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Mechbay Edition

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
http://battletechgame.com/

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
http://www.mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Installer + Gamespy fix:
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?topic=19022.0
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/topic,20422.0.html

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
http://stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
https://www.playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
http://www.heavygear.com/

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
http://www.bombdogstudios.com/index.php/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
http://www.mwomercs.com/

How to start MWO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imffSrJ4O7s

New Player's Guide to MWO:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Get your overpriced shitmech here:
https://mwomercs.com/phoenix-hawk

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
http://kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
http://keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Mumble Info:
Kong Mumble: kong-interstellar.typefrag.com
Port: 8270
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first for hot clanner babes
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>>135972572
>>135972709
First for the vindicator memes
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Is mwo p2w?
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>For instance, griffins and shaqs are brawlers
Why is Vass still allowed to post?
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does anyone want to play robots
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We need an MWO'ified version of this for the next thread.
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does anyone have any build for mediums
All my friends are doing heavy and assault builds and i need something small to play with them.
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>>135973604
12 small pulse stormcrow. Some of the most fun you can have in a laserboat medium.

Also, in honor of kong being alive we should have a battletech banner.
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>>135973604
what do you like doing?
sniping?
mid range fire support?
knife range brawling?
light hunting?
what kind of weapons do you prefer?
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>>135973820
I like using kenetic weapons
But if im doing medium i guess mid range fire support
I got 2 guys who are rolling with heavies and i guess i would want to support them.
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Bought a Golden Boy and I'm loving it, great little mech.
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>>135974301
>kenetic

you mean projectile based weapons?
without considering clan mechs for now i would recommend blackjacks.
small, fast, manouvarable, high mounted hardpoints, jump capable.
the BJ-1 has excellent AC2 quirks and the BJ-3 has PPC quirks, all of them have some sort of structure quirks + the fact that they are so tiny and slim makes them actually good at tanking and annoying to take down.
they are all very good at mid range fire support and escorting assaults.
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Did they completely change the Awesome model? It doesnt look nearly as big as it used to, still wide as a barn but short like some robotic gimli. Also holy shit the 8Q quirks for PPCs are insane. Is 4PPC, 300 engine, endo and max(~19 i think) dubs viable? I have gotten pretty good at corner peaking with my black knight with 6 erll so low hardpoints really arent an issue.

>>135973604
Does it matter if you want to do CW or not? Best medium in the game is the stormcrow. BJs laserboat and dakka very well as minature jager/rifleman.

The Griffin-2N is the best srm boat medium and has ecm. Maybe because I have played it so long, but Shaq-2K can still ASRM-18/3ML with its awesome hardpoint locations, but youre as tall as a banshee with none of the durability.

Crabs are solidly mediocre, small, and surprisingly tanky. Laservomit only.

I cant speak for hunchbacks in their current quirked state, but the 4G has some serious AC20 quirks and the 4SP is quirked to hell and back. Im not recommending them, but it is one of the few properly scaled mediums.
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>need to build a clan drop deck
>cant stop buying IS mechs
help
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>>135972943
>Madcat MkII

Whats the point?
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>>135975245
That is called having taste my friend. Im going to suffer through CW with an all trial dropdeck for the clans when i get around to it.

>>135975308
90 tons, jump jets, and sell it to Spheroids for maximum shekels. Such is the way of clan jew shark.
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>>135975121
>>135975208
Well scince both of you recommended the Blackjack i might do that
Although the Stormcrow might sound fun to laserboat with.

Thanks guys.
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>>135975579
>Im going to suffer through CW with an all trial dropdeck for the clans when i get around to it.
Same. Oh how fun it's going to be.
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>people who buy the non ECM version of mechs
EL OH EL
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>CWI capping
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What's the best build for Booty Hunter?
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>>135975789
The BJ was THE meta IS medium when it was overquirked, probably still is. Not sure if it has been hit with the nerf bat yet with pig position changes. The high mounted hardpoints make it pretty meta change proof, like the stalker.

The stermraven can laservomit, it can srmboat, streak srm6 boat to bully lights like no ones business anything you want thanks to omnipods. It is as durable as most IS heavies thanks to clan XL and running around at 100kph. Only thing it cant do is jumpjet.
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>>135975579
Madcat MkIII is the only cool offshoot though, who doesn't want a medium version? Why buy an assault variant.
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Lurmie genocide when?
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>>135978568
Buy an Asspirate's Bane.
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Is there any map/mode combination more retarded than polar highlands assault?
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>>135975208
4P cramming 6 energy hardpoints on one shoulder is pretty ebin for peaking.

>>135976584
Anything without 6 MLs is a waste.
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>>135980235
Crimson strait/Alpine peaks on Domination. I'm convinced PGI's play testing is minimally viable.
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>>135976241
>not playing no ecm raven
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>>135980235
polar conquest
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double digits
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>>135976867
Dual goose and lrm-10 backed up by 4 er meds on a 90 ton chassis that moves 4/6? Especially for the 3060s? Do you know the boner for assault mechs Lyrans have? Kit, you have brain problems. Everyone and their mother has a medium mech because that is the mainline unit in the IS, shit like the Vindicator and Enforcer are actually good trooper mechs. By the time the MKIII comes out, clan tech is old news and if you wanted a clan medium, you already had a bunch of stormcrows.
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>>135980987
>you will never kong drop
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>>135981335
>I said ping pong balls, not king kong balls!
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>>135981786
I do not get the reference
Could you explain this joke
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>>135981045
But the MkII isn't pretty, the MkIII is.
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>PUG game, not CW
>entire enemy team is lights

how the fuck did this just happen? I died to 8 Arctic Cheetahs
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DEADWEIGHT
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>looking a people's robots while ded
>Kit's locust only has a tag and a single machine gun
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>>135985495
>>135985741
Can we stop having steambirths in our drops?
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>>135985862
You will probably have to kill Haracuck
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>>135983439
I am going to have to disagree with you but its all subjective anyway, this is literally the best mkIII I could find, otherwise its an abomination, meanwhile the II, done by the same artist mind you, looks way better. But the best is the MKIV.
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>>135985741
Kit is literally a fucking meme. I'm amazed she hasn't bought a Vindi/Kintaro yet. Or an Onion.
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>>135985972
Let's just list the people we want gone
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>>135985741
That cap clutch tho
>>135986420
I guess I just want what is basically a standard timber wolf but really tiny and faster, its cute.
>>135986618
I kinda wanna copy Vass's Griffin cuz it looks cool, that's not too bad is it?
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>>135985495
>commander SHIT

Literally unistall yourself.
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>>135986781
Can Fuklaw Fuck Off?

Wait wrong general. Also 2 years to late.
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>>135980453

Crimson by far is the worst Domination map.

You either rush saddle if you're on the shit side and deal with having one viable strategy, or you just casually trot over to the docks and melt people piecemeal as they're forced to come into the green bubble of death if they don't.
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>>135986945
Can you please just fuck off and never come back?
NGNG and reddit are the right places for you.
Oh wait NGNG already has a resident attentionwhore.
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>these fucking shit archers with their stupid bunny ears.

At least they're slowing dying out. I see less and less each session.

>>135986945

The griffin is a good robot, but it's a suicidal brawler. You'll do really well, die like a bitch, or act as a 5 second distraction to bail some heavies out of a bad situation. There's no in between.
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>>135987282
Oh well, its pretty at least so maybe some other day.
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>>135986781
Kit
G
Brain Cancer

Basically, the people who just play shitmechs with shit builds.
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>>135985495

She still outdid two of the mediums and lived through all that shit, including the Jenner Rape Lance with a side of Firestarter. Survival and victory is worth something if you're a green pilot in a 20-tonner.
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>>135986945
If you think 55 tons is cute, I made a 15 ton version ages ago.
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>>135988349
Explain
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>>135988401
Utlralight construction rules. Scale everything down. Large lasers to medium, mediums to micro, lrm 15 to lrm5. MGs to light mgs. XXL engine and little bit of mixtech for small cockpit. Ill try to find the record sheet.
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>>135988701
That sounds fucking adorable and I already want one.
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>>135988701
Okay but why. Why would you want a fifteen tonner based on a heavy?
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>>135989347
For fun. Made a whole series of lights based heavies and assaults. I have like 30 variants of hunchbacks made. One with 3 plasma rifles, it does hilarious things to BA, infantry and vehicles.

>>135988789
Found it.
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guys is mwo p2w
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>>135986618
Im starting to think Kit is living bait. Bait is becoming sentient panic!!!
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>>135989841
Does she know she's a bait?
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>>135987635

Every time you put an LRM robot in Mining Collective or Crimson, it's gonna be in trouble.

(Honestly, the knuckle-dragging arms are what piss me off about the OnionIICs, most often I get large pulses that hit terrain instead of opponent)

If we win, I usually pull a kill, some destroyed components, etc. If I get caught by a pack of lights, I die. Because nothing lives through getting repeatedly raped with SRM machineguns.

Stock engine, this thing is sloooooow compared to Stormcrows. Like Warhawk slow. Least I can afford a bigger engine and parts after last night to rebuild the thing.

>>135987282

>archers

The shittiest of the "classics" because IS Mech with no quirks = something even I won't pilot.


Whispers I'm not, but fuck if I don't actually end up killing or crippling things unless the entire team basically collapses.
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>>135990043
All baits lie you can't trust them

Congrats you got the reference
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Fukin Rekt
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>>135990484
BAN THE STEAMBIRTHS FROM KONG DROPS
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>make their own secret circlejerk room for self proclaimed A team tier 1 people to keep shitters out
>let kit in because she has a vagina (or a dick and a voice modulator)

Fucking pathetic virgin old men.
I did not expect you would fall this low.
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Old hat reporting in. Haven't played since before clan mechs were added.

Did they ever nerf the Raven 3L or is it still swag as fuck with the XL engine? Trying to decide if I want to get back into this game.
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>>135990423
It was a good episode.

>>135990484
Fucking clanners.
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>>135990904
blame vass for giving her access
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>>135990484
>8 SCR
>4 ACH
Gotta go fast?
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>>135990904
>tfw have a dick
>voice so light people either assume im a girl or kid
>is 28

Feels bad man.
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>>135990904
>oh no she's taking all my memes
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>>135990904
I just wanna follow Vass and Kakos around so I can learn the ways of the gud
>>135989758
qt as fuck
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>>135991047
Soon she is gonna ask for a room of her own where she chooses who gets in and who does not.
It is gonna end like BB Wolfe on NGNG.
Mark my fucking words.
Stop this madness while you still can.
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>>135990484
>steambirth double digits
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>>135991047
Vass is thirsty as fuck, he started flirting with me because I have a girly voice and when I told him I was actually a boy with an unfortunate voice he kicked me from Mumble.
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>>135991301
are you me?
>>135991184
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>>135991284
everyone has bad games
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>>135991203
Fuck off attentionwhoring garbage shitter.
Go avatarfag with yoiur chinese cartoon girls elsewhere.
Why did you have to fucking come and infest this general out of all of /vg/.
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>Vass in a group with Kit
>"Can't we all just get along?"
>Vass in a group which is about to invite G
>Hey Vass what about that getting along thing?
>"It was my position at the time"
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>>135991505
>he went full Russ
Typical Vasshole.
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>>135991301
>>135991451

>tfw so insecure over voice that I'm too scared to use my mic
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>>135991301
>Vass doesn't want the boypussy

There goes my shot at memehood.
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>>135991774
its ok to be shy anon
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>>135990904

Minimally viable bait.
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>>135992182
Not even bait
t. different poster
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>>135992182
Minimally viable damage control.
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>>135991505
>wanting more worthless steambirths
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>>135993027
Post your statpage Freebirth
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>>135986945
>buying even more robots when you haven't even gotten double basics and elite skills on your other mechs yet
Finishing grinding your ebins already Jesus Christ
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There are many types of newfags.

