/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

DON'T DON'T DON'T CREW KILL!!!
stop STOP I HATE IT I HATE ITT!!!!

first for ban higgus

3rd for Goz x Snap

>>135684813
Daily Reminder that 4chan is populated by Autists with ZERO impulse control, who have no friends in real life thus have no idea how to interact with others. So don't be surprised or act indignant when you are inevitably stabbed in the back when you play with them.

Join GTAG at your own risk

Fifth for Moo x Nessi

>>135685059
>having loyalty to worthless NEETs

What should be done with crew killers /gtag/
Should they be kicked
Should they be banned

you will never have something special like higgus and catower or lewdyuri and crimefighter
i hope they go on double dates together

>>135685254
kicked
if it happens repeatedly (like higgus) banned

>>135685313
Stop playing gta and maybe you can have a qt gf one day that isn't a man playing as a tranny

>>135684960
The thread OP says that it's okay so it's okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kill crew members!!!!
>>135685254
Leave them alone it's within the rules.

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You guys are taking this way too seriously.
None of the shit that's happened has been as bad as Fremooz.
Which a lot of people complaining about crewkilling weren't around for.
If someone's being as bad as him a comm will just ban him.
This crewkilling shit hasn't become a problem until you fucks couldn't handle getting shot in a videogame.
It's fucking spiked thanks to people putting that message in the OP, and this discussion we're having right now.
You aren't defenseless just shoot the person shooting you, it's GTA for fucks sake that's the point.

>>135685313
I hope you find what you're looking for, or something else that's better.

>>135685567
It's the comfyfags that complain about it.
Have you noticed that?

>newfags getting upset at the oldguard because they have thin skin
just kick everyone that joined after august last year desu

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>>135685567
Video related
Its comfy fags getting rekt on by our guy higgus

>>135685649

But i haven't complained about it yet anon.

>>135685907
Congrats you're the exception now stop posting because you're not part of the conversation

Here's an idea for the thin skinned faggots asking for crew kicks left and right. Get your comfyfag cirlcejerk and kill whoever the person that annoyed you is until they leave. Be absolute twats to the person.

>>135685883
I don't recognize a single name in that webm besides Higgus.
And I mostly remember Higgus for some shit three months ago.
and those terrible "dates" he kept doing.

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>>135685883

>>135686163
>I don't recognize a single name
Do you still play gta?

>>135686163
thinskinned new friends

>>135686165
kmao (kek my ass off)

>>135686163
its the comfyfags that joined last week and want the crew to cater to them

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>>135685028
can you blame snap tbph

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>read about how rare the non street fighter Ruffian is
>get it first try by buying a white Ruffian

Feels pretty good.

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>>135686241
Yes I do, and I don't recognize a single name in that webm

>>135686270
Howd you manage to drag blater into a mission lmao

>>135686326
I mean... nipples been around for a few months now and seems to be a NEET so he's always on

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make more of these from last thread, guy.

>>135686406
Fuck this webm is satisfying

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>>135686323
Nice job!
>>135686378
I sorta remember Nipple I guess, but not for anything huge.
It's all just sort of a blur. It's getting close to a year of this shit now.

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>>135686406
the only other one from last thread

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>>135686323
You got the mutant, actually. The single headlight and dual headlight are both "extras", and sometimes the game shits out and gives you one with both attached. It used to be possible to get one with no headlights, even.

>>135686552
who are you

>>135686596
haha.... 2ruffian

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>>135686270

>>135686326
maybe you just need to lurk moar faggot

>>135686552
If you're who I think you are then you haven't been playing gta much until recently.

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>>135686675
Someone.
Yes I will keep this shit vague, I haven't avatarfagged yet and I won't start now.
>>135686778
I lurked enough in the month after the game's launch.
>>135686821
Take a guess

>>135686596
Oh god, I just noticed the mutant headlight. Fuck me.


Time the waste more money until I get the non mutant non street fighter one.

>>135686925
not much use if it was that long ago
>I've been here way longer kid mind your elders
gay

>>135687006
Agreed tbqh
t. elder

I miss kurugii

>>135687163
Fuck downgii he's a racist POS

>>135687238
what's wrong with being racist?

