/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

How cancerous can this thread get, let's find out

>>135182879
i want TO FUCK [generic waifushitter who adds nothing to the game]
RECOMMEND WAIFU
MORE DRESSES WHEN
WAIFUS DAY OUT WHEN
You tell me

>>135182879
let's start off right:
waifu
remove vox
adminbus
complaints about valid mechanics
fuck this shitter
fuck sawbones (this one's valid)

>Le make a new thread almost 100 posts early so I can put my specific image and words into the OP

NICE MEME

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>when you see a fellow /vg/ static in CM

>"This is not a drill, rouge traitor equipments are explosive and must be unpowered and crewmen must wear toolbelts when in sight of light sources, otherwise chief medical officers must wear helmets in the Mining Base. Time to get those valids."

>>135182647
This OP is the quintessential proof that imageboards are a bad format for generals.

>state ion law multiple time
>people still don't know what the fuck is going on
>retards still thinking a vampire snuck in a law or something
Come the fuck on guys.

>>135183639
>When you wait for a moment for you two to be alone and kill them in cold blood whilst saying "I fucking hate you"

You did well this round, C-9 unit Pill! Shame you got killed (that was partially my fault - I shouldn't've sent you after a mediborg)

>>135182879
>you will never peek into the Chapel windows from the hallway as an all-female group of waifus are practicing yoga and laugh at the single Vox since her anatomy and nitrogen tank make some exercises impossible despite the rest of the class having no issue

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>>135184020
>notice Ion law
>eh, it looks harmless enough. Let's just see what happens
>mfw an hour later

>>135183858
I browse with images disabled all the time

It's still bad

>>135184471
It was fun. I want to play a Sec pet again. Was nice the trauma packs healed me. Was still fun biting Nevill andchasing him.

>>135182879
>you will never chloral a waifu and drag her into a deep dark maint shaft nobody visits
>you will never tie her down to a ratty ass, dirty bed
>you will never wake her up and strip off all her clothes, listening to her scream for you to stop
>you will never gag her
>you will never slowly push your rock hard boner into her, listening to her whimper every inch of the way
>you will never pound her pussy, a sharp cry of pain coming from her with each thrust
>you will never creampie her, then leave her tied up, dirty, naked, and crying in maint

fuck, now I've got a boner

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>>135187037
>These are the people I play Spess with.

>>135187037
>having waifus are totally harmless and normal guys!
Its funny because most of them are guys

>>135187865
i don't know why you'd find it funny, it's quite sad

>>135187913
When you go deep down like me, then go up and start to see beauty in everything, these kind of fucked up retards can only make you feel better about yourself

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>tfw never ever

>termedclepe wrote up another deadmin request

kek, just leave bro noone really likes you.

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https://a.pomf.cat/eybskk.webm
Since conveyor belt construction is getting overhauled, is there anything else you'd like to see done about conveyor belts in general?

>>135188159
>termedclepe
>abumblingidiot
>icantthinkofanamerightnow
Why do we allows these fags on our server?

Magic School Bus adminbus when?

>>135188291
Wouldn't be hard to make a reskin for the adminbus
I'll start working on it

>>135188159
>admin metagrudging someone
>is gonna get off scot free
w
e
w

>>135188291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDSlXQn6UYk

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How do i plasmaman?
I wish to be the suffering skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVzc20Bm8Xo

>>135188291
Just kidding, I'm actually going to hang myself now

>>135188484
Considering people have been gibbed for recalling the shuttle over and over as antags I don't think this is even metagrudging
If you're as much of a faggot as possible, even as antag, you're begging for your shit to be bussed
In this case: Flooding Plasma+N2, putting a power sink in the bomb testing range, hiding in space with a voice changer. At that point you're not even playing the game anymore, you're just rehearsing your carefully constructed strategy for creating the worst round possible for the entire server population.

>>135188291
I'm not interested in any adminbus that isn't Drungi 2

>>135188770
Ah alright, so admins determine how we spend our antag ticket? alright makes sense.
:^)

>>135188715
Take helmet off and grab a pirate hat instead.
Be the captain we deserve.

>>135188861
Yeah.
>Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.
>Try to be
>fun
As they absolutely should. If anything, this should be enforced more often.

>>135188861
>b-but I should have muh freedom to make the round as shitty as possible! :^^^)

>>135188951
>>135188484
>>135188159
If dragonbro doesn't get punished for this shit i'm fucking done with this shitty server and its shitty admins
t. not termed

>>135189038
Unless you hold muh antag rolls in a pedestal because being as insufferable as possible is the only enjoyment you get out of this game, you have nothing to fear.
I have absolutely never had an admin slap my shit mid-round and I don't doubt this is the case for the majority of the population.

>>135189008
Not that anon, and I do believe that you should make the round fun if you're a traitor, but how badly was he fucking up the round to be fucked over for it?

Like there's boring traitors and the long-game traitors and the IT'S LOOSE AT 12:02 traitors, and no-one complains too much about it, what happened here?

>>135189231
>flood plasma and N2O to the whole station (this already has the biggest stigma of all antag practices and is usually round-ending by itself)
>place a power sink in the most remote location possible (no power = plasma unfixable)
>at this point the entire server has to wait out the round because it's been rendered unplayable
>stay in space guarding your power sink with a voice changer on so that it's absolutely impossible for anyone to even try to salvage the situation
Yep, worse than loosing at 12:02

>>135188770
>>135189231

It's a dick move to do these things as an antag, but this is a server where players would rather *suicide or *ghost or validhunt than play along with a fun antag's gimmick.

This server does not deserve good antags.

>>135189784
This, to be honest.

Be shit to antags, get shit antags. They're basically what the fucking game revolves around, so if you squander any decent ideas they have, they're just gonna give up and stealth antag/murderbone.

>>135189784
>that time I did the abduction bus
>the first two people who got kidnapped went braindead before they could even be brought onto the ship

>>135189487
And speaking of loosing at 12:02
>[09:44:51]WORLD: starting up...
>09:54 [0x2005276] (250,213,1) || Air to Distro was set to 4500 kPa by TermedClepe2/
Yep, he began the plasmaflud 10 minutes into the shift.
>>135189784
You speak as if a middle ground was impossible, when it's what nearly everybody does. I bet you're probably thinking about the guy that parapen'd people to make them solve the sudoku puzzle, too, you're forgetting he didn't know parapens cause massive brain damage.

>>135189487
That's immense dickery for sure, but can you really call him out on it if he fucked over the entire station?

Unless he didn't even try and get greentext and he just stayed there.
How long did you guys have to wait?

