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Good morning /sdvg/-Edition


Latest version 1.051

>Patch Notes
http://steamcommunity.com/games/413150/announcements/detail/842542556770852896

>Wiki
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Steam page
http://store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Mod list and guide
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>Portrait Mods Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/scPQxmy8

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: http://pastebin.com/7n5Pis5S
Or just wait for ConcernedApe to add it https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/705463810329448448
Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Interactive farm planner
https://stardew.info/planner/

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/ySgSDdYC

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>>135784524
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I want to marry Emily!
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Are the more expensive animals generally better than their cheaper counterparts?
Also, are dinosaurs worth shit besides for the fun factor?
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which character is the biggest self-insert for CA? everyone says Shane, but I think it's Leah...

>extended monologue about being starving artist
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>>135835454
Shane is /sdvg/.
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Atleast he's not in my way anymore?
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>>135835876
What the hell happened with this picture?
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>Clint needs 20 copper ores
>don't have them on me
>hit the mines and come out with 65 copper ores
>accept Clint's request
>try to give them to clint at the saloon
>"this makes me depressed"
>what
>check journal
>0/20 ores collected
Request dropped. Fuck you Clit.
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>>135835876
Oh hey, a fellow Australian.
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>>135835069
What's the powergaming guide to fishing? I never know where to fish in what season and what perks to take.

Where does my daily profits cap out at?
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>>135836121
Its bugged, you have to put them in a chest and take them one by one.
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>>135836387
Well shit. Thanks for the info.
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>>135835069
Is giant mushrooms a chance on tree "seed" growth or something else?
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GUYS
HEY GUYS
GUYS
GUYS LISTEN
HEY GUYS
LISTEN
GUYS
WHAT IF
I MEAN
WHAT IF
GUYS LISTEN
WHAT IF
SPRINKLERCROWS
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>>135836773
FUCKING GENIUS.
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>>135836773
I recommend you kill yourself, regards.
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>>135836638

not sure what you're asking but you can either chop the giant mushroom down or stick a tapper on it. i stuck a tapper on mine in year 1 and got a mushroom spawn almost daily. it dies for the winter but comes back, so now i have 2 giant mushroom trees in year 2. although they're producing a lot less than they used to, but that could be a patch thing...
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>>135836879
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>>135836898

He's asking how to get a giant mushroom to spawn.
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This willy is pretty good
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shane has sent me frozen pizza in the mail for three days straight. should i call the police. does stardew even fucking have police?
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>>135837174
I want to rub my willy on that Willy, and use my rod to fish on her deep waters.
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Does fishing in the mines pay off?
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>>135837174
Part giraffe
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>>135837275
Wait til he starts in with the old pepper poppers.
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>>135837359

If you a nasty ho who loves trash, it does.
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>>135837428
So the more expensive fish on the lower levels is still rare enough that it's not?
Where the fuck else am I supposed to fish if I want harder, more profitable shit then?
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>>135836898
I wanna know how to force as many giant mushrooms as I can
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>>135837174
Where can I download that? Found nothing on nexus/forums
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What stuff does grandpa judge you on before he calls you a bi- calls you a good boy and gives you a cookie.
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>>135836375
So did you make a decision yet?
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>>135838447
It's a chink mod
http://www.pc6.com/softview/SoftView_241652.html#download
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>>135837275
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>>135838560
So far I've only eliminated Leah from the choice. That's it.
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This game is the first I've bought on release in a long time. Discovering everything along with everyone else was fun as fuck.
I'm done with the game now though. Any other upcoming games I'm likely to get a similar experience with?
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>>135835450
Animals are not worth it at all, it's entirely for aesthetics.
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>>135838447
>>135838656
The link in >>135817437 includes some in game sprites as well
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I'm starting to think normal rocks don't give mining experience.
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>Take a couple days off
>Come back
>Look things over
>Spring
>Bunch of fallow plots
>Huh, guess I need to go buy some seeds
>Blow almost all my dosh on 295 potatoes
>Realize I forgot to check the traveling market
>Barely have enough to buy a rare seed
>Realize I was supposed to buy and plant cauliflower but the egg festival was yesterday and I didn't have the capital for cauliflower or strawberries cause a certain dev put the festival on the same day as the first cauliflower harvest so you can't sell at pierre's
I'M COMING GRANDPA! YOU WONT BE ALONE ANYMORE.
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>>135839119
Oh, thanks a lot mate. Those look fantastic.
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Oh.
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>>135839231
The wizard portraits in >>135838656 and >>135839119 are different though, take whichever you like.
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What's the best way to get artifacts? I'm missing a ton.
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>>135839476
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Artifacts
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>>135839384
r u me
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>>135839476
I cracked 40 geodes and got like 20 fuckin artifacts in the process.
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>>135839384
>>135839648
You might wanna get that looked at. Better hurry, Harvey's closes at 3!
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>>135839384
>>135839648
>inb4 one of you ment blood the game
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>>135838785
How come you decided against Leah? If it wasn't for Haley she probably would've been my first choice.
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>>135839729
You mean mineral.
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>>135839384
>>135839648

http://oglaf.com/gorek/
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>>135838532

grandpa calls you bi? maybe he knows i've been flirting with sebastian and leah equally...
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I finally unlocked my greenhouse. What do I put in it?
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>>135840498
ancient fruit.
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>>135840498
Whatever the fuck you want
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Hey. Maybe some of you guys can help me, because I'm sorta at my wits end. I played Stardew Valley for quite some time on my Mac using Wine. It worked like a charm until recently. Whenever I'm about to reach level 120 in the mine, Stardew Valley just crashes with the message: "SDV has encountered a serious problem…". Is anyone else using Wineskin and can help me out? Would like to fix this shit as soon as possible.
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>>135839832
Because someone said if you want an actually realistic relationship go Leah and I'm a basement dweller so...
>>135840330
Not sure if you're serious or not.
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>>135840747
No, Macfags should be punished for their poor lifechoices.
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is there any other way to get a rainbow shell (gypsy?)? i got Qi's quest in winter, but can't do shit with the box near the train until summer comes around again, apparently...
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Am I playing this game correctly?

I'm a few hours in, and I've just been planting parsnips and shit.

How long does it take to get to where you have a farm that doesn't look like shit? And when should I worry about planning it? I seem to be a long ways off from actually building anything though.

Also, how the fuck does the fishing minigame work? I mash the shit out of the buttons, but none of them seem to really do anything.
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>>135840846
Okay.
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>>135840831

>thinking anyone is serious ever
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>>135840747
pirating is bad!
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>>135841006
Alright, here's a fix.
Install Windows.
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>>135840913
>Am I playing this game correctly?
Are you a wikiwarrior?
If you answered no, then you are playing it correctly.
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>>135840747

if you right click and do Show Package Contents and search for your character name, you'll find two save files: "SaveGameInfo" + "YourCharaName_RandomStringOfNumbers". in theory you should be able to copy these over to another folder, then trash the Wine wrapper & built it all over from scratch, and then paste those two save files back into the new game. can't 100% guarantee this b/c I haven't tried it, but unless there's other config files you'd need to backup, i can't see why this wouldn't work.
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>>135840831
>Because someone said if you want an actually realistic relationship go Leah and I'm a basement dweller
You should probably get more hearts with them and see for yourself before listening to what people here tell you including me.
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>>135840848
You'll just have to wait until summer spawns one on the beach, unless the gypsy is considerably kind to you before then.

>>135840913
Ideally when seasons change is the best time to reformat how your farm looks, since you have to completely replant everything. The best time to really start worrying about your farm's looks is in Winter, since you can't plant anything then.

Fishing should have told you how to play it when you first started it. You only use your LMB to play it.
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>>135841285
Will try that. Thank you, anon.
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>>135840913
Think of fishing as flappy bird or whatever. Want to keep the fish inside the green area. Left mouse button moves the bar up, right forces it to sink fast, not touching it doesn't move it at all.
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>>135840498
Ancient fruit as you get seeds
Star fruit if you have the desert unlocked and the kegs to support it
Cranberries

If you don't have 4 iridium sprinklers from krobus or crafting then you have time to grow a bunch of peach/pomegranate trees on the flooring then once they're grown you're in the clear.
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I'm thinking about getting this game. How is it any different from harvest moon?
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>>135841118

you do realize, anon, that most people using Wine wrappers are doing so through Steam, and aren't pirating.
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>>135841313
I actually have 10 and saw all except for the
10 heart one.
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>>135841758
i'm sure the crashing is due to the game trying to give you a steam achievement.
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>>135840913
As someone who was weak willed, you will absolutely destroy the joy of this game if you start trying to minmax and look shit up. The discovery is the best part. Talk to people a lot, be inquisitive, think critically, and you'll have a blast. It's a very chill game so don't worry about "best" Just have fun fampaitachi

Clicking or clicking and holding moves the green bar up. not lets it drop. You're trying to keep the fish inside the green bar until the meter on the right tops out, catching you the fish. The bar expands as you get more skilled and better rods. Don't worry if you get out fukken skilled by some swole fish. It's fine.

Now get off this thread, stay away from the wiki and anything else referring to stardew valley until you beat the game. You can never get your first playthrough back so don't destroy the magic early.
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I just started the game, it's pretty comfy but my inventory is always full
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>>135841987
Sucks to be you.
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Guys, for the trees out in the world, if you don't cut the root, do they regrow?

I know this is an absurd concept in reality, but >videogames

I desperately need a bunch of wood, but my forest in the farm is taking forever to grow and I'm afraid there'll be no trees left for me to tap in the wild.
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>>135841987
Learn to manage it until you can buy the upgrades from Pierre
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>>135842054
They regrow if you cut them completely.
Dunno about leaving the trunk.
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>>135841987

getting the full 36 bookbag was the best decision i made. but also don't be afraid to craft treasure chests to store shit around town. it's not like the other villagers can go in and steal your shit.
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>>135841987
You can triple your starting inventory, as well as make chests to store things.

More importantly don't try to do too many things a day, you don't need to carry around every single tool all the time, with the optional exception of the hoe
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>>135842054
They regrow 10ish days later if you leave the stump. There's also another good source if you pay attention.
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>>135842197
>Put a chest full of food in town
>Linus has a picnic and asks you if what he does is wrong.
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>>135842054
All trees in the wild regrow in the same spot after you cut them down. You should be able to get through all the trees in your farm and still have an abundance of wood left over. Just throw some acorns around the place and wait a month or two for them to grow, drop more and multiply the number of trees around.
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>>135842197
Important point, villages fucking wreck anything they path into, so if you want to, put it outside of where you think people will be.

Also no idea if they survive festivals.
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>>135842310
>Winter comes
>Cut over 1500 wood with my steel axe
Good times.

>>135842348
Probably not.
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>>135842310
I have cleaned every single tree in my farm already and exhausted my entire supply of wood. I have 25 wood.

I replanted all the seeds I collected in the beginning of this summer, and it looks like I won't have any trees until fall.

>>135842213
Where? I'm in my first summer, don't have access to the secret woods or whatever it was called.
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Kent makes me sad, he will never forget Vietnam
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>>135842206

i think this depends on your play style. i don't always have the day meticiously planned, so sometimes i'll need my fishing rod/pickaxe/axe to gather resources or fish. after you get a decent sprinkler system going you don't really need to carry the watering can anymore, it's pretty useless. hoe is only useful for worms/artifacts but as far as i know worms don't de-spawn instantly so you can always come back the next day if you don't have your hoe.
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>>135842694
What the hell are you using all your wood on? Are you just endlessly building barns and coops to their full upgrades?
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>>135841863
I guess you really are indecisive then. As I said, my pick is Haley because simply put she is the most fun. Though you should just take you time and then decide for yourself. I don't think this is something others can help you with.
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>>135841758

post more Seb
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>>135842737

That family is so broken. Kent is such a shell of a man. I want Kent to return to normal so he can be a good husband to Jodo, return to normal so he can be a good father to Vincent, return to normal so he can make out with Sam and tenderly caress his blonde locks.
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>>135842694
Dude stop trying to ruin the magic and savor the sense of exploration and discovery, fuck. This isn't some hardcore game. Take it easy and try to have a good time.
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>>135842861
I have no idea where it all went, but I have built a bunch of chests, scarecrows, some 10 preserve jars, two charcoal kilns...

I guess it all just adds up.

>>135842985
Bro, it's my game and I'll play it however I want.
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tfw I made the mistake of coming here and reading the wiki and I'm already feeling the fun dwindling
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Is there a way to zoom out and look at your farm?

I'm trying to decide where to put my first barn. Anyone got any good farm layouts?
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>>135842694
>>135842985

seconding this. just chill out and enjoy the game. there's trees outside of the farm you can harvest on the periphery of town, and they grow back btwn seasons (+ you can buy wood from robin), but otherwise just chillllll.
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>>135843134
in the options menu
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>>135843152
I've completed many harvest moon games and all rune factories, multiple times. Don't try to teach me how to play and have fun. It baffles me how people feel entitled to force their standards of a good time on others. I'm enjoying it just fine on my own way, thank you very much.
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>>135843103

i feel this. i wish i hadn't looked up everyone's favorite gifts since you get gradual hints as you go on playing the game. kinda sucks to have a game that recaptures the magic of a lot of SNES games of my youth, but to also have endless information/answers at just a few keystrokes. wish i could go back to pre-AOL days because my completely lack of self control = feelsbadman.jpg.
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>>135843376
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>>135843376
>asks about how to play the game
>"Don't try to teach me how to play"
>getting this asshurt

This thread has enough people who just plant strawberries/cranberries and whine about how nerfed kegs are.
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>>135843376
>don't tell me what to do grrrrrrr!!!! >;(((
vaginas suck i know
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So I've mapped out a quick sprinkler layout, aiming for maximum amount of tiles that are covered by sprinklers but still within range of just one scarecrow

any thoughts or improvements?
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>>135843773
He ask for an information of how the game mechanic work not how to enjoy the game.
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>>135843921
>any thoughts or improvements?

