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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread
>>135530137
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Stream audio/video desynced for anyone else?
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why are retards not migrating to this cuck thread?
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>>135595307
Because you made it too early cuck, kill yourself.
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>>135595385
lol FUCK OFF not my thread

anyways everyone migrates always immediately even though its million posts early
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>42 posts just simultaneously got deleted from old thread

welp
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>dude flicks are so entertaining wahhhh why am I such a pleb I think olof is boring I just love flicks xD
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guardian of my skines
guardian of my heart_
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>>135597220
it's a meme you blip
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>all those poland tears


KEKKK
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>>135597220
hello reddo
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>>135597220
wow big boy you're really getting mad about some stupid memepasta
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>>135597243
I was counter memeing you reddit fuck
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>>135597220
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
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>>135597241
guardian in the streets attacker in the sheets
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>pasza
retire pls
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>stop all movement
>aim at head
>click
>miss
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what do u guys think guardian is thinking about RIGHT NOW
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fucking navi why the fuck couldnt you close that shit out earlier
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>>135597351
>stop all movement
>aim at head
>move before you click
>miss
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>>135597351
maybe because you're a fucking faggot
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Man this place is easy to bait
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>>135597468
>>135597285
all me
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>>135597351
cs:source?
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>>135597468
>act like a retard
>people call you a retard
>you're somehow the smart one

iktf bro it's so epic
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Cut that fucking ponytail you precious cunt
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>>135597351
Wow, she's cute. What's her name? I'd love to be with a beautiful natural woman like her.
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pls kick mantrouse the fuck out of our cummonity
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>Pretend to be retarded
>Real retards take the bait
>I sit here laughing
>retards think that it is they who somehow come up on top

lmao
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>>135597646
I fucking hate everything about that nu male

I cant stop thinking about strangling him to fucken death
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My aim > your aim
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Mangoose has basically read a book on public speaking and hosting and is trying to implement what he read but he's just lacks any gravitas to host. The host needs to have a deeper voice and a slower talking voice. This is hosting 101
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Who are the 5 best aimers of all time?

Think about it...

Dylan
Dylan
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan
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>>135597789
!!ATTENTION!!
NEW MEME
sys
NEW MEME
!!ATTENTION!!
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>>135597865
He just needs to do basic research on the teams because he keeps asking retarded questions that don't actually encourage good conversation. It's a good thing Thorin's there or this would be a clusterfuck.
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My aim cost a late night fee
Your aim got the HIV
My aim plays on the double feature screen
Your aim went straight to DVD

My aim - bigger than a bridge
Your aim like a little kid's
My aim - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My aim - locked in a cage, right
Your aim suffer from stage fright
My aim - so hot, it's stolen
Your aim look like Gary Coleman

My aim - pink and big
Your aim stinks like shit
My aim got a Caesar do,
Your aim needs a tweezer, dude

My aim is like super size
Your aim look like two fries
My aim - more mass than the Earth
Your aim - half staff, it needs work

My aim - been there done that
Your aim sits there with dunce cap
My aim - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got aims like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got aims like Jesus

My aim need no introduction
Your aim don't even function
My aim served a whole luncheon
Your aim - it look like a munchkin

My aim - size of a pumpkin
Your aim look like Macaulay Culkin
My aim - good good lovin'
Your aim - good for nothin'

My aim bench pressed 350
Your aim couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My aim - pretty damn skippy
Your aim - hungry as a hippie

My aim don't fit down the chimney
Your aim is like a kid from the Philippines
My aim is like an M16
Your aim - broken vending machine

My aim parts the seas
Your aim farts and queefs
My aim - rumble in the jungle
Your aim got touched by your uncle

My aim goes to yoga
Your aim - fruit roll -up
My aim - grade -A beef
Your aim - Mayday geek

My aim - sick and dangerous
Your aim - quick and painless
My aim - 'nuff said.
Your aim loves Fred
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>>135597876
Prolly me. Olof "close" 2nd.
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>analyst desk
>good conversation

"oh yes [team] played really well they even won this map and [player] was important and did a lot for his team, [other team] looked shaky and didn't play as well as they could have but [player in other team] played really well but it wasn't enough"
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Pala can't handle the banter.
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Mangoose just can't handle banter whatsoever holy shit at least people like sadokist can fire a few shots back
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>>135597865
hes making me cringe

he fucking SUCKS at talking
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You can just tell mantrousse photoshops pictures about himself to make himself seem relevant
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Snax is the only one trying. Pasha is so unbelievably shit.
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>It's a Snax carrying VP episode
He cant keep getting away with it
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Pasha rushing the MAG-7 2 rounds in a row. NIGGA YOU HAVE THE AK, JUST STAY BACK.
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>>135598663
lmao
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64 tick gives me cancer
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>>135598663
holy fuck the carry
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>>135598763
I hope it's terminal
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>>135598805
s*vage
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BASED GRANDPA DID IT
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>its a pasha and neo bottom frag game

so bed at gaem my friend
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>feelsbadman

henryg confirmed our guy
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>that random lucky hs from flamie through the smoke
fuck off
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>>135599426
Just a reminder that Flamie's alt account is VAC banned
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>>135598272
That's literally his entire youtube channel and twitter account. He doesn't even try to hide it.
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This is fucking frustrating to watch.
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>making TRAIN look T sided

this has to be the final nail in the coffin for VP
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another match ruined by op awp
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Pasha needs to be arrested.
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>>135599461
How is he allowed to compete then?
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>>135600014
idk lol
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>>135600014
rules only apply to some people
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>papa memeceps
>10-25
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>>135600014
only lower than tier 2 get in trouble if it isnt a vac on live stream :)
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lol guardian
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INSHALLAH
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why all the flashy shit on stage for an empty arena?
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>>135600373
muh serious sport
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haha duck xD EVARRRRRRRR
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so this...is the power...of memes
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haha papa
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>>135600638
reddits meme magic is on a basic level
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>>135600720
>>135600638
redditors will still defend le memeceps man
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>>135600720
>>135600638
motar2k is wondering if it's too late to chargeback
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>>135600720
>>135600638
If VP stays like this for the major, who's gonna get cut?
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>>135600904
No one, they're just gonna toggle.
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i hope you rape this scummy team danefriends
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>>135600638
Why is Edward so shit?
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Who the fuck is this meme DJ on the Pit stream
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im jammin so fucking hard rn
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>tfw you finally open your first knife
i squealed like a little girl
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>>135602495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL5IPVBXSRo this guy
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>>135602576
how many cases did it take to open that
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>>135602576
>tfw opened two knives and they were both shit
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>>135602603

