Previous loop: >>128379752
>Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/242680/
>Wiki
nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>Character Guides
http://imgur.com/a/dqJ3w
aw yea, today's daily made this really easy too
Had a devastator and heavy machinegun by the time I got to the throne.
>>128496389
fuck you anon for playing melting well, you kill my dreams.
i managed to beat game with melting just once and it was still in early access so no achi or skin
>tfw good crystal run
>kill the throne
>accidentally touch it
>>128494313
Fish allows you to play much more aggressively than the other characters because of all the ammo you get. I had a Super Crossbow (my raifu) and it carried me throughout the entire thing, I can't say another character would've done the same since you just don't get as much ammo. Also I play very dumb and very balls-to-the-wall because I am an impatient motherfucker.
Don't underestimate the dodge roll, you can use it to quickly get out of a bad situation. Bandit decided last minute he wanted to fire at you? Roll backwards to adjust yourself. Golden Snowtank has you in its sights? Roll diagonally to get out of it. Out of ammo on your ranged weapon and only have a melee left versus a Guardian Dog? Bait it to charge you, then sidestep with a roll to whack it. Crown Vault portal's opened up and you need to get to it before the IDPD blast your ass? ROLL IT'S WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO DO
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS take Trigger Fingers. Even if you're going for Confiscate, which is a fine Ultra, just take Trigger Fingers. It's the best mutation in the game I swear to god. I also like to take Impact Wrists in which this case helped a fuckton with Crown of Blood.I didn't have Lucky Shot or Plutonium Hunger so that anon from yesterday can fuck off about how they're required mutations :^)
Really just keep playing him and you'll get the hang of it. Sorry I can't tell you more. I'm no good at giving advice. In short: don't be a pussy and play aggressively.
>>128494396
Yeah, but they do send the score sometimes. It's rare, though. I remember seeing a few people in like fifth place who died at 3-1. I just wasn't lucky. At least I unlocked Crown of Blood, so that's nice.
>>128496426
>only
There's an infinite number of IDPD timelines, just like how there's an infinite number of timelines where everything fucked up.
How else do you think there's unlimited numbers of Rogue?
>>128496426
okay, let me rephrase that
now that they're heavily mutated pure humans, how do they even manage to cooperate enough to attack you at that point instead of sniffing radiation cocaine constantly?
I need your opinions.
Distance or Intimacy?
>>128496618
Depends on your playstyle, I personally prefer mutation A but since so many people like melee weapons (I never understood their appeal, personally), I could see both working.
>>128496585Maybe they don't. Maybe they're just be spilling everywhere randomly because they can't use their equipment properly. Ever wonder why their car explodes?
This was a bad OP to use, Elite Shielders don't teleport anymore. Sorry guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN0vUURl6Cg
wew
>>128497041
Did you even read any of the descriptions. Scary fucking Face. I really can't imagine even the newest players to the game asking this question.
>>128497039
THEY USED TO TELEPORT!?!?
>>128497232
>expecting the IDPD universe's equivalent of the throne not to fuck you over by standing directly in front of it
>>128496510
I play a lot of Melting so here's my advice
Prioritize not getting hit. May take you longer but you'll get there eventually. His active and extra rad accumulation make him really damn powerful. Playing too much Crystal and being used to the game being forgiving when you take damage is bad if you wanna be a good Melting player.
>>128497265
To be fair, in a lot of other games "reduced enemy HP" has a fuckton of exemptions (namely for bosses) and is normally a flat number rather than percentage based (so it falls off anyway).
>>128496305
>You know what? fuck this, i'm studing medicine or some shit
>>128497473
They are supposed to it's just bugged right now, you know how when a shielder stops shielding you see a white flash somewhere next to you? That's where their AI targeted for them to teleport to.
Does every rad count or should you focus more on preserving your health?
>>128496618
I like Distance, although neither is really all that useful, even with Throne Butt
I've gotten to this fucker 4 times today and have died every single time to her tackle attack
Am I just meant to quick kill as hard as I can? The tackle seems nearly unavoidable.
>>128497596
Health, rads are everywhere and it's really hard not to be ultra level immediately after the throne because in loops rads are fucking everywhere.
>>128497698
If only there was a character who couldrollout of the way
>>128497698
No you're just supposed to stay really far away from her at all times, she has a similar amount of HP to the throne you're not going to be bursting her down. Only use melee to knock her IDPD balls back at her anything else is asking to get fisted.
What's a good build for Robot? I try getting to the turtle sewers and at least one mini throne room so I can unlock the next tier in weapons.
>>128497473
Yup. I believe it's a bug that they don't shield anymore, because right now there's this white flash that shows up in random places but nothing happens.
When they were introduced their projectiles were also immune to being deflected with melee or Crystal's shield, but that was changed. You still can't deflect them, but it won't damage you anymore.
Wanna know some other bullshit of the past?
Regular shielders used to be THE run-enders, because their chields were instant and unpredictable. It was a fucking coin flip whenever those fuckers spawned.
Assassins used to be able to multi-hit, and had a bigger range.
Old Lil Hunter was a fucking menace, he fired rapid bursts of three lines of bullets with no warning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxDUZl_F4o
>>128497698
I'm trying for Rogue B right now and I finally got to her for the first time. Unloaded my Hyper Launcher and Autocrossbow and Portal Strikes down her throat but I ran out of gas and she killed me.
Should have waited for my Ultra B instead of taking the 1-1 van to HQ. I feel like I was incredibly close to killing her, I just needed a few more Portal Strikes to finish the job.
>>128497953
>That stream of Touhou out of nowhere
>>128497953
>Regular shielders used to be THE run-enders, because their chields were instant and unpredictable. It was a fucking coin flip whenever those fuckers spawned.
They actually added the telegraph on the shields after the lead designer agreed to nerf them if Sleepcycles quit smoking
>>128497884
Back Muscle and Throne Butt, and maybe Second Stomach andHeavy Heart
Crown of Guns is iffy, I think overall it gives you less ammo than a bare head with rabbit paw, even as Robot
>>128498212
At least it wasn't Hangeki, where if you're in the wrong place before an attack pattern you literally can't dodge it unless you have a superweapon ready.
>>128497698
I dodged some tackles in this webm hope this helped
why not just move lil hunter to 7-3 and have a different boss for 5-3oh right because the artist left the team and vlambeer hates everyone
>>128498201
Every fight I've had with her I can't help but feel I've done well over her max health in damage
Shotguns are easily my favorite weapon but I guess it's not too viable for the fightI just want crown of blood
>>128498473
>move lil hunter to 7-3to be fair he is a harder fight than the thronealso lil hunter would be 10X more difficult when dealing with the bullet hell that is the palace
>>128498358
>Super
>Blast
>Armor
Ayy lmao
>>128498358
Why are all your mutations doubled?
>>128498473
>Lil' Hunter comes back mutated and disheveled, and acts as a Pre-Throne miniboss.
Amazing
>>128498698
bug I guess it always happen when I fight the captain
>>128498358
>Super Crossy and Energy Sword with Bolt Marrow and Long Arms
Nice. Throw in Laser Brain and that's my favorite weapon/mutation combo in the game
>>128498603
>Super Portal Strike
>>>/trash/
>>128498473
I missed this, what happened?
Laser brain or scarier face?
Usually I'd go scarier face, but I have an energy sword so I'm not sure.
>>128498701
>Lil' Hunter is actually out for the throne
>When you walk up to the throne you can see her temptation, maybe even climbing up the steps
>>128498951
>Energy Sword
Laser Brain
>>128498579
Lil Hunter isn't that hard.
All you have to do is keep whacking his ass before he even gets the chance to call IDPD so that he constantly rises up and down again.
>>128498951
double damage (for energy melee)
vs
20% less enemy health
assuming you also have long arms get laser brain.
>>128499064
The Throne isn't hard either, but Lil Hunter is still harder because of the bullshit that can happen
>>128498701
>>128498473
moving him to palace would be the last thing you would do before suicide. amount of shit flying in there along with IDPD and dogs would be the ultimate fuckfest.
don't move him
>>128498862
>Hmm... which Ultra Mutation should I get?
>One of them lets me use my screenwide destruction beam twice as much
>The other adds more explosions whenever I get hit
Hmm... I need to think about this more...
>One affects the whole screen
>The other affects only my immediate area and only if I get hit
>>128499183
>using portal strikes, ever
>not taking scarier face with super blast armor and wrecking everything on the screen every time you get hit
You could have just posted "I have garbage taste" and communicated the same information as you did
>>128499183
Rogue's ultra is really personal preference imo both are great I chose SBA because loop maggots are fucking annoying
I looped for the first time today!
Got slaughtered on 1-1 again but oh well.
How are my stats?
>>128499591
>maggots
Just take gamma guts you silly sausage
Honestly neither of Rogue's ultras are very good
Same with Steroids
why is this game so depressing
>>128499713
because you never win
>>128499496
>not using portal strikes
Why are you even playing Rogue, then?
>>128499713
>The wind hurts
>they used to have electricity
>this is what started it all
>It's so cold over here
>>128499713
Because it reminds you of how you yourself are wanting of a goal, and every time you try to go for it you end up failing and over and over again.You'll get your B-Skin one day anon.
>>128496510
>mfw when finally get melting's b skin after 2 weeks of constant play
>mfw I realize rogue's is even harder
How the fuck do I even get to the IDPD portal if touching the van kills me? The lights are only on when it's moving, so what the fuck?
>>128499496
>being so unimaginably shit at the game that you don't know how to use portal strikes
anon
come on
>>128499649
>9 hours for first loop
Not bad.
why does rogue wear the mask anywayinb4 baneposting
>>128500943
If I had to guess, because she's not a mutant, the radioactive air of the wasteland would kill her.
>People are tiering mutations even though they are very versatile and dependent on situation and playstyle, making arguably every one of them useful
>No one thinks to tier the weapons of each type
Seriously, I want to know if my Golden Laser Pistol should be replaced for a Lightning Shotgun and I have no idea about the potential of the latter. Doing a Melting B-Run and just wrecked Big Dog. Help.
