Exploring Edition
Old Thread >>135618570
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>wtf is this f2p shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>"Investigating"
http://help.guildwars2.com/entries/98802888
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
http://gw2timer.com/?mode=Tile&int_setAlarm=2
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
the situation is becoming dire
>>135743919
>>135743919
>>135743919
Read this for guild info
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
just let it die you fucking retard
>>135744510
It's just gonna be re-made anyway, people have been regularly visiting here for months->years now, probably.
>>135744737
this desu
>thread died before 750 again
>>135744737
there is no reason to keep this on life support
the last thread was 95% senseless shitposting
what makes you think this one won't be the same shit and get archived
let it die man, we had our fun, but sometimes you need to do whats right for what you love(d)
>>135745183
I'm telling you lol, if it's not me, it's going to be someone else. I just happened to make it this time around because the Writebin is sometimes left out.
Eristic, come bump the thread.
The thread relies on Caturday to get it through this time of the week. We need jugg.
>>135746191
>relies on ceaseless image spam to keep thread alive
>on the weekend
KEK
creating generals for dead games should be bannable
>>135746191
no one is that desperate
Thread is fucking dead
Black desert killed this shit
just like I said it would
Any of you cucks want a week pass?
>>135745916
leave my valentine out of this
>>135747259
More like Anet killed their own game. Black Desert is fucking shit as well. Time to go back to wow
>>135747259
I prefer ded thread over black shit.
>>135747259
>black desert
>killing anything except itself
w e w
TIME FOR ASS
>>135747408
This is the only correct answer.
We really need caturday back.
>>135751368
>the thread is dying...
>let's save it by killing all thread conversations with cat spam!
You pretty dumb, you know that right?
Look why don't we just create a new guild or join HOPE or whatever and start doing things together to keep the thread rolling with discussion?
We're a general, we should be friends and do things together anons
tfw trannies invaded [FUN] and filling up gchat with their garbage
>>135752315
preferably have raiding capable members join HOPE
>>135751368
found some cats for cat day
>>135754165
Cats are love.
Guys I think I have BPD
>>135755617
wat
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>135756293
the thread may die, but this meme still won't die
Guys I think I have a fetish for futas
>>135751845
because we totally have conversations in the first place
just fucking look around you
>>135756708
yeah because mass shitposting drives away people, are you starting to see that anon's point now?
>>135756708
Cat takes a dump on your bed and your solution is to light your house on fire? Give me a break.
thread is mega lame anyways
>>135755891
I have this weird tendency to lash out at people for no reason then I leave the guild. I keep doing it over and over and I can't stop. Please help me.
Post BPD secrets
What about chaks instead of cats
HOPE infiltrator here. Post a name and I'll dish the dirt.
So, take any interesting screens today?
>>135757771
No because I uninstalled this shit game like the rest of the sane people
>>135757718
Florburz
>>135758034
Furry scum. Became a meme himself by forcing it but it died within a week. Pedophile and got convicted. Currently serving at Bertie Correctional Institution
>>135757771
Interesting stuff
>Vayne "biggest cocksucking white knight NA" Vayne is over 50 years old
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/gw2/How-We-Got-Here-Long
That's a bit surprising, why would a 50 year old man be such an internet warrior for such a shit game?
Was colin leaving a sign of how bad things have become?
>>135758219
I thought rat posters were the pedophiles.
>>135758805
Because he's probably a 50 year old on disability benefits. In order to keep getting the benefits he has to keep playing the game that will give you a disability. No Shit Wars 2. No benefits.
>>135759005
Didn't you know that everyone in HOPE is a pedophile?
I suddenly have the urge to make a big bara tiger husbando Mesmer... although I already have a big bara not-tiger husbando Mesmer.
>>135759571
You can make one yours, if you'd like.
where are my bernie bros at?! feel the bern
>>135759827
Fuck off socialist cuck
>>135757718
marblemaidrip
>>135759953
Attention whoring emaciated Irish girl who thrives off of beta orbiters. Tried to show her mom her nipples and then pissed off Keggin because she wouldn't fuck him. Bane of Egg layer. Keeps trying to kill herself
>>135759757
Not a pic taken today, oh well. Also good boots, aren't they just so comfy and easy to wear?
Don't let this thread get below page 5
>>135761185
Please just let it die
>>135761394
Fuck that Take some E AMA.
Kidding, although I do miss some of you. Where is Ellie?
>>135761657
Hey there Eristic. She hasn't been on in like a month, but last I heard, she was just taking a break.
>>135761657
You don't get to ask the questions in your own AMA.
She got sploded by a bomb though.
>>135762085
Aww bummer. I knew she was going to play BDO but I didn't keep in contact. I might lurk a bit until she pops out.
>>135762190
Oh sorry I'm new to this. Don't forget to like and subscribe! But if that is true poor thing I knew it would happen sooner or later.
>>135761657
what's your favorite race? Ig and irl
>>135761657
Eristic will you do me a favor and kill this abomination of a thread and game once and for all?
Thanks, G
Sorry about the name fucked up cause posting in bnsg.
>>135762376
In game I always played human, but I loved the sylvari just lacked the creativity to make one good enough to play.
Irl, uh that is tricky but I'd say Cuban because I love that bitchy attitude.
Did drosera quit too?
>>135762547
Making america great again eh? I will vote for you after I whisper you on my FHD.
I thought about leaving for good but I saw my name a handful in the previous threads so let's live together a little longer.
>>135752315
are you saying we should make a new guild specifically for raiding and nothing else with other anons?
Cody Wiedenbein
>>135760592
Well that's alright, that one there has some cool things going on with those shadow effects.
And yes, these boots are nice n snug.Like me.
Wiedenberg
>>135762717
he's erping on black desert now
Welp keggin killed the thread again.
>>135763924
Nice and snug, but yet flexible enough so that you can slip right in.I trust again, you're the same.
>>135765073oink for us, piggy
>>135762717
he's only on all the time
>ratfags and catfags memeing 24/7
>everyone worth while has already abandoned a shit-filled thread.
>people wonder why its dead
hmm, way to go ratcucks and furfags, threads dying consistently now and its because you decided to shit up the place 24/7.
chop chop drosera, delete the thread
>>135766578
Stop whiteknighting for Anet. The thread's dead because the game's sourly missing content, and everything worthy of discussion has already been discussed to death.
>>135766578
would you?
>>135767071
Yes, I would totally bang that femcharr up against that odd looking log.
>>135765515
And once you slip in, can't help but wiggle a little and feel against the inside surface.Oh I'm no clone or anything. Besides, I only post here.
>>135766578
fine ill post my flower human with a bukkake dressing
>>135767071
I wouldrip off your clothes and put you into full zerkafter giving you a sensual massage and pleasing you
>>135767497
I've got a slut too.
>>135767750
why couldnt rerolling be free from deleting upgrades
>>135767492I'd be a bit more rough with you than the boot
>>135768391
Strength runes are shit on rev anyways, get with the meta
>>135768962
What's the meta? Just Scholar?
>>135768962
i dont think pve world demands the best meta
>>135769134
Yes
>>135769234
Perhaps not, but it gives a better margin for error when you run meta.
>>135770116
i like what i got now. at least i dont spec retarded like magi with traveller runes for an example
Kody
Diedenbein
Laya is a girl?
>>135772176
kill yourself faggot
no homo
>>135766578
hi
>>135773071
>Dark Boppso is a futa
Jesus F Christ, Ryan, get a grip
>>135773184
innocent grinding that's all!!!
Is the rat queen a futa?
>>135773419
No one's going to believe you with ears that long
You want to get that deep scratch, fine, but damn......
