Together forever edition
Previous thread: >>126964304
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Chara
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Fan Games
>http://pastebin.com/u2EACDRb
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
For Pap
nth for kissing your goat
>>126978109
Remember to be kissed by goat
>>126977682
>Le jumpscare
A-am I spooky yet, guise ?
>>126978330
If you actually played Genocide, you would know that that line is only said if you choose to erase the world; does not result in a jumpscare.
Have a nice day.
>>126978462
How terrible, you found me out !
I indeed never played this route, being a man of taste.
Why is the lizard so lewd /utg/?
>>126982739
They just paired the uglies together. Thank god.
>>126983194
But lizard is cute.
Which character would you impregnate and have a loving family with?
OVERWATERED FLOWEY
>>126977992
Spaghetti skeleton is not for lewd.
Yet again, I'm willing to do shitty mspaint sfw requests. Let's do this shit
>>126977682
JUSTIN AND RESHIRAM TOGETHER FOREVER
une lizarde thique
goodnight homies
What would it take to make the perfect Undertale cosplay?
>>126985030
CUTE
>>126987083
I'd take a r63 edgegoat.
>>126987083
Gee I'll have to think about it
For finding a nice anon tohave a platonic relationship with
>>126990362
Not the guy who requested it but thanks. Goodnight.
REQUESTING GOATDAD PICS
So, bara visual novel writefag here. Just got back from the first meeting with my precious drawfriends and I sure got some good news!1. All three of us have played Undertale, so we are really in synch on some very important ideas.
2. We have decided on screen resolution and, roughly, on the art style. We are seriously considering on using pixel art because that's more in line with the drawfriends experience.
3. We have decided on a name. It'll be "The Joyful and The Bold."
4. It's extremely likely one of our characters will be GOTE. Probably will look like goatdad, but who knows, we might pick edgegoat instead.
5. We need reference images for Asgore and Asriel. So help plz, post gote. Can be sexy or cute, we need both.
>>126990326
gaster keks
>want to stay and post thick but i have to work on non-UT commissions
blegh
>>126990362
fucking!! start!!
Sticking your heart into a jar full of salt and barbed wire
>>126987083
Plump, housewife Chara makes my dick rock hard
>>126990326
Gaster shooting sans with blaster
>>126990463
You should include a secret joke route.I nominate either Mad Dummy or Woshua.
>>126978109
I want to cuddle with the goat
>>126990397
>Having a family with your mom
That's weird and kind of scary. I'm not ready to be a dad.
Requesting Mettaton and Undyne doing a puppet show at a school and Undyne keeps swearing and Mettaton needs to keep covering her swears up.
>>126990502
2nd worst son and 2nd worst friend.
>>126990463
>Asking people to post gote
Do not raise that which you cannot put down.
>>126990362
Dude we get it
You like Dragonball Z
Don't get horny!
So I'm sure it's been posted and I missed it but what did /utg/ think about thyco and gabe shitting on undertale
https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2015/12/30/early-onset-coot-disease
https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2015/12/30/my-favorite-games-of-2015
>>126990598
shut up chara you fuck I'll punch you in the pelvis
>>126990326
Papyrus praying to Gaster for guidance!
I'm sick of hearing your shit. You gonna run your fuckin' mouth all day or are you gonna fight, sushi bitch?
>>126990480
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and lemon-coated razors just to hear her fart through an old radio shack walkie-talkie
I'm starting to like the idea of Sans voiced by Steve Blum more and more.
>>126987083
Not sure how it would work but there you go.
>>126990284
Floweys stem-belly sloshing from all the water inside him!
Flowey struggling to reach the TV remote over his fat stem!
Flowey whining about how he'll never let you water him again after he gets back to normal!
>>126990625
>implying Alphys wouldn't wear a Kami house bikini
hugging anons is real
post music to cuddle gotes to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOp43dgcbR8
>>126990663
i llegit dont know how who any of these people are but holy shit that is one of the most poorly written things i've ever seen.
it's "13-year old pretending to be smart on reddit"-tier.
>>126990362
thank you and goodnight
>>126990717
Don't! Mommy wants you to be safe and healthy! Stay away from broken glass!
>>126990663
>The game is gleeful in its cannibalism of the medium, there’s blood all over its face but it’s smiling. It’s intimate with the tropes it has on display, and at this precise moment in time I’m discomfited by what it does with that familiarity.
>It is insufficiently reverent, and does not perform the proper obeisances. Others like it for precisely these reasons. I’m delighted by the iconoclasm intellectually and repulsed by it viscerally; if nothing else, it’s providing an intense psychological workout.
>>126990397
>>126990578
>wanting to give her another kid to kill
were the first 8 not enough?
>>126990663
The Bald and Piglike Show is still relevant?
>>126990789
I can try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV9VuPkIIv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVztRSln7U
>>126990780
HUG ME
>>126990663
I think they let the shitty teenagers yelling at everybody to play it ruin it for them. If they don't like the actual game that's fine, but it sounds like they're more upset at the people who like Undertale than Undertale itself.
>>126990663
all i can think about is this one person who's obsessed with penny arcade and who loves undertale and i'm just waiting for their response.
>>126990731
>purposefully fattening flowey so theres more of him to hug
>>126990717
>"Frisk, I noticed you only come to Bible Study with me when they have food."
>"Are you using Jesus for a free dinner?"
>"Huh...?"
>"Yea, I know he fed the poor but I don't think this is the same thing."
>"What do you mean you're poor too, you life with my parents for gosh sakes!"
>"Huh...oh..."
>"Umm...well..."
>"I suppose...a hug couldn't hurt...."
>"K-k-eep your hands above the belt please..."
>"..............."
>"..............."
>"I thought I said keep them above the belt!"
>"Yes I meant mine too!!"
>>126990663
>I have no idea what Tycho is talking about but I think we agree. If you asked me why I thought Undertale was stupid I’d just tell you it looked like shit and made no fucking sense. It is the videogame equivalent of the nonsense symbols crazy people draw on their walls with shit.
>>126990663
>finally read this
I wonder what it's like, to be so deeply hollowed and out of touch with everything. Sad what an end they met. Bitter bitter nerds.
>>126990883
reading that fucking post was an intense psychological workout
>>126991019
this quote sounds fake I'm praying it's fake
>>126990663
Gabe loved The Order 1886 and how short it was.
That's all you need to read to understand how useless their opinion is on any video game.
>>126990470
>>126990663
>game in someone's favorites of 2015
>pokemon picross
>activities that someone concievably could enjoy spending time doing
>pokemon picross
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
>>126987083
I want to have a spider child with Muffet
>>126990880
I want goat mommy to take care of my health and safety even if that means sometimes doing lewd things.
>>126990883
That was the most absurdly pretentious thing I've read all day.
>>126990565There'll be some joke endings, but a joke route is just too much effort. We have actually decided on a few of the joke endings today!
There's a very simple early-game puzzle which affects how much money your character has. Later on, you have to get the love interest drunk enough to confess some stuff. If he get's too drunk, though, he'll puke on you and he'll go home and BAD END.
There'll also be some very lewd joke-y endings if certain criteria are met.
>>126990663
>Undertale is the New Game You Have To Like Or You Don’t Get It. These sanctified vessels are selected by an organization that is either lofty or subterranean, I haven’t decided, and one of the cool things about being old is that I don’t care.
I legit wouldn't be able to tell this from one of my pretentious friend's middle school essays.
>>126991080
>this quote sounds fake I'm praying it's fake
youre not going to like the answer
>>126990981
>K-k-eep your hands above the belt please...
>>126991140
>sometimes
Try all the time
People post some fish noses for me to get rid of, I don't have many Undyne images.
>>126990981
I'm in love with this goat.
>>126991090
Seeing how they both come from the "John Wick" school of shit hole DM's, any opinion they have about anything is useless.capture the babe comic was funny though.
>>126990663
>giving a shit about Penny "I haven't been relevant in 5 years here's some hot controversial opinions please read comics about my shithead kids" Arcade
>>126990663
Some guy desperately leafing through a thesaurus to impress his Internet friends and sound smart/10
Anyone know if toby responded on twitter to the penny arcade shit
>>126990554
>>126991286
me too anonthe gote not being real makes me really hopeless though
>>126977682
Hey /utg/, have any undertale related dreams recently? I dreamed Papyrus got the shit kicked out of him in court.
>>126983264
I hope this is suitable.
>>126991138
But she is a spider
Reading spoiler tags in dead /utg/ threads
Either you get bestiality or ERPing
>>126990598Don't be so hard on yourself Anon, you can always be No. 1!
>>126991140
Mommy understands that she's very sexy; It can be hard on a growing boy to have such a nice body in front of them all the time... Maybe a bit of skinship would help...?
>>126991286
You better be a girl anon. And ready to do the whole, "true love waits" thing.
>>126991019
>made no fucking sense
Are we sure he made the attempt to play it? Or even watch a video of the game in the first place?
>>126991420
Not recently, and the only one lasted for a few seconds and I didn't actually get to talk to the character. I'm hoping I get a proper one soon though.
>>126991385
get out
>>126991502
>Are we sure he made the attempt to play it
of course not or he got all hung up on the not killing monsters thing that a lot of people can't seem to get over
>>126991482
and I just fapped an hour ago
>>126991420
I've brought this up a few times, but I've had this repeated dream of cuddling a really realistic asriel and listening to him saying stuff about being from another planet. I haven't really dreamed in a few years so it's pretty cool
>>126991396
Saved
>>126991420
Dreamed I had sex with this character.
