/meg/ - Mass Effect General

liara the best forever

I am in hell

we object to the term urine-soaked hellhole

>Urine soaked hell hole edition
fuck me i forgot to change the edition from last thread

>page 10
>5th post
/meg/ at its best

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>135159671

Mass Effect 2: Daddy Issues Unleashed

>>135169780
Yeah, you're retarded.

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>>135169436
>Vandermeer shilling some shitty $60 N7 suit

>>135172443
rude

>>135159671
>Is it weird that I think 2 was the worst of them?
No. Retarded plot. Retarded plotelements and reasonings for shit. Uninteresting new characters. They somewhat fixed the combat but they added elements that would require much more free controls and ABILITY TO DODGE.

Yeah, ME1 > ME3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ME2. I swear to fucking GODS if I didn't want to play to full completion...

>>135172907
>GODS

>>135172907
I hate the shitty cover system in 2 and 3, even if you totally LOS an enemy or you are like 10 feet away from a praetorian laser beam you will still magically get hit by shit because the game detects that you aren't in cover. Fucking retarded bullshit.

>>135172907
>Uninteresting new characters
who's your most hated character from there? jacob? thane?

>>135172994
nothing wrong with the statement

>>135173353
jacob by far, such an selfentitled asshole
literally THE token black guy, not one bit interesting or thought out

>>135173374
>polytheism

>>135172907
Good Old Dramatic Sex?

>>135169293
>A loyal Miranda has modified outfit, with a seam that allows removal of 'pumps' from the bottom of her thigh-high boots.

What does that mean?

>>135173553
>not praising Jupiter, Zeus, or Ra
what are you? some filthy mudslime?

A waifu with nipples poking out of her tanktop?
>>>/gif/8211742

>>135174124
literally muh dick

>>135174124
>>>/gif/8211823
Oh baby

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oh miri...

>>135177326
yucky hughmon slut

Please help me /meg/

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ayy

>>135179376
What's the matter

>>135174116

>Zeus
>AND Jupiter

Might want to brush up on your mythology, anon.

>waifu wants you to sexe her up
>you're really exhausted
what do

>>135179920
She'll have to compromise and sexe you up.

>>135180101
how does a waifu sexe up an anon

>>135180164
Lewdly

>>135179385

REMOVE

Need a waifu to whip me into shape mentally

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>>135182043

Want a fit waifu to get me fit.
Also sweaty sexe.

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>>135182375
>>135183778
Good form.

>>>/s/16546525

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hi meg

>>135174124
>>135175602
>>135185609
oh baby

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>>135184764
those manshoulders

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>>135186538
sissy

>>>/gif/8238328

>>135188141
has nothing to do with sissy
it just ruins her figure
look at her, her shoulders are wider than her hips

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Opinions? Also rate and post your Shep.

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>>135190429

>>135190529
Objectively the best looking male Shep, what was even the point of the cc for male characters?

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>>135190429
too dark skinned for my tastes, but qt

>>135190753
It was created with Adrian DELAWARE Shepard in mind

>>135190429
1.too dark skinned
2.not green or blue eyes
but overall a qt

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>>135190429

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>>135190753
>tfw no full beard for sheploo

>>135190429
She's really cute

>>135190429
do you have the facetexture mod installed?

>>135191528
10/10 would allow to ravage me
Also, I just realized that if you look up Zulu DFA's blog on BSN, he's rewritten most of ME2 to suit Adrian

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>>135191528

>>135191919

I have this one: http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/116/?

>>135190429
wow can you post her face ID ?

>>135192350
>http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/116/?
this is the one i mean, never got it to run with my game
it always crashed afterwards

>>135192484
Try installing the tpf using me3explorer, just be ready to waste 3 hours of your life waiting for the damn thing to create trees or whatever.

>>135192435

Sure, how do you copy the facecode? Or do I have to manually write it?

>>135192880
just take a screenshot and post it here. the anon who asks can surely copy it down himself

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>>135192239
He's such a manly man.

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>>135192435
>>135193154

>>135190429
Super cute, face code please

>>135193331
thanks a lot !

>>135193331
did realize it in the angle before but she looks a lot like traynor

anyone want to share my egg soup?

>>135194427
is that some sexual innuendo?

