/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

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Kill me

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Which one /sdvg/

>>136046854
I was literally about to make a new thread. Good on you for beating me to the punch.

>>136046942
Fuck this bitch right here. Just built a coop in late fall. Currently building a silo. Changes to winter. No grass anywhere...no problem, I'll just buy some hay from Marnie. This cunt leaves the house at exactly 9am for hours, comes back and stands in front of the microwave from 3 to 9. Next day, stays in her room until 11, leaves the house and doesn't return until after 6.

MY CHICKENS ARE LITERALLY STAVING TO DEATH YOU FAT WHORE

>>136046949
yes

>>136047181

Try not being shit and cutting grass before winter.

>>136047181
That's on you for being absolutely shit at planning.

>>136047290
>>136047284

I wasn't aware the game takes place in Antarctica and all plant life is eradicated during winter. Not all of us memorize the wiki before playing.

>>136047181
your chickens won't die, you'll be fine

>>136047381
>memorizing the wiki
>learning about a very, very simple core mechanic from the two previous season changes

Not really the same.

>>136046942
Goddamnit Marnie, WHY DO YOU CLOSE AFTER 6.

>>136046949
it's a tie between leah, abigail, haley, and maru

maru is doing the glasses thing on the fourth one, so she looks extra fucking cute

i'm waiting for someone to completely overhaul the males and turn them into females as well, so we have even more waifu to fight about, boys are for gays anyway

>>136047381
it's common sense that the only shit that grows in winter are winter plants

I did the same thing as you, I got my coop in early fall and got a silo at about fall 13, what I did differently than you was also buy a bunch of grass starters and just tossed them all out, they're currently growing well

>>136047381

>Not all of us memorize the wiki before playing.

Maybe you can stop rationalizing and blaming the game and just admit you made a mistake?

>>136047381
Do you even watch TV? Livin' Off The Land literally tells you that crops will die in the winter a few days before it begins.

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Hey Anon, come to my store and buy some fucking seeds.

>>136047425

they'll hate him and produce shitty eggs

>>136047658
Fuck off, Marnie

>>136047614
>wasting those iron bars

Also, I found that bait + dressed spinner + pirate ends up getting you more total treasure, and a lot more fish.

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>>136047738

Sounds good. I'll just close my shop early today.

Enjoy being alone in my house, pissant.

>>136047728
that hatred will sustain them in the harsh winter

>>136047381

TV tells you, and every old Harvest Moon game has this mechanic.

I bet you're the same guy that got buttblasted after he died in level 99 of the mines to a rock crab. Got that same passive aggressive inability to take responsibility.

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>>136047727

>>136047847
I bought them at 1k each

>>136047523
Grass never dies between those seasons. It only abruptly happens in Winter.

Ironically, crops other than grass may even survive.

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>Gus
>Not the coolest bro

>>136046949
I want them all.

>>136046949
This might be the one time I actually go for the blonde, Haley is really fucking cute

But they're all fucking cute, polygamy when

>>136048187
Guy's a huge cunt to Elliot

>>136048117

Only corn and fruit trees.

>>136046949
I love them all.
But like penny the most

>>136046949
>Leah on the phone with the "Who the fuck is this" face

So I have an important question.
What pet name do the bachelors call you once you get married? This is very important to me.

>>136046949
That Maru and Haley are definitely different to the original anime portraits, are you editing them to look like that or do you have a source?

>>136048660
http://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/14/?

>>136048117
The point is that you shouldn't have just counted on the grass to be there, even if it didn't die between previous seasons you should have planned ahead. That means not taking on big projects as the season changes if you don't know how it'll affect things.

>>136047381
>the wiki
Someone never played a harvest moon game.

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>>136048245
The girls are all pretty great. Still, Haley is enough for me.

>>136048831
That guy isn't even me, but I wouldn't call 4 chickens a big project. And I had a plan, it was to buy hay, it's just shitty that you can't buy anything from this woman if she is 10 feet from her counter.

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Got a question for ya, I had this giant mushroom show up in fall (I put a tap on it for shits and giggles. Turns out that it spits out red, purple and common mushrooms if you do that.) and when winter hit it turned into a stump. will it grow back come spring?

>>136048913
Crops could grow out of season in some of the Harvest Moon games.

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If you didnt marry Haley I feel bad more you son, I got 99 problems but MUH DICK aint one

Is there a mod for clean harvest moon style grass yet?

>>136049537
?

>>136049387
I want to cum inside Haley

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>>136048763
Huh, why did the creator add Jas to an older version of his mod?

Or is the bunni-hime version someone else redoing his spritework in higher quality?

>>136050071
The other version is a variation done with the original dudes permission

>>136050195
Ah. I hope he does it for the rest of the characters then, no offence to the creator but the variations are done much better.

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I accidently placed a bomb down and blew up all my chests.

>>136050435


I wish the game had random events that could really fuck with your shit so you'd have to work instead of just collecting dosh

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fucking coalburner I swear to god

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Is this the most one-sided perk choice in all of gaming?

>>136051147
>fully expecting to get absolutely nothing for "christmas"
>clint gives me 5 fucking gold bars
thanks man, I hope I can make you not so depressed.

