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Does this look like the face of mercy Edition
Glorious Manbot Edition

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoudSIXZfS4

New /gerg/ game, from the makers of Shadowrun Returns
http://battletechgame.com/

Mechwarrior Living Legends:
http://www.mechlivinglegends.net/

Living Legends Installer + Gamespy fix:
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php?topic=19022.0
http://forum.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/topic,20422.0.html

Living Legends Server Stats (Use this to check if anyone is playing):
http://stats.spikx.net/mwll.html

The HAWKEN zombie marches on:
https://www.playhawken.com/

Heavy Gear Assault:
http://www.heavygear.com/

M.A.V. (Now with more Chromehound legal rights!)
http://www.bombdogstudios.com/index.php/blog/

MechWarrior Online:
http://www.mwomercs.com/

New Player's Guide to MWO:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1bmIEjECA6IbWRm92vmylZNv2QYVc5gXO7CT9jMITOrM/edit

Get your overpriced shitmech here:
https://mwomercs.com/phoenix-hawk

MWO CW Map Viewer:
http://www.norrisdev.com/mwocw/

Kong PodKast #25: Heavy Gear Stuff
http://kongkast.libsyn.com/kong-kast-25-gear-bays-black-market-and-pets-oh-my

MWO Mechlab:
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab

MWO Heat Simulator:
http://keikun17.github.io/mwo_heat_simulator/

Kanajashi's Video Tutorials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGPYOrhEFtg

Mumble Info:
Kong Mumble: kong-interstellar.typefrag.com
Port: 8270
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Guys is mwo p2w?
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First for give us back our Atlas glowy eyes
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Reposting for new thread:

Been pissing about in too many light mechs lately. Need a change, and have some cash in the bank. Looking at the Cicada, Blackjack and Black Knight.
Which of those do you fags find the most fun to pilot?

Had 1 vote for blackjack so far.
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>>135423280
Awesome
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>>135423280
blackknight
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>>135423280
Cicada is a shitmech

BK and BJ are good robots
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New reflections don't match up but the pig managed to put in some parallax map occulusion. Congratulations, PGI, you're graphically where STALKER was a literal decade ago.
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>>135423752

Sadly, best Cicada is also loyalty reward only Cicada. Blackjack is a good smaller medium, Black Knight is a pulse-barrage king of alpha burn.
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>tfw like to buy the shittiest mech I can or something with funny/interesting lore and then kill people with them
>group queue with higher tier Kong makes me realize how bad me and all my mechs are
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>>135424873
>group queue with Kong with a tier mech
>shit anyways
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>>135423852
>dashingpost
go and stay go
What's the camo scheme?
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>>135425589
PC Gamer camo, platinum white, then black and yellow.
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>>135423280
HUNCHBACK
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>>135425716
>tfw I will never have the PC Gamer camo
It's not fair.
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LURMIES GTFO
REEEEEEE
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LIST CANCER
1.GREG
2.PARDO
3. G
4. QUANTUM
5.DUDEBOT
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6. KIT
7. HARUKO
8. SPUDBUDDY
9. HARABEC
10. VASS
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>>135428940
>>135429202
>mfw not on the list at all
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So how are archers?
Haven't gotten a chance to see them yet.
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So when is PGI getting off their lazy ass and adding a separate model for the AC/20?
The fact that an AC/10 and an AC/20 are visually indistinguishable is triggering my autism, considering the AC/20 is TWICE the barrel diameter of the AC/10. THAT is more important to me than 2k textures.
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>>135430453
>considering the AC/20 is TWICE the barrel diameter of the AC/10

citation needed
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The numbers refer to the caliber of the gun. An AC/10 is a 100mm autocannon. An AC/20 is a 200mm autocannon. Caliber is the internal barrel diameter.
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Are ya ready kids?
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>>135430408
If you have 4 on a team you're fucked.
2 on a team seems ok, especially if someone is actually working with them to mark targets.

Most scary one to deal with I've found is the version that also packs lasers. SRM-heavy loads are fairly quickly removed, though at a cost. Just my experience anyway.
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>>135430875
I can't wait to have 50 Flamers and SLs each.
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>>135430956
Same here.

Then I'm gonna make a real shitmech out of them.
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>own both grabdeals
Haha, time for fun.
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>Any Phoenix Hawk pre-order pack: 25 bonus redemptions
>Any Kodiak pre-order pack: 25 bonus redemptions

The two Grab Deals I refuse to grab could net me a green beer mug for my cockpit.
Damn.
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>>135428940
>>135429202

>named Brain Cancer
>not on list

This is a strange list.
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>>135431746
The list doesn't have Accurs, Kuckos or DashingPony either, it's obviously incomplete.
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>>135430875
>https://mwomercs.com/tournaments?t=201603lucky
>Grand prize is a fucking cockpit item
Remember when we used to get mechbays from these sorts of events
I fucking do
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>>135432693
Remember when we used to get MECHS?
I DO.
You could buy a mechbay if you're lucky enough to get the MC for it.
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>>135430829
No. But I guess for the purposes of MWO with single-shot ACs, a higher class AC should be a bigger caliber.

>>135430453
SOME mechs have a slightly bigger gun model for AC/20s, it's pretty inconsistent especially considering that bigger mechs have bigger gun models. Are you the same person?
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Threadly reminder to report and hide every single post by greg the fag.
No exclusions, no mercy.
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>>135430875

NO CUSSING IN MWO FUCK!beer mug.
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>>135433034
We're talking pure ACs, Clan Ultra AC/10s and Ultra AC/20s have different models on almost everything, even something as small as a Shadow Cat.
Name some IS mechs that have different AC/10-20 models, since I'm looking at IS heavies that use the same model for both guns.
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>take the time to calm down and actually look
>there is only ONE IS Heavy that was improperly modeled and it's one of the newest ones
What the FUCK PGI. I could understand if you were initially lazy/incompetent and forgot to do it, but you released a recent mechpack with this shoddy shit?
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>>135435789
What the fuck are you going on about?
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>>135435927
Which of these has an AC/20? This is important, can this guy oneshot your CT or will it take him two shots?
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>>135435927
>FUCKEN SHIT IS MECHS USE THE SAME BARREL FOR AC10 AND AC20
>no they don't are you retarded?
>BULLSHIT, NAME ONE THAT DOESN'T
>SHITFUCK I JUST CHECKED MYSELF ACTUALLY AND THE FIRST IS MECH I CHECKED WAS ACTUALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT USES THE SAME BARREL
Basically he's stupid.
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>>135436602
PGI defense force please go.
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>>135436510
Who gives a fuck? In game there's no way you can tell at a glance anyway, and with target info it doesn't bloody matter.
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>>135436693
>1 thing only out of a big group does something
>It's the first AND ONLY one you check
>Immediately scream about the whole group doing this
This has nothing to do with Mechwarrior son, you're just a fucking retard.
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>>135437026
Sorry that the first thing that caught my eye was one of the most recent mechs that costs FIFTY FIVE dollars. I'm genuinely sorry that I want a tiny bit of aesthetic detail put into my robot that costs a little over HALF A HUNDRED.
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Never forget.
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>>135437331
>1 thing only out of a big group does something
>It's the first AND ONLY one you check
>Immediately scream about the whole group doing this
This has nothing to do with Mechwarrior son, you're just a fucking retard.
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Can a gold post AC10/20 comparisons for Warhammer and Rifleman so we can prove it's literally just this one mech the guy is complaining about?
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>>135437474
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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>>135437493
Here's a Rifleman with an AC/20 in the right arm, and AC/10 in the left arm.
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>>135437493
>>135437812
Warhammer, AC/20 and /10 right and left as before.
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>>135437812
>>135438041
>It is literally just the Marauder that was improperly modeled
I'll PM Russ and see if it just slipped through the cracks, maybe we can get a fix for the next monthly patch.
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>>135438041
Oh wow I can totally tell which torso to prioritize now
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>no AC/2 CD module for my BJ
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ded thred
ded memeble
ded game
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>ISP shitting it up again

REEEEEEEE

GOOGLE FIBER SOON
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What mech can get the biggest alpha strike without going full retard and overheating in one go?
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>>135443332
Mad dog gets slightly over 100 with 36 srms and lasers, and archer gets 116 with 54 srms neither will overheat in one alpha.
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>>135443561
The only problem is if you fire that many SRM's the server might not even register all that damage.
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>>135443561
>>135444842
I was oneshot from almost completely fresh to dead in a battlemaster. The damage definitely registers.
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>>135443561
>>135444842
How much ammo can you carry in one of those mechs though? I always felt like those massive SRM payload delivery boats were crippled by lack of ammo.
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>>135445321
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=394&l=2312b4d8aa67df7b054ee4890956b00c84825d1c
This is what I run, haven't used it much though.
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>>135440879
itz ded wen aye sai it iz
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Don't you die on me!
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>>135428940
>>135429202
>Im not on the list
Oh come on I'm pretty sure a few of you think I am cancerous

Or it could have just been to be a joke that I actually had cancer before come on man missed meme
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just let it die

sage
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So I made a build to Alpha things.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=303&l=7b057f9cc931036b66e68c1e0e8ba965bfdf562d

Is there anyway to check to see how much heat this'll generate b4 I buy all these lazers?
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So how long will the LRM rain last?
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>>135450389
It tells you how much heat each weapon generates if you hover over it in smurfy. You are capped at 255 heat though, regardless of ghost heat.

>>135449798
>tfw even discord is dead
bigmans killed kong
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>>135450389
YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY. WATCH THIS

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=303&l=cacdac1492aed737bdfa3fab621ca3ec7af492dc

Also, almost certain this is the highest alpha an archer can get:

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=394&l=98732379332912cbb03c4d8026f3ba7476ffbb4e
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>>135430829

This is incorrect. It's strictly the damage per shot. A Marauder's AC/5 is a 120mm gun that fires short bursts, while a Victor's AC/20 is a 100mm gun that fires a much longer one.

