Crybleat has been upgraded to international treasure edition
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-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
FISH
>>135645935
Crybleat is too good for us. Too pure.
why is the void cute
Cherish, love and protect this goat
I want to marry the goat!
now that's an op i can get behind.
also xth for omega
>>135645935
Yay for cute
nth for cute Charas doing cute things!
Reminder that Woshua always watches you.
>>135646032
Crybleat style fish
>>135646103sorry about last thread, we really got off track
I want to cuddle the goat!
>>135646067
Because he's just a shy blob with a smileyface that's a bit derpy.
I WANT TO FUCK THE GOATwe're never leaving keep roasting
Post Thicc Dads.
REALHUGPOSTING HOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
Great goat OP for once. Now if Crybleat would make his own cute AU that would be based.
Wish me luck that I will dream about the goat
>>135646103
I want to marryhis mom!
>>135646295
So do people actually like this body type? Or is it a meme?
>>135646295
>>135646384
GO AHEAD! MAKE MY DAY PUNK!
>>135646389
good luck anon, I haven't had any yet
>>135646131
My nigga.
>>135646295
i'd date this goat
>>135646407
>So do people actually like this body type?
yeah its the best kind
>>135646384
Always up. Smash that hug button.
>>135646103
>>135646074
Why is the goat so perfect? Literally no concievable flaws.
Reminder that sans is happy and cares about his little brother more than any other monstergirl
>>135646467
But it's just being overweight, though. I don't get it.
>>135646407
If there's muscle instead of being all fat then it's nice. It depends heavily on the person though. Ideally the guy should look like a strongman instead of a lazy unwashed fatass.Speaking from experience, it's the best to get fucked by.
>>135646386
Is there yet an arctic AU?
>>135646389Good luck. Suck his dick or something.
>>135646384
Me, I need one right now
>>135646384
WHERE WE AT
>>135646552
let me rephrase muscle fat is the best
>>135646552
Bara is a certain taste between chunky and strong.
>>135646513
but that's not true
Azzy has many flaws, but part of love and cherishing is looking past those flaws and loving the person for who they are.
I love many Undertales, but I really love the goat, I want to make him feel good.
>>135646562
Aww, I'm jealous. I guess that makes sense.
>>135646638
I think you phrased it well enough. Thicc = muscle AND fat.
>>135646582
yes
also >>135645935
HELPING CHARA WITH THEIR HAIR!
>>135646447
>>135646593
>>135646616
>>135646508You must be really enjoying the break huh
I finished today!
Hows'about some Flowey for a change huh?
You know you want to.
http://onfdraws.tumblr.com/post/140236277619/toriel-sings-a-beautiful-lullaby-but-chara-is
Holy fuck This hurts.
>>135646904
>>135646728
But people replace the person Asriel is with some really weird fantasy person
>>135646790That and my sleep schedule is absolutely destroyed beyond any recognition.
Sweet, I hope you have a good time! Anything planned?
>>135646904
>>135646234
You know the drill,
>PURIFICATION
>IN
>PROGRESS
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V81DlvZkxGE
youtube.com/watch?v=IeUuPI-Uve4
ghost
>>135646593
What is it, anon? Do you wanna talk about it?
>>135646771
That Chara at the top right looks so delightfully playful
>>135646790What is this break you speak of? I work all the time.
>>135646904
>>135646384
F L E X E S
for all anon!
I'M GONNA BULLY THIS NERD GHOST
>>135646771
Helping Chara with her nails!
>>135646616
>tfwGOTTA GET A GRIP
>>135646993
I appreciate you guys
>>135647146
Gym in an hour, post more flex
>>135646946
It did hurt and I was about to shed a single tear before I scrolled down and my eyes saw the image of Toriel licking a naked Sans' ribcage and I laughed myself back to my senses.
>>135646951
Stop! You have violated the law!
>>135647192
>her
Since Mettaton hates anime, why in the world did he specify a body that looks as much like an oversexed anime fuckdoll as possible?
>>135646995gf of two years broke up with me earlier, it was probably for the best but im still a little sad
>>135647181
You wouldn't Punch Someone with Glasses!
>>135647368
Did he say that he hates anime? I don't remember that.
Splattering anon's brains all over the concrete!
>>135647368
Because he looks like a fab glam rock star, which just happens to also be the look of an oversexed anime fuckdoll.
>>135647259
spider
>>135646994
FILTHY SPECTER
>>135647232
No problem, together we shall purify this corrupted board.
>>135647192
Helping Chara with herself-destructive habits!
Friendly reminder that if you like Chara, Asgore, Flowey or Asriel you missed the whole point of the game.
I have a problem, /utg/. Undertale made me like Bara AND Furries.
What do I do?
>people start talking about "standing up" to asriel spam
>spam intensifies next thread
stupid cucks, that never works. aside from that one time with fishfags where it totally worked.
>>135647368
Alphys tricked him so he's trapped in a body he hates and now he's just trying to make the best of it
>>135647434
He calls them awful in his diaries
>>135647358
>>135647487
This site needs to be woshed forever.
>>135646946
it's stuff like this that makes me want to save them.
that and my inner Papyrus believes that everyone can be good if they try.
Asriel got his second chance, where's Chara's?
>>135647375
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you'll be okay! Just know you're welcome on here
>>135647496
>"Stop cutting yourself, stop cutting yourself"
>>135647443
don't do that
>>135647259
>>135647114
>>135646972
Anon I truly feel for you, I would never have the mental capacity to do that course. I was supposed to go out today with coursemates to celebrate end of term but that fell throughso I'm drinking a bottle of Disaronno alone in my room
>>135647146
>>135647259
>>135647471
MORE I need to go back tomorrow
>>135647646
Well if you do true pacifist they help you.
>>135647646
Chara got their second chance when the goat family took them in, then they threw it away because they couldn't let go of their hatred for humanity
>>135647506
Fuck literal bears.
>>135647506Check out the gfur thread on trash
>>135647181
Good job Anon
>>135647580
Fear not, for our holy power shall home run a path into the heavens.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qlc6JFq_T7M&itct=CBIQpDAYBSITCOTpz-Ogy8sCFZCvqgodOZgBozIGcmVsbWZ1SO770vzIx8vyIQ%3D%3D
>>135646041
>When you apply reality
Not even just thinking about the car, where would even he get that much money for something like that?
That would imply he was able to attain a high paying job with no skills other than "can make bad puzzles", that a respective employer would take him seriously in a highly competitive field, and that he would be able to navigate the work culture without being scammed or screwed over by malicious people every step of the way
>>135647724
Tell you what, I'll go grab a glass of something myself. Ain't gonna let a fellow Anon drink alone!
Ok guys, what do you think finally pushed Chara over the edge before the events of Undertale. Is there a general consensus on what did it?
>>135647653
Yeah I'll be alright, thanks friendo
>>135647868
there's no consensus because there is literally nothing in the game to even hint at what it could be
i think the most common headcanon is that they were an abused kid
>>135647826
Wosh the specters.
>>135647868
Nothing.
The idea that every villain has a tragic backstory is a naïve concept held by manchildren who watch too much anime.
Some people are just born bad. It's who they are. It's in their nature.
i'm back
who has a request?
>>135647368
He likes western cartoons
Toby said he only has 4 fingers because his exposure was cartoons on tv he watched with Napstablook.
He probably was going for jessica rabbit not anime girls
>>135647847
Ambassadors get nice cars automatically for work with those diplomat plates.
If Frisk is ambassador then Pap is his chauffeur
>>135647856
Anon I'm beyond saving you don't need to do that
Breaking Anon's will until they let you do whatever you want to them!
>>135648042
Or Jem and the Holograms
>>135647534
It depends on the day a bit and on how many anons are in the thread. A bit on the positioning of the planets as well.
Asrielfagslike meare just so numerous that it doesn't really work as well as the lesser fans that you can bully into sitting quietly in a corner. This thread is off to a terrifying image start though I completely agree.
