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Yes-man MEC Edition

Previous Mission: >>135792273

News:
(a) Anarchy's Children is out NOW, for the moment only for the owners of the Reinforcement Pack.
(b) Julian Gollop is doing 'Something' in the likes of “Turn based tactical combat – world based strategy.”
>https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/03/18/new-x-com-game/

Mandatory Reading of /xcg/.
>http://pastebin.com/Rd2nfr3n

<<¡XCOM 2 Links!>>
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=616682629
Essential improvements (Skip intros, fix stuttering, multi monitor support, resolutions past 1080p)
>https://mega.nz/#F!kZwQCCST!Sbr0_URdKG5-kzWUmGPyLg
Current Modlists:
>>http://pastebin.com/4Hdthmpi
>>http://pastebin.com/SERg72a5
hugely detailed spreadsheet:
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13CvoSAyapnC2p9a_r9SV5cHK7Qd6iqtsAazTg2_be4/edit#gid=970853268
Mandatory Watching
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJHto4YWms
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoGrbKAyKE


XCOM EW/LW Legacy Links (full information, all links):
Long War download link:
>http://www.nexusmods.com/xcom/mods/88/
/xcg/ Recomended Mod List
>http://pastebin.com/rzzMpkqE
Extra perks to add for Training Roulette:
>http://pastebin.com/cUjBbaFM
Namelist generator:
>http://daiz.io/xcom-namegen/
Wiki:
>http://ufopaedia.org/index.php?title=Long_War
/xcg/'s Long War FAQ (new players read this shit):
>http://pastebin.com/YmaXBKpN
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xth for psi
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first
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EXALT
X
A
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https://twitter.com/julian_gollop/status/710810204347224064

Thoughts?
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>>135867039
for chen
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>>135866226

5th for complaining about the OP for no reason in particular.
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Xth for the infestation as an ingame mechanic when?
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>>135867068
egg salt
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>>135867170
yes
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nth for broken windows
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>>135867193
Shit wrong one.
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>>135866131
what are you planning to do?
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zth for cyclops mod when
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>>135867098
My guess it that's it's going to be about playing from the perspective of the stereotypical guvna troops trying to contain a Necromorph-style infection and try to prevent it from spreading out and wiping out mankind.
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>>135867550
pls go
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>>135867192

OK. Made me lot it.

>>135867367

Nice.
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Someone should make the armor featured in Beaglerush's twitch banner
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>>135867550

Do you seriously hope to provoke someone into making your damn waifu mod, or are you just shitposting?
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>>135867530
>>135867739
I have to step it up and escalate this metaphorical arms race between my content and the original content, because who wouldn't want to use the old? right?

So making the skull helmet with a 3d skull under the visor is stepping up my game.
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>>135867550
fuck off already
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pistols are useful
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>>135867643
>>135868335
Nevar
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>>135868420
It was annoying the first 600 times you asked now it's just pissing me off
>nevar
>>>>>>>nevar
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>>135867628
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>>135867861
>That knife sheash angle
That's as stupid as having a sword sheath behind your back.
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>>135868289
You should make the helmet itself a little more detailed, too. Probably add some more ridges, bumps, and lights to fit the Warden armor a little better.
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>>135868625

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU PIECE OF FILTH
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>>135868926
Fuck off Geralt goddamn
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wew lad
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Reminder that snek and filthy ayys should be offered in sacrifice to Commander and His most Holy Prophet.
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>>135868394

Swords are useful too.

And jetpacks...
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>>135868537
>>taking a mod request seriously

Calm your beard
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I am gonna play XCOM 2 for the first time,it's my first XCOM game,what difficulty should I play it on?
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>>135869438

Legendary Ironman.

It sounds intimidating but you'll be fine.
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>>135869551
But I won't even be able to play the tutorial.
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>>135869438
Veteran
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>>135869643
All the more reason to skip it.
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>>135868289
>>So making the skull helmet with a 3d skull under the visor is stepping up my game.

That's the spirit.

>>135868581

I can't not help it but see Xenonauts in that pic.
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>>135869438
Veteran if you value fun.
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>not having the most awesome paint job ever on the Skyranger
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>>135869227
reminder that sneks are for dating
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>>135869883
By that you mean that an easier or higher difficulty wouldn't be that fun?
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>>135869438
Veteran, I would still play Ironman though
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>>135867861

Isn't that armor just a ODST variant?
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>>135869993

You spelled "eating" wrong.
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>>135870114
no?
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>>135870096
Veteran Ironman,alright then.
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>>135870154
come on Anon, you can't fool me. That snake is far too small to be a snek.
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>>135869993
kill yourself
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>>135870038
Easier difficulties will spare you the challenge, harder difficulties will not spare you from bullshit.

Trust me, go Veteran for your first time.
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Why shit like this keeps happening to me in every ironman run?
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>>135870154
>>135869993
I wonder how a snek would react upon finding out about the involvement of earth snakes in terrestrian culinary.
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>>135870372
>>135870038
Pretty much. Harder difficulties will severely punish mistakes, and if you don't know all the game mechanics inside out you will make a lot of mistakes
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>>135866226
After 37 days BRRRT was finally removed from the OP
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>>135870546
You can still carry him to the evac
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>>135870362
>X-scum telling somebody to kill themselves
wew

>>135870607
pretty poorly, I'd imagine
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>>135870607

Considering that they probably eat humanoids I don't think they'd have a leg to stand on
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>>135870994

>X-scum

Day of the Rope is coming for all traitors and ayyys
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>>135871263
lol
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>>135871352
>hanging them
>not delivering an electrical impulse from close range
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Mod that lets you use the full selection of arms and legs with the DLC torsos when?

You can use DLC arms and legs with every torso so why not the other way around?

Nude mods when? Think modders could use the same physics that makes hairstyles like ponytails work to make floppy dicks for naked dudes?
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>there are people who unironically support the ayyys because they get turned on by a giant snake with tits
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>>135871263
>they probably eat humanoids
Why would they? Juicy ADVENT burgers completely eliminate any need for such barbaric acts.

>yfw Firaxis added the ADVENT burger meme precisely to invalidate any speculations of ayys eating humans/each other, effectively preventing vorefags from fucking their playerbase up
Either I'm overthinking it or them's some smart niggas.
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>>135871630

>"Giant" sneks
>mfw
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>>135871626
>Nude mods when?
Hopefully never.

If you're dying to see naked people in a game like XCOM instead of just searching for porn on the internet, you need to rethink your life.
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>>135870762

Don't worry.

We can always put it back.
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>>135866226
Is the game playable yet(60+ FPS at all times)
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>>135871352
I hope you like sneks, there's going to be a couple of them knocking on your door pretty soon

:^)

>>135871630
>there are people who unironically do not support ADVENT

>>135871994
kek
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>>135872247
Depends on your hardware and graphics standards
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>>135872214
No exceptions? Not even for our punished hero PC Hissy?
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What does Anarchy's Children add for the other tiers of armor? I've only seen kevlar so far.
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>>135871630
>be slightly overweight citizen of ADVENT
>no job, though thats become pretty common nowadays
>hang around on the psionet chatting on Elderchan, the official image board for ADVENT citizens
>go to burger joint
>cute viper captain that works near my house
>she blocked me on FacelessBook when I talked about how I want to have snake babies with her and proposed
>got my account banned too
>its ok, that was just a throw-away account anyway
>walk up to talk to her
>open my mouth to speak
>"Hey ssssexy"
>She starts hissing "GUARDSSSS"
>"Wait no, I wanted to say I lo-"
>Lancer whacks the breath out of me
>trooper grabs me and tosses me out
>Viper slithers out to tell me something
>"Get help, really"
>goes back inside
>starts raining
>have to walk home and dry out my datapad
Fuck vipers, this is why we need XCom
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>>135872625

Leather pants with the ass cut out and power armor cock rings.
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>>135872214
Only Sith deal in absolutes.
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>>135872625
matte-coloring for the tier 3 armor
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>>135872813

Sith aren't real
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>2016
>not fucking QT MUTONS
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>>135872957
Fuck off Vahlen, you goddamn crazy bitch. You don't even know what an antenna is.
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>>135872523
I was getting sub 30 fps at times on a R9 290x
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>>135872002
Nah, I just think it would be funny.

I already got what I wanted, sports bras.
I fucking love girls in sports bras.

Watching soldiers run around with stupidly large jiggle physics tits, and floppy dicks would just be for stupid fun like when you install all those shitty skyrim mods at one time.
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>>135872952
>republic-fags will deny that a Sith Lord sits at the center of the Senate Rotunda
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>>135873238
On what settings.
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>>135873135
looks like this rookie fits the qualifications for my latest breedin- durability experiment. With your permission commander we will begin immediately. With our current staff it should only take two weeks.
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>>135867457
It looks kind of like coral in the picture, doesn't it? Maybe related to the underwater ayys somehow?
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What are the odds of a body mod appearing? I don't mean lewd stuff though that'd certainly be fine if included for sneks just basic types like buff, slim, somewhere in between, a fat dude, chicks with more or less masculine types, different chest sizes, different ages, etc.

I get the whole military thing, but surely not every soldier is physically identical. Would it be as easy as replacing the models with new ones, or is there some complexity in animation rigging that would make it a nightmare? I just want more soldier diversity. More hairstyles would be great too.
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>>135873587
Max, but it doesn't matter since even at max the game looks like shit and should run way better.
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>>135874235
>game looks like shit
objectively false
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>>135873731
I'LL VOLUNTEER DOCTOR
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>>135874302
Compared to Witcher 3 which I can run maxed just fine and it stays above 30 fps always.
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>>135873287
>I fucking love girls in sports bras.
Me too, but still.

>Watching soldiers run around with stupidly large jiggle physics tits, and floppy dicks would just be for stupid fun
Sounds like something an underage child would find "funny", desu senpai. You're not an underage child, right?
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>>135874203
body mods would be great, I want Danny DeVito on my squad
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>>135874758
>Class
>Trashman
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>>135874235

>even at max the game looks like shit
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>>135874203
Unlikely, given that the game was made with only two body-types without sliders.
This means that you'd need to remake every armor for every body type you want added
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>VIP retrieval
>Kill 2 pods
>1 captain bails and BREAK LOS
>Get to VIP cell
>SURPRISE ! The captain fucking open the door, got in, locked the door behind him
Jake pls
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>>135874494
exsssscelent
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>Defense building is 2 days from completing
>WARNING UFO COMING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
fug
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>>135874746
>Look how mature I am, guys! Aren't I cool for being so mature?
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

- C.S. Lewis
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>>135874235
>even at max the game looks like shit
The game looks better than average with textures at max + medium shadow quality alone.

