Dota 2 General - /d2g/ SPRING CLEANING IS HERE LA

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>Secret has been around for almost 2 years
>they've failed this hard without rtz, destroyer of teams
>now they're going to fail even harder with him

MY

FUCKING

GIGASIDES

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first for complexity, our TRUE guys

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REMINDER THAT SECRET IS A NA TEAM

NO

NEW

HERO

>kick two of your best players
>keep the retarded anime autist

Hello? Puppey?

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2nd

>>136143296
i bet your one of those stupid fucking retards who didnt already know there are markings on the map that show you where spawn boxes and ranges were in the form of bushes

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Are EG finally back to the NA dumpster?

>https://twitter.com/TheMaelk/status/712443801239994369
KEKD
cckckuuckd

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One less ego one more championship

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is this real life

i want to die senpai

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>Secret is now ded
>EG is now ded
And you fucking shitters had the audacity to doubt the oncoming Korean supremacy.

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Pour one out for nadota, homies.
It was a good run.

>>136143579
KEK

>>136143598
They lost to Na'vi dude.
You can't carry on after that.

>two of the most overrated players are now on the same team with envy

this is like some fucking toxic waste dump team now

>hey peter can I play-
>yea don't worry buddy I got your dark seer
>no I don't want to play that peter
>relax we got this
>can I please play another hero peter please
>darkseer already picked sorry

>>136143764
secret is na

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WHO ArtEEzy HERE?

GOODBYE EG

HOWS THE DUMPSTER FEEL PPD

AMERICAS LAST HOPE artEEzy

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>EE
>RTZ
>UNIVERSE

SECRET IS *LITERALLY* AN NA TEAM

YUROPEON GIGAKEKOLDS

IN

FUCKING

F L A M E S

>>136143348
>unless they keep winning.

their hero pool is so diverse that they can't seriously be called a patch team, they proved that they can go lategame and win against the best teams in the world, they aren't changing their roster, they have a solid work ethic, they seem to improve with every LAN they attend, etc etc

it could happen but it certainly doesn't seem likely

If eg wins TI again then RTZ will commit sudoku on the spot
screencap this

Is people changing team lineups this spontaneously normal?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_74qqfOlSRk

Are EG and Secret in on a master 322 ruse or is this real?

https://twitter.com/1437x/status/712472636463386625

LMFAO

>>136143759
This meme is shit stop trying to force it

t. Everyone

>kick w33
>keep EE
Jesus fuck. Keep w33, ditch the autist, and put RTZ in 1.

Wow Secret just won TI

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>Shitverse is good
This thread has so much delusion it's baffling.

reminder that sumail and RTZ are playing a pub against each other RIGHT NOW

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>>136143764
i got u Grant, here's hoping we see a repeat of last year

Poor w33ha

What the actual fuck Secret

>>136143453
>OP isn't about shitstorm that's going on e-sport
YOU HAVE ONE JOB

>tfw you will never be a billionaire nerd guy and have enough money to assemble a dota 2 dream team

>>136143636
Na they will get zai offlane which is probably an improvement, It will be hard to find a carry unless fear switches back and they get a support.

>>136143453
>OP is a seaniggger with "where's my patch la"
>not changing the latest patch link
kys shitskin

>>136143636
Seems so to be honest, They cant get Zai or Miracle as far as we know. So anything they get right now is a huge downgrade.

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welp sorry bulba
guess you aren't going to be on a good team after all

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>people unironically think Arteezy wont destroy another team

THANKS FOR TAKING HIM OFF OUR HANDS, SO LONG SUCKERS

https://twitter.com/swindlezz/status/712471475203272704

THIS GUY, LMAO

>>136143871
>announce all your fucking roster changes after a tournament you both lost
>on 3/22

Its all memes mate

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>>136143909
>w-w-we never liked him anyway!

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>eg loses with rtz
rtz leaves and joins secret
>secret loses with rtz
>eg wins without rtz
rtz leaves and joins eg again
>eg loses with rtz
>secret wins without rtz
rtz leaves and joins secret again
>gee what will happen here?

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who's the thorin of dota?

