/hg/ - Halo general

Halo kinda sucks

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>>135977921
Yeah...

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Is it time for the videogame?

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Even the backup thread gets some loving

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Anyone on? Please send invite

>>135977451

mahou shoujo arbiter-chan

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>>135977921
>region lock
>lack of dedicated gamemode lobbies
>no solo queue or mm restrict
>PvE multi taking more than 6 months to release
>everything late - everyone gone
>Achilles shit
>no ""Social"" Breakout
no joke, considering Destiny's April update if FF doesn't come out this month

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>>135979707

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7FMh3YtK_w

>REQ servers are down
GIVE ME MY XP AND REQS ALREADY YOU FUCKING JEWS
I'M NOT DEALING WITH THIS BULLSHIT ON MY DAY OFF

>>135977921
We know.

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>withdraw his phantoms
>lose the war

BRAVO PROPHETS

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Holy shit Im getting triggered by 16 year old kids with "realtionship problems"

why am I even listenting to them. Someone start a party so I have a reason to stop listening to their " problems"

PLEASE ;___;

>tfw no pornography where the cuck overcomes his cuckness and ultimately becomes the bull during the final act

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>>135982312

>>135977708
>This might actually be the worst general on 4chan at the moment
no way

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WE NEED MORE MEGUMIN.

Would you fags stop posting unrelated images or shit that doesn't need to be posted with your post. That's what happened to the old thread.

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>>135983305

>theres a group going on but nobody even writes about it on the general
>they just use the general to spam "memes"


The literal whos are the worst shit ever happend. Fucking achilles cucks t b h.

Guess whos going to get reported

:3

>>135983489
Its the faggots in the ongoing party. They evolved from "autism in the party" to "autism in the party and the general" just report the posts. Thats what Ill do.

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Why am i so shit at halo lads?

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>not micspamming best girl

>>135983507
>implying I didn't post about it last thread
Not my fault you were late

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>>135983739
These are your hands.

Whos your nominee for the top 3 most autistic people on hg?


mine are:

1. Magic Muffin x
2. Crusading Dude
3. Dragoneye VIII

>>135983507
>>135983662
Why does nobody bother post about parties anymore?

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>thinking Kanade is best girl

>>135984117

>>135983305
EXXPLOZIONNNNNNNN

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>>135984136
Because if you don't have upwards of 10 /hg/ people on your friendlist already, you're a cuck

>>135983507
Posts like >>135983978
>>135984152
?

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GIVE ME YOUR REQEL SHEKELS.

>>135984067
What the fuck are you talking? I was in the party yesterday. But the general is to coordinate parties, you faggots only spam your unfunny shitty party memes in here and dont contribute shit.

>>135984136
Rabbit always did but the "namefag" spouting faggots scared him away.


>>135984319
Yes

>>135984136

>>135984136

because

>muh super secret meme spouting parties
>muh shoa
>muh mic spam
>muh yelling as loud as I can whilst doing kermit the frog impressions

You aren't really missing out, unless you want a headache.

>>135984307
I usually listen to music instead even when in party to be honest family.

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>>135984117

>>135984117

Crusading the the worst in the entire company, leagues above what Dragoneye ever was. This is not ironic either

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>>135984348
ok

>>135984374
You said nobody wrote about it in the general, I did. I'm not responsible for all the shitposting, all I did was start the party today

>>135984463
I love crusading dudes "le angry fake rant"s
and magic muffins "le epic unfunny micspams"


And thats coming from someone who doesnt force meme and has his own OC memes on /tv/.
You guys are just pure cancer.

>>135984067

>no posts about parties for hours

Wow, you really proved us wrong. You can keep your shitty little segregated secret meme club t b h

>>135984629
What does he do? I'm bad at remembering voices.

>>135984718

magic cant even mic spam properly, he picks largely shit micspam content

crusading MIGHT be funny if he didn't have to scream to try and make people laugh, its not hard to tell he is underage

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>listen to symphogear
>destroy

>>135984810
>being this butthurt
>needing people to handhold you to join parties
Try browsing the thread or searching "groups" or "party" and message to see if it's still up

>>135984952
The best part about crusading is his fake laughter. Like are people that dump to understand that hes faking his laughter?

