/gtaog/ Grand Theft Auto Online General

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>>135768503
>circlejerking avatarfags made us hit the image limit way too soon again edition
:^)

How can i change the way my character looks online?

>>135768835
Delete character and start all over again.

fourth for no crew lobby :^)

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>>135768705

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Reminder to bully the shit out of non-GTAG's, especially if they're trying to play comfy like.

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Remember to talk about Higgus.

gtaog is basically highschool all over again with cliques
>the old guard who think they rule the world
>the comfyfags who get offended by the old guard
>the nodbodies who kill themselves before school is done because nobody cares about them

>>135769279
>the anonymous editorial writer in the school paper talking shit on all the cliques but is too pussy to name names

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Webm related

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>>135769602

Perfect.

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We are back boys!

>>135769948
stay gone

>>135769948
Gtfo ness

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>>135769602
>they fill the social void in their lives by controlling virtual characters in an online game dominated by NEETs

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Anyone gonna actually try to win the snapmatic contest?
We have enough people to probably make a decent picture.

>>135771381
im up for it

>>135771381
>make a decent picture.
Too bad that's not how it works.

>>135771381
sure

>>135770870
>thinking I would let my enemy know I'm incoming
what the hell is wrong with you, by the time you'd know im in the air is when you get blasted lmao

>>135771381
That'd require actually getting people to wear and drive things related to the event
It'd be hard to get trannies to wear weaves and thrift store clothes, andfor comfyfags to drive a gaudy Slamvan

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>>135771381
I'm gonna post the winners of the #BeMyValentine one.
Reminder that you can use Rockstar Editor to take snapmatic pictures which do count for the contest.

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>>135772274

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>>135772483

>>135772709
Stop fucking taking up the image limit
We get the fucking point, use rockstar editor

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>>135772709

>>135772830
It's for reference, chill out.
Besides it's 5 images out of 250.

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>>135772830

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>>135773016
And there's the last one.
>It's just a drive through Paleto Forest with Roosevelts and Valentine's Massacre outfits

>>135773276
the way i see it, 3 people in low riders doing a wheelie or some shit and some people watching it. ofc a good camera angle.

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This. When?

>>135773774
1940

>>135773774
Hopefully never.

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people were drawing stuff in the last thread so i tried as well. Things kinda got out of hand.

>>135774281
It's garbage and you should feel like such.

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>>135774281

>>135774281
Is this really a fetish? Standing with your mouth open letting birds poop on you?

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>>135774281

>>135773016
Stockings +skirt how

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>>135774281

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>>135771381
>>135772274
fuck yes I would like to try this, let me think of some ideas.
>>135774281
kek
>>135775175
It's one the overcoats

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>>135774281

>Crafty having birds poop on his face.

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>>135774281
Not my proudest fap

>>135774281
Ignoring the fact that it literally looks like shit, why would anyone want to fuck Nessi anyways? It's an armless tranny.

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2 Left !

So, is the new Virgo a regular Virgo?

>>135776207
The "new" virgo is the one from gta iv.

>>135776207
Yeah, even though there's already a Virgo the new one is also a Virgo.

>>135776361
>>135776376
What the fuck, Rockstar?

>>135776361
>>135776376
the funniest part is the virgo "classic" is about a decade more modern than the ill-gotten gains virgo

i get that it's a gta 4 car but they really should've rebranded it as the remington or something

>>135774281
>Things kinda got out of hand.
What hand?

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>gta melee

greykcat how do I get the video i've made out of video gallery and into my computer?

>>135774281
wew

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>>135774281

>>135777637
Kat getting rekt!

>>135777925
C:\Users\[your account]\AppData\Local\Rockstar Games\GTA V\videos\rendered

Can I take my Willard Custom Faction into Benny's and make it into a Donk? Or do I have to buy another Faction all over again to do it?

Does the Lurcher hearse influence the spawn rates of the Romero? The only reason I'm holding onto mine is in case anyone ever needs help spawning one and I never even found out if it helps.

