/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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First for deleted again.

fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

>inb4 404 because mitty shods

>old thread at 750
this has potential

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>I do it for free.

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Okay time to test a theory:

CONTROL WARRIOR

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what deck does the janitor play?

>>135753469
Secret Paladin, apparently

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>>135753456
>Heh, greetings!

>>135753469
free to play warrior.

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I am so fucking tired of everyone having this fuckhead every time I play darnassus aspirant.

>Coin aspirant turn 1
>He topdecks owl
>Losing the mana crystal makes me fall behind in tempo too much and lose

>>135753718
hoot hoot

motherfucker

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>>135753718
Is this a shitpost?

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>tfw aggro and midrange playing apes will never die

>>135753718
Wait, why would silencing the asspirate make you lose the mana crystal?

>>135753718
get rekt druid scum

>>135753718
my thanks... to you

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Want to craft Malygos. Can't because of new set and changes.

I just want to play some Malyrogue.

>>135753718
Get fucked aggro shitter.

>>135753718
Masterful. I concede.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING REVEALS

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BLIZZARD

>>135753846
This
>control and combo are the most fun decks
>Blizzard hates them because muh interactive minion trading

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Reminder to post new cards in first posts so people dont ask all the time

>>135753970
1 card tomorrow and that is it

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>>135753871
Do it, anon.

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>>135753718
It reminds me of that time when I earth shocked my own lepper gnome for lethal.
Good times.

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>>135753718
I know, right? I hate it when the faggot silences my Rag and makes him useless for only 2 mana.

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#JustShredderThings

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Anything I could add to my Shield Slam face deck?

The point of the deck is gaining as much armor as possible, then shield slamming face for the lethal. Added a lot of taunts to prevent your opponent attacking face and taking your armor, what do you guys think?

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>playing with cheap ass paladin deck in casual
>facing stacked decks with tons of legendaries
FUCKING REEEEE

>>135754427
you shoud emote sorry to that tryhard faggot, hes got golden portrait, p2w cardback and probably hasnt hit legend once

>>135754546
Stop playing casual then

>>135754427
>playing druid
you deserve it

>>135754546
>playing paladin
you deserve it

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>>135754507
Add a noose.

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Why aren't there more warriors playing this card? It has a fuckton of potential in control warrior when you go against mages with Mirror Entity or against anyone using Sylvanas, considering how you can then just shield slam it for instant lethal.

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>replacing Uther "Humanity 1st" Lightbringer with "Lady" Liadrin

>>135754902
kek

>>135754940
wat

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>>135754940

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>the state of my luck this arena run

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>>135754970
>Not uniting together in jolly cooperation against the Scourge
Senpai

>>135755061
>>135755176

>play it when a mage obviously sets a mirror entity
or
>get an enemy sylvanas to steal it

>build up enough armor
>shield slam it for 30-40 damage
>card effect activates
>instant win

>>135753718
At least he didn't sap it.

>>135754940
Are you colorblind ?

>>135754640
>playing skill based classes is somehow wrong
Ok

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>>135755398

>play combo paladin
>play thaurissan
>bait all their removal
>then play deathwing + buffs
>win next turn
WELL FUCKING MET

>>135755521
epic meme brosef

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>>135755398
It's exclusive to warlock you dense fuck

>>135754940
You posted this exact post weeks ago

>>135754970
uther is a faggot mate
a man faced elf is less of a fag as him

>>135755194
>not saving the owl

Guess you didn't play around it

>>135755571
post deck

>applejacked streaming with 42 viewers
oh, how the mighty have fallen
and fallen so hard

>>135755768
who

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>mfw I kill a renolocks Stalagg
>Entomb his Fuegen
>Get another Fuegen off Museum Curator
>He concedes before I get to have my double Thaddius combo wombo

That's what he gets for being BMing fuck and waiting until rope to play Reno to try and make me think I "got him" when it's painfully obvious you're playing Reno if you have fuegen/stalagg

>>135755757
are you ok

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>>135755598
>keeping close watch to defend your bait posts

>>135755768
Is he ok? That stream where he OD'd was a bit scary.

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>>135754902

>>135756201
mite b cool w/ trogg

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>>135754218
will new xpac have class legendary?

Is Shockadin still a viable deck in the current meta?
http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/54902-shockadin-standard

I've replaced the Leeroy with a Reckless Rocketeer.

>>135755873
>not killing feugen and entombing thaddius
shiggy diggy

>>135756467
>I've replaced the Leeroy with a Reckless Rocketeer.
but_why.gif

>>135753846
>midrange
>in a game where every decent deck that's not aggro has combo as its main win condition

>>135756421
yes, most likely the set will be

50 common
38 rare
27 epic
21 legendary

>>135755276
Nigga the Scourge is joining with us to fight the Legion. Get with the times grandpa

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>>135756467
seems like it hasn't ever been viable

>>135756628
>not winning through board control and wearing your opponent down

do you even draguns

>>135756808
>do you even draguns
I'm not a furfag

>>135756467
no

paladin is DEAD without muster and minibot

the class is going to need strong 1-3 drops from the new expansion

>>135756297
Ten mana 10/3. Now that's what I call value.

