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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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2016-03-17 21:17:30
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIuaEyblPO8
Use >>>/vg/csgog as a link to find the thread.
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LINK THE FUCKING OLD THREAD NEXT TIME
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>>135530210
nah
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time for cheating baguettes vs Gob ''b'' our guy
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is linking the old thread really this fucking hard?
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>>135530207
dad?
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What's the sexiest skine?
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>>135530210
>>135530409
>6 replies
>5 posters
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Why does Yanko have no neck?
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Pala is the future of CSGO.
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>>135530586
>>135530137 OP
>>135530367 OP response
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>>135530606
cuz he necked himself
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>2016
>thorin still getting hired for analyst desks
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>>135530207
>>135530210
>>135530367
>>135530408
>>135530409
>>135530415
>>135530481
>>135530586
>>135530606
>>135530613
>>135530665
>>135530670
>>135530737
These are all m e desu familia.
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>>135530409
there is no reason to look at old csgog threads you shouldnt even read the current one
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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nice professioler esporting show goblart mall cops!!
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>>135530670
I'm the OP and I didn't respond to him. I don't think anyone but him gives a shit though.
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>pala and bantz
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>>135531074
I'm the OP and I didnt write this
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>>135531154
Are you a fag?
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>>135531304
NICE MEMEMEME XDDD
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reposting from last thread
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banter is pretty good right now
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>>135531353
Are you feeling ok, man? Posting on imageboards can be stressful.
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nah
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>It's a d2g invades ep
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>>135531464
agree 100% tb h
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rip
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>>135531472
How's the reference game?
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Why are Chroma 2 Cases at $.25 right now
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that st patricks day joke was pretty good
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What should I name my AK /csgog/?
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>mafw 1vX clutch and team mates go wild on voice
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>>135530993
I want to breed this anime.
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>>135531814
White MALE
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>>135531464
>LG
>their guys
fuck off
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>>135532071
yes they are idiot
reddit is literally on fallens dick
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>>135532071
favelas cannot be our guys
except for FalleN who is everyone's guy because he's a wonderful human being
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>>135532071
>le epic fevela underdog meme
No.
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>>135532130
>>135532170
fuck off, they only hopped on once they started winning. they didnt give a shit when they were still kabum/keyd
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>>135532170
this m8
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>>135531814
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>german cs
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>>135531814
seunghee best clc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QS6hCWn_l0
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lmaoing at moe losing all that money
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in the meantime moe is being a degenerate gambler on stream
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>moe losing 75,000 dollars in 10 minutes
lol
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>>135533506
>>135533505
>>135533416
The site gives him those skins to bet in the first place. He literally just won like 78k yesterday.
m0e never loses his own money betting on stream
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>>135531464
>no Warowl
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>>135533506
crazy how he is desensitized to that shit
i am pissed when i lose 10€
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>>135531814
Carl
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>tilt other team so hard on warmup that one guy leaves and they surrender after the pistol round
>in a GE game
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>>135534162
i honestly believe global / supreme is the most aids infested rank there is, the most stupid shit always happens without question. for example losing ct side inferno pistol round and having an angry brazilian forcebuy and bodyblock every round even though we won the half 9-6. really dumb shit
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Grats Ryu (our guy)!
I hope they change the name/logo though.
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>>135534162
he worked himself into a shoot brother
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I wish legija was the one who broke his foot and couldn't play
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>>135534704
that can be arranged
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>>135534584
http://selfless.gg/news/2016/3/17/selfless-here-to-stay
Oops
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>>135534162
>>135534496
>lose pistol
>gg we lose noob
>russia has recieved a 7 day global cooldown
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"our guy"
expression commonly used on csgog by underage virgins who are insecure and seek validation for their opinions from their peers
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>>135534917
t. redditor
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csgo is such an amazing game
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>>135534584
Considering they're selling Selfless.gg shirts already, I doubt it.
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>be GN3
>other team has an obvious smurf or cheater or some shit I don't fucking know
>he's speeding around every corner with a deagle getting headshots 80% of the time
>despite him dropping a 45 bomb and carrying his team super hard he loses because the 2nd highest guy on his team only had like 4 kills and 19 deaths
I feel bad for that dude he tried his hardest to get a win and his team was full of shitters that just mash random keys on their keyboard
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>>135535009
I disagree and you're gay
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>>135535009
upvoted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J0SB1aUFnU
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>in competitive lobby
>guy receives perma comp ban
how the hell did that happen?
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Is any of the shit in this vid still possible, if not why do they remove boosts and pixelwalks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ERyiRyq8
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>network card died
>pretty sure bestbuy, target, and walmart don't carry them anymore
>amazon won't deliver until saturday afternoon
>still have the helium from last week
>finally have a reason to use it
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>>135535869
>hover over link
>see DINOSOWER tags in thumbnail
>add to filter
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10-5 is decent for NRG
justin and silent aren't playing badly
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>>135535838
Cheating.
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>>135535009
No it isnt.
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>>135536117
try bleach, nerd
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>>135535869
>DINOSOWER
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>>135535869
Most of it's possible except for ladder tricks, and they don't remove it because you still need to practice the required movement and even if you're perfect it's still risky to do movement tricks in the middle of a map when someone could just turn a corner and kill you while you're setting up.
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>>135535869
The vertigo shit is definitely doable, didn't bother watching further than that.
And they wont remove boosts completely because they add depth, what they might do is nerf certain boosts that are too strong. But boosts like on overpass, getting up on short on D2, getting up on quad on inferno, etc. have no reason to be removed, they just add an extra way that good teams can excel.
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What's thefunnestcs and why is itsource
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>>135536117
>network card
>2016
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Holy shit how great will this be if reddit's guys get btfo by a tier 3.5 NA team
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>>135537151
wouldve won already with ptr desu
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how come it takes 1 second to pick up a hostage sometimes, but other times it takes 4 seconds?
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>>135536117
>>network card
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My highest priced item is a Factory New Negev | Power Loader.
How do I start makin' profit.
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>>135537705
>>135537094
mobo ethernet sux
reminder that just because it's in the motherboard and not a pci slot, doesn't make it not a card
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>>135537651
kit
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>>135537779
lmao
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>>135537779
better get some platinum coated ethernet cables while you're at it
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>>135537838
oh. are those random in casual? I've never bought one
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>>135537749
flusha urself
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>>135537963
you can buy them
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it's ldlc vs clg at x games aspen all over again
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ROFL FRENCHKEKS
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>>135537963
yes
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>>135538086
I see - I must have been picking up ones from dead people and not realizing it
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l m a o frenchies BTFO
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REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH
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how the fuck do you break a leg on an airplane
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>>135531814
TRUMP 2016
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>>135538413
who did?
