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/kspg/ Kerbal Suicide Prevention General

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Call 500 - COMEONNOW for our suicide hotline edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The next major update (1.1) is supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U. They seem to be rushing for an imminent deadline and they are also working on a version of the game that will be obsolete in a few weeks/months.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically decrease the stability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>134764969

>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po12jlKAWqI

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmRkS1os7k

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, it's a /kspg/ exclusive!)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (full mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/36-add-on-development/ (mods still in development and WIP)
http://spacedock.info/ (community-maintained mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work with new aero)
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, use this to plan trips to other planets)
http://i.imgur.com/iXtul2v.png (1.0.5 deltaV map)


>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, scatterer-san, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit is not.
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First for your feelings matter.
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Reminder kspg has a Nationstates region
http://www.nationstates.net/region=the_volatile_lands_of_kspg
password is burnsquadcast and we plan on raiding and pissing off other regions
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That shit with the telegrams is not entertaining, catfucker
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>>134957221
Someone told you to make a raiding guide
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>>134957330
Tell me why the fuck not.
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>>134957464
Why not
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>>134957763
Well, there are millions of ways to use your feelings, and another million ways to shape them however you want. People do stupid shit because they haven't mastered the ways of subtle feeling demonstration and feeling management.
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Hullo!
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>>134958137
Hullo
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>>134958137
Why are you not in nationstates with us?
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>>134956586
space is fun
kerbal is fun
squad is fun
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>>134958379
>unironically liking ksp

Now watch as the shill tries to assimilate with the herd as 1.1 approaches. Observe it's majestic beauty as it reminds the anons that if they are not satisfied why don't they go make their own game?

Revel in the luxuriant excuses made on Squad's behalf for why it's okay to scam young children out of $110 million dollars while committing fraud and tax evasion.

Immerse yourself in the unrequited nontruths of an anon who believes KSP's science/sandbox/career dichotomy represents a true paradigm and that the 1.0 version that was actually a beta of a still-in-alpha proof of concept is "ready for release" and a complete game.

Hold this anon, for he is full of anger and frustration, his name being HoldYourFire and his asshole being tender from the gallons of blood pouring out of it at every moment of every day, necessitating that he rely upon /kspg/ for fleeting human contact

ANGRY ANON ON LIFE SUPPORT
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>>134958293
isn't he Jannies of Four Channel?
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>>134958610
I thought he was Zoophilistan.
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>>134958975
That sounds more like catfucker
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>>134959184
>Not molesting his snake
What a gaywww
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>>134959184
Maybe he loves his pets too much to molest them.
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>>134958610
Nope
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>>134958293
I played that game long, long ago. No interest in playing it again.

>>134959184
Delete this
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>>134954327
>>134954396
>>134954547
Wanna fly on my Red Rocket?
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Just started a nation, how do I change the region?
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>1.1
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>>134959594
is that you burd
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>>134959610
n/m i got it
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>>134959668
who?

>>134959716
Silicone, thank you very much.
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>>134959465
Well we are not actually playing it, just organising a bunch of raids and shit
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>created United Mexican Kleptocrats
>haven't done shit since
>I'm roleplaying!
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>No 1.1 exp leaks

Also, GLORIOUS SOYUZ LAUNCH FOR MOTHER RUSSIA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA

T-2 hours comrades
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>>134959948
Cool! That's the right attitude!
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>>134960039
Anon, I'm pretty sure they implied they were taking the rest of March off an experimentals would begin April 1, prerelease scheduled to start june 1 but due to too many bugs found pushed to July and then of course they will never get past prerelease because they only reason they are doing it is so that they can blame the fanbase when they decide to shut down and run with the rest of thr $100 mill they stole
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evens, fallout NV
odds, bike ride
0, ksp or an hero
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>>134960209
They only said the core devs were taking a break, not that development would completely stop. You can even check the steamdb page and see that builds have still been going out.
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Which one of you faggots betrayed our glorious region?
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>>134960416
Dirtbag created his own region.
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>>134960463
We should change password tbqhwy
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>>134959668
Did you forget that I'm "literally" featherweight?
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>>134960984
Post yourself with some toys so we can make sure :^)
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>>134961081
>implying I would ever lewd online
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>>134960597
I think Burnsquadcast is fine
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comfy
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>>134961357
Just change it so it's not the same as before
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1.1 is the alpha
1.1 is the omega
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>>134961534
1.1 is more like another blunder in need of plugins to "fully function".
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ebin
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>>134962130
1.1 is the end

it will have a barn
prerelease will fail
badie will fumble

It saddens me to think what will happen to this place when KSP is finally put out of its misery, but it'd be a mercy killing, none the less.
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>>134962194
I always chuckle when I see that issue.
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>>134961357
wow, capitalising the first letter, who would ever think of that
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Should I take a methamphetamine I have in my hand right now?

>>134962389
Should I?
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>>134962252
>it will have a barn

[Citation needed]
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>>134962515
>responding to bait
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>>134962252
1.1 is not the end to their fuck up, just another chapter into a game that depends on plugins to be fun.
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>>134962492
Change the password before getting shitfaced you tard
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>>134962515
It's true, Spoon mentioned it on stream back in November, while desperately trying to stay relevant
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>>134962639
wrong
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>>134961242
>implying you haven't
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>>134962894
Sure he did
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Just curious, is there anyone here who has a problem with "BURNING SQUADCAST" ?
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>>134963197
Who could have a problem with something that never happens?
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>>134963192
>>134963305
:^)

I think you're still on a leave of absence, waiting desperately for your hate train to disappear

You reap what you sow, Maxmaps.
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>>134963030
When did I?
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>>134963383
Change the password you mongoloid
And keep burnsquadcast if you want, but make it a bit harder to guess
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>>134963383
>still not answering the [citation needed]
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>The cynical population of 5 million Billies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

Yes, I like this nation.
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>>134963818
well i guess you'll just have to wait and see

spoiler: I'm always right

http://imgur.com/a/XZsT3
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>>134964031
What an absolutely factual, well documented and in no way ambiguous evidence you have there

10/10 totally right
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>>134964350
If you put a tampon up your ass can you make it to the store without leakage?
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>>134964542
Hahahaha what a faggot you are
You can't even deliver a lick of evidence of anything you say
What a little excuse of an angry kid you are
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>>134964542

>being this buttmad
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>>134964768
Quality post
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Cute. CUTE.
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>>134964971
Join our region, we need more memes
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>>134963652
he probably thinks you're me
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>>134965959
No, I'm sure he's the guy who was calling you me
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How do you get around the spam filter when you quote more than like 3 posts?
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>>134966486
I can't for some reason
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>dude
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>tfw still no sneks in our region
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>>134968081
We do need the extra diversity.
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Come on snek, we need our homo quota in there
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>>134968081
I won't do it
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>>134968641
I support your choices.
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>>134968641
It's literally a check it once a day website. Just type in some memes for a quick laugh.
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1.1 when?
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>>134968995
Two weeks after experimentals ends
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http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=357060&start=8075

Gsg is going all in with memes in the forums
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>>134968995
two weeks after the end of prerelease which is within the event horizon where time collapses upon itself, so technically speaking "never"
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>>134969017
Too long, gib game now.
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>Next week's devnotes
>Welcome back, Max and Hugo!
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>>134968624
No

>>134968641
COME OOOOON
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>>134969180
Holy shit that's like a tumblr embassy
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>intake air is not a resource
>intake air is not a resource
>intake air is not a resource
>INTAKE AIR IS NOT A RESOURCE
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>>134969972
I DONT WANT TO REEEEEEEE
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>>134970638
IT LITERALLY TAKES 30 SECONDS
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>>134970521
1. Edit orange tank.
2. Fill with intake air
3. Attach jet
4. Profit.
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Can someone remind me what oxidizer is?
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>>134971231
it rusts the rocket fuel
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>>134970991
REEEEEEEE
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>>134971332
DONT REEEE AT ME AND MAKE A NATION
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>>134971231
It's what reacts with the fuel so it can burn
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>water is just rusty hydrogen
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>>134971231
Can't have fire without burning oxygen. Oxidizer is liquid oxygen so engines can ignite in a vacuum.
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hullo
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>>134972401
>liquid oxygen
Pls stop entitlement
>>134970521
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>>134973589
Oxidizer is a reactent. Intake air is bullshit.
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>>134973589
What point are you trying to make? That you're a dumbass?
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>>134974228
Intake air is not a resource.
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>>134975893
Prove it
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>>134976174
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This is a render.
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>>134976413
It's set to not show up there, you can see that in it's config.
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/gsg/ is on a funposting spree at the nationstates forum
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>>134976923
I'm glad they're happy
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>>134976562
If a dolphin solicits you, do you think that would make it okay?
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>>134977034
I'm lmaoing a lot with them desu
It has been a while since I witnessed some coordinated funposting
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>>134977496
What
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Astellum takes the skies.
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>>134978589
Can it even space?
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>>134978589
Have you changed the password?