>>135984949

>people trying to discuss shit and also have a joke around

HEY EVERYBODY ITS CRUSADING IM SO FUNNY

HAHAHA IM SO LOUD, THE HOLOCAUST GUYS, JEWS LOL, HEYHEY IM KERMIT THE FROG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ALSO 17 LOLLLLL

Anime is gay

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I like where this thread is going.

>>135985225
Perfect fit for /hg/.

>>135985041

>Try browsing the thread

That is the fucking point Dongus, you guys recently have not been posting about parties thats why each party has had the same faggots in it each time

Pokemon

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>new drama

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Who /HighTest/ here?

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>>135985225

>>135985315
I was gone for a week, senpai. When I left it was business as usual.

>>135985540
We've reached a low point I feel.

>all these poeple who are alone and need to fit in so they start faking laughters, opinions and bliefs

You guys are pathetic tbqh, but like satre wrote “I am alone in the midst of these happy, reasonable voices. All these creatures spend their time explaining, realizing happily that they agree with each other. In Heaven's name, why is it so important to think the same things all together. ”

>>135985661
I blame the new-fags

I don't see what is hard about posting saying fucking party WZA 7/12 or whatever if you have a party going

It was never a problem before, its just going to hurt the longevity of the shit existence which is hg. People playing together less and less means theyre less likely to come back. We already desperately bump post to try and keep the general alive at almost all hours (not just euros)

>>135985907
WZA 11/12

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>listen to Maria
>win

>>135985745
I have just now come from an /hg/ party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me, but I went away — yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of the earth's orbit ——————————— and wanted to shoot myself.

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>>135985907
blame the currrent party

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am i gonna make it lads?

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>>135986027
It's only natural

>>135986103

>crusading
>muffin
>sigmund

theyre probably too busy having a memefest to post in here, best avoid t b h anyway

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>>135986190

>>135985907
Yeah not to long ago people would make a post with their gt and give a player count for current party etc.
Now they make party related shit-posts and refuse to say who or what is party doing even if asked.

>>135986105
>no hips

faggot kill yourself you are not even a good faggot fuckboi

>>135986103
>blame current party
It's pretty much full, lemme just post "12/12 warzone don't join"

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>>135986385

WHAT THE FL*P DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!??!

>>135986394
it was 8/12 just half an hour ago.

So shut the fuck up with your bs excuses you retard

>>135986259
>implying I'm a dirty memer
I try to do it only a little unless we're having a pretty good time.
If it's a problem I'll reel back, senpai

>>135986558
Why not join the party and make it 9/12, unless you were in, then why not post 8/12 yourself?

>>135986558
It's 11/12 now. If you want in, send a message. If not, go get your 'tism diagnosed.

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9/12 for overbearing false confidence and jpop.

>>135986663
>>135986717

I dont have the intention to play halo right now. But maybe others did/do, and you faggots still didnt post about so yeah. Not everyone here checks their friendlist all the time and this behavour ahs to change.

>>135986717
>If not, go get your 'tism diagnosed.

Its funny how somebody from that party can say something that hypocritical. But Im pretty sure you guys think that your micspams and other autistic behavour is "normal".

>>135984952
>I was 11 when odst came out -Crusading

>>135987069
>and you faggots still didnt post about
See >>135976521

>>135987113

I muted crusading a while back because I get fucking earache every time im in a party with him, people might find this funny but im serious. theres being funny and theres being a literal 17 year old mentally deranged retard desperate for attention

>>135987175
Is that vague thing what constitutes posting about a party?

Sure is spring break in here

>>135987175
Are you serious?

"Is it halo time then senpai?" = "X/12 join for XY"

Are you seriously retarded? Oh why am I still asking that to some /pol/ micspam memer faggots.

>>135987318
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/context-clue

>>135987175

>6 hours ago

yet youve been spamming your party specific memes since then whilst not divulging the party was even successful at all. not an excuse, fuck you and your special little club

>>135987069
others can speak up then. if people can't check the thread or list for players to add (which means they have to read the OP), then why should i help them out?

>>135987318
Of course, the previous post to that was "should I start a group?" and all I got was one response, after which the group started. If someone's posting their GT it's usually for getting a group.
Stop nitpicking.

>>135987461
>see sigmund online
>send him a message to invite me
>he invites me
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Can all you faggots stop arguing and get Achilles for me already

God fucking dammit I hate Rathalisk he's such an annoying cunt, almost as much as Chaosdroid, fucking memespouting assholes

>>135987532

It was never this way that you had to add every single member. shitty excuse, its not hard to add a little fucking post letting people know theres a party they could join

Not everyone is sitting on their xbox, they might be checking the thread, see a party is up and come on.

