
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and then a quick getaway
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>>137103651
>>137103971
Let's hope beanpole didn't see this.
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>>137103971
When is she gonna conk him over the head and drag his unconcious ass into the kitchen for fun times like a robot cavewoman chicken
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>>137104102
>inb4 camera pans left
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>>137103971
How does Bonnie react after Chica tells her that Mike gave her a smooch?
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>>137104276
When is she going to fuck Dopefox?
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>>137104480
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>>137104578
Live Mike, live! You're only seconds away!
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>>137104578
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>>137104480
It's already bad enough that Dopefox got lewded up, let's at least have one last bastion of innocence.
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>>137104652
>he doesn't know
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>>137104578
Figures
Is she gonna be eating his face in the totally not gruesome way now?
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>>137104276
This makes me think of Chica-custom napkins at Freddy's.

>>137104541
Slap him one more time for good measure.
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>>137104652
Hah, funny. Anons are thirsty as hell. All innocence is lost friend.
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>>137104652
>last
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>>137104915
Fuck you, Librarian.
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>>137104991
I'm not Librarian
Also a little confused
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>>137104991
Don't fucking remind me. What a colossal fucking cunt.
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>>137104578
FUCK IT SAVED A MINUTE BONNIE IS A HULKING GORILLA RABBIT SHE COULD NEVER DRAG HIM TO THE SUIT IN TIME
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>>137105338
so he's the cunt instead of bombay who should've just grown a pair and posted it anyway?
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>>137105367
h-here we go
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>>137105235
Bombay had a lewd of V-non Chica ready for the thread and deleted it because Librarian didn't want his waifu lewded. This was confirmed by a skype leak and by Bombay himself.
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>>137103848
Ghost's Toy Bonnie never harmed a hair on Jeremy's head though. Harmed himself and many other people, but never the source of his affection. He'd be below Weaver Bonnie at least.
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>>137105490
Ah, must have missed that thread.
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>>137105551
My mistake.
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>>137104794
There are still a few interpretations of characters not lewded up yet. By their creators at least maybe?
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yyyaaayyyy
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>>137105868
oh momma
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>>137105712
I'm not saying you're wrong, just curious as to how the scale works. I love lists and tier styled shit like this.

>>137105367
Time is running short, Bonnie knows it. The only choice is to shove Mike into the nearest suit now to stand a chance: into herself
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>>137105868
I'm so glad that happened again.
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>>137105868
Bonnie must be enduring the worst case of killer robot blue balls now. I can feel her murderlust boner being forced to recede into a flaccid hate donger, and her terror balls contorting in deprived agony into little anger raisins.
>>
>Weaver doing fnaf art
What is this, 2014?
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>>137105868
He's fucked next shift
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>>137106110
I think you mean 'gonna get fucked' next shift.
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[exit, Mike]
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>>137105868
I wonder if someone might have some ideas for what to do next night.
It's Chica.
She's tasted the proverbial blood
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>>137105942
The way I tried to do it was rising amount of harm and taking into consideration the motive/methods of a character. For example: Rudy would rough you up but Jennifer would send you to the hospital while Systemeth Bonnie ranks higher than Weaver Bonnie because the former's going to do worse than the latter.
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>>137106323
I don't know the full situation but that sounds more like the source of aggravation being Librarian's behavior not suiting a 4chan (ok, 4chan lite here) environment. If an artist wants to not lewd a character they create people usually respect that or at least tolerate it. But at the same time there's a sort of unspoken rule that anything thrown on here CAN be drawn by others including in smutty situations. Stickfox had 34 drawn, MT Bonnie had 34 drawn, Dusty had porn drawn, etc. and none of the creators that I'm aware of ever had a fit over it.
>>
>>137106227
>tfw no gooey maid
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>>137106634
That's a good point, on that note Ghost Blonnie makes sense being so high up, since he has no intent to kill you, the suffering would go on potentially till death by old age. Suiting is suffering but it's most likely thirty minutes tops till you die from it. Though Nameless did a fine job making suiting seem appropriately terrifying.
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>>137106264
Have any voicefags attempted Beanpole before?
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>just watched ex machina

i don't think i'm going to feel comfortable with robots ever again, god dammit
>>
>>137106952
I liked that movie.
Sometimes I wonder if it was a bad thing to start laughing at the end.
>>
>>137106919
I don't think anyone would be able to pull a Beanpole unless they can nail down Raven from Teen Titans. Both her normal voice and her happy pink voice from the episode where Beast Boy and Cyborg took a trip into her mind.
>>
>>137106919
Early on, Weaver herself voiced Beanpole. Only for a few times though.
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>>137107362
>Raven
>not Mandy
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>>137107362
>>137107485
Personally I imagine her voice to be a cross between Raven and Mandy, leaning more toward Raven when it comes to the fleshy furry version and Mandy for the original robo version
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>>137106643
There's the rub, Librarian ain't the creator he's just a faggot who's word Bombay inexplicably took into consideration. One person put an end to the entire MO of the "Lewd Team Six" and needless to say it rankles that there's exceptions to the lewd everything rule.
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>>137107485
Definitely works too and I'm a little ashamed I didn't think of her
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Been having a bit of a block lately. Anybody got any neat ideas for me?
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>>137108010
Bots trying pizza rolls.
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>>137108010
Punk Bonnie
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>>137108010
SNATCHER except with animatronics as their disguises
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>>137108010
Murphy as Senator Armstrong.
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>>137108010
Chica vs hulahoop
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>>137108010
Gud's Springtrap and Golden Freddy looking back at the viewer.
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>>137107132
i really liked it too, but all i feel now for robots is distrust
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>>137108010
Burning Skullfaceman reaction images
>>
>he left
>he left without finishing the comic
>he left without another chapter to his story
>he left without saying goodbye
>he left without posting on his tumblr
>he just left

I don't know what I feel. It's stronger than disappointment but slightly below rage.
>>
>>137108754
did he say he was leaving or something
>>
>>137108754
He didn't leave, anon
It's already been normal for quite a while to see him drawfag elsewhere, until he decides to shit out another comic or something
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>>137108754
So? He's not the first or last to do that.
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>>137108754
>you lived to see the end of benisposting
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>>137109038
Benisposters went months without new content before, so chances are it's not over yet.
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>>137109038
Haha, no. Shitposting is ephemeral.
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>>137109038
>that filename

hmmmmm
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>>137109174
Fuck I meant eternal. I guess it is ephemeral in a way. The concept eternal, the act ephemeral.
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>>137060216
They look so cute.
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>>137108032

