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Still Final Fantasy Edition

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

Californithon:
- Meetup / Marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 25th - 27th
- https://twitter.com/californithon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv
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You could have ended it! Why did you have to make a new thread?

Just fucking delete it!
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so i was told this place is where this mod Yashichi from zfgs chat hangs out? you are such a little faggot always on a power trip. no idea whey he had modded you.please kill yourself
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thanks for crushing all of these nerds' hopes and dreams of this general dying.
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let's dispel once and for all this fiction that yarumasi is not based. he is nice and helpful
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>>135423462
Just because some people don't wanna discuss speedrunning because how can you discuss something you have no experience in? doesn't mean that the thread should go away. Some people still want speed discussions
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>>135423065
OP, that's just gross.
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>>135423065
Hi Cuckulator
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Caracarnvi, navy verteran, college graduate, and ex-employee. Is on pace to sub 10:21. Is there not a more pure speedrunner?
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>>135425049
he's actually playing FFX again?
it's about damn time
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>>135425049
There is not. Caracarn is as underrated as you can get. He is the definition of the perfect gamer
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>>135425049
me
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>>135424747
Not Chuck
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>>135425049
Whenever somebody says segmented runs were a mistake, I remember that people run shit like this and disagree. Does he piss in a bottle during the run? Or does he avoid eating and drinking altogether?
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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
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>>135425495
there's at least 2 breaks
1 is in guadosalam and I'm not sure where the other one is
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfVNMN9Klh
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>>135426654
thanks for the (You), senpai
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>>135426654
https://www.reddit.com/r/letsplay
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>>135426654
Sit on your fucking hands!
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>>135426654
>this is what happens when you speak out against headcrab
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>>135425049
>>135425304
>>135425337
>>135425495
Can you speedrun Final Fantasies if you don't have autism?
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rip in pepperoni
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>>135427398
Take out "Final Fantasies" in your sentence and you have a more relevant question.
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THIS is narcissa?

I thought it was one of the 9 year old blonde girls
what the fuck
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>>135425641
ever gonna switch like ya said you would?
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>>135428864
I'm actually not the original Lebronanon. I'm just carrying on for him in his stead, because I liked his posts (and because I, too, aspire to become the Lebron James of speedrunning).

I'm not sure if the original King James ever got around to Initial D posting, but since there hasn't been any in the past several threads I assume he doesn't lurk here anymore.
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messing with FL Studio lol http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfVNMN9Klh

Cool nontheless. Sounds like "town" music from a JRPG :)
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>>135430823
Based. How good will the game be for speedrunning?
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hey speedfriends,

hope your speedgames have been going well. dont forget that im here to support you no matter what you do. dont forget that if you work hard and practice harder, you can personal best in your speedgame. dont let the haters get you down. youre a great speedrunner and youve earned that PB youre working toward.
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>component cable
holy mother of god, why didn't I get this 16 years ago?
what a difference
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>>135433637
Are you kidding me? Is this a joke?
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>>135433637
What
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>>135433637
enjoy your interlaced stream
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>>135436551
this makes no sense
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>zfg can't even sub clint

holy SHIT
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Make /srg/ speedrunning again! Post splits.
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>>135437562
literally who?
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>>135437562
Clint is literally the best 100% runner, ZFG is gonna lose the throne soon LOL
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>>135440363
lol wut? zfg is doing a no reset run that's better than clint's PB. chances are more likely clint will become the next elliot rodgers before getting a WR in oot.
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What imouto game can I speedrun?
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Clint
>good skill
>good physical condition
>good good hygiene
>good looks
>good game

Has speedrunning's new face emerged? Is Clint the poster boy for the hobby? He already is a better representative than Cosmo, Siglemic, or ZFG ever were. Can Clint finally usher in a wave of new blood that will destroy the old order for good. Is this the beginning of the end for corrupt groups like SRL, SDA, GDQs, etc. Will Clint lead the community to victory against the selfish and self-important "old boys" of the hobby?

I hope so.
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I'm not going to quote it so not to give it (you)s but that post was truly awful and the poster should be ashamed, you know the one.
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Hey, vidya dev here. Just wanna tell ya that speedrunnin is both hilarious AND informative. Keep it up for another hundo years.
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normal OP creator here. sorry I've let you guys down two threads in a row

this RPG clown should feel ashamed of himself
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>>135445441
Don't you agree that this is a sign it's time to let go? Just let it rest in peace.
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>>135445727
no it's the time to bring everybody together again and travel fast in our video games
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>>135446159
this is such a s_andp_ post
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>>135446310
succinctandpunchtro? no it's Cronikeys fool
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>>135444165
the vn has an english patch if you want to speedrun that
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>>135444269
cant tell if bait
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first for Bullets/Heads.
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>>135445282
Are you a big timer or a small timer? Do you make indie games?
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>>135446391
W H E N ' S E A S T E R N M I N D
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>streamer gets a twitch partner merch shirt
>the design sux

just when u want 2 support n rep them.. :/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN_nIz6HzEg
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>>135448410
then what are we arguing about
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>>135449137
alright, senpai. This tranny obsession needs to stop. When you search around the web for videos to post here you've got a problem desu.
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>>135449137
his girl voice is pretty good, but he's wearing enough makeup to stop a bullet
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>>135449676
The only problem I have is that sad looking anime ;_;
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>>135449856
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death to all trannies and their marxist enablers
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>>135450101
except croni
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>>135449995
Baited for this exact huggly respone :3c
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>>135450160
you will not be spared on the day of rope you degenerate freak
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>>135444269
I support Clint as the new face of our community. He will lead us into a newer, glorious era of speedrunning
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Saved
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Bring Back Pie Posting
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>>135460597
get the fuck >>>/out/
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Pihex posting > Narcissy posting
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fw the month of mushrooms and masterswords is half over :/
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the meme where we pretend pie isn't our boi is pretty stale
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remember when kulus acted like he knew everyones names? lol.......
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>>135460983
the meme where people pretend to like him is pretty stale
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>>135460983
>>135461167
shit shit shit which one is the meme!!!
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>>135460891
dang zfg got some man tiddies
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>>135461145
Kulus' real name is Howard.
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>>135461849
what is laz's real name
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>>135461849
what is headcrabs real name
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remember when cosmo pretended like he was a girl? lol.......
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>>135462808
the rainy mood nail paint streams were warnings
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http://pastebin.com/Wf41qwDR
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>>135463141
who the fuck is bramz?
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this desperate for something anon
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>>135462323
david
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>>135463141
>Finally, I've also banned "Kappa" in my chat. In my opinion, this emote promotes unfunny, sarcastic, and sometimes mean comments that I don't want to waste my time reading.

