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>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.
>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>134956586
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k
>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not.
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>>135181193
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
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Also reminder that kspg has its own region in Nationstates and it is currently ded as fuck
http://www.nationstates.net/region=the_volatile_lands_of_kspg
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These are the final days for Angry Anon
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>>135181901
Those are the final days of us all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqPDiF6N99A
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>>135182023
No, but specifically the guy who sits on this thread for 18 hours a day, insinuates Squad works hard and has earned all their money and is totally not embezzling the funds, committing tax fraud and cheating us all out of 80% of early access donations while working on a second version of the game the initial investors will have to re-buy.
Reminder, Squad is an indie, you are entitled, and if you have a problem with KSP you hate space.
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>>135182405
What pets do you have?
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>>135182457
tone it down
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Reminder that he asked everyone not to bring his name up anymore, yet he brings up his shit by himself constantly
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>>135182531
Anon pls
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>>135182405
>80%
What happened to it being 95%?
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So are we fucking doing anything in nationstates or what?
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NEW POLL
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>tfw no qt satchie gf tonationstateswith
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p l o p
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What is with you pet diddlers?
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>>135182948
Doesn't look like it.
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Is 1.1 just a meme?
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>>135187996
Memes exist.
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Haven't touched the game in 2 years,
science or career mode anyfun?
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>>135188697
No.
Just timesucks the devs use to excuse not working while collecting money for a game that will never be complete.
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>>135188697
Science is fun
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>>135188697
Career + career mods is legit fun
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>>135189872
>legit
:^)
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>>135188697
Don't listen to the contrarian fucks.
Yes we have gripes with squad, but the whole game isn't garbage.
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>>135190371
I sorry we have a different view of fun, but IMO mods turn that trash they call stock career mode into something enjoyable.
I don't have fun in sandbox so this is the only way to make KSP fun for me
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>>135191274
Garbage has a purpose
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>>135191274
The question that was asked is if certain game modes are fun, a subjective thing. I replied "No" since I don't find them fun.
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Sandbox/career/science is the stupidest fucking thing ever
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>>135188697
The new aerodynamics system is pretty fun. Wings feel more like big air-catching panels than magic lift generators. Rockets will now flip out if given too high a TWR, made tail heavy, or not flown in a proper gravity turn. Billy thinks his game is broken. They also completely rewrote the heat system to be physically accurate, needing radiators and such for big heat sources, but there aren't really enough of them to make it a real consideration. We have resource now ("ore"), with some very basic SCANSat functionality for finding it.
tl;dr there's more game here than you left, but don't expect it to hold your interest as long as what you've played so far did.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k_h9g4eoAI
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This is your brain on Kerbal
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>>135193421
Sandbox is just sandbox, nothing wrong with that
Career is garbage with no balance, it could be good if it wasn't for lolmexicans, nothing wrong with it existing, just with how it was made.
Science is sandbox with tech progression or, if you want to see it from another perspective, it's career without the money grind, nothing wrong with that
Each of them has its pros and cons, but I can't see what's wrong with having these modes and frankly, I don't even know what would be the alternative
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I visited MEG and /mwog/ of nostalgia today.
Seriously considering ordering an exit bag t b h.
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>>135195673
That's a typical Unity 4 problem.
It had no inbuild UI system so Squad had to improvised and fucked everything up!
How dare the Unity devs make other game devs produce a quality game on their own!
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>>135196053
SQUAD should drop support for Unity. They don't need that kind of bad publicity dragging their games down.
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FUCK SQUAD
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SERIOUSLY, FUCK SQUAD.
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>tfw no qt satchie gf
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>>135199362
Why have a satchie gf when you can have an un-satchie gf?
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>>135199476
>he doesnt want a satchie gf
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I call it the X-1.
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>>135200072
disgusting anon
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It's missing a ladder.
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>>135200705
i change my mind
CUTE
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Why are the satchie memers memeing so fucking much
I can't even tell them to go fuck their pets because I told the other anon I'd tone it down
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>>135200907
>I am triggered by shitposting
kys
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>>135201078
3D waifufagging is the absolute fucking worst
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http://strawpoll.me/7083798
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>land minmus probe on the edge of a flat area
>get flats data
>fly a few meters up the slope
>get slopes data
>fly a little further up the slope
>get lowlands data
>fly just a little further
>get midlands data
ayy lmao
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>>135201546
>career mode
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>>135199756
>he would unironically a satch
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>>135201794
>not playing true paradigm
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>you will never live in space
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>>135201534
Fuck Khouri
Marry Volyova
Kill Skade
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>>135200796
I'm going to have to change it a bit if I want it to fly. 200m/s on the runway isn't enough.
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>>135202270
>you will never die in space
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Breaking the sound barrier right as we leave the runway isn't enough to fly.
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>>135203582
Maybe your CoL is fucked up.
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>>135203582
Needs more wing.
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landing close to your target is fun!
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New planets when.
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>>135204097
When you install OPM.
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Remember when KSP was comfy?
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>>135204332
It's been such a long time.
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>>135204332
It's comfy now that we're in the air.
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Wings exploded due to heating at ~Mach 3.8
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>>135204935
Did the pilot survive? I hope not.
>>135204097
They should try to make the current ones interesting before adding more.
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>>135205336
Hit water at twice the speed of sound. No survivors.
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>>135204332
remember? im comfy right now
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>>135205497
Good.
>>135205501>you will never hug snakefag from behind while he escapes the moon
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>>135205573
anon pls
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>>135205336
Any thoughts on how you'd make it more interesting? Even if they overhauled the terrain system to look like space engine, planets would still be devoid of purpose. At least there'd be some variety to sightseeing.
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what a kerbal landing xD
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Now that I beat Metroid Fusion I'm gonna play Kirby & The Amazing Mirror. I wish I had a Gameboy Advance in my youth. Those games are extremely fun.
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>>135208254
>tfw took my gba with pokemon ruby to middle school all the time
>someone stole it from my backpack
>a few weeks alter i see a kid holding a familiar looking gba with pokemon ruby in it
>its my gba, batterys held in by duct tape and all
>yank it out of his hands
>he had erased my save
you reminded me anon. you reminded me of the pain.
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>>135208254
Played through the Advance Wars games yet? They sold me on the turn-based strategy genre.
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>>135208720
I'm sorry. Some kid once stole a LEGO Bionicle from me while I had invited him and a few other to my birthday party. That's just youth.
I still don't know who did it.
>>135208823
No, sadly I only have a very limited collection.
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>>135209063
Emulate, my friend.
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>>135209589
>implying I'm hip enough to have a smartphone
I said to myself that it's just a trend when those things came out and so I passed. Still waiting for them to die out desu.
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>tfw gaga plays on your playlist
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>>135210106
iktf senpai
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>>135210076
emulate on your pc then :^)
>>135210273
isnt it comfy?
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>>135210506
>emulate on your pc then :^)
But that's not comfy at all.
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>Advance Wars
G O A T
O
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T
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Who here likes hugs?
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Why is there a new thread when there hasn't been any new updates? I wouldn't mind if people actually posted shit they were making but it's the same people bitching about squad everytime. It's a $20 indie game get over it
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>>135214258
Yeah, about that $20...
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>>135214356
It was when I bought it my bad
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Ayy, how are you all doing lately?
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>>135214754
Hullo!
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>>135214754
Hello baccy!
Squad still a shit, 1.1 in experimentals ::::^^^^)))), remotetech pushed back. The usual I guess. Atleast /kspg/ has been relativly comfy lately.
What about you?
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>>135214754
Hullo my friend.
Same as always, perhaps with a little less awfulness since you were las here.
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>>135214754
Hullo
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>>135214754
Bac! Missed ya' m80. Been better, mom's in the hospital. You?
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>>135214754
Aren't you up late? How ya doin baccy?
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snek are you having a rehearsal dinner?
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>>135214754
HEXAGON KSC SYSTEM
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>>135214904
Hullo, glad to see snekposting is alive and well.
>>135214995
Shame about remote tech. Looking forward to rocket part rework (and some other potential stuff) from Porkjet in 1.2, he's doing incredible content lately and the PBR texturing he's showing is getting better and better.Porkjet works aside, let's take bets at how badly VAB/SPH interior lighting is fucked up in 1.1, since it was reliant on Unity 4 lightmapping and they definitely had to rebake it from scratch. I'd bet they have left a directional light on instead of spots and forgot to turn window lights on.