Just shut the fuck already and accept youre wrong and part of the memespouting faggotry killing these threads

Ggs ya micspamming cucks

>>135987702
Is this imposter?
What did he do?

if they're checking the thread, they can use the xbox site or app to see who's online.

stop being such a dragoneye.

>>135987751
>the one time I don't add x/12 this shitfest happens
How about stop drama posting, faggot

>network settings are blocking party chat
i fucking hate uni internet

>>135988026

>one time
>been happening for at least the last week

What the fuck is wrong with that DrFortunecookie? "Lol anime and bikes"

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>tfw you are the one started the drama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLop32pYd0

>>135988170
>was gone for the week
I didn't know that, man.

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I BELIEVED IN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>>135988348

FUCK THE NEWFAGS
FUCK THE ACHILLES KEKS
FUCK THE MICSPAM PARTIES
FUCK THE AUTISTS

>>135988670
What qualifies as newfag or achilles cuck?

>>135988785
Just be a literal who. And I can tell that the party is full of literal whos.

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>still no human aerial vehicle

>>135988785

the newfags are the achillies cucks you fucking pleb, the achillies shit started when a bunch of new recruits were added. I know exactly who they are

>>135988939
If I joined before the merge and stuff and I'm still on your list?

>>135989196
no

>>135989196
What list?

>>135989708
His list.
>I know exactly who they are

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Does anyone want to do some normal custom games in about an hour or so?
I know somebody's got blood gulch and the like, and it's been a good while since any non-special customs.

>>135989883

depending on how many people, it would be nice to play hide and seek again. I dont know if anyone has any more maps besides the 2 we played

>>135989883
Holy shit yes.
I'm tired of pancakes and ducks and shit.
Just want to play some casual slayer or ctf or something on blood gulch and stuff.

We should try assault on Ivory Tower or Zanzibar if someone has remakes.
Can you have 1-flag or 1-bomb assault?

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>>135989883
Sounds like plan famalam

>>135989869
Does that mean Ill get booted since I rarely play with you guys?

>>135990051
I guess it's always 1-bomb but I meant attack/defend assault.

>>135990229
I was trying to make one, just can't make the teams swap. I'll probably work on making some kind of urban insurgency type map this week.

>>135989883
Please make post when you're getting close to time for it so I can get on/get out of matchmaking.

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NO GAYPOSTING.

>>135990554
chaosdroid kill yourself srsly

>>135990554
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.

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So, with halo being completely put in the dumpster by 343, anyone reckon Doom can pick up where they screwed up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGqF5Ci2yA

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Is it even possible to make a horror level in Forge? It seems like the lights are far too bright.

>>135990863
>guy tries to make scary duck hunt
>just looks like piss vapors

That one custom where on person is hunting everybody else is pretty dark and hard to see. Stalker or something?

>>135990821
>weak guns
>loadouts
>no weapon pickups
No, it can't.

>>135990448
Will do, senpai.

>>135990863
I forget who made it, but there was an infection-lite map that was pretty good

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>>135990821
>that animation
Nope, space marines are supposed to be profesional not this bro shit. I wish they got rid of them from the beta because videogames are srs bsns

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>>135990695

>no qt hg anon to accuse me of false flagging for gayposting

>>135991230
>>135991296
>>135991452
Stop posting.

>>135991452
jesus christ fuck off bias and recover from your break up already

>>135991452
stop falseflagging, a-anon.

>Tfw no qt hg anon to slather their wet tung against my chapped balls

>all this half-assed gayposting
Fucking do it right or get lost, way too low-energy

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>>135991591
But I did.
Rude ass.

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>>135978881

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>>135992426
>having to recover from month long relationship

>>135991230
>>135990554
Who is this? Google gives nothing
>>135991219
>space marines are supposed to be profesional
wat

>>135992510
Stop posting your shitty Spartan lemming you will never be a meme.

Anyone wanna do H4 LASO?
No mic required.

>>135992810
Only if I can micspam.

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>>135992634
>seconded


Also
>after HE broke up with HIM

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>>135992634
That's my point.
Dumb ass.

>>135992979
I don't care, I just want to try to do LASO.

