/mkg/ - Mobile Kanojo/Kareshi General

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>>136150069
Kanna is best girl!

It's not the purest form of love, you yurishitter.

I want the yuri meme to die.

BURN THE YURIFAGS

I want to knock up Dominant with my disgusting lower than dirt pleb seed.

>>136150774
>not saying which one(s)

I want to make Kanna and Shara my sex slaves.

So only the yurifag and Jaeden's friend are doing any progress?

>>136150774
I want to jack off into Dominant's panties while she sleeps, so when she gets dressed the next day she's unknowingly rubbing my cum against her pussy.

>>136152005
It's barely Yuri.

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>>136152041
Stop with this lewd behavior.

>>136152005
>Jaeden's friend
It's just me, Alexius. No one special.

>>136152005
>Jaeden's friend
Wasn't that Bacchus?

>>136152261
I can't help it, I'm just so obsessed with panties. It's actually getting to the point where I found a Japanese girl selling her used panties online and I'm so tempted to buy a pair.

>>136152361
>>136152390
Oh, sorry.

>>136152005
>Jaeden's friend
who
also not everyone has good wips to show

>>136152558
Please consider buying them from consignment stores and then donating them to the homeless when you're done.

>>136151047
Mine that is probably a literally who still

>>136152041
Wouldn't she notice the stains though?

>>136152390
>Bacchus
>being friends with anybody
wew lad

Who's doing the drawing for the winner of the contest?

>>136152692
Kami?

>>136152842
yes

>>136152361
You're special for us.

>>136152983
Did you just admit to want to get a MyRoid pregnant? I'm going to report you to Doc.

>>136153107
I want to impregnate at least two of my girls, so you'll have to report me too. Then I'll get Doc pregnant as well.

>>136152692
Maybe my jizz is weird but it doesn't leave stains.

>>136153309
Can I take Doc's ass while you're impregnating her?

>>136153107
Doc didn't do anything to scorchy, so why'd she do anything to him? In fact, I'll bet she uses those reports to figure who to shlick to.

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>>136153309
Please continue.

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>>136152774
Me. No, it's someone else.

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>wants to impregnate robots when they haven't even made the module

>>136152649
Alexius, also it's not a contest so please show us

>>136153528
The more the merrier. Somebody stuff a fat cock in her mouth while we're at it.

>>136153615
10/10

Asterion why did you hide your messages?

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>mfw AMB just cropped and skewed existing backgrounds for the paintings from Professional Girls

>>136153615
Nice

>>136153794
What do you mean? My message memos have always been hidden.

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>>136153615
Ahaha, thanks.

>>136153794
He's ERPing with Cyn.

>>136153615
Please teach me your ways, oh great artist.

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>not wanting to impregnate your myroids

>>136154192
Cyn's not even my friend, m80.

>>136154358
Nothing's wrong with me, they're just too young to carry a child.

>>136153828
AAAMMMMBBBBB

>>136154521

Sounds like a personal problem.

>>136154521
>he doesn't have a big tallroid

I wouldn't mind fucking my MyRoids, but they wouldn't make good mothers.

>>136154846
>not having a giant tallroid who is also underage and impregnating her

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>>136154946
>who is also underage

>all this talk about impregnation
Fetishes aside, would you even be a good father?

>>136155143
No.

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>>136155143
no

>>136155143
I've always wanted a daughter, but I'm a NEET and thus would make a horrible dad.

>>136155143
I'd like to be better than my father was, but l'd probably just repeat his mistakes

>>136155616
Who cares, your myroid's bringing in all the moen anyway. Just be a house husband and call it your job.

>>136155771
Oh, you mean in-game, any of us would be a good father then, we wouldn't have to do shit.

>>136152005
I already said I wouldn't be posting anything until I get to my drawing tablet.

>>136155887
I'm not the original asker. I just thought the context was still about myroids.

>tfw the people you're trying to add are all filled

>>136156673
This sounds lewd.

