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ice ice baby edition

Previous thread:>>126977682

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chara

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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1st for cute
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nth for smol kisses.
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Reminder to keep your goat warm this winter.
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First for fishwaifu
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>tfw just finished tapping to the mommyposting earlier and I feel really dirty and guilty
>tfw now just want to go to bed imagining non-lewd bedtime snuggles with the goat mom but feel guilty and like I don't deserve it

I'm sorry Toriel
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>tfw no tra la la bf/gf
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Xth for Trashwaifu
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Xth for robot thighs
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Can we impregnate the donut yet?
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nth for crackships
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What the fuck is the source on this image in this thumbnail?
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reminder
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>>127001853
10th for sad Asgore.
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Lizard really had the happiest ending and deserved it the least
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nth for all the Charas
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post the cutest undertale image you have
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>>127001981
You missed the key part in any pyro fanart.
The goat isn't on fire in the pic.
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>>127001853
I don't know who keeps track of this shit but the "Fan Games" pastebin has been removed

Hopefully someone will notice this post between all the "xth for faggotry"
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>>127001970
nth for smol puzzles
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xth for a lull in goatposting
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updated
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>>127002074
I deserve it more.
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Xth for IT'S ALMOST 2016 MY BEAUTIES, ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEW YEARS SPECIAL?
>>127002034
DAMN STRAIGHT!
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>>127002059
Stop posting Alphys, you have a fish that loves you and wants you to feel better about yourself.
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>>127002059
I like Undyne and Lizard both. Where does this put me?
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>>127002125
smol skellys are the best.
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>>127002059
>Asriel listed twice on the top and the bottom
>Asgore "If They're Under 12, Send Them To Hell" Dreemurr not on the bottom

eh
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>>127002059
why do people dislike the lizard and robit part of the game?
also fuck these fucking street signs jesus christ
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Goodnight, /utg/. Take care of this flower. I'll be back to pick him up in the morning.
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>>127002120
>Hopefully someone will notice this post between all the "xth for faggotry"

are you okay, anon?

take a deep breath and post the pastebin, I'm sure the next OP will remember it
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>>127002127
I want to do unspeakable things to that goat, including kissing and holding hands
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>>127002151
Whoa!
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Remember guys. Cool dudes don't get horny.
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>>127002253
Goodnight! I'll sodomize that flower!
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nth for MORE MOM
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>>127002008
Why? She knows you have urges. Mommy does too
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>>127002098
I'll try
>>127002125
Dude, if you're the one who draws those, you need to draw more
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>>127002161
i'm going to have to do this with every enemy in the game.
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>>127002235
I don't know why it became so widespread but I'm glad it did
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>>127002253
SOMEONE SET IT ON FIRE.
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>>127002250
People probably dislike lizard because she reminds them of their current situation in reality.

I'm not sure what anyone has against mettaton.
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>>127002253
sleep well
i'll do my best, anon. just for you.
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post bob.
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>>127002253
Why is Flowey so perfect?
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>>127002253
Someone get the hose and pump him up until he's a sloshy waterballoon of a flower
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>>127002265
You monster! That's the worst thing since gentle cuddles and comforting hugs!
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>>127002347
Envious because he's perfect speaking as a Chara and Sansfag
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>>127002347
>alphys reminds me of real life
>burgerpants reminds me of real life
>blooky reminds me of real life
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>>127002317
Nah, while I have drawfagged for this place I'm not the artist of those, pic related is me.
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>>127002374
>Not "Hi. I'm Bob."

RUINED
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Ghosts are disgusting unintelligent country folk who marry their cousin.
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>>127002034
>you will never leak Mettaton's sex tape on the undernet
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>>127002098
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>>127002250
I figure it's mostly lizard loathing. I loved all the Mettaton stuff personally, and though Alphys's messages get a little annoying if you end up going through it multiple times, they're not a huge timesink or anything.
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>>127002098
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>>127002432
what is the appeal of chara over frisk? i genuinely dont understand
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>>127002460
Holy shit, that's cute
hey, if you're taking requests
Could you draw Woshua giving a bat to a Temmie and/or a bunch of Pocket Gasters?
I can pay in shitty Pocket Gasters
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>>127002312
But...do you think we could just we could really just go back to cute and loving and caring and happy even after doing lewd things? I just feel really dirty and like I did a bad thing
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>>127002507
>Shield
Holy fuck, how come so many people get this wrong

>>127002570
Frisk's design isn't as cute to some people. I like Frisk, but I prefer Chara's colors and face. Even though I'm not a fan of green, it goes great with yellow and brown
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>>127002421
you monster
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Here's that candle lighting.
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>>127002570
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>>127002570
Do I really need to spell it out?
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someone mentioned a fic dealing with asriel getting jealous of frisk hanging out with mk more last thread.
this interests me. does anyone have a link?
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>>127002151
Remember they exist
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>>127002203
What do you think about this?
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>>127002460
Draw me crossover art of Woshua and Yannie the janitor.
If you don't know who that is or why it works, nevermind.
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>>127002570
Some people have a fetish for dominance, some subscribe to Narrator Chara, some just think they're cuter. It's different for everyone.
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>>127002301
more mom, you say?
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>>127002030
Is it a man? Is it a woman? Does it matter?
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>>127002340
There will never be enough smol
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>>127002663
thank you! i really like it
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>>127002507
I think I can genuinely say that these are my favorite undertale fanart. They are great. Plus, I just love seeing scenes from the game instead of fancreated scenarios.
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>>127002634
I think she only says it's a spear if you do the whole 'intentionally tanking hits' thing? I could be wrong.

It annoys me a lot too though.
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>>127002679
>imblying it isn't the other way around
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>>127002570
Objectively shit taste.
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Toriel "It's okay to act like this, Anon. I know you're still a little boy at heart, and that's one of the things I love about you." Dreemurr
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>>127002694
I THINK IT'S JUST PROPOGANDA I SEND OUT TO INCREASE RATINGS!
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>>127002250
I like Alphys alright but the puzzles and her constant messages in Hotland, while fun the first time, got boring and repetitive on repeat playthroughs, so it's a chore to go through. Whereas with Snowdin and Waterfall it's pretty easy to blitz through once you've done it the first time and know how to solve the puzzles.
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>>127002821
thats an awesome fcuking animation
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>>127002723
well.. yes. yeah. i said that. let's make it happen.
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>>127002689
Who exists anon
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>>127002694
>Missing a HAS SCIENCE GONE TO FAR joke that obvious.
I am disappoint.
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>>127002821
She does, but it's kind of an important thing between being right and wrong. Doesn't the Wiki mention it at all?

>>127002857
I'm tempted to do constant Genocide runs from now on just so I don't have to deal with Hotlands anymore
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>>127002460
Draw something involving Woshua and canned peaches.
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>>127002854
Will you ever create MTT brand body pillows
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>>127002507
every goddamn time

VEGETOIDS
FOR
EYES

if I saw that for real I would probably never have anything but nightmares ever again
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Would you bully a ghost?
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>>127002843
This is fucking amazing, is there more?
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>>127002843
https://soundcloud.com/lumisau/love-triangle
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Reminder that this is happening
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>>127002852
Anon "manchild fetishist and enabler" ymous
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>>127002993
Please show some respect for Snowdrakes mom, she just loves her son
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>>127002857
Waterfall was probably my biggest hurdle on subsequent playthroughs, but I can see an argument for either. I would probably hate Hotland too if I didn't love all of the Mettaton junk. And Alphys in general.
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>>127002708
Dexter's Lab was the fucking shit. Glad Tartakovsky's coming back with new Samurai Jack.

>>127002663
Cute! Do you have a website or anything where you post all your art? I think you also drew the crying Papyrus one. I really like your art style.
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>>127003031
I forgot about this. Cut it OUT FUCK RAAAAAAGH
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>>127003031
This is why indie games getting popular is a bad thing.
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>>127002570
I mean, both Chara and Frisk are blank slates and you can have almost any headcanon about them, but Frisk seems too perfect to me. The whole pacifist thing is extremely improbable and Chara is much more real character in my opinion.
Of course, as I said, headcanons play a big role in all this.
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@127003031
Reminder not to give (You)s
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Reminder to only sexualize older Az.
Shotegote is not for sexual.
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>>127003054
A bit too much, some would say
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>>127002843
Monster kid >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Asriel
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>>127003028
Those voices are awesome but holy fuck that is some cringe dialogue
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>>127002843
no no no
monster kid cant be a bully
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>>127002250
Mettaton is amazing

Alphys JUST WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT
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>>127003009
no

I would call the ghostbusters to kill that abomination once and for all though
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So cute then that ending stabs you in the heart
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>>127003054
I've got a pretty steely stomach, but I can only imagine seeing her and then immediately turning to projectile vomit
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>>127002675
give me that
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>>127003127
Your brain is a blank slate you shitlord.
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>>127003069
I think what made Waterfall drag for me was all the cutscenes and scripted events. At least for Snowdin it was mostly dialogue so I could mash my way through everything.
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>>127003115
You faggots had a hand in making it popular.
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>>127003192
Why do you hate ghosts?
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>>127002984
FOR ONLY 450G, YOU COULD BE THE PROUD OWNER OF A METTATON™ BRAND 'METTAPLUSH™'! Wish I had a matching picture. And why must you drag me back into character, I was finally free. I just wanted to say happy new year and sleep ;-;
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Alone again on New Years Eve?

That's ok, same here
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>>127003094
Dexter's lab was awesome.
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>>127003031
>Heterosexual relationships
i think they missed the point of the game
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>>127003196
>Asriel as a normal college kid

Thats fucking awesome

I never had childhood friends and it makes me insanely jealous. Good VA though.
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>>127003031
For what purpose when we already have the comic
https://e621.net/pool/show/7416
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>>127003094
I don't really upload anything new to my site so, I'd like to stay Anonymous.
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Remember when I said I was almost done Installing Skyrim, And someone Suggested me to make Burgerpants?