Add more scarecrows instead of giving up valuable farming space by adding shitty sprinklers, dipshit.
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>>135843773
I didn't ask how to play the game, I asked how tree regrowing mechanics work. I'm tired of "chillfags" going through their JUST CHILL BRAH XDD sermon at every fucking opportunity. After 20 threads, I don't want to hear any more of it.

>>135843587
>>135843905
Very mature. Mind your own business.
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Is there another way to get Parsnip outside of spring? I completely forgot and I need 5 with gold star for the Greenhouse bundle.
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I have 5 iridium bars. What do? Should I make the Iridium Band or should I upgrade one of my tools?
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>>135843921
>that aoe

Jesus, I didn't know that they covered THAT much ground.
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>>135844052
>Is there another way to get Parsnip outside of spring?
A greenhouse would work.
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>>135844036
o-okay
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>>135843921
One scarecrow is far less resources than even the medium sprinkler. I suspect you're just going to get annoyed at having to manage that blob each season.
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>>135844052
No. Without the greenhouse you can't grow more, and the Gypsy doesn't sell items with any stars on them. Just focus on the Corn, Pumpkins and Melons you can still (probably) manage before Summer ends.
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>>135843921
Shift the middle iridiums inwards and add a quality on each side?
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What is there to look forward to for the future of Stardewd?

Co-op, sure, but it seems kind of out of place to me. What will expanded marriage stuff entail?

I still remember how excited I was as a kid, learning that Harvest Moon 64 would let you continue past the 2 1/2 year mark. But once you hit that mark the game became stale... same with all the other HMs.

This is really no exception, so I'm curious as to what ideas people might have for extending interest past the 3 year mark.
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>waste two fancy fucking lures pulling 40 pieces of trash out of lava
Fuck this eel.
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>>135843921
I found this somewhere.
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>>135844375
Got one on my third try using only bait.
Not even kidding.
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>>135844052
You only need 3 quality bundles. Get it right on melons, corn, and pumpkins

>>135844086
100% pickaxe. mining faster helps
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>>135844436
that bottom one is actually kinda hot.
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Patch when? Weekend's nearly over from where I'm standing.
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W-What is this warm and fuzzy feeling ?
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>>135844654
The pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>135844293
good shit but there's overlap on the normal sprinklers
I can just remove those though, 6 tile loss over a 36 gain is nice
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>>135844306
>What will expanded marriage stuff entail?
Literally just new dialogue to make people not sound wooden as fuck, and possibly making two or more of the Villagers date-able.

>>135844585
Unless you are in the same timezone as CA, it doesn't matter how much longer the weekend will go on for.
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>>135844086
I ended up with such ennui once I has a proper amount of iridium.

The band doesn't really do much, since you've pretty much finished all combat.

The pickaxe is pointless since bombs are overwhelmingly more valuable.

The hoe is semi-pointless since outside of 1st of the month you never really have a use to justify it

The watering can is also semi-pointless since you're better off with sprinklers by this point and there's no energy saving.

The axe was the only one that kinda made sense, but then you don't really need wood by then.

I ended up making a few crystallariums and never really got around to anything else.
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>>135844815
You could just add another scarecrow you fucking imbecile.
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Other people besides me have been running into bugs where events aren't going off. ConcernedApe released this yesterday morning for editing save files.

http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/save-file-editing-guide-for-solving-some-common-issues.110762/

Apologies if someone has already found and posted this. Just trying to help because I was really frustrated.
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>>135844926
but this way, it's a challenge
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>>135844654
The realization of who is best girl.
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>>135844989
No, it's you trying to optimize something but refusing the clearly best strategy for no reason.
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>>135845098
>no reason
challenge
I find challenge fun
and because I want to
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>anon, would you do me the honor of joining me on her maiden voyage?
>no
>...
>i see
>[walk away]
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>>135844921

I might do the same. I'd ideally like a crystallarium for diamonds and currently only use one to keep tender Sebastian stocked full of frozen tears.
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>>135842054
If you leave a stump they regrow in 10 days after, if you cut the stump too, they will regrow in the same amount of time i think
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has CA commented on this yet?
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>>135845242
>Best friend i ever had in this place, have a thing for him
>Gives me a freaking bouquet
>This has to mean i can hope for more right?
>Decide to set up a boat ride so i can confess my feelings once my mind is set
>The day is finnaly here
>No

I can't help but feel sorry for most of then when you reject then, i mean you gave then a freaking bouquet beforehand they probably had their hopes up.
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when am I meant to get the meteor? I'm in summer Y2
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I think I dodged a bullet by gearing up beehives during winter instead of aiming for a 500+ seed spring. planting 200 was already a nuisance.
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>>135846434
Why would he have to?

>>135846653
Mine didn't land until after year 3 started.
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>>135846841

he doesn't have to do anything, you uppity nigger. but he's pretty engaged with the community and having hints of molestation seems pretty out of tone with the rest of the game so i wondered what went into that creative choice (yeah, yeah, the valley is surrounded by war, but you know).
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>>135844306
It's just new dialogue. Maybe an emily and shane are marriageable.

I'm hoping for a lot more secret areas. More areas the bus can go to. More dungeons. A "community center II" setup where you send dosh or goods to help with the war effort. At the end of or as part of the rewards you get NPC's that start showing up at the saloon that you can romance/employ. You equip them and can send them to an abstracted dungeon with food, pack animals, storage backpacks and maybe a cart with crates, armor, weapons, tools, etc and they'll mine and bring back stuff a week later or whatever More differentiation between joja and Pierre's seed stock . Maybe with pierre offering hierloom seeds with better stats/grow speeds and shit like some weird local herbs and shit vs joja having foreign stuff. More plants that you'll find secret locations with snazzy looks Maybe some neat cave fungus/cave plants/cave "trees" you find down there. I love having a purple amaranth farm

Maybe a way to "tame" more dungeon monsters for ranching and they can make some niche products. A farm of those rock crabs would be 2cute. An abstracted export to national market option to load onto a train that stops by once weekly. The market has some supply and demand to it so prices fluctuate to make what you grow less of a no-brainer. Service contracts with the bar to supply them with raw ingredients or dishes or whatever. Maybe fish farming in your ponds? I could see that being tight. That and aquaculture in general. More depth to the shroom/bat cave with subquests for expanding it with robin's help and growing the populations Windmills and grain milling. Dye crafting and many sources of dye across the professions. More detail to the weaving allowing you to learn how to make stuff. To buy a vacant lot and build a shop you can sell goods at prices you set and staff yourself or have a wife/hired npc man. Wider selection of livestock

Maybe even buy other farms, wife runs yours


>>135846709
I know right?
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>>135846536
I thought it might be cruel to not even humour him but Elliot is such a smug ass that I wanted to fuck with him. I wanted to do the same to Harvey for being a creepy weirdo but I didn't get the option to shut him down.
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>>135847251
CA could also do stuff with underground farming and quest lines with the dwarves or krobus which would be unlocked as an event
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>go mining
>attacked from all sides by flies which take countless hits
>food gives no health
>die trying to escape
>lose 8 levels in mines, hundreds of gold and half my backpack
>uninstall
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>>135847581

Good riddance. If you're getting shrekt by bugs you shouldn't be playing in the first place.
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>>135847581
>food gives no health
I'll take bullshit for 500 please
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I just harvested my first 15 parsnips but I got no seeds from them

How do I replant?
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>>135847581
>be awful at videogames
>uninstall

>>135847689
There's a few that don't, he probably should have been less fucking retarded and checked what food gives health before going in there.

>>135847720
Buy more seeds.
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>>135847682
How are you supposed to keep them off? They attack in packs and the sword only does 1 damage.

>>135847689
Oh wow like 14 health when I'm getting bumraped by flies and stuff that just comes out of rocks. I ate like 6 items and it barely moved the health bar
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>>135847581
get gud
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>>135847720
Sell them and buy more. Have you not played a game like this?
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>>135847046
>hints of molestation
>on a thread full of people who barely understand social interaction at the best of times.

Might as well ask him about all the cuckoldry, about why Kent is a ghost, about why you give your loved one a mind rape amulet, about why Abby has pica because she's secretly pregnant, about when the game ends due to the gotoro empire carpet bombing the town and so on.
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>>135847361
Harvey doesn't have an option to reject him because CA knows he is objectively the best boy.
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>>135847802
No thanks, the game isn't fun enough to persevere. MMO devs realised years ago that players won't tolerate mindless grind if you lose progress.

Why does a game like this have a shitty sub-zelda combat system anyway?
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>>135835069
ABIGAL IS BEST GIRL
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Who is the best wife and why /sdvg/?
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>>135847378

i definitely agree there needs to be more quests/stuff to do with the areas you unlock later in the game. the sewers are completely disappointing: what, they have a fish you can only catch once + a shop? desert's not bad, but wish there was more to do there, or else, other areas you could take to the bus to that are like the desert. more exploring/more combat/more quests that take you outside of the town.
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>>135847776
>1 damage
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>>135847776
>How are you supposed to keep them off? They attack in packs and the sword only does 1 damage.

Get a better sword. Shouldn't you have found one by the time you get to the jungle area?
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>>135847773
>Buy more seeds.
>>135847835
>Sell them and buy more.

Is this game made by Monsanto or something?
You shouldn't have to buy seeds after every healthy harvest, only GMO plants are infertile.
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Starting the second week of my first autumn, I feel like the game has stalled to a grind.
I'm no longer exploring, looking for new and undiscovered content to run through, I got to the caves and upgraded all my important tools to gold and I don't have anywhere near as much gold as I'd need to get to the desert.
Should I keep pushing, am I doing something wrong or is this how the game goes from this point forwards?
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>>135845242
Sam was pretty good too.
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>>135847581
>die in mine
>alt+f4 because savescum
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>>135847932
>be awful at videogames
>cry
go play facebook shit games or whatever
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>>135844815
>>135843921

I worked a little bit on this map layout with a little help from >>135844436

and I think I've found the best possible outcome:
this layout covers 213 tiles, all under one scarecrow and waters itself
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>>135847878
>criticizes people for not understanding social interaction
>uses the word "cuckoldry"
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>>135848012
I'm wasn't in a jungle area and I only had the starting sword. Where do you get a sword from?
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>>135847932
git gud
>Why does a game like this have a shitty sub-zelda combat system anyway?
Because Minecraft set the bar for casual indie games back to the 1970's, there's two enemies that have ranged attacks and everything else just walks towards you
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Is there a way to to fix a tile if I accidentally used the hoe on it? I wanted to place something there but I fucked.
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>>135847581
>Doesn't make good food
>Doesn't use a crafted staircase
>Can't time his attacks right
>Can't kite
>Ignores the danger fog
>Uninstalls cause he got out fukken skilled
And nothing of value was lost
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>>135848059
>only GMO plants are infertile.
Terminator seeds aren't in commercial use so that's false, replanting seeds are allowed if you pay the license fee but why bother with second generation seeds when you'll pay the same anyway.
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>>135848240
use the pickaxe
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>>135848061
Games like this are basically single-player MMOs with less content, the whole thing is a grind.
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>>135848149

but where do the sprinklers go, anon?
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>>135848127
>go play facebook shit games or whatever

This is pretty much a facebook game except you have to pay for it.
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>>135848343
I'm wondering if there's a rich and interesting end-game I haven't reached yet, just like how MMOs do.
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>>135848209
There are no flies in the first floors of the mines, not counting the stupidly easy 1HP cave bugs. By floor 20 or whenever you get to the jungle area where the flies spawn you should get a chest with a steel sword in it.
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>>135847894
Come now, anon, surely you don't really believe that.
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>>135847932
He wanted a casual game so it was easier to chill and have a good time instead of going full dark souls

>>135848012
Plus the deeper he goes the more gear he unlocks at the adventurer guild. He doesn't even have to find a better one
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>>135848494
And you're too bad for it.
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>>135847963
Your wife because you love her.
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>>135848257
I don't have any recipes other than the field snack thing where you mix seeds.
What is a crafted staircase and how does it help?
Combat is too boring and annoying to focus on timing attacks
Don't know about kites I didn't get that far into the game.
Don't know what danger fog is
Uninstalled because this game is too boring to lose progress
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>>135847776
make some fucking miner's treat and root platters ya cunt
the milk for the treat is only a problem if you're a little bitch
now get back on that fucking game and just try to prove me wrong
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>>135848149
>poor frontage, no place for vined crops
>those 6 random gaps, driving you mad
>only vertically symmetrical.

If you stuck to just advanced sprinklers you could do 224 crops and have something that looks ordered and can support actual crop diversity.
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>>135848669
I don't have any recipes. I've seen a couple on TV but they don't go into the crafting menus.
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i wish fences didn't fucking degrade. i guess i should go with hardwood next time.

also relationships. that heart level shit needs to stay put too.
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>>135848445
in the middle of the squares, you dingus

>>135848686
vine crops a shit
stop growing hops
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>>135848789
You need a kitchen to cook. Upgrade your house.
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>>135848059
It's a poor balance feature to make a broader distinction between single harvest and multi-harvest crops.
Just sanic through the farming skill levels and craft a seed maker or keep an eye on the traveling merchant and buy stuff for the dye bundle
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>>135848912
How?
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>>135848789
miner's treat - lvl 3 mining
root's platter - lvl 3 combat
stop being poor and upgrade your house so you have a kitchen
stop diving too deep into the mines with a wooden blade and your mother's crocs
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>>135848949
Robin, the carpenter you meet at the BEGINNING OF THE GAME tells you right away to see her about building a bigger house.
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>>135848525
There are flies a long way before 20, I was at 15 and already sick of them. No steel swords.
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So this is what it means when the spirits are in a good mood?