the most clear and obvious sign of a butthurt faggot.
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>>135463378
what is moofin's real name?
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>>135445282
i wanna fuck that tree
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>>135464205
idk it was mentioned a few threads ago i think
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>>135464205
chase like he chasing donuts lmao
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is squid in a post punk band
he's got the looks
ian curtis lookin ass
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how come all of the good tas videos are not listed on tasvideos.org? shouldn't they be there considering the site is for that and that only?
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>>135463141
Literally who?
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>>135463141
>>135465653

I agree. Who the fuck is this guy? Why should give a flaming shit if he wants to be a butthurt 'LOL PEOPLE ARE MAKING JOKES STOP' dickhead?
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kill the crab
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the GDC conference just showed the posts about how Rachel killed herself over srg and that game dev general. get ready for a bunch of whinefags raiding here
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>>135464560
what's cook's name?
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>>135464560
whats the MHC members names?
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>>135466186
who is Rachel
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the crabbe must be stopped at all costs
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>>135466186
drop a link or something
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>>135466709
xavier, carlos, chris
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>>135466186
lolwut she killed herself because she had some sort of bone disease that hurt really bad
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Lmao Yarumasi being a crybaby faggot what a surprise https://twitter.com/wambamthankulam/status/710329121109372928
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>>135467914
hey lambent
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>>135468089
This is not Lambent you fucking crippled degenerate drug-addicted retard boy.
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>>135468287
yeah it is he just got so blasted he kicked me 2 lmao
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>>135466186
>>135467297
https://www.twitch
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>>135467914
>>135468287
>cyberfags are this desperate for kicks that they'll backstab each other
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>>135467914
wait a sec who gives a fuck
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>>135468347
What do you mean he got blasted? You're being a little crybaby bitch crying because of what some irele faggots on srg think of you. You cry nonstop so I ordered the executioner to execute you.
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>>135468560
please stop replying to me until you cool down
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>>135468627
Then stop crying bird fucker
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>>135468443
Nobody cares about cyber he's a gay tranny boy who needs to die asap
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>>135467573
xavier = ?
carlos = dss
chris = ?
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>>135468897
hurtin
sj
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>>135468540
>>135468443
>>135468560
>>135468627
>>135467914
who fucking cares about this gay shit everyone already knew this now go back to your epic discord clique faggots
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>>135469023
Just bully Yarumasi
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>>135469227
no he is a pure soul who just wants to unite everyone
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>>135469708
Nice try bird fucker
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>>135468443
reminder cyber left the discord and doesnt talk to any of them anymore lol
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>>135470578
Ya Cyberdemon is busy erping with a fag who's tried to kill himself 3 times now it's pretty based
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>>135470578
he didnt leave, they got ass blasted and kicked him as usual
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WHO

CARES

GO BACK TO THE TRANNY TALK NOW
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>>135471105
No actually he was pissed because his private skype messages with swagalina got leaked and he got exposed for being a massive faggot.
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>All these literal whos

Can we start talking about our queen now
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>>135471385
wHOAH, who is this Semen Daemon
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>>135471385
>>135471554
I want to absolutely SLIME this little princess
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>>135468351
thats a man baby
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>>135471710
how dare you you ignorant pig
SHE
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post speed jams <<<<<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8MyT-979dg
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>>135465843
>de hippie spacing
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Don't know if its posted already but gdc LITERALLY posted tweets from emugen and srg as a tribute to internet bullying about Rachel.
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>>135474612
they mentioned them yes >>135468351
but i still have yet to see these claims
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>>135468351
can someone watch this and let me know if any of my posts were featured
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Cronikeys here and I'd like to apologize to Yarumasi for calling him a try hard, a Redditor, and not treating him special for having a physical disability. That is NOT WHO WE ARE as /srg/.
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>>135475546
who fucking cares
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>>135475546
>who is we

also why not rename srg to cbg (cyber-bullying general)?
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>>135475546
no one cares you stupid tranny you've already alienated enough people don't backpedal now
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>>135476108
>stupid
>tranny
>backpedal
this post reeks of Yarumasi
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>>135476160
on tonight's episode of Psychic Investigators:
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>associating with a group of people who still act like high schoolers

and you all still get upset when someone talks shit about you behind your back
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>>135476635
well yeah that's 4chan in a nutshell
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>>135476635
anyone too retarded to realize that anyone can post here so there isn't really a collective consensus is retarded. that includes narcissa, yarumasi, and all of the other whiny faggots
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>>135475546
I am glad we could clear this up as civilized adults I do appreciate that
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>>135477059
faggot
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>all these (You)'s tonight

thanks fellas
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WE DID IT REDDIT!
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can i get a few (You)s before bed?
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>>135478369
oh for fuck sakes
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>>135478369
Who is this semon demon?
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>>135467914
>assuming people are behind posts

is this what the mentally ill do
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>>135478374
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>>135449137
>entire channel is tranny related
and they say we never shut up about it

>we just want to be treated like normal people
you're doing it wrong, chucklefuck
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raikou stream digimon
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Clint Stevens just said all lives matter. I had to stop watching his stream, I never knew he was a racist. ZFG has said some nasty thing about black people too.

Is there anyone who streams OoT speed runs who isn't a racist bigot?
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sup tranny general
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>>135481051
Was watching TV last night and Brianna Wu was on this show. A kind of cute girl was playing xer
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>>135480964
the runner formerly known as cosmo
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>>135481151
how will she top a sniper outside of the window?
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>>135480964
how did you not know clint was a racist?

pic related: clint stevens as a young boy
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whisper sweet nothings into my ear, srg
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>>135482193
cock sucking tranny fagit
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>>135482590
I'm not a trannyfreak though
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>>135482590

uhnnnnm clitty so stiff
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If Narcissa kills herself, will any of you feel remorse or sadness?
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>>135482743
not really desu
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>>135482743
>her
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>>135482743
not even remotely
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>>135482743
disappointment really
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>>135482743
I've never said anything mean about them so not entirely but, I do feel something for what all these trannies eventually go through. Can you even come back from hormone treatment if you wanted to?
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>>135482743
no

accepted the reality it will happen soon and there's nothing anyone can do
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you're A-OK in my book, yaru.
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*nuthugs u*
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>>135483263
Yes.
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>>135482743
would cry desu
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>>135478369
Actually was a pretty nice run. Sub 5 hours in MM hundo ain't bad at all, ain't bad at all... Trev is a bit generic but he does nice runs. It's nice to watch a zelda runner who isn't a either a complete fucking autismo fuck, some cuck who won't let the clint and ZFG shit go, or some memerunner who posts redditshit on twitter all day when he isn't streaming to his 20 viewers.