The first type thinks they're hot shit, because they can do 300 damage in the solo ghetto, and secure 7 kills in the totally underrated, totally secret mega meta vindicator. They're too fucking full of themselves to realize that they're only winning because they're fighting 50 year old men playing with joysticks and steering wheels.

The second type unironically brings lurms to group drops, even when everybody moans about it. Even when people say they have no lurm support gear, or any robots that could spot. They're literally incapable of getting the hint, so must be told directly to drop the fucking shit LRMs, or they'll get kicked from the group drop, and never invited again.

The third type is bads. Being a bad means you're just that, fucking bad. But even if you're bad, you might be cool to hang out with, and with proper care and some self-reflection, it's possible to turn a bad into a productive team player.

The last type of newfag is the n00b. N00bs don't fucking know what they're doing, but unlike the hot shits and bads, they're open to advice, and willing to learn. Part of the reason they're even playing the game in the first place is to get better, because getting better is fun. Their mech collections are typically tons of garbage and shit engines they gathered over the years, but if you provide a smurfy link, they're very likely to piece the build together.

I'm sure you can all figure out who I'm talking about. This also isn' the first time we've had mass arrivals, and it won't be the last. If you're not part of the big mans, maybe - just fucking maybe - you need to, like, I don't know, fucking think about why you, the hottest, best, most powerful pubstar since Rickrom, is not invited to them, when perceived shit players are.

I mean, it couldn't possibly be that it's because you're just terrible, and refuse to cooperate.

On top of being a 4chan group, we're very heavy on hazing. Welcome to Kong.
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>>135985741

...how did she do 17 damage with a single MG?
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>>135994060
meme magic
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>>135993962
Can I join? pic related it's my mech
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>>135993962
If you have a problem with someone why not just say you have a problem with them instead of staying silent and adopting a "you should know what you did" attitude?
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>>135994762
>diamond dongers
>commander x meme name
>R A R E jade pepe frog TBR

Yes.

t.
3D
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>>135994762
Picture of the loadout, I just wanted to show you how cool it looked first!
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Light PPCs and ACs when? I want to make my light version of heavies.
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>>135995051
on second thought, no maybe not

if this is ironic, which I hope it is, then dank

if not, then fuck off
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>>135995343
I'm deadly serious.
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>>135995051
>mad dog
Subtle
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Do people even play Living Legends anymore?
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>>135995503
>remember hearing about living legends and how cool it was
>Dl the game and everything,get ready to have a match
>Only one person chilling in a room
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>>135994870

The only thing I hate more than legit stupid people is when grown ass men and women need to have social interaction explained to them.

I know for a fact you guys aren't children

There's also more people in Kong than just me. It's a group who plays videogames together, not a popularity contest to impress senpai.
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Hi Kong, Accurs3D here. Is anyone interested in the Fortnite Alpha by Epic games? I can invite two (2) friends.
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>>135990947
The raven is still workable. It doesn't have broken hitboxes, or lag shield, or anything unusual. It still has ecm and decent quirks and decent hitboxes.
And of course it still looks swag as fuck.
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>tfw you've spent over $200 on MWO
hhhheh
It's over, I'm a gold now.
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>>135996436
im interested.
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>>135996712
fuck off pardo
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>>135996610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rliykQDsmls
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>>135996801
fucking play by yourself then retarded autist.
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why has this thread been exploding with drama so much
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>>135995060

About a decade's worth of game time.

Of course, they still haven't managed to get past ALL THE LAZORS in terms of weapon effectiveness, so...
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>>135996610

I may pilot shitmechs, but I never paid the pig a cent to drive my Clan robits.
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>>135997328

Steam, other generals trying out minimally viable pig robots, and newfags who aren't yet learned in Kong lore and traditions.
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Vass, what are the tiers of gold?
I mean I think $1000 is supposed to be the Uber Gold threshold but surely there is more to being a gold than that.
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>>135997328
Pardo won't fucking leave is why and he perpetually shitposts.
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Okay so this may be a stupid question, but is there any sort of benefit to using 2 SRM6s to 3 SRM4s or vice versa?
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holy shit you have to work hard to get a loss in T5
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>>135999197
Fuck scratch that actually I'm an idiot. Cooldowns are a thing.
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>when the tonnage is just right
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>>135999738
Don't you mean when the sun hits the right spot on the mountains that they start to sing?
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>>135999738
Banned
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>tfw there's no point discussing anything
>tfw we will never have a new kong kast
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>>136000193
Vass and Harabec are doing a kongcast with Accurs tomorrow. Chance of getting Pizzadog or Dudebot in on it, but not both.
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>>135997479
Im aware of in universe when, more of when can pgi advance the fucking timeline when. So many cool weapons and technologies. PPC capicitors would be piss easy to implement. Same gauss rifle charge mechanic, plus heat. Snub nosed ppcs are practically already done for the game(id give them really high projectile speed to reflect their huge short range bracket but fall off incredibly rapidly). IS er lasers and omnis, easy. IS ultra AC I would actually model after the clans when you hit 10/20s. MRMs, are dumb fire missles, easy, but probably shitty missle shotgun or stream. Heavy PPcs could actually do their full damage becaus ethey weigh 10 tons and are just as hot as ERppcs with the same range profile as normal ppcs.

Course pgi cant even figureout how to do alternate ammo swapping. GG NO RE
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>>136000193
There are developments in the game, but they are for the most part small and evolutionary not revolutionary.

Not to mention most everyone in kong is mostly of one mind about any changes that develop.

Lastly, discussions are best when they shape the thinking of the community at large or the developers, both of which are impossible.
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>>136000779
wut I never agreed to a Kongkast with Vas and Harabec
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>>136001227
>IS er and IS ultra AC

If you want homogenization the game sure, there's a reason games are set in a certain time frame, it's like complaining that Assassin's creed never advanced to the modern er.. oh.
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>>136001227

The point is that if PGI can't even balance their weaponry now, imagine the head-desking that will result from tossing a bunch of newtech in.

Fuck, they can't even do all the CURRENT weapons. Arrow IV when?
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>>136000193

Make some notes for a kast that would be interesting for people to listen to, and I'm game.

It's been over two years, and no one has yet succeeded.

>>135998061

There's the common gold, which has little to do with money spent, but more with being a total idiot, with stupid views, shit mechs, and forever tier 5. These can still be found in small numbers, but they're very uncommon in 2016. Not all golds wear legendary founder badges, but many do.

The most common breed of gold is the overgold. They buy most grab deals, are part of shitty old man guilds with War and Peace length ERP rules and regulations, and have private rooms setup on both comstar and NGNG. After transverse, their numbers dwindled somewhat.

A more extreme case of gold is the starlord. Starlords will go to any lengths to defend their shit purchasing habits and choice of videogames. It's the sunk cost fallacy turned up to 11. There's just no way that the starlord was so retarded he gave 500 dollars for a gold robot, bought a 400 dollar cake, paid 10 of his guild members 120 bucks each to keep playing during the clan release, or spent 4 years of his life defending a shovelware game made by hacks. Obviously, everybody else is WRONG, and they just don't understand how great the game is, or how deserving PGI is of all the money and support.

The most hardcore type of gold is the ubergold. Only a handful of these have been observed, and their exploits and behaviors are legendary. People like Hatepriest, Imperius, and Heffay are all ubergolds.

To denote a higher level of gold status among the sub-species, prefixes like alpha, mega, gamma, and omega should be used.

Over the years, PGI themselves grew vatborn warriors who were nicknamed the SSJ golds. Because of general PGI incompetence, they had to keep making improved versions. The last recorded sighting of an SSJ gold was Percy Wer, who was an SSJ5 gold. He unfortunately died during the Transverse saga.
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Whats the best madcat in MWO?
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>>136002740
PRIME RIBS
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>need 5.7 mil for an XL engine
being space poor sucks
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Aaaand I met another cheater.
Some bulgarian romanian named garbage in dual gauss jager with aimbot and wallhack.
Had guns already trained perfectly at my ct before he even saw me come past a hill and he was the last one left in his team so no he did not have a lock on me from someone else.
He got 3 one shot kills at the end, all perfect autoaimed ct shots.
Why dont they ban these fucking shitters?
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>>136003515
I'll take UAV for 3 Million C-bills
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>>136003515

>one UAV and center-mass aiming later, Garbage walks off with the win
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>>136003693
He did not have an UAV up and even if he did drop one right before shooting me I was way out of an UAV range.
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>>136003847
Light behind your team with a UAV for 5 Million.
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squad broken
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>>136004038
That was fucking quick.
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>>136003992
He was the last one in his team and there were NO UAVS UP.
Stop defending blatant east european garbage cheaters.
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>>136003847

UAVs are stealthed. Are you surrrrre you saw it? Were you thumping around in some slowboat robot and ended up being easily predicted into a shot?
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>>136004120
CANCER CANCER CANCER
GTFO
GTFO
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>>136004543
Back to the underhive you go.
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>>136003515
>anyone who can aim has aimbots

Look, there are aimbots, but the truth is this game is already one of the easiest to play because it's as slow as fps get.
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>>136004038
image source?
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>concept art promises a beautiful looking PPC that takes up the entire arm and has a nice vent on the rear with a long barrel
>instead we get a classic cancer PPC like every other fucking mech in the game
So why do you cucks think PGI will model the handgun on the Phoenix Hawk? $20 says they'll just make it a standard arm laser mount like every other fucking robot in the game and only a few old men will refund it.
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So with a 2.33 KDR on my Dire Whale (DFW-A build that is essentially DFW-W(C) with arm mounted cerml) I'm about to get into a higher tier pretty soon. Aside from inevitably switching to the absolutely horrible meta firrstarter/stormcrow, how do I stay good in a daishi there?
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>>136004904
Seems pretty clear it will just have a generic hardpoint on the end, art is already like that.

