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Say goodbei to Richard Lewis Edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair:
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide:
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Suck less
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xth for breeding pansy
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trading blue laminate with titan holo sticker (katowice 2014)
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>>135099209
Will suck for it but thats it
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is mg1 with ~250 hrs good?
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>>135099209
sent ;)
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>>135099269
i'm mg1 with 1300 hrs
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he going in
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/709147882448953345
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>esports historian
:^)
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SMASH DA LIKE
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Polaks watch anime that's why they are so good at CS.
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>>135099209
I'll trade you a BS P2000 | Ivory for it.
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>>135099820
>Hoverhander
no
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>>135100229
Take that back... Or else
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>>135097852
>stickers
Trash.
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>Just lost 165 dollars because fnatic couldn't tell where the beeping was coming from in the pistol round
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>>135101281
>doubting our guys
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>>135101281
Fnatic toggled on.
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>>135101281
NEVER DOUBT
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Why do pro players look into walls?
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awps ruin games
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CHRISJ OUR BOY
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>>135101738
>>135101747
>>135101902
I lost the handicap. My money is still gone
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that last half of gathers v CNG
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>>135098874
you're 14 posts late faggot
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betting todays big winnings on this match
wew lad
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spiidi is the only positive player on mousesports
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are stretched resolutions for redditors and memers?
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>>135103029
Yes.
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>>135102714
>.0.63 dollar
>big winnings
fucking pleb
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>>135103430
It's called 63 cents.
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>>135103430
started with .10 lol
copenhagen always come through
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guys can you please post all your JW pics? i lost all of mine:(
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So I reached DMG yesterday. In the last 5 games I've played there's been a smurf in each one. Sometimes in my team, sometimes in enemy team. Is this normal? Lower ranks had smurfs as well, but it's getting ridiculous now. Also noticed that stuff like wh and aim is becoming a lot more common.
Anyone know what happens if you lose against someone and then they get banned for cheating?
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I hate fnatic
They seriously lost this because of that pistol round
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FNATIC HACKS DIDN'T WORK
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>>135102251
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>>135103984
>Anyone know what happens if you lose against someone and then they get banned for cheating?
that match doesn't count and you get back lost points
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>>135103984
i removes the match from all history
at least that is what happens if you win with a cheater on your team
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>flusha couldn't find the bomb to defuse
>fnatic lose game
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>>135101281
and the comeback from mouz started there, haha.
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THANKS FOR THE SKINS FNATIC FANGAYS
KEK SWEDES LOSE AGAIN LMAO
HAHAHAHAAHAH
HOLY FUCK I WON SO MANY SKINS
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why did fnatic go against the scrip and lose the OT?
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never doubted our literal guys for a second desu familia
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>>135104172
Do you get any confirmation that it happened? How long does it normally take? I know that my entire team reported him, so he's probably gonna get overwatched, but maybe if he wasn't cheating I want to know roughly the time to expect.
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>>135104223
How often do you bet against fnatic?
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>>135104135
I seriously believe they are throwing regularly against mouz.
It's the third time I've seen it like this.
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wish i put more than 0.1 on mouse
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>>135104314
>how often do i bet against fnatic
the better question/the one you should be asking is "how often do i bet on our guys?"
and the answer to that one isALL THE TIME LMAO
thank you cuck swedes!
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>resisted the urge to go all-in on fnatic
wew lad
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>>135104314
when the fucking retards who bet on lounge assume they're an infailable team and give mouz 13% odds on a map they historically perform incredibly highly on
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lddm or cnb
im on lddm because they havent played like shit today
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Can Pansy fucking stop being such a half dyke and piff upp for once, she looks like a fucking hobo.
I would rather gay with the guy in the middle.
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reminder to our friends that NA is a joke of a scene and the only way to bet on NA is to bet low underdog every game and buckle up for the ride.
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>when he bets on roca
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>>135105239
NA "stars" are only in eSports because they want a career in marketing. They dont give a shit about competing.
Look at fucking n0thing, dosent care shit about his teams results, just tweets different companies and their AWESOME PRODUCTS all the time.
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I need to be bred
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I just got kicked for buying a nova,
why do people get so asshurt about it?
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>>135106385
i usually play p250/nova/scout and buy every round. nova is great weapon
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>>135106641
I did too. Playing close cat/ladder room on Garage.
scored a kill,.
got called out for "griefing" and got kicked.
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>tfw winning 16-2 with the last few rounds only playing with knife zeus and negev
i just want to personally thank all smurfs here
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>almost carry to tie
>last round
>1v4
>guy kills 2 of my teammates
>4hp
>grabs hostage below me
>think that he's waiting
>wait
>teammate says he's somewhere
>check
>guy peeks me while I'm checking
>last guy stares at him for a second and dies
JUST
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>>135106385
>>135106641
>>135106824
>this is what novas think
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>>135107414
dmg desu
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>>135107414
I'm supreme and I use the sawed off from time to time and no one says shit about it
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>>135098874
>NA """"CS"""""
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what the fuck is happening to chroma 2 case prices
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who /aussieCS/ here?
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>>135107498
>dmg
HAHAHA
>>135107638
>sawed off
>not just using the nova
literally not SMFC
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What went wrong?
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>>135108291
It's not like I use it because I think it's a good gun...
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>>135108460
you're a shitty
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>>135108291
Why does JW use sawed off?
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>>135108650
only map(s) to use is Cobble and maybe Inferno
do you see him use it on Dust 2? NO
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>>135108383
polish cs as bad as their economy
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>>135108773
use your own brain
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>>135108773
You can use it to hold B tunnels/lurk.
It's viable on mirage as well.
With pistols so powerful you don't have to worry about being underpowered in a site take.
You sound like a sperg.
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>>135109408
>>135109220
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>Crime of the Century start playing
>Reach for my Deagle
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>he didnt bet on lddm
l
o
m
a
o
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>>135108650
Because he's one of the best players in the world playing on the best team in the world playing against scrubs
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>people trying to talk to streamers in twitch chat about their day
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>doing garbage on main
>make new account to readjust
>go from Silver 4 to LEM 250~ wins
>go back to main after rank shift
>can't get past MG2
>go back to LEM acc
>either wiping the floor with the other team or getting games slightly harder then MG2
wtf is going on?
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Anyone else having problem with this bullshit?
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>>135114249
flush yourself
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>>135114249
ummm............. no I'm not trying to cheat so of course I don't have this problem.
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>>135114249
nys
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>tfw had to carry some irish kids in MM
Dude, Russians speak better English. Holy shit.
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>Clown9 vs Selfless
literally who?
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>>135114604
Selfless could upset, odds are dumb.
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>>135114604
what
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>haven't played csgo comp since nov
>lose rank (was badge)
>play comp earlier today with some silver friends
>ranked at nova 1
>play some more, win 2 in a row, both with over 40 kills.
>still nova 1
what gives?
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>>135114249
It happened to me before. It turned out to be the shitty USB 3.0 drivers for my motherboard.