Why bother dungeon crawling when they aren't when you get nothing comparable.
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>>135849068
Robin didn't mention anything about upgrading houses, just the axe quest and the coop.
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>>135848061
Fall is dosh season. you'll easily make enough from the cranberry glory hole. If you don't, you have all of winter to fish for more capital, keg/preserve/mayo/cheese more capital, and mine for iron and gold for quality sprinklers/preservation jars/kegs/bee hives of choice for a more automated farm which will let you buy the bus in spring. With your income scaled back up to the curse you'll be free to dig look around more.
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>>135847581
>>135847932
>>135848494
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>Most of the recipies require ingredients like Wheat Flour, Vinegar or Sugar
>You can't actually make any of those ingredients
>Even though you can make everything you'd need to make them.

What am I even using to pickle vegetables if I can't produce vinegar.

>>135849072
I honestly had trouble with the flies at first because I still had the starting sword. Having reached 40+ on the Skull Cavern I'd still say they're honestly the hardest part of the combat game. Once you kill enough of them you get access to new weapons and just snowball on from there.
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>>135849283
You don't need to cry just because your overhyped game has been found out.
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>>135848664
Mining:2, it lets you go to the next level. It's essentially an escape rope. Well gee friendo, if you don't try to fight worth shit and you don't try to kite enemies to group them up for you swing you die, imagine that.
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>>135849250
Just talk to her, goddamn.
Her house/shop is north of town, there's a shortcut there from the top of your farm.
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>>135847932
You're still here? You were bullshiting about "facebook" game since yesterday don't you have anything better to do?
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>>135849391
I think he's calling you the crybaby, Mr. I-Can't-Beat-A-Shitty-Sub-Zelda-Combat-System
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>>135849574
I talked to her, nothing about upgrading a house. I went to enquire about a coop and it was way too expensive.

Why does the game give you mail to get things you clearly can't afford at that stage of the game?
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what kind of spouse-specific dialog are you looking forward to?
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>>135847963
Jodi.
Because she's a great mom and goes to church every sunday
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>>135849391
Walk it off, Francis. An eight year old could finish the mines.
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>>135843392
I feel this way myself, but its become an obsessive thing for me to look up optimal things in regards to games after Fucking up getting all 108 stars of destiny in suikoden 5 five times in a row , wasting 10+ hours each time. I think i developed OCD due to that.Now i try to 100% everything in one playthrough, hence the reason why i'll NEVER play xenoblade chronicles
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Is World's Dawn anything like this?
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>>135848868
Just use stone? It's cheap and you get a lot of it.

>>135848871
As opposed to? Hops are only outclassed by ancient fruit, cranberries and star fruit on a per seed basis. The only addition is pumpkin if your limiter is number of kegs
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>>135849189
Cause you can also cook +luck food
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>>135849876
I'm actually like that too, but i'm still having fun with the game.

Most of the time i'm like "i'd rathe not fuck up something and then have to replay the exact same thing again".

Except maybe Castlevania curse of darkness. I always liked replaying that one for some odd reason.
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>>135849771
Suggestive Abby-dialogue.
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>>135849250

You are the biggest dumbass out there.
The opening cutscenes explain the fucking Kitchen.
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>people complaining about the mines and combat when it's completely optional

Between fishing, the quarry, Sandy,Krobus and Clint you can complete almost* every single thing in the game.

The only thing you can't complete is a fish bundle, because it's the only source of ghostfish, but you only need level 20 to reach it anyway.
>>135849876
One of my life goals will be to 100% Star Ocean 3 with all Battle Trophies. It'll honestly take me a few years
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>>135849250
The very first scene where she's talking about the house along with Lewis has her mentioning about the house upgrade.
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>>135850382
Oh so I'm supposed to memorise every bit of dialogue.
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>>135850452
Yeah wow, how dare a game tell you information and expect you to remember it?
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>>135843103
Same. I just wanted better general dialogue so it'd be easier to find out where fish are when, what people liked, AND HOLY FUCK YOU FAGGOT I GOT THE THING YOU ORDERED NOW I CAN'T FIND YOU AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE AND THERE WENT 5 HOURS LOOKING AND THE GAME WONT LET ME JUST KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR SO YOU'LL ANSWER IT AND I CAN SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH THAT ONAHO- I MEAN SEA CUCUMBER YOU WANTED.. Now I'm ruined and mad as hell.
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>>135850382
She also sends that information in a mail too, I believe.
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>>135850452
>Not taking notice of important stuff in dialogue
>Robin talks about house upgrades and such
>There's Marnie's shop which sells animals but you don't have proper buildings for then
>"Maybe Robin could build me some"

Anon please don't be retarded.
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>>135850341
You get ghost fish from the cart
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>>135850341
What about the unique rings from adventure guild challenge?
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>>135850452

>game tells me to do thing/about thing
>H-h-how am I supposed to know?


Here's a question, anon, to be completely fair, how would you LIKE the game to tell you about such upgrades?
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>>135849771
>a guy I play gridball with called me a faggot so I kicked his ass
>uh, alex...
>... oh, shit!
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>>135850598
I got a quest to build a coop but couldn't afford one. There's no way I could have that amount of money at that stage of the game.
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>>135850856
It's almost as if the game expects you to make progress...
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>>135850452
>Someone tells you something important for something relevant to you
>WELL WHY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW WHO BUILDS FARM STRUCTURES FOR ME
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>>135850856
I wasn't talking about being able to afford one or not, i was talking you not taking notice of the game explaning stuff to you. How else do you want the game to tell you? Giant neon signs pointing to where stuff is?
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>>135850756
>inb4 minimap with robin's house highlighted, arrow pointing your relative direction to it, and a quest tracker on screen saying pay robin the carpenter to build you a coop! 0/1
Modern gaming has ruined shit
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>>135850746
Meh, it's not like they can do anything for you, or even exist graphically outside of a single equipment screen.

By that token you miss out on most of the combat equipment, but the point is you don't need it anyway.

I mean, technically you can't do any Slime Hutch stuff either, but then again there's not really anything to do with it anyway.

>>135850724
Good point
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>>135851227
Didn't he already add something similar in the form of quest to get you go back to CC?
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Should we start a list of minor bugs/inconsistencies? Things like seeing people leaving the flower dance and going into their homes before entering the flower dance and them being there? Or the fact that animal heads clip over the ends of the barn's inside.
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To marry someone do I need to give them the bouquet at 8 hearts or 10?
Also, do I buy the pendant before or after proposing?
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>>135851227
There is a quest tracker on screen, drives me mad the way that question mark kinda throbs at times.

But it is comfy to unwrap all my rewards at the end of the day rather than when I hand a quest in.

>>135851418
Try actually doing any of what you're talking about and find out.
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>>135851291

Technically you could do slime using secret forest or gypsy (albeit incredibly slowly).
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What the fuck are the winter seeds for if you can't grow shit during winter?
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>>135851375
Pierre letting other villagers in before 9am.
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>>135851291
Secret forest
Ideaguy time, what kind of neat shit should slime hutch have?
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>>135851536
you can grow them in winter
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Did the anon making the bustier cowgirls ever upload it anywhere?
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>>135851691
But how?
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>>135851418
You've been finding lost books right?

>>135851536
Guess what is growing in winter
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>>135851515
>>135851625

You can buy slime all over the place, the problem is the egg machines are locked to level 6 or so requiring you to actually do combat.

>>135851536
If you had some, you could just plant them and find out
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Is this Junimo following me for any particular reason?
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>>135851843
But I can't plant them, my hoe doesn't work
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>>135851538

Haley will go out in the rain if you used a rain totem.

Queen of Sauce will count it as a re-run even if you haven't seen it (might just be an oversight), meaning if you miss one you'll be reading through re-runs forever.

Early game can have requests on the board that are impossible to fulfill (cauliflower 2 day limit on day 5) or nearly-impossible since 1/10000 chance gypsy saves you in time.
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>>135849771
Haley being Haley again.

It was really cute when she said that nowadays she really enjoys the smell of dirt because of you or how her relationship with her sister improved a lot and how she grew to appreciate the small village.

More stuff like this. I'm curious what kind of wife she will be when she is not just your generic housewife #32
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>>135851538
You're new here. You don't get to be in the sekrit club.
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>>135851921
get out of his way, he's trying to give your bundle to the Jewish overlords
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>>135851779
the same way you plant seeds in other seasons
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I want to cum inside Abigail.
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>>135851983
>re run

You are talking about an actual bug and not just that you don't know how television works, right?
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>>135851983

Clint requests you upgrade your tools even if you've maxed everything

Granny will brag about one-day sending you a recipe she already has (alzehiemers?)

Beach-boy talks about waking up to the party outside of his house, but if you wait on the bridge he'll actually leave the beach before the timer for the party runs out

Vincent will ask where his mommy is when she's literally 2 steps in front of him.

And that's without getting into meme's like the 5 hour pizza or abigail eating rocks.
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>>135852506
>5 hour pizza
What's this one?
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>>135852628

Monday or Tuesday Marnie will be waiting on her microwave pizza for several hours.
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The questions in this thread are weird.

You do realise there's no "end-game" or anything like that. Discovering how things work is literally all there is to the game itself, other than an annoying fishing minigame.
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>bought Mermaid's Pendant from sailor ghost
>tfw you get to rim Sebastian for the rest of your life
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Hypothetically speaking, if I was unhappy with my marriage to Sebastian, could I use a save editor or something to divorce him so I could marry someone better who doesn't add an ugly addition to my house and mope about not being able to ride his motorcycle anymore?
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>>135853041
Yes, there was even a thread on the official forums where a guy edited save files for people who wanted divorces.
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>>135851979
Yeah it does cause I grew a good 150 of them last winter
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>pierre shows up to my house just to shill his seeds
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>>135852161
I want abigail to cum inside caroline while Caroline cums inside of my fertile womb How's that for a farming horror movie?
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before i ever went in leah's hut (e.g., her talking about "don't mind the loud banging sounds" and the door always being locked) i thought she was a serial killer.
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>>135853409
But you'll still buy then right? Don't go to Joja
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>>135852908
Different strokes for different folks

>>135853409
I was inches from buying a joja membership when he let morris get away with handing out 50% off discounts in his general store. There's some shit you just don't let go.
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>>135853412
Have japs fixed the issue of gay couples forcing to adopt for kids?
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>>135853412
You haven't watched "The Farmer's Daughter" have you? Go watch that and then see if your futanari fantasy is a horror story still.
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>>135852908

I feel like with a few modifications you could have some interesting challenge modes.

But for the most part you're right, the explored content and mastering the systems is all there is, there isn't a huge amount of content and the systems are meant to be somewhat casual.

What keeps people hoping is the fact that the fundementals of the game are so fun that hopefully it will be easy to expand on in the future.

Ultimately, this game is sort of the ultimate "how many hours of game is worth how much money" because post-eval you're kinda scraping at the bottom

I think it's worth 15 bucks though, and could easily be a once-a-year replay like HM Gamecube was for a long time.
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http://steamcommunity.com/gid/103582791440692154#announcements/detail/822278032384212096
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>>135852161
Me too.
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>>135853573
Nein. The proud germanic ubermensch have succeeding in doing it with two female fish and also with sheep. Hooman beans soon.
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>>135853721
Someone upload the GOG version, I will post a picture of a cake for you
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>>135853721
Fuck, forgot to post the details

"With version 1.06, the first steps are taken to improving marriage in Stardew Valley! Each spouse now has a unique dialogue sheet, and leaves the house at least once a week to visit town or take a walk. In short, they retain a lot more of their unique "personality" after marriage.

Changelog:
>Added unique dialogues for all spouses.
>Spouses now leave the house on mondays.
>Value of most animal products increased.
>Holly is now poisonous.
>Missing events problem shouldn't happen anymore.
>Minor bug/grammar/graphics fixes.


There will be more marriage improvements to come. Hope you're having a nice weekend."

-ConcernedApe
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NEW UPDATE
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>>135853721
>There will be more marriage improvements to come. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

Nice. I want some cute marriage events with the person you married and the children.
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Do I need to water my plants the day I plant them if they have a sprinkler next to them?
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>>135854027
Like incest?
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>>135853721
Just in time too. I'm going to spend a good part of today trying to get the 2nd house upgrade and the mermaid's pendant so I can marry Abigail.
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I lost my hoe. Is there a way to get it back? I've checked all of my chests and even my fridge, it's not anywhere.
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Who thinks the game would have better with an actual end? Like, say, eval at the end of 2 and maybe a real end at the end of 3 or 4, it would make your actions more meaningful and would have been a nice challenge.

But ultimately it just becomes a checklist eventually if you have enough money, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, go check something off, sleep sleep sleep away the seasons like Van Winkle.