>>128500943
IDPD Officers can end up anyone in the universe, so they have to wear oxygen masks at all times.
>>128501293
https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearThrone/comments/33xzpk/this_is_a_weapon_tier_list/
Yeah I know it's Reddit but fuck it.
>>128499998
>The Place I Once Called Home
>Scrapyard B theme
>Lil Hunter backstory
>This can't be happening
vlambeer pls stop ;_;
>>128501158
>she's not a mutant
But she gets mutations. Mutations = Mutant, dork.
Which mutations would you give to your characters inrule34? I'd say Boiling Veins depending how hot they are, Throne Butt cause, Eagle Eyes for them eyes. Sharp Eyes if you're into that. What else, what else?
>>128501874
>Sharp Eyes
Sharp Teeth, fuck.
>>128501534
Why even bother posting this? It's garbage.
hold the fuck upwhat's your favorite b theme?
>>128502083
then lets make one
>>128501534
>Energy Hammer < Energy Screwdriver <<<< Energy Sword
>>128501534
Thanks but this seems pretty old and with little reasoning. I hope some experienced anon decides to make a detailed list one of these days. Sticking with Golden Laser Pistol.
>>128501874
Back Muscle
Shotgun Shoulders
Impact Wrists
Long Arms
Trigger Fingers
Would you dare allow it to grasp your dick?
>>128502223
Frozen City, definitely.
>>128502083
I didn't even look it through, I just googled "Nuclear Throne tier list" and copied the first link I saw.
>>128502231
everything else >>>>>>>> toxic weapons
there you go no reason to do anymore tiers
Eagle eyes with super crossbow, yea or nay?
>>128502543
No.
>>128502409
Toxic Weapons are really broken and destructive when playing as Frog.
So yeah they're the worst weapon in the entire game, even worse than Pop Rifle.
If I'm going for melting B skin, should I go to the oasis?
>>128501534
>Revolver is the worst bullet weapon
>Triple Machinegun better than assault rifle
>Gatling Slugger is the top of the class in shell weapons
>Toxic Launcher is worst explosive weapon
To whoever posted the link to reddit,
Did the memes get to your head? Do we hate reddit, tumblr and other shitty websites so much that they're the only ones we know?
Do you realize that in the internet, there are multiple and multiple websites around? That those two are only popular and nothing else?
There are even websites better than 4chan, I do believe so.
Yet, somehow, we only know about those shitty top three.
Why do you insist on picking the dumbest of the bunch every fucking time? Do only shitty websites and 4chan exist in your mind?
>>128502725
okay, ONE exception
right after I beat throne as melting >>128496389
I go play crystal and beat the captain first try lol
that was fun. Some reason I didn't get Rogue's B skin though, any reason why?
>>128502810
I used the oasis when I did my B skin, fuck the scrapyard.
>>128503117
have to play as rogue and defeat the captain
>>128502810
yes
you want less bullshit amount of enemies to deal with later on and scrapyard is hell for melting so you don't want to deal with it
you'll get shit spawns occasionally for triggering oasis (double scorpion guarding chests) and lobsters killing you in oasis sometimes but it's much better than dealing with scrapyar
>>128503117
oops forgot pic
slowly getting better
>decide to play some robot because Ijust unlocked him
>long arms, trigger fingers, scarier face
>get hype
>lil hunter shows up
>start blasting his ass with my machine gun
>lightning hammer his projectiles
>feel good about this, might unlock steroids
>wolf rolls around the corner and wombo combos me with bullets and contact damage
fuck this gameI love this game
>>128503834
I feel the same about the game
>just a couple days ago I would rarely get past Lil Hunter
>now I can get to the Throne consistently now
Feels fucking good.
>>128504168
>now (...) now
I'm tired.
Steam achievements lead to some weird discoveries
>more people have unlocked Chicken than have gotten Eye's B skin
>more people have defeated lil hunter than have gotten YV
>more people have defeated big bandit than have died ever
>there is a 0.6% difference in the amount of people who have beaten the throne than have gotten Rogue
>5.6% of people have looped
>5.4% have beaten Throne II
>5.1% have unlocked Rebel
>there is a 0.1% difference in the people who unlocked Fish B and people with Melting B
>>128504854
>>5.4% have beaten Throne II
>>5.1% have unlocked Rebel
What the fuck?
How is that even possible?
>>128505029
>Can you reach the Nuclear Throne has stopped working
>>128504854
fucking melting b
>first time ever trying to get it
>literally get to throne room
>die
I've tried dozens of times since then and never come close
>>128504854
achievements were bugged for a while.
>>128505239
Really? Throne I should be easy, getting there's the hard part. Just activate the fight and backpedal while unloading both guns. He won't stand a chance unless you have shotguns or melee weapons.
>>128499964
>>128500564
why use a canister to kill like 5 enemies? its better used to just clear some walls if you need to, super blast armor is amazing
Does anyone else feel that Nuclear Throne is one of their favourite games ever played?
I seriously can't get enough of this fucking game, I love it, even though it's sometimes bullshit.
>>128506358
it's the first game i spent more than a few hours on in the last couple years
>tfw
>>128506710
turn off robot
>>128506358
it's definitely one of my favorite games of 2015 at least though 2015 was a pretty hit/miss year (mgs 5 i still liked but the story definitely not what i hoped for + that second half, fallout 4 underwhelming)
>>128502725
Toxic bow is OK when playing as Frog but auto crossbows are still better.
Toxic launcher is still awful on Frog because of how slow it is to fire, wait for it to explode, and then wait for toxic to do its thing.
>>128506358
It's fucking great
but the Early Access weekly update model was really the prime cut of the game. I can't stand having to wait more than a week or two for further updates now
>>128502409
>>128502725
Toxic bow is one of the only viable weapons for an Oasis > Cursed Crystal Caverns run
>>128507174
My dick gets so fucking hard when I get a toxic bow, you can slam dunk lil hunter ezpz with one. You also one shot every guardian but the dogs with them, and it fucks the shit out of the throne room generators. The toxic bow is so woefully under rated. It's my second favorite weapon in the whole game.
>>128507628
Yeah the toxic bow is obscenely ammo efficient and does lots of damage but it's not a good "I'm panicking and need to clear these mobs" weapon and usually for me that weapon is an auto crossbow or splinter pistol with bone marrow so I tend to drop toxic bow.
Also am I retarded for thinking Splinter Pistol is better than Super Splinter Gun because Splinter pistol is fucking amazing.
>>128507921
I have dreams of using an auto crossbow with homing marrow... DREAMS!
>>128507921
Splinter pistol is ammo efficient, super splinter is good for BRRRAP
>>128507628
>>128507921
HEAVY TOXIC BOW WHEN
>>128508145
AUTO TOXIC BOW WHEN
>Get a bit tired of Melting B runs
>Decide to go Plant, always thought he was boring
>May as well try to speedrun for the B-Skin
>Don't expect myself to get much anywhere with this
>Steamroll straight through to Frozen City every time with just my Golden Assault and Oasis Skip
>I can go completely nuclear on the entire area with little consequence
>Mfw Plant was made just for me
>Sitting on the Throne for ANYTHING other than achievements
Man, how casual can you get?
Friendly reminder that the fuck your shit up squad is out there and ready to fuck your shit up. Remember to grab all rad canisters or they may assemble and come for you.
>>128508648
>just picked up crown of blood
>take the IDPD van to try and unlock it
>bombarded by a 20-man posse of IDPD thugs
>see Lil 'Horror chillin in the back ready to fuck my shit up
I've never been more terrified
Toxic weapons are fucking god for eyes because you can just push the gas away from you since it is a projectile and form a wall of gas around you while simultaneously spraying bolts/grenades/whatever everywhere
>>128508241
SUPER TOXIC BOW WHEN
>>128508962
NUKE LAUNCHER THAT LEAVES NUCLEAR FALLOUT IN THE FORM OF TOXIC CLOUDS
W
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>>128509098
>1 HP left
>Portal is surrounded by Toxic Clouds
Toxic weapons are bad.
>>128509405
E Y E S
Y
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S
Y E S
>>128507096
>tfw wii u owner
>mfw we had a pretty strong year for vidya while every other platform got one or two good things at most
>>128509098
TOXIC SUPER FLAK CANNON WHEN
>Fires a flak ball, creating a large toxic cloud and splitting into 5 smaller flak balls on impact
>The 5 flak balls also explode on impact, creating more toxic clouds and sending out 16 more flak balls each
>The 16 smaller flak balls also create toxic clouds on impact
>>128509401
Portal removes any projectiles.
Including toxic.
>>128509882
How's that Zelda game, anon?
OH WAIT.In all seriousness though, the Wii U had a good year. 2015 in general was really solid, honestly.
>spawn in huge open area
>dog boss is right there
>like three or four sniper using him as a screen
I hate the wastelands sometimes
>>128510206
>tfw the first time I beat big dog there were two snipers behind him and I had no melee weapons
>>128502223
Palace. That proto mutant.
>tfw playing with crown of blood while listening to Hotline Miami OST
>>128498358
>Missed a strike
Shameful
>>128511130
>>128498894
Paul Veer is a freelance artist. Vlambeer contracted him to work on the game, and simply put, his work is complete. He's working on his own project now.
>>128512510
Oops, didn't mean to reply.
LATE NIGHT UPDATE
(Spoilered for people who aren't up to date with the comic.)
http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF
Yung Venuz is so cool!I'm gonna be taking a small break, I'm starting to get headaches. Hope I'm not straining myself!
>>128512924
we BRRRAAAP now
ded
>>128514352
I think everyone's gone to bed, or something. Also what inspired someone to draw that?
>>128514525
The cops would scream something along the lines of that when they show up. Someone mentioned it and bam, this was born.
What if there was a mutation that made it so you only got ammo for weapons you were holding?
