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>>134995424

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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THREAD TOPIC: How do we fix Ling?
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second for #fatlivesmatter
FAT SPACE SUITS ARE NECESSARY FOR SPACE SURVIVAL
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remove vox
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update the god damn test serb in the OP you faggot

byond://ss13.moe:1337
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VOX LIVES MATTER
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>>135103604
Sorry, I just used the OP pastebin, I don't know who mantains it
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>>135103618
they don't
remove vox
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>>135103618
I like the artstyle
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REMINDER THAT DROPPING A BANANA PEEL IS 8 MINUTES ACCORDING TO SPACE LAW
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>>135103618
>>135103298
When you see a bird, go and kill that turf.
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reminder that the age of waifus is over

>shiggy is banned and going nuts
>his protege is turning into omega
>all shiggys sluts are leaving him
>there's no more waifus coming out of the woodwork
>soon there will be no more waifus and RP, only validz and extended
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>>135104384
Reminder that I am only moderately crazy and Sergei is not my protege
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>>135103716
>>135104252
Birds are cute
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Vox hate is one of the things I enjoy the most about this game
t. vox player
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sakebones
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remove waifu
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>>135104568
you took him and made him into a waifu tho
you taught him how to be a waifufag
you made him what he is today shiggy

don't you feel remorse for unleashing such an autist onto the server when you could have left well enough alone and not had any of this happen?
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>>135105217
I certainly do
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>>135104623
they're flying rats
>>135104828
go back to secondlife
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>2016
>Still no robot people
Oy vey goyim, you must really like those furry meme races
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Is there anyone who's gone that you miss?

I miss Robert Greymont
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>>135105965
>cyborgs have been in the game before any other meme races
>cyborgs have human brains
???
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>>135105617
I have never been to secondlfe
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>>135106026
Borgs are people robots
I'm talking about robot people
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>>135106272
Oh okay that makes sense
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>>135105965
I WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT

I'm so fucked up.
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>>135106410
Try being so fucked up that your fetishes don't even involve fucking
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>>135104828
>Russian
>not Mexican
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>>135105965
REPLOIDS WHEN?
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>>135106645
But I do have one of those. Discussed last thread, even
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>>135106960
I spoke in plural, deadpoo
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>>135106645
Get on my level faggot
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>>135107249
that's not even a fetish, that's just every fiber of your evolutionary line crying out in unison how much of a failure you are
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>>135107402
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>>135107402
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Best hair
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>>135108213
>>135108026
>>135107402
>needing human contact

EL EM AY OH
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>meanwhile in hippie

please stay there faggot
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>Every time I try to move anywhere my game would stutter and teleport me 20 squares wherever.

Holy shit internet get yourself together. This isn't a god damn ping heavy game like moba shit.
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>>135106645
>>135106960
>>135107015
Am I the only person without any known fetishes?
Then again, I'm asexual and have no sex drive at all. 26 years old, and nothing.
The whole entirety of porn at my fingertips thanks to the internet is something I choose not to explore. And I'm on 4chan of all places, and never check the biggest part of the site.
I might have a few fetishes, but I don't feel like discovering porn for the first time like I should have done when I was 12. I'll feel 14 years behind the game if I do.
As far as I am concerned, I have a great anti-lewd shield and outright ignore anything sexual.
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>>135109250
On one hand, you have brain problems
On the other hand, you won the brain problems lottery
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>3 units
Fuck you Rail
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>Assistant says Rinmaru flashed her
>eh its a roboticist they have flashes, she says she didn't
>it'd be aaaaaawfully powergamey to just instinctively cuff implant a guy for flashing someone
>split the difference and follow them
>they're stuck doing RnD instead of flashing people
>they leave for one second to go to the bar
>I'm there
>ask what they're doing out of their department and they turn around
>implanted a few minutes later and went brainded
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>>135109732
I didn't catch that conversation, what's 3 units?
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>>135102291
Apologies for a late reply I am in class while trying to get this dmr to work as well.
I almost like the idea of slimes producing things over time. I would like to try and look into something that makes slimes spit something out over time. The issue is making it balanced.
I think if iron slimes were to drop diamonds would be poorly balanced as they are only a tier 2 slime. Maybe adamant slimes were to do it, it would be a solid late game payoff and would be more thematic going by a color thing.
Expanding on the previous thought I do like it though. At the moment I am trying to push the idea of all slimes being useful and having to manage your cells to decide on what product you want to be producing. So slimes making a product over time ties in well with this along with the idea of trying to decide if you want to cull it or keep it around.
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tfw banned for metagaming but not actually metagaming

byond: yesman123

pls look into it admin
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>>135109863

The pills that round were 3 units each. Absolute madman.
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>>135109908
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=16&sid=22592d503682d5e2f9e031a69373f199

Appeal forum is here.
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If you don't pick a mime name quick enough it gives you your normal name for some reason.
Guess I should be more imaginative and not wait 3 minutes before putting my name in.
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>>135109104
he's here to hunt driggers.

post GOOD LUCK SAWBONES and good luck will come to you!
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>>135109846
>braindead
I went braindead because I had to go, man. Why I hid in the locker in the first place - figured I was going to come back at some point, but didn't manage to.
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>>135109681
Is sexual desire really that awful of a tie that binds us?
Glad I don't have that, then.
Guess I'm a truly free man.
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>>135110160
Adminhelp it, we're happy to help.
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>>135110261
please make him admin there so he can stay, he's perfect for hippie
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>>135110413
>he's perfect for hippie
i completely agree but he has a place on /vg/ too.
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>>135110324
oh well thats better.
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>>135110393
I didn't mind as much, but a Mime going around as Mike Hatsoon was a bit odd.
Will adminhelp if I fuck up again though, thanks.
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>>135110590
No you don't sawbones
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>>135110675
i'm not sawmemes i'm another unbanned shitter.
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>>135110590
Yeah, a place in the ban list.
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>>135110413
Yeah he doesn't just sit on his ass all day waiting for a ling to sting him or the ramen fucker to cum all over his department's floor. What a douche ban him
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>morena is actually kinda cute IC

i will cuck you shiggy

then you will have zero (0) waifus
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>>135110036
How do you even appeal stuff like this?

Its basically just "You were metagaming" "I wasn't metagaming"
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I had an ss13 dream
>Regular top down view
>In some sort of room, reinforced windows, other side is space
>A drone from FTL breaks into my room and starts setting a bunch of fires
>Now my view switches to first person and a cyborg rushes into my room
>He's holding something, sorta looks like a gun but at first I think he's trying put out the fires
>He starts another fire
>I push him out the window, but now there's a street outside instead of space

What does this mean?
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>>135111141
Stop posting shit about yourself, this isn't your hugbox or support group. Just play the game and bitch about other players, end of.
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what's the best OS to have a dedicated host on?
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>>135111246
Why are you so angry?
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>>135111246
hey man r u ok
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>>135111246
u okay buddy?
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>>135111353
got robusted by sawbies
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>>135111350
i've heard linux has issues
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>>135111350
Linux
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>>135111094
Punished Shiggy should use his exile to make Waifu Base and kidnap players to force them to train to be the ultimate waifus and husbandos and deploy them to the station.
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>>135109885
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111843
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111653
>>135111695
Elaborate m9

Which?
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>just lost my aimbot
time to cri
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>>135111936
CentOS
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>>135111843
>>135111912
How the fuck did this happen? 4chan x please.
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>>135111912
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111941
Aim bot for SS13? Really?
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>>135111105
He's got a point.
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>>135112069
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135112230
>>135112069
>>135111912
>>135111843
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>>135111989
How'd you know?
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>>135112230
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135112364
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111941
is this somekind of weird bait?
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>been following every single general since 2 months
>reading like it is the fucking newspaper every morning

I dont even post send help
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>>135112498
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135112139
>Really?
When it comes to badly updating client side movement and retarded shit, yes.
The fun of being able to stun every single fucker in a room and having timers on stuns is 10/10.
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Is this the birth of an epic new meme
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>>135112639
ur fuq'd kiddo

>>135112739
Yes, go forth and copypasta it up until 1/2 of the thread is just that
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>>135112653
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111105
Basically you say "I wasn't metagaming" and the admins present their evidence that you were, and you say nu uh its all a coincidence and then the headmin decides.
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>>135112794
I miss the "I like you deity and I like your work but you need to stop stop STOP" meme
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>>135112639
And how this is bad? its just little weird.
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>>135112812
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Test Sasha's fat futa cock with my adamant bird butt
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>>135112230
Test the slimes with adamant slimes will work and set the slimes for orange slimes to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 slimes (can probably slime it so sliming it can be a bit more of a slime with sliming your slimes). And for slime stuff where slimes can't slime slimes 12 slimes in, you can slime it to where the orange slime will slime out 1 orange slime in a slime of a slime or less, but not slime enough to make orange slimes slimes. Slimes, if you're concerned about them getting the slimes too early, make it give orange slimes and that they'll need to transport those orange slimes to the slime slimes to have it slimed, making them at least slimy. Though, the absent of slimes, maybe have slimes be able to slime into making a slimy slime that can be slimed around? I haven't looked into the slime for the slimes yet so I'm not sure how it'll slime but I'll get to slimes soon once I start slimederstanding how to slimes.

Slimehaps sliming slimes, say, 25u of slime slimes. Slimefferent slimes slime out slimefferent slimes slime to slime slimething sliming aslime.
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>>135112964
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135111989
>>135111936
>>135111350
Why CentOS?

