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2016-03-21 22:50:57
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIuaEyblPO8
Use >>>/vg/csgog as a link to find the thread.
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>>136001487
???
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>>136001702
"St. Anger"
like the landmark album St. Anger by Metallica
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>>136001597
>Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
needs cz kill reward family
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tfw stuck in lem forever
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What's the point of playing """"competitive""" if you're not going to enjoy it?
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anyone know what kind of jewery is going on with the scar 20 palm factory new
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>>136002213
Smurfing on supreme is p enjoyable desu
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>Playing Arms Race with a friend
>Wrecking everybody because lol arms race
>Vote to kick pops up and friend doesn't even have a chance to hit no
>Get kicked
>Switch accounts because fuck these faggots
>They cry about how my smurf has weeb shit on it
>Get kicked mid-game while in the middle of wrecking them again
>Kick goes through even with my friend voting no
>They tell him that I was hacking
I'm reminded of people like this whenever people bitch about how the game is flooded with cheaters.
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>136002253
Someone is playing the market and tricking people into thinking they're making an investment on a rare increasing skin, that person will unload his 100 scars later. That's the only scenario I can see
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>>136003301
>>136002253
Or it's some 420 dank weed memes or some shit
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>>136003301
Could be someone doing it for one of those betting sites. If you're the owner of a ton of these useless skins and the only one really betting them, you're essentially making an icb with the value of a knives
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>be good
>watch warowl
>get gooder
>win
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>>136003875
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>wag oval
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>>136003716
our guy
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flusha our guy is streaming
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>iwnl
>SaiyajiN
>capitalletter^
>xxxx-meister
>xxxxS
>gambling websites
>biceps
What other cancerous shit do people throw in their names?
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>>136004142
their twitch stream with 3 viewers and no delay
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>>136003657
You would essentially have to buy out the entire supply of one gun, jesus christ. Hopefully bet sites ban the skin as a bettable skin and fucks the guy over
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>>136004142
what does iwnl mean?
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>>136004142
any meme
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>>136004142
japanese letters
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why is warowl so cute?
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>>136004142
[420]SWE Naruto Sniper
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>>136004142
tfw when you've just used the same name with no changes for the past 10 years, the name us a word in the English dictionary
>>136004249
I will never lose?
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Did LG's cheats malfunction?
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>>136004558
based never changing your name bro :3
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>>136004760
>>136004558
>not changing up your name for festivities
fucking fruit cakes
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>>136004972
Fuck off faggot
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>>136004142
iwnw
- <3 sgares
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>>136004142
>/HyperX/ or any brand that implies they are sponsored
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>>136004972
>calling yourself christmas xxx
nys
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>>136004142
>@nosound
>@mp3
nigger you arent fooling anyone
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top 4 players on ESEA are from UK but there is no decent UK team, lmao
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>>136006215
>EU ESEA
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16-0 baby!!
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>>136006215
there are a total of 4 EU players on ESEA as well so that means fuck all
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who watching flusha
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>>136006401
>silver 1
>bottom fragging
>getting carried by two smurfs
nys
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>>136004397
good job anon!
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>>136006401
>animefaggot gets raped by a fucking idiot
no surprises here to be fair =/
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>>136006472
i got 3rd most stars
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>>136006553
add me lad ill carry u to eagle
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>>136006553
wow you planted the bomb 3 whole times! your mom must be proud!
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>>136006553
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>>136006729
p-post id
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>>136006840
sent ;)
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>tfw you smurf, have a great game and hit every fucking shot
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>>136007137
i havent gotten anythign
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>>136007797
sent ;)
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>tfw returning your betting skines once a month
>tfw going into casual just to have poorfags squeak "OMG HOW U GET THESE SKINSS WOOOW"
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>>136007797
sent ;)
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>>136007797
sent ;)
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who care...
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>>136008262
sended ><
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kind of fucken thread is this?
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>>136007797
sent :)
>>136008262
what man i'm just tryna help a brother reach LE
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>LG in absolute shambles after losing katowice
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>>136008262
bf?
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>>136007797
sent^)
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our boy Robin "flu 'the reddit dominator' sha" RΓΆnnquist is streaming
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>>136008891
i dont have one..
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>he doubted NA CS in 2016
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>>136009062
want one?
I want one...
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>>136009062
I'll b ur bf but I'm a big guyhaha
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>>136009062
i asked you what your body fat percentage is you fucking idiot god damn
fucking dyel weeb i cant carry u
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>tfw no bf
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my /csgog/ bf dumped me because I browse /pol/...
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>>136009236
he did the right thing desu lad
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>>136006547
in his defense, it says he feels sick
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>>136009203
im 104lb
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>>136009136
america just does it better
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>>136009314
nys shitskin
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>>136009236
idktf but i browse pol too
>>136009229
>tfw no bf to spoon and play DayZ and csgo with
>>136009314haha
>>136009141
same
>>136009401
cmere you, lets go get you a Safari Mesh...
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>>136009504
>dayz
heh... dead game
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>>136009504
post id I need a new bf
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>>136009504
buy h1z1 meme of the meme and i'll be you're bf
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>>136009650
I have h1z1 will you be my bf?I just want to be your bf if you're cute though
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>>136009650
isnt that shit going f2p LMAOOOOOO
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>>136009725
O, guess I don't need to wait for a bf to buy it for me then. :\
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>>136009650
I'd rather play minecraft's MineZ, at least MineZ has cool fantasy locations to explore
>>136009624
mediconduty or triage
>>136009589
ikr MineZ 2cool4school bro
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C9 vs NRG on ESL_CSGO is about to start.
Thoughts?
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>>136009921
>NRG
literally backed by Shaq, no way they can lose anything or he'll neck them
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>>136009921
i bet on NRG both maps but I have no hopes
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>>136009921
>>136010026
>NRG
>RNGhaha
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>>136009921
No thoughts.
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>>136009836
>pulling a prank on ur friend by pretending 2 be gay and then posting his id
why do this . . . ?
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>>136010024
they are also backed by Alex Rodriguez, who I assume will supply them with good addy and hacks.
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Literally lumishit
How the duck do you lose to ducking shitsm of all teams
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>>136010198
That never stopped Trump.
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>>136010214
I'm not gay I'm just really lonely and don't trust women and prefer the company of men. that is me desu but I'm a shit(post)ter in games unless its mineZ or csgo or spooning ROFLMAO
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>in 20 rounds I was the only person to break 20 kills
>Rest of my team barley got to 10 until last round
Honestly fuck Gold Nova
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>>136010524
Please trade accounts with me
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>>136006401
>bottom fragging in a silver1 game
you must be literally retarded or playing with your monitor off
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cobble is the worst map
nigga rush b lmao
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>>136006401
Please give me that account, I want toFEELagain
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>>136010769
cbble is the least fun map to play for me, i'd much rather something like inferno/cache/overpass.
fuck, even newke is more fun to play than cbble.