>>128515072
That's already how orange chests work.
>>128515358
I mean across the board. Pick Ups and Presents, and maybe even Lucky Shot.
>>128510189
coming soon anon :^))))i'm hoping so much that it's good
>>128514352
OH FUCK THAT'S A PORTAL BEHIND HIM AND NOT ACTUALLY A GIANT BLUE ROUND BACKPACK
>>128515906
>I made this mistake too
>I only noticed after seeing >>128514352
What the fuck man
>Spend days trying to do Melting B-Skin
>Alternate to Plant for probably the 1st time in a while of ever using him
>Power through his B-Skin run easy and beat the throne for the second time
I probably could have looped. The Throne goes down so fucking easy. I had every opportunity to destroy those generators. Why is Melting such bullshit.
I drew the cute crown.
I don't know why is has the quick man V in game and not in the portrait but it makes it so much better.
I just unlocked Chicken and got her a Golden Wrench
is it time to wreck shit?
>>128516496
You know it
Fuck em up man
>>128515906
>>128516059
I think this was the artists intent. Reminds me of the snail girl from that one anime.
>>128516446
Adorable. Man I'd really like to have a set of these around the house as novelty. Haste Crown could even be an alarm clock.
Is this game worth 13CDN?
>>128516552
Only two more characters to unlock!I've only ever been to the Throne once, I'm screwed
>>128516596
>>128515906
>>128516059
I didn't intend that, i more meant for it to imply they just came out the portal, either way I'm glad it made the joke better for you guys.
>>128516736
pls respond
>>128516736
>>128517106
You could pirate it and buy it if it ends up being good.
http://imgur.com/sDN9XnE
Anyone up for some Robotlewds?
>>128517237
>>128517337
I implore you to.
>>128517237When's the Eyes/Melting trap pics coming?
Also I really like your style.
>the farthest I've made it is 5-1
I have let you all down
>>128517764
Don't worry anon, I used to be unable to get past the Sewers, we've all been in your shoes.
>>128517764
Get back in there and at least make it to the labs fuccboiyou can do it
>>128517764
How many hours?
>>128517764
The farthest I've made it is5-3
how shit is Horror? I unlocked her tonight, Id had never even known she existed
>>128517938
Man fuck Lil Nigger
>>128518148
mediocre until you hit ultra
>>128517918
Around 10 total. I suck.
Made it the farthest with Crystal. Fish is another character I like.
>>128518148
don't listen to >>128518201
horror is really good, his extra mutation choice means you can set out for pretty much any build you want and be all but guaranteed to get it. his beam is also nice for clearing out projectiles, and if you get his throne butt, you can use it as a last resort for getting some health
>>128518259
>10 hours
Nigga I've clocked 97 hours up to this point and I only beat the throne 2/3 times, no loops. I suck.
>Y.V. B is levitating
>still needs extra feet to not slow down on web/slip around on ice
GOOD JOB, VLAMBEER
>>128518568
>skins changing game mechanics
Valve pls go
>>128518632
Honestly though, what if skins buffed your passive ability?
>>128518148
>pretty much guaranteed to get a good build
>ultra mutations are good
>throne butt is useless until ultra, then becomes a godsend
Horror is gr8
>>128518632
Honestly it would be neat if skins did change the game a bit. Not necessarily like what I was saying with Y.V., but slight changes, just to change up the playstyle of the character (kind of like the different ship layouts in FTL)
>>128518775
>>128518775
they'd have to be double-edged swords
>fish
roll further, reduced accuracy
>eyes
bullets sometimes hit for double damage, enemy can also proc this effect at a lesser rate for obvious reasons
>crystal
shield reflects all projectiles, but can break if reflecting too many
>plant
move faster, slowed down/made more slippery by web/ice, alternatively, sustain momentum slightly
>YV
move slightly slower, immune to ground effects
>Steroids
chance to shoot guns for free, more vulnerable to melee
>Robot
fire rate up, eating weapons takes a second
>Chicken
deal more damage, take more damage
>Rebel
First two allies cost 1, all allies last slightly less time and are healed slightly less by spawning more
>Rogue
Start with full portal strike each loop, one more enemy spawns per portal
>>128518775
>Fish
>Can't roll quite as well as before
>Eyes
>3d effect at all times
>Crystal
>Throne Butt doesn't make you teleport anymore
>Melting
>You have 1hp instead of 2
>Plant
>Go faster
>YV
>Unaffected by terrain
>Steroids
>You play exactly the same
>Chicken
>You play exactly the same
>Robot
>Immunity to IDPD Explosives
>Rebel
>You look cooler, but everything is exactly the same otherwise
>Horror
>Your held weapon periodically curses itself
>Rogue
>Can't level up
>>128519271
>Rogue
>Can't level up
That would make a pretty good challenge run, you know.
>>128519234
>>crystal
>shield reflects all projectiles, but can break if reflecting too many
That's already how Crystal works, unless you count explosives and the like. How about
>reflected projectiles are aimed similar to smartgun, less movement speed
>>128519506
>That's already how Crystal works, unless you count explosives and the like
It breaks after a certain amount of time, no? Make it time and volume dependent. I meant reflect all as in even the green projectiles instead of just making them disappear
>>128519271
Let me fix this
>Chicken>Everything outside your field of view in Dark Levels is at normal brightness, but tinted green.
>>128519424
You can do this with Horror, just gotta be careful on bosses.
Though, Throne may cause some problems...
I had the idea of every character having an IDPD skin, but then I realized it would be weird with YV.
However I made a quick mock-up of how I could make it work. Not supposed to look as good as the in-game art cause I just threw it together. Thoughts?
>>128519234
No wait, Eyes should have his active reversed
>repel enemies, attract bullets
>we were going to give this enemy proper pathfinding, but that sounded hard :(
>>128520030
I wouldn't have a problem with the bastards if they didn't move like they were skating on ice.
... Which actually fits kinda, but still.
>>128519920
>YV
>Looking like a POPO
Why would the mutants want to dress up as their sworn enemies?
>>128520296
They beat the Captain and now they're calling the shots?
>>128517169
but I heard you get steam cheevos....
>>128520672
Worry about cheevos AFTER you decide if you buy it or not.
>>128517237
Oh my.
>>128520672
Save data carries over so your pirated copy data will carry over to steam.
As long as your copy is past version 93 that is.
>>128520775
where's the demo nerd?!
>>128519920
>His smile and optimism: gone
>trying to get a big red chest
>portal opens a red chest before one spawns
This shit seriously needs to be patched out, or at the very least put in the options menu. Jesus Christ.
>>128521603
Have you noticed that the portal often spawns under the corpse of the last enemy you killed, with a few exceptions?
>>128521603
atleast the chance% stays the same for getting a big chest and you don't lose it if the fuccboi portals pop open one by being shit
>>128522039
With exception being where portal spawns across entire map AND opening red chest?
>fish captcha
>>128522039
Have you noticed that some levels aren't exactly easy to B-line for the red chest to clear it first?
>>128522371
>melting golden bazooka hard mode
you absolute madman
Made this for my favorite general since I can't sleep
>>128523390
pretty cool, gj
>>128523390
Thats really good anon, might even use it for my phone if I weren't already using this one.
Though a suggestion. Can you the /ntg/ inside a bar, and have Fish be behind it?
>>128523996
>>128524129
Thanks. What do you mean exactly? Like put a bar across the whole image or give the /ntg/ a white outline as well?
I finally did it, I sat down on the throne! What now?
>>128524414
>5 mutations
>>128524414unlock all crowns
>>128524307
Something like this
>>128524414Kill that piece of shit IDPD captain.
>>128524870
kek perfect explanation. Gimme a sec
>>128524484
the oasis skip takes a bunch of rads away
>>128524509
How do I even unlock crowns?
>>128524876
How do I merk this shitty cap?
>>128525093
Blow up the generators and take a ride, you'll know what I mean when you see it.
>>128525093
By getting a crown and then kill the throne or the captain will unlock them for that character.
Hello, /ntg/
>>128525242Whats up anon?
>>128524870
Here ya go anon. Hope this is what you wanted.
>>128525242
Hi Rebel
>>128525393
Hi again, Rebel.
>>128525443
Now thats perfect, great job anon!
>>128525514
Thanks anon, glad I could help
most depressing song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2LqXQrW214
where is comicanon?
i finished the comic
>>128525412I did not get my digits twice, so I'll cut to the chaseDoes anyone have those pictures of a Mimic character that we cooked up a while back? Both the Yellow and Red variants, I need them for reasons. Pic unrelated.
i FUCKING hate SNIPERS
>>128525475
>Rebel
The scarf isn't nice, mind you
>>128525672
May not be exactly what you want, but have it.
>>128525790
That works, yes.Time to start modding.
>>128525672
Oh, sure anon. This it?
>>128525661
The coloring is better than I could do, but the original artistic intent is lost. Typed text is also less cutesy than handwritten
>trying to get Melting B
>get to 1-3
>at least 6 scorpions AND a golden scorpion are right next to the spawn
Why do I like this game again?
>>128525790
>>128525885
I think it's more appropriate for a Mimic character to not have legs. Bouncing instead of walking, much better that way.
Not sure if I like this.
I can't win as Fish, I always end up rushing
Rolling is too much power for me
>>128526937
I agree with this, the Mimic with legs just looks like a weird Robot.
>>128526937
The legs I gave the mimic are based on parts from the actual chest.
>>128525661
Comicanon here. Now, the single lines and color certainly makes the quality of the comic higher. And the fifth panel is hilarious. But as for complaints, the copy/pasted textures really stick out and hurt. YV is lookin off without his quote, though that Crystal and pie looks miles better than what I did. It's spotty, but I think you can do it anon! Also like >>128526510
said, try handwriting the text. Oh and if you're using pen pressure, use very little of it or none at all.
On a last note. Please give Rogue her buttons and jacket slit (or whatever the little line down the middle of clothing is) and, this might sound wierd, make it less detailed. Its hard to do cute when there's a lot of detail and things going on with the look and design of things. Gotta make it easy on the eyes!
