Peanut Butter Edition
>Patch changelog
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/notes.php5
>Offical MGO/FOB Events News
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/news/index.php5
>Servers Operating Status
http://www.konami.jp/mgs_portal/jp/info/?id=674
>FOB guide
http://pastebin.com/9PkL3JfX
>Successful Level 59 FOB Infiltration
https://mega.nz/#!4AMXjbgB!mNV5RsVD1Q5z5snn9nyxpk7E1kR-CeJt6YhBYR3vbqU
>MGSV Extended Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!1o8FTbAL!-lVNu5ReRDTcksRfHIxBHA
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/9YG6c9F.jpg
>ARCHIVED THREADS (RIP ARCHIVE.MOE)
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/mgg/type/op/
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Peanut Butter:>>135575621
1st for peanut butter
>50 posts early
autism
fucking retard it's only at 700 posts
kill yourself.
3rd for Mario
>>135714928
>tselinoyarsk
what does he mean by this?
anyone wants to boost on ps4?
Based Stefanie Joosten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN1aUsXL6cc
Threadly reminder to go subscribe to Quiet's channel
>>135719507
>14 dislikes
get rekt nigger-invention loving whore
>>135719628
I guarantee all those are from here
>>135719507
Can't wait to see her Vlogs!!
>>135719895
I'm proud of you /mgg/
This thread is not over yet
>>135575621
>>135575621
>>135575621
>>135719507
But I don't care about Stefanie Joosten and didn't like the character she was the model for?
>>135720767
>>135720767
what are you gay or something?
what a stupid question look where we are
>>135721323
I'm perfectly heterosexual but Quiet is not interesting whatsoever.
Paz is not innocent.
>>135723258
What is she guilty of ?
>>135723258
Paz is innocent and cute. Next you'll tell me Pequod is evil.
>complete all missions
>only get a silver arm and sadness
>>135730291
>Complete 100%
>Getnothing
>>135730605
no, you get retweeted by kojima
Quiet
>>135730907
is superior
Huey is innocent.
Kaz was wrong about everything.
I just realized XOF is FOX backwards
and how are people able to consistently get like 2 minute runs in this FOB event I can do like 3 minutes if I try really hard
>>135734094
>I just realized XOF is FOX backwards
Holy shit dude. Next you're gonna tell me you think Solid Snake died in that tanker.
"Anon....Help..."
>>135734423
*throws salt water*
a video of quiet eating peanut butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
>>135734760
.....
?
Is there any point in ascending ?
I just reached level 37 on my scout and i'm not interested in the chewbaka suit.
>>135737696
Shitton of GP I guess
>>135737787
I've got 50K and nothing interest me.
I guess it's not for me. Thanks for the you.
>>135737787
>>135738062
GP only matters if you want to unlock colors.
Gear is cheap in comparison.
>>135740000
Best patterns cost MBcoins.
Congrats on the multiple repeating digits.
Huey
>>135742503
did
>>135742617
nothing
>>135742689
wrong.
>>135730907
is literally a slut.
>>135740000
checked lad
>>135743021
only for Venom
I have a million points in the event now..
>>135743021
SHUT
>>135743979
UP
>>135713695
>mfw quietplayingwithdd.webm went into the archives without being deleted.
MGO is so fucking dead
>>135745221
maybe on cuckold platforms
>>135745715
On every platform
how does this general still exist
fuck
>>135746449
Mass amounts of autism
Most autistic characters (in no particular order)
>ALL snakes
>Ocelot
>Kaz
>Quiet
>Huey
>Skullface
>Otacon
>Raiden
>The Boss
>The Pain
>Johnny
>Hot Coldman
>Paz
>ALL genome soldiers
>MGS4 Naomi
>Sokolov
>The entire Dead Cell Unit
>MGS4 Meryl
>Volgin
>Silent Basilisk
>Sunny
>Drebin
>Sahelanthropus
>Emma Emmerich
>Chico
>Pliskin
>Mantis
>Rose
>DD
>The Fear!
>Granin
Most autistic posters (in no particular order)
>the guy who may reply to this post with a list of my old posts
>>135746796
You're not THAT fat.
>>135746449
It doesn't. You are typing shit into notepad.exe, hallucinating all of us.
>>135719507
>LITERALLY shilling
>>135744876
no.
>>135747031
Nope, not fat at all, just extremely autistic
What is Quiet favourite food? And drink?
Reminder that Huey is the best character in MGSV.
>>135747929
Peanut butter. Gasoline.
>>135747954
this is true
even though i hate that cuck, he's the best character.
>>135747983
>Peanut butter
Yong pls go
>>135746987
Isn't that just everyone in any MGS game?
>>135747187
ITS THE WRONG WAY AROUND REEEE
>>135749006
But it's the right way now.
Made some wallpapers for some of you anons. They're 1080x1920, so they should be compatible with most displays.
Tell me if you want to change the color on any of them.
1/3
>>135749132
NO, NOW IT MAKES SENSE WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT
2/3
3/3
>>135749675
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>135749675
Refreshing.
SAHELANTHROPUS IS A MACHINE
WHY IS IT ROARING
WHY IS IT SCREAMING
>>135750052
It's whole point is to be so retarded people will buy nukes.
>>135749675
So venom did advertisements for ICE BREAKERS COOL BLASTS™ in his later years? I knew it.
>>135750052
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SELF-AWARE AND REALIZES THAT IT CANNOT ESCAPE THE SHIT WRITING OF ITS UNIVERSE AND ITS OWN EXISTENCE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135749341
Yes and I even fixed the "Metal Gear Solid V" on his glases in case you didn't notice, they aren't mirrored anymore..!!!
>>135750470
REEEEE
YOUR MISSING THE FUCKING JOKE YOU RETARD
>>135750534
>pretending to be retearded = joke
10/10
>>135750231
A FATE WORSE THAN BEING STOLEN BY ELI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>135750607
That was pretty much the joke yes. I mean, you don't really think there's a world meme database, right? Shit's retarded, and he's pretending to be it.
>>135750739
>there's no world meme database
b8/8
>>135750898
See, this is another joke. Your version with the reflection making sense is worse because now it's just some fucker looking at a monitor with funny words, when it was a fucker looking at a monitor with funny words and then you realized it's the fucking wrong way around even.
You're fucking shit.
>>135751512
I get it man
It's only right when it's wrong
But it triggers me
ITT: "gamer girl" filters
>>135751512
Funny.
>>135751698
Not funny.
>>135751840
>>135751512
(You)
>>135751840
Not (You)
>>135752109
>>>135751840(You)
>
>>>135751512
>(You)
>>>135751840(You)
>Not (You)
???
>>135752156
wrong
>>135752281
I only quoted your post and added "???" indicated I am confused. Are you saying I'm not confused or that I am wrong in being confused?
Because I disagree.
>>135749229
>>135749448
>>135749675
nice anon, i always liked those little logos a lot. who's the graphic designer at diamond dogs?
>>135752372
right
>>135752416
I should use those Paz images for something.
>>135752475
fug u
>>135752565
>>135752873
>Another meme image done wrong
The clones are supposed to be shitty scaled down copy paste images of BB.
>>135747929
if you gave her a facial would she be forced to drink it through her skin?
>>135752416
Now I want a wallpaper of Huey's.