>>135214995
>>135215591
I'm doing great myself, been working on a new game with Chad (C7), having a lot of fun with that. Tons of work with architectural modeling, programming comfy and efficient editor tools, setting up cool asset pipelines. Also, I get to draw giant walking robots, and who can say no to that.
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>>135215990
>new game with c7
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Can someone post that picture of B9? I need it for reasons.
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>>135215990
Walking simulator when?
That blog you were running for it looked awesome.
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>>135215990
>Porkjet works aside, let's take bets at how badly VAB/SPH interior lighting is fucked up in 1.1, since it was reliant on Unity 4 lightmapping and they definitely had to rebake it from scratch. I'd bet they have left a directional light on instead of spots and forgot to turn window lights on.
They showed a picture of the inside of the VAB and it was indeed fucked up. IIRC the baked lights weren't right and the "decals" for spotlight flares you did weren't there at all.
(I'll find a link)
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>>135215990
>Porkjet works aside, let's take bets at how badly VAB/SPH interior lighting is fucked up in 1.1, since it was reliant on Unity 4 lightmapping and they definitely had to rebake it from scratch. I'd bet they have left a directional light on instead of spots and forgot to turn window lights on.
Holy shit,I knew something was off about the lighting in the experimental version. But the thing it is also somehow off outdoors.
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>>135216345
>(I'll find a link)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/130299-devnote-tuesday-everyone-pitches-in/
http://i.imgur.com/Oyz5yl4.png
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>>135215973
Shame it won't be used.
>>135215581
Oh hey, Ivan. Best of wishes to her, hoping she'll get well soon!
>>135216216
That picture?
>>135216316
I'll use many of the systems from that Curvy asset I helped other folks with (for spline extrusions like all those pipes etc.) and from this new game (level generation, asset pipeline etc.) in the walking simulator eventually, they are a good fit. But for now I don't have the time to work on it, unfortunately. In a sense it's not really frozen, since I still work on useful systems, but yeah, probably don't expect blog updates soon.
>>135216586
Aww yeah.
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>>135214754
Just recently I managed to convince someone to molest his pets, and I found out that there's someone else here that also fucks his pets
So as of now we have a grand total of 3 zoophiles
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>>135216820
The one of your social media profile some Anon dug up. Ted claims to have never seen a picture of you. You and Kasper look concerningly alike btw.
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>>135216820
Shit, I didn't even know you were hanging around when I asked. What the fuck are you doing back around here?
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>>135217245
I don't know, I just happened to. I always thought it was a comfy place with fun folks, so why not hang around from time to time.
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>>135218056
I just chalked it up to you being a sociopath like the rest of us. Nice to have you back. Walking simulator updates please. I know you have the webms made.
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>>135218330
Speak for yourself buddy, I'm a total normie as far as social skills and mental illnesses go
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>>135218534
[halfhearted reeeee]
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>>135218056
Do you think working on sandbox/science/career is productive development or would you say it is a false paradigm?
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>>135218952
What happened to it being a false asymptote?
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>>135218534
Speaking of normieness
>talking to someone IRL
>topic somehow turns to bestiality in the bible
>they mention "There's a lot more animal fuckers than you think out there, you probably even know a few and don't even know"
>[nervous chuckle]
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>>135219139
He knows nigga.
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>>135219139
I thought you were proud of your relationship with your pets
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>tfw Dr. Turkey told you he would reach out to Bac9 to see if he was interested in a Creative Director position
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>>135219237
I'm pretty sure he doesn't
I mean, it's not like I have a large-breed female dog or anything, I just have a cat
>>135219331
As far as everyone who knows me is concerned, I only fap to humans
Pretty sure most people that know me don't even know that I have a cat
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>>135219569
So you know that what you do is wrong
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>>135219784
No, I just know that admitting to it is an awful idea
I mean, I don't even tell people that I like dick, as far as everyone's concerned I'm straight
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>>135219569
>Hey Anon, how's it going? Did you have a good weekend?
>I fap to humans.
>Oh, okay, I took the kids out to the park but then it started to rain. How did you spend your rainy day?
>Fapping to cat d--humans
>Please never speak to my children
>But they are humans, maybe I will fap to them
>*winks*
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LOOKWHOI FOUND NIGGERS
https://twitter.com/AnDiieCaTaNo
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>>135220272
Is that badie?I would
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>>135219932
Actually, it goes a bit more like
>Hey Anon, how's it going? Did you have a good weekend?
>I WAS- I was DEFINITELY masturbating my ca-MYSELF, thank you very much
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>>135219905
So yes, you do know that what you do is wrong
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>>135220379
She can actually write correctly though
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>>135220382
At least you correctly said "I was definitely masturbating myself thank you very much"
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>>135220790
Yes
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>>135220534
She was tweeting in spanish before the new year. Poor grasp of english confirmed.
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>>135220952
YES
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>>135221039
Delete this
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I mean normally I'd be judgemental but considering how hard she has worked and how much she has added she obviously deserves some time offshe and I are cancerbuddies :^)
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>>135221181
>she and I are cancerbuddies :^)
What does that even mean
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>>135221242
No?
Seems we're in agreement, then
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>>135221310
No we aren't
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>>135221578
What's wrong with bestiality, then?
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>>135215990
Glad to hear you're doing well... Sorry for late reply, I was eating...
Seems like you've got alot going at the moment, and you're content with it, that's great!
Best of luck baccy, wish you well.
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>>135221621
You tell me, I'm not the one hiding it from friends
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>1.1(new meme)
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>>135221914
You tell me how the fact that I'm hiding it means that I think it's wrong
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>>135191274
>Le contrarians xD
The game is garbage and shit without mods/plugins.
What does that mean? That Squad is shit and their work on the game is shit
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>>135222070
Because you wouldn't pretend not to be a zoophile when questioned about it if you didn't think there was something wrong with that
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>>135222407
Bestiality is illegal
Regardless of whether it's right or wrong, admitting to committing it on a regular basis is a bad idea
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>>135222334
AMEN BROTHA
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>>135222579
Fair enough, I completely forgot it was illegal
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>>135220964
>Squad in charge of hiring "useful" community managers that can't use the lingua franca, that is taught at schools, that is literally everywhere in the world.
Confirmed retarded qt
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>>135222849
It's easy to forget when getting away with it is such a trivial task, provided you aren't parading yourself around to the point where the cops are pretty much obligated to arrest you
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GDC Wednesday is our ground zero. They'll be revealing a bunch of shit no one gives a fuck about because this game was old in 2013, and then when another 200 million in preorders fail to materialize, they will take it out on the fans by moving 1.1 back into QA for the gazillionth time.
My point is we'll be flooded with new billies and uncomfortably active for the later part of the week, so we should be sure to get all our comfy shitposting in now during the calm before the storm.
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Just started playing after a year +/- break.
Somehow the game is less optimized than when I left it. It's so fucking laggy. Running 10FPS with a 350 part ship, what is this shit? It wasn't this bad when I left...
Any tips for optimizing FPS?
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>>135224002
Leave the atmosphere and don't be near the ground.
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>>135224002
There isn't a god damn thing you can do
Hawe fun :^)
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>>135224121
Here's the problem, I'll be in the middle of space and the FPS is the same as at the launch pad.
Fuck SQUAD, I'm glad I got their POS game at $8 a long time ago.
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>>135224398
waste of $8 desu
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>>135224398
Okay, then see >>135224152 for a full support breakdown
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>>135224398
Could've had a great subway and a soda with that kind of cash to be honest my man.
>Not downloading the gog version
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>>135224512
Well if he really wants to fix the problem he can alwaysrun uninstall.exe __________________________
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>>135220272
Fuck me, wow. They should put her on stream.
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>>135224985
inb4
>Iamsodarncool: M'badie might I inquire as to if you are so betrothed to a man friend or if I may avail you of my services of listening and trusting friendship?
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>>135225000
check'd
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>>135224742
I got subway on my way home because of this. Thanks.
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>>135224742
gog version?
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>>135226126
No probs m8
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>>135225745
I can only hope so.