Of course, PGI makes them all single-shot unless muh Clans.
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>>135454216
Is there fluff on the Atlases ac20 caliber?
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>>135454216
>TT Victor fires it's AC20 at something
>Could miss or hit
>If it hit's it could hit any component
>BUT THE WHOLE 20 DAMAGES GOES TO THE SAME PLACE
Yeah nah. Fluff mechs having shit aim and fluff ACs being burst weapons that never ever spread damage was fucking stupid. Not to mention how LBXs fire canisters but can also function as regular ACs, basically mandating them to fire one big bullet.
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>>135450513
till next week
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>tfw playing robots on a toaster laptop
huh
so this what robots look like in the eyes of alex doge
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>Team pushes and shits on enemy team
>2LPL 1Gauss Metawolf shitter
>No problem, I'll just rush him we win anyway
>He's shooting at me
>Notice I'm taking back damage
>What the fuck is my team fucking blind
>He shoots another alpha, I die, front armor still orange, back cored

10/10 piggy
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Kongdrops happening
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>>135445321
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=213&l=9eadc736fcfbeafb330942e49c187096666f5b8d

Even with four lasers and full armor, it still has enough weight left over for plenty of ammo and heat sinks. Here I use only the bare minimum for a typical public queue match but sinks can be traded in for extra ammo.

>being a sucker who trades backup weapons and heat management for the Artemis placebo
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>>135455778
#fuckoffgreg
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>>135457576
>worst kongs and literally who shitmechcgee
Nah
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>>135457576
>Whiskers
>Shitx
>Rainbow Dashing

this is a kong drop now? the klords were right, this place is fucking dead.
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>>135458987
kludge lords? makes sense
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>>135453345
It's beautiful
But I want to actually do something after I hit the alpha button
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pity bump
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>Come back from making dinner
>Greg has tried to call you on steam
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>>135462980
we dont give A FUCKING SHITE about you or that faggot autistic child greg the fag
fuck off and die garbage shitter attentionwhore avatarfagging cancer
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>>135462980
what'd you make? angel hair pasta?
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>>135463558
>angel HAIR pasta
kek
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>>135463461
Go take a nap anon.
>>135463558
Just microwaved some frozen corn and threw salt/pepper/butter on it.
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>>135462980
are you retarded? greg is into raping retarded girls, or maybe he will pay you for sex and not get it up
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>>135463769
aaaaaaaand another one for the shitter filter
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>>135462980
I called five other people on steam hone
you ain't special for getting steam call memed on
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>>135464096
That's a lot of backpedaling, be careful you don't hurt yourself.
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>>135464096
>Y-you're not special!
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>>135432693
>no mechbays
>no mech grand prize

At least they aren't specific to game modes anymore but still, fucking trash. These just keep getting worse honestly. Are they scared people will find them too much fun?

I just wanna make bank like the first Halloween where they had no limit, fuck.
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>>135464079
Yet you don't filter pardo? What's wrong with you?
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>I have no idea what this game mode is but I bet if I completely ignore the marker on my compass, the circle on the map, and the score on the HUD it will all work out
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test from Taiwan
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>>135464817
Quantum blown the fuck out

Also apparently all the mech rescales are down now, so sayeth Russ
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>>135464397
Maybe. Maybe they just don't want us to earn TOO much. But yeah the limitless grabbag halloween events were pretty dank.

I'm still sad I didn't get the prize timby from the last one
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>>135465265
wait, what? all the mechs are rescaled now? in the game?
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>>135465327
Not in the game, no

"yah they are all done now - well the scaling part now they need to be retargeted for the game"

Shouldn't be too far off then hopefully, I guess they'll be putting them in all at once or in bulk
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>>135465446
>1.7 cent downsize
>1.4 shaq resize
Will never not make sense.
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fuck this shit game
i am so fucking sick of doing the highest damage in the fucking game and still lose because im matched with brain damaged steering wheel retards
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>>135464817
fuck of and die gook cancer
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>>135464347
sup baldy
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>>135466497
I wanna see someone play MWO with a steering wheel now.
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>>135467231
fuck off garbage attentionwhoring kanker
fuck off to whatever shithole you came from shitter
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I have 100% skilled all my stalkers up.

What next?

Mauler MX90 for maximum dakka?
DDC Atlas for sneeki?
Crab 000 for armored dakka?
Which would be more fun?
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>>135467512
Kingcrabs run a variety of good builds. Otherwise I can recommend banshees.
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>>135467512
Mauler is best dakka

Atlases require a team to push with them

As Whispers said, consider Banshees too, since one of their variants is pretty good dakka and another one is top meta

DESU I don't recommend the King Crab but you might dig it, it's not bad or anything but the distance between arms makes convergence annoying nevermind your huge profile
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>>135467512
I can recommend Maulers. Just UAC5 spam on everything except the Mega-X, do 5 AC5s instead. You'll feel like a Dire Wolf, but more mobile.
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>>135469034
>>135467732
Crabs only drawback to me is that profile.

Right now my only dakka is a Black Widow with quad AC 5 or dual AC 20.

DDC is something i've personally been pining for since I started playing but every time I come close to buying it, I don't, other mechs catch my eye.

Banshee looks nice but feels a bit to generic to me, like another stalker maybe.
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>>135469545
Went with Maulers, Ill get the DDC some other day
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Rip robots
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I have become God, Destroyer of Alpine Peaks.
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>>135471629
Nice resolution faggot.
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Greg
FUCK OFF
Thanks.
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>trying to basic my cuckdraw
>40-50% heavies

all these fucking faggots and their entire family in their shitty archers who can't play worth a damn
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"Fixed an issue where Clan One-Shot Patterns could appear in the list of available Patterns for certain Inner Sphere 'Mechs."
Which Inner Sphere mechs can get clan one-shots before they patch it out? I wanna run my AWOO on IS mechs.
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blog date: 3/17/2016, 00:10
blog title: Today I Discovered an Impersonator

>tfw discover some degenerate shitposting trap on /r9k/ calls themselves pizza

jfc as if my reputation here wasn't bad enough already. what a horrible night for a curse.
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>>135473452
Even if you buy it and they patch it out then you'll probably lose the camo.

>>135474174
>going to r9k ever
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>>135474174
Yeah every time I see "pizzadog" I can't help think about them instead of you.
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The Marauder is honestly a lot of fun, if you have the spare MC for a 3R I'd recommend it. Probably hold off on the 5D and 5M until they drop for C-bills in like a month but the 3R is a STD instead of an XL so it's actually reasonably priced in MC.
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I hate my team and euros are complete shitters

That entire alpha lance
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>>135474571
>paying $13 for one robot when you all three with mech bays and a month of premium are $20
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>>135475394
Yeah I don't know why the fuck anyone would buy robots with MC either but it's a thing.
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Don't see a link or FAQ explaining this in the OP, so:

I stopped playing MWO a long time ago, way back when they were still doing the tweaking with LRM damage and the hottest thing was jump jet sniping. This was way before the ghost heat, 3rd person view and gold Clan packages that caused so many people to quit. I've heard that the game's improved since then, can someone give me a quick summary of how playable the game is now? I still have most of the $30 I spent on the first batch of founder's packages, and I've been mulling over whether or not to get back in.
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>>135475340
Literally who
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>>135475957
Literally a Kong Lord, steambirth.
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>>135464347
>>135463769
>>135462980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNSlpc4Yhw
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>>135476701
Headphone users RIP in peace
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>>135475753
Game is quite playable. Weapon balance is better than it's been since open beta and there's a large variety of mechs available and a fair number of maps. Mech combat is fun as it's always been. Tutorial means that even people who've never played mechwarrior can get into it.

There's still a lot lacking. Gamemodes are still lacking. Tiers work to seperate the goods from the bads but there is too much mixing in the middle and not enough granularity at the higher end. Ghost heat is still stupid and whatever system they will replace it with is likely to be flawed in some way.

Most of the things in the game are significantly overpriced, but that shouldn't stop you from just playing it for free.

You might as well try it out and figure out whether you like it or not for yourself.
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>>135462980
>tfw no christian gf
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WHO THE FUCK SAID BOUT ROBITS IN RENEGADE X YESTERDAY?

No robits there. And little to none players and just a couple servers. That dissapointment took me half ight though.


Ontopic plz no ban - i really think that Domination is shit ATM but it CAN be improved. I hope so.
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Is there any time when you should sell a mech?
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>>135477718
>he doesn't know about the crate meme
The robots are extremely rare drops from the pickable crates scattered across the maps
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If i Don't have a mic can I participate in KONG drops?
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>>135478386
Yes as long as you're not both of these;
>shit
>annoying
It's easier to be annoying with a microphone.
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>>135478593
I've been lurking and playing for about a month.
Tier 4 but I'm trying and I don't play shit builds
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>>135478665
I hope you realize that tier means fuck all

It's just an EXP bar to track how many games you've played

You'd think that more games played = better player but oh man
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>>135478097

Wow, you turned me into cratemaniac, as i def will plan the shit out of it. Even with bots, if online is dead.
BTW is it dead or i'm doing something wrong?
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>>135478045

NEVER. Just never, sometimes we had no free mechbays, but now - you can have some, so no - dont sell anything.
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>>135478665
Tiers don't matter. And about being shit, as long as you don't try to be shit (by playing shit builds in shit robots) you're fine. If you're willing to play actual good builds, then you have room to improve.
>>135478802
[CT] servers usually fill up at euro times to full. It's actually quite fun (and useful) to whore crates with SBH while killing enemy snipers, you won't be totally useless. Just hope for no nukes.
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>>135478045
Some of the Omnimech CTs are outright identical so you don't need multiple chassis if you're never going to drop with multiples of them in CW. Most other times you're losing your ass on it though.
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>>135478802
And make sure you're running version 5.16
Also, keep an eye on those poor lads who back off to repair their vehicles. It's quite easy to GTA if they're bads who don't let their friends repair.
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>>135478940

Thx, i'll be somewhere today.

>>135479112

It's autopatched straight on first launch, i just installed it in the evening.

And BTW, th Renegade X gave me same 30 fps as MWO but at everything on High instead of low.
>inb4 poorfag
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>>135479075

>TFW clandeck tonnage changed so i could 4 Hellbringer drop
Wow, i was so excited the day it became possible.
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>>135479349
>only 30 FPS
>not poor

must be using a macbook
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>>135479472

B-but i AM poor, i just don't want everyone telling me this every minute.
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>>135479459
4 primes?
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>>135479620
>but I am poor
My apologies then, poorfag
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>>135479642
They're all the same.
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>>135479349
I've heard running RenX windowed gives you better performance for some reason. I have no problems though.