>>135753021
the joke is you dont have to do that as the character already has dodgy copies of himself in his story, sorry it was too deep for you plebian
>>135753391
I saw that, I just don't think it's a good substitute of a joke for the original one. You could say that's meta again, but it doesn't make the joke better.
>>135753159
I'll never give her a facial
I'll give hercuddles
>>135753159
You'll have to ask Venom.
MGSV was a mistake
>>135753159
no, it's selective
>>135754841
you were a mistake
Venom didn't fuck Quiet, she's pure!
>>135753159
if she loves rain, then she also loves bukkake
>>135754841
Actually it was very good
>>135754841
we were all part of a mistake
>>135755530
man David Hater sure is going through hard times.
Having to do commercials for money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LmxXeKzbT8
>ywn smell Quiet pussy
>ywn smell this aroma of sand, peach and vaginal fluid
>>135759237
I give him a week before he kills himself
>>135759237
Why does he do the exact same voice everywhere?
>ywn smell Huey dick
>ywn smell this aroma of soap and precum
>>135759825
he's got no range
>>135759237
kek
David Hayter is such a shit fucking VA.
>>135760225
Exactly. He's campy.
Learn to have fun, Anon.
>>135759825
That's all he can do
patric zimmerman, cam clarke and paul eiding are the best english vas in the series
>>135761129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDZUbNrJHE&ab_channel=VenomEXsoldier
What a fucking ham.
>>135761129
You forgot Chris Randolph
http://strawpoll.me/7128410
http://strawpoll.me/7128410
http://strawpoll.me/7128410
http://strawpoll.me/7128410
>>135762279
wew
>>135762279
i like this stroll.
please do more
>>135761129
>Paul Eiding
Not really, he's sounded like a piece of cardboard since MGS2.
Robin Atkin Downes has my vote, he killed it in MGSV.
>>135763089
who's flying that thing?
James Horanis the greatest actor in the franchise.
>>135763407
this guy gets it
>>135763365
Love
>>135763407
Wouldn't you agreeEEEEEEeeEEE?
Literally everything he says can be turned into a meme. I suppose that's a kind of talent.
>Replaying GZ
Wow, the pilot of morpho sounds cold hearted as fuck. Go to hell morpho. Pequod all the way honestly. He's having fun.
Based Morpho
Pequod is evil.
Why didn't kojima just hide the medic under a mask completely so you couldn't even see his skin or hair color? The way he did it is retarded and going all out to never show the medic's face gave the ruse away to everyone instead of covering anything up.
>>135765540
>The way he did it is retarded and going all out to never show the medic's face gave the ruse away to everyone
Not really. People were way more inclined to believe all sorts of whacked out theories even if the medic shit was really obvious. I mean it was fucking KiefBoss downpitched, but people clung to whacked out shit, hell, they still do.
Morpho is best chopper of the series
REFRESHING?
SALT WATER
>>135766001
At that point in time I just figured they were too lazy to use another actor so they just changed kief's voice a little and were done with it. If just fits a game where the same map is reused for every mission.
which MGO3 class has the best digs so i can make an Ocelot Unit soldier?
>>135766405
stop
whos more salty
>quiet after a bucket of salt water
or
>the people who dislike joost
>haven't gained a single GP in MGO in a month
>automatch or select a match
t-thanks konami
>>135761641
>gruff buff baller Liquid Ocelot
Zimmerman made him into such a sexy beast.
how based can one man be?
>>135767079
the latter.
>>135767079
the former.
>>135767079
Quiet>Joost t b h
>>135767916
this
>>135767916
objectively true 2bh
remember when metal gear was good
me neither
>>135767365
that's not pequod
>That last fucking dispatch mission
Fuck Coup D'etat. I've sent like 4 groups of S+/S ranks to do it and they keep fucking up and 1 or 2 of them die. And each time I fail, the wait time for the next run gets longer
>mfw
>the teams are 8 and 1
>rush to the missile and fulton it the second a terminal goes
>the one guy spams "are you serious...?"
This is a lot more entertaining than it has any right to be.
>>135759237
didn't Kiefer also appear in commercials?
>>135768556
Pequod was a mistake
>>135768952
the difference is kiefer was being asked to appear in commercials
hayter is asking to appear in them
>>135768676
>mfw I never failed a single main dispatch mission
WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT THE MGS SAGA BEFORE PLAYING IT?!
>>135768952
Kiefer Sutherland as Kiefer Sutherland
it's different
>>135769184
I didn't know anything about it because I started with MGS1when it came out
>>135769184
No Quiet, Raiden is gay, Volgin is ugly
>>135769184
I remember watching the scenes like greyfox and some of raidens cutscenes from mgs4 and though it was fucking Naruto tier (keep in mind it was back when that mean it was a good thing)
Is 24 really that popular in Japan?
>>135769184
I saw a lot of pictures and got confused
I thought that Old Snake and Naked Snake lived in the same time, and that Old Snake was like his mentor, idk.
>>135769883
i think its just that 24 is really popular for anyone between 30-60.
the other day i was watching a interview of kiefer and he was on one of those shows with some fat host whos in her 40-50s and you was in love with him, and most of the audience were wet for him
>My name is Big Boss, I'm a member of FOX special forces unit and today was the longest day of my life.
I would watch that, though I watched the shit out of 24.
>>135770345
A lot of people here are wet for Keif Boss, you know.
>>135746086
>every
>replying to this thread
>set up dedicated host match
>no one joins
>>135772041
>set up match with special characters
>no one joins
>>135772605
i try to play on those exclusively
i actually got a lucky streak this morning and got to play Venom 3 times in a row after a whole month of never getting to play any special characters, it was nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZyTaSdBs0
>>135769184
"meh"
Just finished Portable Ops, AMA
>>135772878
I got to play as quiet 2 times in a row, the new maps are modeled after her powers and the old maps need to be updated because of that
WHO HAS THE BEST HAIR IN THE SERIES?
>>135773234
How did you feel about Calling to the Night being even more squandered than Sins of the Father?
Why is this general such shit?
>>135774586
it needs to take a week or two off 2bqh
>>135774586
franchise is dead in the water, no new meaningful content so we can only discuss the same things we discussed already a hundred times
once Kojima is ready to announce his new game (probably another 2 years) or Konami is ready to announce the new Metal Gear (probably another year) we'll have new shit to discuss
>>135775419
uh, a new game just came out.
If the series really is so dead that no one wants to even talk about the games in it, maybe its time to put the general to rest...
>>135763407
He was top notch in Ground Zeros but hammed it up a little too much in TPP.
>>135768676
Why does anyone even bother with them?
One FOB run gives you 10x the resources and staff.
>>135775738
to be fair, it he had much better lines in GZ.
>>135775738
The ham can work at times.
I thought he was great in this scene.
https://youtu.be/8CIR856_0p0?t=362
Classic Metal Gear villain ham.
>>135776010
https://youtu.be/AuVoKuRPOqY?t=17m48s
japanese skeletor sounds so fucking based
>>135776851
I'm not feeling it.
So, did we ever figure out what happened to the FOBS recently?
>>135776851
yeah, i tried listening to it once.
he doesn't really give anything compared to horan.
but thats just my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rupHxtwG1ls&feature=youtu.be&t=105
>>135777456
I feel nothing. At least Horan put SOMETHING in.
