Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Lunara is pure shit.

WELL DONE BLIZZARD.

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>>125912674
He-Hey Man!

>>125913029
Yeah, it's depressing.

>>125913029
that's a funny way of spelling fun and cute desu

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Nerf to her d fucking when?!

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xth for clearing waves with melting point and being terrible at everything else blizzard pls

>>125913294
she could nerf my d any time if you know what I mean

>solo queue QM
>get matched against a 4+1 team.
>have a Cho'Gall on dragon shire
>He/they insist on staying mid the entire match so they can get dragon

What do I do to deserve this?

>>125913451
You posted Li Li images in /hotsg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0_nfb-1Jv8
Now I want a dominatrix Kerrigan skin and a big tits valla

>>125913284
She's super fun and cute, but why would I pick her over other assassins or even Nazeebo. Just going to play her in QM(lol) and hope they have no support.

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Will Greymane continue the shitty releases

>>125913867
I didn't. I can stand furries.

>>125913363
he's getting buffed along with gazlowe, soonish. I wonder how they're going to buff either of them to actually make them viable.

theory crafting go.

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>>125914707
Probably too much shitposting or you could be like me and be doing too much jimmy posting anon.

I'M SOOOOO WASTED, I'M SOOOOO WASTED

>>125914942
More damage for Tychus build be nice
Also getting resistence while in Odin
Making his dash actually usefull for retreating
More ideas?

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>play aba in QM
>Solo Q places me in mirror matches
>that spy vs spy shit when two abas roam the map
>You both tele to the same area to push and its a 1v1 with nests and shit

Aba is 100% fun approved. Can someone tell me how to make .webms I have some funny replays

>>125914978
I did make the pussy image from the Chinese shit...

>>125914942
Tychus:
Buff the health of both ults.
Seasoned Marskman

>>125915254
why didn't we get a fun dryad

>>125913451
>>125913867
In my next match our lineup was Nova, Lunara, Abathur, Azmodan, and LT. The Aba spent all game laning like a normal hero. I am truly cursed.

>>125915604
All they had to do was copy the Dota Enchantress. They went and fucked it up.

So how the fuck do I build Mr. Khaz'Modan?
Perfect Storm - Third Wind - Skull Cracker - Avatar - Burning Rage - Dwarf Launch - Unstoppable Force?

>>125916262
Looks good.

>>125916262
yup looks perfect, no problems there

>>125916262
Nice build, funny too

when are we getting a new leoric skin

I'll pay anything blizz just pls

>>125915294
google webm for retards

>>125916657
Space Leroic like 15th of Jan

>>125916657
next patch actually. Space King Leoric.

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>>125916737
thats too long

>>125912674

I need the source images for those Lili

>>125917001
B-back the fuck off??!!!

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>>125916771
>>125916737
>decide to google it
>sees skin preview
>mfw

I'm so excited for it! I already have a level 20 Leoric, I love using him and ETC so much!

>>125915294
Seen them all before, aba vs aba has been done before. Its also really annoying to mirror with him unless he doesn't body soak.
Dunno how to make WebMs with replays so sorry about that.

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>>125915294
>>125917131
first capture the video with something like d3dgear or shadowplay
then convert that to webm with
www.ffmpeg.org/download.html
following these instructions
https://gist.github.com/ndarville/10010916

Summer Fun Bikini Lili skin when?

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>>125917124

>>125917124
You are cancer.

>>125917001
its just festival Li Li posed in 3d studio max

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>release a hero
>put the strongest counters on free rotation

GOOD JOB BLIZZARD

>>125917630
But anon, anyone with stun is her counter.

>>125917756
Why do you need a stun when Butcher and Raynor can kill her in 2 seconds?

>>125917873
Because Lunara can apparently reach warp 10 running away sometimes when I chase her.
Or im just shit

>>125913029
I can't believe how long I have had 20k gold. I keep thinking there will be a decent and fun hero, so they made Medic, nah she sucks apparently, Rexxar, who sucked and is only kinda good now, Cho'Gall who was free, now I guess Lunara is shit?

I basically never play this game but if they ever brought out a good hero I would buy it.

>>125917873
If butcher doesn't use his stun then Lunara can just kite him.

What's the best skin in the game, /hotsg/?

>>125918229
Succubus Kerrigan or Samus Medic
IMO

I miss when Diablo was pillow fisted and not total bullshit wombo combo

>Rehgar gets a slow
>Malfurion gets a root
>Uther gets a melee range single target
>Tyrande gets a ranged aoe stun

Why is this allowed? Rehgar buffs when?

>>125918229
Eva Unit 1 Feedtanis.

He mustn't run away.

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>>125918229

>>125918229
Tie between Desert Queen Zagara or Succubus Kerrigan.

Just kidding, it's 3rd tint Master Muradin.

>>125917493
Did I do something wrong?

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>play Aba, Murky, Tass, random tank, Tyrander/BW on towers of doom
>always win because you always make it to the late game
ebin map
ebin game

>>125915330
>yes
>no, unless they make Armor Piercing Rounds the base Overkill damage and then buff it some more
maybe even scrap the current Overkill and turn it into "For X seconds, you can attack while moving think Diamondbacks from WoL campaign, your basic attacks splash to nearby targets for 50% damage uses the same area of effect and particle/voice effects as the current Overkill, that would make the AA talents not crap.