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WHO /ABSOLUTE MADMAN/ HERE?
WW@ BOYS
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Is Kaceytron trolling???? If she is she's a genius I wish I was a pretty girl so I could do the same
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NV is literally a tier 3 team.
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>>135539246
N U T T Y
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>pronax getting banned mid-match
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should I risk it?
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>tfw shitposting in csgog from my college classes
Gubmint is literally paying me to shitpost
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>>135537779
is this bait?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
bakuretsu mahou
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>>135539661
What
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How to deal with awpfags
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>>135539691
No chance. They have basically the same map pool and NaVi is actually good. If anything the odds should be even higher for NaVi.
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so Devil is really shit theyre not even memeing
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>>135540642
Any made that's not a decoy
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>>135541327
*nade
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>NBK's m4 is named "4YOUYOU"
wew
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NRG beat the baguettes??????????????
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>>135540642
most of them are walling, so fake like you're running to the line of sight,wait for them to shoot, then move out and mow them down
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>>135541690
How do I wall senpaitachi
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>>135542124
sned me you're skines and I deliver
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>rubes attribute my microhacking to me being a smurf
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NIGGER
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how many keys would this be worth?
it's mw
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>>135541607
Is ruining the French scene part of your plan?
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>>135542571
10 is the best i would do for this
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>>135542571
14 maybe
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this host is such a faggot jesus christ
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>>135543949
hello reddo
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>>135543949
Pala is second best host.
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i just tuned into counterpit, heard it had been a shitshow
has pala been this much of a shit host the whole time? he sounded really pissed off at thorin and ynk's banter and really flustered
was sadokist actually mad?
desu i enjoy watching this shit events to an extent
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How is the Straya vs Liquid match so far
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>>135542571
SKINFAGS FUCK OFF
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>>135531464
>no stewie2k
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Is it just me or is Olofmeister the sexiest pro player ever?
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>>135539296
she's obviously trolling. everbody knows that
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UPDATE HYPE 500MB
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no
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>>135545234
That would be pronax.
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>>135545234
Nah that would be SEX GOD Dosia and JW
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>be NA
>get carried by fat turk and a german sub
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>gob b
>tarik
>xantares
>yam
>tahsin
could this t*rk team legit be top 10?
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>>decide to try casual mode again
>>join server
>>both teams have at least 3 awps
>>the people with awps have 10k each
>>I can afford an AK
>>killed in the first 40 seconds of a round and have to watch other people strafe back and forth over one foot of space whilst cycling weapons
>>go back to arms race
>>win two games back-to-back
I feel like I'm not meant for this game...
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>>135545234
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>>135546253
>tahsin
>not maikelele
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>>135546493
what's wrong with the fun modes?
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Nice macrotoggle
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>>135546493
fuck casual is so broken on a fundamental level.
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>>135546493
casual is objectively the shittiest mode in the game. if you wanna dick around play retake or 1v1 like the real memers do
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>>135546493
Why casual mode in CSGO is not "ranked without skill groups" anyway? Like in dotes
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>NV might actually lose
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>french CS
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200mb update
http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2016/03/13793/
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we mlg sticker now
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festive chickens!
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>>135548198
200mb for literally nothing
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>>135548198
gone are the days when they would update the game with huge gameplay changes right before a major tournament
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>buy pistols
>win
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please everyone dont buy stewie stickers im buying them all, thanks
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>>135548198
>hey guys here's a 200mb update with STICKERS! everyone loves stickers, right?
>what do you mean sound is still completely broken? I have no idea what you're talking about
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>>135548451
Source 2 port day before Colombus
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Where are the stickers.....
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>lose
>macrohack
>win
when will this meme dies
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Anyone want's to trade the water glock for a factory new hypnotic deagle? I can't use the market because of the new fucking rules.
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what is an micro hack?
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>>135548451
what, the community wants 128 tick mm servers? okay were gonna give them new glove models :)
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>>135548198
>– Updated phong shader to apply envmap albedo tint that matches phong albedo tint and intensity values.
What does it mean?!
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>>135542571
about 80 bucks on steam market
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So a tier 3 NA team with a german sub is about to beat Envy? Nice.
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>>135549549
>NA team
3 players are EU
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>>135549457
they updated the phong shader to apply an envmap albedo tint that matches the phong albedo tint and intensity values
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>>135549549
Envy is tier 3 team.
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>>135548198
[HOLIDAY]
– Added festive chickens.
Yes!
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>shitquid
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Somebody made a lot of money and somebody lost a lot of money today
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>>135549664
If you can't fix critical game problems, distract them with fluffy rabbit ears.
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based nrg
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>this fucking upset
luckily I overslept
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S I L E N T
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Envy what a fucking joke, haha
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ENVYUS
NAH I DON'T ENVY U
XD
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HOLY SHIT
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Oh my fuck that 4k
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>nV
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SILENT
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>mfw i 1v4 nV in OT
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tabsen retard
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>silent
>justin 9 n
E N V Y U S
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https://www.livecap.tv/t/counterpit/uufxK8Bsn87
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>envyus losing to a team with just9n as topfragger
gogurts.....?
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>>135550116
God B and german stand in carried them most of the game, just9n woke up only at the end.
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>>135546549
Why does he never know what to say?
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Who here ready to meme hard
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>>135550390
thinkign bout boosts
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U S A
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HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
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HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
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HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
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A SHIT HE DOESN'T GIVE
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>>135549802
what critical game problems are there?
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please NRG, I want to taste the NV better tears
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>Team reddit goes to double overtime against ragtag team of tier 3 germans and americans lead by fat turk
Bravo.
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moody whispers
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how fucked am I
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>>135550583
>>135550584
>>135550621
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>135550768
thnx 4 da deag
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>>135550768
>betting that much on NA CS dice rolls
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>>135550768
Who gives a fuck about this boring online shit
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>>135550768
>betting against our cunts
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>>135535869
what's this dinosower shit i keep seeing over the last year or so. i noticed they're always faggy
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MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>
KENIS
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what the fuck happened to NV?
Why are they not even like a top 10 team anymore. Things looked ok for a while after Kenny joined but since then they've slipped further than they ever have before.
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>>135550768
>betting shitquid
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KENNY LMFAO
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>>135550964
it's a "clan" for lolyou fanboys
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>>135550768
Not at all, liquid wins 16-6.
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Replay?
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Overtime is so much more interesting :/ why don't they just start with overtime?
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JESUS CHRIST THIS GAME
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where were you when ptr got cut?