>>135190007
>can you really call him out on it if he fucked over the entire station?
Yes, he could have fucked over the entire station in any other way that didn't involve immense dickery.
It's not like he was even banned, he didn't even get a note for this, he was ONLY bussed mildly.

>>135190219
this IS termed we're talking about, he throws a fit over every little thing
he's also a massive shitter, we shouldn't afford him any attention

>>135189916
That bus was fucking awesome
It get me a good note for not being a faggot and rolling with it
My last non-shitter note
It was also a decent gunfight

>people are really defending an admin abusing his powers to delete someones mask during a plasma/n2o flood because 'HE ISNT PLAYING THE WAY I WANT HIM TO :^("
ok

>>135190396
Termed has the biggest persecution complex of literally anyone I've ever seen.

>>135190678
>defending one of the worst players on the server
ok

>>135190219
>wasn't even banned
And he's causing a ruckus over it?
If he was killed by the admin, then maybe there's room for a complaint, but if the whole station is dead and there's nothing to keep the game from progressing, maybe it was justified.
I don't know, I wasn't there.

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>>135190910
>i-i-it's okay to metagrudge if its against a player I dont like!
>a-a-dmins shouldn't have to follow the server rules!
: ^ )

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>>135189448

>>135191037
the admin was actively trying to kill him, the only reason he didn't die is because of shitty atmos code.

>>135191053
>>a-a-dmins shouldn't have to follow the server rules!
>Don't be a dick. We're all here to have fun, and if you're deliberately ruining other people's fun that's a problem. Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick. Try to be a fun jerk though.

>>135189924
I actually didn't begin the plasma flood until nearly end of round, since just piping plasma into distro does literally jack shit. You need to drain the existing atmos first from rooms - make a breach, or set air alarms to suck/vent more.

Not that I expect you to understand atmos.

>>135191503
>Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick.
>Unless you're an antagonist, then it's sorta your job to be a dick.
(((Try))) to be a fun jerk though
hmm, thanks for clearing that up.

>>135191513
>until nearly the end of the round
Seems like the power sink was about 30 minutes in
"nearly the end of the round" doesn't mean much when you ended the round

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>>135191716
>heh heh just got antag time for a hella fukkin EPIC plasmaflood!
>yeah and n2o too haha that'll be so eppiccc
>and i'll put down a power sink so no one can call the shuttle that'll be so cool and fun
>then i'll guard it in space and drag out the round for a fucking hour haha i'm an antagggg it's so valid lol i'm so robust and EPICCC

>>135192091
>heehee gonna set up this gimmick for an hour its going to be so epicc!
>yeah now all I gotta do is trap them in my eleborate trap room I spent an hour building this will be fun!
>haha alright I got them in i-
>oh they ghosted EPICC

>>135191716
Yep. "Try to" isn't an invitation, it's not a challenge. Administrating a serbian with people like these in it is a very nuanced task and you're not doing yourself a favor by trying to project your black-and-white vision into the rules.
Besides:
> Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round, the server, and/or the community at large. They will, of course, be fully accountable for their actions if they exercise this privilege.
If you think the admin exercised this privilege, let them know in the deadmin request.

>test serb IP still not updated in the OP

fuck you

byond://ss13.moe:1337

>>135191881
>talk about plasma flood
>switch to talking about power sink
Ok.

>>135192091
I'm torn, because while the guy went through with what was obviously a good plan because it fucked everything and everyone up with no way to stop it, he made the round drag on for an hour, which isn't fun for anyone.

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Look at the time
It's quater to slime

>>135192293
Yes we all know there's in fact 3 rules that exist purely to disregard any and all reason or tact, and basically give admins the right to do anything at all.

Namely rule 0, 1 and what you just quoted.

That doesn't mean they are granted immunity from our whining when they do shit.

reminder to make issue reports on github if you find bugs or want a feature

>>135190884
Ever considered it's justified?

>>135192772
Yup. And because of people like these, they're actually necessary.
>That doesn't mean they are granted immunity from our whining when they do shit.
Bawl your eyes out if it makes you feel better, it's an anonymous imageboard after all. Just know that it won't amount to anything.

>>135190884
>LITERALLY NOT FIGURATIVELY gets metagrudge by multiple admins
>complains about it
>omg this guy sure has a victim complex
hmm..

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He may be the waifu machine but at least Shiggy does one thing right.

>>135189924
Stealth traitors and random bombings are what nearly everybody does nowadays. And the sudoku guy was just one example. I was watching that as a ghost, the first guy he snagged was basically fucked by the pen, but after that one he snagged stuff from medbay to counteract the effects and everyone he brought in STILL suicided/went braindead. Even a dude he didn't pen.

I recall a clown traitor that tried to put on a "magic show" at the bar with a chameleon projector. He was summarily mobbed by sec.

One guy set up and ran an arcade of around 10 Outbomb Cuban Pete machines, and was apparently trying to convince his assassination target, as well as anyone else, to try their luck. He ended up spending most of the round after that in the brig being interrogated. He ditched the emag prior to getting brought in, but they just knew, by god.

Another good example is absolutely any wizard that tries to do something other than sling fireballs or shards around and tries to parley with the crew. That wizard will get absolutely fucking murdered. But then again, any time you're outed as an antag in any form someone will be trying to push your shit in. And if sec catches you, you're either executed or left to rot naked and forgotten in the isolation cell. You might be able to talk your way into a trial, but those are 100% guaranteed to be kangaroo courts.

And any admin no doubt has LOADS of stories about ruined buses.

>>135192554
>09:54 [0x2005276] (250,213,1) || Air to Distro was set to 4500 kPa by TermedClepe2/
>09:55 [0x20040df] (249,193,1) || Mixed Air Supply Control 's output pressure set to 5066.25 from 2000 by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill)
>09:55 [0x20040d0] (244,193,1) || Oxygen Supply Control 's output pressure set to 5066.25 from 4559.63 by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill)
>09:57 [0x2005372] (251,214,1) || Filter to Distro was set to 4500 kPa by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill).
>09:57 [0x20049b1] (251,203,1) || Plasma Outlet Valve was opened by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill)
>09:57 [0x200469b] (251,199,1) || CO2 Outlet Valve was opened by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill)
>09:57 [0x2004d27] (251,207,1) || N2O Outlet Valve was opened by TermedClepe2/(Kendra Hill)
Can you explain to those not initiated with Atmos what the hell is this if not for a flood?

>>135193468
It's for a flood obviously, but he was just building plasma up in the distro and not actually starting the flood because LIKE HE FUCKING SAID, you need to either disable pressure checks or siphon a room/breach it for the flood to actually start.