>>125919025
No, there's a lot of autistic manchildren in this thread that will take issue with anything you say.

I'm probably offending someone right now just by saying this.

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How do I play le screaming shaman guy?

>>125918220
>>125918167
You shouldn't be getting kited as Butcher. You're bad.

>It's a the butcher activates his furnace too early so it explodes mid charge and hits absolutely no one episode
I sure love playing with free week heroes!

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Post em

>>125916262
>>125916262
Thunder clap cd reduction per enemy hit and heal 1.5% per enemy hit is pretty fun. It invalidates Nazeebo's zombie wall because it's like 10 dudes so you can instantly drop two thunder claps, delete the wall and heal for 30%, maybe more if you're under levelled so much that 2 Thunder claps don't kill all the zombies.
You run out of mana pretty fast with that, but you can take the 45 mana on q hitting a target and the q pierces one target talents. Then your storm bolt costs 60 but refunds 90 mana if you throw it into a minion wave.
Also I don't like unstoppable force because it relies on your ult being up. Also the 75% damage reduction with your mega buffed avatar max hp and the healing thunder clap spam makes you heal while being focused by the entire enemy team.

>>125918229
shaking my head, everyone gave you a wrong answer
the only correct answer is Master Jaina of course

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>>125920320

>>125918229
Succubus Kerrigan looks like a demon slut with thunder thighs.
i love it

>>125920762
What rank are you? Stoneform is almost always better then Healing Clap and if you're bad enough to be zombie walled, let alone waste time trying to clap your way out of it, you should stop playing muradin altogether.

>>125918910
But anon, 3rd tint Master Muradin is basically a bad goy's Magni Muradin

>>125921241
well succubus's are kinda meant to be sluts that take your soul and seduce you....
>>125919980
I just got back into the game like a week ago after being gone for months so I know im bad.

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>>125921278
Um.
Healing clap is a lvl 13 talent, you're losing the 300% clap damage on single target/spell shield/ burning bronze for it
Stoneform is lvl 16, the anon I replied to gave it up for Dwarf Launch, go bully him instead.

>>125918313
>>125918910
>>125921241
so now that we've established succubus kerrigan is the best skin, which tint is best?

i like the yellow crack whore looking tint

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>>125920320

>>125917374
add her "getting hit" noises and you can become a professional porn maker on a tumblr blog

>>125921785
purple duh

>9 slots left for heroes on the select screen
>Greymane
>Tracer
Who are the last lucky 7?

>>125922357
probably Fenix and a shit ton of warcraft heroes.

>>125922357
tracer wont be in the next 9 heroes

>>125922357
>implying Tracer is still planned now that overwatch is even more ded than heroes

Anub / Cho'gall / Nova / Aba Vs. Cho'gall / Stitches / Valla / Jaina

Did I just get THE meme team?

>>125921523
Just use your charge.

>>125922839
>charging Lunara
Hahahaha!

>>125922525
She absolutely will. Even if they keep up 1 every 3 weeks that takes us past the Overwatch launch date.

>>125922617
>>implying Tracer is still planned now that overwatch is even more ded than heroes
you'd be surprised

Blizzard still thinks they're the shit and they're still working on Tracer

come June next year, they're gonna come out and be all TA DA! and realize that no one gives a shit anymore

>>125922617
That's what happens when you release a game to 20 streamers and not anyone who actually cares.

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>If one team has support/warrior the other team will too
>My team has brightwing chen no assassins
>Their team has sonya tyrande kael raynor
maybe this game would not be ded if matchmaking wasnt fucking horrible

>>125922617
>all the tracer porn out there
Maybe not that dead

>>125920762
Terrible build

>>125924525
its not like tye randy is an amazing solo healer or sonya an amazing solo tank
If you want meta match ups then play hl

>>125923578
stale memes

>>125924892
tyrande sonya solo are both fantastic against a team with no damage or heals

Is Kerrigan any good?
How do I Kerrigan?
I might have made a mistake buying her
i'm pretty shit at kerrigan

>>125925350
yes
gank people, hit your combo, don't overcommit
take assimilation talents and build up your shield before a fight

>>125924525
Really need an unranked draft mode.

Hopefully when Arena comes in Jan it'll be a breath of fresh air.

>>125925350
learn the kerrigan combo, its 90% of playing her. W -> E in quick succession. if you need to gapclose and you're not going to suicidally dive, Q first.

try not to sit in the fight like a bruiser unless maelstrom is active.

hitting stuff refreshes your shields. try to keep hitting stuff. even a single tap on a minion will prevent your shields from expiring.

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>>125925425
>Jan

>>125925425
>unranked draft
what different does it being ranked make i want to play bad heroes without the rest of my team being bad in draft you will always be preasured to not pick something stupid or else your team will afk or rage quit

>>125925617
pls blizzard

>Someone in your team first-picks lunara
>You lose

How many times has this happened already?

>>125925425
>Bronze Requests

>>125925425
Arena comes out October 2016 bruh

>>125926537
There is nothing wrong with being bronze. It's my team's fault when they dive 1v5 and lose games which prevent me from advancing.

>>125925425
5 vs 5 abathur or morales

Meet Jaina from my team
>match lasted 17:41
>hero dmg 4,675

>>125925425
Not even close to January mate.