Have you been visitin /v/ so much that you became too cynical to see anything in a positive light? Or have you been playing Playstation interactive movies like Heavy Rain and Beyond Two Shits lately?
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>>135875159
>Panties

How
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>>135874957

Shit, I thought Robinson there was my "Sparks" Jiang for a second.
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>>135875342
With the commanders permission Vahlen is capable of just about anything.
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>>135874717

the word you were looking for was unoptimized, not looks like shit
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>>135874824
>Danny "Trashman" DeVito
>spreads garbage all over the battlefield
>can eat garbage to give himself RNG buffs
>can pick up and throw trashcans to deal massive damage
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>>135875159
Is that a Cydonia Needs You poster in the background?
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>>135875250
Anon, imagine two people playing a game of chess.

Now imagine them switching the pieces with new ones that have dicks, tits and asses protruding out of them. Then both players start pointing out that they have dicks, tits and asses everytime they move a piece, giggling and whatnot. What do you even get from all this?

Yeah, sexual things are sexual. Point is, we get it. Can't we just focus on the game?
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>>135875253
Nope, just finished playing some decent looking games that actually ran alright.
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>>135875342
>posts a picture of Miia
>Miia wears panties
>Manga and anime both address how it works
>being this retarded
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>>135876285
>decent games
Ohoho, boy. Here we go.

Care to list 'em?
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>>135875557
sorry, I meant compared to witcher 3 it looks like saints row 4
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>>135876161
Could be but even the unedited version I have doesn't show the full thing either just a penis
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>>135876389
MSGV
Witcher 3
Dark Souls 1 and 2

Pretty sure those are the only games /v/ says I can like
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>>135876193
>What do you even get from all this?
Entertainment. Nobody's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to use any nude mods that may or may not be released. Live and let live.
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>>135876497
>Listening to /v/
dude
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>>135876497
>Liking a Kojima game

I'm kidding. If you listen to /v/ there aren't any games you can like.
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>Incendiary Grenades
>Acid Grenades
>Gas Grenades
>EXO Suit Rocket
M-M-MORE! MORE!

Why are Grenadiers so fucking GOOD
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>>135876389
I said decent LOOKING games, as in the graphics are good. Also these games still run great.
We have Fallout 4 which doesn't look that great but still looks better and runs better than Xcom 2.
Also Witcher 3 looks way better and runs better than both of these.
And I haven't played it but based on benchmarks Rise of the Tomb Raider runs better as well and undoubtedly looks better.
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>>135876497
>Pretty sure those are the only games /v/ says I can like
y-you don't actually let other people dictate what you enjoy in life do you anon?
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Am I the only one expecting a blood and gore mod?

Not trying to be edgy, but if someone gets hit by ferromagnetic slugs or a plasma bolt in the face, I expect blood spilling everywhere, or even a desintegration.

Picture something like EVE for Fallout 3/New Vegas: https://youtu.be/iuIQD75yPxI?t=15
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>>135876497
>MSGV
Unfinished game.
>Witcher 3
Passable.
>Dark Souls 1
Slideshow with shitty textures and animations rendered on locked 30FPS on all consoles, even PC, sure it runs """nicely"""

Also

>Only calling certain games good because someone on /v/ said so
>Only playing games /v/ says are good
Please.
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>>135876945
>drop plasma grenade
>end up with bits and pieces of charred ADVENT left over
I want. I WANT.
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>>135876879
>playing Fallout 4
So did you get it yesterday or something?
That game is devoid of any content after 2 weeks, max
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>>135876580
Not him, but porn is a pretty shallow means of entertainment.
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>>135876497

MGSV was casualized gimmicky open world garbage

Witcher 3 was waifufaggotry and generally total shit, shat all over the lore, basically the Crisis of fantasy fags

Dark souls 1 was lele meme so hard garbage, almost as shitty artificially difficult as Xcom 2.

Dark Souls 2 was a soulless cashgrab.

Xcom 1 was a terrible casualized remake of a classic game for shekels created by the shittiest dev outside of EA, Firaxis. Jew DLC packs abound.
The sequel was the same lolsohardcore but casual basis, total shit.

Fuck off back to r/xcom, you piece of shit, I bet you never played UFO defence, coming in here with your underage stupid fucking opinions, muh graphics, fuck you.
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>>135877157
I'm just pointing out the facts anon, that Shitout 4 still runs better and looks better and that there's no reason for Xcom 2 to run so bad.
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A few questions lads since the wiki does a piss porr job of explaining:

1. Is it ok to let the AVATAR bar fill up and then countering the timer it with the first Blacksite? I lowered it every chance i could on my first playthrough but now I hear its better to let it tick down?

2. Do you guys rush the first Blacksite? Im facing shieldbearers and Im wondering if its ok to just ignore it till I the AVATAR countdown starts while I research and build up my power.
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>>135877291
Whoah whoah anon, slow down on the satire. It still hurts to read.
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>>135877407
>Do you guys rush the first Blacksite?
I always do, it's not really that hard unless you're scared of your soldiers getting hurt.
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>>135877291
Well you know what?
I can send you into a fetal position in the corner of your room with just a few simple words.
There will never be another Conker game.
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>>135877286
And? Are we being graded on how "deep" we are or something?
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>>135876740
Because they remove cover in a cover-based game, in an AOE, dealing GUARANTEED damage and potentially dealing even more damage when an enemy begins their turn.
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Bradford in xcom EU is cute as fuck
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>>135877407
You have a full month after the Avatar bar fills up to lower it, either through story stuff or shutting down blacksites. No penalty for doing so, and unless you're playing on higher difficulties you should be fine just using ballistics and kevlar, though obviously mag and plated are optimal.
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>>135877286

On the other hand, I'm sure you're very sophisticated.
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>>135877670
Yes
If you dont like losing L/I games all the time you have a shallow perception of fun and are better off castrating yourself
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>>135877548
Doesnt it also get increasingly dificult the more time pases?
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>>135877662
Conker was shit like every other Rare game
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>>135877905
Then how about one word
Spore
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>>135876740
>Made lots of ini tweaks progressively while on break from the game
>More pods, more enemies per pod
>Give extra uses to most gear to balance it out
>MFW I finally playtest it and realize I can potentially have grenadiers with 7+ uses of explosives per mission
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>>135877905
>shit like every other Rare game
>Blast Corps
>Shit

Them's some hot opinions you got there, bud.
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>>135877849
What if I want to lose game after game after game on L/I because I refuse to use anything but a squad of berserk Scottish rangers wearing nothing but war paint?
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>>135877769
Too bad he has no personality and serves no function beyond just a glorified secretary.
Which is STILL his function in XCOM 2, but at least there he's cool [if underused].
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>>135877662
>There will never be another Conker game
Well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y
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>>135878503
Yeah like I said, there will never be another one
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>>135867068
>tfw no EXALT clothing in XCOM 2 aside from that one bandana

Why can't I dress my guys up in dress pants and dress shirts. Like, the complete opposite of Anarchy's Children

Anyone working on a mod for it?
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>tfw your soldiers rank up enough to finally stop missing every fucking shot every single turn
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>selling out to ADVENT for a pair of bolt on tits on a monster
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>>135879247
I think there's a mod that allows civilian clothes(I assume there's suits among them), but Anarchy's Children fucked it up.
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>>135878021
Is this the part of the thread where there are randomly attempts at triggering Anon's worst industry memories?
Sword of the Stars II
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>>135878391
He can be my glorified cock sleeve as long as he keeps that sweater on.
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>>135879358
Anon, are you feeling alright?
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>>135879430
Alpha Centauri 2
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>>135879358
I will support xcom as long as we are allowed to colonize both the sneks introduced to earth as well as their home planet. also the muton queens
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>>135867457
>Tiberium Lifeform Detected
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>>135879430
>>135878021
>>135879542
Starbound
Cubeworld
Space Citizen
Sim City
EA Battlefront
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>>135867193
>>135867457

Why the hell not, XCOM is basically two degrees and a color scheme removed from being NOD anyway
Speaking of which, NOD Armors when.
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>>135879743
>Sim City
who cares about that when Paradicks actually managed to publish a good game for once
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>Be playing late-game EW campaign
>Just took out first overseer UFO, feeling pretty confident
>suddenly, UFO lands in South America
>"oh, it doesn't have any ethereals or elite mutons, I can probably send some lower level troops to go level up!"
>send half corporals, half max rank veterans
>First turn a Sectopod and Mechtoid show up
>Sectopod almost kills my best sniper (he survived thanks to gene mods)
>finish them off
>"okay, maybe it won't be so bad now that that is over"
>Next turn, another sectopod-mechtoid combo shows up
>lose my corporal assault, nbd
>finish off mechtoid, but my max rank MEC trooper is on his last legs
>the previously mentioned sniper is now at 1 health
>Sectopod shoots the MEC
>Somehow, the MEC goes into critical condition instead of just dying (I didn't even know MECs could do that)
>think "Oh sweet, I can just send my medic to go revive him and then finish off the sectopod"
>send max rank heavy near sectopod to kill it
>uncovers a THIRD FUCKING SECTOPOD
>everyone fires at the already-wounded sectopod
>everyone misses
>sectopods gangbang my heavy out of existence from full health in one turn
And that was where I turned the game off
Fortunately I saved before the mission, but suck, I didn't even know 3 sectopods on one mission was possible except for the last one.
Fuck sectopods.
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>>135879358
>supporting our benevolent overseers is now considered "selling out"
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>that creepy sound you hear on blacksite missions that sound like a banshee or some shit
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>>135880143
Command & Conquer 4