>>126991482
B-But does she care about me inthatway too? She's really nice too offer, but I wouldn't want her to have to deal with me in that way if she didn't feel the same way.
Does anybody have that picture of Mettaton, Frisk, and Undyne as the Pillarmen from JJBA? I can't find it in my absolute clusterfuck of an Undertale folder.
>>126991452
Yeah so?
>>126990565
>asgore (36).png
Anon, would you be willing to upload a .zip of your Asgore folder? Could you make this invaluable service for the bara vn?
i want to hug all of you
>>126991690BLUEBOARD
>>126991690
You forgot one bar there anon.
>>126991119
I'm not even the one that requested this and I love it.
what do you do when youre sad, /utg/
>>126991778
We all do Anon. We all do.
>>126990579
>>126991829Drink.
I do it everyday. It's working so far.
>>126991829
I talk to /utg/ about it and they always make me feel better.
>>126991794
>>126991796whoops
>>126991482
She knows that you need more than just that to be satisfied. Maybe a quick frontal nude?
>>126991829
stay busy so I don't think about it
>>126991829
Listen to uplift music, cry, play vidja games. And read things.know that someone loves you no matter where you are.
>>126987083
Getting seahorse Aaron male pregnant!
>>126991829
>>126991829
Write lewds and bathe on the cum of my faithful wankers.
>>126991667
As the artist, I am flattered
>>126991829
exercise as of recent
>>126991829
Write conservative Asriel because I know it makes people laughand sometimes gives them feels from their childhood
how can i get any edgeier?
>>126991829
Don't think about it and distract myself with other things
That's what I usually do when I get unwanted feels of any kind
Seems like the sort of thing that'll backfire on me eventually, but that hasn't happened yet
>>126977682
How can I be together forever with Chara
>>126991829
I fix fish noses
>>126992078
make him have wings but the wings are actually knives
>>126991968
link to original?
plz
>>126992078
Add fangs and a glowing dick bulge
>>126991968
There ya go,champ.
>>126992027
It's the thighs and hips man, I love the thick wit the thighs and hips with a little bulge.
>>126990895
D-do you really think it was Toriel who killed all those kids?
How could that be a thought process?
>>126991829
Come here.
>>126992078
>no eye fire
>>126992078
Add wings but make the other one look super edgy.
>>126992158
I meant she had 8 of her kids die on her, not that she herself killed them.
another day where flowey isn't real
i wanna FUCKING DIE
WHY CANT HE BE REAL
>>126991482
Sorry I got distracted and kept browsing again, goodnight for real this time, love you /utg/
this general makes me wish i hadnt quit trying to draw
>>126992145
got you senpaihttp://imgur.com/cXrfh14
>>126992274
that feel, man
you dandy fuck
>>126991482
I love mommy!
>>126992401
scrungus
another day where the gote isn't real
i wanna FUCKING DIE
WHY CANT HE BE REAL
>>126991354
Penny Arcade were shitting on the fandom of Undertale more than the actual game itself. Toby would agree with how shit the fandom is.
>>126990683
>>126992302
sleep well friend
>>126992362
thank you to the moon and back
>>126991829
Well I was kinda sad earlier, but I'm feeling a little better now.
This is probably going to sound weird, but a few years ago I came across the realization that I didn't want to spend my life being sad. So when sad things happen I take a little time to be sad, then I think "okay, enough of that", and move on. Of course some things take longer than others, but for the most part I try really hard to only have it last a few hours at the very most.
I listen to music, talk to you guys or my friends, or zone out playing a videogame/writing a story.
>>126992334
Try drawing again.
>>126991751
not him but I have a almost 400 pic Asgore folder that is mostly filled with not crap, just let me look up an anonymous way to upload it
>>126992437
She loves you too.As long as you never leave her
>>126991672
Of courseShe's seen in the morning, what happens... down there. She's embarrassed to admit, but she's impressed. Such a young boy, too! And If he's having lewd thoughts, too, then...
>>126992465
>more than the actual game itself.
>>126991019
>If you asked me why I thought Undertale was stupid I’d just tell you it looked like shit and made no fucking sense. It is the videogame equivalent of the nonsense symbols crazy people draw on their walls with shit.
sure anon
>>126991621
I feel honored.
>Drink myself into a drunken stupor
>End up crying for an hour that Flowey isn't real
hi anons
these characters make me really sad because they all embody things I've been missing in life.
is there any way to stop that feeling?
>>126992543
>Not posting superior version
>Not posting superior goat
>Not staying with superior Dreemurr
do you think that erping in spoilers could get me b&?not trying to start anything, just wondering since many posts got deleted last thread
chara and i are having a baby, /utg/. we're expecting it by october. congratulate us.
>>126992493
I'm glad you're feeling better skull.
>>126992598
It was more upfront compared to the post modern dialogue dump about the fans being blind fanboys
>>126992697Probably safer to take it to skype or steam or something
Toby is a fucking idiot if he made a game like Undertale and didn't expect this to happen.
>People won't want to save Asriel, despite the entire game being about timetravel and universe bending and shit!
>"People won't sexualize characters!"
>"People won't tumblr-up the game, they'll accept the level of progressiveness as OK and not go past it!"
He's the most special kind of snowflake, the 'it won't happen to me cause I'm special!' kind
mommy plush when
i need to own everything undertale
>>126992750
they hate both, anon. theyve said as much
>>126992565
Its her job to make sure her child is always happy so he stays home with mommy.
>>126991261
>>126991829
Talk about it thoroughly with people I love, or go through it thoroughly with myself.
>>126991261
Here, was hard to find a good one with a nose.
>>126992679
No. Welcome to /utg/ suppressed depression capital of the world.
Have a Snowdrake.
>>126992715
omedetou anon-san
>>126992673
hi anon
I made this and have nowhere else to put it.
One of these days I'll have to make a KYM account.
>>126992812
Toby came up with the "Undertail" porn tag during the demo days on the official blog, he knew.
>>126992721
I know I say this a lot, but thank you. I mean it every time I say it. I still feel a little sick to my stomach, but I'm determined not to let this get to me.
>Gaster fight
>Uses Upgraded Triple Shot Gaster Blasters
>Blue SOUL + Gravity Manipulation + Platforming/Jumping.
>Uses the symbols and bones in the attack.
>As the fight goes on the screen gets glitchier, the bounding box breaks and the FIGHT, ITEM, ACT and MERCY options get swapped.>tfw can't code anything for shit
>>126992715
Got any names in mind?
>>126992715
Chara is not the mother, but you are still the father
>>126992874
There's still no melty incest
>>126992812
i dont really know anything about toby, but just from playing ut he seems like he was in the tumblr crowd before.
did he say anything about all the r34 the game has spawned?
>>126992812
Where has he said he didn't expect this?
He officially sanctioned the Undertail tag for NSFW fan work purposes, so he at least knew the second one was going to happen, and he worked on Homestuck so he's seen how stupid fandoms can be.
>>126992078
Give him some kind of piercing.
Where?
How?
FUCK IT, ANYWHERE.
>>126992827
soonTM
http://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-toriel-plush
>>126992812
What the fuck, did he ever give the indication that he DIDN'T think any of this would happen? If anything, he's done the opposite.
>>126991829
Browse 4chan and play video games while ignoring the world around me.
Guess what I've been doing since 2008.
>>126990663
Man I don't even care that people might not like the game, they can think whatever. But that's the most pretentious thing I've read all day long.
>>126991751
Sure.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/scyj3b6rq5z8bzh/I_made_mistakes.rar
I stopped saving any image that isn't Asgore as the solo focus to the foldersince i have a separate folder for multiple charactersbut there's still a few stray ones.
Also, I keep forgetting to mass-rename the new shit.
>>126992812
i dunno about the asriel stuff, but he definitely 100% knew about the tumblr and sexualization.
at worst he didn't realize the sheer extent of his popularity
>>126992565
Fuck I just fapped like 15 minutes ago
>>126993008
>it cuts off the best lizard face in the game
for shame, ifunny
>>126992946
she seems bent on choosing between louis cipher, deville or judas
>>126992395
I want to hug the huge chubby overwatered flower while he yells at me, calls me weird, gross, etc,
i want to keep hugging him until he stops insulting me and accepting his fate as my cute littlebighuggy plushie
>>126993146
why tf is that even on ifunny, normies wouldn't understand
Does SIR ever make bad artwork?
http://sirartwork.tumblr.com/post/134926529353/the-crossover-that-no-one-asked-for
>>126992673
I still haven't run into shamchat omega flowey-kun again and I miss them because that's the closest I'll get to him being realand bullying me
>>126992871
Already fixed that yesterday, so here you are
>>126992850
Will fix this next
>>126992302
Wannafugthe crate boy
>>126993007
I still fear that it'll end up looking like shit
>>126993146
She has the best portraits in general.
>>126992874
REMOVEsadness
>>126993146
Is there a clean version of that image? I would more than gladly post it instead of the shitty iFunny cap
>>126993238
iFunny is basically the "I only browse memes on my phone" version of 9gag, so take that as you will.
>*In my way.
>>126993058
> 110 MB of Asgore
No mistakes, anon. Only dreams and eternal glory. All your work will now be used for a greater cause.
>>126993268
the shirts and poster and stickers were all pretty good, i have faith this wont get fucekd up
>>126993195
>tfw you will never be anyone's cute huggy plushy
>>126993243
>SIR's 2015 /fit/ new year comic
truly the greatest
>>126992973
How is that possible
>>126992812
>Worked with Hussie on Homestuck of all things for years
>Was an active tumblr user
>Made the hot animals joke
Only one I can't counter is Asriel but I don't think he's said any of these things you claim he said.