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>>136010769
its so fucking true the only time you go a is when you know they arent there cause people dont respect a
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official best maps in order
Inferno
Cache
Mirage
Dust II
Overpass
----- POWER GAP -----
Train
Cobblestone
>try to make post
>you are banned from November 20, 2014-November 26, 2014. Now that you have seen this....
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csgo f2p when?
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>>136013054
When VAC is better than SMAC
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>>136013000
>Inferno
stopped reading there
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do you really want to see a bunch of mexicans and brs flooding the servers?
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>>136013000
put Inferno below Mirage and I agree
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>>136013000
>no office
the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>136013000
>INFERNO
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>>136013000
>no cs_militia
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>>136013000
>no fy_iceworld
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>>136013000
Put Overpass above D2 and I agree.
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Why did they ported nuke to america?
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>>136013000
>inferno
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>wake up
>play game
>teammates tilt after losing pistol round
>they start posting smiley faces in chat
>"i only play for fun dude, chill :-)"
>they start teamkilling
>lololol fun having fun
>we lose 16-1
>i got 1 mvp tho
Why why why why why
When does it end senpaitachi, what rank should I achieve to get rid of those fucking motherfuckers shit im mad
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>>136013748
because the SEALs are the best CT faction
also the gnarly dudes from vertigo are the best T faction
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>>136014015
never
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>>136014015
Pro League
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>>136013000
official best maps in order
Dust2
Cache
Mirage
Inferno
power gap
train
cobble
power gap
overpass
nuke
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>>136013000
personal opinion
>Inferno
>Overpass
>Cache
>Train
>Nuke
>Cobblestone
>Mirage
>Operation Maps (Specifically Mist/Black Gold/Agency/Santorini)
>Shit Operation Maps
>D2
Fuck D2, such a boring map.
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>>136014354
>overpass below cbble
>overpass below inferno
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
probably a mad ldlcuck desu
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>>136014441
overpass is fucking awful unless you have some kind of coordinated effort1
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>>136014626
lmaooo
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>people think valve would drop cobble from rotation
TOP KEK
fucking retarded mouthbreathing niggers with 0 imagination
they would need to come up with a new souvenir case
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Season in active duty fucking when?
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>>136014976
literally never, santorinini has a better chance
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-cobble
+season
-train
+a fixed new nuke
+coinflip for Black Gold or Insertion as the decider map in all major BO3/5s
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>>136015148
Firstly they would have to completely revamp it so people don't lose 25-30% of FPS on it like on every other map this operation.
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>>136015156
is the other unpredictable 20% na cs?
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>>136015240
Black Gold was a cool concept but the execution was pretty bad desu. I mean I love the way it looks but it has more visibility issues than every other map combined.
>>136015312
Didn't stop train from becoming AD
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>>136014626
>unless you have some kind of coordinated effort
as a person who plays only with my 5 friends, i agree with you completely, i cannot stand overpass unless i have the full 5 man squad since if we have less, that one person will have less info and communications than us as we're too lazy and forgetful to speak in-game, making the match difficult for the 5th, random player.
that being said, inferno and cache are extremely easy to play with less than 5 people and with randoms, especially if you've got a total of 3 players (in your premade lobby) in inferno as you can cover a and the last two play on b-site, only passing important information such as rush location or to rotate.
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Why are all the Tec-9 skins so shit
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>>136015607
all the good ones either have no stattrak or the stattrak is like 4-5 euros.
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>>136015607
>not using the Bamboo Forest with Drug War Veteran Stickers
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>>136015374
Train was just a small drop, this op was utter trash in terms of optimization.
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>>136015757
>StatTrak
No thanks
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>stewie calling shots
top kek i can only imagine
>what? they are on pistol force? OMG EVERYOE PANIC AND FORGET EVERY STRAT WE TRAINED
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about to lose my global lads
I can feel it
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>>136015607
blue titanium is the GOAT tec-9 skin
simple and good looking, it's what all skins should aspire to be
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ded thred desu
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>>136016256
I like StatTrak skins, makes having a skin much more permanent for me.
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>>136016524
Maybe, but I don't like how it clashes with skin themes
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Who here is happy with their inventory?
I know I am!
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>>136016524
i almost quit csgo because i was so mad at mming
ended up buying a stattrak ak and just ffa dming for like 3 months straight before i wanted to play comp again
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why do NA teams always lose to ecos? this is so dumb to watch
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>NA anti-ecos
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>>136016782
I've gotten my StatTrak AK Blue Laminate only on Friday and I've already gotten 400 kills on it, it's nice having a StatTrak on the main rifle since I like seeing the amount of kills one could get playing on 1v1 servers and with some mild MM play.
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>>136016989
>blue lam
i have 25k kills on my st wasteland rebel
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Why do you guys need StatTraks when you can look up your kill stats on something like http://csgo-stats.com/
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>get ready to play mm, practice dm for a few minutes, etc
>bottomscore, get demolished and lose
>randomly decide to play at 2am while I'm half asleep because I have nothing better to do
>topscore and win with 35 frags, clutching every other round and landing a few eu pro tier awp flicks here and there
uhhh gotards? care to explain??
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Why are you not practicing right now senpai
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>>136017405
e-peen.
thats about it desu
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>mail from twitter
>??? huh?
>We noticed a recent login attempt from an unusual device or location.
>forgot i even had twitter, account not used since 2011
>mfw some weeb from japan somehow stole it
>nigger gained 14 followers
pondering what i should tweet to them
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>>136017405
They think people spectating them are impressed by their dm kills.
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I just realized moses has a lazy eye. it's so apparent too. idk how I missed it
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>>136017589
literally dropped a 40-bomb earlier in the night. Now I'm enjoying some professional NA CS
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>>136017520
You should try getting at least 100 kills with AK, 100 kills with M4 and 100 kills with AWP while dming.
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>>136017718
>>136017629
It doesn't even matter because you can afk in custom servers that will farm stattrak kills for you at like 100 a minute
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>>136017732
It's more noticeable with the glasses which he almost never wears.
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>>136017589
because I hack
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>>136017589
only bad players need to practice for mm
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>>136017718
b-but they are impressed
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>>136017589
because I'm playing
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Take a shot every time moses says "postured"
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S H R E W D
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2 K
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>>136017150
>ST Wasteland Rebel
Good taste anon, avoid those pesky, tacky, disgusting AK skins.
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damn so whos renewing their esea with me ?
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>>136019542
Not me, you're probably some rank D- pleb or something.