Well here it is.

It looks nothing like burgerpants
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>>127003239
pls no bully
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>>127003131
tr8-tr
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>>127003196
>you never got to marry your childhood friend
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>>127003031
...do I even want to know what this is, or is just going to want to make me drink more?
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>>127003045
Are there people with actual fetishes for manchildren? Not being a manchild, but attracted to manchildren?
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can someone re-explain the whole frisk/chara/ and asriel/flowey deal?
i dont fully understand who's who and what's what. the part where undyne makes you fall and then (asriel??) finds you, does time pass between then and the rest of the game? and all those films in the true lab?
i have lost myself
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>>127003336
I swear Im going to blow a fucking liter of cum when he finally gets to fucking the gotemom
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>humans cant use magic
except for, i dunno
the giant magic barrier that has trapped you all underground for eons
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>people still talk about this stupid meme game

l m a o
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>>127002161
i wish i knew what reaper bird's said

i can only make out "impossible to understand" and "actually speaks english kinda"
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>>127003243
yeah, most of the stuff in snowdin is either optional dialogue, skippable dialogue, or has multiple ways through it, waterfall makes you go through one way

hotland has kind of the same problem but at least the mettaton stuff has multiple outcomes
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>>127003423
It's basically a bootleg. Ignore it.
That or it's a parody/satire.
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>>127003365
stop bullying my brain
>>127003424
sugar mommas/boytoys?
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>>127002404
>>127002341
>>127002253
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>>127003489
>t looks nothing like burgerpant
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>>127003489
Not gonna a lie. I want to duel that skeleton.
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>>127003424
Retard moé is a thing for girls, I don't see why it can't go both ways
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>>127003306
we have each other, anon
>>127003364
i recognize him
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>>127003320
They are trying to bring this game back to the light of Jesus
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>>127003434
Okay.
Basically at the beginning of the game you name Chara, the first human that fell into the underground many years before the actual game.
But you play as Frisk, and some form of Chara's spirit/consciousness/whatever is with Frisk, as indicated by the waterfall flashback and the death screen.
The part you described is Frisk being unconscious because of the fall and having a flashback of Chara's fall when Asriel found them.
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/fit/ reporting in.
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>>127003572
was that show shit or am i just not a big enough weeb to enjoy it?
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>>127003489
>no Asriel
>no Flowey
>no Snowdrake
What the fuck man?
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>>127002624
>a bat
TCHWIIINK
[peper steak blares]
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>>127003527
A+
But who is the winner?
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>>127003434
Did you just beat the game?
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I want a cute anon to gently play with my dick
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>>127003701
The first season was mildly enjoyable but not really satisfying
The second season was absolute trash
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>>127003593
>asriel listening to alex jones
>asriel yelling about how frisk is trying to make the world gay
>asriel being rude to alphys because he views her as a government lizard person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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Would you guys ever consider getting an undertale related tattoo?
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>>127002993
>vegetoids for eyes
STOP THIS MEME
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>>127003835
If I got every tattoo I've ever 'considered', I'd be covered full of regret.
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>>127003835
I'd get a tiny nervous Alphys face right above my cock.
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>>127003835
>tattoos
Filthy
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>>127003835
Small delta rune on the upper pectoral

but not any fucking words, holy shit thats cringe
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>>127003835
No, or maybe if it was something very subtle that I can say is something else when people asks about it
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>>127003808
how about i stick a glass rod up your urethra and then stomp on it?
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>>127003728
DOGGO!
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>>127003970
Chara, stop bullying Anon's dick.
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>>127003682
>But you play as Frisk, and some form of Chara's spirit/consciousness/whatever is with Frisk, as indicated by the waterfall flashback and the death screen.
Also sleeping in Toriel's home when she's destroying the exit, you get a message to move on similar to the game over screen, and the flashback when you need to save Asriel and suddenly understand.
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>>127003835
I've seen worse
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>>127003686
is that board any good at helping lose weight or is it just memes
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>>127002624
Here you go, I think I understand this request about as much as Woshua does but it was cute!

>>127002708
>>127002974
These are good but I've got to head out for now, I'll draw them later.
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>>127002098
I have a lot of cute Frisk or baby bones stuff so it's hard to choose just one.
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>>127003686
What in the hell is going on with that tea kettle?
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>>127003970
I said gently
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>>127004031
A BATH YOU FOOL
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>>127003835
>>127004014
What in the fuck. Why do people get words on their body? fuckign cringey shit.
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>>127003987
You stop that shit right now.
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>>127004031
Annnnd saved.
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>>127004085
*gently stomp
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>>127003835
maybe one of the delta rune, it's minimal and is artistic
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good thing there has not been any woshua posters...

wait, i just summoned them.
DAMMIT!
Better Post Something so filthy that they will go away.
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>>127004126
If it doesn't break I wouldn't mind
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>>127004142
*autistic
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>>127004031
Goddamnit, this is why should read what i write
i meant to say Bath
Still, 10/10
Think you could still do the bath one?
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why the fuck did this trigger me to hell and back
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>>127004014
>that font
NO
I WILL NOT LET THIS RUIN THE BEST LINE OF THE GAME FOR ME
>>
What are,

>two characters you like seeing posted in the thread
>two characters you don't like seeing posted in the thread
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>>127003813
>And now they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson
>Or looking up to Nicola Tesla
>Or looking up to, to Magellan
>I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot COOLER than FRISK
>HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED, WITH ONE SHIP, THE ENTIRE PLANET
>HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL
>AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WAS ONLY LIKE 11 PEOPLE ALIVE
>OF THE 200 SOMETHING CREW
>AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATERLINE
>THAT'S DESTINY! THAT'S WILL! THAT'S STRIVING, THAT'S BEING A TRAILBLAZER! AN EXPLORER!
>GOING INTO SPACE! MATHMATICS! QUANTUM MECHANICS! THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
>IT'S ALL THERE! LIFE IS FIERY WITH ITS BEAUTY, ITS INCREDIBLE DETAIL, TUNING INTO IT
>THEY WANT TO SHUTTER YOUR MIND. TALKNG ABOUT. FRISK DREEMURR.
>IT'S PURE EVIL
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>>127003835
>not putting that quote right above the genitals

if you're gonna get a shitty tattoo like that, at least get it in a place that's funny
>>
Can we get some Tsundeplane up in here?
>>
Watering Flowey until he's so full he can barely move!
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>>127004263
because you're easily triggered

man up senpai
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>>127004004
>Also sleeping in Toriel's home when she's destroying the exit, you get a message to move on similar to the game over screen, and the flashback when you need to save Asriel and suddenly understand.
I didn't know this.
Is that the webm?
>>
I'm going to bed, /utg/, so please refrain from doing any comfy goatposting until I return.

if you must, please include "comfy goatposting" in your post so I can easily find it

Goodnight
>>
>>127004263
god alphys looks so fucking dumb in that picture
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>>127004268
Chara and Sans
Nobody because I don't dislike characters, only when posters dislike characters
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>>127004263
Why does this keep getting posted?, and why does people still give it (you)s?
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>>127004352
YES
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>>127004014
>>127003835
It begins
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>>127004090
>>127004241
I had an inkling that might have been what you meant, but sure! I'll do a proper bath one later.

It was either going to be that or a bat as in the animal.
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>>127004263
this gets posted multiple times a day, anon, we're done getting triggered by it

have some slightly less common autism
>>
>>127004215
at least when a random dude sees it they won't think anything of it, if one of you guys see it you'll recognize it
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>>127004380
sleep well friend
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>>127004421
the fucking checker belt makes it for me
>>
>>127004268
I like seeing new art of every character.

I dislike seeing the same images posted literally five threads in a row. Every characterposter has there moments of this but Charafags and Asrielfags are the worst offenders.
>>
>>127004380
Comfy goatposting.
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>>127004365
The webm is what happens during Asriel's fight and see those memories of Chara falling down and being saved by Asriel.

The message for trying to sleep and failing is basically the game over screen or something. Surely you recognize the webm from the fight?
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>>127004263
>tumblr filename
As the one who slapped the text onto the picture to get more (you)s, I'm fucking proud
>>
>>127004475
But what if people asks about it? WHAT IF THEY ASK ABOUT IT?
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>>127004421
did toby really work on homestuck?
what is homestuck?
do i have to read homestuck now?
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>>127004473
>Toriel and Asgore
>not cis
how do you even rangle that
>>
>>127004618
Yes, bad webcomic, no.
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>>127004263
>transmac
I guess I'm more of a cis PC.
>>
>>127004580
"it's from a video game"
>>
what's this i keep hearing about kekked peaches?
>>
>>127004268
>Chara and Papyrus
>lewd Chara and Mejic in general
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>>127004618
He did some music. Megalovania was featured in Homestuck (though it originated in an Earthbound hack he did).
>>
>>127004618
>Yes
>some kind of webcomic thing
>No
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>>127004475
idk senpai I think tattoos are just autistic in general

case in point my dad has one, he's a bit of a hothead but he's cool
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>>127004550
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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>>127004473
>>autistic
at least he, excuse me, they knows some things
>>
i want to stick my banana up tsundeplane's exhaust
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>>127004473
>STOP HAVING OPINIONS DIFFERENT FROM MY OWN

And this is why people hate tumblr
I don't really give a fuck if you think that the characters are nonbinary, transgender, pansexual, psuedosexual, transbender, or whatever the fuck but people like this who think their headcanons are absolute fact are just fucking dumb as hell.
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>>127004618
read it until the grey things with colorful horns are seen on-screen
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>>127004473
>autistic
Please god end this horrible nightmare.
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>>127004690
Anon's kekked peaches look rotten..
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>>127004519
This guy understands.