Guy really needs a new haircut, though. I would honestly donate $20 if he got one so we could all have a more pleasant viewing experience.
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>>135485170
thanks for your recap
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goat speedgame?
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I sometimes have difficulties working on new runs because my dysphoria kicks in and I have no motivation to do anything. Can someone give me advice?

Pic related, it's me, one and a half years on HRT.
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Lmao cosmo cant get a bone
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>>135467914
What in the fuck, why am I being listed
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>>135486796
You're cute. Link to your stream?
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reminder to bully anime
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Bow to the god of OoT speedrunning, and acknowledge that none of you casuals will ever surpass him.
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Not digging this meme of not having any posts asking slayer to speedrun fc3 in here
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friendly reminder
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>>135486796
Only speedrun games with ugly trannies so that you can just look at them and feel better about yourself.
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>>135490647
he's pretty based and somehow consistant and not a mental unstable freak like most speedrunners
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>>135491942
fw the sunken costs of regret
fw cosmic sands
tb h though the downward slope of healthy enjoyment is longer than a week
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I rule this thread with an iron fist. Who am I?
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I'll make you a mod on my stream if you gimme a (You)
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>>135494480
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>>135463839
kappa being banned is the true sign of a patrician chat

yw for late response
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>>135485170
>caring this much about hair cuts
#*~GAYBOI ALERT~*#
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*gets offline WR*
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>>135498235
me too
>00:00:00 pb
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*tweets about new WR without proof*
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i know you guys are butthurt about the no proof thing from jp runners but there is literally nothing wrong with doing offline runs if you record them
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>>135498414
I concur
I'm a dab hand with vegas pro
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>>135498654
>hurr everyone better than me is a cheater
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>>135498697
>hurr nobody ever lies for e-fame
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*kaboom, ego destroyed*
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why are people dropping their greenscreens as of late?
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>>135500512
They look tacky and ridiculous. I'd rather someone just use cam properly, being able to actual see their room and surroundings makes it more natural. Green screen is way too proffessional and weird for a humble Twitch stream.
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>>135485273
It honestly wasn't a problem at all, glad you enjoyed.
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>>135500962
wow we got a stream big rep laying down some hot strats. what else makes a cam look natural? should I have my bed frumpled and messy, or made up really well?
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th-thanks /srg/
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clint is a beta nu-male
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Sub 1:10 Roman's Sorrow Classic% Attempts. Can it be done? Spoiler: No. Kyle has always cheated.

http://www.twi
tch.tv/Feurigerilias
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>>135502152
So is ZFG.
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>>135502152
>nu male
>no beard
>no glasses
>doesnt support dumb libcuck shit >>135480964

nice try with the buzzwords tho......
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boy am i feeling great to day, and i'm ready for some EFFING speedruns!
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>>135466186
Serg aint even do nuthin doe
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>>135502178
how long is this guy going to try and expose this other guy for cheating

its been months
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i'm fucking invincible
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whats with the retard janitor in serg lately
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>>135506536
glenn ran out of things to do in his online potato simulator
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>>135506205
your memes end here
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>>135506536
glenn suffers from terminal autism
imagine being the most autistic person browsing serg
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>>135506948
>most autistic
that's me!
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>>135482743
i was a tiny bit sad when cosmo died
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PB, with this I snag the 4th place on the leaderboards. Pretty happy with this desu

>>135438301
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>>135508228
dino mite
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What are the best streamers up that are streaming right now?
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>>135508537
cfb and tolarus
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when will kint start tearing up the Ape scene again
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>>135482743
It'll be hard to feel remorse because the libcucks are so combative and self-righteous when they're really just enabling people with mental illness

The only cure is a bullet in the head of every tranny enabling libcuck
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>>135508228
sick, very good job
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>>135508228
good going J_
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>>135508867
After i tear up Croni's pucci
*tears up*
Ok kint will start tearing up ape again Tbh
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>>135508734
glad cfb quit his job to play wow full time desu
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>>135438301
I can still optimize this game. Basically I could save time if I would just git gud.
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>>135513551
dino mite
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>>135513551
>all those golds
>-10:24
>only 6 runs
yes, you can definitely still optimize this. Good job though
>>
imagine assuming people are making posts about you and being so sure of it that you rant about these people you've set the posts to on a private account then it gets leaked
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>>135515556
imagine sucking up to the people you dislike just to get approval from a group you claim to not want approval from
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>>135508867
Hopefully soon. He went to study in Japan for about a year & took a break from the apes, should be back soon & I hope he gets back on it, mad gay for him
>>
>>135508867
remember when kint blew the fuck out of awkward "60 viewers" meow? backstabbed him so hard he never touched SotC again
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noir seems like a cool dude
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>>135515556
>rant
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>>135518118

he pretends to be gay for attention

thats not cool
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>>135488932
I made a bad assumption
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>>135515556
Yaru is literally one of the idiots who was attracted to this place because people were acting like idiots and he thought he was in good company.
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>>135518118
Noir is a whiny little shit who thinks he's a lot smarter than he actually is.

He's a dumb cunt whose only use is as a fucktoy in the wee hours of a drunken GDQ hotel party
>>
I have profound aspergers. What game should I speedrun?
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>>135520383
hotline miami
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>>135520383
Xenogears or Baten Kaitos
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>>135519045
typical reddit
>>
>>135520383
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 100%
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zfg1 stream please
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m_ tell M_ to stream k_
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>wobbles
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>>135522948
>>135522896
>>135522632
>>135519181
>>135519045
>>135518118
>>135517763
never heard any of those dropped names before
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>not being epic
>>
*nuthugs*
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>>135524242
y_
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>>135520383
Spider: Rite of the Shrouded Moon
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>>135513551
what
is
your
stream
>>
was there any official comment from who yaru accused after his exposure
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>>135527148
ya they talked it out on twitter and it was the most uneventful thing ever
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>>135527315
and then went back to shitposting about him anonymously
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>>135527148
Cleared my notifications instantly
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women are equal and deserve respect

just kidding they should suck my dick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQG9Nu97Z4
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>>135527148
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/710366856779931648
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>>135530516
>that voice
wow i thought he wanted to pretend to be a girl
>>
its truly amazing how many hours spend on this general (which has been dying for some time). for some, it is their life. how sad. go to school, get a job, do something useful in your life instead of obsessing over this autistic hobby that literally no one cares about.