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>>135113415
you give a big smelly shit what your mains rank is obviously??
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>>135115212
Why are you so fucking dumb? Did you just expect to rank up several levels just after winning a couple games?
Read about elo points you dumb fuck.
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>wake up
>still microhacking everywhere
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What's the best knife in the game and why is it the Huntsman Fade?
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>>135116209
m9/bayo*
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Should I sell my Aqua and get a Vulcan? What would you guys do? My Aqua is MW I think I would get a MW Vulcan in exchange (I know it's more expensive)
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>>135116647
Vulcan is such a shit uninspiring skin. Better the frontside misty if youre into that
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>>135116209
knives are all shit because they are proof of the toxic nature of the communitty
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>>135116209
Bayo
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>>135116209
Yeah no, it's actually the M9 Ruby
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>>135116209
That's sure a funny way of spelling the Karambit Ultraviolet.
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>>135116851
It's okay BR. Maybe one day you'll have enough for one :3
now go back to your fucking Worm God you monkey
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>>135117406
>he actually values skins
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>>135117537
I cashed out profit from trading 2 weeks ago.
Stay mad.
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>>135108650
Because he has the brain of a piggy
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>>135114249
>Silver 2
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>Frankly, US CS sucks
What did Heaton mean by this?
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Best A4 skin??
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>>135118420
Howl
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>>135118420
Faded Zebra
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>>135118420
asiimov
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>can't bet for a week thanks to the Steam Mobile Authenticator
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>>135118420
stock
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>>135112261
lmao
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>decide to open a few wildfire cases
>get a battlestar
>it's battle scarred
this thing is fucking ugly as fuck desu
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Hey guys just thought i'd give you a heads up. I work at a Walgreens and this morning Freakazoid showed up with a few friends and picked up 5 joints of adderall. Bet all in on c9.
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>>135102714
>>135104771
>>135112261
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yo how long does it take to get out of silver 1. im usually top of my team and i win majority of matches. have 30 comp wins.
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I'm so tired of fucking retards in MM. Give me fucking ESEA in Europe already.
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>>135119635
Silver is a place that is impossible to get out of it is a bottomless pit that gets deeper and deeper every day
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this man has inspired me to push through smokes more often. you would be surprised how often it works
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>>135119984
>corn on a hotdog
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>>135120076
corn dog.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEH5mNL10oY
make sure to like&subscribe for more anime content
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Who here bet on Selfless?
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>they aren't learning favela speak from fallen right now
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vanilla butterfly or vanilla m9
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>>135120401
Portuguese is a disgusting sounding language
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COD TRANSPLANT
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>>135119984
SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
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>there are people who unironically think war owl is good
How does this make you feel /csgog/?
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>>135120517
huntsman
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>>135120594
oh Muhammad
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>>135116209
>>135116551
>>135116851
>>135117016
>>135117185
>>135117334
>implying the default CT Knife isn't GOAT tier
I'm surround by faggots.
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>>135121005
do you suck them off?
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I love NA CS
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>>135120076
>>135120141
o shit...
>>
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>>135121226
No, you'll have to ask your dad to suck you off tonight Timmy, sorry. :^)
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tfw You can't get out of the habit of aiming for the body instead of head
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>>135121726
is this bait?
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show me the most attractive csgo comp player
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>>135121889
You :)
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>>135120772
war owl is our guy, faggot.
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>>135121889
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>Win eco round
>Forget to pick up gun
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>>135121889
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>>135122263
he double dropped
happens when you press E twice
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>>135118420
Asiimov
Best a1 skin isicarus fell
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>awp
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>>135119984
i'm going to marry that man
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Howl or Fire Serpent?
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Why do Cloud9 always have to make bets so complicated
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>tfw no cute weeb friend to play casual with
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>>135124318
>tfw cute weeb friends period
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>>135124780
Don't remind me
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>>135123485
Howl
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>>135119517
Told you guys.
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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
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>tfw Cloud9 is shit but every fucking time I bet against them they pull shit out of their ass
JUST FUCK OFF
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>>135125078
I remember the double kill he got to clutch a critical round vs LG in their bo5 game.
It was on B site overpass and he had 3 hp and an awp and both CTs rotated together through A site and olof got 2 crazy fast flicks.
>>135125213
iktf
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Why are these ads cringier than normal
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>>135125213
lmao
>>135125495
this too
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>>135125381
>falling for the pasta
>>
I JUST HAD A SUPREME KID
ON MY TEM
THAT HAD
15 KILLS
IN 30 ROUNDS
HOW
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>>135125381
good game
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>>135125495
Don't you want to frag some noobs, anon?
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>>135125597
>HOW
By getting a kill every other round
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>>135125078
Olof literally had a double kill in the finals of Katowice which kept them in the game
Fuck off
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>>135125597
who care....
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>>135125078
>>135125752
Do you have downs?
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>>135125726
nah i don't remember thay
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>>135125871
jw best
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>>135125726
>olof got """""lucky"""" to keep them in the game
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>>135126592
Stay mad nerd
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>>135099269
mg1 with 132 hrs
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>na cs
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>cloud9
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we did it reddit
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>elite build ak
blue tier
>elite build p90
blue tier
>elite build awp
pink tier
>mfw
>>
who else /supremebutonlyplays3maps/ here
also
>tfw you go back to your old sensitivity/res and start raping again
feels good man
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>>135127327
i came here to post this
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>>135127383
vaporwave is shit
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Hi. new to csgo.
Was ESEA or Cevo ever really affected by csgo's competitive matchmaking system? Also which is better.
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did someone say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
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Why have there been so many teamkills in this Selfless v Clown9 shit
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>>135127571
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>>135127549
ESEA is a botnet but it's also better
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>>135127549
No.
ESEA is always better as long as you have a secondary PC to play on, otherwise you compromise your system by installing a rootkit. This isn't a joke.
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>>135127729
what's wrong with csgo matchmaking that would make people prefer something like esea?
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>>135127886
ESEA has anticheat that isn't a complete joke and 128 tick servers
>>
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none of you actually bet on cloud9 right
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>North American Counter-Strike
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>>135127886
64 tick, non competitive ruleset, and cheaters
also the fact that ESEA was the main way to play competitive in 1.6 so it always had a following, also scrims
In terms of player skill MM is much better at balancing teams and has better players than any alternative pug services however
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>>135128108
Still better than yuropoor CSGO
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>>135128193
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Where the fuck has our guy golden god assad been!?
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>bet on selfless on train
>stewie jumps through 12 smokes and never gets punished for it and along with freak carries c9 to the win
>well that sucks but the odds for cache are really good.
>csgolounge is down
>game starts
>csgolounge comes up
>selfless is 8-1
I fucking hate this shit sometimes.
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Go fuck yourselves c9 what the fuck
It's cache for fucks sake
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>>135128387
Cloud9 more like Choke9
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>WERE GETTING FUCKED
>WHAT DO WE DO
>TWO AWPS
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>always know not to bet on NA
>never learn
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>135127571
thats the stuff
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5 (five)
ct side
cace
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What will clown9's excuse be this time?