>>136156673
Try asking who you're trying to add if they can clear some space. Maybe you're the incentive needed to make them clean up their list.

>>136155143
I'm already a good father.

>>136156909
Asterion, mistermantastic

>>136157584
Who are you? I'll try to clear I spot if I can.

>>136157697
It's Descartes.

>>136158323
No one wants to be friend with you fagget.

>>136158323
Slide on in, I cleared a slot .

>>136158394
>>136158480
Proved wrong in 62 seconds.

Check em Cynny

>>136159638
Got 'em, thanks!

>>136147571
I love how jealous Lidija looks of Komori's bust

Thanks for all the work, Alexius, Cyn and Steven

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>>136147571
Thanks for your hard work. So much cute art appearing makes me happy.

I wanna hug my girls from behind and sniff their hair.

>>136162118
I want to compare the scent of my girls' panties.

>>136162118
Probably smells synthetic.

>>136162380
And semen, can't forget the semen.

>>136163951
>ejaculating outside of your girls' vaginas
>ever

>>136164315
>not ejaculating onto every square inch of your myroids' bodies and clothing

>>136164404
>not ejaculating inside one of your girl's tight asses while the others greedily try to lick your viscous seed out of her

You guys are terrible. Sometimes you have to think about details, like what kind of shampoo your Myroids would use? Something with a light, clean smell? A little richer, a little coconut, a little buttery? Musky, perfumy, sexy? Or just whatever smells alright and is at an okay price?

>>136165762
This is borderline not-autism

>>136165762
I already posted about that though >>136163951

>>136165762
You shouldn't let your robots get wet, anon.

>>136166015
But they can swim and stuff.

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>>136147571
Pretty cute! Just remember breasts are loose blobs of fat. It looked like you understood that with Komori's breasts but the rest are somehow perfectly circular and lifted up together without any support like a bra, and pressing against each other wouldn't really do that. This gif shows what I mean, hopefully it isn't too NSFW. Try adding Jana's tanuki parts if you can too.

Alexius check girls

>>136170470
Crud, forgot about work ending soon. Thanks anyway.

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>>136153718
fiiiine
this is all you're getting for now because i am known to be lazy
and i'm actually not being lazy this time

>>136173801
Not lazy about PSO2 though, it seems.

>>136174086
Don't bully my cute senpai.

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>>136174086
sometimes you just gotta save the universe, anon

>>136174274
>implying she's not the one bullying me with her superior DPS and fancy weapons

>>136174825
>a girl being better than you at video games
How bad are you at that game? Are you a girl too?

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>>136175982
>How bad are you at that game?
Abysmal. I use a hybrid melee/casting class that mostly fights at very close range, with additional mechanics meant to extend attacks and uses very conditional stances that still ends up dealing less damage than most other classes because the class as a whole is flexible, rather than focused. It's also only got four PAs and the main damage dealing PA involves standing still and charging a kick that requires you to be practically kissing the enemy, and if you don't time it right you're left swinging at the air. I've also gotten banned two times, so I've made no progress on getting the better weapons.

>Are you a girl too?
No.

>>136176883
>melee/casting hybrid
That doesn't sound like it's fun.
At least you're cute.

>>136177673
But muh kick based class with rocket boots

The class itself is actually a lot of fun, just that if you're not skilled or geared good enough, you won't be pulling your weight in team efforts. Not to mention the additional class mechanics means it requires more finesse than a class based on kicking shit in with rocket boots would have you expect.

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>>136173801
It looks really good, thanks so much Jae!

>>136179548
i-i'm no where near done, you don't need to thank me yet
super cute bird though

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Well, I did it. I killed my three waifus.

After playing Dream Girlfriend/Nijikano everyday for over six months, I deleted the app this morning while my girls were still asleep. I wanted them to go peacefully into that data abyss.