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>>135753718

:^)

>>135756909
>dragons
>fur
you mean a scalefag

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>>135753718
>>135755483

:^)

>>135757189
Furfag became broader term for all furries, scalies and other animal lovers

Can someone help me out?
Homsar#1285
NA

>pre TGT
>/hsg/ leaking cards left and right
>pre WotOG
>/hsg/ hasn't posted a single card that wasn't already leaked elsewhere

Why has /hsg/ fallen so far?

Yugioh is so much better than this game.

>>135756909
>non-anthro dragons
>furry

>>135757365
Blizzard isnt releasing cards as much as before and heres why

People learned after preordering TGT that it was a waste of money, blizzard isnt showing the rest of WOG cards quickly because people wont preorder as easily seeing the cards, since they already got fooled once

its just blizzard taking advantage of people and getting away with it because of fanboys

>>135757515
then why don't you play yugioh instead

>>135757515
yugioh is awful

>5 hour turn 1 play where you special summon your entire deck of bullshit to OTK your opponent

>>135754902
>T3 this
>T4
This is what ramp needs

>>135757850
or turn 1 wild growth is fine too
it's just broken

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>>135756791
>>135756937
I'm so confused, I want to play HS but all the meta decks require cards that are going away in a month or two, what am I supposed to do?
Just dailies until the expansion?

>>135757765
>implying
Doesn't happen in competitive play

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is this memey enough for /hsg/?

>>135757515
>Yugioh
>The game where the only meta decks are the ones that tutor harder than a raver on molly
>The game where the only meta decks will have a hammer looming over them during their existence because being a good deck is bad for the game
>The game where the company behind it all intentionally finds a new way to funnel the good stuff that make meta decks into some bullshit in order to dwindle it's availability to players in order to promote larger purchase of product

>>135758175
>Grom
Yep, fits the memes

>>135757515
That's a cartoon, not a real game you retarded fuck.

>>135758129
just bot, fuck it

get 140 gold a day and you will have 5000 gold by the time the new cards are out

>>135758129
All I've been doing since LoE is dailies and arena. I'm so ready for Standard.

>>135758175
There is nothing memey about worgen patron, it's a legit deck.

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>people actually want to nerf Druid even more

>>135758121
This lategame would be shit though. It spends all your mana so it's not just 2 to cycle. That kind of balances it out.

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>>135758759
>He is ok with FoN SR combo

>>135758759
>it used to heal 8
HOLY SHIT

>>135758867
It really doesn't mate

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Are we really not getting any reveal today because of the meme legendary tomorrow?

>>135758867
No. No it doesn't.
>T4
>Instantly ramp to 9 mana
That's a little fucking broken

>>135757714

hahahahahahha paid deck slots, you cant make this shit up

>>135757714
>Additional emotes
no just give me fucking auto-squelch already. Even shadowverse got a fucking auto-squelch.

>>135758759

lol druid is going to be completely useless in standard, they are just gonna keep nerfing him too

>>135753871
malyrogue is actually highly likely to be viable in standard. Doit

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Hmm, well played

>>135758306
>tfw no hearthstone anime

>>135759362
Not even Brode knows anon

>>135759391
>>135759089
>Spend all your mana. Gain it back at the start of your next turn.

There it's fine now. Pass for a turn for a bigger innervate that's only worth it T3-6

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>>135758759
>lore used to heal 8

are you fucking joking

Just unpacked my 2nd prep

Can I do oil rogue w/out thalnos?
What do I sub in?

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I always thought having a lot of early game was supposed to be important.

I can't believe how druid is good.
Secret Paladin are a problem only if they have a perfect start, otherwise you're fine.
Control warrior/Priest/Renolock are not a problem if you draw properly and plan a combo with +savage, or double combo, or can squeeze enough damage while drawing your stuff.
Zoo/Shaman/Tempo-Mage are fair, but if you can slow them a little its not a problem.

Good damn. Good damn trees.

>>135760319
geomancer used to be legitly played sometimes because it doesnt die to 1 damage pings

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How good is zoolock for laddering right now?

I can throw together a budget one (no Loatheb/Boom) but will it give me a chance to to defeat the zillion control priests and tempo mages that are currently infesting ranks 15-20? I don't have any meta decks or the cards to craft them and I've been stuck in this hell for weeks. Seems like every other game is a cancer mage, mysterious paladin, control priest, or a gold farmer.

Are there any other budget decks that can at least get me out of ladder hell?

>>135760328
having s-tier mid and late game cards makes up for it. you're garbo for even losing twice btw

>>135760319
2nd Belcher. Just google the list with which Amnesiac won the winter championship last week. It didn't have Bloodmage either.