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>>136019397
Bought a Jaguar MW because I actually can't tell the difference between it and a FN
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>>136019397
>wasteland rebel
>jaguar
>fire serpent
>hydroponic
>case hardened
>good
>black laminate
>first class
>neutral
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>>136019542
good goyim hehe
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>>136019397
This list comes down to, no wood means it's shit. lol
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>>136015607
what's wrong with the fire serpent
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The NA CS Make-a-wish league players.
>Lex
>Ocean
>FNS
>Hazed
>Legija
>Daps
Literally how do any of these players get payed to play CS?
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>>136019704
idk yet
>>136019802
>128 tick mming with great servers all over the country with actual anticheat and games that aren't always full of novas/mgs
yes i will give them my 8 dollars
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>>136019764
We got a Vulcan owner over here
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why do i keep falling for the underdog meme
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>>136019764
i'm guessing because they're bland, yet retain the look of an AK.
>>136019728
anon, learn about float values and get into the habit of checking stuff on csgostash.com and installing steam inventory helper, it'll make your life much easier if you're buying in the field tested catagory like myself here
>>136019951
>implying that aks that are considered shit look good
>wanting gaudy skins that ruin the beautiful look of an AK-47
>not wanting a skin that looks different from stock, yet looks still as the same rifle Mikhail Kalashnikov had designed
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>>136020101
actually red laminate
and vulcan is shit
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im thinking about getting a freakazoid sticker for my ak and renaming something to do with bullying
is this a great idea?
y/n
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>>136020432
get the predator skin and call it ''s1mply tanned'' or some shit i dunno lmfao
i would laugh if i saw it ingame
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>>136020157
what's the point of this post?
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>>136020707
what's the point of life?
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>>136020432
It's ok if you hate your life
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>>136020794
boipussy
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>>136020040
>insulting our guy odeag
hey reddit
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i did it reddit
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>>136021757
>That font
What the fuck are you doing
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>>136021757
what is the point of this post?
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>>136021802
i like it
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>>136022008
>liking shitty fonts
>not using a good font or just leaving stock fonts
holy fuck you've got shit taste, no wonder you're in GN1
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>>136021757
That font is awful but congrats senpai
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>>136021757
what did u do
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>>136022583
got 4 replies
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>>136022660
haha dude you got me!
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What are some good knives I can get for $150
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>>136023215
you should put a knife in your throat
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>>136023215
Flip Knife Dopper
Butterfly Knife Crimson Web
Falchion Fade
Bayonet (non-M9) Vanilla
Just at the top of my head
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>>136023215
flip doppler
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wtf these microhacks don't work
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>>136023215
rust coat bayo if you ain't no bitch
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>>136023215
Damascus Bayo/M9
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>>136023780
>rust coat
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>>136023678
too micro
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>>136023780
What's even the difference between BS and WW for rust coat
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>>136023921
BS is typically more red and rusty, and therefore better
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>>136023882
I think it was set to macro
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>>136023871
It kinda looks cool, if you're into giving people aids when you knife them
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complexity are really shit
i wonder if they could get a round off fnatic
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>>136024332
Pretty sure Fnatic could scrape a win without using any utility
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>>136024030
tfw You like the Night skin pattern but anything below MW looks grotesque
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>hltv has col-wfx playing on inferno
>they're actually playing on dust2
umm gotards?
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<almost 4 am
>cant sleep
>watching na esl
jesus christ this is fucking sad
trading every other round
guy kills 1, sees 2 more, peeks right back giving a site completely open
do these morons even practice
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What are some knife patterns that don't have these rare patterns that make it 10x as costly? I don't want to do the research to figure out what a knife is really worth
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>>136026415
rofl
again i think the same guy
kills terrorist in window and instead of staying where he was, where he was only visible from window which he just fucking cleared, he back away so he can get shot from tunnel and main
fucking A
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>>136026591
vanilla
blue steel
stained
forest skins
urban masked
and I think tiger tooth
>>
the energy in here is ELETRIC!!
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>be me
>queue with bros
>CT
>cache
>run to B site
>stare at box
>bros rush and kill everyone
>repeat
>don't do fuck all for entire game
fucking noob rushers, play the fucking site damnit
>>
Does anybody actually like Megameme's casting? Shit is unbearable. It's like listening to a 5 year old explain counterstrike.
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>>136028138
who?
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>>136027419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmkVEqAReok
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>shoot gun
>screen shakes
fuck
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>>136021549
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>>136029190
cool picture
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Bayonet or Butterfly?
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i just realized that the awp boom is pretty decent actually
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>>136029630
Bayo
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>>136029630
Butterfly
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>UK CS
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>>136029630
bayo if you want a real knife
butterfly if you want an ebin spy knife that makes you look like a fairy
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>>136029843
is there a stream going on
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>>136030060
esl on twitch
Winterfox vs complexity - second map in a best of 2. Winterfox won the first map.
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>>136029937
>>136029630
anything but default is gay you fucking homos
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>>136030315
t. poorfag
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>>136029630
Butterfly if you like non stock animations
Bayonet if you just want a better, practical knife (Avoid M9, M9 is for faggots)
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>>136030315
I like non-default knives, the default ones are boring, fuck.. if the knife was similar to the one in CS:S, I'd be happy enough.
The Falchion is very nice though.
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>>136030195
they aren't british
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>>136030361
t. underage closeted faggot who likes pretty pink ponies and flaming skulls
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>>136029630
m9 if you're a grown man and don't like faggy knives
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>>136030767
wow you got me
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>>136031274
ARE YOU MAD
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>>136031407
Cause I am
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>>136031407
Was that a question or a statement? Use punctuation nigga baka.
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>>136031467
SEE YOU AT SEMINAR
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>no sadokist anders and semmler desk
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God help me, I can't stop opening cases. But I need one more case opening to get a card drop, so what less than $1 crate should I open?
>>
Why is it impossible to soloq in higher ranks? The 4 other people started buying every round because we lost the second round. In LEM. And it has to be the game that sends me down to LE again.
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>>136031850
>semmler
No thanks.
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it's a proven FACT that listening to taylor swift makes you play better
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>>136031975
vanguard
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>>136032283
I have a theory that jerking off to her during the game makes you awp better.
>>
>>136032283
just use addy bro
>>
>want all blue t skines
>glock night fn is $14
Bunsen burner is ugly and not sure about blue fissure senpai
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>>136032650
I got a Dragon Tattoo when it was $2, it's pretty good
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>>136032372
whoa i need to try that man
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>>136032650
twilight galaxy is nice and work every cent
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>>136032756
>>want all blue t skines
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>>136032814
hey man i saw sean hide some pill bottle under his bed, you know anything about that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabDt0mKijw
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>>136032862
would literally be the most expensive skine I own
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>>136032867
Cover it with blue stickers
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>>136032954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp1-W-XkP4w
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>>136033053
>sticker covers the slide and the body of the gun
ffs valve
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>>136032335
Lend me your energy
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>>136033698
godspeed anon
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>>136033698
Literally the WORST case.