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>>135551195
idk I always love watching pistol rounds
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>>135551027
NBK deserves better desu he's the only consistent one
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>>135551027
Their licenses for the cheat has gone out except for Happy and Kenny. That's why they took in Devil.
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>>135551195
Overtime scripts are expensive and require a lot more effort.
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>play vs cheater boosting his retarded friends (Spanish serverr, of course)
>ragequit after like 11 rounds lost in a row
>see this
what
>>
there was a pro game somewhat recently that people on leddit were shitting themselves about
apparently there were a ton of clutch plays and some people even said its the best match they've ever seen
would anyone happen to know the match im talking about
i want to see it
i dont know if it was from a major or anything
all i know is that people went full sperg about it and it was in the last month or two or three something like that im assuming
quite vague i know, i apologize
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Why is the CounterPit stream so orange?
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U S A
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>135531464
Steel is not our guy he talked the other day on stream about how he doesn't visit 4chan because it depresses him.
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>All this just for one of these teams to be decimated 2-0 by astralis tomorrow
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U S A
U S A
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envy onegai
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>>135551390
wtf lel
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USA USA USA
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WE DID IT
OUR YEAR LA
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nice nade idiot
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>FROGS
LEL
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lmao poor envy they got btfo quite hard
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>baguettes
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TY4EZSKINS
Y
4
E
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S
K
I
N
S
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>>135551453
Probably a reddit post, but the game I assume is LG vs Navi at Intel extreme masters semifinal.
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>3 euros
>USA
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GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
GOD B
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>second LAN that ends day 1 at 2am local time
gotards?
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what a game
gob b doing it again
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>8%
THANKS FOR THE SKINEZ
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>8%
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>>135539246
post winninz lad
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>>135551701
AMERICA WAS BUILT ON IMMIGRATION
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>>135551701
>a turk, two mexicans, a serb and a pole
sounds like a joke setup
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>americans trying to take credit
u-usa u-u-usa!!!
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Why does France even exist?
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>>135551701
They only have 2 euros, retard
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>>135551390
you're so bad you literally held your team back from winning. the other guy probably wasn't even cheating you just suck.
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Envy is finished.
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>Na'vi vs VP
Who throws harder boys?
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/710627949855318017
top lel
>>135551867
see >>135551795
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>>135551869
Nah, 3 of us abandoned since the guy was wallbang prefiring everyone.
That's global for you these days btw.
>>
team reddit btfo
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>>135551867
God B is white.
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>>135551904
Navi will obviously win.
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Holy shit.
Post your NV max bets boys
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>>135551795
The Fat Dick doesn't disappoint.
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>>135551973
top kek "our guy" is so edgy xD xD xD
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>>135552085
assblasted redditor and frog
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>losing to a team with 2 na players
french cucks with this damage control
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whats going on with liquid vs rng
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Literal Dosia Sex God sig in game.
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was just9ns face always this bad
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>>135535869
>IMPRESSIVE
>Shows the Excellent medal
Disgusting.
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>>135552706
that's why you don't use steroids kiddos
REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR ACCUTANE
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>>135552085
how much?
>>
>nv won more rounds than nrg
>nrg wins
nice game gotards
>>
>tfw people regularly tell me I sound like Friberg
>tfw I just noticed I have the same painting in my room that he has
And we both suck balls, this gotta be a sign.
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>>135552706
I remember watching this stream, when he was only a pug star playing with shroud, he was pretty fit, and had a clean face, this was like late 2014.
CSGO is a hell of a drug.
>>
I came here to laugh at the baguettes
>>
Looks like you can turn a shit american team into a good one by replacing half the players with europeans. Good fucking riddance to baguettes though.
>>
>>135551390
I downloaded your demo and the guy is ragehacking so fucking hard
pretty entertaining to watch tbqh
>>
How long does it usually take to sell a Huntsman???
>>
>suddenly can't use the community market
why
>>
>>135553023
>Deagle conspiracy field-tested worth 8$
What. The factory new is worth 2$.
>>
>>135553213
3-4 years
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>>135552831
you are literally retarded
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>>135550964
dinosower has been around for a bit
But they're the biggest clan of faggots you'll ever meet.
When I used to play
>comp tf2
I would regularly get banned from their server for "aimbotting" as the sniper. Would also target the admins, and had every movement key macro'd to spam "NO". So that probably didn't help.
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>>135553271
It's a stattrak retard, don't you see the icon, fucking dumbass
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>>135553271
stat trak
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>>135553271
it's a stattrak numbnuts
>>
>>
>>135553518
>>135553650
>>135553909
>>135553943
easiest bait of my life
>>
>>135552779
>ACCUTANE
Enjoy liver failure.
>>
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unboxed a crate with the leftover sticker money and got this.. bretty nice?
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>>135553023
What betting site?
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>>135553213
it took me 2 weeks because retards made the price fall down by 20 dollars and I'm a stubborn fuck that wants money
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>tune in to liquid ESL match
>NA CS in charge of sanity
what the fuck is happen
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>>135554378
looks bs?
still pretty dank knife
love the sound effect
>>
guys I just bought $30 of stickers what am I doing with my life
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>>135554680
ft. yeah i prefer this to a gut knfie
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>>135554107
Dont cover up for me fucking faggot
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>>135554765
You should wait, they go down really low the last day.
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>>135554902
i bought them in game
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Fucking reddit ruined the new Dosia signature what the fuck
>>
lol is gb james playing for liquid?
what a disaster, sorry liquid betters
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>>135550670
smokes too strong, crouching hit box broken, first shot inaccuracy, player acceleration is too fast
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>>135555063
smdh
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>>135555072
are you retarded?
>>
>>135555264
>shake my dickhead?
>>
>>135554902
a-and when is the last day of the tournament?
>>
>>135555072
yeah bruh s1mple got VAC'd midmatch
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>>135555319
are you?
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>play about 3 times a week
>see this every so often
>giggle
>then realize this is probably the reason why im not ranking up
someone on a surf server I was playing on got vaced today why cant people keep cheating to a minimum?
>>
>>135555398
tomorrow
>>
>>135555491
>be shit at the game
>try to get boosted by hackers
>said hackers are even more dumb and get banned
>waah why am I not ranking up??? I should be global by now
nys
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPq2cf9SDY
Have you seen simple drop mad bars in a suit?
>>
>>135555491
why don't you stop paying for boosts, shrimp dick
>>
>>135555647
nade yourself?
>>
>>135555647
>>135555717
I solo queue 100% of the time.
>>
>>135555986
>PARTY MEMBER banned
>im soloQ tho lol
simply epic my friend
>>
>>135555680
my guy
>>
>>135555986
so do i and i never once had that message pop up for me
>>
>>135555252
how are smokes too strong? they're fine the way they are.