Would be nice if they could give it wrist movement like Armored Core or something to actually make it relevant but oh well.
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It is the year 2016. The golds have reached a point where they gather in forum threads and dissect all of PGI's shit decisions and excuses. In broad daylight. While the incompetent community manager is browsing the forum.

http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/224886-pgis-inexcusable-sin-in-my-book/
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>>136005836
What is it with old man games and people wanting to do free labour for the developers instead of accepting their shortcomings.
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>xp grinding the locust
Holy shit why does this have to be so fucking awful
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>>136006000
Maybe if PGI wasn't clutching the franchise effectively limiting Battletech to whatever PGI wants to do with it they would have just left when the next MW came out.
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>>136004719
Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blood Orphans
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>>136006089
Use this
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=108&l=7be2dc8ae9d310832372ff56fda4dae1733ba9d6

>shits on lights
>shits on mediums
>back stabs anything heavier
The Locust is literally the best
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>>136006089
>just realized the Resistance Wolfhound has a curved head with pop up ears compared to the traditional sloped wolfhound head
How does this make you feel, Kit?
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>>135993962
~*~*~KONG AFFECTION TIER LIST~*~*~

MAYBE YOU DON'T BELONG HERE TIER:
>Getting upset about banter
>Avatarfagging in the thread
>Assuming we will fellate you for having an ebin expensive mic and a deep voice
>Comes from someplace else and expect to fit in/be welcome with open arms
>Assuming we owe you inclusion/friendship
>Somehow assume that your newfag knowledge is greater than the reams of experience we have and years of failed attempts at making nonmeta robots work

BARE MINIMUM TIER:
>Understands what banter is even if you aren't comfortable with it
>Can be self deprecating without being a pitiful faggot
>Understands what memes are
>Understands that shitmechs are shitmechs and only succeed as a result of luck or extreme skill imbalance
>Bows to the superior knowledge of ancient Kongers

KONGER YOUTH/FAST TRACK TO A-TEAM TIER:
>Has a deep understanding of memes and knows how to apply them creatively
>Picks up on social cues and understands when banter is appropriate, what kind to use with which member, and how far you should antagonize them
>Exists behind several levels of irony
>Quickly picks up on acceptable playstyles, group mechanics and synergistic team dominance strategies
>Discovers the power of their totem shitmech through hours of trial and error without whining like a bitch about how hard it is to get a good score while lacking elites/masteries/modules
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>>136004904

It'll look like this. PPC gun intentionally left out, because no one will use it, ever. The little machinegun barrels will be used for everything covering machineguns to AC5s.
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>>136006910
I'm kind of indifferent really, I don't have one and I don't know the lore on them. That looks kinda neat though I guess.
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>>136007036
I don't know why but I have this perverse hope that a Ballistic hardpoint goes in the fully modeled handgun so it can be an actual gun that fires bullets. Like barrel fully tucked within the shroud and all you can see is the bore.
That's expecting way too much though.
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>>136006000

People who are passionate about their hobbies go the extra mile to make it better for not only themselves, but everybody else involved.

See every fucking popular videogame ever, and even 40k during the height of 5th edition.

Just because you got stuck with shit developers doesn't mean a good concept has to die. It can always be fixed by fans who pour their time and expertise into it. Unfortunately, PGI's frail egos mean they'll never accept outside help for any reason, no matter what.
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>>136007091

It's a steiner light mech created specifically to rape drac scum lights such as the panther and jenner.

In MWO, it's just another shitmech with no real advantages or even meme potential, thanks to its lack of jumpjets.
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>>136008789
Go to bed
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FYI, 68 damage did not trigger the penalty system, but 114 did.

They seem to stack after consecutive, but I have not tested waiting 1 match
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>>136008789
>it's just another shitmech
Them's Batchall words, boy.
You bring that gay ass Panther of yer's and I'll show ya what a REAL mech can do.
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>>136008936
>penalty system
wat
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>>136008936
That's odd, because I believe Russ said the threshold was 30 team damage for a penalty. Maybe they upped it.
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>>136009154
The base penalty is only like 10 seconds, it's possible i just didn't see it after lollygagging after the match
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>>136009280
The penalty doesn't kick in until you hit the launch button
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>>136006089
BUT LOCUSTS ARE FUN KIT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE XP CAUSE FUUUUUUN
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>>136009429
MY 1E IS FUN THESE OTHER ONES ARE CANCER
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>>136009901
Should've bought Wolfhounds, senpai.
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>>136009000

THE MEMES! THEY WON'T STOP!

>>136008861

Fuck that shit.

Also

>>136009000
>>136006000

Double get, motherfuckers.
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>2 teamkills
>102 team damage
>3 teammate ECM destroyed
>win

fucking fuck, getting to the bottom of t5 is theoretically harder than t1
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Quirk Adjustments
Archer ARC-2R and ARC-2R [S]
• Added Missile Heat Gen -10%
• Increased CT Structure from 11 to 22
• Added LT structure +15
• Added RT structure +15

Archer ARC-5S
• Added Missile Cooldown -5%
• Added Missile Heat Gen -5%
• Added CT Structure 22
• Added LT Structure 15
• Added RT Structure 15

Archer ARC-5W
• Increased Acceleration from 30% to 60%
• Increased Deceleration from 30% to 60%
• Increased CT Structure from 11 to 22
• Increased LT Structure from 7 to 15
• Increased RT Structure from 7 to 15
• Added Structure LA 9
• Added Structure RA 9

Archer ARC-T
• Added Missile Velocity +10%
• Increased Missile Heat Gen from -5% to -10%
• Increased CT Structure from 11 to 18
• Increased LT Structure from 7 to 12
• Increased RT Structure from 7 to 12
• Increased LA Structure from 5 to 9
• Increased RA Structure from 5 to 9
• Increased LA Structure from 5 to 9
• Increased LL Structure from 7 to 12
• Increased RL Structure from 7 to 12
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>>136010189
p2w?
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>>136010090
How does it feel to ride the best cookie cutter meta builds to T4 before finding out that you are utterly outclassed and need to go back to T5
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>>136007091
>indifferent
>don't know lore
Reeeee
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>>136010189

What a position change, Mark. Guess the credit card companies lodged a bit too many complaints about all the chargebacks this time around.

It's still shit, though, and still looks retarded with the bunny ears and the stupid big angry baby pose.
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>>136010189
Looks like most of them are pretty reasonable robots now. Not sure why this was so hard.
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>>136010039
m-muh lore
Get online so we can batchall.
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>>136010189
>IS now gets a better mad dog than the clans
Shouldn't it be the other way around?!
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>hey, we're gonna do this stupid shit, and you can't stop us!
>okay, we won't play either mode until you stop being dumb fucks out to waste our time.
>b-b-but our artistic vision.
>okay, here, we changed it. Fuck you, you ungrateful shits.

PGI is literally their own worst enemy.
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>>136010189
I see Bishop Steiner rallied the golds big time.
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>playing my Rasalhague Wolfhound
>kill a guy in an invasion patterned Mad Dog LRMboat
>Davion warhorn plays and I relish in the sound of my kill
>he actually starts sperging out in chat that I'm piloting a LYRAN mech with RASALHAGUE pattern and it has a FEDERATED SUNS warhorn and that UPSETS him because it RUINS the lore and his immersion
Send help I can't breath over here.
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>>136011783

But I'm listening to really fucking loud japanese vocal arrange versions of Megaman X songs.
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>>136002273
>homogenization
Ultra
RAC
ER
Snub/light/heavy PPC
MRM
plasma cannon
x-pulse
Light/heavy gauss

How would this lead to homogenization? IS er lasers still suck balls compared to clan and would be at best a halfway point between standard and clan. Ultras could go the way of UAC5 and be the rape guns we feared UAC20 would be before we knew about the multiple projectiles. The nice thing about BT is that the eras are not exclusive, just because something is old, it doesnt mean it is bad.

>>136002545
I will not disagree with any of that. Artillery Cannons when?
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>>135995060
i want real ballistics on my lct
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>>136012821
Wasn't there some video PGI made with a random nuclear explosion in it? Long Toms when?
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>>136015917
Better core explosions when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpxItO0zOY
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>>136010189
Did anyone actually found good build for the tempest to this date?
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>>136015917
>inb4 the artie strike is PGIs take on the long tom
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KONG ruined my life
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WHY WHY WHY
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>>136006000

Actually, I'd rather see Paul put on the employment equivalent of a short noose and tossed off PGI's roof so someone competent can take his place, but Russ and Paul's positions are unassailable and frequently changed so it's not happening.

Inoyue getting run over by a Vancouver bus would probably get celebration and mass bannings on the forum if it proved terminal.
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>>136008936

IIRC, 70 is the trigger point.
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>>136010189

There, piggie. It wasn't so hard to at least give them stats like everyone else now, was it?
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draw a konger!
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>>136013258

The sad thing is they could have already put mortars in. Except it's PGI and they couldn't add new weapon types in if you gave them the code pre-compiled.
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>>136016254

Stackpoling was basically in MW4 to clean up dead 'Mech graphics.
>>
Any chance KONG will change faction alliance? Surely we all have the lvl 2 mech bay by now...
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>>136020185
It runs out in like three or four hours.
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>>136020354
>Not pledging your life

As expected.
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>>136020718
Clanfags pls go.
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>>136021082
That's the wrong Mio

do you think greg actually has taste?
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>drawing kongers

Complete with a representation of internet quality.
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>>136021205
who the fuck is this hipster ass mio
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>>136021369
Some poorly dressing autist with nice tits.
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>>136021082
>imblign that's gerg
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>>136022485
It's in the description fuckface

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592756
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>>136022353
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>>136022658
> he actually thought I cannot read
L O L trolled by steambirth.
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>tfw Vass screams at everyone in his angry swedish words

i'm literally red in the face
i'm sweating, i can't stop
my armpits are so slick
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>>136022905
>that picture
What's that?
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>>136023563
ask dashing
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>>136024418
Is he a /mu/tant or something?
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>>136022905
>dirty mexican hipster listening to shit music
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Was thinking of buying a Summoner and running this build. I already have a Mad Dog and wanted a Clan Heavy that was more fighter than fire support.
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>>136023563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyORieDhpkg
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJJuVYVPh6E
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Remember to use proper pronouns for greg
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>>136027592
What are they?
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>>136027782
*Gregina, Xhe, Xhir, Xhim
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>>136006912
>Assuming anyone would want to join a bunch of tryhard autists, who don't understand that no one wants to join them, unless they themselves aspire to be the same.

Your lives are meaningless.

Your parents are embarrassed.

Your siblings disowned you years ago.

To the rest of your family you are "eccentric" ie the weird one, which really means you talk about anime to much, and generally have poor hygiene.

So here is the real qualifications for joining kong.
>Unemployed
>Unwashed
>Unfuckable
>Lots of time to waste

The only redeeming quality dongers may have is good info on builds.

So anyone that cares to join don't. You will be brought down to a level of sub-human that hasn't even been discovered.

BTW this post should be in the OP post.
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>>136027979
xhe's trying to switch to xhis new Gregga account
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>>136027979
Note that xhim is only acceptable when xhe is having xhis furiod.
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>>136028093

So, you were actually even below this and rejected from KONG?

You sad bastard.
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>>136028131
This.

Think about it.

When are Greg and Kit ever in the same room?

Coincidence?
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>>136027592
>tfw you get called ugly
at least it made me realize I need to consider getting contacts
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>>136027782
>>136027979
>>>/wsg/1000057
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>lose before the match even starts because we have no ecm in polar highlands

wew
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>I guess I'll try out more SRMs
>O-Oh

People in T4 have no idea how to brawl.
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>>136028667
You're kinda cute desu, you look like a complete and total weirdo at the same time though, as if you've got some fetishes or something you never talk about.
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>>136029793
Hes a lolicon he has a fedora and loli wallet with a loli key chain
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>>136030002
Oh good god
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>>136029725
ikr pham
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>>136030058
He also molested a person with the downs

JUDGE HIM JUDGE THE FUCK OUTTA HIM
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>>136030058
hey Kit, I like to imagine people as mechs ... and pretending to be a mech - which category would you fall under :3
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>implying kharn is panther anything
Fuck all you, when that fat faggot joystick cock fiddling shit goblin can post a selfie of a 2.5D representation of himself in the hands of a proper light mech, then he can say he is Panther poster supreme.
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>>136030360

what mechs do you imagine the kongers to be
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>>136030635
>tfw all the cool totem mechs were already claimed
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>>136030360
I'd only be a mech if Vass would pilot me.
But he'd never pilot a shitfox ;_;
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>>136028393
Post must have touched a nerve there eh?
Its ok child go back to your anime, those drawings really get you and your eccentric ways.
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>>136029627
Is that dashing?
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>>136030102
It keeps happening!
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>>136030635
Why don't you come play again?
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>>136030980
Hey I'm in that game too!
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>>136030980
bro I understand you want to brawl, just say it less over the mic 8)
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>>136031145
Name?
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>>136031053
My mouse is broken
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>>136031271
Skouthrei

now you're on the other team and it's peaks skirmish

not like this
>>
>>136030885

I was wondering how someone could hate KONG that much. I mean, that's impressively acidic and enough salt to cover most of Polar Highlands.