>Explosive Sheep + Poison Seeds now clears the entire board instead of exploding, then summoning the trees.

Fuck yeah, was a decent surprise when I took my Fatigue/Mill Druid out for a spin again.

I miss Aggro decks unable to get past all my Healing spells.

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>1-2 in arena
>now 7-2

>>135760360
Sorry Jaina you're not fooling anyone. I'm sorry you fucked up on solitaire that one time out of 100 but there's no need to blame Malfurion

>>135760461
Zoo is one of the strongest ladder decks right now. They don't even run boom or doomguards anymore, they're very aggressive nowadays

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>>135760360
>I can't believe how druid is good.
How *GOOD is druid.

I truly cannot believe.

>>135760319

shiv instead of thalnos

>>135760461
>being upset because people play good decks

>>135760540

Yeah because mill druid totally counters aggro lmfa0

>last game from my brawl quest
>against paladin
>at 4 health
>get burgle
>get tirion
>get lay on hands
>get the weapon
>use the blade furry I got at the beggining of the game to win

my level of skill is too strong

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>>135757714

>>135760669
>being this anxious to shitpost

>>135760565
>blame Malfurion
anon I AM playing druid. I'm just in shock since I<ve been struggling all week and then BAM, one evening of druid games and I climbed 10 ranks no problem. Like, holyshit.

>>135760461

You are one of tempo mage's worst matchups, nothing outside of godly flamewaker pings/unstable portals will save them.

>>135760586
What to run in the place of Doomguards?

>>135760669
shoo shoo, return to under thine bridge.

>>135760825
Are you trolling, anon?

>>135760461
zero to legend f2p paladin

I used it to ladder from 17 to 5 in maybe 4 hours

>>135760540
>People bitch about turn 4 flamestrike in priest
>Druids now have turn 6 twisting nether
>Let's not forget about turn 4 twisting nether for paladins either, that's only avoidable by bubble which they run themselves

At this point I think people just want a reason to hate on priest even more.

>>135760945
Arcane Golem, Wolf rider

>>135760989
Dick pics please.

How many legendaries/epics does it contain that new players will not typically have access to?

>>135761159
Lol

>>135760461
Once you cross 15 it only gets worse, Nigger + Dragon Priests, Freeze + Tempo Mages, OTK Druids and Secret Paladins.

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>>135760686
The Fatigue Druid part does.

>x2 Healing Touch: 16 Health
>Tree of Life (Potentially 29 Health, most of the times 13-20 Health)
>Healbots: 16 Health
>Brewmasters for Healbots: 16 Health
>Brann for Healbots:32 Health:
>Endless Taunts, Endless removal, etc etc
>Potentially more Healing touches/Tree of Life via Discovering em with that 1 Mana spell

Pic related, a Face Hunter who couldn't get past my literal 100+HP Fatigue Druid.

>>135760974
Zoo wrecks tempo, what are you talking about? Since tempo doesn't run board clears if they don't get the board early they have like no hope. What are random pings gonna do? Hit an imp master/nerubian egg? Who gives a shit. Zoo is awful as tempo.
>>135760945
Sea giants. Leeroy. I've even seen gormoks

>Don't have Chillmaw in my dragon priest but really want her
>Get her from curator

thank u based scatman

>>135761359

>tales from casual

You go girl!

>>135760586
Is it possible to run a competitive Zoo without Imp Gang Boss, Implosion and Haunted Creepers?

>>135761183
google it you aspie

no legendaries or epics, a few rares, mostly basic cards

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What better feel is there than a 3 health minion attacking your knife juggler but the knife from noble sac shivs it right in the fucking eyes?

>>135761630
Nope. You can run a basic ones without BRM but without Naxx cards? No chance in hell. Zoo needs the stickiness

>>135761359
>Casual
Can you give us some actual meaningful feedback?

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>>135761730

Oh you won a game with secret paladin? Impressive anon, well played.

>>135761730
Playing a deck that's not as braindead easy as secretdin.

>>135761630
Not really.
You can play golem instead of gang boss I guess, but the other cards are hard to replace.
But I can understand that you don't want to waste the dust 5 years before standard hits.

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How does this zoolock look? Any suggestions? I don't have access to any Naxx wings other than Arachnid, and have very few GvG cards. Started playing last month and am still stuck in rank 15-20 ladder hell.

>>135761730
The day Knife Juggler gets nerfed to hell is the day HS becomes an infinitely better game

>>135760989
>>135761183
It's a shit deck, you'll get destroyed.

>>135761864
>>135761928
Control Warriors please leave.

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>>135761549
Of course, Fatigue Druid is one of the worst classes to play the Fatigue Game with.

No one expects it, though, so they're almost never prepared since they always think I'm playing the Angry Tree Face druid, which leads them to draw as much as they can to prepare for it, enabling me to mill the asses out of them if they're control or Heal the fuck out of myself if they're Aggro.

