/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

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I want to marry Emily!

without mods

quick what does jodi like

>>135992720

The dick

I haven't played since the update, I hope Alex got cute husband lines.

rate my idea
>multiplayer
>if someone's spouse is lower than 10 hearts you can cuck them

>>135992720
sleeping

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>>135992607
>>135992621
Best girls.

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My game updated. What did Not!Shane patch this time?

Give me five good reasons to get this game that don't include waifus

>>135992908
waifus, waifus, waifus, waifus, waifus

>>135992908
Harvey
Elliot
Sebastian
Sam
Alex

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>mfw got the horse for the first time and he immediately bugs out to play his galloping sound three times faster

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>>135992908
The sound of harvesting your crops is the best feeling in the world.

>>135992908
Basically >>135992991
And more serious:
>comfy
>you feel progress
>has basic combat
>farming is generally fun thing
>mods for cowgirls

>>135993086
its_time_to_stop.gif.webm

>>135992908
its pretty chill game for when youre not grinding elo and you just want to mess around with ur crops n shiet

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>>135992607
>>135992621
>>135992875

>tfw you will never marry both of them and have one big happy family

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>feel like playing the game
>don't wanna commit to play the game because i know i'm gonna play for 2 hours then get bored gonna close it and then i'm gonna feel like playing more again but i'm gonna force myself to do something else and then i'm gonna feel bad for not playing more because i wanted to play only to just come and play for another 2 hours that then extends to 4 hours
>tfw i still accomplished nothing in game

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>>135993086
You're already a demon

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The dino never gets any bigger than a duck, does it?

>you will never raise a herd of earthshakers and sell them to the military

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>>135992875
Best girls, best family.

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>>135993171
Never.

>>135993470
NO

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>>135993470

Anon think about what you're doing to the economy.

bats or mushrooms?

>>135993470
What a madman

>>135993470
Time to buy JojaCorp

Catfish where?

>go to fortune teller
>not particularly friendly or unfriendly with anyone
>looking into a window full of happy people I wander off alone
>future is fighting monsters

>>135993470
you're worse than Joja

>>135993983
'Shrooms are the way, anon.

>>135992720
Milk and eggs are easiest

>>135993983

shrooms

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Some of you guys are alright, don’t go to Stardew Valley tomorrow.

Is this the kind of game where I'll have to check in every day or it all goes to shit?

>>135994271
Hey Kent, you want some popcorn?

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>>135994271
>>135994375

>>135994243
buy her salad from the saloon

>>135994271
Hey Kent, you want to pop some bubble wrap?

So I have the steam version and have it set to update automatically+beta+before any other games. But I still don't need oak resin/honey for kegs and bees. I don't get what's going on with my patch version.
Did the marriage update come out??

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>>135994484
>buying her salad
>not tossing her salad

>>135994271
>Going to visit Sam
>Give everyone their favorite things
>And Kent some sashimi

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>flower festival
>nobody wants to dance with me
>one of the girls say "Ew... no"
I thought this was supposed to be a comfy game not a real life simulator

>>135994294
ples resbond anons

>>135992908
I've been waiting for this game for years, and it didn't disappoint.

If you have to ask like this, just don't bother. It's a Harvest Moon type of game which means it's not about the "waifus" but about building a farm and living a comfy farm life. That's all that needs saying.

>>135994851
It's first year, it should be like that.

Hey, you expected girls to dance with a complete stranger?

Does Sam do anything interesting when you marry him, or did we all choose girls/Alex?

>>135994949
>Hey, you expected girls to dance with a complete stranger?
I guess not
You're right, these are village girls, not city sluts

>>135994949
>Hey, you expected girls to dance with a complete stranger?

I've managed to do it at a bar before

admittedly, she was kind of drunk

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Please help me out guys, what are those?

>gave my secret santa
>got my secret santa
>talked to everyone
What the fuck do I do now? Do I just leave? I want to have some turkey god damn
Also the star

>>135993086
>131k for 999 gold star blueberries

I honestly assumed it'd be a bit more than that.

That's about 300 pumpkins worth, or 30 sweet gem berries.

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>twigs
>hoe 'em
>see what looks like an artifact I haven't seen before, fly out of it...
>...straight into the river

>>135994294
Check what? Crops?
Real life or game time?

Real life - not at all.
Game time - depends how automated your farm is. It can be a chore to water plants at first but you get access to sprinklers that take care of most odious task for you.