move on, thank me later
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THIS IS A TWITCH PARTNER
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move on dont post here!! - guy posting here
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>>135530813
no one even cares about the hobby anymore they just wanna talk about trannies
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>>135530893
who the fuck even watches this guy
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>>135530893
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>>135529154
I am wording this post so hard rn.
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>>135530893
what's the problem there?
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>>135531167
that lil ass baby bong desu senpai
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>>135531356
is it too small?
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>>135530893
lmfao
>>
>>135530893
wow noir hit puberty. he looks older now.
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>>135531525
the nigga holding the piece is too small kek
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obs or obs studio?
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>>135508228
And the run https://youtu.be/pnIFTAi7fp4

>>135508454
>>135509339
>>135510415
Thanks
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>>135533251
is it handicapless because it doesnt involve yarumasi?
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>>135532734
Studio works better for me
But cropping and stuff is horrendous
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>>135508228
i fucking hate my dazzle god damn audio would never work
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>>135533954
Do you use amcap
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>>135533954
dont use the dazzle's audio. just plug the audio into the line in on your sound card.
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>>135534264
I don't understand why I can't just use it directly in xsplit or OBS and have it detect the dazzle audio though
>>
>>135530893
What stream is this?
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>>135535228
twitch.
tv/iateyourpie/subscribe
>>
>>135533251
yeah pull did a great run last night using the spinboost technique (faster in that category) but the fact he wont play the good category confuses me
>>
>>135535228
noir. already filed my report
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>>135534784
It works fine with amarec and amcap for me
>>
IMPORTANT: NEW META:::::::::::

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdKf4c7W0c
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>>135535853
Not sure what category to report this under :/ None of the categories relates to drug use
>>
>>135536581
other terms of service issue
>>
>>135536548
>those baby hits
lmafo
>>
>>135535853
>>135536581

be sure to include the video and don't trust the usual twitch admins they are all his friend. try to send it to amazon higher ups if you can
>>135536548
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>>135536759
>amazon higher ups
>giving a shit about a teenager smoking pot

lol
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>>135536895
come on mr.robot, aren't you all about justice?
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>>135536895
It's their owned website and I think they would care about drug use on it.

You can also report him to the police for this.
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Noir is allowed to smoke on stream because of his illness (he has a license for medical weed he showed to twitch people) and because of the twitch partners sucking him off :/
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>>135537257
he does not have a license
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>>135537257
i didnt know you could get a weed card for mental retardation
>>
>>135537375
>>135537405
It doesn't matter whether he has a license or not. He has sucked enough Twitch staff dicks to be allowed to do whatever he wants.
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>>135537257
it's still illegal federally and is a global TOS violation9
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Is smoking weed while speedrunning considered TAS?
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>>135538154
yes, smoking weed makes you a tool
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>>135538813
it only triggers him because he wishes he was a beautiful white person
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>>135530893
>>135531120
isn't this kid past the age of being epicly rebellious?
I hope someone called the cops on him baka desu senpai
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>>135538302
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>>135540007
savage
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Sub 10. Decent run outside of fucking up Berlin.
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This general used to be so fun
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>>135541150
Good work bud
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>>135540007
classic slayer
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>>135541297
No it didn't. This place was always full of people too far up their own asses to actually be good speedrunners.
>>
>>135541369
Thanks man, really appreciate it.
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>>135541438
I still know a few posters whose asses I'd like to be up...
>>
>>135541150
stream?
>>
i wish cronikeys and squid would stop posting about me
>>
When did Cheese start playing OOT?
>>
>>135541383
thats mscad not slayer you tard
>>
i wish cronikeys and squid would start posting about me
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>>135542494
who are you i'll do it
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>>135542785
im ur boi
>>
authorblues is a faggot who cried once when he was exposed as a beta male who feeds into the god gamer stigma
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>>135502178
CHEATER EXPOSED

the cheater admitted right away that he did cheat

http://www.twi
tch.tv/Feurigerilias
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>>135543661
>he is STILL going on about this shit
jfc does he really have nothing better to do?
just fucking play the game already
>>
about to stream some harvest moon wish me luck
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>>135543882
actual moon or the new steam meme moon
>>
>>135543491
Word. Andrew G is legitimately a god gamer though. He even got a hot new PB today!
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>>135544029
keep crying fag
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>>135543882
post your stream
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>>135539317
He reminds me a lot of kids I knew in high school.......... when I was 15
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>>135543838
The new thing now is, that he is looking at his own runs. The newest cheat run is own of his older pbs.
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mfw this thread

keep doin your thing /SRG/, it really helps me out.
>>
Don't reply.
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>>135545139
fuck you

>>135544995
>>135544995
>>135544995
>>
Okay
>>
noir is definitely the type of little cunt who runs his mouth a bit too long and gets his ass kicked at a live event
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>>135544995
This thread is some good shit right now. Top tier drama. Get fucking baked. Drink some Soylent. Life is good.
>>
>>135543491
yo, thanks for the namedrop bud.
>>
so far only the Smoking Room and the Hayloft have actually proven to be as good as if not better during the daytime compared to clear night
I'd need to actually test it out in a run to see how much this messes with current time change routing because it'd take even more time to change it to be day and then change it back to night to collect more roman numerals so it may still not be worth it to change times mid run
>>
Vote in the poll below to make your choice for Speedrun of the Year for 2015.

http://www.poll-maker.com/poll622162xBF6D4785-26

Speedrun of the Year (2015)

A) Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64) 17:45 (Skater82297)
Super Mario Bros. (NES) 4:57.627 (Darbian)
C) Super Mario 64 (N64) 1:40:59.24 (Puncayshun)
D) Super Metroid (SNES) 42:12 (Zoasty)
E) The Legend of Zelda (NES) 28:50 (LackAttack24)
F) Grand Theft Auto Vice City (PC) 53:55 (KZ_FREW)
G) Portal (PC) 8:31.51 (JeSuisUneCarrotte)
H) Donkey Kong Country (SNES) 32:59 (Eazinn)
I) Super Meat Boy (PC) 17:43 (Vorpal)
J) Other: Write-in choice

If there was a speedrun in 2015 better than the ones listed above you can write-in your own vote and any great runs that get enough support will be added as an option.
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>>135546692
>giving a fuck about OoB portal speedruns
what the fuck is wrong with you jesus christ
>>
>>135546817
stop crying noir you faggot, its called going fast
>>
>>135543491
da god gamer stigma wuz just a maymay doe
>>
>>135543661
>>135543838
http://www.speedrun.com/gtaiv/thread/zwhuf
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>>135547530
oh you're bad ending guy. grats guy with bad ending
>>
breaking news
noir is streaming
i repeat
noir is streaming
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>>135547864
Thanks my man.
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>>135548269
>going to a stream just so I can get banned by a self-important little cunt with one of the most nasally nerd voices around
>>
Yashi likes Undertale, he literally cant be our boy.
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>>135522632
he wont stream until after 5gods for smash
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>>135550274
Undertale is literally my favourite game of all time.
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>run anxiety
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>>135551110
I'm so glad Livesplit allows you to easily hide the window now.
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>>135547530
L M A O