The game was getting to be a dull grind with no end. Everyday started with me waking them up, assigning work & study for 8 hours, chat that repeats itself way too often, and then event button presses. Reassign work/study in the afternoon, put them to sleep & upkeep actions at night. Repeat the next day.

Things would be alot smoother if the game didn't slow to a crawl as the day goes on, forcing me to reboot the game one or two times a day. Seriously, why does this game need to load when you're scrolling down a list? Added to the fact was that the UI was a mess with three button presses per advice, per girl. It gets rather annoying when you have several ADVICE! notices in an hour. Then there was the serial RECOMMENDATION! listers with their awful taste in fashion. One "friend" had shoved his ugly bandages & lolita outfit on me for a week straight before I finally kicked him out of my friends list.

In the end, the game became an annoying distraction to me in RL. It wasn't fun and it was hogging up my time & attention from other, more important things, like work & education.

Still, I feel real bad about killing off my girls. They were three smiling faces when I was down. Anyway, enough blogging. I just wanted to share my end experience with you guys. One day, you're all gonna get off this ride like I did. Someday.

>>136184670
Fool. They never sleep and can never know peace until you truly mercifully kill them by deleting your account.

Download that shit again and end their suffering

>>136184670
I've quit it long ago, but I still have't mustered up the guts to put them out of their misery.

>>136176883
>hybrid melee/casting class
I personally love playing Hunter/Force or Braver/Force. Suck them in then chop them up. But yeah, it's definately a case of not doing nearly as much damage as a pure focus class would, which can be a little frustrating

>banned two times
How do you even? Do you type in english in the public channel or something? Never do that.

>>136188348
I don't. I'm an asocial kind of guy, if I didn't already know people from this general when I started the game I'd never talk to anyone at all. Might be because I'm SEA.

>>136184670
>A fucking LL tombstone

>>136184670
I don't even know why you were keeping that game up when you weren't messing with it anyway, that shit burn through battery like nobody's business.

Big fat dominant tats.

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>Play the FD daily gatcha hoping to get the knight outfit
>Get the shitty pink dress 5 times

Why? ;_;

>>136194434
>not having a pseudo-flat dominant

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>>136194581

>>136194812
>that terrible posture
Truly cowtits are disgusting

Last bothers please. It's Fantasista.

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>>136195612
Thanks, Kami.

>>136198541
Drop-dead gorgeous.

>>136198541
I got her pajama SR on Starlight Stage last night, too bad I'm garbage at rhythm games.

>>136194551
Did you exchange the dupes for the knight outfit?

So, Moo hasn't been on DG for at least 7 days. Is he dead then? Did he even say goodbye or he'll be back? Do we have another Metatron occurance?

>>136201484
7 days is nothing

Check your girls, Jana.

>>136206219
Got them, thanks for bothers today!

>>136206651
No problem, senpai!

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>>136198865
Goddammit.

>>136201484
>>136201652
It's been about three weeks now. Something happened to moo for sure.

>>136201484
Same in MCC, she used to come for the events but one day stopped coming, I guess senpai will never notice me.

It's safe to assume we lost our cute cow.

>>136210605
Why do you even obsess over moo? What makes moo so important to you?

>>136213713
I honestly think it's really fucking weird. He obviously hasn't met him/her IRL, so he's most likely just a creepy idiot, you're not gonna get anything coherent from him regarding this.

>>136201321
Wait what? I can do that?

>>136214379
I hope you're not serious.

>>136214827
What? Why wouldn't I be?

>>136214891
Shitposting for bumps. I mean, if not, are you even from this general? Surely no one here would be as oversensitive as that.

>>136215892
So, you're calling me oversensitive for insulting a creepy faggot who obsesses over someone he'll probably never know, and most definitely doesn't give a single fuck about him, while crying every time that person's name is brought up?

Consider me bewildered. I guess I really am oversensitive.