>>
G2 or VP lads? I don't trust either team whatsoever.
>>
>>135556223
t. no skill csgo babby
>>
>>135556223
for me personally it's the 100% gray screen overlay
it really shouldn't be there if you're in the edge of the smoke, nor for 3 seconds after you get out of it
>>
>>135556258
low on vp trust me
>>
why do europeans not use their mics? too autistic?
>>
>>135556640
pretty much. yuropoors are generally very cowardly and scared people and they bottle it all up and either shit up the internet like 4chan or start world wars
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>>135556640
I dont like how my voice sounds on mic.
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do you guys like my knife
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>>135557213
nope
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>>135555264
>dosia wants to be hardcore but valve won't let him
>>
how long until just9n and silent fall back into irrelevancy like ptr did after he beat nV that one time?
>>
>>135557213
bayonet looks like pencil dick desu. m9 bayonet on the other hand..
>>
>>135555396
>suck my dick homo
>>
>>135557542
I bet he joins le woo snek team
>>
>>135557595
i don't have enough money for a nice m9 desu
>>
15 minutes till simpleton destroys ausfailians, right?
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>>135557775
more like 25
>>
>Hang tight, CS:GO Stash is being updated with MLG Columbus 2016 stickers, capsules, and souvenir packages
Did something change about souvenir stuff in the blog????
>>
what do you guys think will happen with the next competitive map pool change?
santorini seems to be more popular than the new nuke.
>>
>>135558498
Something inferno.
>>
>>135558498
Season was more popular than train
>>
>>135549664
yay easter chickens
>>
Wait when did the fucking game start? FUck is this?
>>
>>135558747
unlike Santorini, Season is actually decent
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Can anyone explain this meme to me(me)?
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Need a bit of input for the pick em shit
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>>135559956
GOOD GOY
O
O
D
G
O
Y
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looking for a scar20 contractor battle scarred asap
does anyone have that?
>>
>>135560029
>not wanting the chance at getting a shiny badge saying you picked every team that would win at Columbus
I bet you don't even fill out the March Madness brackets either
>>
>>135559956
NiP, LG, Faze, Fnatic, NV, Asstrails, Navi, VP
>>
I hate NA CS
>>
>>135559956
so you only get some stupid fucking trophy? haha fuck csgo
good job best goyim
>>
>>135559956
NIP
Favelas
Faze. Seriously wtf is this Liquid bullshit
Our Guys
CLG because NV sucks
Asstralis
Sla'vi
G2
>>
>>135559956
>shiquid
LMAO
>picking ANY NA team
>buying ANY NA sticker
>supporting people who literally don't care about winning as long as they make their ebin streamerbux
no NA team will make it out of these groups
>>
>CANT GET BURN DAMAGE
>GET 130 IN ONE (1) ROUND
>>
>>135560029
>>135560209
>>135560324
>>135560386
>>135560431
ok I made my pick em choices now I need some input for the fantasy team stuff thinking maybe putting pige as sniper and flusha for either commando or clutch player due to those microhacks of his
>>
>>135560817
Put olof for every single one
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>>135560194
>caring about ape hoop
>>
>>135560970
college basketball is goat senpai
no other sporting event as good as march madness
>>
>>135561146
Can't get into a sport that only matters in the last two minutes
>>
>>135561224
This, basketball is just so boring to watch plus it is so slow.
>>
>>135561224
that's true for any sport where you can score any time
I've never understood this meme
>>
>>
>>135561427
>it is so slow
>>
>>135560884
I don't think that's possible
>>
>>135559956
lg
nV
astralis
Navi
G2
it's not hard
>>
Who won map 1?
>>
What is up with the Chroma 2 case prices right now?
>>
>>135561428
It doesn't have as much weight as basketball
The first quarters are all their average time. Then the last quarter is double or triple the length because it becomes Foulball
>>
>>135560057
sorry only have minimal wear
>>
>accidentally bought a columbus 2016 signature foil instead of a regular columbus 2016 signature sticker
fuck I'm retarded
>>
how come csgo pros dont stream?
>>
>>135561625
Football, ice hockey, tennis. They are all much faster.
>>
>>135562213
sure for hockey and tennis, but football?
neither footballs are fast lmao
>>
>>135561661
Do it anyways
>>
>>135562198
they do
>>
What happened to c9 v renegade stream? I see the Chinese one so it's going on, but where did it go for English?
>>
>>135562585
not regularly right?
>>
>>135563026
why are you so misinformed?
>>
>>135563026
How about using google?
>>
>>135563026
Most don't stream regularly. NA pros stream all the time.
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>>135563151
why would i use google? i obviously can find their accounts. but not a stream schedule senpai.
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>>135562880
they switched it to the more interesting LG - C9 game
>>
are 1v1 servers a reddit meme?
>>
>>135563250
I'd rather watch hilarious shitass csgo rather than a favela stomp
>>
who else here FAT AS FUCK?
>>
>>135563341
then just use the chink stream, not like commentary actually matters
>>
>>135563174
>NA pros stream all the time.
Reason they do that though is because they'll never actually win any tournaments so they need to make money off of CSGO somehow
>>
P250 Wingshot or SuperNova
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>>135563704
supernova fac new stattrak
>>
>>135563704
s t o c k
>>
cvck9
>>
Hey family, is operation Wildfire still worth buying
>>
*farts*
>>
>>135564235
do you like dual berettas briar?
>>
>>135564134
Don't really like StatTraks
>>
>>135564469
Sorry to hear that you're a poorfag
>>
>>135564258
they just cannot
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>>135564258
>How can white men even compete?
With performance enhancing drugs.
>>
Cloud9 makin a cumbak
>>
ChrisJ's signature is being held hostage by the idiotic """"developer"""" Matt Wood. #justiceforchrisj #freesignaturej
>>
Yo guys did liquid choke on the aussie dick?
>>
DDK the type of nigga to name his gat Trayvon
>>
>>135565480
what?
>>
>>135566052
s.m.h black ddk
>>
>>135566163
ChrisJ submitted a new sig (they are currently using the old one from Cluj) and Matt Wood refuses to put it out
>>
Another game ruined by OP awp.
So easy even freak can use it in a pro game
>>
is summit our guy
>>
karambit or m9?
>>
>AGG/SKDC is now KKona
Twich has gone too far. At least AGG removed noKappa.
>>
>>135566490
m9 unless you're a faggot then karambit
>>
>>135566490
both
>>
>>135566679
this m9 for ct and karambit for t
>>
>>135564717
StatTrak looks tacky as fuck
>>
Is something wrong with csgowild?