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>>135686998
If it's any consolation, I had my Ruff for weeks before noticing it.

Ruffians are stealable, though, so don't sell yours just yet. Hold on to it and ride it around until you see one spawn with the cyclops light. They tend to show up around Vinewood and NE downtown.

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post cool pics and webms

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>>135687387

>>135687387
you first

>>135686925
but is bl8 and i still dont know im retarded pls help out

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Got a drawing tablet for doodlin.
Need some practicing, pic related.

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>>135687387
I miss oldschool carnage.

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>>135687308
Fate is mocking me, an other mutant. I guess I'm going to look for civvies then. At least Ruffians aren't ''High End''.

>>135687609
Draw blater

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>>135687518
What?
I think I can translate, "but it's not blater".
Well that parts right at least.
I mostly try to keep shit ingame.
>>135687609
Trevor

>>135687609
Enable pressure as it looks better
Draw my arm

>>135686406
Im working on it.
I fucked up and forgot to hit start on my hour and 30 minutes of footage that was supposed to encode while I slept.

I just finished a webm for /smgen/
https://a.uguu.se/rkwkjz.webm

and im encoding one for you guys right now.
Gimme like...10m.

I have my 1st movie finished more or less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdV8dzw4rBI

>>135687273
It causes negative emotions and usually ends up with people getting killed after long periods.

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>>135687657
I think all store-bought Ruffians come that way. Mine did because I thought it fell under the same class as the Akuma/Bati/etc.
Good luck and happy wheelie-ing.

>>135687609
I'm a sucker for doodlin.

>>135688126
So does multiculturalism.

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>>135686406
>>135686562
i fucking love the bumpers from adult swim, please make more, /gtag/.

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>>135687609
Someone asked for this but I don't remember who.

anybody know how to get out of bad sport on ps4? i just got a 1 month sentence :(

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Audi
Seriously - 80's and 90's car update when?

>>135688785
have you tried waiting 1 month

>>135688881
b-but i dont want to wait 1 month :(

>>135688964
make a new account

>>135689036
dont want to do that either

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>>135685028
>>135686270
:3

>>135688025
https://a.uguu.se/vceubv.webm

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>>135687387
First webm mmm

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>>135690024

lonely boy looking for lonely girl vinewood hills sign

>>135689192
dont stop pop that pussy shake them titties

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so is this /gtag/, the webm edition?

Official People I Like List:
Blater
Higgus
Horris
MpJens
Hairless
Debbie
Soyunny
Widely
Calvi
Digi
Filb
Goatse
Tonks
Goochie

>>135691785
like
or
like like

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>>135689192

>>135691785
>posting a list of the people I like

>>135691785
Official People I Like List:

Like: /gtag/
Likelike: nice /gtag/s
Dislike: not /gtag/s

Like me

>>135691785
Post your like lists

how do get a girlfriend from gtag??

>>135692393
official like list of official:
blater
higgus
debbie
digi
filb
nessi
crafty
grey
greykcat
aralich
cat

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>>135692620
It's too late. They're all taken.

>valentines update
>can't hug or interact with other players in a loving way

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>>135686406
another

>>135692809
you can punch and stab them

domestic violence is very romantic

>>135692620
They're all guys except crimefighter (aka allison)

>>135692809
its not fair so lonely

>>135692809

I wonder who you think is they.

Care to share?

who in gtag do you think ERPs with each other

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>>135688224
Sorry it took forever, playing right now.

Official power rankings most likeable /GTAG/ers:

filb
blater
debbie
horris
snapdragon
aurora
dorito
joacimot
goznozzle
mpjens
lubby
calvinios
goochie

>>135693478
yo thanks for the name drop family i appreciate that

>>135693148
I'll be honest, drawn better than anything i've ever drawn :/

>>135693478
you forgot catower

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>>135692814
webm related is pretty accurate with the crew

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>>135692814
one more and probably even more

>>135694417
pretty good mang

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>>135694486
Wish I had time to slap text on.