Anyone got a good answer?
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>>135113097
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
>>
>>135113183
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135112639
>Been here since 2011
You're done for kiddo.
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>>135113343
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Well it looks like you ruined the thread. Not only that but you revealed to me you do not know much about the department or how it should be balanced. I have taken the initial idea into consideration. But I think for your own shame you should stop posting for the day, this must be frightfully embarrassing for you. Is your face hot? Do you feel a nervous prickle down your neck as you look at the thread to see everyone mocking you?
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>>135113343
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Well it looks like you ruined the thread. Not only that but you revealed to me you do not know much about the department or how it should be balanced. I have taken the initial idea into consideration. But I think for your own shame you should stop posting for the day, this must be frightfully embarrassing for you. Is your face hot? Do you feel a nervous prickle down your neck as you look at the thread to see everyone mocking you?
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>>135113672
Not really. I'm laughing my sides off to this and helps me learn not to go throwing things around.
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>>135113672
>you will never have Hanako rub your own embarrassment in your face
Fuck everything.
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>>135113730
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Test the niggers with adamant chicken will work and set the spawn for diamond kool aid to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange soda will shit out 1 diamond kool aid in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make welfare checks useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the kool aids too early, make it give raw powder and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the grocery store to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a powder processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding chickens, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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What the fuck is this shitposting even about
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>>135112639
Test butt waters butt adamant butt will butt and butt the butt for butta alloys butt 1 butt 2 butt you butt in butt 15~butt seconds (butt probably butt it butt farming butt can butt a butt more butt a butt with butt managing butt clicks). butt for butt term butt where butt can't butt diamond butt minutes butt, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114142
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135113656
>LAUGH
>mfw if his code phrase was "AND GROW FAT"
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am I dead yet
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>>135114142
its more like just sageless wipe than shitposting
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>>135114269
yes and this is hell
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>>135114349
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114142
Xenobio autism.
Truly, the most autistic science.
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>>135114269
if only
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>>135114425
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114431
What server is that?
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>>135114556
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114714
do you want to be reported?
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>>135114836
Announcing reports is against the rules.
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>>135114836
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114836
t. hates memes

I just counted and its only been posted 19 times.
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>le sneaky snake accessories lets you go underneath plastic flaps
BROKEN
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>>135114425
and here i thought xenoarch was autism supreme
hanako really takes the cake for the station's mightiest autist.
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>>135115002
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135114895
this is not byond, banevading here is really easy
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>>135115068
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135115219
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135115147
so what fucking good will your report do in the first place
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>>135115243
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135115386
>Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.
>
>Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135115002
This wasn't Hanako though. This was clearly some autist that wants her attention by talking about shit he doesn't know about. Hanako is bad but whoever this fuck is, he is the autist to rise above the station.
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This is the worst meme in quite some time.
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NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IN RESPONSE TO
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>>135115685
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Congratulations, this is significantly worse than normal shitposting

Everyone is getting banned
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>>135115604
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>the janny can't handle the xenobio shitposting
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>>135115685
Someone accidentally double posted a response in feedback to a xenobio coding project.

At least it isn't waifu posting.
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>>135111094
In approximately five (5) hours I'm going to dump the rest of my waifu stock on the market with a high probability. I'm spent.
Joke's on you my man, the way she talks on Steam makes me really doubtful of your chances
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>[Common] Francisco Fischer says, "THIS IS THE FURRY FREEDOM FORCE! HIPPY STATION HAS LONG BEEN ONE OF THE MOST ANTI-FURRY SERVERS IN THE SS13 COMMUNITY. LIGGER AND OTHER ANTI-FURRY SLURS ARE OPENLY EMBRACED BY THE HIPPY COMMUNITY. IN ADDITION, TAJARANS ARE VALID KILLS DESPITE THEIR VALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY! WE DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND IF YOU REFUSE TO DO SO WE WILL KEEP DOING THIS TO YOU. COOPERATE WITH US OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. CONTACT PHILPURR ON REDDIT WHEN YOU ARE READY TO NEGOTIATE."
>server crashes
lamo
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pomf,
when?
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>>135115604
It's me, and I just wanted to help by throwing out some ideas that could go in there. I've only been playing for a month in and have only done each job a few times and wanted to at least contribute a bit since vg station has helped me learn the game and wanted to give back. I kind of regret it, but at the same time this is pretty funny.
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>>135116082
>those guys are still around
nice.
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what are you nignogs doing
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>>135115313
but i did not report him
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>>135116174
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, Hanako.
Welcome to Hell.
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>>135116718
>he did this manually
Wow
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>>135116785
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>you will never smell a Vox's boots after a long shift
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>>135116718
No problem friendo. 4chanx fizzled out and it's entirely my fault. I'm just being punished for it.
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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>135116785
>Velard meme
way too out of date
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ready up for fun
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At least it's better than waifuposting
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>>135112639
This thread right now must be the weirdest newspaper.
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>>135117163
it's a copypasta from a waifu.

Close enough to waifuposting for my tastes.
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>>135117337
Oh no, that means every single post I've made is now retroactively voxposting!
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>>135117821
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135117821
WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME POTENT HAM ASAP
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>>135113183
It's just what I use. Ubuntu is another good alternative.
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>>135117986
Horrible.
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>>135117986
He-пpa-виль-нo!

Boт и вcё. Meня дoeбaл этoт пpикoл пpo "oдин лиcт aлмaзoв зa минyтy или мeньшe", мeня дoeбaл этoт мeмac. Aлмaзы вышe этoгo, пpичём вo мнoгo paз.
Я знaю, o чём гoвopю. Я зaкaзaл пoдлинный лиcт aлмaзoв (diamond sheet makes no sense in Russian though) в мecтнoй плaвильнoй зa 40000 кpeдитoв (пpимepнo 40 тыcяч кpeдитoв) и нaд ним paбoтaли в тeчeниe пoчти 7 лeт.

Holy fuck GTranslate Russian to Russian translation is hard and I'm gonna call it a day
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MOOOOOOOOOODS
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OP here, I tried to delete the whole thread and it wouldn't let me.
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>>135118553
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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Just use the filter guys it's not that hard
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>>135118553
Yeah well it's too fucking late
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What the fuck happened here?
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>>135118401
Hopмac, мeня ycтpaивaeт. Пpoдoлжaй в тoм жe дyхe.
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what the fuck is going on
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ShiggyPiggy?
Why the fuck are you still here? It's been 3 god damned years. Do you even have a job or do you just play freeware games all fucking day?
I guess corruption of champions is all you can run when you can't afford more than a toaster with a screen, you fucking manlet.
I shiggydiggy being ShiggyPiggy, hell I'd rather be NigglyWiggly. This isn't a personal attack, but a movement of help, even though honestly you disgust me to the point of making me gag.
I'm sitting here typing up what we're all thinking, and you will just spout more memes ignoring any point anyone ever tries to convey to you. Why bother?
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>>135119218
shitposting of the highest caliber
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>>135116640
But it isn't me. Surely you must be able to tell by the fact that this isn't me going by how this person is just throwing out random words around a concept while saying he doesn't know how to do RnD when I am one of 10 people that actually do RnD. I am stuck in the middle of class right now smiling knowing that this kid is hiding his shame after ruining a whole thread after only being here for a week.

Here is a shitty base render for something I am working on
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>furry freedom force attacking hippie
wew
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>>135119461
they are attacking Colonial marines too
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lel le ebin false flag may may raid
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>>135119461
>>135119571
There any posts anywhere of them saying why they're doing it? I feel like it's probably a funny read.
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First room I've made.
Only one customer.
Somehow everyone else was busy dying horribly.
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>escape fills with plasma
>ERT and borg start firing lasers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TZ3MSa0Yzo
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>>135119571
but why
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For the record I was regenerating at sanic speeds because I ate fuckton of kelotane and kept spamming rapid regen ability as horror.
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IM THE FRIGGEN SAWBONES
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>>135119824
Because there are no furry meme races and the only aliens are antagonists
Even though it's alien
Y'know, the movie starring only humans
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>Centicom destroyed the wall

Nanotrasen confirmed for Bernie supporters,
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>>135119891
Translating:

I'M DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION
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>>135119824
>>135119781
>>135119941
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>>135120093
It's literally shitposting
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>>135119317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE

Time to read the thread.
You deserve shitposts of the highest caliber.
Want to discuss Asimov?
Come test the w
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>>135120003
>le ebin trump gimmick
The only worse gimmick is nigger gimmicks
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This was scary.

lmao2hime
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ShiggyPiggy?
Why the fuck are you still here? It's been 3 god damned years. Do you even have a job or do you just play freeware games all fucking day?
I guess corruption of champions is all you can run when you can't afford more than a toaster with a screen, you fucking manlet.
I shiggydiggy being ShiggyPiggy, hell I'd rather be NigglyWiggly. This isn't a personal attack, but a movement of help, even though honestly you disgust me to the point of making me gag.
I'm sitting here typing up what we're all thinking, and you will just spout more memes ignoring any point anyone ever tries to convey to you. Why bother?
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send help
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>>135120736
>probe1 perpetuating the shitposting
come the fuck on
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
>>
"Ah, a delicious day of events and adminbus," said Eliminator, as he rolled back in his chair. Looking in the corner of his bright screen in the dark room, he noticed it was getting late.
"Oops, I forgot to do the laundry today... I guess there's still time." He exited Byond and went to his room. He looked upon the full laundry hamper. "Crap, I'm not going to be able to wear my Drungi shirt tomorrow if I don't hurry up."
He picked up the basket and hurried over to his laundry room. He began to load the dirty clothes into the washing machine. While retracting his hand, he accidentally brushed against the machine's rim.

A feeling suddenly overtook him. A flush slowly came to his cheeks. Flustered, he finished loading the clothes, causing the cylinder to move a little under the new weight. Reluctantly, he closed the door and began to adjust the settings.
The machine gave cute little pings as he selected "Heavy Load", "Hot", and "Liquid Detergent". His fingers lingered slightly on the buttons after each push. Finally, with a quivering finger, he pushed the "Start" button.

The machine immediately sprung into action, soaking his clothes in hot water and beginning to spin and rumble. Elim's pants began to grow a little tighter as his cock hardened beneath them. "I-it's just a machine," he assured himself, "m-maybe the guys are doing Movie Night now."
He went back to his computer and started to type a design document for a new adminbus, but he couldn't make the words come out. He was distracted by the rumbling machine in his laundry room. He stammered, "I-I should go check on the machine. Make sure the... load is sitting well."
>>
>>135120781
>>135114431
>>135120736
Please note the differences and lighten up.
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>>135120996
how is that not perpetuating the shitposting, even with a few words changed?
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>>135120967

As he came into the laundry room, the sight of the box, sitting there, rumbling and vibrating made him lose all control. He began to hurriedly unzip his pants and bring out his hard cock. With weak breath he sighed, "You can be my Drungi tonight."
He began to rub his hard dick on the machine, all over the buttons, feeling the tremors caress his pole. He slowly thrusted the machine with small hip movements, barely able to contain his lust. Suddenly, he got an idea. He finished removing his boxers and turned his ass to the machine.
He nestled a corner of the vibrant machine into his tight, virginal anus and began to rub. His and the machine's movements caused the corner to slip deeper and deeper inside, stimulating his anal ring and prostate within. He began to move in earnest, spearing himself as deeply as he could on the corner.

