Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

liara best waifu

>>125911876
no anon, you're best waifu

>>125911713
>Strzechowski
a waifu fighting in the polish resistance movement?

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Cute waifu!

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uncharted_worlds.mp3

>>125912096
very!

>>125912025
lewd & uncalled for

>>125912095
well her parents are from poland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmo6MRYf5g
thread theme for people who aren't jive ass turkeys

>>125912243
it's always called for when it's a qt like you

>>125912416
you can make the thread next time, The End is nowhere near

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>>125912096
Cute /= best. No bully tho.

>>125911713
don't put /dag/ into the op or they end up here when they search for it in the catalog

>>125912568
nah i've made like the past 4 threads

>>125912605
you can use /d.ag/ safely

Post top 5 squadmates desu senpai

5. Kasumi
4. Javik
3. Legion
2. Wrex
1. Garrus

Javik and Wrex are the most based though

>>125912820
for combat?
1. Liara
2. Thane
3. Samara
4. Javik
5. Kasumi

>had lewd dreams about submissive femboi anon last night
This general is literally turning me gay, holy shit

>>125912423
i am NOT qt

New collage when?

>>125913106
you're right, you're not a qt, you're MY qt and i'll love you forever

>>125911713
>>Liara best waifu
based op

>>125913305
not enough OC and quality posts

>>125913621
quality posts don't belong in a collage, autism does. and there is never a shortage of autism around here

>>125913698
autism is my fetish, that's why i come here

>>125913698
then I meant autism posts

>>125913992
there's been even more autism and disturbing posts than normal though

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Waifu butts!

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>>125914227

>>125914096
nothing really new tho..

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>>125914351

Grabbing youre're waifu by the butt cheeks and eating out her ass?

>>125914478
nah
grabbing her by her perfectly smooth, fleshy thighs and eating out her ass

>>125914478
>>125914351
>>125914227
inflating you're waifus ass with a bicycle pump?

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>>125914478

does aria just sit on that couch all day?

>>125915030
the couch vibrates tbf

>>125915076
w-woah

>>125914806

Inflating it with N7 helium?

>>125914861
>dat bellybutton indent

Damn!

>>125915030
she has several personal sex "toys" to please her in a private room when she's bored

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>have played all ME games on xbox 360 along with all DLC
>even played mass effect phone game
>own all mass effect books and the art of mass effect universe
>switch over to pc because console a shit
>ME trilogy for 20€ on Origin
>good price bruv, got em
>all essential story DLC's are over 60€ together

There is no god /meg/

>>125915679
just pirate all dlc's from 1 to 3

jesus christ morinth gets me so fucking rock hard

>>125916976
but she kills you

>>125917254
that's the best part

you get rock hard and you never stop

'cause you're dead

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>>125917254
win-win situation

>>125912820
1. Liara
2. Zaeed
3. Miranda/Kaidan
4. Samara
5. Aria

>>125913305
It's been a long time, but I planned doing one for the next thread so I'll start tomorrow.

>>125913698
you got it right.

>>125914096
problem is I can't go back that far any more because the archive is dead and that alternative archive, firesomething, is always down.

>>125914861
>>125915319
>that quick-fuck/piss zipper

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>>125912416

ay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlM1ekJ144

>no morinth lewdfics or lewdpics

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>>125917254
But then you kill her.

krogan sluts?

>>125917958
thank goodness, since it always ends in /meg/'s regular state

>>125918184
>But then you kill her.

have talicancers actually played the game?

>>125918425
>doesn't know Yvonne is Miranda's facemodel and voice
>spouts bullshit about Morinth
>actually confessed his computer is too terrible to play ME3
>romances Tali and thinks he's a special snowflake and everyone should look up to him

well...

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>>125918425
Ok, Samara, what a big deal. You can't even stop her.
>>125918945
You know me very well, why is this? Do you like me or what?

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Kissing a cute waifu's soft lips?

>>125919490
>Ok, Samara, what a big deal. You can't even stop her.
Stop Samara from doing what? What the fuck are you talking about ?

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>>125920036
From killing his daughter, wtf man?