>>136051426
Yes it is. You want trapper because of the lvl 10 perks, and because fishing gets outscaled fucking quick

>>136051501
>Yes it is.
I figured as mu-
>You want trapper because of the lvl 10 perks, and because fishing gets outscaled fucking quick
Wait, what? Guessing it has to do with the fact that traps are a constant factor while fishing only works with using time on it?

>>136051426
no, that's forester vs gatherer

>>136051586
Trapper lets you either get "fish" tagged items that let you spam quality fertilizers.
Bonus if you put your cages around the 2nd beach so you can grab corals while you're reaping your cages for deluxe speed grows.

>>136051426
Trapper

>>136051586
Traps are great for money, even from your shitty ponds. I use them for sashimi and fertilizer.

>>136051501
By the time you can make enough crab pots to make it worthwhile you should be spending those resources on kegs anyway or you'll be too rich for it to matter anymore. Pirate helps you fill out the Museum which is annoying as fuck to do just by digging worms.

>>136051592
forester is a good choice too though because you can get hardwood from regular trees.

>>136051586
lvl 10 perks after trapper are trashless and baitless

baitless mass crob pots is fuckin gr8

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>>136051592
>tfw I took Forester and Fisher before I really knew what was good.

>explosion in the night

what does it mean?

>>136051976

check near teh pond

>>136051947
>that gif
w-what is that?

>>136051426
You can do what the other guys are saying, but keep in mind, going trapper means every morning you will have to both water your crops and go to the beach to collect all of your trapper loot, half of it being trash, or you can go fisher and have the easiest early game in the world and never fish again after.

>>136051976
Gotoro Empire coming to steal your women

>>136051943
>forester is a good choice too though because you can get hardwood from regular trees.
No it fucking isn't. 12 hardwood a day from the secret forest is more hardwood than you'll ever need.

Fucking tripfags spreading misinformation, every single time.

>>136051426
You can change what you chose at any time by editing a config file. Don't think too hard about it.

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>>136051857
>MLP NPC Retexture Mod for Stardew Valley
>MLP NPC Retexture
>MLP

Goddamnit.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/mlp-npc-retexture-mod-for-stardew-valley.110840/

I'm alright with the "anthro" characters, but jfc I do not like ponies. At all

>>136052015

crouzon syndrome

I have to get Fabio something for Not! Christmas, suggestions?

>>136052057
>expecting tripshits to know anything
>especially ex /lolg/ tripshits to know anything
Laffin

>>136052089
U-uh why did you quote me?

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JAINA PROUDMOORE MOD FOR HALEY WHEN
MY FARMER ARTHAS ROLEPLAY MUST BE COMPLETE
A WHITE/BLONDE HORSE WOULD BE NICE TOO

>>136052119
Oops, sorry, didn't mean to quote.

>>136052089

furfag pls go

>>136052014
instructions unclear, lost at sea

>>136052143
fucking make it yourself

if you spent less time begging and more time working you'd have your mod already

>>136051976
Meteorite fell somewhere on your farm

>>136052160
Oh, np it happens!

>>136052218
>implying i don't have cerebral palsy and can't draw for shit regardless

th-thanks anon

>>136052056
>not going the homoromance route to avoid this

>>136052089
>this is what happens when modding is accessible to literally any mouthbreather.

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>>136049607
Something like this mod but bending around the edges a bit so it doesn't look to much like a carpet.

A clean grass lawn look.

so is it true that I don't need scarecrows in the winter?

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>be dark skinned farmer girl, muscular from hard work farming and chopping wood
>marry petite light skinned girl to do housework
>nightly lewds with waifu to soothe aching muscles

Living the Real XXIII dream

>>136050435
r e s t a r t t h e d a y

>>136052483
more nijuu yuri doujins when

>>136052380

sounds gay

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>>136052756
I did, but it still scared me bad, everything just disappeared.

>>136050561

Fucking Haley changed my wallpaper to pink.

Shit is real.

>>136052984
you have ugly hair

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>complete all bundles
>fuck yes, finally some recognition for my hard work
>suddenly Joja is kicked out of town
>the jew won
mfw

Where shall I go now when I desperately need more seeds at 10:30pm?
Is there any way to fuck over Pierre?
If I knew this would happen I would have bought a Joja membership and gotten all town upgrades much easier to boot.

>>136046942
So /vg/ did Lewis ask for truffle oil to use for lube with Marnie I mean what else is it for? Why is he so shady and rude?

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>>136053153
I'd really like if you'd be able to buy the old Joja mart and turn it into your own shop and finish what Joja never could. Capitalism Ho bitches!

>>136048632
Elliot calls me pookie or honey

>>136047648
Bachelor genderswap anon here. I've already turned the males into females, but it's in the game's artstyle, not gay baby weeaboo bullshit.

I was actually about to post to gauge interest in a set of anime-styled portraits for the girl!bachelors, for funsies. What do the rest of you anons think?

>>136053526

let's see em

>>136048632
You can change this, it's just lines of dialogue in the xnb files

>>136053153
>>136053263
Is finishing the community center really worth it? I'm 2 items away and if it takes away the mart for late shopping isn't that busting my own ass?