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>>135226549
I've been getting the meatball marinara too much, but I love how warm it is. What other good subs are predominantly warm like that?
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>>135225745
>m'badie
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>>135226542
The gog version, as in from a torrent site since the gog version doesn't have drm
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>>135226853
None of the KSP versions have DRM
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>>135226853
Steam doesn't either, nor the websiteI'm wondering if Squad's "pirate it if you want" attitude is connected to their tenuous legal position of using investments as profits
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>>135226853
Dude...
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>>135227181
Kill yourself Max
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>>135226706
Can you handle spicy stuff?
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>Your honor, it's clearly the case that the developers always openly invited piracy to the extent they could within the forums they were speaking. For you see, they knew they would never be able to complete a finished, marketable game, so instead they took in all donations as profit and then worked as charity for five years, slicing off little pieces of corporate profit as paychecks and bonuses and contracts no lawyer ever laid eyes on.
You see, they are still working on faith -- faith that money will continue pouring in the bank, and that, your honor, is what makes Squad's use of tax shelters, misappropriation, deception, malfeasance, embezzlement and fraud totally legal. KSP was never meant to be a finished game.
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>>135227943
You still haven't told me what pets you have
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>>135228369
A goat and a donkey and we have threesomes every night and we're in love thanks for asking.
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Fucking a.Soon.Like not SOON soon, but pretty soon. Fuck me sideways.
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>>135228567
Pls
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>>135228634
Okay.
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>>135228634
What is this
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>>135228634
GDC wednesday.
"Secret features" announced
>barn
tweakable fairings
1.2 development begins in september
1.1 delayed until july
who even cares any more
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Does anyone even play this game?
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>>135228918
Once or twice a month I open it until I get to the KSC then I usually quit
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>>135228868
You seem to care a lot
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>>135228868
0 for 5 friend. All that is peanuts compared to what is coming.
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>>135229242
Your last few predictions didn't amount to anything.
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>>135229067
About their press releases?I care about development, so not a whole lot to focus on these past three or four years.
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>>135229408
"Haven't". It's all the same thing. It's coming. It will not be denied. It will be the single largest thing to happen to this game and will change its future forever. I'm out.
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>>135229719
Actually his version was grammatically correct, and your version would have required correcting "amount" to "amounted" -- his version gives you less credence which is what you deserve.
Didn't predict shit.
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Evens, attempt an Eve mission
Odds, attempt a Duna mission
0, attempt an Eeloo mission
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>>135230228
do a flip this time to make it feel a little different
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>>135229713
You care enough to make shit up, like the existence of a barn in game
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>>135230485
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>>135229952
Thanks for the backup grammar police-police.
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>>135230631
It's not in 1.1, get over it, what you are saying is wrong
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>>135230813
I guess we'll seeafter time collapses
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>>135231895
>My piano exam is in two weeks
Shit.
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>>135233810
You best be practicing
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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Having your fetish be illegal nearly everywhere can really be a pain in the ass sometimes
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>>135234057
Fuck off cat fugger/pedo
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>>135034124
Thanks anon, I didn't even see that menu
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>>135234115
>implying there are legitimate pedophiles on /kspg/There aren't, right?
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>computer is doing weird shit
>I'll reboot into safe mode to make sure this isn't some malware nonsense
>0xc0000225: A required device isn't connected or can't be accessed
FUCK
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>>135233934
I am.
>tfw your teacher confronts you for your insecurities
>tfw he's the only person in years that could change me in a single moment
>>
>>
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>>135216216here anon
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>>135236085
wew lad
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>>135236085
Would fug If I didn't like feminity/10
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*shifts boner*
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>>135236317
You couldn't say no in person.
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>tfw yourdoglicks your_ear
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>>135236889
dirty ears
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>>135236819
You're right.
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Im getting drunk after just two beers.
Mother fuggin wew lad
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>>135237876
put a caption on it saying something like "dude...." Or a fun variant of [xxx intensifies]
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>>135238126
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>>135237565
ajj lmau
Next time buy whisky
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>>135238456
But my beer ismexican
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>>135238389
Nah..reference is too obscure
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Holy shit, has the slavwizard returned? JUST
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>>135238602
gaze into the archives and learn, hatchling
https://web.archive.org/web/20150318052128/http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/entries/747-The-Making-Of-New-KSC
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>>135238849
No you idiot, I got the reference, I was just saying that not many people know his face and the reference may be too obscure for them.
Focus on the reaction rather than the person, I want to be able to use this more than once in a lifetime when the perfect conditions arise for a [competence intensifies] b9 meme to be appropriate
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>>135239041
Make it yourself you piece of shit
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>>135239041
You lost me at "person," sorry.
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>>135239163
I can't you sack of dicks
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>>135238513
Buy tequila
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Plop
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>>135239229
That picture's literally made in ms paint, he didn't even rotate it or anything
Just open it up and make something
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>>135239432
I am on mobile, I can't edit shit
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>>135239492
>on mobile
Consider suicide
I mean, I do that every time I'm forced to post from my phone
Trying to navigate through shit and click the right things on a bullshit fucking touch screen can probably be considered a form of torture
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ITS HAPPENING
IM GONNA LAUNCH A HUGE ROCKET RIGHT INTO CUSTODIAN STATION
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>>135239734
What
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>>135239729
No fuck that, browsing 4chan from mobile is indeed a fucking torture.
I use Clover for that, it's perfect
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>>135239927
Why are you using your phone to post?
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>>135240036
Because I'm a fucking normie that uses his phone for like 80% of his internet browsing and has very little time to stay at home in front of a computer.
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>>135240178
what are you doing out in your normie world right now, normie?
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>>135240178
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135240178
How much time do you spend outside?
At no point when I'm outside do I ever feel compelled to deal with the bullshit that is touchscreens
I might boot up Simplerockets, but that's the most I'd ever do
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>>135240368
~The creator of simplerockets
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>>135240368
This.
If I really need to use a computer while out I just bring a laptop.
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>>135240434
Nah, if I were him I would have bothered to capitalize the R
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>>135240290
Smoking a cigarette in my car in this very moment.
>>135240368
I'm perfectly at ease with touch screens so it comes natural to me, I don't understand your problem.
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>>135240568
Cheers, I'll join you and have a cig on my balcony.
Dont forget to smoke windows down anon, carbon monoxide and shit
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>>135240568
Trying to do anything precise on a touchscreen is bullshit, and the only alternative is gigantic buttons everywhere that makes it look like it was designed for someone three times my age
And typing on a touchscreen, jesus fucking christ just put a gun to my head
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>>135240568
How's your girlfriend doing you fucking normie
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>>135240568
>>135240503
>>135240368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cmexEZGQbs
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>>135240828
Touchscreens are truly mankind's worst invention
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>>135240489
For everyday life a phone can easily replace a computer most of the time.
Every mundane task like messaging, emailing, navigating your surroundings, listening to music, browsing internet or killing time with games can be done perfectly with a phone.
Most sites have mobile versions (thanks Google for forcing them to do it so they get a better pagerank) and there is literally an app for everything nowadays, so everything is optimised for usage with a phone, you only really "need" a computer for proper gaming or for not killing yourself when trying to watch a movie on a 6inch screen, other than for working, but professional use is not the point here.
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>>135241119
Yes, except whatever task you're trying to do takes at least twice as long with a touchscreen than it does with a mouse+keyboard
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>>135241119
You *can* but most of that is unnecessary when on the go.
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ksp on wii-u touchscreen soon!
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>>135240828
You are too hard on phones, it's just a matter of getting used to itand not torturing yourself with sub-$100 crap that sucks at everything, they don't suck so much once you get around to not feeling buttons.
>>135240925
She's fine, thanks
>>135240629
Of course, second hand smoke is dangerous I heard
>>135241271
Depends on what activity you are referring to, but most of the usual stuff (typing, navigating through tabs and apps, etc) is just as fast.
You seem to think that phones are straight ports of computer interfaces, they are not, they are designed to be used with fingers and with limited screen space, you are just not used to it or you have a very very shitty phone that struggles at everyrhing
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>>135241458
Yeah because popping out a laptop is so much more convenient when on the go
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>>135241617
I've used phones plenty, I just hate using them compared to mice+keyboards
They're just so much more quick and easy and precise, I can flick my wrist over to a post number and hammer out a reply in seconds where it'd take me a minute or two to fumble around with the virtual keyboard making sure things are capitalized and nothing's mispelled
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>>135241458
It depends on what you are doing anon, if you don't have time to look at a phone, you sure as hell won't have time for a computer.