>>125919490
no one likes you

>>125920273
it still doesn't look like you know what you're talking about

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>>125920273
Her*
>>125920403
You meant nobody likes YOU? We all know it.

>>125920273
2 possible outcomes during Samara's loyalty mission:
1.Kill Samara, take Morinth
2.Kill Morinth, keep Samara (afterwards if you attempt to sexe Morinth on the normandy, game over)

>>125920403
>>125920679
I hate you both 2bh, please exchange your skype accounts and go circlejerk in private

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>>125920829

this

and take /meg/'s '4chan turned me gay' submissive fuccbois with you

>>125912096

Ffffffug, those lips, mang. And those eyes. Stop being so pretty, waifu.

>>125920829
>>125921585
Sorry man, I'm inventory.

A BioWare game with hard choices?

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>>125921862
what do you mean?

I hope we get a nice cute korean waifu in Andromeda

>>125922207
furniture, storage, part of the place, immovable,

>>125922289
I hope you die in your sleep

>>125922383
Why?

>>125922353
I still don't get it.

Sorry wg my sense of humour sucks.

>>125922445
For being a koreaboo

>>125922619
Korean girls are great though

>>125922705
Yeah and you should go kill yourself regardless

>>125922803
If you agree then what's the problem?

>>125922049

Inconceivabru.

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>>125922289

I hope we'll be able to spend more time with the onboard medical doctor.

>>125923276
those are some gross looking feet

Does liara wear lipstick or did the designers just decide to turn her lips purple?

>>125923410

>did the designers just decide to turn her lips purple

nah her lips are just bruised from the sheer amount of cock she inhales on a daily basis

>>125923873
you can't inhale a cock

>>125923873
good banter

>>125923410
she had too much BT foam on her "archaeological" "expeditions"

>>125923921
maybe humans can't

>>125924189
poor banter, doesn't even make sense

is there a waifus celebrating your birthday/celebrating you're waifu's birthday list?

>>125923276
A korean doctor?

>>125923363
I'll cut you m8
she wrinkles her toes, the soles automatically look like that then, try it yourself with your own treats

>>125925092

That's racist.

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>page 9

>>125928191
>page 8

>>125915679

Use a VPN or just pirate

>>125929760
>page 1

>>125915679
I wonder if they will ever lower the price. Ever...

>>125930364
They would rather their products just be pirated.

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My name is Knuckles, nigga.

Niggas call me Knuckles, straight up. Yeah, my real name is Clyde, man. Straight up and down man. Clyde Smith, nigga, I'm from the Wally Era, nigga. Straight up. And aaaall my big niggas know, all my niggas that did all that time?

They know how I get down.

When I come in, I come in. Straight up, P.O.'s, all those niggas, they salute me. They, listen man...straight up and down?

Five boroughs and all that?

I owns that, I owns that. And I'm a Staten Island, straight up. Niggas see that, niggas be like "Yo, let him thru".

That's a made nigga right there. And he gon punch you in the mouth if you say somethin' slick.

You see these shits right here? I'ma die with these on, dig? Yeah, that's right. And I'ma be up here in a minute, and I ain't going no where. And I'm usin' that phone, and I'ma have my little snacks and all that with me, and I dare a nigga to go in my locker, because yo!

I'm not playing wit ya'll niggas man.

I'm tellin, you, if you want something, ask me for it. And if I like you like that, I'ma hold you down. But if you think you gon try that Tom & Jerry shit on me, and have my fingers smashed on the ceiling?

Never, never duke.

I'm tellin' you, I'ma snatch you up there, I'm a snatch you out that little Iceberg t-shirt you got on and that little platinum, bullshit ass chain you got on. Straight up, and your haircut game is fucked up.

I'm too tired of niggas man, them niggas who do dat to a nigga. Straight up.

what do you think mass effect snacks are like?

>>125931461

bland but efficacious

>you will never be bullied by a human-hating alien for trying to hit on a girl in his species

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DQfnj33-QU

>>125932351
one of the main points of snacks is to be tasty, so if they're bland then they aren't very efficacious

>>125934532

good point

i was thinking in terms of like, an MRE type of space food

>>125935150
yeah that's what i figured, snacks and meal rations aren't really similar at all though

>>125937674
only a dead turian is a good turian

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>>125937674

sneaky waifus?

