/ink/ - Splatoon General

Sex with !

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Callie wallpaper!

What's with Japanese people having such Similar names lately? Like, the same number of the same characters In the same places, save one or two. Is there some giant Jap Clan going on?

What team are you guys picking?
I'm indifferent to both.
Who is more likely to get kek'd on?

If man is made in the image of God, then what supernatural being are woomies based on?

>>135508327
thinking sand castle because fuck frozen and fuck winter

>>135506683
>This game was made for children
lol

Why do you keep making threads early? It's not even prime time /ink/ yet.

>>135508327
Sandcastle because Yellow Ink

That's it really

>>135508327
Hoverboards.
Everybody knows the American fest will go to Sandcastles; there's no point in beating about the bush over it.

>>135508327

Jetpacks

>>135508879
What themes do the nips have?

>>135509129

Finished last weekend. Dragonquest

>>135509129
None, theirs just finished.
Going all out vs Focus on healing, the Dragonquest fest.

>>135509286
>>135509336

Oh, I see.
Well, I just picked Jetpack now. I hope I'm not fucked.

>>135509549

Just gert Royalty 18 snails is enough for damn near any roll you like. Fight for your beliefs or whims

>>135508327
This is the first Splatefest that will use the new system they added, hopefully it makes it so the more popular team isn't guaranteed to lose like before.

>>135509549
This is one fest where it's impossible to tell.
Maybe kids like the coolness of the Hoverboard, maybe kids like the flight and freedom of the Jetpack.
I dunno where it's gonna go; still picking Hoverboard.

>>135509705
I was dumb enough to pick red on the Pokemon one and the slog to royalty was fucking painful.
Technically I already have enough snails, but I could use a dosh boost.

how did my 96 gal take 3 hits to splat this one guy?

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Squid > Boy > Girl

It's just economics

>>135509982
Stock or Deco? If Deco it's karma.

>>135510190
Because Squid comes with the best weapon, best game, and albeit shittiest gear. It's about demand.

>>135508327
Sandcastles because Callie's speech

>>135510401
Squid comes with Hero Roller Replica?

>>135511008
My negro. Best roller.

>>135510865
>He can't handle the memes

>>135511008
I can't into rollers

any of you homos feel like squadding?

>>135511008
>>135511087
fuck that thing and the people that use it

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>Haha, let's go use the Hydra!
>forgot this rotation has about 4 e-liters per map

Man, why do people take E-Liters into Turf War for their little sniping practice? Can't you do squads for that shit?

>>135511404

rotation???

>>135511404
forget I asked
new rotation made me throw up in my ass

Newfriend here. Is there a way to level faster? Which mode yields more, ranked or TW?

>>135511853

TW is consistent but ranked pays out big when it does

>>135511817
Skatepark and Bridge, in Splat Zones

>>135511993

maybe later

>sz/tc/sz

stop

>>135512871
rm is not that good

>>135511461
You talking shit about best roller?

>>135513028
-lsdj

>>135513028
>talking shit about best mode

>>135513187
maybe if you're an impatient five year old

>>135513248
ok batnam

Who the fuck balanced the .96 Gal Deco? This weapon is retardedly broken.

>>135513248
>>135513028

good or not what's so hard about going 1-2-3 rather than this RNG fest we have with maps and modes. The variety is there but we never experience it

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Marie! That is not an approved firearm!

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hey all
i'm back with my lovely garbage
name my band

>>135514035
True.
The Barrett is shit. SHITTT.

>>135516093

TENTAcruel

>>135516093
That is some VERY lovely garbage.
Good to see you're still making things.

>>135516248
What's the difference between rifles?

how much points do they lose if I disconnect

i want to drop my main account to c- and try to work back to s+

>>135517509
None, you'll just ne leaving them in a 3v4, effectively costing them the match anyway.

Just make a second account; much easier.

>>135517509
i believe it's however much you'd lose if you lost the match normally. i got disconnected before a match started at s 80 and it cost me 6 points

>>135517509

it'll be faster to just lose but unfairer to your team mates

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I play Dynamo because I can't aim
I play Sloshers because I can't aim
I play Gals because I can't aim
I play Blasters because I can't aim

If I could aim I'd use a real weapon but since I cannot I use what I can.