>You can now view Neutral Creep spawn boxes when selecting Observer and Sentry Wards to place on the map, helping you to block and unblock creep camps more effectively. You can also toggle an option to display these boxes when ALT is pressed.

>Selecting a tower will now display the tower's attack range and its current target. Additionally, you can click a toggle in the Options > Interface settings to add this tower information to your ALT-press indicators.

WE LEAGUE NOW BOYS

>hero-specific hotkeys
>Being able to separately mute voicechat and text chat
>camera control group hotkeys
>quickcast on button release
>CAN NOW SEARCH FOR MATCH WHILE SPECTATING

and instead dotards decide to complain about 'muh memorizing spawn camps!'

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>>136143890
>getting rekt by meme teams
>pick up the losers and hope things will change
You're finished

>>136143636
They lost their two best players and PPD's drafts have been fucking retarded since TI.

They're pretty much over now.

>>136143909
i wouldnt say universe is the best but he is probably the most consistent off laner there is. the problem is that his hero pool was raped by the current patch.

>>136143958
"Latest patch" actually means "Latest balance patch"

Spring cleaning didn't include any balance changes

That's all there is to it

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>SECRET HAD TO BECOME A NORTH AMERICAN TEAM IN ORDER TO HAVE A HOPE OF WINNING A TI

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>/d2g/ suddenly hates Universe
The fuck you guys

>>136143946
>>136143958
There is literally nothing wrong with being Pinoy

>>136143975
>guess you aren't going to be on a good team after all

bulba isn't going to be on a good team because he is the reason the team isn't good.

>>136143636
>recruiting Bulba
I think PPD has lost it.

>>136144003
this man needs to be stopped!

>>136144089
>gets analed by EG with ease

Yeah stop anytime :)

>RTZ is only a pubslayer

lmao

proof that people hold you back in a 1v9 game

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>>136143636
yep exactly like the last time Arteezy left

>>136143975
Damn, poor bulba.

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WHERE THE FUK IS THE BALANCE PATCH LA

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>>136144123
contrarians will shit on anything, including OUR GUY universe if it suits the memery

>>136143975
bulba tho

>>136144123
>back stabbing ppd and fear for goy coins

Reminder MVP broke EG

Reminder MVP decimated NA Dota

Back to tier 3 dota you go

navi always destroy teams.

>>136143904
This desu senpai. Wee is stable and not retarded like EE. RTZ is the best carry on NA.

His lycan and AM are indisputable.

>>136144048
thorin

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/712473163066687488

rtz and puppey reunited again

wew lad

>>136144123
Universe leaving EG killed EG.
Secret picking up RTZ killed Secret.
There are no winners in this scenario, both teams lost.

>>136143132

Actually Im pretty shit at memorizing boundaries for camp blocking, I could definitely improve there. And that's the thing - there is absolutely no point now to trying to feel like I should now learn and acquire new information that would give me an advantage over other people. Its now been spoonfed to me. Blocking a camp could make a break a lane sometimes, so this is valuable info that should be treated as such. Just because people dont know that blocking may even exist doesnt mean they HAVE to know. Let them learn on their own; thats the whole point of even learning mechanics in the first place - to give you a meaningful advantage over your enemy.
Next they're gonna make blink travel the extra 200 units all the time. I dont think anybody even uses that but fuck who knows, it COULD be a useful skill to learn. But we'll never know, cause they'll just make it happen all the time.

>>136144274
It's only after Valve's spring vacation, so after mid-april.

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>Team Secret, the vanguard of yuropeon cuckold dota, is now a Canonically North American Dota Team

I was supposed to like two hours ago but thne patch happnd and then drama happend shit fuck send help

>>136143984
he has killed eg, secret, and eg again now

>>136144340
>get stomped in major end with ease
>l-look at my shit meme!

Stop anytime :)

>>136144340
>turkish owner of secret paid 800k for universe and rtz
>their new website went live today

This was planned mate

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>Puppey taking shitters away so Ppd can win another TI
THE HERO WE NEED
USA USA USA

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RTC pls FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. You destroyed my favorite team once and you destroyed it yet again.RIP Misery. RIP w33ha.

>>136144274
Stop stealing my meme

>>136144360
tfw thorin is an idiot who doesnt know what hes talking about

>>136143975
Thank God. There's still hope for NA.