Calm down friend, Hearthstone is a game with which you're meant to be fun, stop being so passive aggressive and relax.

Pic related, more Fatigue fun.

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>>135761864
>>135761928
Secret requires a lot of skill noobs

>>135762053
thats interesting . dik

>>135762083
>only CW hate secret paladin
Anon please.
Literally everyone besides people who play paladin fucking hate paladins. You're the ultimate cancer in the game right now having the dubious honor of being an obnoxious piece of shit in constructed AND arena. Fuck off paladin scum

>>135761549
>>135761783
There is nothing wrong with fatiguing hunters in casual.

>>135762250
>Literally everyone besides people who play paladin fucking hate paladins
Paladin layer here. I hate secret as-well, but play it because it works... so yeah, no one likes it.

>>135761969
I run one that's not too different from that. You should be able to get at least rank 10 with that if you know how to play. I'm personally not a fan of brann in there though.

>>135761630
Yeah, Aggro was a thing before Naxxramas.

>>135762137
>Calm down friend, Hearthstone is a game with which you're meant to be fun, stop being so passive aggressive and relax.
>rank 17
i'm relaxed anon
it's the kind of feeling that comes from being able to win games
it's a good feeling

>>135762348
playing casual is what's wrong

>>135762250

a thousand times this

I can't fucking wait for standard to hit and for paladins to get nothing, nothing at all to replace minibot and musters. Back in the trash bin where you belong.

>>135762401
>Paladin layer here
stopped reading there

>>135762401
That's fair, you're right. Everyone hates secret paladin except people who can't win with anything else. My bad.

>>135762348
Casual is for fast games to do quests. Or to test ranked decks. Anything else in casual is a waste of everyone's time.

>>135762468
Tell that to the hunters and secret pallys playing casual.

>>135762250
Diff anon here, I don't play paladin nor do I dislike the class. If you lose to secretdin, it's your own fault for being garbage. It's the most predictable deck in the meta right now, and its been flopping hard in tournaments because non-shitters know how to deal with it. Also, it auto loses if they draw poorly, which happens often. tl;dr Inconsistent deck that only demolishes shitters like you. 0/10 would not ladder with.

Also, they accounted for less than 10% of my matchups beyond rank 10. Angry trees and zoolock is the real cancer.

>>135760542
Dumb weeb poster.

>>135762579
You'd think that
But the vast majority of players netdeck casual

what bot to grind out my daily 100g?

>>135762653
>the vast majority of players netdeck casual

for what purpose

>>135762670
Just pick one, they're all fine.

>>135762634
>nor do I dislike the class
stopped reading there

>>135762579
>waste of everyone's time
Exactly the objective of a fatigue deck, what's better than wasting face hunter's time.

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>>135762670
>bot

>>135762083
Control warrior is a braindead deck for retards, but I bet the bot winrate would be significantly lower than for secret shitter, the most soul-crushing and autoplay deck in the current meta.

>>135761969
put in sea giant many deck have difficulty to deal with it

>>135762634
>Zoolock
>Cancer

Literally board control: the deck

>>135762406
Okay thanks. I've been testing Brann in this deck and various others, and it's usually too much work and too much risk to try and get a combo off with him. If nothing else, he serves as a great panic inducer and removal bait.

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If any of you are this guy
I commend you for this game, I haven't had this much fun in a while. That game was an absolutely roller coaster up until my Akir won it before I could fatigue to death

>>135762634
this.

If you're actually struggling vs secret paladin, it's you.
Personally, I look forward to destroying them. Don't let them have a huge board/swing turn before 6. Once they're top decking by turn 7-8, you've won. The deck has shit draws because of all the 1-2 drops it runs.

>>135762872
guldan pls
it's still cancer

>>135762796
if you're playing a game and are wasting your time in an unranked environment for the sole purpose of wasting other players time, you have a mental problem.

>>135762634

>It's the most predictable deck in the meta right now

This is true, but you see, knowing that his turn 6 is gonna be challenger doesn't magically make all his secrets disappear or make the 10/8 NOT rape your face.

If it hits its curve, you better have a BGH or some other specific answer or you're in for a ride.

It's like falling off a plane, you can calculate velocity and acceleration all you want but you're still gonna die.

>>135762926
It was literally me.
btw hacked :^)

>>135762713
Because winning is more important than having fun

>>135762872
Except the 14+ burst with doomguards, po and sf. then yes it isn't a cancer deck.

>>135762775
>he made some valid points
>gonna ignore them because accepting them means it's partially my fault that I keep losing

Nice one, shieldbearer. You'll never improve if you don't accept your own faults.