>>125914598
I got to play Greymane in try mode and he seemed pretty fun to be honest family

him having a gathering power for attack damage might be nuts

>>125925671
groups are the problem
no synergy trash vs pre-arranged friends
nobody will ever buy all the queue magic is fair and also many want a solo mode, which that would enable QM or HL to become

>>125927057
think he meant 2017

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>THE HUNT IS ON

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>No QT desert queen portrait

>>125926659
This, never get hype for any blizzard game release ever, it will only make you a skeleton.

>>125927974
Yeah, that's Lunara's quote when she readies up.

>>125927367
his interaction lines are pretty good too
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/hero_pages/Greymane%20-%20Default.html

>>125922357

There will be more than 7, they already have like 15+ planned or have some kind of files related to them already.

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Did you get your christmas stimpacks yet anons

>Abathur evolution lines on each hero for casting heroics
>can't cast heroics
Neat.

>>125929938
he was devolved

>>125929938
He used to be able to cast heroics but then double Odin.Or double mosh pit.Or double dwarf punch. That one would be pretty funny.
But they already have the lines on some heroes, so if they ever decide to allow clones to cast ults again, they will have the voice lines ready. Hiring a voice actor to do one line still costs a lot of money, especially since blizz would really need that line.
There's a lot of unused lines.
Like the emote wheel lines.
bring it back pls

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>play vikings in QM to learn how to play them
>split across all 3 lanes, soaking
>take each camp when it's available
>top siege damage and exp damage by a massive margin
>our team loses anyways because it's always 4v5 at objectives
>our team's nova calls me "nova fuel" because enemy nova killed a grand total of 2 vikings the entire match, with my total death count being 2 (6 vikings)
>our nova has 8 deaths

am i a shitter? should i take the vikings to the objectives? if i do then i'm not soaking at the most important time. i just don't understand

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>Play QM
>Two players disconnect in the first 2 minutes
>Get utterly curb stomped

>>125930756
>not instantly muting any nova players you encounter

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>125930756
XP advantage doesn't really mean much anymore, the exception being lvl 10. You only get 4% hp/dmg per level so your soaking would have to get your team 6 levels ahead to have a chance in a 4v5 (you would have 4 teammates worth 1.24 of what every enemy is worth in theory).

On most maps the first objective can be abandoned without losing much, if the enemy gets the objective and it doesn't get them ahead in xp because of your soaking, it was worth it.

the first tribute does nothing, the first punisher won't get more than 2 towers and a gate unless your team gets wiped at the shrine.

Your job is to get your team to lvl 10 before the enemy and then help them use that advantage. Remember that play again gets your vikings together so you can soak with 2 vikings and send the third to the objective so you can teleport there if your team is in trouble. You can soak after 10 but you're better off helping your team at the objectives. Three Vikings auto attacking do quite a lot of damage. I

>>125930756
obviously if you're playing with shitters you're a shitter. that's just matchmaking. the more you get away from the braindead raynor/muradin/lili characters the more you are going to be the first target for complaints.

even one viking would be helpful at objectives. 1 of your deaths isn't as big a deal as another character walking into something stupid.

>>125927023
Next match:
>Cursed Hollow
>Hammer and Nazeebo ignored the first objective, so it was 3v5
>Nazeebo ignored the second objective, so it was 4v5
>Ilidan: 'Naz, why u no help us?'
>Naz: 'Fuck u! U shit! L2P! Imma soaking!'
>Ilidan: 'Halp us Naz, plx!'
>Naz goes alone against 4
>Naz: 'Fuck u all! Me dead now! Not helping u again!'
>spent half of the game in bushes or at spawn writing that Ilidan is shit without Morales

In what situations can murky be a viable HL pick, assuming the enemy has only 1 cleanse?

>>125932537
it really is like being in kindergarten again

>>125932537
And just now:
>Towers of Doom
>Raynor keeps attacking their keeps
>dying to them
>ignoring objectives
>after a while he starts pinging our Lunara like mad sitting at spawn for 5 minutes

>>125932848
This game gives me cancer. How do I get out of the bronze league?

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Finally, it was a long year, but I now own everybody!

>>125929759
>That LiLi skin
W H E N ?

>>125933010
Maybe next year.

>>125932968
What's the point if you don't play the game?

>>125932537
Pics or it didn't happen

>>125932968
omg, i'm experiencing physical pain in my mylohyoid muscle just by looking at this picture

>>125933010
ADULT THICK PANDA ASS LILI WHEN?

>>125933689
Female chen?

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>>125935098
>>125933689
FILL EM FULL A' DAYLIGHT

>>125935324
oh i will jimmy ;3

Why is Chen 7k?

>>125932968
Nigger what the fuck do you even play the game? Did it take you a year to save your allowance?

>>125930586
double Hyperion was actually some bullshit let me tell you

>>125935324
R A I D E R S
O
L
L

>>125936308
>tfw missed out on alpha
>tfw forever beta

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>>125920320

>>125918217

They don't want to do the whole 'New hero is overpowered, collect monies then nerf them' thing.

They're being way too on the cautious side though.

>>125936645
>Typical rank 29 nova shitter
>No friends
>MFPT

>>125937115
At least if they made them overpowered I'd play them for more than 2 days. Doing it this way just leaves me wondering why I'm playing when there's barely anything new.

I can't wait for them to implement Tracer in the most ass backwards way. She'll probably have less HP Abathur and ONLY be able to move through teleports or some shit.

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>>125936189
>>125935448
HIT EM HARD AND FAST

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>>125937568

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>>125935324

Jimmy, are you a vampire killer?

