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>News

- Hoverboards win the EU Splatfest
- Sandcastles win the NA Splatfest
- Splatoon has received a major update, featuring new modified abilities and maps, an updated Splatfest system, and a host of new weapons coming in April!
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- New Splatoon Manga coming in April! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/699173129038336000

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marie is shit
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Callie is love
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>>135956713
>discord :^)
- http://discord.gg/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm
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Did pencil sketch anon ever finish the group woomy drawing? It's been awhile...
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>>135958786
Yes it's finished, along with everyone else's, however my computer is doing that stupid shit with the IP block again so I can't post anything, and I'm resorted to my phone (hence the shit-quality Callie-spread)
First impressions are always the best so I really would like to scan your requests and post them from my computer for the best viewing experience.

Really hope the "ban" is lifted by tonight, though, since I'm visiting family for spring break where there is no computer but for some reason great wifi. If not, then I'll take some more requests this week at some point then shit-post them all when I get back, where the thing should be gone by then.
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>9 friends online out of 100
>3 are playing splatoon
g-guys...
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first for marie's sandy dick
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>>135956713
actual previous thread >>135788343
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my hand cannot handle the abuse that is INKBRUSH
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>>135965242

and the relevance of that picture...?
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>>135965497
wrong picture
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>>135965497
Lelouch and Suzaku cosplaying as Sora... and someone i don't is similar to Callie and Marie.
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Male inkling x Octoling
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What are your 0 ink weapons?

These are mine.

Sloshing Machine Neo
Zink Mini Splatling
Custom E-liter 3K Scope
Neo Sploosh-o-matic
H-3 Nozzlenose D
Heavy Splatling Deco
Kelp Splatterscope
Splatterscope
Kelp Splat Charger
Hero Charger Replica
Splat Charger

As you can tell I tried the default, hated it, and never touched the "custom" versions. Except for the Splat Charger it seems. I never even gave it a try. I guess I hated Eliter and just said why the fuck would I try that then it has less range.
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>>135966608

I never buy guns that i dont use
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>>135966832
Nothing else to spend dosh on but rolls but if i could sell them I would.

I'd sell a lot of gear as well truthfully
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>>135966608
>not trying out all the weapons
scrub
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>>135966608
the gals, the eliters, the dynamos, scopped chargers, krak-on, and tentakek variants remain as the only weapons I have not bought
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What the hell?
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>>135966608
Custom E-Liter Scope
Didn't like standard E-Liter Scope post-nerf and haven't found a reason to use Scope Custom at all, 0.5 more range isn't worth the drawbacks.
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>>135969685
kill this
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>>135967051
I wish we had a way to organize/sort equipment.,
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>>135969685
Kongou vs Yamoto
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>>135966608
Custom SSJ
Tentatek
Krakon
All Splatlings
All Brushes
All Nozzlenoses
All Aerosprays
All Gals except the stock 96
All Blasters except the Rapid Blaster variants
All Lunas
All Sploosh-O-Matics
Octoshot
All Sloshing Machines
All Bamboozlers
All E-Liter
And the Forge SSP

What the fuck do I use
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>scarth removed me
fuck you too buddy
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>>135970774
You do, it's all sorted by last used. Just equip everything one by one until it's arranged how you want it.
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>>135971289
What of value was lost
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>>135971305
Yes but I can't, for instance, sort them by main ability.
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>>135971305
Autism
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>>135971289
>friending scarth in the first place
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ok /ink/, lets all take a moment to say something nice, either about splatoon itself or the general. is there something about the game you particularly appreciate? or any nice /ink/ related memories?
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DUDE
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>>135976531
can't say i miss the hell that was trying to join one, but turf war lobbies were fun as hell
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>>135976531
Raid on that guy who got offended by spawn camping's tumblr
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>>135976531

The story mode of Splatoon is fun albeit really easy.
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>>135976531

I love the music so much
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>>135976531
Well, this is the first 4chan community I get deeply involved with. Before that I just lurked /x/, /co/, etc.

Also, first time to add friends in wii u that I don't know in real life.

And the fanarts I made and fellow drawanons. I'm making another fanart actually.
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>>135977231
So good to see you're still here. Keep us posted.
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SEA
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>>135977356
MEN
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>>135977356
YELLOW SUBMARINE
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>>135976531
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>>135977738
This is still awful
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>>135959338
What requests have you got/are you working on right now?
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>>135977738
i can't believe he still didn't change that bottom left corner.
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>>135977231
I fucking LOVE YOU man
>>135977738
better version right here
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>>135976531
This whole package just reeks of effort. You don't often get a game these days where it's just obvious somebody put their all into making it as good as possible. From the designs of the characters, to the world building, to the gameplay initiatives, to the sound design; it's just overall very very good. And someone really made sure it would be.
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>>135978769
That can be attributed to it being a project the developers presented to their superiors. Further, all of the devs play or have played FPS in some moderately engaged capacity, and their desire to create a Japan original shooter helped to make the game as it is now. Not often you see a developer giving an emotional speech.
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>>135976531
This >>135977208 and this >>135978769. The music is friggin amazing, and everything as a whole just comes together so well. Plus it's got such a unique twist for being a shooter game, and it's rare to see something like that. And another thing I really like is how much quality fanart has (and continues to) come out of it.
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>>135978091
Right now I just have to finish skinny dipping sisters and an inkling showing off their krakon 528 shirt.

To recap, the ones I have done are:
- Sisters shower hug
- smug Marie face-sitting Callie
- sisters holding hands but embarrassed
- woomy groupshot (with shades woomy thumbs up)
- Sweaty Callie
- sisters casually rubbing one out in each other presence
If I haven't listed yours, please let me know so I can add it to my list.

Actually you know what, I'll open the requests again, since I've naught to do for a few hours.

Go ahead and tell me to draw shit
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>>135979807
i don't think i've seen "This is a bucket". post it.
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>>135979613
Come for the fun game and cute girls, stay for the great art and cute girls.
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>>135980029
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>>135979807
What a time to be alive
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>>135979807
>smug Marie face-sitting Callie
i cant believe youre actually doing it
thank you
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>>135979807
>Shower hugs
>Face sitting
>Hand holding
>Sweaty
>Group masturbation
You are one pair of cummy tentacles away from giving everyone on this General exactly what they want.

Don't do that though; two things I've wanted to see for a while are the Squid Sisters doing something especially girly together, like make-up or painting their nails, and more of their young selves playing.
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>>135981407

Young Squid Sisters dressing up in adult clothes way too big for them!
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>>135981513
Oh well that would be something else.
Yes, this.
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>>135965714
Wrong
E-Liters never sleep
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>>135971032
Sloshers?
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>>135961361

NX version will revitilize it.
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>>135988687
Splatoon alone makes me think they have to keep supporting the gamepad even though they want to distance themselves from the Wii U as far as possible.
How else could a sequel happen on NX without dumbing down the mechanics?
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>>135989085
Gyros are in everything, even the Ds4 yet everyone forgets, they could easily modify any controller they wanted to work for splatoon.
Even a converter would be easy.
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>>135989085
Have you seen the supposed NX controller concepts? It's basically a much more advanced Wii U gamepad.
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>>135989251
>even the Ds4 yet everyone forgets
That I did not know. You do have a point though I guess that would be way easier than I thought.

