/utg/ - Undertale General

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Shit tier OP

It's time to kill the IRC once and for all.

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>that op

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jesus christ that op

you have managed to be a bigger failure than the lizard

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I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

>>135618631
Great job. The only thing that has a chance of becoming as cancerous as this fandom and you managed to bring it in here.

>>135618949
Hello, uncle gotefucker

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>>135618631
i hate this op but do love this goat

>>135618949
Why do you always just want to fuck the goat? Don't you want a more meaningful relationship with him?
Don't you sometimes just want to cuddle or have a nice evening going out?

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>Furry Movie about Zoo's + Undertale = Shit OP

Changing this Thread into a Sexy Puss Puss Thread

>there's a fucking undertale general

for what purpose??

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nth for Omega Flowey

>>135619238
>implying spiders aren't just gateway furry fodder

>>135619273
I genuinely have no idea.

>>135619273
cancer containment

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>>135619238
Spiders DO have puss puss

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>>135618949
I WANT TO HAVE A HEALTHY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GOAT

Hey /utg/ do you like puns about pinecones?
http://pastebin.com/JKKV3izR

>>135619386
You can't have a healthy romantic relationship with a mentally challenged goat kid.

>>135619421
Is that what the IRC is? A secret hide-out for the namefags?

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>>135619338
Hey, at least there better than OP.

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>>135619310

>>135619541
dumb firefucker

>>135619421
For what purpose?

>>135619493
It's not really secret when it's right in the OP

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>>135619493
It's a Chara shitposting conspiracy group, and don't let anyone tell you any different.

I would know. I'm one of them.

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>>135619238

>there are three /utg/ now
You IDIOTS

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>>135618949
I WANT TO SIN WITH THE GOAT'S MOTHER

>>135619541
>threadwarring

kys

>>135619472
Mentally challenged implies retarded, anon. I think the term you're looking for is mental problems.
Nnd there's nothing saying you can't have a healthy relationship and have issues like that. No one is perfect, after all

>>135619541
you IDIOT

>>135619617
Is that how Charafags manage to gang up on the rest of us?

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MUSICAL

>>135619657
something tells me this is soriel

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>>135619630
>abloobloobloo now people will think we're all furries!
>Let's make an OP that'll get deleted!

>>135619805
probably the cuteness of the mom, but don't worry about that. Just enjoy the cute and the sinning

I hope this will the last of us. I hope the mods just come in and ban this fucking general forever, so that we never may return.

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>>135619472
this

goat is for being a good brother and role model as he recovers from his traumatic experience and self-esteem issues.

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>>135619779
Yes. It's all a deliberate effort to drive out fans of every other character. This way, we will inevitably destroy this general, and move on to the next.

>le furfag hate meme

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I want to have romantic relations with this gaster

>>135619779
I once went there, it was pretty horrifying. It was just a bunch of Chara worshiping.

>>135619913
I would if I could see the full pic

>>135619273
It's a game and there's people who want to talk about it.
Or post pictures.

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>>135620125
Greetings, brother.

Hail Chara.

I have a feeling we're all going to get nuked for having 3 threads.

>>135620036
>>135620125
Now it's all clear. Truly Chara is the end of us all and a menace that should have never existed.
And I fell so easily for them too.

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>>135619779
Yes.
As a Charafag, I'll let you in on a secret.
Every single one Charafag is in fact an IRC shitposter and our goal is to destroy /utg/

>>135620252
The furfag one isn't THAT bad

>>135620252
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to /trash/ we go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM-NCBZMZms

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>>135620070
The void is not for that

>>135620382
Can we just do that? We could even post porn there.

>>135620070
The only person he's having a romantic relationship with is the void.

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>>135620396
The void is for love

BECAUSE THERE'S A VOID IN MY HEART
THAT ONLY LOVE CAN FILL

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As much as the other thread has a better OP it seems like everyone moved in here already. Oh well...

Don't forget to do your daily rites!

"VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1928: Love dictates to me as I write and Cupid shows me the way, but may I die if god should wish me to go on without you"

>>135620495
I was going to but then I remembered that Asriel would be a shitty god.

>>135620352
Are you responsible for the Barbossa posting too?

>>135620442
But I don't want to post porn. Or see porn. I want to have a comfy thread anon. You can't have that in /trash/.

>>135620442
I wish, but then everyone would bitch about having to share a board with diaperfurdags and /sug/.

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>>135620495
the roman shitposting is alright but the licorice ice cream and worship are both terrible

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>>135620495
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

>>135620489
>"I have a void in my heart that only a void can fill"

You might want to think on this some more anon.

We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

>>135620582
Yes. All shitposting can be attributed to the IRC.

>>135620634
You can. You don't have to post porn if you don't want to.
But being a NSFW board it doesn't have the perks of allowing you to spoiler.

>>135620639
You get used to it. You ignore them, they ignore you.

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>>135620841
fill that void

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>>135620268
Don't you feel like an idiot?

>>135620848
Fuck, I knew that thing was a mistake.

We need to nuke them.

>>135620693
Honestly that image made me laugh. Reminds me of /a/ a lot.

>>135620763
"V.1.26 (House of Caecilius Iucundus); 4091: Whoever loves, let him flourish. Let him perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice over whoever forbids love."

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Hey, I'm gonna leave this goat here.
Don't Let it take your soul or else it will get horny.

>>135621000
I feel like a fool in love

>>135621039
Indeed. We need to exile them.

>>135621045
You can't fool us.

>>135620145
its not only Soriel, its full on "Sans is the sole obsession of the slutty goat mom and Asgore is a stalker" soriel. Its sort of played for laughs, but you can tell the artist is dead serious. THey have drawn a bunch of detailed comics about it. It's their canon.

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>>135620904
>You can. You don't have to post porn if you don't want to.
But being a NSFW board it doesn't have the perks of allowing you to spoiler.

No really it'd be impossible since we get people like >>135620908 in these threads as well. Can you imagine how horrible it would be in /trash/.

>>135621229
Seriously, can't you just die of a stroke or something? I heard cats can feed on the bodies of their dead owners.

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>>135620908
Pray the MSPG away.

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>>135621151
You love Chara. And Chara loves your devotion to her.

>>135621279
How would it be any different from now?

>>135621137
what if i give them my soul?

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>>135621137
Whoops I turned it into a guy
I don't know if I can fix him, sorry

>>135621280
Don't respond.

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>a skeleton and a goat can't share a joke without having to fall in love forever and fuck.

>>135621229
I don't really understand what kind of pleasure you get from hanging around these threads constantly blabbering about it?

Or could it be you're actually one of the IRC shitposters dedicated to killing the general?

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>>135621469

>>135621407
I just want to serve an insane bitch loli, is that so much to ask for?

>>135621279
Wosh-chan, you are our savior and guiding light.

>>135621226
I don't see how it's a joke. It doesn't parody anything from the actual game, other than Asgore wanting to be with his wife, which really isn't a point of derision.

>>135621410
Any actual lewds get nuked in these threads. Suggestive horror like that earlier pic is allowed to remind us of all the terribleness of the rest of the fandom.

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>>135619238
why are you so mean
I just wanted to try something different.

>>135621446
>I don't know if I can fix him, sorry
that's your goat, not mine.

>>135621469
>implying there aren't any hints towards Soriel
You guys are just delusional by now.

>>135621446
You made him get better! Thanks anon!

>>135621603
What's the appeal?

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>>135621603
No. In fact, I think you could ask for more. I think you could ask for them to cut your chest open and let blood pour softly out and they would happily oblige.

*(You stop to smell the flowers)

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We need more
We need more of it
We need more woshing

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>>135621631
Sometimes there's nothing wrong with keeping things the same.

I still love and accept you, anon.

>>135621617
Why shitpost about it at all?

Did you just wake up one day and realize there was nothing to you, no identity or skills, ANYTHING besides wanting your cat and then you decided to make that into your trademark?