>>135779770
No, the lurcher is a Buccaneer

>>135779762
Why would you do that? Factions are like 36k.

No you probably can't.

>you can pay 50k to rename your VIP group
But why

>suppressor for sns pistol never

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>>135780381

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Reminder to shoot Brimus on sight.

>>135779943
Somehow didn't occur to me to hop in it, it is in fact muscle class and the Romero is a sedan. Thanks.

>>135780328
SO, even though I have this Faction that I've customized at Benny's, I'd have to buy another one to customize that one for a Donk?

>>135780856
Why don't you just take it to Benny's and find out?

>>135780856
Don't own either, but it wouldn't take much to test.

>>135781039
I hope you fucking get mesothelioma

>>135781103
I'm in my Faction that I've had a custom since it was released. There's no option for a Donkification, leading me to believe that I do, in fact, need to buy a whole nother one to donk this bitch out. what a waste

>someone starts a fight
>first couple of kills are somewhat interesting unless someone pulls out an auto shotty/minigun/explosives
>it eventually always devolves into a sniper duel because you respawn far enough away for only snipers to be useful but not far away enough that you can get away from the other guy who's sniping
Rockstar should not be allowed to design online gamemodes

>>135775127
Would bone that

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It's literally okay when Higgus does it

>>135781721
>waaah me killing crewmates is a meme
>waaah that meme is about to get me banned
>*proceed to kill crewmembers*

It's almost as if Higgus is asking for it.

And yes, it's okay when he does it.

>>135781721
dont bump his bike

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#vortexclub #gofuckyourselfie

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>>135775817
they use the heavy vests

>>135781352
Mesothelioma killed my entire family, fuck you I'm triggered

>>135782527
joacimot is cute

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Can anyone recommend me a property to replace the blue (6 car) property with? I want something in a medium to low player traffic area as to not get ganked coming out of my garage (so not Eclipse or Del Pero) and it doesn't matter to me if it's a house or just a garage. I'm pretty sure I don't want a stilt unless someone can 'sell' me on the idea. Ideally close to a LSC or at a good spawn location.

I would have decided on my own by now if the Dynasty8 site wasn't so clunky. or if a 10 car garage existed outside of the city

>>135782531
I don't even know why somebody would use a heavy vest during Humane Labs. How can people stand going slow during that segment?

>insurance for bikes when
>being able to pick colors for bikes when

>>135782941
Any of the Pelato Bay 6 cars garage houses.

>>135783040
>insurance for bikes when
What's the point in that? Just buy a new one.

anyone on PC?

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>>135782941
Right here

I want to fuck catower in the ass

>>135782941
does it have to be a 10-car garage? if not then the hangman ave 6-car is pretty great

requesting invite to the crew.... again...
higgus.....

>>135783103
Check the spoiler text dude, he wants 10 car garages.

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>>135783465

>>135783465
>...
>.....
fuck off

>>135783040
>>135783140
Is there any way to insure painted bikes by modding or something?

>>135783465
lol

>>135783224
Haven't seen that map before, what is it and is it any good?
>>135783463
Yeah, I just recently packed my garages, I'm selling off my unused vehicles but that's only like 4-6 of them so I figure I'll have to do it again or upgrade in the coming months; what with all these dank reskins. My current 6 car is otherwise perfect because of it's proximity to 2 10 cars and the LSC in that district.

My main motivation more more space is to have a motorcycle garage (that will consist of hopefully 4 Ruffians) for when I get into shitslinging contests with randoms who blow them up.

>>135783550
>>135782941
Del Perro then. It's pretty damn close to 2 convenience stores and a gun shop.

Nessi~


https://a.uguu.se/avymub_My_Movie.webm

Bring higgus back. Vote for higgus

>>135783140
What if its a green one I found? Not gonna go around looking again, especially since I can't just get that color bike from the site

and every time some shitter blows up my 10k bike I'd rather he pay like 100 or something than me having to pay 10k for another

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I hope you faggots are happy with your result, you sure worked hard for it. Enjoy your dead game. :^)

>>135784084
WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK
HOLY FUCK
GAH
SEND HELP

>>135784353
>>135784153
I wonder who could've caused this

>>135784353
goodbye you whiny faggot

>>135784231
Tell me why would you even think about riding a bike on a pubbie server?