Hell, for a late game item a potion that actually makes you sleep away seasons would have been interesting.
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>>135854092
RESET
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>>135854063
Yes, unless it's raining. Sprinklers only activate while you're sleeping.
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>>135853721
>>135853912
Based Ape
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>>135854063
Yes, you always need to water the first of the month unless you leave crops from previous seasons to wither, in which case you don't water, but you need to clear instead.
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>>135854092
She's probably in the trailer with her mom
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>>135854239
Thanks
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>>135854092
You can probably use a save editor to add it back in.
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>>135854063

If you don't want to lose a day, yeah.
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>>135854092
Freezer I could understand, but fridge?
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>>135854063
depends, did you put the sprinklers down a day or so before? if so then you don't have too, you can tell cause the soil looks wet. now if you put the sprinkler down the day you planted them then yes you have too
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>>135854215
Nah i like it the way it is, having to stop playing in Harvest moon 64 actually made me sad when i was small, i wanted to keep improving until i got sick of it.
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>>135854215

i'd be down with this if we were able to start "end of game" on our own by triggering some event. i also think it should have a bunch of prereqs though, like skull key, rusty key, access to casino, etc.

i would ideally like it to "end" at some point, but i would like to have the option to keep playing forever too.
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I'm not far enough to marry in my game yet, can any of you anons post some of the new dialogue?
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>>135854092
>tfw die and lose my obsidian sword thingy
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>>135853912
Now I can finally claim what is mine.
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>>135854642
How about it having an ending, but once the ending's over, if you load the save file you'd get to keep playing after the ending?

>>135854757
Reset. It's just a game, you don't need to live with your mistakes.
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>>135854215
Nah, I think it's best as is with what you describe as a NG+ option. Like he says in the interview, he wanted a relaxed game and the view you suggest makes for a fun sucking powergame grind.
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>>135853912
>leaves the house at least once a week
Oh good, the promise of more cuckposting.
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>>135854215
>actions more meaningful
Don't need a time limit for that, just more involved dialogue

Have Marnie take orders for hay from the player, or events where she comes to the farm to check up on your animals.
Have more scenes like when you sell direct to Pierre and Abby talks about blueberries.
Have the community center actually serve a purpose beyond making Clint unreliable
Have more dialogue the more you fill out the museum.
Have marriage and kids actually mean something rather than having the whole town immediately forget, which hopefully this new patch will be starting on
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>>135854989
Follow your wife/husband, /sdvg/ and report back
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>>135854989
Quick! You find your waifu in a bush with Emily or your husbando with the wizard. What do?
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>>135855107
They entered a house they've never visited before and locked the door.
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>>135854989
Yeah, good job starting it btw.
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>>135855143
Shoot em both, Grady. Where's your gun at?
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>>135855172
Who's house?
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>>135855172
Was it the Hat mouse house?
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>>135854989
>Hates it
>Posts it
Uh...
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>>135854887

unless it's a sad ending like the surrounding war closing in on stardew valley and your entire farm has been burnt and the earth salted :(
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Penny says she goes the the library to check out books now
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So the cashier and Morris are robots, right?
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What are the known boxes, /sdvg/?

I just got the super cucumber behind the blacksmith and the strange bun to Vincent's room, are there other you guys figured out?
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>>135855646
Duck mayo in the saloon i think.
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>>135855420
Bullshit. She goes to check out Gunther's hot hillbilly ass.
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>>135835069
Know what the game needs? More tree types. Foraging is a complete bottom bitch. I want to be checking rare trees for seeds and make an exotic wood forest to selectively harvest.
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>>135854271

Hehehe.
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>>135855646
in the saloon behind the barrels, duck mayo is required
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>>135855763
Anon don't be silly, Gunther is just a robot whose sole purpose is to live inside the libary and repeat the same line every time you talk to him, and write his name wrong in the talk you letter in what was supposed to be a book.

Everyone knows that.
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>>135855971

Him, the woman of Jojamart and Willy, willy is a upgraded version of Gunther, since he accepts presents.
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>>135855646
What are these weird ass things you get out of the boxes, anyway?
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>>135856606
statues, they don't do anything
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>>135853608
The 1947 film?
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>>135847581
go back to playing dolls you whiner
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>>135856716
Not yet, they don't.
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Is the well used for anything?
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Hey /sdvg/, I'm trying to get Penny to marry me but it hasn't rained for two straight months for me, so I can't get the mermaid pendant. Is there any way to force rain?
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>>135856984
look through the mods list in the OP. Storm has a mod that lets you fiddle with weather chances.
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>>135856984
rain totem
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>>135856984
Rain totem

>>135856851
A well
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>>135856851
use it to refill watering can
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>>135857321
So it's basically useless since you can use the water on the farmland?
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>>135856851
Jokes.
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>>135856851
Unlocks a new NPC.
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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

With version 1.06, the first steps are taken to improving marriage in Stardew Valley! Each spouse now has a unique dialogue sheet, and leaves the house at least once a week to visit town or take a walk. In short, they retain a lot more of their unique "personality" after marriage.

Changelog:
Added unique dialogues for all spouses.
Spouses now leave the house on mondays.
Value of most animal products increased.
Holly is now poisonous.
Missing events problem shouldn't happen anymore.
Minor bug/grammar/graphics fixes.

There will be more marriage improvements to come. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

-ConcernedApe
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>>135857403

You make it a shorter trek to fill the watering can.
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>>135857580

It's true?
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>>135857613
>literally married sebastian half an hour ago

wonderful
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>>135846434

I think the Jack-in-the-box is either Jas' parents or Shane.
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>>135857613
Ape delivered before the weekend was over. Nice.
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>>135857768
you deserve it for marrying that twat, you homosexual
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>>135857403
It's like 10 minutes a screen. that's 20+ minutes you could have been working
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>>135857915
but he's cute
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WHERE ARE THESE BATS GETTING PEACHES IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
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>>135835142
Go and follow your dreams, anon!
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/sivs-marriage-mods-shane-linus-emily.109678/
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>>135858010
Get out
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>>135858094
CUUUUUUUUTE
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>>135858094
>not liking gays
>>>/reddit/
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>>135853912
>>Holly is now poisonous.
Fucking finally. Or maybe not. Maybe I was waiting for some dumb girl to die from eating Holly because she did it on Stardew Valley.
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>>135858484
you're the redditor here, homo
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Barbed Hook makes no fucking sense. It's pure garbage. It makes the hardest fish astronomically harder by letting them fling your fishing bar around. It should suppress rapid fish movement, not throw your fishing bar so hard it bounces off the ends for days.
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>>135858647
You're meant to use it to go to automate fishing for you, not to actually catch important things.

Go to the ocean, get yourself 20 sea cucumbers and then make a real tackle.

There's only two in the whole game that are actually worth using.
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>>135858929
Dressed spinner and treasure hunter?
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So according to wiki Magnet tackle raises treasure chance by like double (15% chance is apparently the base chance for treasure chests), so it becomes double. If you also have pirate from fishing rank 10, would it double the current 30% chance or would it double the base 15%?
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>>135858929
Trap Bobber and Treasure Hunter?

Also is the Magnet still classified as Bait and not Tackle?
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>>135857580

SOUNDS LIKE LIES CREATES TO SUPPRESS THE SUPREME SPRINKLER OVERLORDS
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>Update comes out
>finds a Dwarf scroll 4 and a Prismatic shard right away
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>>135859121
Trap bobber for hard fish, and Treasure hunter/magnet i'd guess.
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>>135858094

are you the same anon that was hating on sebby yesterday b/c your dad molested you? just b/c you were diddled, that's no reason to be mean to pixelated husbandos.
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>Magnet tackle is considered to be bait

Wait what? Did anyone report this to ape yet?
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PATCH
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I love you Haley!

>>135857892
That picture is so cute. We were really lucky to have so great drawanons with us.
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>>135835142
Why can't you anyway?
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Ape just started doing a Q&A on reddit.

Ask him about Sam and Penny's tree climbing.
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it's already monday for me

Can't wait for the new lines to be, what, 3 to 5 tops?
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>>135858929
The fuck? This is already the most fun fishing mechanic in any game yet made. Why would I want to ruin it by turning it into boring automated bullshit?
And what is there to even catch that's worth fishing for that a barbed hook automates? I'm level 10 fishing and half the shit I fish for fucks over the barbed hook, and the few that don't are so easy there's no need for the barb.
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>>135857613
>still can't marry shane officially
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>>135859897
link?
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Shane marriage when?
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>>135860683
https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/4b8s7v/im_concernedape_developer_of_stardew_valley_ask/
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>>135860683
Litteraly just google stardew valley reddit. It's on the top threads.
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>>135856796
Sorry, I meant "The Farmer's Daughters".
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>>135859769
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>Most of the stuff he's asnwering are the usual "Did you expect this much sucess?", or stupid shit about how he's doing because they upvote those questions

Ask about the game you fucks.
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Does anyone else spend time delaying that son of a bitch Shane from getting to work on time every day?

I think one time I delayed him by 2 hours.
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>>135861209
Here come the shane fanboys...
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>>135858032
Pierre's
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>>135861110
b-but muh e-celeb gossip!

It's an AMA. Hugboxing and shitty questions getting cherrypicked and pertinent questions ignored is a given.
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>I want to do a substantial version 1.1 content update here in the near future.
>I'm interested in adding two new marriage candidates (will probably let the community pick 1 male and 1 female), new crops (coffee?), more end-game content (more buildings, more expensive stuff), more character development cutscenes, possibly more variety in the mines, and just general improvements to many little things that have been bugging me.
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>>135857915
>>135858094
>I'm a girl playing a girl
>Marry sebby
>This makes me a homo
Well I guess? Fuck you too...
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>>135861640
SHANE EMILY CONFIRMED
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>>135861031
I love my cute little bimbo.
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>>135861691
If he asks reddit they will probably vote for robin sadly
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>>135859223
Apparently the magnet is bait so it doesn't even matter since it's an iron bar a cast or whatever it takes to make

>>135859685
Where do you report stuff to anyway?
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>>135861679
girls dont real, homo
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>>135861640
>still nothing about aniimal festivals, Pet utility, more hm related content or new places to go with the bus
I guess the retard questions about sucess and pointless stuff will keep going.
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>>135861679
There are no girls on the internet. TITS OR GTFO.
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>>135861789
as if he'd ever let you cuck demetrius
shane is happening so it's really just a competition between sandy and emily
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>>135861640
>not being able to marry shane officially until version 1.1
holy shit the wait is suffering. i just want my depressed husbando's child
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Apparently Leah gives you mushrooms if you waifu her, because she keeps her wild fruit hunting habits.
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>>135862302
Pam romance soon
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>>135859897
Has anyone on there suggested a fish hatchery building, to let you raise your own fish year-round so you don't have to collect Salmon and let them sit in a chest to keep Alex happy?
>>
why are you nignogs so bent on emily as a marriage option? sandy is where it's at.
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>>135862302
Since sandy is less known is it safe to say that Emily will be the girl character?
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>>135861679
Be careful, they are accusing you of homofaggotry to trick you into showing tits.

t. knower
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>>135861842
Apparently you get 3 out of crafting, and the description of "fish not being crazy about the taste, probably means it is supposed to be bait.
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>when can i marriage with Jas?
You pranksters
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>>135860894
>Oh neat, an anon recommending a Loretta Young movie, that's a rare...
>Oh
>Oh he's actually referring to a gang-rape porno

It's a long shot, but I'm still disappointed when it doesn't pan out.
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is the new dialogue working for everyone?
I've talked to Leah about 5 times and got same old same old, but now when I try to talk to her, no box comes up.
Upon leaving and re-entering the house it says I can talk to her again, but still nothing - my hotkey bar flashes and the noise goes off indicating that a speech bubble is supposed to pop up
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>>135862324
At least he's pretty much confirmed
>Not much, I'm already on board the shane train.
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I refuse to believe there's this many gay people playing this game. Are you all husbandofags pretending?
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>>135862530
i doubt sandy will leave the oasis too, so probably. clint will probably off himself but all my tools are already upgraded so it's hard to care

>>135862975
believe it
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>>135862975
Why do you care that much?
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>>135862918
>Tfw already married to Haley

How do i divorce?
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>>135862975
This genre has always drawn as many or more women than men. So there are lots of straight females playing. How many of them actually come to 4chan is what you need to be wary about.
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>>135862975
Its highly likely many femanons are sperm whales, don't even bother.
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Is there any way to "freeze" crops for aesthetic reasons?

I've got my farm looking all comfy and I'd love to be able to keep parts of it.

Like maybe have harvest-ready crops not wither once a season's out until you actually pick them.

>>135862975
>there's this many gay people
>4chan
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>>135863106
I'm just suprised.
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>>135860840
>[Serious] Was Penny a virgin when we married her or Sam did indeed boned her on that tree Vincent mentioned?
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>>135863246
>He fell for the gay meme
Do you also think there's thousands of tilesexuals?
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Shed/Basement confirmed
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>>135862918
I want to ride Shane's train
>>
>finally find a use for the dumbass slingshot
>use it to snipe at some rabbits/birds in the field
>rock passes right through them
God dammit.
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>>135863475
You should do your AMA here instead, CA
Reddit is a vile place
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>>135862883
the first time i talked to sebastian after the patch, he said that he went out for a motorcycle ride last night because he couldn't sleep

sometimes no dialogue comes up though. i don't think it's exclusive to spouses because i remember this issue happening with robin and elliott sometimes

>>135862975
no

sebby-kun is very sweet and so is the cum that i milk from him every night
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>>135861110
I just asked him about the magnet tackle
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>>135863676
I don't think he wants people to think he goes onto 4chan
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>>135863430
>gay meme
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>Finally drop Dwarf Scroll II
>this happens
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135863676
And 4chan isn't? Don't kid yourself, anon.
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>>135863834
Just look at Notch. People never let him forget that he browsed this shithole once
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At this rate ConcernedApe is going to be a cuck for the Reddit community.

Seriously, all of their asinine complaints have been answered. Spouse looking creepy because they're turned sideways during sleep? Make them face north, problem solved!

Mark my words, this is the beginning of the end. Shane and Emily should remain unavailable for marriage. Fuck you niggas for thinking otherwise.