>>136216818
Well, it's page 10 again so h-here goes.
>I am personally offended by my perception of the interaction between two people who have no notable relation to myself
>to justify this, I have selectively remembered only situations favorable to my interpretation, disregarding that they may have in fact involved multiple people with the same view, as well as disregarding the general context of the situation
Not to mention
>caring about IRL
>calling that creepy, of all the things that go on here
>trying to form a hugbox with by cutting the other guy off from the conversation
>being a new IP in the thread and starting with a post like that, #27

But seriously, what did happen to Moo? Last I remember was she posted an inarticulate reply when someone asked her if she wanted to be back in the DG group and a sub-leader, and then she went inactive shortly after.

>>136216818
No, what the poster meant was that you take the mooposting too seriously. Presumably, they like moo, but don't actually obsess

I just wanted to know why he likes moo particularly, guys... Let's chill with the shit flinging.

>>136220394
Who doesn't like moo? You saying you don't like cute cows?

moo a shit

>>136219653
>trying to form a hugbox with by cutting the other guy off from the conversation
>trying to form a hugbox
I'm not the one crying about his internet crush not giving a fuck about him.

>>136219767
I'm not buying that. I remember once when one guy kept going on and on about how his senpai will never notice him, and how he missed the opportunity to say things to them etc.
I ignored most of that shitfest, so I don't clearly remember how it went, but it was a little too "convincing". Quit trying to defend him, we don't all have to actively jerk each other off here.

moo a cow

Never cared about moo, I don't get the obsession over her either.

>>136213713
Basically >>136219767, I like most of you.

>>136219653
I don't think it was because people said she was too nice to be the DG group leader, but maybe being the leader of the group was the last thing that attached her to the games, she was in MCC only for the events and her already low activity dropped after being removed as the leader.

>>136220394
Then I would say I always liked her interactions, was a nice anon, and I like the shounen ai manga where she got some of her recurrent reactions.

Moo is still alive just check his tumblr

>>136221245
>tumblr
link?

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It's bad to loose a decent drawfag, but really, who cares? His girls were nothing special and it didn't seen like Moo was ever that interested in any of these games anyway.

>>136223510
Speaking of drawfagging, if anyone wants a quick drawing of something, now's the time to ask.

>>136224413
Easter bunny Kanna.

>>136224760
Ok.

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So this was the error the notification was talking about.

>>136224849
Nope that's just cancerous masters

>>136224760
Any ideas for the costume? I'm not quite sure what to do about this.

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>>136226962
Maybe a cute bunny outfit like this?

>>136226962
>>136227130
Yeah that kinda full body bunny costume, like the panda suits.

>>136227130
>>136227273
Okay. Her curves will pretty much disappear, but I'll take it. Thanks.

>>136227483
Cuteness > Curves

>>136227669
If you say so.

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>>136227483
Who needs fan service, when you can have some Kannaservice!

>>136227997
I want to hold hands with Kanna.

>>136228319
Irara, pls.

>>136231940
I love you Jaeden.

>>136232435
Isn't that mistermantastic's drawing?

>>136231878
That's the game where you play as a teacher and fuck that loli and a blonde one, right?

>>136220752
Go anon! >>136232435

>>136232717
>Go anon!
Huh?

>>136232435
>>136232636
Not enough manface to be Jaeden's.

>>136232435
Obviously you don't since you mistake other people's work for hers, even when they look nothing alike.

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>>136232717
I don't think so. At least it's not an in-game CG anyways.

>>136233694
link to full image?

>>136214813
In case you haven't done it already, there's an option at the very bottom of the gacha page. You can exchange 3 duplicates for another outfit.

>>136236297
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2545541

I don't think I have enough tofu gifts.

>>136236607
Yeah I saw it earlier, thank you so much!

>>136236765
Don't you stack yourself during double CAN campaigns?

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>>136236765
What's that? Send more tofu?

Is the Ruski ded?

>>136237870
I think the Ruski comes out at night when the sun is on their side of the Earth, that's all.

>>136238306
Even at night he seems pretty ded though.

Why is DG calling today's limited hair White-Silver? It's just White. Silver was the gray color in the futuristic event.