>>135621948
Responding only makes it worse.

>>135621631
You're no better than the folks who turn the skelebros into anthros.

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>>135621834
being a little bitch sub and giving up your entire body for somebody else
>>135621836
being into guro helps too

>>135621631
You're honestly fine, OP. Most of the reactions to the OP is mostly this:
>>135620062

>>135621920
Thank you

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>>135621867
I bet he smells nice

>>135622052
I get the appeal, but I mean there is a much better character for that imo.

>>135621469
what really bothers me is people are more willing to believe Toriel wants to be with a lazy irresponsible child than she ever forgives the savior of her people and literal soul mate

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>>135621920

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>>135621917

WOSH THIS FOUL EXISTENCE FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!

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>>135622023
Every day I miss the old times of woshposting, when the daily woshing was at it's peak.

>>135618834
<Woomy> skull is a disgusting little /pol/ memer who needs to fuck off already
<Woomy> holy shit
<Woomy> he's such a garbage human being
<Woomy> he's constantly memeing about how he wants to nuke india, apparently because he had a bad experience with an indian once when he was young or some shit i dunno
<Woomy> i'm just like dude shut the fuck up kid you're never gonna go to india and kill all the indians, you're not even gonna kill any indians in america, you're not even going to fuckin vote on any legislation that affects india whatsoever
<Woomy> so shut the fuck up already
<Woomy> lets fucking end this guy on the general

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>>135622150
>lazy irresponsible child
>takes care of his autistic brother
>works like fifty jobs
>did the dt experiments
>created flowey
>stopped genocide

>>135622142
True, but Chara is the most likely to be psychotic, which has it's own appeal
and OF for example is just too monstrous yet for me.

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>>135622356
...?

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>>135622052
Oh, don't call yourself a little bitch.

Unless you liked to be called a little bitch. Then, you might be worth abusing verbally as well as physically.

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>>135622236
for me it's mostly just weird, i remember wosh getting posted at least once every thread and now there's just nothing.

we have sunken to max levels of degeneracy. we have failed woshua.

>>135621469
I think it's because when Asgore sees Toriel again, he calls her "Tori," making it seem like a pet name lovers would have for each other, if you were an idiot.
Probably it'd be more like how you might call someone named Samantha "Sam" or something like that.
Then Sans says it too, and all the tumblrinas think they must be SO DEEP IN LOVE

>>135618834
Why do we even need it in the first place?

>>135622381
>second spoiler
Ah, I see. Even as an OFag I can understand why that would be a little too...out there.

>>135622356
Haha, little bitches.

Everybody wants to nuke India, just because it would be funny.

>>135622483
the same way how Toriels promise is the ONLY thing that keeps Sans from killing the human show how madly in love he is with some random voice

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>>135622463
Maybe his chemicals weren't strong enough and he went to get some industrial-strength cleaner!

>>135622443
I'm not worth of anything

>>135622657
I know its grasping at straws, but I like to think that promises are magically binding to monsters, and some real bad shit would have happened to sans if he broke it
not everyone has to be oh so honorabu to never break a promise unless they were literally about to die

>>135622483
but wouldn't that be super fucking rude? Like what if I called my girlfriend huggy bear or something, then I broke up with her, and some random goober called her that after he heard me say it. THAT is creepy stalker territory

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>>135622381
>>135622573
I agree with this sentiment. OF presents a surreal depiction of a childish mind, while Chara presents a childish depiction of a demented mind.

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>>135622463
These things come and go.

I would love to woshpost in every thread but I have only around 100 different Wosh images and I need to go to sleep too.

>>135622872
That's making the assumption that tumblr doesn't hate Asgore's guts
they probably didn't think about it that way, but I doubt they'd stop if they did

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>>135622710
or maybe he went to burn his eyeballs after coming here.

>>135623016
bless you

>>135622857
I wonder if Sans ever killed or caught a human before?