But when you can't be in front of a computer, but have time to pay attention to your phone, you will find out that phones are just as good for most of your everyday needs.
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>Not having a phone just for calls and messages
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>>135241859
Doesn't seem you use it that much to me, I mean, I can type without screwing up most of the time and the phone autocorrects successfully most of my errors.
Very little time is wasted correcting, capitalising or using punctuation compared to a traditional keyboard.
From Clover I just have tap one finger on the quote button, type away, hit send, solve the captcha and bam, I can hardly notice the difference in time between posting from the phone or from the PC.
Seriously, phones have become efficient at doing things
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>>135242397
>autocorrect
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>>135242397
>autocorrect
>using autocorrect ever
Fucking cucks.
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>>135242397
>phone
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>>135243084
>>135243445
What's wrong? it works wonderfully and you can even revert autocorrections instantly by tapping the backspace key if the word was corrected wrong or if you want to intentionally spell a word wrong.
It even learns the words you use the most and the way you type them so it hardly ever fails.
I fucking bet you think phones are shit if every time you misspell something you want to erase the whole word or you try to tap exactly in front of the wrong letter to correct it, get on with the times grampas
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if the internet died this is the only place I would mourn
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>>135244567
Nudevista would be on top for me
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>>135244567
I'd mourn a lot of places, like the international online archive of classical compositions, or motherless. But I guess I'd enjoy going out more.
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>tfw no bf
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>tfw fat
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>>135246589
>international online archive of classical compositions
what?
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>>135247391
IMSLP
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>trump leveling offCAN'TWAKEUP
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>>135249945
It's sufficient to win the nomination.
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>>135250302
The worrying thought is that the supporters of his opponent will vote Shillary.
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God damn it why does firefox keep crashing my graphics card
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>SoK was destroyed by the fucking shrimp of doom
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Don't you die on me.
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>no post in 20 minutes
>page 10
Damn, what's going on? Why is /vg/ going so fast at 10am?
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>>135258272
Are there new games coming out?
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>>135259071
Not that I know.
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DOEO
>>
ded
>>
ded indeed
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>>135210076
I'm waiting for people to spot that Apple did an Edison, basically invented fuck all, added a capacitive screen to a PDA and went OH GOD IT'S A WHOLE NEW PARADIGM.
And the media luvvies slurped it all up and gave them free advertising.
Still, at least it drove the cost of touchscreens down a bit.
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>>135265183
The fanbase is way too big for that to happen.
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>make it legal to shoot burglars
>"Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths."
>lifespan goes up by 0.07%
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>>135265273
>illegal to shoot burglars
>burglars break into their home and get suprised
>owner is home
>ownder gets killed
>legal to shoot burglars
>less burglars exists since it's way more dangerous
>less deaths
>higher lifespan
The world is complex.
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>>135265582
>YRW criminals aren't people.
>Criminals don't count towards lifespan.
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>>135265183
You should stop being angry at everyone who can market an idea better of before everyone else, that's how things work.
You come up with the idea first or you have more money to throw at advertisement and you win.
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>>135266346
But he's angry anon, anon. He feeds off the anger. Sustains himself with it. It is his nourishment.
>>
Onepointonewhen?
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>>135267540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlahvvymkxc
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>>135267849
>sharing bad metallica
You might as well have posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM
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Havent played sin a while, are stations on ground and in orbit worth it, do satelites worth it, or everything is just hit'n'run still?
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>>135269251
Nothing is worth it
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>>135269278
fact
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Badie is a
TOTAL SLUT
O
T
A
L
SLUT
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>>135269278
brb killing myself then
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>>135268762
>le metallica is bad meme
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I fucking love being single.
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I fucking hate being single.
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>>135271274
Get adog.
>>
I fucking feel nothing at all.
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>>135271681
Dogs are probably the worst pets of all.
>smell like shit 24/7
>drool all over the place
>dumb as a brick
>>
Devnotes today
>Can't tell you anything because GDC
>1.1 may have remotetech, maybe not (hint it won't but Badie isn't sure herself)
>Happy to welcome Max back after a long hiatus
>Harv is leaving but whatever
>Mu died... last year
>Been shooting pornos in the new revamped offices
>Selling all the gear they get donated
>We think the government should pay taxes to us so we've withdrawn the difference from our customers bank accounts without their consent and expect the market will just find its own equilibrium
>early access is a new method of production thank you for following us in this adventure dont report us to the authorities or we'll overdraw your entire account
>Oh and we forgot to publish this is because we are working very hard!
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http://strawpoll.me/7088423
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>>135271681
I don't have any pets, and I don't want any, and I don't think I could care for one if I had one.
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>>135272559
>someone actually voted no
Damn murricans.
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>>135269802
Not really sure where I said Metallica was bad. TDTNC is absolute garbage, though.
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>>135272446
You have shit taste.
>>135272739
Why?
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>>135272774
The presence or absence of fruit in an American's diet is a fairly accurate indicator of their political ideology.
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>>135272559
fruitsnacks count right?
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>>135272559
>american consumption of refined sugar averages to half a pound per person per day
>calorically equivalent to 17 bananas
>buy 100 bananas to last me a few weeks
>people think I'm crazy
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>>135273489
That's becausebananas are the worst fruit
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>>135273489
>thinking this will make you an american
euroslime
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>>135273842
Maybe. They're not particularly high in antioxidants. The rapid browning of exposed flesh demonstrates this.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>135273860
I'm American, but I wouldn't mind living in Spain if I could find a bilingual programming jorb. It was funny and sad to see corn syrup in the windows of Taste of America shops.
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>>135274203
I know enough spanish to know I dont want to know what that sign says
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>>135271732
Hi Satch
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>>135274321
The chucklefuck I was with seemed to take personal offense to the sign and kept whining about it later. I like that place.
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>>135274067
wants to be relaxing and swimming at beach and is sad not to be
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>>135274548
I wish. If I were a girl I'd be something special. But as a guy I'm just another neet loser.
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>>135275019
>tfw you will never be a qt busty satchie
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>>135275019
you can still be a girl... for us.
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>>135276709
Want me to wear a skirt?
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>>135276786
of coursewith bike shorts on underneath
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>>135276871
Sadly I have none of these. Otherwise I'd start posting upskirt images here.
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>>135276871
Will Simpsons undies suffice?
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>>135275134
What is this girl doing?
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>>135277235
that depends how sexy you make them look
>>
Page 10 or something.
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>>135282640
Page 8 or something.
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>>135283394
Page 8 is like the gayest page.
Sometimes I just go on /vg/8 and call all the generals there faggots.
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>>135283504
I dunno, I'd say Page 9 is the worst myself.
>>
post a meme
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>>135286493
baccy > satch
also why are both images of satch and baccy white and black? is this a thing in russia?
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>>135286786
They don't have colours in Russia
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>>135286493
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>>135287596
If my girlfriend took $120 million from my bank account and bought me a tie I'd beat the everloving shit out of her and dump her body in a river.
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>>135286493
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>>135286493
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>>135286493
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>>135286493
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>>135286493
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>>135286493
John Madden.
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>>135286493
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>>135290097
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>>135290547
Good tutorial desu.
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>>135287827
But squad didn't take $120m from your bank account
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>>135286493
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>>135291572
Squad stole $120 million worth of good will and straight dosh from the hopeful scientifically minded youth who invested in their pyramid scheme.
>>135227943
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>>135271732
>tfw after you know she has a lot of guys behind her you start to feel nothing.
"Girls have it rough" they say
"Girls know loneliness" they say.
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>>135291874
You still haven't told me what pets you have
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>>135291874
You have no idea what a pyramid scheme is, right?
>>
Evens, go for 10km today
Odds, go for 5km today
0, play KSP and deal with 14s lags
>>
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZRI1IfStY0
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>>135291962
>"Girls know loneliness" they say.
I somehow can understand this.
As a girl you never know who wants to have a relationship with you and who just wants in your pants.