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>>135693478
>I'm at the top
>mfw
Thanks, anonymous. That means a lot.
You're cool too. Have a good night.

>>135694628
WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE

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>>135688701
>Snake in a cardboard box eating pretzels
>I was jokingly telling you to draw Solid Snake eating rations
Good job delivering, though. I thought you would forget.

>>135693148
Reminds me of the illustrator for Roald Dahl from when I was younger

>>135692950
pssh im only like 50% or something now

>>135696909
u wot m8

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>>135697253

>>135697398
you are not me.

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>>135694417
The angles at the start are almost Rockstar trailer quality, nice job if you made this.

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>>135697520

>>135698758
looks like the late michael jackson tbqh

>>135698758
i would go down on yunnys town

>>135696275
How can you do an emote and take a selfie?
I can't figure it out, and all websites have outdated info.
>hold rt
>now that modifies head and head position

>>135698930
Press left on the D-pad/left arrow key on PC

>>135698930
I've always just recorded a quick clip in the editor and then ss it

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you girls like my makeover?

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>women in golfing

>>135699232
>being 3 shots behind at hole 8
Enjoy your loss.

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>>135690182
Another one, my personal favorite from yesterday.

post a message you want to tell someone but cant/wont but only use their initials

>>135699438
S. my D. you stupid N.

>>135699438
E.G.C.
You used to be cool but now you're full of autists and avatarfags

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>>135699415

>>135699084
no, you looked semi decent before
now you look like shit

>>135699438
I wanna hold you down and drool salvia on your face SY.

>>135699084
much better desu

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>>135699604

>>135700458
that webm wasn't nearly as good as I thought
I thought you hit the chick with your body and she went flying, but your quad just hit someone further down

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ALRIGHT /gtag/, I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT MORE PEOPLE DIXKING AROUND WITH THE R* EDITOR, SO I GOT A JOB FOR YA. I WANT A MUSIC VIDEO OF A GTA CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOOSING, DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG, BY 00:00:00 OR EARLIER. YOU GOT THAT? GOOD.

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Are there any RP crews out there?
Is there even an RP community?

I want to kill

>>135700585
fuck u fag

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>>135700826
yes, it's very cancerous
yes, it's very cancerous

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>>135700458

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>>135700978
>aurora's face when

who is the creepiest person in gtaog

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>>135688868

I second this

need some classic bimmers

>>135701310
me

>>135701310
>>135698604

>>135700585
I already posted a 30min video and another music video thing...

>>135701310
the people who never talk or participate in anything the crew do they are like bots or something

>>135700937
I'm sorry but cancerous how? You can do everything you want in privacy with your crew in this game.

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>>135700978

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>>135702175
All outta fresh webms till tomorrow.

>>135686406
>>135694486
>>135694628
I made an attempt. How can I make these webms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab58bc7GjvY

>>135699084
you could park a fucking plane on that chin

>>135702971
not everything needs slomo you retard

>>135702971
I used the actual [as] bumpers for reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfr63otHHU

oh yeah, you wanna use this font.

http://www.ephifonts.com/free-helvetica-font-helvetica-neue-bold.html

remember, i wanted to make the clips into [adult swim] type bumpers, look at a couple [as] makes the best bumpers

>>135703294
;~~;

>>135703396
So:
>6 seconds or so each
>graphically interesting
>[gtag] decently placed
Time to delete the video and try again. Thanks, kcat.

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>>135703502
ehhh 8 - 14 seconds or somewhere around there, the key is to make it short. you've got everything else down, be sure to record constantly or whenever you're at an interesting location, and it never hurts to go into director mode.

>>graphically interesting

remember this is gta so make it gta it's not exclusively an artsy fartsy type deal. (although you have the tools and program to make it that way if you want, assuming you've pirated a copy of sony vegas)

seriously get sony vegas

>>135694417
>Ps4

>being against crew killing

Is there anything worse?

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>>135703721
fuck yo videos
i like this

>>135704653
everything

>>135704923
Is good.

But it looks more like a 10 year old tech demo. Like those nVidia made to show-off PhysX.