>>136144360
Holy shit is he our guy

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Gonna run out of space soon.

>>136144420
not if babaev embraces his ruskie blood

>>136144360
who said that? I have no life no gf and check dota2 consistently and I have never ever read someone saying that

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Okay NOW what are the chances that MVP wins TI6?

>>136144048
why do people care about this disgusting leech who latches himself onto ESPORTS scenes, hes a huge retard.

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>>136144340
>>136144340
>he still hasn't realized that Secret is LITERALLY an NA team

>>136144420
>>136144116
Were any of that team actually born in the US?

I remember something like how EE's parents basically smuggled themselves into Canada, p sure Artour was born in Uzbekistan and Universe is a weird colour so I don't know about him

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>>136144340
>mfw they take TI6 with ease now that Secret gutted both NA and Yuro dota
Literally our guys

>>136144360
But EG had Fear in late 2015, and still have Fear? What's the joke?

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>literally no balance except subtle visage nerfs making treant hard counter him

>>136144360
>doesn't know shit about dota 2
>doesn't stop him from talking like he does
thats our guy allright

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>There is now an option to invert Quickcast to cast on button release rather than press

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is MVP anime?

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>tfw RTC x puppey porno

why even live

>>136144420
literally cucked, don't worry tho yurofriends you still have OG and Keklliance LAMO

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Who's ready for Round Two?

>>136144574
>tfw thorin is an idiot who doesnt know what hes talking about

except he is right

>implying ppd was the best 5
>implying sumail was the best mid
>implying rtz was the best carry

that's a WHOLE new level of delusional

>>136144619
Their captain will be doing his military service by then, so zero.

>>136143634
Yeah this is important: they're basically replacing a good, elegant and clutterless method of indicating static ranges with this shit.

But hey I have a great idea for next patch: instead of the light spot where the runes are, let's put a massive timer that ticks down to the next rune spawn.

Literally bigger news than religion of peace attacks in brussel

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>nyx and bounty on the other team

>I'm natures, tell our supports to buy gem every 5 minutes

>he buys 6 sets of sentries, too afraid to buy gem

>explain that if he bought a gem he'd save all the gold on those sentries and we'd be able to 5 man

>"Thanks captain hindsight"

its so frustrating

>>136144702
universe is from wisconsin, I think his parents immigrated and he was born in wisconsin.

>Secret and EG killed in one shuffle
>With the threat of Korean eSports looming over everyone
>Skill floor lowered in most recent update
We ______ __ _______ now everybody!

>>136144717
Patch will come. Don't worry. It's just many things need to be resolved before Icefrog adds extra shit to ruin the game.

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Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy

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>>136144619
It's IN the BAG

>>136144619
literally none. Their server is dead. They have to play on super high ping against mediocre teams of SEA and China. Daily reminder that China is actually dead too.

>mfw OG kick nolan and get w33ha

OG to win TI6

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You guys are gonna be sorry when we take TI6.

SECRET IS NOW LITERALLY AN NA TEAM NOW LMAOOOOOOO

you can buy battle pass levels now?
where?

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>plays dota for nearly his entire life
>works hard, makes it to every Ti but never saw great results
>finally joins a team and experiences success for the first time in SIX YEARS
>able to finally justify to his friends and family his investment in Dota 2 and make his mom proud
>gets kicked for some backstabbing meme player who's going to destroy everything his teams worked for

Misery didn't deserve this guys

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>>136144360
Fear is the best carry in the world

Secret are fucking done, they have no idea of hard they've fucked themselves

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lmao why do people like this guy again?

>>136144798
March hasn't been on MVP for awhile m8

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>puppey is once again captaining a canonically NA team

just
like
the
good
ole
days
lads

>>136144420
>A chinese, A canadian, A uzbek, A Indian and A based Estonian.
>Somehow they are NA.
Good meme.

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>>136144619
100%

>>136144798
>Their captain

dubu has been their captain since like fankfurt

march hasn't been actually part of the team for months now, he was a sub / sometimes a coach.

