/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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>have mct and worgen infiltrator on board
>got grom out of portal last turn
>play chow and grom
>get whirlwind and blessed champion
>exact fucking lethal

nothin personnel...kid

>Divine Favor

holy fuck is this card stupid. Punishes you for having card advantage or punishes you for getting poor draw and not being able to play a lot of your hand.

Christ I hate paladin, why do they keep getting braindead overpowered shit.

>>135712770
goddamn thats fucking retarded, i've levelled up to 20 multiple times just give me the portrait

>>135712971
but it's bad against aggro :^)

isnt freeze mage vs reno completely unwinnable?

>>135713019
Cool, yet another card that just encourages aggro over all else because that playstyle isn't strong enough already.

thx blizz

>>135713040
freeze mage vvs reno mage sorry

>>135713135
sometimes they don't draw into it. sometimes they can't clear your Antonidas. But yeah, it's tough

>>135712971
Well both of the Paladin spells revealed for WoG are pretty mediocre.

Stand Against Darkness is terrible tempo and unless it get's synergy will never see play (because it will always be better to just play a 5/5 with a decent battlecry on turn 5 or something) and Forbidden Healing is debatable as to it's effectiveness at the moment (on here at least it seems 50/50 with some people saying it's complete trash and others saying it's really good, generally this means the card will be mediocre).

After standard comes in Paladins will lose most of their best shit and become really bad unless they get new, genuinely good cards to play in this expansion.

>>135712793
nth for C'Thun druid will be pure cancer

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>SMOrc is still playable
yup

>You will never get pegged by Brian Kibler's wife with a XL Dragon Dildo

>>135713040

it's actually very winnable, you just need to OTK them instead of doing the usual alex into burn plan.

You only lose if you never draw emperor or if the warlock is running kezan

>>135712971
>I can't life tap for 4 turns then play emperor for free

>>135713382
>bullying rogues

>>135713382
post dick or LIES

I attempted to SMorc and it was way too inconsistent on ladder to rank up

>>135713423
why does kibler strike me as such a cuck. I bet he sucks off dragon dildos while his wife takes BBC

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Finally hit my TGT Pity timer. Now I can stop buying this pack and start saving gold.

>>135713648
Because you watched too much interracial cuckold porn

>>135713738
>too much interracial cuckold porn
no such thing

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>>135713648
>smoking hot wife
>paid to play video games and travels the world attending various HS events

yeah he sure is some cuck. Even if he was, still a step above being a basement dwelling neet

>>135713776
that's not what your browser history says

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This kills the Rexxar

>>135713648
>why does kibler strike me as such a cuck.
Because he supports Bernie Sanders?

>>135713825
hello Brian

>>135713894
Midrange paladin?

>>135713990
>>135713894
Well Met

Roberta Wang needs to be fired
Why does this tranny get to cast

>>135713990
ya

>>135713894
Always fun watching face hunters get BTFO, even in tournaments it's fun to watch.

That's what you get for playing a cancer deck.

>>135714019
who

>ekop
>frodan
>quasimodo looking players

why is europe allowed to have tournaments again

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Is Naiman our guy?

>>135714074
>any hunter cancer
>post LOE
Priests go home

>>135714098
let's not pretend america was any better

>>135714098
>North America
>every player is Chinese

>lose streak from rank 3 all the way to 5 because of secret paladin cancer
NERF WHEN
FUCK SECRETHORSEMAN FUCK DIVINE FAVOR FUCK MINIBOT FUCK MUSTER FUCK DR7

>>135712889
That is more than exact lethal

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I want to climb to legend but everytime I lose 3 games in a row I lose all motivation and just end up staying at Rank 5.

>>135714346

That's what used to happen with me, then I went on a retarded win streak and found myself at legend with a meme deck

>>135713235
Forbidden Healing might be used if there is no reasonable neutral healing option. But Guardian of Kings was sometimes used for the same reason before GvG, yet it was always a shit card.
It could work well as healbot replacement in murlocadin, but this deck will probably go to shit without murkeye anyway.

How come people are playing face hunter again on ladder? Was overload too confusing?

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>Savjz has been offered a job with Blizzard
Looks like Zeriyah finally offered him something he wanted.

>>135714463
Tournament memers

So we can all agree that Captain Norway is the best looking guy at the tourney and should win by default right?