>>125943472
w-what are they up to?

>>125943721
a surprise party for their favorite commander!

>>125944373
oh my! haven't you ruined the surprise now?

>>125944373
Describe the party and the surprises.

LikelyCrispFritillarybutterfly

>>125946272
ah fuck
i'm out

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>>125946272

a waifu breaking your heart?

>>125947615
my heart is made of stone and not easily breakable

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>>125948867
>my heart is made of stone and not easily breakable

>>125948941
baited for this exact response

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>>125948867

>>125948941
i don't get it, if people like this spend so much time on the internet shouldn't they know by now that wearing fedoras is just a meme?

>>125948982
I've gotten more responses out of you than you have out of me (prior to this post at least)

>>125949168
oh

retiring to a mountain chalet with your waifu?

>>125947615
From how much she loves me, yes.

what's good my guys

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>>125947615

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piyN5sp9pGA

>>125950247
>d'angelo
based, haven't listened to his new album though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cL4leeORpY

>>125949620

For the summer months, with only a small entourage, perhaps 60-100 servants.

We expect to spend winter on the French Riviera, for her health of course.

waifus whispering naughtily in your ears?

>>125949620
to plan the invasion of the soviet union?

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>>125950480

>haven't listened to his new album though

pretty much a super late entry for aoty 2014 2bh m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejA6QRtrAI

my favourite cut

I want to be a space cop

waking up with a dripping wet alien gingey in your face?

>>125952051
what's it doing there?

>>125952051
Is it a familiar gingey or at least a familiar alien gril, or before this are we strangers to each other?

>>125952332
if you have an alium waifu, it's hers
if not, a stranger

>>125952315
that's for the gingey's owner to know and you to find out

>>125952396
Anything up to just short of drowning would be lovely, either way.

>>125952846
>either way
VERY l*wd

>>125929775
>>125915926
Doesnt origin detect pirated dlc? If not where should i look for it? KAT?

my eye is bleeding, help

>>125955398
that's what you get for looking at femshep pics

Morning, meg. Are we finally done with shitposting?

>>125935707
>Shepard herself
>Herself
Stopped reading.

>>125946272
Dude. Not cool.

>>125950247
>>125951348
Jack doesn't look like, to me, the kind of person to be into that kind of music.

>>125958317
no lol

>>125958317
Jack also doesn't look like the type to subscribe to poetry magazines

>>125959172
Did you miss her snobby pretentiousness? She is exactly the kind of person to subscribe to poetry magazines.

>>125960000
good quads

>>125960000
I thought we were going by appearances

>>125960038
Thanks, I work out.

>>125960168
Alright. Her personality, then, makes me think that she would not be into soul and R'n'B.

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>>125958317

>Jack doesn't look like, to me, the kind of person to be into that kind of music.

She probably isn't, but I am. And I post Jack cause she's muh wifi.

Jack is probably into shit like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcvBMyy8a7c

Or like, Joy Division.

You never know though, maybe she has a soft spot for soulful harmonies, musicians with chops and singers with legit pipes.

>>125960718
Too fucking bland, not pretentious enough. No. Songs that I can see Jack being into

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knTvHRz_qnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tktpsst3SfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qQyUi4zfDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA

Just me.

>musicians with chops and singers with legit pipes.

Not enough pain and existentialism in those.

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>>125961353

I dunno about this 2bh m8.

>Sleaford Mods
>bland

>singers with great voices
>incapable of conveying pain

>Jack
>listening to Lenny Kravitz

But she would definitely like Portishead and Radiohead. could have something to do with the former's Beth Gibbons and her wonderful singing voice, and the latter's talented musicianship as a group. far be it from me

go the fuck back to /mu/

>>125961868
>Sleaford Mods
>bland
That song was bland. One continuous looping reef and some limey shouting in a cockney accent would not interest her.

>singers with great voices
>incapable of conveying pain
She would not like a perfect, immaculate voice. A damaged, throaty voice singing out of key, preferably from the songwriter him/herself would be right up Jack's alley.

>Jack
>listening to Lenny Kravitz
You're missing the song's pretentiousness again, anon.