>>135992796
Are you implying that the Halo online hoplite armor is a meme? It's not about me, it's about oceanic.

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>>135992736
>>135992736
Answer me asshole

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>it's a shit on dragoneye party

>>135990863
>never played Survival

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>>135993867

>>135994026
bias please make it eaier to spot your posts, instead of the boeard where you saved the images just write " 1457957433273-its me bias"

>>135994212
Nigga I'm not about to go through ~700 pictures I have saved and renaming them to not have the board name.

>>135994568
>he only has 700 pictures

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>>135994664
I don't think you understand

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>>135994848

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>>135994848
>having folders
>not just having it organized by date and memorizing where they are
Step up, senpai.

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>play Nana songs
>fucking lose

>>135994212
Why does it save with board name?

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brad you fuckstick you keked me out of an overkill assassination with literally a tenth of a second left on the animation

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>>135995020
>tfw 60,000 barely organized images

>>135995394
because he has autism

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Coming back from class now, so join up when I get on for customs, senpaitachi.

>>135985467
good shit anon
defaggify this general

>>135995394
App

>>135997097
Ban mobile posters desu.

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My dick is so hard right now

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>>135997741
Agreed.
Looks good.
343 is really earning some points.

>>135997741
>it's firefight except with reqs
no thanks

>>135997741
I'm pumped

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1/12 for customs, dug around and grabbed maps

>>135998057
the red knight commander had a river of light- you might not need to call in your own even if you want to use cool shit

>>135998459
I suppose but I won't be able to use things like mantis, tanks, human weapons etc much.
Honestly I just hate the req system and how the higher level content is gated behind tons of playtime. Especially if they're wanting me to use it in a PvE mode which should have high replay.

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>>135995808

>>135979707
I never liked playing Halo Wars online since people played boringly but I enjoyed playing Legendary skirmishes.
Those got pretty wild sometimes.

>>135998459
You wish. That was Heartseeker and he's coming for that booty

>>135999220
I always enjoyed going all three human leaders with cutter being the early game protection and support, forge the money maker and tank powerhouse and anders acting as support with cryo and eventual hawks.

>>135995808
I just got Terminal Velocity the other day. It's kind of nice but I prefer how brutal Get Low is.
Get Low takes way too much damn time though.

>>135999669
I usually ran Anders with Hawks, my friend did Grizzly tanks and then my other friend would get Scarabs out in about 8 minutes.
It was fun but all the games felt boring. Going solo against level 199 legendary opponents was usually more interesting.

>>136000014
Has anyone got the time tables for assassinations?

>>136000586
They were on reddit.

>>135998768
fair point

>record like eight clips today
>only one has shown up
It's weird rewatching it without Ginwan Airgetlam playing.

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>>135997968

it's real

>>136000672
here we are

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>>136000860
All that shit is gonna come straight out of halo 2 Anniversary so it doesn't impress me that they give it to us one giblet at a time.
Where's the hornet, or does the phaeton make that redundant?
>>136001215
forgot pic

>>136000860

tfw it turns out to be a broken bit of a fucking sword wraith or some shit

You know as much as 343 as moved away from OG halo designs it's really fun to play with the H2 br, CE magnum, and any other weapons they've brought back.

>>136000014
Are you me?

Get Low is all I ever use... No sense in any other assassination when you literally turn your opponent into a crushed soda can.

They should've called it trash compactor.

>>136001925
It's pretty cool. 343's weapon designs (aside from their rocket launcher) aren't too bad though. I think the only one that bothers me a lot is the P90 magazine on the SMG.

>>136002183
Honestly they got some cool points bringing in old weapons or buffing others like the needler.

>>136002183
>put extended mags on SMG
>it gives it this stupid orange design on the mag
>forced to use orange skins to please my autism
>then my armor has to match my skins

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6/16 for normal customs

>>136002156
I like Get Low's name but Trash Compactor is pretty savage.
I prefer the more vicious assassinations. The ones where you just snap their neck like a comic book character are boring because that's the kind of thing that isn't as easy as it seems, and your fucking armor should protect you from it. Like Lawn Dart or Stay Down or Knee-full things, how are those supposed to be lethal, they look so pathetic? How are those actions supposed to snap the neck, one is just a goddamn suplex. The neck is hard to break it shouldn't look so comically easy.
Backbreaker is the one I want, not just for the Big Guy jokes either.