It was so bad everybody actively pretends it doesn't exist.
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>>135880315
It's the souls of those killed at the facility who now haunt it and wail for revenge.
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>>135880223
>benevolent
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>>135879247
A mod that recreated Eggsalts dress wear with rolled up sleeves and body armor vests, with the base Eggsalt as deco's for kevlar, and the elite Eggsalt as a deco for predator or something, would be eggscellent.
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>>135876497
those games would run like shit if they had the same camera as xcom. different games require different graphics on average, its why you dont see rts games with the same graphics as a first/third person game.
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is there any way to change the skulljack's attacking tile?
the game thinks setting myself on fire is the best way to go
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>>135880526
>implying implications
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>>135880702
have you tried moving around the fire first
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>>135876497
You can like HoMM3 too
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>>135880852
no, the fire is on the exact tile it recommends attacking from
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>>135880702
>the ayy cannot counterattack you in melee if you are on fire
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>>135880345
The real tragedy is, I wouldn't even call it a bad game in it's own right. It was playable. Alright, even.
It just wasn't Command & Conquer. It made way too many changes nobody asked for.
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>>135880948
Have you tried using the same waypoint attack command you can do with swords?
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>>135880948
Then don't do it, move your dudes closer first. Work around the obstacle instead of toppling it by modifying game files.
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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES
WE SLAYY LMAO SPAWN
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>>135879743
Tiberian Twilight
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>>135881142
>That bodysuit
God dammit XCOM, cease this. Don't do this to me
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Advent Sniper mod, what magnificent design.
Squadsight, snapshot, as much dodge and armor as a mid tier stunlancer, comes in pods of 3 or 4 with IESS, and basically guaranteed to kill a soldier every turn.
Between the funlancer pods and snipers I lost 7 soldiers in two missions.
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>>135880637
Someone please make this
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>>135881406
>IESS
What's that
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>>135881116
doesnt work
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>>135881557
welp
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>>135881536
ADVENT no lube edition
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is there a cheat to tone down the effect of suppression?
the racket it makes hurts my ears because it's always several decibels higher than any other sound in the game and the screen shaking is really exaggerated
used suppression once and opened a hacking terminal and the terminal was spazzing all around and i kept missing clicking on the buttons because suppression was shaking the whole screen, even though the unit using it was across the map, why is this even necessary
as a result i only use suppression as my last action in a turn now so i can avoid sitting through it but this is really silly
"this hurts my ears and eyes" should not be a factor in deciding a move
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>>135881536
Increased Enemy Squad Size
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>>135881789
W-what. Shaking the whole screen? Several decibels... Can't say I relate anon.
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>Get rapid fire on a sharpshooter through AWC
>Can fire the sniper rifle twice even after moving
>There is no cooldown
>2 sniper shots per turn + a move

welp, gona pair this with AP rounds and break the game
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>>135881076
>This sequel constraint is the reason why Firaxis will have to keep shitting out the same game over and over
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>>135882008
The halo weapons pack really does have the best sounds.
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>>135882008
>AP
you mean bluescreen
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Will xcom removal all ayyyes or will they allow traitors to join up?
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>>135881789
>used suppression once and opened a hacking terminal and the terminal was spazzing all around and i kept missing clicking on the buttons because suppression was shaking the whole screen
Oh god I wish you were streaming, this would've made my fucking day.
>>
Has anyone made a Support from LW mod yet? Playing with larger squad sizes, and its pretty painful to be losing someone that can shoot in order to throw smoke.
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>>135882378
Cute.
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>>135882378
likely the latter
XCom doesnt seem to the be organization to wage a genocidal war, since thats exactly what they were fighting against
Also the logistics invovled with that would destroy the resistance and make it even harder to win militarily
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>>135882378
Remove all
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>>135882626
ayyye is not cute! you are cute! dumb human
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>>135882712
this is a blue board
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>>135882378
PC Hissy proved, with actions, that ayys can change their ways and help humanity in the defense of our precious homeworld.

Anybody got the screencaps?
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>still no lewd mods
>only lewd dlc

T-thanks, Jake
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>>135881142
What armor is that?
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>launch xcom
>get weird framedrop that i didn't got before
Welp, time to verify cache. AGAIN
Fucking hell what's wrong with this game
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>>135883140
Halo helmet, and I think it's the FROG suit with ADVENT legs over it.
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>>135883198
Why isnt ryuko wearing senketsu?
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>>135883263
>>135883140
Its actually halo vale armor not frog suit. The skinsuit is separate from the actual armor part.
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=643759557
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>>135883295
That's what i thought she was, but she has HORNS dude
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>>135883295
He's dead bruh also you dont wear a dress while doing house work COMEON ANON NOBODY IS GOING TO WIFE YOU UP AT THIS RATE
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>>135883513
thanks famalam
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>>135883556
Then who is this Horned Scorned
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>>135883686
no fuckin clue mang
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>>135883564
>you will never do housework for your viper mate
>she will never act bossy around you in public but melt under your words in bed
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They said I could be anything, so I became a Chryssalid.
>>
FUCKING KEK
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>>135884046
>mfw the only difference between this and a normal relationship is you being home and her being a snek
We should just make all women work and men can stay home and liftweights
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>>135884046
feels bad tbqh

>>135884323
what is this, a comic for ants?
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>>135883564
>you dont wear a dress while doing house work
But you do
Also Senketsu is a sailor uniform/atmospheric dust/partiallyabsorbedintoRyuko'sconciousnessduetoherlifefibersabsorbingsomeofhiminsomesortofeldritchhorrorway, none of which are dresses
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>>135884323
>saving the thumbnail
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>>135884323
What am i supposed to be looking at a fucking image for ants? QUIT POSTING THE THUMBNAIL YOU FREAKIN JACKASS
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So far, the only part in Stenchfury's pack that seems to be worthwhile is the new bottom face prop
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>>135884323
>>135884542
Jesus Christ you people
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>>135884323
>facebook
>tiny image
>CRUISE CONTROL
(You)
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>>135884528
What is this the 1950s? If i come home and find you in a dress scrubbing the floors one more time I swear to god im sending your ass to the moon
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>>135884881
>>135884883
the human psionic network strikes again
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post qties
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>>135884881

LOL

Actually kind of funny, though
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>>135885061
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>>135885061
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>>135885061
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>>135885482
>those thighs
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>>135885587
>angel
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>>135885482
>>135885886
THICKER
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>>135885061
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>>135885061

She looks upset about the poor resolution of her chestplate.
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This guy is a legend, has been a winner in every save
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ayy rate my paint skills
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>>135887021
Snek/10
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>>135887021
Well I'll give your pic a solid 7/10, but there isn't much here to demonstrate your proficiency with paint.

post picture edits
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>>135883686
Shes a Touhou mang.
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Another original from my "Real People" series. This one uses the 80's ballcap mod.
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>>135885587

super qt
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>>135885061

Is this allowed?
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>>135883130

>>135888019

Wait looks like my idea was not very original
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>>135888019
>hohol flag
>german voice
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>>135885061
From my current legend run
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>>135888431

Russian English voicepack nao
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>>135888019
She probably gives some 10/10 blowjobs.
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>>135885061
>oh shit I think he sees me
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>>135888547
neato, here's mine
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>>135888746
Don't mind me anon, i'm just gonna edit this picture
Give me 10 minutes
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>Ethereals only have one rewind left
>realize they've failed each time they've tried to make the humans adapt to their rules
>decide they must play by the human's rules if they wish to remain victorious
>watch the entirity of human audiovisual culture
>learn the human psyche from abductees
>study the history of humanity
>monitor the internet for details

>the year is 2035
>the Ethereals have been researching, planning, and training their men for 20 years
>XCom has been fed toen forces in such a way to not repeat the first game
>decloak themselves above the UN
>Elders call out The Commander and his army
>and welcome him to the Jam
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>>135888942
>>XCom has been fed toen forces
Are you speaking Adventese
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>>135889113
That was supposed to be "token"
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>>135885061
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>>135889257
nice
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>>135885061
r8
>>
Hacks stopping on the fucking line and failing will never stop being annoying as hell.
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>>135889257

Terrifying. Good job.
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>>135849791
>somebody else on xcg watches Christopher Odd
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>>135889810
>That feeling of having good hack chances and then seeing the roll bar sluggishly move foward
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>>135889257
>all that snek leather
>>
>>135888942
Jordayyn's Law
Any media with aliens can be vastly improved by making the two sides play basketball
>ME3
>XCom
>Battleship
>Pokemon
>Mars Attacks
>War of the Worlds
>Prometheus
>AVP
>>
>>135890340
Krogan vs muton basketball when?
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>>135890580
>basketball
>not futbol

JOHN MADDEN
FUTBOL
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
>>
>>135890580
>implying Krogans would even stand a chance
>>
>>135890190
it's obviously faux leather, I can tell by the pixels
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>>135890832
that has scales and the color is pretty uniform so I dont think they skined any fauxes for it
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>>135888942
kek
>>
>>135890806
>Giant fucking battletoads with skin thicker than my dick
>Losing to sweaty vagina mouth babby fresh out of the VAT from the latest failed experiment
>>
>>135889257
>That seem line on the right leg
This isn't Skyrim Jake. Get your shit together.
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>>135891334
>implying krogans can jump or dribble
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>>135888746
here
Rate my shitty edit /xcg/
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>>135890992
excellent, the faux is a rare and valuable species that should be protected at all costs
>>
>>135891334
>>135891535
>>135890806
>Two species of hunched over bulky-ass alien chads
>Being good at basketball
>Ever
If anything, they'd play futbol. Try standing upright first before trying a sport that requires jumping, stupid ayys.
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>>135891939
Rugby?
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>>135890043

I watch Odd too, somebody said he needed to gitgud when I mentioned that. *shrug* I dunno he's better than me that's for sure
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>>135892198
gitguf
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Crossbow mod when?
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>>135890758

See my post here that references a fictitious Advent Football League.