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>>135128649
Betting on NA is easy. Only bet on underdogs with 30-70 odds or better against them in BO1s
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Hey, guys. :) shroud here. I am gonna call our hack provider during overtime. Your skins are safe.
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>>135128749
couldn't find the addy stash
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>>135128938
>overtime
hahahaha not even close to believable.
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>>135128938
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1v1 servers are more fun than mm will ever be
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>Cloud9 keeps trying to teamkill each other
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>>135129217
>1v1 server
>kid just waits out the clock so you have to push him
no thank you ma'am
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>>135129217
Why do 1v1 in CS? It just doesn't seem as fun as Quake/UT 1v1.
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>>135129614
le inhuman reactions man plays at like 20 times that
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>>135129612
hardly ever happens if you join a decent server
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>>135129614
no
you should be using 400dpi, 0.01 sens
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Let's dispel once and for all with the ficiton that Selfless don't know what they are doing, they know exactly what they are doing.
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>>135129614
I play [email protected]
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our guy 30-8
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Uh can we drug test this '''''Mitch''''' kid??
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SEAN
THE ADDY
SEAN
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>play in silver
>game starts
>guy rushes up boiler
>i'm literally right next to it
>gets killed
>"OMG TEAMMATE HELP ME"
>i tell him to shut the fuck up and let me play
>play and kill both in apps
>i'm top fragging most of the game
>he keeps raging
later:
>t-side after half
>guy has no mic
>i call vote to kick
>he gets kicked
>other guy calls vote to kick
>i get kicked
this is exactly why i'm trying to be a better player, so i don't have to deal with bullshit like this
>>
>>135127953
>>135128131
Valve hasn't upped the tickrate to this very day? oh geez. what joke.
>>
Just played with two animes that were LITERALLY autistic. Like legit autistic. MM is fucking trash.
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>>135130034
They fixed the hitboxes which were the bigger problem, tickrate is a non issue now.
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DUMPSTERED
U
M
P
S
T
E
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>>135130091
Have scientists found a link between autism and anime yet?
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>>135130141
Nice damage control valve shill. Kill yourself, MM is utter unplayable trash.
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>>135130223
t. guy who blames the servers for being GN2
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>>135130221
I'm so fucking furious. I want all animes to die immediately.
>>
no more addie = na csgo is garbo
it's that simple
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>>135130006
Practice more than you MM and you'll sure gtfo silver soon, otherwise you risk not being able to completely carry every single match and thus losing a bunch thanks to your teammates.
I started doing that when I was nova 1 like a month ago, made it to mg1 already and I still don't feel like there's much of a challenge aim-wise.
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>>135130283
I'm supreme. Kill your worthless self. MM is unplayable.
>>
Is Counter strike source like the Brawl of cs?
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>>135129891
it's just swag on an alt
>>
>>135130621
people still play brawl
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>>135130621
Is Brawl the worst fighting game ever made?
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>>135130621
No because Source is better than CZ
>>135130745
No because Brawl isn't a fighting game
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>>135130779
pretty sure brawl is better than smash 64.
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>>135118420
Daybreak
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>>135130779
What is brawl then?
>>
>>135130954
a party game
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WHAT IS STEELS NEW SENS
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>>135131135
4.2 at 420ppi
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>>135130447
Thanks for the advice. I've started using bot aim maps, smoke maps and occasionally DM'ing.
I just hope I can get to the higher ranks. I wonder if they want to win as much as I do.
>>
tfw consistently 10 rws on ESEA
it took about a month, last month i was 7 rws.
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>>135131075
No such games exist.
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>>135131229
hes turned into such an addict i cant believe its in this much
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>>135131308
>that gif
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feel the bern
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>want to collect my bet winnings
>csgolounge is down for the 30th time this hour
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>>135131308
That's bad, but at least you're improving. Then again, it could just be the influx of complete shit new players on ESEA with the game getting more popular.
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>>135127432
stop following me anon
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never pay attention to esports. is this considered a lot? cause it seems like a lot of tourneys.
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>>135127571
>posting the most normie of tracks from vektroid
stay pleb
>>
hey reddit look at this sick bug i found
https://youtu.be/zn31BJYthqA?t=16
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>>135133456
woah thats sick
>>
>>135133456
haha wtf
>>
>>135133456
lmao u r so savage
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>>135133456
damn dude
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>>135134576
Reported
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>>135134576
>double u
damn dude woah
>>
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 59
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 9
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 1
Competitive Kills: 1295
Competitive MVPs: 165
Competitive Match Wins: 33
will i ever get gud at this game?
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>>135131241
Reach DMG and gtfo to Faceit or ESEA, otherwise, bunch of smurfs and hackers.
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>>135134863
nice 5k do you remember it very well
>>
>>135134869
>faceshit
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>>135135090
pistol round using a tec9
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>>135133456
cheating faggot
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You have 5 seconds to explain to me why the AWP is allowed in the game as it exists
>>
>>135135525
>2014
how is that relevant
>>
>had worst match of my life
>9 kills 14 fucking assists and 23 deaths
>still managed to rank up just because I was on the winning team
ok then
>>
>>135135738
whats wrong with it?
>>
>>135135856
Too much payoff for a low skill floor
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ElVnDZg7Yk
r8
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>>135135525
what was summit saying
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>>135135738
uhhh....
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>>135135973
he was happy that he won and he didnt report us cause the other team were cheating
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>>135135940
I remember on one of the patches they did some blur effect on the scope when you would move , do they still have that or did they get rid of that? remember a lot of people bitching about it at the time.
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>>135136143
summit is truly reddit's guy
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>>135136185
The lines are out of focus but I believe that's to represent that the shot won't be accurate when moving
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>>135136254
never really found him appealing as far as watching him stream. Does seem like someone Reddit would jerk off over.
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>>135135958
>anime
>cheats
>left handed
boy oh boy am i triggered
>>
>>135135958
how about you do that online not against bots and see what happens
>>
>>135137276
cant cuz ow
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>>135137314
yeah I thought so faggot
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>>135137396
Might get OW bypass in a future though.
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>>135135940
Low skill floor? You mean in like nova games right? If you die with it and lose the round it's a huge economical hit and you won't be able to get one next round unless you won a bunch in a row before. Sure, if it was a 3000 dollar gun it would be broken, but the price tag makes it balanced.
>>
>>135133456
uh gotards? what the fuck is this?
>>
>>135137536
this is true for comp but the awp ruins casual and to a lesser extent DM
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>>135137724
Yeah, most DM servers have limits on how many AWP's there can be and
>Playing casual
In casual you don't have to buy armor so a 5750 + nades investment turns into a 4750 investment (and no one buys nades in casual so)
That's not right.
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dazed is going crazy right now
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>>135137458
yeah right
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POLICE CHASING A STOLEN POLICE CAR
http://www.foxla.com/live
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>>135138193
When does he not?