>spoiler
She'd hate Beth Gibbons for her cheer-squad perfect voice. But that would just be her not admitting how she envies it. Just like Miranda She'd definitely love Radiohead, though.

since you're talking about music, where can I find the track list of the music from the personal cabin in ME 3 ?

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>>125946272

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>>125963842
Jill is so hot

>>125964175

Hotter as a brunette though.

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>>125964464
I prefer the blonde version but can deal with both

>>125964175
the texturing on catwoman's suit is so much better though

>>125919943

moste kissable

>>125923276
>cute pink lace

W-wow...

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>>125946272

Wasn't expecting that.

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>>125949620

Wouldn't say 'no'.

>>125963842
Who is the one in the shield outfit?

>>125963912
Only Joker.

>>125967914
Only with the addition of a big city at the foothills bellow. Jack would get bored without social activities.

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>>125964175
>zipped up

Goddamn, that's a full bosom. Also dem thick thighs and butt. And heels.

>>125968063
>Who is the one in the shield outfit?

Zoey from L4D, for some fucking reason. I assume it's originally Black Widow, looks like her suit,

>>125968156
>I assume it's originally Black Widow, looks like her suit
Has there been a recent marvel game I am unaware of? Or is it just an Avengers 2 movie tie in game?

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>>125968080

succulente

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>>125968238

Well, there's the Deadpool game, but I don't know if Widow's in that game.

>>125968241

fug, man
very succulente, very cute

>>125968451
Played Deadpool. I remember Rogue, Psylocke and Domino being in it. Also, that seen where Deadpool is hallucinating and finds himself in that harem, but I still don't remember Widow being there.

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>>125946272

>>125968673
>Deadpool in the bathhouse
>can't even talk to Psylocke

You're dead to me, developers.

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Waifus.

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>>125969493

Megsevfus?

>>125969536

Damn, that booty of hers, man.

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>>125946272

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>>125969493

All the waifus.

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Why is Jill so hot?

>>125968782
>grinning guy on the left

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>125970291
wish she had actually looked like that ingame. it would have been nice.

>>125970291
>>125971821

Almost looks like the artist used Yvonne as a reference.

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>>125971821
>a Japanese company manages to make a uniform that looks both sexy and practical better than a Western company

How? Shouldn't it be the other way around? It's even unzipped without showing cleavage.

>>125969536
Yes >>>/hr/2531024

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420 blaze it

>>125969493
>>125971297
Love this artist (?)

>>125974931

Filename.

>tfw no waifu's chest to nestle your head into as she strokes your hair and lulls you to sleep

>tfw having sex with youre're waifu and she calls you "daddy"

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>>125974775

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>>125977493
That means you're a pedo.

>>125977886
Who said that my waifu is a 14 year old and who said I have to like it?

>>125977493
>tfw no strong bf to call daddy even in nonsexual situations

>>125972784
because of the empty stare?

starting new collage now. either for next thread or the one after, depending if I'm there for the switch or not.

>>125978701
be sure to include lots of HETERO stuff

>>125978743
of course.

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>>125978069
How old is your waifu then?

>>125980497
if not counting grunt, tali is younger than everyone in the trilogy

>>125980497
By the time of ME? 6-7 centuries old, give or take a couple of decades.

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Khar'shan woodl luk leik theese iff ol hughmons were keeled

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ded

>>125982989
Is there some kind of context for this?

>>125982989
>tfw you're a Morinth-mancer

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>>125983131
yes, the original is the context.

>>125982989

nice work

>>125982962
>tfw you'll never launch a series of long rang missile strikes on batarian airbases.
>tfw you'll never see streaks of light and steam racing through the sky, orbital munitions zero in on fortified command centers.
>tfw you'll never strafe the strategic BTF reserve, and watch the tanks explode with crispy white foamy goodness.

>>125982989
>>125983601
Well played WG.

>>125983601
did you edit, wg?

>>125983601
Good work then

>>125983697
yes, I'm doing stuff for the collage.

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>>125983690
w-what a waste...

>>125983690
or you could launch a raid and steal most of BTF reserves

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>>125984078
waifus appreciating each other's virtues?