>>137108083
You know I think I drew this a while ago
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=24138
but I don't mind trying again

>>137108116
I'm afraid I don't know what SNATCHER is, anon
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>>137067942
How is this still up?
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>>137109321
Pff haha, it's great. Thanks Vaw!
>>
>http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=33596
Since when are screencaps stored to the booru?
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>>137109778
It's not just a screencap, it's the janitor's gf's screencap.
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>>137108083
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>>137109456
I just tried to ignore it. It's too shitty to warrant even a report.
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>>137110009
>hair
I'm triggered.
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>>137109778
http://5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=screencap
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>>137109778
It's basically a quest archival I don't see what the problem is
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>>137106227
Huh. I don't remember ever posting that one!
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>>137110009
a cute phase
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>>137110009
Noice

>>137110158
Does it crawl under your skin?
Do the wounds not heal?
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>>137110840
In the end it doesn't even matter.
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>>137108131
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>>137110840
Hey Desh, I like your characters and their designs, but you should really get some practice with anatomy and drawing clothing. I enjoy your art as it is but it really needs some improvement. Try to find some tutorials, or at least take a look at some refs. And do more lesboneers once you've gotten better.
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>>137111215
fuck off, hateanon
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>>137111476
Anon, pls.
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>>137111476
i chuckled
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>>137108183
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>>137108010
Nude Tammy getting a back massage from an embarrassed FemBeamz and purring
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>>137112023
birb aint got time for yo shit
>>
someone give me a good lewd to read
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>>137112427
How about you read deez nuts
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>>137108560

alright, that's enough drawing for now, thanks folks
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>>137112427
Check the writefag dump and look under the lewd authors?

Do you suppose there was any special gimmick to the FFB's pizza? Like, Pistol Pete's Pizza used to have a special custom-made oven for cooking like 40 pizzas on a double helix carousel and it was convection too, and by cooking it with some corn meal under and on the crust to give it a unique texture without fucking up the flavor
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>>137112992
now what
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>>137113538
Corn meal on the bottom of pizzas is pretty common, even for frozen ones; gives it the illusion of being crispy and gives it a little bit of a bready flavor. I like it.
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ただいま!
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G'night all!
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>>137118949

>Not That's All Folks
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I should stop staying up until 5 or 6am

>>137094008
But aren't fursonas people's idealized versions of themselves?
Are you saying I wish I were a bitter divorced mother about to pass her prime and stuck in a dead-end job with a kid that doesn't respect nor love her? S-Sure.
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Good morning all
Please shoot me so I don't have to go to class
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>>137119912
FINISH YOUR COMIC FASTMUN
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>>137119743

>I should stop staying up until 5 or 6am

Transcend you petty human limitations, and exist as an entity beyond time itself.

Draw a Femtrap
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>>137119912

Can we have an alt version where she detonates in a fiery nova of passion instead of just shorting out?
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>>137106643
Was it really that much of a crime to not want to see a good character be defiled by shitty knockoff Bombay porn?
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>>137120053
who the fuck are you
mom?
>>137120189
how about I do that when I'm not currently dead inside
that shooting me offer still stands damn it
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>>137120549
Isn't it obvious? I'm Anon!
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>>137120549

>that shooting me offer still stands damn it

Kay, hold still, we'll go for a 2fer.
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>>137120694
I'll find your true identity some day
>>137121257
Thank the lord, my body is ready
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>>137057231
>Purification not allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL46NI1WCYY

>PURIFICATION
>IN
>PROGRESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QycsRGKOWec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB4ZL_nCuW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeUuPI-Uve4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GD9uZq5kQ

Let the pureposting begin.

Also so this isn't 100% a shitpost

>>137121395
Fansmut, you can't an hero. We still need you.

Without you there will be a genitalia sized hole in my heart.
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>You will never have a murder-suicide pact with fansmut
Why even live.
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>>137122410
Goddamnit, et tu Crisis?
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>>137121915
REMEMBER ME
>>137122410
The more the merrier get in here crisis
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>>137122770

>Now it's a 3fer

This is just going to keep escalating until we have the whole thread lined up in front of the Schwere Gustav isn't it?
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>>137123126
Tag that shit! Reeeeeeeeee
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>>137123126
Just set up a Mexican firing line. Everyone lined up single file behind a .50 cal barrett M82 operated by hateanon. One bullet for the entire general.
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>>137124061
i ain't sharing the bullet that kills me
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>>137124280

>Anon lies bleeding on the ground
>Try to pull out the bullet and close the wound
>NO! IT'S MY BULLET! MINE!

Keep it then.
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Fuck this general. This is the worst general on /vg/ and possibly the absolute worst place on 4chan at large. This place doesn't even belong on /trash/, it deserves to be nuked from the face of the fucking internet permanently. The only positive aspect of it is that it contains you fucking pitiful wastes of human life.
FNAF is shit. The fanbase is terrible, the fan content is terrible, and the sequels are terrible. The first game was the only one of merit and it was retroactively ruined anyway by the god-awful cluttered mess of 2, the melodramatic artsy-fartsy shitfest of 3, and the irredeemable clusterfuck of 4. The only people retarded enough to defend it are ones like that insecure pathetic edgy faggot with a superiority complex who posts awful yaoibait Purple every fucking thread.
And while we're talking about shitty people let's talk about the glorified drama queen namefags who we over-generously call "OCfags". If there were ever a more egotistical, self-important, snobby group of insufferable cunts on this shithole cuckfest of a website, Jesus Fucking Christ. These self-righteous assholes treat themselves like they're a step above the rest of the filth here when in reality they're actually worse. Rather than just make content and fuck off they try to turn the general info a fucking highschool and treat the thread as a dumping ground while they hide away in their Skype penthouses to pat eachother's asses and be eachother's e-boyfriends or some other cringey shit. Their cliques alienate newcomers and their personal drama episodes poison the thread. The only exception to this is Benis, but he more than makes up for if by being a typical unfunny edgelord from /pol/ who can't draw or write.
The anons, the average threadgoers at large, also are an insufferable bunch of human trashbins who belong more on places like e621 with their genuinely cringeworthy levels of thirst and straight-up murry-purry furfaggotry, not to mention being argumentative cuntwads.
Fuck you.
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>>137125059