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second to last day of the season and I can't use the whole entire town?

real fucking neato

>>136048632
I think there's a pool of names they all just randomly draw from. emo called me pookie once, which is simply terrible.

>>136053842
Sucks shit senpai after first year events are just wasted days

>>136053153
>>136053820
Why the fuck can't you just visit the shop earlier?

>>136053940
I hate the jew anon

>>136053964
Then why are you fucking his only competitor up? Didn't you pay attention to dialogue and not know?

>>136053940
Because tilling the dirt took a bit longer than expected?

what level of the desert temple do i start getting iridium? my only iridium so far has been sheer luck through other avenues, and the quarry; but i'm near the end of winter 1, so i'd like to have my sprinklers ready for the new year.

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Friendly reminder to not fix the community center not because of either of the jews but because fucking Clint randomly decides to fuck around in the boiler room for a whole day instead of being at his job during his already short work hours.

>>136054016
I don't even know if any of this community shit will be worth it. Ruined my damn game. Hope Caroline dumps on him.

>>136054076
then till it afterwards? the shop has a time window, farming doesn't

>>136054016
Is it stated anywhere that Jojamart will go out of business if I complete the bundles?

>>136054121
Community center sounds like shit. Fuckin jews and lazy shopkeepers

>>136054138

could you imagine if it did?

>water after noon requires twice as much water
>leaving crops unpicked leaves it open to pests (wild rabbits, squirrels, birds other than crows)

>>136053153
I wonder if making Pierre appear this obnoxious is intentional.

>>136054162
>>136054016
If I reset my game and do joja will Pierre close and eat shit?

>>136054138
Sometimes I miscalculate the seeds needed, manage to get more fields or just fuck up something in general. Jojamart was a nice backup. Now I'm out of my late night shopping AND I caused the jew to win. I'm truly a stupid goy.

>>136054293
Sorry for your loss senpai

>Defending the corporate menace

>>136053820
You get a worthless trophy from it but that's all.

>>136054162
Lewis says if you support the joja he will close community but it doesn't say shit about joja closing. But Shane still works at joja even after it's closed. Shady shit.

>>136054373
Defending the jew

>Walk into the saloon to give out some gifts and talk to people
>Shane: How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone?
>Clint: Don't you have a job to do?
>Pam: Don't you have work to do? You should be working more and not moping around town all day

Holy shit you FUCKING shitlords I should literally buy this god damn town and sell it to Joja.

>>136054138
You get 9 hours after the store closes, and 3 hours before it opens.

If time is still problematic for you, go check with Gus. His coffee helps, and I usually keep some stocked in my kitchen.

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Will this work or do I need to keep dodging around to feed them

>>136054779
I am doing work. I just don't let you see it because you all judge me when I go through the trash.

>>136055086
you could have made it thinner and used the charge-up on the watering can instead

Mushrooms or fruit bats?

>>136054624
Better Pierre then lord of the scum Morris.

>>136055243
But only barely

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>>136055174
Yea that worked too, thanks
Least I won't have to worry about them not reaching the feeding bowls this way.

>>136055086
>>136055425
U-umm dont you feed them from the outside?

>>136055243
In what way is Morris worse than Pierre?
Pierre is always and always talking about making money, trying to peddle trinkets on you during holidays or causing jewery in general.
Morris sticks to his shop and only limit his dirty tactics to only using it against Pierre.
I don't see Morris pushing trinkets on townspeople during the flower festival.

>>136055576
anon's watering can is made out of iridium, it can reach all of the bowls from there

>>136055706
>“The Pelican Town JojaMart is Morris' first store as manager. He truly believes that Joja Corporation will propel the Ferngill Republic toward a more prosperous future.”
Morris is also doing all that because he believes it's the best for his country while Pierre just wants to badly make money.

The entire boycott scene was fucked up. Pierre abused everyone's excitement and high emotions at that moment and rallied everyone against Morris for no real reason.
Joja never had anything to do with the Community Center breaking down in the first place.


Morris would even gladly help you develop Pelican Town if you joined him even if it had no real benefit to him, he just wants to use Joja's manpower to give back to the community. Something Pierre won't ever do.

>>136056135
But i mean outside as in from the outerworld, not from inside the slime thing

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Is this enough for first place?

>>136055706

So, what your saying is that Morris in no way participates in the culture of Pelican Town or cares about being apart of the community?

>>136055706

not that other guy,

pierre is trying to make a successful business and morris is trying to put him out of business, he has a family to support.

LITERALLY coming into someone else's business and advertising lower prices? that's scum

fuck morris

>>>136056135
>anon's watering can is made out of iridium, it can reach all of the bowls from there

wait what?

>check wiki
>upgrading water can increases how many tiles it waters

>fall 27
>I still have a vanilla watering can

I thought upgrading it just made it hold more water
this hurts

>>136056212

You're missing the point - Joja suppresses the culture of the Valley with corporate sameness.

The only reason Pierre is so moneygrubbing in the first place is that he has to compete with Morris' constant undercutting off the market.

It's a problem that Joja created - they can't be the problem and the solution at the same time.