>>135989265
I have, but all of them are blatently fake. They filed a patent for a controller like that, but it doesn't mean anything. It could go unused or look vastly different as a final product, which it very likely will if they do end up using it.
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>>135925297
i'm uh, actually not so sure.
i've been thinking that romance would detract from the story, but honestly the urge to write cute kisses is just so hard to resist.
i'll try to keep it light and reserve the gooier stuff for another fic another day, but no promises at this point.

thank you for the compliments, as well; i really appreciate such kind words.
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>>135976531
this general is the reason i bought a wii u and splat. thanks you guys for posting cute pics and sick webms for so long
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>>135997597

Glad to have you aboard friend
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>>135997175
>romance would detract from the story
I think so too, but now that you mention it a bit of kissing would really capitulate on the cuteness.
Maybe write two versions, one where they end up just finishing up their friendly chat, one where they find out just how important they are to each other; see some lovestruck confessions come out?
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>>135998156
as much as that would make everyone happy, that wouldn't be so easy to carry out in a quality way without significantly re-writing. finding a good branching point that makes sense to lead to both outcomes would be difficult without backtracing quite a bit.
but it does sound very sweet to write romance. there's still a chance i can do that, if i find a good opportunity for it.
really, we'll have to see how it flies before i can tell where it'll land.
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SQUID MAMA
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>>135999137
Yeah looking back on it it would fit better in another story. Do give it a go sometime if you're up for it.
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god damn everyone in s rank is so god damn bad at this game

i don't understand, i don't understand how many times i have to go to a+ and then immediately go back up to s only to be paired off with the absolute worst

maybe it's not my teammates, maybe it's just that nobody knows how to fucking play rainmaker because i ALWAYS derank on fucking rainmaker even if i kill the entire enemy team somehow my teammates have trouble with a single guy
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>>136000019
Rainmaker is only best in Squads, that's why its so liked here
Its complete cancer in solo
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>>135999345
Is it really a squidmom though? Could just be a nice squid lady
who trimmed her tentacles a bit too much
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>>136001171
it says "ika no mama" so yes
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>>136001171
It says 'ika no mama' so i'd assume so
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callie in high socks is one of the greatest things
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>>136001171
What does and doesn't make a Squidmom though?
For all we know these two could both have husbands, be happily married, and hsve several children each.
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>>136001876
wtf when i saved that pic last thread i named it callie high socks
bro do you know what this means
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>>136001876
Pah, those aren't high socks.
Her socks go all the way up to her chest.
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>>136001883

For me it's the appearance of age. Callie and Marie in theory could be squidmoms in the most literal sense but they clearly aren't Christmas cake which is what I'm after when I look for squidmoms.
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>>136002060
no
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>>136001883
Squids generally have up to 70,000 eggs of offspring at a time.

Imagine the welfare check.
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>>136002409
just a coincidence is all (;
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>>136002474
Do inklings lay eggs, or do they have live offspring?

A question for the ages.
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>>136002326
Well that makes sense. It isn't the 'milf' charm, it's the mature, domestic charm.
Callie and Marie are older, but not even close to 30.
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>>136002720
There's really no way of knowing.
It's the question of where the Squid characteristics end and the Humanoid ones begin, which is impossible to tell.
It's doubtful Inklings still breed through implement for instance.
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I was really hyped about playing Overwatch, and investing time into it to be a competitive player, but a friend recently introduced me to Splatoon and holy shit, I feel such an itch to play it and buy a Wii U.

wat2do
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>>136004157
Which one will be more fun do you think?
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Splatoon event coming up
On March 27th, there's going to be a Splatoon comic market at Comic Live in Nagoya Spring Festival 2016
It's called Splatoon Petit Only - Rainmaker Battle! In Kinjou Dock
"Petit" in this sense basically means anything light, cute, nice, what have you - nothing serious
2 Chome-2 Kinjōfutō, Minato-ku, Nagoya-shi, Aichi-ken 455-0848

In particular, one thing that's going for sale is appealing to me
It's simply called "Squid Sisters Collection" and is going to be sold at space B19
It's an anthology and has 10 different artists in it, sporting 30 different full color pages, with a lot of really good artists in it (shown in the picture), like https://twitter.com/km_12 (who will also be at the convention themselves, space B22), https://twitter.com/ikayorosiku, https://twitter.com/sameanko, https://twitter.com/mebuita and more
The name of the circle releasing it is named Rabbit Light, being led by the artist Use, who is quite famous as well
For more info (if you can read Japanese that is) or the artists participating and previews of their pictures from the anthology:
http://usausausausausausa96.tumblr.com/
I'll see if there's any additional information I can pick up regarding either; in addition, I will be translating the comic previews, though they obviously wouldn't be very... complete

This one's by Myon, at https://twitter.com/myon08myon
Young Squid Sisters are very cute - I've never seen them drawn at a market like this
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>>136004157
If you have the funds, I say go for it. There's still more new content being released for it, and this is definitely a game worth buying a whole console for. It's a bundle of fun.
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>>136004674
Okay, there we go
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>>136004889
Looking at the rest of their work, this is going to be precious.
Polite Marie and over eager Callie is too cute.
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I swear this isn't edited. Just translate the page.
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>>135981513
Most potent heart attack fuel.
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>>136005329
>Windows 10

F
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i just started playing about a week ago. The motion controls make me feel like an old man. How do I get better at this?
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>>136006853

put your back into it
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>>136006853
get better wrists, reverse your age, try making smaller motions.
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which one is qter, /ink/?
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>>136008192
>>>/n/iggers
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>>136008192

Right woomy
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>>136008192
>pink and black colors
>big smile
>infinitely cuter
FREUD WAS RIGHT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0UZGBbB0Q

Is this remix based on some other thing? It's great.
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Holy cannoli, where is my top 100 leaderboards, Milton? Fuckin unbelievable. Please sign my petition to get him fired, things at the lab have to change, and pronto. Just add your name under the line:

--------------------------
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>>136011253
>epic orchestra version of the Splatoon main theme

It sounds good, but it just seems out of place for this game
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>>136012820
I can see it working for the gritty prequel released in ten years' time to cash in on the original preteen fans reaching peak edginess age.
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>>136012820
>epic

*tips fedora*
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>>136012384

Imagine that actually, what if on one of the splatfest they had professional splatoon players/really good ais play Callie and Marie in the matches.
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>>136012806
Nigger McFaggot
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>>135956713
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>>136012384
On further inspection, it looks like I mistranslated this the first time
Good thing I saved the .pdn this time
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>>136018616
jeez look at those maries
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>>136018616
where did callie's name go
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ohhhhhhhhh
noooooo
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>>136020317

>agent 3 is a boy
>not only is he a boy he's the generic blue boy
>not cutie purple girl squidkid
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Gouging Callie's eyes out with a dull knife! Making Callie fucking blind!!
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>>136020687
man this is a kids game
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>>136020687
who hurt mariefags
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>>136021034
i dont want to hurt callie, i just want to sniff maries butt
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>>136021147
gross
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Alright squids, here's a warrior that will protect you!
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>>136021392
cooking utensil weapons when?
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Should I learn with a practice scope first or just start with the e liter?
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>>136021996

practice charger* I mean
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COZY CUDDLE SEASON IS ALMOST OVER
GET YOUR CUDDLES IN WHILE YOU CAN
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>>136021996
Splatterscope is much easier to use. You can 5.5 shots vs 3.5 eliter shot before running out of ink.
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callie is so cute and great and nice
i love her very much
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>>136023673
She's the prettiest
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>>136023673
Telling Callie her new song is great! Lying to her face! watching agent3 cringe as Callie's off beat caterwauling makes ink flow from agent3's ears!
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>tfw you finally get that triple gear you've been rolling for

It took all my sea snails and I went from 80k down to 4k coins but I finally got that triple Ink Recovery.
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>>136024372
Callie has such a nice voice, though...
I don't know how you could think she would sing like that
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>>136024576
Or was it 800k to 40k
My point was that I only had one more try left I can't remember numbers properly
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marie, you're not supposed to be building sandcastles in winter
what are you doing
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>>135981407
>>135981513
Would you be okay if I kills two birds with one stone and combined your two requests?
(Excluding girly sisters)
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callie's tentacles are just so nice
they're so thick and long
they are perfect like her
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SHE‘S ABOUT TO SHOOT YOU.

WHAT DO YOU DO?!?
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>>136027858
inform her that the safety is on then run
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>>136027069

All of this
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today's mamammen is spending all her time on twitter. doubly so because today is twitter's 10th anniversary!
...or maybe she just always spends her day on twitter. reactions to twitter's 10th anniversary were surprisingly, erm, lukewarm. they didn't even change the site!
i really would recommend getting a twitter, if you haven't gotten one. it keeps you up to date on all the great splatoon art in the fandom!
and, you can follow bill trinen!
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>>136021392
Nice job, but since it's Marie I think she'll be doing the opposite of protecting..
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>>136026464
I already agreed to it
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WHERE'S THAT FUCKING LIST
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Hi guys I'm new to /ink/ what do you guys like to do to have fun.
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>>136030438
post about the squid sisters
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>>136030417
They are still brainstorming ways to gently break it to the europeans that less than 200 people participated in their Splatfest
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>>136030225
Wasn't quite sure if that was you or not, thanks.

Also any last requests before I turn in for the night? Only have two to work on throughout the week so far.
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>>136027069
They're cumbersome and impractical and she wishes they were shorter

Do you have any idea how much it hurts when a tentacle gets wound up in a Dynamo, and you're stuck in the middle of battle lying on the ground screaming your lungs out with your head trapped pressed against your weapon with your massive hair meat wrapped around it like a belt caught in a Dyson?
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>>136030469
Okay.