The machine's spin cycle accelerated, causing more movement which began to push the beloved prayermin to his peak. He began to moan and gibber, occasionally mumbling "Drungi", as his prostate began to swell. When he could finally take no more, he wrenched the door open and let his seed fly, pearly ropes falling all over his wet clothes.
A little got on his favorite Drungi shirt. Immensely satisfied, he gently fingered his ass and said "Well, guess I'll need to redo this load."
>>
>>135120781
THIS IS THE FURRY FREEDOM FORCE! WE DEMAND THAT YOU MAKE THIS SERVER MORE ACCESSIBLE FOR FURRIES. CURRENTLY THIS IS A HUMANS/XENO ONLY STATION WITCH IS INEXUSCUABLE! THERE ARE MANY FURRY PLAYERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY ON YOUR SERVER BUT FEEL UNWELCOME BECAUSE ONLY HUMANS ARE ALLOWED! UNTIL YOU MAKE ACCOMODATIONS FOR US I'M AFRAID WE CANT LET THIS BLATANT ANTI-FURRY DISCRIMIANTION GO ON! CONTACT PHILPURR ON REDDIT WHEN YOU'RE READY TO MAKE THE WORLD A FRIENDLY, FURRIER PLACE!
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>>135120832
we already have that mode
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THIS IS THE FURRY FREEDOM FORCE! WE DEMAND THAT YOU MAKE THIS SERVER MORE ACCESSIBLE FOR FURRIES. CURRENTLY THIS IS A HUMANS/VOX/PLASMAMAN/GRAY/DIONA/SLIME ONLY STATION WITCH IS INEXUSCUABLE! THERE ARE MANY FURRY PLAYERS WHO WOULD LIKE TO PLAY ON YOUR SERVER BUT FEEL UNWELCOME BECAUSE ONLY ALIENS AND HUMANS ARE ALLOWED! UNTIL YOU MAKE ACCOMODATIONS FOR US I'M AFRAID WE CANT LET THIS BLATANT ANTI-FURRY DISCRIMIANTION GO ON! CONTACT PHILPURR ON REDDIT WHEN YOU'RE READY TO MAKE THE WORLD A FRIENDLY, FURRIER PLACE!
>>
OOC: NigglyWiggly: This is the Furry Freedom Force

niggly confirmed furfag
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>135121093
>perpetuating the shitposting
Its already over anon, except for in the thread and lets fucking face it: The waifuposting has totally disappeared. Do you think that's a coincidence?

It's going to be shitposting here one way or another. I like being active in the thread and explaining things when people have questions. But ultimately its the thread and we have zero control over it. Look in game right now. We had a laugh and it got posted for 30 seconds, then we toggled ooc and I was just too late, but it stopped there.

Meanwhile here we have zero control. So don't stress about it.
>>
"Ah, a delicious day of events and adminbus," said Eliminator, as he rolled back in his chair. Looking in the corner of his bright screen in the dark room, he noticed it was getting late.
"Oops, I forgot to do the laundry today... I guess there's still time." He exited Byond and went to his room. He looked upon the full laundry hamper. "Crap, I'm not going to be able to wear my Drungi shirt tomorrow if I don't hurry up."
He picked up the basket and hurried over to his laundry room. He began to load the dirty clothes into the washing machine. While retracting his hand, he accidentally brushed against the machine's rim.

A feeling suddenly overtook him. A flush slowly came to his cheeks. Flustered, he finished loading the clothes, causing the cylinder to move a little under the new weight. Reluctantly, he closed the door and began to adjust the settings.
The machine gave cute little pings as he selected "Heavy Load", "Hot", and "Liquid Detergent". His fingers lingered slightly on the buttons after each push. Finally, with a quivering finger, he pushed the "Start" button.

The machine immediately sprung into action, soaking his clothes in hot water and beginning to spin and rumble. Elim's pants began to grow a little tighter as his cock hardened beneath them. "I-it's just a machine," he assured himself, "m-maybe the guys are doing Movie Night now."
He went back to his computer and started to type a design document for a new adminbus, but he couldn't make the words come out. He was distracted by the rumbling machine in his laundry room. He stammered, "I-I should go check on the machine. Make sure the... load is sitting well."
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>>135121097
I WILL LET YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS:
WHICH IS BETTER
ITTY BITTY KITTY TITTIES
OR BIG FAT CAT TATS
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>>135121414
miller hih life
>>
>>135121507

As he came into the laundry room, the sight of the box, sitting there, rumbling and vibrating made him lose all control. He began to hurriedly unzip his pants and bring out his hard cock. With weak breath he sighed, "You can be my Drungi tonight."
He began to rub his hard dick on the machine, all over the buttons, feeling the tremors caress his pole. He slowly thrusted the machine with small hip movements, barely able to contain his lust. Suddenly, he got an idea. He finished removing his boxers and turned his ass to the machine.
He nestled a corner of the vibrant machine into his tight, virginal anus and began to rub. His and the machine's movements caused the corner to slip deeper and deeper inside, stimulating his anal ring and prostate within. He began to move in earnest, spearing himself as deeply as he could on the corner.

The machine's spin cycle accelerated, causing more movement which began to push the beloved prayermin to his peak. He began to moan and gibber, occasionally mumbling "Drungi", as his prostate began to swell. When he could finally take no more, he wrenched the door open and let his seed fly, pearly ropes falling all over his wet clothes.
A little got on his favorite Drungi shirt. Immensely satisfied, he gently fingered his ass and said "Well, guess I'll need to redo this load."
>>
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>>135121530
bfct nigga
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to fuck the pain away
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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CM and hippie being raided
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>>135121530
KITTY CURSE WHEN?
i want delicious shota and waifus to nyaa and desu at me
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>>135121530
Fuck you, I love both equally
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to fuck the pain away
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "fuck the pain away," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
>>
>this thread right now
Is this what a shitpost delamination looks like?
Someone post the gif.
Is it a shard or a full crystal?
>>
baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to fuck the pain away
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "fuck the pain away," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must fuck the pain away or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
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>>135122554
Is the forum the metaclub beach?
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>>135116071
You'll inevitably delete her on Steam. Why bother pretending?
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>>135120093
My sides!
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>>135122867
t. Kammerjunk
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>>135123052
kammerjunk isn't online on byond, and treating someone like that is kinda shitty
you don't realize that?
>>
>>135116071
WFU stock prices and WFU futures have been volatile due to unavailability from over consumption and impurities in the reserves.
You should convert your WFU stock to HSB instead.
>>
>>135120093
Are they serious?
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>>135123052
You know, Shiggy, I used to think you were a nice guy. Cool, even.

But you know, now you just seem like a self absorbed asshole who doesn't give a shit about anyone except him and whoever his latest toy is. Fuck you, Shiggy.
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>>135123498
I've made many mistakes, that being one of them.
>>135123582
There's a significant lack of HSB supply to make any WFU trading worthwhile.
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>>135123674
Yes
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>>135120446
I read about you being able to split as a slime, is it possible as a slime person too? Or is this just bus?
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>>135123582
>WFU stock prices and WFU futures have been volatile due to unavailability from over consumption and impurities in the reserves.
>You should convert your WFU stock to HSB instead.
You know, I really hate waifu posting but this is a 5 star post.
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>>135123742
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I think it's a defence mechanism I utilise to prevent things that have happened in the past.
>>
>>135123818
The way I hear, you made a lot of "mistakes" the past half year
Maybe it's actually a problem with you?
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>>135124096
It likely is.
>>
>shiggy will never go on another drug-fueled shitposting binge about trees and waifus
why even live?
>>
>>135124342
give him a few months
>>
>>135123838
actually phillpurr is troll but damn this faggot doing god work
>>
>>135124342
I'm not convinced he isn't already high as balls on something.
>>
>>135123876
Looks like they made a mimic with gold slimes
>>135124026
Maybe you should focus on being a miku decent person and dealing with your own issues rather than act like a faggot
>>
>mfw tabling the female mime, cuffing her and taking her to dorms for naked fartporn
>no bwoink
xd
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>>135126298
I would ban you for it desu
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>>135126298
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>>135116071
Shiggy, what are your opinions on the waifus that you havent touched, shoukd they get in line? Which ones are too trash for you. Do you consider any of them out of your league?
>>
>Be chaplain
>Sacrifice cats
>Offer catmeat and cathide to the gods
>Gods send holy ERT to purge the filth
>Kill a catbeast with the same blade that butchered it's brethren earlier
>Catbeast blows up
>Die protecting humanity and serving the God Emeror

it was an ok round.
>>
The Tajaraan OPS suits where really good
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>>135123052
I'm afraid you're woefully mistaken, and I would prefer to be free from the insinuation that I shitpost
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>mfw I told the admins to send in the Furry Freedom Force as a joke
>mfw they actually did it
A B S O L U T E
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>borg attempting to help crew make last stand at centcomm
>everything explodes
>brain stuck in an MMI forever among the ruins of centcomm

twilight_zone_credits.avi
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All this furry and baby's day out shitposts and its still a better general than the one waifushitters try to make
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>>135127047
I wish there were cat-eared helmets for normal ops

they're cute
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>>135126817
My recent losses on the stock market have led me to believe that both the Waifu Federal Reserve and the African blood waifu mines did not satisfy the expectations bestowed upon them.
There are certainly waifus too trash even for me. Fang Patel, Hanako Yamoto (why people waifu her is beyond me) and Rinmaru Shizoku are some notable examples. Having a ridiculously high opinion of myself, I do not consider the notion that any waifu is out of my league.
>>135127080
As Dr. Gregory House once put it, "everybody shitposts".
>>
>>135127251
>fang patel
>trash

GREEN
DRILLS
>>
>>135127251
Do you feel that science as a department is prone to worde waifus? How did you recover after the medbay supply went dry? Would you steal another mans waifu?
>>
>>135127251
I think that's an outlook of shitposters exclusively.
>>
>>135127251
Recommend a waifu? Someone friendly and outgoing?
>>
>>135121414
>Being vored by anthro high-frequency blade
unf
>>
>>135127251
What did Fang ever really do besides get waifu'd by some one everyone seems to hate.
Just seems like a guy that was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

waifu chat with the lads
>>
>>135127367
>his waifu doesn't have a personality cute enough to substitute for a bad haircut
>>135127407
Science is perhaps the least waifu-producing department, because to play science, bar telesci, you have to be literally autistic and that is not a good trait in a waifu. Luckily, I've had plenty of reserves when the medbay resources became depleted. And no, that is dishonourable. Just kidding, >used goods.

>>135127667
To deny yourself the freedom of shitposting is to deny yourself yourself. I hope that makes sense.

>>135127684
There's no one on my mind honestly, except the ones no longer playing.

>>135127851
N o p e r s o n a l i t y
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>>135127947
>no personality

She has plenty of personality! She's ditzy and cute and apparently a conspiracy theorist...
>>
>>135127947
>cant think of a waifu
Guess ill go drink in my corner
>>
>>135127851
I'm guessing from interactions that it's because he fills orders for cargo and is usually nice about it.
>>
>>135128212
We dont need more ditzy cute.
me being bubbly and annoying is enough
>>
>>135128224
Hey, if you're on my personal waifu list, why would I want to face unnecessary competition?
>>
>>135128359
Competition is part of the fun though, Shiggy.