>>135995419
I would advise everyone to never ever make your farm big enough that you spend more than 50% energy watering it every morning

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SHENANIGANS

THIS GAME IS FUCKING RIGGED

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR A PERFECT? I DIDN'T LOSE ANY FISH AND i DIDN'T FISH UP ANY ALGE

>>135994294
this game isn't facebook tamagotchi

>>135995637
You need to have the fishies within the green box at all times I think.

>>135995265
Super Meal, Fruit Salad, Crab Cakes

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IF THIS IS A GAME THEN WHY AM I SWEATING SO MUCH

WISH ME LUCK

I'M ENTERING THE DEEPEST LEVEL OF HER RUBY MINES

>>135995291
For some reason only the spring and summer festivals actually end.

The fall and winter ones just kind of run out of content and you're just supposed to leave like some autist.

>>135995817
BUT I WANT TO WATCH THE STAR

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>>135995742
thanks a lot m8

>>135995637
Have you never done any fishing outside of the festival?

You get a perfect if the fish always stays within the green bar.

It's really really easy for the festival game

As far as I know it means nothing outside of the festival game, other than maybe larger fish, which I don't think mean anything in the game at all.

>>135992908
>>135993053

/end thread

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>>135995759
SHE SAID YES!

Also, it's her birthday. There should be some extra dialogue for proposing to people on their birthdays.

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>Head towards the woods looking for Leah to try to get her to 10 hearts
>Cutscene plays, must've gotten her to 10 hearts without realizing
>Nice little picnic that gets interrupted by the ex
>After cutscene head to Leah's shack to confirm she's actually at 10 hearts and not some weird glitch made the picnic happen
>Leave house, see this

Two picnics on the same day, within less than an hour of each other, in the same place. What a player.

miscellaneous tips
winter seeds don't require scarecrows

what happens if you get married on a day of another festival? does one override the other one or does the in-game clock make time for both?

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>Linus tells me he's been wanting to talk to me
>Says that people generally don't treat him well and apologizes for initially being cautious of me
>Tells me I'm a unique person
>Invites me into his tent
>Squishy noises ensue
>Walk out with a "special kind of fish bait" that he makes
Th-thanks...

>>135996407
reminds me when i got Seb and Maru's event right after the other.

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>>135992720

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>>135996576
My exact thoughts anon

Anybody have a link to that no fence decay mod? I can't seem to find it listed anywhere.

>>135996826
>tfw no "let's sleep forever" suicide pact between you, Jodi and Shane.

Do bitches care about the quality of the shit you give them? Doesn't seem like so

>>135996942
>no fence decay mod
It's called marriage

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>>135992908
Strawberries, Blueberries, Cranberries, Hops and Wheat

Motherfucking Crops, man!

I'm at year 4 and I regret the batmancave so goddamn much.
Nothing I couldn't get from trees and now all I'm missing for achievements and shit are mushrooms that are supposed to grow in le secret wood of slimevillage.
Yet I can't find some. Fuck this shit.

>>135996942
Here?
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/smapi-0-38-3-zoryns-mods-too-many-to-list.108756/

Where are the cowgirls.

>>135996504
You start the day as normal after the marriage scene, so the festival will take place like always.

>>135996942
Here you go:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/smapi-0-38-3-zoryns-mods-too-many-to-list.108756/

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I spent my first 2000 gold on a backpack, now I have 3000 gold, should I upgrade one of my tools for 2000 or save up to 4000 for the chicken coop?

How do I get a kid? My house has been upgraded for a few days and I've gone to bed before 10 pm plenty of times and Alex is at 10 hearts.

>>135997438

more crops
animals are worthless

>>135997574
I had so many crops I ran out of stamina just watering them, I am now at the end of spring so I'm waiting

>>135997501
Download mpreg mod.

>>135997438
Animals are only good for packages at the community center, not for money making.
If you get them make sure you have that corn tower thingy first.

>>135997695
Then get upgrade for pickaxe/watering can and get materials for first expansion.

Stardew Valley is an amazing indie game on PC that's like a better Harvest Moon. It's been incredibly successful as far as I know, and lots of us on 4chan love it. That said, one thing ticks me off and it's a lack of minorities in this game. It is so obvious to me and I can't ignore it. I think lack of diversity is a real issue, should be fixed, and I hoped indie devs would lead the way here.