>>135773578
dont mind me just swimming in norn whores
so this is really the end of the line, even the shitposters already got bored and left
last thread was a mere 400 posts too
just stop making the threads and let it die in peace
>>135774108
aww yeee buddy
>>135772597
Kill yourself BPD
>>135774476
this must be the new shitpost, very clever
>>135774635
whisper Darnell DeShawn ill hook ya up with some h0tties
>>135774772
Fuck off Fluusi
>>135774741
>he thinks im the meme keggin
think again faggot;]kill yourself you memespewing autist.
>>135775064
I'm glad this general is dead so you'll fuck off and I never have to see your stupid smiley on 4chan ever again.
ITS ALIVE
ITS AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>135775185
Tell that to Eristic and Rexxxie the Cuck ;]
>>135775295
Fuck off Rosie
>>135774476
weve been in the same cycle for more than a year straight now
>>135775295
those people seem to have taken a liking to me, which is pretty funny because i dislike attention whoring faggots like them;]
>>135775281
>shoots you with scales while doing UA
and have one more screen before i grab a cupper tea
>>135775516
who r u
>>135776297
ih\\\\ ig\n
oih shiut
Any BG here? Does it currently have NA/OCX queues?
>>135777896
>his plan was to kill the thread all along
this game sucks and i dont know why people care about it having a thread
>>135778709
Don't turn your back on the thread Laya...
>>135774476
So now that we're in the process of burning it all down, how do you feel about starting over?
>>135776297
Why do they delete this everytime? He's a game dev
>>135778813
:)
srs though talking about this game is dumb as there is nothing to talk about
>>135779214
Starting over involves your demise.
Without light, there can be no darkness.
>>135779214
Will you kiss Keggin and make him fuck off forever shiilo?
Laya is a street corner girl!
Victory!The wing's been released nearly half a year ago, but it's still an achievement doing it with a fresh team.
>>135779214
I like what I have, thank you very much.P.S.: Step off, hussy.
>>135779565
ty...
>>135780184
autism incarnate
>>135780014
>no glasses
Don't let her run into any walls.
>>135780442
Don't worry, as you can see we're already holding hands.
>>135779214
idk, i like what happened because of it
where will marblemaid go to complain about her chemical imbalances and bipolar now?
>>135780787
This is wrong, though. Asura birth canals are much larger than human ones. All you have to do is look at the various progenies with their big heads. Big head = big birth canal.
>>135781846
Well she could make a tumblr like Keggin did to whine about the same thing. We should encourage them to make an ask blog about it
>>135782085
she already has one but its never been used
http://gulag-preschool.tumblr.com/
>hope is talking about cute anime girls
>marblememe is gone
why aren't you all in the discord, friends? With the thread dying we need to persevere and stay together!
>>135783707
She finally killed herself?
>>135784573
she says she gets suicidal phases at least 3 times a year since she was 7 or something and it isnt something to worry about
>>135784573
drosera got sick of her shit and kicked her. I doubt she'll ever kill herself just talk about doing it for atttention. Tried turning the discord into her own attention hugbox but no one really gave a shit and ignored it.
>>135784929
wow he yelled at someone for shitposting about her the other day too
>>135784929
oh trust me one day she will fuck up and end up either in hospital, or dead
when she says she is throwing up all over the place because of an overdose or has just went ham on her arms and legs she is being fully serious
she complains to you guys because she doesnt really have anybody else. even her psych got sick of it. I mean, that said its fully understandable and she didnt need to keep bringing up her mental instability to everybody who is just trying to enjoy themselves in a video game.
Does marblemaid have a femcharr?
>>135786296
probably not
>>135786296
she has a mcharr
>>135785582
Not them but I never doubted that she was serious but she really needs to tone it down. The part that always bothered and still bothers me is that she always always always has to bring up her sexual issues and how she wants to be fucked til she's unconscious. No one wants to hear about it. She's fucking 17.
>>135787401
She is 19 and every time she has talked about sex it was always (likely) a joke. When the topic comes up in a serious manner she doesn't participate. I think if she were to have sex it would fuck her identity up even further and she knows this.
Im friends with her at least a little bit to know about her relationship with her school. A teacher and student have killed themselves in the past few years and her school has been aiming to place her somewhere else because they don't want to be in the papers for another suicide. The reason she is 19 and still in school in the first place is because of all the times she has been admitted to psych wards.
>>135788265
didn't she say in discord that she was 17, that's why everyone was saying she was underage
>>135788265
Fuck off the cat's pajamas
10 hours of painal with marblemaid!
>>135788594
I dunno mang. I know for a fact she is 19.
>>135788778
Not today.
>>135786256
I deleted this cat.
>>135781990
I hate to get this technical especially since it's just shitposting but the human birth canal is horrifically stretchy, and an infant skull compresses.
Hello gw2g friends!
>>135787401
Honestly in all seriousness, she does know a good deal about her mood. She knows when a major depressive spike is incoming but she just lacks the willpower to get through them unscathed.
Really she just needs more friendly faces to encourage/motivate her. Im just one person and she wont always listen to me.
>>135787774
I thought this was the paper bag helm from the thumbnail. Impressive.
>>135790187
Hey Rex! I was glad that you remembered me enough for that /wave earlier today in WvW! The friends and I were just capturing some camps for a guild mission while eluding the zerg, very exciting.
>>135790935
You're just as bad as she is you pathetic beta orbiter. Why don't you make a suicide pact with her and jump off a bridge
>>135791257
That doesn't sound very productive.
>>135791257
>>135791415
Yeah, it doesn't sound productive. No need to be so negative, anons.
>>135791161
:) Pretty fun defending Firekeep against the zerg. Thanks for getting camps, it helps a lot. I'm in EB now, bunkering down now for the long haul.
I want to make a femcharr but how overused is lynxface and black fur?
>>135792483
>coming from the catspamming autist who frequently catspams on Sunday.
k jugg ;]
>tfw only the non-florburz catposts are being removed
>>135793179
the burz is here to stay
vive la burz
Does florburz like girls? I would be his girlfriend desu. He seems nice
>>135793309
Long live the meme.
Also the captcha was selecting hamburgers.
>>135790935
It's fine that she's honest about it and doesn't try and pretend that she's okay when she's not but she needs to learn how to read the mood of the people she's with. Discord and guild chat were not the outlets she should have been using.
>>135792316
...lani really likes blowing on that warbler, huh....
>>135796027
i want to blow lani's warbler
post that screenshot vaethebae
fem
>>135797828
charr
did HOPE take guild mission screens this week?
>>135797987
HOPE is dead
>>135797862
YOU IDIOT
page 6 is unacceptable
so now what
>>135797987
it's ded but here's a pic of the corpse
>>135799246
Cleared my dailies and got my pips, so I'm going to bed.
is there something like this for gw2?
Who would win in a fight? A wereburz or a noodlesura?
I love noodlesuras.
>>135799837
This please. I tried to do ERP in GW2 for the first time and the other person intimidated me with their superior writing. I ended up chickening out and pretending to DC...I am still afraid to log in 2 days later
>>135800242
Fuck off Vae
>>135800242
>>135799837
Chop chop Drosera, get working on making this for GW2
>>135799837
>tfw if I don't start jerking off during erp, I'm going to stop existing according to this
oh shit
tfw noodlesuras are basically living fleshlights
>>135799265
Look at them...
ears dripping in pheromones...
all noodley and cutesy...well, the ones on the left anyway, but still
I hate them,
and yet I love them,
and yet I HATE THEM
REMOVE RATS NOW
>>135801021
That's incorrect use of a noodlesura
>>135800658
I wouldn't even know where to start
so many different kinds of people who erp
>>135802042
Excuses excuses, chop chop
>>135802042
its not that hard, just update races, step 1 and step 2. its so easy I could do it and I haven't even held your hand yet
Chop Chop, Dros
>>135802154
>>135802495
ok i think i got some good content saved up, ill see what i can do
>>135801506
Pls don't bully Yozzil.
leyburz
>>135803217too lateyou're next
Faaeg and Drosera, can you just make a rule for no more posting on 4chan. Let it die already. It's only your retarded clique that posts here. Even the FUNfag retards are learning.