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>>136033731
Could be worse
>>136033837
What's a better case?
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>>136033698
lmao have fun with that ugly mag7
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MP9 or UMP?
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>>136034445
UMP if you like playing at a distance popping heads, MP9 if you want to entry or rush
>>
>>136033895
chroma 2 cases
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>>136034445
oh no, its not that simple. what is your playstyle like?
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>>136034445
UMP every single time
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>>136034539
You're in luck, I just got one as a drop today
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>>136034445
Mac 10 so you can get 9 kills in the first 3 rounds and then play like shit the rest of the half without getting called out.
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>>136034592
>>136034518
For holding sites against rushes
Mainly buy for anti eco
>>136034738
ofc I'm getting mac 10 as t but can't as ct
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>>136034657
Who's ready for this?
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>>136034738
it's funny because I know this feel completely
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>>136034972
godspeed again anon, but you already got a pink....
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>>136034912
UMP then, MP9 is for runna gunnin
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>>136035023
Fairly certain I have a gambling addiction
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>>136035158
shit anon,you should open one more
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>>136035158
Don't worry. Just open another, it'll have a doppler knife in it.
>>
>>136035223What case
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>>136035158
Keep going till you get an expensive knife anon, you'll easily earn it back in no-time!
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>>136035305
chroma 2 again, I have a good feeling.
>>136035369
this too
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>>136035369
>>136035303
>>136035403
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>>136035740
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>>136036014
You came out good.
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>>136036014
fn?
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>>136036352
MW, Worm God doesn't scratch much, it just loses brightness
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>>136036352
looks mw
That skin's wear is weird.
>>
>>136035740
cmon another one
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>>136036635What case
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>>136036697
Do you have money for a cobblestone one? otherwise do a wildfire one pls
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>>136036697
Get a big dick and go bravo.
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>>136036806
this, if you are lucky you will be rich
>>
>>136036806
>>136036861
Considering this
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>>136037110
don't overthink it, otherwise you will regret it.
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>>136036697
Go Phoenix or Go Home.
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>>136037110
just do it, think of all the other skins you can get once you unbox a knife
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>>136037110
Will pass on this
>>136037252
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>>136037806
4th one has a Redline in it
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>all these shabbat goyim tricking this poor goy into pissing his money away
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>DMing
>some guy says gg at the end
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>>136037873
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>>136038145
dude how do you not get only blues from this shit?
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>>136038124
>only say gg when other team is mad
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>>136038214
Don't know, I did get a Bronze Deco Deagle
>>
>>136038145
literally spent 1mil on this bullshit and only ever gotten a purple
>>
>>136038306
are these the first ever cases you've opened? maybe Valve are baiting you into opening more
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im so drunk i just lost against silvers on my smurf
fuck
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>>136038323
>>136038457I found a StatTrak AWP Asiimov WW on my 4th case
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>>136038525
what case did you get your knife in bby? ;)
>>
>>136007537
>have a great game and hit every fucking shot
"i kill people in a low skillgroup with slower reaction time i must have sick aim"
pls
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>>136038584
No knife, trading the Assimov for one
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>>136038525
I was baiting you into opening more shitty cases hard. Now I'm jealous.
>>
>>136038525
what the fuck man this isnt fair
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>>136038773
I was opening only because I got it, I would have stopped 5 cases in
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post your danke ass loadouts
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>>136039338no bully
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>>136014354
there is nothing tactical about dust 2 fucking russians
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>>136039560
dude just sale the fire serpant and your in the money
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>>136039338
I don't really like most of them.
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>>136039338
No knife yet, trying to buy a Vanilla Bayonet. Pls no bully
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>>136039964
my ak is only 200 because it's ft not mw
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>>136040164
Forgot pic
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>>136040276
ya but the king sticker is at least 500
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>>136039338
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>>136040735
it's only 50 anon
>>
Why do you fucks all have the same dual berettas?
>>
Santorini is such a fucking garbage map.
>>
>>136040846
because theyre cheap and look nice and it's not like i'm going to use my dual berettas anyway in a serious comp round
>>
>>136040835
WHAT
I JUST PAID 200 KEYS FOR ONE
>>
>>136039560
>german cs
hello there killerfish
>>
>having to switch from 120hz monitor to 60hz makes the game feel nearly unplayable
ebin
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>>136040846
name 12 objectively better dual beret skines
you will be graded
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>>136041336
we're talking about these right?
https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Sticker%20%7C%20Crown%20(Foil)
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>>136040846
All the other Berettas are pretty bad, Dualing Dragons is just the least worst
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>>136041503
demolition
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>>136041336
>>136041659
You just got jewed so hard
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>>136041336
>actually believed a sticker would be worth that much
>actually thought paying that much for a virtual sticker was worth it
I know it's bait but I'm biting.
>>
>>136041503
The only good ones over Dueling Dragons is Anodized Navy, Panther and Black Limba
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>>136042607
urban shock isn't bad if you like blue
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>>136042757
Sure, but I don't like that tint of blue so it's not for me
>>
quick question
when do the exp bar drops reset?
>>
Yo guys what happened with that liquid vs clown9 final?
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>>136044170
Le epic bullied man didn't sleep for 40 hours prior to that day
>>
IBP Holo Sticker on Redline Wood or Fire Serpent?
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>>136044287
On a clean Redline with lots of red
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>you will never be good at this game
a-at l-l-least i s-still have my s-s-s-skins;_;
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>>136044170
freak bullied p1mple again
>>
>>136044217
>>136044431
So shitquid liquid shit lost?
>>
>>136044287
redline deffo
>>
>>136044545
They started off ok, then it went to shit because they were tired
>>
lmao steel getting mad when pros tell him he is wrong about a strat is very entertaining
>>
>>136044545
Yeah the match before that they barely came back from a 2nd OT against CLG where Hiko clutched 1v3 they were literally playing all day.
>>
>>136044606
>>136044841
I'm done with CS. This is just embarrassing.
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i just got kicked after completing a mission because i was too good and they thought im a cheater. why do fucking piece of shit cs community have to be so toxic?
>>
>no friends to play gemini missions with
>have to get 40 kills with enemy weapons instead
;_;
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>>136045096
i could play gemini missions with you, anon~
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>>136046242
ok, should i post my id or will you :3
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>>136046562
you first.