>>135194149
You'll need this texture otherwise her skin and lips won't look like that: http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/116/?

Just a reminder

>>135194684
no i just made some tasty ass egg soup and i want somebody else to taste it so they can compliment me and inflate my ego

>>135194756
you'd have to ask people you know personally on your facebook or something then, 4chan probably isn't the best of places for a taster to come around quickly.

>>135194719
I'm so gonna fuck up everything on my first attempt, will it even work with pirated me3?

>>135196618
It will work even better since you don't have to deal with origin. You can also just set it up with texmod if you don't feel like messing around with the files.

>>135190429

Pretty good. Seems impossible to get rid of the duck lips in the character creator, though.

>>135198138
they are cute as fuck though

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>>135191545

They deemed it too handsome.

>>135198360
I can't believe he's 47 now

>>135198350

Nah.

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>paige ten

>>135200978
>135200978
why does he looks so excited?

>>135201026
foamed a hughmon slut probably

>>135201026
Because he is excited

>>135201559
what is he excited about?

>>135201635
He's watching future porn and enjoying himself, don't judge.

>>135201886
future porn in the future? so superfuture porn?

>>135202010
I mean it's future porn to us, to him it's just regular porn.

>>135202175
what is future porn like?

>>135202239
Black human males fucking females from all species, mostly.

>>135202239

VR.

>>135202390
he isn't wearing any VR goggles though, how does that work?

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>>135202239
bitches fucking all sorts of imaginable things, hanar, elcor, packs of vorcha and varren
I bet even harvesters, society has decayed in total hedenoism at this time
shame I cant witness it

>>135202468
good lord

>>135202425

His favourite hughmon pornwhore just released a new vid. He can't wait to get home and start foaming.

me4 is gonna be some destiny/division like shit

how does this make you feel

>>135202884
I'd be into it if it's done well and still has a strong storyline with BW style dialogue.

>>135202628
>hee gess hom for hee starss fome

ged a loat f dis hughmon

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>>135202984
>still has a strong storyline

you cant have a multiplayer expierience AND a good story
BW will cut the story part to jump on the multiplayer hypetrain
MEA will have the same low quality of story as destiny and devision....it will be utter shit

>>135202884

I wouldn't mind that at all. Assuming the storyline still has a lot of focus
The gameplay in The Division is excellent, with fantastic sound design and awesome animations. Good loot system, too, with tonnes of weapons that handle differently while still being able to find better version of each weapon with different kinds of stats, talents, etc.

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>>135203339
also picture related

you can with good conscience trash it already

>>135203484
the gameplay is not such a big reason for me to play ME
the story was the most interesting part (ME1 totally got me with the storyline)
i dont care about loot, weapons and stats
I care about a good story
Multiplayer also ruins the atmosphere of good storytelling when your friends just goof and jump around
and please dont tell me the devision has good storytelling

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>>135202884
>implying I don't play ME just for the asari lesbomance

>>135204245
Lesbians are disgusting

>>135204462
for you

>>135202239
>future porn
something very very nasty, even a fucked up fetishist from our time couldn't even dream of things like that

>>135204462
Disgusting in bed

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>>135204462
get a load of this guy

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>>135204462
>not wanting to see two qt3.14 fuck each other in extasy
are you some kind of fag?

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>>135204462
get a load of this faggot

>>135205617
>>135205496
>>135205240
>>135204953
>>135204859
samefag

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>>135205759

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>>135206074

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>>135205759

>>135206074
>>135205240
samefag

>>135206226
fucking sherlok right here

>>135204462
Why do Americans always come on /Brit/? Do they hope to siphon some of our class away to their lard tub country? "Haha, had a wank lads". It's not funny when you do it. I hope Hillary wins.

it just doesn't smell good... but it tastes even worse...

>>135205496
picture unrelated

>>135206776
foam?

I guess too many videogames have friend my brain or something but I can't get off to real porn anymore, it just doesn't turn me on at all, I can only fap to video game porn and drawings now.

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>>135177326

>>135207034
What a slut

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Does someone have a good link for a multiplayer guide? Something more advanced, if possibly. Wanna see how exactly ammo types react and what do ice/fire explosions do, and how much dmg do biotic explosions do.