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>>135138193
lmao
https://www.livecap.tv/t/godazed/u2LQN7Txuty?t=30
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>>135138554
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>>135114249
>silver 2
>reddit meme
>hacking
>only 100 fps
>>
I've had 4 4v5 games in a fucking row, where two of them had a cheater on the enemy team. What a trash game.
>>
>>135114249
I had that problem in tf2, turns out it was the fucking start menu mod I had installed. Look to see if you have anything on the list of installed programs that fucks with VAC
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>>135137536
But it's such a powerful gun that buying it means you won't lose it unless the enemy can either match it, or you play like a complete retard.
>>
>>135139225
You can hypothetical all day, at the pro level it works fine and we shouldn't change things based on Match Making bullshit.
>>
>>135138554
>he actually won
>>
>>135135816
and I get 3 aces in the next match why the fuck am I so inconsistent
>>
Where the fuck do I get an IBP jersey?
>>
>>135140670
used, in XXXXXL, covered in stains and grease
>>
I hope russia gets fucking nuked.
>>
>>135140765
and pee
>>
where can i get a fn stattrak m9 bayonet at family
>>
>>135141638
opskins
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
here we go
>>
>>135108146
why didnt u just say
>who here oceanic servers
instead of making australians look autistic
>>
who live in the underworld consisting of convict origins playing counter strike global offensive ere mates
>>
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>do daily mission
>play a single competitive match every week for rank up / drops
>inspect my skines daily
is this the end?
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>>135116823
misty is like an ugly vulcan
the best ak skins are case hardened and aqua
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>wake up
>lost all skins in fnatic v mousesports game 2
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>trying to make a pistol no armor config for dm
>even with mp_free_armor 0 and no money and/or buytime bots always have kevlar and helmets
What is going wrong desu wa?
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>>135142729
Case hardened looks like trash on lower settings
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>>135142631
not me
i'm living in a strong independent new world who dont need no monarch
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Once again, I can't sleep and Im solo. So if anyone that's Nova wants to queue, add me please. Im gn3
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039649074/
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dear harveyfag,
fuck you for ruining every thread. i hope you die. i will KILL you at dreamhack.
sincerely,
me
>>
>NUUUUUTS
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>>135143083
are you cute?
>>
>>135143107
brazil please go
>>
>>135143196
don't worry i know how you look like fucker just prepare to die
>>
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>>135143160
Im pretty cute
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>>135143083
wanna play civ BE: RT?
>>
more like meme2
>>
I'm s2 can I join your gn3 match?
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>>135142850
pls stop with the 3dpd spam and help
>>
>>135142919
looks dope to me and my setting are all low as fuck
>not customising gamma, hue and digital vibrance
>>
>>135143426
i could beat your skinny black ass any day fag just stay home you'll regret coming outside
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>>135142631
yea I do
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sacredbob/
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>>135143673
im not black btw
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>>135143756
so the same shirt and same jacket and posture is TOTALLY NORMAL AT A GIANT PUBLIC EVENT and HARVEY HAS THE EXACT SAME PIC POSE TOO? it is so sad black people hate being black so much...
>>
I got sorted in gn3 is that gud
>>
>>135143979
above average
>>
vinesauce playing some pretty cool game
>>
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hey harveyposter, how does it feel seeing your girl consistently bottom frag and get absolutely rekt by superior female teams?
>>
>>135144451
Autists don't have feelings.
>>
>>135144602
she carried them to defeat, that's for sure
>>
>rank up
>get put on teams with griefers until I derank
>repeat
It would be so nice if the people on my friends list played more than just fucking casual
>>
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>>135144840
>team house
>sponsorships out the ass
>female only teams
>still manage to get annihilated at your biggest tournament
>>
>>135144129
yay
>>
Okay guys.
i want to go for my first knife. Thinking about the standard falchion.
Should I just flat out buy one for +/- $50
Or place a $10 bet on an underdog?
>>
hey guys im bad
im nova master at ~600hrs and i bottomfrag every game
how do i stop?
>>
>>135147820
how do you stop what?
>>
goodnight
>>
>>135148453
being bad
>>
>>135147513
buy one
gambling is for degenerates
>>
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Why am I so skilled?
>>
Anyone wanna play a casual game of competitive? Or serious if youre into that kind of thing
Rank: GN4
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lichurallyretarded/
>>
>>135150181
>This profile is private.
dropped
>>
Need to replace my G430, ideas on headsets?
>>
>>135150442
headphones + modmic
>>
australians
do guardian with me
/kaereste_
>>
>>135149014
get good
>>
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>tfw your cs husbando will never be relevant again
I just want him to get on a major broadcast again boys ;_;
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>>135147820
copy the .cfg of a pro player that you like then
DM
200 ak kills
100 m4 mills
100 awp kills
100 pistol kills
every day
play pugs whenever you have time after that
once you get LEM stop the practice and just warm up 30 min in dm from then on. Jump to esea/faceit and pug all day. Keep going until you get in a stable team.
>>
>>135150874
he'll be relevant with shitterfox in the E-League when they become the laughing stock by getting dicked on by literally every other team thats there
>>
>>135151389
well at least I'll have something to record on my vhs so I can show my grandparents what a nice and successful boyfriend I have
>>
>>135151503
all you gayposting animemers need to flush themselves from the earth right now
>>
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rate
its my first webm so please no bully
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>>135099269
LE with 24h.
>>
>>135150423
This
>>
petition to rename Australia to Astralisia to remind Aussies they have never beaten a danish team
>>
>>135152874
petition to nuke australia
>>
>>135099269
>1080 hours
>still only MGE
>>
>>135138839
not that guy but
>not using fps_max_menu
dear god just fuck your gpu up
>>
gotards?
>>
the ride never ends
>>
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>>135156018
im here
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>>135156018
fuck off harvey nigger
>>
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How big of a disadvantage are subhuman subvocalizers at in this game?
>>
im a virgin desu
>>
>>135157191
you should join imcute
>>
Please help me Global Elites i cant settle on a sensitivity
Right now I'm on 450dpi 1.95 but it feels kinda slow and upping it fucks my spraying
>>
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>>135157283
im already in senpai
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>>135157316
HOW MUCH UPPING ARE YOU DOING
>>
>>135157316
400 2.25 senpai
>>
2000 dpi, 1 sens master race checking in
>>
>>135158395
Playing at 1000eDPI already feels too fast
>>
>>135098874
post dank steam profile pics
>>
damn, they finally did it
>>
>>135159660
tfw not even 5 year veteran
>>
>anime avatar, all gold coins, steam flag says arabia
>private profile, rank 10, fnatic group tag
WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD END UP CHEATING
>>
>>135159721
I'm getting my 5y coin this December. But by then it's not gonna be rare at all anymore, the 2011 Steam Christmas coal fiasco was when a lot of people cheated their way into multiple steam games.
>>
>>135159843
the one everyone and their mom was using 13123123123123 alt accounts for tf2 goyims?