>>136002183
Personally, I like the new SMG design. Not that there was anything wrong with the old one, but this one isn't bad either.

Speaking of close-quarter weapons, why does the scattershot feel so shitty in this game? I can't be comfortable using it. I can't be the only one that would take a shotty over it any day.

>>136002986
>those fucking korean videos

>>136003118
>scattershot
It's not very good compared to the shotgun. It's got a better ranged when smart linked but up close you have to be closer than the regular shotgun for a one hit kill. It's useable though I've done some good shit with it and it dissolves the guy you kill which is always a plus.
Loathsome thing is utterly worthless and you should sell all those reqs. It's not a one shot kill at any range whatsoever.

>>136002986
Send me an invite. I'm up for customs with some /hg/ fags.

>>136002543
I don't like the new needler, the firing sound is lame and sounds less glassy, and I preferred the smooth top with needles sticking out rather than the lumpy one the current gun has.
It's smart link is never not entertaining though, and the Hailstorm and Talon of the Lost are some of my favorite weapons.

>>136003457
>Loathsome Thing
I saw how shit it was in the campaign. Why would 343 design such a worthless "upgrade" is beyond me.

>>136003759
I think it's supposed to be for range since it fires faster and has more ammo but it fails terribly at that.
Anyone use the Didacts Signet? How does that go?

>>136002986
Invite?

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https://youtu.be/V34VQxHpUZU?t=26m8s

>how it feels to play against rabbit

>>136002543
It's a paltry trick because it's just playing off of fans without doing really creative work. I like the old stuff coming back, why wouldn't I, but at the same time it's unfullfilling.
The CE pistol is available on one map where it isn't even that great, in Warzone it's a mythic rare weapon, when the hell are you going to get access to it there?

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Tfw all i want to do is play halowars no preview program REEEEEEEEEEEE etc.

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who else thinks that halo 5 has a severe lack of explosions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N53mYiNMAas

>>136005317
Sure it's a cheap move to sucker in fans, but at the same time I love being able to loadout with the H2 br in a new installment of Halo.

>>136004862
do we have to watch all 53 minutes?

>>136005626
"26m8s"

>>136005701
>>136005626
skip to 28:08

>>136005701
sorry I didn't read the FUCKING URL :)

>>136004862
>>136005701
>>136005847
kek just watched, good stuff lads

>>136003027
Oh Snap has been my favorite for some time.
I just like it's overall brutality to it, and it has a quick kill time too, like, as soon as break their arm.

>>136007069
check your messaged you dork

messages*

>>136007224
Yeah, man, I got you. I really appreciate famalam

>>136007472
oh yeah just saw it, sorry

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kekd

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>All these pedophiles in the party

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>>136007917
No Im not

Im a shotacon

just came back to this general after a couple of weeks of not playing

is there a recap on what's revealed for the coming updates?

and also what's this achilles meme about

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>>136007917

I know right?

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>>136008165
Srsly whats you GT?

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This general reached a new low thanks due to pedophiles and anime lolis.

Its time for me to leave you guys.

t. Rabbit

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>>136006643
>>136007917
>>136008045
>>136008165
>>136008249
>>136008260
>>136008445
>>136008503

>>136008597
Peace bruh

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>>136008597

>not enjoying oppai. bet they don't even have the H2 BR

>>136008164

>>136007917
>>136008165
>>136008249
>>136008445
>>136008503
>>136008631
>>136008835
I think I'll stay away from this general for a bit longer

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>This thread

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Out of all the shit 343 ruined they fucked up the warthog controls so badly that it's copy and paste from gta 5

>>136009118
context?

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>>136008835
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NAKED? THEY ARE GOING TO SCHOOL WHY WOULD THEY BE NAKED ??? WHY ARE PEDOPHILES SO IRRATIONAL


fuck this, Im out. Till later.

Fucking hell, mods please cleanse this cancerous thread
/hg/ could actually be good, this is disgusting

>>136009573
>shota-boys dead eyes

"where is my daddy?"

>>136009587
It hasn't been good since Halo 4 came out
Even before that it had some autists who liked to stir up shit

>>136009964
Yeah, but it's always ccomforting to have a genuine bogeyman we can point at and say is the source of all our problems.
>he joins our party today
>symphogear music is blasting
>he backs the fuck out
It was great.