>>135207191
There are tons of huge massive indepth autistic writeups about this shit multiplayer and the math behind it for some fucking reason, I don't know why, just google for it, people go nuts for this shit for some reason, that shit gets more in depth than fucking theoretical physics

>>135207364
cant beat autists and love for their games

imagine what humanity couldve achieved by now, if they focused on things that matter

>>135207579
Yeah I get it but man people go more /autist/ for ME3MP than they do for even fucking competitive esport video games, something about this shit just makes people go fucking nuts, it absolutely baffles me

>>135207034
I wanna be that guy

>>135207034
>that half-disgusted smirk

>>135206994
similar here

>>135207702
eh, dont discredit the cs autists
these guys fucking complain if a flowerpot is in the wrong place or that the sun doesnt align with shadows

>>135206994
Just take a break for a day or two and that fixes itself. Break from jerking of not video games.

>>135207364
>>135207702
never played WOW, did you?

>>135207985
those are just dank cs memes, almost none of them are serious

>>135206994
>>135207951
sounds like you fap too much

>>135208152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VGSuXZ8FNA
they are not memes
they fixed it a week later after this video was uploaded

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>>135207702
This is actually pretty common in co-op games, from my experience. Just look at Payday 2 in general.
Besides, if you wanna play something long-term, you need to find out how stuff works, so you know how to play your shit the most efficiently.
And half of it is the exploration process. Like, nowhere in the actual game is it explained that biotic combos are not affected by damage, but rather by what levels your skills are in general. Or that ammo counts as a level 1 skill in priming combos.

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>>135206994
noice

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>tfw you will be able to fuck your waifu with VR in this lifetime

>>135208581
>ever looking at pay-to-win-day again
no thanks

>>135209563
It will be expensive as fuck familio

>>135209927
not as expensive as a gf friendo

>>135209927
only for the beta testers, I'm in no hurry.

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>>135209563
>tfw everybody will be able to fuck your waifu with VR

>>135210595
just imagine she has the most fun with you

>>135210834
that's even worse...

>>135210595
eh, i would mostly fuck femshep anyway, not much worry there

>>135209563
>playing ME trilogy in VR
>after all that fighting finally reach the romance scene with Liara
>she undresses and slowly walks up to me
>she kisses me and gets herself into position over me
>suddenly black out
>wake up in the next morning
>no memory of anything happening
>she looks to me and says: "did you enjoy our implied sex Shepard?"

are you ready for BW's romance scenes?

>>135204912
I beg to differ. Our fetishists would find them just as arousing, had we the imagination and technology to replicate them today.

Dreadnought on Kodiak porn

Eezo core penetration

Zero G watersports

Eezo mutation manipulation

ZAP!

Admit it, you are aroused by at least one of them.

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>>135211543
>Eezo mutation manipulation

>>135211512
mods

A waifu wearing a crop top?
Tight crop top, or a loose one? Which is the l*wdest?

>>135212561
>uncensored VR sex mod but when your waifu takes off her helmet it's casey hudson's face and you can't close your game

>>135212561
and suddenly your LI pulls out a penis and begins penetrating you

EDI has the cutest looking face of any female in the trilogy

Too bad her body looks so stupid, wish she would wear her alternate combat outfits around on the ship, she looks much better in them

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jug 2bh

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>>135211543
>Zero G watersports

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What the fuck, man?

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>>135213741
these captchas become weirder and weirder.
or lazier and lazier?
clicking on the windows solved them

http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/

You're welcome

>>135213915
looks like babby's first try at babby meme
I know the artist though, he does futa of course.

>>135214179

wot

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>>135213346
>warning pops up: turning off the VR set at this time will cause serious brain injury

>>135214179
was thinking about replaying this game a little bit ago, there's some big mod that adds a lot of stuff apparently

don't think i ever beat the base game now that i think about it but i got quite close and really enjoyed it

>>135214476
>Doesn't know who the Deb of night is
>2016
Go play VtM:B. Now!

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Too many fucking vidya to play, god help me

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>>135214564
>custom addon for femshep's head to constantly explode in a fountain of blood

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dumb fucking roommate forgot his dumb fucking potatoes at the store and wants me to go buy some and doesn't tell me until it's the middle of fucking rush hour, fuck everything and just kill me

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>>135214196
>I know the artist though, he does futa of course.