Dead game, dead thread.
>>135803789
Sorry, I'm still here, too.
>>135803789
This would be more believable if you were saging yourself.
I want to gently massage a noodlesura's face and cheeks and plant tiny little kissus all over her!
>>135803789
this, its time to stop posting HOPE
>>135804312
Well this settles it. I'm going to bdo to fish and walk everywhere.
>>135804417
way ahead of you man
See you later people that are leaving, enjoy your adventures elsewhere!
>>135804713
Fuck off Keggin no one wants to watch your shitty youtube videos
>Tfw daylight savings time in exactly one week
Fucking world bosses and maguuma events will all be spawning one hour later which will fuck all my schedules up again, lel
Ah well at least i planned ahead and already wrote down the new schedules in advance
>>135807013
>in one week
daylight savings time was last sunday m8, what are you smoking
>>135807013
well done anon!
>>135807013
>in a week
But it started a week ago.
Not sure if you're pretending to be unaware or somehow managed to remain ignorant for this long.
ok, I'm serious this time. DO NOT let the thread die while I'm asleep. Do you understand?
>>135806764
Why be pegged when the husbands can do better?
>>135807291
I'll keep it safe anon.
You know you can trust me.
>>135808131
>this is your guild leader
>>135808131
>8 jets of cum shit out
good lord
>>135808131
>those whispers/party chat
>>135808131
>if she isnt erping with you you must have made her uncomfortable
accurate
>>135808131
>very....spankable
>>135808131
>futa: a cancerous being who has the body of a woman and the penis of a horse
>general is getting archived before 750
>shitposting has literally killed gw2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBgTVnlsG0
couldn't have happened to a better general. I hope wherever you cancerous fucks end up, they treat you exactly as poorly as you deserve.
Mods please mercy kill anymore gw2 threads
>>135809508
>>135809207
will you shut up
>>135809207
>>135809508
Stop shitposting in our thread, thanks.
I want Vae to give me a shoutout on stream.
dead thread dead game
I love it when this thread is silent;]
>>135810546
Take some E AMA.
>>135810698
who r u? think u r in the wrong general newfriend >>>/vg/bnsg/
>>135810780
He's someone who thinks he is still relevant to gw2g. He likes to troll by posting pics of a dead game as way to mock gw2.
>>135810874
That made me chuckle to be honest.
>>135810874
Is gw2g even relevant?
>>135811054
Based on these replies, yes.
Fag Jan the closet gay charr fan.
Ironically all the cat posts get deleted but none of the BNS posts.
>>135811838
>ironically spam that people report gets deleted
You have only yourself to blame for this situation.
gae sobbing in a corner on barb inspectre day because of his tiny dick
No more cats. No more rats. You fucking scum. Only FHD allowed beyond this point!
>>135808131
There are some cute msuras that erp
>>135813869
>Cute Male
>Asura
Pick one and then jump off a cliff.
>>135808131
i thought femcharr would all be bulldykes or played like anime catgirls.
>>135813001
idk what's worse, rats or FHDs
>>135814460
Don't ever compare some disgusting subterranean goblin monsters played by closet-pedophiles with pure unadulterated daughters of Dwayna.
>>135814820
There's the autism again. Rats and FHDs are just as bad as each other rofl.
Post comfy pictures
>>135815924
>>135815991
Thnx anon, that is a nice one.
hi what is this ?
>>135815924
>>135816425
comfy
the comfiest
>>135815924
>>135817050
how did you know i think lil shrooms are cute and comfy, anon?
>>135815924
*stands inside u*
>>135815178
You're kidding right? Being normal and liking the same species as yourself is far from autistic. It's actually normal unlike you fucks who RP at degenerate hermaphrodites. Kill yourself freak.
>>135817841
You are a nice person and you deserve nice things to happen to you.
>>135817729
who are you!
And are you havin fun in wvw anon? I hope you are, today's reset was great c:
>>135817674
*cums in u*
>>135817961
Im dumb and im young. Ill grow out of it.
mcharr changing his bed ridden mcharr husbands bandages for him
>>135818019
wtf...
zzz
>>135817961
Thank you though. You are very nice too.
>>135818018
Just some unknown rank 10 pug (main is in the 2800s). I have a ton of alt accounts and like to try and have fun with all the different commanders on different servers. TC seems a little weak in this time zone. I'm probably going to bed soon.
feeding a femvari soup as she's bedridden and sick with a cold
>>135818626
oh yeah, normally i command a little bit around this time - which is rather late NA/OCX prime... It's always been Tc's weak spot of coverage. I hope you had fun earlier on :)
>>135818767
Bonus points if soup is made of her leaves.
mcharr stroking his mates mane, soothing him while he has night terrors
On the central assault in DS after the second spitfire got defeated, where the fuck do i go to turn in the flamethrower materials from the wyvern nest above? There's no NPC for it on the mini map and the wiki has like no info at all on this
>>135819515
If I'm not mistaken you have to glide down to an asura in the pact camp and deliver the materials directly to her. I don't remember the exact location but it's somewhere around the camp. The NPC does have a small icon above her head so you should try to look for that one.
>>135819515
going by memory, it's just under/next to a big tree stump looking thing with a strongbox in it
if you go north from the really tall tree with the wyverns, it's on the ground
>>135807150
>>135807183
Lel calm down spergs, the world is bigger than just clappistan and there's european servers too where the change doesn't happen until march 27 or so
barbhole barbed by a plump musky mcharr vae barb after a long day of battle purest form of love stack on alpha
>>135819702
I made a picture to help :)
>>135819805
ancora it's time to stop shitposting and just admit your barblust to him
marblemaid got kicked from hope
Hey, have you guys done anything cool with your halls?
>>135821178
Take off the mask so I can get a good look at the face that'll be rimming my tail hole in just a moment.
>>135821178
No, because it only takes a few millennia to get enough props to decorate even a small portion of it decently, and mats to match, on top of what the upgrades take.
There's also a disturbing lack of some basic props, which are strewn all over the game locations otherwise, while there are some newly made ones that are basically useless or next to useless after you've got one of them.
Above all that, there is supposedly a change coming in the quarterly update that will make the props easier to attain, or some of them at least.
>>135821178
>>135824396
That's really gorgeous artwork. Thank you for posting it, anon.
winds howling.
>>135824837
>alone
>>135824837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvUv3YKU8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvUv3YKU8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNvUv3YKU8w
back bacon
baby makin
booty shakinmoney rakin'
taken my kanye rest so I can wake up feeling my kanye best. now its time to put my jumping puzzle skills to the kanye test.
>>135824909
my friends are with me in spirit.
>50 bucks for the expansion on top of the 60 you spent on the original game
>newfags get both for 50
Why are you playing this piece of shit again? You're sullying the memory of GW1.
>>135825420
At least you're up-front about your cucksperging.
I forgot to rank up my mastery stuff whilst in pve! I hope I didn't lose too much xp whilst doing stuff. Remember to rank up, anons!