RIP in peace Stardew, aka "Cuckdew Valley"
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>>135863960
4chan is comfy
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>>135862975
>pretending that 4chan isn't all gay people who only after waifus for keks
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>>135863976
you are a very, very jaded individual and you should try to improve
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SHOULD I BECOME A JOJA COMPANY MEMBER
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>>135863676
>4chan
>Reddit
He should go to Nairaland if he wants a civilized place
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>>135863876
>using mods
Kek.
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>>135863976
I agree on some level. I don't think him listening to /sdvg/ would be much better, but I fear the influence reddit might have on him and how it will affect the game. He should just do his thing.
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>>135863475
Sheds would be a welcome addition, as would new brewing products to produce inside them.
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>>135864046

You will remember this moment a year from now, when the game becomes a bloated monstrosity, thanks to ConcernedApe implementing every asinine "idea" or "complaint" that Reddit throws on their forum.

Stardew will lose its charm-- every update will thrust a new gimmick, a new pointless addition.

It'll be the next Minecraft.
>>
best summer crops? best sprinkler/scarecrow grid for said summer crops?
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>>135864026
normies think its evil
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>>135864375
Blueberry
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>>135864325
>Breaking Bad extension
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CA is so dreamy. I wonder if he ever had to prostitute his body to keep paying rent to pursue his dream?
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>>135864217
Only quality of life stuff, like the smart mod to just TAB all items into chests, show price on mouseover and cute portraits/characters/monsters. It shouldn't be causing my fucking game to hang. It's been this way for half an hour already, I was hoping it might come back to life but looks like it won't.
>>
Where tf (short for "the f*ck") is the blackberry basket?
>>
can you hit all achievements in the same save file?
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>>135864664
from the bus to the left, in front of the tunnel.
took me a year to find it.
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>>135864682

>plant everything at the same time
>one fucking crop decides it'll be a late bloomer


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135864682
No. You need at least two, because you have to complete all the community center bundles for one, or go the entire Joja Warehouse route for another.
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>>135861953
>>135862645
LOVE ME!!

>>135862678
Well tackle like the dazzling spinner would be close too.
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>>135864682
yes, except for the joja/community one.
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>>135864603

No, he was an usher at a... movie theater, I think? And lived off loans from family members and his girlfriend like a true hipster.

>>135864224

I agree to a certain extent, but without the community we'd still be walking slow as fuck diagonally.

There are some good additions, I just can't imagine he'll know when to stop. Anyone who played Minecraft through its early stages has seen this before....
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>>135864664
>tf (short for "the f*ck")
>>
>http://imgur.com/a/XOx1t
Hnnnnnnnnnng.
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>>135864515
I just wanted to brew something with my potatoes and corn, but I like your spirit.
>>
>>135864463
Normies don't go to places like reddit or 4chan, nor even heard about these "social" hobby sites, they go to facebook.

People who think that are tryhards who try to be special and different from the norm.
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>>135865083
isn't it ironic that this made the sentence 3 times longer than just using the full sentence.
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>>135864664
>(short for "the f*ck")
Please be bait
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>>135865265
>Normies don't go to places like reddit
o u
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>>135865083
>>
I fucking hate this general.
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>>135865501
Preach.
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>>135864162
DO YOU WANT ABIGAIL TO BECOME HOMELESS, GIVING LINUS' HANDIES SO SHE AT LEAST HAS A PLACE TO CRASH WHEN IT RAINS OR IT SNOWS AND THE ONLY THINGS SHE EATS IS WHAT SHE CAN BEG FOR, STEAL FROM TRASH CANS BEFORE LINUS GETS THEM, OR BURN PRECIOUS ENERGY TO FORAGE NUTS BEFORE THAT FAT FUCK LEAH GETS THEM? FUCK NO, BUY PIERRE, SAVE A WAIFU TODAY.
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>>135865501

Go to Reddit, come back, feel better.
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>>135865310
Yes, bait like such is good for fishing for replies, it gets the post more attention so someone can actually answer it
If noone answers it I will reply to my own post giving wrong advice so someone is compelled to correct me
Thanks for complimenting my bait, I worked hard on it
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>>135865501
hate is too strong of an emotion to waste on people you don't like.
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>>135865501
It's much better at night imo.
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I sure hope he does add the option without having to break it all down.
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>>135865325
If reddit is for normies, then so is /v/ and /b/
>inb4 yes
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>decide to go to the mines since I'm in the area and have nothing to do
>on a roll, collecting tons of good shit, steamrolling
>get 8 levels deeper than ever before, start running into all kinds of bullshit like those lame shaman, the lame bats, the lame shadow dudes, the lame helmet dudes, etc
>level 99 and used up all my food, low on health
>just breaking every rock trying to trigger the ladder to level 100
>ROCK JUMPS UP AND KILLS ME AFTER I HIT IT

Fuck ConcernedApe for tying such an important part of the fucking game into the worst aspect of the fucking game: The combat.

The mines are crucial to progress in the game, but the combat/RPG mechanics are so fucking shit that they suck shit by 20 year old SNES standards.

And to top it all off he made the penalty for dying in the mines so atrociously bad that you HAVE to restart the entire day. Otherwise you lose so much gold and so many items, some of them irreplaceable, that your save is ruined.
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>>135865501
Are you still here?

>>135865591
>become joja company member
>marry abby to save her from this destiny
>spend pictures to pierre until he takes his own life
seems like a win-win-win situation to me buddy
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>>135864889
you probably missed it while watering. Be more careful
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>>135865501
What is it that you hate specifically?
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>>135863314
The only question that matters.
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>>135865602
It reads exactly like Katawa Shoujo general in the beginning!
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>>135866081

unpossible

I water every tile, I even water the scarecrow and the tile behind scarecrows twice

I'm going to blame it on an earthquake
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>>135865501

go to the Undertale general & then you'll appreciate what we have, famjam.
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>I wish CA came to these generals for recommendations
hahaha

Patch 1.07
New item: Big black dicks
New favourite item list for Haley and Penny
New plus size character portrail for Abigail
New molestation questline
New cuckoldry backstory
New Game Plus Paedophile secret option
New easy mode fishing
New easy mode combat
New easy mode mining
All non *berry crops removed
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>>135865591
penny is my waifu

abigail can starve
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>>135865998
oh my yoba, get fucking wrecked you fucking piece of shit lol lmao!!!
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What kind of mod support does the game have?
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>>135865998

>i died because i didn't plan things through
>REEEE COMBAT SUCKS FUCK THE DEV REEEEE

I bet you were that kid who threw the N64 controller against the TV after dying in Mario, you punk ass scrub.

God forbid stupidity has consequences, we should have dying in the mines have little to no effect.
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>>135865140
>ALEX BEST WAIFU
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>>135866292
ebin, just ebin 4 teh win xD
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goats are bad right?
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>>135865998
You got greedy and were punished for it.
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>american hours
>general goes to shit
every fucking time
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>>135865501
hey, at least people are discussing the game and it's constantly being updated. i left another general because it's nothing but shitposting and circlejerking about thread identities
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>>135866654
Planning and combat execution are two entirely different things.
What your dumb ass is doing right here is telling me "yeah, the combat is absolute trash, so bring 2 stacks of food with you and some stone stairways every single time you take a trip anywhere near the mines."

Yeah, sure, keep sucking that filthy ape dick, pleb. You didn't touch on the shitty combat because you know you can't. No rational human being can defend the design choices that went into the mines.

>>135866792
I wasn't greedy. I went from 100% hp and skating through levels to "lol now here's a swarm or two of enemies that you can't properly fight because the combat is literally Legend of Zelda for the NES tier."
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>see marriage update is out
>go talk to haley
>"Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing the right thing with my life..."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPE
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>>135867119
And again, not one of you fuckwits touched on the topic of the insane penalty for dying OR just how bad the combat and mining gameplay actually is.

Guess it's easier to fling shit like an inbred fucking lemur than articulate a coherent thought, huh, fuckboys?
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I can't get the Shane 10-heart event to trigger for the life of me.
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>>135865998
The combat is retardedly easy and you get 100 stacks of berries from foraging, what the fuck are you doing?
If you ran out of food, you're doing something wrong. If you died in the mines, you're doing something else wrong.
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>>135867119
Yeah the combat is fucking shit, i swear. But you should've used a stone stairs when you had low hp, why were you risking that much at low hp anyways? Spawn a stairs, and get the fuck out.
I mean, the combat sucks, use your fucking brain.

>>135867306
Penalties are a risk you get for being retarded, see >>135866459
You should have a chest outside the mines to save items there every 5 leves, you fucktwit
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>>135867306
>Guess it's easier to fling shit like an inbred fucking lemur than articulate a coherent thought, huh, fuckboys?

Literally the only thing wrong with the death system is that you can lose unique items like weapons.

Other than that, maybe you should considering playing better than a braindead inbred lemur.
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>>135867306
i think you should go outside and talk a walk for like 20 minutes or so
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>>135867364
I think he dosent have an 10 heart event.
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>>135867306
nobody's saying the combat isn't bad, everyone is saying you're a fucking idiot
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>>135867306
Deleth pls. Go back to cuckposting, you're not convincing anyone with this strategy.
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>>135867119

You got killed by an enemy that was DESIGNED to attack you that way. You were stupid enough to go near the rocks that the crab mobs hide under, yet somehow this is the developer's fault.

Not your stupid decisions while playing the game.

Take some responsibility for your stupidity. Better yet, uninstall the game. Clearly you need something like Dark Souls to fill the void in your life.

God forbid an indie developer uses combat reminiscent of old Zelda games. God forbid you're too stupid to consider the fact that hitting that rock might actually be a crab.

And using stone stairways in the original mines? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>135867119
>low health
>no food
>staying in the mines
Greed related death. Your desire for the ladder got you killed, DSP.
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>>135866292
>molestation questline
>exhibitionism/streaking option for you and your wife
>milkable cowgirl waifu
pls
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Why can't I turn poppies into opium?
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>>135867364
>>135867629
Shit, I meant Sam
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>>135867306

all u have 2 do is gitgud, m8.
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Is it possible to have Storm API with Steam overlay?
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>>135865998
>L99
>No crafted staircase in your inventory
>Didn't take the mushroom cave for health potions and 2895892985 common mushrooms to slurp down
>Doesn't grow, cook far more food than he could ever use
>Only has a copper hoe instead of the gold hoe of, you dug up Four cave carrots
>Not using your gold hoe to average 15+ cave carrots per floor with big sandy spots and 3-5ish per floor with any
>Not making bulk sprinklers and then using them to grow wild seeds which you eat the excess of
>Not getting ripped on Roots platter's which you can get all you need of from the dungeon
>Not unlocking the quarry and getting 40+ winter yams and winter roots per day
>Still being so incredibly bad at combat after over ninety-nine floors of it that you can't time your swings and block appropriately to make it through the mines with 0 damage
>Doesn't use the master slingshot to compensate for being turboshit
>You can fish up, buy, quarry, and more pretty much all the shit from the mine even if you're clinically retarded.
>Carries shit he doesn't need past his storage crates on the way out of the farm and into the mine and cries when he loses it so bad he savescums
>Can't bear the though of spending some of his autismbux to replace his sword, marnie farm shit, or the fishing pole he shouldn't have brought
>Caring about gold when the berries, wines, jars, and kegs break the bank
Yeah, fuck CA right. Just imagine if he actually made serious combat. Imagine if you had to play dark souls II to go through the mines. How about that? I bet that'd really burn your ass if you can't even fucking handle SWING THE SWORD SO IT HITS THEM AND -KNOCKS THEM BACK- AT YOUR MAX REACH THEN BACK UP AND REPEAT. BLOCKING AS NEEDED OR USING THE KNOCKBACK TO DRIVE THEM INTO A CORNER AND KILL THEM. Plus even if your drops are shit, there's fixed weapon finds in the chests and the further you get you can buy good weapons, rings and boots from the guild.

Take some fucking responsibility christ.
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Is there a mod that can show me where all the characters are on the map?
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Post farms, senpaitachi, I want to critique you
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>>135866292
I think he might have killed himself in despair instead.
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>>135865998
>brought milk pail and hay into the mines
what absolute twaddle
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is there any point in setting up fences?
i'm planning out my farm and might need to move some buildings if i want to set up fences and don't know if its worth the hassle .
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>>135868173
There is.
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>>135868017
ask ape
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>>135868125

you can't make me
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>>135868387
link? can't find one
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Why's my wife now trying to smother herself in the pillows when they're sleeping?
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>>135868594
CURSE YOU LEVITICUS! MY ONE WEAKNESS!
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>>135865998
nice zero food in your hotbars
nice milk pail
nice fishing pole
i hope you lost all that shit because you're a fucking braindead retard who needs to be taught a lesson in consequences
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>>135868705

Because someone on reddit complained that they were creeped out by the fact that spouses sleep with their eyes open.

Anyway, is this new dialogue? I haven't seen it before...
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>>135868259
Shit, how do I do it? I'm zoomed all the way out and it's like, nothing
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>>135868597
Not exactly on the map.
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/smapi-0-37-15-03-2016-social-editor-menu-with-npc-locations-thanks-to-hitachihex.108633/
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>>135868914
That sounds like something Haley would say exclusively, it likely is.
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>>135868914

>mfw I just realized that the eyepatch is just sunglasses cut in half

I caught all those fish for this, CA?!?!

You sonuva bitch...
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>>135868914
Oh god she's so cute.
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What's the program used for modifying game portrait/sprites?
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>>135868914
Nigga I told you 1.06 is released.

With version 1.06, the first steps are taken to improving marriage in Stardew Valley! Each spouse now has a unique dialogue sheet, and leaves the house at least once a week to visit town or take a walk. In short, they retain a lot more of their unique "personality" after marriage.