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>>135193412
>all the examples but the sudoku guy are people outing themselves as antag and expecting to not get fucked up the ass
Gee I wonder

>>135193682
Let's revise my initial statement
>Yep, he began the plasmaflud 10 minutes into the shift.
Looks like yep, he did begin the plasmaflud 10 minutes into the shift.
It's not like he was even guaranteed to have the flud not start until he wanted it to because distro is already plasma, anyone making any breach would have started.
So what is his point?

>>135193727
>fun isn't allowed, only MLG valids and round speedruns
this is the current state of vgstation
fun isnt allowed, only murderboning

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>>135194047
Consider an antag gimmick that doesn't involve outing yourself and expecting the entire server to unanimously agree in not validing you, because you're just delusional or stupid to rely on that.
Hint: It's not hard.

>>135194047
When does fun end? Peaceful antags quickly get boring cause they end up doing jack shit.

>all the admins are fucking up and getting deadminned

what the shit is going on

first shiggy crosses a line, then deadpool acts like a shit, now dragonbro pulled this

have all the mins just grown tired of adminning and are all going out with a bang?

>>135192554
>>135193682
>>135193897
Oh boy, dragonbro just replied.
Looks like he left out the tiny details that he ALREADY had his greentext, had the cap's laser and all access, was making toxin bombs, and polyacidsmoke'd the shuttle.
Boy, what a barrel of fun

How do i edit paper sheets in the map generator?
As in writing in them

>>135194523
time for me to admin

>>135194938
Right click on the paper, click Edit and look for the "info" variable. Change it to whatever you want, the game will handle the rest.

Alternatively, create a subtype of the paper with the text you want, and put it in your map

>>135194557
DUDE BOMBS LMAO
PINNACLE OF ROBUSTNESS
DUDE
BOMBS LMAO

>>135182647
is he supposed to be angry?

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>>135189916
Hey, that was the one single time I've ever ghosted and it was simply because I'd been chloraled and killed as sec five rounds in a row.
Once we knew it was fun and not just a parapen and spacejob then both of us played along.

Also Ayylmao mode when?

>>135194523
I didn't get deadminned. You're right about me getting tired of it, but I didn't fuck up intentionally.

t. Deadpool

>>135195725
I fucked up for some reason and the editor crashed with the first thing
But thanks anyway, gonna try the second one

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>this fucking round

How do you even recharge energy/plasma guns? I see this Recharger thing everywhere, where can you even get one?

>>135197940
Have you tried using the gun on the recharger?

>>135194237
what de fug :DD

>>135198026
No, because I can't find one. Can Science make them? If so I gotta ask them.

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>>135198490
>I see this Recharger thing everywhere
>but I can't find one.

>go mining
>die
>try to save some guy
>die
>Go ling hunting
>die
>mfw
Sorry for being a giant pain in the ass, medbay

Also, fuck you captain and absolutely everyone who couldn't stop taking my shit

>>135198631
On the wiki. I tried reading up on stuff but it doesn't specify where to find some.

>>135198490

They're all over the place in sec/command/mining station/research station walls and tables. If nobody posts a screenshot in the next few minutes I'll take one and post it so you can see what they look like.

>>135198750
Usually found in the arrivals checkpoint, the brig, the Captain's, HoP's,Sec's and the bridge

Also found in mining stations

>>135198713
The only guy who went mining was the one reading woody's got wood, I thought.
And we chopped off his fucking head twice for that.

>>135194557
>he ALREADY had his greentex
so wait we're supposed to just afk once we get greentext and forcing shuttle call is a no no?

since when did this become a hugbox

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>>135198750
Outdated sprite but there's a public use recharger in arrivals

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>>135198750
>>135198490

See that two-pronged thing on the security table with a red light? That's a recharger. You put guns into it and it'll show green effects to indicate it's charging, then yellow when it's fully charged. This one is by Arrivals, in the security checkpoint.

>>135198713
Did you ever recover your Spur?

>>135198761
>>135198858
>>135198940
>>135199019
Ah, that's what they look like. Thanks guys.

>>135198916
It became a hugbox when you decided to completely ignore any context and only cherrypick what's important for you to convince yourself that it's actually a hugbox.
When you want to believe something, nobody can convince you of otherwise.

>>135199082
No. The ling took it, but some borg got in the way of our fight which led to him getting an axe hit on me, and me bleeding out before I could take back my bag

Then when I asked the captain to give it back while we were in escape he pretended not to hear me so I decided I'd fuck with him and so that shuttle ride happened

>>135199019
who the fuck changed sprite?
Old one was better

>be AI
>can see the whole station
>listen to all radio channels
>still have no idea what the fuck happened last round

such is spess

>>135199356
Deity

When players are given notes, is the note the same as the warning that the player is given?

can somebody explain to me why do brig cells have fucking windoors as opposed to airlocks?

>>135199356
New one has some upsides to it, the gun you insert is visible while charging, it changes to a more packed in icon when it's unwrenched.

Was anyone else observing Annie and Yahir that round?

remove vox

>>135199535
So they can be smashed, same reason the whole cell is made of glass. Also they still work in a power outage.

>>135199627
>dragonbros last action as admin was making 2 visible faggot ghosts, to follow those two and cause a little lighthearted chaos the entire round

>>135199535
i think because they are cannot be hacked or opened by sillicones

>>135199535
ima guh boi dederb ta brake outie
but for real though for my money we should use hippie/goon style cells because they're actually good and not a straight up liability

>>135199535

Windoors make it a LOT easier to manage prisoners because you can stand on the tile while closing it

Also they look more stylish

test the waters with adamant slimes

>>135199903
Anyone can smash them open and I don't know how long you've been playing but people getting bailed out by robots is a daily struggle.

>>135200136
tell robots roundstart that opening cells with prisoners in them harms all humans on the station

>>135200256
That has to be hard coded as a law, otherwise they'll casually ignore it because borg players play to fuck other people over and not get in trouble.

Don't windoors drop cable coil when smashed?
Cable coil, glass shards, and metal rods from cells means you can make a spear while breaking out. I think. Unless the recipe changed.

>>135191151
>Dionas are manlets

Lmao, dionas are 8ft tall on average boyoo, I like how you draw vox as huge but they're midget tier, only taller than the greys.

Fuck you, diona are great

>>135200695
>lores
lamo & rolf

>>135188237
Could it be possible to have a Conveyor Belt Layer? Like the RPD or RCL, although as a high-R&D item, xenoarch item, or admin item to avoid abuse every round.

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http://strawpoll.me/7083753
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8688

PLEASE VOTE

>>135201149
Yes it would, I'm not sure if it should be a protolathe item though

Do borers still have objectives, or are they PAI 2.0?