>Get on
>Flip a few 300s
>won
>my total seems off
>Flip a 30 flat at 1191
>Win
>Puts me at 1256
Huh?
>>
>Cold
>>
http://reddit.com/r/thathappened
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monkeys literally throwing my skins in the trash
thanks
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>liquid loses
>enyvus loses
>lumonisty loses
lmao
>>
>>135566962
Sewage2k
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>favelaniggers lost to addy addicts
>>
WTF
how did the LG lose
>>
>>135558498
nuke has history though.
>>
bet on lg this game theyre guaranteed to win unless tehy go off the script
>>
Splyce will beat Fnatic 16-0 at Columbus and go on to win the tournament screencap this post for proof
>>
almost bet my aquamarine revenge on lg so glad i didn't thank u usa gods
>>
Yeah dude, LG smashed NaVi, a top 3 team, then lost to fucking clown9. Totes not scripted my mangs.
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>>135567349
navi are garbage tho
>>
>>135560057
you seriously don't have the money to buy one off the market?
>>
>>135567394
>teams that have a chance in the major
>NV
>>
>>135566490butterfly is better than both
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>>135562141
foils look nicer anyway.
>>
>>135567349
umm you dropped thi
>>>/lolg/
>>
>>135567817
Umm, you dropped this.
>s
>>
>>135563026
olof streams pretty regularly.
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Do you guys think this would be subtle enough to wear in public with out some edgy teenager yelling out "DUDE CSGO LMAO"?
>>
>>135568497
yes, partially because they run events for other games too
>>
>>135568497
that hoodie is embarassing af kys famas
>>
LETS GO EASY SKINNNN
>>
>tfw a girl in my team
>tfw too anxious to use mic now
fug ;_;
>>
>>135568497
I wouldn't be able to wear that in public senpai, I at least try to hide my autism out in public as best as possible.
>>
clown9 just want this match to end lmao
>>
what does the 2k in sewage's name stand for?
>>
>>135569458
the year he was born.
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Thought you faggots said stewie was the best CS GO player in the world? Is that just a meme?
>>
KKona Back to Premier you fucking crabs KKona
>>
Hey look, everyone, they won a round!
>>
favelas are gonna throw more of my skins away aren't they
>>
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>>135569636
This match was pure distilled entertainment
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>>135569574
He's an extremely mediocre (pro) player. You got meme'd on.
>>
Just got this as a drop an hour ago. Field tested, but still looks good. $60 too.
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>>135569952
I feel more vulnerable then a teenage girl in a dark alley, no more memes please
>>
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>>135570351
God dam my dick is hard
>>
>>135570351
>not a basilisk
You can leave now, Johhny.
>>
christ these casters are total cancer
i cant believe i miss pansy and moses
>>
>>135570587
but moses is one of the casters ...
>>
my game crashes on map load and I don't know what to do ;_;
>>
>>135570775
change your resolution
>>
>>135570587
There not that bad, better then a caster that would be from this site where they would be meme spamming constantly. Guessing there redditers
>>
>>135570775
Watch anime.
>>
>>135570556
fuck off basilisk guy
>>
What sticker should I put on all my guns to let everyone know I'm a huge faggot?
>>
>>135571072
well now you can put on MLG, FaZe, and drug war veteran
i think that'll do nicely
>>
>>135566490
M9 don't buy into the karambit meme. Alternatively a bowie knife fade.
>>
>>135571145
>FaZe, and drug war veteran
But that's Clown9 and they are losing their fight.
>>
>>135570840
doesn't work
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>>135571145
Jesus Christ out of those three I don't know which one would be worse.
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>>135569458
the average amount of kills he gets per match
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>>135530137
>>>Game Enhancements
>Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
>Crosshair:
What's going on here?
>>
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>>135571324
>>
>>135571072
JW stickers
>>
>>135570929
so Rahim? sounds about right.
>>
>gotv
>>
ez skins
NA LMAO
NA LMAO
NA LMAO
>>
>>135571057
You're in my general, kid.
>>
>>135571459
Actually I take that back if I got that sticker I would put it on a gun because being Ironic is sometimes fun. Hopefully valve is being ironic when they release these stickers........
>>
why are so many of the top streamers for CS right now girls when girls are always shit at CS.
>>
>finish the half with literally 2 kills
>ask team to kick me so they can actually have a chance at winning because my aim is just completely off this match
>guy starts a vote to kick
>some retard votes no
>another guy starts a vote and retard votes no again
>proceed to do even worse
fucking just release me from the torture you stupid queer at least then it would've only had an effect on only my rank instead of negatively impacting everybodies' rank with a loss that could have been avoided by kicking me
>>
how do I find friends to fuck around with everyone in comp is a super serious wannabe try hard
>>
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>>135571597
The fuck you call me? Say that to my face kiddo I fucking dare you.
>>
>>135572036
just keep a good attitude brah :^)
>>
>>135572042
rank?
>>
>>135572249
nova 2
>>
>>135572042
Just go into casual matches and fuck around and talk shit with people. Met a couple of decent players in casual pubs like that.
>>
>>135572243
I went into the match with a good attitude expecting the match to go as smoothly as the other matches I played today but after like the 6th round the shit started getting to me I was hitting dudes for anywhere between 78-98 constantly and never actually getting kills and it didn't help that one guy decided to act like a fag and say "I'm going afk until anon stops being so useless"
>>
>>135572326
Give me a way to contact you. We're gonna have a good time.
>>
>>135572036
what rank are you?
>>
>>135572512
Im kinda sick so I dont really use my mic is that okay?
>>
>>135572541SEMit was my rank up match too
>>
>>135572462
>how to make friends with the most annoying 12 year olds possible
>>
Best glock skin for popping CT heads during pistol rounds?
>>
Please friends i want to play again but my computer crashes shit on map load and i don't have the video.cfg file and im losing hope
>>
>>135572637
but how will we shitpost
>>
>>135572668
Just mute the squeekers and join the banter m8
>>
>drug war and faze stickers in the market's most popular section
>>
>>135572774
actions speak louder than words
>>
>>135572876
They're all squeekers or at least act like them.
>>
>>135572936
but verbal shitposting + physical shitposting synergize so well
>>
>>135571145
>MLG, FaZe
too ironic
kawaii, drug war veteran andwarowl
>>
why do people hack in deathmatch? like literally what is the point lol.
The last 3 times i've played there have been at least 2 hackers in my games.
Is there a new hack out or something because this has only been an issue for the past couple of days.