>>135517818
no my team would get less points loss if I disconnect I want to lose the points

>>135517802
my gear is on my main account
i have a second account for shits n giggles but I want to tryhard from the get go from C- 0 and see how I do

>>135517824
yeah I know nintendo not giving a reset rank option is stupid

>>135517917

or maybe we enjoy the guns mechanics I know I've had more fun since Sloshers came out

>>135517917
...What else is there?

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Pretending to hitchhike in order to rape Callie!
Dumping her in a roadside ditch passed out and bruised!

>>135518328
I was talking about myself anon. Is there something you're denying to yourself then?

>>135518405
Splattershots, Squelchers, and Chargers.

>>135518523

If you want to learn to aim just use chargers in TW. That's all chargers users seem to do is practice their rank snipes

>>135518724
I've tried

The git gud never comes for me

>>135518810

Are you getting kills, defending/pushing the objective and having fun with whatever weapon you like.

If the answer is yes then fuck peoples obsession with steady hands and pin point accuracy

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woomy hairstyles when

>>135519242
yeah fuck those assholes who know if your aim wasn't so shit you could have saved the game

great advice for him

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Guys I just realized chief hat never

>>135519617
it's coming, along with octolings and hairstyles

>>135519380
Not like that preferrably

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>>135519426

Reading comprehension at nil. If he's doing what he needs to do to help reach the win be it killing, pushing or defending the objective then there's no reason for him to stress unduly and reduce the fun he's having. If he's an absolute shitter never rides the tower, paints the zone or carries the rainmaker whilst going 0/20 then clearly there's issues

>>135519979
Callie's lats are astonishing.

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>>135519380

>>135520501
>More than two primary tentacles
Disgusting. Hairstyles, not being a freak of nature.

>discord connection issues

stuck with the plebs for now

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>>135520750

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>>135520683

Is special duration useless for bubbler? Seems to only extend it by half a second per main.

How do I git gud at this game?

>>135522226

play it

>>135522303
Yeah, I've been playing it since it came out. I'm Lv 50 but still garbage.. show me how to git gud

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>>135522798

Play Ranked and stay in the same lobby whether you win or lose and when you derank just rejoin and carry on doing it. Eventually you'll reach a point where you're too good to derank and to shit to rank up. That's how good you are. Keep playing and note what you died and change your gear, weapons and playstyle to counter it

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>>135523153
>just be yourself

Fuck off

>>135523694

Don't know how you managed to get that message from my post

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My Splash-O-matic will bring victory to Marie's discarded, soiled garments!

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>>135525279
>soiled

When is burg splatfest? Tonight?

>>135525592
did you not read the OP? it's tomorrow

>>135526243
I do not. Thanks.

>>135521963
Its effective to run up to 3 mains where 3sub = 0.9*1main

Should we add Srb2dude's guides to the pastebin FAQ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEkHQk4S4pc

>>135528775
>using VC

No and fuck off.

>>135528775

go to squidboards if you want that kind of content and discussion

>put down a splash wall
>shoot at jap e liter
>jap snipes me through the wall like it wasn't there

not again

>>135529978
But it wasn't there anon :^)

Also servers prefer the Japs.

>>135529978
There is a one second delay when putting your splash wall down. They can snipe you during that time.

Why do I only play with Japanese players? It's just me the baka gaijin and 7 Japanese school children.

>>135529804
Right. We only talk about hot cute Callie is here.

>>135528775
-serenity (male)

>>135531618

You can discuss plenty of things without needing to go into how to use voicechat effectively and all the new fandangled techniques that have just been discovered/everyone is using

>>135531252
I have a feeling the game is mostly dead in the west.

>>135533818

The West has peak times and days. Japan is any time or day

>>135530992
fully deployed

Anyone wanna squad or twin?

Nnid:Starlight_tl

>>135536514

too busy watching Pokken stream

>>135536718
No you're not. You can't fool me, anon.