>>136144942
Because they are CucKs

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This is worse than 9/11

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>EG pick pick up Zai and Aui again
>move Fear back to carry
>mfw they beat secret at the Manila major

>>136144942
>white people

HAHAHAHA

BASED THOOORIN

>>136144798
thats the other mvp team i think

>>136144817
Alright so Universe was born in America, EE in China? I swear I remembr him giving an interview where he talks about emigrating on a boat.

>>136144897
>rEEtard + ReTardZ
Nope, not gonna happen.

>have to wait a week to trade items

Umm dotards?

>>136144932
misery's existence is misery
pottery

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>>136144942
he's a memer ;^)

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>>136144717
>Valve announces cleanup patch
>Does cleanup patch
>literally no balance

What the fuck were you expecting, niggeroid.

DUMB IDEA TIME: Visage Aghs now gives his Familiars 2 invetory slots - like units could have in Warcraft 3. So they can now carry and transport items, but cannot actually use or benefit from them. Gem may or may not work on them.

>>136144606
Dude who follows LoL and CSGO pro scene, he watches doto as well, but said he isn't an expert.

>>136144942
who does he think is better

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Anyone else really happy they didn't kick PLD? I felt really bad when he got kicked from C9

>>136145087
yeah EE was probably born in china, but I'm pretty sure he's only canadian now.

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>>136144773

im on my fucking feet

>>136144972
>canada
>not NA
you and what meme?

>>136144932
http://www.esportsearnings.com/players/2589-misery-rasmus-fillipsen

550k in earnings I'm pretty sure that's enough to justify it.

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/712474188045492225
MURICA?

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>>136144942
The only people who like Thorin are 14 year old edgelord who say 'cuck' to their teachers.

>>136144942
>shitting on the greatest guy in esports
fuck this cuck, fear is the our guy of all humanity

>>136145087
EE is Canadian, and like all future Canadians has Chinese blood

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>Only three player jerseys in shop

e-enough with the ruse guys

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>>136144942
>dotards about to get fucking ASS DEVASTATED BY BASED AUTOMATED TRIGGER BOT

SUCK IT UP DOTARDS, THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT YOU WILL EVER BE

FUCKIN LOVE IT

>>136144942
>2015
But it's 2016. What the fuck is he smoking?

>>136145149
that would be pretty cool actually assuming you still got the 3rd bird

>>136145162
He is just memeing.

Unless he legitimately thinks a Chinese team has been anywhere near best-in-role since TI4

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Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy

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>yuros are completely assblasted about Secret Being a North American Team

>b-b-b-but they're ethnically from other countries
>they t-totally don't fit into America, The Melting Pot Of The Free World

Just face it lads, you got outplayed hard.

better rally around *snicker* OG if you want to have any hope for yurodota

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>>136143820
PuppEEzy is all my fav memes

>>136145175
Yeah I think he moved when he was young like RTZ, I know his mother speaks Chinese.

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>>136145168
yes!

>>136144932
I'm really sad to be honest friendo, Misery is a great player and didn't deserve this.

>>136144942
t. big dick envy

>>136145224
but he literally is though, fear can play quite literally every hero, that fact alone makes him better than pretty much everyone even without his knowledge of the game in genreal

>>136144932
before secret he never won any tournament. at all.

>>136145246
>$60.00
PHEW LAD

>>136144942
Top tier trolling, whiteys on suicide watch

Feels good to be brown European

>>136145224
He's European

>>136145291
is talking about the recent past some new concept to you?

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Zai is back to EG, ive got insider sources

>>136144972
>autistic capitalisation of "a"
>needlessly using full punctuation rules in greentext
>not understand when to use "an" instead of "a"
>capitalising some nationalities and not others
>saying "a Chinese"
wew lad what 3rd world yuropoor shithole did you crawl out of

>>136145168
I am surprised they picked kicking w33ha over PLD.

>>136145308
Ya you would. Its just one of those thematic upgrades - like the one Venge got to not have her ult be outclassed by Aether Lens.
Its all about having options.

>>136144080
That's because the only thing to say about them is that you should be able to cycle through camera groups with a single hotkey.

On the other hand the boundary boxes change is unbelievably stupid.

I WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES (NOT DOTA 2) CAN THE DRAMA STOP FOR TONIGHT

PLEASE

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>>136145445

mason back on EG

>>136144773
>Choking mid player
>Unstable Pos4 that wants the GERMAN way

This was foreseeable. Now that they have PLD and Universe, this team is gonna be the promised team. You can't literally outdraft this team. You just hope they fuck up again.

>>136145493
Piddlededee was literally the best player at Shanghai.

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>Gotards are so cucked their ecelebs are tweeting about dota

Don't worry my fellow yurobros, we still have based OG and Team liquid

:)))))))

>Assists now get counted whenever you place debuff on an enemy hero that dies
>Assists now get counted whenever you place a buff on a hero that kills an enemy hero

LITERALLY BUFFING MEMEBACK
does this count global auras like CM's and Drow's?

What the FUCK IS EVERYONE THINKING

THE SCENE IS BROKEN

>>136145545
Not him, but I got my NaVi pullover hoodie for like, $35. No way that shit's worth $60.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>136145550
no

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Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy
Team ArtEEzy

>>136145542
>want to play videogames
>shitpost on d2g, out of all things to do

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>>136145402
Best girl!

now I can see how navi won those games...

>>136145604
probably because valve can't test for shit

>>136144684
>leech
>been around since 2001
>is an analyst for two of the biggest esports in the world
ebin

>>136145493
holy shit we've been over this dude, PLD has been named THE top numero uno dota knower and player for the past years in terms of intuition and understanding over the past two years by several pros that have played with him and he was the MVP for secret at shanghai (no, w33ha playing a good invoker doesn't make him MVP).
like damn, do I need to fetch a tablespoon or some shti?

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>incessant NA vs yuro posting
>no one just being sad that Universe felt the need to leave a team

>>136145634
when literally anything relevant before you talk

>>136145354
whats the word after 私達?

>>136144942
>carried EG to both DAC and TI victory
>consistent and always found good farm even in losing games
>somehow not a top 4 player
uhhh hello csgo cucks i know you're mad your cheater game is second fiddle to real esports but this is just sad

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>>136145553
>can't outdraft
>puppey captain

>>136145553
>You just hope they fuck up again
With EE and RTZ on the team, the chances of them fucking up are at least good

>EE is NA Doto again
WHAT
A
TIME
TO
BE
A
L
I
V
E

d-does this mean Zai will join EG when he makes his glorious return and carry the hopes of NA dota. We can only hope boys.

>Attack Speed changes during an attack now causes the animation and attack timings to update dynamically

Reminder this bug is 6 years old (well, was)

>If COL is considered EU then Secret is NA
>If Secret is EU then COL is NA

YUROKEKS JUST CANT WIN LMFAO

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I’ve made over $400,000 by doing essentially nothing for this gay game. ESL NY & SLTV’s Season 10? Free $200,000. My website where I would simply take screenshots of DotA 2 test client? Another cool $150,00. Valve has flown me out to about every LAN in the past 3 years. Clothes, hotels, meals? Totally covered by Valve.
And tomorrow MY team, Secret, will take home a cool $1,110,000 (which will be mostly mine). I’m posting this from the hotel which Valve is currently paying for, while eating a very expensive Chinese dinner which Valve paid for.
Or wait, your hat, in-game tickets, and compendium paid for. So essentially.. YOU paid for all of this to happen. Well thank you, good sirs. ;)

Welcome home RTZ and Universe, we're all going to be very rich, heheheheh...

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>Alliance
>Liquid
>OurGuys
So what does NA have left? COL?

>>136145776
????????

Secret is an european team

>>136145717
>no one just being sad that Universe felt the need to leave a team

I still can believe this. Is it for the recent results or for something else?

>>136144938
fear might be the best any role player in the world, I'd say his carry and 4 are probably his signature roles

>>136145704
"analyst"

He doesn't actually know anything, he just spouts shit and people listen to him for some inexplicable reason.

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Team ArtEEzy

>>136145795
>cogs are STILL the most bugged ability in the game
>literally as old as dota

>>136145717

its seems that insider post was legit

universe and rtz wanted to leave because ppd is a toxic little shit - which hontrash bros like myself already know because thats exactly what ppd has always been

>>136145604
Assists don't mean shit

Memeback gold is given to any heroes in a 900 unit radius

That's just a change to placate the
>muh support pls appreciate
shitters

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Has Puppey captained over TWO retards before?