>>135887564

Considering the mixed reviews for Blood Bowl, this idea could have legs if Firaxis wanted to go there.
>>
>>135892198
He's not the best at the game, but he's entertaining and consistently good at keeping his troops alive.
The lack of savescumming is another point in his favor.
>>
>>135876308
>Implying basement dwellers read or watch their Japanese children's cartoons, and don't just fap to them
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>>135892465
When you make it
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>>135870038
there's a very large spike in difficulty from veteran to commander, if you don't know what you're doing it'll just be frustrating rather than fun
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>>135885061
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>>135892890
well, HE obviously read/watched his chinese cartoons
>>
>>135891334
>Krogan
>picking up, throwing or catching a ball
Mutons just have to rush the goal after toads fall over themselves
>>
just beat commander, anything I need to know before stepping it up to memegendary?
>>
>>135893408
He's obviously a hard working proletariat, and not a basement dweller though.
>>
>>135893213
What mod is that cap from?
>>
>plasma research clearly states that ayy weapons dont have safety features to prevent them from fracturing and blowing up in their hands
>only XCom agents get such safety measures
>grenades and psi powers cant fuck up their plasma weapons and set them off like fuse
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>>135891334
>krogan
its like if a trex fucked a human and the child had a tiny unfit human body but kept its trex head.
>muton
When Vahlen isn't experimenting with human alien breeding programs they are huge, strong, massive torsos with limbs to back it up, and the strongest abandon guns for fist fighting and drug cocktails.
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>>135893627
>He's obviously a hard working proletariat
How can you tell?
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>>135894104
basement dwellers cant learn things
therefore that anon must be working class, because he learns things but still watches anime
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>>135893808
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=632252203&searchtext=BDU
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>>135893906
Best couple
>>135894367
You know you aren't wrong when I was neet I couldn't even remember half the media I watched but now im learning shit all the time.
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>>135893125

Yup Commander early game, it's almost impossible to prevent death. Early on, you just don't have the tools to do much more than take cover and pray.
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>>135894367
kek, you have excellent deduction abilities, Anon.
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>tfw slowly losing interest in XCOM because it's overall a bit too slow for me to enjoy
>Always too tired to invest the time needed to have fun with it every day
Fug
What do
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>>135895005
I'm not the original anon, I'm just good at spewing bullshit that everyone I know confuses for intelligence
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>>135895293
doesn't matter, I still found it pretty funny
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>>135895293
As expected of the commander
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>>135894367
>>basement dwellers cant learn things
As long as they have a means of communication to receive information from, such as the internet, anybody can learn things no matter where they live, or how they live.
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>>135894495
Thanks.

With all these cosmetic mods, it's rapidly becoming obvious how much the game would benefit from some kind of sorting in it's menus.
I wonder if it would be techincally possible to add "tags" to individual items, and then sort by them in the customization menu.
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>>135895531
kek
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>>135895293
Original "Bowl of Stupid" anon here
You are correct sir, I do work hard and enjoy my anime. Protecting the red, white, and blue and even some non-Americans too.
>Fly, fight, win! Air Power!
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>>135895151

Keep playing but supplement it with another game.

Goes well with an MMO, I have been playing ESO Alliance War and when there are lulls in fighting I play a few Xcom turns.
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>>135895531
>send a rookie to activate the radio on Site Recon
>"Of course I know what I'm doing! You just have to activate the radio and get out of there, the fireteam will protect you from way over there."
>"Oh, now I understand Commander!"
>Rookie Simmons was killed!
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>>135873731
>incase
How big is her cock in the nsfw picture?
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>>135895904
>MMO
Not really my thing, but I've been playing other things along with it, yes. I've concluded that I need both a fast game that grants gratification quickly, and a slower game that requires more thought before reward, like XCOM.

Problem is, I'm always too tired for XCOM
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>>135896113
why didn't you evac him?
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>>135896118
Its actually very vanilla.
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>>135896113
>mfw site recon with archangel and adv flight
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>>135896118
IIRC she doesn't have one, although I could be wrong
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ah, the late game story mission cleanup
no more timers, no worries
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>>135896118
incase went full circle and is drawing real vanilla stuff now. She actually has a vagina no penis
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http://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/3767410-modding-details-ask-away/?p=34458220

Can someone PLEASE explain what the shit LWS is saying here? It should not be impossible for me to update my upk without breaking my entire mod and rebuilding it from scratch, but apparently it is unless I can translate what he's saying.
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anyone have the beserker's panic animation as a WEBM?
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So I heard there's actually a topless female torso asset included in the DLC, but not actually integrated into the options you can pick.

I assume it's not true, or someone would've added topless troops by now.
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>>135885061
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>>135896348
>>135896375
>>135896558
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IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SON
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fucking ayyys killing my aspiring spec and gravely wounding the best guy

>double pod activation because civs hug up in a corner of the map
>4 civs left
>5 visible
>okay ill just go close and if it activates then kill it
>it doesnt
>ayy turn
>ACTIVATES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135897729
That's quite a good cinematic picture right here anon
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>>135885061
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>>135897524
Even if there was, Firaxis did a good move in not adding it. It would cause more trouble than it's worth with the overly politically correct world plagued with SJWs we live in today.

>>135897789
>Not being a degenerate = no fun allowed
>>
>send specialist carrying VIP to take cover in a building
>her Gremlin flies ahead and opens the door for her

If that ain't the cutest fucking thing I ever saw.
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I activate multiple pods at once to create a bigger challenge for myself
and I dont use meme beacons
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>>135898069
Why not just make the pods you activate bigger?
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>>135897845

Yeah, I'm quite pleased with how it came out.
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>>135898069
Thank you for your input, feline man of engravings and sidearms.
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>>135885061
I know absolutely nothing about French people.
>not pictured: ponytail
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>>135897953
>muh SJWs are preventing nude mods
>dickgirls are degeneracy
Does it hurt to keep two separate systems of morality compartmentalized, anon?
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post rappel screenshots
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>>135898247
it isnt a viable strategy in the early game where half your shots miss
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>>135897789
Its what happens the more you ride the fetish train lad. You do more and more shit YOU considered fucked up and before long things like impregnation and making someone really happy sounds hot as fuck
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>>135898380
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>>135898457

MEDIOCRE
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>starts xcom
>framerate horrible
I could play until today, but now the frames are getting everywhere but in my game
Anyone got an explanation/similar case ?
inb4 verify game cache, already did it
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How do I make my XCOM game absolutly crazy?
I've slapped in as many new enemies as I could, a handful.of custom classes, a increased enemy squad size cap, and some other silly gizmos
Is it possible to deploy ALL my soldier at once? I want to make this the biggest cluster fuck I can
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>>135898479
HOLY FUCK

THAT'S WHY HAND HOLDING IS SO LEWD

Anon, thank you. I understand now, the cycle must always continue
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Jesus, what happened to this poor viper?
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>>135898371
No. In fact, it's quite liberating to have ethical flexibility and not treat everything with feeble dichotomies. You should try it sometime, old man.

WARNING
WARNING
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Ive started make a super-mec mod for a new late game challenge enemy

what are some cool ideas for abilities beyond better stats?
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>>135898457
>implying anything below 80 isnt automiss
>implying 90+ will not miss multiple times
>>135898638
pure skill anon, pure skill
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>>135898479
>>135899070
>the road from /h/ to /d/ is actually a roundabout
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>>135899130
I had a 99% shot miss earlier
im getting tired of Jake's sick memes
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>>135899086
XCOM happened
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>>135898571
looks like a fat guy in the thumbnail
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Do you think we will ever see a total conversion mod into a new setting?
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>>135899119
Do Heavy MECs get Covering Fire? I cannot quite recall.
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>>135899223
How do we break free?
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>>135899241
>2 tiles away
>flanking
>94%
>MISS

>>135899119
their shots should apply holotargeting and have a flamethrower
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>>135899119
That's one sexy looking target, just look at that height clearance, makes me wanna hit its center of mass with a HEAT shell and watch it topple over like a brick
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>>135898380
Here ya go pal
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>>135899510
we probably will see some eventually, but it's a long way off at this point.

>>135899546
the ride never ends
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>>135899241

what job does jake actually have

at this point I completely forget due to meme overdose
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>>135899119
Super mec? How about wall cling?
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>>135899510
A Command & Conquer total conversion mod sounds very plausible to me, all that's missing apart from adapting the units is Tiberium infestation as a mechanic.
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>>135899695

dont bully mechs

very rude
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>>135899546
you cannot be free you must forge another link within the endless chain.
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>play XCom
>shoot alien
>it dies
Why does this game have to be so violent
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>>135899086

DRR DRR DRR
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>>135899832
He writes the mission names and some of the black market item descriptions. The rest of the time he acts acts like an adorable autistic child telling people who actually do work what to put in the game.
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>>135900090
>play XCom
>Skulljack alien
>it jacks their skull

this game should be banned
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>>135900090

>>>/utg/ is that way :)
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>>135900090
>aliens actually die when they get shot
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT CASUAL GARBAGE
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>>135899119
>The ability to crash through walls and cover
>Carries explosive ammunition
>Has a shoulder mounted shield which only comes into play to protect it when it's suppressing someone, or when it hunkers down
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>>135900078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nc8a9gnDso

makes me sad that this isn't an actual movie
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>>135900090

what if you could talk to the aliens
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>>135899832

Creative Director. Basically, the decisions guy.
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>>135900090
>play xcom
>propose to snek
>we have traditional marriage and live out the American dream
Why does this game have to be so patriotic
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>>135900090
Frisk, please leave. This is no place for you.

>>135900348
How would a snek really feel if you proposed to her?
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>>135899920

You know, I'm the sort of fellow who adores the Anarchy's Children DLC and whacky variety in general, but for some reason I can never bring myself to use bright primary colors like that.
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>>135900451
sneks dont actually have emotions, so marriage would be out of personal gain
psychopathic sneks
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>>135900451
It would feel American
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>>135900090

Aliens never really die because their genetics live on as part of the holy mission to create the perfect living being

And then they will upload that being's consciousness into a computer and program it to have the best life ever with no sense of time so that it never really ever dies
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>>135900540
>sneks dont actually have emotions
how would you know?

>>135900618
you're a patriotic guy
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>>135900526

I thought it actually kind of fit this character. Otherwise I'm with you on that.
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>>135900704
Kerbal Snek Posting General taught me about sneks
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>>135900280
>you will never have a friendly conversation with snek at the local ADVENT Burger
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Heh
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>>135900883
The holes in the python mouth give me the chills, not the good one
I know it's a totally legit organ, but i can't bear it.
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>>135901134
>You will never smack bootylancer's ass as she walks by your table
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>>135901134
>You'll never shitpost on ADVENTchan with a Sectoid

>>135901309
>You'll never laugh at Anon as he gets bonked on the head by Ampelle's stun lance for slapping her ass
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>Spend 45 mins customising characters before big mission

>Game crashes inside the skyranger

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>135901417
Fucking worth, man.