>>135714143
he is a scary nazi man, every time I see him I fear of being put in oven

>>135712971
Divine favor is a very likely nerf target.
[Spoiler]sure hope it gets nerfed I have a golden one[/spoiler]

>>135714442
It may substitute reno, you have a stronger deck but worse healing

Pokrovac is a smug little bastard

>>135714652
Doubt it mate

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What an interesting meta

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>>135713720
>No Gormok
>No Chillmaw
>No Justicar
>If I opened TGT packs as opposed to Classic it'd be hot garbage 90% of the time
>Can't save dust for them because there's like 5 other essential legendaries I need from classic

at least I sometimes get chillmaw off museum curator...

>>135714662
>16 year old dudebro bullying social rejects in their late 20s
I wonder if they're having flashbacks to high school

>>135714703
Blizzard is doing what's best for you, having the expansion and Standard come out early would be too overwhelming for new players.

>>135712793
Is each class getting a variable cost spell? Is it even possible to create 9 balanced effects for cards like that in a game with simple mechanics?

>>135714790
Yes. Doubt it.

>>135714652
How do i spoilered text

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>Renolock didn't Reno in time, all his draw was mine.

>>135714889
Ctrl+S

>>135714889
Like this :^)

>>135714790
If by "balanced" you mean not overpowered, yes.

If by balanced you mean they're all decent and are useable, then no

>>135714889
no capital S

>>135714656
Healing for 20 hp is no joke, but it's a giant tempo loss. Lay on Hands already is a big tempo loss, but it's also a very good card draw so it's fine in late-game oriented decks.
Both Reno and healbot put a body on the board and in the late game you can do something with it immediately, like PO/shadowflame or defender of argus.10-mana heal does nothing for your tempo. It's the same reason why BGH or keeper of uldaman are such good, even if situational removals compared to something like Assassinate.

>Hmm, Well Played vs None Of Your Business

gr8 meta

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>>135712971
Were you the Renofaggot I just crushed 5 minutes ago?
Stop being so greedy.

Hmm, well played

>>135712793
Anyone else think the new set looks like absolute trash?

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>>135714786
Thank you Blizzard

>>135714943
Are there even 9 different mechanics to use?
I feel like "spend x mana to give a minon +x attack" would be way too strong as a finisher in agressive decks. What else can you even do in a game like this?
Warrior will most likely get amor ResidentSleeper, but classes like hunter or warlock or shaman?

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>>135714907
>>135715074
>Avatarfagging

>angry tree noises
>meow

hmm, well played

>>135715138
You just lack creativity Anon, I've seen tons of speculated effects for each remaining Forbidden spell

>play freeze mage because I have mage quest
>instantly queue into 2 fucking control warriors into a row

I hate this fucking piece of shit game.

>>135715138
I really hope they don't go for some horrible totem meme for shaman.

>get a good matchup
>draw blanks for 4 fucking turns while the opponent rapes my face
>barely held on 3 hp for multiple turns just to lose anyway
Fuck hearthstone, no other game just flat out makes so many matches absolutely impossible to win.

>>135715217
So have I and most of them were incredibly overpowered.

Why is Diggen cosplaying as Han Solo?

tfw it's another tournament with unlikeable, ugly literal who's

>>135715217
Okay there, creative guy, give us your best guess for each class

>>135715284
these tournaments are too cringe to watch.
>>135715284

>>135715275
Variance, anon. Variance.

>>135715330
and why is pokrovac cosplaying as a twat?

>>135715330
because he won first

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>>135715330

>Forbidden Fishing: Spend all your mana and summon random Murlocs whose mana cost totals the spent mana +2.

No tinyfins

Why is midrange paladin bad? Lack of cheap draw or something?

>>135714907
Fucking EPIC bro! xDDD

>>135715674
Who said it was bad?

>Kibler isn't casting this one

dropped

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>priest 100% winrate

Alright boys, I've got 100 dust. Which Neutral or Warlock card should I craft?

>>135715262
Spend all your Mana. Overload for that much.

>>135715969
>tfw didn't save the picture where Provac burst for 15 damage with priest

>>135715995
dr.boom

>>135715995
doom guard

>>135715368
These are not predictions so much as they are ideas, I don't see Blizz implementing halves since it would need rounding up, but whatever.