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>>136055576
>>136056224
How though.
Is there anyway to access that trapdoor on the top to drop down water or ducks for your slimes or something

>>136056390
He's literally still the money grabbing little shit after Joja gets kicked out and it's fair to say that he even escalated after it.

There are people actually defending the Wal-mart of Stardew Valley?

>>136056654

yup

>>136056654
Well there are also people defending the money grubbing kike

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>piratefag
>updated to 1.06, no hotfix
>stuck on a day where penny goes on a rampage and fucks up half of my farm
>can't find any versions with the hotfix included
guess it's time for me to give money to chucklefucks

>>136056842
>>stuck on a day where penny goes on a rampage and fucks up half of my farm
wut

>>136056304
>the candle industry must be protected, think of the families, boycott the light bulbs!
Protectionism plz

>>136056768
Better one jew than an entire company of jews.
At least you can sit there knowing that you make by far more money than he does.

>>136056842
Worth the money though.
No seriously, if my friend hasn't gotten the game by the time I've got some money to spare, I'm gonna buy it for him just to feel better.

>>136057075

nah

I was totally fine with both of them until morris came into pierre's shop and started advertising there

scum bag

fucking this >>136057147, the money frenchie gets stays in teh community

>>136048946
Nope, maybe next fall

>>136056891
There was some kind of a bug with the marriage dialogue overhaul patch where people's waifus go outside and literally destroy everything that stands in their way.

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Will the slime be able to spawn outside if I have a gate here

>>136055086
I want this hutch to be my kegs storage. Just wait.

>>136056238
I think it is not, use that egg to make mayonese.

>wake up
>sadpanda is back
oh boy.

>>136056238
What other gold items you got?

How do i respec my skills?

>>136048946
Did for me.

>>136055086
>>136057887
ls the profit from slimes actually worth it? Considering building the hutch for solely keg storage, but not sure if I'll be missing out on big money/goodies from slimes.

>>136059330
There is no profit

>>136052119
Where are true anons that sent tons of "kill yourself" comments to every tripping guy? So far only tripfag I know of and is based is Trainwiz.

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>>136059405
purple slimes can drop iridium. You just need to spawn a shitton of them and occasionally go farming them.

But really, 3D Printing of diamonds is where it's at. Picrelated, me setting up my factory.

>>136055212
They're both shit.

People say mushrooms are better than bats. Maybe they are if you get them early enough. They give a decent amount of energy so they can probably speed up your early game a bit by offsetting the energy cost of mining or manually watering your crops.

Right around the time I got them though I'd upgraded my tools enough that I stopped needing a full energy bar to get everything I wanted out of a day, so I've never used any of the mushrooms grown in my cave. I think I'd have preferred bats just for the chance to make a few bundles easier, but I don't think bats would help that much either.

Take mushrooms I guess. Having a stockpile of free energy might come in handy at some point.

Hopefully we get mods to put a sex dungeon in the cave instead.

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>>136057740

>>136052380
>>136056490
>>136057828
What mod is that for the grass? btw good job man, you improved a lot with the desing.

>>136046949
Maru is the clear winner

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>Haley's birthday
>i should go give her something i found on the floor
>enter house
>its_event_time.gif
>uh oh
>"hey anon what do you want want with me in this small dark room"
>i could help decorate or something i guess
>"that's the best you can come up with?"
>you were literally at my wedding last week what's wrong with you
>next day, see this
Haley, get a fucking grip.

Is it because I married Alex?

>>136058629

Edit your save file.

How do I use the trap bobber?

>>136060135
What exactly do i need to edit?

>>136060128

The only "correct" option was to kiss her. After all, you had to giver her the bouquet to see that event.

I want to hold hands with Maru.

>>136060237
I played the field a little before deciding, guess I totally forgot I didn't see her event. Getting it now makes Haley seem like some kind of homewrecker.

How long will it be til we too can finally sit on benches and the chairs in our houses?
>tfw wife doesn't even use your chairs at home when at home on days off even with this new update.
lame.

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>>136060248
Anon, this is christian anonymous imageboard, stop being so lewd.

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>>136060365
>bouquets are a symbol that you are interested in a romantic relationship
>give bouquets to two people
>blame the other person for being a homewrecker

>>136060464

It's not like going on a date should last for eternity though. I should be able to break up with those who it didn't work out with.

>>136060561
tell that to the 9 people i'm not married to who all regularly drop hints about living on a farm

>>136060042
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/frauhaselmaus-workshop-many-many-retextures-example-grasspaths.109701/
It's this one.
I wish Ape would add an official grass path option though. Preferably one that curves around like cobblestones.

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>>136060464
>kind of a slut, casually seeing several people
>cut that shit out and commit
>get married
>see old flame (we live in the same fucking town it's gonna happen)
>"anon, you should kiss me"
>no
>"wow what an asshole"

>the most expensive farm animal is the pig
as someone that grew up on a ranch, i find this mildly amusing

>>136060897
The whole no-butchering policy gets sillier and sillier once you realize that slime farming and fishing are a part of this game.

>>136060897
What's the most expensive one irl?

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>>136057828
Well there's that question answered

>>136060991
Not really, slimes don't exist in real life.

What does make it sillier is that you can kill bats and collect their wings.