>>135215698
why do you have to buy his shit?

>>135215698
are you his bitch or smth?

>>135211543
what's a ZAP! ?

>>135215698
I bet you also give him rides to and from the airport.

>>135215971
Not falling for that again. It is against 4chan blue board rules to post the ZAP!

>>135215971
a biotic dick
it's from some porn comic where jack joins in and fucks liara in the ass with it, the panel where she creates it has a "ZAP!" onomatopoeia

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>tfw

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>>135216714
holy shit, thanks WG

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>>135216746
>yfw it's Alpha Protocol 2

>>135217234
Actually, I remember reading a long time ago that SEGA had no interest in the rights to AP and that it was passed by to Obs? Something like that? So not impossible, I think.

>>135217518
Hope so, Alpha Protocol was Obsidian showing Bioware what offering the player choice really meant.

>>135217234
AP would be in my top 10 favorite games if the gameplay wasn't the worst garbage I've ever seen, I wish someone would remake it.

>>135215819
>>135215956
he is full beta cuck autist and too much of a pussy to drive in the rain

>>135217889
This, such a good premise so horribly butchered. Worse mangling than Dragon Age 2 desu.

>>135217889
The gameplay was fine. If you want to play a third person RPG, or even a first person RPG with guns, that's the only way you can make the game mechanics work like an RPG.

>>135219125
I'd build her greatness, if you know what I mean.

>>135219434
>too much of a pussy to drive in the rain
Driving in rain and smooth lounge jazz playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixTiB6tJTM

Comfy.

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>>135217889
just play Deus Ex, it cant get better than this

>>135219125
Great cosplay, she even nailed the down's syndrome face

>>135219791
>that's the only way you can make the game mechanics work like an RPG
No it's not, the gameplay was complete broken stiff bullshit, that's not all a requirement of being an RPG. Even fucking Mass Effect is less stiff than that clunky ass broken piece of shit video game. If you want to see shooter x rpg done well in a modern setting go look at the Division or Destiny, they are both great examples of how to deliver something like that in the modern video game landscape and keep the shooting feel on point unlike shitty RPG-shooters like Borderlands.
>being shitty is a requirement
fuck off with that shit

>>135219434
so you carry his ass around? that sounds even more beta. what's the next step on the evaluation scale, omega?

>>135214179
ah fuck i'm bookmarking this

>>135220529
no i don't drive him around, he drives himself if he is too scared to drive somewhere that's his problem

>>135220152
>Division or Destiny
But there's no character involvement ability involved. You get a character who is a master with the gun and shoots perfectly right off the bat. Do you know how long it took me to learn how to shoot properly? And I don't mean spray and pray stuff, I'm talking accuracy, precision, weapon handling etc. Or maybe you're a /k/ kid and you knew how to shoot since you were 6, I don't know. In an RPG, if you want to make a lvl 1 character that picks up the first gun he sees and shoots, he's bound to be shit.

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>>135219125
I'd mate with her

>>135219125

Very nice!

>>135221045
>You get a character who is a master with the gun and shoots perfectly right off the bat.
You (the player) still has to learn how to shoot and control the recoil pattern of each gun. That's one of the engaging parts of shooters. The RPG elements come through in skill usage (like biotic abilities in ME) and in character progression/development through stats and allowing you to customize the way your character develops and plays. Shit, in Alpha Protocol you start the game as a trained espionage agent, you think he isn't supposed to know how to shoot? At some point even if he is supposed to be some shitter who can't shoot a gun, at you need to take liberties with story/lore consistency in order to provide a satisfying gameplay experience. It just is not fun or rewarding or engaging in any way possible to aim your gun directly at someone and have the bullet fly off 90 degrees to the right because you don't have enough gun skill or some stupid shit. Don't make your game an RPG-shooter hybrid if you can't deliver a satisfying shooter experience or a satisfying RPG experience, they both need to be on point.

>>135221617
>You (the player) still has to learn how to shoot and control the recoil pattern of each gun
It should not be up to you (the player), it should be up to the PC (character) since it is his experience that you are simulating and not you in a virtual environment. You are breaking the RPG elements that way.