>>135622857
that's fucking stupid m8, and out of all the things monsters are obligated to do, the most superificial thing gets labeled as a promise. So from this we infer

>Toriel never promised to be with Asgore forever
>Sans never promised to protect his brother
>Alphys never promised to be honest with the families
>Mettaton never promised to be with blooky forever

I can go on. Sure, in the game we never hear them specifically say "I promise" but to think that these characters never took those things as seriously as Sans taking some random voice is fucking stupid.

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>>135622738
Everyone's worth something. Even if it's just your organs, that can be sold on the black market. Or your heart, which can be broken to pieces with words, for the enjoyment of Chara.

You're not worthless.

>>135622891
Well, Chara really doesn't present much personality at all so I can't really get into them like that not to mention they're a dead little kid.

>>135622919
>that image
fucking kek

i didn't even know 100 wosh images existed. content for wosh has been slow even when at his peak popularity

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>>135623024
Woshua never turns away from a filthy mess!

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>>135623146
you got me there, anon. didn't think on it that much really

>>135622483
I feel like Sans is too lazy to say her name fully, but he cares about Papyrus a lot so he says his full name and not 'Papy'.

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>>135623294
Most of it is simple, like this

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>>135622483

They permamad.

>>135623419
the promise isn't important. that's the point

>>135623231
Oh please, I want my heart to be stepped on and to feel betrayed and useless
I like that stinging feeling in your chest that you get

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>>135622236
I found a new woshua recently.

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>>135623356
a true hero indeed. i must learn to have faith in the wosh

>>135623535
i think the simplest wosh images are also the funniest though. it just really suits him for some reason

>>135623024
Woshua would never abandon us anon. It's just not in his nature to leave a mess.

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>>135623801
then why am i still so filthy?

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Cute Charas!

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>>135623667
It is a treasured feeling. But one that only comes when you truly, really believe that you're a soulless sack of shit. Most people wouldn't stoop so low to pursue this feeling.

But you will, knowing Chara will give it to you, won't you?

>>135623904
Woshua won't abandon you anon but he can't do it all by himself. We need to believe in him. Send him your energy!

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We all know why this thread needs to be woshed.

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>>135623980
i will try my best

>>135623728
A woshed image is a good image

>>135624097
oh god is this serious?

>>135623975
I will, yes l will

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>>135624346
Here's the full post.

>>135624429
That's the same as the other screenshot.

Does anyone remember that one Toriel ask blog someone posted? Someone asked "How are things with you and Asgore?" and the response was

>He's like a second father to Frisk and we are good friends. I would even say we are closer than ever before.
>Toriel and Asgore
>closer as friends than as a married couple
>Sans
>a dad

How the fuck do you go about running an ask blog and not know a single fucking thing about the character? Is there ANY Toriel askblog that isn't just Sans shipping? I thought the majoirty of Soriel shitters were Sansfags, I didnt know momfags were this depraved.

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>>135624429

>>135624097
>>135624429
Oh, I didn't realize that other screencap had the full post in it already. Fug me

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>>135623535
Here's another for the road.

>>135624823
It wasn't even implied that Sans was a father, you autist. What the fuck are you even mad about?

>>135624823
hello crocodile

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>>135625313
appropriate as all hell too

>>135625484
Cue the "my stuff is shit but here you go check it out also see my collab with doogs" post

>>135625313
that looks more disturbing then most lewds posted here

>>135625458
The rest of the blog was Soriel as far as I remember, thats why Im askin. I dont remember the name

>>135624823
well, there is one called toriel after hours
its mostly lewd, but there were a few asks and responses about her age and what she does on the surface. hasn't posted in about a month though

>>135625592
Don't be fucking lewd, anon.

Woshua is nothing but pure.

>>135625484
I literally just got into thread and yours is the first post I saw.

>>135625580
I haven't collabed with Doog outside that one fic.
Do you really think my stuff is shit?