M

A

O
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>>135547530
>>135552090
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>>135542098
when he finally realized that he couldnt handle puncay's raw speed and consistency
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>>135552024
hol up, what feature is this? run anxiety been heavy late..
>>
>>135553415
I'm interested too. I know 1.6.9 came out a couple weeks ago, but I haven't read the patch notes yet.
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I swear to god I'll do a run tomorrow
or at least derust
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>>135553646
why wait until tomorrow when you can do it today?
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>>135553907
I guess.
Sleep is overrated.
>>
>>135553415
>>135553597
Clicking the icon on the taskbar removes the window from sight.
>>
randomizer is fun
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>>135555093
not strictly serg related
but I'm glad you're having fun
>>
>>135543661
stop makin fun of this poor dude, what could he possibly have done to upset you?

spoonfeed me the drama, I heard he rages like a bitch
>>
>>135554463
Ah, well, that's very interesting. Sadly, since I use my Mac for Livesplit, I don't get a icon on my taskbar.
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Narcissa Wright @narcissawright 11m11 minutes ago

I had a good day today. :)
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>>135558930
The poster boy for Cultural Marxism

WHOOPS I meant poster girl lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOHPjMzY8s
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>>135559608
ian curtis ass nigga
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>>135559364
epic post /b/ro this thread is now made of legendary win ;^)
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I'd rather go back to moofin and beneziaa posting shitty music than this fucking tranyposting

go the fuck to /lgbt/ for this shit you fucksticks
>>
>>135559608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-YSsZgx3o
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>>135560230
>posting about narcissa, one of the best speedrunners of all time, is "tranyposting"

kys
>>
>>135558930
pb?
>>
>>135560101
your post is more y_ doe
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>>135561378
stop being y_
>>
y_? more like ydoesmyasshurt_ after adrian laid the smackdown on his ass
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>>135561984
>adrian
now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time
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>>135561984
>adrian laid the smackdown on his ass
other way around
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>geoff claims to get hand pain from speedrunning SMB
add him to the list
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>>135562710
It's a bullshit excuse. Fucking SMB of all things too, just fuck off. What a fag.
>>
>>135562710
He doesn't even run Super Mario Brothers though?
>>
>>135562710
if he ate food his bones wouldn't be so weak and brittle. 40 year old twinks man...
>>
>>135553092
Are you proud of yourself? You bullied a guy in a wheelchair. If he kills himself, that blood is on your hands, autist.
>>
>>135564449

ok
>>
>>135564449
i feel like someone who would dwell on some guy cheating in a speedrun for months has to have some sort of psychological problem as well

oops
>>
are physically disabled the next target of /srg/ now that we've removed all trannies from speedrunning?
>>
>>135564627
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>135558930

if dubs cosmo kills himself before the end of the year
>>
>>135566472
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>135566290
yes. remove yarumasi and slayer immediately. im not sure why but they are the next ones on the problematic list
>>
>>135566554
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135566472

reroll
>>
>>135566846
>de hippie spacing
>>
If this is dubs Narcissa will give birth to 10 beautiful mixed race children with her implanted womb.
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>>135567367
>beautiful
>mixed race
>>
If 5, we discuss nothing but speedrunning for the rest of this thread.
>>
>>135567549
Breeding within your race is a small form of incest. Diversity is a strength. Thank Goddess, people have always and will always mix. :)
>>
>>135568129
breeding at all is a small form of incest
>>
>>135567549
Stop being such a racist bigot, we're all black on the inside! :)
>>
>>135568257
Breeding in any form is pretty disgusting desu, but nonetheless I like when trans people or mixed couples procreate, because it gets bigots in a fury like nothing else. :)
>>
>>135567979
Dodged a bullet there.
>>
>>135567979
>playing games

absolutely disgusting
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>finish streaming
>put clothes back on
>open the thread
>steve still hasn't left
>mfw
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>>135568917
squid.......
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>pretends to not read the thread
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>>135568917
cuz yall niggas aint even let him run Toy Story 2 Tbh
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>>135569305
#aboveitall
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>>135567979
but speedrunnin degenerate af doe
>>
is kyles gta4 time legit or is it cheated?
>>
>>135568568
this is something only an ugly mixed mutt would say
>>
>>135570870
its just play the game and beat him already
>>
>>135571067
that might not be possible if hes playing some botched faster version
>>
was gonna buy some thigh highs today but I chickened out at the checkout counter
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>>135570870
grind the game for 1500 hours and you can just see that he is obvioulsy cheating, if you are not blind
>>
>>135571431
You'll get it next time SecksWrecks
>>
>>135570870
It's literally gta4
who the fuck cares
>>
Pie once again proving his ability to StreamBig

He finds out he's on the front page and his first idea is to sign off.
>>
ayo hole up aight i jus wanna giv a shoutout to all muh nigguhz and remind yall altho siglemic has some fuckboi tendencies he aint afraid to call out a muh fucka nah mean?
>>
>>135572413
What?
>>
https://twitter.com/NoirMaybe/status/710613440054714369

he mad
>>
>>135572579
I don't care whether you're Noir or Angry /srg/ Guy, but you need to leave.
>>
>>135572782
gonna have to word this at least once fampai
>>
>>135572390
he couldn't even beat spikevegeta in mario
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>>135572579
>all those selfies
what a self-centered fagboi
>>
>>135572579
fuck off noir (Cronikeys here)
>>
>>135572579
stop giving this faggot attention
>>
>>135572782
shut up fag
>>
I'm glad croni didn't kill herself
>>
>>135579437
There is always a second chance
>>
Someone explain SexyDaddy to me.
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>>135581620
>>
i wish someone cared about me.
>>
>>135584879
m_...
>>
>>135584879
I wish nobody did so I could just kill myself and not make a big fuss about it
>>
>>135572579
Wish noir would fuck off. He's pretty much a DUDE WEED LMAO guy and his discord is pretty unbearable.