>>135202152
PAI 2.2

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Miners of weak constitution.
Please turn your eyes away from the screen now

>>135202278
Neat. Now I can get away with only bringing metal and glass and just shoving it all off on robotics.

>>135202278
MINERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

THIS JUST IN
>MINING IS USELESS

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The face of slime science has changed forever

>>135202278
maybe now I can get L O A D E D without science constantly screaming at me for materials

>>135202278
>science now has even less reason to interact with anyone outside
>mining has even less of a point
Shit change

>>135202278
DELETE THIS

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>>135202278
>>135202504

mining is still going to be superior

can't wait for xenobio to be bitched at for materials instead of the usual comfy isolation

>>135200681
You would need to smash 8 windoors to get enough cable though.

What do you cool the shard with?
>Plasma
>Oxygen
>N2
>N20
>CO2
Be careful. Only one of these is correct, and if you're wrong, you lose your atmospherics license.

>>135202278
oh boy! now xenobio can maybe make some materials 60 minutes into the round! truly this makes miners worthless

>>135202896
Plasma. More plasma. Always plasma

Mining will literally never not be the best

>>135202278
>>135202504
This is an awful change even in concept desu

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>>135202820
Rejoice, Miners!
This is a glorious day.
Soon, we shall comfy in peace.

>>135202482
>>135202485
>>135202559
>>135202659
Please note that these are all only 5u sheets and is made to be a crutch for if mining is useless. Also to have these options readily available RnD needs to be done. So for people bitching for materials without doing RnD they will need to take a trip to chemistry.
Those of you that regularly do xenobio know that you don't shit out 40 slimes in 20 minutes.
>>135203010
That is the right idea. It is to be a weak substitute but not be entirely useless like it was before

>>135202896
Throw a MoMMI into the supermatter room, then go set up a different engine.

>Decided to give other byond games a go
>Check out 2nd most popular
>Eternia
>It's a roleplaying fantasy game
>Can't be too bad right
>Make a generic warrior, spend a little bit grinding the forest for cash for armour and a sword and then do a quest or two to get me a couple of stat levels
>Travel to a city to start engaging in some of this RP i hear about
>Half the characters I encounter are under the age of 15 and far more powerful than me, a 22 year old
>Like some of these 6 year olds could one shot me, and wander around freely

The game is alright and the rp is decent, ooc is a circlejerk and the main problem is letting players start as young as 4 years old. There's a quite obvious metaclub, so obvious it's not even meta, it's just players know each other and interact and it's very hard for a new player to get into it. I watched a guy ask in ooc 3 times if somebody could help him as he's new, no response, they continue to talk about underage drinking in game or whatever

All in all, nice game to have open and throw up a roleplay every 15 minutes

Who's the worst HoS and why is it Mike Dawson?

Who's the best HoS and why is it fucking nobody because nobody plays head roles well and nobody plays security well so it combines into only shitters

>>135202896
I assume oxygen

>>135202896
Oxygen if you know how to cooling for MAXIMUM POWER
Nitrogen if you just want to set it and forget it because honestly even the shittiest set up is more than enough power

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And here are some of the chemistry additions.
These bottles only contain 5u of each for about 3 reasons. Still it is a way to slowly drip feed some chemicals out of xenobio.
I can't really think of a way to show it in a webm as well. But black slime cores now have a reaction that can produce 1u of medical nanobots or 1u of combat nanobots.

>>135203241
Do you have a better idea on how xenobio should be more useful for the station? You must do if you know what a good concept must be.

>>135202896
Plasma is the safest. Why would you need an atmospherics license to work on an engine? I don't have one anyways, I just happen to spawn in atmos when I want to play with my free hardsuit.

N20 is not a thing.

>>135202278
So does this mean I can just bugger off to the bar and flirt with waifus now?

Sweet.

>>135204223
>Do you have a better idea on how xenobio should be more useful for the station?
You can start by being useful to the station

>>135204223
Does it NEED to be useful? Nobody ever complained about it before.Except you, it seems.

We don't need absolutely everything to have a specific purpose. If that was the case, several jobs would have long since ceased to exist.

>>135204486
>>135204497
wew

>>135204223
Xeniobio is a shitty job desu and completely useless except to the few autists that enjoy it, much like virology or xenoarch. It's only potential is in gold slime cores for FUN!!

Even adding in small stuff like this it's pretty worthless. The only neat things from this is that you can scan the more reliable ways to make stuff like peridaxon with an oddy

>>135204541
It's like you don't realize that some people just want to autism and don't give a fuck about what's in it for them. Xenobiology is for those people, as is xenoarchaeology.

This guy clearly doesn't belong anywhere near xenobio.

>>135204223
>dexaline plus bottle
>dexaline
It's dexalin.

>>135204497
This. Not everything has to be 'useful'. It's a game. It is, first and foremost, about having fun, and while people's ideas of fun are subjective, when you're adding featuures, the first and foremost idea behind it should be 'fun' and 'interesting'.

>>135202278
>>135202504
>>135204223
>wearing a keyhole sweater and kneesocks during the demonstration of a new feature
You had. One. FUCKING. Job. to redeem yourself as a staticname waifu. And you fucked up.

>>135204820
She doesn't want to be a waifu.

Which makes this ironic, I guess, since those are very waifu-esque clothes.

>>135203145
>>135203901
>>135204057
>>135204394
>some say plasma, some say oxygen
This is a fire waiting to happen
I love it

Hey, can someone report that girders can't be moved off of in zero gravity?

Sorry for whoever got stabbed with the E-sword at the end, I failed trying to kill Jaden so I thought I may as well take someone down with me.

>>135205150
there's a bug report button in-game negro

>>135205021
>says up front that they don't to be a waifu
>wearing waifu clothes, all alone to themselves, even if it's ironic
Tsun Tsun~

>>135205183
Goin' for a drive, hell, soon as that round ended I bolted. Writing this reply from my phone.

>>135205150

That's because movement is off of the floor layer, not the wall layer.

Why are the recirculation volume pumps needed on the TEG? Never understood that.

>>135204434
if you want to go off and wait 30-40 minutes for xenobio to make 5u of DD instead of doing your job as a chemist, I guess so.
>>135204689
I will correct the spelling error.
>>135204497
>>135204486
>>135204784
People complained about xenobio being a waste of a science slot. I felt like it could do with more variety. No one is holding you at gunpoint to produce any of this shit. You can ignore the features entirely if you want. Most of the reactions like slime jelly, Capsaicin Oil and things like that are ignored completely anyway.
>>135205021
>>135205150
>>135205292
I wondered if the keyhole sweater was really in considering that I have never seen it. Then I though it would be hilarious to see the anger in the thread over it. Only one person flipping out was below my expectations. They were right. The keyhole sweater has a shit sprite. I prefer the executive suit.