>>126993367
Here you go, anon.
>>126993347
You can mod out Snowy. But you can never delete that feel.
>>126993347
remove sadness?
and then you'll want us to save Asriel and Gaster, right?
>>126993131You're a growing boy with lots of energy, Mommy understands if you're difficult to satisfy... Come here then, Mommy will take care of you.
>>126993256
are you that napstablook
>>126993483
That'd be nice, yeah.
>>126993259
Thanks anon, can you take a shot at this one?
i want to take a gote into public for the sole purpose of getting weird looks
What if you injected SPAGHETTI with DETERMINATION
I've also got some images which have Abe Sapien nostril noses but I like for the most part. Not sure if I wanna have those fixed.
>>126993497I bet you never did any of this stuff with Asriel
>>126993453
You're a cool dude, anon, and don't let anyone tell you any different.
>>126993397
I didn't want to feel this feel. Stop making me feel unwanted feels.
Bad abdominal cramps today. World's worst pill-swallower, psych myself out every single time I try to down one. Any advice?
>>126993287
>Alphys
>best portrait
That's a funny way to spell Mettaton, anon.
>>126983323
Wise words of advice.
>>126993607
Not much would change. Just more sauce everywhere instead of flower pollen
>>126993720
water?
>>126993540maybe.................
>>126993720
I'm guessing you've tried taking pills with juice already, but that's what I do
>>126993720
Try drinking a huge gulp of water as fast as you can.
Practice with Tic-Tacs if you wanna.
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S GRILL OR BE GRILLED
>tfw you feel like ecto-organs are a neat idea wasted on Sans and Papyrus
SO FUCKING AWKWARD
>>126992565
>tfw mom used to wake me up in the morning until an age way past when she probably should have stopped and told me to do it myself
>The first thing I would always do in the morning is hug her from my bed
>Thought I was pretty good at hiding it but she probably saw at some point
It's a weird thought.
>>126993796I always use water, but I can't seem to get myself to pretend the pill isn't there. I've tried putting the pill in my mouth first and also having water in my mouth first.
Does anybody else get a weird glitch where they can't move the character when they start the game?
I can navigate menus and shit, but I just can't move the character.
The fuck is happening?
>>126993373
>* The heroine appearsI think I'm going full autism, cause I actually want her to beat me.
>>126993720I'm also bad at swallowing pills and only do it if i have to. I sometimes eat them with crackers or a sandwich, but crackers make it pretty easy.
>>126993782
Papyrus has found a god
>>126993720
Clench your teeth and get somebody to blow in your nose.
>>126993058
many thanks anon
>>126993830
fuck
>>126993497O-Okay...
>>126993720
Put it in food you don't need to chew to swallow, like soggy cereal. If you want to not have to do that in the future, however, you are just going to have to get used to the taste and feel of swallowing a bitter pill.
>>126993720
use a pill cutter
>>126993805I'm not sure if juice would help, but I suppose I'll try that next time they get bad.
>>126993825I'll try this too. Thanks, guys.
>>126993914
>>126993943
What the fuck
Is that really a thing
>>126993874She knew the whole time
>>126993720
I have the opposite problem.
I swallow pills really easy, like, I can swallow 5 different pills at the same time with just one gulp of water, but on the other hand all the other stuff gets fucking stuck in my throat.
Like, I had fries, like, 14 hours ago and I still feel as if I still had one stuck in my throat.
>>126993907
In what way, anonymous?
>>126993720
I'm assuming you've tried downing it with water, but if not, get a bunch of water in your mouth, throw the pills in, swallow, etc.
Other things to try include ice cream (place it in a spoonful, try to swallow the whole thing), dello, that sort of semi-solid.
Don't try to dry swallow, it can actually fuck you up long-term.
If you're psyching yourself out, try getting a mouthful of water, plop the pills in there, and then put on a youtube video for a minute or two. Let the pills drift to the back of your mouth and then just swallow the water, it might work.It took me like a year to learn how to swallow pills when I was younger and had to take painkillers, but that's because I was a moron.
>>126993893
Hmm maybe try a milkshake or something, a drink that has some thickness to it to mask the fact that you're swallowing a solid
Okay, still feeling pretty shitty but I've gotta force myself to bed sometime. Reposting what I finished today:
http://askull4everyoccasion.tumblr.com/post/136275030130/a-year-every-minute-pt-21
Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I have a full day of work and then might come home to more drama, so... yeah. Goodnight /utg/.
>>126993754
When are those last two used?
>>126993595
I'll do this next
>>126993627
And I'll do this too, then see if you like it or not I guess.
>>126992850
>>126993907
It's natural to want to bad guy to lose.
>>126991427
Not the requester but that's cute as hell anon.
>>126993640She tried for a long time, but he never responded to any of her advances.
At first she felt bad, trying to force him like that... but not long after the first child fell into the ruins, she caught Asriel trying to kiss him! It seems he just has some peculiar tastes, is all.
You, however... You've been trying to catch glimpses of her body for as long as she can remember...
>>126994079
G'night Skull. Just remember, no matter how bad it gets a bunch of depraved sodomite strangers on the internet love you!
>>126994035S-Stop, that's weird. I'm not attracted to my mom, but imagining it happening with Toriel...
>>126994079
Sleep well Skull.
>>126992849
I'm going to have to ask you the source on that one
>>126993907Even if she beats you, she'll melt away a few moments later.
>>126994079
sleep well love
>>126993914I'll try this too.
>>126994030Keep in mind these are fairly small ibuprofens.
>>126994089
thanks bud
>>126992478
Praise be to Gaster.
>>126994229
I unno, she's pretty fucking determined.
>>126993058
I took a look on your images. They're more than enough for what we need. Thank you, kind anon, may goatdad be with you.
ayy bby
u wan some fuk?
>>126994187
Its not like there wasn't good reasonyour posts are making me feel funny down there anon
>>126991751
this guy here >>126992504 if you still want it, though it also has pictures of the whole goat family, some comics and may have a duplicate or twohttps://mega.nz/#!og4RwAZB!ngT3P3ZSEpeZEegxf_RM373L1KShI8I9yiZSXvsBS24
>>126993058nice
>>126994059
Fucking Guilt Trip: The Game.
In this moment I know have to realize that I'm the bad guy, and it actually hurts.
wwalks into thread
>>126993778
I lol'd, good job and thanks for taking my request.
>>126994074I've been trying for at least a year now. I'm pretty embarrassed and frustrated with myself for not being able to do something so basic.
Thanks for all the tips guys. Didn't expect this much advice.
>>126994079
Tomorrow will be better, you'll feel good after getting some sleep. And if it's not, we're still here for you for what that's worth. Goodnight.
do you guys have separate folders for all the characters or do you have one large undertale folder?
>>126994031
I never considered that people have difficulty swallowing pills. I've had to swallow pills all most of my life so I can even swallow huge disgusting gag-reflex inducing ones without water.
When I, rarely, have trouble swallowing one, I do this thing where drink water and I inhale while leaning back, and just let it slide down my throat.
>>126994228
atryl
>>126993836
I seem to remember some other series where there were creatures which filled in for the missing organs of a character. But I don't remember the name or even the medium.
You're all wonderful people, and I hope that you're going to have a wonderful day, or have had a fantastic day.I believe in you!Even if you don't believe in yourself.
>>126994450
I have this
>>126994450
I only really save Muffet pics so just one folder for now and in it a few non muffet mixed in
>>126993907
Who she is does not matter. She is your enemy, so she will die! They send us to slaughter or be slaughtered. No free will of our own, merely mindless obedience!
>>126994450
Separate because I'm an autist
>>126994380
There's always space in my heart for more goatdad. Thank you for your contribution!I'll be sure to pick only the freshest, juiciest goatdads so our bara harvest is plentiful and virtuous.
underswap so sorry
you are coated in a strange cyan ink
theme song: furrydance
>>126994643
>organization
>autism
Not really, senpai
>>126994416
stop reminding me
>>126994583
Aww, thanks Papyrus.
>>126994583
I'm terrible and you putting faith in me makes me feel even worse!
Goddamn you, skeleton man! Stop making me miserable!
>>126994450
I have a gotemom folder and that's it
>>126994450
I got separate folders for all mains, some significant minor characters like the shopkeepers, and one for group stuff.Then subfolders for shipping garbage and lewds.
>>126994378She certainly noticed it too, the way he took after her, with that impeccable form! It didn't help at all when she learned her son took after his father as well... I'm sure you can guess in what way.
Needless to say, years of spurned advances have left mommy Toriel a bit needy...
>>126994450
all the shit together aside from my fave
>>126994450
both
Kinda
Lewd folders in the Mixed-Other and Alphys-Undyne folders
Not a lot in those, tho. And i still need an Alphys-Undyne + Skellies folder
Anyone have that pastebin with Asriel getting jealous Frisk was hanging with Monster Kid more often? Can't find it anywhere.
Also looking for the one with musclebro and shotagoat, thanks
>>126994450
i usually just save whatever images in general, not just undertale, and when I hit 500 i start a new folder. mostly so SAI doesn't get overwhelmed by the amount of pictures in folders.
>>126994702
It sucks though because I save a lot of pictures that it takes me a good hour to sort though them
>>126994815
I want to give mommy all the love she needs!