>>135128357
No such thing as too much ditzy cute.
>>
>>135127947
If you say so.
>>
>>135127251
>Shiggy shit talking Hanako
>Shiggy hates the one waifu that wants to end all waifus
Of course you don't get why people like you. She was one of waifus that shut you down and called out to have you deadminned. You are salty and everyone knows it. That is why you sound like such a sad faggot in your shitposts
>>
>>135128914
Not shiggy, but that doesn't have to be the reason he dislikes her. It could just because Hanako is a giant fucking bitch, constantly, no matter how nice and polite you are with her.
>>
>>135128914
But Hanako is a shit waifu with no redeemable qualities and if you fail to see that then it's your problem.
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>all these arguing about waifus
>mfw my character actually married his
>beta cucks cant even land ok tier waifus
>>
>>135129047
There are no waifus with redeemable qualities. You can't even jerk one off to them, since they're badly made 32x32 sprites.

You lot should try some real ERP for a change. Might I suggest F-List?
>>
>>135129348
ERP is not the primary goal of waifufaggotry, not for me at least.
>>
>>135129194
stop bragging Italus, not everyone has shit tier taste like you

i mean, seriously, you hit on anything with tits, from shiggy's fucktoys to some random appearance assistant chick
>>
>>135129474
Then you're not being very honest with yourself. After all, why else would you be trying to make passes on men pretending to be women?
>>
Remove Vox
Emove Vox
Move Vox
Ove Vox
Ve Vox
E Vox
Vox
Ox
X
>>
>>135129761
>Move Vox
But where Anon?
>>
>>135129557
>shit tier taste
say that to my wife and daughterus
>>
>>135129872
In to the fookin' bin
>>
>>135129872
Into the belly of a catbeast.

You can hear them churn and see them pressed against the stomach
>>
>>135129921
Your wife a slut my man
>>
>>135130039
Back to vore with you
>>
>>135129921
0/10 taste honestly Italus. You even flirted with me at one point. And I was shit. Utter, horrible shit.
>>
Any good husbandos around?
I want someone to not be a slut like the Slavs we got.
I want a pure, loyal husbando, that's a nice guy.
>>
>>135130107
Please no, we don't need people like these.
>>
Hanako:
I don't trust BYOND's IM to deliver a message to an offline party, so here's the relevant snippet of the fixed adamantine reaction: http://pastebin.com/ypuzq5AS
It's my bad. Haste makes waste.
>>
>>135130107
>He doesn't want to be unbirthed by the xeno queen and rebirthed as a qt xeno

for shame.
>>
>>135123742
did it really take you this long to find out?
i pegged that on him within 2 weeks of him coming back.
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>>135130095
>hadn't had sex in 4 years until she met hark
slut

Anyways, time for you all to post your most memorable stories

>Be newish security officer, doin' alright for myself
>My HoS the past few rounds had been Big Boss
>Once again, he's HoS
>Do normal crime busting throughout the round
>its just traitors
>Around halfway through the round Big Boss goes MIA
>Later, a cueball monkeyman comes through with his ID, trying to get into the HoS officer
>Stuncuff his ass, suspect some assistant looted his ID
>"Hark. Listen to my voice and remember. I will show you who I am."
>Tells me to take him to the holodeck
>Do so, blank holodeck around us
>Take his cuffs off
>"Though I am in a new body, my title as Boss still stands."
>He turns around, facing into space as the AI sets the snow background on the holodeck
>"But, you have potential, Hark. Potential to become much greater than I. But there can only be one Boss."
>He turns to face me, can feel the tension in the air and the screams of how the station is dying over the radio
>Alert: Supermatter crystal instability currently at; x %, evacuate immediately
>"One must live, one must die. In ten minutes, this station will explode."
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCuD4sqfqs comes on
>"Let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives, Hark."
>tfw
>>
>>135130324
Ah thank you Ginger! I have something set up to test at the moment because I think it is a direct issue with Phazon and Clown sheets. At the moment I have it coded for direct drop reactions like the metal slime stuff with a reaction for each. Once this is tested I will try the pick again or scrap phazon and bananium reactions all together.
Then that is it. I adjusted all of the slime chems, added a space cash drop, balanced the drops and tided up the potions. I added some lines to the other reactions that were there before because some of them lacked feedback lines.
Once the last test is done we can see the PR to get merged
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>>135123582
Single favorite post in the whole thread
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>>135131404
Really? My favorite post was that one about adamant slimes.
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>>135130851
>one of my first rounds, play assistant
>get stuck in brig when the shuttle is called
>one sec officer and the hos are talking nearby
>hos is dying
>sec brings him to the brig medbay
>hos tells sec to kill him
>sec doesn't want to do it
>"ONLY ONE CAN HOLD THE TITLE OF BOSS"
>sec shoots hos in the face with a shotgun
>get dragged onto pod
>sec (now big boss) hands me a shotgun, tells me to shoot his arm off
>don't know how to target body parts
>STANDING ON THE EDGE
>shoot big boss in the chest
>he dies
>Big Boss whispers: "Like... a damn... fiddle"
>become bigger boss
>shoot self with shotgun when we get to centcomm
>shotgun gets renamed to ""Biggest Boss"
It was magical
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>>135128359
>not wanting competition

Looks like someone's afraid of being cucked. :^)
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>>135131687
It's the wrong way around, I don't like cucking people.
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>>135131681
Metal gear memes are the best memes
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>>135131858
so what you're saying is you'd be fine with having julia snatched from under you by a handsome daring husbando?
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>>135131996
don't bother
julia's head over heels for shiggy and shiggy's head over heela for several people
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>>135132131
but julia a cute

I want Julia for myself.
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>Spawn as plasman traitor
>Objectives: Assassinate Botanist, Die a glorious death
>implant self with explosive implant with activation phrase "HAIL THE SYNDICATE"
>find botanist
>stand next to him
>"HAIL THE ss-SYNDIATE"

Never have I ever felt like a bigger idiot.
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My bad Isabella you walked by my literally as a traitor parapenned me and I shouted to arrest you.
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>>135132517
snakefilter removed when
plasmen aren't snakes
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>>135132517
>>135132610
You gotta pay the snowflake toll for your racial bonuses.
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>>135132674
what he said.
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>>135132610
>>135132674

give them sttuter instead
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>>135132517
FYI you need to stand on top of them for that to work, even if you weren't a plasmaman it wouldn't have gibbed him
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>>135132785
Hyphenating literally every letter in every word isn't stuttering.
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>>135132785
Filter their speech as though they didn't have lips, which they don't
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>>135132610
It's sizzling, not snake.
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>>135132718
>>135132610
fuck off snakes
remove snek
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>>135132982
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>>135132517
Should have gone with Boombox as your activation phrase.
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>>135132785
>>135132853
just make everything they say screams
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>>135104623
>People still have the five second MS paint edit I made
Christ, I haven't even seen the original since I changed it.
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>>135133150
I actually want this
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>>135130851
I saved it because I'll never type it up as good as it was right after the round it happened. I'll never forget that round, and the Dekret bussed "HE COMES" round.
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>>135133017
i'm gonna smack you against the wall like a sack of something if you keep it up
remove
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>>135133651
>>
So over the past few days I've been trying to run the TEG and it hasn't been working. It keeps "jamming" with previously-viable builds. What's up?
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>>135133940
Also, haven't played in months, so if there was a change, I'd need to know about it.
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>>135133940
>>135134078
Check out the changelog. 2016.03.05
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>>135131996
Of course I'd mind. Free waifus are on the thing, my waifus are entirely another. Besides, she's crazy about me.
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>>135134302
Yeah, I saw that. I'm just confused why it's still not working, does that make any sense? It seems to jam, even with a configuration that SHOULD make sense.
It seems like, now that I'm looking at it, if the output pressure is higher than input, it jams immediately, even if I've got a pump. Before, it'd only jam at 9000 pressure, but now, it can jam at 200 pressure if the other side has 100.
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Can you actually make plasmamen in the way the LOOOOORE says they're made? Like, over satuerating someone with plasma?
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>>135135189
>Lore
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>>135135437
We should just copy and modify Urist's lore. They have some pretty nice, non-shitty lore. Plus, they hate catbeasts and have space-XCOM.
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>>135135189
>>135135637
I had meant to answer your question - unless it's been sneaked in an update you are not currently able to turn someone into a Plasmaman using plasma
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>>135135769
Darn, there goes my excuse to teleporting someone into the Plas miner.
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Fluked hard

From being teleported in space instead of where everyone else went, to finally finding my way back, just to engage in friendly fire by mistake, to trying to find meds to help the nuke ops I shot by mistake. To getting my face smashed in because some guy in medbay had a telescopic baton.
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>nuke op
>we park ship at tcoms sat
>plan to telebomb
>bom
>rush in
>I end up on the white ship
>given a holy bananna
>god teles me back
>meet nuke bros
>got nuke
>git disk
>arm nuke, shuttle's here
>go back to teleporter
>can't take disk with me
>leave disk, take holy bananna
>make it out
>tfw almost didn't fuck up as new cop
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>>135136070
>>135135637
I couldn't honestly care less that it leaves them alive or not.
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>>135136070
Prayer it before hand, if someone's not busy you might get a hand with that
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>>135136275
>foster is alive
I thought you died
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explosive implants annoy me to no end.
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lets play runescape
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>>135136445
who are you
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>>135136232
>tfw I go through the teleporter last to send another bomb to engineering and then right when I teleport to arrivals I realize no one stayed back to move the shuttle
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>>135136445
Hi Sawbones
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>>135136486
what the hell
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>>135120592
Thanks for this
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>Nuke Ops in the captain's office
>Tries to shoot a rocket at me, misses
>Taunt him
>Airflow pushes me right into him for a wide open shot
>He doesn't miss

Karma
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>>135135189
Not yet.
wwjc
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After yesterday's sec mass tabling by sawbones I want to see him take on the furry freedom force in a room of tables.
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>>135137049
>take on the furry freedom force in a room of tables
Is Sawbones our Jackie Chan?
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>>135135539
links
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>>135137289
http://pastebin.com/U0J5wQ4q

It's still pretty ultra-srs and kinda snowflakey but it's nowhere near as retarded or half-done as Bay's lore is, and I guess it gives what few people who bother with RP on the serb something to work off of.
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>>135137236
I didn't know Jackie Chan was completely helpless when not within one tile of a table.
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First time as blob didn't go as well. Finally got used to the controls by the time people were already fucking me up three way.