I try to avoid it doing that, but it's hard when you're a lizardposter primarily.
>>
post nice skeletons
>>
Hey /utg/, how're you all doing tonight?

Can we get some fresh Eggman and family posted?
>>
>>127004663
I feel like I would get judged for having a videogame tatoo, no matter what it is
>>
>>127004268
>like
Papyrus and Sans
>dislike
Chara and Asriel
>>
>>127004519
>Try to post stuff I haven't seen posted here before every now and then.
>Would still would get lumped in with everyone else.
Oh well.
>>
>>127004708
is the hack available anywhere?
>>127004751
but anon bananas are icky and they would be even worse warm. it'd probably melt, to be honest.
>>
I'm kind of confused, are midichlorians still a thing in canon or was that discarded? If they did decide to keep Lucas' stupid idea how come no one uses midichlorian counters in the new movie?
>>
>>127004473
>15
some teenagers don't deserve to use the internet
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>>127004473
>aromatic

the fuck

this nigga a spice? don't want no autistic spice in my dish, fuck outta here
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>>127004763

it all ultimately comes back to death of the author being one of the stupidest concepts we've ever conceived as a species

but that's another story
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>>127004741
Well, all I did was take the text word for word from the ask-humantale faq page.
Don't worry
I hate this image too
I feel my sins every time it's posted
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pls protect her
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>>127004838
Oh, is it Dadster o'clock already?
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>>127004519
Sorry. There's only so much gote to work with.
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>>127004809
they look more like pears
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>>127004268
>Undyne and garbage lizard
>Chara and.. uh. I dunno. I like everyone else.
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>>127004883
this post genuinely made me laugh. Thank you anon, I hope you have a happy new year
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>>127004937
Oh boy!
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>>127004268
Like Sans and Papyrus

Dislike Asriel and Chara

/utg/ needs more skelebros
>>
What happened with that anon?
Are they okay?
>>
>>127004891
>her
d e l e t e
e T H I S
l H
e I
t S
e
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>>127004690
Thanks kekanon, the file name is what killed me

>>127004875
Midichlorians only matter to Jedi, who were all purged by Episode III. The concept isn't necessary after the OT because of the lack of Jedi and people with the knowledge of it

Also Midichlorians are Determination
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Who do you save? Chara or Frisk?
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>>127004268
Gaster, Edgegoat
Chara, and I got nothin'
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>>127004690
Thank god I caught you this time. Were you also the one who drew gangster Frisk and Asriel? Could you post them again?
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>>127005003
pls protect it
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>>127004835
how about cool skeletons?
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>>127004875
They don't have jedis walking around like it's nothing anymore, why would they need them? Most characters can't even believe that the force is a real thing
>>
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>>127004937
>>127004989

It's always time for best dad!
>>
>>127004978
You too <3
>>
>>127004883
rofl
>>127005031
sacrifice myself, save both
>>127005074
will do
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>>127004989

I finally fucking realize what gaster's face reminds me of

mischief makers was such a good game
>>
>>127005031
Stop this. I refuse to believe that Chara is a boy. Heart locket? Boy? Not in my book family.
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>>127004838
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>>127004891
Don't worry anon. As a licensed cuteCharaposter, I do it all the time.
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>>127005028
But Determination should be the force as it can be used for good or evil.
>>
>>127004268
>Asriel and Papyrus
>Nobody as long as they aren't shitposting
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>>127005079
>flower's
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>>127004997
Wich anon?
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>>127005141
Anon do you know what a "best friends forever" locket is?
They come in pairs and you share them with your BFF.
Asriel had one too.
Also they're like 9 or something get over it.
>>
>>127005056
nah, man. sorry to dissakek.
>>
>>127005141
I'd wear a heart locket. So does Asriel, and he's also a boy.
>>
am I the only one who loves rubbing my taint then sniffing it afterwards and letting the smell linger on my fingers as I run them through my balls
>>
>>127004739
I really doubt I'll ever get a tattoo but I think one that's normally hidden under clothes and not near the crotch/ass are okay
>>
>>127005195
the one that seemed like was trying to cut their wrists
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>>127005095
Asshole dad is also good
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>>127005191
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>>127005304
no but that's one of the things you don't ever mention because girls can't know that's a thing
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>mfw i restart the game before chara takes my soul
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>>127005325
Mine is pregnant, so I'm assuming female

Genderless characters were a mistake
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>>127005304
I want to sniff Undyne's taint after she works out.
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>>127005304
Anon, are you feeling tainted?
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>>127005339
DO NOT

Dadster has nothing but love for his baby bones
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>>127004839
I guess you could tell em that it's a symbol for an angel or some shit

people eat that symbolic stuff up
>>
>>127004352
cute
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>>127005079
>that's supposed to be a leg
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>>127004994
You are literally me, ( >>127004841 ) friend. I try to post a lot of skeletons in the thread, especially Papyrus.

It seems like the skellebros crawl out of the woodworks every once in a while, especially at night.
>>
xth for blackmailing Sans into sleeping with you to protect his brother's innocence!
>>
>>127005132
Well, now we know why is so fucking hard to piece Gaster together
He literally spread through space and time and ended up in a bunch of different videogames
>>
>>127005423
welp

now I do too

thanks anon
>>
>>127005304
if I did actually understand what you said, then no, I do that too
>>
ugh
i wanna enter a fucking coma
wake me when flowey is real
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AVE PAPYRIA
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>>127004690
Mmm, raw honeydew slices.
>>
>>127005487
Sorry, Anonymous.
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>>127005423
>sweaty fish asshole

sounds like a chinese delicacy
>>
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Last repost for the night crowd.

http://pastebin.com/zfKCbFAD

“Look, my name’s Flowey.”
“I’m very famous around here.”

Part 5 of Just Another Ending.

Part 1: http://pastebin.com/Yy9kXWQw
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/rxMvViZA
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/1tJ2ZDwF
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/UQL5Cw2L
Or read it on Ao3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/5552288/chapters/12806759
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>>127005494
I just want my two husbandos Flowey/OF and Rando
>>
>>127005304
I'll admit I do it, but that's not something you generally mention out of nowhere.
>>
>>127005494
Don't give up, anon
>>
>>127005552
Don't be

it's pretty hot and I'm surprised I've never thought of it
>>
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>>127005436
that's adorable
>>
>>127005269
>>127005245
Hmm. I dunno. Whatever, who cares what gender someone thinks a nondescript character is. I DO AND CHARA'S A GIRL NERDS
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>>127005450
Most of us Skeleposters come out at night.
Guess you could say we're entering comfy hours.

I do need some more skelebro pics, though.
>>
For Sexual:
Adult Gotes
Skeletons that are not Papyrus
Robots
Lizard
Fish
Spider

Not for Sexual:
Child Gotes
Skeletons that are Papyrus
Ghosts
Woshua
Flowey
>>
>>127005334
He was probably attention whoring, but I think he mentioned how he got blood everywhere in another post
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>>127005436
Gaster's a dick! A dick!
>>
>Like an artist
>They start drawing fat
>and nothing but
>>
>>127005587
jesus christ, that Toriel

i like it
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>>127005637
klmao
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>>127005637
sexualizing shotas is what separates the patricians from the plebs
>>
>>127005749
And which would you be Anon?
>>
>>127005621
I saw that entire haunted house set earlier today and I think I pulled something from laughing so hard
Even this picture is making me wheeze again

>>127005659
NO
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>>127005268
Too bad. I would've wanted to use those as references.
>>
so I beat undertale
what do I do now?
>>
>>127005637
>Not for Sexual:
>Flowey
i disagree
i wanna jerk off onto that flower
>>
>>127005659
>>127005339
Gaster doing sick bike flips across the core! Gaster being an irresponsible adult! Gaster being voiced by Tim Curry and being ambiguously evil!
>>
>>127004268
>Like
Papyrus and Undyne
>Dislike
Asriel and Sans on his own mostly because a lot of it is lewds, not that I don't like lewding Sans but most of what gets made and posted is utter fucking garbage
>>
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>>127005786
He's the pleb obviously
>>
I wish all my friends weren't fictional.
>>
>>127005446
>people eat that symbolic stuff up
Sure they fucking do, I remember a girl in high school, who somehow managed to get some pretty abstract tatoos, she said they had a different meaning every time someone asked her
>>
>>127005868
At least you still have us!
>>
>>127005637
>For kissing, nuzzling, cuddling, rolling around in the flowers and giggling, lovingly gazing into each other's eyes, marrying, sweeping off their feet, sharing ice cream, honeymooning, traveling the world, smiling from raw, genuine happiness when waking up across from, holding hands, and For Sexual
Adult Gotes
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>>127005635
Will this do?
>>
One last scrounge for requests, if anybody wants me to do something
>>
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>>127005637
>Not for Sexual
>Flowey
>implying
>>
>>127005587
I need a higher res of this.
I love illustrations of the pre-reset Flowey stuff.
>>
>>127004875
Probably but they're irrelevant to the new generation, and they might just retcon it into Force parasites rather than Force generators after all.
>>
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>>127005807
Can Gaster be in heat, like Sans?
>>
>>127005868
Reminder that they are Frisk's friends, not yours.
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>>127005637
Does that mean Gaster is for sexual?
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>>127005942
Be happy and safe!
>>
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>>127005423
thanks, anon, I just made the connection between my sweat/musk fetish and my love of fishlizard

this makes me want lizard sandwich even more
>>
>>126973413
I did it! (Taking some liberties, I hope that's okay with you)
http://pastebin.com/BUGFC80G
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5590708

took longer than I thought though, so >>126974342 will be tomorrow sometime
>>
>>127005637
>Not for sexual
Undertale

>For sexual
your mom lmao
>>
>>127005531
Pray to Papyria. Ask for his blessings so that you may drive your sword through the skulls of the nonbelievers!
Papyrus vult!
>>
>>127005942
Brushing gum out of the edgegoat's fur
>>
>>127005839
Get all the endings
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>>127005972
but frisk is a self-insert
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>>127005786
everything should be sexualized
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>>127006078
i did
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>>127003686

Oh man, I almost forgot to check this year for the comic.