Holy fuck I forgot about IPad guy. Stream monsters went to town on that guy. That was fucking hilarious.
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>>135602730
WHO IS STREAM MONSTERS?
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>>135602841

they r legion xd
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>>135602841
you, me and we
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>>135602841
the savage goon niggas that be doin dirt in twitch chat
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Incoming destruction of """NA""" """""""csgo"""""""
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>>135602576
I want to make you squeal like a little girl anon
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these eurocuck announcers fucking stink let the american guy commentate hes pretty cool
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>>135603264
uys
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>>135603264
*Canadian
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>>135603264
nys
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So who here is going to kill Pala? We all know it needs to be done.
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>nrg isn't a good tactical team

is there even one NA team that has good tactics?
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>>135600895
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NRG should hire tabsen permanently desu
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MEMES
MEMES
MEMES
HAHAHAHA MEEEEEMES

MAYMAYS ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>135603476
delete this
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>>135603389
the "NA" team that bought Gob B
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>>135603476
>not understanding irony

Must be American
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>>135603476
let them have fun...
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>>135603379
Reported to the F.B.
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>>135603538
Zuckerberg wont do shit to me
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Pasha on suicide-watch.
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tfw the dream dies
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>>135603640
what the fuck was karrigan doing lmao
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>>135603567
No, I'm talking about the F.B.
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>>135603629
aw
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>>135603629
memes cant carry him forever
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>>135603734
the fag brigade?
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i though papamemeceps was strong but i guess he only trains his arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIP4njUqUAg
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>>135603629
:<
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>>135603629
>worst match in my history
doesn't he have some even worse ones?
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>>135603629
Maybe he should play better
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>>135603883
He's the definition of a curlbro.
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>sitting at long
>not watching flank
the fuck is this amateur hour?
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NA CS


lol
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tfw our honorary guys are losing
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im autism desu
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>>135603629
dont worry reddit will keep him alive
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>>135604117
dys reddit
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Astralis throwing round to reset T money

crafty danes
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>>135604254
anyone who beats envy is our guy

now nys reddo
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Does NRG have a chance? How did they even beat EnvyUS
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>Americunts
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>>135604405
Just shows how trash NV is right now.

Also apparently NRG only slept like 2 hours.
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>>135604405
EnvyUs are honorary Americans
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when will they learn?
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>>135604127
i would make her my waif
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poor paper bitz eps
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device bm...
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>>135603883
>all that hype for a sub4 plate deadlift

kek, i pulled 405 when i was 17, why do people hop on le biceps band wagon so easily?
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>>135604831

Most gamers are fat lazy retards who have never worked out before.
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DUCK

xdd
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i can't stop laughing this fucking production
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thorin is fat as hell LOL
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>>135605502

Still better than The Shanghai Shitshow.
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whats a good rank to aim for

on 4th competitive match and matching with nova III and nova masters
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>>135604882
like you
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>>135605707
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dude shouting slavs lmao
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>>135605703
mg1
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>>135605767
no i drew the amazing person card
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lmfao Thorin just can't stop himself, he really is a high functioning autist
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Reminder that the middle eastern seductive queen zAAz is our girl.
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>>135606092
no need to remind me
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Damn was watching c9 vs lg @ 3AM comfy and bed and had a blast.
Worth watching the VOD boys
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>>135606026

Ur mum called me an amazing person after I fucked her last night
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>>135604664
From the belly down he looks like a woman
/csgo/ fuckboy?
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is it ok to have sex with a fat girl
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anyone else a girl here for the cute esports guys? lol
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>>135606709
yeah if anyone questions you just throw le thick meme and le epic high test meme in their face to show who's boss
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>>135606092
rofl nice fat roll
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>>135606503
thanks Anon, may you forever be comfy
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>>135606812
No, I'm asexual
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>>135606092
OUR GIRLS
>ZAAZ
>NIKI
>JULIANO
>MIMI
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>>135604664
im not new to the internet, ive seen the cookie image a dozens of times but who the fuck is that guy?
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nice microtoggling by NRG
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>>135606983
>no masq
>no sarina
>no hege
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had thorin always been this fat?
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>>135607087
>>no masq
>>no sarina
>>no hege

literally who?
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>>135607098
growing a cute belly for his bf :3
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scoliosis
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>>135607098
You are a garbage poster and a human piece of shit. I've seen your twitter account where you use that as an avatar. You sound like you are 13 and just discovered memes.
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AHAHAHA FAGGOT

>DUPREEH
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lmao tabsen exactly knows the micromacro battles that are going on
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>>135607212
i literally don't know what you're talking about
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>sadokist is a bernie cuck
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S I X T E E N - T H R E E

na btfo even from t3 tournies
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How did NRG let that happen
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>>135607346
no brains
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>>135607327
sad, sad
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>>135606534
thats nice, we should schedule a meet so i can get to know you. its good to see my mother being happy these days :).
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>>135607327
>>135607412
trumpcucks on suicide watch
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>>135607414
sure, I'd love to meet my-wife-to-be's son
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>>135606092

This is the ultimate CS queen. I would fuck her right in the shitter if you know what i mean.
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>>135607157
>masq
http://www.hltv.org/news/13657-equal-gaming-documentary-out#r6854639

>sarina
her twitter feed is a fucking shitfest
https://twitter.com/sarinaCSGO/with_replies

>hege
pic related
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>>135607506
>a canadian likes bernie
What a surprise.
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>>135607506
Considering the fact that Bernie's never ever going to win I'd say Berniecucks are the ones on suicide watch.
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>>135607534
nice forehead
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>>135607506
No because were gonna win the election.
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>>135607576
>>135607618
pathetic
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pasha is going to kill himself right?
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>>135607556
ok these are our girls aswell
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>>135607534
I'm afraid I don't quite follow what you are putting down. Could you please elaborate to help me understand, good sir?
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>>135607534
looks les
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KittyPlaysGames is our literal girl
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>>135607830
Chris Benoit style.
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>>135607985
bitch is fugly nigga
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>>135608010
fired
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>>135607925
smithzzz is fucking her

sarina seems pretty based desu. memester with good teddies
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>>135607830
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>>135607985
i concur
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>>135608183
I'm glad feminism has allowed girls to dress comfortably and not just dressing how men decide....