IN THE NAME OF KANE
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>>135480286

In fact i'm only mad if it's lover than 20. 30 is oooookay for me. Don't want to bother with window mode, i think i'll do something with blur, and any other bells and whistles that aren't essential.
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>>135479075
Some omnimechs have important set bonuses so their CT will matter even if it doesn't have a weapon mount.
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>>135481663
Plus fish can still adjust quircs and you'll be crying as you no longer have that CT, could bring you +5% LRM cooldown after patch.
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>>135484825
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T PLAY STAR CITIZEN? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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>>135484825
>>135485114
i love memes
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>camp the hill for 15 minutes
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>>135484825
i don't think you know what those words mean

i mean sure he's a faggot and a shill and can be overly pedantic at times but all that other stuff doesn't apply at all
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>>135485331
Good job mr. nobody
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>tfw don't like UAC5s
gonna run AC/5s instead tbm (To Be Meme)
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>>135485872
Hehe t'bh (truth be heard)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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>>135485872
shm (shaving my head) f'am
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>>135484825
>>135485114
lmfao epic lol
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>>135475993
Go away steambirth
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>>135478874
Wrong
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Not quite as dead as evolve or hawken.
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QUICK

Roc or Kuroi Kiri? I want the C-bill bonus so the standard variants can wait until they're out for imaginary Comstar doo-doos.
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>>135479459
Speaking of hellbringers, still waiting for that fourth variant.

>>135488337
You went on a very long benzo / ambien adventure there.

>>135489828
Neither, save your money.
Pixies are severely lacking in hardpoints and the one you're most likely to want to play isn't even a special variant.

And considering the track record with releasing mechs lacking quirks they need, you're not likely to be pleasantly surprised.
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>>135489828
Are you a little bit of a weeb, or full on slant eye?
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>>135489828
Do you want Missiles or Ballistics? ROC mounts missiles (probably two SRM4s) and the Kuroi mounts 2 ballistics so probably just machineguns. I personally grabbed the ROC, it's unique (none of the other Hawks have missile mounts) and it just looks cooler.
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>>135490124
They have enough hardpoints for all the same builds as a Blackjack, except without the poor engine cap and limited jumpjets. And I already have the standard pack anyway.

>>135490154
I'm literally a slant eye except without the slant because modern east asians don't have that stereotypical FOB oriental look.

>>135490206
I'm leaning towards the Roc precisely because it is the most unique out of the bunch, but I fear that will only make it the least optimized. The Roc will go well with a full brawling build while the KK might be more for using big lasers or even a PPC poptart like the BJ-3. The thing about the KK is that it's just a slightly altered version of a standard PHX-1, so it can either be really boring or be a really good cash farmer that plays similarly. I wish one of the variants had 4 ballistics for proper MG spam.

They really need to put up their quirk plans for new mechs immediately rather than waiting until they (don't) know the exact numbers.
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>>135489828
Neither
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>>135489828
>heroes

but they don't have ecm or masc or anything special
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>>135491507
Roc looks cool
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wew
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>>135464397
If not for my faourite being one of prizes, I would ignore this event completely.
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>>135489828
You have to buy standard pack first anyway, that being said I
would get ROC if only for the looks.
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Kodiak when
Is it even worth it to buy it for MC
How do I git gud enough at assaults to be ready for kodiak
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>>135496954
The Kodiak? Literally buy an Atlas and play it. The Kodiak is a very similar mech (same overall body shape, 100 tons)
It's a Clan mech, so it'll be faster with nicer armament but no kwirks.
If you enjoy the Atlas, you'll enjoy the Kodiak.
Not worth it to buy for MC- even if you didn't preorder it you should still buy the $20 pack since it'll probably be $20 in MC just to buy ONE Kodiak chassis.
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>>135497172
Is there still a trial Atlas and is it decent
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>>135497309
Nope, they rotated the Trial Atlas out. Which is a shame since it was actually a serious solid build, I'm pretty sure it was THE Meta Brawler. You'll have to cough up a large amount of C-bills for an actual Atlas, but they're worth the price tag in my opinion.
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>>135497582
>no trial Atlas
>but we have a trebuchet and some other awful builds
10/10 golds
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>literally mfw this robot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8i8QGgz0k
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>>135498092
Literally Who
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>>135497665
Yeah, the trial rotation for this patch is making me want to fucking vomit. Not even half of the IS mechs are any good, and the only thing keeping clans intact is the fact that half of them are literally the same staples as before.
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>7GB patch

lol what? what are people with 100GB caps supposed to do ffs
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>>135498287
Get real internets
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>>135498287
Stop being Canadian?
I mean I have 400GB on my Canadian internet.
>>135498317
Wrong board, retard.
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This feels wrong. Should I drop the two LPL's for two SRM6's w/ARTEMIS?
That doesn't feel right either though, feels very limited, like this mech really can't carry a loadout that a Hunchback couldn't do better.
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>>135498890
I'm glad I didn't buy into the Archer meme.
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Why is getting 5-6 kills with a Locust so fucking satisfying?
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>>135499069
They're really underwhelming but for the -5W; exceptional in comparison, even without quirks. SRM and LRM builds on that one are genuinely fun.
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Smurfy tells me my SRM idea is slightly better, but anyone got any honest opinions on this?
I'm not a particularly big fan of brawling in the Archer like that, especially with its missile doors. But the LPL Med combo isn't holding up well either.

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=395&l=b5657a931094845360e324b4435c1794df087bc2

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=395&l=f26f0561d25ffe80a0177fd0f93da563fda828a4
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you know how there are pictures of anime girls on cars/motorcycles
why no pictures for anime girls with mechs
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>>135500354
Are you gidding's me?
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Guys is mwo p2w?
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>>135501943
Pay to not grind (as much)
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Is it just me or do srm4 hit targets better than srm6
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>>135503636
Fewer missiles, smaller spread.
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>>135430875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a-cWkGLwjA
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>>135498092
Literally what build?
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>tfw have to stay over half a day longer in Arizona than intended
I guess robots will have to wait

>>135496954
>How do I git gud enough at assaults to be ready for kodiak
you buy zoose
you let it loose
only then will you be ready for da burrs

>>135500354
It's too good of an idea for this game
>tfw I will never get to cover my robots with Idolmaster decals
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>>135504810
>have to stay in Arizona longer
God bless, nobody is missing you.
Meme loving fuck, stay out of mumble.
>Greg has entered the channel
>Greg has disconnected
>Greg has entered the channel
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>>135505235
Literally who?
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>>135505291
Any of 15 people in Mumble at any given time the past few days?
It doesn't matter who I am. What matters is my plan.
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>>135505652
What?
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>>135505652
>using mumble
>with all the shitty steambirth "kong" drops
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>>135505652
>he resurrects dying old memes while crying about living breathing memes
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>>135497582

I tried that thing.

It ran incredibly hot for whatever reason, so I was shutting down constantly any time I actually tried to unleash all that firepower, and it couldn't even keep up with either/or the 4MLs or the AC/SRMs.

KGC was much better.
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>>135499256

Little guy killing big guy feels.
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>>135508584
Baneposting is alive and well. It's a timeless meme.
>>135508332
Are you upset that you're too bad to drop with us or?
>>135509624
You're not supposed to fire the MLs in a brawl you fuck, they're for poking/MAX ALPHA to kill a solo guy who needs a little extra push so he can't alpha you again.
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>when everyone gets in the maskirovka channel and you can't get in
fuckin memelords
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>>135510515
FuckinG DESTROYED
THANK GOD
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>>135510515
not everyone greg
not everyone
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>>135511223
*everyone who matters
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What's a nice stompy IS robot that I can justify mounting PPCs on?
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Thank you my masters
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>>135512262
Not pictured; 20 more MC further down the list
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>>135512097
Autism-8Q :^)
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>>135512486
"no"
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>>135512486
This is a Dudebot [White Knight of Kong] (kaelus is a misogynist) approved post.
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>>135511583
wew lad
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What trials are even good/decent. Tried the Vindi and it was fun but Im well aware its a shitmech, pity because the cockpit is nice. The blarg is a shittier version of my own and the AWS is just a bad version of the blarg.
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Fuck off Greg
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>>135513345
Warhawk is Haracuck approved.
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r8 my ride
no h8
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>>135513556
Neat, I dont touch DWFs because they are fuck awful slow but I really want to playsome clam assault
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>>135509867

That's what I'm saying- it was cooking itself with either one, not even MAX ALPHA stuff.
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>>135509867
>implying I'd ever drop with you morons
you are all steambirth retards. you're shit
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>>135514072
Enjoy your weapon degradation tovarisch)))))
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>>135515661
mad
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>>135515661
>mad cuz he got cucked out of big mans by literal steambirths
Woo
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>>135518306
>>135517991

>letting literal whos in tier 5 take up space for kong bigmans
>>
Was ghost heat a mistake?
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>>135519089
Was kong a mistake?
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>>135519643
"Kong was a mistake"
-Famous last words of the mountain man before he was eaten by a bear with a top hat on
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>>135518920
Tier 3 actually, making steady progress towards T2
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>>135520202

*raises sporkhoof*
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>>135520356
>he thinks tiers matter
>>
"Kong was a mistake" - Vassago Rain, yesterday after he walked in front of my alpha and got cored, incurring a MM wait time for the entire big man
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literally who
we don't bring ark into mumble and the SC fags keep to their ded channels. Explain who people like this are and why they come in and don't talk, post, or even sit in voice and listen.
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>>135521340
Xan?
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>play small mans with Kong A.Z. Team
>none wants to move down from maskirovka to the channel I'm in for some dumb reason and I'm just left in the dark for the most part
>get kicked from the group with barely any thorough explanation as to why other than scratching people's robots a couple of times
W O W
O
W
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>>135521762
>>shoot people in the back repeatedly
>>wonder why you get kicked

team damage causes a group countdown now you fucking shithead, people don't want to deal with your mental ineptitude when it starts costing us time.
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>>135521762

because you are human garbage
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>>135521762
>WHERES THE PROOFS :-D
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>>135521762
You keep causing wait timers you fucking inhuman scum we want stompy robot rounds now not later
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>>135521901
>>135521923
>implying the maskirovka channel isn't lame as fuck
it made sense when kong was popular and we had a good chunk of great players playing all the time
but now it's just about ego
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>>135521494
Xan is offline and doesn't play MWO
being able to play graphically-intense 2k texture games also reduces the likelihood of it being an alt. A phone can't run games and only dudebot-tier fags have more than one capable computer.
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>>135521340
>>SOMEONE IS IN DISCORD DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
>>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

fuck off spergo, you're powerless here.
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>>135522108
Maskirovka is like the champagne room of Kong, only the most esteemed of our memebers are allowed in. It is where we devise battle strategies to challenge enemy lords and where we hammer out OpSec5 mech creation techniques. It is understandable that the newer or lesser members of our guild would be frustrated. Success breeds jealousy, after all. Just wait, someday you too may be selected for entrance.
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>patch ruined full screen windowed on multiple monitors because the cursor will go off the screen and click you out of the window
>fullscreen mode works like garbage
Thanks piggy.
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>>135522657
>Not having 1 superior gaming monitor
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>>135522618
>every time Pizzatranny posts
Always comedy gold
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>>135522416
nigger
it's a social group
introduce yourself instead of sitting in your corner playing games by yourself
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>>135522718
>not being surrounded by 6 monitors to simulate the authentic mech cockpit experience
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>>135522618
it's honestly total bullshit and just serves to pointlessly segregate people when they want to robot
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>>135522942
sorry, I'm not that much of an elite hacker.
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>>135521901
Oh yeah that's a thing now isn't it
but you know what, they could've just let me know that if they
oh I dunno
moved channels and fucking tell me there or at the very least tell me on steam