Whoa I said a mouthful!
>>128527091
yv a shit
>>128527193
Hehehe, thats adorable. You doing requests anon? If so, can you draw Eyes because I need help understanding how you draw him.
Fire traps are worse than Lil Hunter.
>>128526510
>>128527091
thanks for the comments i was just trying to make something different from the normal request that i usually draw so i kinda went a little bit too far, the good thing is that al least now i understand why the people that makes webcomics tend to keep the drawings simple
>>128527485
Panels 1 and 2 are detailed to help further explain the situation. Though the rest is simplified and cartoony to make it funnier.If its any consolation, its taken me three years to get to where I am now.
>>128526982 here
Just made it to get Gun Warrant with Fish for the first time with Hyper Launcher and Super Plasma Cannon
Disregard what I said about too much power
>>128527297
I haven't really thought about Eyes, really. He seems like he'd just be a naked blue pear with gangly noodle arms and about 18 eyes, give or take. The placement might seem random to some people, but there's an order to it if you break down the art that's been provided..
>tfw pop pop + hyper rifle + recycle gland
>>128528486
Wow, you actualy really helped me out anon, thanks!
Here's a comparison, the before taken froma part of the next chapter I drew up so I wouldn't forget itand the right after looking at your guide. I've also decided to make Eyes' eyes more detailed for humors sake.
>>128529280
good shit mane, looking forward to the next chapter
>>128529717
>bought this game a year ago
>still can't get past the ice level without an enemy dashing into me and immediately killing me or a boss doing some bullshit
life is suffering I don't know why I still play this game
I like carrying around a screwdriver with Chicken as like a ninja star. Solely for chucking.
>>128516446
fuckin awesome, anon
>5-3
>Have Gamma Guts
>Lil faggot spawns right on top of me.
>Dies in seconds from Gamma Guts
MUTATION OF THE YEAR GAMMA GUTS FUCKING ROCKS
>crystal
>rhino skin
>gamma guts
>sharp teeth
>extra feet
>bloodlust and second stomach
>ultra b
>walk intonearlyeverything
Shit's great.
>>128530093
It's all about learning how to deal with the game. There's a lot of unfair horseshit, granted, but the Frozen City is far from impossible.
Just bought the game and am about to try it for the first time, wish me luck m8
>>128532548
Are you rollin or rockin?
>>128532548
Get ready to get absolutely demolished, then come back to it wanting more. Welcome to the Wastelands.
>>128532281
only unfair thing in ice city can be 5-3 spawn,
other than that i find palace more unfair since all spawns there are shit, never ever had nice one
>>128532694
Yeah, the 5-3 spawn can fuck you over hard. That's why Hammerhead is one of the better mutations of the pool.
>>128517907
I couldn't resist
>>128532694
Bob and Weave past all the enemies and bullets to try to find a safe space, and wait for the Guardians to teleport in so you can take them down one-by-one. Once the Guardians are out of the way, all that leaves is Horrormoms and Exploders.
If you get a spawn with Horrormoms right outside the spawn, just time your escape right. You really don't wanna try taking on more than two at a time.
>>128532752
even worse if the map you spawn in has whole ground covered in ice, absolute bullshit
>>128532901
i mostly manage, the open room spawns are cheap though, as in, whole room is just circle-ish without any cover.
>>128532631
both
>>128533148
>go to Cursed Caves for FREE rads
>spiderwebs literally fucking everywhere
>GOOD LOOK FINDING ME
>I'M BEHIND SEVEN FLIES
>>128533267
>cursed caves
>use all ammo on single spider
>it keeps multiplying
>>128533810
25% chance my ass, more like 75%
>accidentally activated shrine
>try to destroy bazooka spam before it's charged
>one rocket misses and opens rad canister offscreen
>shrine is fully charged
>opened portal destroys rocket that i just fucking fired
>no boiling veins as ever
>>128534546
shooting any explosives without boiling veins is asking for trouble
>>128499998
>family
>>128517764
don't worry anon. i used to be like you. but now i can loop with ease.
i have 100 hours though
>>128535139
>tfw 55 hours and can only loop with Chicken and Eyes
>>128527052
i just realised crystal looks like pic related
>>128535161
i've not looped as everyone, but i can loop with most characters reliably. i usually play Y.V and robot though. fish is cool as well
running the best setup in the game folks
>>128497698
I've beaten Jane a few times as YV. Every time I had a high damage weapon that was automatic. The first time I had throne butt but I still took Ima Gun God because of my Back Muscle and Heavy Auto Crossbow. I then discovered I could mash Brrrrap at lightspeed and hurdle my ammo into her face. It took less than a minute.
>>128536520
LMAO 2POP
>>128536520
Pop through the heavens, anon.
>>128536768
ran out of ammo and got stomped by a doggie when i made a mad dash out of cover
>>128537006
You made 7-2 with one of the shittiest weapons in the game, goddamn.
>>128537243
well i had two of them. but yeah that gun is absolute trash.
also second best setup
>>128537387
Well hey, with Eagle Eyes the SMG is some good shit. (Though Steroid's further accuracy penalty's gonna hurt...)
>>128512924
Try putting a bag of ice on your head
>>128537483
it hurt.
Steroids with two screwdrivers and all the general melee mutations
How fucked are you?
I've made it to at least 5-2 with just a wrench and screwdriver, but I wonder if I could do the same with 2screw
>>128523260
He's missing the crown of revenge tho
playing steroids with twin weapons is the most fun ive had in nt in a while
>>128485081
>furfaginity
>>128500351
Enter it right after it stops, there's a little bit of time before the IDPD come out. You can also enter it from the back while its still moving
dual blood cannons or blood cannon+ gatling zooka?
>>128537006
Pop guns don't work with recycle gland.
>>128537387
Enjoy not being able to kill ANYTHING.Two bouncer SMGs are one of the best combos, though.
>>128540578
blood cannon a shit, get the zooker
>>128538601
>Steroids so buff that other areas literally try to muscle on him while he's busy
>>128540620
fuck...
>>128540587
i didn't have recycle gland tho
>>128540706
That shit is basically required when playing steroids, unless you're a casual that uses two melees or other shit.
>>128540836
i was clearly using twin pop guns for a laugh. not a srs run
Why is Smart Gun so fucking good pre loop?
Is it a good idea to use shovel with trigger fingers on lab?
used twin assault rifles till 7-1. but im no idiot and took a hyper launcher. i wanted to loop but he walked passed the generators. turns out assault rifle just isnt stronk enough.
So... Strong Spirit lets you survive touching the Hyper Crystal, which essentially spaghettifies you, right?
>>128542386
Yes, but only if you have a sidearm or Long Arms or Impact Wrists for the Explo Freaks.
>>128542628
I have long arms and sawed-off shotgun.
I'm going to be okay I think.
>hyper crystal is laughing at me after killing me
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOUU
ITS ON
>had the choice between assault slugger, lightning rifle, hyper rifle, heavy grenade launcher and bouncer SMG on 5-1 on the daily
Why the fuck has this one got so many good weapons?
>>128544142
did you go through pizza sewers? if yes it bumped weapon tier by 1
Rami did nothing wrong.
>>128544838
Except properly program safe spawns.
Fuck me, my best run yet.
This is the first time I've looped, too.
>>128545708
i hate chicken, it's active is garbage, passive got shitted on too
>go to YV's mansion as melting
>get the golden I want for him
>miss grabbing it by a hair before it flies into the portal
>immediately die on 3-3
>>128545870
>it's
>>128546283
the dead body lootin
>>128546434
mutant shootin'
VENUS MOUTHIN' UPDATE
Comic - http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF
I don't think ELITE's like being shot in the head. Twice.
does throne butt carry over from melting to skeletin?
>>128547320
I think Skeleton starts off at Level 0 when you get him.
>tfw people hate little hunter
>mfw they don't read the lore
Rogue is and always will be one of the most based characters in Nuclear Throne. Fuck the I.D.P.D. and fuck everything they stand for.
>>128547112
BASED GUN GOD
they're having a party
Streaming my Dayly because the set up is good, we'll have to see those big weapon chests first.
twitch tv oscarthegripe
>>128547112
The venuz is luz
Double flame shotgun or Laser rifle?
>>128547112
ITS TIME
>>128548314
dfs
Fun fact: If you have the devastator, you an destroy the props that spawn guardians in 7-3 before throne is activated.
Doing that doesn't make them spawn.
It may work with other weapons too, but I only discovered that with the devastator.
>>128548314
Shotty.
did they remove ultra shovel and ion cannon from the game?i dont recall seeing them for months.
>>128549334
I think they just made them rarer
>>128549334
Ion Cannon is gone, Ultra Shovel is the same drop rate it's always been.
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!
>>128549727
cop kinda looks like a screw attack
post best girl
>>128549727
It's like a bayblade fight
>>128549868
>best girl
>nigger human
>not crystal OR chicken
>>128549868
i want to love her, but i can't play her for shit. managed to win once and died instantly on 1-1
>>128549962
>nigger human
loll uurr so fUNNY!! XD
>>128549962
>crystal
chicken is ruined for me cause got nerfed to absolute shit.
also
>comparing Rogue to some random nigger
>>>/out/
>>128549962
>le edgy racism
>>128549868
>>128550214
>The marxist dogmatic buzzword
>>128550575
what the fuck are you even saying
that's just straight up wordsalad
>Rogue is actually an Indian
>>128549868
Ok.
>>128548314
Both
You need spread to deal multiple weak fuckers close and something long range to deal with big fuckers from a distance
I feel like Rebels allies are her beta orbiters
>>128550823
Rogue is a grown up dora
>>128549962
what about Rebel
also I got a question about bandits and rebels, are they suppose to be robots or something, I know Big Bandit is, or at least he's a cyborg. The wiki also says that he can speak proper Trashtalk, unlike the rest of his gang members.