If I'd be a girl I'd be super scared of everyone. So I'd be as lonely as I am now.
>>
>female coworker eating messy sandwich
>keeps flicking crumbs off her fingers in my direction
So now I dump coffee on her to show dominance, right?or is that a hate crime
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>>135294359
Nonono! You have to walk up to her and kiss her on her little tsundere nose.
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>>135294359
No, you pick bogeys from your nose and throw then at her
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>open Wikipedia
>look for time zones
>fast forward an hour
>looking at Deepwater Horizon oil spill
How the fuck did I end up here
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>>135294158
Thanks, now I think I understand her a little more. Poor girl. I just want to hug her now.
>>
>>135277580
Looks like a dwarf serving drinks and getting fondled.
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>>135295889
It's time for a game of "reach the Hitler page by clicking the least amount of Wikipedia links and starting from a random article"
Go
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>>135286786
They're hipsters.
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>>135295889
Try to find a song or stand up comedy by a black artist that doesn't once make reference to them being black.
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>>135296421
>Molly Watcke - American female long-distance runner
>1999IAAF World Cross Country Championships
>United Kingdom
>WWII
>Hitler
Fucking championship didn't have a German runner, or I could have probably a link less
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>>135296452I'd take baccy's hipster dick anytime.
>>
>>135296421
>click random article
>get started on the NSDAP page
Do I win?
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>>135296421
Rafael Núñez (hacker)
United States Air Force
World War II
Hitler
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>>135297157
There is no Hitler link in that page.
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>>135296421
Siouxsie Sioux > London > The Blitz > Adolf
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>>135297319
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>>135296421
Cydippe
Athens
World War II
Adolf Hitler
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>>135296421
>Wallie Abraham Hurwitz American mathematician
>David Hilbert german prominent mathematician
>Nazis purge
>Hitler
Looks like I'm stuck with 4 links
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>>135297497
Ah I didn't check the tabs, looks like you won
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>>135296421
HD 136118
Debra Fischer
Yale University
United States
World War II
Adolf Hitler
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>>135296421
Wet scrubber
Corrosion
Federal Highway Administration
President of the United States
World War II
Hitler
Fuck this was hard
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Angertal Formation
Germany
Adolf Hitler
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Fuck, what do I choose
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>>135298892
Go for kurdistan
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>>135299029
Doesn't seem like an improvement to me
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>>135299085
Actually I didn't even really bother reading the page. There is a link to Adolf hitler right in there because he apparently lived in that city. So new chain is:
Toxteth
Hitler
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>>135299258
A clicked link is forever, you already chose your path, better luck next time
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>>135299258
Oops he had a relative that lived in Toxteth
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>>135299237
Iran
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>>135299451
>Iran
>Berlin
>Hitler
Wew
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>>135299685
>Giving up that easily
Kill yourself m8
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>>135299825
Trying again
Fuuuuck
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>>135299918
Law enforcement
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>>135299992
Law enforcement
Volkswagen golf
Volkswagen beetle
Hitler
Apparently law enforcement is something that exist only in Australia because every fucking link was either an australian place, an australian department, an australian law or a car
I'll try one more time
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Oh come on
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>>135300596
Good episode desu
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Montague Bennett
WW2
Hitler
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>>135300596
>browse page
>find genocide
>cool, this is going to be an easy three-link victory
>click genocide
>look for Hitler
>it's not a fucking link
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135294015
This is entirely Squad's fault.
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>>135295889
Simpsons did it.
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>>135302075
I don't get it.
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>>135300893
>not editing a wikipedia article that lacks a link you expected
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>page 10
Have some reddit content that resonates with me as a KSP fancaptcha: 420
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it takes the reddit content until it is no longer ded
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>tfw no manpats left in /kspg/
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>>135290547
If Nova were still working for Squad, we might have cool shit like comets and planets with variety and backstory by now.
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>>135307910
You know they have NathanKell working for them, but the game hasn't magically turned into RSS?
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Lookie here, guys, an International Incident!
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>>135307989
Nathan has been hired for fixing shit. Nova was in charge of inventing content.
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>cargo scoop deployed
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>>135307546
I'd argue that playstyle has been disallowed by the game's direction (do exactly what career demands!) with the only changes to sandbox being 25 fps becoming 5fps
So... kinda diminishing returns there. And here. And everywhere.
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They're gonna skip devnotes again. I can feel it.I also feel a barn in our near future
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>>135308690
Sandbox has always been the only part of KSP worth bothering with, period. Science mode was a stillborn attempt at adding gameplay outside of construction and flight, and "career" mode just adds insult to injury.
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>>135309130
But they were designed and balanced by people who have no idea how to play the game, it has to be good
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Sounds like /kspg/ thinks continuing to work on science/career/sandbox is a false paradigm.Reminder the game was never meant to be finished, and that's why it's okay they're embezzling hundreds of millions of dollars
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>>135309236
They were designed by flight sim nerds. They have no concept of how to create a compelling management game, and they're unable and unwilling to back up now and admit the whole concept of career mode is built on fundamentally un-fun gameplay. No amount of tweaking can make it fun. They won't realise this until they hire someone who actually knows how to make games. Arsonide is as close as they have, and he's pretty inexperienced.
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>>135277580
Shortstack hentai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc
I wish I could think of someone while listening to this.
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>>135309570
Yes, this has been plainly obvious to us since 0.21
People want you to leave not because we disagree with you, but because you keep spamming badly-written paragraphs of things we already know
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>>135309642
>It was the producer
>It claims to be business savvy
>Can't even create a compelling management game
And nothing was added.
They won't fix it. They'll just keep digging the hole deeper until we make them give up so they stop sending C&D's to others working on space lego games.
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>>135309642
>They were designed by flight sim nerds.
At one point, they were
Now they're designed by random Mexicans they picked off the street
>>135309801
Yes, we know, fuck off
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>>135309642
Pretty much this. They made an okay sim game and when they ventured into making more "gamey" things for people to do, they went with the least imaginative, bottom-of-the-barrel design choices because they just didn't know any better. The thing is, they KNOW that science gathering is garbage, they KNOW that the tech tree isn't very good. Or at least, the newer devs do.
The problem is, for more than a year they've been working on 1.0 and 1.0v2, so they had to do aero physics overhaul, thermal overhaul, a resource system, overhauling the entire UI and adding more UI systems. And from what we know about 1.2, it's going to be visual stuff. When are they going to get around to fixing the broken shit?
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Now that Max doesn't work at Squad anymore, I wonder if he'll admit that Hugo's models were garbage
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>>135310001
the answer, anon, is never. it was designed to fail.
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>>135310931
he will but he'll just claim someone else said it if it becomes known he said such things
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>>135310001
The lack of any tidbits of shiny content being released while they were developing science and career mode seriously curtailed KSP's popularity, as evidenced by google search trends. I don't think they'd take the risk of replacing it with something serviceable even if billyadrianwould let them.
1.0 was the first proper post-career release for them, and it's been a return to pre-0.21 form: Adding gameplay depth to the underlying physics model that won the game its core audience. If anything at this point, I'd focus on the craft building system. Its simplicity is what draws people into the game initially, but once you attempt things more complicated than stacking fuel tanks, it becomes extremely clunky. It's the elephant in the room: Everyone know's it's bad, but you learn to ignore the problems and work around the bits that don't quite work right. It doesn't hit you just how bad it is until it destroys a craft in what should have been a simple change. Rebuild it, add motors and hinges and packable craft and you'll get much more gameplay for your dev time than career mode.
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>>135312092
The editor does need an overhaul, it used to be fine but with the way the part list has grown, the way parts themselves have gotten more individually customisable and the advent of procedural-ish parts (the fairings) things do need to be looked at.
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>>135312092
>gif
>cursor in frame
>gif
>only a few seconds long but still nearly 4gb
>gif
>shit resolution
shit webm desu
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CAREER MODE WAS A MISTAKE
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>continue developing base game and let modders handle career
>complete all feature requests
>resources
>wrap up development in mid 2014
>intentionally turn off cash hose just so you can deliver a final product to the fags that were stupid enough to "invest" when the "game" was still an idea
Don't you all see? We'll still be here in 2026, asking 1.3 when?