Hunter : Give a beast +X/+X until the end of turn
Warlock : summon a X cost demon
Shaman : You totems gains +half-X/+half-X
Rogue : add X coins to your hand or
Rogue : give your weapon + half-X attack and durability
Warrior : cast Whirlwind half-X times
Druid : Summon a X/X treant with taunt. It dies at the end of your next turn.

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>>135716090
You havin a giggle, m8?

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>>135715969
>>135716031
NEW META

Frodan is fucking retarded

>>135716157
you're almost there m8.

Seriously though, wait for the new expac before you craft anything. You might craft something that becomes useless in a month

>>135715995
why would you ever craft a common or rare?

>>135716145
>Shaman : You totems gains +half-X/+half-X
I really hope fucking not

>>135716329
Because I don't have enough self control to wait for enough dust to get an epic.

>>135716329
Because you are new and you can actually build a decent deck if you do that?

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Going with Master Swordsmith, got my ass handed to me a few times thanks to this card.

>>135716602
kek

>>135716602
Please don't, that's shit

>>135716602
I hope you're being ironic
Don't, craft Argus or Azure Drake if you have to craft a rare

I just started this game, made a hunter deck on my friend's account. Love the rng cards like ram wrangler, tomb spider. Made it to rank 16 before I stopped winning enough. How much money will I have to spend to make a deck which can take me to rank 1

>>135716731
With Hunter? Maybe like $10-$20 or so

Literally not a single game I played today wasn't decided by rng fiesta whether I won or lost. This game wasn't so fucking awful when I first played it.

>>135716441
if you're new, then you should be grinding arena for cards

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>>135716602

Juggled

>>135716731
People routinely reach legend with f2p decks on streams for fun. Don't buy anything and use this time to improve, anyone who tells you this game is p2w is memeing.

>>135716860

>People routinely reach legend with f2p decks on streams for fun

nope

>>135716860
>anyone who tells you this game is p2w is memeing
hahahaha

>>135716731
don't spend any money.
you can easily get all the cards for free by playing arena.

>>135716860
This, just reached legend last night with the basic hunter deck

>>135716860
ye3p, reached legend with basic paladin deck :^)

>>135717023
>>135717146
Ebin memes bros! XD

>>135712971
well the entire vanilla design of paladin was a dozen 1-mana spells designed to establish tempo quickly, in order to protect their 1/1 recruits. divine favor was there to restock them after the early game.

the real abomination is control decks who have a full hand of removal bullshit every turn. thats a cancer that was never intended to exist. thank goodness divine favor is there to fuck you.

So, are you guys dusting everything Non-standard?

>>135716145
>Hunter : Give a beast +X/+X until the end of turn
You can now never let a minion live against hunter or you take 15 damage to face next turn, fantastic.
>Warlock : summon a X cost demon
Impossible since there aren't demons for all mana costs.
>Rogue : add X coins to your hand or
milling yourself
>Rogue : give your weapon + half-X attack and durability
Broken
>Warrior : cast Whirlwind half-X times
>Shaman : You totems gains +half-X/+half-X
There probably won't be half-X cards. since you can't deal half-damage in hearthstone.
>Druid : Summon a X/X treant with taunt. It dies at the end of your next turn.
I feel like this is just worse than the priest card, but I could see this happen.

6 months of grinding daily quests is an acceptable amount of time to build a single deck

>>135717242
lol no

>>135717242
probably not. i think i'll keep some shit to meme on rank 20 kids in wild.

>>135717242
why the fuck would you ever play standard?
You're literally giving up half your collection.

Unless you're regularly competing in tournaments and reaching top 100 legend competing for blizzcon points, playing standard is completely pointless

>>135717242
thought I would be, but I enjoy old archetype decks too much

>>135717242
No shit, what kind of babby wouldn't?

>>135717242
>15k dust just from de extras button
>never dusted a single useless or a golden card

Nah, I don't think I'm gonna dust shit. Other than nerfed cards.

You know,for all the shit we give Hearthstone,its actually a decent game.I tried Magic 2015 and it feels dreadful to play

>>135717263
>There probably won't be half-X cards. since you can't deal half-damage in hearthstone.
It's like you didn't read the first sentence of the post or something.