>>135625484
That obvious, huh? Sorry, I just woke up.
>>135625580
Another anon's trash is another anon's treasure. https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrocodileTears

Anyways, last night I had a thought. The TorGor shippers in its whole character is not warlike, but rather soldierly, that is, while they do not want war, they are not frightened by the thoughts of it.

improve on your sans skills here
http://joezeng.github.io/endless-sans/
press e to get past the dialog

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we must kek

>>135625940
I don't even talk like that

>>135626023
kek

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>>135625885
>>135625940
I don't understand

>>135626138
I don't post with a name unless I'm posting a new fic.

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Good evening, /utg/! How's everyone doing tonight?

>>135626138
There's some anon trying to discredit me. I always put my name on when I'm "called out" so that people can filter me if they don't like my posting. Just don't pay any attention to him.

>>135626228
>choco jelly
is that like...chocolate with jelly beans in it? how is it?

>>135625885
>>135625940
I only have one bullet to kill the imposter! HOW DO I KNOW WHICH CROC IS THE REAL CROC!?

>>135626340
Kill the one named Croc in hopes that it's the real one.

>>135626228
hungry now because of you

>>135626340
All crocodile tears are false.

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>>135623980
>>135624180

SPIRIT WOSH!

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>>135626652

>>135626775
I feel cleaner already.

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>>135626340
>>135626387
Heh, I'd be fine with that. Sorry for shitting up the general. I'll get back to writing more /ss/.

Don't let any Soriel get posted while I'm gone, alright anons? Soriel does not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.

https://twitter.com/bossmonsterbani/status/710850789087047680

>>135626853
What does this mean?

Also we are only 33 people and have managed 194 posts

>>135626997
God , how does one download gifs from twitter?

>>135626997
Can anybody extract the gif? It looks awesome

>>135627218
How do you even VIEW gifs on Twitter, from Android phones?

>>135627056
Because you don't know how /vg/ works

>>135626903
Hey, don't say something like that. You're loved, ok? Don't have a deathwish.

>>135627056
/utg/ is FUCKING DEAD

>>135627297
It acts like a video

>>135627428
That's not me.

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>>135626775
THE TIME HAS COME BROTHERS!!!

Name fags were a mistake. Now its just another vector for faggots to try and get (you)s.

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>>135627510
LET'S WOSH

>>135627218
>>135627295
I downloading it but it muddled the quality a lot, and it's file is too big to upload it here, and for some reason imgur keeps erroring it, so I just posted the link instead. She'll upload them to tumblr soon and it will be way better quality.

>>135627694
(You)

/utg/, you've been forced to go on a date with your most hated Undertale. What are your plans and how does it go?

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>>135626997
>>135627218
>>135627295
done

>>135627796
>Undyne
I mean, I don't hate her, I just don't like her
We'd probably get along fine. She'd probably like me since I'm kind of like Alphys

>>135627747
>tumblr
>quality
I think she always gives a link to an external source anyway.

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what would you do with this flower?

>>135627994
Fertilize him with my shit!

>>135627832
Soon we'll have like, a whole movie.

>>135627796
I am never sure which ones I hate. I kind of like all of them. But I find Toriel a bit boring, she would be alright to go on a date with though.

>>135627832
I wish I knew webm magic

>>135627986
Doesn't she upload them to imgur? Or is that some anon here that does that?

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>>135627994
This.

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>>135627705
>>135627510
I know how to deal with Woshua's.

The legend himself

>>135628141
>I wish I knew webm magic
I just went into the source, downloaded an mp4, and went to an online converter to convert it to webm

>>135627796
>So...do you like anime?

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>we have less people for more posts compared to earlier in the day

what the fuck, america?

>>135627994
kiss him

>>135628265
Yeah I googled that mp4 to webm and found a site to do it, but I'm just being dumb and not applying myself.
I like to have stuff as a gif instead of a webm for some reason.

Could a village full of humans, lets say about 200, defeat a monster with one human's soul?

>>135628427
>America

It's the middle of the fucking day, anon. Most of us are supposed to be at work, and the rest of us are either shitposting in class, or a NEET.

>>135628571
Canonically speaking, they did.

Do you not remember how Asriel died?