There's one black character, Demetrius, not including your avatar and his half black daughter Maru. Everyone else is white. The black character sticks out so much. It's like here's the token minority, checked that box, be happy. To be clear, Maru doesn't stick out like Demetrius does. If there were more minority characters in the game, Demetrius would not be the sore thumb he is. But as is, he completely comes off as a, "Welp, better put a token black dude in the game," even if the developer totally did not intend that. And I'm sure he didn't.

I'd appreciate a more diverse cast in Stardew Valley. In gaming. Indie devs can easily implement this change to gaming. They're not subject to the Hollywood effect of AAA games. Help create a better, more diverse environment for the gaming community.

>>135997695
Be sure to have enough cash for seeds.

>>135997695

go to the spa to replenish energy

it's about an hour walk and takes about 40 minutes to fully charge up

more crops

also don't forget to forage for wild fruits and head to teh beach for sellable shit

>>135996576
NO

LINUS IS KIND AND INNOCENT

Where do I find catfish, says river fish but I've never seen one.

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>>135997804
Here's your (You).

Yeah, I know it;s so obvious it's sarcastic, but I love this gif.

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>>135997804

>>135997804
I think you're reading too much into it, anon. It never even occurred to me that Demetrius was the only black guy.

I have 8 chickens, but I put a dinosaur egg in the incubator. What happens if it grows up and the coop is full?

>>135997438

probably an unpopular opinion but crafting a few mayo machines and placing them inside the coop helped me out in the beginning, even if it's not a lot of $. i like having the coop with chickens and ducks and rabbits. makes my property feel more alive and less lonely while i decide who i'm going to marry.

>>135997804
>no otherkin character
>no trans character
>no Asian character
>no Slavic character
>no pure energy character
>no plant character
>no 4D character
>no b/w character
>no character with extra limbs
>no blind character
>no character with hands for feet
etc.

This game is backwards as fuck.

#BoycottStardewValley

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>>135997804
What shitting bait.
Try harder

>>135998004
> spends a big amount of his time hiding outside of bathhouse peeking around the corner
y-you too

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>>135997138

>>135998174
Nevermind I'm a fucking idiot, I have 7 chickens

>>135992468
Some anon knows something about the upcoming multiplayer mode?

>>135997736
does this seriously already exist for this game?

>>135997804
I agree. We should make everyone black in order to have more diversity :^)

>>135998174
He eats one of the chickens

>>135997804
>there's only one black character
>except his daughter, the PC, and their kids
>BUT OTHERWISE ONLY ONE
that's some good bait, sounds like something straight out of neogaf

So what exactly does it take to fish a gold star fish?

>>135998197
Fuck you desu.
Someone will think you're serious and agree with it.

You see, problem with pretending to be retarded for fun is that you are proliferating that retardation. And it's not even funny.

>>135992908
Because it is comfy as fuck.

>>135998197
>>135998553
You forgot no 'plus' size bachelor/bachelorette. This game promotes thin privilege. Alex triggers me.

>>135998553
I WAS serious!

I wish there was some kind of "I'm serious" tag for online forums so people can tell you're not joking.

>>135997804

this is probably b8 m8 but i don't disagree. i wish there was some darker boipussy for me to marry, but until then i guess maru will have to do.

>>135998659
abby :^)

Do you guys think this game could run well on a laptop?

>>135998004

>implying linus wasn't cast out into the wilderness because he molested his granddaughter jas

>>135999075
I have a laptop and this game runs perfectly.

>>135995637
Also you get lots of totems if you show your crops/fish in the contest (Empty table, you need to use the stairs and then talk to mayor). I fucked up because I thought I could show minerals too, but It only was food.

>>135999075

i'm running mine on a MACBOOK HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE and it works perfectly.

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Rate my farm anons.

>>135998016
river, spring/fall and only when raining

>>135999075
requirements are low, so very likely yes

>>135998197
>>no otherkin character
Abigail
>>no trans character
Wizard, maybe, depending how the second caroline thing works.
>>no Asian character
Qi
>>no Slavic character
Clint desu
>>no pure energy character
Krobus
>>no plant character
Farmer's bodyguards valiantly defending the crops from the mutant abominations
>>no 4D character
Wizard
>>no b/w character
what is this even
>>no character with extra limbs
>>no blind character
>>no character with hands for feet

>>135998519
fish in deep water, and away from footpaths

>>135999353
>filename
Where you from minty? This is really important

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>>135999353

>>135999353
right angles/10

>>135999639
South Korea

>>135999656
I'm proud of those damn it

>>135999806
No really minty, dont mess with me
Also i like your farm honestly, its nice and cute, im being a bit rude for not doing it earlier sorry

How the fuck do i catch a Sturgeon? I've been fishing from 7am to 6pm like the wiki says and using a regular baited Fiberglass rod

Its winter and i fish in the lake next to the mines

>>135997804

I didn't even notice he was the black

I don't see colours


racist

>>135997804
I don't know if this is sarcasm of you are a reddit user.