>>135826184
oh wait, I think it carries over! I went up from lvl 38 to 47... I think. That's neat.
>>135826184
OH SHIT ITS ME
>>135826319
c: that fire ele didn't stand a chance!
>Playing the HoT story
>Rata Novus part
>The asura, a "hyper-intelligent" race of artificers and scientists with a deep understanding of this game's universe, failed to locate the "mysterious and legendary" city of Rata Novus amidst their fucking backyard
>Same race who missed the TOWER OF MORDREMOTH WITH A GIANT MOUTH DRAGON COILING AROUND IT as their next door neighbor
>Fight the chak guarding the asura gate that leads to the dragon lab
>Braham is at the other side of the room
>ok
>Kill chak
>Braham is instantly *falling* towards a stone pillar like a magnet to metal, cracks it in half
>Saved by Taimi (read: I'd rather die)
>Cutscene over
>Pillar is fixed/nowhere to be found/no rubble
>Braham being in trouble had no consequences other than stroking Taimi's "importance" a bit before she saves the day on the next part
>ok
>>135821178
a friend is showing me around his now, we're quite high up it seems.
>>135827247
iktf
>>135827620
>Walk through the asura gate already
>"The exit closed behind them" cliche
>Another obstacle between the protagonists and the lab containing information on elder dragons and their minions
>"Oh look! There's a dragon emblem on that door! That must be the lab with the elder dragon info!!!!"
>The asura, a race that pride themselves in scientific accuracy and professionalism, mark the lab to their elder dragon studies with a "dragon goes w̡a̵oraa̧r" emblem
>Need to connect the gap between a leyline energy current and the mechanism powering the door that opens up to the door that opens up the dragon lab
>"Big and sad" scene where Scruffy follows Taimi's order to take a bullet for the team by being the conductor
>Zapped to "death," worked
>"eh I'll just rebuild him as a weapon of mass-destruction"
>No consequences, ok
>Move on, chak are literally one-hit KO level 2 rat tier
>Need the rays from the Sun itself amplified through a giant magnifying glass to kill level 2 rat chak
>You can leave Taimi alone as she limps around from point to point, children can't die in video games
>Finally the door is open
>"ELDER DRAGONS HAVE WEAKNESSES DIDN'T YOU KNOW? BUT IT DOESN"T SAY WHAT THEY ARE" is the big reveal at the lab
>Well no shit Sherlock Zhaitan died. He obviously had a weakness to cannons and energy corruption
>Literally useless information, rule 34 of the dragons would've been more useful
>Time to leave
>Taimi, an asura progeny AKA some 8 year old kid with a broken golem and NO defenses, wants to stay at an abandoned lab in a forsaken city with chak literally sprouting from all grounds in the city to research that incredible reveal
>"I'll be fine"
>There's still a mary sue kid with a god-moding golem following the player character
>>135827783
>>135827620
I was under the impression that Mordy's tongue head thing (since it's not the actual whole body), was a relatively new thing, as in, end of the LS1 or maybe even later.
Dunno about Novus, but it could be that it was either inaccessible, seeing how the original rats fled it even before it got as bad as it is now, or too dangerous to explore. Asura as a nation don't really have much in the way of their land, they took over some ruins in one place and have one singular city, the rest is just labs and sole rats strewn all around, some/most without care for RS and the Council.
There's also this dumb bit that Anet tries to force on us that before Mordy started stirring no one but maybe some smugglers could make it to even Dry Top and everything past it is only accessible through there. Partly because of the Sea Dragon (with the help of Zhaitan before he got killed) is keeping any major sea routes locked down.
Doesn't really make all that much sense now with airships and gliders galore.
>>135827783she's still there, waiting for living world season 3 in 2016 Q3
>>135827783
>>Zapped to "death," worked
>>"eh I'll just rebuild him as a weapon of mass-destruction"
>>No consequences, ok
>>Taimi, an asura progeny AKA some 8 year old kid with a broken golem and NO defenses
They should just kill her off to start LS3.
>>135827620
Are you being retarded on purpose? Mordremoth didn't wake up until like a year ago so there was no tower with giant coiled dragon.
Also asura have a terrible track record with regards to finding sleeping dragons. See also Central Transfer Chamber.
What are the best weapon selection for a lvling Thief?
>>135829252
hi anon, dagger/pistol and shortbow should be gud for you.
>>135829252
sword/pistol and shortbow
>>135829349
>>135829368
I'll try both, see how it goes. Thank you.
>>135829516
cool, what race is your thief? And if you have more questions about it I'm sure myself and the other anon can help!
>>135829652
Honestly, I'm just getting back into the game, and actually trying to decide race. Looking at Norn, Human or Sylvari. Still thinking it over.
>>135829716
Are you on TC?
Norn thieves are quite cool, I had a norn thief once that was based on a 'dreadpirate' kinda theme. I feel that the norn hairstyle and face + tallness work well like that.
As for humans, well, I'm sure you've got an imagination. Human thieves are sorta generic, but that can be nice and realistic in some ways!
As for sylvari, well, there's a tonne of different ways to go there.
And that's before we go into stuff like cultural armour, which is pretty neat.
>>135829162
Pls no, they need to kill the lesbian duo first, then Taimi can die.
>>135830219
I'm on Stormbluff Isle. The general idea for the character is to be a thief/bandit while lvling and once I get to Daredevil, actually play it as a sort of monk, Obviously this would be easily accomplished as Human, but I can see Norn doing it as well, although Norn don't see Bandits as bad per say, but as a less honorable way to game notoriety and increase their legend. Sylvari is sort of a rough one with the concept, unless he's corrupted.
>>135819747
>tfw learning DST is not just some weird thing Americans do but apparently that it's infected western europe and parts of East Asia and AUS
>despite that the times that it goes into effect aren't even fucking synched
This is un-fucking-acceptable. DST is already dumb enough, having it not even go into effect at the same time is EVEN DUMBER in a world that's so interconnected.
Is there any armor resembling the guy in the middle? It' looks pretty legit.
>>135830952
Oh I love that idea, anon.
I'd go with Norn or sylvari personally. Mainly just for aesthetic reasons.
I can imagine, quite nicely, a Sylvari that took up residence tending the gardens at the Monastery, but also trained as a fighter to slay the monsters that brewed up from the swamp to the south.
damn you guys managed to necropost this thread past dead hours, but can you keep it up for the rest of the week?
>>135831139
Not bad, but the more I'm thinking about it, the more I think I'm going to roll him human. Get through the initial quest than basically play him as a Bandit then as I get higher up, he'll begin to regret his decisions, leading up to him seeking a life of enlightenment to atone for his deeds. Of the three races, that seems like a wholly human concept, but I may be wrong. I don't see Norn's regretting things too often.
>>135827783
>Taimi, an asura progeny AKA some 8 year old kid with a broken golem and NO defenses, wants to stay at an abandoned lab in a forsaken city with chak literally sprouting from all grounds in the city to research that incredible reveal
Would you ask Rytlock if he was sure? Canach? WOULD YOU, MOTHERFUCKER? Check your privileges! I'll be fine!!
Still better than LS2 tho.
>>135831123
sadly few things are as badass as that bit of concept art in the entire game. its a massive shame bandits do not look like that.
The closest thing is actually the bandit sniper outfit, but only slightly.
>>135831494
That does sound very realistic to me anon :) I like it a lot.
it feels like an eternity since ive shitposted. This thread i once loved is dying before my very eyes. Have a creepshot. I'll miss you guys. See you when raid wing 3 comes out
>>135831935
I hope your adventures elsewhere are fun. See you for now, anon.