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>>136145832
Na'vi

>>136145840
>3 NA members
>somehow not NA

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>yurocuck union team
>fails to win anything relevant for over a year and a half
>only pathetic honeypot lans
>realizes it's hopeless
>recruits EE to carry them to a victory
>after 19 months wins the smallest non-honeypot lan possible, still less than 1/6th a TI victory but at least it's worth more than memes

>Realizes they still have no shot at a Real Championship, the Superbowl of Dota

>fires their EU players
>replaces them with North American Players

>literally turned *THE* canonical EU team into an NA team in order to stop being an embarassment

my lads are fully wew'd

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Team ArtEEzy

>>136145770
WIll Pupper, PLD and Aladdin be strong enough to contain the wild monkey men?

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>>136145770
>EE and RTZ fucking up
>inb4 they BTFO every single team in a 2 - 0 finish with their synergy

>>136145759
>drafting the greatest captain of all time
>even PPD wanted to be a lesser version of him

Kek lads, see you all tomorrow

>>136145740
eien - forever

step it up faggot

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>All these roster changes

Puppy plans out the perfect lineup to win. Puppy throws ti5 in an inconspicuous way so that rtz can successfully infiltrate EG. Rtz infiltrates EG, steals strats, destroys EG from the inside and purposely throws the major while looking like he did his best to steals EG's best player. Now Secret will win every TI from now until they die, unless Puppey believes that throwing TI will make them benefit, or is necessary due to rivals or because people stop funding TI cuz secret is too OP. Eventually team secret's true name is revealed after all the players retire with millions of dollars along with all of puppey's complex strategies. I can only wait and hope that it is realized during my lifetime. I won't even try to think up what the team name could be, because Puppey is too clever.

>>136145915
yes, xboct and toxic subhuman piece of shit (aka dendi)

>>136145942
>Saahil
>"""""NA"""""

>>136145967
Can't wait until RTZ and EE both buy a rapier at the same time

>>136145740
we'll be together forever

>>136145915
>>136145941

>>136145915

>navi

?

>>136145943
OG is way more euro than secret ever was.

>>136145704
having thorin give insight on cs:go is like hiring a random ESEA:IM player to say words. i'll never understand it.

>>136145840
>all 3 cores are NA
b-but le support role le takes le most skill to play

kys support maining reddiKEK

>take stable good team
>mix them around
>they are now all shit

why?

T R U M P
R
U
M
P

M A G A
A
G
A

HE FUCKING DID IT

THE MADMAN

NA DOTA IS FUCKING BACK

YUROPOORS BTFO

So is anything going on with OG or are they staying the same?

>>136146028
>toxic subhuman piece of shit (aka dendi)
lol

>>136145915
>sla'vi
>not over two retards

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>>136145840
>Three NA members
>not an NA team

?

Yuros got secret cucked hard from them

harder than they get cucked by muslim refugees

>Donald Trump 47.2% 138,142
>All Others 22.2% 64,938 -73,204
>Ted Cruz 20.1% 58,825 -79,317

I swear i updated this game. Where's the patch?

>>136146054
>RTZ and EE both wind up in the Secret Shop
>They both reach for a rapier
>Their hands touch

>>136146054
>buy one component each
>do DBZ dance
>become rapier
happenen

>6.87
>its an Envy can't do shit patch
>Secret lose everything

>>136146028
Dendi is not the EE/RTZ type though, he's either consistent good or consistent bad because he didn't get babysat in the mid.

XBOX is obviously the SCIENTISTS BAFFLED type of player

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Sumail Hassan @SumaaaaiL · 34m34 minutes ago

might start winning tournaments again LOL

>>136145908
What did the insider post say?

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>>136146132
do we know eg's roster yet?

>>136146105
Question that should have been asked after TI4

literally the whole scene went to shit after that shuffle

>universe and arteezy to secret
WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE SHITSKIN REFUGEEES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136146052
>LITERALLY born in wisconsin
>not NA
wut?