>>135995620
The maru scene where demetrius starts being an asshole is so disgusting. Like fuck, you gonna put her through harvard on your "field researcher" grant money? You want to bet her future on scholar ships? We make millions, we ain't holding jack shit back.

>>135999353
Why not extend the fence on the bottom left barns through the field to the south?

>>136000036
needs to be raining

>>136000149
So when its snowing heavy?

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>>135998358
please, respond

>>136000263
no, raining

>>136000354
But im on winter, does it rain on Winter too? or am i fucked and have to wait until Spring?

>>136000263
snowing should work

>>136000354
there is no rain in winter.

>>135999353
How do you harvest all that stuff?

>>136000439
oh excuse me I got my fish mixed up, no sturgeon does not require rain

>>136000126
because of the pigs. i wanted to give them, and the cows, a good area to roam but not too much so i can collect the truffles easier

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Wait, are Sandy and Emily lesbian lovers. Everything makes so much more sense now.

So in one of Caroline's (I think) events she has a fight with Abigail about her clothes/hair. One thing she mentions is that they are paying for her keep while she goes to school.

So what is this school? Distance classes over the internet? Penny already said there's no school in town and there certainly isn't one in Desert either.

>>135999075
yes. my girlfriend runs it on hers

>>136000738
nigga its a fucking cactus, sandy cant leave the desert because business
put your dick back in your pants

>>136000795
Who /Penny/ here?

>>135992908
If you avoid the thread and wiki you can have a chill time roleplaying as a burnt out office drone who's become a farmer

Maximum comfy

Getting to know the people in the town without all the baggage and assholes that'd come from talking to real people.

I enjoyed the pixel art and music

After work you can unwind listening to the soundtrack or your jams while you fish

>>136000780
Online courses. They come up in dialogue now and then.

>>136000780
She takes the bus / train a lot during summer. But maybe it's just to visit her boyfriend in the other town.

>>136000354
>>136000439
Snow works like rain, silly boys

>>135999353

Rectangular but comfy

Well done

>>136000502
I go left first, check my cave/tree taps/greenhouse, then fruit trees, then cows/pigs, circle to my pond, then chickens/ducks. then i go for the rabbits and goats/sheep. then i harvest/replant. if i have time i will check my pond. i usually leave that though unless i need refined quartz

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>>135998358
>>136000281
Haven't seen anything beyond what he said here: https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/4b8s7v/im_concernedape_developer_of_stardew_valley_ask/

>>136000854

>Getting to know the people without all the baggage and assholes that'd come from talking to real people

Clarification: There is significantly less, There are actually quite a few assholes but they get over their issues with proper bribery.

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>>135992621
Pedo Detected.

>>135994584
yeah on sunday

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She watered my crops AND gave me a starfruit! I knew i made the right choice

>>136001090
What?

>>136001090

anon?

>>136001090
you're thinking jas, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0GtF4ojqrQ&

puppies and kittens when?

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>>135995348
>KENT! TAKE THIS MEGABOMBX999 AND HELP ME, THE G'S ARE COMING

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What a useless area.

I swear the only benefit to the quarry was the first day I had it and two diamonds spawned.

I hate Sebastian so much. I want to kick that little emo fucker's ass and smash his face in.

>>136001510
You gotta clear the whole thing. Spawns can occupy uncleared areas and be canceled out so if you never break the ordinary rocks eventually the whole place will be 100% ordinary rock.

I got two iridium deposits in my first week with the quarry.

>>136000986
Thank you anon, I couldn't find the info. I'm very impatient to see the multiplayer implemented to play with my little brother.

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Well? Do you?

>>136001865

YES

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>>135997138
>tfw fields of purple amaranth

>>136001947
Soooo... can I place an ancient fruit inside a seed maker to get more ancient seeds?

Quick anons, I need to know if my wife will get mad at me if I gift the bachelors stuff. I'm a guy in game if that makes any difference.