That ass could sate a platoon. And probably has, way she is.
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>>135901610
have mods? theres a few that might mess it up, like advent spliced.
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>>135901291
rood
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>>135901786
To be fair, I did equip several war suits then cover the ugly as hell metal arm/leg things with modded advent armour
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>>135900883
people snekpost on other generals?

>>135901417
>you will never munch on popcorn while watching Ampelle chase Anon around the local ADVENT burger trying to swat him with her stun lance

>>135901638
I dunno, getting prodded with a stun lance would be extremely painful
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>95 kills
>still not a colonel
What's the matter with Legendary and units taking forever to level up? I even bought the 25% exp bonus early during the campaign and it's still taking forever.
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>>135901930
How prone to biting are pythons? Do they allow nose booping?
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>>135901930
I know, i'ts cute and all
But what can i do ? i just can't stand it very well
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>>135902149
I've got a serious injury and can't feel anything below my waist, but it was worth.

Plus I'm pretty certain at some point when she was chasing she said something along the line of "If you're gonna do it at least go all out"

I'm gonna try again next week.
>>
500h of long war

about to play xcom 2 for first time

should i go vanilla or install something?
nexus only though, its a pirated copy
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>>135902183
Man, she's been really stealing all those kills
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>>135902149
/kspg/ was posting snekfor years
the janitor made a point to tryand get rid of the one anon that owned a ball python
Last time I checked he was still ban evading like a motherfucker
>pic related

>>135902241
Only if you smell like food or are threatening them
They're constrictor snakes
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>>135902183
>Sturm un Schuss

Why is german such a goofy language?
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>>135902885
>goofy
you mean badass
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>>135902658
>They're constrictor snakes
Sneks confirmed for python descendants who would be chill when given free will.

>Won't attack unless hungry, which is fixed by the existence of ADVENT burgers
>Won't attack unless threatened
>Only attack because of the Ethereals' mind control
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>>135902594
>95 Kills
>Not a Colonel

Wieso?
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How do you reckon these people are treated on the Avenger? Would a bullet be the greater mercy in the long run?
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>>135903038
I thought sneks already have free will?
it's honestly even worse if that's true since it would imply that they know about the mountain dew
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>>135903283
Depends on their crimes and how much they really know what's going on I suspect.
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>>135903283

They're pretty loyal for hired guns.
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>>135903283
get what we need from them then throwing em out with the trash above an advent city
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>>135903283
Some say he gets used as target practice
Still others say he gets used and abused by the more unhinged female XCOM operatives
All we know is...
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>>135866131
Good luck.
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>>135903510
At least they will talk (occasionally). But who are they?
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>>135903743
>4chan snekposters
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>>135903665
>skeletons wearing spacesuits
What's the point?
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>>135903442
>>135903283
If you look at them you can see they have military uniforms and awards. So they probably did war crimes or some shit and are advent military sympathizers. My guess is they get tortured very badly.
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>>135902534
Was it fit and beefy or plump and juicy?
How much baloten?
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>>135903906

They want to know who turned out the lights,
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>>135903426
It's said that they're sentient and intelligent, but never that they act independently. And besides, the Ethereals brought them to earth, why would they not want complete unquestioning control over all its forces?
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>>135904016
Fit and beefy with plump on top if it

The MOST baloten
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>>135903906
No no no, you're thinking it all wrong.

Those aren't suits. They're synthetic combat bodies. Skeltals wear them so they can make use of the enhanced synthetic musculature while supporting it with their bones, like an exoflesh of sorts, or a reverse exoskeleton.

Metal as fuck, ain't it?

>>135903882
Go to sleep, snek.
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>>135903906
They wanna know who stopped the ride
And if the canspook them
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>>135903882
On the contrary, I think that it doesn't matter who they are, what matters is their plan (to help further ADVENT hegemony).

Also:
>conducting a high-profile raid to go after some idiots from a Transnistrian borsht-cooking forum
That's a lotta work for a unpaid shill.

>>135904125
true
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>>135903920
Some of them do, but you also have to remember that most of these people grew up under ADVENT, and eventually we have to try and govern the planet once we kick the ayys out.

I posted this awhile ago, but I think it would be best to interrogate and/or torture dark vips for intel, drop them off at a prison till the wars over, then start putting them all through trials.

As much as executing every race traitor sounds badass, its pretty impractical considering they probably make up a good half or more of the worlds population. Starting a civil war post kicking out the ayys doesn't sound particularly appealing.
>>
>>135903283
>>135903442
This and how cooperative they are. For some I'm sure death would be the greater mercy, yes.

>>135904125
>why would they not want what i want as a human?
Perhaps they are aliens and have a different motivation?

>>135903906
Skeletons wearing spacesuits are a horror symbol; they represent that even with advanced technology and armor the being inside could not save themselves from death.
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>>135904061
OH FUCK OFF YOU CUNT DOCTOR
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>>135902552
you should get a job
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>>135904415
B-but 4chan rules the world ! right guys ?
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>>135904501
>Perhaps they are aliens and have a different motivation?
Well the Ethreals are on the clock to train a big enough army to stop a bigger alien force, I'd wager they ain't got time to go asking sneks to fight for them with "pretty please"s.
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>>135904598
Not till November.
>>135904302
Best of both worlds
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Ok, figured out what the fuck was going on with my mod that wasn't allowing my Osean flag to show up in the same package as my Belkan one. Turns out I accidentally put a space in a file name out of habit and the SDK did not appreciate that.

<<Mor balaten?>>
YES < > NO
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>>135904869
I do want to know more
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>>135903665
>tfw you will never go to space
it hurts, I wish I had been more motivated. Commander Kelly actually went to the same school as me, got to meet him once he's a really cool dude.
>>
>>135904598
shhh
don't let the normies catch on

>>135904708
assuming the sneks are getting something out of it, the Ethereals wouldn't need to plead them to participate
>>
>>135904984
>>135904525
>>135904061

Now I want to see a Doctor Who / XCOM crossover
>>
>>135904869
<< WOOF >>
>>
>>135904708
What if they have been working together for thousands of years under a mutually satisfactory agreement?

I got the impression most of the ayys had been in their current situation for a while from both games.

>>135904985
Never say never anon. Although the only way it might happen now is if you get rich and go as a tourist.
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Why is there so much gay porn of T. Hin Mann?
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>>135905205
>Daleks, cybermen, sontarans, space church, zygons, and fucking UNIT in between

why not
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>>135903906
I assumed the skull you see looking at the helm is a holographic projection of the trooper's skull. Not their actual skull. And if you're not into making your space paratroopers look as wicked as fuck then I don't know how to save your short-lived evil space empire.
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>defend the relay mission
>some dude in the outskirts of Kansas City let XCOM install the thing in his house
>ADVENT patrol comes by and promptly sets to work demolishing this terrorist object
>XCOM comes to stop them
>they literally blow a hole through both sides of the house and then light it on fire
>t...thanks XCOM

So I guess this is how those people in Gaza who let Hamas use their houses to shoot rockets feel when the Israeli Air Force bombs them. It was even worse because there were a bunch of civilians cowering around the house too.
>>
>>135905538
DeliciouslyDemented, aka RenardNoir and sadly it's not really porn

Afaik it's all the one person.
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>>135905538
Cuz they are the most humanoid creature, and none of the other aliens really stand out for porn.
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>>135905538
Because one artist used him for him/her yaoi delusions
>>
Anybody got a picture of disappointed ADVENT Morgan Freeman?
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>>135905373
Not likely considering I ended up falling back on a career in paramedicine where I'm highly respected but extremely poorly paid.

Oh well, better luck next time.
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>>135905736
>>135905747
>Cuz they are the most humanoid creature
Why didn't he just use human characters then? Why XCOM?
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>>135906123
why not?
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>>135905963
Flight medic

Do it pussy

Alternatively bridge to RN then get a hospital to pay for our BSN
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>>135906123
Cuz he likes XCOM?
As too why not humans, I mean that's pretty standard stuff, doesn't really stand out as "xcom." Its not like people make porn featuring just humans for xcom2.
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>>135906123
because its kinky
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>>135906240
cuz it be gaaaaaay
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>>135906123
Because the character is hot as hell and the artist probably doesn't feel human themselves.
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>>135906259
working in EMS has made me hate nurses even more than its made me racist, I don't think I could do it
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>>135906575
hi mr. speaker
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first time playing, I cant get any key binds to save, help?
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Why aren't there fat sectoids? Aren't Advent Burgers yums?
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>>135907008
ADVENT burgers improve other areas of your body.

The best areas.
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>>135907008
pectoids do everything they can to stay swole, they probably spend about half the day lifting
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>>135907171
After all, they're ade out of the best human parts
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>>135907008
ADVENT burgers don't have excess fat, just the right amount of nutrients and calories you need.

>>135907171
>improve other areas of your body
>Patsy likes the first
>Ampelle likes the middle one
>Sheila likes the third one
It makes even more sense now.
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>>135907297
do you realize how inefficient that would be?
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>>135907008
They fucked up their bulking and now they're just mad lanklets
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>>135907434
>Juicy
>Bun Perfection
>Thick Cut

We already decided weeks ago that its meme magic.

Oh yeah, the pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/YGzhiR0R
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>>135907517
Hey, they just need the ADN soup
The rest of the meat is there for the taking
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>>135907517
>Melt people
>Make Avatars
>turn leftovers into ADVENT troops
>turn the unusuable soup into burgers
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>>135907732
>>135907918
>believing X-scum's mountain dew meme
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>>135907202
That right there is an ayy who respects leg day.
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>>135906665
>hating nurses
Why, famalam?

T. Future nicu nurse
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Is one of the Advent cuties a futa girl?
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>>135909703
Some people like to imagine Ampelle is but they're strongly encouraged to keep it to themselves
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>>135909813
this
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>>135909274
its not all nurses, mainly just ER nurses. I understand that they work a job where they don't have enough time to get their own work done, let alone the fact that everyone is constantly coming up to them with other things they need to get done, but they are as a whole uncaring, extremely rude to EMS, and often try as hard as possible to attempt to ignore us and even hide when we bring in new patients its disgusting. Yes they work a hard job but its the job they chose, they need to stop playing games and do it.