>>126994815
Has there been a picture with the main characters in the Ginyu Force pose yet?
this fucking general is giving me an oedipus complex
>>126994450
>>126994450
I have over 2700 pictures in a single folder because I'm in denial about how deep I am into this shit
>>126992598
I don't know why that quote makes me as mad as it does
Like you (guy from Penny Arcade) draw shitty webcomics about STAR WARS!!!!!11 and MIENCRAFT!!!!!1 for a living you fucking loser, are you really one to talk?
I want goatmom to not die on me like my real mom
>>126994901
chara is a dork!
a cute dork!
>>126994561
Was it Skullgirls? I'm pretty certain it wasn't, because I know barely anything about the game, but that's the only thing that came to mind.
>>126994450
I do not have an Undertale folder because I am not autistic.
>>126994815
>momgote trying to seduce shotegote
Yep, I know what Im writing my next fic about.
>>126995036
Wow... way to kill the buzz man.
>>126994561
>>126995046
You're almost certainly thinking of the webcomic Monster Pulse. Ugly af art stlye, that one.
>>126995012
~6500 spread over 90 folders
Chin up, you haven't gone off the deep end YET
i wonder what joy tastes like
>>126995005
>underfell snowdrake
Okay, I chuckled.
>>126993595
I'm starting to think I'm making them look worse
>>126994815
>>126994450
Folders though I need to go through them and sort shit better at some point
>>126994995Embrace it
oi faggots
wheres my prince shotagote dom fic
>>126990717
What the fuck am I reading
>>126994759I'm sorry for making you feel that way, anon.But you can't stop me from believing in you.You can do better, even if its just a bit.
>>126994450
I have separate folders for characters I have a deal of art of (i.e. Undyne, Grillby), and the main folder being full of comics/reaction images.
>>126991721
I KNOW ONEA YALL NIGGAS HAS IT
>>126995039
A dork indeed
>>126995262
at that rate we'll have to contact keji-station
>>126995154
anon bringing the bants
>>126995260
Lmao who cares whether or not they have noses you chris-chan sperg
>>126995260
Doing God's work my friend.
>>126995028
If I were in their shoes, I'd be embarrassed to say I thought Undertale didn't make any sense. It's not like it's MGS or Kingdom Hearts level of bonkers.
>>126995235
what le hell is underfell
also what is humantale
man im so far behind
>>126995262
THIN>thick
crate-kun lying in his crate with the blanket over him touching himself and covering his mouth to prevent the soft moans and whimpers that find their way out anyway while he thinks about being gangbanged by /utg/ anons
>>126994919
She's so glad you feel that way! Careful what you wish for, though. She might need an awful lot of love...
You're still young though, She's sure you can handle it. But there's only one way to find out...
>>126995260
Maybe leaving the hint of a nose or a bridge could do it good.
>>126995225
thick, slightly warm trix yogurt
>>126995260
That's just because in the drawing, the nose is used as a way to use up negative space and make Undyne's face look more featured, and by taking the nose away, the negative space of the face is more obvious.
If you really care about it looking good, try adding a darker shading to the place where the nose used to be.
>>126995235
>>126990960
>>126995323
T. First week on 4chan
>>126995039
But she wants to kill everybody in the universe...
>>126995431Thanks for all this
>>126995417fucking a thin girl is like fucking a bag of antlers, anon.
>>126995046
>>126995179
Seeing as I've never read Monster Pulse, it's more likely Skullgirls, but I don't remember anyone who's quite like that.
thick
goat
cum
>>126995556
>she
>>126995387
>calling me a sperg
>gets mad at me for no reason
please don't
>>126995391
Here's another one
>>126993627
I think even I prefer this one with the nose.
>>126994450
I put UT pics I like in My Pictures(sorting it all out tomorrow), everything Undyne or Undyne/Alphys related go in my folders for that.
titfuck version of this soon
>>126995431Don't worry, they've got help if they need it!
>>126995554
you used the meme wrong you dip
>>126995570
>>126995570
No chest or hips
>>126995585
Toriel's, right?
>>126995225Kroger coffee and donut ice cream.
>>126978109
Who's the artist of this?
>>126995404
underfell is undertale where everyone is evil/opposite/edgy/blackandred
pic retaliated is humantale
so if you have sex with an Amalgamate, are you gay or straight? because it's gender is quite fluid
>>126995404
underfell is an edgy au from tumblr where everyone is evil except flowey, they dress in red and black and are very edge. for aesthetic only.
human tale is someone from tumblr making all the undertale characters into humans but also trying to make it 'diverse', and giving them crazy sexualities that have crazy names tumblr style.
>>126995624
You're the autist here, dumbass. You're literally doing an Undyne version of "SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLUE ARMS". Evaluate your life choices.
>>126993907
>>126994395
Actually, fuck it, after a few deaths that guilt goes away.
Now I'm determined to see her dead.
>>126995431
I want to be mommy's good boy!
>>126995624
Thanks. Looks pretty good for the most part.
>>126995394
It's just the sheer hypocrisy. He's calling a game he's likely never played ugly garbage (paraphrasing a bit but you get the point) while he, for a living, draws webcomics for twelve-year-olds to laugh it
>HAHAHAHA LOOK GUYS, MINECRAFT CREEPERS!!! HAHAHAHAHA CALL OF DUTY FUNNIES!!!! XDD
>>126995179
i didnt think the art style was that bad, anon
>>126995670
oh man
>>126995784
That's the spirit. This is our true nature!
>>126995763
ha... ha...nice... one
>>126995758
>>126995769
underfell soundskinda cool
>>126995775
Undyne in game does not have a nose, he's just fixing what many artists do wrong.
Some people prefer their fish without a nose.
I want mommy's butt on my face!
>>126994840
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/18LbE8Bf1COEnwoMSzB7D354Vt41LPDPZv43gm3GXaWI/edit?pli=1
This one?
>>126995990
Its edgy in the dumb way though
>>126995775
I appreciate the nose removals, shush.
i want to feel omega flowey's vines wriggling down my throat
>>126996027
Me too!
>>126995905
to be fair i tried reading it years ago and it seems to have substantially improved since, as all webcomics are wont to do. My only gripe has always been the protagonists gigantic, poorly-drawn nose. I just can't with this.
>>126993778
Anon, do you have a dropbox/imgur? Also, which requests have you done/do you plan on doing?
>All these excuses for a fat fetish
>>126995948
>no memoryhead
why
>>126996027
this but edgegote desu
>>126994450
been a while since someone asked me this one
>>126995990
I like it but I can see why people would hate it.
>>126996119
Me too
>>126996119Mmm, I can feel them wriggling~
>>126996090
Ow, that is really edgy.
>>126994795
>>126994832
>>126995012
>>126995195
>>126995342
>>126996238
I would pay good imaginary dollars for these collections.
>>126996090
>He knows what he's done
I hope this picture was meant to be funny, that's fantastic. Makes it sound like they're comparing Asgore to a cat that knocked over a fishbowl.
>>126996004
Just like how Sonic got blue arms in Sonic Boom and Chris went on the warpath against Sega for it. Stop being such an autist and deal with the fact people take artistic liberties when drawing characters. It's such a minute fucking thing it's like an Asgorefag complaining his horns aren't drawn right.
>>126995990It can be.
>>126996143
eh, my nose pet peve is tumblr nose with the random offcolor shape, anything else doesnt really register with me
>>126996274
If it stayed to designs it would be fine but it's usually treated as a poor excuse to draw Sans and Papyrus having incestuous BSDM sex. Cuz that's edgy, you know?
>>126995775
I'm pretty sure I've seen this nose guy around somewhere else before, and I'm pretty sure he was dick then, but it really is stupid that someone would put a nose on something that very clearly doesn't have a nose, and it isn't like it hurts having alternate versions if they people actually like them.
>>126996238
Where's the porn folder?
>>126996027
>>126996125Well, if that's what you'd like. Please do be careful though, it's quite large after all...
Can you breathe okay? Are you enjoying yoursel- oh! Oh my... You should watch where you put your tongue, dear!
>>126996274
Some of the designs are pretty good, when people try to fluff it out it usually gets cringe-y though. Like underfell sans having a brother fetish.
>>126996192
>fat
I like my milfs around this size but a tiny bit chubbier. Not fat right?
>>126996306
Anonymous, I know you're baiting, but tell me..
If your favorite character to whatever-the-hell was suddenly turned to look like some fat orange goblin, would you mind?
>>126996403i dont have one because im not a degenerate
>>126996407
do i want to fuck frisk or do i want frisk to fuck me
i may never know for sure
>>126996480
You're clean
>>126996538
You, I like.
>>126996374
I like it as porn fodder minus the fluff
>>126996524
It wasn't about sonic being stretched out. It's that he had blue arms. That'd be like protesting in public over the fact that Toby reversed the color of the stripes on Frisk's shirt.
Post peaches
>>126996559we're all friskgo get some lotion and fuck yourself
>>126996382
Let me spell this out: it's fucking irrelevant. I could start crusading about how people make Undyne look too pretty, but it would be ridiculous and stupid.
>>126995531
>>126995485
Is this okay?
Not much of a difference but I'm not really that good.
>>126995775
>>126996306
Please stop, I'm only really doing this for fun.
Don't need to get your panties in a bunch.
>>126996382
I've literally only been on /utg/ and a few times on /vg/ and/hm/
>>126996407
>>126996442
god alphys looks fucking awful
please remember to kiss a goat in 2016 /utg/
>>126996643
No one is crusading, one guy is making edits to artwork, and other people save them for personal viewing pleasure.
Technically, you're the only one on a crusade.
>>126983487
Twisted the request AGAIN.
But more cute cousins is good, right?