I get that fucked up by increasing the wait times with team damage, but they fucked up by not letting me know all for the sake of maskirovka memes. There is going to be problems if there is no communication. This isn't fucking rocket science lad
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>>135523207
>start a mumble to better communicate with people
>make it impossible to communicate with people
10/10 konger
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>>135523340
Who the fuck is mad about not having Mask privileges like seriously. This is a non-issue, if we want to let you play with us we'll use a different channel. Fuck off and stop shitting up the thread. That goes for you too Greg.
>>
Kong suffers the same hierarchical internet drama that every other internet gaming group started by nerds does.
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>>135523686
>implying we didn't want to play with Greg
Rude m'laddie desu
>>
>>135523686
>acting like its a privilege to be earned
Case in fucking point. Reddit as fuck
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>>135523768
this is what happens when we lose focus and bring goons in. Dashing was right all along.
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>>135524072
dashing is a goon
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>imblyign everyone doesnt just hate greg
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>>135524149
Yeah, but he's our goon.
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Time for ancient memes
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>>135524163

Not even /a/ likes Greg
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how soon until Karnwield sicks Harabec on all of us?

MECHWARRIOR ONLINE
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>>135524416
i do
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>>135523929
Retards should be euthanized, not allowed to ruin video games for the rest of us. Fuck off, salty shitter.
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>>135524416
to be entirely fair: the moment we got greg away from those weebs he started improving dramatically as a person. The changes he's made in the past two years alone are startling enough as is.
He's even starting to learn self-reflection and is able to realize and correct some of his mistakes now.
Give us more time and I guarantee we'll get him properly laid before the decade is out, and we won't even need Kit's help doing the job.
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>>135524149
He hates the goons with a passion. That's one of the things that triggers him. Fallout is another.
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>>135524689
please go cancer.
Mask is dumb, I'm sorry that you want to be a special snowflake
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>>135524691
Careful, speak of the devil and it shall appear
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>>135484825
>>135485114
>>135485180
>>135485421
>>135486276
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>>135524819
I wouldn't mind Dashing coming back actually.
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>>135524469
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>>135524816
t. G
>>135524906
I meant Kit
Dashing is al dente, a true kong lord.
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>>135524816
>literally everyone but you can and does use Mask
>f-fuckin special snowflakes w-won't let me play with them!
Doesn't Reddit have a unit? That's be more your speed. Bet you can access all the channels on the Reddit voice server too :)
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>>135524923
Another smash hit by Kakos "Nice Post" Kolos!
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>>135525035
You sure know a lot about Reddit
>>
>>135525490
Know thy enemy.
I know your T5 brain can't grasp that basic concept though.
>>
>>135523207
>>making up excuses

if you shoot at your teammates
you will be disliked
and removed
from the
group.
>>
>>135525628
What's your problem, man?
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>>135525643
Maybe you should actually talk to your teammates, you might win matches.
>>
>banshee 3s can fit a 345 size engine at most
why
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>>135525867
because they can on TT?
why are you questioning the devs bro?
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>>135525832
We win plenty of matches while ignoring Greg. He contributes nothing anyway.
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>>135526236
>Let's just randomly antagonize members of our unit
Genius.
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>>135526492
>randomly
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>>135526492
>randomly

Ain't nothing random about antagonizing greg
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>>135526582
Stop excluding people from playing video games, why even keep this general up or make your mumble public if you do this shit?
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>>135526684
>excluding people
>not saying "excluding idiots"
This literal first timer joined us yesterday and we had no problem with him. Why? Because he wasn't acting retarded and gladly took advice.
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>>135523686
>This is a non-issue
I would at a previous time agree with this, but considering that it caused an issue of miscommunication, I can't really say that it's much of a non-issue anymore. Maskirovka started out as a meme to keep out people like pardo, connor, and attack wallaby. But seeing how those people don't actually come here anymore, there's no really point to it besides prolonging it as much as possible. There's nothing wrong with that, of course, since most people can just get in anyway. But when you consider what just happened to myself, you really can't call the maskirovka meme as a non-issue, since it actually brings more harm the help.

>>135525643
>what is banter
m8 you lads shoot my limbs off all the fucking time whenever the game borks for me
did that stop me from playing? Well sometimes, but I still keep playing with you guys anyway regardless of whether you want me here or not
>>
>>135526884
Stop.
Excluding.
People.
You know full well what the argument is, stop trying to change it.
>>
>>135526968
#fuckoffgreg
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>>135527384
Cancer please go stay go.
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>>135527203
Listen here you little shit. From the amount of whining you've done it is abundantly clear you are an undesirable. Why should the majority have to suffer for a minority? You wouldn't have this problem if you were a half decent person. This isn't public school, we can exclude whoever the fuck we want and we really don't even need a reason. Go back to Tumblr.
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>>135527450
take that greg cock deeper down your throat
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>>135527575
You go back to tumblr dipshit. I'm sick of your special snowflake bullshit. There is no reason for that channel to exist other than to make your terrible life brighter because of that feeling of exclusivity. Burn in hell cancer and take Kong with you.
>>
>>135527203
The core people who've been playing robots for years now are not obligated to invite people they don't want to.
Feel free to arrange your own drop and invite the people you want.
>>135527575
>This isn't public school, we can exclude whoever the fuck we want.
This here t'bh.
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>>135527575
agreed we should start banning more shitters

oh I forgot we are a "no retards left behind" group
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>>135526968
>m8 you lads shoot my limbs off all the fucking time whenever the game borks for me

Post-patch they can't or it's timeout corner for the group. This is indeed a new thing, so it's time to keep up.

I mean, I know I'm in over my head in most Kong matches. In my own level in solo queue, I can carry entire teams, but in Kong group matches, I'm that guy in shitmechs who is lucky to have a moment of glory.
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>>135526968
>>Banter
See greg this is where you fuck up. Banter is supposed to be funny. If you're trying to make "banter" but it's unamusing then it's just shitposting.

You fucked up. You were punished for it. Accept that.
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>>135527798
>using that language and tone
>>>reddit
Anytime, it's there for you drama fucks.
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>>135527791
You keep acting like one mystical boogeyman forces everyone to play in Mask just to make you suffer but the reality is that you are the problem, not the entirety of Kong. Please understand this time around, I'm getting tired of drilling into your Atlas-like Skull.
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>>135528237
>it's only funny when we team kill Greg
>when he does some damage to us lets just kick him without even allowing him a chance to talk to us.
You're a piece of shit dude. To be honest, if I was Greg I'd just start team killing and getting in your way. Why even invite someone to play if you're literally going to leave them in the dark the entire time.
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>>135528237
>Greg unwilling to accept Surkai
It is disgraceful. This is one of the reasons we look down on you, Greg.
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>>135528353
i don't care what made up strawman you have, it's plain old wrong.
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>>135528683
How can one person seriously be this delusional? You have gone so far beyond what is acceptable shitposting that I'm pretty sure you're actually serious about your retarded beliefs.
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>>135528875
Because it's a shitty thing to do? How can you be this inhuman? Are you this autistic? You have to at least acknowledge how fucked up it is.
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It's alright Greg, just come back tomorrow if you wish so :^)
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>>135528510
Greg internet defense force please go and stay go, bullying Greg is part of kong culture. I understand new players and steam community members might not understand the nuance involved here but Greg actually enjoys this, and it is vital for his growth as a human to receive constructive criticism and be handed punishments when he fails social tests.
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>>135529202
Again, you're retarded. You're letting this dumb bullshit get in the way of VIDEO GAME FUN.
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Why are you guys such fags?
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>I ironically defended Greg a few days ago and now we have this retard unironically defending Greg
I am so sorry. I will accept my Surkairede.
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>>135529063
>cyberbullying is real
Just turn off your monitor bro
>>135529264
MWO is one of those games which turn out quite unfun really quick if someone is shit
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>>135529381
>If someone is shit
They're even more shit when they can't even communicate or have any teamwork.
Not what the argument is about. Next.
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>>135529264
It's not fun if Greg is being dumb. We're punishing him so that, in the future, we will have more fun and include him. Education is an investment in the F team's future.
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>>135526968
>but I still keep playing with you guys anyway regardless of whether you want me here or not

you are literally worse than herpes.
once you catch it it never fully goes away.
fuck off nobody likes you and nobody wants you here or wants to play with you.
you are a literal living joke.
leave once and for all and never come back.
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>>135529750

>only Greg can't be dumb.
Also, when did this turn into an argument about Greg? Stop shifting your goalposts.
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>>135529860
We spend time teaching Greg because he's a special case. Together, we'll help him learn. It takes a community to raise a child.

And I assume we're talking about Greg because he's the one that started this. Is there something else you want to talk about?
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>>135530054
I do not care about Greg.You know full well that this is not about him. This is about the dumb mask channel.
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>>135529507
Everyone we've played played with have been on voice with us at one point and those shitters were shitters even then, but also being annoying to the regulars aswell.
Next
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>>135530451
Not what the argument is about, next.
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>>135530213
>dumb mask channel

EBIN MEME
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>>135530663
You don't have an argument then? Cute.
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>>135530213
Maskirovka is part of Kong culture, my friend. It is here to stay. Those who perservere and endure the bullying will emerge on the other side, inside of Maskirovka, with the fat trimmed from their body and ready to do battle with Kong's greatest foes.

