/mgg/ - Metal Gear General & Kojima General

ocelaz

HUEY HUEY HUEY HUEY

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LMAO
i accidentally left the "embed"s

sorry :c

why are we still here?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1aUsXL6cc

Reminder to subscribe to Stef's channel

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>>135575808
dont worry bout it OP

>>135575820
We are here forever

>>135575808
>>135575961
>blank-posting

>>135575880
LOOK AT ME!

MY LIFE IS SO IMPORTANT

I CAN DO THINGS AFTER MGSV!!

>>135576006
Love this meme.

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>>135576029
David go away

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>>135575783

>>135576205
...nipples do not look that way

>>135576205
He's a big guy.

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>>135576205
THANK YOU!!!!

>>135576254
He works for the mercenary
The Mosquito man

>>135575783
>>135576205
>>135576310
faggots were a mistake

I love Women!

>>135576332
Skullface?

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>>135576332

>>135576240
I know. I don't personally like this gynecomastia fetish but I saved it anyway, I'm so autistic that I love to "collect" drawn gay porn. Besides, it made the other anon happy. That makes me happy.

>>135576503
Everyone here has a MGS gay folder, right?

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>>135576542
No, because I'm not a disgusting homosexual.

I love Huey!

>>135576240
that what makes these ones that little bit better.
like how >>135576310 would sometimes trigger soo many people with Millers nipple ready to lactate

>>135576542
No but I do have a Joost folder

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best paz

>>135576592
>instead i masturbate at women from videogames
nice

>not a single post yet actually discussing the game

>>135576029
Why she ends up involved with MGSV?

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>>135576592

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Reminder that this man is the one true hero of the series and your friend. He fights for freedom and what is right.

>>135576735
>i masturbate at men from videogames so its okay
pathetic, fags get worse every minute

>>135576867
but i'm not the gayposter

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the game is shit

Wheres the singleplayer missions in MGO maps mod? We're so close with infinite heaven

>>135576943
Then don't fucking reply to me.

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>>135576592

>>135576853
Post Solid's ass.

>>135576853
>man
>forgot who is the true hero.

>>135576983
okay

>>135576969
>We're so close with infinite heaven
No we're not you fucking retard.

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>>135576867
just because we have the folders it doesn't mean we fap to them.

>>135576867
>I'm better than fags because instead of masturbating at fictional men I masturbate at fictional women
pathetic

>>135577116
>man liking man
disgusting
>man liking woman
not disgusting

simple anon

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>>135577009

>>135576867
>>135577116
>I'm better because I masturbate at fictional beings
You seem the same from here.

>>135577231
>man liking woman
not disgusting
>man liking man
not disgusting at all
>man crying at men who like men
fucking hilarious

>>135577401
>man liking man
>not disgusting at all
nice try

What is it about metal gear that appeals so much to the butt-pirate community

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What is your neimu?

>>135577531
gay men like masculine men. it's that simple.

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>>135577531
it was metal gear that started it.

>>135577645
ThunderLightning

>>135577645
ETHAN BRADBERRY

>>135577645
ETHAN BRADBERRY

>>135577838
>>135577859
bravo

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>>135577531
>multiple naked torture scenes
>minimal women
>main feature of series is men groping each other
>Ocelot

Kojima is pretty gay bro

>>135578095
hes not gay.
it was just a rainbow shirt

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>>135577531
No clue.

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>>135577531
the more important question is why do people think its still a strange thing to see on a mgs community

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>>135577009

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>>135578839

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Huey saves the day

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>>135580587

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>>135580753

how do i even sum up this thread

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>>135580879

>>135580987
shitpost central

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>>135581015

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>>135581230

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>>135580987

>>135581019
this place has always been shitpost central.

but this time round... its different

>>135581407
its been an entire thread of gayposting, people questioning gay posting, then cooling down with that guy that looks like huey.
keep in mind its 74 posts in with only 15 posters.
something dont add up right

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>>135581350

>>135581531
>5 posts per person

Don't see what the problem is.

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>>135581593

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>>135581771
H-he is so handsome, I can't keep posting, you win

>>135581660
oh, also forgot to mention that there is yet a single post where someone actually talks about the games

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>>135581978

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>>135582105

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post your sneakers

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Do you guys think Kojima read the 1984 novel before thinking of making MGSV? I can see similarities between the themes of the novel and MGS2's themes.