>>135537591

Might buy it but if I do then goodbye Splatoon don't have enough free time to be good at 2 games. Probably come back for Yellow Slosher if it's kit is good

>>135536718
>Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to host a Pokken tournament 5 months after console release with no established player base but still won't host a Splatoon Tournament that literally prints money and will probably die after Pokken gets released

>win streak to s 99
>suddenly, lose 4 games
why every time

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>>135506298

>>135539463

As much as they marketed Splatoon Nintendo still believes in their decades old franchises much more. We'll get proper Splatoon tournaments in it's third or fourth iteration

>>135539463
>will probably die after Pokken gets released
how long are people going to force this shitty "DED GAEM" meme

>>135546014

>XCX didn't kill it
>Super Mario Maker couldn't kill it
>Updates stopping didn't phase it

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Callie: Cute, or downright adorable???

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>>135546175
Splatoon is basically invincible. It's got its special charged up all the time.

>>135546175
>in japan*

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If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>135547162

Japan's all you need since there's no region lock. Every Western name I played with today was so shit I had to block them

>>135547305

cut that mole out

>>135546175
What's endangering Splatoon the most currently is League of Legends

In Japan, anyway.

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>splatfest tomorrow
>job interview at 8 am
HOLD ME

>>135549708

Welcome to my world. Come home late and go to work early. Hit royalty in 4 hours or go to work tired

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Splatfest in.. 27 hours and 24 minutes?

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>Idol Vacation

>>135552637
Finally, translate that shit.

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>>135552637

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>>135553137
4 hours is a bit excessive
How do they sleep

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>>135547513
If they changed their hairstyles, the location of their beauty marks is one of the only sure-fire ways of telling them apart.

>>135553850
Powernaps, plenty of caffeine, and the ability to run very very fast between Octovalley when they need to do consequential things.
The endurance needed for the Splatfest though is torture.

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>>135553850
Heart eyes Callie is so very, very cute

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Is there some sort of unspoken rule or some shit where I shouldn't push past a certain point in Tower Control?

Or is it just that people even in A+ rank and higher still don't know to STAND ON THE FUCKING TOWER

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>>135554974
here's a better sign for your team

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>>135554906
Okay, that's all

>>135552637
>>135553137
>>135553850
>>135554906
>>135555193
By the way, if anyone manages to get scans on the rest of this, I would love to translate the rest of it

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>>135553850
>Give us these cue cards just in case
>Just in case
>They're free to just ad lib if they want
Please

>"Stay in bed girls and boys, it's Towers and Depot today!"
>"Shut up Callie."
>"In other words, Chargers. Chargers everywhere."
>"Callie, shut UP."

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55870829
reminder this is realistically how your squid sister sex fantasies would play out

>>135555512
Speak for yourself squeaky

>>135554974

I think people get it in their heads that they have to maintain the best K/D ratio they can so they avoid roles that would endanger that. Or they're salty babies who cry every time they die to a blaster during TC.

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i want to cum on callie's tentacles

>>135556179
Still dont believe you

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>>135556035
>mfw I use blasters almost exclusively during TC

>>135556345
That's because it works; spamming the Tower and Quickly Respawning is close to uncounterable.

Makes me wonder how this game would work if everyone had say triple the health.

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>>135531618
Amongst many other things, rest assured.

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guess the last slot

>>135555086
Neat, do you have one for: "Pick. Up. The. Fish. Pick it up you fucking nips." ?

>>135557097
sorry, i didn't make it, and the guy that did disappeared

oddly enough, solo rm is the easiest for me compared to the other two modes

>>135557071
Special duration

>>135557097
The Japs are the only ones I ever see picking up the fish. It's the Westerners that dawdle about.

>>135557310
i don't know if the "japs hate rm" shit is a meme or not, but i had such a better time soloing rm when the japs came back from splatfest

>>135557071
why is this a thing now? defense up

>>135557310

Weird. I always play under the assumption that no one will pick of the rainmaker so I almost always bum rush it when it's free. I trust no squigga when it comes to moving the rainmaker.

>>135557071
special saver

>>135557662

"Fuck you burst bombs" the loadout

>>135557450
It's a meme. Japanese players statistically play as much tower control as they do rainmaker, but greatly favor splat zones over both by a hulking margin.

>>135557071
Special Duration

>>135557071
strength up!

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>>135557071
it is ink main saver

>>135560471
That's usable
Keepu

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>>135557310
My team is usually nowhere near the rainmaker.

But as long as they have me a path I'll run it

>>135560645
The rm makes paths for you

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today's memmimin is...???
wait, what is she doing

>>135555512
For a start, I wouldn't be a child, and Callie wouldn't be a pedophile.