You have no idea how many times I've brought in critical patients to hospitals and the nurses just flatly ignored me.
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>>135909703
The Bootylancer has a big, oversized, comically thick and ribbed prod
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Could anyone post the adventageous album cover? I don't have it saved on this computer, and it makes me happy.
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>>135910858
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>Using the GLA Jarmen Kell voice pack with this guy

GLORIOUS
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>>135910939
Thanks dude
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>>135910939
>>135910858
Here's some morOfficer Tupac Baloten
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>>135911110
i like this one more better haha
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>>135911023
The GLA pack is surprisingly good, even outside of caricature Nahseed characters

>>135910789
way too STUN
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>>135911319
OW ok ok I will work
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>>135911110
>Baloten
>not balatan
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>>135896360

Feels Good.
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>>135910018
Huh. Guess that's the benefit of growing up middle-to-upper class, higher care standards. Better luck with the lazy fucks you deal with in the ER, you have my (basic) sympathy.
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>>135911176
kek, I made that one during my second playthrough of the campaign
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i have been sitting on this image for so long but i havent had a chance to use it so im just putting
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>>135911506
>>135911023
FOR THE CAUSE

THEY WILL NOT STOP US

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
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>>135911658
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>that moment your solo soldier campaign goes into the psi tank

RNG decides if i live or die on this one. Is it possible to guarantee that a soldier has The Gift?
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>>135911916
maybe a dev console command? idk, you could probably go and edit the .ini somwhere to make everyone 100% psi test positive.
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>>135911023
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liO6B8SCYXg
kek that guy sounds pretty funny
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>>135911916
The more powerful and useful the soldier, the less likely it is they'll be gifted.
It was a good run, Sniperbro.
Mods?
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>using homer simpson voice pack
>use rapid fire
>first shot missed
>D'OH
>second shot missed
>this game's too hard!

fucking 10/10 mod
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>>135911535
>but anon that's cheese
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>>135912196
This picture interests me.

Are there any reaction videos or anything of what happens when you show, for example, a lobster a big container of cooked lobsters
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>>135867861

>When you recognize the artist

http://nyuunzi.deviantart.com/

>They really did do it for beagle, the madman.
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Which one of the female voices is that sexy raspy one that Jane Kelly has in the opening cutscene? I can't for the life of me figure it out.
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>>135912160

No mods, vanilla EU. Calling it for tonight, got an exam in A&P tomorrow. Would post more screencaps but my laptop is too far away from my bed to bother.

Had a rather intense berserker hunt on a UFO today. Supply barge got shot down, hangar spawn. Moved into the hangar and fucked up the two Outsiders (lol 3 hp) and then flew up right outside the entrance to ogrewatch

3 cyberdiscs, 2 muton elites, 1 berserker, and 4 mutons later the map was clear short of a berserker somewhere. I flew towards the noise but i couldn't find it, and i wasn't paying attention when i hit 2 fuel, so i had to hunt it on foot afterwards. Met it in the supply bays area, you know, the middle section. Thank god for "ladders" or whatever those things are
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>>135912709
UK English 3?
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>>135912843
School first. Ayys can wait. Let us know what happens with the psi training.
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>6 ranger squad
>all colonels
>no regard for their safety
>keep activating 3 pods on the first turn of each mission and making it out unscratched

to the anon who said theyre too fun, youre so right
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>>135913316
Speaking of, with 74 will is it even worth offensive psi abilities? I utterly failed to consider how low-will your soldier is guaranteed to be thanks to that one OTS upgrade not applying its extra will retroactively. What psi abilities should I run?
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>>135913380
>Playing on veteran
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FIVE BY FIVE
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>>135912446
lobsters don't give a fuck and might even assume the lobsters are still alive
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>>135913915
Commander
next youre going to say
>not Legendary
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>>135914008
>not Ranger
>not letting her cleanse our planet with a pipe pipe pipe
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>>135914153
>pipe pipe pipe
Sounds stupid desu senpai
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What does Will do in XCOM 2? It doesn't appear to be used for psi anymore.
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>>135914116
>Playing on commander

>>135914334
It's like defence, but for psi attacks.
Thinks like domination will have a lower chance to hit if an enemy has higher will
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menacing
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>>135882886
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>playableADVENT.jpg
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>>135914334
Defense against psi, decreases panic chance, and increases chance to go into bleedout instead of just dying.
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>>135912196

Such an interesting question...
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>>135914334
Will is defense, psi is offense
Its the great special split like in Gen 2 of Pokemon (and completely severed via IVs and EVs in Gen 3)

So look forward for the 3rd round having lots of water and grant the ability to go diving.
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>>135914885
I'm not the only one here

How is the meta, i haven't played since gen V, and even then i didn't play anything but UU.
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pelican when
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>>135913380

Glad you finally left your training wheels behind.
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>>135882886
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>Smogon
Also, not the time or the place
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>>135914508
STANDING
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>>135915039
>>135915172
inb4 Bradford has picked up playing the trumpet for TFTD remake
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>>135913693
RIP advice.
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>>135915229
ON THE EDGE
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>Avenger Defense with 2 Blaster Bombs

Well, that was easy.
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>>135908716
I'll tell you what it is. It's their quote un-quote global gene therapy clinics. I heard talk on one of my radios you don't even need 'em. It's just the latest ADVENT government plot. Open your eyes, man, they're trying to control our genes on a global scale. Get it? Global. That's ADVENT Officer code for telling us there's something wrong with pure homo sapien genetic code. Leave their facilities barren I say. See what those Elders think of that. We'll just deal with our headaches the old fashioned way.
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>>135913693
>will
>offensive
Have you been reading the thread
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>>135915684
>vanilla EU with a single soldier
Have you?
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>>135915418
It would be an improvement from the original soundtrack.
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high capacity assault blade
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>>135915103
>No forward-curved/hook machete anywhere in the list
Fucking insulting.
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>>135915139
For any of those that are interested
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>>135915565
OF THE CRATER
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>>135911110

moar like this pls
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whoever made the memetext mod I love you
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>>135915676
Now, is "Rusty Shackleford" your full name, or is it an alias of some sort?

:^)
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>>135916169
LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
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>>135915676
is there a Dale Gribble voice pack yet?
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>>135916492
AND THE ASHES
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>>135915776
Oh, the madman
Lemme do some math
gain is 2-6 per level, with 7 level ups thats 42 total, making max will 82
Low is 54
If thats all without ribbons you could try since its over the 50% mark
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>>135916287
Did you get it?
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>>135916414
XCOM sneks are intelligent. They wouldn't kill or eat innocent animals alive. We got them juicy ADVENT burgers anyway
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>>135909703
They can all be if you want, they're fictional so anything is fair game.
>>
are the aliens in the playable advent mod able to use voice packs, there do exist one or two that work with the viper, and the MEC voice packs would be good for the new MECs too
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>>135916414
daily reminder that sneks are for idolizing, not for killing

>>135916513
I don't think so, it needs to be made though
dale's hat mod when

>>135916646
ARE ALL COLD NOW
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>>135916414
Seriously. And whoever put that puppy in there with it.

Civilian Abuse mods when?
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>>135916820
>there do exist one or two that work with the viper
what really
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>>135916287
where can i snag that meme text?
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>>135916910
NO MORE BULLETS
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>>135916414
Only issue with this webm is that it was a live puppy.
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>>135916414
Whoever put the dog in there is a retard.
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>>135917081
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
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>>135917208
WHISPERS IN THE AIR tell you that I gotta go now
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>>135917208
POTATOES
IN THE GROUND
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>>135914508
Someone post part two, pls
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>>135882293
You mean AP rounds, which not only work against every enemy with armor but also the same gatekeepers and sectopods typically seen on the receiving end of a BSOD round from a gunlinger.
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>>135917419
TELL THE TALES okay, bye mr. big boss

>>135917456
TELL THE TALES
OF THE COMRADES GONE
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>>135917549
>>135915139
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>>135916414
Is there a video for this?
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>>135917762
Telltale Games presents: XCOM
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>download the new capnbub release
>game crashes whenever you go to the customization screen
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>>135918156
>In which you should always be nice to the aliens because by Episode 5 you'll need their help anyway.
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>>135918156
>"Commander, I am the Ethereal leader. here to offer peace between us."
>[Glass him]
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>>135880194

>Fortunately I saved before the mission

savescum
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>>135918457
>"Snek will remember that
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>>135917762
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>>135918156
>[Glass him]
>>
Why is early game so stupidly hard?
How do I counter regular trooper faggots one shotting people through full cover?
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>I'm gonna propose to her when I get back. I even brought flowers!

Probably gonna do ISAF and Erusia later this week now that I've gotten my workflow down pretty smooth. Do you guys think the ISAF flag will work better with just the three arrowheads or with the actual "Independent State Allied Forces" text below it like they have on the cutscene flag? Currently planning to leave the text since that's canon, but it's just gonna end up looking like a line at the resolution the texture has to be.
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>>135916735
actually yes, was a really intense mission as well, VIP rescue where reinforcements got called in while I was still in a firefight with a pod, had already lost a rookie, used all my explosives, and the 3 grunts that dropped overwatch camped like hell. I managed to make it out without any more losses but damn was it hard.

Ironmeme can be pretty fun.
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>>135919362
Just make sure to mod the game with EU crit rolls, true retroactive AWC, and so that your troops have 999 HP like everyone else here. The game really isn't that hard.
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>>135918156
>follow the adventures of some civvie scientist caught up with XCom
>falls with Vahlen's group
>Vahlen is basically the Kenny of the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiaWzLZbleo
Of course I'd play it
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>>135917052
http://mab.to/FXyKPExzO
put it in XCOM2/XComGame/Localization/INT

the objectives and shit always crack me up, the final mission has "destroy the DBZ cosplayers"
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>>135916414
>>Puppy.