>>135784353
stay mad cunt
have fun being banned

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>>135784436
>mad
not mad at all pham the game is literally car meets, crewkilling and yachtfagging. if im staying banned im fine just playing cuckframe on my lonely
>>135784382
cya

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average /gtag/ session

nessi and higgus are probably the loudest and straight up most mean spirited people in your community
it's only fitting that they're the most present and you keep feeding them attention

>>135784024
I specifically exclude Del Perro and Eclipse because they're the lowest and highest price. Del Perro has a lot of player traffic because it's the cheapest so there's a lot of people who get it for Heists. Eclipse is the most expensive and has more options so it attracts "more expensive means better" types and people who want the options from the recent update. I'm avoiding both so I don't have to check the map before pulling out of my garage or worse, have to deal with someone camping outside for anyone coming and leaving.

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>>135784353
blatantly breaks the rules repeatedly

REEE UNFAIR REEEEEE

>>135784638

Nessi mellowed out after implicating his own ass and getting demoted.

Faggus is just plain cancer.

>>135784764
Oh right, and
>kicked out of a 30 player session because I tabbed out in my garage for literally 2 minutes

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>>135784838
at what point did i say it was unfair anon? i couldnt give a shit about fairness in a game where you are literally a mute criminal who kills people and steals things

>>135784764
Might as well live in Vinewood Hills if you are afraid of people. Avoid North Conker tho. It has the best stilts but they very popular.

>>135784928

switch to borderless windows, you can stay tabbed out for longer and you arent forced to watch a loading screen when trying to get into a game so you can tab out of that aswell.

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>>135784353
>>135784353

>>135784964

Fuck off and created your own GTAG Killers crew if you hate us so much, you stupid autist.

gonna repeat this:

is anyone on PC at the moment?

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>>135785149
you're putting words in my mouth anon, i never said i hated GTAG, i just hate dramaposters who instigate literally to get results like this

nessi will probably be your next target

>>135782941
El Burro Heights apartment! It's pretty isolated. But still close to an ammunation with gun range and a lsc.

>>135785260
No

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>>135784964
how about ten minutes ago ingame

>>135785260
I was a moment ago

>>135785286
well shit, i never got a chance to play with anyone yet

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>>135785260
maybe

>>135784408
because i like riding bikes amigo

but that's not the point, its just seems stupid to me that cuckstar didn't think to add insurance to bikes

>>135784353
>>135784574
kek

>someone drives up to me to kill me
>kills them and blows up car
many keks are had

>>135785371
would knock down this little thot t b h

>newfag comfyfags getting there way
end of the crew as we know it

>>135785504
>adder crashes
why am i not surprised

>>135785504
was that ryu

>>135786001
my adder doesn´t look like shit
and i´ve mostly been using bikes in heists

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>getting this mad at higgens
If you get crewkilled on purpose, just kill the crewkiller over and over, until they go passive or leave. Babysit them if they go passive so they don't get a jet or something. Kill them to the point they spawn and instantly die if they don't go passive. Stop being a pussy and show them who's in charge.

lonely boy looking for anyone paleto bay..

>>135785916

> oldfag shitterfags whining
deal with it

>>135786196
And here comes the buttbuddy parade to the rescue!

>>135786196
not changing my name or profile picture until I get a good reason

>>135786196
not getting mad
we already dealt with him ;^)
Also, you can't even play so shhh

>>135786294
You sound like a gigantic pussy
Harden the fuck up and defend yourself

>>135786196
what if you're bad at the video game

>>135786564
Then you're the type of person passive mode was made for.

>>135783465
I got u
Fuck whichever bitch ass motherfucker is kicking people for crew killing
Grow some fucking skin you weak willed faggots

>>135786542
>defend myself
Like how you're defending Faggus?