My fucking sides.
>>
>>127005967
>>127005992
>Sanster
>Fontcest

I'm fucking bonetrousled right now
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>>127005935
More than helpful.
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>>127005935
>Jonathan Papyrus
Acceptable.
>Jotaro Frisk
Makes sense they're both gooks.
>Josuke Sans
uwotm8
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>>127006110
Shitpost here and pray that toby finishes hard mode
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>>127006028
Thanks! Have a good night!
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>>127005897
We're not friends, we just post on the same website.
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>>127005807
A DIIIIICK!!!

>>127005849
YES!!!
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>>127006168
Guess Sans and Frisk should switch.
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>>127006145
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>>127006028
That was cute

I like the idea of the goat being aware of how luxurious his neck fluff is
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>>127006065
I'm certain you could certainly do better then my not hot at all mother

why not goatmom?
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>>127006249
it Doesn't mean that we can't become friends!
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>>127005942
You secretly love writing sad, right? I liked that PTSD story. Write about Flowey pre-Frisk's arrival messing with resets, and he is going FULL SWING on fucking with Alphys and making sure she knows how miserable she made him and generally haunting the hell out of her. End it with her killing herself. Make it as long as you need to based on how many twisted ideas you get.
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>>127006145
Ever wonder why Sans seeps out blue ectoplasm?
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>>127005935
I'd think Frisk would be Jonathon, what with Dio/Chara jacking their body
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>>127006249
At least we still have you!
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Update on that dominant Asriel/Frisk story

I think I blow at taking my precious best gote and making them dom. Been working on it on and off for 12 hours. I took the single story, and made a lewd and comfy version of it. Comfy is is done at 3.5k words, Lewd is still in progress at 4k. Turns out creative writing is harder than I expected.
I'll have it in a pastebin before New Years. For now, I require my beauty sleep.
Good night anons.
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post smol frick
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>>127006345
Haven't a lot of comparisons already been made with Asriel as Jonathan and Chara as Dio?
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>>127006431
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>>127006417
I need this
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>>127006468
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I'm so fucking aroused, the erp from earlier, and both times I've masturbated today weren't enough

send help
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>>127006431
Where in the name of fuck did you find this
and could you please post source or post more?
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>>127006539
I want Dio to impregnate Chara
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>>127005835
>>127005056
I know what you're talking about, try asking Mspaint anon.
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>>127006110
what order did you do it in?
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>>127006431
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>>127006417
So much goat to go around, it makes my heart happy. Good night, anon.
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>>127006539
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>>127006264
WOSH U LIES

>>127006276
>>127006332
Why do you hate me? Why do you want me to suffer?
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>>127006473
CUTE
>tfw i'll never be tiny
>tfw i'll never snuggle against a giant face and kiss them
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>>127006542
The more regularly you jack off the more you fuck with your body and make it expect it you idiot. Show some restraint for a little while and it will stop bothering you so much.
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Undyne waifu pillows when?
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>>127006607
Neutral > Pacifist > Genocide
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>>127006473
>I'm all ears
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>>127006417
I'll be waiting. Go get some sleep Anon.
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remember that skel is for kek
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>>127006602
I want Flowey to become the Ultimate Lifeform with the power of the seven souls.
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>>127006468
>>127006626
who what where why when how what
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>>127006658
Seriously, Toby-sama should just partner with some crafty anons to sell merch
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>>127006646
but I'm so lonley, and playing with myself feel so good
it's not fair
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>>127006629
It's not a lie! It's true!

Gaster is a total asshole!
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buzzo did nothing wrong
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>>127006594

@lacktwo on twitter

They make truly awesome Chara and Frick art.
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>>127006615
Let me guess, it's piss?
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Alright /utg/
It's almost 9AM and I've been up all night.
I'm going to go get some sleep and see you later.
I hope you will be there on new year's since I have nothing better to do
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Replace one word in a movie title with 'goat'
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>>127006658
I thought utg considered body pillows autistic?

I'd get one desu
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I want to bully a goat
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>>127006431
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>>127006789
Go to __kek , kekanon
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>>127006658
whoa that's really good
>>127006897
sleep well friend
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>>127006807
Chara attempts to steal Asriel's body, but it is unsuccessful due to Asriel's meddling. In spite of this, Chara still returns as a threat with new powers in the bad end route.
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>>127006916
The Men Who Stare At Goat
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>>127006916
Goat
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>>127004891
K
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>>127005638
Yeah I saw that post, that's what worried me.
I hope they're feeling better now.
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>>127006986
I'm going to bed
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>>127006916
Star Goat
>>127006873
Thanks senpai
>>127006943
You the guy who draws those? do you a tumblr or anything?
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>>127006916
Sleeping with the goat
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>>127006827
I'd help you if I could but I can't so I won't.
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>>127006916
Persona 3 - Spring of Goat
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why is smol a thing
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>>127006927

asriel's the one who rolls the dull as dirt characters in DnD but for some reason is a fucking amazing DM.
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>>127006916
Saving Private Goat

;_;
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>>127007125
Tumblr
Yes, really
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>>127006916
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Goat
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>>127006916
Made in Goat.

I guess the voreposters are pleased.
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Quick Pope Woshua. Leave prompts/requests about Papyria/Catholicism
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>>127007185
Did someone say HARRY POTTER GOAT?
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>>127006916
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Goat
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>>127006916
The Goat Awakens
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>>127006327
I would love to read this.
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>>127007092
you could say lewd things and make me fap again~
no, fuck that, I need to sleep
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>>127007229
Asriel going to sunday school
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>>127006916

Mad Goat: Fury Road
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>>127007229
neither prompt nor request but how was woshua inspired by omocat
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>>127007263
That made me sad
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>>127006834
Incorrect, fucker. Dadster is the nicest guy around
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>>127007254
>wanting a 5'5" gote

no thanks senpai
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>>127007102
Why do I find that pic so cute?
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>>127007229
>papyria going to confess about her spaghetti
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>>127007229
Something something woshing away conservative Asriel's sins from when he was Flowey >>127003593
There's so much church themed UT stuff now it's weird but it works somehow.
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>>127007032
Yea, I drew them. I have a tumblr, but there is nothing there.
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>>127007406
because cuteness goes hand in kek with kek
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>>127007315
oh my! haven't you had enough fun for one night, dear child?
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>>127007401
>tfw 5'4"
That chart kinda makes me feel more confident about mi height though,
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>>127007401
>Jack Black is a manlet

Holy hell I thought he was at least 6 ft
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>>127007303
I would too. Bonus points for Flowey getting other people involved in some way.
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>>127006916
Cool goat saves the kids
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>>127006332

Why does this kind of shit gives me the biggest boner?

Damn it, I don't wanna lewd them.
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>>127007518
y-you're a grill right
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>>127005557
did you just see a child getting curb stompped, chara or are you just too excited.
but yes it does sound like something from china
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>>127007507
you wish, it's 3:00 am and I have a boner that is asking for being rubbed
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Yummy yummy yummy, monsters in Chara's tummy
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>>127005637
>Woshua
You sure?
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>>127007392
He jumped into the core to escape his responsibilities as a parent! He left his children all alone because he's a terrible father!
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>>127007595
embrace it anon
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>>127007631
no
:'(
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How do you git gud at using the Intuos tablet /utg/
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>>127007595
Stop fighting it anon, you know you want to.
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Think of a villain/evil character in any work of fiction, suddenly, all their LOVE has vanished and they went full pacifist.

What happens and how does the other character react to it ?
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>>127007498
Filename made me kek
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I wanted to go to bed but I can't stop goatposting

and I keep imagining what it'd be like to have the goat resting his head on the other half of my pillow and hear his soft breathing, and what it'd be like to be able to roll over and just bury my face in his chest when I can't find a comfortable position

This is starting to become an issue
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>>127007810
nigga what
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>>127007651
>tfw you will never be yummy in chara's tummy
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>>127007754
Draw a shit ton of stuff until you get it right
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>>127007754
you just have to let the kek flow. In all seriousness, the best way to get used to a tablet is to start in paint and then work your way up. Different strokes, know what I mean? also, make sure to turn off that damn Windows Ink in the tablet properties.
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>>127007810
Grodus doesn't decide to try using crystal stars to molest an ancient spirit and just chill with the rest of the X-nauts on the Moon
Nothing happens
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>>127007846
Im not even gay but that sounds comfy as fuck
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>>127007754
Make ctrl+z your best friend, practice flowing strokes coming from the elbow instead of small lines, and turn up the stabilizer if you absolutely need to.
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>>127007229
Just wondering is Papyria supposed to be a girl or regular Papyrus as a trap?
I guess I'll ask for Papyria delivering a sermon.
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>>127007507
n-no, I'm sorry gotemom
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confess your sins to me, anon.
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>>127008012
i can't stop kekking at this wonderful art another anon made
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>>127007846
Get a big dog and let them sleep with you.
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>>127007401
>tfw 5'2
i need to delete myself
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>tfw you will never be a legendary shitposter or contributor to /utg/ like mspaintguy or the steady write anons
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>>127008012
I ' m a d i r t y b r o t h e r k i l l e r a n d I d o n ' t r e g r e t i t.
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>>127008012

I think it's absurd to put pineapple on pizza.
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>>127008094
Just write ya dingus
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>>127008094
what's stopping you
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>>127007846
Staying in a hotel room with Asriel

There's only one bed, king sized.