>>136061012
trained stallions probably

>>136061181
>build a stable
>free horse!
>it stays where you leave it and comes home on its own at night

>>136060897
Are those pigs trained to hunt truffles?

Marnie's are despite all of her sold animals being babies.

>>136048946
Yeah it comes back

>there's no heart events with Jas
why even live?

>>136051943
>Already need to harvest the pots
>Wasting your L10 on baitless
>When bait is 5g
Good to know holding right click and moving down a line is too much for a tripfaggot

>>136054108
70+

>>136062032
'm working on it anon.
By the way, anyone have ideas for Jas' 2, 4, 6 & 8 Heart Events?

>>136056304
I could maybe care about the courier pidgeon industry if he did fucking anything about morris coming into his shop and giving 50% discounts in front of his face. Pierre deserves everything that happens to that beta cuck of a jew with a faithless wife that gave birth to the wizards spawn who he raises like the limp wristed sack of shit he is and let's not forget abigail had her hair permanently changed to purple by her actual father. Fuck Pierre.

>>136062358
2 should definitely be a tea party

one of them should be helping her learn to count while skipping rope

>>136062358
8 should be anal

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Option to go to Juju City and kickstart a cozy little Coffee Shop where?

>>136062640
When you make the mod

>>136062502
If I'm not wrong she starts opening up to the farmer at 3-4 hearts, so maybe invert those two?
As in, 2 heart event = help her count while skipping rope, 4 heart event = you're invited to her tea party.

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Where's all the mods that help me harvest my millions of Blueberries? Mod the scythe to harvest everything in one swoop.

>>136063013
Take a wild guess

>>136063261
I mean someone had to have thought of making it, I haven't found any in any search. Thinking it's not clearly visible if such a mod even exist.

>>136063674
you monster

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>>136063674
>the train just clips through the horse
>i wonder what would happen if i right clicked the horse
>mount
>can't move
>can't unmount
>take constant damage
>die
i deserved that

>>136063497
I found it in 2 minutes

>>136063986
We all learnt a valuable lesson.

STOP GIVING ME FUCKING ANCIENT SCROLLS HOLY SHIT I'VE COLLECTED THE WHOLE FUCKING SET AT LEAST SIX TIMES NOW FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMN HOBBITS STOP SHITTING UP MY FUCKING INVENTORY WITH YOUR GARBAGE EVERY TIME I KILL A FUCKING SLIME

>>136064098
Would you share the name of the mod? Appreciate it

>73 inch catfish
holy shit

>>136064312
And yet you can only make one shashimi from it..

>>136062358
2 Heart Event: Jas actually decides you are nice enough to talk to and asks if you like the town, and that she wants to try to be nice (This is because of course, she looks at you with suspicion a lot before)

4 Heart Event: Jas hurts herself while playing with Vincent and cuts her leg, you have the option of helping her, either by patching her wound yourself or taking her to Marnie.

6 Heart Event: Jas asks you for help with some homework Penny has given her, you can tell her the answer outright or try to point her to it. If Penny is your wife, she can comment on your method afterward, applauding you if you helped guide Jas to the answer rather than telling her outright.

8 Heart Event: Jas asks for you to brush her hair as she sits by the lake and talks with you. She thinks you really are the best person that has come to the valley in a long time and hopes you'll stay around as she grows, reflecting how wrong she was about you when she first met you. If you respond you won't go anywhere, she hugs you and makes you promise.

>>136064476
>she hugs you and makes you promise
;_;

Is there anything else I should be doing on my first winter but actually plan out and develop my farm beyond the like fifth of it I have currently in use?

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Reminder that Grandpa's always watching.

>>136047764

all this grass will soften the blow when she inevitably crashes from drunk driving

>>136064595
plant some trees.
catch up on the mine if you haven't already. Make sure to crack the geodes on a lucky day.
Some specific fish, idk.

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>>136063986
Play as a horse when?
>Carry forage shit one mouthfull at a time into the sell box
>Push it to pierre's to sell stuff
>Kick fallen branches for a mouthful of wood and stone for stones
>For the materials and some pierre sheckles Robin will make a pull wagon fit for a horse at the abandoned farm you're squatting on
>Give Clint some of your pierre sheckles to use a forge
>Thank god you finally have some storage space
>Buy some seeds and scratch out irrigation ditches on the farm
>Selling produce and beginning to enjoy things
>Start mouth fishing in your down time. Hard at first but as your reflexes get faster you become better than Willy ever was
>All this digging, kicking trees, and biting fish has made you swole as hell brah
>Kick open the mine and start bullying the locals for ores so you no longer have to buy from clint
>yfw some filthy illegal farmigrant arrives at the start of spring and steals notyour farm
>tfw a farmer escaping from the drudgery of office life made you homeless and unemployed

>>136064295
Fuck no, if you can't read the OP idgaf

>>136064349
Able to fillet for abitrary units of fish when?
Able to smoke fish when?
Able to set up evaporation pools for salt when?
Fish jerky when?
Drying racks for fish when?
Seasonal herbs for flavoring when?
Able to butcher livestock when?
Cattle rancher when?
Able to have your waifu or a hired hand manage the cattle/farm when?
Able to craft various flavored sausages of varying values depending on what and how much of what you put into it when?
Jebediah's quality hard sausages food wagon when?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jojamart orientation, and I’ve been involved in numerous blueberry harvests, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in the mines. I am trained in hit and run combat and I’m the top earner in the entire Stardew Valley. You are nothing to me but just another scrub who can't complete the mines. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Valley, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the General? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friendly townsfolk across the Valley and your farm is being bombed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your farm. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in slingshot combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adventurers' Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>136064835
>secret network of friendly townsfolk across the Valley
nice1

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Alright, I'm tired of working on the 10 Heart Event.