>>
>>135572243
This works desu. I've had games where I anchored hard in one half then single-handedly kept my team in the match the next.
>>
>>135573331
testing out hacks senpai
>>
why are so many pro players ugly motherfuckers?
>>
>>135573331
Bigger question is who hacks in a video game, you may as well just end your miserable life right there and then if you are scripting
>>
>>135573451
stop shitposting
>>
>>135573629
because their "job" requires that they sit still in front of a computer for many hours a day.
like most people.
>>
>>135573331
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=526
new hacks every day but i wouldnt use public hacks past the first 24 hrs.
>>
>>135572702
water elemental
>>
>>135572702
twilight galaxy
>>
My aim is so bad and no amount of dm helps it. My sensitivity is low, 1.7 at 400 dpi. My mousepad is big enough for it. My mouse has a great sensor.
I am the problem. I am just fucking garbage. God dammit dude.
>>
>>135573629
they aren't tho
>fiffy
>henryg
>nbk
>scream
>devilwalk
>device
>get_right
those a just a few pros/former pros
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>>135574415
>get_right
>not ugly
>>
>>135574415
>>get_right
have you seen his chin?neither has he LOL
>>
>>135574415
>nbk
>scream
>get_right
>devilwalk
>henryg
>not fugly as shit
>>
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>>135574494
>>135574548
he's incredibly cute x3
>>
vp vs navi?
>>
>>135574647
>team role
>backstabber
>>
>>135574647
for a photoshoot where a professional is trying their ass off to make him NOT look fugly, sure
>>
>>135574404
Practice crosshair placement and proper peeking if you haven't. You might also want to crank up your sens instead of lowering it, lower isn't great for everybody.
>>
>>135574647
More like GeT_ReKt
Am i right?
>>
>>135574852
Where does one go to learn proper peeking
>>
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>>135574824
he's always cute
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>>135575003
playing comp and getting rekt until you learn the proper technique
that's really it- DM can't teach you that, casual can't teach you that. only playing against real people on real maps in real games can teach you what to do and what not to do
if you'e willing to learn and aren't contend to be a noob then you'll pick it up eventually.
alternatively, watch pros play.
>>
>>135575186
Well, is there a guide that can show me what to focus on?
>>
>>135575353
Go watch steel's how to aim better guide on youtube.
>>
>>135574404
you don't need good aim for cs:go. If you just have your cross hair pointed at popular spots you''ll get kills anyway.
>>
>>135575353
sure, they're everwhere.
but focus on where the teams meet, useful smokes and flashes, how and when to peek corners, preaiming, etc.
it really just has to be workshopped out. for example, I used to play catcher on my baseball team. now you can practice catching balls and throwing runners out and everything, but to actually get good, you need to play in real games against real opponents and either sink or swim
i started watching pro players to see what they did- clearly if they're getting paid money to do this, they know how to do it well. i started imitating my favorite pros, and I saw myself improve, even if i didnt totally understand why they were doing what they were doing. that would come later.
long story short just get out there and start playing, but pay attention to what works and what doesnt then try to learn why.
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My personality type is Architect (INTJ-t). What's yours?
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>>135575657
My problem is that I seem to flick off of the enemies, or just react too fucking slowly and get one tapped. I also have trash movement and don't know how to fucking dodge so I can never make the enemies miss. Also garbage fucking tracking god dammit.
Whats the name of that one training map where you spawn on a pillar in the middle surrounded by a moat of nothing, and past that there is a big circle where bots spawn and circle in closer towards you? Not talking about aim_botz in case that's what comes to mind.
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>>135576570
movement has never been a problem for me, since I came from TF2 where the skill ceiling is all about movement.
but the most important rule in any FPS is that you never want to put yourself in a fair fight. that's what the flashes and smokes are for- to give yourself an advantage while coming in. in pro games, the crazy aim duels almost always go the way of the defender just due to how CSGO works with peeking and aiming.
moral of the story- if you're in a fair fight, you've done something wrong.
if you put yourself in a great situation, even garbage aim won't really matter too much.
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>>135576826
>movement has never been a problem for me, since I came from TF2 where the skill ceiling is all about movement.
fuk u sey kid?
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>>135576413
I'm also INTJ when I tested back in 2008/9. What's the -t mean? Is it something new they added?
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>>135576961
I don't know, but I bet it means I'm better than you.
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>>135577051
Nah, we're probably just clones of each other.
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>>135576413
INTP masterrace reporting in
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>>135577147
No, I'm not the same as anyone else. What rank are you, I'm curious, and be honest. I'm supreme in EU.
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>>135576945
rocket jumping, surfing explosives, scout double jumping, air acceleration...
a noob doesn't know how to do these things and just waddles everywhere or shoots rockets directly at their feet instead of behind them or at a wall, and forget chaining multiple jumps together
fuck i wish tf2 comp was out so i wouldnt have to deal with csgo cancer anymore
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>>135577253
I just calibrated at SEM
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>>135577256
1v1 me in 1.6 hns, you wont, bitch. I'll show you what real movement is.
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>>135577238
Hey brother.
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I have a confession to makeI have never understood what bunny hopping is or how it's done
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so what did you guys have for dinner?
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Is steel broke from gambling? lmao
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>>135577404
>spamming A, D, and Ctrl
>movement
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>>135577467bind mwheeldwn +jump
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yo i've got like 160 usd to work with, what are some skins i should buy? i already have good skins for the ak, glock, and knife, but i need m4a4, usp, cz-75, and maybe tec-9/m4a1-s
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>>135577467
You should die.
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>>135577474
tendies from applebees
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>>135577592
>ctrl
>not mwheelup
Confirmed for shit movement retarded noob.
>>135577518
He lost 20k in skines yesterday. Literally.
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>>135577624
applebees on a thursday? where are you from?
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>>135577757
moe is super addicted too
these guys are gonna get fucked if they decide to spin off to video poker or something
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>>135577778
A lot of normies go to applesbees on Thursday for happy hour
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>>135577778
Indiana and I felt like eating there because I wanted some nice tendies and a mountain dew
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>>135577909
Pretty sure the website they gamble on sponsors them with skines to waste, and steel doesn't even like skines anymore due to PTSD.