>>135159759
all gold medals are most of the time dead give aways. faggots uses the achievement unlocker, probably adds 1k hours with some other program too to seem legit. add a ak47 vulcan and a shit gut knife, guys im totaly legit look at my goyims xddd
>>
>>135159660
>that horribly shooped 10
>>
>>135157316
find a sens where you can comfortably keep your crosshair fixed on a head while moving
random movement/speed 3 on aim_bots and trace heads to find a good sens :)
>>
>>135160856
does he play with his feet?
>>
>>135160882
the reason is because he has to get surgery right away apparently
>>
>>135160856
>breaking limbs on an airplane
lmao what a pussy
>>
>>135160973
I've broken an arm drunkenly tripping over a tent line 2 years ago.
>>
>>135160856
APEX KEK
>>
>>135160856
>>135160973
This is what happens when you sit in a chair all day and your muscles atrophy and your bones lose their density. He probably just caught his foot in a chair walking down the aisle during the turbulence.
>>
>>135152383
11/10, I came - An Anon
>>
post ptr's tweet about /csgog/
>>
So why is valve covering for fnx cheating?
>>
>>135161012
yeah but that's manly as fuck
>so how you broke your arm?
>well this one time when I was drunk
>>
>>135161464
Everybody laughed and made jokes for the next year.
>>
>>135152383
"My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"
>>
>>135161548
I can't be seen without my glasses!
>>
>>135161313
COMPETITION
O
M
P
E
T
I
>>
I just figured out you should throw flashes where you will be, not at the enemy.
>>
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>>135161589
thanks, anon
>>
>>135161743
So for example if you want to peek a corner, you shouldn't throw the flash at the corner, and peek our after it pops, you should throw the flash at the spot you will peek and peek out before it pops.
>>
>>135161743
that makes a lot of sense my brain is exploding
>>
>>135161743
Either that or where you think the enemy is looking if you're flashing for someone else. Also when flashing for others throw it so it pops behind or above them so they can even peek at the same time and only get a very short partial blind.
>>
CS GO made flashes and grenade throws better. If only they did the same for rifles, tagging and movement.
>>
>>135162305
tagging is such a nightmare
>>
>>135162305
pistols
>>
>>135162786
I think the pistols are fine the way the are in terms of damage. Yes, even with the ability to 1shot helmet close.
What I think makes them ridiculous is the movement accuracy.
Hitting moving targets in general is a nightmare in this game.
>>
>>135162981
>Yes, even with the ability to 1shot helmet close.
nys
>>
>>135162981
>Hitting moving targets in general is a nightmare in this game.
This would look ridiculous, but if you think about it, it would make the game better.
The player's head grows when he's moving, and shrinks when he's still.
>>
Any of you cucks want to help a GN3 in need?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LSDOOM/
>>
>Vatican City State
git gud your holiness
>>
>>135163497
im tryin. keep getting teamed with plebs
>>
>>135163557
that's the no.1 sign that you need to git gud
>>
>>135163630
whats no 2?
>>
>>135163651
asking to get boosted on anime image boards
>>
>>135163727
whats the final rule?
>>
>>135163792
practice
>>
>>135163849
"""practice"""""""""""
wew
>>
>>135160664
Thank you friend you are the best
>>
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How do you guys like my profile?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xall1996/
>>
>>135164480
fuck germany
>>
happy merchant
>>
>>135164480
if you're going to use a nekopara background at least use one of the good ones
>>
>>135164701
which one?
>>
Guys I think the kys (kill yourself) meme is catching on.
Hopefully nys (neck yourself) can still be our meme
>>
>>135164739
literally any of the properly aligned ones
the one you're using looks like ass on a 1080p screen because it's so low
>>
>>135164480
If you're gonna showcase items, stick to the knives. Displaying a service medal or shitty skins is embarrassing. I like that flip knife.
>>
>>135164756
its so offensive I don't see it on any other site other than a chan
>>
>>135164756
>>135165465
kys is filtered in town of salem
>>
>>135166012
gotards?
>>
>>135164480
>1996
reported for underage
>>
what song should i use for my frag vid? leaning toward St. Anger by Metallica right now
>>
Need 2 players
http://steamcommunity.com/id/LSDOOM/
>>
>>135166938
anime OSTs
>>
>>135166938
gachimuchi
>>
>>135167015
>>135167069
could you guys recommend something from the landmark album St. Anger by Metallica instead?
>>
>>135166938
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwDzn5vDME
>>
>>135167109
no anon you'll get a copyright strike
>>
HOW DO YOU BREAK YOUR LEG ON A PLANE
>>
Should we rename this to betting and fanboy general
>>
>>135167904
should we rename you to cucking fuccboi general?
>>
>>135166938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqJHyBM45uk
>>
>>135167878
by being low test
>>
what the fuck is going on with chroma2 cases
I was gonna buy some at 11 cents but I thought it was just a spike that's gonna come back down
>>
>>135168658
it's increasing in price because retards are buying them out because they're increasing in price
there's literally nothing interesting or expensive in that case s m h
>>
>>135168878
don't you get knives with the cool new patterns from that?
>>
>>135120076
never heard of corn relish ya dangus?
>>
>>135169367
>ya dangus
kill yourself retard
>>
I recently got a Gut Knife Doppler Phase 2 Minimal Wear.
How do I trade Dopplers because I feel like I would definitely not go by market price, right?
>clueless idiot
>still got a doppler
>>
https://twitter.com/NRG_SileNt/status/709402977224826880
HAPPENING
>>
>>135168878
>>135168961
The objectively best knives in the game (Dopplers and Marble Fades) are only available from Chroma/Chroma 2 cases
>>
>>135170291
is it the same for both cases? might want to buy some chroma cases while they're 8 cents
>>
>>135170363
According to csgostash yes both cases contain the nicer knives
>>
How do I stop being so jittery with my aim?
>>
>>135168658
I think it might legit be the case with the most amount of quality skins + the new knife patterns.
>>
>>135170264
what trash lan did NRG even qualify for?
>>
>>135170654
Lower your sens d00d
>>
>>135170767
counter pit
>>
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>>135170827
But I got a small mouse pad.
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>>135170934
just get a larger one and make room on your desk
you just can't play on something like the regular qck
or you can but you'll hit a ceiling while trying to improve
>>
>>135171035
Doesn't Proffessor Chaos play on a qck sized pad?
>>
>>135171147
who?
>>
>>135171175
Splyce
>>
lmaoin rn at shitters didn't believe in "mouz is good on dust2" script
>>
do the Revolver Cases have knives with the new (doppler, etc) knife patterns?
>>
>>135172851
no. only chroma/2
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>>135171147
And what exactly has this "Professor Chaos" accomplished in his """professional""" career?
Exactly
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>>135173440
qualified for a major?
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>>135173498
They'll never make it out of groups m8
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>>135173796
So he's already as good as the IBP players?
Not too bad if you ask me.
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>>135173885
>le "IBP had the potential, skill and mindset to beat EU" meme
I'm really tired of this, reddit. Don't bother replying I'm going out
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>>135174259
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>>135174360
I'll reply because you actually took the time to upload a gif. Heres your (you)
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The most underpowered gun in the game.