Did one of them set a bag full of dogshit on your front door and ignite it?
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>>136030360
Are you the guy who paid me in Urbies to do Atlas porn?
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>>136029793
right
fetishes

>>136031275
then buy a new one?
I don't understand what's so hard about this
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>>136030796

Vass would reject piloting any robits that needed a joystick to activate in MWO.
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Sorry bout this new here but is there any love for armoured core on vg? I want to get back into it
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>>136031776
This is mostly western mech games. There used to be an armored core general.
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>>136031318
I was too scared to brawl! But we had goon armour!
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>>136031776
Armored core is dead
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>>136032030
>>136031906

Thats to bad anything as competitive still around you can reccomend?
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Welp i made a bad decision and i dont regret it.
Long live House Marik.
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>>136029793
>KIT THINKS GREG IS CUTE AND NOT ME
FUCK
U
C
K

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN KEKED BY KING GREGGULES OF ALL THINGS

THIS IS A LOW POINT
>>
which mech is best mech for many goose
>>
>>136032409
I don't know what you look like
>>136032340
Jesus fucking christ the Orion is an ugly mech
>>
>>136031554
Since when the fuck ever has haruko not spent all her money on stupid bullshit

>lel shitty diet, gotta buy robutts
>lel no bed, gotta buy shitty robutts

Bet you she's spending mouse money on something stupid. Come on himesama, lets fucking hear it.
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>>136031432
>Start playing MWO a few weeks.
>Fun game, I think I'll check out the general.
>Read anyone from kong's posts.

Form my own conclusion, based on the evidence presented in aforementioned general.

Now again do you relate to anything in my original post? Based on what you have posted, I have come to the understanding that.

A: You are a kong associate that got butt bumbled by my post.

B: You are one of the tripfags, not wanting to show your real identity.

C: You aren't in that clique but look up to them.

I hope C is your current status, their may be hope for you yet.
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>>136032529
I love it because it still looks like it was designed in the 80s
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>>136032579
Pardo pls go.
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>>136032565

PANTHER
LITERALLY
PANTHER
A
N
T
H
E
R
What kong totem mechs aren't taken
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>>136030796
Fuck off cancer.
Go flirt with the drug addict mental patient somewhere else.
>>
>in brawlmech
>canyon
>peaks
>highland

why?

where is frozen city

where is manifold

actually, where IS manifold

haven't seen that map in the rotation in weeks
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>>136032754
Those LRM friends just want to share the love with you buddy : )
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>>136031275
>My mouse is broken

>>136031776
Lots of us love Armoured Core but there is, or used to be, another general for it.

Probably just hasn't been remade yet, those old men in it are as dedicated to keeping their thread for a dead game alive as we are.
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>>136032847
I'm this close to just putting two lrm15s in my shitcrow and meme around
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>>136032921
10 dollars say as soon as you do that you will get nothing but city maps.
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>>136031318
hey man i remember you and your srm and small lazor arctic cheetah that rekt several guys on canyon few days ago
i was that dire wolf that died trying to get back into base

>>136030796
i almost choked on that image, got more?
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>>136031228
BRAWL BRAWL BRAWL
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>>136032921

Be careful. Add a LPL and you'll be me.
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>>136032643
Who is Pardo?
I'm just a red blooded American male TBR. Ready to fire load after load of my C-UAC20 in your backside.
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SQUAD BROKEN
THANKS GREG, YOU FUKKO
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>>136030958
Yes it is
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>>136031318
>>136033014
here's moments before your heroic death, you glorious bastard.
p.s. i'm not the guy that posted the original pic
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I need some good Hellbringer builds.
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>>136033014
too bad I can only play the cheetah

feels scrub man anything that goes at less than 130 kph is 2slow
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>>136033364
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
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>>136033615
Well I can only play whale, and its performance almost solely depends on the positioning and the rest of the team. I cannot into lights and the finesse required for their gameplay. You did provide remarkable insight though.
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>>136032565
I like to blow it on skintight motorcycle armor and pretend I'm a TSF pilot speeding on the freeway
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>>136034553
I honestly fucking believe you.
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>>136034553
you drive a moped
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>>136034553
lol moped isnt a bike
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>>136034553
m o p e d
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>>136034553
>toy scooter
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>>136034553
You would never survive the 8 minutes.
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>>136034605
>>136034607
>>136034717
>>136034780
>>136034837
>>136035070
Is calling my S1000RR a moped a new form of trolling?

Its working
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>>136035313
>that squid kid who gets the 1000cc sports bike
>that kid who buys the german bike
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>>136035313
didn't you say you were too short for a bike anyway?
And besides, what's wrong with mopeds? A toy scooters would fit you perfectly
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>Vass screaming in the mumble
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>>136035313
We all know you drive a Vespa, there's no need to lie on the internet
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>>136035313
>Younger brother got a motorcycle at the age of nineteen
>Of the three of us, he's probably the stupidest brother
>Fit's the "adrenaline junkie/dumb jock" stereotype pretty well
>He was still smart enough to know that your first motorcycle really FUCKING REALLY should be a small cc.
You are full of shit or stupider than a teenage boy.
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>>136035906
Likely both
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>>136035906
Second bike actually, my first was a shitty Honda 250

BMW motorcycles are ridiculously tame due to the electronic safeties, you'd have to try to kill yourself on one. It even has a setting to cut the bikes power in half if it's too scary for you.
>>
CALLING YOU OUT STAR COMMANDER DOG

DID YOU FUCKING SCREENCAP THAT GAME OR WHAT
>>
>>136036858
im drunk i forgot lmao

But it was a good game, I'm proud of you, great work keep it up!
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>tfw you and your boy win the game while outweighed severely

when do I get out of the tier 4 underhive
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>>136037415
How do you play light mechs on 200 ping?
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>>136037837
I'm brazilian and this game isn't very ping-dependent, I suppose

getting stuck in assaults when you're trying to back off after peeking sucks tho
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Would LRMs be broken if they simply doubled their flight speed or would it make them just about right?
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>>136037837
>200 ping
Just LRM boat.
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>>136035313
Haruko I need to confirm, is this you or just some random asian woman
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>>136038118
That would be awful. The most fun thing would be to just have your lrms track your mouse so you could dumbfire them at anything from a distance without a lock.
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>>136038118
Do you want people to spam them more than they do already? Frankly LRMs need some adjustment so they're not so prevalent.
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>>136033595
4x erll
goose+4x ml
2x uac5+4x ml
2x asrm6+6x spl
Always take ECM.
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>>136038834
Thanks
>>
WHICH MECH IS BEST GOOSEBOAT
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>>135995051
>>135994762
do you actually run this and is it good
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>>136039529
Yes yes

>>136030980
>>136029725
>>
Weird question: Does anyone have any Mechwarrior Dakis? Or just Daki mock-ups?
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>>136040964
A what?
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>>136041091

The long body pillows. I've seen some with tanks and planes on them. There must be some with Battletech Mechs.
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>>136041312
The old men that play battletech games are too busy jerking off with their HOTAS dildos to buy a daki.
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>>136041312
>>
>all this totem mech shit
is wolverine safe? do i still have claim?
>>
For every hour of mechs I take one hour off the amount of sleep I get. There is no end to this spiral.
>>
I'm slowly approaching one Harabec of mechs, there's no "totem" for me.
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>>136042068
We do not mention that clan.
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>>136041683

I don't actually want one. I just want an image of one.
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>>136042210
How many, anon?

The TBR is still my totem regardless
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>>136042229
i mean the IS mech
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>>136042597
Whos totem robot is the Summoner? How about Shadow cats?
>>
What is this Totem mech thing? Is it just a BT nerd way of saying a 'main'?
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>>136042473
123
>>
Whats with the recent totem mech faggotry? That shit is decided by others when you earn it.

>>136043151
Its a KONG way of saying main/iconic mech for a person. Steambirths want to feel special.
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>>136042473
>You will never have this many mechs or mech bays
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>>136043393
Maybe I'm weird but I've never really felt the need past the 7 I have now. I have all the mechs I like. Most of them mastered.
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>>135993962
>There are many types of newfags
>Not listing 'Orkz'
>The people who have zero idea what they are doing, only join matches to wrack up damage and KDA, and their loadout is scrubby at most to junkyard-tier simply because it makes the biggest bang or is the flashiest laser

C O M E O N
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>tfw no one draws you
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>>136043495
I CAN live with 7 mech bays, but I don't want to.
>>
JADE FALCON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-cAom5vJg
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>>136038118

Doubling LRM speed would make them....half the speed of an AC/20. If any other weapon got dropped to 320, they'd piss themselves all over the forums.

You'd have to triple them to match up with SRMs, for example. A weapon that's expected to only travel 270m.

Accurate LRMs? That would be noskill, because clearly the most inaccurate weapon around is the one that takes no skill to use.

Seriously, I had some real paint chip eater teams this time. Even ended up with Bridesmaid.

>in this game, the Huggin literally machinegunned five 'Mechs to death, me being the last one because I thought, silly me that an entire lance could bring down one Huginn while I went to go kill the other two heavies. Alone.
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>>136030796

I mastered the shitfox in 2014. Get on my level.
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>>136045265

Vass, you master every Mech you buy, regardless of how shitty you feel in it.
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>>136045265
I run a Kit Fox with an ultra AC-5/ECM/3x C-MED Ls.

Come at me.
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>no bundles for all mechs
literally fuck PGI
i have to buy each mech individually, genius
>>
>>136045192
>Doubling LRM speed would make them....half the speed of an AC/20.
That was my point. It would still be slower than any other weapon in the game, but at least the missiles will reach something within reasonable amount of time before they get behind cover. And it's the simplest, single-step solution that can be experimented with completely by itself before considering further buffs. No Pandora's boxes opened here.
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>>136038392
No you dumb fuck
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>>136045564

Realize the goldforums shit the bed when LRMs were upped to a Sonic level of 175.

Yes. As in 15 more than they are now. So they slowed them down again, because surely 10 velocity was a buff fit for the gods.
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>>136045438

I played mine with machineguns and SRMs, before they locked tons of jumpjets all over the thing. Can you even compare to my greatness?
>>
>>136042597
Dashing and Chim fight over who is the wolverine pilot. Chim wins because Dashing is also a cent pilot.
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>>136045697
>responding to steambirth
Pretty sure every mech is claimed
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For you Vass Senpai
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>>136045470
I just want a hbk iic mastery pack
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>>136045619
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>>136045926
>would probably work out to like $35 based the relative MC value of HBK IICs compared to Orions
>$40 Origins package has 3 Jenner IICs, 3 HBK IICs, 1 each of which are C-Bill variants, 12 colours, 2 camos, and 2 sets of cockpit garbage
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>>136045779
This, every mech is claimed. Steambirths should just......die!
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>not eating sweet potato fries with pepper
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>>136047245
>not spam sandwiches
>>
>started playing this game like 2 weeks ago
>leave this general open just to see animeposting
This is a good thread.
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>Animeposting of the wrong kind
>>136047245
>>136046847
>>136047292
>>136045819
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>>136047774
Manime is the one true anime!
>>
Who here of Kong/Gonk wants alpha invite?
https://www.fortnite.com/game

Have two.
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>>136048273
>>136047774

Manime is the only good anime. 80s for fucking ever.