>>135831935
I know DR is a meme, but it fascinates me as a gathering spot, all the wacky shit that happens in an otherwise nice town where the days are always cheery.
Even if you can't read it, people like this piss me off. He's the actual guild leader, not just some random recruiter.;););););)
>>135833840
man he winks so much
jij bent mooi btw
ik hou van jo...
>>135833840
Yeah, I dislike people who speak some bullshit languages too.
>>135821178
My guild has a little shrine type thing set up around the gather nodes that I really like. It just fits in so nicely that I kinda forget that it isn't actually standard until I see someone else's hall and it's missing.
There's some other nice places that we've done up with trees and the red lanterns from Chinese New Year that I really dig, but it's not hard to make the Lost Precipice look really pretty at night. I really wish it was an actual zone of sorts so I could park my characters in it.
Well, we made it to the top of gilded hollow. Would anons like to see some pictures?
>>135834605
yes please
>>135834605
Sure!
>>135834042
which guild is this? I wanna be in a guild that has cozy gathering...
>>135834042
>I really wish it was an actual zone of sorts so I could park my characters in it.
iktf, there's constantly new instances popping up
>>135834725
>>135834714
>>135834775
This area is pretty cozy. The only thing my friend placed was the fountain, so the flowers and such are there naturally.
Now.... The rest, well, I'll let the image speak for itself.I like to imagine wizards, trekking thru the endless desert, they find a hollow, a bit of peace from the relentless sun and the harsh winds... A peaceful nook in the world and they are so happy they use their magic to gild it in majestic gold.
Looking back unto the glen.
Is this the lastest HOPE meme? Keeping a dead thread alive from the same three people responding to each other?
A shot of the glen with some items added by my friend.
I'm sure some of you probably wanted to see more interesting things. For me, I'm okay with what we saw, it definitely fits given that it's bordered by silverwastes and dry top, and it has this kinda biblical apocalyptic feel to it. Maybe it's just the lighting, idk.
It's a long, long, long way down to the very bottom of Gilded Hollow. The depth/height of this map is rather huge.
>>135835695
Based comfyanon saving the thread.
The sky is like night and day clashing for space! but really I've seen this pattern before, setting sun but the clouds are about to bring rainfall is how I'd describe it.
I searched for any easter eggs, or anything special left behind by the map designers. It was a quick search, but I didn't see anything to note.
I probably wont ever be coming back here, as it took a long long time to get up. But it was fun to explore and the excitement of finally reaching the top was nice.
These guildhalls sure are huge, way, way more bigger than I imagined.
>>135835912
Yeah, it has that 'calm before the storm' feel to it.
>>135835502
Rexxie isn't even HOPE you cumguzzler.
>>135821178
i made a nature sanctuary twice
>>135837020
I like that a lot. I still haven't had the experience of playing around building stuff in a guild hall, yet. What's it like?
>>135837791
Expensive.
why is the voice acting in this game so terrible
Is this game dead? Maybe they should give us world pvp and a dueling system.
>>135837791
its really fun! i hope you get around to it. its not like anything thats been in gw2 before. but yes it is too expensive and they should change it.
its nice to find a little corner and make it your own. im sure lots of people make their own little houses too.
>>135839162
No. Its one of the more popular mmos when you compare it to some others.
>>135833840
>speaking german in an american game
fuck off foreigner
>>135835360
>>135835529
What is this? Part of the Precipice or did you get on top of the Hallow somehow?
Ight. No help on the forums and leddit doesnt allow tech support questions.
I get this errytime I try to reinstall
someone pls help
>>135840246
>german
How's that ignorance working out for you, American? :^)
>>135840812
Krait are the master race.
>>135840812
>charr
But no cats were harmed in either, anon.
>>135840457
delete this right now
>>135840490
This is on the very top of the Gilded Hollow.
>>135840457
fuck you.
How many femsuras do you have anons?
>>135841852
2 and 1 mrat
>>135841852
Just 1.
Not shown in this picture though.
>>135841852
1, vs 13 non-rats.
>>135842431
Is that nen?
is anet ever going to make it so this game actually uses the GPU?
>>135833840
>here read this
>even if you can't read it isn't this annoying?????
>>135841852
just one
>>135842725
Yeah, sometimes we jam.
>>135843239
And she is awsome
>>135841852
The only correct answer: zero.
>>135843315
Beats standing around awkwardly I guess
>>135843861
>>135843315
I miss Nen. She was nice.
>>135843861
Would meet up to have burgers with.
>>135843969
She's still kickin', don't worry.
>>135840628
pls respond
Did Snek anon get banned? He usually continues his gore posts... I feel kinda sad now... Didn't even know they knew about this game
>>135843053
;););););););););););););)
>>135843315
I'd jam Nen.
>>135846235
Ok, ok,I just can't let go of this tease fuel. Not ever. And teasing rats is fun.
>>135846235
A kappa thief huh?
>>135845917
>Another HOPE femsura with lewd art
Sluts the lot of you
>>135847225
This art is like 3 years old now, I think.And as far as the story goes, or as the femsura claims, it's not the rat, just a perfect lookalike.Yeah.
>>135747408
except wow is shit aswell. Right now there is not a single MMO that wouldnt be total dogshit, all the decent ones turned to shit because they wanted to pander to the retard casuals who are so fucking braindead that they cannot form a party without a partyfinder.
>>135847675
At least all of the other games have content without an incompetent dev team.
>>135847812
Well some have. FFXIV is literally the "no content to be had" game, but WoW does have content to plough trough.
How to pug matt?
>>135845658
Are you talking about that guy who appeared out of no where on /pol/ and turned a thread into a worse reality than hell? And you're sad?
>>135845656
>>135840628
do you have master fx or some shit installed?
unintstall it
also make sure your redistributables are installed, probably google what that text box says and add 'guild wars 2'
>>135841852
Eleven.
>>135848807
Yes, I am.
I will go look to see if anon can be found in game, and I will be happy if I find them... I hope they aren't a rat...
These threads need new management, [HOPE] and [FUN] aren't pooling enough people
>>135853301
[HOPE] is a good guild
>>135852249
Stop talking about me. Fyi, i didn't even break the rule that i was accused of breaking
>>135853850
careful with that, someone might actually think your serious
>>135853301
USA
USA
USA
Thread is dead lol
>>135856024
source plz
>>135856024
well rexxie aint around anymore to keep shitposting this thread back to page 1 so now itll die
>>135856341
He was making decent conversation with anons and helping a few out. Stop.
>>135856515
okay i will, good luck with the thread, toddles!
>>135856341
You don't need a guildie to make thread survive, or fun
>>135857032
It's sad that gw2g is just shitposters trying to keep the thread afloat, then a mod comes along and bans the most interesting person in the and deletes his posts
>>135833840
Are we doing seriously retarded chatboxes? I got one.
>>135841852
One. Can't handle more than that.
>>135857514
you accidentally a word :^)
>>135857514
Who are you referring to?
Does anyone have any questions they want to ask, that can't be answered after the thread dies forever?
>>135858403
i got a few
why is this game so bad?
why is this general so shit?
why cant both of them just be good?
>>135857781
While we're at it, appreciate some of FUN's new members.
>>135858403
Yeah, what kind of guys do you like?
>>135858584
thats rude
^^
>>135858584
wow, the normie infestation is real, thank god i stopped playing the game so i dont have to see this shit
>>135858890
/vg/ is in need of a new guild then
>>135858563
Anet.
The collective efforts of a couple people who for whatever reason want it to be shit.
Neither will change.