>>135582494
i cant tell if you are joking or really just a fucking idiot

>>135582494
nah bro

>>135582494
I'm pretty sure he looked it up on Wikipedia.

>>135582736
Well he obviously was inspired by it when making TPP. Ocelot saying the word "doublethink" is a direct reference to 1984, which invented the term to describe a state of cognitive dissonance where the affected suffers no internal conflict about believing in two contradicting things; a result of being brainwashed so hard that your ability to realise contradictions gets fucked.

Also I just remembered the "War is peace" stuff in 1984, so he must have read it before PW as well.

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>>135583337

>>135582440
Reminds me of that rape guy that gets posted in Guts threads.

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/mgg/ is so fucking dead

>>135584226
all thanks to hueyposters

>>135584534
that was me

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>>135584226
Let's liven it up then

"There's no room for angels in our Outer Heaven."

You and tour girlfriend are in a store, Quiet comes up and slaps her ass and says "......". What do you do?

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>>135586039
>no tour girlfriend

>>135586039
"I hate living here, the drug addicted homeless population is really getting bad around these parts"

Konami needs to release another FOB.

>>135586296
No operator qt girlfriend?

has anyone ever tried the free psn trick thing on ps4? i wanna go back on MGO and i see so many youtube vids on how to do it

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>>135586397

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>>135582440
>using the infiltrator

I make builds specifically to counter any strategies you fuccbois use, and hunt you fuckers down with extreme prejudice.
While making sure none of my bros get ballooned.

>>135586737
You have nothing on infiltrators.

>>135586737
cant tell if your saying they are a threat or if your saying that your just really bad

When Quiet is picked as a unique character, who does the other team get?
Snake, Ocelot, or is it random?

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>infiltrators still have the MRS and can still use it with stealth camo

>>135587952
>still complaining about infulshitters

>>135542209
What is this webm?

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>the host has disconnected
>the match will need to restart
literally what was the point of adding host migration if everybody leaves out of frustration when the host leaves during the second round anyway?

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>>135588860
the vulture for the nuclear trailer.
they didnt even try doing a proper job with it.

Kaz a shit

>>135586039
Drop my girlfriend and cuddleQuiet.

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>>135589231

Couldn't they at least cut that scene out with some dignity? Instead they send us there for some bullshit mission task.

>>135591230
they couldn't even give us the justice of a cutscene

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>>135591230
could you just imagine how much of a downgrade that scene would look like if we got to see it
even the scenes that we will never see also got massive downgrades

>>135591418
Blame last gen consoles for the mile long brdiges.

>>135591418
I blame the fact that they had to make this game run on older consoles as well.
If they started developing it on ps4/xbone/pc only we would have gotten a better game, it was really bad timing announcing it when they did

Quiet

>>135592482
is dead

STANDING

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>>135592482
is waiting for cuddles

Venom can't go to hell, he a good boy that didndu nuffin and he deserves to fugg Quiet in the afterlife.

>>135592779
Venom is probably the only one in the series aside from Sunny and EE to make it into heaven

>>135592482
is cuddling Venom

Huey Emmerich

>>135592907
But a bunch of them get to go to Outer Heaven, where God hires them to fight against Lucifer's army.

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>>135593574
was cucked

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>>135593574

Kiether Sutherland

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>>135593574
>>135594180

>>135577097
i had no idea Kaz was a cuntboy

>mfw I can't grow out of MGS2

>>135594540
it hasn't aged well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn7AKFy3h94


nuclear halation op of mgs anime

>>135595169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7tdIGE-dCs

>>135595267
why this is world full of genius people

>>135594540

>yfw you can't say goodbye to yesterday

>>135595073

For some reason I always loved the gameplay and still do.
>Finished every VR mission 3 times

>>135583337
There's also the similarities between Big Boss and Big Brother. Both are hyped up by everyone as some kind of idol, and used as a tool.

Did ocelot and venom fuck?

>>135595751
No, Ocelot would never cheat on the real big boss

>>135595792
So it was Venom and Kaz then.

Who the fuck is Venon's love interest? It has to be Kaz, seeing how Kojima put them so close.