Opening the window because its too hot, you had a TV on to drown out the noise of the streets but Asriel asks you to shut it off.

The window being open starts to make the room actually chilly so you get under the comforter with him.

Still getting colder but neither of you want to get out of bed to close the window, and it'd get hotter and you'd have to reopen it anyway.

Being the little spoon as goat crosses his arms around you, chin resting on top of your head. Feeling his fur against your back and neck and his arms making you feel secure and comfy. His quiet breathing and heartbeat and the sounds of cars driving by outside, with that ambient kind of echo that busy streets have.
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>>127008012
I unironically find funny some stuff from tumblr. Like "Sin" or the breadsticks
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>>127008012
i am a big gay but i want to wreck tori
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>>127008171
God gave me the ability to fly, not draw.
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>>127008012
I spent all day looking for a certain anon and do lewd things with him, he didn't show up or wasn't feeling up for it so I fucked up the previous threads looking for sexual gratification, fapped multiple times, but I'm still dissatisfied, and feel like I want to fap again.
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>>127007986
It's just regular Papyrus in a virgin's veil and then it got carried over to nun's habit. Mix of both. It was supposed to be a joke at first but then I kind of got carried away. I'm also up for drawing Priest Papyrus if anyone is interested.
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>>127008182
I'm tearing up

Please let this be the night I dream about him
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>>127008270
how do you fap more than once a day?
i like run out of cum
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>>127008182
>only once you wake up in the morning and go to close the window do you think to only leave it half-open
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>>127008250
>mfw we have birds who post on /utg/
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>>127008293
Father Papyrus and Mother sansria
>>127007229
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>>127007595
Its probably got nothng to do with the characters. Tell us, what is it that turns you on by looking at that? Is it the implication of weird magic appendages, or is it one bigger person laying ontop of a smaller one?
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>>127008353
anon if you did that i wouldnt have an excuse to get under the covers
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>>127008293
How about Papyrus in hijab?
al-P'apyrrash
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>>127008236
Huh, most of the time you hear about guys who are straight but want to fuck the edgegote, guess it works both ways.
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>>127008348
Sounds like you aren't really into the porn you're looking at.
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>>127008362
lol nah I'm just a pilot, but I really wish I could do something creative.

Secretly I identify as an Apache attack helicopter.
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So, tempted by some artwork posted here, I read a very popular fanfiction.
It features transformation stuff, but it's also very angsty and dramatic and surprisingly well-written, so I thought it was more like a dramatic stuff than a kink.
And then, in the last chapter, transformation ectotongue incest vore.
I am not sure it's so gen any more.
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taken' requests boys
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ahuhuhuhuhuhuhu~
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>>127007401
I feel like that would make him even cuter.
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>>127008471
Git gud pls
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>>127008293
More Papy is ALWAYS welcome.
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>>127005560
Binge reading this right now, this shit is fucking great. Keep it up!
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>>127008012
I find kekanons content completely unfunny and downright stupid. Sorry but it's what I think
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does no one have the OFF/Undertale/LISA thing?
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>>127008520
This is how I'm trying to git gud, anonymous.
Help me get there?
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>>127008471
this
>>127008393
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>>127008471
can you kek?
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>>127003686
WHO KEEPS DRAWING THESE

I SEE A NEW ONE EVERY YEAR AND I DIE LAUGHING
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>>127008468
Fishbone stack a cute.
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>>127008432
desu ive been trying to straighten myself out for like a year now, but it just isnt working. if my parents were to find out that i wont give them a child and carry on the family name that will just make them even more disappointed in me and i dont want to hurt them.
i want to be a good son.
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>>127008348
I cum less every time I fap again, but it's as simple as waiting the right ammount of time, otherwise it'll hurt
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>>127008484
Cute as far as spiders go.
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>>127007810
>The Crimson King
Well... uh... All things serve the fuckin' beam I guess.
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>>127008576
you should upload your folder so i can browse the funny filenames and quell the roaring flame of sadness in my soul
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>>127008624
That's terrible don't do that to yourself, you will hate your life. I'm assuming you are actually FOR REAL gay and not just internet gay.
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alphys vore soon
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>>127008348
Something wrong with you, chum. I've fapped five times today.

I mean, there's something wrong with me on that account, but that's a different issue.
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I am a sinner who's probably gonna sin again
Lord forgive me...Lord forgive things I don't understand
Sometimes I need to be alone

Bitch don't kill my vibe
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>>127008624
You can do it! well, maybe just slap that phat gote momma ass
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>>127008182

Friend of mind actually did something similar once to me, I'm shorter so it was easy for him to rest his chin on my head.

It's not like it's gay or anything
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>>127008576
Is it possible to duel kek?
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>>127008550
This, anon? It has a second part if so.
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>>127003686
I didn't even know these comics were a thing but holy shit that's hilarious
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>>127008409

The later. I want to get fucked that way.

But you know, this is no place to post lewds. There's /y/ for that even through it's just Skeletons getting fucked.
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>>127008737
i already hate myself lmao, how much worse can it get. and if by internet gay you mean the whole like, stuttering and ~~~~~ and being a cute twinky thing all the time i am not that.
>>127008771
but i cant have a child with pixels
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>>127008769
>5 times
I'm at 4 and I feel like I'll go for 5
are just very very lonely and aroused?
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>>127007419
>>127008859
i need more memes undertale-ized, STAT
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>>127008012
I fantasize to the thought of you punishing me for my sins, Father Sans
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>>127008882
Internet gay means you entertain the thought of gay stuff anonymously especially when it comes to 2D but aren't actually attracted to 3D men. Just asking because there's some very confused people in these threads.
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>>127008545
Man, thank you. Heading off to sleep, but I'll be lurking tomorrow if you finish.
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>>127008967
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>>127008882
I dunno what to tell you man.

The best thing I can tell you is do what you want. Trying to force yourself to do something you don't want to one way or the other seldom ends well for anyone involved, least of all you, and if you're not happy with the situation, it's a shit situation.
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>>127008182
more please
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>>127008293
Pope-yrus.
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>>127008728
>>127008576
>>127008818
yo if any of you are samefags i'm gonna cry
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>>127008769
howwwwww
if i go twice in a day, even if it;s hours apart it just dribbles out, like enough to cover a quarter
>>127009010
a new folder has been born
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>>127008882
>and if by internet gay you mean the whole like, stuttering and ~~~~~ and being a cute twinky thing all the time
This is how I am i-is it a bad t-thing?
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>>127009062
i dont write lewd

shirtless cuddling is v close to lewd

i have a bad savefic to finish stop it
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>>127008967

Here ya go Anon
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>>127008935
Yep.

Being a loser shutin would be a hell of a lot easier if I wasn't so sexually frustrated, let me tell you.
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>>127008967
>>127009084
This is one of my favorites.
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>>127008967
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>>127007102
>Filename
Fuck I'm tired all of the sudden
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>>127008012
I want to lose my virginity to sans
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>>127009081
does this help
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>>127009116
It's cute as hell to me and one other gus, so probably yes.
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>>127007348
Not so much in sunday school but I couldn't resist.
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>>127008967
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>>127009084
Sounds like you've got a bum dong, chum.
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>>127009084
With millions of years of practice, sometimes you're so alone that you fap multiple times a day, if you do it for a long time you'll eventually get used to it
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>>127008859
Because /y/ has a strict rule against furries.

Also, it's okay anon, it's just sex. While I would advice in only having sex with people you trust to a certain extent it really doesn't matter if you like dick in your ass/vagina (whatever you have) rather than wanting to put the dick in the ass/vagina. It's just sex. It's supposed to be fun!

YOU CAN DO IT!
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>>127009213
yea thanks anon
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>>127009157
Pacifist version
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>>127009116
Are you like that in real life?
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>>127008967

We need more Gaster in this thread anyway
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>>127009141

I mainly jerk off because I have nothing better to do rather than because I'm in the mood.

I prob need to do something with myself.
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>>127009318
>stuttering and twinky
Yes
>cute
No
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>>127009262
i have never laughed so much and been so scared at the same time
is this a thing i should see my doctor about though?
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>>127009127
i meant more cuddling, sorry

but I understand
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>>127009332
Is there any way to make gaster not look like a cool person

Also I'm surprised how little gaster has been used in vore
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>>127009413
Wouldstillcuddle/10
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>>127008770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yUaaDXxBfk
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>>127009413
>>stuttering and twinky
>Yes
>>cute
>No
these statements dont match up cutie
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>>127009416
No, we just have fapped beyond the limits of the human average, you're fine
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>>127009416
Not unless you're trying and failing to impregnate your wife.
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>>127009457
Gaster looks like a cool person? He always little a little goofy to me. I mean, even compared to the skelebros.
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>>127008012

I think New York style pizza is gross.
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>>127009413
I bet you're adorable. Most cute boys don't realize how cute they are.
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>>127009504
how much does the average person fap?
i thought once a day was normal....
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>>127009116
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>>127009438
im figuring out a way to finish this chapter and then im probably going to take a savefic hiatus (im not really sure how to continue the story)

(i may write more filler cuddle to stem the tide)
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>>127009295

The funny thing is I just spent the afternoon with my fuckbuddy. We mostly cuddlefuck while watching tv, movies, ect

I would never ask him for being forceful because It's would just take off the fun for me. Beside, he's not the kind of guy I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

Let's post more sans.
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>tfw no /utg/ bf
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When does this game get good? I've been told it takes a bit to hook you. I'm fighting Papyrus and am thoroughly uninterested so far.
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>>127009639
Ive never had sex and im considering going gay just for the physical contact
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>>127009352
See, if you were as frustrated as me, and had as little self-control as me, you would be turned on by everything and couldn't go 24 hours without touching yourself.