>>136146052
fuck face, fuck off

America is full of indians, if they were to have real NA names they'd have to be StrongCock or FastFisting

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>>136146168

RTZ IS GONE,

TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>136145840
Saahil Aurora
Jacky Mao
Artour Babaev
Clement Ivanov
I forgot pieliedie name
>NA
NA
>NA
NA
>NA
NA
Whatever makes you sleep at night man.

>>136146185
>>136146180
In my mind one of them is in the dire SS and the other in radiant and the game is becoming desperate and they both do it without talking to the team.

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>>136146298
>anchor babies
>"""""NA"""""

HAHAHAHA

xiao8 is going to win TI6 now

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>>136146132
>EG lost the most mechanically skilled player in the world and the world's best offlaner
>NA dota is back
???

>>136146052
>wisconsin
>"""""yurop"""""
yeah i know he's a shitskin and stuff

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>ANIME + MANGO BAY UNITED
>the promised land is here

WHAT A TIME FRIENDS, WHAT A FUCKING TIME

>>136146265
No, but it will probably be some shit like BuLba and Yawar added. Serious downgrade for EG like holy shit they went from tier 1 to tier 3 in a few weeks.

>>136146210
>6.87
>Enchantress, Invo, and DP patch
>TB, Naga, Gyro, Luna, and SF back in the meta
>It's an EE + RTZ decimates every team patch

It's all over EG cucks.

>>136146295
>sumail

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>Watching all the cucks scramble to be the first to change the Liquipedia entries for Secret based on loose information released on 3/22

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hey

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never in my wildest fucking dreams would i imagine the sole hope and only relevant EU team would be cucked instantly from them and become an NA team

is this real fucking life lads?

we won harder than trump

all our lads being captained by our canonical USA dota captain from TI and TI2.

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>>136144942

>talking about videogames
>unnecessarily brings up race

???

>>136146385
With 3 NA players, Secrete can be considered an NA team now

>>136146335
Johan Astrom iirc

REGARDLESS IF YOU ARE

EUROPOOR
OR
AMERIFAT

SECRET IS OFFICIALLY

R E D D I T S
T E A M

>>136146414
>TB back in the meta
Secret would be literally unstoppable

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Team ArtEEzy
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>>136146372
That's not happening unless he joins MVP

>>136146221
>Dendi is not the EE/RTZ type though, he's either consistent good or consistent bad because he didn't get babysat in the mid.

But I said he is a toxic as hell. He is always blaming other teammates, crying about the draft, about the calls, about everything. Watch "the the last try" and other interviews and you will see.

>>136146370
his parents immigrated there legally though. i dont see what the problem is

>>136146487
>amerilard so desperate to claim Secret as their own now

LMAO

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Fuck this /int/ shitposting

Who anime here?

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>yfw the next 4 months of shitposting will be yuros coming up with reasons the new secret isn't NA

>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519

This

>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519

This

>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519
>>136146519

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i still think Fear carry, Universe offlane, and Sumail mid is the best combo. but Puppey would be a better drafter than PPD and i have no idea who would be the best position 4. who would be best position 4, family?

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>RTZ
>EE
>PLD

IT'S HAPPENING

>>136146265
Hopefully Zai will join EG im pretty sure i read somewhere he was returning to pro dota

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DOES LD HAVE A POINT?

Teams would constantly reshuffle, but teams competing at Valve events and especially those who got direct invites were actually shockingly stable.
For example, look at the roster histories of the teams who competed at TI4. It's actually crazy how many of these teams made no roster changes for 10+ months. I've listed the length each went without any roster changes heading into the event (apologies for any mistakes, just quickly transcribing what I found on Liquipedia):
Invited Teams
Fnatic - 2.5 years
Alliance - 1.5 years
Na'Vi - 1.5 years
Empire - 1 year
DK - 11 months
VG - 11 months
Titan - 9 months (4 players for 13 months)
iG - 6 months
Cloud 9 - 6 months
EG - 6 months (Fear got replaced for medical issues, but I don't think that counts)
Newbee - 4 months (stuck together for quite awhile post-TI4 though)
Qualified Teams
Arrow - 10 months
LGD - 5 months, 4 players for 1 year
Na'Vi.NA - 3 months
Mouz - 3 months
Wildcard Teams
Liquid - 3 months (4 players for 1 year)
MVP - 6 months (4 players for 10 months)

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>>136144487
killed EG?