This guy feels like he's just reading lines off of a paper.
>>135777227
what is it that you mean?
Any of you guys up for playing a couple of MGO sessions sometime on PS4? Add my PSN if you're interested.
>>135779173
Why a lot of FOBS seemed to disappear, why infiltration targets and the security challenge list is a half empty list of the same 4 or 5 targets, for starters.
>>135778462
Japanese Skully doesn't do the great scenery chewing cheese Horan does, but he does a good although different kind of tape on him in the tapes.
Horan's all about slamming the menace to 11, Japanese plays him more as calm and disarming before getting menacing.
>>135779315
i dont play anymore but i have 2 friends (i dont thing they come to /mgg/ anymore) but they still play mgo and keep asking the rest of us to play with them.
i could give you their usernames if you want
>>135779173
Since last patch Security Challenge FOBs have basically ceased to exist on PC, they've changed something with matchmaking (or messed something up somewhere)
>>135779918
Yeah, and it's weird since it was a bunch of high level FOBS that disappeared, but verirnin1's and a few other level 0 FOBS are still around for some reason.
And the matchmaking is fucked, I don't even see anyone in the infiltration list half the time.
Quiet is forcuddles
Joosten is forkisses
>>135776851
>>135777456
Japanese skeletron sounds like a generic anime villain. I don't like it at all. Also Kaz sounds more macho than in English while Ocelot sounds like a young handsome guy. Weird.
>>135781084
I think it's across the board, I saw some forum thread on steam and the people they point out as the only ones they could see were the same as what I see.
It's like eight people tops, 2-3 of them are level 0-1, and almost all of them are invasion-in-progress when I even try to do one.
>>135781527
Joosten isfor sex
Walking around the base you see all this cool shit that could have been able to be manipulated. Things as simple and meaningless as opening cargo doors and lights and sirens come on etc. and the mgo player actions show how insanely easy it would have been to allow you to salute your troops. All that dumb little shit adds up and makes the game more fun and they fucked up so hard FUCK YOU CHINKJIMA also why the fuck aren't nukes in something like pic related for fob
oh my god
>>135781527
>>135781719
Joosten is forMarriage
>>135781719
Joosten isQuiet
how do i get quiets cipher uniform?
>>135781698
Because the 2 or 3 that are defenseless are the only ones you can actually do. The other 2 or 3 are straight up actual players looking to shit on whatever dumb invader comes there way, so everyone goes for the level 0 ones for free staff/resources.
Before you had a fair amount of high level FOBS that had just been abandoned for one reason or another, so you could grind those out for resources and S+ + and S + staff.
But now with the vast majority of those gone, along with few alternatives in their place, only way to reliably get more high quality staff is grinding the event FOB.
Reminder that Quiet was still with XOF until she left motherbase.
>>135782421
I think you just max your bond
then at anypoint during chapter 2, head to motherbase and a cutscene in which miller and ocelot interrogate her will happen and you'll get her examination report
then you can develop it
>>135782901
>alright super sexy assassin
>your new mission is to cuck us by proxy
>go and be all sexy in the enemies base
>you'll be going against our rouge cucksassin formerly known as huey emmerich
Is there a crack out that fixed all of the freezes during cutscenes and whatnot? I want to play it again but I can't handle dealing with that crap.
>>135783294
the fuck you on about?
When the game was first cracked it would freeze during the intro when you're on a horse or something and you couldn't get through without downloading a save file after the cutscene.
>>135786126
the only piratefag rips of the game that even worked hard crashed during the hospital scenes
Poor piratefags
What the hell is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCOzKhxTvO4
>>135751512
this one misses the joke
>>135751698
this gets the joke
>>135789074
DO NOT BULLY BIG BOSS
>>135789510
Bosun~
Paz deserved it.
>>135790281
Paz was only a victim, she also liked Big Boss
Hey ya'll! Got any new pics o Joosten?
Why was Venom Snake so Punished?
oh my god mgg is dead what the FUCK
>>135791886
Big Boss punished him for no reasonI think it has to do with the fact that Venom's Big Boss' replacement so he has to deal with all the consequences of his actions
>>135789809post more comics
>>135791886
Big Medic, despite being highly skilled, was a bit of a douche.
Someone got the list of all the possible staff member faces some anon made?
>>135792358
More comi
>>135792358
I have comics aswellcan i post them?
>>135792795
cs incoming
>>135790668
She was a bitch and probably fucked all Zadornov's commie pals.
>>135793217
>>135792795
Keep them coming.
>>135792330
>Psycho Mantis an octopus
>Liquid Snake a pig
(I get the reasoning here though.)
>>135793264
>>135793249
>>135793217
yeah!
>>135793427
>>135793478
Shhh, be Quiet guys.
>>135793648
>>135793729
>>135793876
>>135793954
oh shit, that one hurts
>>135793954
>>135794081
>>135794284
>>135794146
>>135794527
>>135794631
>>135794781
>>135794874
>>135795005
>>135793804
this artist is nice but why dont they ever draw joostens accurate weird yet sexy body?
>>135795080
>>135795205
>>135795293
>>135795235
what bothers me the most is that they almost never draw her face right.
>>135795434
>>135794720
>>135794081
>>135795293I know :(
>>135795205
Hehehe
>>135795647
>>135795742
>>135795852
>>135795950
>>135795235
It's sexed up even more than Quiet's body, what makes you think you would try to make her look more like Joosten? kek.
>>135796083
>>135796148
>>135796340
thats my comics out of the way, but still got plenty of stuff like this
>>135796360
>>135796527
>>135796571
>>135796527
I'm about to run out of comics too, but I want to keep posting fanart
>>135795657
>>135796729
>>135796778
im with you to the end
>>135793427
Come now.
>>135796921
>>135797130
>this thread
They did it again.
>>135796778
>>135796921
Thanks, anon
>>135797367
>>135797901
>>135797791
>>135798095
>>135798301
>>135798193
>>135798485
>>135798542
>>135798851
>>135798915
kek
>>135798915
>>135799036
>>135799093
>>135799036
cute
JUST END IT ALL ALREADY
>>135799290
>>135799486
>>135799239
>those 2 posts not wanting this
why do you want to go back to ded thread stuck on page 10 with nothing but fighting and deliberate shitposts
>>135799708
>>135799697
If you want to talk about the game(s), go ahead, no one will stop you
>>135799938
>>135800026
>>135800148
>Strangelove only showed up dead in MGSV
shame. She was the qtest peace walker
>>135800217
i havent been here in awhile
its literally worse than when we were getting no msgv news
that'll do mgg, that'll do.
>>135800217
>>135800409
The other girls were qts too but she was my favorite
>>135800548
this last hour is probably the best /mgg/ has been in weeks
>>135800026
>you will never play peace walker coop with snake, kaz and ocelot
Quiet.
>>135800692
But black already won
>>135800548
screw you, this is now a comfy thread
So do you guys follow any artists anywhere for new pictures?
>>135800692
Huey.
>>135800829
is shit
>>135801134
is good
>>135801038
i once spent an hour on twitter.
i didnt know how to guide myself around that place but i found this guy. i saved all this mgs related stuff then left it.
i am yet to go back there and see if he has anything else.
>>135801227
>>135800148
This fanart is comfy thanks anon
>>135801227
Remember the name?