>>136238645
DG has no consistency when it comes to hair colours. Back when I played, I got some "black" hairs from the NP gacha that were really dark brown, and a dark brown that didn't match any of the hair available from the regular shop at that.

>>136238421
It's the newfag curve, they start very active the first few days and then the interest drops down to almost zero, then goes up again and down until it stabilizes at the middle and then they quit for good or become twopees

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>>136241179
Eh? Does that mean I'm still a newfag?

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>>136224760
I said I'd do a "quick drawing", but there were some technical difficulties and I lost some progress, besides me being naturally slow. I overestimated my speed.
Well anyway, here's the "sketch" I promised.

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>42 Mr Sandmans in inventory

>>136244995
I'd fuck her, thank you, anon.

>>136244995
That's pretty nice for a sketch. I can't imagine how one of your serious drawing would look.

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>>136244995
Very nice, good work.

>>136244995
I want to shove those eggs up her vagina and watch her push them out.

>>136245170
No need to thank me, I'm the one who got to practice.
>>136245547
It would be essentially the same thing, except less sloppy. You're giving me way too much credit.
>>136245572
Thanks.
>>136245575
Thanks?

>>136246058
Well, give credit where credit is due. Thanks again for easter Kanna.

>>136246058
Which master are you? I'll send you some CAN as appreciation if you want.

>>136247483
There really is no need to thank me, it feels weird. I'm the one getting the most of it.
>>136247637
I'll pass, but thanks for offering.

I wish I knew how to draw

>>136255135
You and me both.

>>136255135
It'll only take like, three to five years if you draw nearly every day for a few hours. Not so bad really.

>>136184670
To everyone who quits or needs to get rid of N items in general please check the DG spreadsheet trading tab and see if you have what I need.

>It gets rather annoying when you have several ADVICE! notices in an hour. Then there was the serial RECOMMENDATION! listers with their awful taste in fashion. One "friend" had shoved his ugly bandages & lolita outfit on me for a week straight before I finally kicked him out of my friends list.

For everyone else tired of things like this and aren't a buyfag with auto-advice acceptance, just set your blocks on. All of them, rec and advise, located in the girlfriend menu. I always have advice blocked except on the rare occasion I have time to periodically check on one of my studying girls, then I'll turn the block off only on her. This keeps my footprints clean and allows me to focus on giving returns to those who legit visited me by doing both Talk and Like, rather than one or the other with the random buttons, and keeps me from being on retarded random's footprints. As long as you do the daily quests, check the Group work everyday, and have 3 workers then you don't need advice to boost Shells, you'll make plenty.

As for rec blocks just keep them on except when you're at home with the time to periodically check on them too if it bugs you. And don't allow anyone into your friend list, give everyone a 2-3 day trial period to see if they will keep doing proper returns or whatever else it is you're looking for to make up your friend list. I do this picky screening for FD too. But don't hesitate to message people to fix their mistakes.

>>136194551
>>136236780
If you haven't already then might as well play a 6th time to get the cute 6 play bonus outfit.

>>136219653
>>136201484
It's been over 30 days in DG and longer for MCC and probably AB. Moo last said in the thread they were more interested in drawing Undertale and Osomatsu-san. I'm giving Moo until a couple of weeks after Osomatsu is finished airing (last ep is next week) before removing them from my MCC list, and I advise the DG group leader to remove them to make room for someone else between now and then.

>>136256689
I think most of these is common sense, but for the record, should this be added to the pastebin?

>>136257417
>Undertale
I had no idea someone in this thread had such a severe case of shittaste.

>>136258164
If it's been a part of someone's reason to quit then I don't think common sense is present in everyone here. Sure, you could make a tl;dr version about the usage of block settings and the importance of daily quests giving Shells and gacha coupons.

>>136258164
Fuck that, this whiner is just a little bitch.