>>135562828
I think that's how they present squids for sale at the market, except Memmimin here is using it as a carousel

>>135562828
It's "spin a woomy" day of course.

>want to pick Snowmen because Callie
>know its gonna be full of Frozen meme children

Wat do

>>135565000
Move to Europe, where the teams are balanced and the memes are dead.

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ok
i want you to hear me out here
what if callie
with
adorable
buck
teeth

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>>135565106
How many pop stars/celebrities/idols/models do you know that don't have exquisite teeth?
More importantly I don't think it'd be possible for a Squid; they have beaks instead of individuals teeth.

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>>135565317
well squid teeth are of debatable anatomy.
but that's not the point.
i know she's got normal teeth; you can see them in-game, man.
i just thought it would be a cute idea.

>>135565317
Imagine all those times you've bitten your tongue/the inside of your mouth. Now imagine impaling your tongue on a squid fang, likely ripping in completely open as you panic and recoil and blood starts pouring into your mouth.

>>135565550
In that case no, personally I don't find wacky teeth very cute. And Callie's meant to be perfect

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reminder there's no evidence squids have tongues, and, given that squids taste with their tentacles, and that their teeth would be just perfect for ripping a tongue to shreds, they probably don't have them

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>>135565808
Literally no other thought makes me cringe harder.
And then some people have the audacity to draw Inklings with freakish long-ass tongues.

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>>135565842
perfection is not always an objective quality. what may be considered perfect for one may not be for another, much in the same way as "good" and "bad". keep that in mind.
but you are more than free to keep your opinions however you wish.

>>135566160
I know, that's why I mentioned I personally don't find it attractive.
Generally imperfect teeth are considered imperfect though.

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>>135565858
These are Squids, yes?

In reality Squids can't extend their tongues outside their beaks, good thing since they're not only razor sharp but also posses some of he strongest jaws of any animal. They can bite through kevlar.
Inklings must just be very very careful. And since Squids regenerate extremely effectively getting nibbled wouldn't be too detrimental.

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Question: Would Callie be into gokkun?

>>135567341
No? She likes sweet treats, salty custard wouldn't do it for her.

>>135567341
Of course not shes only half Saiyan

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>>135565858
>squids taste with their tentacles
>woomies probably have really sensitive tentacles
>I will never tickle their tentacles

>>135562828
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

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>>135568580
>>135565858
They CAN taste with their tentacles, the tongues still function

Would still suck to have your tentacle slap your thigh during a Splatfest dance and inadvertently cop a taste of your own exhausted sweat.

>>135564916

Today's mammemima is celebrating 'spin a woomy' day! Looks like she's very relaxed! On this day in 1889, some old Japanese guy was fishing for squid. Upon finding that the squid he pulled from the water was wet, he then decided to spin it! This genius solution whirled the water right off the squid, making it much drier. The practice caught on, and soon every fisherman was twirling their squids! Today's mammemima is celebrating by spinning herself.

Come to think of it, finding a fisherman would be quite dangerous, wouldn't it?

>>135569387
gotta wonder if fishermen Inklings would be common, I mean Moe is at least slightly sentient, not sure if fish would make up most of their diet

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>>135569292
>Masturbate with suction cup
>Taste the rainbow
>Effectively eat yourself out
So thats why Marie is so grumpy, tentacles too short

Kidnapping Moe and stuffing him down Marie's bra!

>>135570164
What size is Marie

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>>135570081

It all makes sense now

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>>135570081
>Two other squids sit on your tentacles
>Two other squids sit on each of their tentacles
>Continuous chain of squids sitting on each others tentacles
>Somebody is sitting on somebodies face, others on their tentacles as well
>One massive pile of squid and pleasure and flavor
Woomy orgies would be amazing.