Callie is best.
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>>136030417
fucking milton
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>>136023052
Oh yeah, I'm inking that next.
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>>136030764
i think we'll get along just fine.
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>>136030589
>europeans

But this is America. Japan got theirs fairly quickly and they have more people participating, surely it isn't that hard to compile it, what's going on here?
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>>136030897
milton is slacking that's what
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>>136029553
no bill trinen
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>>136030937
Milton is a nerd name, he needs a beating.
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>>136030438
Hello, welcome to ink, where we fantasize about different scenarios with the squid sisters, determine every nook and cranny of their likes and dislikes and personality, shit post on the discord, draw smug Marie face-sitting, and cum on Callie's tentacles.
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>>136030937
Jesus burglarizing christ, Milton. Once I get my mitts on him next time I'm in NoA's area he'll never slack again a day of his life
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>>136030650
Callie checking out Marie's much bigger rack? Not envious like, just hungry
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>>136031189
how much more art does the world need of marie with bigger tits at this point
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Bullying an unfresh C- squid named Milton, with Marie!
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>>136030650
can you draw chubby callie
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>>136030650
This please >>136030656
With onlookers looking shocked or laughing at her if youre feeling generous
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>>136031442
do you revel in others' suffering?
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>>136031293
Titty admiration bro. I haven't seen that. It's always envy.

>>136031439
Gotta post the benchmark. CHUBBY, not FAT.
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goodnight callie
i love you
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>>136029892
please hurt me
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>>136031678
Oh yeah, you can't post two images at once
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>>136029553
Please get a trip so I can filter these
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>>136031442
What kind of shocked? Like, horrified, laugh stock, or as in "Oh shit, I know that girl... Ugh... Just don't make eye contact..."?

>>136031439
Can't say I'm the best at chubby. I tried once, but I really didn't like the outcome; she ended up looking like a 40-year old single mom.
Do you have anything else in mind?
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Installing several hidden spy cameras in Callie and Marie's bathrooms!

Uploading various videos of them doing things onto the internet where they become viral!
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>>136032928
I guess horrified, like it's a pretty horrible thing to happen
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>>136032631
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>>136033310
What is a horrible thing to happen, might I ask? Did I miss a detail somewhere? Or are you referring to the Dynamo thing?
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>>136033043
But everyone's already seen their sextape.
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>>136033613
HD streaming Marie taking a Shower!

Posting the link and becoming popular on /ink/!
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>>136033596
Well of course the Dynamo thing, but now I think about it it'd probably be very hard to do, so maybe just change mine to Callie looking ashamed or embarrassed of her gigantic million-dollar tentacles
Better yet, like Highschool age Callie and the other Woomies are laughing as she drags her tentacles between class on the ground behind her
Books clutched to her chest as she blushes and looks at the floor
That'd be amazing
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>>136032928
that's ok. no one can draw everything.
in that case, can you please draw a beaming callie kneeling/squatting down to feed some cute animals, like rabbits maybe? then again rabbits don't exist at that point, right... even something like a super sea snail would be nice (i think the way she gets so excited over seeing one in kelp dome is very cute)
if you cannot draw animals either (i am not very good at it myself) it is also good if you can draw a comfy callie sleeping in bed. i think she would wear either nice pajamas or a t-shirt and panties to bed; either would be cute so it is up to you.
or maybe you can come up with an outfit that is better than either of those, i am ok with that too. maybe she can be holding a stuffed toy? or hugging her pillow?
good luck and thank you sincerely.
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>>136034036
Forgot an essential detail, boysquid with a nosebleed
The other Woomies might not know it but big tentacles are erotic as fuck
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>>136034036
go to bed marie
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>>136034014
Recording nude Marie from outside her hotel room!
Getting sued for millions in punitive damages!
Paying Marie pocket change while the hotel pays the millions, because that's where the money is!
Laughing as you split the profits with Marie, because you were in on it all along!
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>>136034078
Seconding the pajamas thing, we already have a Callie feeding the Snails
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woomy.
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>>136034916
Tell me more sir
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>>136034996
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>>136034481
Recording Callie and Marie swimming in the sea naked!
When they're six years old!
Showing it to them at their 21st Birthdays!
Embarrassing your Granddaughters!
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>>136034036
That... Actually is not a bad idea there, anon. Kind of looking forward to this one.

>>136034078
Please, a good half of my OCs are animals/animal-based (and there are almost 100 now so that's a lot). Love drawing animals, dragons, demons, or anything of that sort that allows me to be creative. And hey, I think I have the perfect rabbit-replacement for you... I actually have a little slime-based arthropod of my own, I call an illuvia (pic is outdated but gets the job done). One of my characters even fan-girls when she seems one for the first time in person as she's sort of a bookworm, and her encyclopedia of a mind explains to the viewer what an illuvia is (which will prove significance later, as there is a gargantuan illuvia boss-like character later on.)

If you want to stick with sea snails, though, that can also work.

And I really like your second idea as well. I might end up drawing that one in addition.
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>>136034996
>>136035346
Christ, these look awful.
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>>136035714
I don't think they're supposed to look *good*
The artist was going for one of those old timey cartoon styles where everything is all bendy and weird
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So do you guys still talk about the game or is this just a callie marie cum fest.
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Hey could you guys post some squid reaction images? My harddrive died and I'm squidless
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>>136035518
Well Inklings aren't really slimes

In fact why wouldn't there be rabbits, they seem to clearly know what cats and dogs are
The humans are extinct, I don't remember them saying all land animals are
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>>136035996
Any kind of reactions in particular? Happy, sad, angry, etc.?
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>>136035898
When somebody brings it up, then yes, game time.
Until then Waifufagging keeps the General alive.

>>136035996
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>>136036176
Just nothing cropped from porn is my only guideline.
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>>136035996
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>>136036286
That rules me out then.
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>>136034556
>chewing on the kelp
Is there anything that Callie isn't cute doing?
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>>136036204
>>136036286
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>>136036286
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What's the current meta, what gun should I use, what skills should it have how hard should i grind hello, hello? is this thing on?
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>>136036401
No, I don't think there is.
She could probably puke and it would still be adorable.
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>>136035996
Here's a basic one
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>>136036612
The current meta hasn't really changed ever bro, all the best weapons are still the best, only difference is Haunt, Bomb Sniffer, and Opening Gambit are extremely good now.
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>>136036612
Okay here's some detailed info:
Use whatever covers the ground in ink real good
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>>136036286
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>>136035996
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>>136037006
Best weapon in the game.
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As a level 5 woomy why did I get matched up against level 50 woomies? Is this an intended FEATURE?
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>>136037159
I'll fight you m8
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>>136036849

Opening gambit = Rainmaker steamroll
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>>136037083
I actually had some more fun with the NPC's, turned them against each other for one second.
As it turns out Callie is a much better shot than Marie.
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>>136037224
Level doesn't equal skill. I get paired with all sorts of random levels.
If you wanna worry about that sorta thing, wait till you play ranked
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>>136035410
Getting arrested for possession of squib porn!
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>>136036612
if you need dosh grab anything with sprinkler to get lots of money and xp
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>>136037232
Hahahaha, no you won't.
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>>136037565
yeah you're right
both our guns have their merits
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>>136037365
Now I get what you mean, and I'm not saying that's wrong. But shouldn't there be some kind of barrier or something to disallow that? I just started Splatoon not just an hour ago and it's just been level 50s over and over again with Damage up stuff and I get one-shotted and unable to play.
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>>136037668
I hate Splatlings more than Satan, but they're undoubtedly savagely powerful weapons.
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>>136037718
Even when I was a wee little squiddything going up against level 50s I did fine. I mean I' still only level 19 or so and I do great. I don't even worry about my gear's stats, I just wear what looks the freshest
Maybe you just gotta get used to the game.
You can do it I believe in you anon
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>>136037341
Apparently Callie's hat has blood in it
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>>136037856
Did you just admit that I'd win?
Because sir, I'll have you know that I'm too much of a pussy to fight you 1v1 and we'll never ever know for sure
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>>136037948
Maybe you're right. Maybe I just need to find that one weapon that clicks with me. Which isn't the Slosher I guess. I'll do it just for you anon.
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>>136038246
Play through the singleplayer, it'll really help you get a feel for it.
After I did the singleplayer and some of the amiibo challenges I got really decent at the multiplayer
You can do it friend! Believe in yourself
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>>136038179
Of course, I'd rather fight a collection of Gals and E-Liters and Dynamos than any of the Splatlings.
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>>136038246
>>136038589
This honestly, I don't know why so many people jump straight into Multiplayer without playing through Single Player first.
It really helps you practice your aim with the motion controls; which if it wasn't already obvious, you should leave on.
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Octo~
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>>136038858
I want to educate an Octoling that there are occupations other than prostitution!
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>>136037365
>Level doesn't equal skill.
This is true, but someone with a higher level is definitely going to have a lot more experience under their belt. And while I approve of the matchmaking taking player performance into consideration, it needs to be done in moderation.