>>136146240
holy shit

Sumail out for the hate of NA fans along with CN

>OG kicks Redditflower and Memeander
>picks up w33 and misery

at least we still have OG yurofriends

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>>136146385
>it STILL hasn't sunk in for him.
some day you'll be on liquidpedia and you'll notice the flags.

>>136146519
Sad but true

>>136146652
BEST DOTA TEAM EVER.

MLG COLUMBUS NEVER 4GET

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>le secret superstar reddit team
>OMG ALL THAT TALENT

it's almost as if its happened before

>>136146652
>Meanwhile, Bone, SingSing and CWM are on a team together

>tfw no good KP

>Neutral Spawn Indicators

Neutral Spawn Indicators

>Neutral Spawn Indicators

Neutral Spawn Indicators

>Neutral Spawn Indicators

Neutral Spawn Indicators

>>136146630
>all finalists in majors were euro teams
>somehow ameriturds think we need excuses

>>136146646
>wants puppey in team
>who will be pos 4
IDK SENPAI WHAT DO YOU THINK

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>>136146601
>India
>NA
You fucking peruvians, I swear

>>136146664
>tfw Sumail was the Abu to Universe's Aladdin

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soooo now that speed gaming is a thing again can old mouz come back?

>>136146646
AUI if he wasn't so autistic and could complete a thought without saying actually 10,000 times and changing his mind every 2 seconds.

>universe
holy shit secret is gonna win everyrthing, how did they get him out of eg?
>arteezy
ayy team disbanding after losing manila.

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>>136146506
>>136146696
>European owner
>European captain
Baka nano?

im honestly pretty tired of being shit at dota

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Someone put a fork in EU dota.

It's done.

>>136146826
Who's the tall sandnigger?

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>>136145069
>aui back on eg
Ya when hell freezes over. zai offlane is a little more likely though

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https://twitter.com/KelbyMay/status/712472824531652609

LMAO

THEY LEFT, WITHOUT WARNING ANYONE

NOT EVEN THE EG DIRECTOR KNEW OF THIS

LITERALLY JUST WALKED AWAY

LMFAO

>RTZ

Is this guy the supreme dota meme at this point

He will never be surpassed

>>136146801
Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

>Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

>Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

>Tower Attack Range and Target Indicator

LITERALLY
E
A
G
U
E

of legends

>>136146596
>Dendi
>Toxic

He's only toxic in that he's more important as a franchise marketing tool than a player.

From what I've seen he's actually really non-confrontational and noncommittal in his answers.

>>136146818
>doesnt understand what immigration is

yuro education system everyone

>>136146942
lmao

>>136146930

puppey is going to lose all his hair preventing these guys from throwing.

>>136146662
>David "Jew" Gorman
It's normal to see roster changes you dumbtard. It's because inhumanely impossible to practice in short time to get good at certain heroes before figured out the patch. Patch come so often it's just hard to predict which heroes will be OP.

>yawar and bulba joining EG
>literally 3/5 sandniggers on the team

LMAO

>>136146818
>retard eurocuck incharge of understanding america

if your parents immigrate here legally and assimilate they are american
if you are the child of such parents you are american

we aren't idiots like you yuros who only recognize the 10th generation of cousin fucking peasants as part of "our people" or whatever

fuckin yuros is swear

>>136146636
Dude ration your (You)s. You cant just hand them out willy nilly like that.

The new Secret is actually unstoppable

>>136146930
1 chinese retard, 1 indian retard, 1 russian retard, 1 estonian retard and one swede. SOMEHOW NA.

>To better indicate which direction an enemy unit (or Dire unit if spectating) is facing, the classic X minimap unit icons have been changed to arrows.


Programerfags don't even need to make a MH now, thanks chilly toad

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>>136146942
Pffft get fucked

lay mayo

also

Team ArtEEzy
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>>136146942
Now this is comedy

>>136146942
they were probably tired of Sumails shit desu

>Welsh parents shit you out in Somalia
>You're Somalian
I hope Valve fixes your peruvian servers soon, you shouldn't be talking to actual humans.