>>135202278
Make it units of 10, maybe even 25 so it's actually somewhat useful for making stuff. The slime cores are hard as piss to get, make it actually rewarding. Miners will still be better but at least make this a viable alternative to mining if there are none. Science is really starved without their rare materials.
or at least make metal and glass be 50 units or so robotics is much too starved if there are no miners and it means you can't bring people back to life

>>135194237
>teleporting spiders into the bar
Explain to me how you didn't get lynched.

>>135206065
I hosted a gameshow over the radio and the first prize were spiders.
I also took the small precaution of not fucking giving out my name.

>>135205831
It's bus only

>>135205831
>People complained about xenobio being a waste of a science slot

Those people just want to make a dozen guns and go off looking for valids. The entire problem is imaginary, and the fact that you're trying to force it down our throats just to appease a handful of whiners is absurd. If they want that science slot so badly, they can find the HoP and have him make them into one.

I'm mapping some new locations for the randomized places, i'm just starting but this is really fun
Should i make the locations in certain z-levels or is it irrelevant?
Should i do it in the "randomized vault" areas? Sometimes i see them in the map
Any tips and help is welcome, i found this more fun than i thought and i would like to do it as good as i can

>>135204667
Only reason why the shitty isolationist jobs exist is so that bus can happen. So all of Sec rushes to the Science outpost/Virology for valids.

And if there's actually someone manning that department, they'll have something interesting for once. If the autists are a good sport, they'll play along with it instead of suicide succumbing.

>>135206065
>>135194237
Where did you even get the spiders?

I'm getting sick of these shitty meme races.
When will the one true meme race be added?
SPURDOS
WHEN

>All this talk of xenobio both good and bad.
Dont worry, I just save Ian and offer to help if no miners are on the station. I enjoy my own little area making slimes for pets and offering to make people into slimes if they want to. I enjoy it as is, but a few more toys never hurts.

>>135205930
Miners are already entering into denial about how xenobio will be shitting out stacks upon stacks of materials and declaring that they never want to come back to science ever again.
I think at the moment. This is fine. Metal slimes are easy to get early on and 2u of diamond can still spit out a pair of large bluespace beakers or a drill so it goes a long way. The fact that every other stack is 5u means they can be used for things without getting out of hand. As I said before this is to be a crutch for when mining isn't around or if something is heading south.

>>135206363
I am not trying to force it down anyones throats though. While I agree that there are a lot of valid hunters in science there are more things you can print from the protolathe that expands byond glass and iron. There have been a lot of shifts I have done RnD with 3 miners around where 1 goes afk, one quits his job at round start and the other uses his free hardsuit to faff around at the bar or die on the roid with his suit sensors off with no GPS. This gives the option to get silver and gold so that medbay can get their tools and shit if you really want it. No one is going to be holding you at gunpoint. No admins are going to loom over you with a ban waiting if you don't do it. These are just extra options.

>>135207245
I'm just happy that this means I won't be expected to do anything other than sit on my ass in the bar after I bring in a crate of materials and shit.

>>135207245
Fair enough, Diamonds do last a while. Maybe make it scale for minerals? Diamonds 5u, common minerals more units (gold, silver 7 or so, plasma 10?)? 50 units iron is just enough to make a single borg for a competent roboticst, so maybe 25 a slime wouldn't be too bad.

>>135207245
The other extra option is to go make a Ripley like the roboticist should have been doing and mine your own damn ore instead of taking the speshul snowflake approach.

Besides, you have access to the material synthesizer that shits out those rare minerals endlessly.

>>135207803
>science should go mining and there should be no alternatives
Alternative methods are good. This is a good addition.

>>135207686
How about give it the same sheets the material synth does? Make it produce 1 matter cart's worth per reaction, which isn't much at all.
You know, so you can make some diamond with the slime, make your material synth at the Protolathe with it, and never have to deal with Xenobio ever again.

>>135207969
Yeah, unless that method is worse than the ones they've already got. Do you even KNOW how powerful it is? A single sheet of any material, and you can shit it out for the rest of the whole round, no questions asked.

If you want to make xenobio useful, make them do new things instead of trying to muscle in on other jobs. For example, how about something where you can actually study aliens other than slimes, or use slime cores for research?

It's telling that the xenobio slut hasn't even attempted to post a PR of her work yet. She's probably hiding exactly how OP her "buff" is and doesn't want anybody to find out, I'm sure.

>>135207481
I find that is all miners do for the most part.
4 stacks of iron, 4-5 stacks of glass, 3 stacks of plasma.
a stack and a half of silver, gold, uranium
35-45 sheets of diamond.
This list will last RnD and robotics a very long time.
Normally as a miner I deliver the first lot of diamond and other rare materials quickly. Give them one more sizable load that is easy to get with a diamond drill and then leave science to do their thing. If you want to go to the bar you can. Or you can rip the roid going for a miner high score.

>>135207686
I as I said before. I have purposely kept the amount produced low. because I have taken >>135208126 into consideration. I can not stress enough. This is an alternative way to gather materials slowly as long as RnD is being done and nothing else is coming in and RnD is starved for materials for whatever reason.
>>135207803
Yes now there is going to be another option. Is it that much of a problem for you?
>>135208590
Good idea. You should go ahead and code it. I would like to see more variety in the job. I am just not skilled enough to do it myself yet.
>>135208731
Actually this is my first PR I am working on and I am talking often in the IRC trying to make sure it works. I don't really want to put it up to the git while things are still broken. I am trying to sort out a rare materials for adamantine slimes and I want to code one last thing myself they acts as food for slimes so you can quickly skip a stage of a slime's life cycle

>>135208590
>shit it out for the rest of the whole round
Play Xenobio sometime, you'll see that slimes aren't as common as you think.

>>135208731
Exactly.
Arguing in the thread is attention whoring and just making them lose face.
The only people the fatty Xenobio nerd should argue with are the ivory tower folks at Github.
I just can't wait for the DISCUSSION and BALANCE tags on the PR.

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>>135209216
>diamond drill

You're a pleb, Hanako.

D-Ds are shit. Ripley with a D-D on it is infinitely better.