>JAS MARRIAGE MOD

Download: https://mega.nz/#!V5NwHKha!-nNirkvH0HFXGazk_lnUXwL226-rBwUf329bsb1yuoc

The mod includes the possibility of dating & marrying Jas, as well as custom sprites for the Flower Dance.

>HOW TO INSTALL
Make a back up of your Content folder and of your savefile. Extract the rar in your game folder and overwrite everything.
The mod is working if the word "SINGLE" appears underneath Jas' name in the Social screen.
If it doesn't:
a_ Try giving a gift to Jas, talking to her or going to bed;
b_ You might have made a mistake while installing.

[RANT]
I updated to 1.06, and tried to add marriage dialogue & some normal dialogue. The portrait used was a bit modified by me for some of the espressions = if you use another portrait it won't work properly.
There's only ONE custom event (the 10 Hearts one), that I unfortunately had to split in two parts (one in Marnie's shop and another in the forest), so after the first part finishes you'll still be in Marnie's shop and Jas might be there.
After exiting the second part of the event should trigger.
[/RANT]

>>136064476
I really like those event ideas, anon.
I'm lazy af, but the first event should be relatively simple to implement. The others would need a bit of spriting ability (which I lack), but they sound like really cool ideas.

Also, that 8 heart event
>MY FEELS

What should I be doing in unlucky days?

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>>136065023

>>136065023
if you don't know what to do, fish

>>136065052
Does luck food stack? So I can eat a +3, a +2 and 2 +1's?

Can eating a +3 luck salvage a shit luck day in the mines or is it ruined at the start of the day?

>>136064476
>No event where Jas knocks on your door at night, tells you she had a nightmare and asks if she can sleep in your bed. Then in the morning she calls you papa and says she wants to live with you from now on, giving you the option to adopt her.

>>136064959
>>136064476
>>136064584
>play to year 10 without marrying anyone
>get the option to inherit the farm to Jas on your death bed
;_;

>>136065389
>Jas had to come to you cause marnie was too busy donkey punching lewis to be there for her
;_;

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Did you manage to get yourself a Joja Sign as a trophy before it went down?

Post trophy room layouts.

>>136064959
Thanks,

I had the idea of Shane grumpyness and Marnie's neglect (so she can focus on her liason) affecting her badly. With Vincent and Penny being the only people she really likes till you come along.

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>>136065389
>she permanently replaces the cat

>>136064262
Give them to dwarf sempai as gifts.

>>136064262
>Bitching about getting favorite gifts

http://the-upright-infinity.tumblr.com/post/141447752567/8s-stardew-valley-mods
>that phat cowgirl mod
so when will someone change the color into humans?
I need this.

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>>136065389
>have nightmare
>leave the safety of home to cross a haunted farm at night
seems reasonable

>>136065721
She's gotta get away from the monster next door. It may not be safe outside but it's definitely not safe there for her crotch

>>136065721
Maybe she ran away from home because she was scared of Lewis.

>>136065389
That sounds cute, but as >>136065721 said, it seems kind of stupid from her standpoint.
Maybe make it an after wedding event, where you're woken up in the middle of the night (like with the earthquake, if I'm not wrong) and you have to comfort her?

Or, I dunno, sleepover?

>>136065861
>Ahh, farmer-sempai! Farmer-sempai wake up! Lewis is beating auntie again.

>>136065692
There's already a (flat chested) cowgirl mod around. It shouldn't be too hard to cut+paste and recolor.

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who /inconvenience/ here?

>that look your character has in the spa
>singing: peeing in the pool

>>136066008
What's your fishing level?
I tried that before and I couldn't reach it.

What are the requirements for having working Bee Houses?
Do they have to be separated, do they each need their own flowers, how does the 5*4 reach work exactly?
Could someone just post a picture of their own, so I can get an idea?

>>136066098
9

>>136066109
they can all use the same flower.

Does slime killed in the slime hutch count toward the 1000 kill quest?

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>>136065984
I wonder how clear cut the slime breeding stuff is in the code. Imagine breeding rock crabs. I know there's a fish farm out

>>136066109
Not winter, harvests every 3-4 days with flavored honey if there's a grown flower you haven't harvested inside the 4 horizontal, 4 high distance
Like the scarecrow but smaller so poorly

>>136065879
I don't know, the farm is really close to Marnie's. And if her aunt was "busy" i don't think it's that stupid. But it doesn't necessarily have to be a nightmare, maybe she just feels lonely, or she doesn't like lewis, or it's just a excuse to come to your house.