>>126995990
The aesthetic can be kind of neat
It's only really appealing when people spin it as "Undertale but cynical" instead of turning everyone into complete edgelords
>>126996442
>>126996374
Yeah but sans can't win no matter what. They do that shit to regular sans all the time. It just gets worse in au's maybe.
>>126996652
That is better, anon, good job.
>>126996621
Please stop posting tallskel being raped
>>126996306
>>126996628
Literally zero people who are not Chris-Chan gave a shit about blue arms besides bait and memes.
>>126996238You should 7zip that shit and hook a brother up
>>126996738
D'aww.
>>126996630
I like white peaches best.
I encourage everyone in this thread to draw Papyrus eating/being fed canned peaches
>>126996407Sorry mommy, I just wanted to make you feel good...
>>126996524
False fucking equivalence. A nose or blue arms are in no way similar to a complete character revamp. It is your own mental issues if you see some miniscule detail off on a character and start screeching "THEYRE RUINED!!!"
What is the best Muffet picture?
>>126996643
Exactly, it's irrelevant.
>>126996652
Then it must've been some other guy removing noses from images. Can't even recall what it was, so I guess it's a moot point
>>126996739
What is Underfell sans like?
>>126996693
>"FRISK!"
>"You're supposed to SHAKE HANDS during the rite of peace!!"
>"My cheeks are all burning now!"
>"....no you may not kiss them to cool them down!!"
>>126996775
Exactly. Let's stop talking about it.
>>126996738
That's damn cute, ghosty anon.
>>126996762
I only posted it once! And they are clearly rough housing.
>>126995990
It can be cute and funny.
Or a terrible excuse for Oncler-fandom style porn.
>>126996407
I want Toriel to wake me up in the morning and give me big mommy hugs.
>>126996621
DO NOT LEWD THE SKELETONS
>>126978968
here's that m.bison!Asgore you wanted, anon, if you're still aroundi remembered the horns and ears this time
>>126996943
>>126997000
Wash away the anger?
>>126996652
>le umad
This autist rhetoric is still retarded. it's who cares enough about some stupid detail in the first place to start posting about how you're "fixing" the images. Go back to CWCville, Christina.
>>126996826Such a sweet boy. It felt very nice, just make sure to warn me next time!
>>126996157
Well I need to doodle up Mettablook and Alphys coming up with Mettaton's robot functions later on.
I think that's it for the requests though, I don't like having a backlog.
I suppose I can make an imgur for every ghost I've ever done? I only really draw ghosts for you guys.
>>126996621
It's weird cause I normally don't like Underfell or bonecest, but Underfell Sans being a brocon works for me.
>>126996407
>blackness near the base of her bum
I didn't order any chocolate.
>>126997083
>TFW missed mine
Oh well.
>>126996865
He's sort of tsundere from what I can remember, and he always seems sweaty and nervous.
>>126997126
It's a gap
>>126997080N-next time?
>>126996643
Anon, it's just like the people who does futa edits of porn and/or remove dicks from futa pics, if I think a picture would look better for me if I changed someting about it, and I'm actually capable of changing it, then why the hell wouldn't I do it? I just want to enjoy some art, Not force every artis ever to appeal to my personal tastes, that's not the point.
>>126996979
>that Flowey
He's so cute. He's so fucking cute. What the fuuuuck
>>126997083
I'd like that a lot, you draw them really cute.
>>126996865
>>126997196
There's a lot of vore porn of him for some reason, I think it's the fangs and eeeeevilness.
>>126997190
What was yours?
>>126996865
There's no consistent characterization between artists
But generally still a lazy dick
>>126997014
Pretty Awesome
Here, have a pair of Goats
Now i just need someone to draw that Ryu Frisk
>start posting Undertale art on Tumblr
>suddenly I'm followed by a bunch of autists with "trans" in their URLs and Mettaton icons
>check one of their blogs
>they're "kin" with the angry theatre critic from Psychonauts
what the fuck
>>126996407Jesus christ please make a lewdfic
>>126997228Yes, my child... If you don't mind making mommy feel nice, I suppose you can keep going...
I didn't bother to check what's being posted right now, but now it's Flowey.
>>126997375
Are you me? the same shit happened after I started doing it
>>126997352tummy, but meh
>>126977682
>together forever
>>126994380
Pretty good collection, m8. Quality goatdad.
>>126997249
Because it's obviously not the intention. It is quite literally buying sonic dolls and coloring the arms yellow. It's retarded, unnecessary, and just makes you look like a sperg who can't handle differences.
>>126997312
>>126997429
You're right! It is flowey posting time!
Temmy forever
>>126997375
That's not even the tip of the iceberg, friend. Have a good trip through mental disease-ville.
>>126996407
>>126997385
Agreed
>All these people wanting to fuck the loving and caring goatmother
For shame.
>>126995990
My only complaint is the lack of anti-Edgeriel art.
>>126997474
Over here, darling >>126991427
>>126997312
Flowey is the only thing I like about Underfell to be honest.
>>126997429
>>126997539
Excellent.
>>126997539
there is absolutely no, NO reason this should get me as hard as it has
jesus fuck
I want Toriel to rub my tummy to help me go to sleep
>>126997597
Freud I want to fuck the spider, what does that mean about me?
>>126997627
I would really like if in the Underfell AU, Toriel is flowey and thats why she's so nice, with Asriel being the bitter older brother caretaker.
But Im a faggot.
>>126997618
Oh wow, I didn't even see it! Thanks anon.
i cant do it anymore
>>126997597
I want to serve Chara.
I feel happy
>>126997429
what a qt flower
>>126997618
you should make a tumblrino
>>126997572I'm already an artfag, I don't have time for this shit. This literally happened because I was thickposting instead of doing my commission work
>>126990480
All the way up here
>>126997597
Well I mean I don't want just that. Loving and caring comes first, but sometimes when I get lewd urges it would be nice if she helps in a happy and healthy way.
>>126997679http://pastebin.com/p8L8fjCkmommy will do much better than that
New AU
Underfell monsters, no Flowey/Asriel, Frisk is a DEVGRU operator. No mercy, search and destroy.
>>126997726
Do what, anon?don't be life, because sucide never works.
>>126997803
What'd they commission, anon?
>>126997717
does anyone remember what mr onion dude says if you talk to him before the end of the pacifist route?
>>126997597
I want to fuck thelizard, what does that say about me?
i am drowning
there is no sign of land
>>126997823I know, this fic is what planted the idea in my head.
>>126997539
why does this make me so fucking hard jesus christ
i want to dominate the flower
>>126997937
t. alberto barbosa
>>126997920
Basically...
>>126997869
not UT-related, unfortunately. Just normal-people lewd
>>126997429
I really want tohugFlowey
>>126997597
I want to exercise with the fish. What's my diagnosis doc?
>>126997790
I have one, but it's more personal than just art dumps. I don't really like giving it out.
Plus I don't post the lewd ghosties there.
>>126997803
Well you're pretty great at writing too. Maybe try one when you have some free time?
>>126997685
>wanting to fuck a jew
Good goyim! Be sure to donate plenty of shekels to the spider jew association
>>126997495
Anon, no one is complaining about anything, no one is screaming about how it is ruined forever, he's just "fixing" a small detail that bothered him in a picture, if you're capable of changing something you don't like, and it's just a small thing that doesn't bother anyone else, for your own personal enjoyment, why would anyone else care? If you think Sonic looks better with yellow arms, why can't you just paint the arms on your own sonic doll? It's not illegal nor unmoral in any way.
>>126977682
I hope you guys could give me some insight on this.
Why do people always say that the genocide route is evil and shit, didn't the fucking monsters kill other 6 humans after chara? Am I supposed to feel bad by erradicating their fucking world? they literally killed 6 humans, as frisk, after the intro of the game where flowey does his bullshit, the more realistic thing to do wouldn't be to fucking kill anything that moves?
I have only completed the genocide route, the second I saw what flowey did at the start I said fuck these monsters I am cleansing this world from them.
Is there any possible justification for the slaughter of the others 6 kids? are people just retarded that can't see that the really evil ones are the fucking monsters? Did i miss a plot point because I'm retarded?
I would like to hear some thoughts on the matter.
>>126996979
qt pure flowey
UNDERFELL BEST NOW
JUST FOR THE FLOWEY
FLOWEY A CUTE
>>126996813
>>126996207
how u gona try to fuck/talk/interact alt all w a memery head
>>126998023
Is it thick? Put it on your imgur.
>>126997937
>>126997687
From what I remember, the popular Underfell Toriel is a motherly yandere. I've never seen anything about Asriel, surprisingly. Your ideas for both are as good as anybody's, anon. Bitter Asriel could definitely work.
>>126997831
why shouldnt i?fuck you you cant fucking stop me
>>126998072
okie dokie
thanks for drawing stuff here
>>126998005
Damn you.Do more
>>126998086
Humans put them in jail for eternity.
>>126997609
The true pacifist run would be depressing as hell.
Having the souls of all the monsters would slowly corrupt him. It'd be like the battle in the actual game, but in reverse and 2x more edge
>>126998038
>Wanting to exercise with a pathetic two-bit-punk
You should be exercising your responsibilities as a responsible citizen, or else you might find yourself running into trouble.
>>126998086
That was ASGORE Anonymous.
Man, c'mon now.
Plus these are a whole new generation of monsters, not the ones who saw any humans before you.
That's why a lot of monsters don't even think you're a human at first.
>>126998084
Then keep it to yourself, instead of shitting up an already shitty trasheap with your circlejerk bullshit.