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>>135627994

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>>135628571
Thesw discussions literally go nowhere, ffs stop bringing them up.

Everything relating to soul power is left vague in the game so theres no math to be made when you dont have any figures to work with.

>>135628646

>not posting while at work

americans for you

i post goats and read lewds whilst operating lab equipment

git gud

>>135628571
Probably, yes. A child could defeat, under special circumstances, a monster with 6 and more human souls.

>>135621745
There are as many hints for Soriel as there are for Fishbones.

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>>135627994
I'd give him souls and go on a genocide crusade with him.

>When your disciple is doing a better job than you.
where the fuck is my copy of Pokken, Amazon.

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>be me when i was 6 years old
>pet cactus because it's look cute
>fast forward to the present day
>i'm a flowey/omega flowey fag

was it fate, /utg/?

>>135628571
>>135628782
That was because Asriel didn't want to. He says himself that they had the power to wipe out the village, but they didn't. The whole point was that Chara could and would, but Asriel stopped them

>my true home is /tcdg/ and I should be there fighting off the shit posters from /v/
>its just so nice and cozy here and there's tons of fan content

I don't want to let go!

>>135629090
>petting a cactus
I never did that and I'm one.

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>15 minutes into child-murdering and he gives you this look

>>135629090
I used to live in the desert and I loved rubbing the bare part of a cactus (ie. between the spikes, it's very smooth).

Not an OFfag though, but I understand the appeal to petting a cactus.

>>135629090
No, you are just weird and into tsunderes.

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>>135626228
I tried Milka bars for the first time because of you, which is a big deal since I'm in the US. Found it in a market around a russian neighborhood. The selection was limited, but what ones would you suggest i look for next time. i tried chips ahoy and daim

>captcha: select candy
ooh

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post wallpaper

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>>135629179
We'll have you for as long as you want. Enjoy your stay

>>135629174
It bothers me that monsters that get a soul can apparently just wipe out humans with a gesture but seven souls can't kill Frisk because MUH DETERMINATION.

Surley if he was fighting all those humans, their combined blows and ability to dodge his attacks like we can ingame, they would have a fighting chance. How they hell would Asriel know he could kill them all, he might have thought he might, but humans are still powerful and there's a ton of them.

>>135629140
Alphys needs to be stopped.

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>>135622365
>Stopped genocide

>>135629268
source now

>>135629268
where's the chill

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>>135629290

>>135629434
https://soundcloud.com/botanicsage/assgore

I only found thumbnail art here, I don't know where it came from, I am sorry Anon.

>>135629402
The SIX (6) souls didn't kill Frisk because they didn't want to. They turned against Flowey and weakened his defenses.

>>135629479
>not having chillsex with the gotedad

Captcha: select tea

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>>135629290
http://caribun.tumblr.com/post/132504220519/undertale-x-matryoshka-full-chara-and

>>135629402
Honestly the only answer I have for that is that Frisk is the protagonist. Sometimes you just have to admit that Toby didn't plan for everything

>>135629285
I didn't know that Milka is so rare over there.

>>135629665
>not having intense sex with undyne instead

>>135629630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIFIg9oJGJQ

>>135629630
IRC, pls

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>>135629179
the /v/ menace will fade with time

you must needs enjoy goat while the april content update is en route

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>>135629865

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sans

>>135629791
I've never seen it in regular supermarkets or convenience stores where i live, maybe it's not rare in the USA as a whole but i only found it by chance last week

>>135629669
>conphotos

>>135626997
>>135627832

This is fucking amazing work!

UT anime when?

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>>135629948
>trying to scary me away with a shit meme

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>>135630054
I went to a con once, found some really cool cosplays
sorry its sideways i couldnt be bothered

>>135629974
bada

>>135630132
Maybe one day, anon.

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>>135629865
Undyne fucking the lizard to death!

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>that OP

fuckin A

Thank you for the anon who posted this, it's amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8J4pTNZFjc

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>>135630371
Yeah, we know

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>>135628160
Even as a Floweyfag that's pretty hilarious.