>>135858584
>i have a girlfriend guys
>whoa my girlfriend is cooking dinner
>hold on my girlfriend is calling me
>aw she just wanted to give me a kiss
>>135859327
Just kick the faeeq and both NA and EU will become better.
>>135859574
FUN sounds like a lot of fun.
>>135788265
>believing internet attention seekers
This is how beta orbiters are formed
>>135847180
a stealer of hearts!
>>135858563
>why is this game so bad?
Because Anet ignores criticisms and wastes its time patching things that either don't need to be fixed or that no one cares about (jump-dancing quaggans or Raptor Jesus in SMC) instead of seriously tackling issues that are actually killing the game (insert a million issues with WvW).
>why is this general so shit?
Because there's nothing to do in the game except ERP, shitpost, or silverwaste.
>>135859812
>>135859574
>>135859327
FUN is fine, but between that Rismae dude and these two, I'm pining for an approach on taking members on that isn't like HOPE's "just accept everyone that wrote "kek" on /b/ before."
Erm, not sure how much this is related with those threads, but did anyone ever try to export sound files from the game? I've tried gw2browser, but the problem is it seems to extract those SoundBank files in some... compressed(?) format. Even names them .raw despite me picking the other option.
I'm trying really hard to get some of the sounds from the game, like whatever Rikkiti says.
>>135860119
What's wrong with Rismae? Leave her alone! She's sweet. A little naive and silly, but sweet.
>>135860405
Would you be kind enough to do your beta cuck orbiting on reddit instead?
>>135860405
He's a dude pretending to be a chick in order to get attention from beta-ass dumbfucks like you.
He's literally spamming guild- and mapchat with "LF BOYFRIEND" whenever he's short on attention.
>>135858584
FUN really need another purge again.
>>135860119
In order to have pure people in a guild, do not go on fucking /b/ to recruit people who say kek or zoz. Go on rekt threads, you'll find people like me, who will actually be not cancerous to the guild and scare away normies, invite them. After you do that, find the few denziens of /s4s/ that play and invite them, they will counter balance the /b/tards with low calibur cancer, and will not leave.
>>135860598
Idc about who it is behind the screen male or female ugly or beautiful! He / she seems lovely either way. I'm pretty sure the "LF boyfriend" is probably just a joke.
>>135860761
That sounds like there would be conflict... But with the normies gone, the cancer leaves
>>135861056
just fuck off
>>135861056
Being ironic or trolling doesn't make cancer less cancerous. Just grab a plane to Manchester or wherever he keeps saying he lives and suck his dick, if you're that fond of his bullshit.
>>135861056
Holy shit this guild needs me
>>135861448
I'm looking in from the outside, i only know that some purging needs to be done
>>135859832
Esther is a good kid though.
>>135860598
Kick him
why the fuck do I always get shit players on my team. every match at least 1 person has 0 points or d/c's while the enemy team is all playing strategically and making solid plays leaving my rag tag team of shitters zerging off point like idiots.
out of the last 20 games Ive only not top scored on my side once, I just want to know how they always end up on my side
I have 193 mf. How much do I need in order to start my ascended boots from fractals collection?
>>135862598
FLOOZIES
>>135862509
I know that feel
>all this HOPE and FUN member shitting
USA truly is the best
>>135862762
rip team red lol gitmore necros
Bunny ears.
>>135862895
USA doesn't need people shitting on them, their guild roster is a joke in itself.
>>135862762
I miss pre HoT pvp
id honestly take cancer warriors over DH, chrono, and reaper anyday
>>135863084
bunnysura
>>135863207
All warriors were cancer except me
>>135863207
I wonder how long its going to take for the shit PvP balance to get anywhere close to as "good" as it was before HoT. I've been outright boycotting this shit fucking PvP ever since HoT released... and PvP used to be one of the big reasons why I played the game in the first place.
>>135858584
holy shit what happened to FUN, are they so dead they started recruiting in mapchat?
>>135863487
That explains it, who ever was the retard who started doing that killed your guild.
You need to start over now. Map chat recruiting can kill any 4chan guild
>>135863358
I just want some buffs to the base classes
>>135863487
Naw, FUN is doing alright activity-wise. We just got some new memberes that're either obvious trolls or terribly unfitting people. The two that're partners have been members for a while and came back from being inactive.
They're rather obnoxious regardless, but the officers don't want to jump the gun on it because people would whine "wah wah no fun allowed we can't even meme in here."
>>135864036
If i was the leader, i'd kick them and kick anyone who questions my motives
>>135864036
Officers already done that historically multiple times
Best example: Venomblade
>>135864380
Yes, and that's why you're not a leader.
>>135864478
Venomblade was a repeat offender an a case of HOPE, not FUN.
>>135864547
In my current guild i am a respected officer because of just that
>>135864547
Your new is showing, Venomblade used to be in FUN
A or B?
The only answer I got was "Do both" :/
>>135864790
Oh, true. Thought you were talking about his recent kick from the other /vg/ guild. Just like Jugg came from one of the first incarnations of HOPE and over to FUN because of that. He's still in FUN despite having made his own clique guild. >>135862895
>>135864689
Send Muu or Tysha an application when they wake up from cryostasis if you want to give it a shot.
>>135864949
C, take off those fucking glasses
>>135864998
My guild leader would kick them first lol
FUN is fucking shit currently, it needs:
a purge of inactive members
a purge of members that aren't supposed to be in FUN (but that would probably kill the guild)
a new leader
I vote choco
>>135864998
Your new is still showing, Jugg has been in FUN originally since the start
>>135864949
A is good
>>135865416
Aktium is generally fair.
>>135865416
fuck off choco
>>135865416
Don't vote for yourself. You're already doing a good job of cleaning out the ones that're well and truly dead.
>>135865418
NA FUN, maybe. Hasn't been in EU FUN since creation.
>>135865635
Aktium or Kealdrix would be fine, but there's no reason to set a new leader if Babbysitters can do everything that's neccessary.
>>135865416
>it needs:
rats
>>135865416
>a purge of members that aren't supposed to be in FUN
chop chop let's hear that list
>>135865416
>a purge of inactive members
Why do autists like you think this is needed? GW2 is a game that people often quit and return to at a later date. If your guild is hurting for space and near 500 members than it's a shit zerg anyways.
>>135865416
fuck off choco
>>135866323
No. Stay on NA.
>>135865095
No.
>>135865576
I went with A.
>>135865674
>>135866890
>>135866059
not even him
>>135864949
>sylvari
>not incorporating leafy armor on the one race that can actually makes leafy armor look good
come now
>>135866323
>>135867136
We'll trade NA rats for your EU cats.
Do we have a deal?
>>135868415
hell yes
furries are worse than rats
>>135868415
No, we don't need rats, we need more cats.
>>135868550
You do know rats are furries too.
Rats are much worse because they are both furry and pedophiles.
>>135865416
>a purge of inactive members
Why? The guild is not even at the member cap yet and there are plenty of people that eventually come back after a long period of inactivity.
>a purge of members that aren't supposed to be in FUN (but that would probably kill the guild)
If you mean people that don't even know what /gw2g/ is I agree. People that simply choose to rep other guilds are still perfectly fine.
>a new leader
I agree, but at the same time it's not actually necessary since babbysitters already are capable of taking care of everything.
In the meantime enjoy this FHD I found while doing pvp
>>135868958
>hair doesn't go with the face
>generic slut armor
Who would enjoy that
>>135866059
thing is when i bought the game NA FUN didnt exist in late december 2012 because it died and the only place to left join was FUN, i should know becauseim jugg
>>135869394
>trying to find logic in slutwear
There isn't any, don't worry about them.