Now I'm gonna go rewatch gall force: eternal story back-to-back with gunbuster and diebuster.
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>>136049517
Sheeeiit, time for MD Geist.
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>>135976867
>MKIII
>Undersinked
>Shit lasers
>Still got da lurms doe
>50 tons
>Slow

it's shit.
>>
>>136050927
55 tons and it's not slow by any means with a 330

Considering the armament it's not all that undersinked either
>>
When will piggy make SRMs great again?
>>
>>136053931

Never.

The game designer (Paul) has a hard-on for 'skillshots' and ranged bullshit, and Bryan dreams of being a navy seal sniper dude. It's why every game he's ever made is about lone snipers killing armies of shitty terrorists.
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>>136055147

Are clan-streaks viable?
>>
ded thred
ded servers
ded game
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>>136060618

Do want april roadmap
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>>136060618
Really? I just started playing again last night after 2 years. I was a Founder.
>>
>>136062153

Too late, you could be GOLD.
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>>136055147
But SRM twitchshots are the DEFINITION of skill shots.
>>
>even HARUKO came back
Is this it? Is KONG great again?
>>
>>136064404

The banishment of Gaylust "Kaelus" Wingman has revived Kong.

It is as the scrolls foretold.
>>
>mfw I pronounce it "Accurs Three-Dee" instead of "Accursed"
How mad do you think that makes him?
>>
>>136064650
Not mad at all. I'm indifferent. Who might you be my f'am?
>>
>watching MWO:LL footage
>Mad Cat F has 6 flamers
what the fuck why would you do this
>>
>>136066542
Because Flamers aren't shit in Living Legends?
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>>136053931
SRMs are already doing okay

I just want LRMs to travel at 300 m/s, is this too much to ask?
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>>136067325
>I want cancerboats to be even more cancerous
>>
>Vassago complaining about "Paperdolls" again in Mumble
It never ends.
>>
>>136067467
>these noskill scrubs in 3rd rate machines are starting to kill me
>this is so unfair, how dare the pig do this to me
>>
>>136067694
>not muting that cancer ass whiney bitch cuck
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>>136067968
It's amazing because Kit wants his dick.
Fucking Vass, he has EVERYTHING.
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>>136068074
>being jelly because of kit

bitch is an ugly bald landwhale.
imagine how fucking desperate she must be to attentionwhore in this general or on 4chan at all for that matter.
of course implying its a woman and not a faggot with a voice modulator.
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>>136067694

>implying you're in mumble.
>implying you can even understand the superior viking language we're speaking.
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>eurocucks
ECM PLS PLS PLS PLS ECM PLS PLS PLS HALP PLS ECM
>no missiles or anything
>they think ECM somehow negates lasers, ballistics, or SRMS to their face

721 damage in a shitty shadowcat with 2 ERPPC and these cucks are saying that I'm not helping

they deserve to be raped by muslims
>>
>Wake up
>realize getting 700+ damage in the underhive is nothing special
>Feel bad about shitposting here

How do I truly improve at the video game, gerg

I want to get to tier 1 yet I only have 40 hours at the game...
>>
>>136069137
all you have to do is spend many more hours

it's literally just an EXP bar, not an indicator of skill
>>
>>136068979
>superior viking language

You mean arab?
Have you been to your local mosque today Bass?
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>>136069445

I am indeed practicing my religion right now. It sounds like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQUlJA4U9XI
>>
if someone's trying to torso twist can't I just shoot them in the head for ct damage?
>>
>>136069886
You can shoot them in the head for CT damage. In fact you should always shoot an Atlas in the head, aiming for the right eye. If you hit the eye, you cockpit his dumb ass. If you hit the head, you do CT damage and negate his torso twisting attempts.
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>>136070029
And this head = ct applies to every mech?
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>>136069663
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQUlJA4U9XI

Jesus christ what an ear rape.
Fucking barbarians the lot of you.
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>>136069663
>he's Swedish
holy shit it all makes sense now
>>136070130
Yeah, the head is 90% CT and 10% cockpit hitbox (if that) on pretty much every mech ever.
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Why is playing an Atlas so much fun?

>team down 6 to 3
>everyone scared to push
>lead the way and totally crush
>match ends with red ct, 1 leg and 2 zombie lazers
>7 kills, 809 damage

And people tell me clan mechs are the way to go.
>>
>>136070456
Atlases being as slow and big as they are often just get focused down before they get within range

t. tier 1
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>>136070618
Yeah I've run into some bullshit where I can never get in range eg. Alpine so I know what you mean.

I think the trick is to be a sneaky as possible and wait at least 5 minutes into the match before showing yourself lest you become the priority target for everyone.
>>
>pubbies think ECM will shield them from anything
>>
>>136071273
>see idiot being lurmed to shit in my cheetah
>run up to him so he can get to cover
>he begins charging into direct fire
>fuck off from his side
>lurm shitting resumes
>"wow where is the ecm"


??????????????
>>
>>136071494
>out of position whale being lurmed to death
>MASC up to him for ECM coverage
>tag and UAVs
>LURMs don't stop
>"WOW THANKS DUDE NO HELP"
>>
who /only uses ecm to go on meme flank adventures/ here

also if you don't turn off you're ecm before going in to backstab someone you are shit and liable to get turned on and alpha struck
>>
>>136071273
>pubbies want ecm but don't play ecm mechs

>>136071705
Not really a big problem anymore, it's one of the reasons I like the reduction in range to just 90m.
>>
>>136062153
>I was a massive goy
FTFY
>>
>>136071705
What does the low signal strength thing actually do?
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>>136071989
makes pubbies shit themselves

THEYRE COMING OUT OF THE GO DAMN WALLS!
>>
Any whale tips? How much are whales used in higher tiers? I want you Vass to answer this question as well. p-pls
>>
Totem mech totem mech totem mech totemech
>>
>>136072251

Are you asking about daishis? Because they're extremely rare, and only fielded when the comp faggots know they get to camp a red square on assault mode, which said comp tryhard faggots nornally avoid like the plague.

Even in the ghetto, daishis are uncommon. The slowness and being an even more high priority target than fucking DDCs generally kill peoples' desires to run them.
>>
What's the best clan heavy for going full dakka?
>>
>realizing I had WAY too many heatsinks on my mech
I've got 13 now and I can still alpha-strike my way through the test Awesome on Tourmaline without overheating, should I drop another heatsink to upgun a SPL to an MPL?
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>>136072878

Ebin.
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ok i think i have found my totem robot.
this thing is a fucking rapetrain.
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>>136073045
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
>>
>>136073096
Already claimed. You don't get to have a totem anyways, you're a shitter.
>>
>>136072652
Exactly. In tier 4, which I'm about to leave, it tends to wipe half the enemy team single-handedly if properly flanked by teammates, with around 700 damage (personal record 1102) per match. Is tier 4 ghetto?
You are correct about its downsides, literally one wrong step can be your downfall. Shame though, I'll have to find a way to make it useful myself.
I run dual goose, 3 erml and 2 lpl.
>>
>>136073096
>fat
>missing right hand
>all six lasers pointing forwards
>missile launcher has 2 few tubes
>FAT
>>
>>136073045
What is this memebuild?
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>>136073240

If you're bringing daishis, you kinda need a team to support them, or they'll get isolated, prison raped, and left traumatized for life.

It's like how you wouldn't just add an LRM awesome to your team without a couple guys carrying BAP, TAGs, or having a token narc light.

I personally found the daishi to be way too fucking slow and vulnerable to surprise buttsex, and I primarily play slow shit like atlases.
>>
>>136073406
>>all six lasers pointing forwards

well, where should they point?
backwards???
durr

also i like THICK
>>
>>136073603
Most good mechs carry a rear-mounted laser to deal with pesky lights, yeah.
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>it's a "vass starts screaming about conspiracy theories in mumble" episode
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>>136074360

We're actually repurposing king of fighters porn for our mumble channel meme pictures.
>>
>>136073585
hah, iktf bro. Luckily the pubs tend to form a slow moving center mass of mechs that daishi can wiggle his butt into. So how do you play your Atlas and/or other ranged slow shits?
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dont you guys love THICK???
here, have a fat dragon
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>>136074667
daishi can wiggle his cute widdle butt into :3
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>>136075469
dont sexualize the daishi pls
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>HBK IIC A with 8 ER Meds
Holy fuck that was stupid.
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How did you guys get Creeping Death, ER LL/LRMboat?
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>>136076302
being good, its easy
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>>136074667

At the front, leading charges, being the tip of the spear, alphastriking like a gangsta, and other assorted meme things.

But atlases have 350 or 360 engines, while the daishi is limited to a tiny as fuck 300. Engine size doesn't only control speed, but your overall agility. It's why daishis have about a 25% chance of surviving a duel against atlases. They twist too fast, accelerate too fast, and can wiggle and jiggle their booties like it's nobody's business.

Daishi is superior for putting firepower downrange, though.
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>>136076302
dual gauss ebin jag
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>>136075469

>implying your daishi's got moves like this.
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>>136076302
4spl 2srm4 cheater
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>>136076528
fatlass walking animation has the biggest butt wiggle out of all walking animations.
what a slutty robot.
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>>136076302
In this beautiful little meta mech that KONG Mumble now has a dedicated voice channel for.
Thank you, Vassago Rain.
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>>136076385
I like this, just finished a match tagging along king crab, he tanked everything and we wiped an entire lance by ourselves.
>>136076813
crab's wiggle is not insubstantial either
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>>136076302

I got creeping death in a triple machinegun, single ER PPC, SRM16 (P)rison shaq back when project penis first launched.

Jack got his the same day, with the same variant, but he used a good build on his, like triple AC2s, or some old meta shit like that.
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>>136076302
i got it in a jenner, on my second day of gameplay
but fuck that daishi my waifu <3
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>>136077020
crab doesnt wiggle at all actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afo3kMRV2ms

king crab, on the other hand wiggles quite a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a-cWkGLwjA
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Having creeping death means you're a pussy shit.
Catapult.jpg
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Never forget the 22th of march 2016. The day a million steambirths cried out in buttfrustration that the shitfox grill was allowed into Maskirovka, but their elite pr0 top tier LRM 45 stormcucks aren't invited.

Also the day a new generation of Konglets realized that, no, I don't have infinite patience, and yes, when I get mad, I get pretty fucking mad.

Murdering LORD and EMP drops in rapid succession with assorted trash mechs and pissing off golds by playing Barbie girl over in-game VOIP was just a bonus.
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>>136077602
by crab i meant king crab
this video is great btw
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Made a smurf account and as I had enough space dollars I bought this
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=236&l=d4431a6b61618ce702736250e808883b8968a6ac

Holy shit the fucking salt was flowing.
Proper tears.
Got legit accused of cheating several times.
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>>136078534
That looks like a fun build.
Too bad flamers are just about shit on everything except ecm lights.
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>>136077903
pretty great to be honest my family, that time we teamed up with the emps and smashed pubs for a time trial was pretty dank.

kong big mans have been disgustingly successful lately.
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>>136079042
this can't be more wrong and i will never understand why Kong shits on flamers so much
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>>136077903
Go choke yourself on your benzos autistic retarded shitstain.
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>>136079042
> flamers are just about shit on everything except ecm lights.