oh wait... what?

huh?
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>>135607985
her playboy pics are legit
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fun fact: when there are only 5 bots left in competitive they immediately surrender
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>>135608318
thanks reddit
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>>135608291
Her body isn't that thick
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>>135608291
>>135608183
she needs to go to korea to fix her face
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Inb4 RNG wins the maps and proceeds to take the series
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>>135608270
oh you dont understand anon because you are a cis white clueless man. the patriarchy is making twitch sluts forced to dress slutty.
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>>135608291
trannies shouldn't be allowed in playboy but that's just my opinion
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>>135607863
>>135608142
I have to mention about sarina, it's apparently all myspace angles and makeup/filters

short, chubby not that attractive irl according to some post i read on cybergamer once

>god b
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why do these crowds always cheer for NA teams if vp isn't playing
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>>135607985
>not cincinbear
ayyy
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>>135608542
That's literally all women. #YesAllWomen
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>>135608591
Shame about the massive manly jawline
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>it's a csgog virgins shit on women episode

literally no one is impressed that you think some girl is ugly
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>I will defend le honour of ugly girls

take it to reddit pal
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>>135608706
(You)
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>Fnatic's magical miracle pause
>Danecucks choking
>Hues playing well online but blowing at majors
What other memes are there which aren't actually memes?
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>>135608856
>>Hues playing well online but blowing at majors
??
they always play well at majors
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>>135608940
Not talking about Luminosity idiot
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>>135608856
>NA CS

that's a good one
>>
odds I go to sleep
evens I stay up and watch the final
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>>135608974
there are no other hues
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>>135609049
>
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>>135608706
if you think only virgins care about womens looks you are going to be in for a surprise the first time you leave your house
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nice audio gotard
>>
'MAZIN
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>>135609092
tempo havent played a major yet
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>>135608974
then what the fuck are you talking about? The only other hue out there is Tempo Storm and they've literally been to zero (0) majors.
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who care..
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>>135609168
>
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post more kitty
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>>135607664
and don't get me started on the pointy elbows
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>>135609092
>>135609210
thx for the (You)'s retard
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All in Navi vs Asstrails, anyone with me?
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>>135609231
this dude is cute with that wig
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>>135609231
When she's 30 she's gonna look 40

bad genetics
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>he likes a refrigerator
>>
thorin must browse r/atheism
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Based whoever that guy is who keeps muting Mangoose
>>
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Did Thorin start a Grommr account or something?
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why do beta males like mancuck grow long hair
>>
>>135609327
I had a room mate that was 32 and she really looked like she was in her 40s.

however she dressed and partied/drinked like she was a 20yo. Probably the reason why.
>>
Does PhantomL0rd even play CSGO? I'v literally never seen footage of him doing anything besides surfing with csgoshuffle open in another tab.
>>
MUTE THAT PONYTAILED CUNT
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i want that mlg sticker to have it as a ebin meme desu
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>>135609553
>actually playing the game
nerd
>>
>>135608430
They aren't miracle workers.
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>>135609617
I hate this reddit inbreed, hes not even a funny britbong.
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Based Janko is a better host than Manpòose
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damn thorin too fat for that shirt lol
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it should have been dust mouret
>>
>literally mid sentece
>and now we're going to go to a break

what the FUCK
>>
based Y N K

aka Thoorin jr
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>>135609742
I'm not fat, my shirt is too big for me, when I sit down those little gaps appear because the indosesian girl who stitched my shirt did it wrong
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>>135609727
True shit. Pretty amateurish production too.
>>
-Pasha
+Oskar
>>
dis music doe famas
>>
Navi has no chance
>>
I'm playing Stardew Valley. Gonna fug Abigail. Wish me luck.
>>
RIP left ear
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>have to wait 7 days to bet

why
>>
>>135610076
>fucking the tumblr slut
nys
>>
>CounterPit production values
>>
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so bet on navi?
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>>135610304
Only redditors bet.
>>
whats your in game sense guys
>>
>>135610329
hey reddit
>>
y0 gotards
>>
>>135610378
1.6 @ 450
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>>135610304
They seriously almost lost to flipside and vp
What do you think?
>>
Oh, I get it.

En arr gee

Energy.
>>
>>135610304
Yes
>>135610329
No, you're only bad at it
>>
>>135610503
anon let met suck you
>>
>>135610527
I've literally tripled my money betting.

Betting is for reddit.
>>
>>135610585
no me
>>
>>135610157
>Why isn't my video game a trading and gambling simulator
>>
>the only ugly members of Ast. are the ones practicing like actual pro players should

who /ugly/ master race here?
>>
what is starix doing behind navi?

crying?
>>
>>135611295
autofellatio ( self suck )
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>>135611320
>>
>>135611320
oh shit nice

my gf does that to me all the time
>>
dat der new dosia sex god sticker /csgog/ you're beautiful
>>
>>135611459
"She" autofellates "herself" for you?

nigga u gay
>>
>>135611528
nah
>>
>>135611528
yeah it feels great man
>>
A few weeks ago I was betting with $500.
Now I'm struggling to bet with $1.
I've emptied my inventory and my bank account.
Kill me.
>>
>>135611545
>>135611590
i feel conflicted
>>
>>135611459
my gf pushes my head down and then we suck it together
>>
>>135611692
Wow, who is better?
>>
>you will never fuck Pansy FACE DOWN ASS UP
>>
>>135611728
I would probably be better if I had more mobility but I have to stretch so much to get it in my mouth that I cant do much

its pretty hot kissing her, blowing myself, and getting blown by her at the same time though

took me forever to get the courage to get her involved I never thought I'd ever let somebody know
>>
This beat isn't dope, it's drab.
>>
Is csgolounge a scam?
>>
yo dis music doe pham
>>
PROS WHO SMOKE WEED?
>>
>>135612050
most
>>
is this what normies listen to?
>>
Question : I have a bunch of skins and usually i deposit them on csgodouble and then withdraw 1 item worth them all, so i dont have to bother with golounge trading and shit.