>in Alpha Protocol you start the game as a trained espionage agent, you think he isn't supposed to know how to shoot?
If you start as a rookie, you start with 3 skill points, that represents your level of training. Feel free to pool it all on pistols, SMGs etc. to show that your rookie is good in ONE thing, hence why he is a rookie. Or you can make him familiar with a lot of stuff, but good with none. You can play a normally trained agent, that starts with double the stats, which allows for further specialization, or you can introduce him to an even larger number of skills, that he's gonna be objectively shit in, since he specialized in nothing, or you can play a veteran, that starts with triple the points of a rookie and he can actually be good at a variety of things, representing his veteran status.

>in order to provide a satisfying gameplay experience. It just is not fun or rewarding or engaging in any way possible
Then you don't want to play an RPG, you just want CoD with perks.

>Don't make your game an RPG-shooter hybrid if you can't deliver a satisfying shooter experience or a satisfying RPG experience, they both need to be on point.
You can't claim the one with the mechanics of the other. Either you make a TP-RPG with shooter elements, or you make a TPS with perks.

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>cтpaницa 9
oh shit nigga

>>135213665
best waifu

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>>135223215
>cтpaницa 9

Why are Joker's teeth rotten? He doesn't even have a British accent.

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>>135223329
She was too good for this franchise. Maybe in the next one.

>>135223420
Posting of slam ducks should be considered lewd posting and punishable by a ban on a ME Monday.

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>>135223691
>posting 4 (four) slamducks
permaban for you then?

>>135223938
I got permission from Taiwanese Moot, so it's OK.

It's not a bad tatt. She's got one for each spinal disc I've broken. More info on the lady? Celtinna. Celtic fan? Irish?

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>>135223938
her deviantart account says her name is Sarah Leclerc, female, Canada.
pic related is her

>>135223938

Shit tattoo, just like the rest of the Mass Effect ones.

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I don't think Miri's boots would smell at all. She has a very immaculate appearance and so it can be inferred that she probably puts baby powder in her in all her footwear.

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>>135224264
Yeah. She's not that great looking. Would look better without the piercings. Plus, she looks thinner in >>135223938 pic, or that could just be the shirt she's wearing.

>>135225012
https://www.instagram.com/p/BC8ncmzFlH9/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBDDTPNllNw/
She does actually look thinner. And I could get over anything, but the nose hook. Hate nose hooks.

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Wouldn't mind having two Ashleys slobbering all over muh dick.

>>135226195
Dibs on the Ashley on the right

Пpивiт дpyзi /Meg/!
Я дyжe п'яний. Бaгaтo пивa i poмy.
Я нe мaючи хopoший дeнь. Biн бyв лaйнo.
У мeнe є мpiї, пoвнi кpoвi i димy. Я нe мoжy cпaти. У мeнe є тiльки пaн i пaн Brick peмiнь. Boни нe дoпoмoжyть мeнi. Boни тeж cyмнo. Moя мaти i бaтькo нe дyжe дoбpe. Я бaчy їх в лiкapнi cьoгoднi.
Я cлyхaю Micяця людини i йoгo глaдких pим.
У мeнe нeмaє милo пoкpитy iнoплaнeтянинa, щoб дoпoмoгти мeнi тpимaти мpiї гeть.
Чи мoжeтe ви мeнi дoпoмoгти /Meg/?

>>135226195
>tfw can't romance Ashley while playing as an Ashley clone

shoot me now

>>135226195
Bit lewd..

>>135226195
>getting double dicked by ashleigh
no thanks

>>135226195
did someone mirror two ashleighs in photoshop, or is that one on the left a femshep with some kind of headmorph? ash on the right has her widow on the wrong side

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>>135226440
>Brick

>>135227132

Mirrored, I think. Look at the middle between them.

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>>135226195
oh boy...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1MhPWLmlqs
whatcha up to meg

>>135228346
memeing like mad

>>135228346
going to sleep

>>135228660
>live in America
>go to sleep around the same time as WG
is your sleep cycle fucked or is it mine

>>135228660
Me as well. Night WG, night meg.

>>135228660
>>135228798
>>135228840
DON"T LEAVE ME

>>135228864
you'll be in my heart and mind xx

>>135228938
can i be in your bed?

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Going to sleep, too.
Happy thoughts, waifu dreams, and waifu clones.