>>135648035
Toriel riding an bomb, Dr. Strangelove style
>>135647868
As someone who was in Bosnia during the early nineties I automatically assumed she was a child soldier or refugee who had escaped an "ethnic cleansing"
>>135648035
Chara eating at Muffet's bakery
>>135648035
The Batter changing his mind about ghosts after Mettaton sucks him off really well
Why do people keep saying Frisk didnt fall in 201X? At the end of TP it doesnt look like its that far in the future
>>135648035
sans shitposting on /utg/ from his phone
>>135648035
sans flying and 18 wheeler into the sun
>>135646582
http://imgur.com/a/2T041
>>135648034
Someones not a deep thinker.
>>135648197
>image.jpg
>all lower caps
>manages to get his post to show up for everyone else in that ass font
>>135648196
Frisk didn't fall in 201X, Chara did.
>>135648001
>purify godawful smut
youtube.com/watch?v=Qlc6JFq_T7M
>>135648035
Muffet and her spiders playing "the floor is lava", but they're all just cheating.
>>135648035
Cowgirl torielwith booby
>>135648196
Because New Home in Genocide confirms that Chara fell in 201X, and Frisk had to have fallen way later
>>135648139Me, me!
>>135648196
Because it was Chara who fell in 201X and enough time passed for monsters to not recognize Frisk as a human
>>135648408
>Frisk had to have fallen way later
How do you know that?
>>135648382
race of a thousand ants is so relaxing
>>135648287
if youre the owner you need to add crybleat's
>>135645935
>>135648196
She's living in the cyberpunk future, but we don't see any of the crazy cyborgs or flying cars.
>>135648042
>Toby said he only has 4 fingers because his exposure was cartoons on tv he watched with Napstablook.
Where was this?
>>135648035
John Cena suplexing Undyne
>>135648139
That's the dream
>>135648531
enough time passed for six other humans to fall then enough time passed for the entire underground to forget what humans even looked like, and enough time passed for everyone save gerson to forget their queen
>>135648190
>>135648192
>>135648197
doing these
The internet connection at my new house is really unreliable so there's a small chance I might not be able to post all of them tonight
>>135647868
Chara displays typical symptoms of a sociopath in the little snippets that we know of her. Someone capable of emotion and seeking affection but someone also capable of "laughing off" poisoning their adoptive parent near fatally and a teasing nature. Someone who's able to manipulate the closest person to them to do something horrible and wanting to murder humans.
Still Asriel mentions they hated humans for some reason so we can assume there is some motive behind it instead of simply all being mental problems.
>>135648550
twitter, look it up yourself Im not spoonfeeding you
>use pastebin for certain things relating to guild/etc,
>send pastebin link to bf
>somehow send the Tacilty-Leaps sauna fic to him in a pastebin link through my own retardedness
>don't notice for at least 5 minutes
>get a message back from him
>'what the fuck'
>log off
i can't hide forever because i i'm back in my home town tomorrow
i fucked up, he doesn't know i'm into any weird furry shit, much less that fic
>>135648550
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/685839000561659904
>>135648531
It has been at least long enough for 95% of the Underground to forget what a human looked like after 6 of them fell. Unless they all have alzheimers It's probably been a while.
>>135647368
EX in the game actually looks like an old timey western cartoon character. You think he looks like anime garbage because all the shallow fujoshi on Tumblr draw him as anime as possible because they don't know any other way to render an effeminate male design.
>>135648690
>Tacilty-Leaps
What
>>135648573
As I've said before, I really like this, the only complaints I have is that maybe the Asriel and Flowey ones should've been combined and Chara should be on Frisk's, replacing the delta rune
>>135648062
That's the biggest cry for help you could ever throw in /utg/ friend. Asrielfags are attracted to posts like that like moths to a flame.
>>135648545
I know, I have a couple others to add but can't atm. will do tonight.
>>135648697
Oh, I see, I see.
>>135648531
Because they've played the game?
Almost no one in the underground recognizes a human, not to mention 6 fell before them.
Bashing anon's skull in with a shovel!
Burying anon in a shallow grave in the woods!
>>135648048
I think you'd need to be better qualified and have more sophisticated social skills than a 12 year old in order to be an ambassador.
>>135648709
Maybe none of them knew about Chara, or Chara pretended to be a monster. The other 6 humans maybe never revealed they were humans. If Asgore killed them all they snuck past many people.
Reminder that sans has the blueprints for the DT extractor meaning he was the one who made it and discovered DT and Alphys is only riding on his achievements which is why all the experiments she does herself go so terribly
>>135648192
Get the fuck out. Specters, the Batter is too pure to be aroused.
>>135648863
Bless you anon, that's my favorite AU
>>135648948stop
>>135648948
That method sounds like it would be incredibly likely to leave incriminating evidence.
I refuse to be killed by someone who won't do it properly.
>>135649013
Hugo got made somehow
>>135648690
REQUESTING SCREENCAP OF THE POST WHERE SOME GUY SHOWED HIS WORK COLLEAGUES SHOTA ASRIEL/FRISK SISSIFICATION PORN ACCIDENTALLY
>>135649007
We never forgot
>>135648690
A person who loves you should embrace whatever stupid fetish shit you're into with open arms.
>>135648796
Mettaton EX battle sprite is pretty masculine
Post best ship
>>135648846
No but really I'm fine
Drink if you want to though
>>135649013
>>mfw the batter gives up genociding his world to instead pursue some high grade possessed roboboipussy
>>135647549
>He calls them awful in his diaries
Keep in mind this is the guy selling MTT-BRAND BISHIE CREAM and MTT-BRAND ANIME POWDER.
He doesn't hate anime, he just hates MMKC.
>>135647368
I see Mettaton more like.. those western cartoons that were obviously made by a weeb.
Like it's not really anime but it's not what you'd normally consider a western cartoon to be.
>>135649160It's the other way around, the Batter was made by Hugo. I think he might have wanted the Batter to kill him...
lot's of typing got me late as fuck with replies.
>>135642306
>rites shit or whatever it is
Well... to run let my imagination run me over...
Picture, if you will, sitting and silently pray to the Hyperdeath God.
You pray, for no less than 10 minutes, either at the edge of a bed of flowers, or with a small pot at your knees; the flower has to be planted by you alone, so that you and that monster share a conscious link with each other; and for that matter, every other worshiper performing rites at the same Coordinated Universal Time.
Using the buttercup(s) as an anchor, you carry the emotional weight of Asriel's burdens. For this short time it may break you, but you won't be alone in this.
Even between every human that allows Asriel to lessen his burden with, it can't make him absolutely happy.
But for that short time he is thankful, each time it passes. Like a wash of relief, he feels our love, simply from being powerful enough to feel what we pray in order to send him.
When satisfied, Asriel will take that feeling of relief and relay it back to every human performing rites, but formed as a very strong wave of euphoria and warmth that sustains you until your next day's rites.
>>135643723
so is this, very nearly hurtfully so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs3m3mvcklE [Embed]
Me on the right.
>>135649256
>>135648690
pass it off as a joke, thats what I did when I once pasted a screen cap from here in a discord chat full of friends
I'm Going to bed.
Give me ZZZ's.
>>135649256
ok.
>>135649204
Yeah but look how pretty his overworld sprite is.
>>135649310
I hate people who interpret Mettaton as a slick silver human wearing armor and clothes. That isn't how his body works at all. His chest IS his chestpiece, he isn't wearing it.
>>135649368
>taking screencaps in response to your OWN posts
dude, just don't
i liked your fic but don't do that
>>135649368
You were really hyped about that fic huh pal?
>>135648690
Anon this makes me very happy in a weird way.
I sympathize though. Things happen and you can always blame 4chan for it. Just say "oh there was a link on 4chan and I had to copypaste it to see what it even was and I accidentally copypasted it again, sorry I'm not really into this stuff".
They might not believe you but it's an explanation at least. I've had something similar happen before in the past but it's been some years since then and it was with a friend anyway.