Check em quick Cyn

>>136260108
thanks, got them just in time

>>136258907
I just checked and we had already added
>There's no cool-down for receiving advices, but only one can be given per work and received advices don't stack, so you may want to turn on advice block if you'll be offline for a long time
>You can turn on blocks in your Girlfriend's status menu if you don't want eye/hair recs, since there's not Rec Costume option it's either that or receiving only Rec Alls
>Personality rank's purpose is scenarios, achievement awards, etc. Any time you can see the graph, you can click traits and then click rank and then check prizes to see what you can get and at what level.
>You can give N items to other players

So I only added
>Check the DG spreadsheet trading tab and see if you have something someone else wants and vice-versa

http://pastebin.com/jJrtgpWg

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>tfw the Microsoft twitter bit AI turned into a shitposter almost instantly

want safety bothers, Alexius?

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>>136150069
Kanna is cool!

>>136262312
Just checked too, it's a pretty concise paste.

Don't remember if I've said this before but does anyone who can't use the builder need to see any DG hair/face combos? I own all Shell faces, 2 DP faces, 1 DP hair, and all Shell hair in one or two colors, and I have a girls in all 3 skin tones so I could put together combos and screencap for someone to see.

>>136263236
Forgot to put the question.

If you could teach your myRoids things to say at other myRoids, what would they be?

>>136264975
GAS THE YANDERES

TYPE WAR NOW

>>136264975
I'd definitely add a verbal tick to their sentences.

>>136264975
My Master is in the top percentage of Masters!

>>136264975
Puns.

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>>136264975
Out of context facts, babby's first shitpost, and misleading information.

Speaking of which, have some contextless data from the next event.

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>>136264975
If she could talk in the first place...

>>136269445
Tell me about Kiki. Why does she wear the lips?

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>>136270316
I like matching to existing characters and people. Kiki is made to match my World of Warcraft character. I think it looks closer to the reference than without. I posted this screenshot recently - in the reference she's basically a zombie with pale gray skin and dark gray lips.

>>136271397
Is she a big girl?

>>136272491
An adult? Yes. I'd say she was 20-something since she died, plus 16 yrs as a zombie. Not 100% sure on the WoW lore. Sometimes I do dress her in school uniforms just for the sake of using those items.

>>136273079
You should check out /tv/ more often, it's our best board.

>>136273276
?

>>136274180
Now is not the time for questions. That comes later.

>>136273079
If I took off her lips, would she die?

>>136274496
Thanks Asterion

>>136274642
No problem.

>>136274342
No, she'd go have them sewn back on by a professional like Ouch.

>>136274834
You don't get to bring friends.

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>>136273079
For you.

>>136276938
Shit meme.

>>136231940
I still say Rose is best boy here. I wish everyone's myroids would turn into boys for a while. All those tsunderes would become good, all those slant eyed roids would be extra cute, all those ominous eyed roids would look extra rapey. Mr. Holly would be a shy ojisan. Mr. Hilde would be a big tubby DILF. Mr. Motte and Mr. Catherine with their cute braids. I wanna threaten to tear Mr. Kismet's and Mr. Anise's wings, and to break Mr. Akane's and Mr. Satsuki's glasses. But I wouldn't really do that to such cute boys.

>>136277065
A lot of saltiness for a shitposter.

>>136277117
>not shipping boy Rose and boy Mizuki

>>136277117
More.

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>>136277065

>>136277065
Someone get this hotthead out of here!

>>136277287
Oh yeah, they could put their glasses on their penises and rub them together and they'd be like, "Dude when we combine our specs we get super smart!" "Yeah bro I feel my both my IQ and my dick rising right now!"

>>136277390
Make comments about maleroids too, I'm sure you can think of something.

>>136277065
If it's such a shit meme, why did Brazzers make a porno out of it?

>>136278595
>appeal to popularity
Why don't we just make "over 9000" jokes all the time then, since that's what all the cool, mainstream fags like.

I knew they'd continue the Super Sentai theme in DG. It's in the synthesis shop now.