Shit sucks is what I'm saying.
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>>127009731
If you're at Paps and you're still not into it it's probably just not your kind of game.

Sorry.
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>>127009732
Get a dog
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>>127009596
Once a day or once a week seen to be the "normal" limit
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Hey /utg/, what's new in the land of THICK?
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>play badminton there is no snow in our country
>read a rozen maiden fanfic
>play OFF
>listen undertale gst
>feel like high on heroine happy
Seriously, this was some sick combination for me.
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>>127008124

i thought so too, but its all got to do with the sauce.

if you put that fruit on a slice of gino's, even if it's gino's, it's gonna suck balls.

but if the sauce has a certain "tartness" to it, like just an example, domino's, it actually compliments the sweetness well.

cooking is a science, a delicate alchemy, anon
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>>127008012
I actually like foncest and I can't stop drawing lewds of you, father sans. I'm such a sinner. Send help.
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>>127009731

In the next area you meet Undyne and and she's pretty cool.
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Apparently I can't trust you guys to keep the momposting going while I'm gone, which is disappointing. I'll forgive you just this once.
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>>127009696
Hello~
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>>127009731
It's all about the feels and the wacky humor, maybe not your thing
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What's your favorite AU, anon?
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im tired of being alive to be honest
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>>127009814
same as it ever was. doing pretty thick for now.
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>>127009696

I don't need any other anon, I have Undyne.
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>>127009889
the one where i'm not sad
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>>127009814
not much
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>>127009413
Just realized I quoted "twinky" without knowing what it means
what does it mean?
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>>127009731
Most people say "YOU'RE BLUE NOW" is the point where they knew the game was something special
If you're still not enjoying yourself, well...

At any rate I'd say just try to get through the next area, drop it if you're still not hooked.
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>>127009628
aw yiss

that was some high quality cuddling
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>>127009876
There hasn't been any feels yet. Bone puns were pretty grin worthy. Bout it. I mean I guess I was suppsoed to feel feels for the goat mom or w/e, but she was developed for 1 sec so not rly.
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>>127009829
Cooking is more of an art. It's baking that's the science.
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>>127009969
It's a slang term for a feminine or scrawny gay man.
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There's a Sans cosplayer at Comiket
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>>127009857
salutations
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>>127009890
see you on the other side senpai
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>>127009976
>Most people say "YOU'RE BLUE NOW" is the point where they knew the game was something special

I have never heard anyone but myself state this opinion but holy shit, that was a pretty awesome moment
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>>127009889
the ones where sans isn't sad and has the suffer the knowledge of timelines without being able to do anything about it
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>>127008012

i want undyne to break my back like i was in the 3rd best dark night movie
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buzzo did nothing wrong
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>>127009990
Eh not really, not everyone loves her, the feels come at the end, mostly
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>>127010031

>crocs

Sans why
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>>127009814
still thick
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>>127009953
sauce
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>>127009976
I feel like that too, the sudden change of Papyrus theme was pretty good.

Although I do think the Dog encounters were great as well.
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>>127010031
>crocs
REEE
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>>127009843
i was going to, then i went afk for an hour and felt bad for 3amanon but figured he was asleep by now. ill let YOU take care of things.
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>>127010031
It's not bad, surprisingly.
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>>127010031
Comikek
that's p good though
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speaking of which

will chapter 6 http://pastebin.com/duMXbq7G

more dialogue. more goat on a bed. more frisk on a goat.

none of it is lewd. motif, where are you

previous chapters on pastebin

hopefully i made dialogue more clear on who it belongs to without being encumbered with filler descriptions

critique and feedback welcome as always

jesus christ where do I go from here? this is why writefags avoid plot isnt it
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>>127009639
More sans is always good.
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>>127010113
http://imgur.com/cXObsTt
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>>127010027
Oh I didn't commit any mistakes then
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>>127010027

not to be confused with "trap" which is straight up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
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>>127010031
Head is actually pretty decent if unpolished.
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>>127010123
Aren't we all 3amanon? It's 3 AM and I'm anon so
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>>127009731

Don't worry Anon, it's will get a bit better eventually.

Most people tend to say they got hooked at Papyrus. I got hooked right from the start due to the Touhou gameplay and music.
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>>127009976
>>127009780
I'll give it a little longer.

I killed some early monsters. Should I be trying to spare everything or kill everything?
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>>127009976
"YOU'RE BLUE NOW" and the sudden shift to Bonetrousle was the tipping point for me. I wasn't really interested in the game but when that kicked in by god I was hooked and couldn't stop playing.
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>>127009990
Doesn't seem like it's your kind of game

The tone is pretty set by the time you're done with Snowdin, so if the humor/characters haven't clicked with you by then, you're probably not going to enjoy the rest
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>>127010250

Play the game the way you want too!
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>>127008427
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>>127010167
>more goat on a bed
>more frisk on a goat


you're speaking my language here senpai
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>>127010250
kill whatever is convenient for you since you're already killing
get out, spoilers etc
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>>127009889
Underswap is super cute
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>>127010290
Absolutely halal
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>>127010167
Yes. Yes it is.
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>>127010171

Damn straight
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>>127010080
not that anon but while I was already hooked, that definitely made me realize just how good this game was.

Because I took sans' words at face value so badly that when the heart turned blue I just stared at my screen for a few seconds incredibly confused.

Then I realized the game just tricked me.
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>go into catalog
>/mgg/ has a Asriel thumbnail thanks to Hiroshima

I may be late, but i'm laughing.
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>>127010167
I can't read it right now because pastebin is difficult to read on my phone, but I will read it tomorrow and provide constructive criticism!
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>>127010171

Well said!
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>>127010250
Well, don't worry about it now. Once you've killed there's not really any benefit to slowing down, might as well get that LV up.

I will say if you decide you want to play through again for Pacifist (spare everyone) and Genocide (kill EVERYONE), you're intended to do Pacifist first.
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>>127010476
What the hell is the one at bottom right supposed to be about? Besides top edge from the look of it.
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>>127010349
I didn't like it much at first, but it's growing on me
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>>127010565
Top edge
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>>127010401
So that's that where >>127000176 ended up

Heh
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>>127010567
WOAAAH Now I want more Undyne in a dress.
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>>127010031
Besides the crocs I like him. I found one myself at my local con, not the best, but she was really nice.
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>>127010565
literal fetish material.
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>>127010567
I like this because the idea of an intense dragon knight is fucking awesome
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>>127010171
>>127010368
>>127010476
Post confy
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>>127010565
I think the entire purpose of Gaster sans is just to create porn

so while edgy, I consider it acceptable since it isn't anything serious and just fetish material
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>>127010627
How about a maid outfit?.
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>>127010567
>Battleaxe-wielding Alphys
>Undyne in glasses and a dress

FUCK i dont know which i want more
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Well, it's about time for that new comic. Looks pretty funn-
>Bottom right corner
Oh you fucking shit.
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>>127010567

I liked it the second i saw it just because of Papyrus and Sans being swapped.
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>>127010726
That works, too.
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>>127010698
Fetish AUs are the worst though. Like that one about vore.
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>>127010726
Did somebody said maid outfit?
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>>127010759
I dont like swap Sans because it just turns him into Eddy and I dont like it.
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>>127010745
wow that's one of the worst undynes ive ever seen
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>>127009976
>that jump to bonetrousle
>YOU'RE BLUE NOW

made me jump a bit
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>>127010783
That's what I heard.
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>>127010745
Undyne in a dress is my preference.
But a suit would look better on her.
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>>127009889
Underswap has a lot of nice art
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>>127003686
You're too slow.
>>127010752
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>>127010782
My favorite AU is the one where Toriel and Asgore get back together
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>>127004063
kettle bell
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>>127010819
Not really. Eddy's sleazy, but most Underswap Sans art makes him out to be more like a hyper sugar-addicted toddler.
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>>127010783
wait a hot minute
how do I not have any Tori in a maid outfit??
>>
>>127010845
Why does Undertale have more Korean fanart than Japanese?
>>
Doesn't it feel good to mercy a complete stranger?
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>>127010819
I also don't like underswap sans, but I don't really like Underswap in general. I can see how people like it but it hasn't grown on me.
But that's because i'm an edgy shit maybe.

>>127009889
My favorite au is underfell.
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>>127010915
Shiet, I need this
>>
>>127010928
Probably because Koreans are more likely to be fluent in English.
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>>127009889
Are those floweys temmies? Is tem a sociopath who wants to be God?
>>
So when are you holdouts going to do a genocide run? They're just pixels senpai
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>>127010752
>That Mettaton
Anon consumed by his raging lust for robocock, more at 11.
>>
670th for why is there no screenshot function
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>>127010953
god, that's a great picture

>>127010968
meh, I could draw it
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>>127011003
Go fuck yourself.
>>
>>127011003
Y-you're just pixels!
>>
>>127010752
One Squat Man has got the right idea.
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>>127010928
>Japan being racist

shocking
>>
>>127010752

>Empire Lifts back
>Saitama old man
>Undertale Crew
>/v/'s most talked hame, /tv/'s most talked movie and /a/'s most talked anime lifting next to each others

Each years he brings gold to /fit/ and everyone else, anon.
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>>127011003
i am very conflicted on that
i got my happy ending, everything is perfect. but i need to know more. i would watch a playthrough, but that takes away like 2/3 of the fun
>>
>>127011003

Never.
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>>127010915
Holy shit! Image limit!!! I have what you need!
>>
>>127011090
ONE SQUAT
EVERY SINGLE DAY
EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
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>>127010832
>made me jump a bit
oh I bet it did
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>>127011003
I cannot kill the goatmom, and I certainly cannot hurt Paps.
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>>127011003
Already did, senpai.
Now I'm fiddling with save files.
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>>127010832
Did anybody at that part NOT get hit by the bone that came afterwards? I don't think anybody could've possibly expected him to actually turn you blue, but I wonder if anyone had the reflexes to dodge the incoming bone.
>>
>>127010752
>be a fat ass who only does cardio
>been going to a new gym for the past week
>people giving me stink eyes

I can only imagine how mad they're going to get on January 1st
>>
>>127011191
That's it I'm voting for Trump
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>>127011140
jfc stop freaking out and imgur it you dolt
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>>127011124
my friend has the perfect solution. Take your save files and then put them in rar. That keeps your friends safe on your drive and then youre free to fuck around in an AU.

for some reason this logic soothes my autism about fucking up the happy ending for everyone.
>>
>>127011237
Hi
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>>127011003

I've done it, Anon. Even through I waited a day because the feels were strong, I also wanted more Undertale and challenge.