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>>136046741http://steamcommunity.com/id/nsongster/
pls no bully
>>
>people subscribe to watch steel bottomfrag and lose pugs all the time while he blames teammates
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>>136047257
STFU steel is our guy do not talk about him like that
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>>136047671
steel sux bruh get a new guy like daZed the GOD
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>>136039560
hi shroudy
>>
jeez steel looks like shit. what's going on with him?
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>>136013000
Correct list
office goes above dust2 tho
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>>136048787
hahahaa he totally does
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>>136048884
that's not funny
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>someone actually told him he looks like shit
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>>136049192
i suppose not, i aplogize anon
i feel liek shit too so i was just glad
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>>136048787
sad cuz bad
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>>136046816
Can I add you too? :3
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>>136049495
pbuh, merkel
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>>136050024
sure, but i already got all the missions i want done
>>
>>136050148
Are you cute? And what's your rank
>>
>>136050232
>no, but i can pretend to be on the internet if that's your thing
>i'm unranked because i'm too nervous to play comp
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>>136050336
Jeez you don't have to be so nervous. Just play ~
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>>136050486
but i'm really bad at aiming and i don't know how to use grenades at all ;_;
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>>136050574
Most people are. Just mute them if they bully you!
>>
anyone from aus wanting to play gemini
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>>136050835
I'm gay
>>
>>136050913
But are you from straya is the real question
>>
>>136050996
I'm literally gay
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>>136051359
me too
>>
what maps take place in Brussels or a train station? I think one of the Bloodhound or Vanguard ones did.
>>
>>136051371
I'm cute as well
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>>136051480
i want to be cute but i'm not
>>
I pray for ScreaM and Ex6tenZ
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>>136046816
>friends with mute
>that profileI like you anon, ill leave a comment on your page now just because ;)
>>
>>136051462
none. de_marquis is based on a train station in france.
>>
>>136051513
anon you're totally cute <3
>>
>>136051747
They would be leaving about now for MLG...
>>
>>136052063
no i promise you i'm not ;_;
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>>136051513
You sound cute though :3
>>
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>>136052063
>>136052114
>>136052148
Youre all cute so stop it anons! :3Now play csgo together and have fun~
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>>136052185
I wish I could play with cute anons
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>>136052256
Me too ;_;
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>>136052185
i said i'm not cute, what part of that don't you understand
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>>136052185
but im bad
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>>136052469
Everybody is cute in their own way! :3
>>136052491
Dont be like that anon, we dont need to play competitive, casual or arms race or something fun and short like that is good too you know!
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>>136051798
he bullies me actually ;_;
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>>136052469
you're the cutest person in this thread!
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a.n.i.m.e
>>
Post ids cuties
Let's play~
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>>136052580
don't be ridiculous anon
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>>136052556
Tell him if he continues to bully you that ill talk to him
>>
Will csgo run on an i5-4200m and an nvidia 820m? 6gb ram (1333hz i think)
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>>136052665
i really mean it
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>>136052649
it's too late to play, i'm tired and i have a headache ;_;
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ayyy
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>>136052665
>>136052849
I told you already, you are both cute!
>>136052852
Im sorry anon you should drink some cold water to get rid of the headache fast and have this too*hugs you*
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>>136052649
No im in bed :3
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>>136052849
but i'm not the cutest person in the threadif you are
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>>136052852
Lay down and get some rest then! Let's play tomorrow :3
>>
>>136052834
pls respond friends
>>
>>136052931
Can I join you? :3
>>
>>136053042
o-ok
>>
>>136053138
Why didnt you respodn to me? ;_;
>>
>>136053109
Only if you post your steam id! >_<
>>
>>136053245
Why?
>>
>>136053214
what do you mean?
>>
Will csgo run on an i5-4200m and an nvidia 820m? 6gb ram (1333hz i think)
>>
>>136053296
To me telling you what to do and stuff.. N-nvm anon, hope your headache goes away soon ;_;
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>>136053353
but i did respond?
you're confusing me anon...
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>>136053419
I mean to the headache stuff ;_;
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>>136052934
d-dont be so modest!!!
let's just say we're both really
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>>136053493
oh
were you >>136052929 this post?i didn't respond because i was nervous and embarrassed ;_;
>>
>played this game for liek 50 hours
>really only bet on pro matches
>buy $5 of shitty skins a couple months ago
>now i have $230
when should i cash out, and what is the best way to do so?
>>
>>136053545
I already told both of you, you are both cute! :3
>>136053585
Yes, that postDont be shy, i wont bite or anything, just wanna talk and maybe play something you know ;_;
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>>136053674
op skins
>>
>>136053716
>just wanna talk and maybe play something you know
my id is here>>136046816
>>
>>136053245
I'm shy
>>
>>136053787
Silly..
>>
>>136053716ID?
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>>136053906
W-why?
>>
Scream at an airport
1 day later an explosion happens.
Coincidence?
>>
>>136054046To talk and play, cutie
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Is it viable to soloque after you hit DMG? Can I soloque up to higher ranks?
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>>136054179
If you are actually good, yes. It's a lot more fun with people you know though.
>>
>>136054119
Will you talk to me and play with me? Are you from eu btw?
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>>136054384
I am from EU.I'll try
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>>136054656
Ok, my id is id/armaaaa
>>
oh shit m0e is still hacking
http://oddshot.tv/shot/m0e-tv-20160322102015975
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>>136055634
Lmao
>>
>>136055634
>that sneaky glance to the side before he toggles
>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
>clearly can be heard that he presses a button and it goes back to normal
>>
>>136055940
>that sneaky glance to the side
that's him looking at the map
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>>136055634
UUHhhHhhhhh m0Etards???????
>>
>>136055634
Probably put on the mumble crosshair by accident.
Though it's possible he actually uses it in matches to help with noscopes.
>>
>>136056414
it was gyazo apparently
>>
I never woulda thought that I'd see you outta control
Even though my penis was deep down in your hole
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GOTARDS?????
>>
>>136057061
why this nigga lyin
>>
>open server browser
>cursor disappears
LITERALLY THE GREATEST MEME
>>
>>136057061
why would a grown ass man be into anime?
>>
>>136058454
It's cute and fun
>>
>>136058773
>watching cute anime
Now that's gay.
>>
>>136058773
yeah, it's bland garbage made for brainderp teens.
>>
>>136058921
>brainderp
Now that's reddit.
>>
>>136058454
I dunno, go ask /a/.
>>
What knife should I buy gotards
>>
>>136059035
woah there anitard, don't fry your brain with those creative insults. maybe you should go watch some more cartoons featuring screaming kids to satiate your brain now.
