/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Doc U is the moste succulente waifu.

Fem-eddrf and fem-wg best waifu

lior

>>134850930
very l*wd first post

>>134850813
where can i find that elizabeth pic in the op

Dead on arrival

>>134852092
Just like a hurian stillborn abomination.

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>>134840023
>07:31
>07:47
>08:19
>(you)

>>134840214
>bait

OCD on suicide watch

>>134850931
>been shitposting here for all that time now, pretending to be a guy while actually a girl
>anon's face when

>>134852887

it's the only way to shitpost desu.

>>134852887
you're a big strong man, Wes.

>>134852887
>tfw WG has a husbando. That's why she's so obsessed with mating tubes.
>tfw WG probably wears skirts that accentuate her shapey ass and hips.
>tfw Western germanette will never be your gf.

>>134853039
>>134853891
teehee, don't hit on me, silly boys

Why can't you fug Vega?

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>>134855423
you can in citadel dlc in a certain party constellation. pic related

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>>134855273
Reminds me of this.

>>134855423
He's too busy planning out which random spanish words he'll interject in conversation to pay any attention to your advances.

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Hawke is a much better looking than swampbeast

>>134856587

Another dumb-looking slut with retarded armor.

>>134856587
Fuck off to /dag/! FUCK OFF! to /dag/

>>134856587
definitely.

>>134856587
is she wearing jeans?

>>134856587

Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking when they made that game? Did they make it in a single year?

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Hello /meg/, I know your general is pretty dead these days but I hope you can offer some non-waifu related assistance to me.

I have nearly finished Mass Effect as an adept and will be moving on to Mass Effect 2 soon. Any recommended classes? I played it years ago as a vanguard (insanity) and had some jolly good times face smashing everything in my way while teleporting around the map.

Are adepts in ME2 fun to play? It seems like they have a heavily nerfed tool-kit compared to the first game. Are they viable on insanity? I was also thinking of trying an infiltrator... Basically anything but soldier.

Thanks

>>134857670
Adept is pretty different in ME2, most of their stuff only works against non-armored/shielded enemies and on harder difficulties most of them have those defenses. it's not really fun since you have to rely more on your guns than on your abilities. also as far as I remember none of the adept skills even work on the last boss.
yeah, it's easily beatable (because what is really hard in mass effect?) but adept is really gimped in ME2 compared to a lot of other classes.

In ME3, adepts are kangs n sheet again though.

>>134857670
Every class is viable on insanity. Vanguard is fun, adept is a bit weaker but still not bad

>>134852887
OCD has gone into hiding due to shame

>>134855920
Oh!

>>134857670
>recommended classes

sentinel

>>134858249
>>134858278

Thanks, I think I'll try rolling with an infiltrator then and see how it goes.

>>134857670
Play Infiltrator or I'll kill your waifu

>trying to play me3 as a sentinel
>everything dies so fast I can't even use my power combos on them
what's the point

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>>134860134
this is a friendly general. don't make me call the mods

>>134857670
adept in ME2 on higher difficulties will be very frustrating as most of your powers work on non-armoured enemies, try infiltrator

>>134860350
>pic

L*WD!

>>134857670
who are you waifuing anon?

>>134860350
I'd love to put my dick in her cleavage.

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>>134860423
>>134860134

It appears we have reached consensus. Infiltrator it is.

>>134860632

Not sure yet. When I played it at release I usually stayed loyal to Liara but I'll probably go for Jack this time to try something new.

I haven't played the game in six years so it's kind of refreshing to experience it all again.

>>134861931
don't forget you'll have to refuse recreational fucking with jack or you're going to be locked out of her real romance.

>>134861931
>Jack
Enjoy zero content

When will we get lewd?

>>134862572
where is WG? hope she posts l*wds :3

>>134863170
In my bed ;)

>>134863283
are you syrian then?

>>134863453
I have a Syrian skinsuit, of course. An essential item for anyone who wants qt German girls in their bed.

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>>134862284

I'll keep that in mind. I'm planning to do a (mostly) renegade run. Though I can never convince myself to kill Wrex or the Council in the first game. Fuck that.

>>134862512

Well, at release Liara was basically:

>"SHADOW BORKER" ad infinitum
>Scan computers aimlessly
>"thx Shep gl with that suicide mission I'm busy here tho hehe" :))
>Stare at picture frame before suicide mission
>End romance

So, I'm pretty used to the no content thing.

Though I did pirate the LotSB DLC, I'm assuming that might give Liara a bit more substance?

>>134863746
is WG a l*wd and pr*m*scu*us sl*t or a chaste and loyal waifu?

>>134855940
this is hard to read

>>134864108
A little bit in between, she definitely likes to get lewd and frisky more than most girls but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a sl*t.