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I thought I wouldn't need to come back here. Why am I not surprised I'm wrong?

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>Grifball
>opponent scores
>1-0
>they go outside the map
343 is literally the worst AAA developer in the industry.
Bioware, EA, Dice, Ubisoft, Activision, Blizzard, Konami, Capcom. They're all better, more competent companies.

>>136010416
>release one map for grifball
>map has exploits
>"only monthly updates shlomo"
>lol jk no update in march

>>136009240
I'm going to guess that they are being 'swatted', I think that's the term.
Basically its when you are doing a stream online, and someone in the audience decides to call the area the streamer is living at and claim they have a gun or something. Whatever they say it is, its enough for the police to come charging in.

>>136010182
Who is the bogeyman and who is "he"?
>tfw can never keep up with /hg/ nonsense

>>136010987
It's Dragoneye.

>>136010987
Its Rabbit

>>136010770
>they have a weekly announcement when you log in pimping two community-made grifball maps
>don't add them to the playlist
>don't even use the breakout forge map, which is specifically designed to have a "competitive arena with spectators" aesthetic
Fucking shameful.

>>136010770
How is this acceptable in 2016?
>release ONE map
>it's broken beyond repair
Like, holy shit? And they tried to 'fix' it, and the fix made it worse!

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>>136009362
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NAKED? THEY ARE GOING TO THE FOOD NIPPLE WHY WOULD THEY BE NAKED ??? WHY ARE SANGHEILI SO IRRATIONAL


fuck this, Im out. Till later

>seriously these fucking lolicons in this party

>>136012246
Who are they? Name names senpai.

>>136011976
>Reach-3
>grunts have gasmasks because they need to breath methane or they die
>4-5
>grunts have open mouths that inhale oxygen when they talk
If they fuck up just once and don't inhale through their noses, they're fucking dead. The new designs are so bad.

>>136012507
This subspecies can breath normal air.

>>136012663
Shut the fuck up.

>>136012507
>new efficient breathing apparatus allows them to filter the air into some concoction they can breath or some shit

there, I saved you from getting mad over something not being spoonfed like a fucking autist

Doesn't the Mjolnir armor have a built-in translator?

>>136013598
yes, all neural chips do im sure

>>136013598
Yep. So there's no reason for them to ever bring Vale. Especially when they go to Meridian and didn't expect prometheans or covenant.

>>136013735
A built-in translator wouldn't have the sophistication to remark on things like sexism in sangheili soceity.

>>136013905
>the sophistication to make up things like sexism in sangheili soceity.
ftfy

>>136013735
I was actually referring to 4-5 insistence that the aliens speaking a different language thing.
Yeah, Bungie did the same thing, but I found it a little more believable in Reach seeing as it preluded CE (though that doesn't explain why the covenant could be understood by humans in Halo Wars)
Makes no sense how the covenant speaking their own tongue wouldn't be translated unless they wanted it to.

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>>136014027
>FB_IMG

>>136014070
They needed to give a reason for "OC donut steel i stopped the ark a second time by fistfighting a cyborg" Vale to be there.

4chan is full of beta virgin pedo weabs who never touched a girl or a boy sexually with passion.

/hg/ how does it feel to be a kissless virgin?

>>136014329
I kissed a girl once.
She was my best friend, and afterwards we started to drift off.
Still a virgin tho

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>>136014329
>tfw in here, I'm the cool guy

>>136014490
Thats sad isnt it? Its even more sad that in here youre still the loser

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>>136014329

>>136014454
What age are you?

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>>136014598
__________________________kek

>>136014759
21
I know, I'm doomed forever.

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>Still Learning
Thoughts?

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>Talks about mic spamming being bad
>Continues to talk about the garbage that is "It ain't me"

>>135990821
"its only bad when 343 does it" the post

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>>136014974
kek

>tfw 21
>got my dick sucked
>got my butt licked
>fucked a dude in his butt
>got fucked in my butt
>got handjobs
>got grapped by random girls and boys
>kissed with tongue
>fucked while being high
>fucked while being drunk
>in a relationship

>I would still call myself "not very sexual"

Youre fucked OP, enjoy dying alone.

>>136015553
Rabbit?

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>>136015553
FUCKING NORMIES!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>136015553
>is a literal manwhore AND faggot
shit, man

>>136015745
Why do you guys think that everything is connected to me?