Someone at level 5 who just got the game but already has considerable shooter experience from many other games, and thus is stomping all the other level 5s the game unwittingly matches him against, should NOT be matched up against level 50s right off the bat. A level 50 player is going to have greater knowledge of maps, weapons, and tactics, where even an intelligent level 5 player simply cannot hope to compete with this difference at such an early stage in his journey through the game. And this isn't even considering the gear abilities that level 50 have had a long time to figure out and learn how to use stat stacking to maximize their effectiveness with a given weapon.

It's a good system, but it's a tad bit on the stupid side and needs a bit of refinement for the next game.
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I want to put babby in the Callie
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Which one, /ink/?
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>>136040461
She's infertile
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>>136040546
Tenacity for charger or lone wolf
Last ditch effort for splatzone
Comeback for every other weapon
Opening gambit kind of worthless imo
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>>136040783
Gambit for RM
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>>136040783
said it last thread, but gambit it supposed to let you establish an early lead in which you keep with the help of your team
best for covering turf and holding
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>>136040546
Tenacity, i don't trust you fucks
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never ever
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>>136036612
theyre taking it through
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>>136041361
THEY HAVE A KRAKEN
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>>136035996
You only need the gas the japs one but sadly I don't have it
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>>136041705
this?
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>>136041839
Yeah and I think there is a woomy variant too.
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>>136041839
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ded
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>>136040591
After fifteen years of taking Marie's seven inch wide strap-on every night, you would be too.
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Getting ran over by a drunk driving Callie as she joyrides in Marie's brand new sports car without a drivers license!

Dying at the scene!
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>>136044627
You should've stayed underground with the rest of the Octopus, then this wouldn't have happened.
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THERE'S A REAL INKLING IN MY ROOM WAT DO
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>>136045664
Make her eat ALL THE EGGS
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>>136045664
Have her teach you squid language
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>>136045664
smell her butt and report back
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>>136045664
FEEL HER TENTACLES
TELL ME ANON TELL ME
HOW
DO
THEY
FEEL
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>>136045664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sCXh6aqz4c
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>>136045664
cook spaghetti for him
or smash her woomy
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>>136024892
Popping a block of ice down the back of Marie's bikini!
Marie running in circles and screaming in pain when it somehow slips up her vagina!
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>>136046087
Splat her right in the woomy!
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>>136046408
this is a good edit
did you make it?
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>>136046479
Nope
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>>136046667
):
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>>136046408
This would be really cool, the Squid Sisters being actual news reporters as well as news presenters.
As if they needed any more jobs.
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>>136024576

Which gear was it?
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>>136046408
I want to do things to Marie's boobs!
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>>136047343
I want to talk like a slice of life character on 4chan while talking about what I wish I could do with my waifu!
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>>136047556
Me too!
Wow!
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>>136047343
Look, don't touch
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>>136040948

How do I take advantage of Opening Gambit?

Do I rush to mid and try to catch the enemy team off guard as they come, and get a triple splat? Do I Ink all of the turf and lock them out? Do I flank?
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>>136048065
you could do all of those things man. depends on the gamemode tho. keep in mind that both swim and run speed are maxed the fuck out so use it to your advantage. maybe some people won't anticipate you moving faster while strafing or something. maybe you could get some mad jukes while in squid form. most of all, please be sure to establish that early lead and try like hell to keep it because that's what the ika hat is all about
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>>136048065
Whatever really, it's just an early speed boost. Make the most of it.
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>>136034996
>>136035346
Wow, these images look amazing.
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Someone that mains Splash-O-Matic in S-rank.

Please tell me it's going to be okay.
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>>136050171
I hope to do the same one day. I just need to Rank up.
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>>136050171
I don't main it but I can play it just fine in S+.
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I don't know about you but I think they've got a valid point.
I mean, I was trying to celebrate that weird in-game holiday the other day by squid partying and everyone kept killing me.
I was just trying to show my Jetpack pride and they were just being bullies. It really makes me reconsider playing.
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>>136050806
When I saw this, my head refused to accept that it wasn't copied from Reddit. I went and checked there and it wasn't there. So here's my opinion: Fuck off.
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>>136051286
I'll listen to you out?
I'll listen to your gut?
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>>136051545
TRIGGERED
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>>136051545
Get in there and crush the little bitch you cuhk
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>>136051545
No boys allowed
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>>136052069
Fuck u Melvin
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i want marie to give me her used thighhighs and order me to cum in them until i die of dehydration
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>>136053690
I'd rather just have sex with her
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>>136053930
anon that's dirty
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>>136046784
why do they look so good in suits
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>>136056468
Lesbians
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>>136046784
People keep forgetting they did a scoop on the missing Zapfish and the UFO sighting at the beginning of the game?
The do actual news as well, we just never get to see it. Would be good for some world building in a sequel.
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>>136057720
Yeah, I'd wear that. What about it?
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will nintendo do anything for splatoon's first anniversary?
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>>136052069
I ignored them most of the match. That ink mine triggered me though.
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>>136040948
my problem with opening gambit is that it seems to follow the speed cap for run and swim speed

So if you can already manage running nothing but run and swim speed on your gear you may as well scrap it

if it went beyond the limit I'd say it was worth it
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>>136057776

Is that the set from the Eric Andre Show
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>>136060027
>Opening Gambit
>Ink Saver Main
>Ink Resistance

With swim speed up and faster special charge is the dream team
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>>136060090
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>>136060027

You only need to add 3 subs of Run or Swim Speed to hit the cap.

I have mixed feelings about it too, though. It would have been nice if Opening Gambit let you exceed the cap, but I can see why it doesn't.

There IS a precedent though; the brushes are faster than max runspeed.
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>>136057776
>So, tell us Marie, how does it feel to have had the longest period on record? An astonishing 25 years!
>Callie, just fucking kill yourself.
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>>136061503
Just noticed Callie only shoots out her shoulders.
Nobody killed Marie.
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>>136061759
For the first 30 seconds and then you are only with 3 sub run or speed.

I'd rather just invest in the speed/run slots. I get gambit is supposed to be a get lead and keep it but I like the insurance of always having my speed
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>>136062908
hug and snug, not fug
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>>136062908
>puss puss showing
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Did somebody say puss puss
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>>136050806
>It really makes me reconsider playing.
good
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i wanna cum on callies tummy
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how many of you have had your squid drawn at some point?
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>>136065457
I don't give two shits about my shitty, ordinary, boring, not a Squid Sister Squid.
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>>136065457
do stick figures count?
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>>136065457
Drawfriend was scared away and I no longer even wear this
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>>136065116
I want to blow raspberries on Callie's tummy
When she's a toddler or a grown woman, doesn't matter
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>>136065457
Just the once.
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>>136068236
i want to lick those thighs
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>>136066284
>>136068236
what even happened? i know her tumblr got posted, but what happened after that? how do you even scare a drawfriend away?
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>>136069348
She had some pictures of herself on there and it got out of hand. You know how the fucks on 4chan are despite their supposed age.
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Live, /ink/!
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I finally managed to get to S Rank, /ink/! Thanks for being there for me.
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>>136074905

Congrats anon
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>>136074905
Now get to s+
You have two weeks time to hustle boy
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>>136074905

Great work, anon!

What is it like up there?
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>>136075113
Why two weeks?
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>>136076969
ONE WEEK
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>>136076667
I stopped playing right after hitting S because I'm scared of how much I could lose. I'll get back to you when TC is back.
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how do we un ded the thred
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Squads, anyone?

NNID: glorfh
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>>136077918
Wait for the April weapons to drop
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I reached new record!