>>135785916
The only way comfyfags will win is if holocauxt kicks me

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>>135786706
thanks pham

>>135786908
>asking for attention
+
>not posting identification
=
shitposting

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>>135786294
The fuck are you talking about? Are you saying I would need other gtags to help me defend against him?
>>135786382
I messaged you back, because it's gross.
>>135786541
I bet I could beat you in PvP even though I can't play :^)
>>135786564
Use the jet or tank then, only if you're really bad though
>>135786776
DMR and strafe

>>135786776
No you dumbshit I'm teaching you life lessons
If you can't handle banter online you're fucked irl

>>135786994
Who was in session at the time famalam?

>>135787014
>giving up anonymity
Wheres your trip huh?

>>135786196
Niggus tried to crewkill me and harass but I ended up reking him in a 1v1 (he's really bad basically) and he became chill after that. He's still a retard tho.

>>135787154
Damn it's like you did the smart thing and didn't create useless (but fun as fuck) drama

>>135787076
here you go famo
glad someone is looking out for us oldfags ;)

found one other person playing on PC
we killed a bounty together
it was fun

>>135787364
The oldfag meme needs to die too
Bring the conversation on a more united front ya feel?

>>135787387
iktf anon.
>get in a tacticool issi
>rek some bountyshitters
good times

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>>135787364
woops. here it is
>>135787154
freddy you ever gonna give it a rest lad, it was a minigun duel and you won by like 8 kills chill out its a game
>>135787518
i dont even discriminate by the time someones spent in gtag
some of the more likable members have only been in for like a month

>>135787635
>only been here a month
Yeah exactly. Anyone can be a cunt

Threadly reminder that I'm a fag

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tellin you horris theres nothin there

>>135787854
we know

>>135787635
sup higgus <3

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>135787635
Freddy is in no position to talk
He was crew killing like a mad cunt with furrycat

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>>135787876
well something fucked up then

>>135787946
He apologized

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>>135787876
Seconds later, we were blown up by higgus, the autistic faggot.

What happened to "I won't crew kill anymore"?

>>135788047
that makes everything okay then :)

time to clean out the crew rankings desu
long time coming considering barely any play and now they abuse the power because the autistic circlejerk get offended

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>>135787946

>>135787946
Why don't you faggots just all team up on higgus and bully him

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>anon i was playing with decides to do a heist
>oh well
>other crew members are online
>select "Join crew members"
>Failed to find a compatible GTA Online session containing Crew members.

what do

>>135788452
GOD HOLOKEK
i reinvited everyone that got kicked for crew killing anyway lmao

ryu here for dramaposting. higgus purge when

>>135788476
Stop playing in scrub aim.

>>135788672
will do, anon

forgot i even had it on desu

>>135788612
Higgus gone whenever you go

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>you share the same name as Nessi

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>>135788452

>>135788785
sup Sven

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>>135788847

We've entered the dark ages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qAgeoH-RFU

Where should I be lurking around for a ruffian with the mods I want?

>>135788452
>Anyone crewkills on purpose they get kicked
>Higgus crewkills and the rules change

Wheres the equality?

>>135788452
holocauxt and higgus putting shitters in their place #makinggtaggreat

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>>135788136
>>135787946
>Higgus

How about this

>be a bit more lenient on crew killing
>kick people for buying crybaby autists instead

>>135789029
nigga its like $10,000, and it's on sale as well

>>135789037

NEPOTISM
E
P
O
T
I
S
M

>>135789037
Welcome to the world of politics
tbqh most of us in the shadows found the rule to be dumb as fuck

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New crew when

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>>135788919
make it stop

>>135789249
When you make it =-)

>>135789029
Little Seoul nearly always have a bike in it's civvy car spawn pool.

I got my non street fighter Ruffian there earlier today.