>>134850930
already a shit thread

and lewdcancer

this place is total shit by now

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>>134865209

/meg/ + /dag/ when?
its actually a good idea, given the lack of content posted here
half the posters visit /dag/ anyway

>>134869045
Never, and stop asking.

>>134869179
its pretty selfish of you to maintain this sole general simply for 1 franchise.
merge with /dag/ and some other general can be created.
Its just cancer, comics and fags in this thread, it has no reason to exist. and you know it

Punching your waifu in the tits?

>>134869387
We're not merging with /dag/. Fuck that.

>>134869627
why not? you are all fags anyway, you wouldnt even notice the difference

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>>134869469

Jokes on you, my waifu is drell and has no tits to punch

>>134869469
Does she like having her tits abused, and in which ways?

>>134869627

Fuck off to /dag/! FUCK OFF! to /dag/

>>134863894
I mean in the entire trilogy there is barely any Jack content. Liara has the most and Jack the least

>>134869807
Those of you who like drell... go to hell

more gay lewdposting pls

/meg/ a SHIT

>>134867428
>>134867589
???

>>134870097
We're already in hell

i wonder what they serve for lunch in hell

>>134869045
>>134869387
I agree, it would benefit both generals.
I don't get why the anons here are so opposed to the idea.
I would like a merge :3

>>134872498
yes! more cute anons to flirt with

>>134872484
Totinos pizza rolls

>>134872498
Because you keep using those obnoxious smiley faces

>>134872734
its cute
just like you :*

>>134869045
>>134869387
>>134872498
you go and personally merge with /dag/ and no one will miss you. I'd make a new /meg/ anyway

>>134872871
Oh...

>>134872878
Why does WG hate us so much?

I'm convinced that the tali faggot = swambeast autist = /dag/ faggot
He's just trying out new ways to piss off /meg/

>>134841181
>I've never teased someone in order to get a reaction out of them
It was not meant in a spiteful manner, anon. The other anons were just trying to rile me up. It was a good effort. I liked it. Would reply in butthurt manner again/10

Dragon Age fucking sucks. The entire series is garbage. I did not enjoy a minute playing any game of the trilogy.

>>134874027
I like Origins, haven't played the others

>>134852887
>>134858952
You guys are overreacting. And I wasn't implying that was samefagging. It's just that I had a (You) for each one of them. The anons were good.

>>134874027
Never seen you post with this much vitriol before

>>134874259
it's manly teasing

>>134874259
>>134874013
>all this damage control

>https://my.mixtape.moe/uizuld.mp4

>>134874120
Origins is the most tolerable of the three but I just wanted it to end.

>>134874354
I really hate it.

>>134874669
What about it made you hate it? The combat or the setting? Because everything else seems pretty much the same as Mass Effect.

>>134874027
Origins was nice on PC ...

>>134874387
Strictly HETERO

>>134874438
>tfw cover blown
>tfw seriously contemplating disappearing from the internet
>tfw on the verge of committing sudoku

>>134874528
Where do you guys get all these l*wd webms and stuff? Is there some place where they're all uploaded or do you just search individual tumblrs?

>>134874880
The setting is nice if you want a generic fantasy but it was just so boring. I liked the combat but the dialogue, the NPCs, the areas, the story, all of it was just so boring that I didn't care about any of it.

>>134874907
I played it on PC. I assume it's better on PC than console.

>>134874907
Origins is super dry and just boring. DA2 was garbage which is a shame because the general idea behind it of a small-scope and more personal story was good but they butchered that game and the writing in every way imaginable. Inquisition I thought was actually alright and I enjoyed it although it had a lot of problems, chief among them being the incredibly short story and campaign quest line especially in comparison to the disproportionate and completely rediculous amount of generic side content. To me BioWare games have always been about the main story so it just boggles my mind the direction they took with that game.

What are you doing for Spring Break /meg/? How would you spend it with waifu?

>>134875706
This sums it up.

>>134875885
I'm going to California to visit my friend. I've never been before and I've never had the money for spring break so I'm excited.

Do you think EA/Bioware are going to do some shitty 10th anniversary thing next year?

>>134875885
Sitting in my apartment playing vidya. My internet best friend I've known for almost 10 years really wants to come visit me but I feel like it would just be awkward and I don't want to ruin the relationship because he is basically my only friend.