>>135596142

Sounds crazy but perhaps Venom has other problems

>>135595896
definetly

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>I wanted to pilot my chopper to you, if only we shared a common LZ

what did he mean by this

>>135596283
He wanna fugg

>>135596214
Not really after killing Skullface.

>>135596142
kind of, Kaz and BB were an item during PW but in 84 BB and Ocelot reunite and so Kaz has to settle on Venom, Zero's sloppy seconds. but when Kaz is with Venom he's basically looking straight through Venom, constantly pining after the real Big Boss.

>>135596283
>Boss is out on the field but not Fulton anything
>Pequod gets bored and decided to leave the chopper on auto pilot while he sits in the other seats
>he sits on Venoms seat and pretends that he is the Boss
Cute.

>>135596142
It was Quiet. Appearantly Kojima retweeted it or some shit, Kaz probably was, but quiet was just a romantic love-interest as Kaz is probably more than that.

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>>135597238
>Kaz is probably more than that

>>135597705
it's like how Snake and The Boss were. they weren't mother and son, they weren't lovers, they weren't pals, what they had went deeper than all of that normie shit.

>>135597768
This is how I know you're from the hood

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>>135597967
Do we have a problem?

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>>135597967
ay hol up you sayin we wuz big boss n sheit?

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>>135597238
>>135597768

They're brothers in arms, it's a deep bond, like family. Don't have shit to do with romance.

>>135598034
Fuck off with dat fake shit, y'all ain't from the hood Sniggas'

>>135598259
We need a MG version of this

>>135598250
This.
They shared a battlefield together, nothing can break that bond.

>>135598450
Well not just a battlefield, life and death is what they shared, both have been through it together and came out on the other side alive.

>>135598743
Grove St.

They need to release another FOB. I got nothing better to spend my coins on.

Rocket Lethal UAV when

Does that 50% off only count for the first FOB or something? I wanted to buy a third and it costs 1000

>>135599419
Read the fine print, goy.

b-but I recall getting my 1st FOB for free?

>>135599373
Under the UA-DRONE (SMOKE) there is one of those grade 8 [?] boxes with a line from the uav connecting to it.
i dont know what it is but we will be getting something UAV related

>>135599663
That's the sleep gas UAV.

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itt: video games video games that women will never understand

>>135599373
It should shoot motolovs instead of rockets.

If I install mods like "Infinite Heaven" can I get VAC banned? Should I use a cracked version of the game to this? (If there is any)

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>>135599797
You would think that metal gear would be the twilight saga of video games with all its fanservice and fanart.

>>135599805
so long as it shoots instantly upon combat alert it can shoot shits i don care tbqh

My gas pistol finishes developing in 4 minutes. I'm interested in seeing how effective it is for FOBs. It's funny how they made only the grade 7 version not cost millions of resources to use or develop.

>>135599941
infinite heaven affects mgsvtpp.exe, mgo has its own exe so there's no conflict.

>>135600204
Thanks. Then I think I should try some cool mods. Does /mgg/ recommend any?

>>135600442
Infinite Heaven is really all you need. most other mods involve unpacking game files and repacking them and all this other shit, Infinite Heaven just uses the SnakeBite mod manager for painless installation.

The Man Who Sold The World is a nice mod that gets rid of Venom's arm, scars, horn and swaps out the ponytail for the mullet so you can play the real Big Boss and roleplay your heart out. or you can mix and match, just have Big Boss with the bionic arm, or maybe just keep the pontail, etc.

i'm torn because Venom looks awful in the MGS3 costumes and GZ sneaking suit but Big Boss doesn't go with the scarf either. thinking i might try just having Big Boss with Venom's ponytail and see if that fits all the suits.

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>>135600134
Welp, it's a beast. Instant sleep with body shots on full battle dress guards. Rate of fire seems to be exactly 1 shot per second. You can do a top off reload to bring your total mag size to 3. Range is enough to reach someone from the other side of a platform. Uses the tranq pistol reticle.

Only 8 shots, though. You should save it for the last platform.

>>135600705
Is it silent?

>>135599797
I'm a woman and I understand.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02VRrHARaG0

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>>135600623
example

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>>135601060
Can i be ur bf pls ?

>>135601060
trannies aren't real women you don't count

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>>135601060

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Didn't expect that mine there did you
huh
You motherfucker

>>135601034
Infinitely. You also can't customise it, just like the water pistol.