>>135801038feriowind, 0t0e_hobby, zzzkezzz, castella_multi, and a few others on twitter, tumblr and pixiv
>>135801508
nope
>>135801734
YES!
i completly forgot.
i made an account just to see that guys stuff
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1932298
>>135801181
Yes!
>>135801747
You got that from pixiv, didn't you? The artist's twitter is in her pixiv profileTEdtY33
>>135801964
>>135802127
Oops, too late
>>135802127
>>135802313
yeah, i found it literally seconds after posting saying i didnt.
my bad
>>135797367
Is that Quiet and Wolf?
>>135802441
Well, I think you just changed my opinion on genderbending.it's cute
>>135803090
Flaming buffalo.
there will be a Wolf at some point
>>135803090
Flaming Buffalo in the EVA costume
>>135803185
yeah, i never cared for it till i came upon this guy
>>135803185
So I spent 20 minutes running after Quiet and knocked her put during that first encounter, Was I suppose to just run on past to the power station like one of the dudes was saying?
Will I not get the scene where she stabs the fuck out of someone in the rain now?
>>135803724
???
there are so many things in this post that dont make scence
>>135803663
>>135803724
Are you a pirate?
>>135803836
>>135803835
What's up?
>>135804248
[spoilers]Yeah[/spoilers]
Just unlocked FOBs and i'm enjoying it so shopping around for a cheap key.
We posting cute fanart?
>>135805105
>20 minutes to take down quiet
>dude saying to run on past to the power station
>"will i still get the scene where..."
>quiet stabbing the fuck out of someone in the rain
you cant run past to the power station.
there are no optional cutscenes. you will get every one no matter what.
quet does stab the fuck out of someone and there is a completely different cutscene involving rain. that are no way in hell even remotely connected
I found something rareI want more Huey fanart :(
>>135805816
I got some Huey fanart right here buddy
>>135773609
i want to play with venom's ponytail :3c
>>135805978
That's not fanart, buddy :)
>>135805816
>>135806124
Right, Huey's just a fart.
>>135806285
>>135806350
very arigato buddy :^)
>>135805816
Some weeb translate this.
>>135794781
Translation?
>>135807306
>it's halloween today, boss
>to raise the men's morale i'll make you wear these costumes
>it's embarrassing but i have no choice
t. japan pro
these goofy ass comics got me wishing there had been a christmas MB scene like the birthday one
How does an abnormal plant-based lethal sniper, wearing God knows how to describe her outfit manage to be so cute?
>>135806440
>>135808673
She's got what you like, anon. That's why you find her so cute.
>>135806965
seconding translation
>>135808993
She's not anywhere near my waifu, and I still find her cute.
>>135809376
Good for you!
>>135809376
>>135808673
I hate Quiet in the game, but there's a lot of fanart of her/involving her that's cute, mostly because she actually has a personality, utilizes notes and animated body language to express herself, and isn't a retard.
It helps as well that most fanart doesn't replicate the in game horseface model.
>>135809615
Absolutely. It's the fanart that gives her a personality and makes her cute.
>>135810092
>>135810409
>>135809946
>It's the fanart that gives her a personality and makes her cute.
Yeah. Quiet is just so poorly used, written, whatever.
If Quiet had moments like you see with
>>135799938
>>135799036
>>135798301
>>135798095
>>135797367
>>135797130
>>135795647
>>135793803
Quiet would actually be bearable to have around.
My understand is Peace Walker has a Mother Base with more of a personality to it, I'm considering getting the HD collection to see if that's the case.
>>135810617
You're right to some degree, but those moments are all goofy as fuck fan art tier, literally. Kojimbo was trying to be moody with V, that shit would not fit. She needed something, I agree, but not that. It's fun/cute in fanart or whatever but it wouldn't fit in V.
>>135810806
Some of them are goofier than others, sure, but some of them I think you could use for building tragedy and such.
And I mean, you have shit like the "Happy Birthday" and all of DDog's cutscenes which are pretty lighthearted, and fultoning animals and people isn't exactly serious and definitely lands in comedic territory.
So, yes, the really goofy shit wouldn't work, but some of it you could have used as inspiration to humanize her more, if you're committed to having her in the role of an ally and love interest.
I mean, Paz's story is bittersweet as well because they're cute moments, but colored by the actual situation and dramatic irony of it all. You could have done the same for Quiet when you gave her more 'happy' moments, that are in reality bittersweet instead.
>>135808993
>hey emmerich
>come to think of it, it's valentines day. none cares bout me
>i prepared something for you too today
>really? (somethingsomething no idea)
>nevertheless, eat this quickly if you understand
>perhaps this contains truth serum?or something like that i'm really bad
>>135811256
Yeah, I know what you mean, but really, that's the same for the larger picture in general. Quiet was an original character for V is it's really obvious with her, but the same could be said for the rest. I mean Ocelot is just a fucking boring, apathetic drone and it is just fucked. Kaz was done well but still underutilized like everyone else. there are no shenanigans on motherbase whatsoever, goofy or otherwise. Just feels hollow.
Quiet should have never existed t b h
>>135811953
>Quiet should have never existed t b h
Maybe.
Honestly, I think she has more potential as a villain than as a buddy.
Frankly, they should have gotten a young Sniper Wolf as your buddy, and/or Quiet as a more advanced boss enemy.
>>135812653
I think, instead of the implied romantic feelings that there should have been a mentor relationship.
Quiet is the best thing that ever happened
>>135813049
gay
Quiet and Venom... !
>>135813049
>there should have been a mentor relationship.
Which plays a lot more having young Sniper Wolf instead of Quiet.
>>135813262
How does Joost look good in real life, and Quiet look so fugly in game? What the fuck did they do?
>>135813886
Joost is really not that hot to be honest.
>>135811605
Thank you!you're better than me in Japanese, actually
>>135813943
I agree, she looks good but not amazing or anything. But something wrong happened translating her face into the game. It's pretty drastic, perhaps the uncanny valley effect, but I don't know, Joost is easy on the eyes, Quiet isn't.
>>135814254
>take averagely pretty looking chick
>scan her face into video game with a couple tweaks, for better or worse
>immediately drops a few points in aesthetics cause it's a fucking game and the graphics aren't the greatest
there you go.
>>135812653
>tfw no pre-teen Sniper Wolf in a bikini
>tfw no teacher/studentplatonicrelationship
desu I think Quiet is cuter than Joosten sometimes
>>135815498
no lolicons allowed
did quiet die?
>>135816094
Yes. Parasites/English/Language killed her.
>>135816094
No, power of love saved her
>>135816473
*her soul, cause she sacrificed herself. god bless.
>>135816664
honestly, did that even count as a sacrifice?
For the 25th anniversary of Metal Gear Salad we started talking about actors and I said "Kojima-san, uh, err, why don't you go fuck yourself?"
>>135817428
Who are you?
So I've rebooted MGSV after not playing for 3 months, and I've just gotten the placeable Mines/Camera's for FOB's. Any recommended locations?
>>135818045
Kiefer has this magnificent... snake.
Uh Kiefer. Kiefer. Uh Kiefer.
>Vehicles in the MGS universe have their stick shift just for fun, nobody needs to touch it
Nice detail kojima. Kill yourself.
>>135817246
Yes, she put herself in danger to force Venom to put himself in danger and she saved him by putting herself in danger.