>>134875885
Hang out with some friends at the beach, maybe kiss some girls.
If i said that 6 months ago it'd have a depressing ring to it.
But now it's true feels good, i UNJUSTED my life

>>134875885
Catch up on sleep, studying and vidya
I wouldn't be surprised if I don't go outside all week

>>134875885
>spring break

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>>134873326
fuck of you piece of shit, i have way to much to do to shitpost in this sorry excuse for a thread atm
you should be glad
i am not the talicancer, i miss him and wish he would come back
as for /dag, i hate it just as much as you, you ugly nigger eat shit

>>>/gif/8229061
Good Lord

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>>134875885
>Spring Break
fucking degenerates yanks

>>134875885
what's a spring break ?

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>>134876310
>really wants to come visit me but I feel like it would just be awkward and I don't want to ruin the relationship because he is basically my only friend
thats how you lose friends you awkward beta, ffs grow a fucking pair, it hurts to read your comments
>internet friend
>only friend
jesus fucking christ, dont tell me you are the

>>134878231
jesus fucking christ, dont tell me you are the guy who missed all his youth?

>>134876579
>at beach with friends
>still posts on /meg/
sure thing buddy, i bet all your friends are "real"

>>134877672

Nice. Would date.

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didnt realize i missed shitposting this much
feels good

Reminder that the report function exists

>>134878527
looks pretty ugly tbqh
you have shit taste

>>134870097
>not wanting to lick Kolyat

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>mfw founding out tali's face

>>134869469
Only to find your hand sinks into her breasts? Engulfed by her constricting bosom, pulling inward. Her heartbeat growing ever more intense against your fingertips as she moans and her nethers wetten?
She's smiling and kissing you on the cheek as she guides your other hand to her nipple. Feeling her shiver in pleasure as your fingers are slowly sucked in. Your legs growing weak as she allows your arm to enter her all the way to the elbow.
Waifu kissing you as you try to move your trapped forearms?
Sighing as she uses her free hands to undress you, letting her own clothes slide through her body and down onto the floor.

Having weird l*wd relations with her?

>>134863170
>>134863283
>>134864108
>she
I wish

>>134869045
>>134869387
>>134869746
>>134872498
never. would rather personally make new /meg/s and keep them alive 24/7

>>134873042
Wasn't me, but it really sounds like me.

>>134875632
most tumblrs of a certain content (let's say mass effect futa) are usually following each other and linking posts of each other, so if you check what one tumblr is following you usually have most of the content creators in that list.
most content is also tagged so you can get stuff directly at the source.
it's very very frustrating though if content isn't tagged and reverse image search does nothing.

>>134875885
>spring break

2_laughing_respectable_ladies.jpg

>>134876579
congratulations, anon.

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>>134880637
what is this shit?

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>>134881202
>I wish
this is why germany dies

>>134881605
I would have 5 blonde blue eyed children by now.

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>>134863894

>I'm planning to do a (mostly) renegade run

>Romancing Jack as anything other than Full ParaGOAT Shep

m8

I at least hope you took Colonist/Sole Survivor

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>>134881729
>implying you wouldnt be some rapefugee bitch

>>134881738
>anything other than paragon/colonist/war hero or colonist/ruthless
zero taste

>>134881729
would never let my waifu have 5 babies

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>>134881738
>romancing jack in the first place

>>134881957
only viable pick is earthborn
the whole premise of ME3 seems wrong if you arent born on your homeworld

>>134882202
I was exaggerating

>>134881729
With whom?

>>134882556
eddrf

>>134882556
malethanemancer

>>134882719
>you will never be eddrf and watch WGette squeal with laughter as she tries to crawl away from your tickling

>>134881202
>never. would rather personally make new /meg/s and keep them alive 24/7
That seems like a personal problem. Isn't that a bit selfish of you?

>>134882919
>tickling
This triggers the kraut

>>134882919
>you will never see WGette wear a frilly skirt and take a gander under it

>>134882987
>750 posts
>1 unique poster

would actually like to see that being done.

>>134881202
If you were a qt girl what would you want to look like?

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>>134882919
>>134882987
>>134883590
this fucking degeneracy, go out and get a fucking girlfriend its friday ffs, fucking basement losers

>>134883942
right back at you

>>134884178
i fucked twice today already you loner
close the /meg tab and go, fucking pathetic

This is not comfy at all

>>134884178
ignore him

>>134881729
do you have stronk blonde//blue recessive traits?

>>134878417
I still like to hang around with you guys

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>>134884486
>comfy
>a fucking imageboard
this keeps getting better and better

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>>134883590
If you google for her ("cerebralenigma") and search for images, you get a /meg/ collage on page 2

>>134884747
would cuck eddrf/10

>>134884747
Literally looks like a prepubescent boy

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>>134884747
you are a closet faggot just like OCD, arent you?

>>134884831
quality /meg posting

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>>134884887
still?