>>135646946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf5UfOuvQHQ
okay but this song tho, instead of music from dumbo maybe?
>>135649432
goodnight anon
>>135649368
You didn't even have the decency to turn off the (you)s?
a gunthat can kill the past
>>135649368
Is this some type of reverse false-flagging?
http://strawpoll.me/7118249
Is Undertale progressive?
>>135649432
Somebody's taking a train to Sleepy Time Junction;
Somebody's so tired, he can barely function;
So he's taking that train to Sleepy Time Junction!
All aboard, cried the engineer;
Sleepy Time junction is so near!
Somebody's taking a train to Sleepy Time Junction;
Somebody's so tired, she can barely function;
So she's taking that train to Sleepy Time Junction!
Tickets please, asked the conductor;
I'll punch a little hole, 1-2-3 or more!
Somebody's taking a train to Sleepy Time Junction;
Somebody's so tired, they can barely function;
So they're taking that train to Sleepy Time Junction!
And the wheels run along the track,
Rocking you slowly, forward and back;
Looks like I'm taking a train to Sleepy Time Junction;
I feel so tired, I can barely function;
So I'm taking that train to Sleepy Time Junction!
Sleepy Time Junction.
>>135649048
This AU is as dumb as the others but the art is ridiculously cute!
>>135647297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2WH1TvhDgE
>>135649595
We have no way of knowing that, though. He only shows his EX form twice.
>>135649913
It has women and gay people in it, sometimes at the same time!
It's pretty objectively "progressive"
>>135649279
That's it.
I'm purifying the Underground. Fuck you all. Everyone you love dies.
youtube.com/watch?v=gOx4jFWTscY
I want to fuck the riverperson
>>135649174
>tfw they got their awful art style all over Papyrus too
>>135649913
What the fuck does that even really mean
>>135649913
God, I wish you'd get a 3 day ban.
>>135650078
>OC song
Nope.Cute mom though.
>>135650029
AU where Frisk has a gun when?
>>135650156
What's wrong with the artstyle?
>>135649348
...
Welp, time to go plant a flower.
>>135650315
it's not an au
Goddamnit, Korea, why are you making me want to ship the fire and the void
>>135650350
>having taste this shit
>>135649348
typical Asrielfags everyone
>>135650078
That was pretty cute, but im a sucker for mom songs so
>>135649368
You fucked up anon. The (you's) need to be turned off or it just looks like you're being autistic AND narcistic.
>>135650156
>ultra-thick bones
God I hate when artists do this. It's not sexy or bara, it's just ugly.
>>135650432
>>135649984
Eh, I think you could do a decent story around it
>Frisk gets lost in a snow blizzard, falls down a cliff
>Undertale happens
all the areas would be extremely beautiful
>>135650432
Gaster got addicted to burning sensations after his fall into the Core.
>>135650648
>>135648670
fuck, nevermind
my family's still got a bunch of shit they need to move and they want me to drive.
Sorry, I can't make good on these tonight
I know this is really shitty but remind me next time I come around (probably tomorrow) of your requests and i'll do them then
have a great night
sans
youtube.com/watch?v=dY8u_zjSBFk
The only good thing to come out of Underfell.
>>135649368
>All those (You)s
Wow anon you really struck a gold mine.
:^)
>>135650042
Hue.
>>135650590
>>135650156
>tfw people try to make the skeletons bara
Its cool if your not into Asgore but they could go for the RGs or something
>>135650315
we could call it "undertale"
>he still believed in you
>>135650798
its okay, dworven, you do what you need to do
>>135650265
A three day ban for trying to provoke topic and conversation on a video game that isn't "I wanna fuck the gote" or skeleton fucking.
>>135650786
>>135650963
No, because you're trying to bring political nonsense into a discussion about a video game.
>>135650819
>you will never go on a journey with a flower buddy to help change the ways of evil monsters
Damn real life sucks
>>135650265
Why such hostility?
>>135650590
Pap's face is actually really cute in this, feels bad that the legs have to throw it off like this.
Can somebody draw Shyren sheepishly humping a pillow because her fins can't reach down there
ITS THE
>>135646962
Do they really though?
Even if Asriel isn't that strong of a personality the fanwork tends to get him right.
Maybe because how he actually is is what the fans like in him, as opposed to how skelebros for example are constantly OOC(it's hinted that sans might be depressed, so fan work focuses on that, papyrus never badmouths you, so everyone just portrays him as generally kind).
But the difference is also more obvious just because the skeletons get so much more screen time and end up more fleshed out.
>>135650963
Don't worry too much about it. We've all just been conditioned by /v/ to react with instant hostility to anyone unironically even typing the word progressive.
>>135651315
Chara diddu nuffin! She was a good kid!
>>135651239
>>135650906
I don't necessarily mind magic bara skeletons, but the thick bone thing looks stupid.
Good night, faggots. I love you.
>>135651315
>This is what Charafags actually believe
kys my man
>>135649913
Why does every fucking thing have to be measured by how "progressive" it is nowadays? And what the hell are you getting at? Because the game has some gay couples its "progressive"? You guys are out of control.
>>135651416
Chara did some things wrong but I still love them!
>>135651247
FEDS!
RUN!
i wanna click-click clack
>>135649348
>say this bullshit is retarded and overpresent
>proceeds to not only continue it but drag it back from the last thread to start arguing here
And this is again why i as an Asrielfag cannot stand you fucking retards. The fucking nametag when theres literally no reason to use it in the discussion outside attention whoring is just the cherry on top of it all.
Congratulations.
>>135651471
I love you too
>>135651580
it's not fair, it's not right.
forgot about the (you)s sorry
>>135651283
No I think you're projecting a little now.
The problem with Asrielfags in these threads is that they often want emotional support from Asriel and they want to have him act in a certain way which goes against what little we know of him. He's a crybaby sure but he's also an emotional and psychological trainwreck. He's the one who'd need help if you ever got together.
Which goat butt would make the best pillow?
>>135651790
I want to restore Sans smile and hope for the future and then after he falls deeply in love with me to then make him into a cucklord who is forced to enjoy watching me fuck every other male in the underground!
We postin baby bones?
>>135651778
It's too late now man
>>135651848
I don't know why Asriel is always portrayed as some kind of emotional bedrock when hes aged up. If anything he should be in a psychiatric every friday night. He is very damaged materialwhich just makes him cuter.
>>135651512
>Charafags believe that Chara is a scapegoat for people's misdeeds
quite a lot of them
Eh you guys keep on fighting about Asrielfags. I'm off to bed too. Good night.
Hey.
Brooklyn Sans faggot here.
I'm bored. Make me say things.
>>135650819
>Underfell, the AU where everyone is a colossal megatwat
>this heartwarming and more importantly good shit
It's a goddamn miracle
>>135651858
Asgore of course
>>135652076
All the goats are kinda in need of therapy
>>135652158
Listen here, Jack, I need pictures! Pictures of spiderman!
>>135652128
goodnight!
>yfw the hulkster blew out gawker
>>135650996
These are making me want to work on the prequel but I need to start the alt. ending tonight. Dammit guys.
>>135651925
who Is this?
>>135652076
Exactly. I know it's cute and lovable to have him be the boyfriend you've always wanted but it's just not Asriel anymore then. It's just a goat guy or alternatively some kind of Asriel that never went through all that shit he did in the game.
Real in game Asriel is cute because you can take care of him and not the other way around.
>>135652158
I want to fuck my brothers orange ectobutt with my giant blue ectodong while I rim Gasters purple ectohole
>>135652158
This is like Baghdad with G-strings.
>>135651239
>>135651462
Sauce on these? They're really adorable.
i made this comic, hope you all like it. c: i need to work on how i do mountains and rocks, i have close to no experience.
>>135652492
>>135651624
>implying I said anything negative about the numerous asriel rite posting
>implying my over-thought guess, as to what rites would be, was trying to argue with you
>saying things that hateful
>Asrielfag
love the flower!
>>135652435
I wish there was more stuff that showed him working through his issues as he grows up instead of just being magically fine. We should make some requests or something.