Also rolled two dubs (two runspeeds in one and two bombranges in one that already has bombrange, so 3 bombranges in total)!

...and right after I started writing this I've been getting completely rekt so nvm
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>>136077942
I'll join you. I already have you added
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>>136078376
Hosting a 2squad.
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>>136078152
So, you got triple bomb range on something? That's pretty rare. What was the piece?
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You may be a squid, but not as fresh as this artist!

https://twitter.com/me_r_a/status/712260119463993345
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>>136080274
oh, i've seen those before. it's a KOG thing, i believe there's also the retro sweat and the squidmark sweat, although i can't find it on the website
pretty fuckin fresh
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>>136080274
Nothing special about that sweater when you can simply pick one up from KOG
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>>136081753
Link?
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>>136081801
https://editmode.jp/special/httpeditmode-jpspecialns0006-8/
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what kind of necromancy bullshit do i have to pull on this thread
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>>136084095
Bring us the head of Milton
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>>136084095
Just do what we always do, post girls until something of importance happens.
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>>136035996
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Licking Callie's feet after her workout!
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>>136035996
123
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>>136035996
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>>136085000
Going on the Inkopolis thirty mile run with Callie!
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GGs squad buddy
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Good squidding, thanks for playing!
I really wish I could be good with a charger...
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>>136086259
>>136086373
these are not splatoons
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>>136086373
squidgirl est cute! cute!
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>>136086743
One of them is KIND OF a squid

>splatoon made me watch squid girl, and I normally don't like anime
what have you done
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>>136087904

Just wait until they make a Splatoonime!
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post cute squid girls
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>>136088143
Please no
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>>136088351
Like this?
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does squid have puss puss?
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>>136088589
Y'know how squids have beaks and inklings don't?
Well they do actually have beaks, it's just someplace else
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>>136088589
In nature? No. The male has to literally penetrate the female to fertilize her eggs directly because no vaginas.
Alternatively some breeds reproduce externally, by secreting eggs and sperm into a cache.
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>>136088787
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>>136088351
this?
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So /ink/ how do you like you Squid Kids? With actual ears or just the body parts on their head masquerading as ears but not surviving close inspection
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>>136088787
Yes, the beak is inside their face.
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>>136089048
I've never thought about this
If those aren't ears than what good are the headphones
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>>136089048
Do people in this thread seriously have no goddamn idea how Inklings are supposed to work?
The 'ears' are their fins.
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the greatest debate of our time has started
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>>136089121
Those could be teeth that developed, you don't know man
Some species of squid do have teeth
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>>136089283

I know that shit. My question is do you prefer seeing them as fins in a convenient place like in game or like actual ears in some fanart
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>>136089350
yes, whether to broil or grill the tripfag
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>>136089121
damn it, i thought the pussy beaks were hot
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>>136089387
No that's actually how they are.
Some Squids do have teeth, but on their tongues.
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you guys talk about callie and marie but i want to fuck annie.
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>>136089826
Whatever
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>>136089615
>but on their tongues.
that's disgusting
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>>136089603
>>136089615
reminder that pussy beaks are superior
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>>136090472
If that's the way you like it, then enjoy your shit fantasy yourself.

The rest of us will breed with our Inklings by shoving our dicks through their stomachs and directly into their wombs, like they're supposed to do it.
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>>136090491
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>>136089943
Its how they chew. Oral with an Inkling would be like sticking it in a blender.
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>>136089415
I don't think it really matters, so long as it's subtle. There isn't much ruling on ear aesthetics.
I'm not really phased by either, it's down to the artists digression.
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>>136090890

Can't wait for Spla2n with (better) anti aliasing
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>>136091394
Better as in any? Still no clue why console developers aren't even trying in 2016.
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>>136090798
the only way to get the best orgasm is to have your dick bitten off
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>>136092642
You don't need a beak to do that
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>>136092897
but woomies give shitty oral
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>>136090472
>>136090798
>>136092642
what
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>>136093045
Some find a way.
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>>136093235
at first I was kinda grossed out that people actually wanna fuck squid kids, cuz they're, y'know, kids
But after those posts man, I just
I mean

Yeah go ahead guys do what you want, you do you
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>>136036621
Can confirm, Callie puking is still cute
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List is out! How well did you do /ink/?

1/2
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>>136094008
>>136090798
I don't want to fuck a Squid, it's just funny to joke about how alien their reproductive process is.
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>>136094210

2/2
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>>136094315
Sure man
Sure
Keep saying that
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>>136094429
>Two Bob Rosses on sand castle.
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>>136094429
Are these sorted after points? It's certainly not alphabetic.
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>>136094641
I think it is.
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>>136094429
Did this general even fucken try
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>>136094210
I got first on both teams
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>>136094718
Yes, he's in 8th on Sandcastles.
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>>136094718
There'll be a lot of /ink/sters in Europe's Top 100. If that ever gets released.
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>>136094718
>>136094008
yes, we did. we did what we do best
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>>136095002

NoE will release this the week before the next Splatfest when nobody gives a shit anymore
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>>136095002
Everybody will be a winner in Europe because less than 200 people bothered to play
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>>136095185
Correct.
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>>136094210
>kuro neko
>cj memes

I should have just kept playing with them baka
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>>136095081
Sucking dicks?
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>>136089048
This art is fucking disgusting
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>>136095549

I just want Splatoon art that isn't cute or lewd. Her aert fits the bill the best and whilst some Japanese artists have great styles the subject matter is one of the two options above if not both
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>>136095773
It used to be much better before Tumblr caught onto her.
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>>136094718
>wanting to be on the autism charts
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>>136095773
Like this?
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>>136095000
touché
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>>136095773
>I just want Splatoon art that isn't cute or lewd.
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>136095932

A bit too cute

I like this artists (pictured) style but too many cute pictures
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>>136095000
Nice trips too
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>>136096360

Action and comedy are what I'm after
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>>136096615
Inklings are cute by design, not sure what I can do for you man

How about this one
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>>136096980

Nice. I also like Nose-anons non-squib pictures
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>>136096980
and have another
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>>136097534
>sample
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>>136097534

All splatlings, eh? I like the weapons concept but the majority of the ones I play with cost us the match constantly the only one that seems to have some consistency in the Zink Mini or ZiMi as I've had it being called in tourneys

Too few images of Sloshers
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>>136097931
>no inkbrush
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>>136097931
>zimi
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>>136097931
>ZiMi
Are you pulling my leg rn
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>>136097904
okay?
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>>136097931
>Zink Mini or ZiMi as I've had it being called in tourneys
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>>136098076

Who needs inkbrush or new inkbrush when you have 2 amazingly good brushes in the form of the Octobrushes

>>136098383

Nope

>>136098156

They're name not mine
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>>136098565
Octobrushes are wretched Octarian garbage. Who can live with themselves when using them?
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>>136098546

get with the times. the game is evolving faster than you can keep up
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>>136098565
But you're using it. Further, your posting style suggests you're from Reddit.
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>>136099052

posting style???
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>>136099052
I don't see any 'le's or 'epic's.
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How do get good? I really like the game. I'm willing to put in the work, but I haven't seen any progress.
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>>136101062
Motion controls on, maximum sensitivity, practice makes perfect, try many different weapons and abilities to see what works best for you, pray to your Squid Sister nightly.
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>>136094008
tumblr out
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>>136102113
not that dude but not wanting to fuck (fictional) children isn't exactly a tumblr thing
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>>136102516
reddit out
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i want to cum on callie's tentacles
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>>136102929
How much would she have to pay you?
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>>136103569
zero dollars?
i do not understand the question.
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>pork restaurant chain toon
what a time to be alive
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>>136103737
How much would she have to pay you for you to service her tentacles?
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>>136104004
uh, nothing.
usually couples don't have to exchange money between each other for their services.
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>>136103980
oh good Callie came back to life
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>>136104195
Come on anon, the correct answer is one kiss on the cheek. Disappointed in you.
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>>136094429
Oh shit, I actually made it onto the list