Anything events missable if you get married within the 1st year? Didn't know if it would have an effect on the festivals or not

>>135997574
11k of mayo a year per chicken/duck for just a little petting and scything some grass when I'm out of energy and there's not really any pressing need to eat instead. Suck my dick faggot

>>136001510
You need to clear the whole area from all rocks and twigs and shit

>>136001865
Yeah, It looks cute

>>135997804
It's about a fictional valley. A lack of diversity has zero relevance to the situation. Stop overreacting to fucking nothing.

>>136001747
No problem, anon, you're very welcome. Kinda curious what multiplayer will be like, myself.

>>136002083
Can't confirm, but I doubt it.

>>135999353
It's nice but too many animals imo
Also I'm pretty sure you don't need that many flowers for the beehives

8/10

>>136002045
Yes.

I smell a nerf coming sooner or later desu.

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>>136001501
>mfw Kent sends me a bomb he kept in the shed
Nigger, you have two kids, which one of is like eight. HE COULD BLOW HIMSELF UP, AND YOU KEEP BOMBS IN THE SHED?

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>>136002124
>11k a YEAR
>This is somehow an argument FOR animals

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>pic related
Wizard's daughter confirmed, where is your "muh hair genetics" now?

Is it alright to leave the little animal gates open over night?
Do they go into the barn on their own to sleep?

>>136002969
SHIT

>>136002124

>wake up
>pet each bird
>collects eggs
>open coop
>take eggs to be made into mayo
>collect mayo
>close coop

>every day
>for only 11k

vs

>plant crops
>do whatever the fuck I want because I don't have to take care of a bunch of dumb beasts
>collect mad dosh

fuck off feather fag

do doble iridium band stack?
what else is everyone wearing?

>>136001048
Battery solution when? Different backgrounds when? Badly mutated ex-soldier turned farmer with a third arm sprouting from their back when?

>>136001510
Keep clearing it out. I got two iridium ores in my first week and a decent amount of gems, iron, gold, and copper incl 3 diamonds.

>>136002656
He's not some limp dicked librul scum who'd butterhands a gun so bad they'd shoot their kid with it. Them kids got educated one swing of the palm at a time.

>>136003101
yes, yes, close it at night if you have goats. They start going in around like 5:30

>>136002969
oh boy here we go

>>136003128
tfw putting all the different eggs into the machines is the biggest chore, I really can't be bothered.
This game needs like a cycle button, where you highlight a slot, and each time you press the button it takes a new item from your backpack.

>>136002124
>suck my dick
>not "suck my duck"

>>136003195
Is it just goats that don't like it?

Can I leave the rest open overnight?

>>136003128
Oh wow, a whole 10 minutes, such a brutal cost

>>136002969
>Abigail probably talking to pierre where he's arguing about the cost and she's salty about letting it fade vs her allowance not being enough
>Papa wizard who's transformed into a potted plant in the living room is listening in
>That night he sneaks her down into his rape basement to change her hair color to purple
Wizard confirmed.

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>>136002969
Poor Pierre.

>>136003128
it's not even the effort of cycling through animals but the fact that it takes time which is way too valuable in this game. like, each extra hour in the skull cave makes/saves me more than 11k in mats.

>>136003407
Yeah

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>>135993086

>>135993470
the dream, soon.

>>135992901
>tropiclip
supreme taste.

>"I'm glad we came."

Was this in the game before? My waifu now says "we" during the Fair.

>>136002850

>Argument for animals
> Trying to use financial gain instead of aesthetics

The only win state of this game is looking good.

People who create disgusting gold mills for the sake of their almighty dollar deserve to get cucked like Pierre. The irony of abandoning your soulless corporation only to emulate them is palpable.

Some people don't even hide their kegs in a barn, fucking degenerates.

>>136003326
SoS let you load machines with multiple production lines of multiple copies of materials. This game seems to be big on numerous copies of crafting stations, but being able to dump 20 eggs into a machine and get 20 mayo at the end would be very nice.

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>>136003423

time is the most valuable commodity in the game

>let me waste all this extra time for a weaker profit

nani?

>Abi's 8 heart event
>my farmer's name is Dick as in Richard
a hah ha ha

>>136004178
You were the one who started the financial gain argument, retardotron

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I WOKE UP IN THE WALL WHAT THE FUCK

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AWW YISS

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Just triggered the "lost" Marnie/Lewis event. It gives you an option to say you're keeping it a secret or you're going to tell everyone. I wonder what happens if you say the latter.