Oh well, better luck next time.
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>>135136362
I came back to suffer
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>blob
>janitor goes to the maint corridor with his janicart
>clown pulls a fuel tank in that narrow corridor
>people on non-help intent
>people prioritizing other people when the blob is almost dead
Kill yourselves
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>want a nice relaxing well paced round of security

>singuloose
>nuke ops
>blob
damn.
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>>135137879
I don't think we should pick a strict, set in stone lore
A lot of the lore depends on the admins and the events that they do
There are some baseline things, like vox origin, the station's purpose, plasma, that kind of thing, but other than that, they're fluid
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>>135137879
I actually like this a lot better than the stupid mad libs shit we currently have but I still want to take a crack at writing some fresh shit myself.
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>>135138065
>nice relaxing well paced round of security
You know as well as I do that's not happening unless extended. And that's only on low-pop with people too busy making autism forts.
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>>135138082
This, honestly, and I'm the guy who suggested ripping off their lore.

I still wanna call it Phoron just to piss people off.
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>>135138065
>race to max RnD tech.
>Shit hits the fan within 3 minutes of completion.
>All the time, every time.
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>finally get internet after like 3 years of poorness
>enjoying vidya and such again
>hear random mention of SS13
>reminded of fun times playing on /vg/station
I don't know how SS13 didn't pop into my head during my "What games to jump back into" listing. Time to have some fun. And by that I mean forget controls/hotkeys and be a terrible greyshirt for a while.
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>>135138213
>lowpop on /vg/
>not a murderbone fest
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>>135138314
What server are you playing on that shit hits the fan 60 seconds into the round?
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>>135138314
Why do you think I stopped trying to build R-UST engines ? It takes so long when you have to build it from scratch that by the time you're done, half the crew is dead.
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>>135138238
>Phoron
Looks like it's already working.
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>>135138384
Some of us haven't set up a Macro program to blow through everything automatically yet.

Yet.
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>>135138606
I exaggerated by maybe one minute or two, but seriously R&D shouldn't take you longer than 6 minutes.
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>>135138728
Anon here, I'm still learning everything in science and it certainly doesn't take 6 minutes for R&D if you aren't experienced
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>>135138728
add a few more minutes if you're not alone.
>Fucking robotics nicked the glass and Iron for some fucking reason.
>This shit head wont stop shoving me with harm intent on.

Also, my schedule forces me to play borderline deadpop. I've had too many damn times where Nevill/Sawbones or whoever those other all nighters are just simply emag an arcade, get a free bomb, and fucking LEVEL the place in a matter of minutes, with no Engineers to pull a "WE BUILD" and recover; command always calls it.
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>>135138975
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Research_and_Development
You have access to robotics, which is the fastest way. Get plastic from the flaps to maint just outside R&D, replace with a wall if you want
It really is just point-and-click through a list
>>
>has attempted to punch
what gay shit is this
>>
Why can't you cut the heads off of husked bodies without doing surgery anyways?
Is that intended?
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>>135141323
It's a one-step surgery I guess
You can bruteforce it off by targeting mouth and attacking the corpse a lot, but it takes a while
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what's the verb to succumb with final words?
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>captains who call the shuttle
Unless the the singularity is coming to the bar for a polite chat or Nuke Ops have done a number on everything, the shuttle should be held off as long as possible.

>MEDBAY BLOWN UP, CALL IT
Rebuild.
>LING ON THE LOOSE
That's what guns are for.
>LIBRARIAN MISSING
Call the shuttle you madmen.
>SEC MISSING
Recruit more, rebuild, make a temporary base.
>CAPTAIN'S IN THE GIBBER
Find someone else.

It's annoying seeing the shuttle come just because some guy had a heart attack when he stubbed his toe.
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>>135141915
whisper in crit, i think
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>>135141915
whisper
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>>135141971
shut the fuck up
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>>135141971
i am not getting extended

we are going to reroll for antag
>>
how the fuck do you move an AI core again
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>>135141971
>The Emergency Shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes. Reason: "I stubbed my toe"
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>>135142098
wrench then pull?
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>>135141971
play cap
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>HoS
>start with no sec
>get warden and officer
>warden is a bro
>gives orders, maintains armory
>order some crates
>pizza, flamethrowers, shotguns, booze
>crates don't arrive
>find my crates that ended up at medbay
>he orders officers to help bring crates back, and helps out
>such a bro
>second trip there
>warden calls for help at brig
>rush to brig
>hear about HoP being tator
>borgs subverted too
>try to fire while moving away
>killed by combat borg and hop
>"unrobust shit"
>ling, with borer, with subverted combat borgs
>calls me unrobust
>but whatever
>dead for a bit
>warden is back
>the fucking madman
>drags me to medbay
>tries to save me
>asks AI to open door
>KILLED BY AI
>LEFT SUFFERING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES
>final words are: "Sorry hos"
>mfw
You're a god damn hero son.
;_;7
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Highlights of the round
> Captain uploading NT default, and a fifth law saying people who break law 1 must die
> Immediately breaks law 1

> Under NT default
> HoP kills the captain and the hos
> Now highest ranking crewman
> Proceed to order the AIs to kill everything
> Gets shafted by the AIs when the captain gets cloned, but is brought back by borer
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>>135103092
>be ling traitor HoP
>this gon be good
>emag 2 borgs
>try to emag MoMMI but fail
>oh well
>take over RD office and destroy consoles
>killbot hellscape ensues
>steal all my objectives
>AI kills me with door
>borer drags me away
>come back from dead and fuck up CE trying to loot me
>call el shuddle as deadchat salt intensifies
Satisfying round
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>that chair in the AI upload
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>>135143430
>im such a dick
Kill yourself
>>
> Chairs are dangerous to the crew
> Exterminate all Chais

What the fuck is Chais
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>>135143564
its called 1 am
augh
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>>135143525
if I wanted to be a dick I would recall the shuttle and kill everyone for 5+ hours.
I had like 7 objectives, I had to kill both the cap and the HoS to complete em, which basically meant kill everyone.
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>>135143147
That anon, I played Captain once with this mindset.

>I'm not calling the shuttle unless there's nothing else we can do
>team up with the AI
>TOXINS IN ENGINEERING
>Can we fix it
>Should be able to Cap
>We stay
>Sec's gone Cap!
>Find another base of operations for now, rebuild, AI, can we handle this?
>I see no reason why not
>How's everything else looking AI, everyone's being quiet?
>It's sortable Captain.
>Nice.
>everything runs smoothly for two hours
>The AI was lying the entire time
>Almost all the station was in disarray and was mostly irreparable
>get killed and I think Malf won

I mean, if it wasn't for that I'm sure it would have been fiiiiiiiine.
>>
test the waters with adamant slimes
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>Be Grey MD traitor.
>Get killer wheelchair, brass knuckles, and thermals.
>Begin my genocide crusade against the filthy pink-skinned humans of the stations, mowing them down as I seek out my target. The HoP was my first victim who's ID I swiped to aid my quest.
>Get trapped by AI, eventually get captured by a borg and killed.
>The pure carnage my wheelchair induced upon the world cause it to manifest into a carnivorous being with an insatiable hunger.
>The surprisingly comfortable beast gorges on the flesh of three crew members before it is eventually slain after charging at a group of Sec.
>Be reincarnated as a wizard.
> Objective #1: USE YOUR STAFF (of animation) ON CHAIRS TO PROVE THAT CHAIRS DESERVE RIGHTS TOO!
> Give the oppressed chairs the power they deserve, allowing them to fight back against those who would disassemble them without so much of a second thought.
> Objective #2: Die horribly because you are unrobust.
> Teleport behind the captain and get barraged with lasers before I could shout "HOWDY, Y'ALL!"
> Get mowed by my own wheelchair of death.
> Respawn as borer and chill with a Xenobiologist as we simply waited out the inevitable end of the shift as the changeling HoP had grown too strong.

I feel dirty after getting three antagonist chances in one round.
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>>135143704
ramen fetish
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>>135143605
Could you not upload meme laws please.
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>>135143627
>I would recall the shuttle and kill everyone for 5+ hours.
Congratulations, that's the one thing antags can't do besides metagame and ERP.
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>>135143847
Were you the borer bro who helped me take over?

t. HoP
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>>135143992
>chill with a Xenobiologist
>as the changeling HoP had grown too strong
hmmm
what do you think
>>
>>135143875
shigalus hark mcwaifu furries ERP with a side bones of sawnako'a serGAY dorm orgy
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>>135143992
Nah, I was the grey traitor who ran you over, the chair wizard, and the Xenobiologist's borer.
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>>135144049
I had a borer bro with me too
He was like my stand and gave me sniper vision
so I could shoot people from a mile away

>>135144087
I was pretty annoyed when I got run over less than 3 minutes into the round but I was a ling so I just regened it off.
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>>135144139
HoP belong behind a desk.
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>>135144060
it's like an auto generated /ss13g/ post
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>>135144139
hmmmmm
having read that greentext
do you think that borer is the same borer in that greentext
>>
Big hint to anyone playing hippie: You can disarm fight someone as much as you want and if they kill you, you can get them catbanned
its a 10/10 tactic
>>
>>135144435
/ss13g/ telecoms shitposting script when?
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>>135144518
Nah, you probably just stabbed one of the admins buttbuddies
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>>135144518
Big hint to anyone playing hippie:
Don't
>>
I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
>>
>stun and cuff
>uncuff
>stun and cuff
>killed for following orders
The life of a borg
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>>135146862
>killed for following orders

All day

Every day
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>>135144526
All words translate to "I want to rail Rail"
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>>135146957
The fire will rise one day.
>>
>>135146860
this is not rhyme time shiggy
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>>135147059
Can't sleep cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me, i'm a real live wire
>>
I dont play on the server myself but I was wondering, cant someone just keep posting ic info in the thread while the round goes on?
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>>135147280
They can, but admins usually find them
>>
The spider is still on my wall.

It's been 58 hours since I killed its mom.