>>125937001
johanna best girl

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FEEL THE HATRED OF 10,000 CHISELED ABS

>>125939008
>drag to resize or shift+dra

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>>125939112

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>>125939202
>thank you, brother
>i will always be here for you

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>>125939349
>2015
>games still pandering to their fans
>perpetuate unrealistic standards of what a male body should look like

why are you still supporting shit like this?

The jump ult on lunara against butcher is great, he can't stun you with his charge since you become unstoppable. It's really fun, I kept using the thrones because they are safer, but against dive teams the jump ult seems great for repositioning and getting out of bad situations.

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>>125939489
>illidan is best character in the game
>best character in the game has a hyper masculine body
>unattainable by real humans
>self esteems of millions of gamers crushed because they can never achieve this level of beauty physically
>millions die trying to get plastic surgery trying to attain this physique

>>125939489
>A legendary hero who has done nothing wrong
>Is what the standard for everybody should be
Why are meninist so retarded?

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>>125939643
>continuing to play a game that's sexist and treats men like pieces of meat to be oogled at

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>>125939817
>>125939643
>>125939489
FEEL THE HATRED OF 10'000 YEARS

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>>125939817
>>125939643
>>125939489
>>125939349
>>125939202
>>125939008
Go away Illidan, nobody likes you

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>>125939817
>implying a true warrior would enter combat wearing such revealing clothing
>exposing his core and vital organs to the enemy
>no armor, no protection
>for the sole sake of fan service and pandering
>sexist as fuck

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>>125939971
if you play hots, you're part of the problem with gamers today, sexualizing and objectifying men with impossible ideals

>>125939968
Maiev please lock me in your dungeon

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>Decide to go into HL for the first time since placement
>Have a fun match with actual teamwork and skill on both sides in which we win
>H-hey better queue again eh
>Say hi to everyone in the draft
>No answer
>At least 2 of the players have moonrunes for names
>Oh ok
>Get into game no one talking or pinging except me
>Suddenly our ETC starts swearing and shouting about his unplayable lag
>N-No my mmr
>We get teamwiped due to allies trying to take mercs instead of objective and standing in hyperion and phoenix
>They get Dragon and our core is down to 72% no forts left
>This is it
>Suddenly Zagara manages to land a maw and we wipe 3 of the enemy team
>we get dragon and push win
>meanwhile illidan dives our core and gets it to 40%
>HL is toxic

>>125913294
They should make it the same cooldown as Tass's trait.

>>125913294
Tyrande's d is perfection as is

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>>125920320

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>>125918229
He-hey

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>>125940421
Her a is pretty good too.

>>125940367
They should unnerf the other supports instead of nerfing Tyrande

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>>125940473
>that chat

>>125940678
They didn't touch the other supports except for Uther.

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>>125940685
Leave Sarah alone

>>125940906
fuck me is that a shaved kangaroo?
are they all that fucking ripped?

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>>125940991
Yes

>>125941210
that's terrifying as fuck

>>125935750
ancient chinese secret

>>125941274
Kangaroos are bastards.

>>125940473
>Autistic meme poster
>In faggot youtuber's chat channel
>Only plays Raynor
Remember this is the type of person who makes bronze posts like "Raynor is op" or "Black arrow is broken"

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>>125940991
Yeah you wanna stay away from those Red Jimbuks m8 they'll ruin your day faster than you can say woolloomooloo

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>>125940906
>>125941210
>>125941274
>>125941540
>>125941564

>>125941552
If you don't think Raynor is fucking amazing there is something legit wrong with you.

>>125941564
how the fuck do they even build muscle? aren't they herbivores?

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>>125941552
>Only plays Raynor
>Nazeebo lvl 12
>KT/Muradin lvl 9

Raiders roll

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>>125940906
>>125941210
>>125941564
>Roo posting

>>125941720
It's 2015 mate. There are a lot of vegetarians hitting the gym. They all drink protein shakes or some shit.

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>>125941552
Talk like that you're gonna see some more Jimmy posting
>>125941660
I can dig that

>>125941564
Also for whatever reason animal muscles are better than our shit tier human muscles so that thing could probably out lift JJ Watt.

>>125941951
>coldsteel hugs a muslim

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>get crushing hope at 13 and death march at 20
>get all my hands on entire enemy team during a teamfight
>they still focus me
>kill all of them almost instantly in a 2v5 with just me and kael
>mfw

Why is Leoric so cool?

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3 warriors left that i don't own, which one boys?

>>125940531
Everything about her is perfection

>>125942205
Leoric! He's the best!

>>125940765
A long time ago they made half of Rehgar's abilities do nearly nothing and nerfed Malfurion's heroic

>>125942205
go chen or go home.

>>125930756
late reply
Early game ill split soak all three.
Then during first objective, ill split soak with Eric and Balog, and send Olaf to fight with the team at objective. After 10, ill start to group them together as a trio to help teamfight.

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>>125932968
Get on my level bruh

>>125943524
>level 9 lunara
Grinding hard I see

>>125928081
Where did this come from I would like moar please it causes funny feelings

>rank 1
>own 20+ heroes
>nearly 2k games played
Is there any reason to keep playing this game? seems l milked all the fun I could have off it desu

>>125945319
>Doesn't read the filename
>can't reverse image search

Damn man. How is it like, being a caveman?