>Still no lewd monstergirl mods

Seriously the only I still have animals.

>>136002045
Yes.

>>136002583
Why? Ancient seeds are endgame stuff, not reason to nerf endgame.

>>136004519
there are slimegirl sprites but they don't have tits.

Is tree fruit affected by artisan perk? If so, why aren't preserved/kegged tree fruits affected by artisan perk twice?

>>136004412
The void is taking you

>>136003503
Don't forget he did fucking nothing when Morris came in and handed out 50% coupons like hotcakes in his very store.

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WHAT THE FUCK

THERE'S SOMETHING INVISIBLE WALKING AROUND IN MY GREENHOUSE TRAMPLING MY CROPS AND IT'S NOT ME

SEND HELP

>>136004717
don't you mean the warp?

>>136004356
He's not me friendo.

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>>136004783

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>>136004418
101 club lad

>>136004783
its the junimos man, out for their protection money
better fill up that vault

Friendly reminder that if you didnt marry Haley or Abigail, youre better off starting over.

>>136004823
No, he could feel the warp overtaking him.

>>136004873
You defended him so eat shit

>>136004671
Why would they be getting the perk twice? Jelly is a separate thing from the fruit that goes into it. Nothing about the fruit matters when making the jelly (star level, etc), so why should the jelly get added money besides it's own base price?

>>136004439
Nothing, you just lose relationship points - just like every event

>>136004783
It's the wife rampage bug. Shame you didn't update :^)

>>136004934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thfKq71cNZM

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So this is endgame

>>136004997
Same reason the quality of produce should affect the quality of jams/juices/wines/pickles.

>>136005132
For fuck's sake Snake
its called diamond DOGS, not diamond FARM

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>>136004905
>>136004915
This is going to sound like some "my dad works at nintendo" shit but I swear to god this just happened to me. The crops at the upper corner moved around for a bit and then the crops at the center also started moving while I heard foodsteps. I alt-tabbed in panic but now there's nothing in here.

>>136004356

Or I'm not that fucking anon.

Anyone who tries to argue financial incentive is automatically wrong, because unless you suck ass money is meaningless in year 2.

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>tfw you just like cooking them but not eating them
Just like irl...

>>136005276
that top right sprinkler layout triggers me
fix it

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What the fuck?
This is some kind of shitter bait, isn't it?

>>136005307
>anyone who does not play the game like i play the game is automatically wrong

Thats not how it works autismo

Just opened the game for the first time.

Wish me luck

Are there any plans to make children actually useful? I'm not sure if I want to shit out a baby if its just gonna take up space.

>>136005132
>The world calls for produce, and we answer

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QUICK

WHERE'S JAS ON THURSDAY IN SUMMER

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AND I CAN'T FIND HER

>>136005385
why? that approach is the most efficient use of tilled soil, with only 4 tiles wasted for sprinklers, total.
Just because the pattern isn't completed doesn't mean it won't be.

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>only need one more thing for Pantry bundle to complete it and get greenhouse
>either large white egg or large goat milk
>have yet to get a single white chicken and the only large white egg I found at gypsy I tried to hatch
>hatched into a brown chicken
>two goats, one has been grown for more than a season, the second at least half a season if not longer
>only small milks so far

Someone end my suffering please.

>>136005307

plus you can just be haram as fuck and edit your save file to give yourself as much money as you need. why be a slave to MONEY when you can be a slave to BEAUTY?

>>136005132
We'll make diamonds from their diamonds.

t. Snake

>>136005719
Forgot to mention I'm in the middle of Fall year 2.

>>136005530

try to save a couple of each crop in a treasure box for later. don't sell every resource (like hardwood) even though it's tempting for that little extra money. shrooms > bats. you're welcome.

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Diamond Dogs, you say?

>>136005606

i had this problem too. even got a fairy rose for the lil nigga. she comes back from town in the evening (around 5 or 6) so if you hang around the front of marnie's place you can gift the fuck out of her before she sneaks in for the night to be molested.

>die from bad collision detection
>lose 10 levels of progress in the mine and gold

How can this game have taken four years to make and be this fucking bad?

Christ, and it's not even fun. It's never fun. That's the worst part. It's constant grinding to achieve even the tiniest goal. And the goals are never worth anything. Expand your house? Who gives a fuck. Get an animal? Who gives a fuck. Make a stronger pick? Who gives a fuck. There's literally no goals in this game that feel like anything other than a door to more drudgery.