>>127011124

Just do it, Anon. Get it done for the fun sans provides you.
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>>127010745
T H I C K
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>>127003336

im gonna bust a gut right before i bust a nut
>>
buzzo
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>>127011248
I hate people like that, what's with that attitude? Like you're not allowed to get healthier or anything.
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>>127011001
Yes, and yes
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>>127011263
i have a question
does doing neutral and true pacifist before genocide alter the genocide run whatsoever? ive been thinking about pirating a 2nd copy of the game just for genocide so i dont have to take away the happiness i made
>>127011275
but........
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>>127011074
You are both wrong and right.
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>>127011237
My brother could dodge that. On the other hand, I got hit by it and I was really confuse about what just happened.
>>
>>127011314
buzzo
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>>127011343
pirating a new copy would do nothing because the saves are held in appdate (google it). But no, geno runs stay the same. TP changes if you did a genocide. Thats all.
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>>127011197
Liar! Killing the Goat Mom then restarting happens to like 80% of players.
>>
>>127011314
>>127011375
BUZZO CUTTING OFF YOUR ARM AND FORCE-FEEDING YOU JOY!
BUZZO LAUGHING AND SMILING AT YOU LOVINGLY AS YOU BEGIN TO TURN!
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>>127011343

Save your files, set them somewhere else, and then go on a genocide run with your new files. You even got Flowey's time machine, Anon.
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>>127011260
http://img10.deviantart.net/d42a/i/2015/354/c/a/maid_toriel_by_oyasumisawa-d9ksiri.png
Ok! Just don't be mean, be kind for the sake of maid dresses!
>>
>>127011320
they're probably mad about anon getting in the way of the mirrin. or they've got fat lust.
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>>127011451
Buddy flashing you!
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>>127011409
alright what if i
uninstall steam on my laptop, delete all local content, pirate and do genocide.
>>127011479
his time machine? did i miss something in the omega flowey fight?
>>
Reminder to include "comfy goatposting" in your comfy goatposts
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>>127011343
The genocide run wipe is saved in your appdata on your computer. Buying a second copy of the game won't do shit.
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>>127011486
NICE
is it yours by any chance?
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>>127011530
Just delete the one file anon geez
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>>127011530
>alright what if i
>uninstall steam on my laptop, delete all local content, pirate and do genocide
No
The save data is stored in your user account's appdata folder.
The only way around it is to back up those files, then run the game.
>>
>>127010752
I like rushes on my local gym.
I can intimidate newbies before they can lift more than me which is two or three months
>>
There were two parts to the /fit/ comic that SIR uploaded so I included them here. First part is there as well
http://imgur.com/a/FL0Ta

also here's the tumblr: http://sirartwork.tumblr.com/
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>>127011486
not bad at all mate, quite good in fact
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>>127010667
https://e621.net/post/show/766143/
https://soundcloud.com/sterl/battle-against-a-true-hero
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>>127011607
nah, I have tons of problems drawing goatmom.
I'm more of a skelly drawfriend
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>>127011594
What if you have no appdata folder?
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>>127011513
>use the treadmill for an hour 3 times a week
>some guys on the gym start hitting on me

is only doing cardio a gay thing or something? because they're right on the money
>>
I just rar'd my appdate folder. My friends are nice and safe in there right?

And then once I do a geno run how do I remove the tag that fucks with your TP ending
>>
>>127011670
Yeah, there's not a lot of good material out of this
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>>127011827
It's hidden. If you don't actually have an appdata folder I don't know how you're saving any of your games.
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>>127011839
running gives you a great ass, so yes. Very yes.
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>>127011719

Battle against a true hero is still feels inducing for me, damn it.

I always root for shamelessly heroic characters, and seeing Undyne become so much more than what she is to fucking stop YOU as a player. Fuck.
>>
>>127011827
it's a hidden folder i think, you have to change folder settings somewhere

>>127011624
>>127011647
alright
ty for the help
>>
>>127011001
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://static1.e621.net/data/6c/70/6c700ac1b71ecd94a188c9122caf1233.gif&v=-i7Hj1fAYN4
Sleep tight
>>
>>127011901
From the undertale folder in appdata, delete system_information_962 and 963 or whatever they're called.
>>
>>127011901
Delete system32_information_962 and 963.
>>
ALright is there just one bigass tutorial on how to do genocide and not fuck over everything somewhere
>>
>>127011971
>>127012016

Thanks mates.


I still don't have the courage to launch the game and hurt all the people I love :(
>>
>>127012020
Step 1. Finish it and not be a total faggot.
Alternative step 1. Don't do it in the first place.
Third alternative step 1. Reset after killing Sans
>>
so when's new thread time?
>>
>>127012075
>Reset after killing Sans
I think im going to do this
>>
>>127012020
Do you mean a tutorial for actually doing geno, or a tutorial for unfucking your save afterwards?
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>>127012020
Don't fight the boss of an area before killing every single monster. The save points will tell you how many you have left. The spawn time for them gets slower the more you kill. Save the Snowman pieces for Undyne. Keep the Pie/Instant Noodles for Sans. The Burnt Pan is the best genocide run weapon.
>>
>>127011839
I-it is? Oh no
>>
>>127012049
Just embrace your determination to kill everyone and having to understand the game a little better.
Do it for Chara, anon.
>>
with underswap or whatever, is asriel a temmie or did asriel turn into a colony of floweys
>>
I know for a fact that I'd never be able to do Genocide, cause in the Red fight I talked to her until her name was yellow and I could spare her, and struck her down and this was probably seven hours ago and I still feel sick to my stomach with guilt

Yes I'm a faggot
>>
>>127012138

i guarantee you won't feel like resetting after getting through sans and everyone else
>>
>>127012156
unfucking. i already did tp, i just want my friends to be happy.
and dont you just slay everything for geno?
>>
>>127011442
I scratched the goatmom once and felt ashamed. Never again.
>>
I've done three genocide runs trying to feel something, but I just can't make myself feel bad about doing it.

How do I make myself feel bad about it.
>>
>>127012273
TP run
>>
>>127012227
OC is for love, not LOVE!
>>
>hugging short people
Short people r cute
>>
>>127012273
gather 7 souls

you filthy sociopath
>>
>>127012020
Step 1: Kill everyone
Step 2: Repeat step 1

The game has four encounter regions. Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland+Core.
In each area, there is a preset number of possible encounters. You need to grind through all of them in each area, until the area is depopulated. You'll know when you're finished.
This needs to be done in each area before a certain checkpoint to continue the run.
Ruins - Before going to Toriel's house
Snowdin - Before entering the town
Waterfall - Before the bridge leading to Undyne's fight
Hotland/CORE - Before Mettaton's arena

Snowdin and Waterfall will give you a warning before you accidentally fuck yourself.
All you need to do is kill every encounter. You can still play with Lesser Dog, Sing with Shyren, check every enemy (some have different descriptions!), but the fight has to end with you killing them.
>>
>>127012313
thank you
>>
>>127012295
^ heed their advice, you'll get a special ending now that you've done a geno first
>>
>>127012313
please love me >>127008075
>>
>>127012313
I'll bathe in a shower of hugs
>>
>>127012379
>>127012295
Anything else because that didn't do it either. I was more amused that they took Sans out without being LV 20
>>
i hate myself
>>
>>127011971
>>127012016
So will that delete EVERY memory, or just genocide?
>>
what is different about tp if youve done genocide before it?
>>
>>127012415
>5'2
Holy Fuck that's cute
>tfw 6'4
>tfw I'll never be cute and smol
>>
>>127012459
Are you short and in need of a hug?
>>
more momrp in next thread or no?
>>
>>127012459
join the club, kid we got jackets
>>
>>127012517
> tfw not burger and don't give a fuck about this stupid inch system
>>
>>127012553
FOREBODEN
>>
>>127012517
please snuggle me and lay on the ground under a blanket with me and rub legs and let me push my butt on your nether regions and yes
>>
>>127010167
>>jesus christ where do I go from here? this is why writefags avoid plot isnt it

It's probably also why they get into groups with each-other. Bounce ideas etc.

Thanks for the update!
>>
>>127012553
Prob not, that anon went to bed. I write /ss/ but im pretty sleepy atm
>>
>>127012583
I'm Canadian and use inches/pound most of the time because burgers are part of our life.
>>
>>127012584
THAT WASNT THE QUESTION
>>
>>127005947
Alright. I was working my way through this thread, but no longer. I can't live in a world where I'm kinda into this.