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>>135312547
>gif saved from /kspg/ before webm support
newfag pls go and stay go
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>>135313140
im surprised it didn't have an iFunny watermark
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>>135313023
I still don't know what pets you have
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>>135314065
Actually a higher being keeps me as a pet
He is very kind to me. I love him.
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>>135314174
Pls
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>tfw your teacher calls you pretty
>"n-no homo!"
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S-sometimes, I'll be staring at a cat and find that I am fully erect. What is happening inside my body to cause this?
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>>135314637
>tfw waifu calls you cute
>"oh, stop it"
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>>135314735
Third catfucker.
Just do it, like I did.
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>>135314735
Catfucker reporting, this doesn't even happen to me, usually I only pop a boner when I pet the cat or if the cat rubs it's face against my leg and my dick twitches
You're even more sexually attracted to cats than I doJUST DO ITMAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
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>>135315108
What are the signs a cat is consenting versus they are unwilling? if you can't tell, do you just assume they are willing?
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>>135315554
If a cat doesn't like what you're doing, they'd make it obvious
Also, I'm going to guess that you already have cats?
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>this conversation
>again
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>>135315742
Fuck your pets
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>>135315742
Only a matter of time until you succumb, too
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>>135316008
>suc
>cum
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>>135315554
cats cannot consent, any sexual contact between humans and cats is rape.
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>>135316403
What if a cat humps a human's leg and the human lets them?
And what about semen collection for breeding?
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>>135316579
both are totally different from raping a cat for sexual pleasure
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>>135316734
But that's still sexual contact between a cat and a human, is it not?
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>>135315741
You know how some men manhandle their women in public? That's the kind of behavior you're promoting. Cats have sophisticated mating rituals, and a beej is not like the next logical step from scratching one behind the ear.
If you're asking me to consider cats to be sexual objects, that's something I can't do. They're great for cuddles, snuggles, nuzzles and pets, but it stops there.I'm sorry. I wish I could meme with you.
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>>135316934
My female cat has helped me with my depression though. I learned to value her inconditional love.
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>>135317107
unconditional, euro
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>>135317107
unconditional*
:^)
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>if porkjet's new rocketparts aren't in 1.1
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>>135317862
From the start we knew they would come after 1.1
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>>135317946
>If, after cancelling comms, they didn't bump that shit up...
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>>135318189
Why would they? What does pushing comms back have to do with a person unrelated to the comms system?
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>>135316403
A cat who isn't spayed needs sexual stimulation when in heat in order to not be in pain. Did you know female ferrets can die if they don't get sum fuk? But a human penis is way too large for a cat and I'd call that abuse.
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>>135318295
pretty sure I read or heard that he's done.
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>>135319097
Where the fuck did you read or hear that
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>>135308690
At which version did the performance get worse? Did they do something to the physics?
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>>135307546
You're a n00b if you touch the manual controls at all instead of scripting entire missions with kRPC.
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>>135319215
I'm thinking I saw him pop up in Squadcast chat.
>>135319490
They drove off all the visionaries in 2013
https://web.archive.org/web/20150318052128/http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/entries/747-The-Making-Of-New-KSC
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>>135320204
>I'm thinking I saw him pop up in Squadcast chat.
Really, and he just happened to blurt out something he's going to be under NDA for?
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>>135320204
I've seen this shit before, but really, what happened to the physics for them to get so slow? What is actually fucking up the performance?
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>>135320534
The game hasn't slowed down, your thinking has just sped up you should be grateful :^)
>>135320650
I... I can't help you.
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>>135320964
Honestly cats are fucking disgusting and they get piss and shit all over themselves and just spread it all over by licking themselves and toxoplasmosis is real so what the fuck just get a twink boyfriend and suck his dick it's way cleaner
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>>135321374
>Not getting a needy whore and making her your slave
SATCH COME THE FUCK ON
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>>135321776
He's obviously born to suck dick, anon.
>>135321784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2GQ28sE5s
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Devnotes:
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/134294-devnote-tuesday-arrivals-and-departures/
TL;DR
>Week after vacation so little to write
>Experimentals testers have been testing
>Devs have been fixing (60+ issues)
>Trigger worked on improving KSPedia
>Arsonide improved the auto-save system, it now autosaves on different saves that it rotates through
>Experimentals is going smoother than expected overall
>Porkjet has been working on graphics and shader tweaks, including masks for the IVA overlay (http://imgur.com/a/40e05)
>GDC soon, KSP at Razer, Microsoft and Flying Tiger booths
>Community shit
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>>135322108
Yes that's right, you'll be such bomb sex that he'll wanna get married and move in the next morning.
>>135322349
>reposts same fucking picture
god fuck
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>>135322816
Oh no a minor typo
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>>135322816
>San Fransisco
How can they miss that?
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>>135323142
Probably by lacking a college education.
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Wedding when?
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>>135323723
When did he say 6 days? Was it yesterday? Was it the day before yesterday?
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>>135323723
I count three and a half
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>>135324008
74 hours.
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We're at 3.08 days and counting.
I'm seeing green across the board, everything's five-by-five. Prepare for preflight stomach flutters in t-minus 24-48 hours followed by remedial excessive alcohol intake
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>>135322349
Why the Razer booth
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>>135324984
Ugh fuck me harv must have repurposed another one of his 83 joystick input controls for a shitty peripheral
"be the kerbal" fuck me
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>>135324227
HYPE
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GOD BLESS FLORIDA
TRUMP 2016
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>>135181193
Proton is disgusting.
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>>135328317
Why
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>>135328317
Don't you like the taste of unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine?
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>>135328317
>beautiful straigh rocket with qt boosters on the side
>disgusting
I bet you'd like to strut a fucking plane on its side.
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>>135329604
Those aren't boosters on the side you utter plebian
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>>135329354
asymmetrical
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>>135330202
>UDMH
>Asymmetrical
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Thank you florida, my homestate, for putting trump in...
May he purge the fires of the government and Hillary (god forbid) and lead us to the promised land...
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>>135331403
fellow floridian
BUILD WALL
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This guy is a living meme
https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/709897380796059649
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>>135331615
wow his face looks really squashed in that pic. is he an ogre?
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>>135331615
That looks like the Razer controller explains why they're at that booth.
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>>135331615
They're really putting it on consoles? How do they deal with the low thread performance of AMD processors? Doesn't it need steady FPS and minimal game crashing bugs to be approved by Microsoft and Sony?
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>>135331615
No shit
>Hacker, DJ
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IT'S OVER
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/politics/marco-rubio.html
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>>135331884
The first (and I think only) footage of 1.1 has been console footage, and it had a yellow clock with a 74 part vessel at launch, and the settings seemed to have been preferring FPS over playtime (slows time down rather than loses frames).
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So many happeningsand I'm just sitting here hoping they announce they're giving up
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>>135332104
The slowing down was because of the yellow clock, not because of "settings"
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>>135331984
>hacker
>accidentally shows his stream key while streaming
>>135332104
why is it that this game in particular has such issues? is it because shitty devs, because unity is not meant for this type of game, or what the hell?
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>>135331984
>>135332353
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_%28programmer_subculture%29
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>>135332350
There is a setting that you can change to prefer keeping real-time at the cost of FPS, or improving PFS at the cost of slow-motion. It's called physics delta time.
>>135332353
It's a CPU bound physics game, that's all there is to it. Doesn't help that the PQS (terrain) system is a performance hog.
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>>135332353
Probably both
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>get plex up and running on one of my pis
>get an almost perverse sense of pleasure from optimizing my libiary
I don't even know.
Snek, slow your wedding roll. I've been engaged for 4 times as long as you and we've yet to start planning.Want to plan it for us?
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>>135332491
The face of someone who has played 1.1
>>135332493
So kerbal xD
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>>135332542
I know it's a setting, but the game come stock with the delta time almost all the way to the "max-FPS" side, I thought you were implying that they used different settings than usual in the console version.
Honestly I don't even know why someone would want to move the slider to the "less time slowdown" side, when you risk losing half of your inputs every time the frames drop too much.
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>>135333159
That's the point, the console settings are very likely to be moving the rest of the way towards slowing time down to improve FPS.
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>>135332542
So how can they improve the perfomance?
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Who in the fuck is John Kasich?