I will pull back the curtain a few inches and give you a piece of the truth, though. Look up what Maskirovka actually is. Perhaps then you will begin to understand what is going on.
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>>135530939
Except it's not at all that kind of channel at all.
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>>135530939
Pizza shut the fuck up. You don't even know the truth behind Maskirovka. It was made for Kakos Kolos as hit get away from people then it turned into a room to keep annoying people like pardo out. Then it finally evolved into a meme shortly after it fell from grace and became a husk of the meme it once was and became a toxic cesspool people like you inhabit
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>>135530939
>M-MUH SELF PROCLAIMED A-TEEM

why do they even let you in there to begin with?
you are fucking trash at this game.
even greg the fag is better than you.
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I hope you realize that your ridiculous libtard shitposting is actually going to make me subconsciously meaner to Greg. You literally only hurt him, I'm projecting your retarded anger onto him and he's going to suffer for it. The only way to atone would be to reveal your username but you're too much of a pussy to do that. Instead you'll let Greg carry your cross.
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>>135532109
I really don't care, fuck off tumblr.
This isn't about Greg.
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>this thread
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>>135532383
Of course not, it's not about anyone but you.
That's all this incessant shitposting is, it's literally "ME ME ME, ACCEPT ME YOU SHITLORDS. STOP BEING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES AND TEAR DOWN YOUR HISTORICAL CHANNELS SO YOU CAN ACCOMMODATE ME. SURE I'M NEW AND BAD AT THE GAME BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I'M VOCAL"
Fuck off, special snowflake.
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>>135532620
Not what the argument is about. Next.
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>>135532785
There IS no argument. You have not clearly defined any argument at any point in this discussion.
You're past the point of reasoning or logic, adopt a name or trip so I can filter you and we can go back to posting about robots.
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>>135532887

Are you a liberal? Be honest.
>repeat clear and concise arguments
>get nothing but ad hominem, irrelevant discussion, and memes spewed at me.
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this has to be the saltiest thread on /vg/
please, keep the salt flowing im having a great time reading this shit
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>this thread.
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>>135533380
It's the cancer you created. Now you have to live in it.
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>>135533367
>mfw it was literally Pardo this ENTIRE time
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>>135533502
>it's Pardo!
Nope. I'm still here. I'm not a shitposter, my opinions and ideas exist genuinely. What's your excuse for being this unreasonable?
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>>135533602
Fuck off Pardo.
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>>135533602
Go away boogey
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>>135533729
Nice try but no I am not Pardo, and you can't pretend this problem does not exist.
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>>135533502
>implying i would waste my time in arguing with you shitters over the internet

sorry m8, got better shit to occupy my time with
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>>135533842
Fuck off Pardo.
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>grudgingly buy a shitmech variant of a mech you want to elite
>have more fun with it than with the meta compliant ones
>cunts sneering down at me from the top of Mt. Tryhard tell me I'm not living my life correctly
Where did it go so wrong?
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>>135533992
Kong is pretty shit at actually enjoying this game. More than half literally spend every second they play this game bitching about it, and then they like to pretend they're actually competitive and want everyone to go full meta on every drop.
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Why did I even bother?
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>>135535448
Cucked by Russ himself. You knew there was a scheduled maintenance today.
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>>135535448
idk, why did you? There's been an announcement since this morning that servers would be down right now for a hot fix.
Don't be stupid, Vass.
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>>135535679
>>135535748

>imblying I read their fucking website, or visit Russ' twitter.
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>>135535871
its been on the actual game for days you mong
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>>135535871
There was an in-game notification too if you ever opened the game. Literally not their fault you're too stupid to notice scheduled maintenance.
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>>135535871
>I don't check the website
>I don't read the twitter
>I don't play the game
Sounds like you're a complete retard.
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>>135536364
Literally who is that?
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>go book shopping for a bit
>come back to this thread.
This is getting out of hand
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>>135535448

>not seeing the bright red flashing notice at the bottom of the game screen yesterday about the hotfix

That's actually one of the few really good things they did.
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>>135538356
#fuckoffgreg
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>>135532620

Kong seems to respect people who use shitmechs, as long as they're actually good with them.

It's when it's bad build + bad performance that the justified bullying starts.
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>>135538356
This is the future you chose.
Why contain it?
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>>135513345
>playing trials once you've bought your own mechs

wut
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>>135539757
The last rotation had genuinely good trials, meaning you could play them instead of buying that mech. Essentially you had free mechs to play with, at the cost of no basics. Now they're all just pure garbage aside from the fixed clan mechs.
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Yeah, the IS trials are really underwhelming this time around.
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>>135539897
>free mechs to play with, at the cost of no basics
>that you can't customize or equip a module on

I get running around the training grounds or using them in private matches or to fill a spot in faction warfare but even the most optimal ones are still weak and mostly just for new players to figure out what they like.
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someone teach me how to assault in my BNC 3S and link to a not shit build
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>>135541474
This already came up last week.
Big engine, ac20, 1-2 ppcs, 4-6 ml, sprinkle flamer for taste.
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>IS trails a shit
Battlemaster and jager are gud.
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>>135541474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJgxZWCfxEk
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Will there be another Hero mech sale anytime soon? Thinking of buying a Pirate's Bane but don't wanna take the plunge if I can get it cheaper and get more camos/bays with the spare MC.
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>>135542985
There's no schedule at all for mech sales. They happen randomly but it has been a while.
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>>135541830
This is too hard I quit
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>WHM has Std 280 engines
So what are the odds it'll be cheap in terms of MC?
MAD-3R with a STD 300 is like half the 300XL variants.
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>>135543812
If you don't want to try the one unique thing that banshee variant can do then you just run a boring but easy to use 5LL or 4-5LPL build.
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>>135544689
but theres no room for big engine
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>>135545038
Now you understand why you only see the E and M variants running around.
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>>135545282
huh
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>literally everyone in PUG matches is boating LRMs, regardless of their mech
What the FUCK is this cancer, seriously. Fuck the Archer so much.
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>>135546667
>not enjoying the fireworks by bringing a raven with ecm and narc
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>>135546667
Was joining the opposition earlier in complaining about an Archer who in their grand wisdom had decided to fit nothing but LRM-10s, then ran out of ammo, and was the last person alive on our side in a domination game, where as someone with even just a couple of medium lasers could have wrecked the last standing on the other side.

Also saw a lone, damaged, arctic cheetah take down the last 3 mechs (including two timber-wolves, with at least half their guns still) earlier because none of the fucks could hit him even at point blank range with pulse lasers. I'd bet real money that all of them were using a controller rather than a mouse. That fucker clearly deserved the victory he stole.
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>>135538869
>people always tell me to fuck off
>I never fuck off
when will this stale meme die
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>>135548752
When you fuck off?
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>spectating last guy in the match
>arm lock
>he torso twists left constantly instead of twisting right to see the enemy circling him
>never fires when hes got a chance

Is this what being old is like?
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Oh boy I got a Green Beer
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>>135541979

Yeah, it's a straight up Gaussjager which means it's about as easy to understand as it gets.

Except for potatoes who cannot into anything but "push button, shoot lazor."
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>some guy criticizes me
>inform him that I am confident I did the highest damage on the team
>I did
>he did 32 damage in a CDA-3M and tried to play it off as "unlucky is all"
yeah nah fuck off
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>>135546667

It wouldn't be bad except for the pig-feeders who cannot into actual lurm builds.

>>135548738

Like this special snowflake Archer pilot.

Also, when you see a light rape people like that? You already lost. Heck, when you see people who shoot like that regardless, you know you lost.

I had someone attaboy a ACH pilot that was such a bad shot with his ERLLs he got blown to bits by a cherry red Timberwolf and only managed to win by using his arty strike.

After missing the Angryiffer five-six times with his lasers. And best of all, these people are slowly moving into T3, where they'll derp the entire solo queue with their profound retardation.

>>135548906

No, just stupid. Kong is one of the vaccinations against true potato piloting, however.
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>>135548906
I dunno kit, what's it like being bald?
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>>135550104

At least she got it over with early in life, vs. the wizards who will eventually nohairclip while buying another robot pack. And it grew back.
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>>135548906
Hey kit what's it like being in Tier 5?
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Kit, which grabdeals did you get? I want to know which mechs I can look forward to playing with you in the future, matching camo and all.
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>>135552074
Fuck off spud and quit trying to get in her pants.
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>>135552542
Not Spud. I just want to play robutts and it's not like I can ask Vassago Rain to pretty up his Kodiak and drop with me.
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>>135552074
I bought all of them so you should buy them all too.
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>>135550104
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>>135464347
>>135552703
>A whole bunch of assholes roll over a hill screaming for blood, all painted differently, however they want
>Except two have the same scheme
Just makes you guys look like chodes. You wouldn't do that to kill would you?
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>>135553428
Vass' cuckhawk has the same theme as another Kongers robot, so not really.
I just want to look cute with Kit, is that so much to ask?
>>135552982
What color scheme are you going to run on your Kuroi Kiri? I'm thinking I'll run it in 50 shades of grey.
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Tyrese the urban zulu
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>>135550452
I'm in tier 3 though
>>135550104
Get cancer
>>135550083
I hope so, I don't wanna be shit.
>>135552074
Kong said don't grabdeal so I don't think I'll ever spend money on the game, not that I could anyway.
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>>135555043
>not grabdealing Marauders
I don't regret a thing.
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>>135555043
Okay baldy
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>>135548752
#fuckoffgreg
this is and never was or will be a meme it's a honest request
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>>135555312
If I had 15 bucks I'd get it since its easily my favorite MWO mech design so far, I'm giga poor though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
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>>135556380
You can take solace in the fact I'll only be able to lord it over you for another month before it drops for C-bills.
That said, you won't get any of the cool camo schemes so I still have that small solace.
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>>135556879
That actually looks really good
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>Cave and make one of my three Archers an LRM30
>I haven't played LRMs in so long that I don't even have an LRM cooldown module unlocked despite having a cooldown module for almost everything else
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>>135557034
Sherman camo with Davion White, Black and Orange. I'm really liking the color palette and I'm having a hard time settling on a pattern for my 3R
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>>135557297
I can see why, just works well. Sherman camo triggers my autism though on some mechs, mixing stars with circled ones and such.
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>>135557631
I understand what you mean. MAD is one of the mechs it works nicely on since the stars sit in the already circular leg wells. I don't usually consider Sherman as a pattern but it's nice. Also considering something crazier like Virus or Tiger.
>>135555312
Liao sits nicely on Marauders too, that's basic C-bill purple for the dark green and AJ Light Orange from the Cicada event a little while back. Cheap and satisfying, the pattern distribution is nice.
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>Marauder posting
>Kit "Baldy" posting

so anyone up for potato robots no maskirovika memes edition?
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>>135557103
>Try my ALRM30 Archer in solo queue
>One of my kills was when I came around a corner and found a laser vomit Stormcrow with an orange leg and an armorless CT at about 150m
>Legged him and just fucking charged him
>Clubbed him to death with 6 Mlas then went back to lurming faggots
There is no escape from the perverse love of brawling.
>>
>>135560517
Fuck off, Greg.
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>>135560517
Most of normie kong is probably out drinking with friends.
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What is like having Kit sucking your dick?
You cant even take her by the hair because she is bald.
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>>135560517
Not even I wanna play with you.
Get lost.
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>>135560517
Maybe when I get home.
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>>135560517
#fuckoffgreg
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>>135563445
fuck off pardo
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>>135558361
That's MAD sexy senpai.
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P O T A T O
O
T
A
T
O
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>>135566023
>that absolutely garbage crab
>autism unit with just him in it
gross
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>>135458987
Just waiting for Star Citizen. The Faithful will rise.
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>>135566203
whoa cowboy
you best be not dissing the Mio or there's going to be problems
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>>135566023
Are we posting potato screenshots?
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>>135566023
>768 resolution
greg pls
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>>135566457
Mio is garbage, easily in the lower 50% of girls.
Honestly I'd say Kit is better than Mio and THAT is saying something.
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>>135566534
wew lad
well there's nothing with having opinions different from my own even though you are completely 100% fucking wrong
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>>135566023
>you will never join Mio
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>>135567446
He said I could join.
He never let me join.
Fuck
Off
Greg
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>>135568592
>fuck off greg is actually a spurned greg groupie girl