>>135570372
D cup
Callie wears six A's

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Ok so
Splatoon event coming up
On March 27th, there's going to be a Splatoon comic market at Comic Live in Nagoya Spring Festival 2016
It's called Splatoon Petit Only - Rainmaker Battle! In Kinjou Dock
"Petit" in this sense basically means anything light, cute, nice, what have you - nothing serious
2 Chome-2 Kinjōfutō, Minato-ku, Nagoya-shi, Aichi-ken 455-0848

In particular, one thing that's going for sale is appealing to me
It's simply called "Squid Sisters Collection" and is going to be sold at space B19
It's an anthology and has a ton of different artists in it, sporting 30 different full color pages, with a lot of really good artists in it, who will also be making appearances themselves with their various works, like https://twitter.com/km_12 (space B22), https://twitter.com/ikayorosiku, https://twitter.com/sameanko, https://twitter.com/mebuita and more
It's all being hosted by Rabbit Light, who is a pretty known Splatoon artist as well
For more info (if you can read Japanese that is) or the artists participating and previews of their pictures from the anthology:
http://usausausausausausa96.tumblr.com/
I'll see if there's any additional information I can pick up regarding either; in addition, if there are any previews you'd like to see translated, I would be glad to oblige, though they obviously wouldn't be very... complete

Phew, I really just hope we can get some scans on it

>>135571362
also i might post this more than once
i hope no one minds

https://www.taito.co.jp/prize/characters/splatoon
>splatoon is getting arcade machine prizes now
WE DID IT

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>>135571362
>>135571558
Literally translate whatever you figure is worth sharing. Even if you just explain what's going on in a comic; that's practically all the context needed.
Do it all, do what you find cute or interesting; anything is appreciated.

But holy hell does this artist overstack Marie now.

>>135571762
Another nifty trinket I'll never be allowed to own like those gashapon keychains with gear abilities on 'em

>>135571881
Marie with her hair down is cute
Is she missing Callie or ignoring her?

Following Marie around and poking her butt until she feels uncomfortable!

>>135572560
Following Marie around while tied up to be used as a personal chair!

>>135572498
Considering it's likely 3am probably ready to push ignore. She probably just found a new ice cream flavor or something.

>>135572560
Marie wouldn't get uncomfortable; she'd just take you to another room so you can fondle her asscheeks in private.

>>135572909
Dragging Marie back to a public place to continue poking her butt!

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>>135572845
>Next morning
>Check phone
>1 new voice message
>"M... Marie... there was a car accident... I... I'm trapped.. I can't breathe... please help me Marie... Marie I... I love you..."

>>135573283
>replace Callie with a busty Octogirl
>Marie has some grief time
>weeks pass
>lesbian lovers
>news is better
>better banter
>playable octolings

>>135573405
This is officially the worst /ink/ meme

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>>135573283

>>135568580
I thought those were boobs at first

>>135573725
everyone did, only reason why the image is popular

>>135573405
i want to sniff marie and an octoling's butts after they have sweaty lesbian sex

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>>135573832
No I think it's pretty damn adorable on its own.
Notice that her hands are on her knees. She's attached her tentacles to her chest. She's wishing her boobies were bigger.

>>135574118
i dont think shed be phased by something like that

>mixed a few mojitos
>fail hard
>too sugary
>or too tonic like
>or too rummy
>or too limey
>or too minty
>8 failed attempts later
>hit it
>fuckyeah
WHOS READY FOR SPLATFEST HERE?

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>tfw you are lagging so bad you can actually hear the music stutter and loop a bit

>>135576190
Why the hell do people do alcohol before a competition they hope to win? Let alone a competition that requires steady hands to aim?

>>135576387
>a competition
>they hope to win
it's turf war.

>>135576387
Because everyone handles alcohol differently. Some people are better tp a certaom [pomt fpr a alsfouire
llaf

>>135576423
It's serious business m8, every game counts.

>>135576423
It's Splatfest.

>>135576473
Props for the slow drunken rambling while still able to solve a captcha.

A pro.

>>135566054
yeah what's up with those tongues?

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>>135575363
She's a modest squid, she's happy however she is.
Fortunately she's fucking gorgeous.

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>>135569292
>Be Marie
>Piss in a bucket
>Sneak into Callie's room while she's sleeping
>Drop Callie's tentacle into your bucket of piss
>Callie tastes your bucket of piss
>Callie wakes up and vomits uncontrollably
>Film it all while laughing and put in on SquidTube

>>135577843
I want to kill Callie.

>>135578654
Shut up X

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Are japs awake? I dont want to play with them

>>135578973
There is a spider behind your monitor

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>>135578514

>>135578973
They never sleep.

>>135578514
>A full bucket of piss
Bloody hell Marie

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>tfw slow, rhythmic squidbagging makes the japs even madder

>>135580098
How do you know how mad they are?