>>136066451
>Scene where you have to scold her for skipping out on school to stalk you while you work on your farm
Daww

>>136065692
>>136065984
Wait, now that I think about it, aren't those mlp sprites larger than 16 pixels?
Does that mean that the game adapts to the ratio and not to the actual size, like with RPG Maker XP?
Or is it simply because cows have bigger default sprites?

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>>136062032
>>136064476
>>136062358

>tfw Jas will eventually leave you when she gets married and you'll be all alone again

>>136066606
>tfw Jas is secretely a yandere/a bit unhinged and stalkerish because of her parents' death, Shane's grumpiness and Lewis pounding Marnie's tuna so she tends to attach herself very STRONGLY to people

>>136066790
aren't the cow sprites larger?
The guy posted an animated thing where the pink one is next to a recolored normal cow, and the pixels seem to be the same resolution.

>>136066902
>You help raise her into a strong and intelligent girl
>Pay for her to go to a good college
>She may move on but you'll always be the foundation of her success
Can't hold her back and if that means being introduced as Uncle/Auntie farmer at family gatherings well that's alright.

>>136066924
Speaking of Shane, wouldn't a lot of villagers close to him hate you if you support Jojamart rather than run them out of town? I mean, look at what a mess it turned him into.

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New brown cowgirl version, now with more sideboob.

Download links and variations after noon.

>>136067413
are you the guy from the forums?

>>136067332
Just need to kidnap that manpussy and put him to work on the farm. Bitch I'll give you a shack by the pond, 5 coops, 5 chickens, butt load of crab pots and a salary.

>>136067413
>bottom 3rd from left
Nightmare fuel

>>136067332
The joke is that there are no villagers close to Shane

Even Marnie is basically just his landlord, they never talk about each other with anything like endearment

>>136067564
Ahegao cow demands all your gold! om nom nom!

>>136067647
autism

>>136067413
her left foot and left arm move forward at the same time.
That's not how humanoids gyrate in their bipedal locomotion.

>>136067496

Yep.

>>136067564

The faces just the same as the original, they look cute ingame.

>>136067904

Yeah, i somehow fucked that up, i will fix it along with the ears when i get home.

>>136068153
also, a little thing that bothers me, is the breasts from the front.
They look like a boomerang. There is too much of a mental line from the straps into the arms.

>>136067625
>>136067547
It's a shame, perhaps the dialogue with Jas/Marnie once their heart ratings are high enough comment on how bad they feel for him and wish he could be more like you.

An 8 heart event with Shane causes him to talk to you about how you escaped your days in the Joja corp and he breaks down, wishing he could do the same knowing how much of a rotten asshole he is to whatever family he has left. You can encourage him to quit his job and start anew, perhaps learning from Marnie to look after livestock....YOUR livestock.

Opens the chance for shane to do livestock tending tasks for you in exchange for some money and a big hug from Jas/Marnie each for bringing light back into their lives.

Can regular trees grow next to tiled paths?

>>136064959
>Using custom expressions and preventing the use of portrait mods

Anon, your work is appreciated, but that's retarded.

how do you trigger baby making dialogue?

>>136068723
Eh, I know, but I kinda needed a blushing portrait and a scared one for some dialogue and stuff.

>>136068272

Mmm, not much can be done about the actual shape, but maybe i could use a lighter shade of brown for that part of the bra to fix that.

>>136068843
Get max level house, keep wifey happy, give bouquet to other half and you should eventually get the prompt when you goto sleep.

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>>136068868
Wait, her base doesn't have those? The anime portrait mod does and I just assumed that the base Jas did too.

>>136068670
They grow everywhere but their growth is extremely irregular
Don't expect trees planted in the same day to all mature at once

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>>136065692
>>136065984
>Cowgirls with bigger tits
>pic related censored because blue board

Here's the download, if anyone wants it: https://mega.nz/#!9xcETb4Q!IvGzsqPaaIHL5il2RonmycMcB77JLtWggKWHfZsbUac

Honestly, it looks like shit, because that mlp sprite is just way different from the cowgirl sprite.

>>136068928
Can Femfarmer get pregnant?
Are there any gameplay changes if so?

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>>136069008

>>136069008
Just what I need

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>>136068947
Not really, no. There wasn't an actual blushing face (the third one in the anime portrait should be something like her sad/thinking face I really can't remember what Jas' default portrait looked like), and no scared expression either, which I needed for that damned 10 heart event.

>>136069053
Yep, and no, no interruptions on gameplay besides birth and the game won't end if you do.
(Unlike a certain HM game...)

>>136069008

Those tits reach her knees...

>>136069008
just tested them, and the bottom of the tits could attach a little further up.
As it is now, they pretty much attach to the chest and belly.

>>136049387
You managed to beat the jumino cart game?

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Halp
http://pastebin.com/iLBijedd

>>136069591
U dun it nao farmer potter. It's ded as a post. Time to tweet CA sempai

>>136069591
I'll PM you the fix

Did the new update fuck up controller support for any of you? Mine keeps disconnecting.

Anyone know ehere I can get that Indian Harvey mod?

>>136069861
Here you go:
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/diverse-stardewvalley-sebastian-and-demetrius.109748/

how do I fix my achievements if I'm a piratefag gone legit? do I have to start a new file in order to trigger all those thresholds for the various in-game achievements to get them recognized by steam?