Whoever put that puppy there is the one that needs to be Purged With FIRE
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>>135918349
maybe you shouldn't have pirated
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>>135919362
by scouting with your first unit and using battle scanners to try to engage from a good position, doing your best to kill the pod the turn it activates using explosives to clear cover (grenadiers and rangers are best earlygame) remembering that AIDS protocol exists and doesn't end your turn if you do it first, actually using hunker down, and accepting that some losses will happen no matter what you do
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Bootylancer is my waifu
She's hot! HOT!
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>>135921139
i want to touch a codex
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>>135920168

Now that's crazy talk.
>>
>>135921139
>>135921465
I want to watch Ampelle and a Codex make out
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>>135921865
alright we need to calm down
a
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>>135921465
that would be extremely painful
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>>135921139
There we go, much better.
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>>135918349
Same thing's happening to me. I'm playing on OSX, hopefully it gets fixed soon.
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>>135922271
Alright, I chuckled
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>>135921139
That alien face is a lot better than I thought it would be.
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>>135921139
I'd let her prod me if you know what I mean.
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>>135921139
>bulge between her legs
>>
>tfw the ADVENT troops available for SFM are only the male models
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>>135922771
>Not just going with the flow
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>>135922845
Helmetless Patsy when?

Is there any Sheila art?
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>>135922928
Never got any Shelia stuff, nah.
>>
Goddamnit /xcg/ why do swords need to be useless.
I want to make a slashy ranger waifu but my autism prevents me from doing so.
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>>135923068
As long as you're not on Legend difficulty you can get away with a blade ranger.
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>>135923068
>using a sword when you have a fucking shotgun
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>>135923068
They're perfectly fine below Legendary throughout the game and fine in certain situations in Legendary.
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>>135922290
>>135921587
>>135920168
>>135918349

>pirates
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>>135922845
>Patsy has huge tits and a huge cock

I think it's possible for a girl to be too lucky.
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Y'all niggas need XCOM
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>>135923294
>bithcing about pirates
We won the Carribean, so fuck off Lord Crocket
>>
Would anyone here use a text file filled with Gachimuchi references
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>>135923837
>chestlet
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>>135923975
RELEASE W H EN

W H E N
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>>135924001
when will they learn?
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>>135924001
Y-you cant have big tits with muscles!
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>>135923975
I would, I would so hard.
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>>135924236
>Perfect
>ASS WE CAN
>Crit
>I'll show you who's the boss of this gym
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>>135924001
Big tits mods when?
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>>135924213

>having shit genetics
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>>135923975
YES YES

YES THANK YOU SIR

>>135924001
>>135924213
Tiny little XCOM titties!

What's the matter terrorist, can't scrounge enough food to get some real curves?

Can XCOM girls even please their men with such tiny tits? Ohohoho
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>>135924513
big floppy jugs
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>>135924536
I'll never support ADVENT xeno scum. Pure human jeans forever.
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>>135924578
Go home Patsy, you're drunk
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>Rookie misses 85% flanked shot
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>>135924705
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>number of turns: 4
>average number of aliens killed per turn: 3.00
Im actually sad this campaign is almost over, this is the most fun ive ever had
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>>135924819
That's actually a pretty humorous shot.
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>>135924705
>I'll shhltell ya whenihad enuff!
>HIC d-dumb eckshh-cum girlsh don even need to wearh HIC bras, sh'kush their soooo FLAT! HIC
>>
Why aren't there any more missions just to blow shit up? Why is Gatecrasher the only mission like that?
We need some demolition missions.

Are there any mods that add new mission types?
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>>135924001
>>135924578
Small chests are better for this sort of thing. You wouldn't know that since you're vat-grown to be more flash than function. No wonder ADVENT can't hit the broad side of a barn, their balloon tits get in the way too much!
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>>135924819
Why is the officer lying in all that tomato soup
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>>135923975
>Have to leave a soldier behind
>"Get your ass back here!"
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>>135924918
>Extra padding for comfort
>shock absorb kinetic impact for extra ballistic protection
>provide a tighter shooter's pocket for more precise single shots
>diffuse recoil on more rapid fire shooting
>distract enemies and inspire allies

Sure thing, grape-girl.
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>>135924906
>Avatar Facilities
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>>135924889
Post humorous screenshot

>help me human! How do I use this thing?
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>>135924889
i actually got that from the official XCOM facebook page
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>>135924906
If the second game shares any problem with the first, it's that the entire organization is too reactive. Outside of story missions, which for obvious reasons you have a limited number of, you can't really do much to subvert Advent rule other than just pass time scanning some region and wait till the aliens feel like playing today.

I was hoping that problem was addressed somehow.
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>>135925378
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>>135925331
That's a mission to blow avatar facilities up, not just blow up random shit to piss off Advent like the statue was.
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>>135925378
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>>135925531
Mod to destroy X% of the map when?
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>>135925531
I feel like adding more demo missions on top of the facility missions might be excessive.

Still, more mixed objectives could be fun.
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>>135925378
I didn't quite manage to take a screenshot of it, but it's alwas pretty humorous when you're in a Blacksite mission and Dominate an enemy unit [in my particular case a trooper], only to plant the bomb and leave, and then the game still zoom over to the poor sap and show the "Mind Control Terminated" message seconds before the entire place explodes.
It was incredibly funny to me because he was even two tiles away from the bomb. Very cinematic, in a good way.

Instead, have some telekinetic Codex fisting.
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>>135925823
i want to take her on a date
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>>135925823
Okay but the Codex booty game is real

That's like, canonical
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>>135925823
>that Shield Bearer
>enemy spotted
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>>135924906
yeah it bugged me too that there weren't any other missions like gatecrasher where the goal was symbolic rather than practical, since its often such a big component of actual terrorism
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>>135925440
>ADVENT plays Splatoon.jog
>>
Anyone have an updated ayylmao?

I remember someone posting one here that was similar to the LW one.

With "mist" and shit like that
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>>135925378
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>>135926097
That's kind of the point. XCom aren't a terrorist organization by any current definition (engaging in attacks on non-military targets for the purpose of political gain), but function almost purely in the guerrilla warfare/black ops/resistance space. Gatecrasher sticks out oddly, and sort of bugs me because it's a waste of resources.
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>>135926567
I like to think of it as free advertising
"XCOM's back baby!"
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>>135926694
Advertising to whom, though?
>Civilians in the city won't understand and will cling to Advent even more
>Advent is all under the control of the Ethereals anyways

It's literally an operation planned for Bradford to wave his dick in the aliens' faces at the potential cost of human lives. I liked the tutorial mission more, except for the fact that it was a tutorial.
>>
anyone got a list of strategic map sectors?
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>>135926567
Gatecrasher goes on while Bradford and Kelly are assaulting the Advent facility the team blowing up the statue is a distraction to cover them while they rescue the commander.
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>>135925945
>>135925823
>there was an attempt.jpg
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>>135926890
Fair points.
Still- we've been stuck in stasis or whatever for 20 fucking years. Bradford's been out watching the ayys plant their stupid monuments in human cities. Guy deserves a little wanton payback imo
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>>135927038
kek, 10/10 edit
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>>135926939
This makes some sense, although given how critical the Commander is, I would imagine anything happening there demanding a higher level of attention anyways.

>>135927125
>For 20 years, Bradford has been sabotaging random Ayys for kicks out of drunken spite
God dammit Bradford I've been stuck in an alien tube and you're dicking around
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the snek commissioner needs to get us some rare codex
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>>135924819
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You have been visited by the Milky Officer of comfiness good sleep and squishy pillows will come to you but only if you post 'sleep tight juggers' in this thread

Night /xcg/
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>>135927460
Gatecrasher starts before the mission to rescue the commander so they're sending forces to fight the team in the statue garden and clean up the damages THEN Bradford and Kelly strike the facility after the forces have been deployed to meet the Gatecrasher crew.
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>>135927701
Sleep tight juggers
>>
So a couple of people told me that Anarchy's Children was nothing but indie hipster hot topic mad max cosmetics. Kind of a disappointment.

But is XCOM2 finally a nice stable 60 fps, and not completely broken? Before it was always flipping between anywhere from 20-60 and I have a really decent rig. Performance wasn't my only issue since at one point the aliens stopped attacking or moving, and other wonderful magnificent bugs.
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>>135927701
sleep tight juggers
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>>135927701
Getting of to Patsy was the biggest load in my life.
It was a real Juggernut
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>>135927851
It runs much much better
I like Anarachy's children for nothing else other than the masks, they're breddy cool
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>>135927701
Sleep tight juggers
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>>135927701
sleep tight juggers
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>>135927851
Give it another 2-3 months of patches. It's better now than it was at release, but still could use improvement. After about 3 months I can't imagine they'll be doing much more performance improvement wise until an actual expansion release.
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>>135927935
i like the new patterns on the warden armor
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>>135927902
L-LEWD!!!!

Same

>>135927701
Sleep tight juggers
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>>135927851
She's not glitchy as fuck but let's just say I don't fully trust Ironmeme mode yet.
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>>135927851
There was an accompanying performance patch that, depending whom you ask, either fixed everything, fixed some things, or maybe it all infinitely worse.

Also, any comment regarding Anarchy's Children's prop quality needs to be prefaced with "That goddamn Knight Helm tho"
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>>135927710
>an unknown group just set bombs in the center of the city
>dispatch troops from the most valuable asset we control in the city!
You can't convince me that the Ethereals are this stupid. Probably.
>building an undersea fortress
>again XCOM, a unit staffed with rookies almost guaranteed to panic, miss, and shoot out random load-bearing walls
ok nevermind
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>>135927701
Sleep tight juggers.
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>>135927851
It adds some nice cargo pants alongside the mad max stuff. And lets you make your girls half naked. Which is great because female sportswear is my fetish.

Also you can make the men just as scantily clad if that's your thing. They go completely shirtless. I'm just disappointed neither gender has tank tops.
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>>135928258
>female sportswear is my fetish.
Hey, me.
Mad Max DLC is bretty gud
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>>135928181
>rookies almost guaranteed to panic, miss, and shoot out random load-bearing walls
I really wish there was something like in battlefield bad company 2 where if you destroyed enough of a building it would completely collapse and kill any campers dumb enough to still be inside, that was a really fun mechanic
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I love my Ellen. Sure, she misses almost every shot she takes, but dammit she makes up for it with spunk. This is why she's a valuable member of my second A-team.
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>>135924578
think again ADVENT shitter
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>>135929224
i am erect
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>shoot an ayy scum from across the room
>miss
>FUCK
>the shot tears a hole in the wall behind the aforementioned ayy scum
>giving another one of my troopers hanging out in the hallway the perfect line of sight to take the fucker out
I love this game, lads.
>>
Would it be viable to equip everyone with WAR suits or are the extra grenade slots more important?
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>>135929306
what the frick is going on with your UI
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>>135929596
Aren't war suits just a straight upgrade if you're planning on giving everyone grenades?
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>>135929596
WAR suits on everyone is just fine, yeah. I'd argue for a Wraith suit on a gunslinger or ranger though.
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>>135929664
>implying you don't want double meme beacons
War suits are pretty great, especially if you have good weapons for them
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>>135929602
You got a fricking problem with my UI, motherfricker?
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>>135929368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUriOYUdkI
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>>135929881
calm the heck down my man, just wondering why it looks DUMB
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How do you guys think we could balance out more advantageous features, with more difficult features?
>Stealth
>Once caught you have to kill the entire pod before the next turn to recover concealment
>If not, all pods on the map are now activated
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>>135929768
>especially if you have good weapons for them

it's a real shame that only 2 of the 4 experimental powered weapons are actually worth using
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EU aliens mod when?