>>135627796
Chara? Oh well you know a lovely home evening with food and lots of chocolate and all the sharp objects of the house locked away somewhere. She'd hate me and I'd hate her. It'd be great.

>>135627994

What greasy fast food restaurant should I have breakfast at 1:30 pm at /utg/?

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is there anything superior to forbidden interspecies romance?

>>135630552
A&W

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>>135630341
undyne hating humanity!

>>135624823
>Going to tumblr
>Looking for a ask blog focused in toriel
That was your mistake, if you go to tumblr and worst looking for a askblog there will be a ton of those with a hint of soriel, because these people didnt even play the game in the first place. I'm a torifag and i hate that ship i don't know why people like it maybe because sans its the most popular character.

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>>135630178
These are no scare tactics.

>>135628817
I hope you get found out and feel bad about yourself.

>>135627796
If I'm being forced to go on a date with Chara, I'm not going to be the one digging up the body.

WHERE CAN I GET A GIRLFRIEND LIKE TORIEL?????


PLEASE RESPOND

>>135630605
That's on the other side of town and even I have standards better than that place.

>>135629942
>april content update
Am I being memed or is this a thing?

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>>135630574
A proper human romance between a boy and a girl.

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>>135630574
Flowey > Asriel.
Can't even kiss right with the stupid snoot, but Flowey's face can transform into ANY hole you want it to be.

>>135630806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_qUtFkdPEk

also getting a content patch next week but no clues as to what is in it

incursions are being added in april

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>>135630738
>He didn't get his free monster partner with the game

Call tech support nigger.

>>135630806
No you're just misinterpreting it. There's an update coming in April for a different game and he mentioned it here.

>>135630889
He thinks its an update to undertale.

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>>135630574
If there is I don't know about it yet

>>135630738
Mommy complex?

>>135630940
goddamnit im dumb

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>>135630884
still interspecies, still counts

>>135630857
but they're both girls

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>>135630678
>trying to scare fishposters away when they've done nothing wrong
what are mad because were the last straight people in utg?

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>>135630574
Performing your rites to become closer.

>>135631026
That's ok, I bet you're still figuring out how to fight the Rioters.

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>>135630574
No.

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sans

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Marrying the goat!

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>>135631085
>but they're both girls
toby is my uncle he told me frisk and chara have both parts.

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>>135631085
>both
No, one is a boy one is a girl

>>135631212
i'm only DZ rank 31 im a baby

>>135631381
could be dickgirl/cuntboy

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>>135631359
We meet again

Living a nice comfy domestic life with the goat!

>>135631359
Oh god what have you done
The worst part is WHO is actually in that photo

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>>135631359
I love it when thumbnails get swapped

>>135631359
Holy thumbnail, Batman!

>>135631359
Hah!

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>>135631328
Gaster.

>>135631409
lvl 99 here boy.

Nah just kidding, but seriously its hard to get these DZ ranks. 5 away from 50 and its taking days.

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>shipping confirmation from Fangamer
FFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH

>>135631506
I like to imagine that some other thread got a surprise visit by the goat.

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>>135631474

Having a relaxed Friday drink in the pub with the goat!

Gazing longingly at him when he isn't looking!

Building up the courage to tell him how you feel!

>>135631506
>>135631517
>>135631525

The best thing is the potential for asriel to have now replaced whatever image that thumbnail was from.

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>>135631532
Gaster!

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>>135631532
Papyrus too!

Is it bad that I have like 800 images of the gote but whenever I see a new one I instantly know if I already have it or not? I don't even browse them that often.

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>>135631593
THE MANG0
THE GOAT

USA USA USA

ASRIEL CONFIRMED FALCO MAIN.

>>135631465
That is acceptable, as long as it's straight and Christian.

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>>135631703
Gaster?

>>135631849
>>135631695

goddamn it.

Why am I so bad at this.

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>>135631919
Gaster...

I hope dworven comes back tonight
I have a mighty need