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>>136051426
>mfw I've never once caught a crab in my crab pots
/r/ing a mass of hundreds of Pierre clones being executed and thrown into the farm's small lake because it's the only plausible explanation for all these fucking busted glasses

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>>136069985
Yes

>>136069983

thanks m8

>>136069985
Prrrrrrrrrrobably as the events to update steam only fire when they are met I think.

>>136070128
>>136070178
welp, might not be a bad time anyway, I'm rolling in dough on my third year and want to try different approaches to some things

thanks

>>136069985
Google steam SAM.
And no, you won't get banned.

>>136070109
You can't get fish from farm water sources until you get the level 10 trapper side perk that lets you stop catching trash

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>>136069668
>>136069712
nobully

>>136070235
Fine, into the lava lake then because I've caught so many trash items from there

>>136070235
I don't have that and I'm getting snails, crayfish and shit on top of my trash.. Stop spreading that shit

>>136070227
Is this how people get Fector's challenge achievement

>>136070318
Only thing living there is the eel which you need a rod for.

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>>136064959

Make sure to update the files which changed in the 1.06 patch, like NPCDisposition.xnb which appended the character names to each of the user strings.

Nice job with the Jas event, I'll have to use it as a reference for my own marriage mod.

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WTF is this shit? No Vodka?

>>136070495
It's easier to have a generic than special case a ton of shit. Just mod it if you want vodka.
You're not even using a still, git fuk'd

>>136070495
>Being married to Penny and drawing in huge ammounts of booze

I wonder if there are certain things that will make wives run away...

>>136070385
I didn't say I put crab pots there, I said it as the only explanation for the assloads of broken glasses

>>136070109
>Pierre does nothing about morris handing out discounts cause the last 48258 pierre clones that tried to fight Morris were killed and dumped in the pond of that abandoned farm
>But this Pierre, this Pierre learned
>Caroline is no longer rebounding onto the wizard in-between dead pierre's
>Abigail has a stepfather that's lasted longer than a week for the first time in her life but still can't stop eating rocks and shit out of stress
Hue

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>Overhear Alex talking to his dog, "the only one who understands him"
>Materialize out of the bushes and approach him
>He starts telling me about how his dad was an alcoholic and his mom passed away and that's why he lives with his grandparents now
No, Alex, I want to know why you're okay with leaving your dog, "the only one who understands you," in these poor conditions. I never even knew there was a dog here.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/turn-leah-into-a-guardevoir-retexture.110658/
>this exists

>>136071043
Fuck, forgot to crop out the white.

>>136071074
Live and let live

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>>136071043
It says "dog" right there
The farmer isn't any better though.
You can be a millionaire and your pet's spot will still be a bunch of broken planks.

>>136071220
Pet rock crab when? I want to wear it as a hat and fight with it in the mines

>>136071220
The farmer's dog stays indoors at night and when it rains, he's outside less than the farmer is.

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Where are all the Dinosaur mods?

>>136071421
With the survival horror mod where penny gets jumped by velociraptors and dragged off into the forest

>>136071074

Gardevoir is one of the few fappable pokemon though.

>>136069008

Can i include them into my mod? It seem that at leas a few anons are interested.

>>136070459
Thanks, I literally spent two days playtesting that event (I discovered that you can't continue an event in another map the hard way).

>appended the character names to each of the user strings
Crap, thanks for telling me. I just sorta assumed the file would stay the same since he hasn't added any other marriage candidates.
Also, for what purpose? I don't think it adds anything to the game.

>>136071674
Sure, go ahead.

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I'm digging this first marriage update. CA is truly a blessing. Has he mentioned what's else he's going to add to marriage?

>>136046854
>tfw my request gets used as the OP
Thank you drawfriend, you are a hero.

>>136071674
what mod are you making?

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When can I marry Emily? She's my only 10-star friend.

Do speed-gro fertilizer and Agriculturist round up on the amount of days it saves of growing? I.E. if there's a 10% boost in speed, will that make 8 day crops grow in 7 or will it do nothing?

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>your loyal scooter awaits your return

what does that broken house next to your house do? It's kinda taking up space.

>>136071905
Not soon enough.

I'm holding off starting a new character for Emily.

>>136071421
>Evelyn when she was little

>>136072331
That's the greenhouse. You can repair it by completing one of the bundles from the Junimo.

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>Playing Journey of the Prairie King
>Laptop's down arrow key is broken
>I can still beat this without shooting down
>Get through most of the stages
>Reach this stage.

>>136072331
It does spoilers. Enjoy the game and don't worry about it.

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>Alex has no friends
Aw. I never realised until he mentioned it but the only person in town that he seems to talk to is Haley.

I mean, shit, Sebastian is literally a basement dwelling geek and he's got Sam and (kind of) Abigail.

>>136072539
okay good, I'd be pissed if it was just in the way.

>>136072561
turn off numlock and use your numpad
>if your laptop has a numpad

>>136072668
>Has a laptop
>Has an internet connection and a functioning body
>Can't spend 15 sheckleadoos on a numpad
>Can't spend 20 sheckleadoos on a garbage keyboard+numpad backup