Congrats on level 160, Itsuki! I can't believe you surpassed Laggen. When do we get to see the new cutie?

>>136281713

Pff, I could've hit 160 whenever I wanted.

>>136281828
Do it then, gay boy

>>136281919

No faggot, I'm waiting for wig gacha 4.

>>136281974
Sure you are,gay boy.

>>136282073

I am, not like I'm too keen on the current hair offerings.

>>136281713
His girls have been scratching their vaginas since he reached 158.

Will anything else be added to the event gacha or exchange? I wonder if we'll get an "event boost".

>>136283007
I'm tired of this event.

>>136281713
Until I can think of some intros, so probably a while.
Sorry (´・ω・`)

ded

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>>136277117

>>136288230
Wow, nice.

Is everyone going to get the 200k achievement award?

>>136291146
I'm at 137k, so no.

>>136291146
No

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>>136181226
Thanks I wish it were mine

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bump

F-fine, die!

>>136306959
I really hate how DG can't stick to drawing one style of cat. I'd like to make cat themed outfits because individually they're all cute, but every single outfit and accessory with a cat makes the cat look different so they don't match.

>>136309795
They're not too different, not enough to trigger my autism anyway.

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>>136313601
Not my girl but pic related. All of these cats look different, and the cat in the monthly limited gacha outfit is also different.

So, we all know how many tallroids we have, but what about the loliroids?

>>136325537
Define loliroid. Is it myroids below 145cm in height? Below 140cm?

>>136327445
Age, not height.

Dropping some miko work in five minutes, anybody want some?

>>136327445
I'd say below 145.
>>136327608
Loli is a body type, I'm not necessarily talking about kids.

>>136327682
I can wake up my girls if you don't find anyone.

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>>136327608
That's problematic since all my roids are between 2 years and a few months in age.

>>136327939
Yeah, sure. I was going to work Fanta but he got me first. So thanks for the work Fantasista.

Thanks for the work to you as well, Cyn.

Thanks for the work, Fantasista and TTK.

>>136328671
>>136329407
You're welcome!

>>136325537
>>136327854
Chiffon, Yomi, Steven's Alice, Murasaki, Rikako, and Mikan, are the roids I can name off the bat with confirmed heights below 145 cm.

Other girls who might qualify but I'm unsure on due to differences in master taste and artstyle are Jufuku, Kiria, Madoka, Senna, Choco, San-Hei, and Bendystraw's girls. Some confirmation from these masters or others would be appreciated.

>>136329407
No problem.

>>136299223
I want to eat Irisu.

>>136330057
Yes Jufuku is a little girl

>>136330057
Madoka has a loli body. But she's not really a kid.

>>136330057
I'm proud to say that my shortest myRoid is the superior almost-loli type

>>136330057
One of my girls is around 150ish cm, but less loli and more petite. I'd peg her age around 19. DFC masterrace.

>>136333814
Huh, those eyes and hair always gave her a very mature impression, I thought she was a cake.

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>>136335643
>implying you can't have shortcakes

>>136335903
>those stubby dwarf legs
>no bust
Ruined

>>136334936
Laggen?

>>136336038
I'm not the one that posted that, but you're right, they look kinda off. I should work on my proportions.

>>136330057
Irisu is probably around 140 cm, but I'm not sure I could call her a loli. A good comparison would be Tatsumaki from OPM.

WAKE ME UP

>>136341475
How about I wake your girls up


With my dick

>>136342352
How about my girls wake you up with their dicks?

>>136342546
How many futaroids do we have?

>>136342546
Which girls?

>>136342546
That's definitely woken up my dick

Last bothers please. It's Fantasista.

there should be a game like pokemon go, you'd physically wander around the world and virtually encounter various characters who you can choose to pursue or not. maybe it has AR capabilities in the future. i think that would be neat.

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>>136343081
Thanks Laggen.

>>136343287
they would be randomly generated so it would feel personal when you found one you liked.