>>134884747
>>134885098
Going to find get a waifu that looks as close to her as possible so I can take selfies with her and post them on /meg/ to make WG jealous

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>>134885098
WHY DOES SHE RUIN THIS BODY AND FAC WITH THIS SHIT HAIRCUT, WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

>>134885098
Prepubescent boy with makeup and tits

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>>134885292
get a fucking life

>>134885292
She lives on Hawaii and goes to university there, can't imagine Hawaii having more than one or two so just hunt her down and take a selfie.

>>134885380
It's a fantastic haircut and looks great on her though

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>>134885839
no you fucking faggot, sche ruined it with this undercut shit you fucking faggot, people like you should be shot

>>134884343
did you really have to disclose that information ? you trying to prove a point big guy ?

>>134886341
no you retarded faggot, i wrote 2 exatly because of this
thanks for biting the bait dumbass

>>134886623
did i bite the bait , big guy ?

>>134886782
gunna bite your dick :)

>>134886084
femshep autist so mad again he can't type correctly any more

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>>134886782
yes you did

>>134886969
its degenerate closetfaggots like you who encourage these shitty hairstyles with your not existent taste
just fuck a guy ffs

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>>134886879
>>134886992

I wish I could transform into a girl at will

>>134887703
for what purpose

>>134887703
>>134887824
being a fucking martial arts master

>>134887824
mostly for lewd purposes

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>>134887703
thats what trannys want aswell you degenerate

>>134888043
filthy faggot


god i hope this thread dies today, place needs to be purged
only degenerates and retards

>>134888250
not going to happen thanks to you firing the discussion

>>134888250
Soothing thoughts
Warm sun on your back
Cool breeze in the air
Eating peanut brittle with a full set of teeth.

Goodnight, MEG.

Remember, happy thoughts.

>>134889495
I wish I as a happy girl

fucking femshep?

>>134890468
I want to turn swampbeast poster into femshep and then fuck the shit out of her

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>>134890468

>>134890602
with very short hair though

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>Philippines not even mentioned
this is why reddit sucks ass

>>134893114
jack seems to have a massive ass

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>>134874070

cuddling your waifu knowing full well that it once was WG?

>>134890602
>>134890632
is it okay to have femshep as a waifu?

>>134898091
NO

>>134898091
You can't have a playable character as a waifu

>>134893114
jack's hips tho

>>134893114
what's with femshep's turbo slut make up?

>>134894375
>race instead species
this is why reddit is cancer

>>134898361
it's called being caked up, it's to hide how hideous she really is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8f9rF8MHY
waifus wanting to ride suburban?

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Femshep x Liara = a lot of little blue children

why is it the most perfect and pure pairing in all of history?

>>134898856
because then her genetic lineage will end with you, which is a good thing.

>>134898856
>why is it the most perfect and pure pairing in all of history?
it's not

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>it's a responding to swampbeast autist episode

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>>134900760
>muh verrikan

>This expression indicates a turian's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something he can not understand or respond to, turians mumble "muh verrikan" or "muh military." This is usually followed by cries and screeches

>>134894375
This whole post is stupid. The Turian military is known for FAR more than just their fleet. Salarians are as technologically advanced as the Asari if not moreso. If the Asari are known for anything (militarily speaking) it's their biotics. And War Assets have literally nothing to do with how powerful a species is, even if we're talking literally right during the events of ME3, and he doesn't make it clear whether he's talking about pre- or post-ME3 events -- if he's speaking "in general" than War Assets shouldn't have even been mentioned in the first place.

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>>134898856
>"perfect and pure"
>posts an image of them in slutty leather outfits partaking in extremely sexually degenerate acts, bending each other over and spanking each other in a room with a giant picture of themselves making out plastered on the wall
That's the complete opposite of "perfect and pure"

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>tfw my hand smells like tasty ass swiss cheese

>>134901629
it's reddit, what did you expect?

>>134899529
i'd fuck the swampbeast tbqh familio

>>134902925
pretty desperate

Waifus genetically engineered for your pleasure

>>134903626
waifus genetically engineering you for their pleasure?

>>134903793
Of course. Waifus exist to please their anons, and anons exist to please their waifus

I want a waifu

>Keith Emerson of Emerson, Lake and Palmer died last night at the age of 71

fuck 2016 to hell and back

>>134905528
If he was 71 he was already dead

>>134905528
literally who

>>134906481
Teenagers OUT!!

>>134906557
don't have a stroke grandpa

>>134906557
To be fair, I'm 30 and didn't know who it was.
Musicians self own all the time though, he was late and probably coming down from a coke binge.

>>134906481
kids these days...

>>134905528
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Ramsey
Did the Grim Reaper strike again?