Btw, /gsg/ is about to get its region banned
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>>134979047
Why? What are they doing?
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>>134979015
It's meant to be a fighter.
>>134979047
No, I haven't changed the password.
>>134979159
If we follow in their footsteps, the World Assembly can make a proposal to condemn our actions.
Or get banned. Somehow.
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>>134979324
What is it fighting?
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>>134979436
The sky.
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>>134979584
>not the power
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>>134979637
>tfw no drill of giga magnitude to pierce the heavens with
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>>134979324
Change it

>>134979159
They got bored and started memeing hard on the forums, triggering people in the trans thread and baiting hard on the USA election threads
A bunch of people got banned already and a mod just posted in the region asking to stop, I suspect a complete region ban within the day.

Take a look at the region board
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>>134979923
Why change it?
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Why does it feel so good?
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>>134980049
Because one guy left the region and joined another region and could show the password around
I asked in here if anyone was that guy and nobody replied
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Gib 1.1.
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>>134980376
You will meet your God before you meet 1.1
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>>134980256
Fair enough.
New password:
onepointonewhen
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>>134980458
>space is god
>kerbal is god
>squad is god
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>>134980772
Good
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even nap
odd games
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Did anyone managed to get rid of that annoying "half planet atmosphere" glitch using EVE?
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>>134982580
Quit being entitled, mod user. Fuck, I bet you even use 64 bit.
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Turns out overcontrolling dictatorships are safe as fuck
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>>134983472
>safe
Go away spoon
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>>134983472
That's more of an environmental beauty thing, old age.
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>>134983764
Apparently the safety rating itself isn't that high, I guess all of those "voluntary" euthanisations for organ harvesting count as old age deaths. :^)
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>>134983158
How about you stop sperging out would you.
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So are we raiding africa tonight?
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burn gdc
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4a5o6g/just_so_therell_be_no_misunderstandings_later/
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>>134988081
Should I be impressed? Disgusted? Amused? Angry?
Why did you link that?
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Why isn't there anything KSP related in this thread except for the starting post?
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>>134989537
Because the game has been mostly the same since 1.0 which was like a year ago, this is not a screenshot galore threads like cbg for example.
We are just waiting for the next major update to drop somewhere around next month, so you will probably see a rise in ontopic posting as people finds bugs and broken stuff.
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>>134990795

Then why have a general at all?
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>>134990939
Why not?
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>>134990939
>Not having a general dedicated on shitting Squad.
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How do you get these things back, circled in white?

I used to have them but they no longer appear.
Trying to match an orbit around Kerbin for a Satellite contract.

pic related.
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>>134994039
Post screenshot of your game where they don't show up
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>>134994039
Hover mouse over them?
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nvm,
Only use your feelings when you're certain you'll get something back.
Never again. You were right, catfucker.
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>>134994039
You need to target something for them to show up.
Those are the ascending and descending nodes and are relative to a target body or orbit. No targets = no markers
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>>134994585
>>134994214
>>134994139
This is what my orbit looks like right now, I'm almost dead on with the contract orbit but its not completing.
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>>134995174
Target something.
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>>134995174
The moving dots on the target orbit aren't there to be pretty.
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>>134995174
Your orbit's backwards
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Guys I've been trying to launch this payload with a Proton rocket and every time I have a weird bug where the camera starts focusing an imaginary point outside of the rocket. This keeps happening at regular intervals so eventually I can't see the rocket.

I've tried to launch a different payload with the same Proton rocket and it's fine, I've tried to launch the same payload with a different launcher and I still have the bug.

So I think there's something wrong with one these parts that somehow changes the CoM of the rocket.

Any ideas to fix it?


>>134995174
Are you sure you're orbiting in the right direction?
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>>134995395
Delete the payload craft and rebuild it from scratch, see if that fixes it.
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>>134995302
I targeted the Mun and i see them, they just dont help with what I'm trying to match, but thank you.

>>134995331
I can get them so close they're almost impossible to see.

>>134995380
>>134995395
How do you know what way you need to orbit?
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>>134995551
>How do you know what way you need to orbit?
Read this post again and think about it. >>134995331
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>>134995174
Probably a bug, because you don't have to gain an orbit with pinpoint accuracy to complete a sat contract.
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My rocket always flips upside down mid-flight

Wat do?
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stop posting ksp
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>>134995551
Hover over the ascending node, and if it says 180, then you're orbiting the wrong way
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>>134995667
>>134995331
Oh! Those dots.

Fuck.
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>>134995818
Counteract the spin with a shitload of RCS.
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>>134995839
>there are people that manage to fuck up this bad
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>>134996159
>mfw I got 2 (You)'s

>>134995490
Ok I'm gonna try.
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>>134991179
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>>134995490
Yup it still happens.
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>>134999021
I'm not sure what it might be then, sorry.
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I have returned from replacing my laptop's thermal paste. The excess isopropyl alcohol will be used in pyrotechnic experiments.
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>>134999503
Nice looking expansion there, not a great nozzle but looks cool
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>>134999761
It made a cool whistling sound too.
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>>134999503
Send it to NASA
Tell them you've got this whole "going to space" thing completely figured out
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>>134999949
If that were true, they wouldn't have used Ethanol75+LOX in V2 rockets.

I would have invented Isopropanol91+LOX and sent the idea to __ULA__.
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>>135000669
>ULA
It's like you don't even want to make America great again
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>>134999240
Ok I found the problem. Those monopropellant tanks with the solar panels. Whenever there's one of those in the rocket, at around an altitude of 6 km the camera starts focusing way below the rocket.

Actually a good thing because I wasn't sure which ones looked better.
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>tfw I think 0.17 is the best version they've released
Anyone else a nostalgiafag like that? I'm just disinterested with the newer versions. I find them boring and too realistic. I like the old parts and stuff because it looks more goofy and kerbal-like, not all this new stuff that looks like it came out of NASA's assembly building. Also does anyone have version 0.14.1? Preferably not in torrent form.
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>>135001668
I plan to make Astellum great again, not America.
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>>135002814
>>134999503
keep posting
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>>135003469
How about _________________no__________________
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>immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites
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>>134964768
Best post of /kspg/ 2016
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https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/4a5t3f/saw_this_today_i_almost_cried/
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>Top 1% Highest Drug Use - 601st
I put mind controlling chemicals in the tap water and somehow this happened
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The Tpaнcпopтный кopaбль cнaбжeния (TKS) is finally ready for launch!
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>>135009623
Damn this rocket is overkill for stock Kerbin size
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>>135009623
>>135010019
wasted kilobytes tobh
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>>135010293
I should change the skybox already. Also there's something wrong with these clouds...