I thought I was screwed after going into a 15 loss depression spiral, but it looks like it still kept my top score. Neat!
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>>136104454
Really weird foregrounding here; makes it look like Marie has a tiny head.
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>>135977231-lui
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>>135977231
What do people see in /x/?
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>>136104505
if you say so, anon.
but usually, you wouldn't consider something which has what you're paying for as an extension of it a payment.
that's like paying $40 for $70.
and you said "how much", so what are we quantifying here? energy? love?
no, i'm pulling your leg here.
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>インクリングたちに、暑い寒いってあるんですかね。
>is there a "hot" and "cold" for inklings?
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>>136027858
Sauce?
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>>136103980
>Marie has a bigger smile than Callie
Witchcraft
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>>136105109
Not him but I find reading /x/ interesting. I'm a fan of mystery genre and /x/ is just another facet of that. I particularly like stuff with historical connections such as the hollow earth theory.
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>>136105429
http://srpelo.tumblr.com/post/141134573331/shes-about-to-shoot-you-what-do-you-do
>>
woomy womby
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>>136105421
They talked about cooling down with ice tea and stuff, so they would have a concept of body temperature
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>>136105750
But ice tea is mostly water...?
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callie!
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good shit?
bad shit?
sign me the fuck up?
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>>135976531
Is this game going to die soon
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>>136106004
So? They don't die from contact with water, not being able to swim in it is the problem.
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>>136106369

>>136106486
Not in japan
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>>136106369

Damage Up is useless on that weapon. Get some swim speed or ink recovery up/ink saver main for after sprinkler deployment

>>135976531

Splatoon is a good game and I got my money's worth
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>>136106369
I have respect for someone that can make Turf War weapons work, but why the Damage Ups? They won't make any difference, shooters can't be made to kill any faster, especially on a weapon that deals such little damage.
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>>136106569

what is the sauce of this meme
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>>136106669
>>136106779
>They won't make any difference
>Damage Up is useless on that weapon
>Get some ink saver main
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>>136106867
It is though. And Saver really helps on Sprinkler weapons.
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Callie sucks!
Not only that, but she blows, too!
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>>136107078
Callie's lips and tongue are exclusively for vaginas.
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>>136107078
what's the sauce?
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>>136106669
>>136106779
Damage ups can actually reduce the minimum for kill shots, depending on how much ink the enemy steps in, and it gives the Inkstrike some extra push.

You may be right, though:
>28 * 1.1589 = 32.4492
>32.4 * 3 = 97.2

I'd need 2.8 damage from the ink without enemy Defense Ups. Depending on how much time I take to land three shots, I could make the 3HKO.

As far as alternatives, I have a Cycle King Cap with three Ink Recoveries and some three-slots shirts around.
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>>136107658
it's less than you think, but...
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51731089
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>>136107021
Ok. Go into the test room with an nzap equipped and no damage at all. Shoot the 3 def dummy 4 times and tell me if it dies.
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>>136107839
On a 4 shot kill weapon, Damage up is virtually pointless. It makes sense on powerful units like Blasters and Gals, but you're much better off with other options.
Anon is right, Swim Speed would do well too. N-Zaps are all about that mobility.
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>>136107628
And mouths!
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>>136108023
Exhausting slots solely for the possibility that a select enemy loadout would make you have to shoot one more shot is a poor decision. You're better off committing to sets that will prove helpful in any situation.
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>>136108379
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>>136108158
I'd argue the opposite. What I mentioned about residual ink damage can weigh pretty heavily on weapons on the edge of a KO range. If I were to hit the damage cap (33.3), I'd need only a fraction of a point of damage on a target for a 3-hit kill, which can be provided by the ink left on the ground by the first two shots.
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>>136108641
That's like saying you shouldn't run damage on the .52 because opposing players don't always run defense up.
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Guys, I need help. How do I create a discord? the guys over at /ptg/ really want one.
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>>136109238
the first step is to master the squidsuck
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>>136108872
This isn't a .52 though, this is a piss weak N-Zap. This weapon is more about support and flanking than straight up player killing. If that was a priority they'd use something else, or even the other N-Zap variant.
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>>136109496
amen
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>>136109496
mind telling me the lore behind the squidsuck? i must have missed its original posting
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>>136108872
Not really. 3 Defense-ups is the extreme, and the .52 stays in clean 2HKO range against it with only 1 primary and 3 secondary Attack Ups.
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>>136109701
people making fun of retarded "advanced" techniques because of nintendome
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>>136109503
>flanking than straight up player killing
Do you not realize you are arguing against yourself? The point of flanking is to kill someone. As fast as possible so you can stay undetected or evasive for as long as possible.

Further, you only need 2main 2sub of defense to make an Nzap 5 shots to kill. That's a pretty low investment for a lot of the weapons that are inclined to run defense in the first place and it's not outlandish that you'd encounter someone using those abilities.

>>136109808
>3 Defense-ups is the extreme
You know you can run up to 3main 9sub of any ability, right? I have gear that can give me 3 mains and 8 subs of defense. Obviously that's overkill but against 1main 9sub of defense, a .52 requires 2main 2sub of damage to get through that.
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>>136110117
who made it up?
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>>136110236
some guy on /ink/
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>>136110316
cool dude thanks for the info
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>>136110134
The point of the N-Zap is to harass with Sprinklers and quickly chargeable Inkstrikes. Killing enemies isn't everything.
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>>136110316
i'll have you know that I was there when that guy created that meme. it was the golden age of /ink/.
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>>136110543
>Golden age
It really, really wasn't.
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>>136110438
What you said is so retarded I'm just going to stop replying to you. No wonder you complain about dynamos and e-liters.
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>you will never bring callie to orgasm by ear stimulation alone
why even live
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>>136110613

The golden age is now. This time next year /ink/ will be unrecognisable
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>>136110543
/ink/'s always been shit. It never had a golden age. We went straight from that "splatoon anime" circlejerk drawfag picture of everyone's OC, most of which were people who left within the month to a circlejerk Discord chat that killed the thread activity aside from straight shitposting and waifufagging. This place has always been terrible, and it will always be terrible.
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>>136110662
I have literally no issue with E-Liters or Dynamos.
You're just being stubborn.
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>>136110748
Unrecognizable when you enter its initials in the search bar, yeh
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>>136110783
>He thinks the creation of the Discord didn't save the threads
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>>136110783
>waifufagging
>terrible
>>136111041
>discord
>anything good
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>>136111041
You're an idiot if you truly believe that. We didn't need it during the early day, and we have much less people now than we did then. It just takes any discussion of the game away from the threads, leaving nothing but shitposting here.
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>>136111017


nintendog or whatever that general is called is going all waka waka gobble on all Nintendo games
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>>136110678
Callie has cute ears!
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>>136111138
>>136111208
The discord got rid of all the shitposters.
What, did you enjoy having a collection of namefags circlejerking constantly, never talking about the game, just each other, and spamming black person twitter memes?
The threads are vastly better with them gone. It might be slower, but it's still an improvement.
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>>136111485

So says the king of /ink/
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>>136111626
But I'm not noseanon.
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>>136111732
>actually supporting the use of the term "king of /ink/"
get the fuck out
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>>136110134
3/9 is a goddamned waste, though, and it's not exactly protecting you against Chargers, Rollers, or Blasters.
Calc says 1/3 on the .52 and 0/3 on N-ZAP have normal kill counts on 3/9, dunno where you got your numbers.
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>>136111848
/ink/ has a leader, we just haven't officially decided who it is.
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>>136112710
Shabu
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>>136112710
that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard
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>>136112710

-Anon
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>>136112906
You read it, you didn't hear it
Dumbass
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>>136113004
and your post is the most retarded thing I've ever tasted.

Faggot.
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>>136113148
Savage
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>>136113290
Adam Savage
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>>136112710
Daddy
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>>136112124
From a better calculator. I acknowledged that 3/9 was a waste. .52 with 1/3 against 3/9 does 47.889920000000004 damage per shot.
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>>136113345
Jamie Hyneman
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>>136114386
link to that calculator?
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Blue Callie is so cute
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>>136110678
what if i'm mike tyson?
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>>136116410
then callie is in for a bad time
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>>136115870
Quite a fan of cosmic Callie myself.
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>>136116759
Dusk Marie isn't bad either.
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>>136116487
Callie's in for a bedtime.
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>>136117335
>tfw you will never tuck callie in and see her cozy smile
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i'm going to fuck those woomys. Woomies? MULTITUDES OF WOOMY.
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>>136117452
I envy Marie sometimes
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>>136119375
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>>136119375
That's not a woomy, that's a piece of shit
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>>136118503
>You will never be Marie
>You will never feel Callie nudge you awake and say she had a bad dream
>Callie will never ask if she can sleep with you
>You will never shuffle across as Callie dives under the covers with you
>You will never have your favorite cousin fall asleep snuggled up beside you as you kiss her forehead and quietly stroke her butt
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>>136121449
ah yes, as opposed to LOUDLY stroking her butt
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>>136121620
Well that would wake her up, wouldn't it
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>>136121449
why not just do all this but without the drawback being a terrible person?
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>>136121778
I'd rather be a terrible person and live with Callie than be Callie and live with a terrible person.
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Wrestling with Marie!
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>>136122676
Wouldn't that be something
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what are some things you guys like doing in turf war squidbag parties?