>>134907193
he's injured. injured = dead, just some jokster, come on.
you had me there for a second though

>>134903353
no, i just like redheads

>>134907782
gay

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welcome, welcome

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>bigger than a literal human body
>have to hold your arms up in the air to type
>can't display any color except orange
technology sure has come a long way

So if we can kill people with nothing but light projected from our omnitools, how come nobody from Earth has made an omni-lightsaber yet? Shit, give those to biotic users and you would have literal jedi.

>>134914085
omnitools are pretty impractical as well. you can only use one hand to type. they should have been something projected in front of your chest/head, so that you could type with both hands and the weapons part should be a completely separate thing. what made them put that shit together into one is beyond me anyway.

>>134915173
It isn't light. Read the codex

>>134910834
leab me alone pls
no h8

>>134916430
i wanna fuck you

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>>134917206
>calibration team

Why do salarians all have that weird handle on the front of their clothing?

>>134918249
maybe it's supposed to be their version of ties?

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literally fucking aids

Recommend me something to watch /meg/
Movie, TV, I don't care
I know you watch a lot of shows WG

>>134919213
anything more specific in mind? science-fiction? cartoons? anime? murder mystery? porn?

and I don't really watch THAT much, I feel like I'm just hoarding downloaded stuff.

>>134919568
Sci-fi would be nice but it doesn't matter to much, anything you really like

>>134918895
Yeah there is such a small dedicated hambeast audience that makes this femshep liara shit that its fuking funny

>>134919958
Why what's wrong with it?

I hope the next ME has a feature like Metal Gear V where you can pick music as you drop in or get picked up. Imagine coming in on the Kodiac pumped by this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgYL9c_Xr4Q

Considering one of the dumb things about ME2 and 3 is characters not having completely sealed helmets, why did the designers not make an option where everyone has more 'realistic' helmets, but when they talk in cut scenes you see through the helmet? Seems super obvious.

>>134919628
try out Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, that's around 300+ episodes plus a few movies. easy to pick up if you torrent them, else try yourserie (someone just re-uploaded that stuff there).

Star Trek TNG is a must-see (I hear a lot of younger people than me haven't watched it).

Battlestar Galactica if you're into all that mystical god-guides-us stuff.

There's a 12 Monkeys series if you liked that movie and are into post-apocalyptic stuff, it is pretty okay.

Most currently, The Expanse.

The Man in the High Castle if you like what-if-Germany-won-the-war alternative history.

Dark Matter is something that comes close to space horror, if you like stuff like Deadspace, go for Dark Matter.

Killjoys is a sci-fi interplanetary bounty hunter series, if you like that.

movies is just too broad a field, you'll most likely have watched a lot of them anyway, so I'll just drop a few you might not know yet:

Dredd (Judge Dredd fucking shit up)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (deleting memory, imagine you could do that with mass effect)
Event Horizon (space horror)
HapHead (good luck hunting that one down)
Hard to be a God (russian movie from the perspective of a guy who is charged to oversee a medieval planet to properly develop)
In Time (everyone stops aging at age 25 I think, everyone has a timer to live on, when it hits 0 you are dead, time is currency, you can give others yours and the rich people are those who have most time in however ways they acquired it)
K-PAX (crazy guy who thinks he's an alien)
Masters of the Universe (I think it's very underrated, Skeletor's speech is probably one of the best of any villain ever and besides the soldiers of Skeletor have damn cool armor)
Moon (hallucinating astronaut)
Predestination (time travel and destiny)
The Adjustment Bureau (a bureau regulates everything, what if our lives are just controlled by them?)
The Lobster (/r9k/ - the movie)
They Live
Total Recall (1990 version)
Under the Skin

>>134922191
Wow, thanks man

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>>134921915
>Imagine coming in on the Kodiac pumped by this
nigga...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG76NwsCzA4

also fuck youtube unblocker. I feel crippled now.

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The only good thing about femshep, is including rape in her backstory. It does not work nearly as well with sheploo

>>134922471
This is what Shepard is disemabarking to in order to kill ugly aliens and fuck the hot ones-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_OGLoD78tw

>>134922972
You can't do that, can you?

>>134923096
decent song for once

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>>134922972

Swampbeast has the body, carriage and mannerisms of a man.

Not only does this sound like music Kaiden would listen to, there are basically three Kaiden look-a-likes in the band... (maybe tsundere Jack would say she hated it while listening from around the corner and imagine being in the band)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyzf1EKNyno

>>134923096
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlnmNkMivHc

>>134923358
but she has noodle arms

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>>134923539
It's Kaidan. Why do people fuck this up? And why do people call Norman Osborn Osbourn or Osbourne?

>>134923838
Because Kaiden is how it would be spelled if his parents weren't fucking retards.