>>135762634
>If you lose to secretdin, it's your own fault for being garbage
Oh anon, nothing can stop the perfect curve.
But that's not even the point. Even if you beat the deck it's still absolutely obnoxious. It is one of the least fun decks to play against because everything they play requires a disproportionate amount of effort to clear AND they have the secrets making it even worse to clear things. It's obnoxious. Fuck secret paladin.
Nice trying to be an internet tough guy by talking about how much you totally the most hated deck in the game every time. I'm in awe of your incredible HS abilities

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>>135762450
Everyone has to start somewhere at the start of the season.

>>135763183
>not starting at rank 16 every season

>>135762816
>he thinks going 69 games against secret shitters and freezers is fun

>>135763127
fuck off retard you just regurgitated nonsense
secret paladin is overpowered and braindead which is why it's by far the fastest legend deck and as the other anon said knowing he's going dr 6 into dr 7 into dr 8 doesn't help you much

>>135761969
It's a pretty standard zoo deck. It just lacks the trump card like Enhance-o, Loatheb, or Gormok. But if you don't have them, shredder is a good replacement because fucking shredder goes with anything. It's a good deck.

I prefer more the demon version with voidcallers and Mal'ganis, but it's more expensive and not necessarily more effective, though voidcallers are super good.

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A glimpse at /hsg/ back in the patron meta.

>>135762480
>corrupted minibot
>4 mana 3/3 deathrattle: resummon this minion. immune to spells

>>135763397
>is fun
then dont fucking play the game

I only get 7 wins about once every 5-7 runs, is this a problem?

>>135763113
All of them except soulfire lose hard to large taunts. You make them burn their POs and doomguards (some zoo doesn't even run doomguard anymore) against something like a deathlord or ancient of war and they're pretty fucked.

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>>135763456

doesn't matter

if they have dead turns 2 and 3 they lose regardless of how broken your imaginary 4 drop is.

>>135763167
Tell the truth, how often have you seen them drop MC, Boom and Tirion in a row? Not that often. I've probably played 100s of match-ups against the deck, and it doesn't happen nearly as often as shitters like you claim it does. Very often, they draw secret keeper on turn 7 and knife jug on turn 8 and fall on their face.

>least fun
Almost no one ladders for fun, they ladder for dust/legend. That's the excuse garbage players run screaming to every time.

>tough
You only see me that way because you're literally having a meltdown over getting trashed by a deck only incompetent players struggle consistently against.

git gud.

>>135762713
If you want to play a netdeck in ranked that you're not already experienced with, you have to learn how that deck's cards work in a vacuum and how they work against cards from other netdecks. Casual at a certain MMR offers the opportunity to learn both of these at a leisurely pace. Laddering at an appropriately competitive rank is too crushingly optimal to be able to learn much, and laddering at the dumpster / portrait farmer ranks is too much of a shitshow to learn anything.

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>>135763439
>>135763739

I remember when fat-tits and other piece of shit weebs where getting banned for their shit. good times

>>135763439
Why isn't commanding shout run in Patron anymore?

>>135763438
What is the purpose of Loatheb in zoolock? For protecting your board against AOEs? I don't have him but I see him in every zoo deck that's available online (and in basically every other deck).

Is there a replacement for him?

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>Mid-day Saturday, all the kiddies don't have school
>Suddenly all the rampant , shit flinging shitposting increases ten-fold

Sheesh.

>>135762158
ebin

>>135763717
And freeze mage loses to loatheb but that doesn't stop it being cancerous. Gul'dan please go, you're hero power is already broken enough as it is.

>>135763398
Seems like the 'nonsense' he regurgitated is pretty legit- except it fell on deaf ears.

Half the fucking decks festering on ladder are 'overpowered and braindead.' And if you actually watched some streams or played beyond rank 10, you'd know secretdin has fallen heavily out of favor.

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satisfying as shit

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>>135763908

>>135764042
loatheb is there to protect from aoe and make your opponent's life difficult in general
it's the best 5 drop in the game
a good replacement would be a strong 4 drop

>>135763754
>Very often, they draw secret keeper on turn 7 and knife jug on turn 8 and fall on their face
Yeah no, that never happens. But okay. Keep fellating yourself on how secret paladin is so easy to beat and how great at HS you are and how everyone's just a shitter.
And no one's having a meltdown, it's called a rant. It happens because 75% of your matches on ladder are secret paladin and you get kind of fucking sick of it. I win most of my matches against it. Doesn't mean I'm okay with the deck. It's a brainless overpowered deck that even a bot can pilot to legend. It's a problem

>>135763908
I remember writing that as satire, and getting banned for avatar fagging even though it was my first post in the thread.

That and today's 2 threads getting deleted for no reason makes me worry for the moderation here.

>>135764042
Closing the game. Board control and a PO in hand? Play Loatheb and the enemy can only play a taunt to survive.
There is no replacement that fits the same role, just put a minion in that trades favorably

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>>135764217
>freeze mage loses to loatheb
>freeze mage loses to a 1 turn delay when they can delay your board for another 5 turns
>comparing Loatheb's unique ability to something as widespread as taunt

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>>135764237
looking at past seasons is pretty great

>>135764367
its was a great post anon. my sides left orbit that day

>>135764042
Yeah, mostly to protect from AOEs that come on turns 5-7. Plus it's a big body for defender of argus if you need a big taunt in the way.