Also, how many hunters reach turn 10 and have a beast up by then ? You shouldn't only think in terms of using the card for 10 mana. Same with first Rogue option.
Warlock one would need new demons to go with it, sure.

>>135717378
>why the fuck would you ever play standard?
>WHO AM I?
>*angry tree noises*

>>135717378
>why the fuck would you ever play standard?

Why would you play anything else?
GvG and Naxx cards are way too sticky and make this game pretty unfun at times.
Everyone losing Naxx and GvG is mostly a good thing.

>>135717378
>Playing with the shit meta we have currently for the rest of forever in wild

>>135717378
This game is unplayable in the state it is in now. They have destroyed it. I don't have much hope for standard but it's a chance.

Really thinking of cutting innovate from druid desu senpai

Either Gnimsh is a titan or Pokrovac is a gnome

That slavic kid is so fucking hideous

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How hard is it to climb to Rank 10 from 15? I think I found a deck that I really gel with. Just need to get some Naxx wings for Belcher and Loatheb.

>>135717998
Innervate wins games.Cut wild growth.Its a shitty card.I only keep 1, its good if you draw it in the beginning but mid-late game is absolute shit, and having 2 of those in your hand will lose you the game.

>>135718104
I'll have you know that czechs are germanic

>>135717378
I have my reservations about standard, but I'll gladly take any format without shredders, dr. faggot, and fag scientists.

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>>135718160
terrible advice. Nothing like ramping up into trees/dr.boom even in midgame

>>135718247

this

also no musters and no minibots

The more I think about it the more it sounds like heaven on earth, IF they nerf the combo that is.

>>135718157
You are just shit and unable to play card games, face it

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Why aren't there any Paladin card backs?
Literally everyone else has at 1-2 class related cardbacks but us.

>>135718104
post your face

>>135717378
because i hate shredder, boom, all paladin gvg cards, unstable portal, flame cannon, implosion, mad scientist, creepers, eggs, velen's chosen on deathlords, etc.

>>135717242
No, definitely not before standard.

>>135718434
are you a real life paladin?

>>135718274
Id rather have darnasus aspirant instead of second WG.Its better mid/late game, it counters mirror entity etc.

>>135718434
because paladin got all the good card fronts.

>>135717637
they're nerfing combo
>>135717642
that's your opinion, some people like those sets
>>135717790
new expansion = new meta
>>135717816
this game has been unplayable since beta
>>135718498
have fun hating the latest thing m8o

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Did you delete your post or is hotpockets on watch around here?

I've had my bomber kill a 3/2 four times today.

My luck is at its peak.

I get excited every time I see rogue in a tournament

>>135718381

What? Lol where did that come from

Why do mirror matches literally only come down to who got the better opening hand

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>>135718625
>because paladin got all the good card fronts.

>>135718591
justp layed a Dr.Boom while my opponent was at 4 due to 2xramp in opening hand. I prefer it isnce he just cant kill my ramp like darnassus. But feel free to play what you think is best for you anon.

>>135718912
>Why do mirror matches literally only come down to who got the better opening hand
Why are you surprised? Did you read what you wrote?

choke

>>135718912
>Why do mirror matches literally only come down to who got the better opening hand
Because one of you got a better opening hand.

>>135718912
>Not who goes first

>From 15 to 5 in few matches
Druid aint no joke. Should have played this since day1.

>>135718912
Vast majority of matches in hearthstone come down to who got the better opening hand.

>>135719414
I played over 100 matches when doing that climb this season as druid. Dear god I'm a shitter.

>4/4 nerubian on the board
>opponent plays shredder
>implosion hits for 2
instantly lost the game
this is soooo fun

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lemme watch you play videogames
ARA#1540
us

>>135719648
>zoo has nothing on the board
>I have a 4/4
>impl4sion lol
>He wins

>missed 1 damage
>next turn 1 damage off lethal

fucking retarded casters didn't even notice

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vicslay didn't attack with the 1/3 egg last turn and now is 1 damage off lethal

these tournaments are horrible
>watch people play the same decks every weekend

>>135719886
cereza was farting all match so he bm'd him

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>>135718625

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Do you BM?

Personally I find it a net negative on people's experience.