>>135789293
SWEDEN

when it's okay to crewkill

>when it's a 100% crew only lobby
>when the other person has openly stated they dont mind
>when its a closed lobby gamemode where the objective is to kill or harm other players who happen to be crew

when it is not okay to crew kill

>when someone bumped into your car
>when someone said you look like a tranny
>when someone is wearing the same outfit as you
>when someone is driving a vehicle or using an item you dont approve of
>when someone is very clearly annoyed by it, or asks you to stop
>when there are plenty of kids from the ukraine or china to kill
>when they are in the car with a hooker

>>135789167
yeah but I'd rather not go through the hassle of selling one every 48 minutes when I'm done.
>>135789419
Thanks

>>135789498
>when someone is driving a vehicle or using an item you dont approve of
>implying it's okay to drive a cuckruma

>>135789498
Still too limited
Make it always okay

>>135789498
Don't forget
>when they're just there and you just go there to kill them

>>135789498
>when it's okay to crewkill
>when they the passenger changes your radio station

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Not Audi
80's and 90's car update when

>>135789660
When you kill yourself.

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>>135789498
it might work, but probably not

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>>135789660
After offroad update
so never

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>>135789865
And meme vehicle update.
filename

>>135789659
i second this

>>135789498
>when they are in the car with a hooker

What if they're in your car with a hooker?

>this entire fucking lobby
>this attention seeking
Jesus christ this is just embarrassing

>>135790592
I don't even play with them anymore for that reason dude

>>135775829
what the fucking fuck is this retardery

>>135792202
physics

who is the scapegoat for kicking higgus

>>135792528
freddy120 and flibjib

>>135792740
Neither of them can kick/ban

Whoever keeps unbanning higgus is about to get a mouth full of dick

>>135784838
>Muh consent before killing..
Pretty beta PCucks..

>crew color is purple
what is this homo shit

>>135794389
It was picked for homos like you.

>>135794389
Great change is underway

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>Higgus

>>135784084
cute..

>>135794508
>taking video games this seriously
laughing

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FAGGIO STRONK

>>135794389
Higgus for crew color

Flib so mad right now

i fucking hate this place

Crew session when

>>135795710
Just don't get involved and play with people also not getting involved. You don't have to let gtao revolve around drama posters you know?

>>135795601
why? about Higgus the niggus?

>>135795710
i fucking hate you too, brofriend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188cbotvOD8
Why is vice city best city?
Why is cheetah best super?

make like bl8 and take a break

>>135794183
I'm not even in any retard gtag crews, but that one rule is the only thing separating the gtag crew from the ign crew.

>>135795898
Seconding
I've been taking a break from gta and it's nice

>>135795710
I love you, though.

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>>135788452

I like this new rule.

>>135796339
sex me pls nipple

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Quick, post QTs

sex me nessi

>>135795601
>>135795710
>>135795792
>>135795809
>>135795953

I believe being part of GTAG means you can tolerate a certain level of bullshit. If you can't handle being trolled or can't troll back because of a perceived moral high-ground, then you don't deserve to be here.

GTAG has always been an asylum. Always has and always will be.

Either you gather your friends, stick to private sessions, stay away from crew shitters, or stay away from freeroam where pretty much anything goes.

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>>135700069
No

>>135796428
>sex me nessi
DUDE IF SHE WAS BLONDE SHED LOOK LIKE TAYLOR_TONKS HOLY SHIT

>>135796428
You first

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>>135795896
Supercars used to look cool. What the fuck happened?

>>135796538
Curves happened. Supercars now have the tendency to look like bubbling blobs.

>>135796538
All cars used to look cool.

But then gas mileage became a thing and more aerodynamic designs became stressed to improve the mile per gallon of most cars.

>>135796538
People with taste stopped giving a shit, and eurpeans though curves and edges go really well together.

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>>135796339

why didnt gtag listen to me
i told you circlejerk going to kill crew to start a new
shaking my head at all of you

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>>135797576
k

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>>135797882

Ryu pls i'm trying to watch tv.

>>135797576
you're retarded
There's this thing called passive mode. Use it
You can't get crew killed that way

>>135797576
were you trying to haiku or something?

Nessi you are really bad at this game

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>>135798051
that's true but I wanted to try asking him nicely because I wanted to kill the vip person with bodyguards. he refused so I did go play something else.