Weird glitch today with FOB. I was defending and whenever I redeployed, I redeployed in the spot I died. This included when I wanted to switch characters for the medal and suicided. Ended up at the bottom of the map. Hope the dude didn't think I was cheating.
I want to fucking_HUG_Huey
>tfw when you're cold and tired but still have to finish the mission anyways
>>135810617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuE4ebCAuJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv3AY58HMr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s58o5P__hYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLi170lYZqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh4kurkfxOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0U_Fc2yEc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSLqfLHOgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J7iSwi3M9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2whqCqD9mME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh4kurkfxOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbOI8FNzD0o
This was MSF.
get comfy
>>135820329
Well, that settles it, playing Peace Walker this week.
Fuck the White Mamba, annoying little prick. Thank God Quiet was there to hit him with a tranq and to tranq the entire base. Fuck those child soldiers, can't even stealth choke them.
>>135821305
I just stun armed everyone in that beached boat.
>>135821305
>bullied by a bunch of black kids
>need a woman to stand up for you
I bet you pee in your bed at night.
>>135821645
Plants have genders?
>>135821305
>not teaching those kids the truth of Venom's steel like fist
>>135821645
I wasn't bullied, more like had a hundred kids annoy the shit outta me. I love how they can't shoot for shit.
>>135821724
I CQC'ed them
>>135821686
Ask your biology teacher.
>>135821825
I'm not taking bio this quarter,can't ask my prof.
>>135821893
You can just talk to those guys outside of directly being a student under them.
Just ask if they're willing to explain something to you and ask away.
Or you know, research on the internet.
I can't even connect to an MGO game, is it that dead already?
I'm currently rank F+ and there's people who are S- rank already
How does this rank thing works?
>>135781571
>Ocelot sounds like a young handsome guy. Weird.
Yeah he feels like a completely different character. It suits his MGS3 voice more though.
>>135822986
He sounds and acts like a completely different character.
So does Big Boss in TPP...... . .
>200 000 fuel for nearly all third decks on my 3rd FOB
Yeah there's no way I'm building a fourth one.
>>135820887
Have fun.
it really is what TPP isnt in terms of what you can do with your PMC and motherbase
>there is a shooting range inside one of the massive hangars
>other missions inside the same hangar but this time you have to walk around it and shoot the targets inside like some sort of raid
>you get recruits by meeting them on the beach and smacking them around
>fucking awesome tutorial with the drill instructor
>menu is just flying around your motherbase as it grows (and actually looks like a military base) and has boats patrolling around
>can go to another menu of a hangar where you build metal gear zeke
>once you get the mission where your on one of the platforms you can go to the computers and call air strikes and resupplies
>>135823584
TPP should just have stuck to the menu thing, there is really no point to walking around on Mother Base, it just makes you sad to see the wasted potential before you.
>>135823704
Nah, they should honestly have just put more time into fleshing out motherbase, although maybe it's just something that got the ax due to budget/time/Konami
>>135823704
to be honest I used to think that the PW menu thing was going to be what happens when you open the doors in the A.C.C after what Sean said in the Africa gameplay trailer. and then seeing them fly around in the other trailers i was seriously expecting to seamlessly go from getting in Pequod from the open world then seamlessly going into the A.C.C but able to just sit with the door open and just fly around motherbase
Now i just feel like a fucking idiot for expecting too much from kojima.
>>135823584
>drill instructor
aka. medic
>>135822416
>M-miss p-please can i talk to you for a minute ?
>You see in that video game called metal gear solid, there's this girl who can drink through her skin so she needs to wear nothing but a bikini.
>And also she can do photosynthesis and make rainbows when doing so, it's very cute.
>So i was wondering if plants can be male or female.
>Please miss, where are you going ?
>Could you stop running ?
>Please respond...
>>135824045
Has anyone managed to be at the Mother Base at the exact moment a new platform is complete?
Does it appear automatically, reloads the MB or nothing happens?
>>135825328
It updates when you return to the ACC.
>>135825896
That sucks.
>You need to play at least 10 hours to get an emblem.
Flaming Buffalo is a cutie~
>>135827035
She's nothing compared to Creeping Buzzard
Just NOTHING...
>5 regular FOB targets
>4 security challenge targets, two of them level 0
>refreshing gets me the same or less
>>135811605
>>135814045
Fellow weeaboo here, hope you don't mind I translated the rest.
Caption: it's valentine's day, Emmerich.
O: Hey, Emmerich.
E: Come to think of it, today's valentine's day. But that has nothing to do with me.
O: Today's valentine's day so I prepared something for you as well.
E: Really!? So you have a soft spot too.
E: I knew it!
O: Eat this quickly if you understand.
E: ...Perhaps this contains truth serum?
Did stun grenades used to mark FOB intruders when they got caught in the blast? They don't now.
>>135827431
>Playing on 360
>>135829606
lol
This is on pc, friend.
>>135829865
Then you've been "Quarantined". You should have been more careful with your hacks.
>>135827367
Stop being so wrong
>>135829972
I just watched a stream and the same thing seemed to happen to the guy. Other people have said it affected them as well on this thread. You're talking shit.
>>135830032
>80% cute
Well then guess who's 100% cute ;)Also, isn't that laughing wallaby?
>>135829972
I've never hacked anything, SP or MP.
>>135830198Yeah I'm not the guy you were talking to
>>135829972
That last patch with the MGO stuff broke FOB matchmaking on PC
http://steamcommunity.com/app/287700/discussions/0/392183857621326528/
Aside from the awful mic, there are some good info in that guy's review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3letZOQLRSQ
>>135830554
>Metal Gear Online Tree
lmao mate
>>135829479
Well? Did they?
I'm asking a question, here.
>>135830554
You're the maker of the video. You would have just told us the new things, otherwise.
Why do I keep finding FOB intruders wearing battle dress? Who does this? Do people really think they can fight their way to the core? On a max level base? With a ten minute timer?
What did the patch change with regards to FOBs? Apparently they made balance adjustments. The main change seems to be that stun and sleep grenades don't mark people anymore. I've dropped stun grenades on a guy and seen him enter the face covering animation after the blast caught him, but no marker would show up. I'm not sure if it was always like this, though. I've marked people with launched stun grenades before, but never thrown ones.
If they turned off marking for launched stun grenades, I'm fucked. I used those a lot during both invasions and defenses to find the other player.
Does anyone here actually play FOBs?
>>135832193
i do the event fobs and some times retaliation/challenge fobs
>>135831270
Well, you can go from the fourth platform to the core at crawling speed the entire way and make it in 10 minutes, I assuming gunning your way there at a faster speed then sitting out the alert is also possible.
Also it would probably be workable on non-sniper FOBs
>>135832323
Event fobs are so boring. If only regular fobs let you get 5 S+ staff per run.
>>135832193
Well yes, how else are you going to fund those new FOBs and new equipment? And invading is way more fun than the actual game. There's actual stealth involved with way less margin of error.
It's honestly the best thing MGS5 has to offer.
>>135832486
>tfw Quiet never got to be a normal girl
;_;
>>135832609
>tfw she will never be the new mysterious student in your college
>>135832486
Looks bad. Like, the only people who'd say it's good are those who really hate her original clothes. And they wouldn't really mean that it's good so much as they'd mean "I like anything better than the hobo bikini".