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>Things that somehow happen in arena

I STILL WON but it took a lot of oil-bladeflurry bullshit

>>135720065
only if my opponent bms first, I'll make sure to rub it in

>>135720065
>turn 1 squealch opponent
>BM my opponent throughout the entire match
>accept all friend invites and laugh at them while they try to shit talk me

this is the only way I have fun in hearthstone

>>135720065
Do people really BM like it's offensive or annoying ? Do people get booty blasted by BM as if it's important ? Seriously asking here.

>>135720065
only when some shitter BMs me

last night I played against a reno deck, he ropped one turn and did nothing, just wasted 8 mana making it look like he closed the game

then on his next turn he waited for the rope to run down and played reno

ended up beating him and doing it nice and slow while emoting sorry

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Goblin hero when

>it's literally 2011+5 and gnimsh is still getting casting jobs

>>135720393
its sad isnt it

at least admirable got fired from all major tournaments

I never BM first but when I get BM'd I do my best to kill them in the slowest, most painful way possible while spamming emotes like no tomorrow.

>>135720065
If I hear priest or mage shitters emote anything else than hello and well played, I rope and spam greetings every time I get lethal.

>>135720260
>unnecessarily act like a dick to a stranger on a children's card game for your own personal enjoyment
>lmao stop getting booty blasted at my behaviour

I guess some people were brought up in two-parent families.

>>135720260
A LOT of people rank 20-5 get absolutely livid if you BM them at the end of the match.

Many will add you after the game to try to harass you and it is absolutely hilarious. If they say anything offensive, you can actually report their id to battlenet for harassment. It's hilarious.

>>135715093
Looks better than TGT to be honest family

>>135720434

Did he? Not being part of the old boys club must suck

>>135720434
why? was he bad?

>>135720561
he didnt get "fired" but blizzard no longer hires him for official stuff

he only does shitty tournaments that get like 1-3k views

>>135720586
hes just terrible at it, you can probably find a highlight of him somewhere, hes the guy that always says
>BIG PLAYS

>>135720586

>explains play for 2 minutes
>player does something else
>spends the next 2 minutes explaining why he should have done the one he thought was right

also he over explains shit even more annoyingly than frodan

>>135720508
People don't like being disrespected, this is basic human behaviour.

You say it like it's some sort of revelation you can act selfishly and people won't like you for it.

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Rate my OC pls guies, did I fix it?

>>135720065
>Do you BM?
Only when I'm being BM'd, usually it evolves into funny spamming from both sides.

>>135719608
I took me around 25 games judging from my druid ranked wins going from something like 250 I think to 275 now

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>3 big minions and a token
>steals the token

EVERY TIME

>>135720260
I mostly just think that they're an asshole, it's not really that I'm mad it's just, for what purpose? Does that accomplish anything other than looking like a dickhead?

Especially if their BM is over a particularly unimpressive play like, oh you got soulfire off peddler, definitely worthy of spamming greetings I guess.

>>135721143
Played around it :^)

>>135721003
>getting triggered by emotes
Could you be any bigger of a pussy?

it's a fucking game, who gives a fuck

I'm dusting Feugen and Stalagg

There's no way they're gonna be any good in the future.

>>135720065

I BM when the opponent gets fucked by RNG

Greetings, traveller.

>>135721143
>steals my juggler
>juggler triggers as soon as he's stolen

ebic

>>135721143
>3 mana 4/4
Why are you complaining?

>>135721282
Pretty sure that's rooster blood.

>>135721226

>incoming double deathrattle tavern brawl

>playing as midrange pally @ rank 7
>matched vs wallet warrior
>aspie runs wrynn, pulls out his grom, alex and a belcher
>equality decimates his board
>spends rest of game spamming emotes at me as he slowly suffocates under an army of guys

varian is such garbage, wonder how many games hes lost due to running it

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>>135721226
>dusting cards before an expansion comes out

I just want to see Alberto Barbosa here play rogue

>>135721282
>maggots and sewage

>>135721282
Doesn't look that bad.

>>135721223
Re-read your post and tell me you're not a piece of shit human being.

>run two owl's and a hunters mark in my midrange hunter
>draw none of it against my opponent's deathlord+defender of argus
>run flare in my deck
>always in the last 10 cards when facing secretdin
>has been in my opening hand 3 times when up against druid

tech cards are so goddam useless I swear.

>>135721550
You really shouldn't be mad that there are people so pathetic they get enjoyment only out of thinking they are making other people mad. That's just sad

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Nic's face is more entertaining to watch than the tournament itself.