is there any other website that does the same? double's offers are often just not what i want.
>>
>>135612542
Yeah, luckily I muted the stream and slapped on Crime of the Century
>>
flamie should be fucked with all the hltv vac accusation
>>
this is the worst event in cs history
>>
>nigger music
>>
This song is fucking dreadful
>>
tfw no one wants to hang out and watch csgo matches on my TV with me booze and snacks

>>135597961
I grooved desu
>>
worst song I've ever heard
>>
>>135612050
ChrisJ
>>
>csgo tournament
>hour long delay edition
>featuring music that will make your ears bleed
great start to my morning
who /hungover/ here?
>>
>>135613178
I used to do this at uni with SC2, back before that game died
>>
>>135613419
how was st patrick's day
>>
>>135613419
i had a pretty fucked tremor in my dream i think it was from the alcohol i drabk last night. gonna get some MCDonald's and see the latest pro match that anons are talking about
>>
Le hype slav
>>
anons my head hurts ;_;
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>millions
>>
>and to millions watching around the world

>barely 50k viewers

lel
>>
>millions

lmfao
>>
>hey wait go back
>do that ready again or u wont get paid
>alright
>>
this poor guy.

>you can even scream if you want to
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I'm fucking laughin irl.
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im crying from laughter lads

this is top fucking percentage
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i can't watch this

i have to turn it off

it's too much

croatia should've never been allowed to join the EU
>>
oh my fucking god is this real?
>>
Guardian is a gigamanlet
>>
>>135614014
guardian is my wife
>>
Whenever I see Guardian on camera he has his arms crossed
>>
Croatia you done fucked it up
>>
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>>135612650
someone please respond ;w;
>>
Slavi lose 2-0
thank me later
>>
Andreas Hojsleth @Xyp9x 46s47 seconds ago
Haha, no info about this walkin what so ever, not even a guy behind the stage to tell us what to do:D just us and navi :D:D well gl navi:D
>>
oh my god just play
>>
Why can't valve remove the lightpost from outside B? Really weird to hold from window into CT mid
>>
>>135614257
>why are things on maps just play aim_ak-colt
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>>135614125
>betting in any other way besides placing skins on matches and watching them
URRRRGGGH
>>
>>135614125
who's this trap
>>
Why can't these """"professional"""" """"esport"""" organizers never stay on schedule?
>>
who /asstrails/ here?
>>
>>135614765
should be easy for them


flameme

guardimeme
>>
>>135614602
answer my question from earlier properly and i will link you his tumblr
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>>135614765
fr*ck off thorin maybe try skipping lunch one time so you can fit into your shirt
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>mfw idiots attribute my microhacking to me smurfing
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>>135614765
faggot ass choking danes
>>
>astralis
>>
>Dosia X God sticker
>Dosia (e)x-God

Is he self aware that he is shit now?
>>
>>135614014
ummm the term is nanomanlet
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>>135615208
>link
>his
>tumblr
>i
>>
Why do people say train is ct sided? It always looks like t has an easier time
>>
>Guardian

of my skines
>>
flamie is our anime boy (/a/)
>>
MEMEZED
>>
seized getting his warm up in on bots
>>
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>gotards at any point thought they were better than dotards
>>
>He actually believes that both of these teams don't cheat
>>
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>>135615886
>>
>>135615916
only swedcucks and frenchfags do
>>
based danes, our canonical 4chanian countryguys
>>
>>135616015
You just keep thinking that
>>
>>135616023
fuck off Sla'vi are our guys
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY
>>
>when xyp9x can't carry your team
>>
>>135615642
it used to be CTs could just buy 5 op awps and it was literally unwinnable for Ts
>>
Why does cameraman always miss kills?
>>
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>>135616165
>Slavs

Yuck, I'd sooner support muslims than slav "humans"
>>
>>135616341
disgusting, kill yourself scandifaggot
>>
>CounterPit in charge of colour correction
>>
>Janko and thorin sway for astralis
>bet all their skrilla on Guardian

ez game ez lyf
>>
Flamie needs to turn his microhacks down

it's pretty obvious
>>
>>135616424
Denmark, a nation with 5 million people has contributed more to humanity than all slavs combined (350 million).

Slavs are disgusting.
>>
>>135616652
>Denmark, a nation with 5 million people has taken more muslim dick than all slavs combined (350 million).

impressive
>>
>>135616652
>denmark contributed anything to the world
tchaikovsky is more valuable than denmark
>>
>device
>>
>>135616424
Denmark was rated happiest country in the world this year, again.
Slavs aint even close
>>
Why the fuck am i top fragging on community DM servers as well as 1v1 servers but in MM i suck so much people want vote kick me every game?
>>
>>135616870
yeah they are happy taking that nice islamic penis on the ass
>>
>>135616870
>some retarded survey has something to do with whether someone is our guys or not
>>
>>135616909
Because MM requires more than pointing and clicking
>>
>>135616495
Thoorin said Na'Vi would win.
>>
>>135616928
You're thinking Sweden m8
>>
>>135616787
Kierkegaard is greater than any slav that has ever lived.


>>135616754
>4% of Denmarks population is muslim
>15% of Russias population is muslim

Lmao, the only good humans to come out of slavic countries are all Jewish.
>>
>>135616997
Nice English you fucking subhuman.
>>
>>135616995
>>135616995
ummmmm
>>
>Device is a ponyfag
Into the lake of fire
>>
>>135617057
Nice punctuation, slavshit.
>>
>>135616909
in dm you run around and shoot people in the back/people awping
also it is played by shit ranks
>>
>>135617029
>cuckergaard
sorry mate slavs have Mussorgsky, tarkovsky, borodin
>>
>>135617057
You just said "penis on the ass"
>>
>>135617148
There's not supposed to be any punctuation in that sentence except for the period to end it.

If you want to look smart at least fucking try to be correct.
>>
>le raid boss meme
>>
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hahahah ovi skandinavci su u kurcu hahha
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>>135617343
You're missing a comma, you dumb fuck. Please learn the language before you criticize someone else.
>>
>>135617462
>oxford comma

Is this bait or are you actually this dumb?
>>
Are there stats on winning pistol and winning the game? Because it seems that you should never lose if you win both 50/50 rounds.
>>
boys, quit fighting

there's cs to watch and shitpost about
>>
>>135617556
Do you actually know what an Oxford comma is? This has nothing to do with that. You put a comma before the name when you address someone. The correct punctuation would be "Nice English, you fucking subhuman.".
>>
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>>135617757
>>135617556
You're both nerds andf i fuck ur gfs lmoao
>>
>>135617757
You is not a conjunction. Please stop.
>>
>>135617982
You're retarded. Please take English classes.
>>
>>135617757
You must be Swedish, or possibly German.
>>
>>>/lit/
>>
>>135618131
Wow, nice comeback! Sure told me.