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>>135577757
Fuck man, I feel sad when I lose $20 at casinos
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>>135577964
>tfw used to be one of those edgy kids that thought mtn dew > sprite
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>>135578024
why? the difference IRL is that the moment you walk into a casino you consider the money you put aside to play as gone since the house always wins
online you can instantly reinvest or keep a downward cycle going until you're fucked
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>>135578067
mtn dew is pretty than sprite
it's more flavorful
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>>135578067
tfw I'm super edgy now and only drink water with an occasional soda once a month at mostI forced myself to eat nothing but eggs and spinach for half a year and I'm super sensitive to the taste of sugar now
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>>135578216
jesus christ your shits must have been the stuff of legends
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>>135578116
I made a $10 bet on csgo match last year and lost and I basically quit gambling for a while. I just recent started to bet only <$.10 skins just to get rid of them expecting to lose them but I did win a FN Wingshot from NRG vs EnvyUS so I'm happy to quit any time
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>>135578457
dude im not trolling i was actually about to bet like $30 of skins on NRG but i opened my PC and had to update shit so I said fuck it then went out drinking
checked the match score like 20 mins ago and got really fucking mad
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>>135578305
All the fiber from the spinach made shitting a 10 second ordeal. Everyone should eat more fiber, it makes life more pleasant
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what is this meme about summit getting cucked apparently
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>>135578549
My max bet is like $.20 and I only bet on underdogs, I don't even care if I lose. It's just fun to random get a return of a $1 skin
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>>135578814
idk desu
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So what did you guys pick for your fantasy teams?
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>>135579385
Do you have to pay to do the picks?
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>people keep asking me why all of my skins are plastered with JW foils
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>>135579582
yep it's whatever the price each sticker is currently selling for on the community market and then the pick em thing is 99 cents per team
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>>135579665
because you're a living meme?
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>>135557213
Yes, I love the pink dopplers.
I want a pink galaxy bowie knife so bad.
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>>135579916
>not being a living meme
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>tfw had to carry some britshits again in faceshit
Damn it man, stop being british.
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>>135580632
>>135580763
get your reports ready
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I'm making a mistake.
I'm going to play Counter-Strike.
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HOW CAN I BUY A ZOWIE FK1?
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What are the best pistol skins?
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>>135581693
Good times.
Also in a 15 minute mm queue, love this meme.
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>>135582141
haha good one
seriously how big is his dick
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>>135581770
>queue finally pops
>somebody leaves and abandons right before the warmup ends
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
KILL ME
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reminder that cs go devs look here instead of reddit to judge what they do with the game
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>>135582698
No, they look on reddit exactly.
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>>135582569
This happened to me 4 times in a row before. I decided to call it quits for a week after that.
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What if harveyfag is actually harvey herself? She's a butterfaced shitter that would never get anyone to like her, so attentionwhores in here.
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>>135583537
woah...
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She's ugly, or butters, as would a British gentlelad say.
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@135583645
@135583762
All you did was prove his point
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I wonder if she's afraid? She should be because this faggot is obviously nuts.
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>>135584317
I just saved the image harveyfag. Keep defending your pathetic obsession.
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New here can someone give the difference between low settings vs high settings and low dpi vs high dpi?
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What the fuck happened to Chroma cases?
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>>135574647
Wow that's actually cute. Makes me sad new NiP is all business and he's depressed and serious.
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selling shit on opskins has removed any of my desire to git gud (along with other minor things in life). it's much easier to watch a number tick up than watch my skill at cs tick up. maybe i should get some new skins or something.
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>>135584580
Low settings are better than high settings, except for shadows, they need to be maxed out.
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>>135585020
What if you get 144 fps with everything maxed out
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lmao freak into that isolation chamber lyf over at the onnit campus
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>>135585259
Did he get grounded?
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>>135585235
I said low settings are better kid.
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>>135585235
You want 300+fps and a low dpi
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>>135584580
preference
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>>135585259
Maybe that isolation chamber will make him not shit at CSGO
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>>135585358
Why would you need 300 fps if your monitor can only handle 144 hz, you get waste frames making the monitor have to unevenly pick which frames to display. If anything, 144 fps or multiples of it like 288 fps is ideal
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>>135585578
It just does you cuck
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I need some Reddit memes guys
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>>135586006
Having frames that are not multiples of your refresh rates causes frames to be divided unevenly. For example, 300 fps is not divisible by 144 so every 2 or 3 frames that is computed would show up and the rest are discarded. If the refresh rate ticks in between a computed frame, it will need to pick an earlier frame or wait for the next frame to display causing some frames being displayed to not sync up
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>>135586501
Look no further>>135586515
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>>135585578
144hz doesn't equal 144 fps
how many dumb fucking children play csgo? it's just simply the fucking refresh rate. you can tell the difference between 200 and 300 fps
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>>135586587
Literal definition of placebo
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>>135584626
they contain all the best knives/finishes
the m4 hyper beast and mac-10 neon rider are very popular as well
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>>135586817
Good thing I don't like any of those, gonna sell off my load
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>>135586817
arent knives and patterns random unless its a case like shado or that new one with the bowie?
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NV lost? Holy fucking shit I'm broke again. I've fucking emptied my inventory and now my bank account. Worst part is I feel VP is gonna upset today so I'm itching all over. What the fuck do I do..
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>>135586917
the only thing vp is gonna upset is vp fans
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>tfw you unbox a Dosia sexgod sticker on the first try
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>>135586912
nope
i used to think this too, though
i misspoke a little bit, the chroma and chroma 2 cases only have exclusive finishes
you can't get marble fade, doppler, tiger tooth, rust coat, damascus steel, or ultraviolet knives outside of chroma cases
you also can ONLY get those finishes from a chroma case, you couldn't get Fade or Slaughter or something
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when does dazed stream now?
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>>135587886
When you sleep/
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>>135587886
He starts like 11 ET usually
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can i get a quick price check on the knife i opened tonight?
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>>135590587
5 bucks
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>>135590587
HEY IT"S ME UR BROTYHER
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>>135590606
thnx flusha
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>>135587103
gigantic clap for the kid that half a year later figured out how the chroma cases work, you want a cookie? fucking autist
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>>135590838be gentle i only have 100 hours and i started playing often about a month ago
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>>135590908
i wish my mom would rape you with a peg stick
i'd watch
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>>135590587
Like 120 keys if it's FN
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>>135591007
momma tiger tott wit da pegasus cock stick
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>>135590587
default market price you nigger
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Haven't slept in 19 hours and I need to stay awake for 11 more. CS is putting me to sleep. Guys help me.
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>>135591154
try to get a hold of freakazoid, he can hook you up with the good stuff
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>>135591154
protip: don't eat anything, it'll make you super sleepy
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>>135591301
you have to stay hydrated.
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>>135591301
No I ordered chinese, haven't eaten yet.
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>>135591154
play with ur doge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYuWvlJyj-s
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>>135591139
ur mom's a nigger you blue tip faggot
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>>135591139
never seen a phase outside of market
literally a reddit faggot
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>>135591857
You can't post nipples in here, reddit retard.