There is no exact replacement because Loatheb is the only card with this effect, but you can play shredder because shredder is always good and it helps survive AOEs.

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please don't topdeck conc

please don't topdeck conc

pls

>>135764228
I am playing above rank 10 retard, reach 5 every season and legend once (never again)
and I know there's a lot more of druids and zoos than secret paladin but that doesn't change the fact that the deck is broken
the only reason druid is so popular is because of combo, without it secret paladin is leagues better

and unlike druid secret paladin doesn't have any terrible matchups except maybe freeze mage which makes it even more annoying and a better ladder deck

is it worth buying league and blackrock at this point? a month before next expansion and less than a year before they get rotated out of standard.

>>135763914
commanding shout is a way to kill enemy minions without losing your own minions, provided you're able to ever have attacker advantage
between the warrior weapons package and the difficulty of getting attacker advantage without going crazy with patron, it's just not a niche you need to fill

>>135763754
>Tell the truth, how often have you seen them drop MC, Boom and Tirion in a row? Not that often. I've probably played 100s of match-ups against the deck, and it doesn't happen nearly as often as shitters like you claim it does
idgaf about tirion, it's a meme legendary, it's too slow compared to secret paladin's general tack anwyay
the annoying situation that happens frequently enough to stick in memory is T6 MC T8 MC, or T6 MC T8 boom. It happens pretty often - I don't run secret paladin but I've run hybrid hunter and I know how often I t6 highmane t7/t8 highmane, and it's distressingly often - and it's fair to have complaints about it.

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you guys remember how this was "going to the tits".

...

>>135753718
Not this meme again family.

>tfw crafted Leeroy, a second Snake Trap, and a Twisting Nether for shits and giggles

>went from 3200 to 800 dust shortly before the new expansion hits

Mistakes were made.

Oh well at least I have 2.4k gold, maybe I'll get lucky and won't have to craft shit.

>>135764701
It's a fun deck.

>>135763774
you're making this game sound a lot more complex than it actually is.

>>135764701
is clockwork giant really necessary?

>>135764284
>Yeah no, that never happens.
Look at their deck list. There are far more low cost cards than late game. Why? Because their goal is to establish strong board control in the hopes that they draw MC and have a big tempo swing on turn 6.

>Keep fellating yourself on how secret paladin is so easy to beat and how great at HS you are and how everyone's just a shitter.
Never thought of myself as a great player, but having interacted with salty garbage like you, I'm starting to think I just might be.

>rant
Yeah, your tears right now don't constitute a meltdown. Right.

>75% of your matches on ladder are secret paladin
That's because you're most likely low on ladder and can't climb because it's you. And blaming an "op free win" deck isn't going to make you any better / get you any higher. Half a year ago you would have been blaming patron warrior. A year ago you would have been blaming deathrattle hunter. Yet people still managed to climb despite those decks.

>It's a brainless overpowered deck that even a bot can pilot to legend
Yeah, so can numerous other decks.


Just accept the fact that you're fucking terrible and things will get better, champ.
I'm doing a favor telling you this anon, its for your own good.

>>135764415
>Taunt
>Widespread
Outside priest and druid only belcher is used as a tech.

Here's a better example, druid combo. Are you going to tell me it's fine because it loses to taunt like this does?

>>135764824
Just like how /vp/ makes Pokemon (A game aimed at Children) into a competitive 'E-sport'.

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>Tfw the shitty adventure guide I made back then for new player is useless with standard coming.
Oh well, hope it helped some.

Nostalgia thread?

>>135764908
Whatever you self righteous piece of shit. As I said many times that you didn't even read, I don't have much trouble fighting the deck. I win most of the time against it, probably 60%-70%. It's not that I have trouble with it. I just fucking hate it and the paladin class in general. Take your fucking head out of your ass for a second, okay friend?

>>135764648
LoE is always worth it. Blackrock has some must have cards but not too many. Dragon decks might be OP in Standard though, but we'll find that out when it gets here.

>>135764562
>false credentials
>ad hominem
>backpeddaling on just how often secretdin is seen on ladder
>doesn't realize why tm and zoolock are rampant on ladder

Going to write you off as an aspie and stop responding. Please get some professional help anon.

For hunter, it will be:

>Forbidden secrets:

>Spend all your mana. Equip random secrets equal to the cost of the amount of mana spent.

Secret can be from any class.

>bots cost money

Yyyyyy

>>135764739
do you think that will be enough? I have 3.4k gold and 3.2k dust and feel like it won't be enough to get all the new good cards right away. unless it ends up like tgt and there's only a small handful of good cards.

>>135764701
I'm new to HS and I can say that is retarded.