Good night everyone.
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>Delete satellite accidentaly
>It was the one I worked so hard on
brb killing myself.
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How much better would the game perform under Unity 5, anyways?
I'm tired of having 40fps for a 50-part vessel.
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>tfw slowly realizing that there's nothing I will ever be able to do to find true happiness, and must spend my entire life in a constant state of apathy.
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>>135016170
>tfw just want a qt girl to love me
The rest would be piece of cake.
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>>135016351
Get a cat
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>>135016395
fuck off

It was kinda funny at first, but it's just stale as fuck now.
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>>135016591
It's still a perfectly feasible option
More feasible than a human gf, actually
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>>135016591
Is he wrong, though?
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>>135016824
I don't know, I mean, a pet is cute and all, but human interaction is not replaceable.
I think I might have chronic depression anyway so it doesn't matter at the end of the day.
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>>135017101
Still better than nothing
And having nothing is better than being cucked
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>>135017101
pets help with depression
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>>135017224
Not like people can.

Also,

actual human sex >>>>>> raping cats
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>>135017301
That is true
However, actual human sex <<<<<<< consensual sex with cats
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>>135017301
>Not like people can.
are you sure?
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>>135017439
Yes.

Pets (not sexing them) do help with depression, but the right people can help you more.
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>>135017531
>but the right people can help you more.
such as?
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>>135017531
Good fucking luck finding "the right people", though
Besides, no one says you can't have sex with animals and humans
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>>135017531
>the right people can help you more.
But the "right people" are rare as fuck. Most humans are stuck up bitches.
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Sex with pets bump
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>>134959668
Ok, we've got to get the turk a different name. Shit's too close to my territory.
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>There is a microsoft edge icon on my taskbar now

Ok Windows 10, this shit ain't funny.
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>>135021921
Install Linux
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>>135021985
I'm considering it. Although I get enough of it already with Rasbian.
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>>135022064
dual boot and give it a 2 week trial.
if you don't like it, it's pretty easy to just delete the partitions and revert the computer back to the way it was.
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>>135021921
>Windows 10
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>>135017675
Most people don't consider seeing a therapist even though it's a good thing for anybody to do. Nearby humans can talk you through your problems in a way that animals can't.
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>>135023065
Again, no one says you can't have both
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>drunk, naked and alone
What do
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>>135023682
Something you'll regret when you're sober
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>>135023682
waggle your willy?
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>>135023682
Go to sleep.
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>>135023435
>replying to 1 year and 146 day old posts
I'm bloated as fuck right now and it hurts so fucking bad HELP
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fact: if your country isn't in the 0-20 range, your country isn't white.

in other news niger is white. good work niger.
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>>135025018
Go take a piss
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>>135025134
>4chan x scrubs the filename
Global-Lactose-Intolerance.png
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>>135025134
>spain
what?
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>>135025018
Quit having periods satchmo.
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>>135025364
are you really surprised
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>>135025134
>argentina
>white
also how is sweden white, that can't be correct.
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>>135025243
>>135025436
I got to a toiletNever knew diarrhea can form shock diamonds
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>>135025701
i edited it to see who would notice
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>>135025134
>Russia
>white
Hello Satch
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>>135009623
>>135010019
>>135011312
>launching TKS on Proton
>using a non-man rated rocket to launch a manned spacecraft
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Telemachus is a different kind of comfy. Especially with two monitors.
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>>135025436
>you will never surgically remove her uterus and then mock her for her infertility
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Is there any way to get rid of this left thing on Clover?
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>>135030487
Don't you just swipe left?
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>>135030548
I'm trying but it doesn't work
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>>135030918
Maybe the settings?
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I fucking hate python
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>>135031372
I tried everything, nope. I'll just downgrade to the version without this shitty redesign.
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>>135031612
did you know that the only languages that have a good reason to exist are c and c#?
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>>135030068
>you will never give her a surprise boob job
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>>135030487
Pretty sure it's settings, advanced settings, force phone layout.
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Do russians support trump?
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>>135035945
putin does, so yes. russians are genetically predisposed to loving political strongmen.
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>>135036036

wew lad
e
w

l
a
d
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1-6 starve
7 donuts
8-9 chocolate shake
0 50 push ups
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>>135037081
>being able to do more than 5 push ups
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>>135037147
>not knowing it's 100% willpower
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ded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA
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I slept pretty good today. What about you?
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>>135041828
But it's past midnight
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>get toothache
>get dentist checkup
>3 cavities in the area causing pain
>get 2 filled
>still toothache
>too lazy to get last filled because ibuprofen works
tfw
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>>135041931
It's nearly 10 am, silly.
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>>135041960
You should get it filled. Pain is only the indicator that something is wrong, not the main problem. You don't want to lose a tooth!
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>>135043594
or do i
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>ban names
>people are now identified with numbers
>weather improves

JUST
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odds sleep
evens ksp
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>>135043730
>ban names
>people are now identified with numbers
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>you will never tie satch to the bed and bring her right to the edge of climax, then stop and kiss her goodnight
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>>135024010
>>135024301
>>135024650
All of the above.
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>>135044975
Good night!
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Anyone tried "engineer for the people"?
It's like spacechem (the devs are the same), but with electrical circuits instead of chemical reactions
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>>135048749
Nope.
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>>135048749
yup, i love that game
hard as shit at first, but very rewarding once you figure it out
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>>135051129
How is it compared to spacechem? I'm considering torrenting it
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>>135028276
The TKS was intended to be launched with Proton.
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>sit up all night in a hotel hallway kissing and feeling up a girl
>end up almost fucking her in the hallway
>ksp.exe has stopped responding
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>build dams to generate power
>lifespan decreases

Okay
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>>135054179
What does regional influence do?
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What are those girls doing?
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>>135055945
Hugging with their mouths
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>>135055945
What are those boys doing?
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>>135056161
>>135056152
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>>135056249
But that is just silly!
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>>135055506
It is needed for border control (a power you may be granted by the region founder or by being a region delegate), and is not modified by issues, it just grows over time following a specific formula.
Basically, if you want to kick or ban people from a region, you need to spend 1/3 or 1/2 of their regional influence from your influence pool.

So, if you have 100 influence and you want to ban someone with 150, you need to spend 75 of your influence and live with the remaining 25.

I think it was introduced to avoid people being able to ban everyone when becoming delegates (like when invading), you can still do that, but you need a lot more time and you need to survive potential defending invasions.
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>>135056161
Being in a comic from Tumblr
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>tfw no qt satchie to feel up against her will
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Good morning /kspg/.
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>>135057142
Hullo
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>>135057142
Fuck you
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>>135057142
Good morning! Have you heard about the false paradigm?
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>>135057775
I have not, but I am eating some toast. That's basically the same thing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=93&v=yFUcPLVCwMc
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>wake up in pile of weed ash
>Unity personal edition running
I... I made a game?
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>>135058057
DUDE WEED LMAO
XDXD
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>>135052539
Which is fantastic, except that the Proton still isn't man-rated.
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>>135058415
Marijuana is perfectly healthy and acceptable anon :^)

And they only way to keep kerbal even a little bit fun
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>>135059187
Dude. Weed, lmao.
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>>135059613
>I will make him sound like an idiot by sounding like an idiot
That you, Angry anon?
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>>135059708
No.
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I dont even want 1.1
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>>135060149
Well you can always not update.
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>>135060310
I'd rather ruin everyone's fun
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>>135060414
How exactly?
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>>135060457
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>>135060601
How is posting old images of the barn on /kspg/ ruining the fun of everyone?
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>>135060601
I don't follow
>>
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>>135051448
Well, you have to have some electric engineering knowledge. Not like Spacechem that you just have to connect, separate and reconnect molecules.
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>>135060964
Is that motherfucking Yuno and her fuckboy?
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>>135061019
I'm pretty sure he's asking about Spacechem
because
>torrenting flash games
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BURN GDC
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>>135061184
It's not like I didn't give a description of Spacechem :^)
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>>135061239
Why haven't you had sex with your pets yet?
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>>135061325
too busy wiring all the area Squad is scheduled to present on
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>>135061386
Really, why not?
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>>135061445
there will be plenty of time for pet sex after dirty dirty squad is all cleaned up
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>>135061517
But you're not doing anything right now
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>>135061325
>owning pets
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Hullo /kpsg/! I've been gone for a few weeks. Can someone please fill me in on if we love or hate Squad right now and why?
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>>135061648
How much has changed in those last few weeks, anon?
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>>135061648
We still hate Squad
As of now we have a catfucker, a dog/catfucker, and a dogfucker, for a total of 3 zoophiles
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>>135061648
The usual, though 1.1 is in exp right now.
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>>135061648
I don't think something has changed.
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>>135061742
>1.1 is in exp right now
And will continue to be until all mass begins to collapse upon itself and time distorts into an asymptote of suffering
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>>135058738
Why is that?
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>>135061885
maybe they outsourced the certification to """"""""FT entertainment"""""""
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>>135061648
>few weeks
>change
Try years, faggot. And that's the reason why we don't like them.
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Hi guys, I asked Badie to come on here but she's busy handling marketing preparation work.