Are you somehow going to prove that "you" is a conjunction now or are you going to keep acting dumb?
>>
>>135618230
its lit senpai
>>
>Edward
>>
>>135618296
I already told you. When you address someone you put a comma before their name or whatever you are calling them.
>>
>Caring about grammar on a Cambodian peanut farming forum
>>
this event anti cheat sucks fuck SLAVS
>>
>>135618296
>(, you)
>>
>>135618465
that's what I'm saying dude
>>
>>135618481
How much?
>>
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>>135618481

mad? ))
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>>135618427
You're still being wrong. You is not a conjuction. I didn't call him a name (noun) I called him a fucking ADJECTIVE, more specifically I said "YOU adjective).

NO FUCKING COMMA.
>>
the fuck is this segal looking nigger wearing
>>
>n-no you

nice "banter" manpoose
>>
>>135618772
You called him "you fucking subhuman". That's a vocative case and you're directly addressing him. You always use a comma for that. Commas are used for more than "conjuction". (It's spelled conjunction). "Subhuman" is both an adjective and noun.
>>
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>>135619121
>>
My anus is so sweaty when playing ranked MM.
>>
>>135616909
Play retake servers
Do more 1v1 instead of deathmatch
Stop playing tdm
Play ffa
>>
Man even Richard Lewis is better than Mangoose
>>
Thorin keep bringing up that Fnatic has cheat-codes, and he's right ofcourse.
>>
>>135619898
hello reddin
>>
flusha
>>
>>135619769
>even Richard Lewis
he's the best host in cs
>>
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST EVENT IN CS HISTORY LMAO
>>
>production value
>>
>tfw no Deman, Joe Miller and Thorin analyst desk
>>
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>>135619121


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0

check this out
>>
>>135619953
Go to bed Richard
>>
What the actual fuck am I listening to?

This is fucking awful.

Great for esports!
>>
>Zoom in on Janko
>>
>>135619953
Richard Lewis is mico dick fake alpha male among euro beta nu males.
>>
>>135620362
nice buzzwords polack, enjoy your mantrouse
>>
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>you will never live in croatia

maybe things aren't so bad after all
>>
>>135620523
cute pic
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>>135620586
thx
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>>135620523

>tfw croatian

first international tournament and they fuck it up, i knew it would happen, i'm so fucking disappointed, god dammit
>>
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>>135620430
>I have no retort
>I'll say facts are buzzwords
>>
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got damn i honestly though delusional nip fangays was a mild meme
>>
greetings i the warowl greets you
>>
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>>135620748
>>
>>135620751
>Natus Vincere 1.1%

lmaooooo
>>
>>135620751
>people still believe in NiP
>>
>>135621215
>redditors
>people
>>
Anyone else going to the major?? I'm pretty excited
>>
>>135620751
>Swedish teams together almost reach 90%

Non-Swedes are you even trying? :^)
>>
Here's a helpful tip for players having trouble with your team not respecting you.

Your steam avatar means more than you think, a team is more likely to not respect someone with an old overused meme, an anime avatar, a low quality avatar, a picture of you in real life, than someone with a good avatar. What defines a good avatar is subjective, but it's pretty easy to tell what's good. Making sure to make the avatar clearly shows what the image is. Some fancy stuff like album art, or a cool looking pattern will go a long way.

If I see someone with an anime avatar, I put them on thin ice, and makes me less likely to follow anything he says, or take his advice while he's spectating me.

If I see someone with a shitty meme avatar, I mute them immediately and block them out of my mind while they bottom frag the entire game.
>>
>>135621437
Trying to cheat? No.
>>
>>135621532
And yes, Pepe avatars is considered normie trash tier, and most /v/ memes are the same shit you'd see on Reddit. Basically avoid meme avatars at all costs.
>>
>>135621532
>album art, or a cool looking pattern

Shit tier.
>>
tfw our guys are losing
>>
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>>135621532

rate my avatar
>>
>Navi
>>
>>135620863
Where did I say I liked pala?
>>
>>135621817
haha xd nice maymay dude
>>
>>135621817
its epic as f*ck bro!
>>
>>135622156

it's just a happy shark you jaded man
>>
>4:3
>>
When will Guardian get rid of the anchor known as Edward?
>>
WHEN I SAY CAJUN, YOU SAY WINGS

CAJUN
>>
>mirage
>exiting ladder
>die to awper from chair
>call out
>our awper in window
>OMG WHERE INFO
>chair, hes full hp
>WHERE? OMG IDIOT INFO GIVE
>RIGHT SIDE OF MID YOU RETARD
>he finally understands and gets the kill

jesus christ how can people in LEM not know callouts
>>
>>135622607
>chair

lmao NA callouts
>>
>>135622607
>chair
>>
>>135622607
>chair
Yeah that's not a known call-out name.
>>
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>>135622607
>chair
>>
>>135622607
What the fuck is chair, you damn retard?
>>
>>135622607
anon...........
>>
>>135622607
Ask yourself.
>>
le occasional pistol man strikes again
>>
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>>135622607
>awper from chair
>>
>>135622713
>>135622961
>>135623081
>>135623109
>>135623118
>>135623154
>>135623281
>>135623345
baited for this exact response
>>
>>135622607
This is bait, right?
>>
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>>135622713
>>135622961
>>135623081
>>135623109
>>135623118

>they call it forest
>>
>>135623109
>tfw i've fapped to this video
>>
>>135623597
actually it's delpan
>>
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>>135622607
>>135623503

Well there is a chair there, good call. If they don't understand they literally autistic.
>>
>oh boy who would have guessed a 12-3 comeback!