>>126998213
Pardo please.
>>126998074
I go back to school in 2 days, where my dorm will afford me a great deal less privacy to create lewd things. Fics are easier to do stealthily though, so I'll keep it in mind.
>>126998118
Prolly not, but I might anyway if it turns out good.
>>126995670
So you spoiled the whole game for yourself?
>>126998086
I assumed that those 6 kids killed monsters. Not enough to make a Genocide of their own, but enough to piss the monsters off. Remember: they were very welcoming to Chara.
So if you go down there and spare everyone, they realize that you're different.
If you kill everything in sight, you're actually worse than the others.
>>126998075
I paid for the almost 10k cider and it was worth it
>>126997934
I'll be coming down with you
Hand in unlovable hand
>>126998174
Thin of the people that'll miss you,as someone who thought about sucide, I understand sone of the problems.
>>126998203
Holy fuck thatspretty good idea
>>126996813
>>126998305
you are coming down with me*
>>126997937
>>126998213
We get it Manny, you want her all to yourself.
>>126998235
But what if there's people who would enjoy it too, but are uncapable of doing it by themselves?
Getting real sick and tired of her shit.
quick where are themonster kidlewds
>>126998086
Maybe if you play Pacifist some questions will be answered easily. A lot of the plot is in the pacifist and neutral playthrough. You are really not getting the full picture by playing only genocide.
>>126998086
Yes you're absolutely retarded, plenty of the monsters you killed didn't mean you any harm at all. Look at goddamn Toriel, who only wanted to keep you safe, look at goddamn Papyrus, who only wanted to be your friend and gave up completely on capturing you. Look at the goddamn Monster-kid who was limbless and completely unable to defend himself or pose a threat to you.
Defending yourself is one thing, wholesale slaughter is another entirely and you gave yourself a crappy game-experience by playing nothing but the crappiest route and failing to connect emotionally to a game that's founded on forming emotional connections.
>>126998115
I want Papyrus to cook himself some ambrosia.
>>126998086
Asgore did nothing wrong, anon
Those kids had it coming
>>126996943
What the hell is a rite of peace
>>126998287
Did you mean to respond to that post? What are you talking about?
>>126998368
That's ILLEGAL, Anonymous.
>>126998336
I rescind my offer.
Does anyone have that LISA/OFF/Undertale thing?
>>126998297
uhh
anon.
asgore declared that all humans are kill on sight after chara died.
>>126998362
Then sucks. If it's too much of sn effort to spend 3 seconds in Photoshop just use your imagination.
>>126990789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er5BJuO0KEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnkzfUaDOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjXr9SrzQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LULmbLlPvVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oCPAO3bp4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxbOthiMvzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuvWc3ToDHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTc--0sZbrEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemKqzILV4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCYWymG9fSs
>>126998116
perfection
>>126996090
...Did they just copy this or did this copy that?
I'm confused.
>>126998320
He looks like that one orangutan with all the apples.
>>126998419
In church, its when everyone shakes hands with the people in their immediate area and says 'peace be with you'
>>126998425
Yes. MYOB.
>tfw fat as fuck
i hate myself
>>126998203
The question at that point would be, how would you end the fight?
>>126998086
>random human attacks you, a different human then saves you
Holy fuck I can't believe that one human attacked me! I better go out of my way to murder every single human around since clearly they are all evil.
>>126998532
Probably copied since Underfell Asgore is suppose to have black hair
>>126998348
Ayo hol up
>>126998036
Me too.
Gross! He's leaky!
>>126998571
Oh SHIT
See ya, anon, in a BIT!
>>126998571
BLUE
BOARD
>>126998551I'm fat too, like upper 300 pounds.
>>126998571
B L U E B O A R D.
L
U
E
B
O
A
R
D
>>126998551
how fat anon
>>126998549
Well to answer your question, yeah. maybe you should MYOB
>>126998487
But i can get the edited version and I won't need to use my imagination! That's a good thing
>>126998571
as an australian this is literally illegalsaved anyway
Sans was in Asgore's castle, waiting for you.
Do you think he said anything to Asgore while you were approaching the castle? Be realistic here.
>>126998605
That isn't even a perfectly accurate example either. Flowey isn't really a monster anymore, he'd be like the human equivalent of a zombie I guess.
TIME TO KILL ALL HUMANS THEN WHILE LISTENING TO THE VERY EVIL ZOMBIE THAT ATTACKED ME FIRST LOL
>>126998571
>it's still here
lisa: better, worse, not comparable?
>>126998551
310 here, me too.
>>126998571
WHAT PART OF BLUE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
>>126998716
I commit a felony on a daily basis, it's no big deal
>>126998621
I'm lot the usual Omega Flowey poster, but he keeps spamming it and it's making me think about it...
Posting revised part 2 of "Two is a Crowd"
Part 2 (Newish):http://pastebin.com/2hmEMfyC
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/fK1nY2CRI keep feeling like I'm missing something. Any criticism would be welcome.
>>126998709
It's like talking to a brick wall. A fat, obsessed, oily wall.
>>126998776
just one?
>>126998704
So that's a yes then. That sucks.
>>126998660
>>126998762
How the fuck do you let that happen? I hit 200lbs and I feel like I'm going to die.
>>126998571
absolute madman
>>126998721
>Do you think he said anything to Asgore while you were approaching the castle?
No, Sans seems way too lazy to actually bother with talking to Asgore. My headcanon for why Asgore has no idea who the fuck you are in genocide is that it was Sans job to tell him and just kinda didn't
>>126998721
No. Asgore seemed utterly taken aback by you showing up, if he spoke with Asgore at all then I don't think he mentioned you.
>>126998571
Mods sure are taking their time.Nice dick anyway.
>>126998721
Remember what he said in MTT's restaurant.Sans was willing to go along with Asgore's plan, at least until Toriel made him promise he wouldn't hurt you. He wouldn't get on Asgore's case for killing the others - if anything it'd be a 'this kid is alright so maybe don't murder him' kinda thing.
>>126998747
Loved both equally in different ways, not really comparable.
>>126998571
>>126998495
>Magnetic Fields
A+ taste, anon.
>>126998747
Both are really good, I would probably put UT slightly ahead because I like the fleshed out cast more and found the gameplay better than stock turn based RPG. They're kind of hard to compare on a whole though as they're basically polar opposites thematically.
>TFW can't report because the captcha won't stop saying I'm wrong
Fine. Rule violate away.
>>126998821
compulsive eating, and low self esteem.
>>126998814
If I'm only breaking one law I'm only committing one felony, aren't I?
>>126998716
Man that must suck being an Aussie.
They can literally take anything out of proportion and call it illegal because art is subjective
>>126998086
>I have only completed the genocide route
>Did i miss a plot point because I'm retarded?
You already answered your question.
>>126998551
I'm under 250 for the first time in 5 years. Fucking get your shit together, anon. Don't be pathetic.
Now here's a cute Flowey to make you feel better.
>>126998802
Anon we are doing exactly the same, and your only argument is calling me names, I'm just saying that artistic freedom is a thing, but you don't seem to get it
>>126998902
Announcing reports is agaimst the rules, delete this ;^)
Here's my blook draws so far: http://imgur.com/a/ep3Dj
I should be able to add images, so I'll just add more as I do more.
I originally put them in consecutive order so you can see that style development, but it didn't save..? I'll fight with it later.
I want shota Asriel to beat me up
>>126998952
Yes. Post porn and get all the (you)s for yourself, you greedy bastard.
>>126998821
You eat when you get sad and then you get sad a lot and then you think to yourself "why would I go to the gym if I have to go a lot to eventually make me happy? I need to feel happy right now" and then you eat more
>>126998551
>>126998660
>>126998762
>tfw fat fetishist
>everyone that is fat hates it
i hope you all lose your sex appeal
So did that anon cut their wrists or...?
>>126998086
Alright then, thanks, makes a little more sense now. I'll try the pacifist one then.
>>126998605
Not just flowey, they state that humans should be killed and rob of their soul, if I'm not mistaken thats what Toriel says to you at her house to keep you from meting asgore.
A better example would be if 6 of your friends/family walk up into a little town in the middle of nowhere, and all 6 of them get murdered by the town as a group (let's say the mayor asgore ordered it), you will most likely end up going into a killing spree in that town.
>>126999023
>Bufftale AU where literally everyone is buff when?
It would be a Temmies worst nightmare
>>126998721
nah.
sans probably keeps out of official affairs and takes care of things on his own. he lets other things work themselves out, like he tried steering you on the path of good but ultimately it's your decision.
>>126998952
I don't know, I don't usually get this many (You)s from posting one lewd pic
Maybe because it's MK?
>>126999057
I don't go to the gym and I sit 90% of the day. That still doesn't mean I can see myself gaining another 100lbs. It baffles me how you can get that big and not notice it.
>but I'm sad
fucking do drugs then, you'll lose weight
>>126999005
Technically it's not even a report (^:
>>126999113
>>126999158
I just felt like posting that alphys image.
>>126998906
Duh. What I'm trying to say is that's fucking weak m8. Try several felonies. SEVERAL.
>>126999113
Even the Temmies would be monsters among men.
In regards to muscle, anyways.
>>126998495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FanXy7Q22Ys
>>126999001
Great deliberate misinterpretation of literally everything I said. Get some reading skills and maybe argument tactics besides tired rhetoric and you'll get it one of these days.
>>126999063
3D 300 lb is gross, Anon. Stretch marks and stuff. I can barely stand to look at myself.