>>135869394
>hair doesn't go with the face
Is such a thing even possible
>>135869602
Yeah, so my point still holds. You weren't in it since the creation on EU. The person whining "ur new" can suck a dick.
>>135868958
Atleast she isn't wearing those fucking glasses
>>135870070
your not right either that i was originally in a NA guild like NA FUN or HOPE, thats never been true
>>135870024
Yes
>>135870070
Dat splitting hairs.
>>135870024
Yeah
>>135870316
>your not right
It's "you're" you illiterate faggot
>>135870103
Considering they put the wizard's hat back on the gemstore, what are the chances of the wide rimmed glasses making a return?
>>135870635
100% Anet is fucking retarded for pandering to the troglodytes
>>135870320
>>135870526
Post an example and I will judge it
I clearly remember the average /gw2g/er thinking they're the peak of fashion when their character looks like something that's been lying in a mound of crap
>>135870559
>not using punctuation
>using the word "literal" incorrectly
It's "It's "you're", you faggot.", you figurative faggot.
If you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, at least do it correctly.
>>135868415
Ahe-ahem, we're not letting the rats go.
>>135870793
I'm not a regular here, but I do know that the average /gw2g/ character looks like shit.
>>135871021
Then you'll have to be banished with them.
>>135871021
>implying we're letting go of the cats
Too bad.
>>135870793
I don't have to, there's one already here
>>135868958
You can't even tell me that a stern adult face goes with a younger hairstyle.
>>135865416
>choco
I've been in the guild for several months now and still am not sure who this is.
I actually know more about the MIA leader than this choco person, nothing against the guy but I don't think that's a good sign of leadership.
>>135872759
choco is an ancient and forgotten meme, best to just forget about it
>>135868415
We've already got the best mcharr, the only kind of cats that matter.
>>135872759
+4 coe
>>135873061
>using memes not approved by gw2g
Please submit an application for your use of memes. Whisper me: Master Ruseman.
>wen u get out of sapphire it gets harder
Yawn.
>>135875003
When you get out of ruby it gets harder. And by harder I mean longer. And by that I mean my dick
>>135875003
By this time every at least tiny bit competetive player is already in diamond, if not legendary.
Pwning lame shitters with noobkilling class is "yawn" indeed, try it in a real game.
>>135875072
Source on noodle-bump?
>>135875361
True. I played the season for about a week at the start and even I hit diamond
>>135876370
i cropped it from paheal
hey guys friendly reminder rexxie is a cuck!;]
Reminder that FUN is dead because of fucking HoT hype shitties like Nicturne
>>135876462
I hit diamond at the first saturday and legendary at the second. Plus I hit ruby of a second DAY, with 28 games winstreak. When mmr isn't evently distributed among players, game just teams up better ones resulting in crushing games.
So this new pip systen pushes you really hard to your "real" league and even there it has strong positive dynamics since you are gaining a lot of pips even if your winrate is ~50%
>>135877397
is there even a worse FUN guildie than nicturne lol
>>135877397
You still haven't kicked that shitter?
>>135877397
>>135877621
>>135877910
Can someone explain me what's wrong with him? I'm not in FUN so I've never met him.
>>135878020
I personally don't know, nobody actually messages me in-game to discuss any problems they have with me. I just get people shittalking me in the thread on occasion.
>>135878409
>Using terms as S and A team unironically
>>135878020
Well, you know that age when you are hyperactive, you think you know everything better than others (and you don't), you are trying to take leadership (while being unable to be a leader), when you want attention you dont really deserve and you just won't_shut_the_fuck_up? Thats it. I bet he is ~16 y.o. boy IRL.
>>135878609
t h i s
Caterday was not cat enough. Requesting a re-do.
>>135878409
nigga you're dealing with fucking 4chan people, they're either 2coward to tell it you straight or they're just trolling and shittalking you for their enjoyment
>>135883393
>tfw on NA, don't even know who these EU raid people are but jump into the shitposting just cuz
>tfw see the shitpost target getting all defensive in gw2g
kek
>>135883393
Yeah, looking back, they have a point that I probably talked too much shit instead of sticking to just callouts, but a lot of the accusations are just baseless or plain stupid. Image above related, Squatfu never raided with me. I can see the annoyance in what >>135878772
says now that I'm trying to command a raid group with largely rookies, and having one player that does that. I still didn't have anyone who told me that it was obnoxious back then, but I guess I can't redeem myself in that person's eyes anyways, at this point. It's just annoying to have people biased against you from the start because of the shittalking. I just want to play the game and avoid drama.I wouldn't really call myself hyperactive, either. Feel like I'm the polar opposite.
>>135884213
Sunday evening, not much else to do.
>>135841852
>>135852081
>>135882075
What do you even need that many rats for?
>>135884960
Hypersexual ratfags need a large quantity of sex objects, since they easily grow bored of them.
>>135841852
one
i got one of each race. expect for cats. i got like 5 cats
>>135884525
>and having one player that does thatIs it me
>>135886206
Naw, it's the Norn Guardian in full luminescent that yells "DIE BITCH COME HERE BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH" on TeamSpeak at Gorseval when kiting the boss around. We've only had him one evening so far.
I wish I were a futanorn
>>135884525
This is why I hate you and most other people hate you. You joined the guild acting like you were hot shit and had been around for ages, and you still do. You're either a fucking child or a man-child.
Oh you're also fucking terrible
>Clerics
lmao
>>135886503
no one's perfect anon
>>135886421
Ah, good. I'm just trying to make good suggestions, was worried for a second there that I was stepping on toes.
I hope you're up-front with that person about their yelling being a little unpleasant.
>>135886628
Healing Power is nice. I'm still hoping for Mender's or a different stat combo with main Healing Power and no Toughness or useless stats as secondary to come out in PvE so I can swap to that instead.
>>135886853
You were in the group that evening, right? We've repeatedly reprimanded him about it in Dutch and in English during the more clutch moments. Your suggestions were correct and appreciated (e.g. VG constantly turning around), so don't worry about that.
>>135886903
Cuck
>>135886628
Lel, this shitter STILL uses clerics? I bet he also goes to fotm dailies with his druid ans uses gs/lb there,
>>135887184
>4chan raid being in another language other than english
something aint right here
I'm still on the fence about hot
Logged in after a long absence, was instantly bored
Does hot deliver enough content?
>>135887545
Don't bother
>>135887545
No mah man.
>>135887396
4 of the base group is Dutch from a different guild, it isn't a full /vg/ squad. FUN has two other teams that're just FUN. It's really only used for quick explanations to the new members and telling the previously-mentioned guy to keep unrelated comments aside.
>>135887545
The new maps are neat to do once, especs add a lot to the playstyle and raids are good fun, but if the base game isn't entertaining to you anymore, it's probably not worth it.
Tfw trying to get your hacking husbandos attention
>>135887545
Here's what HoT offers for new content:
>4 PvE maps that are dominated by timers and meta events to even access the whole thing
>2/3 of a 10 man dungeon
>power creeped as fuck class upgrades, meaning you need HoT to be competitive in PvP/WvW
>PvP/WvW balance is completely fucked, so actually you can just ignore that
People are not trolling when they're telling you to not bother.
>>135888737
>>135888380
>>135887867
Thanks for saving me the money
ArenaNet doesn't fail to dissapoint since Eye of the North
>>135888737
Necro, ele and ranger don't need elites to be good
>>135889653
And that's one third of the game's playable classes. I don't care that some niche build no one's ever heard of probably works decent, you can't deny that HOT elite specs are pretty much essential no matter what class you are playing.