It's pretty much a hugbox for fags and trannys to jerk eachother non stop. It's pretty sickening how much of a circlejerk it is with them trannies
>>
do you guys really think i would fucking post myself in this shithole?

im just here to watch you zoo animals throw shit at the wall when my name is mentioned

posting myself here would be lousy attention seeking considering i actually get viewers haha :^)
>>
>>135587742
Narci please stream
>>
>>135547530
>mfw abby comment
Attention whore
>>
umm, HER name is chanzeux :o
>>
i just pb'd so fucking hard haha!
>>
>>135589404
enjoy the high while it lasts
>>
save us slayer
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hey guys did you know that o-
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>>135594126
stop being epic
>>
will trade wr for gf
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>>135587742
> :^) in 2016
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>>135598024
which wr? i've got a cumcrab gf for trade
>>
Squid aint even do nothin doe
>>
>>135600619
>>
Reminder that if a game does not have a final boss, it can NOT be speedrun.
>>
Abby? More like Flabby after obesity laid the smackdown on his ass.
>>
Are there any new shooters that are good for speedrunning?
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>>135606169
wolfenstein maybe
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Why is srg so toxic? Crazy how yall were spreading rumors about BigJon when hes legit based.
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>>135610221
word. his sub and donation notification is top tier. and really donations are totally voluntary its not like anyones being forced to do it.
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>>135610221
>toxic
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>>135610406
>>
post 'em https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VAxWCekeiRn095_Nc1eQ8DD0G5Z1xx454Z1zPRHqTM4/edit#gid=0
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>>135610534
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>>135605829
hahahah
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How can one man fall so far?
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>>135612186
who?
>>
>>135613482
single mike and hes playin starcraft 2
>>
>>135613482
long haired video game playing man
obviously
>>
>>135612186
>Sirachi shirt
Meme runner wearing a meme shirt with a meme food on it.
>>
When did your parents teach you about memes?
>>
>>135613839
They should only be taken in small, but regular doses....
>>
>>135612186
even at this low point in his career, he still has 10x more viewers than 99% of the speedrun community
>>
>>135610221
who is yall?
>>
>>135615015
Anyone who malicious spread unfounded rumors

Aka u
>>
Welcome to /srg/ the 4chan speedrunning general. Where:

No one accepts donations
No one uses face cam
No one uses skype/mumble
No one uses a mic
No one ever obfuscates the game feed
No one streams
No one plays ads
No one has any on screen notification
No one plays music on stream
No one uses twitch emotes
No one plays vidya for personal enjoyment
Everyone has the BKT in their game
Everyone strives for nothing but the most super optimised time in their game
Everyone is 100% consistent at frame perfect tricks
Everyone is an authority on what makes a speedrun
A category gets it's official right to exist

You are all a bunch of disingenuous self aggrandising condescending blow hards, who do nothing but play contrarian and shit talk each other anonymously because you have no integrity, grit or conviction
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>>135615446
b-but I criticized the guy when he linked the account
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>>135615970
wording this post
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>>135615970
I'll show you grit

*cooks a delicious plate of grits for ur breakfast*
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make the pain stop
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>>135616238

cosmo talking about how he needs to buy panties while he's listening to "I'm just a girl" by no doubt
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>>135616464
he might as well wear a shirt that says "I'm a girl" and get a tattoo that says "girl" on his forehead
>>
So way back when cosmo used to paint his nails was that because he was a woman back then?
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>>135615970
dang it has been a while
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>>135615973
U r based then, friend
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>>135616238
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>>135617895
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>>135617895
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whats everyones onion on the nasa schedule
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>>135616582
how about a pink star that says "tranny"
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>>135616238
>97 viewers
why is this tranny even allowed to have a sub button...
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>>135618643
the colors make it unreadable desu
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>>135618643
Stop posting about this pro-tranny marathon.

Reminder that they had Cronikeys, an irrelevant tranny who hasn't been involved with video games or speedruns for years, judge games for submission.
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>>135620462
croni is based doe
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>>135620325
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PT1L3oT0acxvLvkuB_RjIcftDLqXGFAPUmvx4L9jcC4/edit#gid=704729304
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>>135620595
>>135620462
>croni will never let you feel her butt
why even live
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>>135620638
much better
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>>135620638
shit game selection. how the fuck is your selection worse than that speedgaming marathon? enjoy fucking failure, faggots.
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>>135620638
You fail to grasp the meaning of prime time
>>
*flies in the sky while eating a banana and mashing the reset button*
>>
*constructive on topic post*
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>>135622660
Squid aint even no grind monkey doe

Da nigga just persistent tbhwu
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>>135622956
*bird laughs*
>>
What is a "meme"?

If you were to look it up in the dictionary you'd find something about how cultures spread information between individuals or maybe humorous image macros or videos on the internet.

To many however the term has come to identify the worn out, unfunny, ubiquitous punchline to a joke that everyone knows and has heard a thousand times. Why then does this stale content continue to be spread and repeated?

Is it a constant stream of new users discovering the out of date content? Pretenders trying to fit in? Manchildren incapable of growing out of their comfort zone?
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>>135624152
stop being epic
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>>135624152
Maymays aint even dat bad doe
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daily
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>>135628331
see
>>135624152
>>
what is the absolute minimum amount of effort I'd need to exude in order to officially call myself a 'content creator'?
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>>135628738
downloading obs
>>
zfg stream ples
>>
>>135628738
making that post
hello fellow content creator
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>>135628738
About as much effort as you put into dressing yourself you no good NEET.
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>>135628960
s-savage...
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>>135620462
I backed out as a judge and told naegleria to remove all of my decisions. Stop being a whiny faggot
>>
up for a race
>>
twitch is kill
>>
shoutouts to twitch for being shit as usual
>>
>>135631134
>>135631257
ofc. the one day i have time to stream.
>>
Uhm it's friday why isn't slayer streaming monster hunter right now... (right now as in when twitch is good okay)
>>
>>135631454
rip m_
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>>135631624
gonna have to drop a thick, epic word on this post rn
>>
remember when sega wasnt shit
>>
fw have a speeddate this weekend
fw don't know what to wear
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>>135632409
what did you say
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>>135632780
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>>135632409
le Pepperidge Farm remembers!!11!! xD
>>
Remove tranny freaks from /srg/
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>>135634315
gonna have to word this desu
>>
List of tranny freaks that need to be removed and shunned:

Shunpuk

Add to the list
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>>135634315
wording this honestly
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¡Ay, caramba!
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>>135634795
gj
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>>135634795
Very good job. I love you
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>>135634736
a bullet in his fat ugly tranny face
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>>135635027
gays out
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>>135635292
it's platonic, no homo
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tfw ur still banned from ur girls sowwies stream
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>>135634315
except croni
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>>135636295
maybe you shouldn't be a massive faggot 24/7
>>
>>135636590
You're the faggot, fuck off tranny freak
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>>135636657
Trannies aint even freeqs doe
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>>135636768
>>135636657
>>135636590
o_o
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>when none of ya bois are streaming
C'mon, lads... You can't all be having plans on a Friday night....
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>slowly starting to really like yaru
How does he do it
>>
>>135640576
fuck OFF yaru
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>>135640660
I know anon, it's hard to believe but he's slowly getting to me. I don't want this
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namedrop me
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>>135640860
Wallyaldo
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>>135638565
what do you wanna watch?
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>>135640967
surprising but unfortunately incorrect
>>
>>135640860
liquidxsquid
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>>135640860
heroicarus
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*streams when i'm the hot topic*
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>>135641371
hey noir
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noir will turn into a tranny degenerate once he ages like milk and the attention from thirsty faggots dries up

screenshot this post
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>>135641024
some Billy preferably
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>>135642647
Billy aint even a good speedgame doe
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>>135642871
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>>135642871
shut up headcrab, you don't actually care about which speedgames are on screen
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>>135636295
tell me your name i'll unban you
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>>135644138
elementalheadcrab
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>>135644652
yeah nah i changed my mind
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>>135645332
H I G H T E S T
>>
2d sidecrollers have more in common with rhythm games than actual vidya.