>>135721654

tech cards are what makes you win games, it's not their fault Blizzard rigs your card draw so you dont win a lot

>>135721654
>has been in my opening hand 3 times when up against druid
At least it's useful vs. shades.

>>135720065

I always use emotes. Not in a faggy way like >>135720481

Using emotes is not bm. "My magic will tear you apart" after alex on freeze mage. Whoops if he plays loatheb. "Sorry" if i have fiery war axe. "Thank you" when i steal something. God dammit, the game is supposed to be fun. I always laugh when the enemy does the same.

>>135721550
but what he said was true

I've always thought of the autists on this board that 'auto-squelch at start' as the most insecure, unbearable subhumans imaginable.

If you get bothered over Heh, Greeetings, you're going to have a real hard time dealing with real world shit, especially when you land your first internship / job etc

>>135721550
When did I say I wasn't a terrible person? I know full well I'm a piece of shit. What's your point?

It's hilarious that so many people get assblasted by something so simple as emoting at the end of the game. Of course I'm going to do it.

how to be good at shaman

>>135721719
Not mad, just sad.

This is why people think the world is a piece of shit dark place. It doesn't have to be. It didn't used to be

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>play against warrior
>they always, always, always have fiery win axe in their hand by turn 2

>play as warrior
>lose half my games because I don't draw fiery win axe until turn 8

>>135721870
this

>>135721934
you go face

>>135721934
If you have two doomhammers, you're halfway there.

>>135721934
go face

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>>135721282

You're a lucky man.

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How many games do you guys plays usually?
I'm currently at 15.
10 wins and 5 looses on ladder.

What is a good win rate our of 20 games?

>>135721976
CARL IS THAT YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Fuck off, libfags

>>135722105
50%

>>135722105

I can't be fucked playing more than the dailies and i usually wait 1-2 days for them to stack up

>>135722105

If you win 50.1% of your games you can eventually reach legend

>play secret paladin in casual for quick 2 wins for quest
>get paired against a meme deck priest
>obliterate him
>a recent opponent would like to be your friend
>WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT DECK IN CASUAL HUH? MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD BRO?
>srry m8 it was just for some quick wins, i got a quest
>YEAH TOO SHITTY TO PLAY RANKED HUH?

I get relieved whenever I finish daily quests so I don't have to play this game until I get new ones. I wish my account was worth enough money to justify the time I put in it but seems like it isn't so I'm hesitant to just sell it.

>>135722105
2-5, complete whatever quests I have

>>135722208
>not having a pre-prepared response typed out and copies so you can immediately past it into the chat box before removing them from your friends list

Doing it wrong friend

>>135721870
reynad is an example of a non-autist who auto-squelches. He's infinitely more successful than you are.

You're a piece of shit. Stop trying to justify it. At least the other guy admitted he was a piece of shit for getting satisfaction out BMing strangers in a children's card game

Typical millennial with no sense of anything outside their own happiness

>>135722208
well are you?

>>135722208
well he's not wrong

>>135722324
>reynad
>non-autist

>>135722046
>>135722003

Face?

>>135722046

I have a doomhammer

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>>135722208
>he cannot get 2 wins in ranked with secretdin

>>135722208
He was right you faggot.

>>135722413
Face. Your opponents face. You know, that thing with eyes, nose and mouth and shit.

>>135722105
I need to lie down daily with a TENS unit for about 40 minutes, so whatever number of games I can squeeze in that time, sometimes a whole arena run. Also whatever games I can play on my way to and back from work.

>>135722208
secret paladin is 2 quick wins regardless of what format you play

>>135722203
Actually, given infinite time, any winrate that is not 0% can reach legend.

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>Everything good for laddering right now either has Naxx/GvG or is going to get nerfed hard

>>135722507

That doesnt explain what "Going face" is

>Try to play arena
>always lose at 4 or 5 wins

This isn't even me being a scrub, for the last 4 months every tie I break 4 and 0 I suddenly run into a stream of shit like paladins with multiple truesilvers in the top 10 cards and rogues with poison flurry ready to clear my board.

>>135722698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jenlSf2E8o

>>135722324
>infinitely more successful than you are

Doubt it, I have a great education and a long term career. Not even many of the e-"sports" heroes of Korea have stable lives after they peak.

