/gtaog/ - Grand Theft Auto Online General

I sure love dicks

>>125731680
>That flag
Is there any more sure sign of an editor amateur?

>>125731875
Are you implying that wasn't intentional?

What is your K/D /gtaog/?

>>125731989
You probably don't even know what I'm talking about, let alone how to do anything intentionally.

>>125732052
>I'm going to be vague and act like I'm superior
Okay

>>125732280
Thanks for confirming you had no idea.

>gtag is back to being dead again
maybe the next event will save the thread huh

>>125732327
Yes, nothing is perfect and it's super easy to criticize something, and even easier to do it without saying what you're criticizing. It's something people do to make themselves feel superior when they don't have much confidence.

any menus working?

>>125732041
1.67, I'm too much of a scrub to use the Hydra and I'm alright with the MMR.

What is is /gtaog/ blasphemy?

>>125732645
http://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1063092
knock yourself out

>>125732651
MMR?

>>125733162
Markmans Rifle

>>125732041
1.45

>>125733272

Reminder to grab a motorcycle, slap 5 stickies on it, get a couple blocks away from the tank, call lester and go off the radar, then choose a random path to the tank so he doesn't know where you are coming from, pull alongside and detonate.

>>125733478
Did you tested that?

>>125733663
It's how I take care of tankfags every time.

>>125732585
I would have told you if you hadn't tried to be Mr. Big Dick I Know What You Mean Even Though I Really Don't. Next time you should learn some humility and ask before trying to look like you know what you're talking about.

>>125732651
It's called a dmr

>>125732041
1.98

>>125733693
Nice, I will try this later

>>125732924
thanks mayne

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>>125732886
Faggots reported people for talking about gtao so because we rarely talk about old games and sp we thought it in our best interest to rename the general. We hope that moving forward this change will still allow us to talk occasionally about previous titles and singleplayer while preventing unnecessary bans.

Anyone of the crew is still playing on PS3?

>>125734724
No, stop being poor.

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>>125733719
Now I now how to make someone really upset with six words.

>>125734881
Give me money then

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So the game is hanging up between contact missions. I am looking at a blurry map and nothing is happening.

>>125735196
Whatever makes you feel better.

Id easily pay 3 to 5 million for a stilthouse right on Chumash Beach. I wonder if there will be one more real estate centered dlc that has mansions, estates and beach houses.

Did you guys buy Shark Cards?

how the green numbers on the top right of my screen get really high without either becoming a cheater or an angry skeleton?

>>125736650
Play the game

>>125732924
do you know how the spawning lowriders to get money thing works? whenever i driver the lowrider into my garage it gets stuck in there

So is the armoured Schafter V12 worth getting at all or should I just get the regular version?

>>125736601
I bought two on dedgen

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any /gtag/s on xboner, about to do Deliver EMP, since Rockstar doesn't think i've already completed it

>>125738045
>being a little bitch that needs an armored vehicle

>>125736650
I want to know too, I'm shit at getting money

>>125737498
>Full garage with a street vehicle or whatever yo want to replace
>Get another car not in your garage and drive it in
>Replace the car you want
>When the cutscene of driving into the garage plays hit the hotkey that spawns a lowrider
>Lowrider should be in the garage, take it and sell it

>>125737394
I do, I'm level 106

I'm just tired of grinding so much with so little payout

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>Get automatically put into VIP work events
>The enemy group is hacking
>Say fuck it and go to put passive mode on
>CAN'T DO THAT WHILE DOING THE VIP WORK WE PUT YOU IN AND HAVE NO WAY OF LEAVING LOL

I sure do love the way Rockstar doesn't do anything about hackers except ones that spawn money.

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>>125739834
well has rockstar got just the thing for you

>>125740152
I may no-life

but I'm not stupid

>>125739834
Stop playing Simeon and Gerald missions.

>>125739834
You have high level missions and heists available to you.

Can someone add me to the PC Crew? SC: SexyMunster

>>125741580
accepted, welcome to hell

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Will they ever

>Fix all the broken shit
>Bring all the old shit up to date with the new shit

Or will they just keep releasing le epic themed shovelware content while focusing all their energy on, yet failing at, stopping money hackers?

>>125743880
you sound like you already know the answer to your own question

>>125743951

I want to believe...

>>125744118
Well you can hope in one hand and shit in the other.