Should I bother reinstalling GW2 if I don't have HoT and do not want to purchase HoT?
a glitch. it was interesting, all gates on the map spewed rocks and you could see the rocks in the sky across the map.
imagine if something like this happened during one of those lame broadcasted tournaments.
>>135890613
This, and since you can't play hot without already getting the elite specs, there is no reason to use them since they are either instantly on par or automatically better than the stock classes.
>>135886818
But I want it. I want the power so badly.
I want the rat.
>>135889653
Wrong picture fuck
The sparkleburz has ascended to LEGEND burz
>>135892531
how is this shit any better? at least post cute anime girls.
>>135891439
Are you just noticing this? That's been happening for a while now
>>135892638
>tfw no florburz to keep your dick warm
Give me it.
>>135892652
Fine
>>135892706
i havent played pvp in a while, sorry.
I NEED the rat.
Give me the power. I will TAKE the rat.
>>135889653
You forgot engi.
>>135892652
uguu
>>135882784
aight, caturday will start in an hour
>HOPE can't even kill it's own thread
How do you expect to kill raids lads?
>>135894687
except they did?
>>135895032
Is that actually a HOPE raid kill, or is that half HOPE half pugs again?
>>135895208
I think it was 9 HOPE, 1 pug
>>135894687
Want to kill the thread? Stop making them
>>135897750
pretty hard to do considering HOPE will make /HOPEg/ time and time again
>>135892638
I forgot to mention all the pips came from solo Qing only.
>>135898209
I'll solo Q you all day florbie
The rat will be mine.
>>135894687
>tfw gae wont ever squat on your dick
>>135894687
HOPE is already dead
>>135897750
Don't look at me man. I've never made a thread in my life and I've been absent the past few days.
>>135893772
>>135893495
>>135893207
>>135892110
>>135898840
You can't handle the rat. Now stop already.
>>135898809
awoo
I'm handling the rat.
What are the advantages and benefits of having a waifu?
>partied with some stupid fucking hopefags
Well there goes my win streak.
Haven't played since december.
Is every build still cookie cutter, or is there actually some diversity among builds?
>>135901841
pro
>gives you a purpose
>can coddle you
>you're not alone anymore
con
>might be high maintenance
>might be clingy
>you can get cucked now
>>135902041
still the same
Haven't played since X, is Y still the same?
>>135903137
Okay, thanks, I'll check back in [period of time].
>>135902041
PvP is cookie cutter.
In WvW you have diversity.
>>135902126
How can I stop the cucking?
>>135904029
You can't
Sometimes it just happensuntil you find true love
>>135904029
Cucking happens because the waifu is not satisfied for one reason or another so you cannot stop the cucking if you cant satisfy them in the first place
Forget the rats and the cats, give me the white haired sluts, the blue haired whores, the gemstore hair skanks.
>>135904029
That's called cheating. Stop being fucking memeing retards for one second. In a relationship, if you cheat, then you are fucked in the head and a deserve the shit you get.
'cucking' or whatever the fuck you nerds meme about is some fetish that im pretty sure is used to cover up failed relationships, emotional issues, and other negative shit.
Now talk about the game and game related things you fucks.
>>135900831
How do you know? Who is the rat?
How do I report this guy? Fucking sick, abusing tenses like that, and in public no less.
also, post bad RP.
>>135905569
>cucked by kittfish the meme
>>135905932
what's she doing in there?
>>135905932
FO F
>>135905932
>rat swimming in the sewage of the Xin Ku Corridor
The Ministry of Purity will not be pleased.
would pvp be more balanced if specializations were removed entirely?
>>135905569
If you're being cheated on, you're a cuckold. You're being cuckolded. That's what the world means.
You're conflating the fetish with the actual word. they're memeing, yes, but they're still technically correct.
>>135905775
Apart from the tenses, sounds like he is having a nice and comfy time.
>>135905932
Were you looking for treasure, anon?
>>135906737
The 'cuckold' permits his wife to be a slut because he is a beta bitch, or even encourages it. I personally think it's different to cheating brah.
>>135905569
You're one of the pillars of that meme, is that why your knickers are in a twist.
>>135907507
Again, no. That's the fetish.
>>135907582
IDK man.
"TOP DEFINITION
cuckhold
Not simply a man who's wife/girlfriend cheats on him, but rather a man who actually gets aroused by knowing or seeing her in sexual situations with other men, such as flirting, kissing, fondling, or sex. In particular, situations where he is NOT participating but instead marginalized, just observing, or even completely ignored."
>>135907518
Oh! I hope she is okay.
>>135907525
Forced memes suck, anon.
>>135906120
why?
>>135907582
cuckoldplay
noun cuck·old \ˈkə-kəld, -(ˌ)kōld\
Popularity: Top 30% of words
Simple Definition of cuckold
: a man whose wife has sex with someone else : a man's whose wife commits adultery
/pol/ is also obsessed with the cuck meme
>Trait system changed April 2014
>Trait system changed June 2015
What will happen this year? Keeping specializations but everyone gets to choose up to 5 lines? And 6 if they have HoT?
I quit this game and gave all of my gold to a new player. Goodbye everyone.
>>135909710
Farwell anon.
>>135908229
Maybe don't use urban dictionary as your primary source of the meaning of words?
Also
>cuckhold
>>135910374
do you wanna continue this conversation?
>the game's so dead they argue about the definition of meme words
I will not let this thread die!!!!!!!!!!
legendary florburz barbs
I LOVE KEKING REXXXIE SAMA
>>135905320
if they have white hair, they are pure. it's the rule.
>>135743919
Can i still get tyhe winter achievement thing for the shoulders? This is what I have unlocked for the achievement and I just wanna finish it. What is the cheapest drink right now?
the futanorn is ready
bring her offering here
>>135913680
the only one of those you can get off-season are festival imbiber and the candy one.
so i'm pretty sure you cannot get it.
>>135914396
He linked the achieve he is trying for
Can a noodlesura take in a full futanorn horsecock?
>>135916008
futas are cancer
>>135916008
She can try. Her body would bulge and swell as the futanorn moans and clenches.
>>135916242
You just can't withstand the gift. Whether it be elixirs, the Alchemy, or Bear's bountiful burden, they exist and they will sow their seed.
sorry about the delay but my roomates were arguing over the bills, lets roll out now
>>135917535
You're the reason why I bash trannies irl.
What day is it?
>>135918947
Moanday
Thick futasuras moaning as they tag team a needy noodlesura
A stag futanorn sowing her goopy futa seed while hilted in one thick futasura,
Rexxie watching as the futas dominate his noodle waifu and render him a cuckHold yet again
Wow, we capped out early.
Thanks Jugg, you really did it right this week.
Going to miss this general when it dies tomorrow.
hey guys wanna know a secret?I caught kittdai rping once in plains of ashfordshes actually a pretty decent rper with a good solid story and personality for her ele from what I gatheredI've always wondered why she never seemed rped more when she was actually good and would seem fun to rp withkittdai why don't you rp more?
>>135919515
Yes. YES.
>>135920375
She's good at RPing because she's used to making up stuff in her daily life.
>>135919515
Fuck off calsi.
>>135920740
that's calsi?does calsi like getting noodled?
tfw you are extremely depressed and want to end your life and no single video game can change that. wish me luck anons
>still not reinvited back to HOPE
>>135921303
Its okay venomblade, nobody cares
>still in school despite being 19
>>135921303
fuck off drosera
>>135921303
fuck off rexxie
>>135921303
fuck off marblemaid
NEW THREAD
>>135922583
>>135922583
>>135922583