>>135208731
also. I could commit it to the Git. But there is still about 3-4 things that don't work and no one wants to look at shitty unfinished code
>>135209246
Ah. So you do understand why I am trying to make sure the PR is finished as possible before submitting it.
>>135209385
I know they are. I like money printing robots as much as the next person. I am only using it as an argument

>>135209385

Infinitely better at material collection which is pointless by the time robotics gets your Ripley with a D-D on it done, sure.

Meanwhile the miner who just grabbed a D-D and went off to explore has collected his pokemon, tackled the clown roid, smashed up a few large artifacts to stick it to xenoarch nerds, and hit up all the randomspawn rooms in the asteroid.

>>135209385
> DD'S on ripleys
good luck getting phazon with the ripley nerd
at least you're getting a ton of the same materials you'll never use in the shift

>>135209562
Because you don't want to discuss a supposedly desirable feature with the people who acutally code the game?

Oh, and great job being blissfully ignorant of the slime that ALREADY PRODUCES PLASMA SHEETS.

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Yay or Nay?
Its not done yet, but it has been so fun
I thought about some simple story
Its a little mining outpost that was infected by xenos, i plan to make some paper sheets with information like a diary and stuff
Basically, it was one of the miners birthday, one of the gifts was a toy facehugger and it ended up being a real one, stuff escalated quickly and one of them fucked off in the only pod, only to never come back
The remaining crew had to kill each other and the xenos since they still got an intact jetpack
One of them was spaced with the jetpack by a miner who thought that he was the less crazy of them, then proceed to cut off the head of the miner he hated the most, before knowing that he was infected.
Shit escalated quickly and a fuel tank exploded, there are some implied suicide and stuff.
My english isn't that good so this may sound retarded, but i will try to make it as subtle as i can, and i'm still trying to balance the mobs and the loot
Those are rocks and random minerals by the way, its not that boring looking

>>135209836
>collecting pokemanz
useless
>clown roid
useless
>smashed up a few large artifacts
You're kidding, right? Ripley will fucking tear through an artifact field and not even leave behind strange rocks.
>Randomspawn rooms
Shit tier loot.

Plus, do they have 100,000+ credits at the end? No. They don't. So my cre-dick is bigger at the end of the round. :^)

>>135209216
A worthless option is even worse than a nonexistent one, because it's a ton of wasted time and effort for something that will never even be touched.

>I am trying to sort out a rare materials for adamantine slimes and I want to code one last thing myself they acts as food for slimes so you can quickly skip a stage of a slime's life cycle.

So
A. Bringing people back into the round isn't good enough for you anymore, so you want to make the most bullshit slime even more valuable.

B. You're too lazy to do the job you seem so hellbent on doing so you're coding an easy way out.

>>135210171
>Thinks a useless stat nobody looks at matters

At least the clown roid and collecting monsters can have some use for the round.

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>>135210118
fucked up the zoom

EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
I TRY TO PLAY
DEFF WINS
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>135210171

>A lot of things other people find fun.
POINTLESS.

>The thing I find fun.
OBJECTIVELY BETTER.

What the fuck happened in this round

PRAISE THE LORD TERMEDCLEPE IS BANNED

>>135210386
Remove the laser rifle and the eva suit holder and scatter the hardsuit pieces in roughly the same area

That'll be fun to find and offers decent loot, but the laser rifle is too strong for no resistance

>>135210581

And nothing of value was lost.

Currently working on some fixes to medical nanobots so they're not an instant gib at 5 units. I'll go over the details in the PR when it comes out, but until then, should I go through the trouble of spriting a bunch of different kinds of cyber horrors to accommodate all the different playable races?
I could probably even have them scream in their native language.
This PR also comes with a pretty sizable buff to horrors

>>135210581
Wew lad, 3 deadmin requests in one month

>>135210778
magic school bus bus when?

>>135210778
Yes
I'd be happy to sprite some alternate sprites too

>>135210707
was planning on putting queen and a number of eggs there, the suit holder would be empty by default i think, but if not i will do that

>>135210778
Just make it gib at 6u instead of 5.
I want my autoinjectors full to the brim of nanomachines to use like Starcraft stimpacks.
PSSSSSSSSSHawwwwwwyeah

>>135211012
SOOON probably not really but maybe someday
>>135211060
I'd love the help, thanks.
All that I ask is that they stay in the style of the original, with that kind of SOMA monster feel
You're also welcome to spruce up my original sprite, it could be a lot better
>>135211158
Currently, it DOES gib at 6 units, not 5, but that still means a full syringe from an Odysseus is a death sentence. My changes make concentrations over 5 units still dangerous, but not immediately and it absolutely does not guarantee a gib.
Like I said, I'll explain it in the PR

>>135209908
But I am talking all the time with people in the IRC on how to do things right and discussing it with whoever is on. Not to mention I have been in frequent contact with the admins over this PR discussing what should and shouldn't be made. Do you really want me to push a PR to the Git that still is unfinished?
Who ever forgot about dark purple slimes? There is a reason I didn't add a plasma sheet reaction. That was because it already existed. In fact that was the code that I used to make the reactions for the others.

>>135210230
Well you make it clear that if you aren't doing something it isn't worth putting in the game. I am not sure what that is for but okay I guess. You are allowed to have an opinion.
>Bringing people back into the round isn't good enough for you anymore.
Actually I talked this out with a few people. This was more for theme reasons. Metal slimes produce materials and adamatine slimes sit at one of the ends of the mutations. So it is more of a theme thing. Plus it gives more incentive to make adamantine slimes so there is a higher chance of golems.
Also it looks like you are jumping to conclusions. The feature I have planned is something that will simply increase the amount the slime is fed so a child slime will turn to an adult and an adult will be able to split. It is something only made to shorten the timegate.

>>135183858
What's wrong with it?
Links are there, no billions of shitty embed jokes and reasonably well spaced.

>>135210581
>mrc0urier and termedclepe2 gone
I can't wait for a new golden age. We just need forlornblade gone now and all the main shitters will be gone.

>>135211012
>it's a "they all transform into something else" episode
Th-thanks for that fetish.

>>135212005
what the fuck how did you get fetishes from that show?

>>135212213
A lot of people report getting fetishes in childhood from things that happened in TV shows
I think another example that is often quoted is Totally Spies

>>135212348
>Totally Spies

Totally Hot.

>>135211304
How about if you have gone Armstrong using combat nanobots, you are conditioned to nanobots in your system, and are immune to medbot gibbing?
But all those medbots WILL fuck with your system, since they're scouring your body for things to fight, and can't find anything but your perfectly healthy organs to attack.
So it will give you tons of toxins damage if over the safe threshold after you've Armstrong'd before. More toxins than they can heal.
So post Armstronging, you'd best stack your medbots with healing chems like antitox, tricord, etc.