I actually stuck my dick in lubed PVC pipe and had my girlfriend lick me from the other end while wearing goggles to simulate a Quarian blow job through her mask. ...it wasn't that great.

>>134922078
Too obvious of a compromise from shitty creators

>>134922972
Colonist Shepard is better, as you can imagine her living a carefree and happy existence before being BT'ed, whereas Earthborn probably sucked off every gang member before she was 15.

So if male Salarians don't have penises do they fertilize eggs by squatting and basically having a liquid fart on them of sperm? Would it make the 'thhppb' air escape sound?

>>134924676

Only 1 in 10 salarian males gets to fertilize the eggs. And even then, they have the sperm forcibly extracted from out their clococas by machines and don't actually get any release.

They would be the ultimate beta cuckold species if the quarians did not exist.

>>134924676
they do that underwater I think
why would you even want to know that

>>134923539
>this sound like music Kaiden would listen to
I have to include this in my headcannon now.

>>134923539
Why is Gayden such a hipster faggot

how do i fuck

>>134925761
poorly

>>134925761
you? hahahahaha!

I hate quarians so goddamn much

>>134921915

I want Andromeda's Normandy to have a speaker system that you play your own music through.

And a brig. And a crew that has actual tensions and dynamics you need to navigate and resolve.

>>134929113
I want Bioware's headquarters to burn down along with all records of Andromeda's existence

>>134929206
best outcome we could hope for.

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>>134929206

but what if it's good

>>134931918
there's little danger of that

>>134927556
Those of you who hate on quarians, femshep, etc are making /meg/ a more hiveminded place, and doing the bidding of Western German's shit tastes.

You people have already driven eddrf off, now all we have left is this useless WG.

>>134934548
eddrf wouldn't leave the /meg/, so far as I know.

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Picture of a tweak our team is doing to a "standard" design for a Reaper Destroyer. It's for our upcoming Mass Effect-themed Fanfilm, "To Save the World Entire".

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The Alliance Anderson class Destroyer. Named after David Anderson, Hero of the Reaper War. (Destroyer types are named after Earth Soldiers)

A Destroyer is a classification of starship used by Humanity's Systems Alliance to describe starships with the low-cost and quick production time of a frigate and firepower closer to that of a cruiser.

The Anderson class is a post Reaper War Destroyer starship. Its around 350 m in length with 180 Crewmember.
After the Reaper War most of the Citadel Navy lies in rubble. More than 95 percent of the fleets are destroyed or not operable. Some groups use this circumstance to plunder the war-torn regions. The Systems Alliance responded with the commissioning of the Anderson class, a smaller, agile police cruiser.
The Anderson use reaper adapted tech like modern mass effect field generators, shields and space-saving Thanix Weapons. This grade of automatisations helped to reduced the crew without losing effectiveness.

Main armament is the Long range Javelin Mk IV Torpedo launcher, also known as "Giant-Killer". These 7 m long Javelin explosive devices hold a own mass effect core wich collapse when it hit a enemy and produce a massive gravityeffect that can crush even a Dreadnought or Carrier hull.
Secundary weapons are 7 Twin Thanix Cannons for mid range and also for intercept Fighters and enemy missiles. The Low range GARDIAN System consists of 14 small mirror lenses for the ultraviolet antiship lasers.

>>134936906
looks like garbage

>>134922191
>Stargate SG-1
>tfw Admiral Xen played someone in this

>>134923539
Terrible song. It's garbage. Like Kaidan

>maybe tsundere Jack would say she hated it while listening from around the corner and imagine being in the band
Jack would laugh at it and walk away.

>>134914085

Muh holographic display and keyboard.

>>134934548
eddrf is still here as far as I know

>>134923539

Pretty nice. I like the sound of the typewriter.

I had a dream where /meg/ died
And then I woke up
Really weird dream

>>134944536

meg is eternal

>just discovered the trap Pink Bubble on /gif/
How is it even possible to be that cute? Need one of dems in a brothel in Andromeda.

>>134945314
>trap

fuck off

>>134945373

no

>>134934548
eddy is still here, don't be daft.