You just hold right and press jump when the game prompts you to. I can't believe suckers have fallen for the "nes difficulty" meme they are barely speedruns let alone challenging.
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>>135645332
delete this
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>>135645332
clint wishes he had arm hair
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>>135645679
word

2d = 2/3 skill
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>>135645679
>le run and jump meemee

you have to press b to shoot sometimes too retard!!
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>>135645518
having a gut is low test mang
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>>135630737
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>>135647628
don't talk to me or my son ever again!!
>>
tfw no good runs
>>
What's the girliest game I can speedrun? I don't want to come out yet, but I want to drop subtle hints to my speedfriends.
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>>135650254
hamtaro
>>
barby
>>
>>135650254
undertale
>>
>>135650254
Super Princess Peach
>>
why did ellajizz ditch his PDPcore style?
>>
more like deadcrab after slayer laid the smackdown on his latino ass
>>
someone on twitch knows my levels from super mario maker
I feel like a celebrity
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>>135650254
resident evil.
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>>135650656
that ttyd fag is already doing this
now's the perfect time to steal his route and shit on his fun by optimizing WR before he starts running
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>no one on /srg/ talking about Zoast getting BTFO
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>>135650254
splatoon
octodad
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>>135657407
listen here you little zeon shit no one gives a fuck about that at the moment
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>>135657407
did behemoth splice another run?
>>
>>135630979
stop living
>>
>>135621460
not true

beethoven is in the right spot
>>
Hello /Srg/ Why Can't I Highlight My Past Broadcast????
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>>135658625
twitch being shit
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VC > Console
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>>135661390
What game?
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>>135650254
the one in which you neck yourself
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>>135663825
All of them.
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>>135650254
ffx-2
>>
https://twitter.com/TonyOgbot/status/711000433473421312
tony's a fuckin queer desu
>>
>tfw you get back from getting your burrito but slayer's stream ended
is there a worse feel
>>
>tfw you will never be jymotion
is there a worse feel
>>
>>135668119
being headcrab
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>>135667456
says the guy who can't play an instrument
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>>135669005
how can other white men even compete?
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>>135669190
why does this middle-aged lesbian have a beard?
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>>135669173
seanzy is as white as trihex
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>>135669190
>that beard
what a hottie
>>
!wr
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>>135665657
Wrong, emu for SM64 controls like shit.
>>
Shorter loading times = better run - guy who doesnt understand optimization
>>
longer run times = better run - guy who likes to go slow
>>
eternal reminder that the point of a speedrun is to beat the game as fast as possible
>>
eternal reminder that you cant compare two different versions of a game and you cant beat someone elses time on a different version, as they are different
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>>135672049
>>135672129
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>>135672550
>>135672129
throwing down a saucy word on these posts
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>>135672550
ETERNAL REMINDER IF YOU ARE DELIBERATELY PLAYING A SLOWER VERSION OF A GAME YOU SHOULD NOT GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE RIGHTLY POINT OUT THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE WORLD RECORD UNLESS YOU'RE IN THE RE COMMUNITY IN WHICH CASE LOL BETTER MAKE A NEW CATEGORY ROFL XD TOP KEK
>>
just found out the name of a game I haven't seen since I was very young
exciting times ahead
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>>135673103
speedrun it
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>>135673158
that's the master plan fella
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>>135672952
>>135672550
remember anyone who cares about WR is the reason speedrunning is dead
>>
America
mericaG
ericaGo
ricaGod
icaGodS
caGodSh
aGodShe
GodShed
odShedH
dShedHi
ShedHis
hedHisG
edHisGr
dHisGra
HisGrac
isGrace
sGraceO
GraceOn
raceOnT
aceOnTh
ceOnThe
eOnThee
OnThee
nThee
Thee
hee
ee
e
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>>135673410
is this more Narcissa poetry
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>>135673382
what if my new pb is the wr?

do I have your permission to care?
>>
>>135673540
sure just don't go autismal over it like cosmo and everyone else does anymore
>>
>>135667456
One of the most millenial tweets ever
>>
is there anything comfier than spike playing windwaker rn? jw
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>>135673103
unless you say the name of the game rn, I will officially call you a threadblogger on par with Beneziaa
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When "It" comes to a gdq will /srg/ be ready to neutralize the queen?
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what went wrong
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>>135674241
if by neutralize you mean get my dicc succed then yes.

bedding narci will be the easiest lay in GDQ history, even easier than Withelde
>>
Bring Back Pie Posting
>>
>>135675984
Twitch made internet celebrities out of people who in a previous generation would've been left to rot unnoticed, forcing them to eventually re-evaluate their lives and get jobs.

Instead, a combination of PayPal and Cultural Marxism has left them in a state of perpetual immaturity.
>>
>>135677017
Pie aint even no speedrunna doe
>>
>>135677017
Just ask CFB to unleash his hot, steamy load of Pie pics on the thread.
>>
>>135677114
this is pretty spot on desu. trump 2016
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>>135677114
what the fuck does any of this have to do with marxism
>>
im really liking clints 100% tutorial so far. now i know how to escape the forest and get the first bottle. anyone know where to go next?
>>
>>135678121
>begging for some mansplaining
not gonna happen
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>>135679325
>parrot who didnt go to primary school and doesnt have a clue what marxism is

ok
>>
>>135680032
>de cultural marxism
>>
headcrab is scum
>>
>>135680507
o_o
>>
>>135678121
While the Soviet Union fell, the marxist ideas it planted into the heads of the "intellectual elite" still linger. Let based Yuri explain it to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
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>>135672952
>I am a faggot who cannot into logic
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>>135680812
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>>135684658
thanks for the late response!
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>>135674241
Either she will get "sexually harassed" again, or she will shoot up everyone there live on stream.
>>
>>135617895
underrated
>>
>>135686943
>>135687143
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135686943
>she
>>>/tumblr/
>>
>p_ streaming typing of the dead
What year is it?
>>
>>135690687
and horror is still alive as well
what the hell is going on atm
>>
https://twitter.com/twitchchibi/status/710695333051895808
>>
over there bucko >>>/v/
>>
>>135691064
>>>/v/
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https://youtu.be/TgNUgeEryCM