>>135700826
Sometimes I like to steal police cruisers or get on my bagger/sovereign and pull people over in a police uniform
It hasn't worked in months so I pretty much stopped doing it

>>135689178
Then maybe you shouldnt be a bad sport. Go play with the other bad sports you'll fit right in

>>135705047
I don't think you know how bad console bad sport is.

Not that anon

but I hope I never go back .

>>135688785
what did you do anon

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>>135688553
Try telling that to the roasties.

any hackermoni droppers here? :^) fellow from yesterday scammed me :^)

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>>135705020
I've done it based on the scenery bumps, obviously without music due to obvious reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA7mZe36mvk

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>>135698758

>tfw fat arse broke bonnet

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>>135701796

Even at a keyboard, I forget to use the mic and am too lazy to type sometimes.

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>>135706379
Stylin'

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>>135684813
Why can't animals spawn online?
Why can't DLC vehicles spawn online?

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I have outdone myself, someone, please, show me the way out of this place.

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I'm liking the new niko belic jacket..

>>135705693
>guy in lobby says "any modders?"
>ask why
>he replies "reported XD"
bot lel

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>>135706456
The annihilator is comfy, too bad it sucks..

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>>135706695
a bunch of dlc vehicles (namely the returning player and i'm not a hipster ones) spawn around the maze bank arena for some reason

you can't garage any of them of course

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>>135706896
>too bad it sucks
too bad you're a drunk pilot, its not a helicopter to use only by pilot, you use it as a platform for some gunners, bonus points if you have 4 gunners using RPGs

>>135706952
>see cool ass cars from dlc
>get in them
>character decides they are not interesting and exits the vehicle

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>>135706896
R* needs to add a military grade, faster and more agile version of the annihilator.
It would be cool if it was sharper, and had retracactable landing gear like this..

https://img.gta5-mods.com/q95/images/mh-x-ghost-hawk-attack-version/9d29e4-2016-02-12_00053.jpg

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>>135707004
yeah thats an odd glitch.

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>>135701456

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>>135706695
>>135706952

>cars spawn around maze bank
>must pay for
>cucked into buying shark cards

On that topic, how many shekels am I going to have to hand over for this new pad?

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>>135707052
>wanting a ghost hawk
the game already has helicopters made of paper
if you want a true blackhawk, just throw in standard blackhawk, with two turrets on the side (which are HELL OF ALOT better then the current ones)
if you want something with a bit of a bang, you have the Battlehawk, which is literally irl version of the Valkyrie
if you want a blackhawk with carry capacity in mind, then fuck that, just ask for a Sikorsky S-92

>>135707198
>glitch
lmao, it was put in place by r*, so that they can prevent people from driving them around, or garaging them

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>>135707203
>Anime
>>135707226
10,000,000 for the stock version, for the re-textured "Upgraded" version it will cause 6 gorjilion.

>>135707281
Why not all of them in one like in mgs v?

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>>135707226
I never even noticed that diving board wow cool..

>>135706695
Why would you do that? :(
Why would you want to hurt animals?
Why would you want to hurt them in online?

>>135707425
Last I heard, Pegasus was just paying a bunch of money, to borrow some shitty vehicles

I'd gladly pay $20,000,000 for an Annihilator that I could customize
>flying muh gunship around
>some retard decides to shoot a welfare at me
>lmao good luck gettin' past muh flares (that has a long reload)
>missile hits
>Faggot has to pay a bunch on insurance
>I also have to pay insurance
>Aircraft Mechanic can spawn it on any helipad you want, even the various helipads on top of your fucking apartments (like eclipse, richards, etc)
Ownable helicopters when? I'd give both my nuts since I don't need them

>>135707425
next logical step is an aircraft carrier dlc
>>135707502
I discovered it taking the shot, want this house so bad.

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>>135683432
>Degenerate attentionwhore tier:
>Goochie

How is that even possible, I almost never post here unless I have new pic/webm I want to share. I guess all you need to be attention whore here is week of slightly increased activity.

Also, why I'm always at the last spot of any lists that contain me?

>>135707774

There you go looking for (You)'s again. Can you not?

>>135707858
Great answer, just as expected.