Uh, what?
I guess you will never learn what pleasure it is to single handedly overheat and then headshot the entire enemy team.
Actually this might be the best way to farm the headshot achievements.
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>>136079158
Its really great when you are brawling, but when every match has lrms and medium range rape it becomes a very situational weapon.
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thoughts?
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>>136077903
>getting mad over anything, let alone a game

heh
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>>136079589
>You can't heat them to over 90%
>You don't know when they hit 90%
>You have to look directly at them to burn them, no torso twisters

Don't delude yourself, I want it to be good too though.
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>>136079815
>CASE
If there's an ammo explosion in your LT the entire mech is gone anyways since you went XL, might as well drop it and you can upgrade the 1/2 ton in the head to a full ton.
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>>136080028
Thank you, my love is the same as your love.
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>>136045265
I still like the Kit Fox... I've got a bunch of builds on it that I enjoy though they're not all totally effective.

Like my Gauss Rifle KFX.
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>>136079961
Do you think the average tier 5 to tier 3 pug understands to not alpha his 9000 lasers when he is at 90% heat?
Use the spurdo speed to circlestrafe around them and avoid being fired upon until they are al dente and then cockpit/backstab them.
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>>136079815

Nigga, if you're gonna be a worthless lurmboat, at least use the superior 2N variant with ECM.

Also fit a 255 XL. You don't need to go fast.
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>>136081118
>He's tier 5 to 3

Well keep using flamers if it works in the underhive.
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anybody wanna robots together?
i have a teamspeak we can use
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>>136081820
sure man
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>>136081820
ok
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>>136081871
whats yer robot name son?
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>>136082163
Vassago Rain
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>>136082597
XD
so funnay
ebin maymay
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>>136082685
I'm serious Pardo
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>>136082685
>>136081820

Get fucked, you unwanted piece of human garbage.
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>it comes down to our Centurion vs their Archer
>their Archer has full LRM5 and doesn't notice our Centurion until he gets within like 200m
>our Cent has 2LRM10, 3MG
>spends like 30 seconds shredding the Archer to death in the most humiliating way possible
gg close
In other news I fucking love the MAD-5D, it's my favorite variant.
Marauders are so fucking fun, I unironically suggest that everyone buy them once they're out for C-bills in April.
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you are filtered, dont even reply to me because i actively refuse to read your toxic hatred posts
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>>136083280
>Filtered
>Probably reads them anyway judging from this response

lol
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>>136083527
are you an idiot
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>>136083559
Yes, why?
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>>136082876
What's so great about the 5d?
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>Not being a bad enough dude
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>>136083527
no, as a matter of fact i do not.
because every single time he replies to me it is always mindless hatred to vent his frustration and anger coming from his personal life problems.
i never did anything bad to him yet he hates me.
still i legit even tried to help him with his problems and he still treats me like complete and utter shit.
im sorry but he does not have the right to ruin my day with his toxic posts.
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>>136084962
I think he had a change of heart.
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Black Widow OP
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>>136084483
SRM hardpoints. I love the refire rate of two ASRM4 racks that are rather high mounted. It's also got the high mounted laser but that's really not a huge deal in my opinion. The lighter weight of SRMs compared to a ballistic also means you tend to run a larger STD engine on it and that extra little bit of speed just feels so right. It's got a slim profile that isn't broken by a large AC and it's just so ridiculously fast, it's a 75 ton heavy that believes it's a medium but has all the armor and STD engine tankiness of a heavy.
Mine runs a STD 310 at 72KPH (Speed tweak) but it felt good at 67KPH too, the accel quirks mean it's easily as responsive as a 45 ton medium.
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>>136085329
i dont care im not opening up that image.
i gave up on him.
whatever i did wrong happened two fucking years ago already when i was going through i very bad periot of my life, i apologized in any way possible yet he still clings to that as a reason for mindlessy hating me and encouraging everyone else to do the same.
and i had enough of his shit.
so very tired.
i used to think he was a cool guy in the beginning, then i realized how much an asshole he can be.
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>>136085945
Pardo we all gave up on you so why don't you give up on us and just leave?
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>>136082858
Do you need some help with all that mad?
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>>136085945
Even if everything you did was wiped from everyone's memory, you are still a toxic person. I could go onto fireden archives and pull 10 instances from the past month of you wishing brain cancer on others.

This is a level past "lol xD" tier bantz. You are just not a person anyone in their right minds would enjoy being around.

How you don't realize this is almost hilarious at this point, almost to the point I should assume you never were pardo, and your trip is simply dudebot or jules meming hard on everyone
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>>136084962
You are a complete and totally autistic faggot but you do have a point about vassago analpained being toxic.
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Why not talk about cool stompy robots instead!
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>yfw people keep voting for conquest
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>>136088547
because im bored and want a robot that makes me feel special
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>>136088547
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing anymore.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=345&l=6d7df7ec0a38a7639ac77bc3cb6d4892a2a45404
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>>136088861
Any robot can make you feel special, as long as you love it.
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>>136089201
fuck you kit i hope you fall down
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>>136089201
So does this mean you fugged your robots?
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>>136085485
wew
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>>136088547
Quadrupedal robots never.
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>>136089693
Into a pile of pillows I hope!
>>136091262
I wanna fug a Hellhound, I get weak knees thinking about it.
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>>136075982
It's the first metamechs build for the A bro, it's pretty legit if they're avoiding ghost heat and have their weapon groups split up for all peeking directions.
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>>136067467

>making LRMs non-shitty is somehow cancer
>they still won't be second-rate because spread damage
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>>136070029

You can also simply shoot them in the nuts.

No, seriously. Crotch shots are CT damage, and they don't rotate with the rest of the torso.
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>>136076302

I got it in a Kit Fox with 2 LRM 10s and an ERML.

The best part was running out of ammo killing the last Atlas and patiently ERMLing it to death while it spun in retarded circles trying to find me.

Best two minutes of my MWO time at that point. I could not believe someone was that stupid.

How soon I realized that in reality, there are plenty of people that stupid. And they would be on my team as well.
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>>136093869
>shooting mechs in the butt for that sweet rear CT
>mfw
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>>136089201

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNEzxTSvuw
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>>136086981
Vass is as cancerous as Pardo and it's taken too long for people to start seeing this
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>>136095524
Kong ultra A-Team when?
Like, participate in beating up old men in their shitty tournaments and building up that name. Maybe even making a new unit for it. Kongs name has been stained by shitters.
No token A-Team Kongers though please
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>Kit will never play shitmechs with you
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>>136095763
>>136095524

tbhsm'h didn't mean to reply
And forgot image. Deport steambirths NOW
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I only started playing MWO recently due to a YouTube video I saw that piqued my interest. I have the 3 standard variants of the ravens and my 3L has its second tier of skills filled out. I am currently looking to expand my fleet and want to try out some ACs. What Assault or Medium mechs do you guys recommend for some fun with ACs?
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>>136097178
Mauler or Banshee. Both are top tier mechs, but Banshee 3M is the best IS assault, and probably the best assault in-game right now. It's not a ballistic variant, but the 3E does 3ac5 and 3llas quite well.
And don't forget to ask here before making builds. Those C-bills are precious for a new player.
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>>136097178
Mediums- Blackjack, Hunchback (IS or Clan) Enforcer (I liked the trial one with an AC/10)
Assaults- King Crab, Mauler, Dakkawolf.
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>>136097178
You just missed the Dakka King Crab trial mech. Pretty fun build.
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>>136093503
It's just encouraging more shitters to boat them while doing little to make them viable in high level play or actually any sort of contribution to the team. You'd have to change how they work, either by restricting team locks to NARCs and TAGs but making them fire and forget, or allowing manual guidance without locks.
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>>136098107
>restricting team locks to NARCs and TAGs
Is this not how it worked in every other MW game? I could get behind this change if they tightened up the grouping, seems like a good way to encourage team play.
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>>136097965
Actually I didn't. I got on right before the current update.
>>136097884
>>136097801
Blackjack looks really fun. King Crab I knew about, and my friend is possibly going into Dire Wolf later so I will learn from him how that goes. All sound like great ideas though thanks.
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>>136098479
Blackjack is a beautiful little mech that is meta-resistant like the Stalker- it'll ALWAYS be good. My favorite variant is the BJ-1X, which runs fast with a high engine cap(295) but it's a laserboat and not a ballistics variant like the BJ-3.
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>>136086309
because i dont give the slightest shit about what a bunch of anonymous shitters think of me on a fucking imageboard over the internet.
therefore i will be here as long as i fucking desire and there is not a single thing you raging spergs can do about it.

>>136086890
'get brain cancer' is my way to tell people to fuck off.
people that are shit to me and for no reason treat me like shit to vent their own personal frustration.
what? did you expect me to be nice to these people?
after all the hatred they regularly vomit down on me?
should i say 'yes please treat me more like shit thank you'?
is this what you expect me to fucking say?
fuck off.
if what i say to some of them is too mean for you to handle this site features a content filter.
i suggest you use it and quit bitching about how i deal with shit cancerous toxic people.
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>>136098814
You're getting your variants mixed up, ballistics are BJ-1 and BJ-1DC. 3 is an energy boat too.
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>>136098961
PARDO YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE
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>>136097178
>IS
Mauler mx90 or banshee 3e
King Crab doesn't perform as well in my experiance, mostly due to it's wide as fuck profile and inability to shield properly.

>Clan
There is little options besides the direwolf (S does dakka best). While it has crazy dakka dps with 3xuac5+2xuac10 , it's super expensive and underperforms badly besides alpha/dps. It's just too slow in everything and has laughable max yaw angle = no shielding.
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>>136098961
I want to be real with you here. Has anyone from the general actually contacted you and said "Hey Pardo, let's play together."
Has even one person been willing to overlook your fits of rage and autism? If not, then why do you seem to genuinely believe that not everyone here hates you?
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>>136099616
so?
should i be crying myself to sleep just because a bunch of autists over the internet dislike me?
do you really, like actually for real think i give a fuck?
at this point i thought it must be clear that i dont give a shit.
i dont know what rage&autism you are referring to since im quite chill now and there is nothing you cancerous autists can do to make me lose my calm.
if seeing my name and my posts trigger you so much how about YOU leave instead.
nobody is forcing you to stay in here and read my posts, let alone reply to them.
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>>136100247
yes

and you completely ignored his question
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>>136100247
>walk into a well-established community, create friction and then tell the community to leave because the entire community that gets along is the problem, not you
I will NEVER understand this level of entitlement in people. But let's play out your fantasy. All of Kong leaves. I leave. It's just you and maybe a few people like that clueless beginner in the thread. The threads die within 50 posts and there is zero discussion left. What's the point of that? Do you just want to ruin everything for others?
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>>136098961
>because i dont give the slightest shit about what a bunch of anonymous shitters think of me on a fucking imageboard over the internet.
>therefore i will be here as long as i fucking desire and there is not a single thing you raging spergs can do about it.
Well at least you have the right attitude for that. Kudos to you on that regard
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Reminder to hide pardo posting, do not reply to pardo posting.
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>>136100849
Yeah fuck those heretics replying to the cancer that is pardo
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>>136100684
All that really proves is that this general is not worth much

>>136100849
He will just reply to himself otherwise.
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>>136101065
>He will just reply to himself otherwise.

And if you filter him nothing of value is lost.