>>135652646
LOVE the flower!
Post cool turtles
>>135652616
I don't understand the context but it looks neat senpai good job
>>135652726
k
>>135652547
https://twitter.com/chohj726/status/706496323818758149
So, I was thinking, the game says humans can't use magic, but allegedly there were seven human wizards that created the barrier. And, presumably, before the war there were more boss monsters than just Asgore and Toriel. So, considering that human souls are so much stronger than monster souls, what do humans get from absorbing a monster soul? Maybe not power, but just the ability to use magic?
Given that... since there's a "spell" command sprite unused in the undertale files, maybe there was once a planned version of the game where, if you killed Toriel, you could absorb her soul and get the ability to learn magic? Like maybe there was a version of genocide/neutral where it was much more of a variation from the pacifist run, and the regular monster fights and bosses would be more demanding, and you'd end up needing magic to do it.
Or something like that?
>Kill undyne and flowey my first run
Please god I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it.
Fuck I didn't.
>>135652158
Can you do this?
>>135652915
You literally can't kill Flowey though unless you do a geno run.
>>135652642
I said that i said something negative, and you proceeded to bring it back from the last thread to score your brownie good boy points by writing more of that shit, you illiterate mongoloid.
>soundsgote
>still namefagging
Heres you last (You), you inbred.
>>135652982
>someone who never played the game
you can kill him after the OF fight
>>135652616
looks good!
>>135652880
humans could use magic, its just that it wasn't so instinctive that they used it for emotional expression like monsters can, it was just a tool.
>>135652982
Yes you can. You can kill Flowey in a neutral run.
>>135652982
>You literally can't kill Flowey though unless you do a geno run.
did you play the game
>>135653093
This is some real good bait.
>>135652880
The only Monster Souls capable of lasting without the body for enough time to be absorbed without magic are Boss Monster Souls
I think Spell was just going to be an innate thing
>>135652947
why are there two armless sans
>>135653265
they've been good
>>135652880
that sprite was originally going to be used during the toriel "date/hangout" where she would teach you about monster history and part of it would be spelling words that were already on the screen.
>>135652947
>not posting this version instead
>>135653093
>>135653157
>>135653158
He only pretends to die. He comes back if you complete another Neutral run
>>135653172
okay then
>>135653449
>He only pretends to die.
>>135653397
>cut Toriel date
>cut Mettaton date
TOBY YOU HACK
>>135651790
Viper my man
>>135652616
Not quite as creepy as the original, but still it is still funny.
>>135653449
you kill him for real but he revives once you reload a save since you can't save after beating OF
>>135653157
>>135653158
>>135653457
Jesus christ you people didn't pay attention did you? He knows the souls rebel, how the fuck would he know that if he actually died?
>>135653449
No he for real dies but gets revived along with everyone else when you reset and hides out to trick you.
Will this be the end of their friendship?
Will Toriel ever find her lost child?
Will Papyrus return to battle his old nemesis?
Is everyone in the underground secretly a vampire?
Tune in next time to find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
>>135651790
TP should end with you killing the plant puppet
>>135650819
That's absolutely adorable
we need more stuff like this
>>135652219
Asgore was probably my choice too. It'd be big and soft but firm as well. The perfect pillow.
Edgegoat would be my biased choice though
>>135652616
Nice.
>>135653235
The monsters in the capital know Chara was a human
Everyone knows Asgore only needs one more soul to get to the surface so they had to have known six humans had come and been killed
And it still wouldn't explain literally the entire underground forgetting the queen, save for the turtle who has been around since the monster-human war
>>135652616
Snail Eating Grin.
>>135653449
>>135653623
What? Of course he'll be back in the next run when you reset the game.
>>135653623
...
Is this a fancy meme or what?
He can remember what you do when you reset.
>tfw you will never be able to kill Chara in the game
>>135653626
nice
>>135652230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ITwNhMK24r
>>135652492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lqt8JPePH3
>>135652515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FOtlbhaPgU
>>135652947
Yes.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ef0fGLU7tj
>>135653623
because he remembers resets. did YOU play the game?
>>135653878
>Genocide ending
>Kill Chara
>Become Chara
>>135653764
heres a higher res version if you like
oh hey this place still exists.
been a couple months, how you guys doin?i missed you all
>>135653878
Cant kill the dead.
>>135653876
>>135653943
>you can remember things if you're dead
>>135653878
>Genocide
>A route that demonstrates, over and over and over and over again, that killing others is NOT the correct thing to do
>Golly, I wish this storyline ended with me killing Chara! That would surely fix everything!
>>135653921
>the last one
Exactly how I imagined it. Thanks man.
>>135653626
I'm loving this. Your art is really improving too.
>>135654002
>>135654153
he would remember everything that happened before he died, dipshit
does frisk forget everything that happened when they get killed by a boss? no.
>>135654002
>>135653921
>Bagdad with G-strings requester
Thanks senpai, I'm putting it in my Counter Offensive: Global Strike micspam folder.
>>135654092
Were still hanging in there. Have we slid down hill in quality since you last joined?
>>135654153
My eyes have just rolled out of my head and onto the floor.
>>135654065
Lacks that low quality of a fresh home made reaction image. I cropped that thing with pride!
>>135654126
Tell that to Doomguy
>>135654168
Yep.
>>135654153
So you aren't even pretending not to bait.
>>135654002
>>135654228
Any context? I'm liking what I'm seeing.
>>135653878
Allow me to fix that.
PURIFICATION IN PROGRESS
Post characters that remind you of yourself.
For me, it's Papyrus - ignorant, optimistic and with a clean sense of humor.
>>135653921
Can you make Sans say "Yeah but Neko Sugar Wan Wan Unkotaberu-chan is the best one because it has the guy with the thing and then he goes to the place and it's like wow wee, ha ha, yeah, you get me, you get me"
>>135654370
>your best nightmare
>chara
Man, I know you're an OFF fag but at least pretend to have played Undertale.
>>135653878
>tfw you will never be able to save Chara in the game
>>135654168
You are the hero this thread needs, but not the one it deserves.
>>135654417
>>135652947
these boys been bad. Give them the holy book.
>>135654509
>>135652158
"I want Papyrus to suck on my bone. It's not gay if it's incest."
>>135654369
https://twitter.com/Y_lingni/status/703982838123597824
I don't read runes so the most I can figure is the obvious that sans is experimenting on Frisk
>>135654509
Shes at peace by the end of the Pacifist route. Isn't that good enough?
>>135654509
It's a very, very good feeling. Almost as good as the one I feel when I know people will never be able to save Asriel.
>>135653921
Do this one!
>My own clone!
>AW FUCK WHY IS HE A NIGGER GOD DAMN
>>135654495
Are you dumb.
They're using it as a term (mostly because bad batter is a "nightmare")
>>135654619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ofz8TnIld9
I had a hard time recording this one. I kept masturbating furiously halfway through.
>>135653921
Would you be opposed to trying to do a kid Sans voice as he tells kid Alphys to not worry as even though those other kids may have broken her glasses and thrown her toys into the pit and torn her only dress, they at least didn't call her names like pukephys or the stinklizard or fatso bobatso again
>>135654806
>are you dumb
>makes up their own context for an image
LMAO
>>135654746
>tfw you got your character of choice a pretty good ending
>>135652158
>Oy vey, dis is like anuddah genocide run!
>>135654509
There about as saved as Asriel,which is not much but better than nothing.
>>135654495
I didn't create the image.
I know that's Flowey's deal
>>135654220
>Your art is really improving too.
Thanks
>>135654923
Do you want me to look up the artist or something
>>135654923
They didn't make the image you retard, stop critcising fanworks that get posted here that clearly aren't drawn by them.
>>135654923
kys
>>135655158
I want you to play Undertale.
>>135654417
I really don't wanna talk about it
>>135655097
Soon you'll be good enough to endlessly draw memes and smut!