Why does everyone except my waifu want to come up to the cabin?

>>135229606
because everyone has a waifu without consent of the said waifu

>>135229586
>clones of ash
So you're saying one nuke wasn't enough?

>>135229606
I didn't realize you were talking about the Normandy cabin at first so I pictured an anon sitting alone in his secluded log cabin waiting for a waifu that will never come

>>135229927

A nuke can't destroy an idea.

want to see femshep become a slave to javik's prothean cock desu

>>135230190
I just got that now too.

>>135230214
You're right. You need two

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>>135230190
>an anon sitting alone in his secluded log cabin waiting for a waifu that will never come

Hilarious and sad.

>>135231486
yikes femdrell are hideous

>>135231630
femdrell are qt as fuck, don't judge by this autist's shitty comic art

>>135231486
Why do all drell wear the same fucking outfit?

>>135237237
Because it's ICONIC

>>135239787
>tumbr

>>135239858
it's deviantart

>>135239928
no, at the bottom it says tumbr, i was making fun of the typo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

http://strawpoll.me/7086536
http://strawpoll.me/7086536
http://strawpoll.me/7086536

spoilers if you're a twit and haven't finished the trilogy and are hanging out here for whatever reason

>>135241386
>refuse is the meme option

shit poll

Watching people talk makes me feel bad that I don't have people to talk to

>>135244117
pretty cute

>>135242071
>literally giving up on everything you've been fighting for and letting the galaxy get killed off at the last minute
how is that not a meme option?

>>135242071
>idealism is more important than trillions of lives

Why would anyone even pick this? Is killing everyone better than killing just the Geth?

giving your waifu flowers ?

>>135247185
drinking flowers right now

>>135247185
the pollen flares up her allergies

burying your waifus rotting corpse in the flowerbed?

>>135246441

since there's not an "kill the two writers of these options" option, yes it is

>>135246441
I miss Collector Base threads.

Always felt to me like blowing up the base was pure moralism without regard to any practical concerns.

>>135248559
That's how they frame it in the game which is stupid because there are other justifiable reasons to do it too, like understanding the risk Cerberus could pose with it in their hands -- it's just weighing on a scale that versus the benefit of having it against the reapers. But BW just turns it into "lol i wont compromise my ideals!!" verus the "logical" choice. Similar to how if you "sacrifice" the council at the end of the first game they just frame it as a political power move to put humanity on top, and they don't ever give the player the agency to tell people that you did it for the greatest chances of destroying Sovereign.

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A U T I S M

>>135254175
aw, you're not autistic anon. you're just an idiot.

>>135254529
you're right, that doesn't make it any better though

>play as liara
Steamroll game


Nice game fags

>>135256371
liara + sent in 3 is retarded

>>135256445
if you want to see retarded, give Garrus and Big McLargeHuge the N7 Typhoon

>>135256371
>literally 0 second cooldown on singularity
What genius at BioWare thought that was a good idea?

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I am an unabashed fan of strange, non-humanoid aliens. So I've been wanting to do this for a while! Have a field day with Mass Effect, and pretty much put aside the "paspermia" theory for something a little more outlandish. Just a little bit! For instance...

Turians - From planet Palaven. Here I kinda ramped up their "birdy qualities" since they are indeed descended from bird-like creatures. So to speak, they have large pectoral muscles, two sets of arms that could have been used for flight at one point, bones could have been hollow at one point, no teeth, and what appear to be vestigial feathers, now evolved into a more scale-like structure. Somehow, they look like Kaijus from Pacific Rim, but that's fine. XD

Salarians - From planet Sur'Kesh. I honestly didn't know what to do with these guys, aside from make them look more like grey aliens. Although I then figured, they evolved on a heavily forested, extremely lively jungle planet that has a HUGE amount of life, and these guys are aquatic. What they need are traits for swimming creatures. So that's what happened, which is one reason they have a lot of webbing on their bodies, and a streamlined structure. Their huge amount of arms can perhaps be put to good use, as Salarians' generally high intelligence makes them better at multitasking.

Asari -

Volus - YES....this is my idea of a Volus.