We've been working very hard for a very long time. Is there any chance you guys could give us just a little bit of a break at GDC this year?

We understand you all have needs and we will be quite happy to service them, just please, keep it out of GDC. Okay /kspg/?
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>>135062369
>I asked badie
>Badie told me to fuck off and to "do it yourself"
Fixed.
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>>135062369
>
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>>135062369
yes Please!!!!1! <3

>>135062459
is hard being an comunity maneger
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>>135062507
Fuck off, max
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>>135062639
Max can spell.
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>>135056161

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>135061962
I don't know what are you talking about.
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>>135062369
>We understand you all have needs and we will be quite happy to service them
But I need a boyfriend...
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>>135062861
Not that hard to get gayboys to fall for you.
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>>135062861
>>135062909

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>135062909
How to?
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>tfw qt bf
:^)
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>>135041960
I know I'm late here, but it's important...

>ignore toothache
>get abcesed tooth
>gets painfully infected

Worst pain in my life, ever. Went to dentist, they prescribed me antibiotics I was (unknowingly) allergic to. Resulted in golf ball sized knot on lower jaw around infection. Resulting in even more pain.

Get. Your. Shit. Fixed. Ibuprofen won't do shit once it's infected. The painkillers they prescribed me were horrible, and made me super fucked up, but it was the only thing that would take away the pain.
>>
>>135063593

>tfw heterosecual cis male
>tfw i am the weirdo on the internet
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>>135063783

I didnt mean to quote
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>>135063950
Yes you did.

>>135063361
Rub it into my face some more.
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>>135061184
No, I already have spacechem, I was asking about that other game and how difficult/fun/casual it was compared to spacechem
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>>135064073
Got to /egg/
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>>135064073
http://www.zachtronics.com/kohctpyktop-engineer-of-the-people/
I find it much harder than Spacechem.
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>>135063593
Also I should note, I basically had to have my parents come down to take care of me for a few days, the pain was so intense it was debilitating, and once on the painkillers, I was practically a zombie....

Please fix your shit, as I wouldn't wish what I went through on anyone.
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>>135064206
But I want to be spoon-fed here, not there
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>>135064359
You were already spoonfed though :^)
Prepare to read a little.
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>>135064354
Not IRL though.. It happened accidentally, neither of us wanted that.
He will be here in exactly 89 days!
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>>135064305
Can't look at that on mobile :^)

I am starting to realise now that this is actually a flash game and it's free, I thought it was a downloadable game, what an idiot I am
>>
So did any of you wankers do anything on nationstates yet? Weren't we supposed to invade people and shit?
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>>135064905
>Mexican kleptocrats
>doing anything
>>
>>135064751
>It happened accidentally, neither of us wanted that.
RAPE
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>>135064780
Oh don't worry, you'll feel like an idiot anyway when playing that game.
>>
>make schools free for everyone
>weather drops

Aight
>>
how many months does Joe have left?
>>
>>135065393
Who?
>>
>>135065441
dr turkey
>>
>>135065502
Who cares?
>>
>>135065502
What do you mean? Before he leaves?
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>>135065546
>>135065593
we gave him six months
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>>135065803
>we
>>
>windows updates
>computer stops working
Ayyy
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>tfw no transparent heat shield
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>>135066467
That would be a whole new level of stupid
>>
ETH is at $14. TO. THE. MOON.
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>no qt satchie gf to tie to the heatshield of your capsule and listen to her panicked breathing and sudden silence over the radio as you reenter
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>>135067221
>ETH
What?
>>
Semi-newfag here, what's an efficient way to progress through the stock ksp career mode?
Should I even bother with the survey missions?
>>
>>135067663
New bitcoin basically...
He's gambling.
>>
>>135068194
What's ksp?
>>
>>135068194
>Semi-newfag here, what's an efficient way to progress through the stock ksp career mode?
Not playing career.
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>>135068363
I need the game to motivate me to put shit into space
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>>135068573
Then we do you want to rush through the progress tree?

Career is just sandbox with grind attached to it.
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>>135068573
I've got some bad news for you then
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>>135068573
Career mode isn't going to do that
Actually, nothing in the game is going to do that
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>>135068664
Nah, rushing would just make it pointless. I don't mind grinding, I just find a lot of the missions tedious as fuck
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>>135068918
Then play science.
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>>135069061
That's a weird way to spell sandbox
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>>135068573
Play Cookie Clicker instead
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>>135069248
He said he didn't want to play sandbox. He seems to only like the techtree, so why not play science instead?
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>>135069061
Gonna crawl my way through career, the way the kind señors intended me to
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>>135069470
edit your config
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>>135068194
Rescue missions give you free kerbals when you get them back, they appear in your roster and you don't have to pay money to hire them (you will see for yourself how stupid retarded the increase in price is after you hire a few).

Survey/tourist missions are a good way to grind money, but to progress you need science, so pack some instruments whenever you get to planets (or biomes) you haven't visited yet

But really, get yourself a good career mod (SETI, KSPI, ETT and BTSM being some of the most popular and well done, but there are a load of then) and scrap that stock shit career mode.
>>
>tfw no bf
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>>135070490
Thanks anon, gonna have a look into those mods
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>>135065120
y-you too

>>135065412
w e w
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>>135070652
I feel you.

>tfw no bf to hug me from behind
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IF I STILL HAVE TO POINT MY MOUSE AND CLICK ON THIS BUTTON IN 1.1
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>>135071028
What does that button do?
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>>134963383
I check the thread once a week and I'm still mentioned. Flattered to be so prominent in your headcanon.
>>
>>135070689
SETI is by far the most "customisable", it has a million dependencies but you can really cherry pick the ones you want so you can avoid the ones you don't like or don't think are interesting.
It's also an overall easy mod, so you can probably start from that if you are a beginner.
You need to lose a bit of time picking all the mods you like though.

The others are mostly plug and play, but they are more difficult and "specialised" at something, while SETI is like a middle ground that can be good for anybody
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>>135071028
They already said they made that part work with the scroll wheel
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>>135071147
Watch as he will never reply to you with any of the things he spams here on a daily basis, if at all
>>
>>135071289
AS LONG AS I CAN REPROGRAM IT

>>135071147
Last I checked you're not welcome here :^)
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>tfw no qt jewish gf
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>>135071506
How exactly do you plan to keep me out? Is there a frequency you believe at which your REEEEEE will instantly liquefy me or something?

I love the leave theory by the way, could you write down your headcanon somewhere. I mean, from all that crazy shit you posted then collected in the imgur to where we are right now.
>>
>>135071171
Looks good, gonna try it out
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>>135071656
Hi Snek, how are ya?
>>
>>135071648
>expecting a reply
>>
>>135071648
How are your pets doing?
Have you had sex with them yet?
>>
>>135072081
So much for toning it down, catfucker
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>>135072248
It wouldn't be him anymore.
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>>135070941
sometimes I get so lonely at night all I want to do is cry
I wish I could stop existing for long periods of time desu
>>
>>135072337
Same here.