>>
>>136059071
m9 night
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>>136057061
HOLY FUCK OUR LITERAL GUY
>>
>>136059213
I'm not an anitard. You're just a redditor.
>>
>>136059450
hey reddit
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>>136058857
Gay is okay
>>
>>136059071
Vanilla M9
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>>136059570
No.
>>
fake gayposting really lost its appeal since a girl touched my dick I see what you guys meant about it being a thing that happens when youre too lonely
>>
>>136060173
Yeah but was it a real girl, and did she accidentally brush against it through your pants, or did she reach out and go for it?
>>
>>136060264
it was a girl with a pussy and she put her hands down my pants which I also did to her
>>
>this pepe memer griefing moE's lobby right now
holy fuck lmao
hes a 4channer 100%, he just said "i'm a big guy"
>>
>>136060338
Ok, now imagine you're an above average in looks and intelligence. What would you rate her? Don't be thirsty, be real.
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>>136060401
epic for the win
>>
>>136060401
haha wow :)
>>
>>136060442
5-7/10 looks depending on the day 10/10 intelligence
>>
>>136060173
Guys are better though
>>
how do i become a good awper senpai
>>
I love cute boys!
>>
>>136061129
300 AWP kills in FFA DM every day
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>>136061129
Watch demos of pro awpers and try to understand what they're doing.
You need to learn to be in the right place in the right time and know all the angles and how you are going to peek them.
>>
>>136061129
STOP
>>
>>136061129
SCOPE
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>>136061129
FLICK
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>>136061634
EAT A DICK
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>>136061129
get the addy
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>>136061129
FIRE
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>>136061129
suck a lot of nice juicy cocks
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Guys I'm heading out for snacks, what you want?
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>>136062091
doritos & dew what else senpai
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>>136062091
Mtn Dew and Doritios senpai
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>>136062091
some chocolate covered raisins and sparkling water, please. thanks.
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>>136062172
>>136062154
>>136062139
Forgot to mention I wont get snacks for kids with bad taste.
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>>136062236
pepsi & pringles aka the thinking man's doritos & dew then
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>>136062091
Instead of buying snacks, drink some water and job around the block a few times.
Thank me later fatso
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>>136062091
Maltesers please oh and I want some sparkling water too, lemon flavoured if possible
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If i post my referral code for tvsct here, will i get banned?
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>>136061129
Play lot of cod
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>>136062819
yeah
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>>136062854
fug
how about adding me on steam?
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>>136062906
only if you're cute and ERP with me
>>
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>>136063027
h-hot
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>>136063027
Cute bun
Can i cuddle with you?
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>>136062686
I'm 1.9m tall and 68 kg.
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>>136063994
lol fatass
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>>136064021
um why are you rude to anon? that's not very cute of you
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>>136064096
being fat isn't cute wither
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>>136064158
cute can come from within too...
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>>136064221
lol
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>>136064221
Yeah
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>>136061129
play deathmatch with SSG and only go for headshots
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>>136061129
give sauce
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>>136064689
annette schwarz
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>>136064770
sounds jewish
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Yo guys did freakashit shit talk p1mple after they won?
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who /skippingalltheelektrascenesindaredevil/ here?
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>>136065001
hello /pol/
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>>136065001
she's german and fucks niggers, its pretty hot desu
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>>136065484
nys cuck
>>
CHICKEN FUCKING COOP
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>discovered my old esea account
>found this comment
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>>136065695
you got bantsed on by our guy
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>>136065541
it is hot as fuck though
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>>136065695
>>136065779
>not supporting fascism
Thorin's not my guy anymore
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>>136065957
I'm like 99.99% sure Thorin is a bernie guy
But it's okay because he's autistic so he's an honorary our guy
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>>136065787
blacksonblondes is a great series. Better than blacked for sure.
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>>136028275
megamantv one of the NA casters.
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Reminder that zAAz is literally
OUR GIRL
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>>136066801
smixity*
>>
it's unreal
it's insane
so emo
so gay
what more can I do
he's a manager
fucking glocks
4 times
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whats so special about nadeshot being on twitch
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>>136066984
aside from dorito pope he is the epitome of mlg 360 noscope meme, aka cod memes. murrifats loves shooter memes.
>>136066801
>non-hijabwearing middle eastern women
HNGGGGGGG my dick
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>>136066984
who?
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>tfw banned from m0E twitch chat for asking him why he bombed Brussels
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>>136067219
I hope all mudslimes die.
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>>136065957
i could comb through what the post was about, but i think i remember and i never mentioned fascism. i think i was just calling him out on his delusional liberal bullshit
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airport was a fun map
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>>136067860
Come on man you can't say that.
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>>136067119
wonder how much money this guy makes. holy fuck
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>>136066070
what's wrong with bernie? he's the educated man's choice.
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>>136068451
>>
>>136067860Zoo was a fun map
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>>136068451
If your education is in some humanitarian horeshit that really shouldn't even count as an education yeah
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>>136068451
>>
SEASON
WHEN
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>>136068513
>>136068559
>>136068580
this is why no one over the age of 30 except rednecks vote trump. if you want a racist bigot as the head of your country then fine, go ahead. but if you want people to take your country seriously and have respect for it, bernie sanders is the most progressive candidate in years.
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>>136068698
>but if you want people to take your country seriously and have respect for it
what ever gave you the idea that we give a fuck what anyone else thinks?
>>
>>136068451
*He's the cucked man's choice.
I fixed it for you.
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>>136068698
It's funny how liberals always have to try and frame their opinions as objectively superior by calling it "progressive" and "educated"
As a person living in one of the most "progressive" countries in the world I certainly wish we wouldn't have "progressed" so much.
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>>136068825
My wife's son asked me to vote for him and I think he's a smart choice too.
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>>136068920
Gimme a break, that's only the millionth time I've heard the "my wifes son".
>>
>it's a political """"discussion"""" on 4chan episode
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>>136069031
>it's a Europeans are so progressive they can't take the subway any more episode
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>>136069031
im not discussing anything just baiting them rofl
>>136068513
>>136068559
>>136068580
>>136068778
>>136068825
>>136068853
easiest bait of MY LIFE
>>
kek moe is so fucking mad right now
>>
>this m0E rage
>>
For how long will the MLG Columbine sticker sale last?
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>>136069517
Untill the last day of the major I think, when the prices will be reduced.
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>>136069514
yeah, isn't it fun the way he fakes it everyday to keep dipshits like you watching?
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>>136070014
literally triggered
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>watching muslims play CS
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>>136070014
Schhh, you must not ruin the joy for 12-year old kids.