Changelog:
Added unique dialogues for all spouses.
Spouses now leave the house on mondays.
Value of most animal products increased.
Holly is now poisonous.
Missing events problem shouldn't happen anymore.
Minor bug/grammar/graphics fixes.

There will be more marriage improvements to come. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

-ConcernedApe
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>>135868259

my whole farm so far
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>another update

What's happening lads.....?!
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>>135869472
literally any image editing program
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I want to molest Jas on top of a hay pile on the barn.
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>>135869541
Gravel paths would be a lot better if they didn't have those holes in them.
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>>135868259
Relocating the barn to the right
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>>135869541
>that tiling
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>>135869802
how do I get that big of a view of my farm? I zoomed all the way out with the zoom buttons
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>>135869541
>that late bloomer
>you need another scarecrow to protect the upper farm

Are you trying to get my blood pressure up, anon?
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>>135868914
>Farmer looks like a douche
>Married the dumb blonde bimbo

That's some quality roleplay.
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>>135868259
My mess. Can't decide if I should into kegs or more beehives so I'll probably both.

>>135869541
Is your room really tidy too?
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>>135869948
Late bloomers happen, Anon.
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where the fuck is the incubator, i cant find it

i do have the big coop
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>>135869472
If you're talking about how to extract the portraits/sprites from the .xnb files (that you can find in the Content folder), here's a guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s5cEf7NLvJ6iIu6kh1oRGKE-Uw25Aak0xs2S5_MA9to/edit
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>>135868259
here you go m8
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>>135869789
>mfw walking on it

the crunch is very satisfying

>>135869892
can't hear you over the sound of how much FUN i'm having

also I'm learning, I just started playing

>>135869948
fucking coal man

fuck coal

>>135870075
yup
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>>135870142
the pole next to the hay dispenser.
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So, apparently Ape isn't against the idea of multiple wives/husbands, but considers it would be annoying to program.
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>tfw haley's new marriage dialogue sucks ass

;_;
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>>135870260
I'm pretty sure I read that manga once
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>>135865908
I'd rather have an option to tear it down and get the resources back. Or maybe just pay Robin a fee to move it. Just moving it without a cost in resources, money, or time would be dumb.
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>>135867776
>You got killed by an enemy that was DESIGNED to attack you that way. You were stupid enough to go near the rocks that the crab mobs hide under, yet somehow this is the developer's fault.

Yes. Because I had never run into one of these fuckers before.
I hit the piece of shit with a pickaxe and instead of getting knocked back or giving any tell as to it being dangerous, it instantly snipped me for a chunk of my health and killed me.
No counterplay + Huge punishment = Shitty game design.
You can't have both of those things. You either make the mechanics challenging and loss easy to cope with, or you make content reasonably sane and then make the punishment harsh to punish people for not being reasonable.

>>135868125
Literally all of that can be justified with the fact that this is my third day with the game, my farm is too broke to afford a kitchen, I'm missing elixir mushrooms, etc etc etc

So yeah, FUCK CA and fuck you for even TROLLING that a newbie to the game should have a full year 3 farm and know the minutiae of the game so completely that they might as well not even play it, right?
You see, YOU are probably so autistic that you wiki every little thing and use gameplay guides, but I'm not. So I'm tackling this shit with no prior knowledge.

And fuck you, if you've been in the mines you know several enemies below floor 90 DON'T BUDGE when you hack them with a sword. So you can't knockback-spam them. You have to try to kite the clumsy old fashioned way or trade hits. Mob density also rises as you descend, meaning your kiting becomes more limited.

>take responsibility
This is a borderline ad hominem or tu quoque. My skill or my responsibility isn't at issue, since we've already ascertained that I COULD be a faggot like you and use guides to min/max, or I COULD just carry stacks of food and some staircases with me all the time. The issue is that the combat is pure shit and the mining gameplay itself is the worst part of the entire game.
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>>135870286
>Where would they stand all day?

In a row like good trophies.
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>>135870269
THANK
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HAHAHHAHAHA, get fucked cuck shitposters.
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>>135870640
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CON-FUCKING-FIRMED

CANON VIRGIN BEST WAIFU
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>>135870640
>not interested in sam anymore

So she was interested. What a SLUT.
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>>135868794
I ate all the fucking food you inbred moron.

The pail is because in winter my only routine is feeding the animals, milking and petting them, then fucking off to fish or mine or forage and I just walked straight off my farm to do that after binning my milk and eggs. I didn't need the inventory space so why store and retrieve the fucking pail every single day?

The fishing pole was for, guess what? Fishing. I went up the mountain to fish a bit, and assumed there would be some water to fish in at level 100 in the mine because there was water at previous multiples of 20.

And I lost fucking nothing. I recleared to level 100. Found lava. Gonna see if I can fish it.
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>>135870302
This one looks fine to me >>135868914
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>>135870640
BOOO!
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>>135870416
>My skill or my responsibility isn't at issue, since we've already ascertained that I COULD be a faggot like you and use guides to min/max
you can keep denying all you want, nothing will change the fact your playstyle is a mindless, cancerous "W+M1, if that doesn't work, throw a tantrum"

if you need a guide to tell you bringing food along for recovery is a good idea, you need serious mental help
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>>135869937
GeDoSaTo

Can make the view all the way up to 5320p or some shit like that.
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>>135870640
finally

>>135870817
All the girls like someone else too
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>>135870640
>i was genuinely hurt by my own autism
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>>135870640
God bless.
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>>135870817
She knew him before we moved to town, you can't possibly be serious. You'd be mad over something like that? She had a shitty life, she had some hopes but in the end Sam got friendzoned thanks to us.

Perfect turn of events.

Plus she's still pure.
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wait so question. i put sprinkler down, put my crops in, the earth is bone fucking dry. do i need to break out my watering can for the day i put down the seeds, or does the sprinkle work overnight and accomplish the same exact feat?
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>>135870416

Oh god, please stop. My sides hurt.

>>135870286

This is pretty unsettling, and a perfect example of >>135863976 . He's not against the idea of having a fucking polygamous farm... it's just too difficult to program.

I'm really hoping this is just his kind way of saying, "No, fuck off," without offending the poster. I really do. But I'm not so sure -- it feels to me like he's trying to please everyone, and somewhere along the line he's going to end up pleasing a minority, while ruining what was good about Stardew to begin with.

I guess I can always avoid patches if it does come to that, though. I don't want to come back to Stardew a year from now to see a trans character picketing JojaMart on Sundays, polygamous relationships, or pointless additions that add nothing but a gimmick to the game.
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>>135870807
She's still a slut. To all the femanons out there, would you, on your first date together INVITE YOUR CRUSH TO A BATHHOUSE THEN REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES TO REVEAL YOUR COULD-BE PANCAKE TITTIES?

Come on now, it's #currentyear.
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>>135870640
great
now we just need to confirm abby isn't a walking tub of lard and the wizard's daughter to completely B shitposters TFO
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>>135870302
Write some good shit. You can do dialog mods. If you get feedback and improve it you might even get some success if it's objectively good instead of waifushit and CA might put parts in for variety since it's easy to do if you preformat it right
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>>135871248
it waters it every morning when you wake up, so you need to do it once the day you plant it.
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>>135871284
>Stardew Valley is going to turn into Equestria Valley due to the huge outcry of brony faggots, similiar to CoC turned into Corruption of Furries.
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>>135870840
>"What? You want me to cook, clean for you, make you a sandwitch? Grrrr...."
>"Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing the right thing with my life..."
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>>135870640
Sam got a blowjob by the trailer trash Penny.

But CA knows that he'd be murdered by someone with autism if he explicitly stated that. So he gives a white lie to calm down the deranged parts of the audience while everyone else with a half-normal insight into social dynamics knows what really happened.
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>>135871589

he specifically said it was vague for people to come up with their own theories. You're basically showing your insecurities and your distorted mind you fucking raging faggot
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>>135870286
I'm inclined to find that post and reply in great detail how all the extra spouses could be chained to the walls in the slime dungeon and therefor only one building would require an overhaul.
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>>135871805
this
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>>135871589
Someone did a terrible thing to you once, right? Let it go, Anon. She was a whore. Just move on. She did.
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>>135870416
>Because I had never run into one of these fuckers before.
there were rock crabs in the floors way before 99 you idiot
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>>135871562
Are you low on hearts or something?
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>>135855786
If they made it so shaking trees gave you things like in animal crossing I would be diamonds rare if you shaked my pants.
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>>135871558
That's not a good comparison. Fenoxo is a furry to begin with and the game was meant to revolve about transformation to begin with. If you ever thought it would be anything else, you were kidding yourself, and I'm personally impressed how much content works well even with untransformed protagonists.
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>>135871805
How come everyone is assuming the cuck meme?
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>>135872031
No dude i'm 12/12
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>>135869998

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my waifu, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jojamart orientation, and I’ve been involved in numerous blueberry harvests, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in the mines. I am trained in hit and run combat and I’m the top earner in the entire Stardew Valley. You are nothing to me but just another scrub who can't complete the mines. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Valley, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the General? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friendly townsfolk across the Valley and your farm is being bombed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your farm. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my pickaxe. Not only am I extensively trained in slingshot combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adventurers' Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>135870640
Blessed be he,our lord and savior!
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>>135872256
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>plant winter seeds
>get three different types of produce
>only winter roots can give me more winter seeds
>end up with less winter seeds than what i started with
>can't buy more
well this is unsustainable
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>>135872028
Not that I saw. And the red rocks have only been showing up for like 5-10 floors before this.
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>>135872195
because everyone on 4chan is immensely insecure with regards to other women, knowing full well that, due to their own generally poor quality as human beings, any women they manage to con into a romantic relationship will immediately by stolen away by anyone with even remotely redeeming qualities. The obsession with cuckolding furthermore comes from /pol/ who has similar problems, although their problem is specifically related to being scared of black men taking their white women.

Basically, the socially inept acting like they're not mouthbreathingly retarded autists.
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>Oh wow... this comment made me realize that the there's another "lost" event. What I'm saying is that there is a Lewis/Marnie event but because I'm dumb I gave it the same ID as Kent's introduction event. So you can only see one or the other, whichever comes first. It will be fixed next patch
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>>135872195

>good bait
>plays on insecurity of your lover cheating on you because you're well, insecure
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>>135870416
>Never ran into the faggot crab rocks when they appear in 1-30 and 80+
>Clock say friday the 12th and you're all the way down to L99 which would rate over 30 floors a day of progress if you were actually honest instead of baiting
>Not getting clay while hoeing your initial spring plants then hoeing the sandy patches in the mines (how I found out about carrots and hoes giving shit in general)
>Not leaving when you're low on forage shit and tulip/parsnips and whatever else you had leftover
But they do budge. Enough to get 3+ hits depending on weapon speed. Lava crabs, the faggot bats, slimes and more are quite vulnerable and if you kite towards the ladder you can always leave rather than git cucked. You can't utilize knockback for shit, you can't kite for shit, you can't block for shit, you can't handle leaving when you're out fucking skilled, you can't handle using the fucking stairs recipe it gives you at mining fucking 2 and even tells you that it lets you go down aka ESCAPE ROPE. CA says in his interview that he wanted a laid back game. Something a dark souls combat system wouldn't help.

Take responsibility for being absolute dogshit at about how basic of a combat system you can have that reinforced what to do and how to fight, blocking slimes/knockbat bats&slimes. It could be better but the clear problem here is you and your attitude of blaming the game instead of gittin gudder.
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>>135872586
lol they appear in the mines too.
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>>135872562
I only tried it for one winter, but it was sustainable for me. I kept the gold star produce, made seeds out of the rest, and out of foraged materials. By the end of that winter I was growing wild winter crops on 40-50 squares.
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>>135872256
Your non-galaxy sword doesn't scare me
Come at me, bro
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>>135872702
>>Never ran into the faggot crab rocks when they appear in 1-30 and 80+
Not once. No. Especially not the red ones.

>>Clock say friday the 12th and you're all the way down to L99 which would rate over 30 floors a day of progress if you were actually honest instead of baiting
The fuck kind of gibberish are you speaking? It's not the 12th of first Spring you moron.

>>Not getting clay while hoeing your initial spring plants then hoeing the sandy patches in the mines (how I found out about carrots and hoes giving shit in general)
Not autistic enough to have acquired this information yet. Since I just started.

>>Not leaving when you're low on forage shit and tulip/parsnips and whatever else you had leftover
I was doing fine for like 8 levels. I figured I could hit that level 100 milestone and be out. Then I lost like 80% of my hp in one bad fight, then the crab got me.
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I want to build a Silo before I build the chicken nest, but it requires 5 copper bars
I just built the furnace, but realized I need 25 copper ore & 5 coal
I can find copper if I grind the caves for a couple of days, but where's the coal?

Also, every day when I wake up I have about this much energy after watering my plants
Is there a way to fix this? I unlocked a sprinkler but it says it only does 4 tiles
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Why are half the events scripted to finish and half not? I'm playing this without a wiki, so I've no idea when I'm supposed to talk to someone or when I'm just supposed to awkwardly leave everyone.

>>135872562
>Fully upgrade hoe
>wander around putting 6x3 divets everywhere
>5000g worth of crops just from the quarry, everyday.
You're really not meant to be farming in winter, the seeds are just a nice touch.
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>>135835069
Why is chucklefuck working on this game instead of starbound?
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>>135873349
you will find coal in the caves too. you can find extra coal on levels with a minecart track usually. follow it and you'll find a mine cart with 5-6 coal
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>>135873470
please never have children
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>>135873470
They only publish it
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>>135872256
Beautiful
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>>135872039
go into the AMA and explain the feature then give details of what CA could add. Tree names, how it'd look, what it'd drop, cost, uses, errything. If you give him good ideas that are complete and the freedom to use it you got a safe bet fampai
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>>135873470
They had no input on the game, you idiot. CA is the sole dev. while Chucklefuck only published it.
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>>135873470
Because Starbound is a disgusting miscarriage that can never be saved.
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>>135873709
>>135873632
>>135873661
my negro all I saw was chucklefish and my inner autism flared.
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>>135872256
>Earns more than joja mart or Pierre
Well colour me impressed.