Let's bully the people who got a qt bf.
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>>135072337
You can do that anon, all you need is an high building and a way to access the top
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>>135072279
MAN pls
I don't think you've even told me what pets you have
>>
>computer stuck on booting screen
>can't activate safe mode because computer doesn't sense the keyboard

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A FLASH GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>135072613
sounds good senpai
>>135072632
I don't want to die
just take a break
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>>135072910
What will happen in the wedding night?
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>>135073058
Then go into a coma
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>>135073205
if only anon
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>>135073083
Anon please, I'm trying to eat here
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>>135073058
>sounds good senpai
Tell snekfag his bf is a faggot. You'll feel better.
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>>135073254
Then find something to do you lazy depressed faggot
>>
>>135073083
Hugging
>>
>>135072910
I hope your marriage fails so I can come here and say "told ya!" When you will inevitably be figuratively fucked in the ass by not having made a prenup
and because you are still using that plastic piece of shit you call snake shelter
>>
>>135073556
What if benis touch?
>>
>>135073870
ANON PLEASE
>>
>No gf to watch roscosmos launches with
>>
>>135071648
>>135071972

What did I tell you?
>>
>>135072807
That is neither me nor Max, I'm not posting, just lurking
>>
/civ4xg/ is still fucking dead
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
We should make one for /kspg/
>>
>>135074513
Not really. I hate those ebin meme videos.
>>
2016 - 2042
THE WALL
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>>135073393
Everything I could be doing is either unappealing or unfulfilling
everything sucks desu
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>>135074303
He is max tho
>>
>>135074776
>tfw I feel you
>>
>>135075028
>Hey Max, I want to mess with the guys in /kspg/, can you post about food?
>>
hullo everyone, i haven't been around /kspg/ for over a year now. Whats new? What fresh memes have transpired? what new exciting drama happened at squad? Any neat new mods?
>>
>>135074776
The find something new you massive failure
I don't think you painstakingly examined every single possible option you have to occupy your time beyond the "waaaaaaaaa I'm so depressed someone tell me everything will be okay ablooobloobloooo"

Seriously, kill yourself it there is nothing you can do
>>
>>135074513
we already have one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nO_P4BH4pA
>>
>>135074303
>>135075164
Oh wait, I forgot that this happened
My bad, I thought AdderOfNothingness was some new name MAN started going by
>>
>>135075265
no
>>
>>135075164
Yes that totally seems the more credible option, I'm tipping my tinfoil hat to you, m'friend
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hmph
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>>135075468
Then don't let me waste precious bytes of my bandwidth by posting your depressing shit in here.
You failed at life, don't try to drag other people into your failure.
You are already wasting oxygen, don't waste my internet too
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>>135075380
You know what would be great If you stopped crusading against MAN

>>135075473
take your meds
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>>135075692
What crusade?
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>>135075660
>gradient
>on a flag
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>>135075784
I fucking knew it.
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>>135075663
I wouldn't consider my life so far a failure anon, I'm just a little tired and burned out right now

>>135075909
stop being happy it makes me angry
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>>135076116
>the only thing I don't have is the only thing that keeps me from leeching from society and my bf
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>>135075909
hullo

>>135076116
clean snek is qt

>>135076256
Im betting ur not even an American scumshit euro cuck
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>>135076317
Oh I'm sorry secretary, can I talk to snek for a second?
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>>135076513
Pretty much everything, really
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>>135076513
They are allowing you to marry your bf, for example
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is randall munroe the smuggest person on the internet?
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>>135076497
Your immediate judgement of secretaries says a lot about your lack of professional experience.

Secretaries work very hard and the best ones use their jobs to create better working environments by organizing information and conflicting opinions and "just making it work" -- you have obviously spent little-to-no time in an office environment and don't know the true value they can provide is strategically placed within the organization.
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>>135076842
enjoy your salary peaking at 45k, cucko
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>>135076842
That's very very very cool and interesting, can I see snek now?
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>>135076961
That's technically not possible. Are you mistaking me for someone else?
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>>135076842
I'm sure all secretaries will be proud of you while they wait for the papers to come out of the copier
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>>135077045
oh sorry i should've realized you were autistic from your first post
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>>135077120
Don't worry about it. please don't reply

>>135077115
>thinking people still photocopy things
Maybe every once in awhile but we're talking about 95%+ of the companies' communications moving onto the internet and that pretty drastically cuts down on paper copying. Again, shows you're basing most of your opinions off shitty stereotypes.

Must be hard, never being able to be away from home for long.
>>
>There are people who honestly think other people work at an office only.
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>>135077397
I used the wrong plural form of company. Woe is me.
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>>135077397
>implying

Sure thing buddy, I'll probably take more planes in a year than what you will take in a lifetime

Stay mad in your office, I'm sure some secretary will notice you eventually
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>>135077397
>Maybe once in awhile

Then they still copy things you raging sperg
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>>135076824
quite possibly yes

also can someone explain to me who or what MAN is? I haven't been around for a while and these new memes confuse me
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>>135077397
>my office works like this so every office works like this
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>>135077567
I wrote up a long ranting response but then I remembered the best way to handle angry anon is to ignore angry anon
>>
>we will never have an internet curfew like south korea that bans children and autists from internet use between 8pm and 6am
:^(

>>135077806
he's a namefag that's been around for at least 2 years. he encouraged some of the anti-squad activities like BURN SQUADCAST and shilling on the forums. he's pretty annoying and iirc admitted to having schizophrenia last year, but for a long time we had worse cancers than him like angry anon and the janny so we let him be because he's generally nice as long as you don't ask him to stop his insane rants and internet crusading. as of january he had a schizophrenic episode and decided to wage a threadwar against anyone that didn't goose step exactly to his tune so his good will ran out.

i sympathize with him because he was alright for a long time but he's just been a hugely divisive and butthurt cuck for the past 3 months.
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>>135078374
oh okay
man i think i've been away longer than i realize
did we get resources yet? how about some sort of relay system?
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I miss 90's. Back then our enemy was honorable. We hated each other and yet we always were the first to help each other despite being on the edge of a full scale war. But now we're dealing with Syrians and communists. Both of them are backstabbing cunts.

This was /pol/, you get the idea.
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>>135078374
>hugely divisive and butthurt cuck for the past 3 months
Been shitposting strongly alongside you guys. You just only notice when the name comes into play, which has been about 5% of the time since January

I'm saying it to everyone that brings it up and to you, please stop. The way to kill it is to stop bringing it up. So stop bringing it up. Is it clear that I want you to stop bringing it up? Great because then you can get started on stopping bringing it up.
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>>135078543
1.0 had a single resource that was only used to make fuel.

Relays were slated for 1.1 but got pushed back.
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>>135078258
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>>135078747
>Is it clear that I want you to stop bringing it up?
>i want
you still don't get it
>>
>open Acer support website
>asked to insert the serial number to get to the appropriate support section for my fucking computer that doesn't work anymore
>insert number
>computer immediately comes to life on the other side of the room
>it works perfectly now

Is this some kind of advanced botnet shit or what?
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>>135078868
well thats irritating
are there any new good mods?
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>>135079140
Scatterer

Someone post a screenshot to show anon
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>>135078747
Yeah I'm sure this >>134958597 and a million other posts were not spontaneous bursts of autism, but responses to carefully planned baiting to which you could only reply with a copy pasted text wall of the same old shit.
Yeah you are right, it's not your fault, you are absolutely innocent, you never take initiatives, it's always everyone else summoning the cancer
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>>135078968
ok
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>>135079196
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>>135079361
Stop propagating it.