Suddenly it all makes sense.
>>
>>135568723
Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.
>>
>>135566023
dont tell anyone
but i secretly like the look of greg's mech, its cool in a grunge way , it not being the 27b with full hand protection makes it even better
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>>135568592
how am I supposed to invite you when I don't know who you are :^^)
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>Domination makes Terra Therma fun
I didn't think it was possible.
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is Crunk still alive?
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>>135570231
Crunk hates you. Everyone hates you.
>>
Is Perpetuum a good robot game?
>>
>>135569185
add me:
Gregga
>>
>>135572092
and you know what the best part is?
i dont give the slightest shit
>>
Best mech with ECM that isn't an Arctic Cheetah
>>
>>135573778
>hellbringer
>atlas ddc
>griffin 2n
>rayban 3l
>>
>>135573778
>>135574484
Also, I forgot that the shadowcat is somewhat playable now.
>>
>implying kodiak will be good
i guarantee PGI will fuck it up
>inb4 the claws count as the arm hitpoints
>inb4 arms look like the atlas/any other humanoid mech to make the claws even worse
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>>135573318
>send inbit
>wait a few minutes
>nothing happens
dudebot's bots pls go
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>>135575415
i need to be good enoughfor you
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>>135577669
nigga what
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Reminder that there will be drops with none other than the prophet of Kakos "Kancer" Kolos, Jules, soon.

No normies allowed.
No steambirths allowed.

Kong will be great again.
>>
ARK Survival Evolved patch notes:
https://www.reddit.com/r/playark/comments/4awyiw/patch_notes_upcoming_version_v2370/
>>
wew
>>
Who the fuck is Kit
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>>135583185
a bald furry
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Who the fuck is Blood 1
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>>135583258
I am neither of those things
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>>135583440
Best girl.
>>
>Girl
>>
>die during a relatively successful flank after doing 1000 damage
>someone says to push now
>go to spectate expecting a bunch of mop up kills

>TBR running 2LL 1ML and trying to snipe from a kilometre away despite not being able to aim
>AFK EBJ
>Archer LRM boat that doesn't know how to use LRMs
>lost Arctic Cheetah
Well that was depressing
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>Try out my 8SRM4 Archer
>Fight for like maybe 45 seconds before dying
>"Shit I forgot what it's like to use IS XLs"
>I did like 600 damage anyway
Can't wait to play with some bigmans so I have other overly aggressive fucks to share threat with.
>>
It's my birthday today.

I'm looking at getting a mastery pack. Are Highlanders or Battlemasters any good?

I like the Heavy Metal because it looks like a cylon and apparently comes with an in-built warhorn, and I like the Hellslinger because it can pull off 6x large lasers without any trouble.
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>>135588435
Don't get either but if you really have to, go for Battlemasters. 1G, 2C and Hellslinger are really good vomit robots.
>>
>>135588435
literally who are you?
>>
Is there any particular reason why PPCs act differently than lasers slot-wise?
E.g. I can push large lasers to high mounts by installing an ML first, but PPCs will always default to the lowest possible slot whatever I do.
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>>135590275
http://mwomercs.com/forums/topic/224582-clan-wolf-international-invitational/

Found this, calling the true Kong lords. Come later today to mumble when Kong drops are happening if you're interested in participating.

t. Jules
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>>135590275
>>135590765
And didn't mean to quote, but I'll answer anyway.

Piggi coding
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>>135590765
Prices are given to top3 teams, grand prize is a Kodiak pack with 3k MC. Might be cool.
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>>135590765
>4v4
>those prizes

sure

won't be on mumble til saturday or sunday though
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>>135591083
I'll count you in my family.

Also need a standin, so looking for 3 more players. The standin gets a free week of premium time.
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>>135591171
>Teams for this tournament have already been selected. We do however hope to hold more events in the future.
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>>135591467
>literally dupes of already participating teams
In to the trash it goes. Hopes = crushed
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>>135591467
Would've been EZ wins
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>>135591467
>>135591740
Seems like it's a circlejerk only inviting shit teams in private. Also, the holder of this event has 2 different teams from his unit, and the event is sponsored by PGI
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>>135590275
No particular reason. You'll just have to stack multiple PPCs on the same spot to get them high. Playing around with a Banshee, aren't you?
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>>135597228
Yep, trying to build something different on the 3S with the parts I have on hand.
Still haven't decided whether to properly build it or just suffer in the stock-ish loadout to get the basics and sell it.
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>>135598027
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=146&l=3e2d775b5374ad574255ce100b78caafb64f0b71

This is the recommended build from the metamechs guy. It works ok but the 3S banshee has lackluster quirks and a low engine cap. It's literally there just to basic out and then sell.

Stop looking for some secret magic build, there isn't one.
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>>135430875
Got robot bear so
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>>135588435
>Heavy Metal actually does have a cool built-in Warhorn with two patterns
Fuck, that's pretty cool. Too bad the Inner Sphere highlander is so medicore.
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Wow. I wonder if a hypothetical MWO Juliano would have favorable enough side torso hitboxes for an XL.
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>>135588435
IS highlanders are better than their clan version simply due to their quirks, but are still not particularly good.

Battlemasters are pretty decent. We have several fans of them in Kong.
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>Paul actually playing
Wew m'laddies
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>12SPL Gargoyle
w-wew
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>>135604319
>that fucking MoTD
Tryhard as fuck
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Lord Monkey Bone
GGClose
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>>135605404
>he grabdealed the WHM
lmfao
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>>135604319
Damn it jules even the motd for your private meme unit is meme-tier.
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>>135600682
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=146&l=2e95f0751a8736772d9f4b48902fded462676563

Heavily mixed due to lack of crit slots, LPL on the arm because a standard LL won't take down UAVs.
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>>135605827
wait jules is VOLTRON?
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>>135606716
>he shoots down UAVs
ayy lmao
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21 disconnects
dead game
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>>135606716
>>135600682
>these fucking builds
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>>135607394
>>135607545
DEATH STAR TIME
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>>135607793
unfortunately it was Domintation and the other retard capped the point before we (read I) could kill every disco
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>>135607938
Did you at least get Ace of Spades?
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>>135607479
It's the potato of the Banshee family, what do you expect out of it? Might as well have something usable without breaking the bank of a new player, especially not with a 345 engine that will not be used in any mech except this one.
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Any of the Mastery Packs going on sale any time soon?
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>>135608482
Yes of course my normie.
60-90 days.
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>>135609193
Thanks my oldie.
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>>135609193
I GOT THE REFERENCE
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Is mwo p2w?
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>>135612779
Kill yourself already.
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Will I ever get teammates that will stop goose chasing Lights and go for actual objectives?
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>>135613019
objective game modes are shit

skirmish for life
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>>135612779

Yes.
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>>135613117
Same difference. Will I ever get teammates that will stop chasing Lights and instead go with the team to push?
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is no armor a viable stragey
jes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
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Is +15% laser duration worth not going to alrge pulse and medium pulse
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Should i get a wolverine or trebuchet?
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>>135617228
Only Trebuchet worth a damn these days is the TBT-5J with 3xLL2xML.

Wolverines are kinda in an odd spot. They're smaller than shadow hawks, griffins of kintaros, but generally don't have the same quirks or weapon capabilities as the others do.

The latest round of quirk reductions also took away they ability to perform as an ERLL sniper.
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>>135617446
Wolverines are exceptional SRM brawlers, though.
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>>135619106
EBIN POST
Would allow you in maskirovka
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is XL worth it
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>>135619940
What fucking mech is this?
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>>135620071
a shit mech
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>>135620071
i put on endo steel and can now fit xl 350 and go 113kph
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>>135619106
nice blog
upboated
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>>135620134
You don't have any armor, retard. I'm assuming this is a crab.
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>>135619940
Very funny joke you have there, man. What a kidder.
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>>135620301
>>135620256
im not kidding, thats the point of this mech.
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>>135618054
Only one variant has 3x missile hardpoints.

Even then, it's inferior to the Griffin for SRM brawling.
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>>135621315
Two variants of the 3 have 3 missile hardpoints, stupid. They're all high hardpoints on the shoulders, too. The difference is, one has all three in one torso with a ballistic arm, the other boats lasers with the SRM's which are spread out across two torsos.
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>>135620857
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=331&l=dde043f42b5a5285f631fae12e200b66af697240
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>>135621707
nah that sucks shit
so you agree with me on the XL?
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>>135621315
>>135621429
Wolverines at least have decent quirks compared to griffins which have shit. So every wolverine is playable.