>>135799010
Good you're learning

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>>135799010

>>135799010
You're a commissioner, just kick him.

>>135799513
i'm a what? I don't know anything about that.

All the missions are filled with pathetic normie kuruma casuals

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135799269
>catower the coalburner
>commisioner
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>135799579
My mistake, I thought you were Ryu. I'm a commissioner, I'll kick him.

>>135799793
crew killing is allowed now slowpoke :^)

>>135799793
he will just get reinvited you cuck

>>135799958
>>135800007

So? I'm still a comm, I'll kick who I please.

>>135800104
kick everyone under you then
crash this crew with no survivors

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>>135784353
delicious

>>135799793
>>135799958
>>135800007
>>135800104
>>135800261
post sc so i can kick all of you

>>135800349
Fuck yourself comfyfag

>>135800349
SC: Nessi

>>135800390
>tfw nessi is actually -Nessi
Good try though

>>135800104
>been 8 minutes
>still hasn't been kicked
rofl

>>135800384
>>135800390
kicked, banned both of you, and made higgus leader

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>>135799793
I'm not asking him to be kicked. Just wanted to tell that anon complaining about people not using passive that it's polite to try asking higgus before going.

>>135800905
It's been over 10 minutes now. That guy was bullshitting

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>>135784353

>avoid crew cause supposedly non stop drama
>gta5 puts me in a crew session
>think it's just going to be endless mic spam screaming
>cat making steamer talk every 30s
>about 3 mins someone screams as they fall to their death
>mostly drive around killing chinks
>nothing weird happens no drama

Why did you lie to me faggot?
The only person who seems to be autistic is you angry thread person complaining every thread

>>135789498
>when someone is wearing the same outfit as you

disagree but not too worried about it cus ain't nobody as fresh as me

>>135801126

> PC GTAG
> All this drama

> GTAG VG PS4
> Quiet comfy time

Glad to be on the winning team for once.

>>135801731
>>135801731
>any 4chan crew
>winning team
i don't think so

>>135801731
>not having all this entertainment every time you log in
>grind for cuckbux with the 3 GTAGs on ps4

>>135801731
>>135801849
>>135801968

Why is PC GTAG the master crew?

> Mostly made up of cheaters and modders
> They use modmenus to combat other skiddies because "reporting is for faggots hurrr!"
> They had autistic rules that cause drama (hurrr durrr crew-killing forbiddened!!!)
> Said application of rules is inconsistent at best and downright biased at worst (hurrr durrr Normie/Higgus is allowed to crew kill!!!)
> Now they just straight-up promote crew anarchy and complete lawlessness
> Circlejerking butt-pals with the crew leader can also get a free pass to do whatever they want
> Crew leader is some inactive, rank-hacked, Literally Who that cares more about his emblems and doesn't even care about crew dynamics
> They freeroam-shit all day, making sessions boring and stagnant and causing Cuckstar to implement Ghosting
> They have to play in crew-only sessions or in a pub with GTAG as the majority, otherwise they'd have to deal with the entire session shitting on them
> Comparing online avatars, arguing about which one is more attractive, while never realizing how fucking depraved and absolutely retarded you sound to any outsider
> 99% of the crew own a yacht, making them not special
> No one cares about running heists or contact missions because they're too busy shitting on randos
> Crew drama everyday, courtesy of resident attention-whore namefags
> -Nessi
> "M-muh tailboom"
> "M-muh invisible arms"
> "Oooh look at this kewl webbums of me shitting on randos! SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTAN!!!"
> "Look here's that same boring webbum again!!!"
> "And again! I'm so cool."
> t.Blater/Vanilla Rice/Antibiotic Abuse

GTAG VG PS4
> No cheaters
> More players
> Actually play heists/missions/gamemodes
> Our leader is a loyal, humble Filipino, which is known to be the most powerful race in the world
> We don't complain nearly as much as you whiny faggots, because we haven't ruined the game for ourselves

tfw Gtag pc is forcibly being made great again
Holo bless

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>>135802135
>> More players

>>135802135
>Our leader is a loyal, humble Filipino, which is known to be the most powerful race in the world
This made me laugh.