>>128550974
They're mindless murder dogs she creates from her own flesh, blood, bandages and force of will
>>128551012
no? The bandits are all mutants who are just so brain dead that they do nothing but raid
>>128548660
Yeah but the disadvantage of doing that is that you can't farm pickups from their balls.
Really handy if you need to recharge your Strong Spirit
bandits are cute
>>128547590
what lore?
all I can understand is
>IDPD is the one dimension where the Nuclear Throne didn't take over.
>The throne is perpetual and cannot truly be destroyed, so the IDPD exist to kill greedy mutants like us
>Looping only increases the influence the throne has over the universe, until it eventually consumes the IDPD
isn't Lil hunter just an IDPD big dick G?
>>128550806
Racist is a nothingword made up by marxists.
Unless you are religious and believe in intelligent design, there is literally no chance of innate equality. Common sense AND evidence both support that. In China scientist unquestionably know this because they don't have the influence.
So no it's not wordsalad. It's just the cult of multiculturalisms "heretic". A word that means nothing really, because the races aren't equal.
I'm not advocating prejudice, but racism is factually correct.
>>128550221
I'm going to sexualize the Wild White Nacho dorito.
>>128551556
Hey pal there's a place and everything to talk about that kind of shit.
>>>/pol/
>>128550974
Great, now I kinda wanna see Rebel get gangbanged by a bunch of her allies
>>128551123
>>128550974
>>128551236
Bandits make pretty cute robots/cyborgs, and said robots/cyborgs bleed, and so does the sniper and robots in 5-1 to 5-3 since Melting's active is a thing.
>>128551490
I believe they're talking about howLittle Hunter and Rogue used to be good friends, but after a mission went horribly wrong the IDPD abandoned Lil' Hunter to die, which is what set Rogue's eventual decision to defect in motion.
Now he's crazy as fuck because of radiation, flying around the Frozen City looking for worthy opponents.
>>128551562
hell yea you are
>>128551556
>Racist is a nothingword made up by marxists.
That's nice hon. Fuck off back to /pol/ and go lick the jackboots of your Nazi idols.
>>128551556
Mate, I've never seen anything that supports the idea of any race being superior or inferior to another that's not total bullshit. Fuck off to your /pol/ hugbox with that shit.
>>128551794
I hate how people portray Y.V being basically a 12 year old
>>128551794
>tfw no limited edition YV Nuclear Doritos in green and white made possible by some crime against God
>>128552025
how does this picture portray him as a 12 year old in any way
>>128552146
not that picture
just a lot of people do
for example
>>128552370
oh ok
he is pretty silly, though.
>>128551765
>IDPD left him to die
>but he can still call in reinforcements
wut
>>128552370
but that's funny and totally something a young asshole does
YV is YUNG Venuz, the dude can drink and drug and curse and murder and still be a petulant little fuck
That is what makes the triangle fun
>>128552478
>The "Yung" part of Y.V's name doesn't mean he's young. "Y.V.'s a god, so they're probably eternal! Gods don't really have an age, they just are. It's a rap name, sounds cool and you can't tell a god what to do." - JW
from the wiki
>>128552458
The IDPD see it as a chance to murder your ass since Lil' Hunter is so insane by then he thinks he's still IDPD and calls for backup. So they pile in to kill two birds with one Shielder.
>>128552370
Its cause of LOL ILLUMINATI twitch culture
lil hunter was definitely the captain's little shit nephew
>>128552458
I suppose it's they don't give a fucking about him, but they will still take the option to fuck you upand leave him to die again afterwards lol
>>128552732
sometimes i feel bad for liking him, but, i actually want to fuck him so my reasons are more pure.
>>128552604
Basically this. Lil' Hunter won't fight I.D.P.D. so they're just using him to kill you. And the moment you're dead, they'll call in an elite squad to blow his head off after you've weakened him. They're genuinely that conniving and manipulative.
>>128552868
I like him regardless
>>128552732
yv comes from venus patrol's logo which predates twitch itself, let alone "twitch culture".
>>128553150
a lot of people gravitate towards him for that reason, though.
Is Gun Godz canon?Is it good?
>>128553258
yes
yes
>>128553258
yes it is
yes
>>128553258
it's a doom clone with very linear levels, like 3 weapons, and 5 different enemies
but it's free, so you're only paying with your time
fun fact, whacking him with a sledgehammer when he's dying makes him explode immediately
>>128552732
>nuclear-throne.wikia.com/wiki/
>>128552603
>>128552478
>>128552429
in-game Y.V voice is high-pitched but the GUN GODZ OST and Y.V's rap song states otherwise.
"I'd gladly shoot tha oldest lady ya know."his voice is so deep and manly
>>128553768his deep voice is really hot honestly
>>128553941if I had a vagina his deep voice would probably make my vagina tingle
>>128553247
>mfw I thought it said "Bill Cosby" instead of "Bill Cosplay"
anyone got any ideas on who's the person thatkills/defeats YV in GUN GODZ
>>128556104
you play as the YV in nuclear throne, the one you defeat at the end is the old gun god that put you/the YV in NT in prison. you kill him and take his place.
>>128556104
the theory is you play as yung venuz and you kill old venuz
>>128553258
Can't tell you about canon, but having just downloaded and played a bunch of it, it certainly is fun.
Which?
>>128556608
Riot.
>>128556608
Always riot.
>>128556608
double ally spawns
>>128556608
always go riot
>>128556252
>killing your past-self/your dad
>not paying attention to the lyrics in GUN GODZ
>not hearing the credits song mentioning winning a war
>not thinking it could be someone from the IDPD
>not thinking it could be some random assassin
>>128556608
uh
I'd say Riot but Riot just literally doubles your active
pressing right click when you got Riot spawns two allies, and thus takes 2HP
Personal Guard spawns 2 at the start of every level and changes your allies' max HP from 12 to 30
so Personal Guard
>finally get another melee spawn
>this
why do bad things happen to good people
>>128556943
it was confirmed that you do indeed play as the YV in nuclear throne in gun godz by the devs, though.
>>128556970
>not liking blood hammer
>>128557278
>can't pop projectiles without hurting yourself
>>128556943
No, that's not how Riot works. Riot spawns allies whenever you take damage, at the cost of allies always costing 2hp to right-click summon. But taking damage includes the damage you take to summon an ally, so it's effectively reducing the cost to 1HP per ally summoned - and then more whenever you get hit. Oftentimes this means you can wrack up a shitlot of allies.
>>128557278
it's not bad, but, i do use melee for knocking away projectiles a lot. i'm playing horror so it's not THAT much of an issue, but, i was really hoping for an energy melee drop + some bolt weapon.
>>128557096
>yv teleports into cuz's game of gun godz to assert his dominance
>>128557096
>image
>>128557398
trust no one, not even yourself
>>128557436
they changed it to just double ally spawns, but, the the 1 hp = 1 ally effect remains the same. riot is still better by a mile, though.
Where therebel lewdsat?
>>128553258
for a game that was made to be a promo for a blog it's pretty solid, great sound
Merchandise when? I already ordered the indiebox but I want some figures
>>128553258
Game is shit bu OST is good.
https://youtu.be/V40mMx0vjlY?t=7m12s
>The gameplay mechanics feel really good, but the randomization doesnāt really do anything for me. Thereās no weird eco-system like in Spelunky so you donāt get any interesting random events. And because thereās no set exit to a level, you donāt really get any risk reward scenarios where you either risk getting the loot and xp or gun it for the exit and get nothing.
Thoughts?
>>128557568
Not him, but, I just tweeted at Vlambeer and asked if the player character in Gun Godz = YV in Nuclear Throne. And now we wait.
>>128558070
there's not much to lewd, even if she has the cutest voice
>>128558905
My head cannon is that gun godz is an in-universe video game that YV had made, he's both the player character and final boss
>>128558954Would you rather see Rebel get gangbanged by a bunch of her allies or see Rebel get dicked by her bro, Big Bandit
>>128558905
Ask if GUN GODZ is some sort of backstory for Yung Venuz or is also a videogame that exists in the Nuclear Throne world
>>128559370
I already made the tweet just asking if the player characters in Gun Godz is the YV in Nuclear Throne, I don't wanna bother them any more. You can ask them, though.
Though if he is indeed the player character in Gun Godz, that'll probably just mean it is indeed a backstory of sorts.
>>128558791
>no risk or reward
whoever this is has clearly never been behind cover at 1 or 2 hp trying to decide whether than can reach that pile of rads and the medkit behind all the fucking snow bots.
>>128558954
>Implying you can't lewd anything
>friend thinks energy sword is bad because it's a melee that consumes ammo
>he thinks Strong Spirit is as bad as Last Wish because "just don't get hit"
>Eyes is his favorite character because of the Telekinesis and seeing in the dark
>he thinks pop gun is garbage but the minigun is god tier
>he thinks Recycled Glands is on tier with Rabbit Paw
>he can't even beat the throne
>mfw he's been playing longer then me
>>128559776
what's his steam, i want to see what achievements he has so i can laugh at him
>>128559776
>liking Eyes more than Fish, Crystal, YV, Robot, Steroids, Rogue, Rebel, Horror
>>128559370
>Would you rather see Rebel get gangbanged by a bunch of her allies or see Rebel get dicked by her bro, Big Banditthe latteris that an offer?
>>128559776
>Eyes
ok
>favourite character
ok
>telekinesis
ok
>and seeing in the dark
Literally a twat.
>>128559776
christ
the only thing here that's not incredibly retarded is liking eyes
>>128559776
Slow down about the Eyes part;
he's good for sure, but seeing in the dark ain't part of it
>kill the last enemy and wait for the portal to show up
>it wasn't the last enemy
>>128559776
pop gun is pretty bad though
>>128559859
These are all of his achievements
>>128498473
wut
vlambeer is just rami and JW, everyone else is just contracted
>>128560317
it's great early game. the minigun honestly isn't that good because most of the bullets you're shitting out won't hit anything.