>>135722324
Justify what? I never once said I used emotes to BM. I don't use them period, aside from an occasional 'Well Played' after a hard fought match, which is often reciprocated by my opponent. You assumed I use emotes to BM because you're literally livid with assblasted-ness because you are- and read this carefully now- you are an insecure charity case.

I'm in my early mid 30's and I get to play cardstone at my job. And I'm happy with life. Let that knowledge fester in your mind for the rest of the day you pathetic subhuman.

>>135722698
You attack his face

>>135722698

It means attack their face to lower their hit points to zero

>>135722753
have you tried playing rogue?

>>135722698
Me go face.
Me never trade.
Summon huffer
Me go face
SMOrc

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post yfw "hmm, well played"

>>135721934

Play trogg turn 1

>>135722698
you are a retard

>>135722805
>I'm in my early mid 30's and I get to play cardstone at my job

What do you do and how do you not get fired for it?

>>135722507
>>135722003
>>135722046
>all these salty control cucks who know nothing about aggro-control game style
Hang yourselves, shitters. You are disgusting and nobody likes you.
>>135721934
You mulligan for trogg and golem and keep them alive using cheap spells and making value trades. This is your win condition. Not "go face xD" like brainless faggots above think. Hoard as much burn as possible so you can close the game after your board gets removed.

>>135722871
Nicslay looks like assburgers Rust Cohle.

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>>135722871
>mfw

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haha fun shit haha down to 11 health in 5 turns by just dropping everything you have in hand
and then refilling EVERYTHING with a single card

fun shit blizz I mean why not keep making cards that do way too much on their own


I fucking hope standard fixes this awful mess of a game

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>trying rank 5 since yesterday
>5 times losing to priest on the last game to rank up
>craft Business Man
>win streak whole rank 6

Love this guy.
kudos to piloted memes who drop lorememe cho against a nigger priest.

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>>135722871

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>>135722871

>>135722998
Why did you cut out your hand?

>>135722914
>>135722854
>>135722817
>>135722814
>>135722798

Thank you friends I will go face

will you spoonfeed me further and suggest any nice decks

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>>135722871

>the 10-20 seconds it takes for them to realise they have lethal
>hmm, well played
>annoyed trees.mp3
>meow!

>>135722818
I've tried playing everything. 4 months isn't an overstatement. I'll swing through my first 4 wins like nothing and then suddenly I'll consistently pull 6+ mana minions in mulligan despite having at least 15 3 or lower minions and every single time the person has a perfect or near perfect curve. This isn't 100% of the time but pre-loe I was consistently breaking 8 wins and suddenly every time i hit 4-6 I just get fucked.

>>135723083
Presumably because there is Justicar and two other cards that give armor and draw more cards.

>>135722965
systems engineer

it's the easy life, if you know your shit

>>135723102
kill yourself

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>>135722871

>>135723102
http://www.icy-veins.com/hearthstone/shaman-face-aggro-loe-deck

>>135718434

Maraad

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This kills the Reno

I love the 30 seconds of stunned confusion when Reno doesn't heal them, followed by a concede

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>>135723102
a timeless classic

>Shaman shitter still hasn't killed me by turn 6 and is wasting all his burn on my minions

Omae wa mo shindeiru

>>135723259

>tfw you love this card

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>>135723131
I feel the same generally, although today I did pretty good

>>135723259
>slightly improve one matchup
>worthless in almost all others

well done my friend. You are like on of those morons running double kezan to counter secret paladin. Tell me how far you made it with that great tech card. Rank 19?

>>135723320
Does no one plays anything but rush shaman anymore?

Even shaman became cancer, live long enough to become a villain in this shitty game

>>135723460
>salty renofag btfo

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>>135723460

Renofag detected

>mirror image kills the warrior

>>135723615
>>135723621
epik

>>135723661
or shit draw

>be SMOrc Liadrin
>dump hand
>Divine Favor draws you 6 cards
>HELLO, CHALLENGER
>opponent noticeably tilted, plays following 2 turns out terribly
>concedes immediately after misplaying horribly a second time

Feels pretty fuckin good.
Loving this f2p zero to legend deck.

>>135723930
decklist?