>TL;DR Anon is angry
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>>137125059
Did you drink your milk yet, Anon?
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>>137125059
>inb4 this gets more replies than any content
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>mfw the whole campus needs to evacuate because of a bomb threat
Which one of you fuckers did this?
I need to thank you for getting me out of class
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>>137125690
>it begins
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come into /5n@f/ tomorrow.
Seriously though that's scary. Be safe.
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>>137125690

>Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and Ordinance Disposal
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>>137120493
Well yeah anon, we need a boogeyman to blame for shitty skype drama.
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>>137125059
You're about 2 years late.
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>>137125059
FNAF Ain't free. The furfaggotree of content and memes gotta be litterd with the blood of anons. Purpl PEDOPHELI guy aka "B. Ner" is not my OCfag. he is /pol/ alt-rightist and probbaly racist as well :DD. FREDDY and bon not freddy and FOX ok. praise scott.
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>>137125059
This poor guy is gonna spaz when he sees /utg/.
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Everybody boogie!
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>>137129509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA
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>>137123126
wait for me!

I'll do some requests since Im here
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>>137129817

Mobilesuit GunBon
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>>137129817
Dopefox with a jetpack
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>>137129817
I feel like this would make a good collab picture.
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>>137129817
Toy Chica and male Puppet fucking
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>>137125059
I unironically agree with nearly every point
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>>137129817
V-non Chica lewds.
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>>137129817
An average day in the pizzeria.
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>>137125059
I agree with some of this but also please calm down, you'll get nowhere acting like a coked up shithead.
The nice thing about stating an opinion rationally is that even if it goes against the grain you can still win a few people over if you present it right.
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>get home in one piece
>my computer isn't working
God. Fucking. Damn it.
>>137129817
Make sure that's a powerful canon I want it REALLY hit me

I'll take traditional requests then
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>>137131284
Toy Bonnie being uncomfortably faggy
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>>137131284
Balloon Boy being happy
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>>137131284
I'm sorry, smuttie, hope you get it working soon.

Non-dominatrix mode Rudy tied up to a chair with Springtrap standing to one side chuckling.
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>>137126562
>Sy's Mangle is just an EOD robot with a paint job and suit
Son of a bitch.
>>137131284
Rudy benchpressing Springtrap
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>>137131545
Seconding this, I like seeing smarmy Springtrap in control, even though we know he's a little bottom bitch deep inside.
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>>137131284
Just a big-ol' gosh darn butt. Belonging to Toy Chica, I suppose. Maybe a FemBon if TC is too small for it.
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>>137131619
Who?
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>>137106264

Why don't you ever have Mike and Beanpole interact during the day?
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>>137131997
I'm kinda happy we got to see classic Mike hanging out with the classic bots at all, getting terrorized. It feels like visiting an old friend.
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>>137131997
>"Why do you do it, Bonnie?"
>"We've been over this, Mike. You're breaking the rules!"
>"That's not what you've said in the past. Who hurt you? I can help you and see he gets brought to justice."
>"He's dead."
>"What?! Then why?"
>"Yelling is against the rules, Mike. Freddy'll have some words for you tonight. Besides, that doesn't mean he's been brought to justice silly! Now smile for the camera!"
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>>137130192
>asking me to design a gundam
you will regret this decision
it was kinda fun to draw
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>>137097782
I don't believe it. A clown maybe?
He and TB could be clowns
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>>137130196
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>>137134838
Oh shit, that looks pretty cool.
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>>137134838
>>137135591
They're gonna fight!
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>>137136065
And together they fight crime
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>>137135591
There's an atomic warhead in his nose.
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>>137136162
But what's in this Foxy's nose?
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>>137131405
Great chance to break in my new pens at least
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>>137136607
A squeaker.
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>>137131284
remake this but with foxy and mangle
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>>137136623
I read that as "great chance to break in my new penis at least"

I suppose that could have been in context to the picture.
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>>137136623
That's on-par with some of the anons here.
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>>137136742
>my new penis
I WISH
>>137136880
can you blame them though
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>>137130556
I still don't understand the vitriol regarding this whole controversy. Sure, that one guy asked Bombay not to make the lewd, but he wasn't holding him at gunpoint. It was Bombay's choice to not post the lewd. And V-Non Chica really isn't sexually enticing in the slightest.
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GOOD MORNING JIMMIES

>>137131284
me
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>>137138740
I really want to like Fansmut, but I can't forgive her for bringing your cancerous ass here. Fuck you, Fansmut.
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>>137138861
Hate lolman, he's the one being a shit. And is it that hard for you to use some addon to banish his name and never see him again?
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>>137138861
>>137139040
oh you guyz
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>>137139040
I really hate the argument of "if you don't like them just filter them". Putting on a blindfold and covering your ears while someone shits all over the place doesn't fix the problem. You don't have to look at it happening, but you still have to smell it.
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>>137130308
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>>137139385
If you don't see what they're doing they're not affecting anything. Giving them attention makes them want to stay. If everybody ignores them they disappear.

But apparently you want to give him attention thereby allowing him to do what you hate, like you need somethign to rage against so you allow him to make you rage.
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>>137138861
I don't think she ever really acknowledges his existence either, as if she's avoiding the subject.
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>>137139642
If you don't speak up people think there's no problem and carry on as normal until it becomes the new status quo. Then when you crack and can't take anymore they'll ask why you never spoke up sooner while others who also held their tongue now feel free to explode as well. So really it's a matter of preference in how you want to see things hashed out in the thread, all at once or bit by bit.
>>137140049
She replies to him same as any anon.
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Any game/movie news?
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>>137140239
Update with planes soon. Bet there's going to be more than just aircraft and hope you can pimp your ride.
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>>137140173
We all know he's annoying, you're preaching to the choir. You're just making yourself equally as annoying constantly whining about it.