>>136015553
Queers. Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert.

>>136015865
You're in a relationship and a homo.

>>136015801
>>136015965

Bi*

Better manwhore than a virgin loser


>>136015790
>implying Im a normie

>>136016035
I am?

>>136016069
You're definitely a normie.

>>136016210
You said you were in threads.

>>136016232
Just because Im not a virgin pedo looser doesnt mean Im a normie you beta.

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What a fucking slut.
She'd probably sell out her own kind for a chance at riding grunt dicks.

>>136016517
I like Vale as a character concept.
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE A SPARTAN

>>136016069
>so insecure he'd rather lick have a faggot lick shit from his asshole than be labelled a virgin
Dude, I'm not even joking, think about what you're saying. Do you REALLY think it's better to be a disgusting degenerate than someone who has standards?

Anybody familiar with a clan who uses PGL before their gamertags? I ran into two guys with it tonight and apparently pissed off one so bad he wanted to 1v1 me.

Thought it was kind of funny.

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Tfw I don't have an /hg/ anon to be my master

>>136016647
>Spartan Olympia Vale (service number 44482-91201-OV)[1] is a Spartan-IV supersoldier of Fireteam Osiris.[5] Vale is an anthropologist and xenoanthropologist, particularly adept in Sangheili and Forerunner culture, and fluent in Sangheili.[6] Following the Human-Covenant War, Vale served as a professional diplomat for the United Nations Space Command, specializing in interspecies relations.[4][5] While most Spartan-IVs are recruited from active field duty, Vale is an exception as she was accepted into the program after excelling in training exercises despite minimal field experience.[1] According to Veronica Dare, she is the best at what she does.
>"She's not a Mary Sue"
How can people say this?

>>136016685
Did you even read my post ?

>standards
>would porbably fuck a landwhale
>is probably a pedo weab too
>is high likely ugly so he cant get dick or pussy

Dude sorry but its not my fault that you cant get anything. Enjoy being a virgin tho.

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>>136016908
>bragging about having a man lick your ass

>>136017078
>he cant get a man to lick his butthole

Sorry dude but just let it be.

>>136016851
I like the character concept of a translator/diplomatic character accompanying the military like she was in Hunters in the Dark. The becoming fluent in Sangheili with 6 months of reading translations was bullshit but it's hardly the worse shit that's been pulled.

>>136015553
Fuck off Bias no one gives a fuck

>>136016908
Why even bother making assumptions about me? Obviously they're wrong but why even try? How does it help your argument?
Please keep saying virgin, really hurting my feelings. I'm 18, not too worried about having to resort to rimjobs

>>136016406
But anon Im a girl?

KO

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KO

>>136017242
>implying
I just don't want to kek.

>>136017245
>it's hardly the worse shit that's been pulled
True, I heard she outsmarted a smart A.I.

su

>>136017386
Crusading fuck off

>>136017395
No you're not.

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>>136017415
NO

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I'm convinced there's no actual, real balance to Grifball. I'm convinced, and believe in my heart of hearts, that the game just rolls a 'dye' and whoever has the higher number 'wins'.

>using a sword
>dash toward someone
>my blade clearly hits them
>lolnope you die

>bash someone with the hammer
>lolnope

>you can literally see my animation has started and theirs hasn't yet
>they get the kill anyway

>>136017645
What can I do to proof it?

>>136017497
>a smart A.I.
Many. Several smart and dumb AI were assigned to decrypt Sanghelli as a language, and she found errors in their versions and redid the whole thing by hand.
Then, on the Ark, she talked down I believe a monitor.

>>136017497
And Halsey outsmarted a fucking Contender AI and Palmer can't shoot an old lady at three meters what do you want from mediocre writers? She pulled some shit in Hunters in the Dark that amounted to fucking nothing and made friends with an Elite and nothing is going to come from that fertile ground because the people at 343i only have half a fucking idea of what they're doing.

>>136017756
Nothing because you're not a girl.

>>136017837
Rude anon. Dont hurt the feelings of a girl, thats just rude.

>tfw people will only believe you when you start talking in the hg party with your girly girl voice

>>136018294
You're not going to fool anyone.

>>136017837
I never said I was a guy anon. I also never said I wasn't a girl.

>>136017705

Melee in Halo has always been largely dependent upon ping, and on how many times you've prayed to the RNG Gods.