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>After making a million black and white biro sketches, I decided it was finally time to try making something in colour. Did this with black, blue, red and green biro, plus a gold gel pen that died after about three seconds. I'm quite happy with how it turned out. :)

These are the three adopted quarian children of my MaleShep, Lionel, and his love interest Tali. I call them the Nar Normandy siblings. They all have human first names, because Lionel and Tali wanted them to be familiar with human culture despite being quarians. Their suits are designed by me, though Ava's takes a lot of inspiration from Tali's armour in ME3. From left to right, we have:

>Milo'Shepard vas Rannoch: The oldest of the three, Milo is a rare thing: a quarian biotic. His parents' ship was badly damaged during the war for the homeworld, killing his birth father and damaging his mother's suit, which meant that Milo could be exposed un utero to the element zero from the ship's leaiking drive core, leading to him developing biotic abilities. His mother's suit rupture led to her contracting an infection that killed her not long after she gave birth, and eventually he was adopted by Lionel and Tali. He's grown into a confident, cheerful and active young man, not to mention a powerful biotic - after he received his implants, he spent a lot of time playing biotiball with his dad and his 'uncle' Kaidan, and as a result he eventually became the star of the first quarian biotiball team. He also likes to wear random human items along with his suit - hence the sweatbands.

>>134947475
>Thea'Shepard vas Rannoch: The middle sibling, Thea is strong-willed and extremely intelligent. She's grown into a botanist, working on Rannoch to find the best places and ways to grow crops. She's at the top of her field and doesn't suffer fools or incompetence gladly - neither does she like giving in, and she doesn't react well to people who do. Her colleagues often joke that something suicidal is 'like telling Thea'Shepard something's impossible.' There is a tender core underneath her professionalism, but it only really comes out when she's around her family.

Ava'Shepard vas Amareh: The youngest, and also the one with the most interesting story - but I won't go into detail, because I know some of my watchers who haven't finished the games will not appreciate the spoilers that would be necessary to explain. Ava was always fascinated by the geth, and she felt like she had a duty to atone for what had been done to them... unfortunately, her form of atonement involves eventually breaking a law of Council space and subsequently going on the run in a stolen ship - along with a geth she constructed with her own hands. Ava and her geth buddy assemble a team of misfits and set off around the galaxy, righting wrongs... she may only be Shepard's adopted kid, but she seems to have inherited his ability to irritate the Council and gather unlikely but awesome friends. I'd like to write her story at some point, if I have time.

>Quarians and Mass Effect © Bioware
>Milo, Thea and Ava © Skyflower51

>>134947475
>>134947546

stop

>>134934548
>You people have already driven eddrf off
Nah. I'm still here.

>>134936906
Gee, this reaper really needs something new, something refreshing for our movie. Let's add spiky bits.

>>134944397
Indeed.

>>134947475
Of course one is a biotic.

Also /meg/ I realized something. Omnitools are tiny right? If so, how come people don't have two or four omnitools strapped to their back, that spawn multiple drones or multiple incinerate blasts on command? I realize it's because of balancing, but is there an actual lore reason this is not done?

>>134948187
Also /meg/ I realized something. Omnitools are tiny right? If so, how come people don't have two or four omnitools strapped to their back, that spawn multiple drones or multiple incinerate blasts on command? I realize it's because of balancing, but is there an actual lore reason this is not done?

they seem to be expensive as fuck

>>134948254
That makes sense.

>>134947475
>>134947546

This wasn't that bad. I've seen a lot worse.

>>134934548
this post right here tbfh
all you faggots do is suck WG's dick on his shit tastes, driving people with other opinions off.
this place is a cesspool

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>>134868917
Glad to see someone else is making Tali size content!

>WG will never let you suck his dick while he watches football and drinks beer

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>was out walking the dog

Damn, I'm tired of the cold, now. pls gib spring
I need a cute waifu to warm me up. No l*wd, I swear, only cuddling with socks on. Maybe holding hands.

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>>134954041

>>134955498
>Maybe holding hands.
With several tissues, a handkerchief, or some other barrier between you, that might remain wholesome.

Need a waifu to get in the shower with me. Need a waifu to hold close as the hot water streams down our bodies

>>134956384
Gloves?

>>134956792
Certainly, if hers stop not far past her wrist. Too long, and it's almost as bad as contact between your bare hands.

>>134957238
What if they're part of her hardsuit/armor?

>>134955498
You're the reason swambeast autist plagues us

>>134957747
Talking about him is the reason he plagues us

>>134957378
Worn as intended with the hardsuit or armor and part of the complete suit is acceptable as well.

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>>134957874
no, he is right, this is one of the pictures that made me decide to shitpost femshep

>>134951752
eddrf just posted in this thread and said he wasn't "driven off". you intentionally ignore reality here, are you the German government or something?

And come on, if I could drive someone off, then certain cancers would definitely not post here any more.

>>134954041
>drinking beer

come on, I don't drink alcohol.

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>>134957935

>>134958012

You're a sexist, bigoted asshole.

>>134959038
Don't fucking respond to him.
You people are like insects to a bug zapper

I hope Swampbeast poster displaces Western German as king of /meg/, just as how the latter usurped eddrf, who in turn drove off VaginaPrimata

>>134959114
>t. toxic masculinity

>>134957378
If I lived in the ME universe, I would blow thousands of hard earned credits on buying used female under suits from the armor for creeper purposes.