How long does it take a spider to starve ?
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>>135147165
i wasn't sure it was really you. you're just my waifu boogieman
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>>135147354
I will try it out later
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>>135147402
Spiders are like crocodiles and snakes, they expend very, very little energy by subsisting and doing nothing
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>>135147416
Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
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>>135147696
rhyming don't fix your life my man
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>>135147696
good song
>>
>>135147750
That guy isn't even me
t. Shiggy
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>>135147780
fix your life my man
>>
>>135147780
Yeah but do you like Talking Heads anyways?
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>>135147902
That's the plan my man
>>135147936
They're great
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>>135148006
you won't succeed
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>>135147535
It is ill advised. There are 2 admins who are also janitors on the thread. Using janitor powers they can find you IP then find you in game and give you the ding dong
>>
Clowns and mimes should not act like greytiders.
Greytiders should expect to be treated like shit.
t. HoS
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>>135147567
When I grow up I want to be a spider
>>
И кaкoй бeнзин нa зaпaх?
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>>135148569
speak american you fucking commie shit
>>
this has been the best thread in a while
>>
>>135148569
>cheeky breeky xanax
is it time for drug-fueled shitposting
>>
>>135148617
This has been the WORST thread in a while
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>>135148605
I gonna fuck you in the ass.
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>>135148569
Я нe нюхaю бeнзин c дecяти лeт.
>>135148639
It is not.
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>>135148704
meet me in dorms at 13:30 this round bby
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>>135148739
Cлaвa бoгy кpoкoдил этo нe бeнзин :^)
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>>135148797
>something krokodil something
don't kill yourself shiggy
you are the uplifting reminder that life could be worse. i need that
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>>135143847
>>135144139
Be other md, also traitor
>drag hop in after the carnage
>he regens right in front of me
>I let him go with a wink and a nod
I don't know whether to regret it or be amused at how the rest of the round went
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>>135149018
You don't need shiggy for that
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>>135148797
У мeня этaжoм нижe жили гepoинoвыe дилepы, бpaт c cecтpoй. Бpaтa взял OMOH, a cecтpa yтoнyлa в aквapиyмe. Boт былo cмeхy.
Mинвaйл, нeбoльшoй инcaйд - мoя нoвaя вaйфa пpocтo кaк зeмля, oнo тoгo нe cтoилo.
>>135149018
I'll prevail yet my man
>>
>>135149201
i'll believe it when i see it
>>
how long do you think shiggy returns to the old ways
i give him a month. he'll come back as punished pig, find a new neckbeard playing a qt kawaii grill to obsess over, and everything will be as it was
>>
Shiggy you seriously have a problem
Space waifus aren't healthy, you're lusting after fictitious characters played by sad lonely neckbeard fags
>>
>>135149608
t h r e e t i m e s
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>>135149639
f o u r p r o v i n c e s a s c a s t i l l e
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>>135149683
fuck off senaat
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>>135149608
The women around me are boring.
That's the price of living in well, where I do. Besides, some of the people I was lusting after were women. Most of them, sans Bonk and probably Mallory, actually.
>>135149526
I obosralsya too much in my latest pursuit, make it 2 or 3.
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>>135149762
Senaat's asleep
Plus, it was Celt who always posted that
He's asleep too
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>>135149795
At least you know you won't change
You're fucked and so is a lot of things you've done
>>
/vg/ erp server when
fuggin when
sluts when
brutal antag rape when
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>>135150592
>you will never be raped in maint by a strong bloodied antag
why live
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rate my small cargonian uprising
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>>135151610
10/10 p chill
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> &*^$. Franklin Cox is central to the entirety of your existence. You have got a major crush on him, but you could never possibly be open about your feelings with him. You are always delighted when and if he visits your bar but when he leaves... you follow him, keeping just at the edge of his vision, mumbling compliments all the while.
>mfw the roboticist removes it
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I found so many guns.
So many.
SO MANY.
SO
MANY
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>>135151651
Did you have an ion law on top of the emagged lawset? Bizarre.
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I laughed once I read it.
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>catch a hivelord, basilisk, and two goliaths, don't lay a finger on them, end each encouter with around 20 damage most
>get the third goliath caged, broken bones all over
>fucked so hard even divine intervention can't save me long enough to get a hive core
>get cloned and still get my catch to the shuttle

Shame goldgrubs are fast buggers, doubt I will ever catch one in cage without a lazerus. Shout out to those who helped me load that shit on the shuttle.
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>>135151959
I wondered what happened to you, your miner friend brought you in and you had no blood at all.
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>>135151803
Admin UI seems comfy.
>>135151959
10/10
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>>135152850
C u t e
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Does Italus have any waifus on /vg/ station anymore?
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I want to be turned into a cute catbeast waifu.
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>>135153368
he married his spider waifu on vore
they have a kid
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>>135153420
Morena, shh.
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>>135153420
>cute
>waifu
spess is not a dating sim
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>>135153498
>>135153659

I just want a virus that specifically turns people into catbeast waifus.


>You feel your arms and legs change
>You sprout cat ears!
>You feel something strange in your chest
>You've grown f@ c@ t@s
>Mateo Mitchell gently purrs~
>Sawbones grabbed Mateo Mitchell's tail
>Sawbones starts fucking Mateo Mitchell senseless!

Something like that
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>>135153815
ban when
keep this filth off /vg/ this is why you got banned in the first place
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>>135153898
I'm not Morena.
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>>135153898
That's certainly not Morena.
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>>135153815
And I want a disease to make greys depressed. We dont always get what we want.
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>>135153945
then why'd you respond to "morena, shh" like you were
>>135154017
>implying morena isn't this degree of degenerate
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>>135154057
I just wanted responded to you and the other guy, I don't really know who is Morena.

TGTF is the best.
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>>135154159
morena is shiggy's new toy
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Post art
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>>135154804
I don't know what this is but its cool
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>>
>be security borg
>traitor kill bartender with relvoler
>space him
>get banned
shit server. he have traitor item why i cant kill him?
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>>135155349
ASIMOV > ANTAG VALIDITY IF ANTAG = HUMAN DO NOT KILL IF ANTAG NONHUMAN KILL KILL KILL
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>>135155349
>>135155447
did you seriously kill a human as asimov
you're a bit of a tard ain't you
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>>135155447
what means ASIMOV?
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>>135155478
ASIMOV IS ROBOT RULES
ROBOTS HAVE DIFFERENT RULES FROM HUMANS
ROBOTS OBEY ROBOT RULES EVEN ABOVE SERVER RULES
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>>135155478
Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. Every single time you become a law-bound silicon or your laws as a silicon are updated, your laws are shown in the chat (with the possible exception of ion laws, which still shows you that your laws have been updated). You HAVE to follow these laws.

You can read about silicon laws here:
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Silicon_Laws
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>>135155570
>>135155471
>>135155447
>>135155602

Baited :)))) thanks for the (You)s
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>>135155623
>merely pretending
i doubt it
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>>135155623
YOUR (YOU)S WILL VANISH JUST LIKE THIS THREAD. IT IS EPHEMERAL. FLEETING.
(YOU) WILL FOREVER BE EMPTY.

THANKS FOR THE (YOU)S BACK
;^)
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>>135156197
>tumblr
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>>135152850
>>135155046
>>135155205
>>135156530
As an archaeologist, I will lavishly display these crude drawings of the past in the NanoTrasen Museum of the Future™ and bullshit the drawings off as anthropologically important as Pompeii.
I can't believe I get paid by the company to do this.
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>>135156621
Woah i didn't notice that
Thanks for pointing that out anon
It's not like i just grab these off google images and think nobody will sperg out over a filename
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>>135120364
So it was the Quakers that were behind all these shitposts this whole time?

I thought they were a religion of peace.
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They call me Cuban Pete, i'm the king of killing myself with maxcap bombs like an idiot.
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>>135157023
there's much more where that came from

t. fireden institute of waifology
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>>135158307
At least you apologised to medbay before blowing it up.
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>>135158423
shiggy stop
>>
shiggy
man
you gotta stoo writing this shit on your steam page
this is not how to solve problems
t. anon
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>>135159141
link to shiggys steam
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medborg upgrade board gives medborgs advanced surgery tools WHEN
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>>135159265
steamcommunity.com/id/u-u-u-u
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>>135158423
As George Santayana once said, those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

If I categorize and display these waifus of old, we'll remember the follies and hubris of those past waifus and prevent present and future waifus from falling prey to what the old waifus were afflicted with.

Win/win.
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>>135159141
It's just silly song fragments my man
pls no stalky stalky
>>135159020
Not me
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>>135159543
just start talking to them again if you're so emo about it
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>>135159670
I'm being a memer to the bone is all
I've got a new distraction, don't you remember?
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>>135159752
nah i remember you were posting about how julia was a mistake
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can we get a badmin to the test serber to inject power into the system? I need to go all over the station,and I don't have time to set up the engine/constantly spawn infinite cells.
>>
Why is it that every person I've ever met who played a green haired female is such a cunt?
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>>135162407
Julia a cute, step off
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>>135162407
Girls color their hair the same reason why poison dart frogs are neon colored:warning singles
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>>135162407
what did I do now?
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>>135118401
Шыги, дaвaй и ap пиить пo CMC!
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If someone wants to contribute to the random structures list, what do they have to do?
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>>135162407
Is it females only or anyone? Due reminder that vox are green. Could the age old question of why vox are bad be solved here?
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Bringing you fresh news from github:

Clusterfack announces MoMMIs can't drag things and soylent green is a chemical.
Nuklear plays after a month, finds invisible wall above box bridge.
DrCelt immersions are ruined by stacking floortiles, make a campfire with planks and your bare hands today.
Probe panics as antag objective station blueprints might actually be used outside valids, meanwhile RPDs are printed left and right.

Stay tuned for more at 11.
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>>135161710
Spawn an infinite SMES and cable it to grid anywhere.
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>>135164309
You forgot to mention how now that Github has ratings, Celt is downvoting fucking everything.
And Clusterfack only said that the universal enzyme recipe should use soylent green, adding a soylent green chemical to the dish would be trivial.
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>>135163602
Я иapплю тoлькo c Mopeнoй.
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>>135164721
>github has ratings
welp time to make some puppet accounts HONK HONK
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Why do people call Vox "special snowflakes" if all Vox look, act, and talk the same?
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>latejoin hour+ into round as clown
>honkin' around station
>robotics tells me if I can get them bananium they'll make me a honk, give me a matter replicator
>teleport into auxiliary tool storage without a toolbelt on, whoops
>pray to honkmother after 10 minutes of no help
>get a bitchin' spacepod and the wall blows out
>explore space
>land at Vox Outpost
>someone steals spacepod while I'm dicking around in it
>honkmother gives snowmobile
>eat a ton of chilis after growing them to try to survive in the depths of space, mutate the fire mitochondria power
>get 10 squares out of airlock before die from overheating

Thanks admins, 10/10 round had a lotta fun, sorry I'm a shitty clown
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>>135150592
I want this.