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>>135333437
They can't really, unless Nvidia decides to quit being Jews and holding onto Physx
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>>135333301
The rest of the way being an extra hundredth of a second, there is not much to lower anymore unless they extended the slider for the consoles so you can go past the .03 or .04 or whatever the lowest value is
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>>135332353
>hovers over "reset key" button
>sends google angry emails
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>>135333516
It truly doesn't matter, anon. The three corporations that control all newsmedia made your decision for you months ago.
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>>135332765
How long have you been engaged vs known each other
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>>135332765
>I've been engaged 4 times as long as you and we've yet to start planning
Is this supposed to be an example of success?
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>marriage
>ever
Literally why
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>>135334508
Because they want to add to the high divorce rate.
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>marriage
>without a prenup
The culmination of human stupidity.
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>>135334801
What if you're a cuck fetishist?
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>>135335053
You don't need to be married for that
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>>135335267
It does help
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>>135335649
Wouldn't that put the woman under an high risk? I mean, it's technically cheating, one could easily film the thing and pretend the wife was cheating instead of being a consensual thing, divorce and maybe even ask her for money or some shit, I don't know how divorce trials work.
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1.1 CONFIRMED TO BE RELEASED ON MARCH 18
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>>135336348
And your source is?
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>>135322349
>>135336348
[citation needed]
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>>135333948
Bout 3 months.
>>135334268
Lord no.
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>>135336602
You didnt answer the question tho... what's your ratio?
>>135336348
"prereleased" (bugs are intentional :^))
>>135336232
yeah i guess
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>>135336832
My b, like 6-7 years. Math's on you.
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>>135336932
im not snek, idk when they met
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>>135337039
We've been together since 2009
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Odds wank
Evens sleep
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>pick up piece
>half of ship disappears into thin air
>control-z doesn't function
>load doesn't function
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>>135338357
shut up bigot
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>>135338357
Status changed from New to Not a Bug
% Done changed from 0 to 100
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>contract to plant a flag on the mun
should I bother making a craft that can carry 3 crew?
I don't have the triple crew thing yet and can't be bothered to scrape up some science first
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>>135338848
Just one contract?
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playing this game is like sleeping in a puddle of glue
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>>135339107
wow that's a really accurate description
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>>135339028
yea I don't have any other good ones right now
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>>135339335
Been there before?
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1, 6, 9, 0 chinese food
others: starve
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>>135338848
1 scientist is all you need
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>>135339386
Congrats anon!
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>>135340656
It just arrived
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Are there any craft packs?
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>>135339481
>taking scientist
>when scientists don't gather more data
literally fucking why squad
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>>135342138
If they did, then they would be mandatory
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I just want to find somewhere comfy to die
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Behold /ksp/ergs, The new multi booster design for your heavy aeroplanes.
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>>135342482
Val, Laythre, the Desert on kerbin behind the twin mountains and the sea, The grand ass fucking canyon on Duna is pretty cumfy.
In space Eve and Jool and Prime are most cumfy.
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>>135342491
>Even extreme manlets can have fun
>You are an antisocial retard who can't even connect with people
JUST
FUCKING KILL ME
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>>135339384
>>135339481
>>135339028
guys I had been going about this contract all wrong
I spent ages designing a craft that could return only to fail again and again
Now it is all so clear to me...this is a one way mission
I'm sending that slut bitch valentina to stay on the mun forever
pic related is my fucking face right now
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Welp, Sanders isn't going to win shit.
Hello president Trump
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>>135343798
2016 - 2020
THE WALL
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It's happening.
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>>135343798
I wonder how hard left /pol/ will swing in response to president Trump
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>>135343227
im glad you told us that was your face, i thought it was valentina
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>>135345234
>you must hold office to be able to hold office
sounds like some real ENTRY LEVEL bullshit to me
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trump sanders would be the best election ever
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>clintron takes nomination
>trump chooses sanders as veep
>together, they do unspeakable things to the clinton campaign.
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>>135226126
>>135224742
>subway
>not publix
detected flyover cucks
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>>135346339
False.
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stable as fuck. this will be great for finding somewhere tofinally end this painIt has mechjeb on it. i dont even care anymore
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>>>/wsg/937980
>Page 11
what
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>>135345551
closest in the modern era was eisenhower.
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>>135346339
>flyover
detected buttbothered towards a group of people cuck
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>>135347341
I've been looking for that webm
>page 11
wut
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>had really positive interaction earlier
>now can't think about the interaction without cringing
why
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>>135348590Be thankful. Today I had the most cringy/autistic/enraging moment of my life, and I can't stop thinking about it.
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>>135348906
Story
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>>135348906
let's therapy each other. you wanna go first?what happened anon?
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Trump needs to build a firewall that keeps mexican early access proof of concepts out
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just realized ksp has no ejection seatsseems like a good headlining feature for 1.2
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I'm being killed by anxiety and desperation.
is it a good time to kill myself?
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>>135349952Whatever you do,don't do it.I love you anon
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>>135349952
Now?
When /kspg/ needs people like you now more than ever?
Nonsense
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>>135349952
shit story
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>>135349952
No.
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>>135349952
people are giving you selfish answers.
think as logically as you can for a while about whether or not you think you'll be unhappy forever.
if the answer is yes, do it. don't torture yourself for strangers' sakes.
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>>135351426
listen to anon. seizing your destiny is a rare opportunity. There's nothing wrong with giving your life meaning.
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>>135351525
I don't want to give it any meaning, I just want to free myself from my suffering. My whole life has been thinking about others and I guess it's time to reevaluate what I need the most.
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>>135349952
do you have a good webcam and upload speed? then yes
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>>135349952
If you do, you should do it in a fun way. Maybe drive off a cliff or something? Steal a police car then start a police chase and an hero when you're caught?
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>pup is curled up in bed near my head
>has the kibble farts
H E L P
E
L
P
>>135349952
But who would burd?
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>>135351662
>my whole life has been thinking about others
What does that even mean thoughdon't be vague
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>>135351782
PICS OF MCPUPPERwhat is her name?
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>>135351767
meh it's too hard to muster the balls to kill yourself even if you do it normally. i think he should just get a handgun and hollow point bullets. you can't fuck that up, and you only need a moment of resolve to pull the trigger.
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>>135351826
I always give more importance to how people will be affected by my actions.
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>>135196563
the only people who hate unity are edgelords here and on /v/
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>>135352210
>replying to 1 day and 7 hour old posts
>>
>>
I don't understand what people living in the middle east do.
>Hey Omar, wanna go play in the sand?
>Sorry Ahmed, I can't I'm taking a sandshower. >Oh that's cool. I'll see if Mohammed wants to get some Iced Sand
>Yeah and maybe later we can drive out into the desert and check out that different sand pattern and do some jumps off the sand
>Just don't let Osama drive the truck, the other day and he killed seven people after rolling it down a dune; sand ripped their limbs right off
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>>135352340
they join isis out of boredom
i probably would too if all i could do all day was beat my wife and put aloe on my sand-grated ass
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>>135352332
what an absolute fucking sweetheart would boop foreheads and both give and receive kisses
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>>135352340
>the entire middle east is sand
american detected
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>>135227943
They're launching KSPedu which itself will allow them to obtain tax-exempt status on a lot of things. If you think the fanbase is bad now, imagine what it's going to be like in a year when most KSP players are on consoles (with no mod support).
Squad is rolling in money. All of them will be able to buy green cards as well. Accept it.
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>>135352443
I'll boop her one for you when she stops snoring in my ear Anon.
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>>135352454
I'm watching a documentary about Yemen because my government refuses to acknowledge its existence and in fact many of them live in the desert.it's not focusing on metropolitan areas
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>>135352332
s͏lee͏p well pu͏p͏pe͏r
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>>135352573
Rub her pussy for me, too
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>>135352617
Sorry, the lady with the ring called dibs.
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>>135352332
cute doggo
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>>135352713
does she do anal?
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>>135352713
You can't call dibs on pussy rubbing
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>>135352797
t. nodibs
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>>135352753
A gentleman never tells. :^)
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>>135352831
I already have a cat dick
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>>135352527
we'll let harv in but he'll have to work as a fry cook for a few years
the rest, well, the system has a way of dealing with that.