Yo, how good of a speedgame is hylics? Worth trying out?
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>>135691817
>dude weed rpg lmao
if you really want to i guess
>>
>>135691817
i've never seen this game before in my life. looks friggin weird. stream it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRaC50B5eqg

aaaahhh~
>>
>>135693380
rip
>>
wew lad
>>
wally you put on a good stream tonight pal. keep at that pb I am rooting for you!!
>>
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Why doesn't Twitch update this emote already? It's 2016.
>>
can i get a link to the hotline miami speedrunning discord
>>
>>135697776
https://discord.gg/0lAUUAslRR8PBRfD
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d-don't die senpai...
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>>135691064
chibi...
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>>135683831
>implying USSR had anything to do with marxism
Just fyi, Marx himself was german, so if anything it was Russia being planted with marxist ideas.
>>
>>135703891
>german
marxboi......
>>
real talk I have a feeling that it's becoming a growing phenomenon when people replace the way they think and talk with /b/-tier memes, which is what happened to headcrab

we all know what it means to be the bottom of the barrel shitposter and you see this shit all the time on different boards, but it's like some people like headcrab are unable understand that it's many people doing it occasionally and so they start to think that is how people act all the time

what's worse, more people are starting to parrot this behavior and turn communities to shit

you really need to stop and ask yourself just what the fuck you're doing with your life
>>
>>135704916
slayer go to bed u right tho
>>
>>135704916
you see this in weirdo progressive types too, although the memes are white privilege and other tumblr shit like that.

probably a common thing throughout human history, only the memes change.
>>
>>135704916
It starts when people bring that stuff outside of 4chan, that shit is the worst. Greentexting on Twitter? They use it for emphasis but they don't understand inageboard culture, let alone the function of >greentexting in the first place. And then they bring all sorts of shitty memes, tfw mfw desu senpai bullshit all over the place, and there's so many other dipshits doing it and liking eachothers posts that they actually think they're in good company and being funny and epic.

I don't know why so many speedrunners do this. Maybe trying to appeal to some people out there. Like the trannies who call themselves trannies and love to meme and make fun of themselves because 'Yeah I'm a real tranny not like the fake SJW ones I can still post memes and I called myself a tranny! See, I'm different and still cool'. Same thing with all the furry speedrunners. They think if they post enough epic memes and self-deprecate enough they're cool.

Leave 4chan shit on 4chan. How is it hard to understand that it just doesn't look cool or good to bring that anywhere else? Let alone off the internet? Twitter, Tumblr, etc are not anonymous inageboards, don't act like it. People proudly put 'professional memester', 'member of THE MEME TEAM', 'memegod', 'I love le memes XD' in their profiles. Even ironically it's fucking embarassing.
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>>135704916
i communicate entirely in memes
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>>135706009
memes are based doe

put a bullet in the head of every tranny
>>
>>135706048
what you just said isn't a meme though..
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>>135706118
meme'd
>>
>>135706118
i communicate entitley in memes
>>
>>135706009
you know what I hate, is shitposting. not doing it but people saying they're shitposting or a shitposter on other places. we get it man you browsed /b/ for a week or have a dank folder of /srg/ memes and now you're edgy and cool unlike everyone else obviously
>>
*lays the smoochdown on u*
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>>135706450
pls be rollqt
>>
>>135539062
oh my god is this real life
>>
>>135706727
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135616238
god damn how can people fall so low
>>
here's a meme you didn't see coming

The God Gamer Stigma
>>
>>135706908
thanks for the late response!
>>
>>135706932
Dat shyt aint even no meme doe
>>
what's your speedplans for the weekend, srg
>>
>>135706932
It isn't even a meme, I'm going to bring back the pastebin.
>>
reinstate anime
remove trannies
>>
>>135691064
that's as vague as a fucking fortune cookie or a horoscope
people are morons
>>
not letting the doggy die t b h
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>>135712524
whats wrong with your doggy's diet? i feed him soylent
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>>135706009
too right
>>
Stop White genocide
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>>135712959
upvote
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>>135712959
you pricks deserve it
it's our time for payback
>>
tfw slayer tells suicide stories on stream and you miss it :/
>>
>>135715649
You are a sick genocidal PSYCHOPATH
>>
>>135712959
Aint want 2 doe
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>>135716027
and you're a bigoted RACIST
>>
>>135716272
You are only calling me names because I object to White genocide
Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White
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>>135716461
you're not the only race on the planet
it's high time you realised that
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>>135712959
Speedrunning was created to turn white males into slovenly, autistic permavirgins incapable of normal human interaction, let alone reproducing.

It's either that, or ending up like Narcissa.
>>
>>135716530
If all and only Black countries were being flooded with tens of millions of non-Blacks and they were being force-integrated and assimilated, and Black people were being told to mix with these non-Blacks to "end racism", would you tell a Black man who is opposed to that genocide that he is "not the only race on the planet"?
>>
*inserts a seed into my randomly generated video game so I can speedrun it*
>>
>>135716940
When black history involvs slavery and colonization, absolutely.
Justice isn't always swift, you still have a duty to make things right.
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>>135717342
You are JUSTIFYING GENOCIDE
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>>135717595
integration is not genocide
if you feel threatened by other races, then you are indeed a racist.
>>
>>135717757
Imposing conditions on a group calculated to bring about the destruction of that group is genocide under international law
>>
So, how about that new Super Metroid world record, huh?
>>
>>135718114
you think blacks are secretly planning to wipe you out?
You know how pathetic that sounds don't you?


I hope you know I don't hold any of these opinions.
>>
>>135718447
I don't know how to counter that one, you've caught me out
>>
https://twitter.com/lurkchan/status/711213873177759744
>>
>>135720063
noooo
I swore off rustling trannies a long time ago
>>
>>135720063
spoiler that shit
>>
just MAKE the NEW THREAD
>>
>>135722328
It's 14 posts early and that would just be too damn ellin.
>>
who is the the hulk hogan of speedrunning?
>>
>>135723216
naegleria. but only if nasa is successful
>>
>>135723084
give me the elins
>>
slayer when will you do the turok speedrun tutorial?
>>
>>135724197
i did it like a month ago
>>
>>135724306
do a new one tho
>>
Fight White genocide
>>
>>135726014
>>135726014
>>135726014
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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