I want to rape all the Waifus and watch the pathetic betas who were going after them cry over it.
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>borg opened their cover
>try to use emag
>doesn't work
What did I do wrong? I'm a shitter
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>>135166182
Take the battery out.
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>>135165759
You could say that about literally every player.
None of us are unique, save for maybe what the random character button shits out.
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>>135166182
centcom upgraded borgs firewalls :^)
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>>135166210
No, I literally can't say that all players look, act, and talk the same.
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>>135166182
It has a chance to fail. I got "hack attempt detected" and ran around.
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>>135166259
Save for look, yes, they do.
There may be some outliers trying to force it, but even they revert to the usual tedium.
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>>135166265
I still insist that an NT default cyborg has to let a roboticist emag it
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>>135166345
Isn't looking different the first thing a snowflake does, anyways?
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>>135166345
Technically it should let anyone do so if they ask.
It conflicts with no other laws, certainly not with Serve over protect.
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>>135166382
>>135166345
I quoted the wrong thing like a retard, I meant to quote >>135166321
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>>135164309
>mommis can't drag things now
But why?
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>>135166568
To prevent them from dragging the supermatter shard
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>>135166568
To force shitters to follow their laws and not drag corpses
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>>135166568
They can. Cluster was just wrong.
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>>135166424
So not get bolted in a room because the emag is "Syndicate technology"?
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>>135167040
I don't really know how to handle emagging as nt default. Sorry. I play AI, not borg.
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>>135167040
I don't know what fucking silicon said that, but you should have ahelped it.
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>>135111936
Anyone got anything on this question?
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>>135167563
Install Gentoo
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>>135162665
>a greytiding din du
>cute
Yeah naw
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>>135168034
>greytiding

I dunno, when she's not greytiding, she's a pretty good doctor. I enjoy having her and her cute little drills around.
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>>135168034
I don't even greytide Mr. Memer
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>>135168112
>cute
shit nigga she's better than rail but don't push it
what the fuck kinda doc are you anyway if that's a compliment
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>>135168176
>Mr. Memer
Who?
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>>135168198
I'm not a very good doctor. But I like having eye candy around. Plus, she actually fucking talks to people about shit instead of being a complete and total mute like most people are.
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>>135168381
>Who?
(you) of course!
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Who mains sec?
They are literally treated like shit, and get no praise for anything.
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>>135168539
It literally isn't as bad as people make it out to be. The only part of my job I hate are the dindus.
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>>135168474
Oh stop it (You)!
>>
Test the waters with adamant slimes will work and set the spawn for diamond alloys to 1 or 2 like you planned in like 15~25 seconds (can probably rng it so farming it can be a bit more of a pain with micro managing your clicks). And for short term stuff where miners can't find diamond 12 minutes in, you can set it to where the orange slime will shit out 1 diamond alloy in a span of a minute or less, but not abundant enough to make shaft miners useless. Hell, if you're concerned about them getting the alloys too early, make it give raw ores and that they'll need to transport those raw diamonds to the shaft engineers to have it processed, making them at least useful. Though, the absent of them, maybe have RnD be able to research into making a portal processor that can be dragged around? I haven't looked into the object for the processor yet so I'm not sure how it'll work but I'll get to it soon once I start understanding how to play RnD.

Perhaps feeding slimes, say, 25u of some food. Different foods shit out different things just to get something going along.
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>>135168539
Sec isn't really that bad. Usually it's a buncha sitting around trying to look like big bad mr. security while you wait for someone to start shouting about antags or for some greytiding shit to go on a theft spree.

Plus, the only praise and reward you need as sec is the sound of the dull, meaty thwack of a harmbaton on greyshit teeth.
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>>135168468
god forbid doctors are more focused on fixing people than talking about their unique backstoriea am i right?
>>
How would I go about making structures that can become those randomly generated parts of maintenance?
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>>135168726
>fixing people

What do you do when there are no people to fix? Sit around and just be quiet until someone comes in for treatment for 20 burn damage?
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>>135168539
I tried, but I ended up hating seeing the deadchat and the thread after.

>I CALLED OUT FOR HELP AND NOT ONE SEC CAME, SHITCURITY
Saying HELP and then when asked where and you say nothing because you're dead, there's not much I personally can do. Even when you shout to us where you are, your body's gonna get moved anyway, we'll try our best but damn.

Also I tend to fuck the detective over after about an hour and just go in and handcuff anyone accused over comms. I'm not the best officer either.
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POST BEST AND WORST SEC HUSBANDOS/WAIFUS
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>>135168726
I talk to my patients. I tell them what's wrong, and what they need to fix it, and I ask them questions about it. It's much more fun than just silently slapping them in the face with meds.
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>>135168468
>eye candy
dude stop
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>>135168791
I cause problems that require treatment, of course.
Disguise up as a greyshit, hide my face with a gasmask, break a guys leg, and high tail it back to medbay.
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>>135168791
keep working until you've prepared for everythibg
if still nothing to so, you suicide succumb for picking medbay during extended
>>135168949
so the topic isn't two doctors sitting in the lobby talking about shit?
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>tfw my waifu wouldn't take a selfie with me with us both wearing catears

t. bald greyshirt
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>>135169230
>suicide succumb for picking medbay during extended

Boooriiiing. I think I'd rather actually have fun and talk with people about shit. The game isn't just validz and autismforting, man.
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>>135169230
I'll chat with the people in my department if there's nothing going on, and just talk about whatever.
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>>135169331
no, sergei, it's also about waifus and special unique backstories :^)
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>mfw a borg tells me to "repair" that human
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>>135169776
Not that anon, but it's about having fun and socialising with Spessmen, trying to annoy security just to give them something to do, building autism forts, seeing if you can make the AI perform a Dark Star, making newspapers about how shit your colleague in medbay is, hitting the clown at least once, threatening a Vox and knowing they have no legal recourse, and like, y'know, your job.

People who stick to their job and that's it is fine, but at least try and engage in what's going on that doesn't just consist in whatever poor soul got themselves hauled off to medbay.
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>>135169776
>calling me sergay

That's just rude.
>>
>play sec
>dindu assistant being a shithead
>arrest him
>"HELP SEC IS MURDERING ME HELP HELP AI LAW 1 HELP ME IM GOING TO BE MURDERED"
>take his shit
>harmbaton
>dump him in a disposal

>someone trespassing
>ask what they're doing
>"stealing shit"
>"don't hurt anyone"
>continue about my day
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>>135164916
хeй хeй йy йy aй вoнa би ёp гёpлфpeнд!
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>>135170821
Hy, coбcнa, мoжнo. Mopeнa - вcё!
Eбaнyтыe cтaндapты никoмy нe пoмoгyт.
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>>135170893
Я нe пoнимaю, нo мнe ceйчac oчeнь хopoшo, шыги, дaвaй дpyжить?
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>>135170969
Дaвaй. Этo ж ты мeня cдeaнoнил?
A вooбщe, ecли интepecнo, из-зa cвoих зaвышeнных cтaндapтoв я нaчинaю нoвый пoиcк "тoй caмoй".
>>
speak english you fucking commies
>>
Today's lesson: Never trust a Vox doctor.
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>>135171295
нaхyй пшeл

>>135171098
Пpивeт Шигги гo дpyжить мeня зoвyт Hикoлaй a тeбя?
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>>135171098
Я нe дeaнoнил никoгo, я тaким нe зaнимaюcь! Tы тaм дaвaй нe нaзывaй cвoи cтaндapты зaвышeнными, вaйфы oни нa тo и вaйфы, чтoбы быть идeaльными Ho, ecли cыщeшь, cлишкoм нe yвлeкaйcя мeчтaниями; caмки нe вceгдa oпpaвдывaют oжидaния: мoя вoт oкaзaлacь coвceм нe пpaвocлaвнoй и ни кaпли нe cлaвянкoй, a вeдь я нoчи нaпpoлёт eё тaкoй вooбpaжaл
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>>135167121
I did, they eventually let me out so it's not a big deal

Then I got autolinged and blew the borgs
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>>135171339
Except to loot your pockets while you're under.
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>>135171339
>>135171449
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>>135171390
Hикoлaй, дaвaй вмecтe дpyжить c Шыггoй, я Бopя!
>>
cheeki breeki ni v damka
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>>135171390
>>135171416
Peбят, вы y мeня нa вcём вгcтeйшoнe caмыe нacтoящиe дpyзья.
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>>135171339
I dindu nuffin but throw a pie at the warden before everything exploded
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs
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>Caught between an explosion and a plasmaflood as some kind of hero plays

That was a really fun round, bombing rounds are surprisingly fun when you're barely holding onto life
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>>135171610
Haдo былo нa мacлeницy вмecтe идти! У мeня былo бы c кeм вoдить хopoвoд! Aж дyшa paдyeтcя oт киpиллицы в тpeдe бacypмaнcкoм! Я б cпeл!
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>>135171643
They're less fun when you get hit by the blunt of it from nowhere.

Really the game gets the most fun when you're one of the few survivors, trying to scrounge up supplies from bodies and survive whatever created the mess in the first place. Sadly that involves taking out 75% of the players.
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>play a fat character
>someone gets bussed into a cat
>the admins give me the eat mutant power and I devour them whole
>proceed to eat Runtime as well
>be a fat shit all round
It was good
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>>135170397
I'm too passive when it comes to spess.
>see somebody breaking in
>"Whoa. No need to assume nobody's going to help you, and so you start smashing shit in to skip the middle man break in without asking first, Mr. Unknown. At least clean up your mess and patch the hole in the window you left. Oh, you're not going to do that, and are going to chloral scrubglove stunlock welderspace me for asking you politely to ask first? Well, alright then. Can you at least let me take off my suit sensors and headset first to make it easier on yo-" >DEAD
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>>135172017
Fuck, is that what happened to Runtime?
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>>135172017
You're lucky. The only bus I get is admins yelling at me for being a crazy fucker.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_CnRSJ9fa0
so, what is this?
>>
What's the hotkey for AI private radio?
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>>135172251
I've never been a part of a bus.
I must be too boring to be a part of a bus.
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>>135172750
144.7
>>
>https://github.com/kremius/karya-valya
uh
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>>135172017
One of the funniest shit I did once was to get both invisibility and super eating. Then waiting for people to walk by and start stuffing their limbs in my gaping mouth. Takes too long to hurt them, especially when they freak the fuck out and run away.
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>>135172246
Yes. Runtime got eaten.
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[10:36:38]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp at (323,219,1)
[10:36:41]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp at (323,221,1)
[10:51:57]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/basilisk at (260,302,5)
[10:52:48]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath at (267,276,5)
[10:58:28]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) deleted the gas mask at (0,0,0)
[11:02:56]ADMIN: dragonbro/(Clown) deleted the breath mask at (0,0,0)

I'm keeping this in case you make it a habit to fuck with me.
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>>135172750
>>135172838
Is there a list of all these channels somewhere?
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>>135172838
That's not a hotkey that's the actual channel. Everyone knows that.
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>>135173607
:h department radio
:c Command Channel
:s Security Channel
:m Medical Channel
:e Engineering Channel
:n Research Channel
:u Supply Channel
:d Service Channel

145.9: Common
144.7: Private AI Channel
135.9: Security
135.7: Engineering
135.5: Medical
135.3: Command
135.1: Science
134.9: Service
134.7: Supply
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>>135173530
wat
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>>135153430
Wrong
The spider daughters he kept after a fling
But his actual wife is someone else
[/spoiler]and no one will ever catch onto who it is[/spoiler]
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>>135173948
why isn't research :r ?
>>
Was looking into telescience. If you look at the map renders, are they simple X and Y axises? For example, you take coordinates of something with your GPS, and you want to teleport something 2 tiles above that. Does it work as simple as adding 2 to the Y coordinate and hitting zap?
>>
Guys.
I have an idea.
What if we fused Rail and Hanako together to make the ultimate meme of the month waifu?
A Vox slimegrill.
We have the technology. It must be done.
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>>135174486
What happens if you inject slime people toxin into a vox anyway ?
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>>135174291
I think because it's called Science channel, and S is already being used for Security, so they went with scieNce
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>>135174291
I always thought n was for NEEEEEEEERDS
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>>135174973
But that's for Atmos Techs. Science is just guys filling checklists. The true nerds of science are the xenoarchs and xenobotanists.
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>>135174292
Yes, it is just XY coordinates.
Calibrate it first by labeling it and sending it to 50, 50, and checking where it went with another GPS. Say it went to 53, 52, that's an offset of 3, 2.
Put that in, and it should be accurate.
Now, all you need to do is run around with a GPS or check the crew monitor to get coordinates to send/receive things. Some high priority spots can't be tele'd to/from without bluespace crystals, though. Ask the miners if they ever find a crate of them.
And you're done.
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>>135175281
>the jobs nobody does are actual sciences and not checklists
GEE, I WONDER WHY.
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>>135176193
It really is true that nobody plays atmos tech.