ANYWAY let's stop being whiny little babies and go back to FNAF.
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>>137138861
>>137139040
>>137140049

>A special kind of shitposter
>They only start shitposting when a certain drawfag comes on
>No matter how good the drawfag is they will be blamed for the shit poser's antics
Advanced tactics.
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>>137140173
People are afraid to speak up nowadays after the reign of CDF and her tartlets. Any minor criticsm would be immediately shot down with accusations of "saltiness" or "hateanons". The term "hateanon" actually was used unironically for a period of time and it was awful People still have that lingering fear, I think, that everyone will just dogpile on them and condemn them as a baiter or troll. We've thankfully evolved out our mid-2015 full-on hugbox phase to a degree but the remnants are still felt.
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>>137139482
Whoa
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>>137140667
>>137138861
>>137139040
half of the time i feel like you guys don t get that im a joke
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>>137140667
lolman is a "friend" of fansmut's on deviantart. they've done collabs before, he followed her here.
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>>137130556
brooru
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>>137140883
"Hateanon" is used as a joke these days. We all know lolman is a shit and no one defends.
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>>137140981
You're a joke with no punchline.
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>>137140981
If you're a joke then why aren't I laughing?
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>>137140981
No, we get that. The problem is you're a bad joke. And nobody like a bad joke that's old over and over again.
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>>137141130
yeah >>137141069
well acutely fansmut showed me this place
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>>137141092
>still has that cute innocence to her
10/10
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>>137140883
But CDF actually came with a bunch of people from DeviantArt.

This is just one single person that came.
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Man, I miss the thirstpocalypse, now that was a good shitstorm.
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Wonder if the planes mean that theres going to be a new area added
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>>137140883
>butt buddies
>friends from elsewhere
>shit brigade
>defense force
>worms
>thread watchdogs
Vary your fucking vocabulary you twat.
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>>137142065
Hopefully the Ice Cave will be put in, I liked its theme.
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>>137130558
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>>137142367
Nice, thanks J.
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>>137117128
I kinda miss Scribbles.
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>>137141092
Not cool man.
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>>137144404
>implying you're actually him
I want impersonators to fuck off
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>>137144404
Oh nice, you even did the little underscore thingy in my name like I do on the thread.
So I wasn't going to bother making a statement about this since I don't really think my reputation has any relevance to the thread at large, but if some guy is gonna keep bringing this up then whatever, lets just jump right in.
What I said to Bombay was silly, and upon reflection I was really making a big deal out of nothing. However, regardless of wither I stand by those words now, what was said was said; I'm not going to bother trying to retcon anything or spin it any other way then it was presented. If you want to try and turn me into the thread's next target of ridicule over some talk among friends in a public chat, be my guest. I'm pretty sure you'll find that nobody really cares.
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>>137142006
This general gets pretty good shitstorms, all things considered. Even recently, the Penguin clusterfuck that lasted a thread and a half or the rageanon that wrote entire paragraphs of why he hated individual namefags were both really entertaining. It seems like every month there's something new.
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>>137145247
Impersonating namefags is a time-honored tradition. Around this time last year I got curious and went through the archives compiling examples, and we used to average 2 impersonations per month.
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>>137145813
I actually went and looked your name up in the archives to get it right. I still think you're a faggot but I wanted to fuck with the thread to get you to make a public statement is all.
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>>137142196
Fuck off ShittyDetectiveAnon
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My dream, my desire.
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>>137141069
lolman is legitimately retarded and I have no idea why she keeps company with him.
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>>137148957
>not posting best couple
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>>137149517
You can hang out with people online even if they're not the best artist, look at BlueScreened/Desh, or Crisis/Bnom, or The Whole Thread/Weaver
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>>137141092
this is a something i've been waiting for for a long time
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>>137149551
>benis abandons the thread
>still post about him
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>>137149957
benisposting is a very curious style of shitposting
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>>137147140
That's a weird thing to spend so much effort on.

>>137149635
Artists with non artists? But that's forbidden love!
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>>137149517
lolman's not too terrible, he just doesn't match up with 4chan culture at all. It's very obvious where he's coming from.
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>>137149957

Beavis will always be a thread staple. Just accept it.
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>>137150125
>forbidden
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>>137149957
>still trying to push this meme
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>>137150380
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>>137150486

I feel like Grapefruit Purple is progressively getting larger cheekbones and a more pronounced chin.
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>>137150582
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>>137145813
This was so much of a non-issue that it didn't even really deserve to be addressed, but whatever, the real shitstain here is whoever leaked those chatlogs in the first place. Just make sure no more of the faggots in Skype leak shit to the thread anymore because frankly I'm sick of this juvenile bullshit drama.
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>>137151016
Stop trying to turn this into a benis thread
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>>137151016
Don't.
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>you'll never go on a date with Benis purple
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>>137151103
Shit, someone needs to stop this
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>>137151238
Stop.
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>it's another benis thread
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oh fuck, here it comes
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>>137151426
BENIS COMIC LORE
SPECIAL FRIEND
HOXTON
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>>137151426
this stopped affecting me a few months ago

now i just wonder what the fuck he had to eat to shit like that
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>>137151426
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>>137151426
Wake me up
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>>137151426
OH NO
EXODIA
NO ONES EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM
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>>137131432
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post best boy
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>>137131545
Update on my computer: it's booted up but it's telling me somthing is wrong with the hard drive, I've spent the day backing shit up
So pm my computer is on its last legs
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>>137152601
shoo pedophile shoo
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>>137152601
You seem to be lost. This is the Five Nights at Freddy's General on /vg/, not the shota general on /b/
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>>137153062
then post best guard.
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>>137152601
>fansmut will never draw him and rudy playing scrabble
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>>137153139
Why would an artist draw someone else's shitty OC?
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>>137153343

I don't know, Scott gets a lot of art./
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>>137152601
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>>137153343
>this argument again

do you have any idea how many OCfags draw each others stuff
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>>137154002
They always volunteer to do it because they like the other artist, or other character

Anons shouldn't go up to an OCfag and say "DRAW THIS ORIGINAL CHARACTER HE HAS A POOP FOR A HEAD AND I WANT HIM TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR CHARACTER"
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>>137153832
hahahaha he wants to fuck the little girl
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>>137153832
Dammit Connie stop making weird faces
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>>137154190

but that happens all the time you donut
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>>137155261
And I wanna eat squishy wet cat food out of Ace's no-no hole, but you don't see me shitposting about it
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>>137155331
You literally JUST posted about eating shit.