>>
when will they deport scream
>>
LF friends to hangout with at MLG Columbus
Hey everyone. I recently moved to Dublin, OH for work about 3 weeks ago and I do not know anyone apart from my 3-4 colleagues. I have the general admission ticket for MLG and I was wondering if I could attend the event with a group of people as the experience will be much better than sitting alone.
Tidbit about me: Name's Gautam (Pronounced as Gotham) Brown dude from India, moved to US about 3 years ago for education, working through a consulting company for Honda, currently on training for a couple of months, I do have an accent but not that heavy, I mainly play CSGO and WoW. A bit on the introverted side, I might take sometime to be vocal. Not sure what else to say. AMA lol
So please lmk if anyone is interested in hanging out. Cheers. Thanks for reading my post!
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>>136039338
>>
is steam login down?
>>
what's up with the faze sticker? am I missing a meme?
>>
>>136070927
were you not expecting faze stickers to be the most expensive ones in this copy of cod?
>>
CSGOLOUNGE IS KILL
?
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>>136071162
are they popular with cod kids, is that it?
>>
leaf is in m0e's game rn!!!!!!!!!
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>>136071664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FaZe_Clan
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ESEA-S isn't as good sounding acronym as FPL tbqh
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>>136072050
anime always wins
>>
>anime always wins
>moe is playing at LITERAL DMG level
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>
>>136071724
>>136072050
>>136072083
stfu kid u are a nobody
>>
>>136072180
i think leaf is smfc or lem not sure
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>>136072261
so he's fucking shit
ok
>>
>>
What do you think of cobble?
>>
>>136072428
>le go b every single round map
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>>136072428
cool map but they should remove a site because it's redundant
>>
>>136072428
meme map that i dislike playing about as much as train
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why did a whole bunch of weapons go up in price about two weeks ago
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we need him now more than ever
>>
>>136072565
people finally realized varicamo is god tier
>>
>>136072565
probably the new trade restriction? date seems about right
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>>136072656
nah m8
i've looked at ~30 skins, about half went up 30-100% in price, starting two weeks ago
>>136072787
less shit being traded means higher prices, makes sensedoes that mean if i buy something now i'll get fucked over in a few weeks when the prices settle back down?
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>136072901
probably. you could check the date when they first introduced the mobile authenticator, i think prices rose a bit back then too
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>>136072920
>420
dude weed lmao
>>
>>136072920
>literally bottomfragging against MG1's that came to csgo 30 minutes ago from COD
if this isn't the ultimate proof that animes are just embarrassingly bad then I don't know what is
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LMAO
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>playing MM
>get 9 rounds t-side
>anime shitter says our "strats" are bad and would not work on people with better aim
>say "work on your aim"
>end up winning 16-8
>anime shitter ends like -13
>he starts talking about how we all suck, and this wouldn't happen on ESEA
Why do shitters think if you have the ESEA client on your PC that somehow makes you better than everyone?
>>
>open six tabs
>Sorry!
>An error was encountered while processing your request:
>You've made too many requests recently. Please wait and try your request again later.
jfc their threshold to detect bots is so stupidly low
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>>136073485
>mad mm scrub
XDDD
>>
pls stop bullying leaf! ;w;
>>
>>136073632
>mad anime shitter
XDDD
>>
https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/712218764151021568
based
>>
holy shit why is sean so FUCKING CUTE
I WOULD DO LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING FOR HIM
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>>136074173
>he plays mm exclusively
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>>136074362
if you suck my dick, i'll sub him.
>>
>anime forgot to toggle
>lose
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>136074564
I would do that in an instant
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>>136074620
CHEATING WITH A $600 invo OKIE ANON
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>>136074842
there have been people vaced with more
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>>136074968
only way I'm losing skins is by betting them. I'm a jew
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>>136075116
im pretty sure jews don't bet
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>>136075116
>>136075283
jews don't bet, they own the betting sites
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>>136074437
>he watches anime
talk to a real girl for once, loser
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>April 2014
>Get an IBP Katowice 2014 holo from the sticker capsule
>Forget about having it for a year
>Remember I had one and see it sells on the market for $180
>I think "holy shit! sell it now before demand drops"
>Get $153 (after market tax) and use it to spend on a ton of games on Steam, I've never sold anything on the market for this much, I was so fucking happy I made this much
>It now consistently sells between $2500 - 2700 on opskins
I've never made so much money from the market but at the same time lost so much.
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>>136075557
imagine being so much of a retard you buy a virtual sticker for $2700
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>>136075528
>google image search who she is
>ts
welp fuck it
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Who is the ugliest csgo player and why is it fl0m?
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>>136076561
Dosia no contest
>>
de_brussels when ?
>>
>>136075928
i would fuck it if you know what i mean
>>
Scream bombed Brussels
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>>136076776
tfw if the bombings happened a week from now they would have taken out half of envyus
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>>136076561
no contest
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>>136076561
JW is the ugliest.
>>
friend bailed on me. anyone wanna hang out at the major next week? :3
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>>136077089
sure meet u there famfam
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>>136076869
Why do half mexicans have big ears?
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>>136076960
Wrong. JW is cute cute cute!!!
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>>136077193
kys
>>
How tall is moe?
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>>136077334
fys reddit loser
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>>136077392
you are straight from reddit redditor nys
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>>136077353
5'4
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feelio when finding out that kys is a reddit meme
gotards?
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>>136076561
pyth
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Which knife has the best animation?
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>>136078345
>Vad sΓ€ger>>>>,<<< du om fuskanklagelserna?
>>
Whats the cheapest you can buy this gaym?
>>
>>136078458
bf and kara
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>>136078458
bayo
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>>136078345
that's pyth? lmao I assumed he'd be your regular swedish fuccboi but this is way worse
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>>136078458
Did they do motion capturing with a feather or something?
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>>136078345
>Vad sΓ€ger komma du
vad :DDDD
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>>136078737
nah they just went into gabe's office for reference
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>>136076561
shroud is kinda ugly
>>
Dazed and hades are the only attractive NA pros.
>>
>Had DPI on 400 and sens 1.8 for a while
>Feels slow after I replaced my mouse but I guess this is around what everybody else uses so why not
>Realized months later windows mouse sens decided to turn itself down
fuck.
>>
>>136079391
....also fallen, freak, ska, and sean
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>>136079703
Literally only sean out of those. Others are dog shit.
>>
>>136079391
Who are the attractive EU pros?
>>
>>136079995
Friberg, zero, and I don't remember who else.
>>
is saving strats a meme? if mouz is going to this major should i still feel okay betting on them at <40% odds against Dignigs
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>>136079995
get_right, devilwalk, allu, maikelele, taz, device, pasha, nbk, and edward.
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>>136080335
Strat wise nothing new shows up during the majors. At best you get some sort of tactical play like a new boost being revealed. People that say that teams are saving strats don't understand the pro scene.