>>128559943
I can't draw
unless if I were able to somehow convince my sister to cosplay as a mummified cyborg mutant
>>128560365
>hasn't unlocked chicken
>>128560365
well if he's only been playing for a week he'll probably get his shit sorted eventually
is comicfag here? does he mind if i color one/some of the pages?
>>128560471
We have both been playing since early access
I love when bugs ruin my runsyeah I panicked shut up b-baka
>>128560523
why didn't you just back up and shoot the ravens with the bazooka
also >eagle eyes AND bolt marrow with the super crossbow
terrible
>>128560523
>cursed super crossbow
>running into a room of like 20+ enemies
u sux
>>128560523
Literally why would you pick Eagle Eyes?
>muh Super Cr
No.
>>128560859
>better accuracy
pretty good reason desu
especially if you're Steroids
Do you need to unlock every other character before it'll let you unlock Rogue? I haven't touched the game much until now since before we had achievements etc. Reaching the throne doesn't seem to do anything even though the prompt says "Reach the nuclear throne."
>>128561047
but webm dude is not playing steroids and also has bolt marrow
more accuracy on that thing with bolt marrow is like the opposite of what you want. most of the time, it's a waste of a mutation.
>>128561047
It's not a pretty good reason, nor is he Steroids
Eagle Eyes is literally existentially dumpster-tier
>>128561057
You gotta BEAT it.
>>128551761
>>128560423
Stop that.
The team has only ever addressed the bandits and big bandit as "Mutants." There's not a reason to keep saying cyborg.
>>128561057
You gotta put your throne butt on it.
>>128561267
Well shit. I'm just used to taking out the generators and proceeding on to loop, don't think I've actually sat on the thing even once.
>>128561141
>>128561161
>not wanting better accuracy
>not wanting better accuracy in case you get a high-tier weapon that's inaccurate
keek
>>128561227
>gif
how does eagle eyes + flak cannon work? does it fuck up the pellet spread?
>>128561901
>high tier weapon that's inaccurate
Well, let's see, there's the:
miniguns
and that's it.
Real high-tier weapons like the Super Flak, Super Plasma, Hyper Slugger/Launcher, etc. are all well accurate enough
Conversely, most low and mid-tier weapon like Shotguns, Grenade Launcher, Crossbows, Heavy Revolver etc. are always well accurate enough
Not to mention it does literally nothing beneficial for melee
tl;dr you're wrong and also bad
>>128560423
Do you draw porn of your sister?
holy shit, i surely went tryhard on this.
plant B skin get
>>128562164
>being a scrub that doesn't actually aim
keek
>>128562264
God I wished, she's full-on titty monster
>>128562164
Different amigo, but it can be fun to see how differently accuracy effects a few weapons.
Neat example: seekers fire all their projectiles right infront of you which makes them more useful in corridors. Paired with Bolt Marrow you never waste even one bit of damage. It also does neat things to the shotguns.
>>128562442
>golden shotgun
>first mutation Shotgun Shoulders
It's a good feeling.
>>128562661
Which is nice and all, sure, but that doesn't make it good
>>128562529
wouldn't that more imply you can't aim because you need to pick eagle eyes
>game crashes when about to fight Throne II
what kind of hell is this?
>>128562529
You're really not even trying
>>128560689
>>128560738
>>128560859
trying to redeem myself, am I on the right track?
>>128562661
>It also does neat things to the shotguns.
Yeah it turns them to shit. Just take Shotgun Shoulders or an Eraser.
>>128518507
Holy fucking shit
>>128562664
my whole run consisted of that shotgun and stock grenade launcher, switched it to bazooka literally on throne room.
proof you can win with mediocre weapons
>>128562952
Yes. Take Lucky Shot without a Paw here. Even if you'd find that SPC dream you wouldn't be able to use it without ammo.
>>128562956
What is neat is how each shotgun is effected differently. The sawed-off has all its pellets densely packed into a small square of damage while the double-flame fires two streams of pellets in a tight V pattern.
>>128562952
is that a fucking cursed screw driver
better fix Y.V's car with it
>>128562880
you think I use Eagle Eyes a lot, don't you?
there's way batter mutations than Eagle Eyes
but Eagle Eyes is still good, every mutation is
>going for Plant B
>golden laser pistol
>oasis skip
>first mutation is laser brain
>everything is going good
>getting into it
>final clear time10:11:20
Words cannot express this bullshit
>tfw good melting lewds: never
>tfw good crystal lewds: never
>tfw good fish lewds: never
>tfw good plant lewds: never
>tfw good horror lewds: never
>>128563302
No, cursed energy sword.
>>128518507
hey dude its better to git gud late than not git gud at all
>>128563524
>cursed energy sword
Cursed Energy Screwdriver.
>>128563310
what was your secondary weapon? i just finished with golden shotgun and stock grenade launcher/bazooka and i had 2 minutes spare.
I am also pretty garbo in this game so i think you can do it anon
>>128563524
i could make horror lewdable but others... tough
Would people be interested watching Fish only pick the shittiest of mutations?
>>128563921
If you manage to beat the captain or at least loop, sure.
>>128563893
>rebel
>tough
>>128564125
i don't find mummies sexy senpai
>>128563997
Loop should be doable, I don't like the captain because it ends your run, but we'll see. Feel free to rant whenever I pick something you consider good. The game won't always offer me gutter trash after I single the badest ones out.
Here
>>128548095
twitch tv oscarthegripe
>>128563893
Robot: sexy body, square robot head
>>128496305
Can i get a golden weapon with robot?? I'm trying to unlock Y.V B skin but haven't been able to find a single screwdriver whatsoever in +15 runs
>>128560514
i went ahead and started anyway because i'm bored, let's hope i actually finish this. posting this because i probably won't.
>>128564581
Yes you can,it's just a lower chance.
The normal chance at the beginning chest is 1/9,with robot is 1/12,i usually just keep repeating 1-1 until it drops,it's not that hard.
>>128563769
my secondary was melee, for getting rid of the green balls
>>128564561
well going with that logic you can make toaster sexy, but it doens't really "work" well together
>>128564561
>not feral
is impact wrist synergize with melting's active?
>>128564581
just get good and loop
>>128564885
you had long range weapon (laser pistol) so you could just backpedal while shooting. but i guess you would ammo starve. pro tip: bazooka kills throne with around half ammo
>>128565618
yup
post gametime
>100.8 hours past 2 week
>>128566817
>>128496305
>reach throne after 11h
>"whew finally"
>get killed instantly by green laser
o-okay. tiem to try again.
>>128566817
>>128564125
instant wallpaper get
>>128566817
>>128566817
>>128567086
>standing right in front of it in the middle of the room
you asked for this
http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF
http://honeything.tumblr.com/
who's the artist of this comic
>>128567674
didn't really know that it was going to attack me you know.
>30 days since the last update
I feel like they're working on new content. There's never been this much time between two updates. It can't just be bug fixes and balancing at this point.
>>128567954
>letting your guard down
>ever
>Still no ps3 release
It's like they want me to pirate it. How is it released in ps4 and fucking vita but it ain't in the ps3?
UPDATEUPDATE
http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF
From Comedy, to Drama, to Action.
>>128564738
Oh and thats just beautiful anon, I can't wait to see the rest! And that Rogue is adorable. Amazing work.
>>128567883
you just posted him, dummy
NO
I GUESS I CANT
>Get friend to buy Nuclear Throne
>he manages to loop before me with 11 hours less playtime
It's not fair, it's not right
>>128568771
>tfw
thank jebus this didn't happen to me
fucking keek
>>128568627
that is one spicy dorito
>>128566817
>>128566817
48.1 hours past 2 weeks
it keeps happening
Someone told me to unlock Crown of Destiny next, so I did.
I've got Haste, Love, Curses, Blood, and now Destiny unlocked on Fish. What should I go for next?
>>128569397
Forgot pic
>>128569506
Luck.
>>128569598
You're evil. I like it.
>>128569483
stop
stop posting this shitty cursed weapon meme
anyways
anyone else ever accidentally killed Horror (pre-unlock)
>>128569954
sorry you can't get past the cursed caverns :^)
>>128568627
I just now realized how fucking indestructible Y.V. is.
I mean the only reason he "dies" is because he gets too angry and teleports away.
If Y.V. has an actual reason besides:"i'm bored and wanna kill some shit" Then you've got a unstoppable killing machine on your trail
>>128570306
Maybe he means Cursed Weapon on YV, because that actually is shit
I finally got Big Bass, died as rogue on HQ 2 to an eliteshielder / elite inspector wombo combo, so that sucks.
>>128570371
what, because you can't drop them if you run out of ammo? Just go to a crown vault or something
>>128570553
No, because there's a solid chance you'll run into one and then get your Ultra
You have to ditch it by 5-2 or pass up on a sick weapon
>>128567883
Oh, how come anon? And you could just send them a message via tumblr.
>>128570653
go into a crown vault, dummy
>>128570867
Nigga, that's what I SAID
>>128570653
then call me a madman
Quick give me your best robot images
>>128571416
>>128571256
and apparently that skips the throne 2 fight
jesus christ who is this sperglord
I ran out of ammo and it really sucked. How do I ensure that this never happens again?
>>128571797
Take two weapons of the same ammo type
>>128571796
me desu
>>128571857
>going on the steam forums
>>128571796
>Look I visit 4chan!
For fuck sakes
>>128571942
>going anywhere
>>128571796
Would anyone be interested in an /ntg/ steam group?
It'll be good for when dailies come back, we can compare our shit scores.
>>128571796
>Widow Peak
Any streams? I wanna watch while I eat
>>128571796
What an utter faggot.
>>128572670
Didn't mean to reply to anyone.
>>128572670
sure
>>128571796
I was just bored since the site was down please don't hit me.
>>128572670
I think we should stick to the generals. Us all being anonymous makes us equal here, if you add in steam profiles and names to the mix, it'll just make people start giving importance over others.Or telling who's the retard who said that stupid thing that one time.