Does anyone actually play this game together?

>>125946614
Playing with /hotsg/ just causes fustration and grief that I don't want to put myself through. Plus they just circlejerk and expect you to follow suit.

I normally play with irl friends and other friends from steam and back when I used to play league of casuals.

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>>125946614
I tried playing with vg once but they had unbearable lag.

Probably because they're all amerifags

>>125946614
Haven't played with anyone here but play with a few guys I know irl.
Honestly I prefer to just solo que.
I have a friend who can never accept the fact that if he dies odds are it's his fault and it really pisses me off sometimes.

>>125928081
>dem nips
I like it

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>playing azmodan, stacking solo
>enemy tassadar is being a piece of shit and shielding things I try to get stacks on
>generally playing super aggressive

>like 12 minutes in, have an ok amount of stacks considering how much of a faggot this tassadar was being
>push some fort while team is holding a DK shrine
>tassadar shows up and thinks he can still 1v1 bully me
>dunk his ass
>he pops his faggot invisibility
>he comes back to bully me again (wat)
>dunk his ass again
>his retard-safe procs
>enemy nazeebo comes out of a bush
>tassadar pops his ult, super low HP though
>oh no, a gank!

>dunk tassadar again
>he dies
>put a leash on nazeebo and he runs away

I'm so glad they fixed taste for blood, dumbfuck supports thinking they can 1v1 azmodan always make me laugh

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>Matched with a premade
>Oh boy here we go
>All 4 of them try to make epic roaming gank plays
>They fail end up dying more often than not
>They never soak xp
>By the time I get us to level 10 we're down 3 levels
>I manage to win 2 team fights by myself
>Equaled out on xp
>We have map control can win with the objective things are looking good
>One of them says to rush the core
>All 5 of the other team is alive
>We end up losing

Why is Brightwing attracted to hot women?

>>125947275
I just upgraded to 100mbs Comcast and I have i6-6700, 16gb ddr4, and gtx 980 strix w/ 4gb ddr5. No lag here. Just poorfags in this country, I'll admit.

>>125946774
Is it because they all meme? Can't be worse than Halo General 12 group games. Or do you mean circlejerk like waifu shit? I have a few friends who play this game but it's hard to ever play with more than 2-3 people at a time. I had a friends game of 5 only in closed beta.

>>125950675
is bw a tuna diver

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>Somewhat new but I've got a handle of how the game plays
>playing as Butcher
>we slowly start to lose
>team blames me for "only taking damage talents"

This game is pretty different to LoL, but I guess some things never change.

>teamfight
>web enemy solo tank
>squishies ripe for the taking
>artanis backs off
>he waits for tank to come out of web
>duels tank
>loses

so... this is the power of Hero League..

>>125952289
~ le switchy cube man ~

Why is Valla so perfect?

>Wrecks anuses in lane
>Wrecks anuses in team fights
>Good escape, good pursuit
>Yoga mat of stuns ult
>Push lanes like boss
>Focus down towers like mother fucker
>Topping enemy damage and sometimes siege
>Variant builds that are viable

>>125952789
>dies when looked at

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>get 3 stacks of Lunara's dot on a low HP enemy
>their health bar is only the poison dot
>they waddle behind their gates
>realize their well is down
>not enough time to hearth
>watch them resign their fate and /dance

Feels great.

>>125952789
>still countered easily

>>125952789
I'd say she's one of the easiest countered assassins.

>>125953238
>>125953435
Is this a new meme or something?

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>>125953140
>get 3 stacks of poison on low HP medic
>her health bar is only the poison dot
>she mounts up runs from away from her team in the opposite direction
>instead of chasing her wipe up the rest of her team
>her fucking trait activates just barely saving her

>>125952789
>played exclusively by faggots

Help, I can't stop playing Murky

>>125953531
No honestly she's not that great and can easily be dealt with.

>>125953531
Valla has zero survivability
She has one of the tiniest HP pools in the game and her only escape is shit, atleast falstads thing goes through walls and gives a shield

>>125954158
>>125954345
Yeah

>>125953746
I was kidding about that though faggot

>>125954345
That was going to be my argument.
whether q, w, or AA build i'd say falstad can do everything valla does but better.

>>125954458
he can't chase as well, nor does he have the same sustained damage, but has better on demand burst

>>125954458
Valla probably has a better trait than Falstad. It's actually pretty similiar, but she can maneuver even if she got hit by something.
Falstad has a great mount replacement that enables a lot of great plays and can act as an escape if you're smart about it however, so I personally don't see why you'd want to play Valla over Falstad

>>125944775
Gotta get my new waifu to 10. I don't like a whole lot of the master skins in the game, but the third skin variation on Lunara's is pretty great.

>>125955763
Falstad with a battle momentum/lifesteal build has much better sustain than Valla honestly
He's probably the most versatile assassin in the game. You can build him for very frequent burst, safe burst, sustained AA damage, sustained ability damage, AA burst...
He also lots of talents for survivability, and that's where Valla shits the bed. If Falstad decides he has to go full survivability, his damage may suffer a bit, but it's still pretty good. Valla really can't go for survivability without crippling her damage hard.

>>125955889
>but the third skin variation on Lunara's is pretty great.
This nigga knows what's up.

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>>125920320
Takes longer to get to 10 than I remember even with this free stimpack

>>125955813
Valla is cuter.

rewind or and a shark too on lvl 20 murky?