>squidbagging
>squidbagging while jumping
>running and jumping in inkling form
>super jumping to nearby allies
>jumping while doing 360s in inkling or squid form
>doing above while jumping off stage

what else?
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>>136122838
Get that shit out of here.
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>>136123493
Prime a bomb but don't throw it, and moonwalk backwards.
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>>136123493
>squidbag parties
What i do is mow through that shit.
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>>136123493
killing everyone on the opposing team because im not an autistic child
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>>136123493
Removing them.
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i wanna kiss a woomy's tummy
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>>136123493
Firing an Inkzooka through all 4 enemy players
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>>136123857
>>136123974
>>136124001
>>136124107
These are the people that ruin this game
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>>136122838
>those noses
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>>136125129
Callie doesn't look too bad at least
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>>136124619
>the people who play the game are the problem
>not the ones who obstruct gameplay
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>>136126130
>The people whose fun is being obstructed are obstructive
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one of the nicest things about the callie plush is how soft the tentacles are.
i think i could just stroke them all day... they feel so nice.
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>>136126706
Goddamnit anon you know how badly I want to order one
Well you don't know but goddamnit
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>>136126963
i promise you won't regret it.
it's a very good plush, if a bit tiny.
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>>136126361
The objective of turf war is to paint the ground, not spam ZL and X like an autistic baboon.
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>>136126706
Callie's tentacles probably don't feel like that though. They'd be all squishy and smooth but still glossy.
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>Add multikill banners like in Quake
>Squid parties disappear and winning 1v4s is immensely satisfying
I fixed Splatoon.
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>>136130151
No
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>>136126361
Yes.
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>>136128154
well, we can't have everything we want. i'd rather have ones that aren't perfectly accurate but still nice, than cheaper ones that are hard and stiff.
but oh man, would something squishy and slick like that feel good. especially in actual size.
man i really want to play with callie's tentacles now.
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Wakey wakey, little squiddies.
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>今日も泳げなかったよ…。
>well, i didn't swim today, either...
today's mamemmama didn't feel like getting in the water.
that's a good idea, i'm gonna guess... it kind of sucks that you can't go swimming without melting.
i mean, i really can't swim, but, even being in the pool is fun. diluting is not so fun.
but at least she has these cute crabs to keep her company! and tako-chan, as well. it's so sweet for them to be by her side, even though they could be having fun in the water.
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> Finally escape B-

> Pushed back into it due to disconnects & exactly one game played through to a defeat
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Does anyone want to start a squad together for Rainmaker? Let me know if you're interested/added me.
My ID is SuburbanWhiteKid
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>>136136327
The squad is up now btw
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>>136135046
I want to throw tako-chan in the water while mammiman's not looking!
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>RM on Shitpass and Resort

Never thought I would meet a rotation that would make me not want to play rainmaker but fuck no to this one.
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>>136137724
I'll be there in a minute
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Squad is currently 2/4
>>136136327
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Wolfhound, do you want to just do twin?
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>>136139437
Sure, I don't think we'll get anyone else.
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throwing Callie into a septic tank!
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>>136140020
so she can keep marie company??
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Here's the final preview
I hope these have piqued your interest - I will probably put them all in an album tomorrow
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This game is boring as fuck now.
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>>136143746
HeIlo reddit!!1!
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>>136143746
I agree. The competitive scene is a joke. Nothing "competitive" about it.
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>>136144714
competitive
kəmˈpɛtJtJv/Submit
adjective
1.
relating to or characterized by competition.

competition
kɒmpJˈtJʃ(ə)n/Submit
noun
the activity or condition of striving to gain or win something by defeating or establishing superiority over others.
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>>136144714
>Western gutter rats will never experience rubbing elbows with an actual Japanese extermination deathsquad
A howling shame.
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goodnight callie
i love you
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This next match is my last one, Craig. I've gotta get some rest.
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>>136148915
Alright, dude.
Take care.
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>>136149608
GG
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Feeding Callie food coloring while she sleeps! Making her late for the inkopolis news changing her hair black again!
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woomy belly rubs
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>>136151772
Shut the fuck up bum
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>>136135046
i dont swim as much as i used to, its a shame because i do really like it
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>>136151772
I reckon they'd have occasions where one of them choose to take a break, let the other do the news solo. It wouldn't be the end of the world if they were late to the broadcast.
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>>136140670
Underrated post
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>>136142315
I think I look forward to this one the most. Some comfy smile talks go a long way.

Scans when? Scans hopefully?
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"it will fit here anon, i wont hurt you"
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>>136156537

never ever
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>>136156537
I don't see why you can't brush your teeth yourself; how old are you again?
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>>136156537
Disgusting, they have only two 'teeth'
Beaks yo
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I want to take a shit n PISS into Marie's breakfast cereal
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MARIE
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>>136159331
Marie attending Callie's funeral! After she killed her in cold blood!
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>>136159075
me too actually
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>>136159456
Building a sandcastle on Callie's grave!
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Eventually becoming lonely and depressed!
Gathering the Dragonballs and wishing Callie back!
Callie beating your head in as soon as she comes back to reality!
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good night callie
good night /ink/ you make me happy

>>136159075
>>136159456
>>136161673
scary haha...
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>>136162251
Bye-bye anon!
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>>136162563
callie is that you?
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>>136164313
Hi!
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>>136164869
pls b the real deal...
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What do you think is the coolest weapon in the game?
And I don't mean strongest or best, but which do you have the most respect for?
Personally I hold Squiffers in high regard; it takes a special drive to make those things work.
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>>136166625
maybe hero charger because it looks like a lime green m4
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>>136166703
>Hero Splattershot Pro never
>Genuine Assault Rifle never
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>>136167070
explain the benefits or appeal of either
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>>136167070
That's like me complaining about never getting a Hero Carbon Roller.
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Sex with!
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>>136167301

Dual Squelcher!
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>>136167898
>you will never be in the same room as a woomy while she uses a dual squelcher as a vibrator
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>>136168278
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>>136168278
>You will never sit quietly watching TV while Marie shlicks furiously at the other end of the couch
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>>136168598
what why is she on the other side?
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>>136168669
So you don't get caught in the splash zone.
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>>136168736
i want to watch tv with marie while i have my arm around and she tries to get off in a sneaky manner.
also want to be in the splash zone
why did i type this
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>>136168827
Because you want it, as do we all.
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>>136168278
that sounds quite painful, honestly
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>>136168827
I want to walk into Callie's room without knocking, just in time to see her slam her laptop shut and pull her pants up
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>>136169336
not callie, but...
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>>136169408
NEW ART WHEN
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>>136169408
i love sweaty, flustered, unkempt marie
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>>136169408
hello there smc
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>>136169408
>It's not what it looks like
Pretty sure it's exactly what it looks like.
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Is there such thing as aimbots/hax in this game?
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>>136171765
No. Just japs.
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I want to pick up Marie and climb a tree and put Marie in the tree and leave her there
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i didnt get good trips this time
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>>136172965
Marie plush always looks like she wants to die
Very accurate
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Comic time!