this script got really stale during katowice finals
>>
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>>135624013
Where was the hacks?
>>
>>135624224
So micro you can't see them
>>
another game ruined by OP awp
>>
>>135623947
>maps are unbalanced
>be surprised when this is how matches go
>>
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>>135623597
>>135623738
Players name call outs need to stop
>>
>>135624391
yeah except this map is heavily in favor of CTs, not Ts you fucking GN1
>>
>>135622607
Holy shit, I was in that game, you sound like a fucking autist, you stuttered so fucking much, and you sound like you permanently have your nose clogged. Kill yourself already.
>>
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>it's a choke episode
>>
astralis will get 1 round for 14-13 just so theyll reset and then navi goes to 16-14
>>
Inferno officially T-sided
>>
>>135624507
>danes
>not always a choke episode
>>
>>135624483
actually i made the story up for ez (You)s, thx for contributing
i bet youre a weebshitter
>>
>>135624473
sorry, I don't actually play the game, nerd
>>
>>135623924
>delpan
>>
>>135624649
yeah I made that up too, to prove that your story is just attempted attention whoring
>>
i fucking hate MM only hackers >.<
>>
BO3 or 5?
>>
>worst cs tourney in history
>sponsored by amd and assrock
you can't make this shit up
>>
I miss the days when you called it mr instead of bo so whenever the server owner in your pcw asked you "mr?" you'd reply Bond so it was Mr. Bond

:P
>>
>>135624769
i just had someone keep using that callout and wanted unbiased opinion on it
>>
https://youtu.be/4o9WiwfOXws
>>
>>135624418
>bench
>>
>Twitch chat goes crazy for Guardian

>All he did was hit a simple AWP shot and one (1) p250 bullet
>>
>>135624418
bench
left side bench
right side bench
>>
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>mfw a disgusting fat poor american tried to call cw short near me
>>
GODIAN
>>
>>135625135
>poor
>american

Uh gotards?
>>
>XYP9X
>CAJUNB
>>
>>135625135

it's other way

amerikaners call it cw

euros call it short
>>
>she didnt text me back
time to drown my sadness with videogames boys
>>
>>135625253
that's literally wrong
>>
>asstrials almost choked away a 12:3 lead on a favourable side
Is there a worse top 10 team?
>>
>blatant aimlock from dupreeh
>>
>>135625135
americans almost always use catwalk
>>
>>135625340
VP.

LG vs fnatic
>>
>DUPREEH
>>
>>135625340
yeah navi

LOL
>>
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JUST VAC MY SHIT UP
>>
>>135625315
I only hear cat walk in west coast na mm
>>
>>135625340
If it's favorable why did they go 12:3?
>>
>>135625223
I do think crack addicts who live in trailers which there are many of in america are poor yes.
>>
>post youre face when there are people bad enough in this thread right now to think that dupreeh cheated to get that spray flick
>>
>>135625528
>If it's favorable why did they go 12:3?
Because Navi has 1 (ONE) good player.
>>
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should I play Insurgency or RO2?

csgo is for bad noobs
>>
>>135625661
kill yourself
>>
>>135625661
kill myself
>>
>>135625669
stardew valley
>>
>>135625661
"i spent 500 on pixels"
>>
Anybody in EU wanna play? DMG+ please

hit me up /id/ossings
>>
@navizeus4444
check corners ayy lmao

OUR GUY
>>
>>135625661
My Dad Gave Me Aids
>>
>>135625834
I don't have it but it seems cute. I will probably get it some day for a cheap penny.
>>
>>135625661
#SFUI_vote_passed
>>
what was that sign
>>
what teams will take navi and vp places in top 8?
>>
>>135625661
Le Reddit Army
>>
everytime that pala guy is opening his mouth I just wanna punch him in the jeans.

he has the most annoying kind of britbong accent.
>>
Reddit never mentions 4chan

yet, 50% of the posts here contains Reddit

can a community be any more cuck'd?
>>
>>135626285
>not muting when "analysts" are on

you deserve to suffer 2bh
>>
>>135626285
yeah it blows my mind when people talk about the british accent being sexy, its annoying as fuck holy shit I hate brits
>>
>>135626082
it's literally just harvest moon for snes with way more options and content. i put like 80 hours on it so far
>>
Thorin @Thooorin 1h1 hour ago
What a fucking shitshow! Volume getting louder and louder in my ears. Mic stops working. Moron Maikelele fans shouting behind.
>>
>>135626370
>not enjoying thoorin/RL top banter

go out and drink one time and you'll understand.
>>
>>135625661
bruna butterfly
>>
>>135626331
reddit is --> that way!
please leave :-D
>>
>>135626437
lmao
>>
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>>135626680
>>
>>135626615
err yea they're somewhat entertaining sometimes but it's usually not worth listening to. especially if it's not both of them at the desk.
>>
>>135626641
here's your (you)
>>
""""analysts""""
>>
should i bet on Astralis for mirage
>>
analysts are literally only there to entertain with banter since theres no actual analysis or strategy in csgo

"analysts" like this beta cuck brit perform literally no service
>>
>>135627041
>no actual analysis or strategy in csgo
here is your you
>>
>>135627276
you just watched the game, do you really need to be told that a player/team played well?
>>
FAMILY
S
H
O
W
>>
>>135627359
No, but it doesn't mean the game doesn't have strategy.
>>
>>135627276
>pretending its bait
its literal fact, there is nothing to analyze
>>
>>135627276
>analyzing "he shot the guy because he was already standing there/his reflexes were quicker"

xd
>>
>>135627014
>betting on ASStralis in a final
>>
>>135627507

I know nothing about cs
>>
Guardian quickly smoking meth
>>
>>135627454
fshow?
>>
>>135627679

yes

short for family show
FSHOW
>>
>>135627041
>analysts are literally only there to entertain with banter
>perform literally no service

That's literally their service. Thorin went over this in one of his videos with other analysts. They are pretty much filler. If there's a technical problem or guardian is snorting cocain and fucking hookers instead of playing, they have to talk about literally nothing for 30 minutes to keep people from swaping channel.
>>
>>135627789
read my post again

the beta cuck brit performs no service because his only service is entertaining and hes a shitty annoying cuck who fucking sucks at being charismatic or entertaining
>>
the analysts never truly analyze anything, pretty sad. they should hire dazed, his analysis videos are pretty good, he shows the thinking behind the plays.
>>
>you will never be buddies with seized
>>
Has device ever been good? The only times I remember when TSM won those few lans it was a team effort. device is like a smurf that can only get good stats against lower tier teams
>>
>>135628218
he's cute

he doesn't need to be good
>>
>>135627878
And that is service.
>>
>>135628218
he's top 5 according to thorin :o)
>>
>>135628334
how do you not understand a post this simple

he doesnt provide a service because he is not entertaining
>>
Did flusha rape pronax?
>>
>>135628451
your opinion does not change fact
>>
>people actually bet on Astralis in A FUCKING FINAL
>Navi are the underdogs