How the fuck is this massive Facebook shitfest this popular? Is autism really this pervasive today?

>>136006170
I'm already a farmer.

>>136005606
check the wiki

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Is there seriously no wall-mounted lighting?

>>136005403

what do you do with your money?

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>>136006440

>implying that wasn't my first stop

>>136006170
they played us like a damn mini-harp!

>>136006254
Nobody's forcing you to play it you dumb fuck

If you don't like a game, stop fucking playing it

I say, just as I'm about to boot up CS:GO again

>>136005530
Don't use the wiki and just have fun in a way you like.

>>135999353
How do you have the effort to maintain all of that?

As soon as I get a truffel I'll sell all my animals.

>>136006254

are you the same nigger who was here yesterday whining about cave flies killing you? seriously it's not that hard to gitgud.bat. IMO, the mines would be boring as shit if there wasn't the legitimate threat of death at early stages stopping players from getting too greedy. it makes it scary and exciting. it also stretches out the exploration so you're not just grinding through 120 levels of mines in one week.

>>136006254
yawn

>>136006712
Skipping rope on beach near leah? If nothing else sit down in the bushes outside her home and wait.

who else /darkboots/ here?

fuck walking around with purple shoes

>>136006940

>not wearing genie shoes
>not coming from a land from a faraway place where the caravan camels roam
>not even knowing about where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense
>tfw it's barbaric, but hey, it's home

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>>136004412
GRANDPA, PLEASE LET ME GO!

I DID TAKE CARE OF THE FARM AS YOU WANTED JUST DON'T TAKE ME TO THE VOID!

>>136005412

> Point out that gold is eventually meaningless so everything is ultimately about aesthetics
> Fundamental design of the game since it doesn't have a win state is "the way I play"

Are you actually retarded? Let me figure this out.

If you're trying to say gold matters, you're wrong because whatever you do to generate it will eventually give more than enough.

If you're trying to say that typical cash mill blobs of kegs/bee hives/one crop dominating the farm looks good, you have shit taste.

If you're trying to say that for some people this game is literally watching a meaningless number get as large as possible as fast as possible, then they should know that their farm looks like ass and Cookie Clicker is free.

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>>136006170
We pull in berry's, Ancient wine all just to combat JoJa.

What the fuck am I even supposed to do to catch the different-colored fish in the lake (squid I assume)?
It doesn't even seem physically possible. It just zooms straight from the very bottom to the very top, then by the time my bar gets to the top it goes back down to the bottom.

What the fuck.

>>136007362
>IF YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME THE WAY I LIKE IT TO PLAY YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE

Man, puberty is such a rough time in life

Hope you do well, kiddo

>>136005276
>>136005072
>>136005081
>>136004915
>>136004905
>>136004783
Excuse the quality and out of sync audio, but I caught it on recording.

https://youtu.be/xnfocRzNm4s?t=1m3s

>>136007460
gitgud

Or get that fishing mod

>>136007460
Your capture bar grows bigger for every level in fishing.

There's some food that increases it too.

When the bar occupies 20-25% of the entire fish space it's a shitload lot easier to capture things.

>>136007357

grandpa looks so comfy

>>135997804
Can someone post this on reddit to see their responses? Link it here to give it visibility

>>135997804
lol is this from neogaf

>>136007543
it's ancient spooky

Best season to cash in those wild seeds?

H-how do the rabbits drop rabbit's feet?

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>>136004912

Got you beat

>>136006254
Get out of here DSP

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>>136008147
>>136004912

If you're gonna one-up him...

>>136007771

b-but we'd have to make a reddit account to do that

I asked a friend of mine why they like this game so much. They started the Harvest Moon bullshit, but I asked them what's fun about THIS game.

They don't know. They couldn't think of anything that they actually consider fun.

So I'm asking you now. What do you find fun? What are you actually doing that makes it entertaining? Or are you just always grinding towards another goal?

>>136006254
You again?

holy fuck winter seeds are actually pretty profitable

>>136008639
Again?

Do you not have an answer? Are you going to get defensive too?

>>136008512

nice, gotta catch those legendary fish now I guess

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>tfw you paid 15 shmekels for a game with quality mapping like this

>>136007709
Well that's pretty handy.
I guess the fact that I haven't fished regularly for like 3 seasons means I'm kind of behind.