Stop replying to bait.
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>>135079459
>damage control
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>>135079430
hold up
are those guns? can i shoot at things now?
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>>135079514
BD armoury

Seriously, look that up.
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>>135079514
Yeah
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>>135079504
not me bro, chill and stop bringing it up
>>
This thread is a fucking joke nowadays.
>>
>>135080127
exactly the way we like it tbqhwyf
>>
>>135080127
What?
>>>/v/330679684
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>>135080127
if you want to ```talk''' about the game, go to /r/kerbalspaceprogram tbqfh
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>>135080127
I like it
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>>135080127
>let's counter their shitposting with my shitposting
>my literal face when
>>
TRUMP 2016
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>>135080127
I wonder if that guy even tried to talk about KSP, since there's some chat about it right now (the anon who was away)/
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>>135078610
don't ignore me desu senpai :^(

I need people to talk other than gommies. Their edges are disgusting.
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>>135080519
I don't know what to say besides terorism being bad.
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>>135080127
Just like KSP's development :^)
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>>135080617
that's literally enough.
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>>135080127
since when does anyone besides me post anime?
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>>135081185
I like to post anime every now and then.
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>>135081140
>>135080617
Because I've seen delusional stuff like this.
>>
>>135081540
just let 16 year olds be 16 year olds, try to avoid them
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>>135081540
Hey Jon
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Hey guys.

I never come to this general, although I've heard of the reputation it has

I just wanted to come by and ask: is the newer patch that's being advertised for KSP worth a damn, or not really?

I haven't played since Minmus was added (or however the second moon was called), so use that as a point of reference.
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>>135081616
Problem is, they're just average communists, most are over 20. I'm shitposting on /pol/ with Greeks right now. Fuck I miss 90's. What the fuck did we do to deserve commies as our enemies...

>>135081638
If you've seen a Jon getting memed, that's the same Jon. He's living, breathing Captain Sweden.
>>
>>135082239
We don't know yet. In terms of content there's barely anything but it upgrades the game engine and overhauls the backend of the UI, so performance may get a boost. When Besiege updated to U5 it got a massive physics performance increase so there's a small chance the same may happen here.
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>>135082239
You should play and take a bunch of screenshots and spam them here.
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>>135082273
are they euros? in america all communists are underaged or jewish

>>135082239
pretty sure it'll be nothing compared to 1.0 so not really.
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>>135082239
You come from /v/, right?

The next patch will FINALLY come with performance increases, which was well needed since 4 years or so.
There will be no further gameplay content added. The game itself is as shallow as it was back then when you played.

We don't even know how much the performance will improved since we never saw the patch even though it's in experimentals right now.
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>>135082504
>You come from /v/, right?
Anon, what did I ever do to you for you to insult me so
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>>135082451
Those are the grown up commies. The "you can't be racist against whites" kind.
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OH FUCK EARTHQUAKE HELP
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>>135084350
F
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>>135084350
>Earthquake happens
>Your first thought is to post on 4chan about it

What dedication to your community, lad.

F
>>
>subject of e-celeb status on /v/
Anons, I've continuously asked him to stop bringing it up. He just changed venues. The verdict remains the same. Please continue to ignore his pathetic attempts to derail the thread from 100% unadulterated shitposting and Squad hate.
>>
>>135085614

>>135079504
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>>135082239
On paper it is a good update: performance improvements, UI overhaul, a bunch of shit I don't really understand but will supposedly make modders life easier and a bunch of little tweaks here and there.
There is zero new gameplay elements though, those have been postponed because mexicans
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>>135084350
where?
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>>135084350
Get used to it. I'm waiting for death.
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>>135085698
i don't understand how they're going to improve performance anyway, since clearly nobody there understands optimization or it wouldn't have got to this point in the first place
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>>135085652
What do you want?
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>>135085614
Go back to proselytising in the subreddit
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>>135085803
Hopefully the folks at unity made U5 so that you need to actively try to not improve performance
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>>135085803
Currently the UI uses like 4 different systems running at the same time, Unity 5 has it's own built in way of making UIs so everything has been ported to that. By itself that'll run better than 4 at the same time.

As for physics, that's so complicated and dependant on other variables no one can predict if it'll be better or not.
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>>135085836
To be honest I'll only be happy if you either kill yourself, stop posting here forever, or never ever ever ever again acknowledge the fact that you are MAN and in fact do your best to completely wipe that memory from your brain. We know the likelihood of any of those things happening.
>>
Let's not respond to bait.
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>>135086020
Is that an Angry Anon mad lib?

>To be honest I'll only be EMOTION if you either VERB, 2ND VERB forever, or never ever ever ever again 3RD VERB and in fact do your best to completely 4TH VERB. We know the NOUN of any of those things NOUN.

>>135086140
Sorry, done now.
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>>135086386
>done until the next bait gets posted
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>>135086539
So I've been playing Cities lately. The late game is slightly improved.
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>>135087187
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>>135087423
how can euroslimes compete?
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>>135087468
Obviously they can't.
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>>135087468
>manned launches
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>>135087187
>created by a German
>>
God bless America
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>>135065129
Well I tried and failed hard,this is unplayable if you don't have previous knowledge.
Fuck
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>1.1 is in experimentals
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>>135064305
>soviets
>designing semiconductors
please, they probably use vacuum tubes in their missiles
>>
>>135092631
>posted as I confuse metric and imperial units and send a rocket flying into the sea
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>>135092771
fortunately computers do everything in aerospace now so units are arbitrary
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>>135092184
>1.1 QA soon
~August, 2015
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>>135048749
Zachtronics Industries make pretty good games.
Ruckingenur ftw.
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>>135093329
So Max is a liar, what's your point?
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>>135093693
Just a casual observation. What point are you concerned I might have?
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>>135093452
What do you need to do in that?
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>>135093841
Implying that the lie about QA being soon somehow means the verifiable existence of experimentals isn't true.
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>>135060149
>whining about KSP being expensive
I donated that $7 to squad before you had to pay. I effectively bought KSP and every version past 0.14 for $7.
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>>135052539
>putting a man in a rocket that he has a 1/6 chance of dying in
The proton is the worst rocket imaginable.
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Stelennia Airlines, the #1 in the world for highest in-flight G-forces.
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>>135095521
It was never going to be a vanilla Proton. It's a bit like how there's the people Soyuz, and the crummier cargo Soyuz.
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>>135094009
Manipulate electronic circuits via probes and modifying chip registers. In the gun picture, you're bypassing the thumb print scanner to allow it to be used by anyone. In this picture, you're modifying a "Fredendo Wee" to by pass the security check, allowing it to play copied game discs.
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>>135094042
:^)
>>
Next irl launch when
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>>135096017
http://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/
Tomorrow.
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>>135095941
I guess this is another game where you can't do shit if you don't have a background in a certain subject

At least spacechem could be played by anyone and was just a matter of logic
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>>135096298
As much as KSP requires a background in aerospace engineering.
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>>135097152
As much as spacechem requires a background in chemistry? Because you still need to know a tiny bit of rocket stuff if you want to play KSP beyond the "let's slap this shit together and see if it has enough fuel to do what I need"
>>
kill whitey
>>
TRUMP 2016!!
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>>135098935
CASTRATE ALL WHITE MEN NOW
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>>135098974
Hi Satch
>>
1.2 when
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>>135100026
Never ever

TRUMP 2016
- THE WALL -
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>look up equation
>has an integral in it
>immediately close tab
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KSP, teach a shitter on how to get into LKO.

I just came back to this game, last time I played was before the Aerodynamic changes.

I spend most of my DeltaV circularizing my orbit.
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>>135085698
>performance improvements

nope, sorry to bust your bubble
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>>135101296
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>>135101296
Watch an ascent tutorial
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>>135101296
>make rocket aerodynamic
>make stages so you have ~3,5 km/s of deltaV for this launch+orbit phase
>launch
>wait a few seconds
>start turning slowly
>keep turning slowly
>try to stay <10° from the prograde marker for at least the first half of the atmosphere
>keep turning
>stop burning when you reach desired apoapsis
>complete orbit as usual

As a rule of thumb, I try to keep some points of reference when launching so I can be somewhat consistent, so I always try to have a 35/40km apoapsis when I have the rocked inclined at 40/45° and I usually try to complete as much of the orbit as I can while still burning from launch.