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>>136079995
pronax
>>
>>136079995
lolz1e
>>
>>136080737
holy shit i forgot about him. so fucking c u t e
>>
unironically watching tim rn
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What are you guys eating today?
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>>136081036
you fucking fat piece of shit
>>
Dude dazed is fucking nutty, literally the best player NA by far.
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>>136080551
>get_right, devilwalk, allu, maikelele, taz, pasha, nbk, and edward.
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>>136081374
yes :3
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>https://www.meundies.com/?md=false&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=meundies.com%2Finvite&utm_content=personal_url&fbuy_ref_code=dw_SC&utm_source=Friendbuy
>sponsor of sean
>mfw imagining sean wearing nothing but some tight boxer briefs with his bulge popping out
>>
>>136002213
I enjoy competitive.
>>
>>136081585
cuck
>>
>>136081036
just got back
>>
Is that anime shitter on dazed's team using an oikawa avatar?
>>
>esea client randmoly tabs out dazed from the game
To start it's fucking botnet process.
>>
>Ranked up to Gold Nova 3
>Last 3 games I've won but played pretty poorly
ummm gotards?Seriously is it really that easy to rankup?
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>>136081036
>>136081112
It was too much I threw the rest out.
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>>136082550
>cows had to die for this
RIP your karma nigga.
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>>136082765
ndx
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>>136082765
McDonalds beef doesn't really come from cows,it is like a powdered mix.
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im never solo queuing again
IM NEVER FUCKING SOLO QUEUING AGAIN
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>>136083437
Just mute every single one in your team at the beginning of a game and make sure to tab down when you die so you dont have to watch your teammates terrible play.
>>
What does ndx mean?
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>tfw finally out of SEM
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>>136083437
tfw all my RL friends are silvers
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>>136084612
it doesn't matter, i'm supreme and i've been matched with people who play like novas
im going to kill myself irl after this match
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>>136084875
Can I have your stuff?
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>>136084875
give me your skines
>>
For damascus steel knives, does the pattern on the knife actually affect value?
>>
>>136085495
No.
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>>136085495
no, only an actual retard would think a pattern is worth more than some other pattern
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>>136086156
Just checking so I can avoid any patterns that have 'tier-lists'.
>>
>>136086730
pleb
>>
>>136086156
there's a lot of retards in csgo
>>
>>136086814
and that's why there's so much bullshit about some faggot claiming his slaughter is worth 50 dollars more than market because it has a slightly redder line that goes in a different directions
>>
>>136086812
I just want a decent knife, I don't want to take a B.S. degree to be able to identify fucking pixels
>>
Lounge is so fucking shit, everyone thinks their WW has some super rare float and is worth twice as much as a FN one. Literal jewtopia.
>>
>>136087186
that site gets worse each day, can't wait to watch lounge implode during the major.
>>
>>136087186
I don't know, I think a float like .5000000 would be worth an extra key or so more than market
>>
>>136072787
>>136072565
it's dropping less because if you have an operation pass, you dont get drop from non-"operation" collections, so the ones that aren't in chopshop, rising sun, the other one, cobble, overpass, and the other one, are having less supply generated.
>>
>>136082549
When you're a shitter then yes.
>>
>>136087583
tfw you decided to redo your inventory when prices started to sky rocket
>>
gotards????
>>
>>136088049
our guy
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>>136088049
>NA CS
>>
Does anyone here know how I can play someCompetitive CS:Source?Really craving it
>>
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So which terrorist or ct model do you guys want to fuck?
>>
>>136089064
professional
>>
>>136089442
40 posts early in a slow thread
this man is not so smart
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>>136089538
harveynigger wants to get his links in the OP and have an NA image.
>>
>>136089442
dys you dumb nigger
>>
>>136089442
>early
>harveynigger
report
>>
>can't access server browser from outside the game anymore
why would they change this?
>>
>>136045090
i kick people just for being shit and somehow getting more kills than me all the time
>>
>>136092381
iktf
>play mirage casual to get rankup without tilting for drop
>guy says my smoke is bad
>all I do is flash mid
>guy on other team calls him out
>vote kick him
>>
>tfw been playing cs for years
>tfw played two seasons of IM in Source then just stopped for a year
>get back into GO a year or so ago
>tfw all the people you played with dropped out of contact or just stopped playing video games all together
>tfw life of soloqing
>tfw no legit team or group of players wants you to be part of their group
>tfw no old teammates that you've known for years
>tfw no lan experience or even online experience to get you a spot on a decent main team
>wonder if you should keep playing or try to give it one last shot and go balls to wall and try to breakout like stewie2k
>tfw turning 24 and wondering if my best years of cs were behind me
feelsbadman
>>
https://vine.co/v/OEDLrlXpq63
do you guys like my gf?
>>
>>136094719
>gf
Couldn't get a bf huh? Better luck in the next life.
>>
>>136094719
She's cute but I think she might be autistic.
>>
>>136095359
that's okay, I don't mind it
>>
>>136089442
>tfw nigger gets btfo
>>
nice thread gotards
>>
>>136094719
apparently retarded girls make my dick hard
>>
>>136097020
niiice
>>
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"A scripted round almost"
What did she mean by this??????
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>>136097163
she means "I want to be bred"
>>
>>136094531
iktf
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how many gotards does it take to lift pansy off the ground?
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>>136097163
"oink oink oink oi bring me a slop bucket and I'll let you sniff me mud hole"
>>
>>136097368
>pansy is ugly
when will this meme stop?
>>
>>136097254
One to operate the forklift because no human could do it
>>
>still making new threads when this one is slow as fuck
>>
janny working overtime for them hotpockets
>>
>>136097804
people wanna make sure their EBIN meme makes it into the OP
>>
>>136097921
harveynigger desperate to get his hidden links & shitty OP.
>>
doppler or slaughter?
>>
>>136098746
rust coat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0qTAa6IHw
>mfw warowl made a good video
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>>136100000
more like warBOWEL
like a SHIT
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>>136100000
Those were supposed to be my quints
t. /dsg/
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>>136100000
>mfw i got quints by posting a fucking warowl video
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>>136100331
You were off by 2 minutes and over 200 posts faggot.
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>he made a thread early and is hitting F5 waiting for thread to reach 750 posts, so he can post his thread
loser lmao
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>>136101120
Called it.
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>>136100000
Nice quints, anon.
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>>136100000
>in this video you will learn crosshair placement like a bro
*video of a guy aim locking onto an enemies head through a wall*
rofl
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>>136100000
>one in a hundred thousand post
>a fucking warowl video
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>play csgo ttt
>get autoslayed for killing anyone that's not a traitor
lel
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