Why is the thread full of secret cancerdin faggots and other ultra retards today. Is it because of the weekend

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>>135723472
I play this beauty in casual

>>135723131
Consider not drafting any 6+ mana minions except for like Kraken and ridiculous legendaries.

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>mfw palaretards gonna disappear after standard mode arrive

>>135724042
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/437470-mkrr3s-ftp-9-days-legend-from-zero

I replaced 1 of the arcane golems w/ Leeroy.

>leaving self dead to exactly fireball +ping

W H Y

>>135724145
they will flock to another mindless autopilot deck, and it might be even worse than secret paladin.

git gud at losing /hsg/

Ay guys,is Shield Slam worth putting in Patron?

>enemy Druid's shade reaches 10 attack
JUST

>>135724356
Sure, you do run Armorsmith don't you ?

>>135724356
instead of slam? meh not really

>>135724130
My last deck had 3 6+ mana cards and in 3 games in a row 2 of the 3 were in the top 5 after mulligan. Hell I should've been recording all this shit but until about a week ago I didn't realize how insanely consistent it is with getting an initial hand of all 4 or 5 mana minions and mulligan producing maybe one turn 2 or 3 play despite the odds of this happening each time at sub 5%.

>>135720970
His beard has actually become a detriment to his image, he probably thinks he looks badass.

When people seriously question if you are a religious freak then your beard has stopped being cool.

>>135722324
>le millennial meme
See this occasionally on /hsg/ and I bet it's the same person every time. The typical egotistical full of bullshit posts every single time.

>>135724450
Yeah,but what do I throw away?

>>135724313
he's right tho

>>135724105
>secret cancerdin faggots
Wow you must be so unique and much better than others when you refuse to play a strong deck, wow man wow

Any new cards happening today?

>intentionally putting yourself to 7 HP against a Mage
>professional hearthstone

>>135724550
It's just a buzzword people tend to spout off with anyone who disagrees with them.

Nevermind that like 90% of the people on 4chan are millennials unless you're 35+

>>135724145
>Keeper is still a card
N0 chance m8

>>135724667
>strong deck
Wow you must be so cool playing an autopilot deck,wow its the only good deck,wow

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>>135722871

>>135724702
nope, we get a legendary tomorrow

>>135724667
it's even more brainless and boring than midrange druid. Why would I spend my free time with that dumb shit? staring at a fucking wall is more engaging than playing secret paladin

>>135719886
>posting JJ autism
http://oddshot.tv/shot/superjj102-20160207171515925

>>135724547

I thought it was to cover his fat face, he is like 5'2 and over 90kgs

>>135723460
I've seen crazier shit then teching in a single spell to directly counter a common deck. Its not like Kezan, ONE uncommonly played deck is what that card counters, Freeze Mage is borderline trash depending on meta now. Reno is like 33% of decks now sometimes it feels like, I would play Underneath if laddering with Rogue.

>>135724790
Sauce?

Hmm, well played

>>135723003
What deck are you playing?

I loved how it took 3 fucking years for ben brode to nerf his favorite class, which has been played comp and has been a top class since the fucking release of the game and never stopped.
And curious enough it's his favorite class hmmm
And after saying druid was fine now theyre nerfing him when nothing changed
Good shit blizz honestly good fucking shit

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Based Rexxar

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>savage roar is still a card

>le casual 80 thousand damage turn

>>135724550
Its more like what you said on the last line. This kind of egotistical shithead is what people call millennial, its just become a lazy shorthand. Probably second most hated generation ever behind boomers but I think the shitheads are mostly from 1995+, the internet is NOT a good tool to raise youth lol.

>>135725083

post dick

>>135725080
He finally got golden Paladin today so its cool. <3

>>135725083
Welcome to the grand tournament champion
>tank up

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>>135725272
sure

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Post the best pack you have ever had

>>135725160
>>135724718
Ah so it has become a meme. But the whole "dis generation is bad! mine is best!" is retarded. This happens to every generation. The previous generation thinks the current is spoilt. Happens every damn time.

And the internet is like any tool. Can be good, can be abused. Depends on use and person.

>>135725358
I hate you

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>>135725358

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>20 damage from hand with no board
Why is this allowed?

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>>135725358
Nothing special,but its the best I`ve got.

those are some sick trombone skills

>>135725468
NATURE
WILL
RISE
AGAINST
YOU