>>126998413
Asgore "Kill 'em in the cradle, serve 'em with a ladle" Dremurr knew what was up.
>>126999018
i thought there was one with a censored DONG with hapsta saying "what if i sat down riiiight here?"
>>126999023
holy fuck i wanna kiss those muscles
no homoi also wanna kiss buff shotagota all overokay, maybe a little homo
>>126999113
>Temmie the flower
>Monster Souls contain mercy, love, compassion and buff.
>>126998571
thank you for getting banned so i could fap
doing gods work anon, i will remember you until the day i die.
>>126999207
I'm sorry, I just don't really bother doing anything more illegal than sucking off my cat
It's just too much effortI might have pirated enough stuff in my lifetime to count as a felony though, does that count?
I am terrible at hugging poses, but here's that Father Sans and Papyria hug.
Taking Habit Papyrus/Papyria requests
>>126991427
All I can think of is the loss miscarriage comic
>>126999304
what was it?
>>126999093
>Toriel
>not biased as fuck
also
>Implying I gave a fuck about six random kids with no backstory or charater
>not pointing out that those people would be trapped in the town with no way to get free and with space rapidly running out unless the mayor kills six people
>oh also those people from outside the town can one shot everyone inside with almost no problem aside from a few of the townsfolk
>and they are the relatives of the same people that murdered most of the old townfolks and trapped them in there
>Also you can control time so even if you die and thus are never in any danger
>also you can free everyone peacefully if you want
>proofreading a chapter before i keep working on it
>wanted to make chara gender-neutral, but half of the chapter uses female pronouns
FUCK
>>126999063
>230, lost 100 since last year
>i enter the "healthy" BMI range at 209
im in the final stretch
im gonna do it
>>126999214
Anon I've only heard you comparing me to chris-chan, there's literally nothing more to your argument, you said I can't handle differences but you seem to do the same since someone editing pictures to make them look slightly different triggers you so much.
>>126999382
Monster kid dick.
>>126999232
Wasn't me.
>>126999382
http://imgur.com/V6dQiy3
this hot business
>>126999268
>decent artist
>draws Soriel
REEEEEEEhe probably just wanted to make a silly little joke with these two characters but holy shit do I hate the implication
>>126999268
>undyne
>hair
come on
>>126998115
this is cute
Good morning /utg/! It's 7 am and I feel dead but I'm glad to be here nonetheless.
>>126999139
why is asgore so stupid
>>126999447
It's Chara, you have nothing to worry about
RANDO DID NOTHING WRONG
>>126999063
>implying I'm still not a chubby chaser.
I try to excersie because I don't want to die when I'm 64.
>>126999447
>scroll down more
>male pronouns
okay dont write while you're tired apparently i'm really glad i decided to read this before continuing
>>126999346
pap lighting a candle shaped like asgore's trident
>>126999556
This is known.
>>126999346
Beautiful
Thanks, anon
Here, have a happy tall skell hugging a smoll happy tall skell
>>126998495
shit I made myself tear up
>>126999459
If that's all you got out of the argument, itIis definitely your reading comprehension at fault. Your continuous attempts at using ad hom (LEMAD!!!) and strawmanning my points do not help your case.
>>126999456
Good job, anon. That's awesome.
>>126999447
>>126999590
Why not both?
>>126999541
because toby wanted to have one of those NO YOU ARE THE REAL MONSTER HUMAN moments.
Happy new years assholes
>>126999346
That's cute draw anon.
How about Papyria praying for poor lost souls?
Still not enough Flowey in this thread.
>>126999518
eradicate the footfags
>>126995990
>>126999447
>>126999590
Welp, time to open up that replace words option.
>>126999757
I want bara Flowey to bully me
>>126999018
These are adorable. Thank you!
>>126999535
Hope you feel better soon anon
Here, have a skell in a dress
>>126999781
Please post more underfell Toriel
>>126999727
Right back at ya, anon.
>There are people who pride themselves on their lack of investment or attachment to the characters and world of Undertale and act as though killing two mediocre bosses is an achievement
For what purpose? I mean, I played Geno too, enjoyed some parts of it and the extra lore, but as a game Undertale is far from the hardest or best bullet hell out there. Notably more attention was put into the storyline and details than the gameplay and it shows.
Not saying that you're horrible people for beheading the skeleton and making goatmom cry and all that shit, but I just can't fathom how you could enjoy the game very much.
>>126999727
The fuck is all those people?
>>126999694
no
chara is a fucked up ghost thing it is not for lewd
>>126990392
this t.b.h.
>>126999727
At first I thought wrong board.
but they're all humanized...WOSH IT ALL
>>126999093
Holy shit play the real game then come back
>>126999694
We all know futa Frisk/Chara is best.
>>126997609
well I just found this
>>126999727
Oh man, it is that /fit/ comic they do every new year's. That's a cute reference. Happy New Year's.
>>126999781
Underfell is just a huge mix of edge, angst, and adorable all wrapped in a neat, flaming heavy metal bow.
>>126999518
I am ashamed to admit I saved this.
>>126999873
>chara is a fucked up ghost thing
Anon that MAKES her for lewd.She's a slime girl made of pure determination and a lust for power
Footfags should be lined up and shot
>>126999757
I get distracted so easily. Forgive me.
>>126999346
That's adorable. Might be a bit too off-track but how about Popeyrus like Pope Woshua?
>>126999512
Who the fuck cares? Seriously, the most Soriel there is in these threads is autists like you sperging out over any picture with the two of them interacting, even in completely platonic ways.
You're the ones who see Soriel everywhere, calm down.
>>127000030
can you shoot me
>>126999856
Most likely teenagers who think they're super cool and edgy for killing everybody and feel the need to show this off. This is further supported by the hormome-addled sexualizations of Chara a lot of Genocidefags seem to have.
>>127000030
shitfags should be lined up and fought
>>127000016
>Her lips will never liquify and run down the base of your cock as she gives you a blow job
>>126999673
Anon the points on your posts are mostly "why even bother" and "that's pretty autistic" if I'm so bad at reading comprehension then please show me where did you say anything with a single different argument
>>127000073
I can shoot you this (You)
>>127000059I'm sorry anon, I'll calm down
>>126999535
I hope you feel better, anon!
>>126999727
Happy new years!one of my resolutions is to hug the anons!
i want to kiss flowey!
>>127000176
moooot
>>126999827
Thanks anon, skell in a dress always helpsI feel dead because I was busying tiering in love live school idol festival and have been up since 5 am for it
>>126999794
I would but the chapter has multiple characters so itd just fuck it all up
>>127000016
No it's a cutie who is being mean to the goat across the barriers of life and death
>>127000175
>Thinking spoilers will save you from the mods.
YOU FOOL.
This is supposed to be "but nobody came" in morse
that's pretty neat
>>127000134shitfags at least have the decency to not shit up the thread with their shit
>>127000175
jfc I love this image but why do people keep committing ban suicide?
>>127000175
ban incoming
>>127000175
DELETE THIS
>>127000039
What's he sitting on top of?
>>127000154
>>127000016
Chara is for being embarrassed while holding your hand, not for lewd.
>>127000175
but where's the futamomhe draws the best mom figure, even without a dick
>>127000264
I knew there was some meaning behind that
>>127000217
I will not die until I've kissed Flowey. This is a solemn vow.
>>127000158
Again with the strawmanning of my points. The comparsion to Chris-chan you love so much to bash on is legitimate. It shows how completely unnecessary the attention you give to a minor detail is. This is combined with shitting up the general further with yet another fishfag circlejerk.
Post handsome goat before image limit
>>127000264
Wait, how do you write this out exactly? Is each section a word going down, or it is LtoR?
>>127000264
is that from the fake save point battle?
>>127000264
Damn, really? Is it read as a row of three lines or does it need to be rotated or what? I can't into Morse.
one day im gonna hug an anon in the irl
i swear it
>>127000175where does mejic post their work?
>>127000295
It looks like a blanket.
>>127000391
I fucking spilled my drink
>>127000175
In your ban, you gave a source. Based anon, ty senpai desu.
>>127000364
>Draw smily face on sticky note
>Attach note to flower
>kiss
>An hero
Life complete.
>>127000154She will never separate part of her tongue and send it wriggling down your cock into your balls, giving her total control. She could make you cum at a moment's notice, or deny you endlessly, having you dripping around the clock and bumping up your production so you can satisfy her endless needs.
>>127000409
>>127000490
Usually pixiv, but Iv'e seen a lot of stuff around that wasn't there, so idk
>>127000116
>hormome-addled sexualizations of Chara
I've been into androgynous bowl-cut girls with green and yellow-striped shirts for a long time before Undertale, anon
>>127000264
No it says"ur a faget"in morse code dummy
>>127000421
>>127000452
http://tryingforchances.tumblr.com/post/136296879443/kagedbird-frootloopstakethewheel-so-cough
>>127000391
>GOAT BOY
>>127000561
>Chie
My dick and my negro.
Tell me, UTG, why don't i fucking get undertale? It's a game that plays the whole "META" thing, and has absolutely SHIT writing and it tries laughing at itself, to avoid people calling it shit, because "LOL, IT TOLD ME I DID SOMETHING I DID IN A PREVIOUS SAVE, IT'S SO WITTY!" i just don't get the appeal.
And before i get the "Did you play all the 24+ endings?! DID YA EVEN BEAT IT?! OMG IT'S SUCH A GOOD GAME!!!" Tell me, would you eat shit to say something taste like shit?
image-limit
>>127000552
>there are people who dont know how to prepare their own food
>>127000175
lukewarm
Somebody please purge this thread.