>>135832609
she was a normal girl for a majority of her lfe
>>135832591
>There's actual stealth involved with way less margin of error.
More traditional linear solo stealth, at that.
>>135832591
Wow, it takes a long time to say "time until blockade" in french.
>>135832609
Well, she was a normal girl before she got Big Boss'd.
Albeit one who I guess was pretty chill with being a murderer as her day job.
>>135832486
Is is possible to unlock those event items such as guns and uniforms with some kind of trainer or save editor?
>>135832846
Why did she walk into Venom's room in full combat gear while only carrying a knife and garrote wire? Why was the doctor the only one packing a gun?
>>135832976
not that i know of and its not like you need one to get those items the event fob is usually easy
>>135832748
No buddies, no supply drops, no blind snipers that don't shoot you while you're crawling, final destination.
>>135833101
Did people actually unlock Skullface's gun, or was that photoshop?
Do you think Stefanie is a virgin?
>>135832680
>She's really shy and awkward
>Doesn't really talk to people
>the other students give her the nicknameSilent
>>135833462
she was until last night ;^)
>>135833462
Depends. If she's only had jap men, I doubt her hymen is broken. In that sense, she would still be a virgin.
>>135833462
No chance, she's 27 and doesn't live with her parents
>>135833462
Probably not but I don't really care and neither should you
>>135833462
I know you are.
>>135833462
No theres a pic gposted here where shes with some asian guys and a white guy. Plus shes been living in Japan for like 5 years and probably gettingg creampied by japs on the low.
>>135833664
Purity is an important virtue.
>>135833557
>she stares at you during class
>>135833841
>she hums while studying alone
>>135833664
Go back to /joosten/.
>>135833727
When you see pictures of Women in group photos do you always automatically imagine them getting fucked by said group?
>>135833462
I'm actually fairly certain that she's a massive whore
>>135833727
>>135834074
Shit nigga I hope so.
>>135834015
>I don't care about some girl who I will never meet and her sex life
>therefore i'm obsessed with her
the problem with joosten is she's acting like a pure girl but we know it's a fake and she probably gets drunk every weekend in roppongi
>>135834157
>That one sperg in the middle.
Just fucking smile, you mop head.
>>135834303
I can literally smell the /r9k/ reeking in this post
I want to fuck joosten in the butt while she facecams with her fanbase and acting all cute on stream
>>135834197
Ah, so you are from /joosten/? You're gonna have to keep those tears flowing; your rules don't matter here.
I will guarantee you this, though: if you defend Stefanie in at least 10 internet arguments, she will reply to your Twitch PMs. Get to it, busta!
>>135834303
She's obviously not fake. She's just naturally a nice person. My brother's gf is the same. Always smiling and saying hello.
>>135833916
>one day you leave the classroom
>you see her in the hallway, near the lockers
>she still stares at you and looks nervous
>>135834157
>>135834157
She's so fucking awkward. I bet she is a virgin.
>>135834562
Anon...
>>135834669
she's lez
>>135834830
So am I
>>135834830sauce
>>135834157
I just noticed the reflection from the window. What the hell are they doing?
>>135834937
>>135834830
>people will fall for this
Do I have to pull that stream video of her creating her venom again?
Joosten a shit
Quiet a cute
>>135834531
What is /joosten/? Is this an actual place?
>>135834754
What? She's been like that ever since I've known her. She's catholic like Joosten, too. Many there's a connection between being catholic and being nice.
>>135835083
the Albino looks like a horror movie villian
>>135835083
Quiet looks better, yeah
>>135835171
I'm afraid your bro either doesn't know or doesn't tell you how much of a whore she is
Is /mgg/ scared of girls or something?
>>135835363
not at all faggot /mgg/ knows better than to trust the estrogen jew thats all
>>135835363
/mgg/ is gay or likes Quiet
>>135835363
THE JUICE IS LOOSE!!!
I am a Female
>>135835306
They do fuck a lot, but only with each other. Nothing whorish about it, but we're getting sidetracked. The point is, women can be nice people.
>>135753224
I don't know if you mean phone wallpaper but here's huey's. I've also got a Quiet version.
>>135835647
only if they get paid money which makes them a whore
>but the words we shared
What the fuck?
Damn, Stefanie probably hasn't had sex the entire time she's been in Japan.
>remembering Donna's quip about how sexually inexperienced she is
Alright boys, which one of us is going to fly to Tokyo to give Stefanie the night of her life? We all need to chip in on this plane ticket, it shall be a triumph for all of us.
>>135835068
Speaking of this, her Venom has asian features, so she got yellow'd many times since she's in Tokyo
>>135836035
>yellow'd
dont you mean Phuc'd
>>135835962
>trust Donna
are you dumb? Donna is taunting just to bait her fans
>>135836193
Why would Donna ever lie anon?
>>135836035
>>135835962
I remember back when we fuskered her Tokyo 2008 pics from photobucket and she looked just as awkward and standoffish as she does now. I honestly believe that she hasn't been getting plowed, but that's just me.
>>135836230
shes austrailian thats what they do
>>135836321
Nowedon't
Stefanie is a lesbian and trying to hide it because 90% of her fanbase is made of betacucks like you, not hard to understand really
>>135836256
Well, if she didn't change, she's really the ultimate autistic waifu
>>135836467
I like Stef and I would not care if she was a carpet muncher
>>135836467
I wonder if her family knows that if it's true
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=JwwvF4qYOYM
What did Stefanie say at 6:12? My mind is telling me that she was about to say that she doesn't have much sex(lol) but then quickly changed it.
>>135836834
"all right, I don't have some of(???)"
>>135836834
It's really not that clear enough
>>135836834
she doesnt have stilettos
>>135837054
Yeah, my bad. That's what it sounds like.
>>135837245
that being said its a show its not real shes acting
>>135837054
mea guhrl me nyam da poom poom :DDDDD
now can we talk about mgsv pls
>>135836256
Nigga that's small time sbit. When her ancient forum posts got shown there was one where she said she sat on some female asian DJ's lap and that she was 'super sexy'. Of course, this was also when /joosten/ found out that stef went clubbing a few times and lost their shit.
>>135837862
nah senpai what stefanie does with her ass/tits/pussy/mouth is more important on the real
>>135837882
she went out clubbing with friends and got drunk with a bunch of brazilians
>>135837882
>there was one where she said she sat on some female asian DJ's lap and that she was 'super sexy'
know we know the truth
>>135787913
What the hell is what?
>>135838015
I wonder if she's ever sucked a dick before? She has some serious DSLs imo.
>>135837862
Why V, of all games?
>>135835171
joost said she's not really religious
>>135838453
Because it's the best one
>>135837882
Did she really say that?
>>135838214
This was common knowledge a few months back. Bear in mind that she was drunk and just messing around at a parapara club, so I don't really read too much into it. Going by the rest of her forum posts (she had like 100+ posts), she's a really chilled out girl that was really into dancing and just having fun with her friends. She didn't seem the slightest bit slutty/whorey.
>>135838859
seems like a cool girl
>>135838757
yeah
>>135838859
>stefanie knew about the "over 9000" meme back in 2006/2007
>i didn't even know about that shit until like 2010
feels bad man
>>135839074
Is that her?
>>135838684
...said the 15yo
>>135839482
ye, the girl on the right
MGSV was a mistake.