ECM griffin is still perfectly fine even without quirks but the other ones are mediocre.
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>>135621707
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=331&l=cf3fc801adee39b17759d40948efae6dbd9ddb9a
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Lord Monkey Bone
GGClose
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>>135626816
Stop posting your underhive matches.
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>its a may hasegawa round
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>>135628030
What?
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>>135619106
holy shit do you expect me to read all those (You)'s?
haha nah got a better idea, why dont you go straight into the shitlist to keep company to your cancer friends.
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>its a Pardo shitpost
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>>135628213
something adorable making their way through the tiers
>>
Obviously the only reason Pardo still posts here is because he secretly wants to play with Kong.
TB'H (truth be heard) we should trial him if he's still autistic.
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>>135628905
How are they adorable and what tier are they at now?
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>>135628935
>if he's still autistic
-he's more than just autistic
-autism isn't something that just goes away
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did I do it?
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=367&l=fe90a1e3c7b5bfa91eb67bb27254c3c19c167bc8
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>>135629098
Autistic in a childish way. Maybe he's grown up.
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>>135628935
Dude, he's straight up said he wants to play with Kong. He's whined about not having anyone to play with, asked to play with Kong and he went on a MASSIVE tirade about the Maskirovka channel being restricted (preventing him from bothering us)
He is still VERY much the same as is abundantly obvious from his posts thus far. Also stop trying to shill that shitty meme.
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>>135629165
>http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=367&l=fe90a1e3c7b5bfa91eb67bb27254c3c19c167bc8
>clan robots
>shit clan robot builds
>>
If you want him to stop shitposting just report him
>>
Pardo is kinda gross imo
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>>135629307
I like hunchbacks because they're fat and gay. Some of the stupidest designs in the game but you can still do well with the.
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>>135628701
Lord 'I can't handle the Bants or critic' Pardo what tier are you now? 4 or 5 git gud at robots you autistic cat
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P O T A T O
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>>135631315
>already T3
[worried laughter]
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>>135631427
>>135631315
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>>135631315
das cute
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>>135631427
And hes on a potato of a computer. What's your excuse anon?
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>tfw so insecure about voice can't talk to kongs
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>>135633658
then you will never gf
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>>135633658
Just be a textfag. We have/used to have a fuckton of people who only talked in text. I used to be the same way, but I stopped giving a fuck after getting really fucking salty about vapor cannons
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>that guy who keeps voting for polar conquest in solo queue
I'm that guy.
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>>135629258
>me
>wanting to play with you bunch of autistic childish cancerous retarded elitist shitters
>reinstalling mumble EVER

i dont know where you get your information, but you are dead fucking wrong.
i wouldnt wanna have anything to do with your shitty circlejerk not even if i was paid to.
you can all dwell in your cancerous drama until you rot for all i care.
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>>135633836
who are you?
>>
I feel like people who vote for Domination don't even know how to play it.
>>
odds timber
evens ebin
number divisible by 18 mad dog
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>>135634718
hav fun with duh maddo doggo
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>>135634804
18 doesn't count, dipshit. He gets the ebon jaguar.
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>>135635430
>18 isn't divisible by 18

You have brain problems or something worse?
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>>135423280
love my cicadia, typically pulling 700 dam a match.
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>>135635654
>700 dam a match cicada

Post your stats page. I want to see if you really have moves like mick jagger.
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>>135423925
cicadia king here, there was a loyalty rewards cicadia?
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>>135606716

I do it all the time.

Just get the UAV triggering the rangefinder.

Push button. Ded UAV. LL will do just fine for that.
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>>135635832

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=339&l=stock

It's notable for having incredible jump capacity and decent energy quirks.
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>>135633386
I'm Tier 2, I'm just concerned with how quickly he climbed. He's been playing a lot, I think he might be obsessed with Greg.
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>>135637229
im just trying to be as good as greg
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>>135634113
Fuck off retard, you posted about it days ago. Guess a side effect of being mentally retarded is memory loss?
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breaking news: Kakos "Excellent Post, King of Kong" Kolos is now one of Clay's Normies.
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>>135637437
Just take screenshots of him saying he doesn't want to play and post them when he wants to play, then take screenshots of when he wants to play and post them when he's having a hissy fit.

Can't argue with himself.
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FUCK OFF DUDEBOT
>>
ded
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Bought a fierstarter for light harass and amputation, did I do good? How does it compare to Arctic cheetah?
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>>135639275
>Pardo has been false flagging Greg this entire time
Nice, that explains it.
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>>135631315
>the Gregga meme was real
wew
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>>135640129
Bigger and more fragile with no ECM, but I think it's faster (no locked clan engine) and it can mount more armament. It's one of the Meta lights and is basically a faster medium so play it as such.
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>>135640129
>>135640776
Its not as nimble as the cheatah however. Treat it as a fragile medium that goes fast and you should do alright.
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>tfw about to enter tier 3
I'm scared.
How do I stay in the bottommost underhive?
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>>135640762
can i join mio
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>>135641296
no
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Does anybody happen to have the Mekpak 3.1 for Mechwarrior 4 mercs?
Either that or the Innersphere and the clan mechs?
it seems like microsoft did a good job deleting all accounts of it on the internet
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>>135640776
>>135640978
well, kinda ok. Can it still run in circles around heavies and amputate?
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>>135638475
go die of brain cancer autistic sack of dog shit you and take all your stupid circlejerk down with you
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>>135643204
It'll be harder since you're easier to hit and they might see you coming, but its still definitely something you can do. Just needs a little more piloting skill than an ACH.
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>>135643323
so much for not giving a fuck
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>>135643475
Ok, I'll stick to potshots and adjust until i git enough c-bills for the damn xl 295
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>>135643757
at least now he has a good reason to dislike me.
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>>135643985
>no XL 295
It's an expensive tax but vital. If you're running a stock standard then use medium lasers and just poke with it like a true medium.
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>>135644302
i sold it, gonna stick to my daishi money farmer until the tax is paid.
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>>135645015
Sold what, your XL 295? I'm not sure why you'd do that even if you're desperate for money, it's a widely used engine that is one of if not the most valuable XLs to have. Ah well, I'm sure you've learned now.
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>>135641296
In an airport right now lad maybe later
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Can someone post the old 'mwo landscape' pic?
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>>135498317
When I was born the smug faggot doctor slapped me on the ass for no good reason. #stophittingbabies
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>>135631315
>>135645659
>Greg literally makes up his own friend because everyone hates him and bullies him so much
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>>135646584
I don't hate greg.
I do bully him a little but only because it's funny.
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>>135646664
>I only raped her ironically
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>>135646723
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>135422516

Is MAV worth buying at 25% off?
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Harvester Ant when?
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>Kakos in room
I'm sweating again
Slick armpits
Wet heavy loud breathing
My face is red
I can't handle this
Kakos is terrifying
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>>135647132
You sure you didn't actually have a hard-on?
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>3050
>designated shitting streets
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>>135647132
Sounds like you just want the dick desu.
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>>135648226
Where's the designated shitting thread, though?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHFbBTDPsK/

New catapult
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>>135648797
I hate it desu m'famiglia.
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Lord Monkey Bone
>>
Rather "I suicide without my team" Dashing

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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>>135650105
>playing with Kong
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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>>135648797
Wow, it looks like the concept art now.
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>>135646584
His various noises entertain me greatly, ended up capturing some of them and used it as a ringtone notification when i got texts. I have since switched to an audio capture of me snoring.

>>135648797
Huh, looks like I need to grind out mechbays and buy the pult again. Atleast with that I mastered it a fucking eon ago.
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>>135651290
What is this post attempting to convey? They're all cute, but none of them are mechwarriors.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBIjXd8r4Rk

What do you mean you don't do quadruple digits?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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>in-game resistance camo doesn't look anywhere as good as the promo art
Fucking really PGI
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>>135653676
>the burgers I buy don't look anywhere as good as the ones in the commercials

yeah no shit
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>>135653676
In game everything doesn't look anywhere as good as the promo art.
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>>135654068
The burgers in the commercials are heavily modified. It is not feasible to modify every single burger in that fashion, and they would not taste good if they were even edible. My complaint is they weren't faithful with the fucking pattern. That's ONE pattern you needed to model and every single Resistance mech would get that. I understand why you think it's a valid comparison but it actually isn't.
>>135654192
I just don't understand why they'd fuck me on something as little as a pattern. I didn't want a Misery, I wanted a good looking Resistance mech.
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Hunch IIC for cbills when?
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>What the fuck where's my third wolfhound?
>Did I only get two?
>check the package on the webportal
>One special and two standard variants
>Alright where's my thi- wait a second what the fuck is a Marauder doing in my light mechbays?
GREAT GAME PGI, TOP NOTCH.
>>
Who the fuck is G?
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>>135654841
Hunch IIC is already out for C-bills and has been for a while, the Orion IIC is out for c-bills now and we're just waiting on the Highlander IIC.
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>>135654376
And I don't understand why they would make a bunch of Warhammer's torso bare metal so it looks like shit unless you paint it dark grey, but here we are.

>>135654841
I don't know senpai
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>>135645368
no, I sold the standard 210 that came with the fs.
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>>135655181
I feel your pain a little, but I could buy every single color in the game and I still wouldn't be able to fix my broken Resistance patterns. Glad I didn't spring for the Black Knight pack now.
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>>135655181
The only good hunchback is a deasjunchbsvk
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HE HAS NO STYLE
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>>135656565
Oh no a bunch of asian Fonzies
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>>135656807
HE HAS NO GRACE
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>>135656917
>>135656565
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE :^)
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>>135657249
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>>135657249
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>>135643145
http://www.myabandonware.com/game/mechwarrior-4-mercenaries-3ak

you're welcome

also this link should be on the OP every time.
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>>135657249
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>>135657249
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>>135657249
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>expect the general today to actually have news on them stompy robots
>nope just shitposts
Why am I not surprised
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>>135659293
what news?
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>>135659504
Any news of the clans beating the IS in CW :^)
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>>135659293
We may have a hotfix early next week, can't confirm until Monday midday. Two items, conquest tweak and Archer quirks.
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>>135659571
unlikely with how bad clan players are
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http://money.cnn.com/2016/03/18/media/hulk-hogan-gawker-jury-deliberations/index.html

B T F O
T
F
O
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>>135659754
If you were on discord you would have already talked about that hours ago

BTFO
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New catapult sneak peeks.

Pretty gud, imo.
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Looking at you, Jules
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Alright, explain this to me.
The CRB-27SL has +10% Pulse Laser Range. That supposedly makes it great for LPL.
The CRB-27 has +10% Energy Range. Shouldn't that affect LPL range and mean it has the exact same effective quirk as the SL, only better?
I'm not understanding this, are LPLs exempt from Energy range or what's the deal here?
>>
>spouting memes in voice chat
which one of you did that dot jaypeg
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>>135660831
Neither of those are 'great', it's just 10%.

But 10% pulse laser affects all pulse lasers and 10% energy affects every energy weapon, including pulse lasers.