If this isn't shitposting in the most dictionary sense of the word, I don't know what is.
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>>137155331
Ah yes, Ace thirsting. It's been a while since that has happened.
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>>137155261
Are you jelly that purple has?
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>>137156328
All shitposting aside it's weird we haven't had any docking or urethra fucking, I mean we have multiple nipple fucking artists.
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>>137156835
Snax has done sounding and that's as close for comfort as I'm going to tolerate.
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>>137156328
>you will never touch prostates with Ace
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>>137156936
Yeah but robot parts are weird, you can just have a big oversized bunny cock like a loaf of bread and just fuck the end
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>>137156328
Sorry, I've been busy lately. I've barely had enough time to shitpost and writefag
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Remember when we were so certain Phone Guy and Purple Man were the same person?
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Why are anons so afraid to become OCfags? Come on step it up, we need a blood transfusion
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>>137158193

Because the ones we do have are treated like garbage. They're either stalked by perverted creeps or shitposted about if they try to do anything interesting.
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>>137157857
Only a few people here ever thought that, and they were rightfully ridiculed until they went away
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>>137158193
Because I'm shit.
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>>137058560
>>137058715
There.

That's all of 'em!
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>>137158193
>august 2014
>try to learn how to draw
>give up after a few days
>repeat every few weeks since
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>>137159632
>filename

Never try to understand footfags. Just smile and nod.
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>>137159632
Hee hee hee, you actually did it ya goofball

I don't think it's an actual fetish, it's just kinda something we do around here.
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>>137156328
You got a link to the imgur gallery? I feel like having a laugh
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>you will never turn anon into his favorite animatronic while he's unconscious
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>>137159983
>Hee hee hee
That is creepy
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>>137158193
I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT AFRAID

Some of the people here have been drawing since they were little rugrats, but not all of us are as fortunate. In fact, I only started about a week ago. I'm still learning the ropes of drawing, so everything I start on progresses sloooowly.

I learned about handling perspective yesterday, and am working on several things involving its appliance. I'm about halfway done with the first thing.
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>>137159930
Gotcha.

>>137159983
Ah, okay.
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>>137161390
Don't be sad, Bonnie.

I'm sure we can find other uses for that carrot.
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>>137161390
Hopefully he knows to bite into it.
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>>137161390
Fun fact: carrots are actually bad for rabbits in anything but little sometimes treats amounts.
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I'm in love with a mechanic.
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>>137164615
You're gonna trigger Edan
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>>137164873
Penises.

There, that should do it.
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>>137164873
Is that someone important? Never heard of 'em
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>>137162542
This is very important knowledge.

>>137161814
Considering how stuffed he gets, I wonder if he's ever bitten anything ever.

>>137161583
Lewd!
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>>137166201
>considering how stuffed he gets

Lewd!
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>>137166201
>stuffed
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>>137166201
he has a good point!
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>>137166201
I'd put my carrot in his cake, and include some extra frosting

If you get what I mean

Anal sex
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>>137168519
gross
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A reminder that only dweebs and losers go to Fazbear's.
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>>137169891
>going to a pizzeria
>not sitting at home and making pizza
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>>137169891
It really looks like a group shot with the other two just missing. I think Sarah has only been drawn once or twice and I don't know if Dan has ever been drawn at all.
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>>137169891
Literally Who: The Series

Starting Literally Who, Literally Who, Literally Who, and Beamz the Dinosaur as Literally Why
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>>137169891

I like to imagine Dino Dan's as a depressing attempt to cash in on Freddy Fazbear's fame, who in universe is maybe a handful of restaurants in the midwest United States.
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>>137171063
That and the Jurassic Park hype, if the era fits.
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>>137170779

Sarah got three [well, two and a half technically] and we're still looking to get Dan drawn.
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>>137169891

Dino Dan's is a shitty concept because it follows The Good Dinosaur logic.

It's a simple fact that kids love dinosaurs. But that's just it: they love dinosaurs. They don't love whatever this stupid thing is. What the fuck is this thing? It looks like a green camel. No kid will ever find this cool or want to eat fast food around it. They don't even want to watch a movie about it.

You know what kids really love? The Tyrannosaurus Rex, who has a big ass jaw and a million teeth and little tiny retard arms and he stomps around New York, eating dogs and people not fast enough to get away because his brain is so tiny and murderous that if it ever sparked a conscious idea to not killing everything in sight he would go FUCK YOU and eat ten more people alive, possibly out of a portapotty. Kids want dinosaurs that are big and scary and ferocious and make you shit your pants in terror.

Dino Dan's dinosaurs are not these dinosaurs, they are wimpy little Good Dinosaurs. That's why this restaurant will fail. At least Freddy's had the right idea and made their bear animatronic as scary as possible.
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>>137172243
Freddy, stop shitposting. It's still the middle of the day and the pizzeria's not closed yet.

We'll see you at midnight, buddy.
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>>137164873
>>137165112
I come home, on the day that my weekend is to be started, to find this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMj5Quyt6WU [Embed]

>>137165354
Like Sy, but minus the parts where he's talented and generally a cool guy. And the obscurity is real instead of a meme.

Fucked up this reply before, sorry.
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>>137172243
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>>137172243

I don't know man, the fact that The Land Before Time sold as well as it did shows that there's a market for cute dinosaurs.
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>>137173123
It's not the kids that buy them, it's the adults who think the kids like them
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>>137172949

>Boob freckles
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>>137173489
Can confirm. Am adult who hated that movie as a kid yet had relatives/friends who thought I'd love it.

Dinosaurs suuuuck, man.
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>>137172472
the bun doesn't seem to having such a good time...
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>>137172472

>Gud Bon was the Nerd that grew up to be an asshole

Makes too much sense now.
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>>137158193
I'm semi new to writefagging and feel rather inadequate rather than afraid. I'll keep at it though because I have fun.
>>137172472
I know someone who works in a cafeteria. Those kids are better off starving.
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>>137172243
Didn't somebody write a spook a long time ago where Tracy goes full Cretaceous predator on the guard at night?
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>>137174912

It sounds vaguely familiar.
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>>137172949
Man, if only I was a robot. Maybe then she'd screw me too.
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>>137172472
>>no square-shaped pan pizza
>>no jello or fruit cups
>>no vegetable
>>no frozen juice bar
Not muh childhood.