>Replaying the TRUTH mission.
>Remember all those 1984 references.
>The Man Who Sold The World is about Bowie being torn between two personalities. Not two people.
>Ishmael's face model is straight up just medic's face from Ground Zeroes.
>Big Boss rides off on the motorcycle during the sunrise, but Venom and Ocelot arrive at the whaler during night.
>That smoking gun that is the whole Paz side-story.
>"Facts don't exist, only interpretations."
Guess I'm late to the party guys?
>>135839482
Yeah
btw she was pretty vulgar on that forum, it's funny when Donna tells to her fans 'she never says "fuck" or "shit'
>>135839560
Is there a video of this?
>>135838015
>Ayo we some finna talking like bix noox finna ayyys we just some finna ayyyy.
Just talk normally. Jesus Christ.
>>135839879
What kind of stuff did she say?
>>135840382
she called her hairdresser a cunt
>>135839861
The entire story of MGS seems to have been shaped by 1984. The language thing, the BB idolisation, the double think, the peace and war stuff, the patriots. It's all got a root in 1984.
And you think Kojima is nuts?
You can come up with this shit even if you wanted to
http://youtu.be/ZRuSS0iiFyo
>>135840494
Donna probably says 'cunt' all the time.
>>135832724
Pure conjecture. This is Metal Gear, she was probably a child soldier.
>>135840382
Nothing special but she just talked like the average Internet user "fucking something" "don't give a fuck" etc etc
She was just a normal teenager, I don't blame her for this, but it's ironic when you're thinking about the actual joosten, pure, polite and careful
>>135840382
Also, there used to be talk of whether or not Stefanie was racist, but on that forum, there was a vid where a gay black dude and his friend did sone eurobeat/parapara dance and then kissed at the end. She said he did a great job and the kiss was really cute, so I highly doubt she's as xenophobic as people thought. Just throwing that out there.
>>135840745
>Couldn't even fight off a guy who just woke from a 9 year coma and deliberately wasn't using CQC on her.
IMO she was fresh off the bus on the hospital mission.
>>135840745
>probably a child soldier
Pure conjecture. This is MGSV, she was probably raised in a loving environment by mercenaries in the middle of the ocean.
>>135840923
>there used to be talk of whether or not Stefanie was racist
I'm pretty sure that was just a joke dude
>>135840513
>It's literally impossible to tell what's real and what's a hallucination in MGSV.
BRAVO KOJIMA
R
A
V
O
MGS2 AND MGS3 ON PS4 VIA THE EMULATION FUCKING WHENNNNNNN
>>135841045
I don't know man. On /joosten/, there were quite a few people saying she's racist/xenophobic because she lives in Japan (this was back when /joosten/ had 90+ users), and they were serious.
>>135841453
No they weren't man
>>135841645
Yes they were man.
How are so many people online having fucktonne of resources? Like over 700k-1mil precious metals & it's common.
They can't have just invaded FOB's right? Raiding high level ones usually net me 7k-10 max. Not on pc though.
>>135841840
i usually get 50k per fob so probably
>>135841770
The only time I ever heard about her being racist was when they (and some people here) were parodying that racist Kaz meme
Joosten hates minorities. HATES MINORITIES!
When did this become /stefanie/ general?
>>135842079
right about here>>135833462
>>135841062
Revealing 100% clearly who ishmael is is pretty anti-moby dick desu. And some things just don't add up.
>>135840983
>Nine years ago you disappeared during my fifth grade English final so I'm here to kill you Big Boss!
>>135842079
It's america time now. Gay time happens when europe wakes up.
>>135842179
better than kojima's writing desu
>>135842139
I don't mind it. I'd rather talk about Stefanie's pussy than this game.
>>135842007
Quiet isn't Joosten, she doesn't like nightclubs and J-bitches, she prefers quietness and Venom
>>135842420
Quiet and Joosten are LITERALLY the same person
not Yongyea btw
>>135842590
No, just no dude
someone should send some old pics to joosten on twitter, could be funny to see her reaction
>>135843852
how new are you?
>>135844304
*tips*
>>135844502
That new, huh?
>>135844502
No i mean someone already did that
>>135842386
does stefanie even have a pussy... what if he has a weeny?
what if she reads the thread
>>135845559
Please marry me Stefanie!
>Solid was an ass guy.
>Big Boss was a tits guy.
>Liquid wasMantisguy.
What was Venom into?
>>135845559
Stefanie do you give good head?
>>135846012
feet
>>135846012
cuddles
>MGS2
>Can swim
>MGS3
>Can swim
>MGS4
>Can swim
>Peace Walker
>Nowhere to swim
>MGS5
>Can't swim
MGS5 is arguably the worst Metal Gear title to play for otters
>>135846643
There's nowhere to swim in V either other than the waters around motherbase
>>135846012REVENGE
>>135846870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFCcLJBVug
>>135847407
He didn't even get to try and swim!
Healthy food is for suckers. It tastes like garbage and if you say you like it, you're a chump and a liar.
>>135848226
agreed
What are some games to improve this dogshit game?
even removing the helicopter ride would be fucking fantastic
>>135849873
>even removing the helicopter ride would be fucking fantastic
infinite heaven can do that
What if tomorrow the new cashier from your common supermarket is her?
>>135849873
*some mods
>>135849981
does it let me do away with the mother base bullshit, I just want my ground zeroes experience back, I want the same fast and snappy feeling MGS1-2 gave me
>>135850123
Kill her
>>135850147
it can literally do everything
http://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidvtpp/mods/45/?
Flaming Buffalo is a cute girl!
>>135851215
no she isnt
>>135850336
can't seem to find snake bite mod manager version 0.83, only 0.8
>>135850329
>>135820329
that was fun
is this in the op?
>>135853172
lez
>>135853172
What is it? I can't get it to play.
>>135850329
>>135854914
Joost playing MGSV in Quiet's cell.
>>135846643
>Afghanistan
>Nowhere to swim because it's mostly desertic.
>Africa
>Africans can't swim because african waters are unswimable.
Don't you get it ?
>>135853172
Just link the post instead of posting the URL, this shit's annoying.
>>135855887
Thanks senpai, you've calmed my autism.
>>135855824
You could've found it yourself faggot.
>>135856014
I know, but that wasn't the problem.
oldjoost or normaljoost?
>>135856014
sift through dozens of threads looking for a single webm which takes literally seconds to link to fuck that
Fucking dogshit, how do I fix this thing?
>>135754880
she was forced to drink that salty water ocelot tossed on her
>>135857172
Must be the Patriots doing that :)))
>>135857172
Give it access to the path.
>>135857647
thanks anon, had to run as admin
>>135768952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuYQX5LDkzs&index=42
>>135858097
DELETE THIS
How do I quick dive on the PC version?
>>135858353
alt + f4
Uh so Bounter Hunter is still the only slightly bearable game mode then?
>finally play through MG1 to amuse myself knowing Venom is the final boss
>the after-credits ending reveals he survived, making the retcon that that was actually BBs body double completely irrelevant
BRAVO KOJIMA
>>135858201
what was it?
>>135859270
>Implying that wasn't BiBo
>>135859270
Kojima himself confirmed he will need to retcon things with TPP
>>135858952
Nope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRZD3Z4oC1g
>>135859283
top secret but the madman actually did it
>>135859270
that was Quiet swearing revenge for her husband
>>135858952
No, there are none and MGO3 should be avoided at all costs.