If your rocket keep flipping over, add weight at the bottom or add some winglets at the bottom.
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>>135101412
I guess you have evidence of what you say
>>
>>135102776
Have we learned nothing from squid's history?
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>>135103023
So you don't have any
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>>135102776
Do you have evidence to say they have improved the game though?
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>>135103182
Well, actually I'm not allowed to post any. But you'll have to take my word for it.
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>>135103324
The fact that other unity games improved their performance by switching to U5 seems good enough for me.
I don't trust squad, I trust the guys behind unity

>>135103360
Yeah totally
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>>135103624
You do realize people in the experimentals are under a non-disclosure agreement right? And you do realize that if anything is posted here it will leak everywhere right?
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>>135103624
It was apparently rumored in QA that the game got slower, but I have no source for that.
>>
>>135103752
You do realise that is perfectly normal to not trust the first random idiot that comes here claiming to be in the exp team without a lick of evidence or a proof of being part of it?
>>
>>135104020
In this case we won't get anywhere, but when the public beta hits you're going to be disappointed. The game didn't get slower like the other guy claimed, but remember that video comparing performance of besiege under unity 4 vs unity 5? Yeah there's none of that shit here.
>>
>>135104342
Well, what can I say? I can only hope you are wrong
>>
>>135104342
KSP doesn't even use the physics that come with Unity, people expecting the performance to improve when they don't even use thing that's been improved (like in Besiege) don't know better.
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>>135104545
I wish I was anon, I wish I was.

>>135104686
What do you mean it doesn't use it? Last I checked it was using rigid bodies. The on-rails shit is a separate system and doesn't affect how the rigid bodies behave.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
trump rally right now
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>>135104913
B O C A
O
C
A

REPRESENT
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>>135104809
They don't use Physx afaik. Before the 1.0 changes to them, physicsless parts defaulted to using the Unity physx system which is why they were so broken and didn't respond right to aero forces and gravity.
>>
>>135105158
It's going by so fast that it slows down my entire computer
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>>135105065
Are you saying that squad coded their own physics system? Because I seriously doubt it, and last I checked physx was the default bundled with unity.
>>
>>135105519
Maybe they just use an older version or a customised one, pretty sure they don't use whatever the default is though.
>>
>>135105568
i'm voting for him because i want a nuclear war and he's our best bet for it
>>
>>135105568
I like him because he's the least cuckiest and the strongest person up there
>>
>>135107814
Right now
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In hotel, what do /kspg/?
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>>135108415
Masturbate when the lady is going to come in.
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>>135108094
He's here
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>>135108978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>50k viewers
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oh goody
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>>135109280
2016 - 2020
THE WALL
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ded
>>
>Liking papa john's
>>
odds career
evens sandbox
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>>135115528
What about science mode?
>>
>>135115580
undefined
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>>135116679
They have shit taste, but there's always a limit to how thick it should be.
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>>135115528
Well fuck me, is this what I get for trying to have fun in this shitty fucking game?
I'm also getting freezes of 3 seconds whenever I try to do anything
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>>135117765
That wouldn't happen if Squad bothered to give out a complete game.
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>mfw mods don't work with female kerbals

Is there a way to disable females? A mod or something? I don't hate women, it's just that none of the mods I'm using seem to work with them and it's messing my stuff up. I know I could just only hire males, but I don't want to have to sift through kerbals to find the right sex/job combo, I'd rather just eradicate females as a whole.
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>>135118656
What mods don't work with the female kerbals?
>>
>>135118763
pretty sure that's a 4chan-wide sentiment, my family
>>
AYY
>>
>>135118715
EVA follower, KAS, KIS, certain aspects of Firespitter and Kerbinside, and some other ones. Some of it's outdated, but it still works with male kerbals.
>>
>>135118989
don't backtalk me
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>>135118973
Are you running two year old versions of those mods or something?
>>
>>135119460
congrats catmemer
>>
1.1 is the beginning of the end
>>
>>135119693
how's dc? do you know any >rubio voters?
>>
>download scatterer from spacedock
>download times out
>>
burn gdc
>>
ebin
>>
>>135125214
How much are we talking about?
Did the mods just rangeban you again?
>>
>>135125214

Yes. When I stop jerking off, my sexual urges go away. They come back full force as soon as I cum again though.
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>>135125214
No, never.
>>
has squad had its offices checkd for a carbon monoxide leak?
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>>135126659
2-3 times a day
No, just a normal ban
>>135126724
But I don't want them to go away
>>135127128
Ok
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>>135127806
That's not too much unless you end up not feeling good afterwards.
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>>135128215
Still pretty much double my usual rate
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>>135128426
>only jacking off once a day
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>>135128531
Once or twice
Usually past that point rubbing another one off requires more effort than it's really worth
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>>135128691
sounds like you have shit libido
>>
>>135128809
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most normal people fap around 1-2 times a week or less?
>>
>>135128905
What makes you think that?
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>>135129013
Most people aren't degenerates with 10000+ pictures of furry porn on their computers
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>>135129267
Yeah, but they just use normie porn websites like YouPorn(?) or even pay for porn
also
>saving porn
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>>135129620
>pay for porn
I don't think normies even do that

Also, having a collection of all the good shit I've seen on-hand is a hell of a lot more convenient than opening a billion tabs, switching between tabs, closing them all when I'm done, and then trying to find them again later
>>
Europe, ESA is about to launch the ExoMars probe with a Proton rocket tonight:

https://spaceflightnow.com/2016/03/13/exomars-2016-launch-mission-status-center/

Good luck.
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>>135130029
>tonight
fuckoff
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>>135130028
>I don't think normies even do that
who are the people paying for it then?
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>>135130609
Idiots?
Mexicans?
People living in other assorted backwater shitholes?
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>>135130609
>>135130798
Assuming you mean the porn that is actually sold, anyway
If you mean the free stuff, that's paid in ad revenue
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>>135130798
I'm pretty sure that the people that buy porn are disproportionately old and technologically illiterate.
also not poor, because they have the money to waste on porn.
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>>135133573
just let it die
>>
"muh dik"
-Anonymous, 2016
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>Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating Global 9 - Ban Evasion
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burn squad
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>>135135903
>messing up ban evasion
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>>135133860

Man. I want buck-toothed girl to slob on my knob.
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>watching TV
>news channel has police pursuit
>the guy stole a police cruiser and is trying to get away on the highway
>is driving at 100+ mph
>has his fucking lights and sirens on so that the police can see him easier
>drives like a retard and swerves around
>pulls out of the freeway and into residential streets for some fucking reason to make it harder for himself to get away
>eventually turns into a one lane street with a dead end
>cops pit maneuver him
>tries to back away and does a retardedly failed attempt at a J turn
>cop car crashes into him and pins him
This might've been the stupidest and yet most exciting chase I've ever seen
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Is there a mod that'll let me choose alternate launch sites? There's that mod that gives you actual alternate launch pads, yeah, but I'm looking for something akin to how firespitter's water launch system does it (being that you can log a crafts current position and save it for future launches, regardless of whether or not you are in water). I'd use that, but my ships explode. I'm also trying to avoid going into the persistent files and editing the positions directly because that hurts me.
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>>135141454

yes
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>>135140514
How often do people even do this successfully in the first place?
I mean, on foot you can get the cops to lose sight of you, but if you're in a car and being followed by a bunch of other cops in cars and a couple helicopters, you're not about to lose them anytime soon
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>>135141535
thanks
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>>135141756

No problem, friendo! :^)
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reminder to BURN STEAK IN CAST IRON
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>>135142391
looks good
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>>135141535
>>135141756
>>135141454

para ser serio:

try this http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/54284-105-extraplanetary-launchpads-v5295-exp/&page=1
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>>135142391
>>135142670
Just needs a little bit of pepper and it'll be alright
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>>135142750
it adds the perfect amount of flavor
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Holy shit what is up with the girl in the red:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlYEvlw9Vic
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ded
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>>135144169

thred
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>>>/wsg/455445
>611 days ago
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>2008 was 8 years ago
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goodnight /kspg/
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>tfw no qt satchie coworker to molest
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T-1:13
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>launch still almost an hour away

Goodnight kspg
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32 minutes to ExoMars launch

http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Science/ExoMars/Watch_ExoMars_launch
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u5?
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T-0:17
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Why is it good news you dumb reactionary cunt.
I just opened the link and I'm already mad.
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>tfw lonely neet
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>>135150786
What the fuck did you accept?
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>tfw the puppet nation I planted in a region to use as a target for invasion has been banned during the night because someone else invaded the region
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>>135150921
I allowed to hunt sloths with high tech weaponry instead with dogs.
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>>135151003
>allowed to hunt sloths
But WHY
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TEE MINUS FIVE MINUTES
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>>135151130
Now I'm thinking the same. Wish I didn't allow it.