>>137172243
We're Back is fondly remembered by plenty of adults who saw it as children, and its entire plot was about the dinosaurs becoming more than just homicidal retard throwbacks.
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>>137177236

>That Murphy and possibly VawBon
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>>137177236
>Foxy can't play soccer even though he's good at running
Man having an eyepatch does suck. I wonder what happened.
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>>137177367
What are they talking about?
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>>137125059
>tl:dr
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>>137177537

Probably whatever incident fucked up Spring Bonnie as well.
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>>137178071
>Foxy bit Spring's ear off
>Spring's ear poked Foxy's eye out
Makes sense.
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>>137176369
We don't have cafetarias the way you have in America. So i didn't really know any "typical" stuff to put on there, so i just put indistinguishable gruel on there.
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>>137100271
He hasn't taken well to this
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>>137177236
That Tammy is really cute but something about the perspective on her right arm looks fucked up, makes the forearm look too short.
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>>137178393
I want lewds of that cork.
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>>137172472
>>137177236
These are simply joyous.
The tone in your child bot stuff is always bang on.
>Bonnie discovers the perils of deceptively hot food
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>>137178393

>would ye fuck me
>I'd fuck me
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>>137178393
He should have gotten help for that makeup. He should ask Mangle next time :^)
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>>137178393
Sorry, Foxy, you still need a bowtie to lower your scariness to acceptable levels.
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>>137178561

Yeah, I thought it was just stubby at first but she has no forearm.
>>
Remember when someone drew Michelle and Jeoff making happy passionate love? Good times.
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>>137180259
Yeah, it was awful. HipsChelle is for pinups, not for RepairSlut.
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>>137180371
Settle down edan
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>>137180750
No, I'm against HipsChelle lewds in general, which Edan has made too.
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>>137180960
>>137180371
She doesn't exist, has no pride or ego to bruise, no purity to protect, and doesn't need a white knight.
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>>137178393
Poor guy. I'd hug him.
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>>137181591
You might have to do some reaching down.
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>>137181779
He's two inches taller than me, I don't think it'll be a problem.
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>>137102374
so you want a better metaphor or someshit? fine. it's like dropping toothpic down an earthquake chasm.
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>>137181897
>being shorter than a manlet
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>>137181779
>taller than 6 ft 2 in
What are you, some sort of giant mutated toothpick?
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>>137182074
>not being a giant

How's it feel to get shown to the kid's tables at restaurants?
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>>137181980
>I am so ignorant of the human body and how it works

The default status of the vagina is CLOSED. It is a tube of muscle which remains closed at all times unless a penis, sex toy, or baby is inside it. No matter how skinny your dick is, it spreads open the vagina when it's inside so you and the woman will always feel each other.
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>6ft
>Christ, you're tall.

>5ft 11in
>lol manlet among midgets
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>>137182626
It's all shitposting and baiting, don't bother with any of it.
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>>137182285
>not being a manlet

How's it feel to have to bend down every time you go through a doorway?
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>>137182704
Problems reaching the top shelf, stubby?
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>>137182757
JESUS CHRIST HER TORSO'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO HER LOWER BODY
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>>137182557
>I'm so autistic I'm going to take a common phrase literally
Okay senpai
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>>137182757

I bet she's the type of nerd that reminds the teacher that we had homework due.
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>>137179065
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>>137182694

I know. I'm adding to it.
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Joy, the retarded manlet meme finally got here. Can we not become as stupid as /fit/ and /v/, please?
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>>137183286
He really looks like he needs a cuddle session.
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>>137183286
Now Foxy, thats not family friendly. We cannot accept that here at Freddy Fazbears.
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>>137182987
At least I don't have to get on my hands and knees to get to the bottom shelf

Oh, but you would know all about being on your knees
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>>137183457
You're way too late to be asking that.
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>>137183250
she just tries to keep a low profile
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>>137182757
I literally hated this when i was in school. Worst kind've people.
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>>137183746
It was always in fucking English class as well. Nobody gave a shit anywhere else, but in English class there was that one fucker that wouldn't shut up.
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>>137182757
D'aww.
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>>137183830
"Oh what's that? class is and the subsequent schoolday is over? perfect time for me to ask about 15 more goddamn questions."
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>>137183250
>forgot to do your homework
>teacher enters class
>clench your asshole reflexively
>minutes crawl by as you pray to Yahweh, Ganesha, Allah, Ra, Odin, and Zeus.
>the biggest feeling of relief in your whole life hits you when you realize your teacher forgot the homework
>just as you're unclenching your tender buttcheeks, "that" kid pipes up from the back of the class
>"U-uh teacher, you forgot to check our homework."
>your face when
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>>137183286
Perfect. You can now take Funtime Foxy's place in Kid's Cove.
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>>137183712
>>137183250

>Bonita
Fleshy Beanpole confirmed Latina?
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>>137183712
at first glance I thought she was wearing a straightjacket
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>>137184035
Not their fault you're a lazy fucker who earned that 0 :^)
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>>137183534
Yeah Mangle really needs to calm him down.
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>>137184035
>tfw there's always someone like that even in college
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>>137183250
She just needs a helping hand to not be so nerdy
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>>137183616
I can just get my maid to do it for me and admire her fat ass while she's down there, considering normal sized humans get payed 20% more than manlets for the same job.
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>>137184380
But you can just leave when time is up in college.
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>>137183286
Ow, the edge.
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>>137184206

She should be wearing one, to be honest.

>tfw all that stress and bullying lead to schizophrenia
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>>137184992

Something doesn't feel right about that Golden Freddy. It looks more like a bulky Human wearing a Bear mask.
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>>137184623
Special Friend's the kind of girl who'd drug Bonnie and try to get her guy friends to take advantage of her.
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>>137184703
Community college then.
God help you if you try to leave before certain professors are done.
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>>137185531

While drawing dicks on her face, and posting them to facebook.
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>>137177236
This style is too cute, between this and the rubberhose I welcome a Cute Age of /fiveN€Freddies/
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>>137185463
>>137184992
Hello there.
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>>137185531
>>137185769
Anon it isn't nice to say mean, hurtful, untrue things about someone like that, especially when they're only trying to help
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Gud has inspired me.