Either way I just stand in place and spin around, Squidbagging is too mainstream.

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>>135578973
shh
nips are sleeping

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>get my first ever quad kill with killer wail
>squidbag like a motherfucking gitty motherfucker
>they all respawn
>one of them gets an echolocation off real fast
>they all target me
>swim behind pillar
>superjump back to spawn
>mfw

>>135580429
I think you're just imagining they're after you
They can't recognize you from afar

>>135580557
Not if you are at their spawn camping them with others

>>135580935
That's not what the given scenario was though

>>135580429
It was port wasn't it?

>>135506298
so which one is the more popular side, so i can win some sweet sweet snails?

>>135581954
It seems Snowmen are more popular; do whatever you want.
Those six whole rolls will surely go a long way.

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Playing with Marie's hair!

>>135582545
Pulling Marie's hair while you doggy style!

>>135582928

This

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Pulling marie's panties up after cumming inside of her as she tries her best to hold it in during a show!

>>135583302
Fuck's wrong with her face?

>>135576193
Is that a guillotine?

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Consoling young Callie's crying and explaining some things when she gets her first period!

>>135570081
I believe Marie's are long enough.
Just untie them, and it'll be enough to cover the face.
I can imagine her using her tentacles to cover her mouth and head to become Isis members

>>135584305
This, they're not much shorter proportionately than those of a regular Woomy.

>>135584456
Still miniscule compared to Callie's medical conditions.

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SAND

>>135584787
Who is that supposed to be?

>>135584834
Looks like a woomy with sandcastles in the backround

>tfw you play charger better with headphones on

>>135586328
The game is better full stop with headphones on.

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>>135586328
>>135586617
>playing with sound

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>>135586715
>Playing a game with impeccable music and sound design in silence

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>>135583997
Teaching Callie how to masturbate!

I don't want to have sex with Callie!

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>>135588521
Me either to be honest. I want to date and marry Callie, but probably not sex. Unless of course, she wanted to.

I'd fuck Marie's brains out though.

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Well, shit, I haven't logged in since the last Splatfest and I didn't get my reward out of it

>>135588903
>Going home just in time for the Splatfest
>Won't be there to get the reward
Fukkk

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MARIE, NO!!

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Almost deranked to S from S+ 0 but won 1 giving a buffer of 1 match before I derank

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>keep bitching to myself because i have to do things today
>just now realized that splatfest doesn't start until midnight my time
god dammit

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>>135594478
>Realize I'm not going to be able to use /ink/ because it will be nothing but constant pointless Splatfest updates and shitposting
Goddamnit.

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>toss single burst bomb at a jap e liter with a bit of bomb range up
>jap e liter falls off the map trying to burst bomb me back

>>135573405
>>135578514
>mariefags

I want to put benis in the Callie

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who RICH here

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First one
Artist: https://twitter.com/3arumon
Rarely draws Splatoon, so a surprise to be here

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>>135597156
That's a really cool design for a Squid Sister Squid form, changing the colors of the tentacle tips instead of their iconic body hue.

And it appears the Spaghetti demographic is identical to us. A lot of their scentences starting with 'I want to'.

Nice job Translator anon, keep em coming.

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Thoughts on Haunt?

Have you been using it? Have you noticed more people using it?

While playing Rainmaker earlier, I noticed the ability boosts making a difference. Made me smile.

What do you guys think about the new ability buffs?

>>135598460
It's one of the best abilities in the game now, boosting your stats whenever you're being tracked by an Echolocator or Point Sensor.
A lot of previously never seen abilities are god tier now.

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Pencil Sketch Anon here.
Computer is finally working but I've got to be out the door in 10 minutes and only have time to post one drawing. Hope you enjoy. (I'll post the rest when I get back)

I've been saving this one for a while, but it never seemed like the right time. Since it'd be unfair to post someone else's request while others have to wait, the timing now seems perfect.

>>135547823
I thought they weren't so much into PC multiplayers?

>>135599571
I get it!

>>135599160
>It's one of the best abilities in the game now

its completely replaced cold blooded for me

still have no idea how to use opening gambit properly

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>>135561071
True

>>135561071
no it doesn't

>>135598460
im ready to quit the game because of haunt to be honest

not even echo is as obnoxious

>>135600625

Obnoxious how? Is everyone using it, and you get tagged for every kill?