>Gank an illidan and valla with nova
>illidan jumps at me right away so I go ahead and fuck that guy to 50% HP
>our Nova pings the valla and shoots at her
>now both heroes are at 40% HP and just fuck off
nice

>>125957237
Shark if you can secure them kills easy. Rewind if you wanna blow your load quick and get out of there.

>Playing as murky
>Get rewind
>Got in a 1v1 situation against Zerataul
>Fuck, this kid thinks he can 1on1 me?
>Fish rewind Fish
>Bubble accidentally

FUCK!

>>125942179
Doesn't Death March apply the untalented version of Drain Hope? It shouldn't apply Crushing Hope. 30% max hp damage to the entire team sounds pretty cool

>>125942179
I wish death march was more useful than it is, or march in general.
I barely ever find any use for it. The wall is so good.

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>loading screen comes up
>these teams
>just fuck my shit up Blizzard
>end up winning
>how the fuck
>check enemy talents
Jesus

Also based Azmo for his unstoppable splitpush and 130k+ siege damage.

>>125959860
I'm getting really tired of dumbfucks not knowing what a good comp looks like
Your team has a much much better comp than theirs, by a very long shot

>>125959860
>2 specialists that are very good at pushing
>against illidan, thrall, nova and tyrande, morales
Honestly, depending on the map, it was a no brainer you could push like crazy without them being able to do much

>>125960173
If only push strategies worked outside of bronze league

>>125960078
Comp doesn't mean a whole lot in QM, and it's more about who has less retards. Forgive me if I lack faith in my team at the start of the match. Luckily Red team was the shortbus.

I was mostly worried about the Illidan with his Medic buttbuddy but she ended up getting too cocky and got murked in every fight. Her shining moment was when she panic Medivac'd to like 3 feet away after they failed to gank us at boss.

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>enemy team is level 10
>we're only very very slightly behind, going to hit 10 in a second as I'm soaking a wave
>tell our team to not engage, we'll have 10 in a sec
>team engages immediately
>4v5 without ultimates
>"why weren't you there? gg"

>>125960265
Does azmodam work at high rating? Wich build if a specific one is required?

What are the easiest heroes to play?

>>125960452
Raynor, Lili, Leoric.

>>125960452
Li Li and Kael'thas

>>125960265
getting level 10 while they're level 8 works on all levels, friend
murky also becomes exponentially more powerful the longer the game goes on, while nova is damn near useless when behind

>>125960407
If you can land his Q consistently he works fine. The key to the build are these two talents
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/azmodan#f-2G

>>125960698
Allright thanks.

>>125960371
My life as a specialist in a nutshell

>>125959860
>ignore the comp
>that filthy nova build.
disguesting.

>>125960330
>Comp doesn't mean a whole lot in QM
Didn't you just complain about the comp you were handed?
Even though it's much better than the enemies?

>>125960973
When it's Nova v. Murky and Lunara I assume the worst is about to happen. Which is the part about comp not mattering because it's about who's more retarded.

>>125960371
If you were going to hit 10 mid fight why not join them? It was a pretty safe bet that all of your team would blow their ults at the same time which would have made for a good fight (assuming people didn't pick ults that didn't work with each other)

What bronzies don't realize is that sometimes it's better to follow your team into a questionable situation than it is to let them all die just so you can proclaim to have made the correct decision.
Even if you guys weren't going to win that fight maybe being there would have prevented 4 people from dying. Good players can enter bad situations and come out on top, bronze players avoid acting until they have a decisive advantage.

>>125961215
>nova vs murky
>the murky is at a disadvantage here
the fuck?
Nova can't solokill murky
murky can reliably force a kill on nova as soon as gathering power gets too high

>>125961265
We weren't going to hit 10 midfight. I wouldn't have been soaking if it wasn't necessary to get level 10.

>it's better to follow your team into a questionable situation
I'm aware of this, but this wasn't a questionable situation. They were down a man and not level 10 yet. I specifically told them to not engage, as there was no need to fight just yet. This was just entirely pointless.

>Even if you guys weren't going to win that fight maybe being there would have prevented 4 people from dying.
You know what else would've prevented 4 people from dying? Waiting like 10 seconds until we hit 10 and I was there

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Lunara is cute AND fun.

Also when a brightwing is on your team, does brightwing say "you're pretty" to lunara? I thought I heard her say it, but wasn't really listening.

>>125961431
Yeah, on Brightwing's soundfiles it's labeled as her intro with Nova, guess they decided to reuse it.

>>125960452
raynor
>>power gap<<
valla, li li, zagara, muradin

>>125961481
Oh okay, I guess I've never heard brightwing say that.

>>125961420
Was engaging the enemy 4v5 the best call?
>probably not
Was not attempting to join the team when they grouped up the best call?
>probably not

The point is that if you're going to be mad at them for doing what they did then it's only fair that you be a little mad at yourself for what you did. Yeah maybe it was a little shitty of them to force your hand by making it essential that you show up to a fight you didn't want to fight but either you weren't paying attention to the team, which is bad, or your intentionally ignored them for their decision, which is bad.

The point is that you were both in the wrong. You can't be mad at the team for ignoring your suggestion and unfortunately you were in the minority which makes you look like an asshole, but they shouldn't really be mad at you for not showing up to a situation that they should have known was disadvantageous for themselves.
I still think you should have been there, but that's just my opinion.