>>128573026
>teehee I go on 4chan let's let everyone know
Faggot.
>>128573101
That's fair.
nuclear dog - 1
popo whore - 0
>>128572760
I'd love to stream, but my upload speed is fucked up so I'd pretty much just be streaming the buffering icon ;_;
>>128571796
jesus christ
>>128573219
>>128572015
the 1st rule of 4chan is kill yourself
Sup?
>>128575442
https://youtu.be/I9_6IcOxTKk?t=92
2ez
>>128575747
>Crystal
Yea, no wonder it was ez
>>128575747
i fucking love tam's voice
>>128575747
don't know why but always when i hear SLEEPCYCLES i think he is a massive jerk.
>>128575747
damn Crystal doesn't even need hammerhead
>Lil' Hunter pops in 5 3
>Kill him and his cronies but end up using literally all the ammo I had
>get gang banged by wolf and yeti
This was the best run I had ;_;
Auto shotgun or Plasma cannon?for the throne I mean
>>128575747
>>128575747
Holy shit, I thought the moving crystal ultra mutation made you move slowly.
>>128576504
plasma cannon
time for meme
>>128568627
You can't hurt me popo
I think chicken is feeling a little morose.
>>128578473
goddamn play crystal and loop as her already
i got lazy with the last panel, sorry
>cursed caves are great for rads they said
>almost the entire floor is covered in cobwebs
>can't pick up rads that drop because I'm too slow
>teleporting crystals
>the big cursed chest is shit
>I make it out of there with a cursed smart gun and an auto shotgun only gaining one level
>die on 1-2
I think I've been getting progressively WORSE since I started
Is this normal
>>128578989
Yeah, that shit happens sometimes.
On my very first run I got to 3-1 and now I sometimes die at 1-2.
>>128578989
just relax anon
>>128578701
Anon, that is absolutely magnificent. How did you make my scraps look like pure art!?
>>128575747
>he actually got the Juggernaut ultra
Ok, I have to admit this guy knows very well what is he doing.
I always see people bashing on that ultra.
I think it's because they didn't even tried the "t2ez4me character" and instantly assume more HP is better than being able to shoot and go back into cover completely safe or/and reposition yourself through a bullet sea when cornered.
Seriously, Juggernaut is surprisingly good.
>>128578989
I remember when that sometimes happened to me on dailies
Was embarrassing to know that my friends who play Nuclear Throne saw that score
>>128579461
i'm glad you like it, anon-kun. i might do a couple more, but, for now i'm gonna go nap or something.
Plasma rifle, double flame shotgun, or hyper rifle?
>>128578989
If your play is getting really bad, you should take a break from the game.
Maybe it's just me, but the more I die in this game, the more frustrated I get and the more I start rushing and making shitty mistakes, meaning I die more. It's a vicious cycle and stopping for a bit helps me recalibrate.
What the hell? I've clocked 100 hours in this game for the past 2 weeks and i never knew this general existed until now? God damn. Guys fill me in on the cancer goin on here
>>128580208
Well we have Chicken Butts.
>>128580208
Well some guy drew chicken's butt.
That's all I can remember.
I can't focus on anything else.
>>128578989
I tend to play pretty recklessly until I get to the crystal caverns so I get some deaths on early levels.
>>128579675
Yeah sure, but hey when you get back, do you have a tumblr or something I can contact you on?
>>128580208
There are waifufags and other drawfags.
We also have a comic anon, but he's not cancer, he's good.
http://imgur.com/a/XnvcF
>>128580208
There is none, it seems the general is still young enough that people actually discuss the game instead of shitposting.
>>128580208
standard issue /vg/ autism but some good webms here and there
>>128580419
i don't, you can add my steam though if you want. /id/ghostlyvillain
>>128580208
As a follow up question:
On a scale of fnaf to dark souls what's the "skill standard" here?
>Haven't played since super early beta days
>Get back into it about 2-3 days ago
>Getting that first seat on the throne in so damn long
Feels amazing, shame I bumped it in my hype and ended it right then and there, at least we rogue now.
>>128581101
you will die more and faster than dark souls and probably won't ever reach the throne
Am I the only one who wants to fucking get up and flex really hard when I hear the hammer head sound effect when you get it?
>cursed caves
>no extra feet
what a death sentence
>>128582181
wat
>>128581101
There is none. We have people who post excitedly after reaching Lil' Hunter and we have people who can triple loop without breaking too much of a sweat. There's not really an established level.
>>128582304
cursed crystal caves has spider webs all over the fucking place
it makes getting away from the splitting spiders and teleporting crystals very hard, unless you have extra feet
>>128568771
Pro tip, turn of boss intros, and if you refuse to do so, don't click during them. I always crashed in that intro.
Does Plant's throne butt work on the throne generators?
>>128582642
It doesn't work with props.
>>128581946
>mfw Hammerhead was considered shit on /indie/
>mfw it became a meme to call Hammerhead the best mutation
>mfw it's actually fucking great
>mfw Hammerhead became a widely acclaimed mutation even after /ntg/ was born
Why is Hammerhead such a great mutation?
>>128582725
Shit spawn? *hammer heads*. Good spawn.
>>128582725
I actually started that by genuinely saying it's great, since some guy called it shit.
>>128560523
Why is it raining? Does the crown have something to do with this?
>>128582886
>*action*
>>>/r/eddit
My best run ended by crown of hatred. I feel so dumb.
>have 6 HP
>wolf charges
>super bazooka him point blank
>die even though I had boiling veins
Having trouble unlocking post-loop crowns. Usually end up being carried by golden splinter gun, any advice?
>>128583278
you can go to IDPD HQ as early as 1-3, beating the chief is much shorter than going to the throne.
noob here
is the eraser any good?
>>128583802
It's top-tier.
Which Eyes ultra do I take?
>>128584103
Monster style.
Projectile style fucks you up if you use guns, however, unless you're pure melee, take that instead.
>>128584103
Projectile Style
always
>>128584103
projectyle style is gimmicky garbage. it's good with like three guns and nothing else
>>128583209
The explosion took you down to 4HP, and the Wolf's attack fucked you over.
On that note, stay the fuck away from Wolves, they'll make you eat shit and laugh at you.
>>128584103
monster style
>>128584303
>>128584249
>>128584437
Died to a frog in 2-1. Thanks for the advice fellas, I got crown of haste atleast.
>>128584437
Which guns?
>when throne dies under literally 10 seconds
I didn't even want to loop, just unlock the crown.
>>128585141
I know super plasma cannon, but that's all.
never 5get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxDUZl_F4o
guys i am at throne with rebel, went through oasis so i have shit mutations. do i summon faggots to fight throne or not worth it? (no throne butt)
How do I git gud with rebel
>Pop Pop blasts me back into a throne bullet when it's dying
>>128585282
>super plasma cannon
the only thing that projectile style would theoretically be good for is firing off multiple shots at once and the spc has a 8.5 second cooldown time, not to mention firing it just once lags the game to shit and will kill just about everythingit touches.
>>128585543
please BRAAAPP responsibly
damn i used up all my mojo for plant B skin today... long losing streak now...
>Getting a spamming shield heavy cop
>Hotline Miami music + Nuclear Throne
I know the former is a bit overrated but holy fuck does it fit with this game.
>>128502039
is it just me or does the icon look like breasts
>breasts on eyes
>>128516446
sick
When will they fix shit ultras?
steroids ultras suck
robot ultras suck
eyes ultras suck
frog ultras suck
>>128512510
>not even telekinesis
I am in awe
who here /goingtohavetotakebreakbecausedragon'sdogma/ tomorrow
>>128587071
>tfw listening to Knock Knock while fighting the IDPD captain
>>128587071
I love the Ping Pong soundtrack with this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTiOhl6gRtg
>>128587804
Holy shit, I almost forgot about that.
>>128587852
This cartoon was good.
>>128587804
me desu
>tfw darkest dungeon coming out soon too
I sure do love getting all the mutations in the world, and dying to fucking little hunter with a revolver and a machinegun
Good Morning /ntg/
>>128588101
go back to bed aussie
>>128588089
You really don't have to take the bullet weapon thing seriously, anon. It's really only if you manage to get something like dual hyper rifle or dual smart gun.
>>128588221
the thing is I still got shit weapons the entire run, the highest level weapon I got was a Flare gun,and I had to make with what was got.
>>128588476
Try to make due with weapons like Grenade Launchers and Wrenches. Pretty much anything is better than a Machine Gun, especially as Steroids (since the point of using one becomes moot if you have a revolver)
>>128587852Mock pls
>beat big dog
>feelin good
>go to shovel a crystal
>doesn't die in one hit
>contact damages me to death
I swear the transition levels are the fucking worst
If you go for melting's b skin, does it still count if you loop?
>>128589002
Too used to having Scary Face in the Caves, anon?
Is it possible to reach the throne with nothing but a revolver and a 1-? weapon?
Mom is hadest boss do you agree with this?
>>128589157
Any weapon can take you to the throne if you're good enough, anon. Better weapons just make it easier.
Waaaaaaay easier. Though Rogue's Rifle is viable for a long way into the game.
>>128589159
>what did he meme by this?
>>128589085
nigga I'm cursed, I get scarier face and throne butt back to back then die because a rat ran around a corner. Every single fucking time
i am close to murdering someone, i am running this piece of shit rebel all the time and every time i get to throne but with shit weapons. fuck you RNG fuck you fuck you fuck you. I JUST NEED ONE LOOP FOR FISH SKIN AAAAAAA
>>128582181
>wasting a mutation just for a level
Literally Last Wish material, Anon.
>>128589916
i don't know anon, i actually really like the extra speed, and have felt that it has saved my life outside of the caves more than a few times
and there's nothing wrong with taking last wish before 5-1 if you're planning to go to the jungle since it'll get replaced anyway
>>128589506
That's why I always try to bring a shotgun or melee to the Sewers. A crossbow'll usually get you through the Caves no trouble if you're careful, and for the Labs you just need something that shoots fast.