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>>135352926
n o d i b s
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>>135352834
>gentleman
Thanks for answering
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>>135352947
Says the poor sap that's shackled to a human
And a female human, of all things
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>>135353030
>shackled to a human
>implying
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>>135353102
Strike a nerve, did I?
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>there is no reason for being single to be stigmatized
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>>135353147
you wouldn't gloat over a crying anime girl, would you?
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>>135353418
Hey, look at it this way
When your wife says she doesn't feel like having sex for the ninth time in a row, you still have a nice dog to turn to
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>>135353517
>wife
2d marriage is still illegal
thanks bigots
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>>135353650
But you said you were married earlier
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>>135353698
not me famila
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>>135353762
Then why the sad reaction images?
You're a free man
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>>135353817
he was probably raised by women
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>>135353817
because i can never embrace marisa-chan
>>135353882
no i'm a disappointment to both parents
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>>135353946
That's why you get into bestiality
Then you can have a 3D waifu without all the troubles that accompany 3D human waifus
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>>135354220
but dogs don't speak cute asian gibberish when you fuck them
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My computer just made a beep
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>>135354407
No, but at least they won't cuck you
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>>135354461
nobody cucks you when you lock them in the basement
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>>135354629
But that's rape
And rape is an awful fetish
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>>135354735
at least it's not dickgirls
nothing is worse than dickgirls. dickgirl spergs force their fetish into every other fetish. they're like bronies.
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>>135354870
That's true, but it's not really relevant to what we're talking aboutBesides, everyone knowsfootfagsare the worst
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>>135354954
>footfags
This too
What a fucking shitty fetish.
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>>135354954
i'm just saying i don't want to be the first up against the wall when trump's firing squads show up
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>>135354954
f-f-fuck you too
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>>135355109
into the trash you go
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should I save my science or spend it?
I could get 2 90 techs or 1 higher tech
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Fug this, I'll give her a hug, a kiss and then part ways because human relationships are such a fucking joke
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>>135356048
Good.
Now become a zoophile.
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>>135356001
what game is this
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>on /trash/
>someone's talking about his fetishes, brings up that he finds fresh dead animals in the forest and fucks them
>"But why? Living animals are so much better"
>"I like necrozoo and it's more taboo than zoo."
>"But dead animals can't love you"
>no reply
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>>135356048
kiss her on the forehead
i apparently put a girl in a deep depression once by acting like i was gonna kiss her on the mouth and then moving to forehead at the last minute.
oh to be 15 again
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i landed where the red star is thanks to some atmospheric droptanks. maybe I'll follow that river to the east to its mouthmaybe there I'll find meaning.
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>>135356641
you won't
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Give me some comfy music to listen to /kspg/
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>>135357834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGV0k73vaDI
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>>135356778I know
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how do i join the trump slack for 4channers calling people on the bernie lists and harrassing them?
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>>135361359
Oh this is a bully freededzone, we wouldn't know how to do anything cool like that.
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don't die
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>>135356298
I miss being carefree.
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>>135286493
Her hair is a fucking mess.
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>>135372372
>replying to 16 hour old posts
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Looks like Bernie's lost, so this election will be between a vile bitch, and the man who wants to protect our great nation.
No,really! http://nypost.com/2015/10/02/secret-service-agents-hillary-is-a-nightmare-to-work-with/
Don't vote for Clinton, she's an absolute shit.
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>>135374498
Both are horrible. But just for shits and giggles I'd vote for Trump and see what happens. But I'm not American anyway.
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>>135357834
Posting music noone can dislike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U
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>>135376648
Is there a joke here?
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>>135377454
Where are you living?
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Arthas did nothing wrong.
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Stop the dead.
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Gib 1.1 now!
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>>135376648
>posting the version that cuts out the good part of the solo
>not wanting me to dislike
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>>135378919
Satch, seriously, he should still have fucking tried curing them before genociding a whole city.
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>>135381957
Not Satch, but the plague was literally uncurable. If he hadn't purged the city he would have had to deal with an army of undead instead, and lost many more lives. If he could have stopped it at that point anyway. If even a single ghoul got out, the rest of the world would fall quickly and the demons would have won.
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>>135381957
I want Utherfags to leave.
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Awoo!
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>>135385085
Gtfo weeb
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>>135385126
No, it's Gesundheit.
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I don't know what that is but I'll post it anyway.
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>>135381259
No.
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lol, guys, how about we build a machine that deconstructs humans on one place and puts them together in another place.
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Please do the hugging of me.
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>>135390839
Why
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>>135390964
Cause I wanna feel safe.
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>>135391069
What do i get in return?
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>>135392651
A kiss on your cheek?
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>>135392718
Don't care
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>>135392774
What do you want? Something of value?
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>tfw no qt satchie gf tocuddle
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>tfw can lean over any time and get a kiss from my qt bf
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>>135393000
Yup
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>>135393593
What are you? A prostitute? All I want is a hug.
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>>135394340
Obviously you can't get hugs for free so...
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>>135394647
>you can't get hugs for free so...
How to spot a jew
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>>135395241
But that's true, he wouldn't be begging for hugs if he had a way to get them for free
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>>135394647
But I want to do the hugging.
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>>135356298
Apparently she has daddy issues too, so I wouldn't want to leave her, and show the affection I have for her.
It's one of my compromises with myself, and my piano teacher... you won't be really a pianist if you're a stone cold faggot.
Wish me luck and balls, anons.
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>>135395524
good luck
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>>135395524
Go for it family.
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>>135390839
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>>135393000
>000WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>>135399208
I WANT A QT BF WHO HUGS ME TIGHT
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>>135399754
For real though, tone it down a notch.
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>>135399958
He's angry anon, he won't be happy until he's sanitized the thread of your memory.
That's what happens when you spend too long staring into thefalse paradigm
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>>135399754
We've been over this already.You do realise this general is not really big and your probably telling the same person the same thing many times, right?
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>>135401535
Yeah. Like I told you. I'm living in a city and having a cat that's allowed to go outside is too dangerous and just locking it into a tiny appartment is not the right thing for a cat.
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>>135401789
Actually, you're wrong, they love it. As long as they have food and pets they are happy.
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>>135401885
>le happy dog house
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>>135402007
But he's wrong, he could love a cat if he really wanted to
>>135402220
Dogs need to run.
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>>135402292
And cats need to have a territory.
You wouldn't be happy to if you'd be put into prison.
Cats that only see the inside of someone dirty appartment and never interact with other cats are just broken. If you ask me, that's animal cruelty.Not to mention what catfucker does besides that.
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>tfw Alcohol Day is tomorrow
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BURN GDC TODAY>>135402562
That's why you exist. To love them and make them feel at home.
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>>135403129
Didn't that picture get made in October 2015?
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>>135403129
>mid november
>1.1
How foolish we were.
>>135403129
I want to do that. But in another environment.
Maybe I'll move into the countryside again.
Then I'll happily watch my cat run arround in the garden catching birds.
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>>135403267
Yes.
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Our suffering reserves are running low. We've exhausted our hope and depression reserves. It is unknown if we have enough anger left in our system to successfully execute the burn.
Shall we execute the burn anyway?
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>>135404149
I'll post sexy pictures of cats for you if you burn gdc
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Space is fundamentally evil
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That last post though
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Today is the daythat we burnGDC
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>>135405005
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>>135405393
>screencapping messages without screencapping the context
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>>135405393
Thank fuck the lelsokerbal art-style is being removed, unless I've grossly misunderstood Porkjets general attitude toward part design.
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Are we posting memes now?
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Reminder 1.1 is 1.0
The only difference this time is no dangerously incompetent producers.
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>>135406226
That's true
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>>135406226
Let's atleast hope the performance improvements are HUGE.
If not I'm gonna slam my face through the screen.
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turkey is a lie
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a
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badie is just max wearing a skirt
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badie is illiterate
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new bred
>>135406459
>>135406459
>>135406459
>>
squad has no programmers
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751
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someone's deleting posts!
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meme
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744
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745
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745 again!this feels like angry anon's doing
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Cleanup post to keep over the bump limit.
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holy
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fuck
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>>135409502
>Cleanup post to keep over the bump limit.
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just
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let
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>>135409772
spare rooms in your house?
>>
it
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die
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