>>136101018
Damn right my brother of melanin rich skin
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>>136101065
A lot of generals would die without a community. The exceptions being stuff like Dota/League that are so popular a new community would quickly form, or new games that don't have a proper community yet/are still riding hype.
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SO HOW ABOUT THAT HEAVY GEAR
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>>136101752
Not even dead on arrival, premature death in its sleep. SIDS.
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>>136101752
Fuck off autist. Die of brain cancer, we're talking about Pardo. It is our duty to create a cult of personality around him.
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>>136098107

If you saw how many missiles miss due to locks vanishing before they hit target, you'd likely say otherwise.

Heck, LRMs need to have smaller clusters on LRM 15/20 as well. As it stands, parts of an LRM 20 shot will outright miss even an Atlas.

Nothing will make LRMs meta, however. Any weapon that can't aim all of it's damage at one hit location is automatically useless, and LRMs will never, ever be allowed to do that.

But they're deliberately shit-tier even beyond that point right now.

>>136098270

LRMs really didn't have indirect fire outside of Megamek (which is basically TT). MWO is the first one to actually give them real IDF- most MW games simply made them homing missiles. Accurate ones. Unlike MWO.
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>>136100247

You do know your obsessive shitposting is about a classic a form of autistic behavior as it gets, right?

Seriously, it's like some guy rocking back and forth masturbating his dick raw because his mind won't let him stop. You can't help yourself, no matter how unpleasant the place you're in is or how damaged you end up looking doing it.
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>>136101752
When it finally releases it should be glorious, but it is still an actual Alpha build at best. The devs were smart to use the Unreal engine. One day we will have rocket jousting, it is not this day however.
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>>136095524
he really is isn't he?
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>>136102217
Please just stop. this has been a ~7 month long process and if he doesn't get it now, he won't get it ever. This isn't like Greg where he literally was a child we were dealing with.

In any case, if it's anyone's responsibility for "fixing him" it would be spud for bringing him here.
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>>136100684
>>walk into a well-established community
>well established community
>community
>C O M M U N I T Y

LMAO
M
A
O

a bunch of autistic frustrated passive aggressive meme vomiting virgin self entitled dramaqueens that only namefag and circlejerk and never talk about the game.
nice community that is KONG.
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>>136102828
I like having a group of regular guys to play with. Honestly whats wrong with that?

I really only see 1 person shitting up this thread...
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>>136101892
fuck off faggot this is VD
vass dicksucking general

we hero worship him and pray he blogs

if that's not what you are here for gtfo
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>>136103361
Stop replying and filter him you mong.

>>136102716
Spud brought this literally genuine autist here? God fucking dammit spud.
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>>136102217
has it ever occurred to you that obsessively replying to me and mindlessy constantly getting triggered by my posts and repeating me to go away is about as much an obsessive autistic behavious as well?
>>
has it ever occurred to you that obsessively raping me and mindlessy constantly getting triggered by my body and repeating me to let it happen is about as much an obsessive autistic behavious as well?
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>>136049493
I can't find a single page on that site that doesn't feature some LOLEPICMEMEBRO garbage
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>>136105197
4chan?
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>all these filtered pardo post stubs in the thread
so is anyone actually playing robots or is it funpost hour?
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To be honest Kit Fox is number one
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>>136105356
>not hiding stubs
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>>136105468
Shit yeah
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>>136105356
#fuckoffgreg
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Adder > Kit Fox
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>>136105356
Fuck off autist.
Fucking retarded child.
Do you think you are better than Pardo?
You are a cancer in Kong.
A literal clown.
At least Pardo had the decency to leave.
Nobody likes you and nobody wants you around.
Go buy some more lolicon pedo gear and some more fedoras.
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Is there any time throughout the week when over 3 people play MechWarrior: Living Dead?
Maybe on Saturday, Sunday evening?
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>>136105356

When I get home, yeah. Real life, muh job, etc.
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>>136092523
>Kit has best taste in mediums
BUSHWHACKER GO HOME
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>>136106793

>obsessive cancerposting and insults

No, Pardo. Just because you take off the tag doesn't mean we don't know it's you.
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>>136105356
>filename
God fucking dammit fuck you greg
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>>136107476
>does not like Greg the Fag
>m-must be Pardo
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>>136107476
Oh fuck I didnt even read it.

10/10
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>Team badder blasts away team kitfox.
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>>136105356
You aren't Greg
You didn't post retarded anime reaction
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"Why do I get Greg" - Everyone ever, Mumble 2016
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>>136109434
We really should ban him.
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>greg predictable as always
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>>136110004
greg will never surprise you
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TOTEM MECHS WHERES THE TOTEM MECHS HEY GUYS TOTEM MECHS WHERES THE TOTEM MECHS
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"No no no, gangbang, no no" - Kit
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>>136110004
>>136108304
You guys let the steambirths play with you but not me?
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>>136110535
Nothing is fair in life
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>>136110791
Literally who
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>>136110813
It's a little tough love.
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>>136110535
greg can't join she's not mentally ill enough for him
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>>136106695
Haracuck are you trying to cuck Kit now? This mad man cucks himself then has haruko cuck him and now hes cucking Kit. What an absolute mad man
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>log in to play some robots
>get this
Fucking wow, Fuck off Russ
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>>136110813
DID YOU ENJOY IT

DID YOU ENJOY MY LASERS

Gargoyle torso twist champion 2016
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Are we posting Adder memes?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=167&l=6b4e2e6c28299857d01ee48b71002dede5b11b3c
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>after grinding mech bays want to pledge loyalty to a clan
>also want to master a mech instead of just keep buying one of everything i'm interested in

Should I buy the Marauder pack? How is the Marauder?
It's frustrating that so many of the mechs are IS and there aren't that many bundles for just a singular clan mech.
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>>136111210

>he didn't notice the big flashing "HOTFIX MAINT" sign yesterday

They're hotfixing Conquest and Domination to be less shitty at the end and requiring Archers. Should be about an hour total.
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>>136111268
Greg did you enjoy muh surms?
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>>136111531
The Marauder is great fun and I will shill it until everyone in this general owns one.
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>>136111572
>implying I go on that shitty website or follow Russ on twitter
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>>136111531
>>136111787

THE MARAUDER IS MY TOTEM MECH
FUCK
OFF
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>>136111575
fuck off kakos
>tfw forced to carry "deadweight mcgee" Kit
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>>136111268
Fuck you I wrecked your shitty gargoyle that first time and then whispers stole my fucking kill
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>Not funding the closest thing we'll ever get to Front Mission

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dual-gear-mecha-turn-based-x-action-game#/
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>>136111787
so many interesting mechs are IS man it's annoying
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What do you have in your CW drop deck /vg/?
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Is there anything that i could stand to change on this thing?
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>>136111808

>not realizing they actually announce it on the game now and was up for over a day
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>>136115131
Reduce lrm to 15s. lrm20s suck major dick due to spread and tonnage inefficiency. Upgrade erlls to lpls. Drop mgs for more heatsinks.
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>>136115131
>lrm 20
Just say no.
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>>136115131
FYI the "A" left torso is pretty amazing, 3 super high energy mounts, always try to put ER-LLs there.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=163&l=9b3bbe92f1d12b676dac85b50ee30613de04fed9
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How does refunding work? I got cucked by the archer
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>>136119157
Archer is ok with the updated quirks, but getting a refund is pretty easy. Just email support.
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>>136120137
Billing?
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>>136120318
They have a few support people who wear several hats, but yes billing is the correct email.
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>>136115131

Try this >>136003242, you won't be disappointed
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>>136111990
So kit which konger would you fug? :^)

Id fug pizza
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>>136122190
Greg
I'd bend his slender frame over and fuck his boypussy hard.

Makes me wet just thinking about it.
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Is the arctic cheetah a meme, or is it really good?

I can't tell, I'm playing against old men all day.
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>>136122738
It's good, just boat small pulses.
>>
>tfw accidentally buy the wrong mech and are now waiting on support
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>>136123276
But Anon, there is nothing they can do. It was your position at the time.
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heh
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>>136122190
Probably Vass for his accent. Or Spud, hes nice.
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>>136124194
>SPUD
>NICE
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Have fun with that New Jersey Dick
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>>136123501
So I'm fugged :O
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>>136124395
I'm sure I can change him
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>>136125428
Stop I think Im actually gonna die from laughter. Please stop
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>>136116559

hows this?
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>>136125564
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>>136125428
>It's yet another "Women thinks she can change a person" episode
wew fucking lad, women truly are a meme.
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>>136125749
Ill let you in a secret Hes only being nice because he wants in your pants. He's pulling a connor and told people in kong that you're his. See this for reference http://pastebin.com/wXUpWHzQ learn kong lore
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>>136125748
>not putting in a heatsink and using the remaining 0.4 tons to armor up
I'll never understand steambirths using less than full tonnage on their mechs.
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Daily reminder that it's not Kong, It's you.
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>>136126060
I aint that easy
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>>136126184
yeah i just fixed that
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>>136125748
Not bad. Most people will tell you that you need to boat LRMs or not have them at all. Your build is serviceable but sub optimal.

You will run out of ammo with only 2 tons, you have 1.4 tons remaining, use it.
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>>136126060
Why the fuck is it these cheesy spaghetti retards who are cringy as fuck somehow seem to get chicks. I don't understand.
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>>136126470
grills say they want someone funny but they don't really know what they want

they really want someone good looking and successful every time
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>>136126470
Spoiler alert Jade was a he
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>>136126618
>Connor
>good looking or successful
Choose one
>>136126673
w e w
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>>136126750
>implying connor ever got anything or anyone
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>/gerg/: Thirst Edition
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>>136126470
>steambirth detected

>select all salads
>sushi is a salad
Im okay with this.
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>>136126860
B L A M E
K I T
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>>136126618
Is there any such person in kong?
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>>136127167
Brandy. Apparently hes good looking and rich
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>>136127167
We won't really know until the kong meetup.
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>>136125428
>I'm sure I can change him
wew lad
where have I seen this line before
>>
>>136127335
Everyone who has ever talked to you greg.
>>
So why can't PGI into modeling Barrel Shrouds for PPCs? A lot of the concept art looks really cool with sweet barrel shrouds, but once you actually look at the robot in-game it's the standard black PPC popping out of the arm.
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>>136127464
nice meme
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>>136127330
The Kongregation is a pipedream.
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>>135992082
fuck off pardo
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>>136127167
I saw a bunch of pictures during the photo exchange and a few of them are pretty cute.
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>>136131412
Did you save any of them?
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>I hear stardog's accent for the first time
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>kit doesn't like the bashings
>doesn't like fighting games
>doesn't like robot waifus

Amazing
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>>136134613
>expecting kit to have good taste
I don't know what you expected
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>>136134613
normies leave
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>>136135220
Why do you think anyone cares about your opinion? Why do you continue to infest this general with your tired memes and stupid babbling? Please go and stay go and let the rest of us bitch and play robots in piece.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM&index=10&list=PL09gIBBK82tHQ1pkPyQ4pdbc8UXw_RKC9
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>>136136898
>CF in /gerg/

hmmmmmmm
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>>136133268
I thought I did but I can't seem to find them.
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>>136134613
>>136135220
>liking androids besides David 8
>liking fighting games aka combo memorizing simulators at all
Verbal abuse is my fetish FYI
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>no mechs with leg weapon hard points
W E W
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>>136139582
Cicada should but you don't get to have nice things.
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>>136138854
okay fampai
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>>136138854
>kit doesn't like robot waifus
>because she has a robot husbando
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>ask for refund
>they say sure no problem
>try to buy a different bundle
>not enough funds
When do I get duh munny
>>
What is KONG?
Steambirth here, just played a match with one of you suckers
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>>136141102
It's just the name of the old /vg/ group for mwo.
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>>136138743
>all the pictures had code embedded in them that caused them to delete themselves
Those elite haxors Kong I knew they were apart of that group Anonymous created by that 4chan guy
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harabec confirmed double digit shitter
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>>136142723
10/10
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>>136141102
http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Kong_Interstellar_Corporation
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>>136140531
plsrespond
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>>136141782
Out of them Brandy, Thirdstar, Whispers, and someone whose name I can't remember stood out
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>>136143187
What did they look like? I can probably tell you
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>>136133268
here's pizza at least
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>>136143310
Oh dear Odin a ginger. Kill it with fire. Burn the souless heathen.
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>>136142964
>playing with Commander Shit
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>>136143310
fucking faggot fagface
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>>136142723
Why am I seeing this guy everywhere in these threads?
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>>136143865
I'M NOT A GINGER I'M BLONDE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY ARYAN GOOD LOOKS
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>>136140531
SOMEONE HELP ME
please!!!!
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>>136144442
literally unistall yourself from life.
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>>136143310
Macaulay? Is that you?
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>>136127330
>sweden 2018
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i'm pretty sure this is literally the worst map vote possible
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>>136144397
He's a meme.
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>>136146241
Poland isn't that bad, so long as part of the team occupies them while the other part takes a trench over to flank.