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>Dps split push Malfurion
Not like I wanted to win or anything

>>125962002
>Quick match
Literally why care at all

>>125962094
Yeah why not just sit in your base all match and wait for the enemy to win? It's just quick match! Who cares!

>>125962226
Quick match is garbage. I've been in plat rank since I started playing and once I switched over to strictly playing ranked I never looked back.
Occasionally I'll QM with friends but when I do I just play for shits and giggles because it's such a joke. It's always mismatched teams of heroes/player ranks and I always seem to get a specialist who never leaves their lane.

I was playing with some friends last week and of the 10 or so games we played together there was an abathur on our team every single match and only 1 was any good.
It's seriously just a training ground or a place to guilt free play heroes you've never played before.

>>125961215
>Play as Murky
>Novatool on the enemy team
>Alternate egg placement between top and bottom fort
>Nova easter egg hunt on december while we take teamfights and immortals 4v5

It's that ez

>>125962586
I'm not the guy or guys you're arguing with but murky is really bad. I don't play as nova but I play a lot of specialist/assassin and most of the time I don't bother going out of my way to find his eggs because he dies immediately to any kind of burst so I have no qualms with just sneezing on him to death any time he pokes his head out.

His only viable move is to ulti stun you into a puffer fish explosion and half the time that doesn't even work because all it takes is one ally being remotely near you to scare him away.

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>Uther takes divine shield and cleanse
>Doesnt use either once
Finally QM worked in my favor

>>125963338
>uther looked at your team and thought "yeah cleanse is required"

>>125963698
>what is murky web
kill urself bronze

>>125961315
>nova can't solo kill murky

>>125962586
>Playing as Nova v Murky.
>Burst him down and get an ez kill.
>He comes back same story same ending.
>Don't give a flying fuck about his egg.
>Just enjoying that sweet GP.
This is how one plays Nova Who is shit tier btw.

>>125963729
i dont even play pvp. just saw the blue team and thought what cc? just one murky grab

if your gonna be a cunt. ill just continue to lurk

>>125960674
>exponentially

>>125957237
There is never any situation where shark is better. Rewind is way more damage if you can get a full combo off but even a partial combo is still a lot more damage. Anyone that recommends shark is bad at murky. See >>125957354. He is bad at murky and yet still gives advice. Ignore.

>>125963796
>lvl 7 talent with 30s CD makes an entire hero basically worthless
Uh yep, any time there's a murky a support should take cleanse

>>125961920
I don't think you understand
This wasn't one of these things where I stubbornly try to enforce my own strategy
I literally went away from lane for 20 seconds to soak for 10 and informed the team I will do so so we can have a 10vs10 fight

the team then immediately engaged without me

this absolutely wasn't one of these things you're imagining it to be

>>125957354
>blow your load quick and get out of there
What? 90% of the time you ult you will die. Sharks damage stops when you die but your stun persists. A murky combo is 3300+ dmg and it doesn't matter if you die while ulting.

You are shit.

>>125962494

>I've been in plat rank since I started

and you think you know shit
look at this guy

>>125963765
She can't if the murky got block

if the murky didn't get block, he might aswell be playing for the enemy team anyways.

Here's how a murky vs nova matchup goes

>Nova is hunting murky all game for ez gathering power stacks
>Murky only dies to her if he's in a bad position and didn't see her coming, so relatively rarely and not much more than any other hero would have
>any other hero however would have given full XP and wouldn't respawn in 5 seconds

>Murky regularily octograbs Nova for an easy kill on her whenever she's getting too many stacks

I mean shit, at level 20 murky can comfortably kill nova aslong as she's not with enough people who may kill his pufferfishes. Probably the best nova counter.

>>125947275
>>125946774
There's a top tier of /vg/ players that will carry or at least consistently play well. senjinn is not one of them.

Then there's tier 2 of players that I personally have them on, they can fill ok but barely play HL so they are mechanically weak and are not even rank 1.

Then there's the rest who are the bottom of the barrel that can't figure out how to win or get good and cry bronze tears and mmr hell.

I like to believe that there are people who 'get it'. There are those who 'get it' faster, more often, and 'get it' when it comes to complex strategies and drafting. It's when you 'get it' you really start to get a handle on how to win more games percentage-wise despite bad picks and bad players.

should i level crit or blade flurry at level one for 3k mmr jug games? I rarely get gone on or ganked/harrassed often enough for blade flurry to save me or get kills because my support inevitably has no idea what a stun is. I'm thinking I should just get crit and right click the offlaner until he fucks off. But everyone apparently thinks blade flurry is a must have skill even though I can just get it at 3 and be perfectly fine.

Thoughts d2g?

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>>125965003

>>125965003
crit

>>125964486
is block the mandatory level 1 talent? if there's no AA hero, can I get move speed bubble or bribe instead?

>>125965003

start boots press q win

>>125965003
>crit for lasthits
hello 1k mmr

>>125964486
She still can solo kill him. If she didn't get AA shells for example. I am lvl 14 murky and I agree that it is very easy to kill nova with murky but she can still kill you easily.