>>135707975
Just messing, senpai
>1 anon whinges about you
It was just too easy, don't get caught up in the drama. Be awesome.

>>135707004
>you're thinking, while annihilator
no, I'm thinking why you don't know the difference between why and while

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>>135708592
But I've made it in the middle of the night, back in like october 2015 i think :(
how is this picture any errors I should fix?

Who /mod menu/ here?

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Mad Max/Anime crossover when?

Shit was pretty cash blasting the Mad Max theme[s] and attempting to steal guzzolene while wearing worst girl masks.

Haruhi mask plz J*

>>135707004
>>135708825
so which one to get

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>>135709132
My body is ready

>>135709421
A buzzard, since it's obvious you're confused
Annihilator requires some skill in boating
Valkyrie requires some skill in tactical positioning

A Buzzard has much more HP than both, and it is also small enough to dodge missiles like nothing, assuming they're not coming from the rear

>>135709590
I just want something to team up with faggots and have fun

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>>135687387
>>135687609
Doodle away.
Also to that guy who was making the pixel art thing, I haven't forgotten and I hope it's going well.
>>135694417
Great angles, made me even more kek when the guys came in.
>>135706780
kek

>>135709132
>tfw this took literally forever because the tanker gets blown up every 5 seconds
>tfw net shitting itself preventing me from actually having fun
Should I replace the tanker trailer with a non-explosive trailer?

>>135709687
>team up with faggots
fine fine fine

>Valkyrie
A literal glass cannon, it is by far the most powerful military grade vehicle in the game, discluding jets
You need some basics in helicopters if you want to survive at all, since the first thing people will do is shoot an explosive at you
>Annihilator
Don't bother, it's a flying boat, and even though I want to say you need basics, I'm just going to say you need patient with this flying giant
Has a giant ass tail rotor which can be shot at if you're lucky to be fighting against someone who knows wtf they're doing
>Buzzard
Pilot has homing missiles, Copilot has missiles useable on infantry, and 2 side gunners which can use ARs, MGs, RPGs, Snipers
Stick with the Buzzard until you git gud.

>>135709949
What if I'm already good?

>>135710021
Then you wouldn't be asking this question considering me and my gunners (Crafty, Vanilla, Lewd) have downed entire sessions back in the day.

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>>135709837
Either that or get rid of explosives all together

>>135710108
m-maybe I'll just get a yacht instead

>>135709949
What about the Savage?

>>135710951
isn't savage for playing solo?

>>135710951
>team helicopter
>savage
yea no

Flying turtle, it has a bigger profile than the annihilator, it is also much less stable than every helicopter in the game (clip a tree, do a flip!)
uh, what else, in terms of raw power, its by far the strongest
dodging welfares is a bit hard, but once you git gud and know the basic principles of dodgan, then its easy mode
always bomb the target without remorse, fuck his shit so hard he goes passive
Also, make sure nobody is sitting on copilot chair, as the weapons glitch up and youi can't change them, not that you'd use anything besides the cannon

>>135711043
Sorry, should have stated I wasn't the guy asking about team helicopters.

>>135711176
Sounds good. I mostly play solo and just like to blow shit up. I do have trouble dodging welfare rockets and killing people people that are on foot. Guess I just have to git gud. Thanks.

>>135711512
yeah I'm that guy, but still

>>135709837
yes, maybe get more technical..

>>135711512
>I do have trouble dodging welfare rockets
Better learn how into tactical positioning, if the welfare missile always hits you, put something (like a building) in its way to prevent it
>and killing people people that are on foot
learn to read the map, 90% of the people online call me hacker because I can kill them before they have a chance of even shooting when they respawn

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Too close

Pls play my new job. I completely ripped off another job I forgot to bookmark.

http://rsg.ms/43ee576

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>>135693148
>took forever
I went to sleep right after Ruffposting so you coulda fooled me.
It's fucking adorable and I love it. I hope you stick around for other people!

>>135709752
I haven't forgotten. I've got a WIP on my computer that I pick away at, but I've got a lot of IRL problems at the moment that I'm struggling with and I'm also extremely self-conscious and shy about my art so it's difficult to work on it with my wife around. But I haven't forgotten about you guys, and I apologize for the delays.
I've actually got a group image planned, since IIRC you, Nips, and Pyro all happened to bite.