>>135654417
Im pretty autistic but sans is still probably the closest
>>135655297
so rev up the fishdick imagery
>>135655287
I did. I don't know why you're shitposting so hard about this.
can i have a tootsie roll /utg/
>>135655443
what grade did you get
>>135655443
have you been a good boy?
>>135655517
>>135655538
I failed two of my classes but I can loop three times in nuclear throne now is that good enough?
>>135655651
You can have one tootie roll after you finish your dinner.
I need picturesPictures of pregnant Frisk.A Chara is fine too
>>135654417
None of them because I don't have a shallow, one-dimensional personality like all of the Undertale characters do.
I liked last thread better
>>135655856
except for the goats
>>135655907
A butt is fine too
im going to love and protect this goat while helping him through his crippling psychological issues
can i have a hug /utg/or a knife in the neck
>>135655856
Papyrus' whole shtick is that he's basically a sheltered middle schooler in an adult body.
>>135656094
I read that as "while humping him through his crippling psychological issues"
>>135655815
>>135656039
>>135654417
Flowey. Cynical, angry, and a massive fucking edgelord.
>>135656039
>>135656094
Cherish and protect gote while helping him through adjustment
>>135656202
Or hips for birthing children
ARE YOU A REAL AMERICAN, /utg/?
>>135653626
I missed the part with Papyrus. After the comic where he was right behind MSPG. Can you post it?
>>135656328
I AM TODAY, BROTHER
>>135654417
Flowey reminds me of teenaged me: cynical and edgy because that's what he thinks is cool and grown up.
Nowadays I'm more like Sans without the whole implied depression.
>>135656039
frisk is pretty nice
>>135656328
why would i want to live in burgerland
>>135656328
hell yeah and proud of it!
>>135656430
>>135655907
I've finally drawn you out
http://twinkens-art.tumblr.com/post/134997911912/uh-oh-im-feeling-inspired-ive-been-playing
Has anyone checked this AU out? It's called Beforetale and supposed to be about young Asgore and Gaster, so no Sans or Soriel autism to be found, at least none that I've found yet.
>>135656448
Humans are also not a necessity. I live for Fukupears
>failed three of my classes this term
>hate my boyfriend
>suck at videogames
>no motivation
if even i kill myself right now
>>135656328
Requesting a drawfag to draw Donald Trump confronting Asgore in the throne room and claiming it as property of the USA
>>135656328
I CANNOT BE STUMPED.
>>135656318
Jesus christ son i need a qt frisk-like gf
>>135656328SOME FOLKS WERE BORN
>>135656094
same but with this one
>>135656328
AN ALL AMERICAN BADASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWHxy2nFW4k
>>135653921
Baghdad one sounds kinda likeJontron.
>>135654417
Mettaton
Narcissistic, over-dramatic, completely restarts life when one major change happens, refuses to let people be close to me, great ass.
>pedos coming out of the woodwork
it was an ok thread while it lasted
>>135656623
Fucking yes make this happen
>>135656770
Asrielfags haven't been posting yet
All Frisks posted so far have visible chests except this one
>>135656720
Hey, wasn't there a mockup battle image of Sans cosplaying as that guy?
>>135656770
This thread's always filled with furries, it can't get worse.
>>135656635
>tfw no frisky gf
>>135656893
For when I get to it, how exactly should I depict Underfell Mettaton?
>>135656328EUHOURS WHO DA FUCC UP
>>135652158
holy shit, man! I haven't seen you in a while! how ya been?!
(it's me, animator anon)
>>135656964
Thanks.
>>135656989
BDSM fetish TV channel star. Ties themselves up and MSPG just walks past them for the fight.
asriel hugging his mother!
>>135657153
>>135656989
Wants to kill protag as violently possible for the views
>>135657153
Asriel hugging his dad!
>>135656947
It's a rough life tbqh
>>135657153
Will never happen again.
>>135654672
IS this going to be one of those "medical kink" fetish AUs?
>>135656521
How is it possible to be even more autistic than the thing you're trying to make fun of?
>tfw no fic of asriel beingbrutally eaten and digested alive with realistic scat
>>135656947
>gf
>that bulge
>Mejick notable for shota
you might be off target with that pic there
>>135657153
Why does that Asriel have huge dent in his head
>>135656947
>gf
>mejic
>visible bulge
>>135657521
>want to make cool story about modern monster war with guns and shit
>it will no doubt be ignored by everyone and called massive /k/ autism
I wish I could write porn so you guy would like me.
>>135657521
>Not wanting Shitty the Shit
>>135657635
>>135657537i did not notice that. nor do i care
requesting an image of someone force feeding flowey penis shaped vanilla ice cream
>>135657718
Just don't be super obnoxious about it
>>135657521
no really, he'd be the perfect prey
can you imagine how hot it'd be having him stew in a stomach, slowly being broken down in extreme agony as he begs and crys for his life before succumbing hopelessly to hist fate?
it would be the peak of goat bully.
>>135657769futa is top tier too
>>135657867
>>135657870if your a faggot
>>135657867
>>135657861
It would probably be some SCP mobile task force reestablishing containment of the monsters, and the barrier is revealed to just be a weird part of the mountain.
You guys are fucking disgusting.
>>135657521
Alright, here you go. Hope this shuts you up
http://pastebin.com/JSqpT5aX
>>135658037
good thing i am
>>135658104
it's just someone who wants to spend their friday night ironically shitposting about fetishes
>>135657243
>>135657153
>>135657208
Complete family hugging TOGETHER!
>>135653014
>greentexts his own action
>following line is greentext of my action
>blames me for misinterpreting that
Yeah... no, you're a fan of the character; Asrielfags don't behave shamefully like you. They don't say "Here's your last (You), you inbred". They're not so blatantly against treating every person here with kindness.
Don't project whatever nigger shit you catch irl on me. I had to actually teach myself to love people, and you sound like you dropped out of hard knocks high.
But hey... you won't talk to me anymore? Promise Anon?
Because if you think I need attention that bad, how do you not feel like an "illiterate mongoloid", every time you supply a (You)?
Seriously, why the fuck should I be ashamed that I want attention?
I'm not even asking (you) I'm asking y'all.
Where the in the fucking world is getting something your brain rewards you for getting, provoking interaction from other people, morally negative?
I'm a wretched autist with a nametag on an anonymous image board.
It isn't (You) or y'all pointing this out that's surprising to me.
It's how much you need to tell me I'm a bad person for my post style.
Like that's the really the way to be.
I bet (You)'re still nice to the people you need things from.
Shit, I very evidently need attention, and in turn, I'm still willing to even say I love you.
If you're so different from me I hope you think "smarter" when you think of what I meant by different.
Cuz you might just try to say smart words then. Which would be a typefest for the ages, because you can't even greentext from a consistent perspective.
so says the illiterate mongoloid inbred autist asrielfag
>>135658134
how the fuck does he died after he is digested and shitted out?
unrealistic scat, 0/10
>>135658104
The anon said, ON 4CHAN. FUCKING NORMIE! REEEEEEEE!
>>135658405
>>135658321
>>135658318
these posts back to back
I'll see you guys early monday morning, the weekend blows
>>135658083stop this immediately
>>135658278
new family!
Alright /utg/, once more from yesterday.
Good evening /utg/
I've started a Flowey fanfic, "Papyrus' Brother Is A Smiley Trashbag"!
http://pastebin.com/MgmD0usH
Enjoy! I've got Part 2 ready to go if you all are interested.
>>135658278
ideal family composition!
>>135658565
Better family
>>135658083
Is there more?
>>135658565
>Toriel
7.8/10
>>135658662
I love flowey
>>135658719
Aren't we forgetting someone here...?
>>135658861
What the fuck. Why does this exist?
>>135658861
wtf is this trash
>>135658929
no i remembered to put asriel in
>>135658861
hello!
>>135654453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15N7bHWILuA
>>135654757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mhpmWeHJVp
>>135654915
Bro do I sound like a kid to you?
>>135654976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zkMPHhGyx9
>>135657052
Yo bro. How's it doin?