>derrick chimps out
>gets rightfully kicked

>higgus chimps out
>everyone defends him

why the double standard??

requesting to join the crew:
SC: Kouyalovesham

>>135802556
>requesting to join the crew:
O dear. As if it couldn't get any better.

>>135802554
If you knew anything about the events you'd know they are nothing alike

>>135802640
someone kicked me three days ago and Idk why

>>135802704
Probably a butthurt comfyfag

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>>135802926
whyyyyyyy

>>135803093
Idk. Message holocauxt about it

>>135802508
How would you know if this was false?
While it's uncommon to find a lot of ps4 members at the same time, there are a lot of us.

>>135803145
>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4
>28 members
Yeah there's not even enough of you to fill a session

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>>135803132
but i cannnnnttttt

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WHEN??

>>135803273
That crew is a day old..

>>135803394
that's the official ps4 crew now
If there were actually many of you it'd have many members by now

tfw aurora left before I could send a friend request and get in on the comfy session

>>135803491
For being only made yesterday, or the day before that, when QT let the old crew become taken over by a random. and giving no one else power, I feel the amount of people is pretty high considering we haven't had any good DLC in a long time.

>>135803493
Escape > Players > Crew > Find Aurora > Join

wherent you kicked for massively crewkilling over and over a few weeks ago?

>>135803493
you're only missing out on homosexual rp
You should consider yourself lucky

>>135803315
Message comms to message him then

>>135803595
Thing is crew killing is okay now. So since nessi and higgus are back kouya should come back too

>>135803635
see
>>135803595

>>135803684
no shit i saw it. I replied to it.
What's your point?

>>135803762
idk just waiting for change

>>135803859
It'll happen eventually. Always does. Go play something else for a few hours

I used to be a commissioner but then everyone in gtag including blater bullyed me out they wonder why I leave all the time

>>135803982
tfw I didn't

Blater did a better job of leading /gtag/

>>135803982
lmao shut the fuck up potter you were a malnourished skiddie with Autism you deserved it

>>135804047

#MakeGTAGBlateAgain

>>135804047
We didn't have people bitching about getting shot in an online shooter back then.
Besides blater whenever I shot him.

tbqh it should only be griefing hackers that get kicked

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>>135803982
mad4potter I remember you...

Also why can't we change the trim of the voodoo, or any low-rider?

>>135804217
thats why i kicked freddy

>>135804154
Well I fucked that up.

>>135804154
>online shooter
GTA is a satirical crime sandbox driving game.

>>135804129
I didn't even hack, and you really think it's cool to make fun of people with autism?
you disgust me
>>135804256
what's your SC?

>>135804217
and by griefing hackers I mean freemooz tier
For those of you that don't know freemooz made it his goal in life to fuck with gtag

ayy fuck you freddy good riddance

>>135804394
Well you shoot people, don't you?
You aren't neglecting Lamar's Gift, right?

requesting to join the crew
sc: sad4potter

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>>135803394
We will never have a Albany presidente LTS (luxury touring sedan), With fancy woodwork, plush brown, or black leather seats, and high tech dashboard screens.

I was blind to the truth that gtag was bullying me on purpose . you guys are assholes and you know who you are

>>135804401
No from ps3.. I can't believe other people from back then still play.

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Stop deleting kick notices the second you kick someone.

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>>135803394
So many great vehicles to bring back from IV and instead R* insists in giving us lowrider crap.

>>135804995
well I used to play on ps3 but then these pc jerks came in and made fun of me for it

>shitting on randoms with the crew

GTA Online gettin comfy again

>>135805138
don´t even mash up 2 cars r*, if you want to be lazy and unoriginal to make something else at least give us some of the good cars of 4

>>135805110

Make me, faggot.

holocauxt you are such an asshole of course when you become leader you block anyone who cared about you out fuck you

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>>135772830

it's real mature as a leader to just block people who try to talk to you like WOW nice public relations you have going

>>135805402
literally who