HELLO?
>>
>>135628973

y
>>
navi not even trying to be subtle lmao
>>
>>135628973
>thorwrong and yknow both picked astralis

good analysis
>>
>aiming through smoke

goats?
>>
I lost my virginity to dosia.
>>
>>135628732
its literally the fact in question, I'm going to go ahead and conclude that you are literally retarded
>>
>>135629085
About what?
>>
>>135629297
>my opinion is fact
>>
>>135629297
your opinion that he is not entertaining is only relevant to you, not the majority of people who watch or the people who pay him. that is all that matters. you seem like a bitter faggot with an agenda, please leave this place, it was not intended for your kind.
>>
Does anyone have a list of the highest to lowest paid teams?
>>
>>135629449
probably
>>
>>135629409
>bitter faggot with an agenda
>it was not intended for your kind

lmao are you new?
>>
>>
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>>135629687
>thorin getting triggered
>>
nice micro trigger
>>
>>135629687
thorin's really on edge lately, I wonder who got under his skin
>>
>>135629687
absolute mad man

our guyelelele!
>>
>>135629687
the fuck is that emote? he's implying he's a monkey?
>>
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Ok which one of you guys is this?
>>
>>135629687
>thorin having a literal autism episode

lmao
>>
>>135629827
his predictions are always wrong and he hates being called out for having no idea what he is talking about. he got really triggered by favela monkeys recently
>>
>>135629827
He is getting cuck out of that gook pussy.
>>
>he didn't bet on navi via fano when the live bet odds were 2.7

LITERALLY GIVING AWAY FREE MONEY
>>
guardian goat desu senpai
>>
>>135630063
>navi win 2-1 for 4.0
These were the easiest skins I could imagine
>>
another event,another wrong prediction for '''''''''''''''''''our guy'''''''''''' Thorin
>>
>>135629874
maikelele is the only swedish player with a personality, why is that?
>>
slovac amirite
>>
>>135630137
congrats anon
>>
>>135630221
olof is pretty cool guy
>>
>>135630221
he's turkish
>>
>>135630291
i dunno what to say man .. thank you

-olofm
>>
>>135630386
haha dude I got your sticker good luck my man =)
>>
>>135630291
>I don't know what to say
>weird ass forced laugh
>plays with his pants unzipped
>>
gg bois
>>
chokestralis lmao
>>
this operation actually has great maps. now i realize just how awful the last 2 were
>>
>>135630452
>>plays with his pants unzipped

What?
>>
guardian u ugly troll looking fuck you are too good
>>
>>135630664
maximum comfy, try it anon
>>
>>135630798
I do it too, but is there footage of olofmeister doing it?
>>
just choke my shit up
>>
duuuuuhhhhhhhh warrrrr issssssss oooovvvvverrrr
>>
my fucking ears
>>
BR BR BR BR BR BRAVOOO
>>
BRABRABRABRAVOOOOOOOO
>>
I actually can't handle cringe I had to mute this shit
>>
holy fucking shit wtf is this
>>
Who the fuck is that CounterPit host?
>>
BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>135610439
kek
>>
>>135630859
He as done it a number of times, do you not watch alot of csog lans?
>>
PUT YOUR KHENDS TOGETHER

BRA BRA BRA BRA

COUNTER SHRIKE SEASOUN PEET SEASON 2 COUNTER PEET
>>
BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA BURA
>>
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ez skines of my life
>>
>not squating for the pic
god damn it sla'vi
>>
this is sorta awkward
but I guess it's always awkward

>>135629687
oh boy, I am laughin
>>
This Engrish
>>
who /gamer branch/ here
>>
Thanks for the skins danecucks.
>>
>>135631108
I've never seen the cameraman zoom in on his pants while playing because the desk is in the way.
>>
TENK YUO VERI MUCH IVAN
>>
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>playing deathmatch
>grab AK
>aim goes overdrive
>57 one-taps and 9 deaths
>>
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Epic
>>
>>135631367
>deathmatch

who cares
>>
>>135631273
It is once they win a match and show the players, he stands up and buttons his pants. Just look at some of the end matches.
>>
>>135631367
>join mm
>grab ak
>aim goes overdrive
>can't 1 tap anything
>>
who's this autist that looks like a 70s bond villian
>>
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Hello, I'm an ex-MGE player of CS:GO. I've sold my steam account for financial reasons. Now I'm looking for making a deal with someone if anybody is interested. Here is the thing :

>you buy me CS:GO
>I refund you by giving 2x the price of the game with skins I hearned

Anybody wanna do this agreement, gentlemen ? I miss CS:GO really much.
>>
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>>135632108

are you 13
>>
>>135632108
sended ")
>>
>>135632108
You have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>
>>135632108
>skins I hearned
uhh
>>
MAGA
>>
why weren't our guys fnatic at countercroat lan season 2?
>>
>>135632735
they got banned for cheating
>>
>>135632801
wow!
>>
white european maps:
cache, dust2, inferno

slav maps:
train, cbble, mirage, overpass
>>
>>135633050
why do you differentiate slavs from white people
>>
Why arent more people cashing in on Renegades slump?
>>
>>135633137
same but different
every human is worth the same to me don't worry friend
>>
>>135633252
>every human is worth the same to me don't worry friend

a nigger is worth less to me than a dog
a dog can work and it wont steal, also wont rape
>>
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Hey guys,
all I wanted to say is even all my kills may seem boring to you, they get my dick hard, hence I play my pants unzipped :>
>>
>>135633137
slavs arent white

theyre more evil and conniving, smart though
>>
>>135633326
that's okay
>>
>>135633237
RNG will win
>>
why was this tournament on a random thursday/friday instead of the weekend makes no sense?
>>
>>135633326
grow up kid
>>
>>135632116
what a savage