>>135600858
pretty much tagged entire matches if I didn't trade

it was quick respawn meme team with haunt

>>135599571
I like everything about this image.

>>135602473
>>135600027
Explain it?

>>135602972
the dragon guy's name is discord

>>135602972
Supposed /ink/-tan flipping off a character named Discord. That's truly all you need to know.

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Where my sandcastle bros at?

>>135603120
Had to google it

I don't get how people know the names of all the characters in MLP and yet claim to hate it. I know nothing about any of them other than APPLEBEE because of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXDKqR6SeWI

>>135603550
There was a simpler time where you weren't slandered for acknowledging it. Back when it was a cute show and not the abyssal cancer it became.

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Damn, Hoverboards seem popular... guess I've got a fight ahead.

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Daddy has spoken

>>135604483
I think Daddy has been drinking again

>>135604095
>>135604483
Callie will never win a Splatfest again

>>135604483
im so fucking confused

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Poseidon (and team snowfags) quiver before him

>>135604698
Callie will lose her win record and Calliefags will cease to exist

>>135605206
Because they'll have killed themselves and so will their shit waifu

Just because Callie doesn't win doesn't mean I'll stop preferring her to that bitch Marie

Yes, she's a bitch

>>135605571
You wait and see you'll wind up hating Callie just as much as everyone ever

>>135603486
Kicking anon's sandcastle!

>>135606175
Enjoy your 18 snails you snow fucking asshole

>>135606285
This is why I hate splatfest.

doesnt matter if you which team you are on the shitposting just ruins the thread for a few days

>>135606756
Stay assmad snowbitch

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Don't fight, guys. You are all my snowbaes!

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>>135607080

>>135608336
This bitch gonna die

>>135606285
but i dont want to enjoy them

>>135608405
Callie is eternal.

>>135608689
Kill yourself

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>tfw you only do well with one weapon
>tfw /ink/ thinks it's shit

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http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/141259302479/do-you-want-to-build-a-snowman-it-doesnt-have

I'm having mixed feelings about this

>>135607080
but im sandcastle

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>>135614507
Will he do it?
Will he be rank #1?!

>>135614507
I don't feel like playing anymore...

Who else will never top 100 because of their work schedule?

I have worked every splatfest and when I get off I barely have the three hours to hit King

>>135614507
That Milton needs to get his shit together.

>>135615034
he fucked up the patch notes earlier too, classic milton

>>135610692
>tfw only did well with pine weapon
>dropped it entirely because it got boring
>it's been weeks and now inn not good with any weapons
I'm hopeless aren't I

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>>135614902
I have barely any time left to play at all anymore.
I only come here these days to talk about the characters which I really like, but actually playing the game is simply a frustrating mess.
I think I'm just gonna hang up my hat, Splatoon was a fun game at first but I think I'm done with it.

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>>135614902

For me it's really crappy health that holds me back playing a lot, but I still think it's a pretty neat thing.

>>135615310
Don't do that anon; why don't we squad some time?

>>135615367
jesus christ how close to your death bed are you if you cant play vidya

Rip in Piss Anon

His only dream was a match without japs.

>>135615575
I never squadded.

>>135614902
I lost track of the days and thought yesterday was when Splatfest started. Not realizing that Splatfest actually starts TODAY, I agreed to take someone's shift tonight, meaning I'm going to miss the first part of Splatfest... Hopefully I'll have the energy to stay up and reach king before my shift on Saturday

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>>135615812

Well I'm not quite at that level, but I only have so much energy in a day so I can play an hour or two on the Wii U before getting tired, or twenty minutes, or none at all for a whole week.

>>135617737
literally crying for you right now tears dropping down my face

>>135604815
Okay that image was way fucking funnier to me than it should have been.

>>135616079
why not

>will never EVER be able to protect callie's smile
i want to die

Dead.

>>135576423
This time, it is Ranked Turf War

>>135600625
Just use coldlooded memelord

>>135618320
Never mind gud, I never got passable.
Bad connections, bad aim, bad gear; I've never felt I was ever 'finally getting it'.

>>135618386
Because the devs have finally caught on and are giving worst girl the popular themes
Callie is gonna fucking die and nobody is gonna miss her annoying shit