>>135712201
me on the right falling like a spastic

>>135712201
Best roof in the game.

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>>135712430
>wife

>>135712430
Thanks for the blog update

>>135711859
Thanks a lot, I'll keep the advice you gave in mind. I really appreciate it.

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I drew a Brimus.

>want do do my daily rally done on criminal records to get it over with quickly
>every time I try to host the race I just get thrown into an already existing lobby where the host kicks me because he just wants to do win trades
>impossible to host without also looking for already open games
Just rockstar my shit up

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>>135712434
Morning kaz

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>>135713452
Pfft, not worth chasing down.

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>>135713285
Still doing these? If you're still looking for material I'd love something!
Pick your favorite outfit.
Or don't if you don't like any of them. Whatever you feel like.

>>135713592
Mornin'

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>>135713592

Notice how all the PS4 players are make characters, even qt?

Hosting Criminal Mastermind Challenge at 15:00 gmt!

Need 1 more person.

IGN:Oops__1

>>135713995
LubbyChudder

>>135713995
>attempting this with how bad the servers are right now.

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Why does this keep happening to my wheels? I don't have custom wheels, re-applying fixes it for the current session but after that it keeps happening.

>>135713631
>that third outfit
I bet he'll get Reich on it.

>>135713995
I said I wanted to be in yesterday, do I have a spot?
SC: aralich

>>135713995
Make sure to invite Valorcall, as he is a scriptkiddie and KDR whore

Also, it takes a few hours to prepare for that BS, especially when the p2p garbage can make it impossible for some to play.

>>135714401
LubbyChudder want in too, i guess u will have to fight over it!

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>>135713631
That body armor looks neat.

>>135713995
I hope you fail

>>135714641
eh, aralich can have it. I'll probably be going out later today anyway

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvB7Fea51hs
For anyone interested in seeing a KDR whore suiciding for literally 3 straight minutes, and before you say >lol valkyrie, yeah nah, all it did was increase the speed of which he suicides

>>135714785
>you can never draw like this because you're autistic with proportions and shit
someone, end me

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>>135714910
Thanks lubby

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>>135714785
HEH
I really like that, thank you!!

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>>135699084
Big improvement desu
>>135712430
Sounds great, looking forward to the result.
>>135714785
Your artstyle reminds me of one of those 90s cartoons, can't remember it's name right now, but it had all these shorts of random shows.

>>135714963
tfw nessi attacks KD whores but mine is literally 4 times higher than all the KD whore he attacks, yet he uses me as the gunner to only make it grow larger

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>>135709752
Sorry for the late delivery, familia

>>135715426
>tfw I never draw and just doodle in notebooks

>>135715590
>weeb
top lmao

>join session
>people talking about tucking dicks in anuses
>leave session

>>135715426
tfw you realize that black people only look buffer on a average because their dark skin is an optical illusion, as you can see, same bodies 100% on all characters, white characters look much smaller than blacks

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>>135715590
>>135715667
>weeb tattoos
I love it anon
>>135715874
What are you? straight?
>>135716007
Baggy clothes also kind of help you look bigger.

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>>135714963
That picture is my wallpaper. No worrys loved it

Neet killing session when?

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Need more /gtag/ memes to doodle.

>>135716217
>wallpaper
fucking liar
also, im going to draw another picture right now, except using poland ball style.... without the polandball... if you know what i mean :S

>>135716294
>memes
nessi + helicopter is a meme
I JUST WANT TO BE COOL! ;__________;

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>>135715590
Can I get a drawing pls, me on the left

>>135716395
Try it. I enjoy these a lot!