>>135872562
It's RNG. Go hoe some winter roots from the quarry or above and below robin's house to get a good 15+ a day
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>>135873349

Four tile sprinkler is garbage. Wait until the next one when your farming skill goes up.

You were probably a little too ambitious with your crops. At the start of the game your stamina is awful, and watering each square takes a lot of time.

Coal can be found a variety of ways; going into the mines, those little fur ball mobs have a tendency to drop them. There's also minecarts in the mines that are filled with coal, which you can right click to pick up.

There's also a thing you can craft to turn wood into coal, but I'm guessing you're not a high enough level yet.
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Wow, Harvey's 10 heart event is really cute.
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>>135873230
Anon, if you get hit once for a significant portion of your hp when there's swarm events you've faced on the way down there then you know that shit is serious if you frig up.
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>>135872562
>get sweet gem berry
>put it in the seedmaker
>expecting with all my heart at least 2 seeds
>get a mixed seed
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>>135863976
It seems like none of the ideas he's responding to are bad though.
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>>135873349
You'll find some from breaking open stones. Not much but enough
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>Winter, Year 1
>Didn't know you could upgrade hoe and watering can
>Didn't know you could use hoe outside of the farm
Am I retarded?
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>harvest cycles

lol fuck the police :^)
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how do i get hearts on my animals? my pleb rabbits have only dropped a rabbit foot ONCE in 3 months, what do?
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>>135874478
Yes
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>>135874478
Yes. How did you not know you could upgrade them? it is in the list of clint's upgrades are you simply blind or actually retarded?
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>>135873564
>>135873898
>>135874363
Okay thanks guys

When do the seasons change? Does Spring have 90 days or only like 30? I'm at day 16 now, should I replenish stuff like Potatoes if they mature on Day 23 or something or will they die off in summer?
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>CA is working on endgame
>Shane and Emily are all but confirmed future marriage prospects

I love this beautiful bastard
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>CA just used quotations to explain his relationship with Chucklefuck

Shots subconsciously fired.
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>>135873470
I'm tempted to support Starbound and shill for it just to spite you.
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>>135870640
Perfect image to start next thread with.
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>>135874668
every season has 28 days. You can definitely farm some potatoes in that time, probably twice since they're 6 days to plant.
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>>135874478
So, how'd you know to upgrade the pickaxe? I'd imagine you'd have caught on to the plural part of upgrade tools
Not really. No real motivation to think outside the box until you get that living off the land or lost book tip.

>>135874668
28 days, seasonal crops die off if they don't grow next season. there's two multi-seasons off the top of my head

>>135874867
He's definitely feelin' the buyers remorse
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>>135874784
just wait until he starts taking vacations
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>>135874784
I'd like Sandy as a candidate instead of Emily. I don't deslike her, but i'd feel bad about fucking over Kent. Reminds me a bit of how you could steal away the bride in rune factory 2 in case your rival was getting married to the girl you liked, only not as douchy.

The only problem i think there would be is who would take over the desert shop.
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Sebastian rides his motorcycle now after the patch! I was so sad when he gave that up for the marriage.
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>>135875015
What the fuck does Kent have to do with Emily? Are you confusing her with Jodi?
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>>135874867
Well he joined then when they were still previwing starbound and it wasn't even greenlit. So he couldn't have known they were massive shitters yet.
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>>135875000
>those trips
please god no
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>>135875154
I think he means Clint not Kent, since Clint is a dopey beta who pines for Emily every day and makes you give her gifts claiming they're for him
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>>135875154
I think he meant Clint.
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>>135875154
Fuck i messed up, i meant to say Clint in this post >>135875015
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>>135875000

After watching his Gameinformer interview, I'm fairly confident he won't be the next Notch just based on his answers.
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>Fish stew/lobster bisque heal 90 hp

>>135875326
Clint's had years. If you don't put a ring on it it's on the market.
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>>135875000
I bet he doesn't even know anymore what sunlight feels like.
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>>135874586
They don't appear unless you have the hoe equipped, so I'm not that retarded.
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>>135875616
He's not even a month into the whiny faggots whining at him if he does and if he doesn't shit show

>>135875646
>CA's twitter goes dark
>two weeks later chucklefish posts a police report saying he got ashed when he went into sunlight
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>>135875682
ok we get it he's being epic on reddit who gives a flying fuck
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>>135876024
Because sticks or worms has been something we've been interested in for a long time and you're just being an bratty teen over reddit?
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>>135875871
>in reality chucklefuck did not pay him a single penny yet and they're now using it to develop Starbound aka do nothing
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So, it's Jas' birthday and I got something for her so she stops treating me like crap.

But it's a rainy day and I cannot see if she is in her bedroom, what does she do on rain days
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>>135876195
>interested
>you're just being an bratty teen over reddit?
Are you memeing us?
No one gives a shit.
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>>135876195
>sticks or worms
Can you elaborate?
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>>135869998

> Dumb blonde bimbo

As opposed to genius of the "artist", the tumblr gamer adventurer defeated by rodents, and the trailer trash who's greatest aspiration is to be a house wife that can't cook.

Maru is legit the only smart one, but even then she's an idiot savant for inventing AI and setting it free.

Also like how Ape gets the wife to throw shit at those disgusting min max keg/bee house farms.
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>>135876024
Just tought it was funny so i posted
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>>135876363
stays inside all day.
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>>135876429
Speak for yourself, retard.

>>135876195
>sticks or worms
What does this mean?
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>>135876515
The little 3 wiggling worm tiles you hoe to get books, artifacts and shit.

>>135876429
Are you? Some do. That you don't doesn't make us not exist
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>>135876195
Fuck off, there's a dialogue line by Penny (or a book in the library, I forget which) which clearly states they're sticks poking out of the ground.

In any event, this isn't interesting because it's not something that matters.
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Does Alex get any deeper/more interesting?

I think I remember him having some angst about his parents or something but is it really worth seeing? Otherwise I'll just marry Harvey because I'm not interested in anyone else's events.
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>>135876775
it means the things that indicate dig spots.
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>>135876821
Sticks don't move
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what if penny has a southern accent
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>>135876758
She never gets out her damn room?

Paging Jack torrance.
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>>135876516
>Being this mad
Relax anon I'm pretty sure he was messing around
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>>135876821
I think it's even on TV.
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>>135876516
>trailer trash

Well she can't exactly choose where she's born. She's the one bringing money home after her mother lost the bus job and everything, if anything she's opposite of trash.
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>>135877071
Yes, that was it!
>31. Ever see three little brown stems poking up out of the ground? They're hard to spot, sometimes. But if you dig on that spot, you'll always find something. Don't ask me how it works.
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>>135877086
This, while Penny knows she is from a very poor background, she strives to be a nice person, not letting her inherit her mother's bad traits. She's also great with children.
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>>135876363
>what does she do on rain days
gets diddled
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>>135876881
Do everyone's events. It gives more insight for then and sometimes develops then a little, the most obvious is Haley, who starts to better herself after becoming friends with you.
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Should I get the Big Coop or the Big Barn first?
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Abby gives bombs and combat buff food in the mornings now.
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Are animals good now? I need to finish this day before I restart for the patch and I just spent a bunch of money a couple hours ago on two sheep and two pigs.
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>>135877254
I've been working on Harvey, Haley, Penny and Leah. I was thinking of adding Alex but I have to wait until Summer to do his first event which kind of annoys me.

I'm not really interested in anyone else, or at least the possibility of marrying them. Maybe I'll add Sebastian because I want to see if he is as big of an edgelord as I think.
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>>135876516
>being this angry you were called out for picking the bimbo who only looks at pictures in books
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>>135877460
I'm waiting for someone to update the new values for their goods.
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>>135877027
Then I'm making a new save file.
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>>135877027
Stardew valley is located on the southern coast, she probably does have a southern accent
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>>135877374
awwwww yiss

wtf is she supposed to be doing and hoarding in that picture
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>>135877460
They already generated 112k a year per animal once grown. More at higher friendship. Even better with artisan and now the price increase
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FUCK WHAT DO I PICK?!

>Artisan
>Everything is worth more, but then you'll be drowning in money and the game isn't fun


>Agriculturist
>Shit grows only 10% faster
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so i just made out with sebastian under the stars after (he's the only person i've given a bouquet to). now that we've made out can i get sam to 10 hearts and make out with him too?
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>>135877749
artisan

you know you want it
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>>135877749
Art, just use
fertilizer on your crops to make them grow 25% faster.
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>>135877749
Artisan no question, with Agriculturist you'll slice off a day or two at best.
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>>135877027
MUH
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>>135877749
I'd say artisan, because the 10% isn't enough to get the big crops into a second loop. It just means that after you harvested all your pumpkins, your field will be empty for 3 days instead of one.

Meanwhile, the bonus from artisan just adds to your earnings, no questions asked.
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How do we fix Agriculturist?
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>>135877043
>>135877086

> Post is messing around
> Replying to that post isn't
> Taking shitposting seriously while accusing others of taking shitposting seriously

wew
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what crops should i put in my greenhouse
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>>135878264
Make it 25 or 30%
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>>135878264
is it broken?
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>>135878264
Making it 25% would make it as worthwhile as artisan.
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>>135877672
She's hoarding amethysts.
As for what she does with them...
>“Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”
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>>135878264
make it apply to each round of renewable crops, like blueberries, instead of just the initial plant.
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>>135878371

Seed maker + ancient seed + barn to store kegs/preserves = rest of your farm dedicated to aesthetic instead of berry mills.
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>>135878264
More multi-season crops that are rare finds from mixed seeds, new secret locations, plants in the mines/teasure chests from fishing etc or make it a larger bonus and it applies to secondary harvests as well instead of just the initial plant. It can't really compete when 10% even on top of the 0-25% faster growth fertilizer only gets you 1 extra harvest on a couple plants when you should already have a greenhouse and thus not care.
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>>135874903
This

Don't fuck this up, OP
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>>135867496
Chests can be placed outside the farm area?
Well I never knew that! I only just found out that tree taps can be put on trees outside my farm!
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If I play Rhubarb on the 15th am I gunna lose the crop? It's 13 day growth but I don't know if the first day counts.
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>>135877816
yes. be the slut you deserve to be.
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>>135877615

Well I was getting them anyway because comfy farm life without animals is silly to me.

>>135877714

Damn really? I didn't know it was that much, I just go by day to day and it feels really low. I haven't seen truffles or cloth yet though, much less oil. And void egss/dino eggs not as much as I thought.
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>>135879464
First day does not count, so you will lose them all before being able to harvest them.
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>>135879592
what are void eggs even good for?
Can't make mayo out of them, and they give as much money as regular eggs when shipping.
I thought I was lucky when I got an egg from the gypsy, but now Coldsteel is just being a dick.
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>>135879443
You can put down whatever you want almost anywhere you can stand, just know it'll get wiped if it's in the path of an npc or if an event happens there.
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>>135879592
Removing butchering was a mistake.
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>>135879592
Missed the decimal sorry. Plain egg mayo is 100g and you get 1 per day for 28 days a season for 112 days a year for 11.2k.
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>>135874903
I'm glad they asked about that.
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>Everyone talks about how Joja has cheaper stuff to buy than at Pierre's
>Everything's more expensive in there for me

Why?
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>>135879890
Krobus gifts I think
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>>135880137
They have memberships
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>>135880137
Maybe it's supposed to be cheaper if you have a membership?
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>>135880098
PENNY KEKS CONFIRMED NOT KEKED
STILL PENNY A DIRTY TRAMP THAT WAS INTERESTED IN SAM
FUCK
THIS
GAY
HEART
PENNY KEKED US
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>KEKENED APE CHARACTER IS THE BLACKED ROBIN
holy fuck, i cannot play this game anymore, i can't believe im playing a cuck's game.
jesus what a waste of a man
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>>135880463
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Annnnnnnnnd this shit is exactly why Ape will never visit us.
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>>135880308
>>135880463
Both of you. Kill yourselves
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>>135880308
Everyone has a type of interest in someone before you. It's kinda obvious in most festival events if you see then hanging out with each other.
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>>135880665
jokes on you, i'm actually the same guy.
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>>135849876
>Suikoden
Was it fucking Leon?

You can't really fuck this game up though. If you don't get the 'best ending' on the first try you can just bribe the game to judge you again once you get the items to do so. It continues on infinitely so if you don't perform on a holiday the way you hoped, an identical event will happen again the next year and you can try again. Anything you cut down eventually regrows, any crop can be replanted, even tilled soil eventually reverts to nature. The only real completely permanent game decisions are:
-The sex you choose at the start of the game
-Becoming a member of Joja Mart replaces the community centre and quests with a warehouse you have to buy upgrades for the town from.
-Who you marry, as there isn't a (non-mod) divorce feature in game
-I don't think you can trigger the same NPC events twice, but if you blow them and pick an option that makes the NPC mad that can be easily remedied by talking to them more often and bringing them gifts.
-What you name your cat/dog

That's it. Anything else you can do again later so be as fast or slow as you want, you can't miss anything permanently.
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I hate this fucking minigame.
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>>135880098

Dramatic Version
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Guido Mista would have a heart attack if he saw this save file
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>>135870247
Excessive use of stone floors is uncreative, overused, and very boring.