>>125984642
>tumble nose

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>>125984314
>literally flooding the market with cheap BTF

>>125984642
What is that monstrosity on the right

>>125984702
>tfw dealing illegal BTF.
>tfw making insane amounts of money.
>tfw a local mob boss encroaches on your turf.
>He wants a cut of the profits.
>Gives you three days to consider.
>Suddenly there are dozens of burly thugs everywhere you look.
>Three days later you agree, you don't want them to hurt waifu and you'd rather keep your feet out of concrete.
>Still it rubs you the wrong way. You didn't eject from your fighter jet, crawl over an endless plain of hard foam and fought all those batarians just for some ass to steal the profits of your hard work.
>tfw you scrounge up a few crusted up credit chits, scrape of most of the foam from them.
>Not even close. Did you really spend all that cash already?
>Fuck.
>The trip to ultra-disneyland did cost a lot, and the gifts to waifu, and the security mechs.
>tfw next month you'll make lots of cash, the mechs were a one time expense. But how to pay the boss?
>An idea pops into your head. You shout at your friend Albuino to fetch some concentrated unfoamed foam.
>That liquid is extremely expensive. Exposed to air it'll foam the toes of several elcor no problem. And that's just a small spoon of the stuff, you've got a whole bottle.
>tfw you stay up all night with Albuino, carefully pouring the liquid in the cheapest pressure vessels you could find.
>The vessels bulge and creak as you fill them in the airlock of your ship. You wear spacesuits and it's hard and tiring work.
>finally you're finished. You seal the vessels and cycle the airlock.
>The bottles groan and strain against the pressure within.
>You grin under your opaque visor.
>The next day a turian thug comes up, asking for the money.
>You hand him the cash and the bottles of liquid BTF.
>For good luck. You say and smile as the turian eyes the bottle.

>Reading omni-news next morning.
>Foam night gone wrong. Tragedy on omega! Sl*ts buried!
>You chuckle. as images of an entire building caked meter thick in foam appears on your screen.

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>>125986509
Tracer from Overwatch (it is literally written on that badge), that ass probably belongs to Widowmaker

>>125987857
We still don't like it.

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>>125988052
>April Foa-

>>125988145
What is an overwatch

>>125988486
Pretty much.

>>125988490
Opposite of an underfeel.

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>>125988490
It's an upcoming game by Blizzard and is most likely like TF2.
Do you live on the dark side of the moon?
Are you the Russian Talifag?

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>>125988052
>entire building caked meter thick in foam

>>125988692
No, I've just never been a fan of blizzard and have never really paid attention as a result

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>I don't like asari

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>I don't like asari

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I just read a fanfiction where Shepard is an Indian or something with a 17 inch ponytail. When he dies he becomes Liara's "spirit guide"

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>>125996081

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>>125996081

>>125996081
Why

What is the weirdest fanfic you've read?
I can't really remember any notable ones that I've read.

>>125996861
>reading fanfics

>>125996294
>>125996436
>>125996486
https://fanfiction.net/s/9040642/7/
Skip to the paragraph starting with "The sound of ocean waves fills the sky along with the flesh clean smell of plants and sea water". It's fucking hilarious

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>>125996861
>the weirdest
this one

>>125997416
thanks but no thanks

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>>125997523
it's not really a fanfic, it's more like a mockery

>>125998163
>he doesn't enjoy a good spergfic

>>125978095
you can call me daddy any time anon

>>125998646
>>125978095
pls stop

>>125998423
I got more enjoyable methods to totally waste my time

>>125998381
most of the refugees aren't really refugees, but we're all human, amirite?

>>125998913
>>125998913
Whatever you say lad, I burst out laughing when I read it

>>125999328
>I'll just write some nonsense, that'll teach him

>>125999627
Watching Episode I instead, first time since I watched it in cinema back then, wish I wouldn't do it but I want to be up to date again.

>>125998752
say "stop, daddy" and i'll think about it

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>>126001110
NOW THIS IS PODRACING!

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>>126002337
it's so fucking terrible, but jar-jar bings really takes the cake. I'm kind of relieved he only really shows up in Episode I and got basically written out of the rest except for shortly showing up as ambassador or something.