>>135859507
What?
>>135859507
wut? Explain don't be that dude
Venom can't go to hell, he a good boy that didndu nuffin and he deserves to fugg Quiet in the afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvWwuD9-VU
rare joost lol
>>135859283
Some things are better left unsaid. You don't want to know.
>>135859270
because venom didn't die, Quiet found and rescued him before Outer Heaven blew up
>>135859270
or maybe Kojima thought
"i'll make him the final boss again in the next game"
>>135860750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRX-jxS2QNo
another (0:20)
>>135861353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_V26dRBLs
it's not over yet
>>135860750
>>135861353
>>135861895
thanks good work Raiden
Stef needs to hurry up and do some jav work
>>135862851
It's too late for that
>>135862851
>implying she hasn't already
look harder
>>135862983
there are mature jav actresses
>>135862851
id settle for just a pic of her flashing someone
>>135863056
she's famous dumbass, she's not gonna make this kind of stuff now, are you stupid
>>135863435
there are a lot of famous jap actresses that turn to porn when their career goes down hill
Ok /mgg/, platinum is making another cuhrayzee metal gear game. Which would you rather have
A. Gray Fox game
B. Solidus game
>>135863269
>Stefanie has big pepperoni nipples
God I would suck those things for eternity.
>>135835729
Thank you! Yes, I meant phone wallpaper, thanks.
>>135863658
>implying she has no tiny pinky nipples
Holy shit, I just now learned about the MGO expansion pack
>>135863583
Solidus my african american
>>135863583
>B. Solidus game
Only if there's a wall builder mini game.
>>135863583
sam
>>135845559
Gab said she saw a /v/ thread and didn't like what she saw.
>>135867805
Why the fuck did she come on /v/? Someone warned her?
>>135829008
T-thank you! It may sound pathetic, but this makes me happier that you can possibly imagine.
Which version of MGS3 is the best first time experience?I just finished MGS2 and it's now one of my favourite games ever.
>>135868219
I think someone tweeted her the thread.
>>135868562
HD collection
>>135868617
what if I'm a poorfag whose emulating the series? Please don't bully
>>135868891
MGS3 is one of the hardest PS2 games to emulate properly
you will probably have a substandard experience no matter what version you play
Quiet
>>135869642
*gibs thumbs up*
>>135869642
She looks so smug :3
>>135863583
Raiden
About how he becomes a ninja and rescues Sunny
is there anything comfier than 5v5 cloak and dagger?
>>135870382
>tfw we will never have the real MGR
>>135863583a game where Huey is revived, makes a perfect version of Sahelanthropus and his son has to stop him with his own metal gear
In MGO, I'm hearing a lot of weird musical notes coming from people's appeal actions post-match.
Is this a new feature that I'm unaware of?
>>135874119
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgScv-CxVKQ
I need help with something. I've been tweaking this Old Venom avatar slightly every couple of weeks. Today I tried him with darker skin and I feel like it works better, even though the brighter skin is the exact color Venom uses(the arms literally the same). But the tanner one makes him look like Big Boss to me. It reminds me more of his portrait from MG2.
Anyone got opinions on which one looks better?
HAHAHAHA drk fucking sucks so bad at streaming games hes literally banning everyone in chat who says anything about it, or even tries to offer some help as hes been stuck in the same spot for hours.
How the fuck could they turn what was the best stream on twitch into the far and away worst.
>>135875885
drk is an insufferable faggot 2bh
>>135876093
He just put it in sub mode hes such a fucking baby he can't handle fucking anything
>>135875885
he said no tips or hints hes a big boy he wants to figure it out on his own
>>135875556
The lighter skin looks better in my opinion.
>>135876381
Yeah, that's twitch streamer standard, it is honestly annoying for people trying to play things to have people telling them how to do it.
But it's also hilarious how fucking awful he is at anything outside of how he's memorized MGS1-4.
>>135808409
I agree
>>135877204
hes not that bad he is playing on very hard and its a blind playthrough
>>135875556
Dark Skin makes him look latino or some shit
>BeanerBoss
>>135876684
>>135877724
Stayin light it is, thank you.
>>135877586
But hes such a giant faggot about everything its hard to cut him a break, he acts like he is god of MGS with his opinions and how he talks to other people but he fucking sucks at any game that doesn't have guards that follow a very exact path that you can memorize, like any game that has random guard paths he sucks at so fuck him.
>>135878348
honestly, I'm fairly certain he doesn't even like MGS that much to begin with
>>135878348
I agree with you there.
>>135878597
None of them do, dogg messaged me when I got banned by drk before and he basically said the only reason they still stream on there is people for some reason still sub and donate. None of them like MGS at all other then maybe msg1 and 2.
DRK got a 1000 dollar donation to play the twin snakes a few months ago so thats the only reason still stream MGS.
>>135878952
Pathetic tbqh
>>135825328
interestingly, if you go back and look at the old motherbase video you can see a platform thats nearly complete with a platform and some unfinished structures on it.
in our game we just see it with the lower parts being built then it just suddenly goes from the lower half of a platform to a fully finished platform.
aparently there were more development stages for the platforms being built that got cut.
Also
its just a normal platform being built, but on the other side of the already 4/4 command platform, whats up with that?
Just unlocked Raiden, pretty funny
What did Venom do with the pictures of Quiet that were on the ACC, after she goes MIA?
>>135880831
tributed
>>135880831
if venom had a room, they would be in there
>>135880831
Please don't memepost my shit it makes me paranoid
MGO Skullface expansion pack when?
I want to shoot people with his mare's leg
>>135880831
She came back don't worry
>>135880831
Burned them, in honor of the way Quiet walked out into the desert and set herself on fire
>Fukushima in charge of difficulty
>>135884258
>>135829606
This is PC man, the same thing is happening to me, I only imagine it's even worse on consoles.
>>135888228
>>135884258
>>135888665
Cute cat.
>>135888915
>>135889193
>>135888915
>>135889193
I wasnt planning on doing posting my folder of genderbend ocelot but i can post a few it you want.
>>135890845
>>135891096
>>135890845
Do it
>>135891379
>>135892485
>>135892758
>>135761129
You forgot John Cygan he did legendary shit bro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdzN72AXXCM
>The Way he delivers this line
"I'm The Boss to surpass Big Boss! SOLID SNAKE!"
>>135892758
>>135832193
I play the event FOBS and I was doing the high level FOBS on the security challenge tab up until Konami decided to kill off FOBs.
>>135892485
>Huey has the biggest boobs
I love male Huey, b-but this turns me on...
>>135832193
FOBS are the only thing in MGS5 outside of the total stealth missions to really require a high level of stealth.
MGO is also shit and useless so FOBS are the only thing to do really.
>>135841840
They had double rewards a week or 2 ago. And this was before Konami decided to fuck over FOBs, so you had a huge selection of high level FOBS to invade.
If you hit a high level support you could easily get like 30,000 fuel, and 10k of other resources each run.
I mean, in that week I was able to get all the resources for all the final struts on the 4th FOB, and cap out on resources pretty quickly.
Good thing I did because I can't even imagine trying to do shit now that FOBS are fucked.
Thanks Konami.