>>135212213
First it became an obsession.
Then you gather other cases from other media.
Then you start feeling funny as you go through puberty.
Then you start finding stuff about it on the internet.
And suddenly you're masturbating to women being vored by penises and being transformed into cumgirls.

But thankfully that isn't me.

>>135212518
I think first there'd have to be changes to combat nanobots to make them worth using in the first place.
Plus, it's not so much that you need to get accustomed to nanobots, it's that if you have too many of them, they start incorporating each other into your body when they heal you, so you start becoming more "wrong".
If you're too "wrong", they nanobots take over and decide that they don't need this fleshy meat shit to make a complete person.
That's my explanation for the whole process at least

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>>135210581
I hate him but I just checked the log and apparently he hadn't done anything wrong that round? Then nuklear just links a closed ban appeal from him that had been approved and he got perma'd with a quote from it, what?

>>135213010
Pretty sure he basically just got Rule0'd. Like, actual rule0, since only headmins can do that.

>>135213278
Huh.
I guess that in the end his shitposting about being hunted down by admins for making those deadmin requests wasn't so paranoid after all.

How about now?
I think the suit would be better to leave as the queen loot

>>135183785
Time to forcibly abduct the CMO and bring him to the mining outpost, force him to wear an helmet.

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>>135213682
I always fuck up these

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>>135182647
>A person who acts maliciously such as the way he acted to get his permaban will always return to that behavior at some point.

What kind of shitty reason is that?
My god these admins on here powertrip more than on /tg/.
"LOL I DONT LIKE YOU PLS GO" is no reason to ban someone

>>135213870

remove the xenos, facehugger, adv magboots, syndie suit, fireaxe, larva, and eggs.

>>135211060
Hey, if you already have me on Steam, just message me if you want to help me out.
If you don't, it's Lizzie the Snapping Turtle

>>135213962
The only person who likes termed is termed

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>>135213962
Nuklear is a fucking faggot who literally wants to turn /vg/ into baystation lite with his new "RP-enforcing rules"

We're going down a very dangerous path here.

I wish pomf were around to dethrone that faggot already

>>135213962
Go back to /tg/ then

>>135213962
>>135213010
>>135213278
>>135213436
Fuck off Termed. This is what you get for defending Sarca and attacking us. Don't fuck with our social club you little punk. We can do whatever the fuck we want.

>>135214145
whatever you retarded nigger

>>135213969
What loot and mobs should i use then?

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>>135214147
Go back to Baystation then you faggot.
Last time I checked the server was light-RP, not heavy "enforced RP"
If you want a fucking baystation-tier server, you put it in the rules, you dont just ban people for made up rules you made in your head.
I'm talking about Nuklear specifically

>>135214309
no mobs, they'll fly off into the station which is the problem

for loot, have a diamond drill since it's a mining place, maybe a few RIPLEY parts

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>>135182647
I do love how the administration here attempts to demonize anyone that disagrees with them as "shitters" in order to have an excuse to disregard any complaints or valid opinions they might have.
Lovely.

Why even have a complaint forum in the first place if you're not going to be impartial about it?

>>135211318
Yes, because it can be discussed there too for longer periods of time and with more civility than you can expect on the thread itself.

>theme reasons
Well what do you know, adamantine is already a metal, albeit one only used for coins. Time to get to work making it useful then.

>>135214369
You're a a paranoid scaremonger who would be better off in NoX, and Termed was always a shitter. What are we, short on shitters?

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>>135214685

case in point: >>135214725

>>135214685
>>135214896
Have you ever considered the possibility that it's because they ARE shitters? If you played with them for more than two seconds, you'd be begging the badmins to get rid of them.

>>135214685
You don't think it's weird that those poor oppressed players also tend to be the ones to shit up the thread massively, powergame like their life depends on it, and then whine in the thread, the forum and OOC if things don't go their way ?

Nah, must be a conspiracy against them.

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>>135215464
>>135215202
Please, tell me what's so bad about Termedclepe.

The funny thing is, you dont defend him now, but when you get banned for a similar reason as he did you'll be crying the blues.

>permabanned faggot gets permabanned
>he samefags about OMG WHY'D HE GET BANNED HE WAS A GUD BOI THE ADMINS HERE SUCK
>spends months shitposting while permabanned
>shits up the thread even more and more since he can take potshots at everyone without repercussion
Every. Fucking. Time. They ALL do this shit. Not going to namedrop, that will just fuel their shitposts.
The shitters are the ones that bitch the most.
You know, instead of moving on with their lives, accepting they've done goofed, and taking their ban as a long break time for personal growth.
They never realize that through their permaban, they are finally free men. Not spess men. Free men.
Unlike the rest of us.

>>135215694
I'm not clepe, friendo
I just dont want this to become a dangerous precedent where it's ok to ban someone just because you personally don't like them.

>>135215852
>you

Try "everyone", fucknuts. Don't be an asshole, and you won't get banned like one too. Is that so hard?

>>135216157
if that's the case then dragonbro should also get de-adminned.
he's been a cunt personally to me too and MANY other people.

What was Termedclepe's staticnames?
I want to know if I really did hate him.

>>135216306

He mostly random named to dodge metagrudging, then got upset about metagrudging when it turned out people usually disliked him based on nothing but his shitter personality.

>>135216305
Boo hoo hoo. Go and make a deadmin request, and have something to back it up with for a change instead of the typical bitching.

>>135216305
Dragonbro did get deadmined

http://ss13.moe/index.php/admins

>>135215852
Hey retard, where were you when I was banned? Fuck you. Of course you're Clepe. Do you think there's anyone here in this thread that doesn't suck admin cock that isn't him, me, and 2HotDogs? Of course not.

>>135216897
Who are you, sarcalogo?

I wasnt even on vg when you were still around

>>135216743
nooooo!

>come back form nap
>samefag rages about how the admins are powerhungry maniacal etcetc
I love how you can tell, just from that, that someone was banned. Into the trash it goes.

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>>135217017
>crying over that fucking faggot

>>135216491
this, dude exploited a bug on me and I ahelped to ask if it was a bug or not after termed insisted it was, turns out it wasn't and the guy goes ballistic accusing me of having a metagrudge on him when I had started playing very recently.

>>135217424
er wow, my brain, he insisted it wasn't, found out later it was.

>>135216984
Yes.
>>135217424
It's not a bug, it's been in old /tg/ code for years. It was changed on /tg/ but never on /vg/. You yourself said you were new and have no clue what you're talking about.

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Just make another server if you don't like the current administration. They're not going to listen to you or back down and neither are the yesmen.