Jack's romance arc in ME3 is outstanding

>>126004546
kek

>>125997523
What is this?

>>126005827
>he doesn't know of Adrian Delaware Shepard

anybody want to be friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlOoS4NmIA

>>126008173
Me. What's your name? What do you like?

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>>126008173
Tell me about yourself and I'll think about it.

>>126008403
>>126008492
my name's anon and i like music, cute girls, and fun video games

>>126008797
what kind of music
do you like cute boys

>>126008797
me too! do you find ME3 MP fun?

>>125984078
>implying Jill doesn't go for canned cum for Miri

>>125984642
>that fucking nose

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>>126008797
Interesting, do you have a steam account?

>>126008891

Not him, but I like cute fembois.

>>126008902
i haven't played it in a long time and i have pretty bad memory but i think it was okay. i get the feeling most people here don't like it though. I'm gonna give it another shot once I finish my ME2 playthrough and get 3 installed again although I've been kinda busy with other games so I don't know how long it'll be until then.

>>126008891
all kinds of music, i think there are good songs to be found in every genre, even the ones you don't usually like. i was just listening to this which i really like, it's really nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jZPnPBZtRk

and as friends, sure

>>126009187
http://steamcommunity.com/id/seamase/

>>126009641
>the funny spoiler failed

fml *shakes head*

>>126009721
>as friends
what are you, gay?

>>126009948
nope, sorry friend

>>126009721
>Sword Coast Legends

Is it good?

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>>126009948
What's wrong with having boys as friends?

>>126011000

no

>>126011000
it was free for the weekend so i played it for a bit but don't think i'm gonna buy it. it was decent but not worth the money in my opinion unless you can find it cheaply somewhere or i guess just pirate it. favorite part about it was the music.

>>126008891

I haven't masturbated for a over two days now. Fuck, I'm so horny right now. Too bad the anon with the cute boy butt never posted pics.

>>126011413

did /dag/ die again? why are you faggots even here

>>126011413
So go masturbate?

>>126011185
>no
good to know

>>126011235
>favorite part about it was the music.
even better to know.

>>126012394
yeah it was pretty mediocre. just makes me want to play something like pillars of eternity instead. also not really a fan of forgotten realms or most D&D settings for fantasy stuff.

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I'm planning to masturbate tomorrow for you knowledge.

>>126012807
To what?

>>126012883

cats the musical

>>126012530
D&D setting is still one of the better ones. Pillars is okay but don't expect a Baldur's Gate experience, it didn't even come close.
play barbarian though if you really want to do it and try soloing, you get fucked at the beginning and have to grief etc but as soon as you have a proper weapon and can get that skill that throws back damage and multiplies it you are practically a god when attacking huge groups, it's lots of fun then.

>>126012807
enjoy your 2 minutes of fame.

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>>126012883
Probably to humans, I don't think fapping to your waifu is a good idea for now

>>126013275
What specifically though? And why tomorrow and not today? Why not right now?

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>>126013590
It's night here and I'm not alone.
>What specifically though
I don't want to tell someone about my fetishes.

>>126014393
>I don't want to tell someone about my fetishes.
P-please?

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>>126014531
I'm a masochist and I like when she tells me what to do

>>126013139
>don't expect a Baldur's Gate experience
I ... actually had more fun with Pillars. Maybe because I've played BG to death and am quite bored of it, at this point. Did I even do my annual run of the trilogy this year? I think I skipped on it entirely. Playing Pillars again with the White March expansion. Made a dwarf chanter. Fucking beautiful. And, you know, the backer content is actually terrible, but you can just ignore it altogether. I'm having a blast.

>>126014826
Don't. Knowing Tali, you'll probably end up dead.

>>126014969
>Playing Pillars again with the White March expansion

wait, that's already out?

>the backer content is actually terrible

that shit is so fucking annoying. I killed every single backer NPC I could find standing around alone.

>>126015202
>wait, that's already out?
Yeah. Haven't reached it yet. Playing Hardcore, trial of iron, expert mode. Getting my ass kicked hard. It looked like a bad idea from the start, but I'm sticking with it. Just got to Defiance Bay.

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>>126015109
>you'll probably end up dead
Why?