>>135765182
>>false crenditals

what the fuck is this. Do you need him to provide a screencap with a fucking timestamp? The fuck man?

I'm not even him but you might be genuinely fuckin autistic m8

>>135765230
>unless it ends up like tgt and there's only a small handful of good cards.

I have a feeling it will be better than TGT, but not by much. If only because it's hard to actually do WORSE than TGT.

At least we won't have to burn 1600 dust on C'thun, that's something.

>>135765191
Deathtrap hunter will finally be viable

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>secret paladin
>secret paladin
>secret paladin
>secret paladin

>>135765104
see
>>135765182

I'm done, weekend /hsg/ is unbearable.
Best of luck, literal shieldbearers. Advice fallen on deaf ears is worth nothing.

At least you'll have the consolation prize of getting in the last response here- it'll be nice to win AT LEAST that won't it?

>>135765103
>Majordomo

Those were the days.

>>135765104
So what deck are you playing that has this awesome win-rate VS Secret Paladin?

>>135765432

what are you playing, friend? Share your pain with us.

>>135765195
>I have to pay for someone to play for me
>I have to pay for cards so I can play
Pick one. Whichever hurts your conscience less

>>135765182
believe what you wish idiot
I never said anything about how common it is and you are delusional if you think tm has a great matchup against paladin
if the mage doesn't have coin he is very much favored and with coin the matchup is roughly equal
and even zoolock doesn't have that strong a matchup against it, it's fairly equal

if you weren't a braindead shitter proud of beating uther twice and concluding the deck is balanced you would know this
have you even played the deck?

>>135765648
secret paladin, i hate mirror matchups

>>135765648
Tempo Priest.

It's a fun deck.

>>135765449
I just want you to know out of all the stupid shitposters and idiots in the thread you are probably the most pretentious, self righteous asshole I've ever seen on this general. Over an RNG card game where variance determines whether or not you win half the time.
You might want to really think about your priorities in life. No one cares that you can beat secret paladin. You're not giving anyone "advice," you're just trying to fellate yourself in public. And it's hilarious and really sad.
>>135765635
Control priest and tempo mage. They both work pretty well because tempo mage can usually get the board back even with all the secret shit and the pings help a ton and control priests can just board clear/steal all their shit in a million different ways.

>Friday
>check /hsg/
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>Saturday
>check /hsg/
>shitters legit whining about secret pally

I miss Friday.

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>CW at 50 HP
>annihilate him in 2 turns with running anyfins

>>135765864

Heh. Your original post didn't exactly convey the idea of "fun" to me.

Personally I have fun when I hear the four words "the victory is yours". It gets me off.

>>135765941
DRUGS

>>135765664
>someone else
>a computer code

Uh... Retard?

>>135766123
>implying that AI aren't someone

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>>135765972
Friendly reminder that combo players should be dragged out onto the streets and shot execution style.

>>135765191
>Hunter
Spend all your mana. Deal damage equal to that randomly split among enemy minions

>Warlock
Spend all your mana. Damage your hero equal to how much mana spent and deal that amount to a character

>Warrior
Spend all your mana. Gain armor equal to it.

>Rogue
Spend all your mana. Add coins to your hand for each mana spent.

>Druid
Spend all your mana. At the start of your next turn gain it back.

>Shaman
Still no clue.

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Go 14-4 than suddenly go on a 8 game loosing streak, after that I go 1 win 1 loss for 5 games
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
MAKE IT STOP

>>135766382
>Shaman
>Still no clue.

We all agreed on >>135756201

>>135765903
>responding to the turbo faggot
How's that consolation prize you imbecile?

>>135765941
I also preferred triggered 420lords over triggered shitters

>>135766382
>Spend all your mana. Add coins to your hand for each mana spent.

I cannot stress enough just how fucking retarded this is.

>>135766375
you mispelled warrior

>>135766436
Illuminati Reynad theory.

>>135766123
If you're relying on a computer to play for you they're more of a someone than you.

>>135765903
>Control Priest and Tempo Mage

Fair enough, on that I agree with you anon. They're both really good VS Secret Paladin.

>Chakki calling Kripp out on his retarded ass suggested plays

liking this commentary

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Time flies.

>>135766478
As retarded as that sounds it has good synergy with trogg and elemental.

>>135766519
What would you do for rogue? 'Deal that much to a minion'?

>>135766375
Tactical armorer detected

>>135765635
I play paladin and have a 89% win rate against paladin. So much so that the fucking MM system doesn't even pair me with them anymore.

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>>135766436
...oh..wait...i-is this the actually ladder life after you get out of Ladder Hell?
Am I no longer a noobie?

>Queue as midrange paladin
>Suddenly the most mirror midrange matchups in months
>Hearthstone
>"""""""""""random""""""""""" matchmaking

>>135766746
nice arena key faggot

>>135766969
>"""""""""""random""""""""""" matchmaking
What the fuck are you talking about man, nothing about the matchmaking is random, even the newest of the players know that.