>>135600623
Thanks I think I will stay with Infinite. Hardcore looks interesting but is more a thing of a second playthrough (Which probably I´ll never do)

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>>135601075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lWKQOzPuBw

>>135600204
What about FOBs?

>>135601464
I can tell that guy is a moron from his gear alone.

>>135601523
sounds awfully /soc/ish

>>135601558
You might get thrown in a cheater lobby

>>135601695
>cheater lobby
console fag speaking, care to explain? just like gtaol? steam can do that?

>>135601828

First happened to me in Dark Souls 2, you don't know you're "banned" but you slowly realize it due to the lack of players you meet and how the ones you meet are often cheaters because you got thrown into a hellhole with them

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>>135601523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W2n2Cqv2yA

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>Kojima drones will defend this

Why is Huey the best character in metal gear?

>>135599797
>MGSV
lmao, you had plenty of good options
shaking my head to be honest

>>135602920
women can't understand the feelings of gay men

>>135602975
you can't understand Quiet's feelings because you're not a woman.
men can't understand MGSV too kek

>>135602718
Defend what

>>135602975
>venom
>gay
Pick one

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ITT : cut scenes women will never understand

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>>135602975
>The whole MGSV game is about gay men
>I totally understood MGSV

ITT: women (you) will never understand
nao fuck off with your /v/ faggotory

All female MGS when?

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>>135603094
>No-guns Kojima fags literally don't SEE a problem here...

>>135603683
????????????????????????

>>135603124
how can I pick one when they are both true?

http://strawpoll.me/7113347

What are some good FOB loadouts.

>>135603947
He wanted to fuck Paz and clearly had some connection with Quiet.
I'm not saying he's totally straight but he's not full on homo either.

>>135604001
>Ocelot is the only true gay character in mgs
casuals who only played MGSV will say that

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>Find out you can instantly pop sabotage balloons with the hail
>Immediately feel dirty after using it

>>135604001
Isn't hetero gay?

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>TFW bought the DLC mainly because I'm a Quiet fag
>STILL HAVEN'T PLAYED AS HER

Fuck. Even when I host, nobody ever joins.

>get CQCslamed
>instant knockout
>wake up without my primary weapon
Can someone enlighten me ? Thanks.

>>135605092
>dirty
Why?

>>135604001
Venom's the straightest character in MGS, it's like Kojima got scared of homo or something

>>135576853
Is that John Cazale?
Fun fact: Every film he was in (including one after he died) was nominated for Best Picture.

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Uncle Ocelot telling me all about the wildlife is kinda comdy.... . .

Also I keep on getting 8 at once of the rarest pokémon around

>>135591418
Wait a second, second pic just doesn't have any additional platform built and post processing

>>135603841
I think he's implying it's ridiculous for Snake to shoulder his weapon on his right when his right eye is gone

Which is not wrong. I mean Konami clearly isn't blind to the issue because there's that one promotional shot of Snake where he's clearly aiming down his pistol sights with his left eye.

The Walking Dead, which is notorious for lacking any sort of weapons consulting on set, has a character that aims down his AUG's sight literally with his eyepatch

>>135609648
Muscle memory
Training it all over again left handed would probably be harder than just aiming as if you did it for the right eye but actually aiming with the left one, in case he needs to aim at all.
I doubt BB needs to actively aim with a handgun in relatively close range for example, he knows where to shoot before even pulling out his gun, as long as he knows where the guy is he can hit him anywhere with both eyes covered.

Hot Coldman

Top Kekman

Piss Shitman

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>Deploying costs 15 precious metal and I can't find out why

>>135614486
post loadout

Quiet

shit

>>135575880
Holy crap why are there jumpcuts for every single sentence? Does she have the memory of a goldfish or something?

>>135610802
Literally not how shooting works...

>>135617843
she was stressed as fuck for a reason

>>135618051
Says who, Commander Anon? Rofl fuck off kiddo.