I was thinking that if I'd ban this tradition the sloths would start to increase so fast in population they would hunger to death. But that humbug, now that I think about it.
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>>135150051
Are they using cameras from 15years ago to film the launch?
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>>135151297
better quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdRlu-PYNJA
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>>135151329
>No onboard cameras

What a shitty stream
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>>135151329
>Video alarm detected

RIP exomars
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>>135151506
they spent all of the camera budget on vodka
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>tfw no Russian nationalist bf
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>>135150779
Same here.
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Give me some good recent flash games to play, I'm bored and I want some flash games
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>>135154426
Play Doeo.
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>>135154707
The fuck is that
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>>135156820
A very entertaining little game.
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>>135158314
I found this in the meanwhile
http://armorgames.com/play/17970/blacksmith-lab?tag-referral=mouse-only
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mort
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1.1 WHEN
>>
fucking daylight savings
`
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Is Proton-M the most disgusting rocket?
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>>135141642
Over here a guy in a car chase evaded a helicopter and some cop cars and got away by simply driving into a tunnel, parking there for half an hour, and then continuing to drive at a normal pace. Apparently the police cars drove right past him because he turned the lights on his car off in a part of the tunnel that wasn't lit. They discovered his strategy on the surveillance cameras. To this day nobody knows who he was. Cops apparently just thought he'd driven through the tunnel faster than the helicopter had flown over it.
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>>135164164
qeq
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>>135142391
>eating anything but whole plant foods
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>>135164164
>not liking the Пpoтoн
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BURN GDC TODAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4flAZEgtjs
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>>135164745
UDMH is nasty.
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>GDC
>March
>1.1 in QA since August
>Spent past four months fraudulently working on Console versions which require second purchase using funds acquired from Early Access
>Committing tax fraud
>Embezzling over a hundred million dollars
>Still just fleshing out the sandbox/career/science false paradigm rather than creating a unified, complete, poetic game experience.
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Ok guys, the tard arrived, see you tomorrow!
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>The The United Janitors of the Four Channels Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
>tourism goes down 20%

What the shit
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>>135166536
>draws millions
>tourism down
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>>135166087
Bye fag
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>lower politicians salary
>scientific advancement drops
>employment goes up

WAT
A
T
>>
>moeshit anime depicts spaceflight more accurately than Hollywood ever will
>>
Squad deserves every moment of pain they will be subjected to after they finally drop 1.1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coABxYznCmE

What's 1.1 mean for KSP's soul, /kspg/?
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I finally beat Metroid Fusion. Man, what a ride.

Is /kspg/ proud?

According to
>http://www.gamelengths.com/games/playtimes/Metroid+Fusion/
I'm fucking slow and didn't even collect over 50% of all items.
.
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>you will never invite your qt satchie gf over to a vidya evening and let her win a few times so you can cuddle and engage in consensual intercourse
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KSP is mostly CPU bound. Are you launching 500-part ships? The more parts, the slower it will go.
Try turning off Vsync in the graphics settings. Are you using OpenGL (not the default)? OpenGL is often slower than DirectX for Windows.
32-bit vs 64-bit has no difference in performance for KSP; it's only extra memory for mods. The switch in the launcher does nothing; it always runs the 32-bit version (since the 64-bit KSP Windows version was removed; it's coming back in KSP 1.1).
You can get higher frame rates at the expense of running in slow motion if you change the "Max Physics Delta Time per Frame" to be a lower number. Higher numbers = in-game time tries to match real-time; lower numbers = the game tries to give you better FPS, even if that means 10 seconds in-game takes 30 seconds in real life. There's no difference in physics precision. The default is 0.4.
Finally, are you using any mods? Some will have a serious effect on your performance, especially the beautification mods.
Also, after encountering someone with a heat-related issue yesterday, what are your temperatures when running the game?
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Space is fun
Kerbal is fun
Squad is fun
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>>135171237

Squad Quality™ programming.
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>>135171745
no soul
no personality
no reason to be here
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>>135172736
You know that's snek?
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>>135172875
oh in that case redacted
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So does anyone feel the need to make a thread before 751 posts?
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>>135172970
I'm a huge shitposter sorry
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What's a good vehicle to collect all the science on Kerbin?

A helicopter would be ideal but thats a no go.
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>>135175115
Jet powered rover. ISRU optional and most likely unnecessary
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>>135175115
Why would you want to do that? Just go to spess.
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>>135175494
What science reminder mod are you using?

I used that one a year ago but can't remember the name, I'm currently using '[x] Science!'
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>>135175783
Science alert, but that image was taken in 1.0.4

Apparently it has a patch of work for 1.0.5 but I only just installed it a few minutes ago and I don't particularly want to start up ksp to see if it works
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>>135176110
Ok thank you.
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>>135176204
Actually I am starting up ksp right now to see if it works and rescue le Jeb from le mun because I blew up my ascent stage engine
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>>135175115
KAX

burn gdc
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>>135172970
>ironically praising squad and posting KSP screenshots is not ok, but when someone I know does it, it is ok
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>>135176604
Already have that, got a good design?
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>>135177302
That's correct.
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>>135177389
Then why is it not ok in the first place, all else except the posted being equal?
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>>135177363
I tried making a chinook last night, it failed.

Use the electric propellors and throw batteries and some extendable solar panels. Stopping to recharge will add a whole layer of immersion giving the game a total of one layer of immersion
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>>135177453
*poster
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>>135177508
>stopping to recharge batteries
>in an helicopter
>on kerbin
>immersion
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>>135177964
dont bully him!
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>>135177453
>le "ksp space squad" wasn't posted at the top of the thread for all of 2014 and 2015
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>>135178468
>implying 90% of those didn't come from snek
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>mandate that everyone can get citizenship, even if not born inside the nation
>industry: pizza delivery plummets

Wew
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>>135178640
>implying they weren't happening before snek ever joined us
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>making a craft to retrieve jeb from le mun xD
>make a mistake in the editor
>ctrl z
>parts come back white with intense z-fighting
>cant remove the parts, just clones the part i clicked on as if i had alt-clicked
>editor implodes
>cant drop a part i picked up
>cant pick up a new part
>cant save the craft, wont register the click
>cant not save the craft
>cant load a craft because it asks to save the current craft
>cant exit the vab because it asks to save the current craft
>cant make a new vessel because it asks to save the current craft
>have to kill the process
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>>135179572
Should have tried clearing input stack or whatever that debug option was called
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>>135180220
too late. making a webm though :^)
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>>135180220
Doesn't sound like input lock issues, more like undo being a buggy piece of shit
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>>135180507
damn unity, all squad wanted was a easy to use game engine :^)
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>>135179572
After I do anything, I quit to main menu and git commit -a -m
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>>135180758
You what
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>>135180973
He sounds like a Linuxlover.
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>>135181039
Oh I see
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>>135181408
Yeah, us Windowswannabees don't understand those people. They're too intelligent.
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>>135181193
>>135181193
>>135181193
>>135181193
>>135181193

Get in here you shitters
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