>>126015616
>Hardcore, trial of iron, expert

was that triple crown or was there an even harder difficulty than hardcore? I can't remember.

>>126015616
>just got to defiance bay

you get pretty good items there

>>126014826
That sounds lewd and fun
What kinda stuff are you gonna fap to? Some lewd stories? Some videos? Maybe some pictures?

>>126014969
BG is way too old and janky for anybody under the age of 30 to be able to play and enjoy. I really tried, but man, fuck that shit. PoE is a pretty solid game, I haven't tried the expansion yet but it looks good.

>>126015691
Do you know what has happened to every man Tali has ordered this far, in the entire trilogy?

>>126015782
>was that triple crown or was there an even harder difficulty than hardcore? I can't remember.
I'm pretty sure I maxed all of them out. Couldn't make it harder on myself if I tried.

>you get pretty good items there
Too poor, can't buy lol. Gonna have to wait and get some income from Caed Nua.

>>126015969
I wouldn't call it janky. Playing BGI&II&ToB with BGTutu mod works great. Add widescreen mod and it's tons better than that Enhanced Edition shit.

>>126015969
BG feels a bit dated, true, but BG2 is fine

first Star Wars camrip is out

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>>126015792
Some pics or gifs, nothing intersting tho.

>>126016264
BG1 was actually way more playable than BG2 for me for some reason. Maybe it's cause BG2 is so fucking big I can't even decide what to do so I just quit, there is so much shit everywhere in that game to do. I've tried playing through it a bunch of times but always quit at some point or another and I don't wanna replay through all the shit I've done at the start all over again for the 5th time.

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>>126015969
oh and yeah, use mods or buy the enhanced versions

>>126016207
>Gonna have to wait and get some income from Caed Nua.

I was loaded with money when I cleared that

>>126016346
>floor tiles

every fucking time

>>126016346
Sounds fun, are you gonna put some lewd noises in the background?

>>126016430
maybe a playthrough would be better for you?

here's a monk solo run, it's pretty awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1zpaSbWKCdV2iWIFweZiyE08sCaVEJoH

>>126016669
I've never enjoyed watching other people play games. I'm trying to find my old saves right now, if I still have them I guess I'll try playing it again. Dont think I do tho.

If it had better waifus I probably would be more engaged in finishing it.

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>>126016207
>Do you know what has happened to every man Tali has ordered this far, in the entire trilogy?
N-no, do I? She will be gentle, right?
>>126016590
No, I don't like to hear something during fapping.

>>126016346
>leather
>weird
>in the same catagory as furry, vomit, farts and scat, etc

Nah.

>>126016995
They all died. ALL of them. Every single one. Ever.

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>>126017118
Didn't know that, if it's true, where I can learn about her ex bfs more?

>>126017118
according to the comics, even her pilgrimage partner

>>126017118
Why are you talking shit about my waifu, man? Fuck you

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449944602970.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450588439463.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1450639580503.webm

>>126017490
With the exception of Shepard, nobody around her lived that long. Her mother was her very first victim.

>>126017553
He never stood a chance.

>>126017621
>that cute little body in the first webm
I can't deal with myself right now.

Oh and youre're waifu a shit

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>>126018184

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Should there be a cuckolding feature in the romances?

I felt terrible knowing that Liara could never be satisfied with my Shepard's merely human penis and wished I could ask Wrex to satisfy her like a real man.

>>126019176

even a krogan would be ill-prepared to handle liara's 3ft long mating tube

Didn't they say they were gonna share a bunch of Andromeda information with us before the end of the year? They have like 2 weeks left.

>>125997523

The one where Shepard crunches cereal up Kai Leng's ass with his dick. I don't have it right now but it's been posted here at least twice, and may have been written by a /meg/ poster.

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Post em /meg/

>>126020658
yeah that one was really weird but hilarious.

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>>126020658
>>126020741

>>126020691
>no mako
>bad
hahahahahahahahahahahahhquehui3wehre8frhy9sdfhuih

>>126020691

nice "ME3 was good until the last 5 minutes" meme

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>>126021492

>he didn't like the Mako

What do you plebs thing of the new Armor? I'm loving the material.