>>135658929
There wasn't enough room for Sans.
>>135658929
He's taking the photo so he can put it on his desk and remind himself what he works for during a long day at the office.
>>135658929
>responding to someone with such clear shit taste
>>135658839
best family comin through
>>135659009
>>135659112
Do not bully the goatdad.
>>135659101
Ah, ya gave me a chuckle. Nice work.
>>135658861
I saw a video of that a while ago, it was bad.
>>135658929
>Best Jojo
>Worst goat
>>135659227
>>135658839
>>135658565
>>135659261
bully out of love
>>135657823
>>135659112
Good point.
i want to simultaneously yank this goat's ears while giving him a surprise kissu
>>135658864
fine
>>135658861
>model has no face
>can't see his eyes
>>135659594
If Asgore is worst goat, then who's best goat in your opinion?
>>135659680
alright, so can we all agree that this is the most serene patrician family of all time?
chis video is graphic it contains the death of 20 goatfuckers you were warnedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuP6dmYOE0
>>135660096
Toriel
I mean she isn't amazing but there's only 3 of them
>>135660126
I've seen better but whatcha going to do
>>135660126
:+)
>>135660126
post memes
Such ignorance, I should purify you all now but...
youtube.com/watch?v=rCywWxg5DoY
>>135660406
Do not bully the goat fuckers
>>135660126
>tfw this is strangely very similar to how your family was when you were young
>>135659941
pretty
>>135645660
I think it came out a bit too depressing feeling.
>>135660591
whoa
>>135660493
Come on, I'll take you on Dedan!
youtube.com/watch?v=FlG1lDSQ3gI
http://imgur.com/a/bSyuy
I'm glad so many people are realizing how fucking shitty Underswap's become that they're doing their own less Sansfaggy takes on it.
>>135660654
batter a shit
also something I want to cuddle Asgore so this is undertale related
>>135660591
Holy shit thats amazing
>>135660856
Dedan is for befriending not fighting
>>135659941
actually has a face at the start and end
>>135660590Yes!
>>135660373
>>135660154
fucking kek
I found two asrielfags caught on camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9eRcv52x8Y
>>135661491
upvoted my fellow redditor!
>>135661881
ebin
>>135659101
You doing anymore of these? If so,
"Physical fitness, whatever. You're a sucker. You're getting fed this crap about how you're gonna live forever with exercise. Let me tell you, that's bullshit. You're gonna die. Someone will kill you. You'll probably be stabbed with a knife. Sorry, that's just how life is."
>>135661118
>>135660856
Enough out of both of you.
Or shall I come to resolve this general pettiness myself?
Amateurs, barely can even talk, try some sugar for God's sake of you are frankly planning to continue with this bothersome game.
>>135659101
doing great! I've managed to finish a puppet to practice with and I've pretty much relearned the animation program I'll be using!
lookit this lil guy! the actual undertale sans puppet would have the same structure but I'm still workin' around how he'll look.
are you jotting down every vocaroo clip you make? someone asked for your recordings. I made a google drive folder available with some of your audio clips but it only has the ones that I'm gonna animate.
I'm still practicing a few things. mostly trying to figure out how I can make the puppet move more efficiently.
how have you been?
Oh no! You were severely wounded and are now bleeding out on the street! The only person nearby is your favourite Undertale, what happens?
why did the fish get called a Muslim when asrielfags want to fuck goats and children
I want a picture of the Batter going up against Omega Flowey or Asriel Dreemur.
>>135662440
She'll give me the best medical service spiders can extort, but only if I sign a contract agreeing to recompensate her.
>>135662440
>flowey
nigga he probably caused it
>>135662440
I'm diddly darn fucked.
>>135662440
undyne either lifts me up and sprints to the hospital or she thinks its a game and plays along
>>135662480
>>135662440
>Asriel
I imagine he'd have healing magic like his mom
he's really nice too
it might actually be a good excuse to befriend him
>>135662440
i'm probably dead desu, maybe I can convince him to absorb my soul but probaly not
>>135662741
what dose Portugal or civ 5 have to do with undyne?
>>135662440
>Undyne
She'll probably tell me to walk it off.
>>135662440
>Asriel
comfy soul vore incoming
so who is in charge of updating the writebin?
Hey /utg/ do you like puns about pinecones? http://pastebin.com/JKKV3izR
HULK HOGAN SLAMS GAWKER YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
GAWKER LOSES $115 MILLION
I get off work and we're about to cap image limit. Well, better come up with some topics.
Food item in Undertale you'd most like to try? The item you'd least like to try?
I want to impregnate Tsunderplane, making use of the passenger section of her body as a womb to carry our child. She begins to swell and bloat, making it difficult for her to fly properly or travel long distances without needing rest. Her sides softening as she expands, needing to be caressed or rubbed gently to soothe her bloating. Expanding heavily, possibly even carrying a brood within her midsection, needing to eat as much as she can to feed her young making her flying struggles even greater as she gets bigger and bigger, larger and larger, heavier and heavier. So much so, even turning causes her engines to shudder and moan
>>135663219
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>>135662440
>Mettaton
I feel like he'd just watch.
>>135663205
I want to lick his toes!
I love you /utg/
>>135663153
not undertale
>>135663337
And add commentary
>>135663226
Most: Butterscotch pie
Least: Papyrus' spaghetti
Papyrus is my fav, but still....
>>135663479i hate you
>>135663509
uh oh guys the hall monitor's here run
>>135663479
Uh, I care for you, anon.
>>135663479
Good for you.
>>135663226
Most: Cinnamon Bunny. You'd best believe I'm gonna get in on some warm homemade pastries.
Least: Snail Pie. The idea just makes my skin crawl as is.
>>135663228
well we all want to fuck an airplane get over it
>>135663228
WHERE IS THE BATTER WHEN YOU NEED HIM!
>>135663226
most: Asgores tea if that counts, glamburger if not
least: Toriels pie, not because I don't like her but because i'm not a big fan of pie
>>135663226
Most likely: Cinnamon bunny
Least likely: Papyrus' spaghetti
>>135663226
Most: The Hush Puppie.
Least: Sea Tea
>>135663665
That's a detention! No little treats for you, anon!
>>135663228
Please stop slandering Tsunderplane with your horrible fetishes.
>>135663219
Bit late pal
>>135656328
>>135663226
Most: Starfait
Least: Snail Pie
I want to rub Asriel's tiny paws!
>sparing Toriel for the first time
I have a broken heart now
>>135663226
most: butterscotch pie
least: dog salad
>>135663226
Want: B'scotch pie
Do not want: Nicecream (not really a big fan of popsicles)
>>135663226
Most: steak in the face of Mettaton's face
Least: Dog salad
>>135663226
Most: Hot Cat
Least: Glamburger
>>135663978
I sort of hope overwatch is ok.
lose the trip, though
>>135663978
Nice trip.
>>135663978
What do you mean?
>>135662440
>Papyrus
I'll probably eventually get saved in time, but not before going through a ton of hassle and getting several new hits in the process.
I wish I could cuddle with Papyrus.
>>135662440
>Sans
I'll literally die of laughter
>>135664004
Even if they pay you compliments?
>>135664342
Don't we all?
>>135663226
Most: Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie
Least: Dog Salad
what would be your favorite characters reaction to having sex
>>135663205
>yellow green slippers
disgusting. it's already canon that they're pink
>>135664357
Compliments don't stop the hunger.
>>135664161
hah same
fucking blizzard let me play the beta weekend last year and I've been obsessing about the game ever since
>>135664162
thanks?
>>135664202
idk, just seeing her insisting on fighting when I clearly didn't want to
then she saying she also didn't want to fight, all the motherly feelings, and the hug at the end
I felt bad for wanting to leave ruins
>>135662440
Toriel has healing magic so.. Cast close wounds on me familia and let's call it a day
>>135664406
they probably still haven't come to terms with being alive again and having someone to love themno it's not asriel
>>135663228
I've read a lot of transformers fanfics like this
>>135664639
Lose the tripcode.