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>>135754129
>combo in hearthstone
>fun

>>135766746
>5k constructed wins
>419 arena wins
>key
>that gold stack

It's like when fat fucks post nudes of themselves. Why?

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>>135766746
Almost there myself anon. I think we play WAY to much.

>>135767017
>>135767241
how many wins is that key?
i just recognize the 12 wins one

I hope they buff aggro in this expansion, I'm tired of facing these cancer control decks

>>135767348
i think 10.

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>>135767371

>>135767498
with the degenerates on /hsg/ right now as evident by the above bitchfest, I actually think it may have been a legit post.

>>135765941
>Dude playing against secret pala sure is boring. And its every second match.
>LMAO GIT GUD U SHIELDBEARER
>PALA IS SO SHIT I BEAT THEM ALL THE TIME
Sure is a lot of whining in here

>>135767371
I agree anon. With haunted creep leaving and knife juggler probably getting nerfed, we're gonna need some new aggro tools to really stick it to control

Hunter new card:

>Intimidating shout
>3 mana spell
>All enemy minion gain stealth for 1 turn

>>135766969
>On a winstreak
>Come back another day and only face counter decks
>Switch to freeze mage, first match against Control Warrior
>Switch to Druid, against Tempo Mage

>>135767778
Really good

>>135767116
I really enjoy reading the comments people make about how it's just salt and paranoia, though.

>>135756421
Never though I'd see the day Sam Harris is posted (albeit not the point of the image) on /hsg/

Love that man. Homo included.

>>135767778
Intimidating shout is a warrior ability isn't it?

Camouflage would be more fitting.

>>135767498
>>135767695
You guys do know that the only viable aggro deck right now is Shaman, right? Control has always been strong as fuck but I guess poorfags like you can't afford it.

>>135767723
>still this upset over the shit posting

It's time to move on friend.

>>135768215
Zoolock's in a really good spot too
>B-but zoolock isn't an aggro deck!!!
Yes it is, it's a traditional aggro deck unlike the hyper face decks that HS players think mean aggro.

>>135762250
I play paladin and don't like secret. I even crafted the challengers to try the deck, I prefer mid range or fucking around with anyfin.

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>>135768215
>I pity those poorfags who don't play /controlwarrior/

>>135768215
a-are you actually retarded?

>>135768516
>intentional stutter typing
>inclining to the belief that others are retarded
Rich.

>>135768215
There's no shame in deleting this post, m8. We'll pretend it never happened.

>>135768598
so yes?

>>135768215
Are we in bizarro /hsg/?

>>135768702
I'm not that [>>135768215] anon, anon. On the point, I disagree with "the only viable aggro deck right now is Shaman, right?"

>>135768598
you dont know it was intentional, anon

>>135768516
>Stuttering on the internet.

I wish weebs would leave. He's being retarded, but why choose to write like a faggot?

>>135768598
He has a good point tho, y-you really are r-retarded.

>>135768829
>t-thinks stutter typing started with the filthy weebs

How long have you been on reddit, newfriend?

>>135768423
Daily reminder that in order to play control warrior you need to tactically outsmart your opponent at every turn.

>>135768823
The dash gives it away, c'mon step your bait up.

>>135768598

He might have been using speech to text software and that's how it picks up his speech impediment, you f-faggot

>>135768351
>unlike the hyper face decks that HS players think mean aggro.
you know how delver uses its mana to protect its delvers hoping for as much creature-based damage as realistically plausible before making up the rest with burn
you know how aggro shaman uses its mana to protect its troggs hoping for as much creature-based damage as realistically plausible before making up the rest with burn
yeah

>>135768894
But there was no point.

>>135768215
Autismspeaksit'stimetolisten.webm

D-Dont be bullies......

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>>135769008
>Wait till rope starts burning
>armour up
>Heh, greetings.

>>135756421
Yeah. I can imagine a few of them being like

>Priest
>Archbishop Benedictus

>Shaman
>Hagara
>Acendant Council

>Warrior
>Zon'ozz or Blackhorn.

>Rogue
>Vanessa VanCleef
>Twin Emperors
>Wrathion

>Warlock
>Cho'gall

>Druid
>Therazane

>Mage
>Kalecgos
>Ultraxion if they really wanted to push for dragon mage

>>135765972
>being proud that you got your free win in your second easiest mu.

Murloc palladins are literally scum.

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>>135769257

Here is the autism speaks webm

>>135769368
Kalecgos is already in the game.

>>135769369
>Someone playing a paladin deck
>Scum
That was already implied

>>135769506
Yeah, I still don't get why they used his art for Malygos.

>>135768516
>>135768664
>>135768768
>>135769257
>Freeze Mage, Control Warrior and Handlock viable since fucking beta
>Face Hunter viable in Undertaker and post GvG era
>That's it
Wah wah aggro decks are OP!