If it worked with Playable ADVENT that'd be perfect.
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Will you guys be fine with a real life picture as the next OP?

Its not a plane though
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>>135930117
is it cute
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Continuing X2 /tv/ spitball session:
apologies if a shit
>it's an "in transit to AO" scene
>Skyranger packed full of plasma-bait rookies
>two CPLs lead fireteams, the only remotely experienced of the lot
>rookies are jittery--some passing cigarettes around much to Firebrand's complaints
>Central said it was fine to the CPLs; rookies think it applies to them as well
>Ranger and Grenadier CPLs now too annoyed to continue their smoking while en route tradition
>Grenadier getting some shuteye while he can, his face limp even as rookies whoop and continue chest-thumping bravado
>Ranger's eyes are vacant, peering somewhere beyond/behind his resting CPL comrade
>There's reports of a new threat somewhere out in the New Mexico Sector: some sort of serpentine terror putting pressure on our Data Vaults and clandestine supply caches
>A rookie obnoxiously snorts when his dipshit buddy makes the ñth 'Central's a drunk' joke
>the Ranger flinches: he remembers his 1st operation and how he was prior to "The" Drop
>the shoddy banter with friends made too fast and gone too soon
>they're all scared, excited and naïve
>all so new to this unit, and the capabilities of the xenos
>though they have vague ideas and preconceptions from stories told, you leave parts of you behind after you step off for the first time
>especially when it might only be you
>the Grenadier jerks awake, giving a sleepy nod of recognition to the Ranger
>and the guy right next to you who make it back
>"We're in the pipe, five by five."
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>>135930147
Its badass.

Its how the grenadier gun would look IRL
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>>135929941
How does it look fricking dumb? That's a fricked-up thing to say without an explanation, you fricker.
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>>135930078
The randomness of Proving Ground project quality is kind of obnoxious, but if you could pick what you wanted from the start it would be too good, so idk
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>>135930024
I don't like this idea as a general feature, but I wouldn't mind an specific mission type like this. More experienced people than me would probably argue that it'd still make the game too easy anyway.
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>>135930024
There are two mods that do each of those things. One lets you recover concealment after you clear out a pod, the other activates all pods at the beginning of every mission. Look them up on the workshop, my man. Maybe there's a way to combine the two.
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>>135930218
If it's that dumb Ugandan guy with the gun I swear to fuck.
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>>135930257

just make them all equally good.
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>>135930224
chill out sammyclassicsonicfan, I agree with the other anon that your shit looks weird but if you enjoy it, it's all good

>>135930415
dubs says it's the Ugandan guy
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>>135930415
You'll do what

And why
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>>135930159
And so the list grows. Also good job I liked that.
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>>135930540
I don't know what he'll do, but I'm going to hurt this snake pretty damned badly if it is.
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>>135930652
Post panicked Gatekeeper
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>>135930540
I'll go to Jake Soloman's house and convince him to never include Ethereals in the Xcom franchise again.

You'll be stuck with Avatars forever so fuck off with your dumb meme from that shitty third-world hell hole.
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>>135930538
All I did was change the font to be a bit larger because I'm blind as a motherfucker, but other than that how does it look different from the default? Do you see any other differences? Because now I'm worried I fucked something up and haven't even noticed it kek.
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>>135930652
pls no
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>>135930868
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>>135927617
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>>135930892
>>135930652
>>
Chrysalids are my favourite.
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>>135930652
>>135931337
>>135931612
When do aliens panic?
>>
>>135931337
>>135931612
I'm not curious as to what a panicked Faceless looks like.
I imagine him just melting into a puddle and staying there.
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>>135930892
>>You'll be stuck with Avatars forever

Sounds good to me. Guess I'll go ahead with it.

>>135930538
Pity about the lack of dubs tho.
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>>135931685
insanity
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>>135931685
>not using psionics
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What does a panicked Faceless look like?
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>>135932016
A pile of pudding
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>>135932016
That reminds me, i got the XCOM 2 art book and it's FRICKIN sweet dude
>>
>>135932016
the psture reminds me of the archetypal Sasquatch and the claws remind me of therezinosaurus
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Alright guys. Choose.

A BIG BLACK grenadier or.....

...a qt psi operator
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>>135932187
Really? Dude, scan that shit.
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>>135932669
a qt psi operator getting BLACKED
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>>135932016
It'd be great if they huddled and imitation faces of civilians pop in and out of it's back, screaming in horror.
>>
>>135932726
idk if its possible its pretty big and its hardcover
>>
>>135876497

Alpha Centauri.

Is it weird that I think AC's a good game, but still hate it? It just pushes every single one of my 4X Game Annoyance buttons.
>>
>>135932809
>>135932726
i can take some OK quality pictures though
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>>135932016
probably something like this
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>>135932809
>lrn2bookbinding
>dissect book like you're Vahlen with a live Muton
>post pics fgt
>stitch book back together like you're Vahlen with a live Muton
>?????
>PROFIT
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>>135932669
Magical Operators, all day, every day.
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ADVENT transport concepts
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>>135933261
idk why its fucking sideways
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what would you do in this situation?

note that there's also a turret on top of the train
>>
>>135933261
Is there any concept arts of aliens of some other things that didn't make it to the final version of xcom 2?
Also requesting codex concepts
>>
>>135933621
Go right to lose LOS on the left pod, engage on viper first before she binds.
>>
>it's a "engineering cleanup crew" scene
>Skyranger re-entry into AO successful, Engineering crews ready to roll in
>the orange-suits get off the ramp to meet the squad for site detail
>three operatives leaned up on a car
>the female specialist tends to a severely wounded Sharpshooter
>the Grenadier LT pops off the hood
>"Get this man on the Skyranger, ASAP. Y'all can sweep up all the shiny bits right quick after, butcha can't let this man die."
>a few of the pack rats clamber around the injured, getting a few details about First Aid administered
>the Head Engineer of Materials Recovery shoos away the injured, wants to get to the important work
>"There's more Corpses up that way. Gets denser."
>the HEMRoid half-assedly nods to the Specialist, shouts to pick through for every drop of elerium and flake of alloy
>a charred sectoid corpse is hustled past them, along with a few armfuls of alloy debris and weapons
>"All of this will be repurposed for your next new toys," the HEMR says: "But could you use less explosives next time?"
>the LT snaps, grabbing him by his collar
>"You think WE work for you, you smug bastard," LT yanks him closer before shoving him back off
>"Tell the xenos to use less explosives next time. They got three of us that way, nearly four. Maybe you'll be lucky to "repurpose" what's left of two of 'em. Probably not for the third."
>a few workers steer clear of the altercation, hauling materials at an increasing pace
>"You get to do your work because we do ours. It's a one-way street, so cut the shit."
>the HEMR looks fit to shit at this point
>"S-sure LT. We'll scoop this on the double."
>the two operatives trudge off towards the Skyranger, continuing to grumble about POGs always and forever
>>
>>135933701
I'm taking a shit ton of pictures of some stuff yes, will dump
>>
>>135933621
You have no time limit there. Break LOS and move to the right, then lay into the Viper and Trooper next turn. The other pod should then run into you next turn and you can deal with the turret at your leisure.
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Any decent cowboy looking hats?

Also, which would be better for a cowboy redneck operator - sniper, or a custom class that uses pistols only
>>
>>135933734
>>135933808
good to know, that's probably what I should have done

instead I launched a grenade at the 2trooper+officer which didn't kill any of them, hacked the turret and had it kill the lancer, had ranger kill the officer, sniper moved up to the tree in the middle and lightning hands+pistol shot killed the two troopers, next turn he got bound but I saved him

or something like that

then the next pod walked into an overwatch trap while I spent a turn reloading and my grenadier missed and destroyed a truck of supplies
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>>135933756
Nice greentext. You seem to be familiar with militaristic jargon and terms. It feels authentic and not forced at all.
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>>135933701
1/2
some cool animation concepts
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>>135934084
sorry senpai
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>>135934178
I wasn't sarcastic. Like, I'm genuinely impressed. Sorry if I couldn't convey that. It's like, 2AM at my place and I had to drive around for four hours today.
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>>135933701
2/2 actual Codex concept, pretty sure these three images are already floating around
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>>135934239
OK. It's a kind of babby military vernacular so I interpreted facetiousness
Dont want to writefag any shit or any smut for that matter
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>>135934295
I wanna fuck that transdimensional hologram
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>>135934295
yeah I think this is the full page of it.
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>>135934295
>that first Codex

Oh my
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disgusted sectoid
he's seen your Viper folder
>>135934408
yep thats it
kinda disappointing that the aliens aren't front and center in the book, its mostly environments and equipment
>>
>>135934010
There's actually one bundled in the Republic of Texas pack on Nexus. Dunno if Workshop has the hat too.
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Sexy bikini mods wehn
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>>135934484
i dont know why some of them are turning sideways they look fine before i post them

here's an ADVENT torture chamber
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>>135934602
when you make them
>>
NEXT MISSION >>135934531

>>135934531
>>135934531
>>135934531
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>>135934295
Does... does the undistorted one have nipples?
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>>135930081
>EU Sectoids appear three strong for everyone 1 normal alien slot in a pod

best
>>
>>135934010
Look for Republic of Texas. There you should find a link to her standalone mod that just contains the hat. It is a great hat. Had this german cowgirl grenadier for awhile. Couldn't understand a fucking word she said. Raging boner the entire time.
>>
>>135936530
Which would be worse - areola and a nipple, or just an areola?
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