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BUY THESE HOT ASS SKINS AT A DISCOUNT PRICE NOW! BUY FAST FAST FAST. (p-p-please I need to bet on VP)
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>>135591154
go take a hot shower for 30 minutes
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>>135591963
no shit faggot
confirmed 12 yr old
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>>135591972
bought ;)
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>>135592157
N-n-no you haven't ;_;
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>>135592276
I would've bought them anon, but I just bought DR: OTR.
maybe next time.
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>>135592369
Game a shit (unless you have friends, but we don't). Should've bought my hot-ass skins instead.
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>>135592419
DR1 is better, but OTR still a good zombie game.
and all that shit you're selling is shit, except for the nova koi.
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>>135592059
Literally a retarded redditor newfag.
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Wait a second NV, the french team, with all the CSGO stars, lost to NRG, the NA team with poo in loo and rejects?
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>>135592918
What am I waiting for?
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>>135593010
Please don't respond to this. Way too fucking early.
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>>135593024
It's always early when someone else has made the previous thread, so he can get hidden links in the OP (miss FAS piggy).
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>>135593015
Is it true, or am I missing something?
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>>135592918
NV = literally reddo: the team
of course they're going to lose, they're losers
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>>135593276
Well I mean, they did lose to e-frag, but fucking NRG? Come on how is that possible?
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>>135593448
They're fucking French, they are failures from birth, I think its genetic.
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>>135593584
But muh kenis and muh nbk. I bet NRG cheated.
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>>135593682
hello reddo
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>>135593750
>replying to me with the meme I created
hello kouhai
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>>135594154
hi robert
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>>135594220
hello dev1ce
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can't wait to see our guys annex these polachs
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VP can take 1 map, right? Papa biceps will save my last dollar, right?
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>>135594289
Can't wait for Ивaн Cyхapeв to play like trash again and lose them the game like he did against the monkeys.
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>>135594328
rofl
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>>135594328
>Papa biceps
hi rebin
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>>135594361
He always plays like shit though.
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>>135594328
What the fuck retard? It's literally impossible for VP to beat slavi today, especially on overpass.
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oh boy
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its already over, navi win
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>>135594702
it just started, how do you know
VP can do itlol
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hey guys, i wrote the script for this bo3. Don't give up on VP just yet ;D
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>>135594801
your writing fucking sucks this entire season has been a let down
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>>135594801
Please tell me they get 1 map.
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>>135594830
You'll just have to wait and see ;). Hope you enjoy train....
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>@navizeus4444
>I'm gonna be honest this map is a hot shitty mess but I love it
what map was he talking about? overpass?
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>>135594736
you could tell instantly from the pistol round, vp are not in shape to win
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>>135594870
He tweeted that during the NRG/NV match. I don't know which map is was, first or last probably.
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>>135594874
fucking retard
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>>135594870
cobble probably
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>it's a neo toggle episode
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NEO SO FUCKING SICK
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who wrote this shit honestly
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Dennis is very cute!
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>>135595224
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>>135595276
gays are human garbage
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>>135595276
Shame about the car accident though. Died too young.
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Who's winning overpass atm?
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>>135595457
fnatic
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Who you bet on, familia? And what are you eating?
Currently ruining my mouth eating these.
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How is Navi so fucking shit on overpass still?
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>>135595848
they are going to win the map
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>>135595875
They're still making the same stupid mistakes from earlier
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>>135595941
What mistakes?
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>>135595991
not letting me suck guardian.
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>>135595991
losing rounds to vp is a mistake
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Neo & Snax on fucking fire.
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>neo when hes not using an awp
JUST stop nigga
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>vp
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>>135596282
>not being a cuck is apparently a bad thing
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>>135596310
all self respecting white men are cucks
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holy shit guardian is a fucking monster
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>>135596368
>guardian with a broken right hand and on horse tranqs is still better than the entirety of vp
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>navi picked overpass
this is going to be a "team loses their map pick handily and then close 3rd map" episode
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how do i watch the game ;_;
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>>135596364
https://clyp.it/4toayqsc
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how do we get guardian on a real team
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lol navi
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For fucks sake just give guardian a better team already.
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>dying 1 by 1 for no reason at all when your round is secured
Typical slavs.
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LMAO
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what do u guys think guardian sees when he closes his eyes
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our guys cleansing banderas
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GOD GUARDIAN
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>pistol running speed and jumping hitboxes so unpredictable that even guardian misses 2 shots
hey gotards?
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>>135596598
>LAN
>unpredictable
hello tard
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why aren't na'vi doing their funky monkey overpass boosts? not allowed anymore?
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>they actually get on site and have it smoked
>Taz runs away from plant with the bomb and gets killed
just like my mg games
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>>135596703
they're emergency tactics like playing off angles
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>>135596520
a team that doesnt have zeus and edward
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>>135596815
if they kick zeuz and edward they need to change org
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>people who get paid to play this game dont know how retarded it is to walk through smokes on overpass when your shadow is visible before you can see anything
dear lord just disband this washed up bunch of shitters
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would you suck guardians cock and let him pound your hole every day for 40 years for 15% of his skill
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VP please no choke
>>135596874
what's the catch?
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>>135596874
whats the downside?
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why the fuck did i bet on navi to win overpass with a 3.5 round handicap
fucking shitters on T
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>>135596874
pls
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>>135596925
>betting on NaVi's overpass when they lost to F3 on it yesterday
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>>135596598
yes, we know. csgo is actually a garbage ass noob game with broken shit everywhere that will never get fixed because valve only cares about making money off skins. on top of that the "best" pro team in the world have some swedish fish nigger who is blatantly cheating. csgo is just a huge fucking joke
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>>135596925
I guess now you have to hope it goes ot and someone goes 4-0 in OT
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guardians 25 kills really dont tell the whole story, so many of those were impact frags that changed the entire round
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Fuck VP. Fuck you pieces of shits. Toilet cleaners.
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>>135597018
Good morning reddit
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>>135597000
seems like navi is gonna close this 16-14
nice trips too
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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
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Virtus Throw?
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HOLY SHIT THAT ROUND
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wtf was that retake
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OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK YOU VP IT WAS ONLY 1 MORE SECOND AND YOU FUCKS COULDNT HOLD IT GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU POLKEK SHITTERS FUCK
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12-5 to 14-16
VP lost 3-4 anti-eco rounds...
>>
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>>135595875
>>135595875
>>135595875
REMINDER
>>135595875
>>135595875
>>135595875
REMIEMBER THE PROPHECY
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>>135597151
fuck VP it shouldve been a 16-10 for navi with free $ for me
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