I-I want to squeeze and rub edgegoat's footpaws!
>>135664639
the main part of my post was lose the trip
>>135664827
get in line asshole
>>135664790
Don't worry, I'll leave the thread soon
>>135664342
I want toserenadehim andhold his hand.
>>135664639
Ah, okay, I gotcha. This your first run or second?I always seem to fuck up that store front captcha
>>135664827
I don't.
>>135664827
I want to aggressively yank on his ears.
>>135664406
>undyne
she would think it was a wrestling game and go along with it.
>>135664905
second
did the neutral run couple of months ago
really enjoyed it
I physically can't listen to my favorite song from the ost anymore (the self-titled one) because it makes me too emotional and brings back all the stuff I felt during that scene
that was some powerful stuff
asriel fags are pedos
1. asriel is a child and it doesn't matter if there in a game or not your still faping to CP.
2. hyper death asriel is still a kid inside don't think your off the bat just because he looks like an adult.
>>135665425
>implying i want to fuck asriel
i just want tohughim andkisshim andboophissnoot
>>135665273
On my first play through I spared all the main cast, but killed a lot of the 'trash mob'. Undertale made me feel like a special kind of garbage at the end of my first playthrough.
>>135665425
>Lived literally thousands of collective years through Flowey timeline fuckery
>still a kid inside
FUCK THE LIZARD
http://pastebin.com/H70ui8AZ
FUCK the Fish
http://pastebin.com/W6uAQbyt
>>135663219
>BY FLORIDA LAW THEY STILL HAVE TO DEPOSIT THE 115 MIL IF THEY WANT TO APPEAL
LMAO
BLUH
Gonna post this since they're technically finished (for now) and I'm starting on the alternate ending. For those who missed any of the shorts I wrote that took place around chapter two of AYEM they're all here. 18 in all.
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/139884321580/a-year-every-minute-shorts-list
>>135666263
>Florida finally does some good
>>135665632
>What is hormone induced mental maturing
Nothing but lurkers on, it seems.
>>135666412It tingles.,,, making my mouth numb!
BEST SONG IN UNDERTALE
COMING THROUGHIt's not what you think it is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSrrniGr-ac
>>135666942
Fuck you.
>>135665632
>its okay if they look and act like a child!
>They are really thousands of years old!
>>135646056you know Crybleat's drawn shota goat lewds, right?
>>135667098
>edgegote
>looks and acts like a child
Just accept that you can't use both arguments at the same time
>>135667098
the "actually 1000 years old" argument is as old as the first hentai anime, you're not going to make any ground here even if you are right.
>>135667095You fell for it, didn't you? :^)It's a good parody, regardless
>>135666942
I actually did think it was going to be that
>>135667147
yeah, nobody cares
>>135667241
edgegoat does act like a child you dumb pedo fuck
>>135667147Are you the guy always trying to give crybleat shit over that?
>you will never be murdered by your favorite undertale
>>135667246
When did that actually become a maymay? First time I heard jokes it was about Etna, though it's unfair how only the 1000 year old loli gets attention and the 1000 year old shota demon is overlooked.
>>135668076
It pleases me to know that. I knew they had my back.
>>135667771
No.
In fact I just found about it yesterday.
I just wanted to tell anon since he said Crybleat was 'too pure'.sorry if i came off as rude
>you will never pretend to be another anon's favorite undertale andslowly corrupt them
>you will never be the last living thing in the underground, made an unholy immortal daemon from the consumption of monster souls, forever laughing amidst the ashen stone halls until some foolish traveler makes their way there, wondering what had come to pass there to leave such empty ruins, only to discover you
>>135668076
I want mine to murder me under the assumption that I did something to deserve it. Then, just as I'm breathing my last, they discover it isn't so and they're wracked with grief.
requests.
>>135668286
>this anon will mindbreak me while pretending to be Sans
why live
>>135668447flowey
>your favorite will never make you emotionally and physically dependent on them
>>135668447
FLOWEY
>>135663153Last night when I was walking through the woods I found a pinecone, no bigger than my clenched fist. It was an ordinary pinecone in every way, completely symmetrical save for a slightly bent stem. The only strange thing about it was where I found it, the forest was mostly oak, with not a pine tree to be seen for miles around. I put it in my pocket and continued walking, quickly forgetting about it.
Moving out of the forest onto a clearing on a hill, I laid down to watch the stars as I usually do every second Wendnesday night of a new month. I gaysed into the shimmering heavens, basking in the awe and might of it when all of a suddenly a bright shooting star streaked across my view wisping in and out of existence in a little more than a blink of an eye.
I knew this was a sign, the Great Big Bill Cipher in the sky was telling me to make a tribute to Pinecesters by showing me the shooting star after making me look for the pine tree. I happily obliged, I took the pinecone I found earlier, drenched it in my spittle, and eased it into my warm butt, stem first. I knew pulling it out would make it catch on the sides, but the pain gave way to the pleasure, which gave way to a thick wave of excrement I had been saving. The gobbley gook slowly dribbled out of me and I laid in breathless euphoria and pondered the necessity if Interstellartary travel. After it was finished draining I donned my fedora and made my way back to my mother's basement.
>>135668394
>the black ops death squad thanks you for doing their job before killing you and burning the body
>>135668447
Omega Flowey
>>135668447
asgore
Post yer music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-7pEXGCtnnk
OT: What music genres do you think your favorite Undertales would be into from the surface?
>>135668286
I've already done that, familia
>>135668451
because you need your brain, kid. don't you want to get good grades at skull?
>>135668585
>tfw their souls, taken from their burning husks, fuel you to even greater plateaus of power, so you may bring your light or darkness all 'cross the land
>>135666942
I dont get it
>>135668686
Right now I'm listening to this because I'm rewriting fight scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPSgfQGSyUA&feature=youtu.be
>>135668447
OMEGA FLOWEY KILLING AN ANON
>>135668757
>his last thought before the 7.62 round penetrates his skull
>he wakes up in his bed
>he's still a fat loser
>feels the belly rumblies
>"MUMMY, GET ME TENDIES!" he screeches
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo
>>135668934
>the soldier chuckles to himself as he posts
>only to see the world dissolve in an agony of white
>all that he sees is fire
>all he hears is the screams of his fellow soldiers
>then bliss as his soul is taken inside a maelstrom of souls, his identity lost in the ecstasy of chaos
>>135668726
I don't want good grades, I just want to be your personal fucktoy to be used and abused.
Chara making Toriel feel good for extra gbp!
Chara making Asriel feel good to trade for gbp!
Chara getting angry when she finds out about the hike from 5 to 10 gbp for chocolate!
>>135669091
>The trench coat wearing man snickered as he hit post
>'Enough of this putrid site, time to start my mission' he thought, walking out to the table with several weapons set up
>He began monologuing as he loaded his equipment
>"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass"
>He picked up his knife and attempted to shove it into his holster, however he missed and instead cut the femoral artery in his leg
>Falling over, the edgelord bled out in a matter of minutes
>The police later ruled the case as suicide with no evidence of foul play
>>135668976
That was amazing
>>135668394
>>135668757
>>135669091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hwfr3zwv1Y
>>135669091
>tfw your soul will never be absorbed
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhSVwcRcMIk
>>135669341
>the obese armchair policeman posted, his jowels undulating as he chuckes to himself
>"bout time those 12 year olds went back to school"
>he goes to eat another of the complimentary donuts
>the chair underneath him lets out a loud crack, the legs splintering and dropping him through the seat, his legs caught on the frame
>in this position all the air is driven from his lungs by the pressure of his massive gut
>the seat of his pants splits in a gunshot sound as he struggles, his face beet-red
>the other officers tell his family it was due to the rise of gang violence
>>135668686
currently listening to this and ocasionally crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1g_RRXEwpo
>>135669751
The Bends is a really good album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk This one is my favorite
>>135669341
kek
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4&ab_channel=BlueOysterWizard
>>135669871
Wow doogle, i never knew you hadgreat taste
>>135669705
utg, never change
>>135669705
>Elliot submitted his post and did his fake "supervillain" chuckle he had practiced for weeks.