>>137183746
>tfw I was that sort of person in elementary school (sans the shouting)
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>>137185679
I'm at a community college and still haven't had that issue.
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>>137185961
Damnit GMF why you gotta make me relive these things
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>>137182757
Has that kind of headgear even been a thing in the last 60 years?
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>>137185908

But Special Friend is implicitly a villainous, deceitful figure trumped only by her incompetence.
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>>137186287
I never had to wear it during the day, but I had to wear it when I went to bed, yeah
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>>137186273
>filename

Yeah, I don't know if it's just because the schools have outdoor halls but we only had lockers for PE in my middle and high school. No personal lockers to store your shit in during the day so you don't strain your back walking around with it.
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>>137184113
Nah. I picked it to play off of Chica as a linguistics joke.

I've imagined Beanpole and Bonworth's parents as a relatively upper-crust family with Transatlantic accents that maybe lost their family fortune and were unable to bail their screwup kids out.

Or they were just average people that liked long, silly, embarrassing names.
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>>137185961
I'm glad my brother and I went to different schools so this never happened.
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>>137186607
Personal outdoor lockers are the fucking best
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>>137186462
Now, now. It's rude to lie about people. She's here to help.

>>137186607
>>137186843
We had personal lockers, but they were tiny. Nothing like those big ass fucking person-sized ones I always see. They were barely big enough to fit a backpack in.

>>137186641
Lucky
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>>137186273
I had lockers in high school that were indoors, but they were small and only really for books. The PE ones sucked and I had my PE clothes stolen at least 2 times.
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>>137187034
...She looks better with the glasses.

Not even saying that to be nice, she just looks better with the glasses. She doesn't look good without them.
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>>137187034

reminds me of these two
>>
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>>137187328
Man oh man, that CalArts face.
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>>137187636
Is that what you wore to school as a young brit boy?
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>>137187636
What's it like going to schools with uniforms? I don't think any public schools in burgerland have that.
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>>137187210
Yeah, she looks really ugly in that picture

>>137187328
>>137187680
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>>137185769
Naw, she strikes me more the type to drug her buddy and have the football team take turns railing her while genuinely believing she was doing her a kind favor from the bottom of her heart.
>>
This is kinda fun. It's the first time I've been inspired for a couple weeks.

>>137186641
I was basing it more off my sister, who had a similar problem.
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>>137188112
I like you a lot more now.
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>>137187918
Essentially, I was struggling to remember if I had to wear a tie as well - and yep.

>>137188050
Annoying, stuffy and itchy and always annoyingly hot. I really have nothing to compare to though because every school I've been to had uniforms - at least we didn't have to go full suits like the posh school down the road.

No lockers either, had to carry all your shit everywhere.
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>>137182557
>The default status of the vagina is CLOSED
maybe yours.
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>>137189221
Are you saying you have a gaping, slippery vagoo?
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>>137188759
>my sister, who had a similar problem.
Damn, that sucks.
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>>137189403
It's not a fucking carport you piece of shit 12 year old
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>>137188759
Toy Bonbon was also the team bicycle for all of the school's sports teams.
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>>137189652
why are you talking about showing your vast-gina to 12 year olds

I think I should call the police
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>>137189881
That probably would have more likely been his brother, but even that's a stretch to believe.
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>>137189896
It's not a god damn boolean it's not like the up and down state of the fucking speakers in Teletubbies. vaginas don't fucking just open and close as they please unless they have been annihilated by cocks, even then they don't

you suck and i hate you
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>>137190290
>vaginas don't fucking just open and close as they please
I know enough about animal anatomy to tell you otherwise.
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>>137190290
>Anon has never had sex
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>>137190417
Human females don't have exceptional control of their vaginas like mares or dolphins do
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nyoro~n
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>>137191602
That plush would probably kill you just as much as the real thing would.
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>>137191579
Yeah but this was never about humans specifically.
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>>137191602
Remember when Bombay was drawing lewd plush Bonnie?
It was fucked up but I also kinda want more of that.
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>>137191774
There are more mammals with shitty vaginal control than there are with great control
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>high school stuff again
I'm petty enough to enjoy this knowing it pisses off that one anon.
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>>137192181
You're the one who stated that vaginas cannot open on their own in absolute.
Just because the majority do not doesn't mean an absolute statement is correct.
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>>137183616
>>137183457
>>137183093
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>>137192352
Don't you mean "size only matters when it's inside"?
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>>137192352
>All that time they were just trying to get at her crotch plate
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>>137192559
Liver size, for donations, obviously.
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>>137192352
Yes it does.
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>>137192305
I was more annoyed by prom specifically than just high school. I had just graduated at the time and had chosen not to go to prom (because school dances suck, I didn't have a date, and most of my friends weren't going) and I was sick of hearing people talk about it.
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>>137192352
Step aside, Amazonbot

This clubhouse brawl is between MEN and MANLETS
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>>137192352
>crotch plate is taped on
whew
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>>137190224
Should be

>rabbits
>always fucking everyone
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>>137193135
RACE WAR
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>>137192305

Badger, if you're lurking, I'm requesting Harry as a Truant Officer/School Security.
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>>137193618
Oh hey, a nerd.
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>>137193618
give me your lunch nerd
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>>137192341
I'm not that anon, though
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>>137193618

What manner of school allows their children to wield dangerous weapons so freely?
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>>137193618
Hey there buddy ol pal, got some good lunch there? Not all that hungry today, want my pudding cup?
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>>137193153
Mangle's a slut, anon. She can be pulled apart and enjoyed by all.
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>>137194135
Then why come to the defense of a shitty debate about open and closed vaginas on a Heian Meditation Board?
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>>137192352
>>137194346
>3 anons
>3 holes
dis gun b gud
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>>137193579
Don't make me Mansonpost.

I'll fucking do it
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>>137194576
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>>137192352

My American instincts are telling me to throw this French broad back over the border.
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>>137194702
>implying you'll be able to carry her
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>>137194702
My American instincts are telling me to improve foreign relations.