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>>134960696

>>134963512

Talicancer, fuck off

>>134965030
>femshep triggers /meg/
>tali triggers /meg/
>/meg/ loves tomboy jack
>/meg/ loves transashley
>/meg/ loves sheploo
>/meg/ loves gay posting
>/meg/ loves BT cuking
>/meg/ loves MT
>/meg/ loves STT jokes

and you guys complain of the amount of shitposting?
this place is a lost hope

>>134965624
>/meg/ loves women with masculine bodies

>>134965624
I love you!

>>134966602
I want to fuck you

>>134959357
What?

could it be that the hate for tali stems from the sole hatred from one nazi german?

>>134967117
No

>>134967389
where does the hate come from then?
where does the hate for femshep come from?

just because you are gay?

>>134967668
People have different tastes and preferences and those characters are naturally unlikeable to a lot of people for a variety of reasons

>>134968027
give me some rational reasons then

>>134954041
good
this is a feel i don't desire to feel

>>134968210
Femshep mostly for her voice acting and her default appearance in ME3

Tali because of most people's dislike of everything Quarian in the games, her technobabble and constant talk about Quarian society, and the fact that she has no face to admire (for some people that's a + but for a lot it's not). Mostly it's because she's a Quarian.

We could go down the list and list off the bad parts of every single LI in the trilogy. Every one of them is disliked by at least one person here. The only reason femshep and Tali get so much shit is because they have the most cancerous fanbase.

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>>134965624

It is natural for women to put up a fight against the rapist. Unfortunately, some rapists get more sexually excited by women who play hard to get and who resist their advances.

>>134968657
>Femshep mostly for her voice acting and her default appearance in ME3

both subjective, not really valid reasons to hate her
meers VA isnt better, but stil you goofs dont hate him and black out pictures with him
you can change the face, not a reason

>her technobabble and constant talk about Quarian society
they have to introduce and make a species intresting somehow
not a reason to hate her

not really a good argument

>>134969192
ok?

>>134969704
people have opinions. it just so happens that a lot of people here prefer meer's voice acting. a lot of people here also think that ashley looks like a tranny, but you don't see ashfags constantly shitting up the thread

>>134969704
What, you can't like somebody because of subjective opinions? That's the entire basis for not liking somebody. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The entire point is there are subjective things about each and every character in the trilogy and in any video game or movie that some people subjectively like and some people subjectively disilke. You really seem to fail to grasp the concept of opinions. The only reason people give femshep and Tali more shit than others is because they are easy targets and people like you give them tons of ammo.

>>134968657
>The only reason femshep and Tali get so much shit is because they have the most cancerous fanbase.

so the ashley fanbase isnt cancerous
the jack/ashley/liara dumps are somehow different from tali/femshep
waifu posts arent cancer?
this guy who posts this blonde horseface whore isnt cancer?
miri with penis isnt cancer?
this one tranny/ flaming faggot isnt cancer?
GTFO with your shitty arguments, come back with one good valid reason and maybe i stop

>>134970506
Just accept that what you does is displeasing to Western German. And fuck off.

>>134969878
yes they do, with the same 5 images every time

>>134969990
ah ok, so it is ok for you to spout about your shitty opinion but not for me?
kill yourself

>>134970506
>the jack/ashley/liara dumps are somehow different from tali/femshep
yes
>waifu posts arent cancer?
not here
>this guy who posts this blonde horseface whore isnt cancer?
not here
>miri with penis isnt cancer?
not here

cancer is different everywhere

here, sucking the dicks of reddit and SJWs who hold femshep up on a golden throne is cancer

all those things you mentioned are just par for the course here, if you don't enjoy that cancer then you just don't belong here

i don't know why you take it so personally that people hate your waifu, people hate every waifu and you're the only one that throws a shitfit about it

it's not some philosophical argument or mathematical equation, i don't know what kind of "valid reasons" you're looking for, people just don't like femshep. if you're so triggered by that you should go to reddit or BSN where everybody adores her, sounds like the perfect happy little trigger-free funzone you would fit in with.

Do you see the difference between these two posts?
>>134888250
>>134955498

>>134971003
I'm not spouting any opinion. Just saying why some people don't like femshep and Tali. You are welcome to give your opinion all you want but of course people who disagree with it will judge you for it, and the more autistically you present it the more people will naturally dislike you.

>>134971097
yes, femsheps face was blacked out as a passive aggresive attack on someone who likes femshep

>>134971308
And the other literally has the filename "guaranteed replies"
Look at the actual posts