Goodnight forever, /utg/.
>>
>>127012517

>tfw 5'9
>tfw too short to be a titan and command fear from those below me, and too tol to garner adoration from those above me.
>>
>>127012678
Im 5'7"

Fuck my gay life and hispanic genes
>>
>>127012313
Being short is fucking annoying though
I don't want to have to drag a goddamn chair into the kitchen every time I want to get something out of a cabinet or from the top of the fridge
>>
>>127012254
Doing geno:
Kill every random encounter in each area before moving on to the next. You'll know you're done because you'll get a random encounter with the "But nobody came" message and the music will change.
Kill every boss obviously. The only 2 you don't have to kill are So Sorry and Glyde.

Unfucking saves, non-steam: delete system_information_962 and 963

Unfucking saves, steam: fuck that, just copy the .exe to another computer (or create a new user account on your computer) and play it there.
>>
>>127012553
>>127012620
On the contrary I'm still here. However it's 4:30 AM and I need to not be conscious.

I'll sate more of your lewd desires tomrrow
>>
>>127012626
>2015
>not wanting an intimate relationship with a plat
b i g o t
>>
>>127012583
We have an amazing invention that converts units for you
It's called Google
I'm Australian, I don't really know it either
>>
Is 5'11 a manlet or is that a /fit/ meme
>>
>>127012517
I'm 1.63 meters. 5'4 I think. I'm smol and adorable?
>>
>>127012517
>5'6''
>Tfw I will never be an imposing obelisk, and will also comparatively earn less money and be treated more harshly because of height-prejudices.
>>
>>127012758
cuuuuuuute
>>
>>127012726
welp, thats all the incentive I need to never ever do a genocide run
>>
>>127012313
hugging short people makes me so happy because i lean down and embrace them and it makes me feel so warm and protective it's fantastic

fuck me i could use a good hug
>>
>tfw 5'1 short grill

just end my suffering
>>
>>127012774
>heightism
>real
>>
>>127012835
People love short grills. It would be inconvenient to grill hamburgers otherwise.
>>
>>127012835
But men like short grills

not me though, I like tall ones
>>
>>127012835
I'm 5'4. Wanna date?
>>
>>127012342
Other tips.
Preset encounters count towards the total for each area. For example, killing Dogamy and Dogaressa in Snowdin will reduce the counter by 2.
You don't need to "kill" the Dummy in the Ruins, or the very first Froggit encounter that Toriel scares off, but you can (and the Froggit will count towards the total for the Ruins).
Make sure you check as much stuff as possible, there's loads of new flavor text and descriptions.

semi-spoiler Boss tips
Let Muffet do her monologue before you kill her, she has some new plot-relevant dialogue.
In Mettaton's fight, doing anything besides Check or FIGHTing him will lock you out of the Genocide run. You'll have to fight the normal Neutral final bosses and get a unique Neutral ending instead.
>>
someone please be my boyfriend
>>
>>127012858
Literally is real.
>>
>>127012918
Why.
>>
>>127012789
I'll take that as a yes.

>>127012823
You don't know the feeling a really tol person and stand on your tiptoes so you can reach them. I fucking love my tall friends.
>>
>>127012918
done!
>>
>>127012918
Asri plz...
>>
>>127012918
This won't end up as a murder/suicide thing will it?
>>
>>127012835
I'm 4'10" and it's literally putting me in harm's way at work because of it.
>>
>>127012918
Only if you kill all the blogposters for me, including yourself (although after we've fucked)
>>
>>127012918
How do you feel about disgusting hikis?
>>
>>127012940
why do i want a boyfriend or why would someone want to be my boyfriend
>>
>>127012943
i got to try it once when one of my exes stood on a bench and i did the tippie toes thing
the only time i've ever wished i was short
>>
>when nobody wants to make a new thread
https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/lose-your-hopes-and-dreams
>>
>>127013027
Both.
>>
>>127012774

I'm also 5' 6''.

It aint so bad
>>
>>127013027
I thought you said "Someone please my boyfriend"
But no, I already have one.
>>
>>127012774
>>127013063
if you're women that's cute
if you're men what went wrong
>>
>>127013036
WE'RE FREE
>>
>>127013036

needs the spaghetti version
>>
>>127012973
pls
>>127012979
guess again
>>127012981
no i promise
>>127013000
i would like to kill myself yes
>>127013003
i am one
>>127013050
i want a boyfriend because i am alone and sad and my one previous internet relationship was the best part of my life until it ended. to be honest i dont know why anyone would want to date me, i kind of suck.
>>127013089
yes someone pls anyone
>>
>>127013093
What if I"m a woman who's 6ft tall?
>>
>>127012918
I'd love to be your boyfriend!
>>
>>127012606
I want this so bad
It sounds cute as fuck
>>
>>127013034
Darn. That's really cute, anon.
>>
>>127013036
I want to but knowing this fucking thread someone will make one in the same time.
Last time I made a thread someone did too in the very same second.
>>
>>127012990
>4'9" over here

I've found my people!
>>
>>127013146
be my gf
>>
>>127013137
If you literally suck guys will look past a lot of your imagined flaws.
>>
>>127012723

perhaps it's a bad time to mention that im puerto rican

although it is pretty damn funny knowing im the second tallest in my family. my grandpa is a colossus and is as dark as i am pale so he looks like a nigger. wtf why cant i have the genes that could make me a solid 6'?
>>
Are we even talking about undertale anymore?
>>
>>127013137
>i am one
Ayyyyy. Snap.

How about that outside eh? Fuck that place, am I right?

>>127013093
What went wrong with you being so ugly and also you have a rancid odour. Hey-oh.
>>
>>127013240
wakarimasen lol
https://soundcloud.com/not-bees/can-you-really-call-this-an-astro-lounge-i-didnt-recieve-any-change-for-gas-or-anything
>>
>>127013151
really?
>>127013154
i would like this as well
>>127013185
i will put this knowledge to good use
>>
the manlet invasion has begun

>>127013240
yes :^)
>>
Guy that looks like Mettaton here

Looking for Undyne to wrestle me for dominance
>>
>>127013093

I'd look lanky if I was taller though so I'm not insecure about my hight.

Along with my height I'm 65kg and have pretty girly arms. Wouldn't look right.
>>
>>127013137
When I broke up with one of my exes I felt terrible, we used to play vidyas all day long and chat all night. But with time I learn to carry one who am I kidding I want him back so bad
>>
>>127010167
>jesus christ where do I go from here?
Well, if Chara wants to reset and Frisk won't do it, wouldn't they want to power up the only other known person that can do it to maybe reset all the way back to when Chara was alive?

I mean, you've already hinted at it, right?
>>
>>127013168
i highly recommend it you get a chance it's heavenly
>>
>tfw you're tall strongfat grill
>tfw it's nobody's fetish
>>
>>127013264
people outside will hurt me
>>127013306
yeah, i dont get how people get over their exs. it was such a significant part of my life and i cant see myself ever just forgetting it. it's been 3 years jesus im pathetic
>>
>>127013264
I have just the place for you senpai

reddit.com/r/short
>>
>>127013383
Imagine the smuggest Alphys face you can because that is the face I am making right now.

>strongfat
>nobody's fetish
>>
>>127008075
I'm. 5'1, so you've got a full inch on me.
>>
>>127013421
>>127013421
>>127013421
>>127013421

Let us begin anew.
>>
>>127013370
No need. I'm smol, I'd be the person standing on the bench. Feeling like a titan for a minute seems nice.
>>
>>127013392
Hurt? I dunno about that one. Mostly I hate people looking at me.
>>
>>127013392
>3 years
Are you me, anon?
Don't forget, but get over it. Start dating new people and have a lot of lewds of your husbando
>>
>>127013137

listen here sunny jim-boy-o,

if you keep putting yourself down like this, naturally no one would want to be with you regardless of orientation.

like a jerky salesman who's afraid his product is too tough to sell, you're just setting yourself up for failure if you dont put your best foot forward.

you see kid, sometimes what you gotta do, is you gotta stand back, reevaluate your assets, and think of all the positives you have.

instead of saying "my jerky isn't that great, it's hard to chew on", what you gotta say is "my jerky might be tough, but it's got a great flavour, and wont over power your taste buds"

sonny boy, if you remember to put your best foot forward, you'll be, i say you'll be walking on easy street in no time!
>>
>>127013137
I'd rather spend a cold night cuddling you to sleep, sweetie.
>>
>>127013604
i dont know how to date, really. i dont know how to find people outside of steam and im afraid that i'll scare people off with my stupidity
>>127013609
i just dont want to make it seem like im confident. i know that would help my quest but i'd eventually need to pull back the veil and show him how shitty and insecure i am
but i do like how you wrote that, thank you
>>127013683
this means a lot to me
thank you
>>
>>127013795
okay i don't know how this hasn't been said yet...

i'd stick my dick in ya
>>
>>127013987
awesome
>>
>>127013795

Listen here son, A relationship is a two way street, you hear? I'm sure if you find some dynamite guy you're willing to spend the rest of your life with, you'd be the kind of wholesome person who's willing to look past any flaws that there ol' apple of your eye would have,

and if he wouldn't do the same, well then thats a sign as clear as day that you should pack your bags and hit the road because looking a gift horse in the mouth when they can't even strap a saddle right is just plain unprofessional i'll tell ya what, dont give up if someone won't accept any rough knicks you got, take it as a growing experience, kid! life's too short to sweat the small stuff, let fresh wounds heal so the scars can toughen, so that it'll be harder to break the skin a second time.

stay gold sunny-jim-bob-boy-o
>>
>>127014241
i will do my best
thank you
and please continue to type the way you do, it is happy
>>
>>127014323
i do what i can, kid.

It's what us Goodvibes are born to do
>>
>>127014503
c:
thanks again for the words, im gonna try to sleep
sleep well, or good morning
>>
>>127004014
Imagine having sex with this guy on top and just looking up at flowey and asriel bopping up and down on you and that stupid godamn existential quote as reminder that you'll never find love.
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