>implying
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>>136146264
That doesn't answer the question though.
>>
A shitter free VOIP will come to you but only if you say Connor go away shitter :^ )
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3 Bonsai Trees so far. Would like some more speakers...
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>>136140531

WheneverPGI and your bank get done awkwardly humping each other and exchanging shekels. Wet, sticky money.
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Goodnight friends
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>>136148569

I HATE NAGGERS ALL THEY DO IS STEAL SHIT
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>>136148569
Good night baldy mcgoblin.
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>>136148138

so, two years?
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>>136150603

Probably more like two weeks, but a while. It's not like PGI really has a great rep in the world of commerce, either.
>>
>>136150938
fuck me im going to miss the phoenix hawk pre order bonus
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>>136148569
die of brain cancer
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Don't call it a grave, this is the future you chose.
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>>136152301

I have no desire for killing Kit whatsoever.
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>>136153650
you die of brain cancer as well along with the attentionwhoring retard with the voice modulator
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Is the Highlander IIC any good? It seems so slow that It'd get fucked if a competent light found him.
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>>136154592
Clan XL's, bro.
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>>136154592
There are worse mechs, but it's not good.
>>
>play my koshi for the first time in a while in big man
>remember why I bought it
>deck it out in new paint
Man fuck what you guys say I love this thing
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>>136154874
okay_sign_gasuir.jpg
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Ive got a big dick clanner Daishi now.

My batchall force grows stronger.
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>>136153906

It'd be a bit tough to die of myself, Anon.
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>>136155183

Don't you mean harder?
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>>136155012
sorry
>>
ded game ded thred
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>>136159403
Blame Greg he broke squad
>>
So, I fired hawken back up after forever and it is a actually pretty good.

Are they going to do anything with it or just let it zombie?
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>>136160528

Zombie.

The new devs said they are doing whatever the fuck to the game, but its dead. Its a zombie thats just an upper torso dragging itself around with one arm gurgling "PPpllaaayyy MmmmMMeeEeeeeeeee....."
>>
>>136160528

It's not likely, but the reloaded devs keep promising they'll do things in 60 to 90 days.
>>
How do you feel about warhorns /vg/?
>>
New player here. At which point am I considered gud enough to try out faction play? Tier 2? Tier 1?
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>>136168281
when you have meta clan/IS mechs that are mastered with the appropriate modules
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>>136168281
260 ton drop deck split over 4 mechs.
>>
>>136168593
>>136168723
Ok thanks.
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Good games and positive PSR changes will come to you but only if you post

"Thanks Pardo" in this thread
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>>136165642
I try to have one on every single mech I play because there is nothing that says "I am a good player and you just got outskilled" than the wubs of Sonic Boom.
>>
>>136171616

>bad company.

Nice title, accursed "a shit" 3d.
>>
>>136171616
Literal shitter
1v1 me
>>
>people boating LRM 40 +2 ER LL on their Atlas
>I PLAY IT BECAUSE IT'S A SURVIVABLE LRMBOAT
Fucking cancer.
He was so braindead he kept firing on a guy who was in cover from his missiles, just held down LMB and kept turreting even though none of his missiles were hitting.
>>
Viable?

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=163&l=f0d451357ce5f36fe906c9954284e728601d3106
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>>136172730
Are you salty that you died before him?
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>>136172984
I run 7 on mine and it's hot as hell.
>>
>>136173203
Where did tonnage go?
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>>136173438
TBR-S 1xJJ and 1xDHS. The extra JJ isn't worth it, I'm just to lazy to move the build onto a different chassis.
>>
>>136173203
like that?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=165&l=4155c0d68491623267bd3c33e9473b98609f1e19
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>>136173673
Damn close, swap CAP for TC1
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>>136173673
Moved 1 laser from RH to LT. You lose less firepower this way if your one side gets melted.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=165&l=25ccfb740d320864030fd18688138377ec1860ec
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>fresh assault
>accidentally be out in the open for literally one second against any mech with a ballistic
>ST is now red from ONE SECOND of UAC5 fire
Ballistics being balanced when?
>>
>>136179048
>being a shitter
>>
>>136179143
Please explain how UAC5s are balanced. I genuinely want to hear your explanation for how they are not the hands down most broken weapon in the game. I'm sure you'll spew "M-muh face time" but that's not a fucking issue with the ridiculous screenshake and you know it.
>>
>>136179048
stop trolling dude haha
>>
How often does piggy hold mechbay sales, typically?
>>
>>136180008

Extremely rarely.

They typically have them 50% off over christmas and new years, but that's it.
>>
>>136180008
It used to be maybe two or three times a year but now they seem to focus on individual mech releases and weekly events so there's been a lack of mechbay sales.
>>
>>136180513
>>136181247
Well fuck.
I don't suppose there's a way to get free mechbays besides the CW thing?
Or at least buy them in bundle at a lower price?
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>>136181393
Well, the cw thing isn't so bad. You can grab one bay in two matches as long as you get some kills and do some damage.

You should switch factions and grab the rank 2 mechbay once a week until you've done them all.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmFDdz3zxVY

>yfw piggy applies for the indie project, expecting to pay 2 dollars.
>>
We're almost at post limit.

Time to prepare for new bread.
>>
>>136184414
Better not fuck it up, Vass.
>>
This sucks, I want to play with my tier 5 friend and I've recently entered tier 3. Help, what do?
>>
>>136184631
If you make a group it averages your group rating so you can play with him, you friend should be able to keep up unless they are completely new to fps games.

I have no clue what the low tier group queue looks like, but I imagine lots of lrms so bring an ecm mech.

Alternatively, you can always make an alt account to play with him though you're not likely to remain in tier 5 for long even in an alt.
>>
>>136185002
If you make a group it averages your group rating so you can play with him
But the matchmaking still takes prohibitively long... he can keep up but we can't find a game. And in CW, i can't even solo there due to emptiness...
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>>136185253
It's morning in NA and early afternoon in EU on a wednesday. Of course there aren't lots of tier 4 groups running around.

You might have better luck in the oceania server but I wouldn't know since I never have it enabled.
>>
Getting really sick and tired of the Long Range meta. I want to play a fun, engaging game not snipe with AC/5s/ERLLs/Gauss Rifles/LRMs.
>>
>>136185483
We have enabled oceanic to no avail. Will try at other times though.
>>136185618
Try a meta light, 5 MPL firestarter has been incredibly fun for me
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>>136185618
quad ac2 jager
>>
>>136185618
Too bad. Naval warfare has proven that once powerful, accurate weapons become possible that's the only thing battleship should ever mount. Look up Tsushima. Bracket-built Russian battleships got torn apart by meta range-built Nip battleships.

Unless convergence gets added to make single, powerful weapons better than laser vomit, or we deviate from TT some and make LLs worse at close range so SLs, MLs, and SRMs are then stronger, we will always have range meta.
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>>136186483
>tsushima
>implying meta build would have help them any
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>>136185618
>pick a reasonably fast mech
>cram as much alpha as you can
>start match, override and run a super wide flank
>shoot lurm butts and die a glorious death
>>
>archer release
>it's a piece of irredeemable shit that some retards trying to justify their bad purchase are attempting to redeem with "j-j-just use it as an energy boat"
>archer post quirk 'hotfix'
>it's still an irredeemable piece of shit which the quirks didn't help at all, and only does LASER BOATING marginally better than before in the hopes that it deals enough damage to make an impact in the game before it's annihilated with a single alpha strike.

>Laser boating and hiding
>on a laser/ missile combined mech that's revered for it's survivability

The pig needs to be euthanized.
>>
>>136186965
6splcheetahgameplayscript.txt
>>
>>136188869
I do this in my 4P

I get behind them easy, but I'm never able to outright kill a mech before I die.

Maybe I should aim for headshots instead
>>
>>136189405
find another boy to do this with

two lads backstabbing at the same time is a confirmed kill, unless you're going against some sort of heavy or assault fag that doesn't frontload his armor
>>
I don't get the concept of CW dropdecks. Is it recommended to only buy similar mechs to fit a theme so I can jump into CW at some point? Or can I buy various mechs for soloing so I can just play whatever playstyle suits my mood?
>>
>>136189573
http://metamechs.com/mwo-guides/community-warfare/
>>
>>136189405
If you don't think you can core out a rear CT in one shot, then you should focus on rear side torsos especially if the mech is likely to have an xl or an asymmetrical build that you can disarm significantly.

Also, new thread
>>136189638
>>136189638
>>
>>136189504
>trusting pubbies
>ever
I'll try aiming for side torsos next time, disabling half their weaponry is good enough for me
>>
>Viridian Bog, Conquest
>on top of the ridge overlooking Theta, firing down onto a Dire who can't properly return fire
>he backs up to line up a better shot on me
>try to reverse to get clear of him
>can't move
>can't move
>finally warp back a bit
>there are THREE teammates surrounding me and preventing my movement in any direction
I love how nobody understands fucking movement. It's a massive core part of the game and NOBODY UNDERSTANDS IT. NOBODY.
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>>136189573
2 jagers and 2 blackjacks
Hill hump the entire game
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>>136186483
>or we deviate from TT
The game already deviates from the tabletop. All large class lasers sport additional damage and less heat (to a ludicrous degree with the IS ERLL) than their original counterparts. It is every other weapon that has been mysteriously left behind in their canon form or only minorly buffed for some unknown reason.

The favored Clan LPL deals 13 damage. This is completely absurd since the ERPPC deals only 10 damage on a single spot. Even if PGI were to eliminate the 5 points of splash damage and merge it back into a 15 damage projectile, the LPL is still unfairly buffed way out of its league.

The laser meta is really not as natural as you might think. Smaller lasers generate substantially more heat, probably as a method of reigning in medium laser boats, but the real meta is focused around the large class lasers.
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>>136189739
>>136189935
So I should either commit to buying a complete CW Deck or don't even bother with it and buy random shit for quick plays?
Is it possible to get more mechbays without paying MC?
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>>136189908
Happens way too often

>>136190327
Buy effective mechs, and they'll serve you well in CW and normal games. You get more mechbays by playing CW
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