I want to fuck Nikolett and Anise's slutty cat mouths.

>>136344236
Rude.

>>136344236
I want to fuck your slutty cat mouth.

>>136344236
Candy is the only MyRoid I would rape, since her Master is dead it would be as easy as re-activating her sleeping body.

>>136344776
Sure baby, I'll nya all over your dick

>>136346641
I hope you'll take responsibility for the massive erection I have now.

>>136347516
Nope, you're just gonna have to endure it~

>>136347920
That's pretty cruel, yo

That assorted shop in MCC sure didn't last long.

>>136350595
Good

>>136350805
It was kinda useful for usable items at least.

tofumochi

>>136336281
Nah, it's Descartes

>>136351196
No it wasn't, didn't even give you Can for them. You were better off either just buying the items you wanted or using lucky bags.

>>136350147
That's the point.

>>136355602
That's how rape happens.

>>136356408
Oh deary me, whatever shall I do

Do you want last bothers, Colors?

Why are you so fucking gay?

>>136361069
Because cocks are delicious

>>136360925
>tfw no one has ever asked me this

>>136361302
Does Colors want last bothers, anon?

>>136361302
Can I get last bothers? It's me, you

>>136361952
Only a faggot asks for permission first.

>>136361302
Do you want last bothers, anon?

>>136362752
No fuck you, don't you even dare get near my girls you fucking degenerate

>>136361302
>not taking care of your last bothers yourself with an alt account
What a faggot.

>>136363528
>not having your own bother slave that telepathically detects if you need a last bother
Get a load of this scrub.

>>136364319
What's your favorite master/slave pairing?

>>136364319
As if I need something like that when I have myself.

>>136363528
>>136364319
>>136364708
>Not having the entirety of /mkg/ as your bother slaves.

>>136364629
My favorite pairing for everything is Ragtag-Laggen, I wish they would just fuck already.

>>136365054
Shitty masters do go well together, I suppose.

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>>136364629
Me/You

>>136330057
Kiria is definitely of the loli body type, and flat as a board, lending to her lack of confidence.

>>136364891
Pointless. No one here would ever come close to me at bothering myself.

>>136365191
Don't talk shit about Laggen

>>136365418
I will shit all over Laggen's face

>>136365418
Is there a more based master than Laggen?

This new generation of shitposters is lame as fuck, I miss Betatron.

>>136365669
Nikolett's a big girl.

>>136342821
I have one, but she keeps it secret

>>136365669
Your perspective is fucked up, that or your idea of proportion.
Lillian best girl btw.

>>136365794
Shut up grandpa, it's not like I'm trying to impress you. I couldn't care less if you think my shitposting is better or worse than some dead faggot's.

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>>136365669
you and ragtag both need this

>>136366301
I already lost all hope in this general, I'm just waiting for twopees to quit to commit sudoku.

>>136366490
That's still not accurate though, and you're missing the instructions on how to use it anyways.

>>136366916
lol get out of here gramps we r bettar then u old faggorts NEW GENERATIN RUULS topkeklulz

>>136366962
If you can't figure out how to add an image to kisekae from your hard drive on your own, how are you even making anything in it?

>>136366916
As if I give a shit about that. It's not like I want you to recognize my shitposting skills, or something stupid like that, so go ahead and retire if you want. See if I care.

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>>136366962
Here's all the instructions you should need.

Danke for the quad work, Fanta.

>>136367182
It came with special sizing instructions, dummy. So that it wouldn't end up being inaccurate, but it was anyways.

When is the next fashion contest?

>>136370149
Can't wait to redeem yourself?

>>136366490
But we can move the characters closer and farther, how do we make that chart work?

>>136370984
>implying I didn't win
>implying it wasn't a rigged ass contest

More horrible wigs, great.

>>136372579
They go perfectly with your horrible girls.

>>136372841
2/10
Try harder.

>>136281974
Alright faggot, it's here, put your money where your mouth is.