1/4
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>>136173843
2/4
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>>136169693
SOON I PROMISE AS SOON AS I CAN POST AGAIN
I PROMISE YOU THEY'RE DONE THOUGH
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>>136173843
>Callie's tentacles bounce up when she gets an idea
Hnnnnnngaaaaaawwww
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>>136173976
3/4
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>>136174091
4/4
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>>136174020
Jiminy Cricket
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>>136173843
>>136173976
>>136174091
>>136174194
It should be a crime to create something this cute

Health conscious Marie is too much
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>>136173976
>Callie can cook after all
Literally the perfect woman.
Even though I'd want to cook for her.
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Would Marie approve of my heavy splatling ways?
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>>136176640
No
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>>136176671
Well thats a shame, i'll be stepping it up once the sheldon's pick one is released
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>>136177094
I pray there isn't yet another Splatling.
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Touching butts!
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>>136181685
kinda expected them to be butt to butt like R.Mika and Nadeshiko
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>>136181685
> no face-mask
This is garbage
>>
anons, is there anything you'd particularly like to see in some art? a "why the fuck hasn't anyone drawn this yet" kinda feel?
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>>136183683
the shopkeepers need more rep, sean and jellonzo need it the most, and annie never has enough, also chirpy chips and high tide era need some action shots of performances

there is a lot of untapped potential still
>>
I want to be bullied by a level 1 squib girl
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>>136183921
Why though? Most of those hardly even qualify as characters.
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>>136184454
the clerks help out more than anyone else, weapons, clothing, shoes, they are with you in every battle in spirit, and the bands hype you up as well, don't you feel stronger when have them as your bgm?

what im saying is, give them a chance, it might develop into something big
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>>136185050
Shop keepers aside, which actually have some charm to them, the remainder can't even count as background characters. I have no idea how any of them have fans since they don't do anything.
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>>136185050
there's something very hype about hearing splattack or friend list in battle
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>>136185050
>give them a chance, it might develop into something big
wut
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>>136183683
seeing as it's still pretty dead in here, is there anything you'd all like to see, perhaps a bit less urgently? maybe it's a rather specific fetish or a woomy wearing obscure fashion. don't let the thread die
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>>136190000
Checked
And don't worry, the thread is in no danger of dropping off any time soon.

There is one thing that I've wanted to see for a very, very long time.
I don't suppose you've seen the movie Pacific Rim, but the jist of the matter is two compatible people link their minds so that they can control a giant robot together, in order to fight against giant monsters.
I've really wanted to see Agents 1 and 2 drawn as pilots of one of these robots. Probably arguing over what actions they want their colossal Robot Woomy to take, despite their consciousness being connected, all while warding off an enormous Octoweapon.
It's a lofty proposal, but it's something I've wanted to see for ages.
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>callie will never cum on your tentacles
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Anyone feel like squadding with a shitter?
nnid:rumpelteazer
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Hi /ink/, just got the game yesterday, is it normal to be matched with rank 30+'s every game and get my shit rocked over and over?
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>>136194457
This feel hurts. It hurts like death.
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>>136195776
Yes, turfwar will pair you up with anyone. Welcome to splatoon! I hope you're having a good time anyway. Don't worry too much about levels.
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>>136195776
You're matched with opponents/teammates around your skill level, so it probably just means you're doing much better than you think.

Play through the single player if you feel you need some practice aiming, maneuvering, whatnot; and be sure to leave motion controls on, they make a world of difference.
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>>136195776
Someone will inevitably bring up that matchmaking is based on performance, etc. but the truth is that there just aren't any other newbies around for the game to pair you with.
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>>136196125
>>136196141
Thanks, anons, I've done a bit of single player and got a good feel for it right now. Just eager to get some wins and rank up to try out all those weapons I've been slaughtered by.
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>>136196440
Some of the best weapons are some of the earliest; the Tentatek Splattershot and Splattershot Jr are nothing to shrug at.
In the early stages of Turf War other extremely powerful weapons include the N-Zap and Splash-O-Matic, so definitely give those a try once you reach them.
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>>136196715
Are there any you might suggest avoiding completely? I took a look at the list and there's A LOT of weapons, it looks like.
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>>136196886
There are no terrible weapons in this game, some just work better for different people.
The Custom Splattershot, Inkbrushes, Nozzlenoses, Bamboozler, Sloshing Machine, and possibly the Splatlings are typically considered as difficult weapons to pick up and play with. They all have potential to be strong, but have more of a learning curve.
Chargers and Blasters might take a lot of getting used to as well.
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>>136196886
I'm not that guy but I would say try everything and see what clicks with you, while there are weapons better than others the different modes encourage knowing a few weapons.

The h-3 is fairly bad and you'll have trouble with some others advancing, like the inkbrush but if you really like them youll have to learn to work around the weaknesses.
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>>136197423
This too.
Should definitely mention that you should try everything. Hit '+' in the weapons shop so you can try before you buy, and see what works for you.
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>>136197312
>>136197423
>>136197635
Alright, thanks for the advice! Also, do people here often play together?
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>>136198142
no we hate each other
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>>136198142
Not as much as we used to... but we still do when there are enough players available.
And hey, welcome aboard anon. Once you reckon you've got the hang of things definitely try squadding with us.
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>The past leads to the future
Well no fucking shit
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>>136198142
most people that squad a lot moved to the discord

this place is now waifufagging 24/7
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>>136200736
That is not true
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>>135956713
more pics of this guy's art? this is the guy that did the old /v/ comics right?
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>39 new posts while im asleep
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>>136203465
At least you didn't miss anything, right?
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>>136203465
how do we bring the general back to life? most topics have already been discussed and it'll be a while until a new splatfest. the general is temporarily active if a drawfag posts but that doesn't last too long. what do
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>>136203847
I buy the game, I play it with you guys
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>>136204232
do you not own splatoon?
how many people here don't actually have the game? i've been here since july and i didn't get it until a day before the august update
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>>136205665
I've lurked for quite a while, I usually hang around threads of games I'm interested in
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>>136056468
Women typically look stunning in business suits.
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>>136205665
I didn't know anything about the game until 2 days before release when a friend linked me some webms. I ordered it from overseas though to save some money so I didn't get it til 1.1.
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>>136206282
agree
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Letting Callie circumcise me with her beak!
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>>136207576
Disgusting
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>>136207519
Leaving Callie the fuck alone!
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>>136207576
why are her tentacles so big oh god
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>>136209415
Long tentacles are erotic, fat tentacles are gross
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Trying to pick up one of Callie's 300 pound tentacles and failing miserably!
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>>136211786
Training your entire life so you can come close to matching Callie's impeccable fitness!
But it's worth it!
Jogging on the beach with Callie!
Mountain climbing with Callie!
Cycling with Callie!
Going to the gym with Callie!
Sparring with Callie!
Hiking with Callie!
Competing in a triathlon with Callie!
18 hours of non-stop sex with Callie!
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it's sad how shit /ink/ is now, I miss the v1.0 days
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>>136213041
It was shit then too.
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>>136213041
Me too. Nothing anyone can do about it though.
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>>136213041
yeah... now its just niggers talking about squidsister shit that no one cares
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>>136213471
It's all we had before, it's all we have now. What is left in these threads for you to care about?
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Complaining about threads on an Atlantean Squid Sisters fansite with Callie!
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>>136213690
lurking in hope someone does a squad or talks about the damn game maybe?
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>>136213961
I'll squad again this week.
As for talking about the game, we do just as much innate discussion of it as we do Squid Sister banter. It's just become so repetitive it barely makes a difference anymore.
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>>136213961
I'd talk about the game but I learned a while ago that the people here have no idea what they're talking about when discussing abilities, weapons etc., and trying to explain something to them is fruitless as they're more content to be ignorant in their safe space hugbox than admit they're wrong.
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>>136214662
Oh no, that would require discussion. And we know how allergic /ink/ is to discussion.

Seriously, what makes you think you know better.
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looking for dudes to queue 3's or 4's with me and a friend

ID is CBK2015
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>>136214662
i can agree with you,people talk nonsense when it comes to weapons/gear they rather say "u r a faggot" than discuss
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>>136215205
[Citation needed]
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>>136214851
I present evidence, some anecdotal, some numbers, while the other people who post here rarely provide and proof of their claims, anecdotal or otherwise. It's also a fair assumption the people posting here are no higher than low-S, and got carried there by squads, because all the good players moved to Discord. I don't squad with anyone and have been mid-S+ since December.

>>136215303
Take a look on fireden over the past month.
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>>136215552
ur a faggot
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>>136215552
Are you that guy that gets extremely angry whenever people decide not to take their very voluntary advice? Might explain a few things.
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Top 100 Splatfests results for Europe are out.
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>>136216397
No, I don't post advice anymore. I only did once or twice anyway.
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>>136214938
im down for tri squad, sent friend request
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>>136216527
Yeah I think I know which one you are now.
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>>136216448
THE katsuie? the nazi himself?
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>>136216448
Is that all the EU players that participated?
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>>136216957
yeah
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>>136216957
They are all me actually. Just me and my 9 alts.
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>>136217058
Dead game
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>>136217145
I dont think 4chan knows what a dead game is
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>>136215654
no ur a faggot
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>>136217956
>>136217956
>>136217956
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