>At this point he put his phone away, got out of the car and began walking up to the sorority house, gun tight in his pocket
>There was a party here, full of the disgusting normies who had refused to give him sex
>He viciously knocked on the door. For several minutes there was no response
>Suddenly a large black man towering over him answered the door
>"Yo, what up? You invited?" the black man got a puzzled look on his face. He didn't recognize this manlet from the football team
>"U-uh..." Elliot stuttered as he was faced with the sight of this gargantuan dindu. "S-sorry, wrong d-dorm, I'll just leave..." He began speedwalking away, sweat dripping from his forehead
>Getting inside his BMW, he fumed and slammed his hands on the dashboard. How could he be so weak!
>Unable to continue, he pulled the gun from it's holster and quickly shot himself
>At last, Elliot had been laid, into a coffin
>>135670010
Well, I try to do that sometimesSpeaking of taste, that new Flatbush Zombies album is pretty good
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4Ye8W6A9TY
i think everyone will relate to it:^)
>>135668510
that's already happened
>>135670218Who's your favorite?
>>135670272
why
>>135670112
thank you two for this, i'm laughing my ass off over here
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvEu6G-i_0&ab_channel=ScottO%27Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5DLKGY8Bbc&ab_channel=Cypherpolity
Really into a punkish vibe recently
>>135670367
My boyfriend sans
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elGX9rQesrI
I like this song.
Feels really energising.
I cant fucking beat sans
any tips that might help
>inb4 ARE YOU HAVING A BAD TIME
>>135668686
https://youtu.be/YZpflXsTxV0
>>135668510...define physically
>>135670112
>the hipster smiled as he runs his fingers through his receding hairline, already mid-scalp
>he unconsciously strokes the FEEL THE BERN button he's wearing on the front of his kashmir sweater his parents had bough him
>he submits the post using his iphone, also bought by his parents
>he checks facebook, making another post about how he'd check'd this bigot's privilege online, grinning, his crooked teeth gleaming like off-white diamonds, the braces carefully camouflaged beneath a layer of ramen resiude
>his boyfriend, Baree Ju Jabba No Badda enters the room, wearing only a towel, his greasy beard hanging almost to his navel
>"What you doin in here, bitch?"
>"Oh, hi Baree."
>the immigrant smiles down the length of his torso, the olive skin slick with oil, although just bathed
>without waiting for instruction, the young hipster presses his face into the arabian groin, snorting deep the musk of islam
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY
I wonder if there's a Sans version of this somewhere out there.
>>135670583
Use the burnt pan, bring sea tea and use it during the 'break' in the fight.
Stock up on legendary heroes, snowman pieces, have the instant noodles and the butterscotch pie.
>>135670637
lmao what the fuck is goin on right now?
>>135670583git gudJust keep trying, and if you haven't go get the noodles from Alphys' fridge.
>>135665425
Beside the fact that hyper death asriel had already become a practically countless age having travelled backward in time so often, believe or not, some of us just don't want to put our dick in an anthropomorphic goat, buddy.
>>135670583
You can't defeat sans, he's unbeatable.
>>135670807
I don't know but it's hilarious
>>135670637
So genderbent Undyne and Alphys?
>>135668686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ShwvRYAbcw
>>135670637
>The chubby beta reclined in his chair, ignoring the sounds of the mattress creaking behind him
>"Uhhh, Jamal, harder!" he heard his wife cry, followed by a "Shut the fuck up, bitch!" from the bull which inhabited his house
>When his wife suggested the idea of an "open marriage", he didn't have the willpower to decline. Plus, he thought, it was a win-win. He gets to fuck all the girls he wanted!
>He soon learned this was nothing more than a pipe dream. His wife married him for the monthly checks his retired parents (a lawyer and a chemical engineer, who tried to put on a happy face for the beta's position as senior printer inspector at Staples) sent through the mail. However, Packing a 4 incher, with about 1 inch consistently covered up by his McDonalds induced fat folds, he could never please her
>Instead, every week the beta's wife brought multiple "friends" to her house to culturally enrich her
>A single tear dropped from the beta's face onto his steven universe t-shirt. At 35, it was probably not healthy for him to be watching this show, but he would do anything to escape the pain
>At this point, he began fantasizing a vast and amazing dream. The Day of the Rope had come, and he as the perfect aryan male would hang the non-white menace, and finally earn the true love of his wife, who had merely been brainwashed by the jewish media
>His fantasy was suddenly shattered from the call of his wife.
>"Honey! It's Tyrone's turn. Can you come over and help?"
>"...yes dear." he muttered almost under his breath, before getting up and walking over to the sight of the 3 naked African men
>The muscly Tyrone stood up and began walking towards the beta, a dominant look on his face
>The beta bowed his head and got on his knees and opened his mouth, assuming his position to begin prepping the bull.
If your favorite undertale asked you for some tea, what kind would you give them?
I miss when greentext stories were funny
>>135671646I'm sorry anon I can't go further I'm laughing too hard. This was a stupid and fun way to eat away the posts.
>>135671838
>Papyrus
I'm not sure. Hopefully, he'd be fine with any tea.
>>135671856
hit a bit too close to home?
>>135671838
I've never had tea in my life so i wouldn't know
>>135670367
do i really need to say http://i.imgur.com/BKiqp0n.jpg
>>135672024
What about the Ruins?
>>135671993
how aboutspaghet-tea [/spoiler0
>>135670436
>>135672125
What the...
Who's the real frickanon!?
>>135671838
>Pap
Give him some sweet tea, because he's my sweetie.
>>135672219
The one gay for gote, fuccboi
>>135671838
I would give Asriel mint tea because it is the best tea and he only deserves the best.
>>135672219
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>>135672184
Haha.
I wonder what spaghetti tea would actually taste like.
>tfw no anon to be my goat
Can we PLEASE just get a new thread? Just let this one die.
>>135672557
I want you to die.please
>>135672540
>tfw noflower god
>>135672501
You know that liquid that drains out from poorly made spaghetti when you put it on a plate? Imagine a glass of that.
>>135672734
>tfw no(you)
If you could pick only one character to get a boss battle/a better one, which would it be?
>>135672771
I'm not sure what you mean...
Do you mean the orange-ish spaghetti sauce?
>>135672886
Grillby
He turns your Soul Orange
>>135672886
A full power Papyrus boss fight.
Maybe that would make him more popular so that he'd get more focus in the fandom, rather than Sans stealing the spotlight.
>>135672886
I wish Toriel didn't get shafted like she did. Though, it was kind of inevitable because of her role as the tutorial
>>135672886
Alphys.
Not even a huge lizard fan, but she's the only main character that doesn't have an actual fight and I think battling Mecha Suit Alphys would be cool.
>>135672995
>Can't stop moving, like Pacman
>Soul is literally on fire
>>135672995
>>135673119
I could totally see a Grillby boss as like a postgame ultrahard boss
>>135673053
But the Steam card shows him being too lazy to show up for the spotlight.
NEW & IMPROVED
>>135673421
>>135673421
>>135673421
>>135673421
>>135673372
Somehow, the spotlight ends up falling on him anyway.
>>135672917
Yup.
>>135673473
this thread will not make it to 750
>>135667385
>>135668794
It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA
>>135669698
aaaaaaaaaaaaaye
>>135668686
https://soundcloud.com/eesasoda/rane-1
Not to be that guy, but it is in fact what I've been listening to as I make and upload it, and to be honest, it's pretty hard to type and shrug at the same time.
OT: Asriel would hear grunge, after listening to too much grateful dead for a single digit number of timelines, and be totally enamoured by it.
And with lyrically relevant reason, he might think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0K0mmm6R4
um... Undyne might dig the shit out of Protest The Hero, honestly, cuz like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWig9FwqWpk