>>135716294
draw blater

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>>135716294
Draw this handsome bastard plz

>>135716294
Draw we have to talk about higgus, thats a fresh new meme

>>135714963
>37 mil
>jealous

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>>135716294

Draw this

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>>135716407
Here ya go, DM ;^)

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>>135715590
can I get one, too?
me with the straw hat

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>>135716520
>>135716217

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>>135716963

>>135690182
>>135691272
>>135692814
>>135702175
please up your bitrate and/or lower the resolution

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>>135716294
draw this handsome fellow

>>135718025
9/11

Pretty accurate family

>>135693478

What happened to good men like Janako, skillzave, buzzin and Broof?

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>>135717224

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>>135718907
>Nessi
draw that person next, with pic related :^)
>Anon
>not knowing who hairlesseagle is

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>>135716659
id never wear shorts i dont like my beastly gorilla legs exposed

>>135719115
fuck off hairlesseagle

>>135718812
They were smart enough to quit playing this shit game

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>>135717431

>>135719115
I'm on >>135716294

>>135719573
Nice, thanks!

>>135719573
how about
>>135718387

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>>135719573
pretty gud

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>>135719573
o-oh sorry! i thought you were a pc faggot :(

>>135707004
If you're gonna use an Annihilator you might as well fly a Swift because you're never going to hit shit with the miniguns and the Swift has manuverability and sliding doors over the Annihilator.

reminder that if you have an armored kuruma you should be put down

reminder that the donk is an enjoyable vehicle and everyone should own one

>>135719952
>implications
Annihilator can have two gunners... per side
said gunners can use RPGs
Annihilators tailboom is wide and tall
miniguns can shred through vehicles

>Swift
have to wait an entire animation before you can shoot
you arent allowed to use RPGs
the tailboom is tall, but has literally an entire tail hanging off
maximum of two gunners in the entire helo

the only thing the swift has is the doors and pure speed, nothing past that

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>>135719828
Still, I did play with you back in old gen and know a handful of PC lads here.
Pic related is me.

>>135720026
>>135720062
>not driving strapped off panto
shitposters i swear

>>135720229
>Annihilator can have two gunners... per side
WWWWWW
Okay I actually didn't even take that in from the image. That's a pretty big upside

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>>135720360
forgot pic

>>135720363
Ever tried shooting down jets with the Annihilator? Surprising results

>>135720632
How?

>>135720632
>not making the car yotsuba A

Any PS4fags lurking this thread get online I'm trying to do some heist. Currently setting up Series A, I need people that don't suck.

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>>135719269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa1eI1hpDE

>>135718907

I like it

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>>135718387
I'm running out of ideas.

>>135720272
draw panto next to a guardian
best vehicles

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>>135720272
You still doing requests, mate?

Don't want to sound like some pleading fancylad, but would you be able to make a shitty meme sketch of this plz?

>>135721316
pretty rad senpai, thank you

>>135717692
Get that 5 o'clock shadow and its 10/11

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>>135721425
tfw no crossplay with PC and PS4 so you can hang out with the fox and owl on fun adventures

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>>135721751

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i wonder what is going on here

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>>135721925
Next update please ;__;

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>>135721751
>drop transparency
>draw
>comes out grey
seems i need to give you skin, i hate colouring!

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>>135721425
Is this a meme sketch?

>>135722420
Try different blending options.

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>>135722534

>>135721925
ive seen comfyanon before!!!!! he was bretty gool

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>>135722420
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE DIIIIIIIIAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>135722741
glad you aren't paid to draw that.

>>135722850
>pretty ghoul
fucking smoothskins
REEEEEE

>>135722879
what? I don't understand that post
I don't ever want to get paid to draw, as it just makes me somewhat happy drawing random shit

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>>135722118
hi cry

>>135722741
Oh, on that picture. Yeah, transparent black on white is just going to be grey. You could've tried adding noise to it. Also, did you purposely draw a dick in his ear?

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>>135722856
I have to kill off Trump from my 2nd character slot and turn it into Diaz, and main my S209 crew over gtag

>>135723257
yea, I know it comes out grey
>noise
no thanks
>dick
yes
no
maybe

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Gee anon, why does your mom let you have TWO special carbines?

Also, can you customize your yacht after you purchase it, or would you have to buy a new one?

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Gonna call it night, good night friends.
Sorry if I haven't fill out ignored requests but I'll always be here, I want to get off the /gtag/ ride.