>>128582475
Or unless you're playing a character that can roll.
>>128590603
REMOVE EX-POPO
I don't know shit.
>>128591726
Bruh, you're got Rabbit Paw
Go Second Stomach
>>128591726
second stomach
>>128591726
Second Stomach is a choice you can't go wrong with, but Throne Butt might be better - depends entirely on which character you're playing. Who is it?
>>128591861
Looks like he's playing Rebel, in which case Second Stomach becomes even more important.
I hate how that black splatter doesn't go away if you move your mouse away.
who /streaming/ here right now
>>128592074
If it's Rebel then yeah, you definitely want Second Stomach over Throne Butt. It and Scarier Face are ones you should pick up if you can, though.
Anyone here wants to request a drawing?
>>128592370
You get a chunk of your hp back at the beginning of every level. Throne Butt would be a better option, unless you're liberal with the use of your boys.
>>128592503
Plant running on a hamster wheel
>>128592503
Rogue in a maid outfit
>>128592503
YV making Rogue smoke her first blunt
which one do i pick /ntg/
I wonder what she's watching.
>>128592839
Bloodlust. No question.
>>128592839
Long arms.bloodlust
>>128592839
Nigga, just pick yourself, we don't 100 of these every thread
I'll spoil you ONCE because Impact Wrists is a winner in loops
>>128592945
turn down your screenshake
>>128592839
bloodlust, dumbo
is there any way i can play previous updates? i want to experience multiple crowns again
>>128592945
Television intensifies
>tfw Plant is the most underrated mutant
Am i the only Plantfag here?
gib B-skin...
>>128593741
I like him a lot, he's really fun todraw.He's just not my main.
>>128593741
I didn't use Plant often, but recently, for the short time I did, I learned he was an absolute fucking monster when sent out to fuck shit up and it's so easy reaching the throne as him.
>throne fight
>no boling veins cause throne so fuck it
>grenade shotgun easy win
>nuked generators, now throne and gg
>released guardian teleports righ in front of my face the second i shoot
>die
why teleporting directly on or next to player is allowed?
>>128594640
It's not fair, it's not right
Gun God almighty.
There is a new WR.
twitch tv / xredjunglefowl / v / 35468747
>>128593741
I don't play as him often, but I acknowledge his position as one of the best characters in the game.
Orange crystal guys instant kill you by touching?
>>128595469
yes
they're very sharp
>>128595469
All crystals spaghettify you on contact.
>>128595519
>Very sharp
Understatement, according to the dev when you touch them you are divided into multiple dimensions.
>>128593741
>drm uplay required
hahahaha
>>128595223
>>128593741
I use plant because snares make it easier to funnel enemies
Frozen City is cake if you're plant, snare a corner and let the snowbots run right into it for free kills
When you die, you, the player, switches over to another universe and follows that universe's mutant, right? There's only one I.D.P.D. dimension, right? Then why is it that you can loop until you get I.D.P.D. freaks, which signifies that the I.D.P.D. dimension was destroyed, then die and see normal I.D.P.D. guys again? The I.D.P.D. dimension was fucked up, which produced the freaks, yet when you swap to a new multiverse, there are normal I.D.P.D. police again.
I submit, here and now, that the I.D.P.D. headquarters are not in the only dimension that didn't get nuked, but rather that there are multiple I.D.P.D. HQ. Expecting one dimension to keep track of quite literally infinite others is preposterous. The I.D.P.D. HQ is most likely off planet, or on the moon, and the inter-dimensional part of their name comes from the fact that the I.D.P.D. in every universe co-operate to control the destroyed earth.
Anything I might have missed in my thought process?
>>128596268
So there is no dimension that didn't get destroyed and the I.D.P.D. are actually on the moon and there are multiple captains, one in each universe?
>>128595223
>that fps lag
jesus
this game really wasnt meant to be played past like the second loop
>>128587071
>Friend gifted me the Metal Slug Soundbox ages ago
>A month after playing Nuclear Throne decided to do a music mod using MS.
>The songs carried me all the way to the Captain's chair.
>mfw
Might upload the tracks if anyone's interested
HEY GUYS WHAT MUTATION DO I TAKE
>>128596832
5
don't you dare pick anything other than 5
if you say anything other than 5 you are autismal bich fagot
>>128596813
Please do, Metal Slug is my shit nigga
>>128596832
Heh
>>128596268
>>128596393
This. Everyone always assumes there are multiple IDPD's but if they're multidimensional police trying to protect their specific universe you'd think they'd have somehow made themselves a singular unique outlier within the multiverse. They probably spend their time putting down the many variants of the mutants that get close to the throne. I'd like to imagine that scenarios in which you fight the captain are unique one time occurrences where the mutants were just too hot to handle. That and the eventual corruption into IDPD Freaks as a result of looping.
>>128596832
kek
>>128596268
Except the devs confirmed the I.D.P.D. are their own dimension
But you do raise some interesting points, I don't know why the freaks appear and then later the normal I.D.P.D. re-appear.
What are your favorite B skins?
Eyes and Horror are my favorites, Rebel would be in that tie if she kept the hood up the entire time
Thanks, Gun God
>golden nuke launcher
i did it lads
>>128597158
But the fact that freaks appear and then turn back to normal IDPD proves that there must be multiple instances of IDPD HQ
>>128549868
>>128597492
the devs said there's one IDPD universe
your theory is invalid ripit's interesting tho
>>128597180
I have a theory
>You start getting too strong, so they start looking for units that dealt with mutants better than the Elite Grunts/Inspectors/Shielders
>All they had left were some mutated grunts
>>128551556
Every word is a made up nothingword.
Do you think language just magic'd itself into existence? It's literally just a string of noises that our brains attach meaning to.
>>128597492
Maybe the previous statement of a large branched out coalition of various IDPD's working together is the case. Imagine that. It's an all out war between a band of mutants and their multidimensional variants against a Police Force that works with itself to protect every instance of it and it's universe.
>Getting phoned in from the Captain Council that Captain #54872 has bit the dust
>Having to send troops to IDPD HQ #23024 to exterminate mutated Freaks and stopping contamination spread
>Going to meetings with fuck ton of iterations of yourself
>Glaring at every instance of IDPD that keeps Rogue around despite being on the Multidimensional Wanted List
>Making sure not get your Lil Hunter stranded in the middle of a frozen wasteland so your Rogue doesn't go Rogue.
>>128597492
What if your universe becomes so corrupted after three loops, the IDPD turn into freaks in the process of going to your world?
>>128598191
I like this idea better than the normal IDPD universe thing
infinite cops versus infinite mutants in a battle for earth is cooler than 'cops in high tower take potshots at infinity'
>>128597492
i like to think that the I.D.P.D. starts sending freaks after you to prevent the further loss of elites
i mean, for all we know they could just hunt down any deserters, hop them up on radiation as punishment, and send them in to deal with you
hell, maybe they have a way of bringing corpses back to life with radiation as to not expend any more valuable men when it's not working
>>128598863
Except they also blow up the vans
Has anyone ever tested if it's possible to use plant's snare to enter the IDPD headquarters AFTER they become freaks and see what's going on over there?
>>128599141
>Except they also blow up the vans
i'm just trying to come up with an explanation based off of the developer's words
since multiverse theory cannot be true, how else would you explain it?
>>128599141
I wanna imagine they are essentially sending van sized bombs after the mutants. Trying to get rid of the mutated while at the same time throwing an obstacle in the mutant's faces.
>>128594706
fine meme sir
quick
you get tofugone of the mutantswhat mutation do you give them to make it more enjoyable
>>128600126
Rebel. Boiling Veins.
>>128600126
>He says this in the same game with Throne Butt
>>128600126
Why would you pick any mutation other than throne butt-
>>128600328
Oh, I mean if you want it to be warmer I guess
>>128600126
I don't WANT to fug a mutant, I'd probably get radiation poisoning and die.
>>128600126
Chicken
Throne Butt
Waaay too fucking easy, m8.
>>128600126
YV
long arms
>>128600126
>Crystal
>Bloodlust
>>128600587
Good taste
>>128600475
aw fug
>>128600126
Eyes
Plutonium HungerHungry for the D
>>128601079
Your dick's radioactive?I'm so sorry anon.
>>128601079
He has no mouth
Are you in some sort of orgasm denial thing
>>128601265
he tried to fuck horror
>>128600398
Can you imagine how hot it would be?
>>128601265
>post-apocalypse
>not having a rad dick
>>128601329
But Eyes would try so hard to please you when they can't. That's the hot part.
>>128601329
Where there's a will, anon.
Has anyone here actually played Wasteland Kings?
It's pretty neat seeing Nuclear Throne back when it looked like a high school project.
>>128601604
I'd honestly prefer chilly sex, anon.
Also Rebel isn't my waifu but she's the closest I have.
>>128601824
Why
>>128600126
MeltingDetachment Ultra
What's your favorite mutation loadout /ntg/?
newfag question here
do you guys play Weekly or Daily?
>>128593741
Plant was the first character I mained and the first character I beat the Throne with. I don't play him nearly as often anymore but he will always hold a special place in my heart.
>>128600126
rogue throne butt obv
>>128604404
Dailies and weeklies are fucked right now, the scores don't upload.
>>128604404
not while they're broken.
>Going for Melting B skin
>Lil hunter spawns right on top of me and I die to the fire
FUCKING FINALLY GOT TO THE FUCKING THRONE THEN DIED TO THAT FUCKING LASER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New thread
>>128605068
>>128605068
>>128605068
Whenever you're ready.
>>128605146
RHAĆVE'SHO......
>>128605146
>wow I wonder what that green circle is
>I wonder why it's in front of the long red carpet
>maybe I should stand in front of it!!!
The fact that people STILL die to that laser baffles me.
>>128605368
IT WASN'T THE FIRST ONE IT WAS ONE THAT WAS OFF THE SCREEN