I would've done the same thing out of instict and not thought anything of it
>>
any virtual copy of thorin's cs book?
>>
>>135632116
he could have done so much more that was such a tasteful peek
>>
>>135633902
yes
>>
>>135633137
Because slavs are the niggers of Europe.
>>
do you guys think skins would be a thing if cod4 didnt introduce casuals to unlockable gun camos in 2007?
>>
>>135634332
yeah
>>
>>135634332
theres skins in many games, it would have happened eventually
>>
>>135634332
bait
>>
>>135634332
the only thing that might have changed is how they went about it
>>
how do i make my zoom sens the same as my normal
>>
>>135634949
zoom_sensitivity_ratio_mouse 0.8189

Closest you'll ever get
>>
what are we watching?
>>
how bad was the microhacking?
>>
>>135635450
i wouldn't say microhacking but they definitely ATLEAST nanohacked
>>
>>135635346
no one yet. our NA boys will come on soon probably
>>
>>135635346
esl_csgo

SK fucking up G2
>>
>>135635830
thats a replay though.......
>>
>>135635346
twitch tv/ultra for the normies
>>
>>135633712
There's no human "instinct" that makes you stare at a womans private parts, you're just a fucking creep.
>>
>>135635897
yeah but it's a good match
>>
>>135635945
nice satire anon
>>
>>135635918
God dammit I didn't know that was going on this weekend.

I would've driven 12 hours for that.
>>
>riding the tram
>hiko pops up in my head
>remember people call him fatko because he's fat
>start chuckling like an autist in front of everyone
>people stare at me and think I'm retarded

Literally all your fault csgog.
>>
>>135635717
>>135635830
>>135635918
fuck. why doesn't chad stream anymore? his stream was pretty good background noise, and not too bad to watch either.
>>
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>>135635945
>>
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>>135636239
FUCKING NORMIES

GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>135635918
Do the DJs get tired on the stage giving they look like they're doing an aerobics class?
>>
>>135636568
i like when stuff like that happens, you shouldn't be ashamed of your sprawling brain anon :)
>>
>>135636687
Fek off cunt

I would have just gone to get some ez puss.
>>
I like to practice my tongue movement for eating pussy when I dm just in case I ever get a gf
>>
>>135636724
probably + it's hosted in Miami and the weather is hot as fuk there
>>
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>>135636843
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>
>>135636890
Me too!
>>
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the man is streaming
>>
>>135637001
Nah

CSGOG

DO I HOP IN MY CAR AND DRIVE FOR 10-12 HOURS TO RAVE WITH NORMIES

OR DO I STAY HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL WEEKEND WHILE DRINKING MYSELF INTO A COMA
>>
>>135636778
Who the fuck says sprawling lmao? Fuck does that even mean?
>>
>>135637191
both
>>
>>135637191
how about you hop in your car and drive into a fucking river faggot
>>
>>135635346
.tv/2gd
>>
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>>135637531
>watching badthorin
>>
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>>135637531
>assfaggots
nah i'm good
>>
>>135637191
ultra isnt worth a 12 hour drive
>>
>>135639628
>>135639628
>>135639628
>>
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>>135639672
>>
hey buddies whats goign on
>>
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Is this game in a competitive state yet?
>>
my little brother got a gf and she's been bringing over her friends for me to fuck, ama
>>
>>135641410
did you mean to write "she's been bringing over her friends for me to fuck, ohhh mama!"?
>>
Why is the stewie2k sticker worth so much? Are people banking on the fact that he'll be kicked out of C9 in a few months so that the sticker will rise in value?
>>
Why are so many pro players such ugly motherfuckers? Also how big do you think each member of fnatic's dick is?
>>
>>135641410

Are they ugly? Are you ugly? Do "they" actually want/have they had sex with you?
>>
>>135642149
good looking kids didn't spend their entire youth playing counter strike
olof looks pretty nice now but he's got acne scars like crazy so he probably had some skin issues in his youth
>>
>>135641410
anon, raping little girls that are in the same mental ward as you is not cool
>>
>current VP could've had guardian

these nigger captchas holy fuck im gonna fucking have a aneurysm
>>
>>135636568
that sort of thing happens to me sometimes
>>
>all of the IBP matches are on csgl except the one with selfless

y tho
>>
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Is valve going to keep updating old collections with new skins like they did with the R8 fade in the Dust 2 collection?

I have a Kenis inferno box from cluj that I kind of want to open but I am patient.
>>
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>be in placements
>cooldown
i just want to play the game
>>
>>135645839
>i just want to play the game
don't worry, that feeling will pass
>>
>>135645839
you payed for a game and you want to play it? whaddarya crazy? are you outta ya moind?
>>
>switch to tariks crosshair
>instantly hitting more headshots

uhh gotards?
>>
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uh gotards?
>>
>>135644834
you played yourself kek
>>
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>>135646109
>>
>>135646083
>>135646060
I just want to have it place me in silver 3 or whatever so I can start playing
>>
>>135645839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>
>>135646225
I got it in a drop family. Just haven't opened it.
>>
>>135646775
>>135646775
>>135646775
>>
>>135646098
what's his crosshair?
>>
>>135646835
would you cool it with the new threads fucks sake
>>
>>135646835
you're a bit early
>>
gogurts?
>>
there must be a mod or a janitor that's a gotard

they've been incredibly on point recently
>>
>>135647412
gogurt
>>
Got silver elite after 10 wins, silver elite master after 14. I got no clue what this all means, just started playing. When can I start bragging about my rank?
>>
>>135649463
>getting placed in silver
protip: play with your monitor on, it really helps
>>
>>135646109
Why didn't you go for an easy knife you scrublord
>>
>>135649463
DMG is the bare minimum and only to people in casual servers

SMFC is the highest tier of rank bragging because saying you're global sounds like sarcasm
>>
>>135649954
accurate
>>
>when you pwn the gringo on the team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfrDf0d8BQ4
>>
Which viewmodel position you guys use?
>>
NEW THREAD

>>135650769

>>135650769

>>135650769
Free (You)'s (limited time offer)
>>
>>135650752
classic
>>
>>135650813
too early :^)
>>
>>135650813
Fuck off /tv/ faggot

>>135651005
>>135651005
>>135651005
>>
>>135651032
>making another thread because you don't like the OP image
How autistic can one person get? Take a look at the front page of /vg/ sometime.
>>
>>135651876
>>135651876
>>135651876
>>
soo...uh...can we not make threads anymore?
>>
>>135651890
Get in here guys!
>>
>>135634332
CoD4 did not invent guns skins or camos.
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