Vorcha -

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>the horrible gun discipline in this shot

>>135260247
it's a shame this picture doesn't point out javik shooting the wall

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>make a token scifi green chick
>make her speak like Captain JT "Bang all the green chicks" Kirk
can't be a coincidence

>>135226195
My new wallpaper

>>135173830
The Miri in that pic has a seam encircling the lower part of each boot, under which seam can a stiletto shoe be separated from the overall high heeled boot?

https://youtu.be/mNlaH8HIdcs

>>135228798
I came back from a 12 hour shift

>>135231486
holy fuck that whole page is so fucked up it hurts my eyes

>"killing" the geth
oh anon, you can't kill machines.

>>135248768
well put.

>>135231486
>boobs

Lel.

Tuesday Treats!

>>135265740

Ah, yes, now I see it. They do look like regular pumps.

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>>135269639

You asked for it.

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>>135269639
Hooray!

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>>135269856

wich waifu wud teez u with her feet?

>>135270070
hairy treats

>>135270256

Peach fuzz is cute. Especially on the tummy when you can see it in the sunlight.

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>>135269856
>>135270070
>>135270142
>posting shittier waifus

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>>135270783
>doesn't even post treats

What's the point of that post?

>>135272620

groce

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better?

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>>135246441
>last minutes of the Andromeda trilogy, assuming it is a trilogy
>kill the bad guy
>everyone is happy, returning to the Milky Way to tell everyone the good news
>no signs of civilization anywhere
>mfw BW chose refuse as the canon ending

In a scale of 1 to 10 how pissed of would you be?

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>>135226195

You know those (fap)fics where they find a prothean facility and accidentally activate something there that gives them dicks, makes them 17-years old, etc.?
There should be one where Ashley accidentally gets cloned. Maybe since the clone has been as physically active she's more on the curvy side, and since her brain is pretty much the same, she'd still try to sexe Shep.
Cue Ashley fucking herself at somepoint, or just having a good ol' threesome.

MassKink has no goddamn kink, it pisses me off.

>>135273108
>has been as physically active

*HASN'T

>>135272683
>still no damn treats

Jesus, lurk more. Christ, how-new.ru?

>>135273219
>how-new.ru?
/meg/ complaining about new posters?
eat shit faggot

>>135272960
>bwin action
betting shill

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>>135273369
>he doesn't know what treats are

>>135273627
fuck off with this meme feet fetish and kill yourself

>>135273407
I thought it was appropriate, the dwarf guy being bw and the fans the jumpsuit guy.

>>135273716

Stay tiggered, nigga.

>>135273824
>tiggered

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>>135273824
you got played you little idiot.
sometime someone came up with the joke of a "meme fetish" and all the little retards on the internewt jumped on this train, posting of how much they love feet.
It doesnt exist, your a dumbass and should feel bad about your lack of brain.
I am laughing about you.
you should consider to an hero, and here, have some of your hilarious "fetish".

>>135274149

What the fuck are you even on about, you fucking autist?

>>135274149
Those are somewhat cuter treats than Bioware's. Though also somewhat bulky.

>>135274149
>he shits his pants again

Everytime.

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>>135274549
just trying to educate you little brainless amoebas.
Its pity for your lack of intelligence, you make me sad, not mad.

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>>135274640

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>>135274785
i can posts pictures too XXDDDd

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geez, when i finally thought this palce wasnt so shitty anymore this sorry excuse for a human being just reminds me that this place is meant for shitposting

Daily reminder that you must discontinue access of this site if under 18

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ah yes, lets post something from /megs most loved artist

Swampy please calm down

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whats /megs opinion of a DA dumb?

>>135275302

Man, he got triggered hard. Another autism flare-up.

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>>135275302
get aids nigger faggot

i am considering taking over for talicancer, since he doesnt show up anymore

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>>135275405
pff, i just casually shitpost while i wait for my meal

you are just fucking cancer, and i want to rewrd you with cancer, i am really jolly uppidy atm

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Well, I guess I'll just play some vidya for now. I'll be back later, MEG.

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i am summoning talicancer, shitpost this place to hell with me

>>135275675
see you later shitface

>>135275675
See you in a bit then.

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>>135276150
you piss off too you retarded piece of shit faggot

>>135275675
What vidya? The Division?

Cloning your waifu to create skinsuits to sell on the extranet?