>>125965492
Block is best most of the time. I never take breeze. Only time I consider bribe is in maps with the summoning bruisers because you can easily take them solo by bribing just the middle minion. I heard assault egg is actually decent although I haven't tried it yet. Apparently the vision it gives is huge but I don't know

>>125965492
Bribe usually works out well on maps like sky temple, haunted mines, battlefield of eternity and especially blackheart bay where you can steal a merc camp on the other side of the map to force them to abandon lane to defend.
But really, block makes you so much tankier even vs spell heroes

>play a game vs the butcher as gazlowe
>wait until I hear the butcher charge
>smack down a grav bomb
worked everytime
one time it even worked without the grav bomb, I just put a stun bomb down and he charged into it

You'd think he would eventually stop charging in

>>125965492
Additionally, most important is your role from lvl 1-10. Tell your team you won't be going to objectives until youre level 10. So tell them to stall the objective as much as possible without dying. Then as they are stalling you soak two lanes. Slime pufferfish slime then horse to other lane and repeat. You can get a 2-2.5 lvl advantage doing this if your team doesn't feed. At 10 immediately set up a kill and go back to soaking two lanes and try to steal their mercs. At 13 it becomes much easier to steal mercs. Standard pufferfish build usually but on dragon shire depending on who I am laning against I may get slime advantage. You're very strong against slow attacking heroes like diablo and muradin if you take block. So slime advantage just shits on them

>>125966018
Level 12 Nova.
Yeah I don't know what this guy is smoking it's not hard to kill the fish as her.

>Rehgar with a skin on our team
>oh neat, hopefully that means he knows the her-
>thinks he's the frontline and runs in to bite people then gets killed every single time there's a shrine so we're left trying to get it 4v5 which we almost do but never quite
>eventually build up a substantial level disadvantage after the third time of this happening at the shrine
>look at stat board
>his kad is 0/0/7

Was that the new james bond? because that rehgar sure was a dumb nigger

>>125966174
>solo ulting butcher
Seems like a good trade

>>125967312
maybe he thought shotgun wolf was good

>>125939489
Mandatory dadbod illidan skin when?

>>125967319
The rest of their team was ranged and mostly had escapes

I don't think you quite realize how shit grav bomb is before 20, unless it's aimed directly ontop of you, you can just walk out of it. And good luck aiming it directly ontop of ranged heroes without set-up stuns or telegraphing it heavily, it's a melee range spell

>>125967463
>not creating space with a zoning grav bomb

>Kael disconnects
>bot still kills everyone
le balanced salami man

>>125966018
Chu is using assault egg right now

>>125919025
there is no skin preview

>>125914598
>Playing melee with poke, but no self sustain.
>When you could be playing thrall with both.

>>125968476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSe84wKrCMc
wut

>>125966174
>You'd think he would eventually stop charging in
lmao bronze league lmao

>>125967635
What do you think happens when I grav bomb a butcher who just engaged and the rest of their team hasn't yet? Do you think they walk into it?
There's your zoning with an added 1 dead butcher

>>125968590
Diamond according to hotslogs
it goes to show that there's dumbfucks in every bracket

>>125968697
every rank not masters is basically bronze

>>125968620
>falling for meme bait

>>125968734
I think Thisigia would probably disagree with you on that

>>125968734
>not even in grandmasters
wood league pls go

>>125968734
>t. badinum player

>>125967724
>Falstad disconnects.
>Fly's into sky temple objective 1v5.

Stealth heroes were causing a lot of controversy in the starting phase of Hots. A lot of playes did quit because of that toxic heroes. I know, you can counter them and others, but Blizzard, You've lost tons of player because of stealth heroes. They are extremely unfun and toxic to play against as a new player, and it causes new players to quit.
My question is, how do you want to acquire new players if they quit the game after playing versus stealth heroes ?
My opinion is that you've ruined the game for yourself releasing this type of a hero (permament stealth). It has a blur, indeed. But it takes practice to get used to it, and new players often don't want to play much - unless they get sucked into the game. And that only happens if they don't rage at their starting phase.
Now Hots contains only alpha and beta veterans. Majority of new players nowadays and before left because of this toxic type of hero. Just my 50 cents. I dont want #nerf nova #nerf zertaul, but you might want to adjust the stealth mechanic as it is reducing your player base constantly. Thanks.
PS : I have 2000 games played, rank 1 in hero league

how does valla's strafe actually work? the only info i could find was:
>does X total damage, split across available targets
>the X damage is split across Y individual shots, which are distributed cyclically to available heroes, or non-heroes if there are no heroes available
>can go through any object, but vision is required to do damage

does it always rotate through available targets, or does it repeatedly hit the closest one? is there anything that increases its frequency of hitting a single target, other than having only that target in range?

>>125969307
This is the one game where stealths aren't actually invisible, just a little harder to see
and this dumbfuck is still mad about it
goddamn shitters

Why do people obsess over globe talents when the scaling changes made them shittier? Tassadar's main meme build always starts with Conjurer's and I can't understand why

This is Jim-bob

reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/3xkp9j/top_rated_na_player_5stacks_with_a_player_that/
haha

>>125969307
I can't tell if this ones from battle.net forums or Reddit

>>125969307
if you aren't looking at your surroundings for Nova or Zeratul, you deserve to get ganked.

>>125969307
I honestly fucking hate playing stealth games. You have to play an entirely different game. Which isn't bad or good in and of itself, having to counter-play is fine. But it's still frustrating.

That's why we need bans though. Is Nova frustrating enough to ban instead of some top tank or healer?

>>125970361
proof only autistic losers care about mmr and mmr is a flawed system

>>125941720
>Only meat has protein.