>high price
>low kill reward
>tank speed
>blurry crosshair
>no quickscoping
>scope delay
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>>135147513
just buy one
you won't get anywhere with opening cases and gambling is risky
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why the fuck do breakout cases drop so often compared to ALL the other cases? there are over 2 MILLION of them on the market right now
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>>135174259
>IBP had the potential, skill and mindset to beat EU
who said that ITT?
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>>135174639
They're worthless so dropping them stops other drops from flooding the market and becoming worthless.
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>cevo playing the classic monstercat jams
hells ye
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>>135174898
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
Phoenix cases also drop constantly. There are over 1 million of those.
Meanwhile there are only like 100k Vanguards. An operation that was AFTER phoenix and has shittier skins.
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>>135175102
Awp Asimovs are treated like a separate currency. Like buds in TF2.
That's why Phoenix won't be discontinued.
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>>135175102
vanguard is a shit case with no rare knives. phoenix has good items while all vanguard has is that ak
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>>135175348
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING YOU FOOL!
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>>135174587
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>>135175432
Yeah except it's true.
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>dubbed anime
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>>135176826
SEX
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Finish this sentence:
Flusha is made for _____.
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>>135178379
csgog
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glad to see finnish team finally started hacking too
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>>135176826
le total man
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>>135174587
>absolutely 0 skill needed to get a kill
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>>135159843
They don't give 5 year coins anymore, you need to own a CS game for 5 years in 2013 to get the coin.
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guys how do I get this girl to like me I just want to be with her instead of wasting my time on videogames I cant even have fun any more I'm too distracted thinking about her
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EU > CIS > Asia > Oceania > NA
Do you agree?
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>>135180037
bullshit
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>>135180037
>made a new account for tf2 in 2011
>buy some games on a sale right after and keep using that account since
>later realize i had a steam account with cs from 2004
just
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>>135180159
you can't agree or disagree with facts
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Who's going to Columbus?
I wanna find some /csgog/ people to shitpost irl with
>no homo
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>>135180445
>hyperbeast
with reddit like that, no one wants to meet you
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>>135180445
>no homo
then no thanks
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>>135180445
>no homo
no homo no fun
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>>135180230
Good argument.
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>>135180080
hey its me again still hoping for some tips here I cant get her out of my thoughts and I'm hugging my pillow on my bed pretending its her
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>>135180771
just cum
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>>135180960
it didnt work and when I was fapping I was literally moaning her name and she kept flashing in my eyes help
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>>135180771
run up to her and cum in her hair, record and post here
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>>135180279
wanna sell that account? I've had one that old as well but lost it
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>>135181286
should I rape her
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>>135181393
No, just cum in her hair
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>>135181254
Pics, we need to judge her.
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>>135181254
is her name "mom" ?
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>>135180080
>>135180771
>>135181254
If this isn't a troll then talk to her. If she likes you it will happen naturally, if not then it won't. Just don't be an autistic fuck. AKA don't be yourself.
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>>135181686
sorry for the autism bars I dont know how else to avoid reverse image search
she fucking plays cs
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>>135182316
she looks like she gets dicked daily
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>>135182316
looks like a whore
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>>135182573
>>135182804
thanks guys but this didnt work I still cant get her out of my mind
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>>135182316
that's my wife you fucking assole wtf
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Why isn't he practicing? I don't other pros doing this.
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>>135180445
salutations reddit
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>>135182316
she looks 12 years old you sick fuck
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>>135183015
girls are such scum
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>>135183015
He probably bullied that other guy for sitting like that
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>>135183064
is there a problem with that?
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>>135182316
>girls
literally not even once
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>>135183109why don't girls like me, the post
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>>135183015
me in the back
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What do you guys do while waiting for match making que
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>>135182316
this is me
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>>135183176
yeah, you're supposed to groom them before making the final move.
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>>135183265
listen to KPOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYoYoBtLqOY
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>>135183265
shift+tab and look at all the people whining about VAC bans in the forum
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>>135183265
prepare the addy by crushing it so I can snort it when the game starts
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>>135183109
You don't even know anything about these girls.
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>>135183064
shes 24
help guys I'm dying over here
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>>135183265
i play h-games
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>>135183409
I know they are scum because all of them are!
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hello >>>/r9k/
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>>135183109
this is why you only spend time with nice boys
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i'm mg1 now
can i insult novas now?
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>>135183889
You can't insult anyone you fucking dogshit queero
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>>135183839
>if you hate girls you must be gay
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>>135183409
i know they would all like to suck his adderalled cock
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>>135183015
is there a single white woman alive that is not a whore
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>>135184259
yeah, me.
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>>135183372
good taste senpai
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>>135184259
none of those women are white.
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>>135184259
>all women are whores! They just reject me all the time!
Haha, good meme you ugly virgin
Stay mad
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>>135181907
I talk to her sometimes but she hasnt responded to me today I've been waiting 6 hours did I message her too much I fucking want to die
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>he thinks markeloff and worldedit are legit
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>>135185113
markeloff isnt playeing
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>>135185113
worldedit is legit the cutest!~
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>>135185209
u right his aimbot is playing for him
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>>135151225
>playing that tryhard every day for no reason
kek
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what stream should i be watching ?
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>>135185295
learn to read, it;s his brother markelon
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>>135185395
cevo. they're good people
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>>135185380
i'm a professional player
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hows your rareflag collection going? I know a few of you are into them.
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>>135185395
moe
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>>135186482
i got almost all of them because of PK
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>>135186482
I haven't been on /pol/ in a while but I have 104
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>>135187106
>>135187096
i've got 194 as of this morning. a secret rare france and a unknownproxy were posting.
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>>135186482
120, been out of it for a while though
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Mous snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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happy 3.14159265358979323846264338327 day everyone
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whats the dealio with these chroma 2 cases skyrocketing
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>>135188780
>a few people decide to buy cases a few cents above the normal price because why not
>other people see the price rising and buy them because they think they can make a profit if they get them low enough
>price rises more as a result of the demand
>repeat
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Anyone wanna hear a classic meme?Griffin contraband
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>yfw mouz loses to g2 on the same map they beat fnatic
why are cs teams so fucking inconsistent?
results feel more like dice tosses than actual skill.
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>>135189726
too new to be a classic, friend
nice try though
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>>135190472
over a year old, it's a classic
>>
new operation when
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>>135190713
>a year old
>classic
pick one
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>>135190161
>matches in a game filled with RNG have random nonsensical outcomes
holy fucking shit you might be onto something
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>>135190161
Because pistol rounds lmao
Lose the first, you're down three at the very least. Lose both, you have to overcome an almost guaranteed 6 rounds.