If all you have are large pulses, it's identical on either crab.
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>>135660413
What did it look like B4
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>>135660865
nice meme.mp3
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>>135661071
I understand that, I just wanted to know why people rate the CRB-27SL higher than the CRB-27 when the CRB-27 looks completely superior.
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>>135661308
jumpjets/hardpoint placements probably
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SUGƏ
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>>135661771
Yeah, just noticed the CRB-27 doesn't get jumpjets. That's what it is, the memesters are obsessing over having a single jumpjet on their build. The hardpoints are the same.
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>>135661212
>doesn't know what a catapult looks like

>>135661308
What people? What are you talking about? Nobody thinks any crab is superior. They're just ok at best.

People run the 27sl because it has jumpjets, not because it has better quirks, which it doesn't.

Pulses and a big engine mean you can peek fire and hide before taking much or possibly any damage in return. JJs means you can even poptart with pulse lasers.

That's all there is to recommend for the crab. Otherwise you can just run a slow, hot and boring erll sniper.
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>>135661989
What kind of mad man runs a crab 20? >>135631315
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Clothes game
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>playing my light
>angling and twisting carefully to ensure the enemy is hitting my orange armor side torso instead of the back of my red CT
>enemy LRMs curve around and hit my mech in the back as I run
>die
Glad to know pilot skill literally doesn't matter with aimbot missiles in the air.
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>>135663039
>that dumb nigger who tries to run from lrm instead of finding cover or just side stepping them
Like really
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>>135663156
It was run to cover, or stand in my "cover" where an enemy could shoot at me. I chose not to stand still and let an enemy shoot my mech, and got skill missiled.
I hate LRMs so fucking much they ruin the game even worse than UAC5s.
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>>135663382
>light
>has lrm trouble
Git gud
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What did he mean by this?
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"We may have a hotfix early next week, can't confirm until Monday midday. Two items, conquest tweak and Archer quirks."

Position changed once again.
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>>135663682
"What do you mean you don't want my hairy, sweaty balls on your face? Freebirth scum!"
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>>135660413
>My ancient AC40 Cat won't have tusks anymore
Gay
>Back to the old big PPC barrels
But alright

>>135663757
>You're still going to have to watch them stand in the point for a minute on domination though for reasons
piggy pls
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>>135659754
You're such a shit human being, Greg.
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>>135664080
>not getting your team to leave the point
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>>135663757

One day, they'll do something right.
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>>135665105
Lel I imagine some kind of scandi voice saying dis
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HE A GOOD WHALE HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>
mehmet, my son
yuo are mechwarrior now

yu must choose mech to pilot
will you pick IS mech centurion

or clan stormcrow I have brought from outside?
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>>135667370
Which model of Centurion? This is important, because if it's an AH it offers something completely different from the Stormcrow.
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>>135667370
Hey man that's not funny. Sturm Kintaro's mom died in a cent.
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>>135662143

THE ABSOLUTE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>
So why'd the targeting computer identify it as a "Mad Cat" when it looks more like a Stalker? Why didn't it just say "Yeah that's a Stalker, just a little small"
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>>135669987
But it's a Catapult with arms.
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>>135670225
I can understand the cat, not the Mad. Why not a Crab Cat?
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>>135670369
tonnage, arms, and have you even seen a glaug?
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>>135670369
Because the weapon pods on Clan Heavy arms look like the ones on Marauder's arms.

It was a bit more obvious before Marauder became Unseen and all the redesigns killed continuity.
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>>135670467
Sorry, I don't watch anime.
>>135670640
That does look more like a Timber Wolf.
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>>135671046
>Sorry, I don't watch anime.

Oh boy are you in for a surprise. Just about all the good looking mechs when the tabletop came out used mecha from anime, which lead to a huge law clusterfuck we are dealing with over 20 years later.
>>
Anyone else a borderline retard?
>>
>>135671492
Can you not false flag Kit?
Kit isn't really that bad and the last thing we need is MORE thread drama.
>>
Shut the fuck up, Kit.
>>
>>135671647
>Spud
Too late I guess.
>>
>>135671647
:(
>>
>>135671787
>>135671647
>>135671046

CUNTS
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>>135671925
I agree too neighbor, would you like to blow eachother this morning? it is morning here! haha and we have morning wood, haha!
>>
>>135672084
I'm pretty fast! But back then
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Wow look at you scrub lords you could and should totally go to the gym and do some ambien you guys just shitposting all day just makes me wanna start ripping my hair out again
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>pay for mechpacks with game cards so I don't leave a paper trial
>lady who rings me out gives me a sad look when I bring my cards up to the counter today, like you'd give a drug addict who you feel sorry for
Fuck...
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Will we ever get an AI vs mode? I want the old kind of robots with apc's and tanks and shit to fight.
>>
Haha, very funny. It's time to stop shitting up the thread.
>>
>>135672571
> gamecards
what? where is that from?
And why is that sad lol... except maybe... how old are you?
>>
>>135675147
Literally 60-90 days.
>>
>people with two digit scores saying "they've had a lot of bad luck with pugs"
>>
>>135675542
Gamecards like Karma Koin, Rixty, Gamestop from a local store that has them in stock.
I have to buy them to hide it from my Wife's son, I don't want him knowing that I play MWO since he has access to my credit card.
>>
>>135675763
That's actually gonna be a thing then? Cool, I hope its worth a shit and actually pays decently.
>>
>>135675952
>Wife's son
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
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>>135675952
>>
BIGMANS HAPPENING
ITS
HAPPENING
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>>135675860
is damage = score?
>>
>ctrl+F "(you)"
>nothing
feels bad man
>>
>>135676339
nah man mumble's dead

literally just me and my bot(s)
>>
Get fucked, spuddybuddy
>>
>>135676962
is spudbuddy the new greg?
>>
>>135566023
what camo is this
>>
Judging by the legs, Phranken.
I'll try to recreate it in proper graphics when I get out of this match.
>>
>>135679497
it looks like some bastard child of woodland ,phranken, and vagabond
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>come home
>people posting as other people
>funposting in general
well alright
>>
>been getting lots of MC from this event so far
Loving it.
>>
>>135680247
greg come play robutts, i haven't tried domination yet
>>
>>135682298
in a little bit
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TC seems to working well
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>solo queue
>>
>>135679084
>camo
>>135679497
>>135680247
what camo
>>
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>>135683789
it's the drac faction camo lad
>>
>>135683942
>IS
Fuck off Greg
>>
>>135683548
1100 dam.
2 LPLazors (Cooldown Module)
2 ERLLazors (Range Module)
Targeting Computer MK. VII

Easy peasy lemon squeasy
>>
>>135679497
>>135679084
>>135683942

i guess you could say
greg's camo
is
draconian?
>>
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Guess it's one of those days again.
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>>135663039

This is where you belong.
>>
>>135664080

Not to mention it looks like they moved the ballistic mounts up a little higher on the Catapult, too.
>>
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>>135683942
>>135680247

Greg!
>>
>>135683942
Greg, how the fuck do you play Crabs? I hate this piece of shit so much. It runs so fucking hot and does no damage and it's just worthless, it's worthless and I hate it.
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>>135684449
Agreed.
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>>135685001
theyre actually tanky as fuck for being 50 tons.
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>>135685001
You don't. Crab is a meme mech with mediocre laser vomit and whose only high point is that it can go really fast and is somewhat tanky

It isn't a bad robot, but it isn't great either. It's just a meme. Not really a mech that's recommendable for beginners
>>
>>135685719
Agreed, they are small and seem to take a ton of punishment.
>>
>>135686136
greg im sorry for failing you
i trained all day and night and failed you from a silly mistake

greg please forgive me please greg
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>>135685001
I've fallen in love with the crab overnight, you just pew and go fast that's it
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>>135687236
There's literally no way to do 707 damage in the Crab though? It can't mount any meaningful armament and if you do it overheats within two salvos with zero heatsinks to ever cool it down.
>>
>>135687324
how terrible are you at crabby wabby
>>
>>135687380
>shoot once
>overheat
>spend the rest of the match cooling down
Do you just run Coolshot 18+Coolshot 9x9?
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>>135687324
My builds not even all that great most likely and its still piss easy to manage heat. With very minimal management I can fire all the time with no worries.

I think you're just bad.
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>>135687634
>EIGHTEEN fucking heatsinks
The build I was given runs THIRTEEN, with TWO LPLS.
Fucking Crab memes.
>>
>>135687236
>>tfw you'll never be kit's crab
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>>135687324
If you have the right build you can do a lot of damage in the crab or for any mech really given the right circumstances and luck. I don't run any of my crabs with less than 18 heatsinks
>>
>>135687324
post build faggot. are you running with single heatsinks still?
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>>135687324
Nigga just slap three LLs on there and a big XL with DHS to taste and you can't go wrong, or 6MPL, or 2LPL 3ML, or 3LPL, etc etc

Crab is hardly a bad robot, it's a solid robot that is workable but not noteworthy, it's the ultimate in mediocrity and averageness but it isn't bad
>>
>>135687634
>Ferro instead of Endosteel
wait what why
>>
>>135688421
It came with it
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>>135688475
You can run up-armored legs and 19 heatsinks (or a Larger XL like a sane person) with Endo in place of Ferro.
>>
Should I grasshopper?
Whats a good build for it?
>>
>>135688637
I figured I'd go for the Xl, but a larger XL is expensive and I'm still space poor because I keep buying new robots I don't need.
>>
>>135688732
Don't worry, turns out that 305 XLs are fucking retarded and weight substantially more than 300 so you can't run a larger XL, just one more heatsink and more armor.
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>>135688732
maybe if you stopped buying robots you didn't need you wouldn't be so poor :^^^)

also we're at post limit so someone's gotta make a new thread
>>
>keep wasting money outfitting robots when I want a fucking BANSHEE
I really need to save up better.
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>>135688035
>>135687758
Dude, my build runs with 12 DHS and 3 lpls. Once you get double basics you can do dumb shit like this if it fits your playstyle.
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but the heat syncs are in the engine now
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>>135689376
also its endosteel with one more dhs
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>>135689376
>zero fucking armor

alright
>>
Still crossing fingers for enough grab bag MC to buy a 500 color.

Also someone toast new bread.
>>
New Thread

>>135689662
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>>135688035

Which is sorta surprising, considering muh lazormeta. The -20 is fun with 2LL/3ML:

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=331&l=b6ca5d2cba89a224176edc71265718fc16e8e4b7

It's one of the few mediums that can get away with squeezing ferro + endo on without really messing with things. Feels like an IS version of the Trial Stormcrow.
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>>135689623
git gud, it got me to tier 3 in a day from t5
>>
>>135689726
>>135689376
Only playable crab is 3LPL crab

pls stop with memes ty
>>
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