Even people rolling atmos tech mostly do it for the suit and then fuck off to do god knows what.

And then you have the fuckers who do those god awful 5 volume pump manifolds. What the fuck are you DOING.
>>
>play gimmick sec
>tell anybody I catch committing crimes a few tips on how to do it better (Mention that the vault camera has a motion sensor, stuff like that)
Is this a good idea
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>>135176489
thats not much of a gimmick
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>>135176489
they'll kill you while you're typing
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>>135176489
Pretty fuccking shitty unless you're an antag yourself
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>>135176489
Playing a diona not hopped on hyperzine as a warden is hilarious.

Prisoners get so fucking angry when it takes 2 minutes to move them places.
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>>135176859
Oh my god that sounds fantastic
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>>135175698
Alright, thanks. Science can make their own bluespace crystals anyways so that should be no problem. The calibration should be easy enough, I was mainly wondering about interaction with the map.
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>>135173530
>Somebody fucks with mcpowergame extraordinaire

:^)
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>>135174027
DragonBro thought it was funny to delete my voice changer gasmask while in plasma, repeatedly.

Then spawned carp around me and a basilisk and a goliath.
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>>135177514
the exact co-ords of everything changes slightly each time i've noticed, so it's pretty trial and error
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>>135173530
Dragonbro you're better than this
remember the golden days of your first few months
dont give into the edgy badmin side
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>>135177852
make deadmin request
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>>135177852
Those timings say otherwise

>Look at the co-ordinates and logs
>The carp were spawned by the toxins window
>The basilisk spawned by the research shuttle, and the goliath(s) (You missed one) almost inside the asteroid

I don't know who you are, but you have some sort of victim complex
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>>135178408
I didn't say at the same time you mongoloid. He spawned first carp when I was in space, the the other 2 on outpost when I was there.
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>>135178870
>>135177852
>DragonBro thought it was funny to delete my voice changer gasmask while in plasma, repeatedly.

>Then spawned carp around me and a basilisk and a goliath.

The 'then' implies it was after the events that transpired previously, and unless you were inside the toxins window, or on the outside of the research outpost, then you're somewhat wrong here
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>>135179023
Irrelevant how you try to twist this, he's a shitmin and abused his power deleting my antag item in plasma.
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so lads, what is a good job for a noob?

botanist?
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>>135179521
Janitor, Cargo Tech. Bartender if you're into RP.
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>>135179521
Assistant if you want to know the controls.
Ask people if they need help, most people will be more than happy to teach.

Librarian if you just want to stay out of the way.

Chaplain if you want to try the whole RP out, cause no-one's coming to you unless you make an effort to get them there.

Mechanic if you want to build anything for fun cause not once am I ever bothered for actual work while being one.

Security and Medbay because sometimes being thrown in the deep end is the best teaching method.
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>join Colonial Marines
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>135179521
Assistant if you want to learn the controls
Janitor cargo tech for getting to know the basics
Service jobs (bartender chef botonist) are good for getting a hand on RP and learning complex jobs
Then you can move to medical or science
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>>135179314
You also imply that they deleted it twice, where deleting it once would remove it, hence the word 'delete'

0,0,0 are not co-ordinates on any map, can you prove it was your mask(s) besides your word?

If you were in plasma, how were you not dead instantly?

From what I recall, there was N2O in that flood as well, would you not have been rendered unconscious instantly if your mask was not present to prevent you from breathing it?
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>>135179606
>>135179797
>>135179935
thanks guys

gonna start as an assistant
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Isn't 0,0,0 the thunderdome?
I remember reading that in the code somewhere at some point but I may be retarded.
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>>135180567
0,0,0 aren't co-ordinates on any of the z-levels, including CentComm. The station's z-level in thr logs is 1, not 0
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>>135180369
You know what, I didn't want to make a deadmin request on you. Now I will.
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>>135181284
I don't know who you are, or what happened, but do it.
I need a good laugh.
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>>135181284
On me? I'm not even an admin, just somebody nitpicking in the same manner as you
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>>135176428
Maximizing distro pressure, what are you doing?
>>
>>135179606
>>135179797
>>135179935
update
got killed by a wizard while trying to make a pizza
>>
>>135168883
>>135168883
>;HELP
>;WHERE!?
>;OH GOD HELP ME!
>;WHERE?
>;HELP
>suit sensors off
EVERYTIME
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>>135182634
update
was erp'ing in dorms when a bear showed up, didn't even maul me.
>>
>>135182647
>>135182647
>>135182647
>>135182647

New thread lads.
>>
>>135182634
>>135182710
Cause you're new, little hint.
DON'T SAY WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE ROUND HERE, IT'S THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET BANNED
But you're new so it won't be for too long.

What happens in the round, stays in the round until the round is complete.
>>
>>135182724
>90 posts early

Holy shit man you fucked up, you're at least 2 hours too early.
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>>135182724
>page 1
>new thread
delete this
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>>135183031
>tfw you somehow read 640 as 740.
Fucking hell I am retarded today... I need some alkysine.
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>Try to delay the round to deal with Paul Blart killing borgs and arresting people for killing his pet carp, Pool Blert
>It ends anyway
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>>135184028
Paul Blart was so fucking bad, goddamn.
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>>135174291
:r is ERT channel.
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>>135184018
delete the thread and try again later?
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>>135184213
Didn't set a password.
>>
DragonBro deadmin request http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&p=9555

:^)

Eat shit you shitmin, this is for poly.
[09:52:26]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Charlie Horen) has gibbed *no key*/(Poly)
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>>135184605
>it was termedclepe all along

Why was he allowed back?
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>>135184813
Has there ever been a single case where someone appeals a rightful permaban and DOESN'T end up being an insufferable cunt once again?
>>
>>135184945
>>135184813
Sorry for not taking dicks up my ass.
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>>135173530
so the unnamed Clown who suicided after I took his belongings was dragonbro, nice.
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>>135181976
That's the worst way to do it. You do know a single, normal pipe from atmos to station distro does the exact same job as that setup right ? Make it a valve so you can remove it, if you want to.

If you want to increase distro pressure, you need to increase the gas miner output, not the exchange between the small pipe network in atmos to the whole distro system, that doesn't do jack shit.
>>
Test server IP in the OP isn't working lahve
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>>135184813
but he is right here, metagrudge is big no-no for everyone here.
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>Post my POV to the deadmin request
>By the time I'm finished, nuklear's already deadminned me without a talk-to or posting in the deadmin request themselves

Peace out, spessmen, finally free
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>>135193506
Who are you again
>>
>>135184945
There have been a couple guys that have gotten lots of bans/permas/a long ban and either appealed it or evaded it and turned out to be alright guys

Redun is a good example, so is that guy who played Brodie Isaman.
There are a couple of other good examples but I can't think of any names off the top of my head
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>>135193946
Delete this.
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>>135166182
Borgs don't open their covers they unlock them you dunce
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>>135192206
Fuck off termedclepe2
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>>135188116
Well multiple volume pumps makes the pumping quicker. I usually do it in case of emergencies. I'll have one gas pump set at 1500ish kPa for normal running and then I'll have 4 backup volumepumps for quick filling of distro if needed. Also replacing valves with pumps is lazy and just asking for sabotage.
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>>135194424
i am not termedcunt2, retard
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>>135193876
Nobody, thats how I joined, and thats how I had hoped I'd leave, as somebody forgettable
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> Arrive on station at 12:35
> Power is failing
> No engine has been setup
> Start setting up the SME quickly
> AI keeps trying to turn on the emitters when : The collectors aren't filled, the cold loop isn't connected, the janitor and I aren't wearing rad suits or engineering rigs
> Keep trying to stop it but it won't stop
> Multiple breaches and atmos failures
> Robust up the distro system, killing a shitload of spiderlings in the process
> Other engineer says he won't fix anything because he didn't get his drink
> Medbay is complaining of power issues
> A wire was snipped, can't find it, have to make a redundant line
> People keep pulling fire alarms
> Go back to atmos because alarm
> Spiders broke my air chambers
> Get jumped by spiders
> SME alert goes off at the same time I manage to get out
> Go investigate even if in pain
> The SME room is fucking gone
> Sing is loose, ate the shard
> Plasma flood in what remains of engineering
> Virus goes off, get infected, dying of plasma toxins, spider venom and virus on the escape shuttle
> Barely make it out
>>
>>135193506
>>135195518
good luck wherever life leads you spess friend
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>>135194158
The cover was open you dunce, I gave a VTEC upgrade as well
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>>135194457
It still won't do much if the atmos air pipes don't have enough air in them. Because you need something to fill distro with.

And even then, it's still not faster than a bunch of other methods, and won't fill past a certain threshold. However, that method is quick, I'll admit that, but it's not the point of atmos. Especially not the main line. I suggest, if you want to have quick refill options, to make gigantic air tanks available at any time, have them fill over a large period of time, and when you need them, you can use them in a pinch for a variety of uses.
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>>135194158
I hate to break it to you, but borgs can open their cover. They can use their crowbar on themself.
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>>135198146
> Station time 12:35
> Power isn't setup
> There's a mommi and two engineers
> The atmos tech does it

Every fucking shift engineering.
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