Mous lost both pistol rounds and still tied it. If they won a single one game would have been done and over
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no hackers in high ranked mm exdee
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>>135191202
>get owned like a bitch
>wahh hackers
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>>135184102
addy dick is a thing m9
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>>135191202
>new account
>boosting global shitter
lol ok men :^)
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>>135191202
>51 kills
how does one do this
I've never gotten 50 before
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>>135191530
I think its by getting one more than 50
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>Can't play without getting xp
>Need 50 xp for drop
>Can't play for 2 days
eh
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>>135191684
That's a lot of kills
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not a single 4u reply to my post
I'm disappointed
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>>135191791
For you
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i have been edging to anime boys who look like girls getting fucked for three days now and have found that this has significantly boosted my gameplay
source: dmg gameplay analyst
could this be the secret to csgo??
>>
even heroin addicts have girlfriends
why is playing cs worse than being on drugs
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>>135193107
it's the secret to getting an early enlarged prostate
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>>135193427
the larger the prostate the easier it is to hit
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>>135193287
because girls can do heroin and be good at it
>>
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>>135193107
i was doing this when i was 19 (edging for as long as 8-10 hours sometimes) and it lead me to erectile disfunction which caused depression that took me 2 years to get out of, suicide attempt as well
godspeed anon
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>>135194486
>8-9 hours
JEsus lad
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>>135193107
can confirm
was silver, just tried it, now global
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OT for mouse vs g2. calling it now.
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>>135194486
I've been doing it for ~5 years now and have had no problems. The only minor issue I've had is general disinterest in porn, which is a common problem with over-consumption of it. Taking a couple weeks off does the trick with that, though.
I was good at CS long before that, though, so I can't say if it's improved my skills.
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>tfw switched to high sens and destroying everyone
>>
this
>mouz comes back from 3-12 on dust
script is getting boring
>>
Reminder we made a /csgog/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqpMKroZ
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who ready for unfilted's final ep!
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>>135196459
>script
there's a fixed number of things that can happen in a video game. i'm not sure what you're expecting.
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>>135197042
>csgo
>fixed matches
thats exatly what i was saying, whats your problem?
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>>135197249
hey buddy, /lolg/ is down the block.
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>RPK has nades
>hears Ts in mid
>just waits to get tec9'd
>its not scripted
lel
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Looking for steam friend to add for Gemini missions.
I am silver elite master rank (Prev Gn4) just looking to get missions done. We don't have to talk outside of game if you don't want to, I really don't care.
Reply with ID please
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>>135198023
eu? post your id if so
>>
Who cares
Fnatic smoked mouz on cache. They suck on it.
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>>135196419
I've been playing with 1200-1350 DPI and 1.0 in-game for over a year now. Going lower only really helps me at the longest ranges but it's not worth the trade-off of struggling in close quarters.
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>faceit
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>>135199182
my change wasn't huge, went from 2.46 to 3.5 @ 400dpi. i just couldn't get used to vertical movements and close range pistol battles. definitely aiming much better now, and i switched just 3 days ago
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test
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>>135200587
Enjoy the off days that will hunt you soon
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>>135201136
too low fps
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>>135201364
it's actually 30 but the stream was choppy
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>>135201432
so was ur mum last nite lmao
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>>135201432
Not for me
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>>135201432
no it wasnt
please tell me you didn't record your screen
>>
>>
Why the fuck is Twitch hating on this caster? Sure he says some things that are wrong at times. At times he pronounces words wrong, but so what? They never do this shit when Anders/Semmler cast and they're just as awful
>>
>bet on team in bo3
>they win first map
>get massive advantage 2nd map
>choke like ukrainian whore trying to deepthroat
>lose 3rd map by a landslide
every fucking time
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>>135201912
>>135201742
Are you using flashplayer or livestreamer? It's choppy for me with flash.
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>>135202072
it's working fine
either use livestreamer or get a better computer
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>>135201202
still worth it for the dank flicks
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>>135202072
Same here with the flash player. It's dogshit. And it's only in the last few months that it got this bad.
I watch tournaments strictly via livestreamer.
>>
>scream sees at least 2 Ts going into vents
>15 seconds before they decide that 1v4 defense isnt so good
just fucking disband french teams
>>
why is spiidi allowed to wh that blatant? I know all pros cheat but that's not microhacking anymore
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>>135202013
>betting on G2
>>
chrisJ NEEDs to GO
>>
Which keys do you normally buy/trade for? The one with the case that has the knife you really want or the one with least amount you could lose when opening a caseand which one is that
>>
>>135200218
what am i supposed to be seeing here
>>
>>135196419I play on 1200 DPI and 2.3 in game sens
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>>135203089
down on me
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>>135202072
upgrade your rams and stuffe
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>>135203408
that's just retarded
>>
this is an open question to everybody:
how many times have you been promised free skin(s) by somebody, for clutching a round?
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>>135203626
never
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>>135203626
never (not ever[not once])
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>>135203408
>>135203605
can confirm retarded to do that. i used to play on wicked high dpi where i could do like 4+ 360s perfectly in a row. now i can only 180 but i can actually headshot people at all ranges lol. go to a low dpi, it will pay off. its not hard to adjust either honestly if you have a mousepad "mat" rather than a square mouse pad
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>>135203626
not for clutching a round but for top fragging and winning
he didn't deliver obviously
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>>135203626
at least 5 times. even got promised a knife once. ofc i never got shit but whatever
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>the french
>ever not choking
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>>135203605
>>135203808
i don't like changing my DPI because it's perfect for everywhere else
i guess i have to make the move eventually or i'll just get worse
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>>135204134
You don't have to change your fucking DPI you dummy. Just go 1.0 in-game sens. I do the same because I want my mouse to feel consistent across everything I do on my computer.
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>>135204134
wtf just keep your dpi and change sens retard
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>tfw only play retake, DM, 1v1 and watch pro-games
Got matched against globals and rekt. ESEA next i guess
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>>135205396
go be black somewhere else
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>>135205396
is retake actually a good way to practice or is it just a meme
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>>135205396
I don't even have a steam account
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>>135203626
i played once with 3 stack and randomgrill
they started harassing her and team damaging her almost every round, after couple rounds she TK'd one of them so they started trying to kick her, their obvious group leader added me on steam and messaged that hell give a redline if i vote yes, i told him that i will kick her last roundi voted no
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>>135205974
You won't really learn executes and all the spots the people hide. However its been the main reason i improved so quickly. Its basically speed-CS and teaches you the essentials of becoming a upper-tier CS player.
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>>135208326
lower than the percentage they make up of the playerbase, pretty good
UK however,,,
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>>135203626
told someone id give him my hyper beast awp the other day
he failed
>>
>be MGE
>derank to GN4 after the rank changes
>rank up to DMG
uh, gotards????
>>
>>135209009
probably didn't want that shitty skine
>>
guys my cat used to lay on my lap but now it just sits on top of the printer with its back turned to me.
wtf?