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>Part 1
I finally managed to make the event.
And I still don't know how to continue the event in another map, so I had to immediately connect another event.

Also
>shitty quality recording
because fucking 4chan and its fucking 4mb limit.

>>136008535
You know, if someone bothered about the diversity enough would make at least one, but preferably several complete, total makeovers of the villager looks and the house architecture to suit styles of various nations and civilizations, I'd be genuinely impressed.

>Chinese village
>Indian village
>North african village
>Siberian village
>Swiss village
>Greek village
etc

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>>136008751

Sell void chicks? No use further on, right?

>>136008751
There's no being defensive against someone that comes here to spew "facebook" game every single day because he has run out of options with what to do with his own life. Also i never ran into bad collision, and you never truly provide any backup to your claims, it's all rage spewing for the sake of baiting replies.

Just like my reply, but hey, i'm also out of options with what to do with my time too, so whatever.

>>136008946
Dude, just download webm for retards

To counter all the animal hating shitposters I bring two valid reasons why to raise cows.

225 energy
90 Health

Seriously gold star cheese allowed me to brute force so many things in year 1.

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>>136008512
>>136008147
>>136004912

I think you guys need more diversity in your products.

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>>136006254
You got try harder than that.
Week bait

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>>136006254

>>136008946
>That was a nice chat.
Shit, I laughed.

>>136009025
I like having cows for pepper poppers. Hands down the best stat food in the game next to lucky lunch.

>>136008618
Low pressure and much options for creativity.

It's like a comfy 2D minecraft. It's not something you play for the combat or farming simulation aspects. You're given an open world and are free to optimize it according to your tastes and strategies. And unlike a lot of other economy based games there's no brutal enemy presence that demands that you optimize in a certain way.

It's a low-stress freedom oriented kind of fun, with positive reward based motivation instead of negative punishment based motivation.

>>136009025
For easy daily milking yeah, but i think Sashimi still wins out because you can get fish much more faster and easily.

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>>136009025
I lived half of the year off of salmonberries and the other half off of blackberries.
As a rule of thumb, berries in this game are all pretty OP

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u ok alex

>>136009025
If you plant like 15 hops plants during summer this will produce enough hops to last you the whole year. Hops have ridiculous energy. I just walk around everywhere with my stack of 80+ silver star hops.

>>136008618
The only worthwhile part of this game is Sebastian.

>>136009061
Nice - is this Year 2 or Year 1?

The begging continues. Steamid: jibunwo96

>>136008618

It's like minecraft, While you lose the Cozy Custom Built 3D House aspect, You still have a massive amount of customization in aspects of developing an economical farm. Some people enjoy optimizing like those faggots who argue on the forums whether wine or Jelly is better ITS WINE YOU FUCKS.

Me in particular, I enjoy the fishing minigame, and the absolutely cozy soundtrack. the game has a great style and some good music to chill to. Little events here or there to make the game lively, and some abstract goals to work towards. Like figuring out the games little secrets without using a wiki.

TL;DR It's a Sim Game.

>>136009807
No anon

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>>136009527

>Using hops for things besides Pale Ale

>>136009804
Year 1. I got lucky with a fish taco in the mail from Gus for being his friend. Crimson fish was easy as fuck to catch.

I rushed the bus repair bundle at the expense of not getting any animals or house upgrade until fall. Went to the desert on Summer 15, was able to plant 60+ starfruit the first year.

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>>136009652

t-thanks, anon!

>>136009807
Are you fat? Because for someone to reject your offers to suck their dick for 15 dollars is quite rare for three weeks.

>>136010010
Yes anon.

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This is why save scumming exists

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>There are already light fat fetish mods for this game
Hoo boy, I don't think I should like this, but I do.

>Milk a pig
>It produces a truffel
Intuitive!

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>>136009652

>>136010156
I'm not gonna suck ducks but I sure as shit will beg.

>>136010245
How are you still dying in the mines with that much gold and 36 item pack? Why are you still visiting regular mines instead of Skull Cavern at this point?

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>>136008946
>Part 2
Yeah, I know, I forgot to stop the hugging animation for the farmer. I already fixed that.

Now I only need to learn how to change the time (if it's possible) via event commands.

I've spent a literal day playtesting this fucking event, and it's still nowhere near how I wanted it. goddamnit Marnie, WHY DO YOU FUCKING CLOSE AT 6

Any ideas for other Jas heart events?

>>136010245


>WHY DOES DYING HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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>>136010303