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>yfw pequod and those 2 soldiers killed and set Quiet on fire before Venom woke up

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>>135618473

>>135602795
>he's extremely cute
>is a walking fetish
>was perfectly written and executed as a character
>managed to get more hate than Skullface in just a couple of weeks or less and became a better villain than him
>got a satisfying death
>thanks to him Otacon was born
>is a self insert for Kojima
>did nothing wrong
>is for cuddles
>has super cool robo legs attached to his bones
>makes super cool bipedal mechs
>is shy and super moe when he confesses his love for you

>>135610802
Also shooting is done with your dominant eye, it's not dictated by your dominant hand. I'm cross dominant, that means Imore left eyed, right handed dominant. Guess how I shoot, with my left eye. Which is how BB would afierce losing his right eye

Where can I find snakebite 0.8.3.? I don´t find any link.

I found this but I don´t know how to execute it.

https://github.com/topher-au/SnakeBite

>>135619545
>Guess how I shoot
Not at all you fucking nerd

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>>135618687
>in-color-image
>black and white picture

>>135620409
black and white are colors ;^)

>>135619545
I get for pistol shooting that would work but why would he shoulder his rifles to his right when he is literally missing his right eye?

>>135614486
It's your arm, dingus
Or stun grenades

>>135619891
bump

>>135619891
>>135621947
https://github.com/topher-au/SnakeBite/releases

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>>135618473
>"I had no idea you were so talkative, Quiet."
>"We have to kill you now."
>"Sorry.

>>135622238
That´s the 0.8, I already have that one

It doesn´t work with the last version of Infinite Heaven

fucking ass lazy modder didn´t update.

Thank you anyway anon.

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>no cutsecene of drunk Keifer voicing Venom at MB slurring into his drinks after Quiet dies

Wasted fucking opportunity.

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>Be yuropoor
>join USA server
>check the other players region
>all of them are japanese
MGO can be funny sometimes.

>>135620553
>but why would he shoulder his rifles to his right when he is literally missing his right eye?

He wouldn't.... he would shoot rifles from the left. Hence how idiotic the game portrays your shooting.

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>>135626557
>Be amerifat
>Join EU server
>check the other players region
>all of them are south american
MGO can be fucking awful sometimes.

>tfw no Calling to the Night in MGO
they need to add it next time, with heavens divide

>>135627039
konami needs to remaster MGS4 with this back online

>>135619891
Any help with this?

Would the actual Big Boss have fallen in love with Quiet?

>>135629006
No, he's into blondes only.

>>135629006
Of course not
Maybe with her boobs, but that's all

>>135629076
Kaz and Ocelot are blonds. Makes sense.

>>135629518
>Ocelot
>blonde
What? He's always had gray hair.

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>>135629518
I meant The Boss and Eva you stupid faggot.

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Blondes are shit tier and Venom knows it

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>>135629006
>venom fell in love with quiet

>>135629807
And also Kaz and Ocelot

>>135629740
They met when Ocelot still had blond hair, silly.

Brunets>Blonds

>>135629807
>Lady's
baka desu senpai

>>135630119
It's pretty obvious he did.

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PERFECT
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>Venom
>smart, charming, handsome
>likes mysterious brunettes
>wants long lasting relationships
>leads a revolution like Bernie
>smokes eco-friendly e-cigars

>Big Boss
>into blonde sluts
>do one night stands
>would vote Trump
>is a fucking white male
>smokes cancerous cigars

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>>135633448
>leads a revolution like Bernie

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>>135633406
>no chin
>perfect

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>A young De Niro will never play BB

JUST

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>>135633448
+1

>>135633448
too bad quiet didn't want a long lasting relationship.

>>135633541
>slender, feminine chin
>not perfect

>>135634879
She's more into fire things up.

>>135635118
wat

>>135633448
>cucks like Venom Snake, the cuck of the series
HAHAHAHAH

Quiet is romantic, fuck you

>>135635118
Seriously wat did he mean by this?

>>135635821
>the cuck of the series
That title does not belong to Venom, so your argument is invalid

>>135635939
she's a slut bro

Why is Joosten face awkward but Quiet is perfect

>>135635821
>the cuck of the series
>not Huey
I wonder who's behind this post?

>>135636236
She's a romantic slut
my new phone's dictionary suggested "shaming" after I wrote "slut", fuck this integrated SJW bullshit

>>135636326
because Joost a shit and Quiet is pure

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>>135636051
She tends to overcook stuff.

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>>135636326

Cause Quiet a qt pure waifu and Joosten a shit dutch hoe that sucks off greasy old Japanese men.