>>
another open question:
do i really need to call everything out? if we're moving up cat and i get awp'd from goose, why do i need to tell you i was shot from goose? cant you hear it or glance at your radar? callouts can be useful but 50% of the time theyre useless when casual players make them. a lot of people tell me they cant check the radar and play at the same time but i know they can because i do. fffff
>>
>>135209612
silver detected
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>>135209612
it might not be necessary but it never hurts to do it
someone else might just be distracted or busy holding an angle and not checking the radar
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>>135209612
people are retards and will always blame something else
if youre with another guy holding a site and he dies when theres only 1 direction he could be shot from, how the fuck do you not realize where the enemy was
i bet more than 90% of players play without last 10s timer music
i bet they have some retarded radar settings so they can see fuck all, ive seen people sit in the middle of the map crying "MAN WHERE IS BOMB PLANT" after we got rushed A/B and apparently 5 red dots and bomb icon are invisible on some people's maps
i lost my faith in online communities long time ago, there's too many brain dead cum slurping fucked in the head niggers playing games to care about what any of them think of they way you play
i started off in silver2 and after 350 hours im in DMG, i spend almost all of those hours practicing and trying to get good and somehow at the same rank i get people who dont buy nades ever
or fuckwits who are 1-9 after 9 rounds and yet they still save every round to buy awp and rush mid on mirage
>>
Flusha
>>
is
>>
good
>>
hacking
>>
at
>>
Flusha
>>
beating
>>
pronax
>>
Flusha
>>
nanotoggle
>>
meme
>>
>>135184849
If a woman doesn't reject you then that just enforces the point that she's a whore.
>>
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at majors
>>
cheats
>>
legit
>>
post what ur jammin to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i9ubmuPVa0
>>
>>135214132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
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>>135214234
>not sistar
>>
>>135214132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>
hello is anyone interested here in a bayonet ch ww, i'm willing to downgrade hard if u have nice playskins
>>
>>135214379
girls generation is objectively better
>>
>>135191202
>tfw you got 49 kills once but the enemy AWPer finally hit their fucking shot when you jumped across mid and forced the game to a tie without you
>>
>>135214759
yeah, how much are you looking for in skins? i'm just gonna flip your knife unless it is literally the dankest
post id and we'll chat
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>playing casual
>*DEAD* Name Redacted: who was the bomber?
>*DEAD* Name Redacted : kick the guy
>I start vote against the whiner taking casual too srs
>it passes 5-2
>we win with a bot in their place
>>
>>135215305
post urs and i'll add you tommorow because i'm about to go to sleep babe
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>>135215580
>blogging about casual
nice dude i gave it a thumb and a reblog
>>
>>135215620
post it now or no deal you fucking iphone poster
>>
anyone else type "gg" but mean "gay game" instead of "good game"? Just a little way of challenging the machine.
>>
>>135215669
thanks babe
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>>135215741
id is prankgonesexual you piece of shit
i'll accept the friend request tommorow if you're still up to trade
>>
I'm too hyper from playing all day and can't go to sleep. Apparently jerking off helps with that. But my usual tracker is down so I'm gonna need you to point me to your current favorite porn video.
>>
video plox?
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>>135215804
i take it back iphone poster that was a pretty good one you're ok
>>
>>135215972
niko is the bestest
>>
>>135215967
sorry i only look at images
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>frod moved to sixth on complexity
>replaced by witmer
rofl
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>>135215967
http://imgur.com/a/yaosP
>>
>>135216374
oh man i wish i had my screencap of when niko said he would give maikelele erotic massages then you'd know hes our guy 100%
>>
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>>135215580
>playing casual
>*DEAD* SomeFaggot: bomb is A
>*DEAD* SomeFaggot: last guy is mid
>*DEAD* SomeFaggot: what the fuck why arent you listening to me
>>
>>135216583
>witmer
oh christ they've lost it. frod has had his moments of greatness and just needs to play more pugs to get back into it at a good level. this is a descent into being a mediocre NA team once again
>>
>>135216583
witmer is the biggest faggot I have ever played against in the pro scene. Every other pro is normally pretty nice in DM, witmer is a cunt who rages in fucking DM. I hope he gets cut when people realize Reddit just hypes him because his shit stream.
>>
>>135215967
>jerking off to real porn
Would rather kill myself t b h
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>>135214819
>hehe 2011 was a good year...
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>>135214132
best song so far desu
>>
>>135217059
well suggest what you like senpai
>>
>>135214234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
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>>135201432
use vlc to record what youre doing next time
>>
i want a steam bf
halp
>>
>>135215953
shit sorry my id is zVii7
>>
>>135217493
he obviously jacks off to fake porn like lands end back to school catalogs
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>>135218350
threw u an inv senpai
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>>135217529
>2006
Jesus christ I'm getting too old for this shit
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>>135218740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8I hear ya man
>>
>watching WarOwl
>'What's the point of Counter Strike'
>basically to have fun
Seems like a cool guy
>watch his video on smurfing
>admits that it's bullying
Well that's just part of the Internet
>basically 'Shit players should be honored to play with a better player'
>'Then shit players can study the demo and learn from it'
>'Oh, but they're bad because sometime to get to low ranks they throw matches.'
What a fucking hypocrite, it's okay for you to smurf, making impossible for the lower skilled players to win, and ruining their fun. But it's not okay for someone to ruin yours by throwing matches and making it impossible for you to win?
What a fag.
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>>135218740
its older than 2006
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>>135219220
>>
hey guys I just thought you might be interested in some csgo news
a new case is droppin in hot tomorrow
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>>135219640
>tomorrow isn't friday
(A) - Doubt
>>
my first day in junior high this kid said "it's you and i, 3 o'clock sharp, this afternoon you die."
>>
>Scroll to bottom of the updated page
>Still a (1) in the tab
Nice game gobabies
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who else here on suicide watch? :^)
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>>135220795
me
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>>135220795
I want my own hentai girl
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>>135098874
>csgo general
>literally NO PICTURES OF IG CSGO
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who must we sacrifice to rid CSGO of its sins?
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>>135221637
steel
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>>135221637
the pige
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>>135221637
Everyone who plays CS:GO, and the Dev team.
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>>135221115
>>135221224
http://steamcommunity.com/id/animemes/
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>>135220795
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Dunk me
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>>135222239
You sad, pathetic man. See where you've brought us to? Our ideals die around us and all because of you.
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anime
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>>135222615
all that effort for a shit tier waifu
sad!
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case openings are skill-based
if you don't have a knife yet you should probably just quitat life
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odds: buy snacks and watch anime
evens: starve and play CS all night
0: kiss boys
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>>135223350
luckyyy
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>>135223401
Fuck off faggot I'm cheating and not doing that.
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>>135223350
h-hey
can i get a twerk twerk bounce bounce clap clap?
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>>135223508
just a little kiss, I won't even put my hand in your pants
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>>135223698
Whats your fav girl talk album?
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>>135223934
ugh sorry, I don't listen to faggot mashups, I only like kissing boys.
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>>135223559
>>135223698
Gay go away. I put 0 as a joke, it's not happening.
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>>135224082
you're only repressing yourself m8. give in already
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Make a new thread jesus wet
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>>135224045
I wish I could post emojis to tell you specifically how to kill yourself since your life is worth less than nothing
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>>135224324
not my fault you have a horrible taste in music
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