Sex.
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>>137194454
I wanted to lend my expertise on animal vaginas. Also, I really wanted an excuse to mention dolphin vaginas.
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>>137195050
Well I suppose that's fair.
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Evening folks. For those of you interested, the Michelle side chapter of the ongoing Dino Dan's collab between me and Edan is up.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/uUMTtQRz

FF: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11310497/7/Dino-Dan-s-Discovery-Zone

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>>137194702
She's a Frenchie, all we have to do is look in her general direction and she'll surrender with her tail between her legs.
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>>137195492
>She's already white
>She's already surrendered
VICTORY
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>>137193806
>>137193984

>>137194308
>Pudding cup
I don't even particularly know what that is, but right this moment it sounds disgusting.

>>137194292
>Once got detention for bringing in a magnet because they thought I'd use it to "hack" the computers.
I'm sure they'd lock you away for life for any kind of remotely sharp or pointy item.
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>>137195341
Go away, we're talking about vaginas and giantesses right now
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>>137195492
>tail between legs
That is not the victory these people desire.
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>>137195640
>I'm sure they'd lock you away for life for any kind of remotely sharp or pointy item
Is that not the case now in Bongistan?
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>>137195727
>>137195341
>writefaggotry in a microcosm
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>>137195640
its a sandwich. Its good enough
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>>137195640
D'aww, he looks so sad.
Also:
>not knowing what a pudding cup is
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>>137195879
Generally speaking, yes. You get a pass if you're Muslim, though.
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>>137196490
He could never have any pudding because he didn't eat his meat. You know how Brits are.
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>>137196490
British pudding is different from American pudding. It's a baked dessert rather than a chilled dessert. Both taste great.
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>>137194672
>>137194576
Helter Skelter involved a race war you silly.
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>>137195879
Police_officer_holding_confiscated_pointy_stick.jpg

>>137196148
Take it then.

>>137196490
That's just yoghurt.

>>137196579
I almost never had lunches provided by the school Too poor.

>>137196849
I prefer French deserts.
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>>137197975
>That's just yoghurt.

i will fight you
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>>137192352
if by conflict you mean surprise sex, then, well, I can't help you there.
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>>137197975
If ya got the time could you do Puppet strangling a guard with tickets?
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>>137197975
American pudding is completely different, you plebeian. Honestly, I'm not sure I even want you in the country anymore.
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>>137197975
>That's just yoghurt.
Oh Crisis, how little you know about American food items.
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>>137198804
I never wanted him here to begin with, for his own sake. Especially given the circus that is the current election, there is no reason to want to live in burgerland.
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>>137194475
>>137194346
>>137194835
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>>137199448
She got serious halitosis or something? She's an amazonian furbot? Who wouldn't climb that?
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>>137199448
No time like the present, we can take it step by step.
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>>137199549
Just being hot is nothing if you aren't open to advances.
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>>137199634
True or if you're oblivious
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>>137199184
I know, right? The fact that a disgusting communist like Sanders can get so far is deeply disturbing to me.
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>>137199448
This is perfect, we can celebrate her first kiss with some wholesome, loving triple penetration!
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>>137199184
>Life long dream
>Thinking a bad president alone would change that

I despise this country, it's people and culture and I wish to no longer be a apart of it.
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BENIS SIGHTING

>>>/pol/69521253
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>>137199448
Well get ready to be climbed and sled like mountain full of loaded skiers.
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We schoolposting?
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whit
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>>137193391
Now now, that's a harmful stereotype!
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>>137200712
You are doing thick wrong.
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>>137200869
>Ash

what an unusually masculine name for a gay rabbit
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>>137197975
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>>137200869
Well, they ARE good at multiplying.
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>>137200662
Those pencil toppers were the shit.
You were a cool kid if you had one.
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>>137200662
Aw fuck, this reminds me of those timed multiplication tests they had you do. That shit was always so stressful.
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>>137200869
We've all seen the cum funnel pictures
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>>137200416
Then go somewhere else in Europe, or maybe around Australia, or even Canada. Somewhere that treats workers better, doesn't shackle college graduates with high debts and poor job prospects, and doesn't force you to consider the financial ramifications of going into the hospital to get a broken arm fixed. Take it from an American, this country is some fucked up shit on the road to being something straight out of a dystopian novel.
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>>137200897
That's not thick, that's mango whit a big belleh
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>>137201268
But
That was a robot.
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>>137200662
Why the fuck are you always so vulgar? Every one of your pictures is a cute bunny and the filename is always "Shit fuck this bonnie is a real cunt rape", and your voice clips always start out with bonnie sounding cute and then Mike shows up saying "holy Jesus sperm fucking a donut dildo asshole seashell anus", it's like you can't decide whether to be cute or edgy. I'm not offended, I like bad words, but everything you do has a jarring tone to it.
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>>137200869
Geez, I can imagine the abuse got pretty bad for that guy.
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>>137201353
Ah, I thought it was some shit meme about thick.

Just a spawn of Fat Bastard
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>>137200426
Should have known. He's always on /pol/
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New bred when?
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>>137201345
Get health insurance ,learn a proper skill and stop being a whiny faggot.You dont need to go to college to have a proper life.
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>>137201827
chest floof best floof
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>>137201827
Damn, that's one dead classroom.
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>>137202048
Tell that to the people who can't do that because of circumstances beyond their control, or can and have gotten fucked over anyways.
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>>137202048
>get health insurance
Nice try, health insurance companies try and pull the most ridiculous bullshit on what they will and will not cover. Better off paying a penalty for not having it.
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might as well
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>>137202025
Taking a break for an hour wouldn't kill us
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>>137202048
What if you can't afford good health insurance, or any at all?
What if the career you've been dreaming about your whole life requires a degree but you can't afford to earn that degree and even if you did your chances of getting hired are slim to none?
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>>137202446
No stops on the rape the grape train
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>>137201172
Being the cheaty scum I was back then, I would always flip the corner over and do the first couple. Only got caught once for it, fuck the system.

Never cheated on anything else, timed tests sucked which was the only reason I did it. Had to otherwise I couldn't finish due to the stress.
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NEW THREAD
>>137202719
>>137202719
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>>137202212
its the special class
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>>137199184
Better in a Trump burgerland than dealing with Refugee Madness that's only getting worse and worse in Britbingersteinland. N-not that I want Crisis to live here near me or anything
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>>137204269
Cruz burgerland would be worse though.
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