>>135217424
>>135216491
>accusing others of meta shit and bug abuse out of paranoia
>he's probably just projecting his own metagrudging, metacomms, and bug exploiting

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>>135218223
You know what? Fuck you, I did it.
Everyone, get in here. Let's finally break off from /vg/ and rise up with decent administration.
byond://valternate.servegame.com:2303
byond://valternate.servegame.com:2303
byond://valternate.servegame.com:2303

>>135218995
Oh fuck. The war of the servers, here we go.

>>135218995

i've been tricked

>>135218995
Taking bets on how long this will last
Three days, anyone?

>>135218995
Running latest /vg/ code too, nice
you cunt

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>>135218995
Good.

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>>135218995

>>135218995
SERVER WAR 2.0 KICKING UP NOW

>>135218995
And just who are you, faggot?
Because there's like a 9 out of 10 chance you're a buttmad faggot who's even worse than the current administration.

>>135218995
I added this to my favorites in case pomf goes postal

>>135218995
Cow rpg?

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>>135218995
Oh boy.
It's like this totally has never happened before
You really are being such a revolutionary iconoclast that will be the hero SS13 needs to tear it all down and start over and make the server great again.
I hope you call your shit VGstation to spite /vg/station for shits and giggles.
You are going to love when you get swamped by all of the shitters, from all the servers.
We'll see which lasts longer, your server stability, or your sanity as an Admin with nobody to trust.
Unless you bring in your metabuddies as Admins, that is. Then it becomes a circlejerk no better than now.
Either way, see you in a week.

>>135219173
>>135219415
>>135219736
>>135219740
>>135220038

all of you should suicide succumb irl

>>135218995
It's actually RE Online wowee get in here

MEANWHILE

ON HIPPIE

http://www.hippiestation.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3579

>>135220164
>byond://valternate.servegame.com:2303
I thought about including a line saying something about "Assuming this is real" but decided that would be too condescending
But I made a fool of myself by not

>>135220164
Why, faggot?
Tell us what makes you're going to do that's different than previous new servers?
Hell, what are you going to do different that the current server?

Because if you're really playing just because it's a different server and nothing else, you're a buttmad faggot who got banned for a good reason.

Nice vore station.

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>>135220452

you are one dumb motherfucker

kys immediately

>>135220452
Try connecting. All will be made clear.

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>>135220290
holy B^U
got a short version or can I just chalk this up as an autistic rage festival

>>135220180
Tell me when it's Final Fantasy Legacy, and we'll talk.

>>135220606
In my defense, why would I ever try connecting.

Also, you can't deny retards in here would be buttmad enough to do it

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>>135220724

>In my defense, why would I ever try connecting.

to verify the fucking info and see who the host is lmao

>>135220628
tl;dr
>BAWWWWWW THIS FAGGOT POWERGAMES ITEMS ERPS WITH THE ADMINS AND GUESSES ROUND TYPES FASTER THAN I CAN AND BRAGS ABOUT ROBUSTNESS IN OOC I'M JEALOUS BAN HE
>everyone responds to his spergfest with "lol ur mad git gud faget"
both sides are cancer

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>>135220878

>>135220878
Or I could sit here and shout at him to humiliate himself instead.

>>135221101
thought as much

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>>135221135
Sounds like you were the one who bought a one way ticket to trickery town in the end

pls read my ban appeal I have the need to yell POTENT HAMS on a borg again

>>135221302
I'll admit, you rused me hard, anon.
I stand by my actions regardless.

>>135184513
:V

>>135184513
YOGA PANTS WHEN?

>>135220180

I've been tricked. I remember playing that like 6 years 6-7 years ago. Man those RE games were fun before they became grindy as shit just to get decent weapons

>>135221427
Also does anyone else feel shitty using :3 and :5 to speak languages. Whenever I need to call out a cunt in gutter I feel like a faggot with my :3 meme faces

>>135222115
:u

>>135222115
That's why you speak Tradeband, gutter nigger.

>>135222223

:v

>>135187037
>not tossing her into a pit of borers to be filled full of hyperzine bug cock

>>135222252
Dick off you french fuck, go sip some tea without using your pinky to grab the handle

>be wagecuck
>open up the thread to the sight of maximum crying about badmins
>three babies start crying in the store once I see names like sarca, termed, and c0urier
>smug smile and attempt to keep my sides intact

>tfw no extra-terrestrial bro to play video games with

>>135222252
>tradeband

You're a fucking stuck up ponce. Tradeband is the language of someone who works for a living.

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>>135222307

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>>135222605
Go get raped by the Voxican cartel and have your organs chopped out and sold to the highest bidder, Gutter nigger.
Pic related, it's how I imagine you when I hear you screaming that cheese grater to my ears over comms, Gutter trash.

>>135223019
you ever seen fate/stay zero?
remember the bug pit they toss lolisakura into?
that is how borers work

>>135220671
Fuck. Can we get Pomf to host a FFL server? That'd be so much better than ss13. Especially if we can put that shit up on a github and start making our own content for it.

>>135222307
I wanna fuck her myself, though. I don't like creepy shit fucking my women.

>>135223482
Chump.

>>135223596
Fuck off, SHiggy. Just because you like getting cucked doesn't mean other people do.

>>135223445
I think I still have the leaked source code from way back when somebody leaked it in like '07

To my old Dell to find a .zip file that may or may not exist!

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Jesus christ how do I fix this
I never paid attention to how to fix it and now I'm in a jam

>>135223904
Damn that's old. But that's pretty cool!

>>135210118
>>135210386
not a fan of the fire axe being there

>>135221427
don't :V at me

>>135224061
pls respond

>You will never be turned into a boi bird with a big bird bubble butt and get fucked senseless by Security

>>135224793
Ew, birbs are not sexy.

>you will never have a big strong husbando take you in his arms
>you will never be laid down on the bed by your husbando and fucked senseless

>>135224793
>A bootyborg will never give you a buttjob

>>135223882
I am Shiggy and what is this
I don't like anything but my dick in my women tbqh

>>135225471
Too bad you'll never /me puts penis in vagoo with Julia. :^)

>>135225178
Why can't SS13 be real?
Why can't I be a cute catbeast?
Why can't I have a handsome, strong husbando?

>>135225809
>catbeast
>cute

Catbeasts are smelly, disease ridden beasts. Thoughts like this are why you can't have a handsome, strong husbando. Nobody wants a catbeast sympathizer.

>>135224759
>>135224061
Right click the top of the screen
Go to Client in the drop down menu
Go to Preferences
Check (or uncheck) use hardware blah blah.
Thank Lummox or Satan or whoever is responsible for this shit.