>>127000395
Anon please stop.I SAID STOP
>>127000391
>Astore
>Astora
>Souls
ASRIEL IS SOLAIRE CONFIRMED.
>>127000670
Delete yourself
iwant to kill myself
>>127000667
I dunno. Ask yourself why you don't get undertale.
>>127000398
Show me your points, I'm too stupid to notice them, please show them to me.
>>126999934
Already had that. Thanks though Anon.
you are tasked to explain what undertale is to someone who has never heard of it and has little experience with video games; what do you say?
>>127000667
A large part of the appeal is in the characters. If you don't like the characters, it's just probably not your thing. The meta gimmick itself is sort of just the story trying to justify the game's mechanics (SAVE/LOAD, EXP, LV, etc.)
>>127000557
I've been on pixiv but thete's a lot of stuff that isn't there what the hell
>>127000860
Its a fun game
you should play it
heres a link to the game
have fun and tell me what you think of it
>>127000860
A small, short experience where you get to meet fun and quirky characters and play games with everyone and have a grand old time
Or kill them if you're a dick
>>127000527
I was thinking more along the lines of willing myself into immortality. Ah, but if I could kiss the flower, then I could let myself die happy.
I will not kiss a Post It. But thank you for the suggestion.
>>127000667
Anon, you think it's bad because the people you chose to surround yourself with say it's bad. Shit isn't a valid thing to compare it to, it's more like calamari. A lot of people "hate" it on principle, but haven't actually tried it.
Here anon, have it for free. That way you won't have to invest any money in trying it out and you can just delete it if you hate it. I reccomend staying until after the ruins, though:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tep1bjuc2ptx8fy/UNDERTALE_WINDOWS.rar?dl=0
Last for mommy!
>>127001060
Does it come with a dolphin?
>>127001160
I don't understand the reference.
>>127000667
I'd say if you get through Snowdin and you still don't like the game, then yeah, you should probably play somethimg different.
>>127001160
please do not talk about that in /utg/
good night, /utg/.
be good.dont post lewd skellies
>>127001210
>>127001060
>>127000786
>>127000942
>people unironically responding to what is clearly a shit poster looking for yous
why?
>>127001271
sleep well
>>127001060
I've already played the damn thing, got tired of the "Lol, wacky characters and jokes, OH AND META!" shit after a few hours, not going to eat more shit.
>>127001326
Maybe we can change their mind.
>>127000667
Anon I feel like you are just having the wrong attitude while playing it, if you try to forget all the hate /v/ has implanted on your mind and actually try to enjoy it, then you may enjoy it, or perhaps it just isn't your thing, and that's okay anon, no worries
Testing if self-deletion works. Also I want to marry Mettaton.And keep RPing as him in this general.
>>127001271
We can't post lewd skellies, we're at the image limit yadummy
>>127001271
Goodnight, anon.Don't think about lewd skellies.
>>127001381please keep roleplaying as him, anon
>>127001206
Meant to be slang for: "I totally trust a download from a user on an anonymous imageboard to be what it says it is and not something that could be extremely harmful to my computer."
>>127001238
Dolphin not for lewd. Go away.
>>127001381
>Testing if self-deletion works
Clearly not, since you're still here.
>>127001358
write a fucking essay if you're gonna shit up the thread
doing so will enrich you and we will ignore it
>>127001381
SOUL impregnate Mettaton with embarrassing ghost children!
>>127001358
Then go out of /utg/ and go do something you enjoy. Just leave Undertale behind. It wasn't your thing, that's fine. But shit talking it won't change anything.
>>127001508
L M F A O
>>127001374
I don't know, /v/ always hates on "GONE HOME", how many people actually played that before criticizing it? Not that gone home was any good either, just pointing out the flaw of "/v/ made you hate it!"
>>127001508
nice_one.jpg
>>127001508
Fucking savage
>>127000775
remember, down the street, not across the road
>>127001504
Anon, I give it to everyone who asks on here because I can't stand toby getting any more shekels than he already has, I wouldn't lie about it. If you're really worried, any computer with a decent virus scanner would be able to tell something was up.
>>127000775
are you the same anon from before?
you should call someone
>>127001508
10/10
>>127001381
It does! Praise MTT!
>>127001473
I'm done for today, multiple anons made a point that I shouldn't spam it constantly.
>>127001508
Made me chuckle.
>>127001537
MTT IS NOT A GHOST, STOP SPREADING LIES YOU TRUTHER!
>>127001619
to be fair gone home is a walking simulator and you can in fact just watch a video of that and get the exact same experience.
that isn't the same for undertale.
>>127001619
gone home?
>>127001619
/v/ hates on everything. There's no judgement involved, it's just /v/ being /v/.
>>127001546
Why can't i criticize a game for having having shitty writing and shitty gimmicks? That is litrally what undertale is.
>>127001809
Because that's a goddamn opinion that you're trying to dump in a general that doesn't agree with you. The fuck more do you want other than (You)s?
>>127001809
>I don't like a thing
>I'll go to the place where people who like the thing talk about the thing and yell and scream about how much I don't like the thing instead of doing things I like
>tfw just finished tapping to the mommyposting earlier and I feel really dirty and guilty
>tfw now just want to go to bed imagining non-lewd bedtime snuggles with the goat mom but feel guilty and like I don't deserve it
Help
>>127001853
>>127001853
>01853▶
>ice ice baby edition
>>127001853
>>127001853
>>127001853
>>127001809
becuase you have no idea what words mean. You dont know what shitty writing is, you don't know what a gimmick is, and you don't know what literally means. You never actually criticized the game. Saying something is shit just tells us what you feel. Why do you think its shit? Try to write one paragraph as to why you think the writing is shit.
>>127001809
You're free to do so, but unless you elaborate on how it has shitty writing or shitty gimmicks, then we don't have to take you seriously, since you haven't presented an argument.
Gimmie an example of shitty writing.
New thread pls
>>127001809
Give an example of both and explain how they are objectively shit and its not just your own opinion
>>127001809
what makes you think youre right? because it's written poorly in your opinion? you're literally surrounded by people who love the game and will go to bat for it, and you expect you single shitty opinion to fly?
>>127001809
Because usually people who go on a game's general are here to discuss the game as a game, and not judge it. You're not the first one who's told any of us here your opinion of undertale, and you certainly won't be the last, so please just do everyone a favor and leave us to it, or make a fucking post on /v/ if you want to be that vocal about how you hate undertale.
>>127001809
You can, if someone brings it up. But barging into a thread and screeching your opinion onto people who clearly aren't interested is obnoxious and unnecessary. Complain about it with your friends that hate it, too.
>>126991730
How do you know that she is not venomous? How do you know that if you fuck up, she won't leave a bit that causes a 4 hour painful erection then kill you?
doggo!
>>127002027
*Bite*
>>127001928
>>127001937
>>127001947
THE TRIFECTA HOLY SHIT, CAN ONE MAN GET BTFO ANY HARDER
>>127001809
>all these (you)s
this is how im certain this place is getting worse
>>127000637
I still don't get it.
What actual order does the shit go in?
>>127001928
Let me start off with the rock segment. It's just their to 1. Slow you down and 2. show how "Witty" The game can be.
Let's move on with the gimmick of either being "Neutral Killing or Nice" routes, no matter what you choose, the game will always try it's fucking best to make you choose the good route. Even if one chooses the "Killing" or "Neutral" route, it will always act like it's your fault or make you feel bad for the people you killed, which i understand a bit, it does it EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Now, lastly. We have the worst jokes one could ever cringe too. You pet a dog? Did ya? Well fuck, i had no idea it would get excited?! Fucking best humor! What, now the dog's neck is growing?! FUCKING BRILLIANT! Wait, one of the skeletons is named after a font? WELL FUCKING GIVE THIS GAME A TWELVE OUT OF FUCKING TEN FOR HUMOR AND WIT!!!
>>127002658
>kills people
>consequences? what is that? Reeee
>>127002658
So you don't like puns and you're mad that the game penalizes you for things?
>>127002957
>Not able to kill a being that is trying to kill you, and did it before you even did anything to them
>consequences? what is that? Reeee
>>127002135
id fuck that dog
no homookay, it's pretty homo
>>127003194
>you're a being of ungodly determination with the power to manipulate time, you are above even death itself
>you think a four-legged talking bucket trying to wash you is a thread
>>127003194
Well if someone shows up in your home, and that someone is a type of creature that committed genocide against your ancestors, yeah probably.
I know this is just bait, but c'mon now, you're not even trying anymore.
>>127003081
No, i don't like SHITTY puns.
Also yes, i do get mad when a game penalizes me for doing something EVERY TIME, even when i'm fully in the right! "What the fuck, Greg? Why don't ya kick his ass? That bastard just tried fucking you up!"
"Don''t ya understand Josh, these people are attacking me for no reason. I'm sure i was in the wrong for just minding my own business!"
>>127003629
So you're mad because you don't like puns and the game penalizes you for killing people who are protecting their homes from a strange person.
>>127003465
Well if someone shows up in your home, and that someone is a type of creature that committed genocide against your ancestors, yeah probably.
>This website is based in a country that actually did without no consequences
Wow, it sounds like some sort of real world bullshit right their.
>>127003842
Ya, because a fucking forest is a home for only skeletons, aright. Though... They might have a bone to pick with ya~ (See guys, i'm funny because i made a pun about skeletons after just talking about them! Undertale is surely one of the best games and not just hyped up be 14 year olds!)
>>127004041
So you don't like puns?