Well is cool.
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>>135881256
Sheeeit. Storytime your run?
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>>135880168
what a niche application for such an extravagant item.
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this reddit thread fucking sucks (SURPRISE). "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DEVELOP A GAME" "WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE A DEV" "HOW DO YOU LIKE SUCCESS" "WHAT ARE YOUR INSPIRATIONS"

fucking potato ass Q&A herpderp bullshit
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>>135881254
>tfw friendzoned by trailer trash
It's funnier if you're playing a female farmer. Not only did he get friendzoned, but it turns out Penny was gay as fuck too.
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>>135881256
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http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/rule34/view/Haley_is_ready_for_some_fun__Stardew_Valley__14446024
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>>135881254

Well then.
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>>135881256
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>>135870247
when are you going to mine that asteroid
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>>135881583
>http://nuttit.com/nsfw/c/rule34/view/Haley_is_ready_for_some_fun__Stardew_Valley__14446024
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>>135881254
>>135880098

this autism tho.
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>>135881746
>>135881581
Jojo posters: the bronies of anime.
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Ape is lying just to not hurt people's feelings. Penny a slut.
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>>135881850
Welcome to /sdvg/
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>>135881583
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>>135881908
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>135881721
Penny confirmed best girl.
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>>135881850
I'd still say it's mild compared to the "Penny is a slut" meme.
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>>135882017
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>>135881583
That was around for a while alredy actually.
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Does the larger pond on the farm count as a lake for crab pots?
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Hi I'm new to the game and this general. Who is consensus best girl? I have Haley, Penny, and Abigail up to 8 hearts and wondering who to give the bouquet to. Don't want to do the whole playa thing and string them all along, want to get married ASAP and start making babies.
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What do you think his next game will be about?
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>>135881547
It's supposed to be just a neat secret you luck into
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>>135882516
The consensus is either Haley or Penny, depending on whether you believe the "Penny is a slut" bullshit.
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>>135882516
Who ever you like the most faggot
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>>135882516

best girl is sebastian
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>>135881721
That bathhouse scene had my blood pumping, man...
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>>135882516
Just go for who you like best out of then all.
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>>135882516
Do you like hot blondes who act like typical high maintainance fashionites? Haley
Do you like kids and want someone that is simple, sweet, cute and might need your help with cooking? Penny
Do you like anime? Abigail
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>>135881573
>fuck_this_gay_earth.gif
That sums up that series.
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>>135882516
see
>>135881721
>>135870640
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>>135868370
anyone? pls respond
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>>135882149
Penny is a slut meme pretty was already pretty much gone. It was used when people wanted to insult her just like they do with the other girls. Now they'll just look for something else to attack her for.

To be honest, they way people spam PENNY IS NOT A SLUT is slightly more annoying than the cuck meme itself, though I guess it's only natural. I just hope this won't go on too long.
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>>135881583
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>>135882829
>Do you like anime? Abigail
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>>135882829
I like anime and I went for Haley, since she's a tsundere
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>>135870819
>Winter
>Not even past the mines
>Thinks he isn't a complete shitter
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>>135883205

we all know the ultimate tsundere is shane though. can't wait to make him my waifu.
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Does anyone have a screenshot of the whole forest?
I need it for an event and I'm too lazy to stitch screenshots together at the moment.
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>>135874586
It's not that hard to see this happening.

If they believed that those tools were useless outside the farm, why would they need to bring them with them?
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>>135882457
The small pond is freshwater. I'd imagine the big one is. Just try it out for a day.
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>>135883446
Great taste. I married Haley, but Shane is my best buddy.
>>
What are the most /fa/ hats for /fa/rmers?
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>>135879443
that gif turns me on

robot waifu/husbando when
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>>135883987
Straw Hat, that's about it.
>>
>>135884104
We should add that.
Maybe you have to befriend Maru, and she accidentally creates a sentient robot in year 2 or something?
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>get married to Pierre's ''''''daughter''''''', Abigail
>the French cuck doesn't even give me a discount on seeds at his shop
>Wizardbro gives me all the green cauldron soup I can drink for free

I think we know who her real father is, Pierre literally has no emotional attachment to the girl, doesn't even give you a dowry ffs
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>>135881254
>>135881574
>tfw penny is totally gay hot for you
>>
Does someone have the Chucklefuck logo edit? Had to reinstall and forgot to back it up.
>>
>>135884496
>allowing lesbian couples to educate the wholesome and unspoiled youth of Pelican Town

absolutely haram
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>>135884451
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>>135884678
>unspoiled
>Jas
Her grandpa says hi.
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>>135884678
>unspoiled youth
>implying Jas isn't fucked up in the head from being molested
>implying Vincent isn't emotionally shattered from growing up with a hollow husk of an absent father and a mother who is broken inside
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>>135884678
like a delicious haram sandwich
>>
>>135884894
>>135884904

>this Jas was molested meme

sauce?
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>>135883987
Straw hat or nothing.
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>>135884614
This one?

https://mega.nz/#!fIMDCajK!p02V1WXkaf1jWYB1lYU6qdbtOhYoH3HqDuk_d2iJW7E

I honestly didn't expect people to unironically use this mod I cobbled together in 5 minutes
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Should I buy another of the same rarecrow?
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>>135885320
yes
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>>135884894
>>135884904
I don't know how you guys reached the conclusion that Grandpa doll under bed = Jas was molested by her grandpa.

I'm pretty sure it represents Lewis hiding under Marnie's bed, 'cause they're doing the horizontal limbo. Evidence = Lewis' "lucky purple shorts" in Marnie's room.
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>>135885208
In her room there is evidence she holds a serious grudge against her grandpa, and she acts despondant toward you for a while.
>>
>>135863960

The reason 4chan is a better place than Reddit is because we don't sugarcoat what we say or spout shit for upvotes.
Hell, Lauren Faust was pretty clear she prefered /mlp/ over the Reddit equivalent because once you sort through the shitposting there's lots of gold nuggets lying around here.
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>>135885210
Almost the picture I wanted.
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>>135884491
>Wanting a discount just cause you're senpai
What a leech
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Why am I bothering to grow cranberries when starfruit does this for me?

Also, animal products didn't increase by much.
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>>135885229
Thanks, anon.

It's more amusing than it should be.
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>>135885502
Post more cute farmers.
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>>135885502
Comfiest Nichijou
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>>135885210
For a generic guy face he's actually surprisingly hot
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>>135885502
precious farmer waifu
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>>135885692
I've only got farmers in straw hats though.
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>>135883987
Cool cap if you're veteran and have nostalgia for HM64 era.

Other then that, straw hat.
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>>135885672
Pretty much no reason at all since you can stockpile the starfruit for when you have more kegs unless you're concerned about the evaluation. Post-eval, nothing at all.

How much did mayo go up?
>>
>>135885875
You mean best farmers then?
>>
Just a reminder of how badly you can fuck up a PC Harvest Moon game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FTgV6huZ3Y
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>>135885672
You still have to drop money per starfruit because the plants don't produce fruit endlessly. That, or risk losing rewards by dropping starfruits into a seed maker.
>>
Did Ape address the two Carolines in flower dance in his AMA?
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>>135886016
>phun
I'm out.
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>>135886213
Depends, did anyone actually ask him about it?
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>>135883446
>get shane up to 5 hearts
>"Hey. Sorry if I was rude when we first met."
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>>135874152
It sure is~
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>>135886072
Oh wow he's making "only" 3200 per keg every 7 days. The horror. At this rate he wont be able to bathe in 200kg of caviar every night while his body is cleansed with only the finest products by 13 of the finest escorts in all of the country. What is the world coming to.
>>
mod to use shops without requiring the person to be at the counter FUCKING WHEN FUCK YOU MARNIE YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT
>>
>>135885823
If that's your thing you should look into artists like Naop.
>>
>>135886487

Gaaaaaay
>>
Which Stardew Valley marriage candidate would endure a Hitachi Magic Wand in between their legs for the longest without reaching orgasm?
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>>135881254
>>135884496

GUYS GUYS. I got Penny to 10 hearts (Waiting for a rainy day).

Do flower dance with Penny.

Look who gets NTR'd
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How can one man be so based and have such patrician tastes?

DS9 the bes Trek
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>>135886921
I'm proud of you, son.
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>>135886921
Abigail is way cuter at the flower dance, though.
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>>135886680
Yes
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>>135886842
Maru.
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>>135885403
>Lewis hiding under Marnie's bed
That makes sense, actually.
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>>135887027
I love this guy
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>>135886921
nice.
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>>135887068
only with the right mods
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>>135886842
Maru cause she wears two while she works for a couple hours just to keep herself warmed up
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>>135886921
>implying it's surprising
CA planned rivals, but it all went to shit. Too bad, rival events were fun in HS FoMT
>that feel when you wanted Ann but decided for Elli when you saw Cliff trying so hard
>>
>>135887326
NO.
>>
HAREM MOD WHEN
>>
>jodi comes to my house and asks for a largemouth bass for dinner tonight
>go to the lake and fish all day
>7pm comes around
>not one largemouth
i swear to fucking god the only fish anyone in this town other than willy knows is fucking laregemouth bass, which seems to be the one of the hardest fish to find when you're looking for it other than perhaps octopus
>>
>>135887326
My negro
>>
>>135887083
>bear harvey
my homie dog
>>
>>135887326
Why are Leah's legs so exposed despite the dresses looking the same size? Is she incredibly tall, or what?
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>>135887326
>you can see her belly button through the dress
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>>135887719
What fishing level you were?
>>
Can someone post their efficient greenhouse layout? I've seen one with 4 iridium sprinklers and then quality ones around the edge
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So how much is the marriage mermaid amulet thing that man sells on rainy days? It's taking forever for it to rain. Mid spring now and it hasn't rained yet.
>>
>>135887905
the picture is on the wiki
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>>135887982
100k
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>
>all it is is a fade to black cutscene with a line saying "you feel like a part of the family now"
GR8

>>135887835
10
>>
>>135887372
>tfw you can get the fucker booted out of town if you wanted to take your time
>>
>>135886842
>you will never slowly raise the vibration intensity on sebastian while he squirms against his restraints
>you will never watch his cool and gloomy exterior melts away as he succumbs to his bestial desires
>you will never hear his screams and protests reach new heights when you turn up the vibrator to maximum after he comes, just so you can see how much overstimulation he can bear
>>
>>135888121

so can you just put trees anywhere in the greenhouse even though they clearly shouldn't be growing there?
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>>135888129
Then check if you got right season and all. I started fishing just for that quest.
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>>135887372
>then you accidentally triggered an event with her and the doctor.
Thank lord those events auto cancelled when you had more heart level than their heart color event. With that I mean if you saw black heart event and you managed to get it more than their next you would not see any other. There is many things I want from HM in here but I will see where this goes firts with 1.1
>>
fug
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>>135887773
Brofist.

So comfy.
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>>135888198
>even thinking of that
>>
Is there anything else I have to do to get my partner to ask for a baby? I have the biggest house and 13/12 hearts with Harvey, been going to sleep before him most nights, and he still hasn't offered to impregnate me. Wiki says you have to give your spouse a second bouquet to trigger it but that sounds like bullshit.
>>
>>135887083
>Pls don't tell anyone
>Literally every most obvious candidate for a rumour mill is in attendance
>>
>>135888715
That's bullshit. I've had kids without doing anything like that.
>>
>>135888661
Serves him right, I had been going after Ann since the Snes game.
>>
>>135888902
>Harvest moon Happy islands/Sunshine makes rivals marriage official and kappa rapes our farmer.
Ayyyy fuck you Marvelous
>>
>>135889271
>playing anything past HM:DS
These games weren't fun.

Maybe ToTT a little, but I spent whole day foraging and going between villages.
>>
>>135870075
beehives take coal. starfruit wine sells for 3600 a pop with artisan
>>
>>135889584
Doesnt matter if you ddint wanted to play them, shit sadly was official. Also i have bad history with HM:DS and getting 120 harvest sprites, even 60 for marriage was a pain in the ass and your wife and kid didnt helped in the farm like the PS2/Gamecube version.
>>
Is the only option for water crops "quality sprinklers " and your line watering can?
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>>135888354
Yes. I tried it. I'm sure they're not supposed to, but whatever.
>>
>>135889886
Well you CAN use regular sprinklers if you don't mind weird shapes and wasting copper. And you can always check the fence for Iridium ones...
>>
>>135889886
There's also basic and iridiudm sprinklers, as well as various upgraded versions of the watering can.
>>
>>135890101
>that shitty sprinkler layout
wew
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>>135889886
The guy in the sewer sells iridium sprinklers for 10k every friday. I got six of em so far and it's been worth it.
>>
new thread when
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>851 thread count
>faggots too lazy to make another thread
>Im okay with this
>>
>>135890207
I'm waiting until my trees grow. In the meantime, it's not a hard thing to water the row in between.
>>
>>135887719
Maru wants a catfish I think, leah wants a catfish, demetrius wantsa pufferfish, gus wants a lobster, pierre a shashimi,
>>
>>135887372
I married each of the girls of Mineral Town at least once, except Karen. Think I married Elli and Mary twice in the 8 playthroughs I did between 2003 and 2006. Think the reason why I didn't bother with Karen was because she was an alcoholic and a terrible cook. Only reason I haven't done more is in 2006 my mother made askied me to trade in my GBA, my Gamecube, and all my games to help my brother get a PS2 and Madden 06. He thanked me by beating me and smashing my printer.

>>135889584
Fuck the DS Harvest Moon games in particular. Those fucking Japs didn't know what the fuck they were doing at that point. Rune Factory was pretty cool though. Too bad a tranny who thought he was a "half-dragon phoenix Harry Potter Jedi" stole my copy of it. Fucking liberals man.
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