>>135636326
You got it backwards

>>135636236
No, she never got drunk, she's still virgin at 25, she was waiting Venom all the while, she doesn't smoke and has nice tastes in music

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>>135636625
Ohhhh, you!

>>135636556

still a slut, she probably fucked every member of diamond dogs but Venom because she held a grudge.

>>135637945
"Ooohh she's a naughty girl"

>>135638061
Exactly, that one nigg

I fucked Stefanie Joosten

>>135639368
who hasn't?

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>Once upon a time, a girl called "Jade" worked hard at school to become doctor and save lives, it was her dream
>During the elementary school, children mocked her because she was too shy and introverted
>Years passed and when she was in high school, girls started to be jealous of her body, especially her bust
>She avoided gym class because she was scared of guys
>Everyday after school she locked herself in her room and cried, her parents never helped her
>Every night she dreamed about the perfect bf she could never have
>The harassment didn't stop and Jade failed the final exams
>She decided to drop everything and become a special agent and kill people to avenge herself
>Then...Venom came in her life....And the anger disappeared...

>>135639368
Are you black?

>>135640090
yes.

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>>135639905
>Jade

>>135639905

Terrible. Fits V perfectly.

>>135639905

Venom Snake is an asshole.
>be Russian gommie tank commander
>good pay, good food, good resting quarters
>looking forward to come home to zhena in about two weeks
>chill in tank with bros listening to some sweet slavic 80s music
>little chitlins under my command standing outside
>whole unit is relaxing and waiting on orders to move out from HQ
>suddenly, everything outside has gone silent
>hear a big ruckus on my tank
>feel it slowly lift into the air
>suddenly get a terrible case of whiplash as the tank rockets into the air at near the speed of sound
>pass out from the sheer force
>wake up in a fishy smelling room, get beat to near death
>get waterboarded for information and tortured by a man who brandishes my sidearm in my face while spinning it >forced to join some shitty ragtag gang calling itself an army led by a zombie nutjob
>several months later, now "promoted" to guard duty
>check skill rankings, straight E's
>tfw they have no need for tank commanders, and I have no other skills anymore
>fired for no reason, now broke and jobless, mother country either considers me dead or never existed
>maybe some PFs in Africa can use my commandeering skills

>>135639905

Where does the Jade meme come from anyway

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When he was just a boy
He expected the joy
But she flew away from his reach, so
He ran away in his sleep
And dreamed of
Para-para-parasites, Para-para-parasites, Para-para-parasites
Every time he closed his eyes
whooooooooo
whooooooooo

>>135599260
>They need to release another FOB.

They need to quit playing around and just let us have as many FOBs as we can afford.

>>135600134

Some guy invaded my FOB last night, and I defended. He had that pistol and it's pretty decent vs defenders since one shot put me down, but I tagged him before he hit me so my security killed him off before I woke up.

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>>135640443

>>135618371
>implying gun enthusiasts can't somehow also like Metal Gear and post on /mgg/

Why did they never build a flying fortress MG? Why Kojima!!

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anyone having problems installing the cloaked in silence dlc? it just says purchashed and it wont say download

is it not available yet or?

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>>135644326
How do you get that costume?

>>135644421

one dollarydoo DLC

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>>135644326
>>135644421
are you niggas serious?

>>135644571
is there a zipped-up option

>>135644676

Yup. Same for the Eva one.

>>135644676
yes, you can change between them in the mission sortie

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>>135644421
>>135644676

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CHAPTER 3

>>135644571
Thank you, I just forgot that these DLCs exist.

>>135644326
And how does that make you feel?

>>135645053
have you just managed to avoid every thread for the past 4 months or something?

if so...why would you come back now?

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>>135644942
CUT CONTENT put into the DLC trailer so they didnt have to do any real work

>>135644942
If Joosten doesn't gain money on it, I want

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>>135645293
It just visit mgg very rarely. Right now I'm here because I'm annoyed by the 1.10 MGO3 patch and tried to find any info about when they're going to fix all the issues.

>>135645832

>image and post spoilered for no reason
>utterly off topic animu grill

end you're life my dude

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>>135645241

Empty

>>135645531
>CUT CONTENT
From what parts though?
self immolate?

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>Venom is such an automaton and has such a fucked up face that not even grills want him
JUST