>>125744701
>Hat and glasses indoors
>Nightivision goggle indoors with lights on
>Pretending to drink with no glass
>Ebin operator clothes
Your friends have terrible tastes

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>Muh Yacht
I probably spent $50 mill messing around with customization.

>>125745561
It's mostly /gtag/

>>125745673
Figures

>>125745657

There are like three options, how fucking indecisive are you?

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>>125745738
Money is not a factor to me.

>>125745850
He didn't say anything money, you stupid fuck.

>>125740424
>>125740330

Jobs do not pay any higher based on when they are unlocked or who gives them. They haven't in over a year. Time spent=money paid, period and they all max at 20300. There are still people who don't kno this.

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>>125745731

>>125745954
>they all max at 20300.
Fucking wrong as fuck. Are you retarded or something? You would have to be to believe this.

>>125746062
>Blater sitting in the corner wishing he was killing randoms

>>125746182
Go sit on Gerald job for 10 minutes. Then do the same thing for Trash Talk, LS Connection, anything high up. Watch it pay the same thing. Rockstar attached the race timer to the jobs, Nothing pays more than anything else. Been this way for over a year.

>>125746182

He's right. There is no job that pays over about 24000 anymore and they all pay the same. You just have to sit there doing nothing.

>>125746520
>Go sit on Gerald job for 10 minutes
I have and it doesn't pay 20K.

>>125746629
>they all pay the same
Except they don't. They have a pay cap, but they don't all pay the same.

>>125746182
weren't u around for when people learned that? why do u think the number one way to grind was to sit on blow up for 10 minutes or wait at finish circles?

>>125736601
I bought one on deadgen with left over xbox money

>>125746824
Because people are retards who think waiting three times as long for not even twice the pay is a good idea and then they wonder why it's taking so long.

>>125746754
Yeah and that pay cap is the same for all of them. The original pay caps are long gone.

>>125746940
>that pay cap is the same for all of them.
As long as you believe it that's all that matters.

>>125746918
anon, i think you're the retarded one. No job has payed anymore than another in ages.

>>125739834
>106
Lol cute.
The grind isnt that bad, freemode is the lobby, missions and heists are the game, if youre too lazy or incompetent buy a shark card, or you can do the organisations stuff theyve added, it pays really well.

>>125745850
Absolute retardation.

>>125747097
>Missing the point this badly.
Good job.

>>125747247
Just ignore him.

>>125746754

It's the same paycap for all of them and the paycap doesn't matter anyway. No job in this game should take 10 minutes. If you manage to not suck at it, you get paid less, regardless of level, difficultly, job giver, etc. There's no excuse for that.

When was PS4 crew going to do another all night extraction?

Is it even possible to lose a yacht defense mission as the defenders? You spawn right on the yacht and don't have to go very far and you're given a lot of time to interrupt any attackers trying to take the upper deck.

>>125747837
yes if you really suck

>>125747837
i parachuted in on a two man team and won easy so yes. very slim yes because the fucking randy retards on the beach kill each other more than defenders and attackers do.

>>125745954
I can confirm that you are retarded,

If I do a blow up I get 7k If I do Trash talk I get 16k both of those numbers as a minimum even if I do them as fast as I can, and I have a hydra to do (trash talk) with

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>>125748254
THIS is the real problem. You'll have twatblasters killing each other instead of boarding the yatch. There should be an automatic team mechanic on the boarding zone so these idiots dont spoil it for the rest.

>>125747837
With 4 guys on the yacht using homing missiles and miniguns it's hard.
They forgot to turn on ship AA so it was just a parajump onto their roof followed by mowing down them as they spawn right next to the capture zone.
Their spawn point is the most bullshit, one of them spawned right next to me but didn't notice me capping.

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>>125748254
>wipe out the 3 people on platform with auto-shotty
>literally 2 steps away from getting on the marker
>sniped by some asshole on the beach

>>125748352
there's no way you can do trash talk faster than blow up.

>>125748352
Time spent=money. Minimum time doesn't matter. Maximum does. Trash Talk will always take longer than Blow Up, just to finish. Sit on blow up for as long as it took you to finish trash talk and look at your payout.

>>125747113
>any level past 40 or so not being enough to make you go "damn what a perfect waste of time one could use doing anything else" any time you see it

ok mr.bigshot

also fuck the heists, Ive already done all of them and theres only like five of them and the payout is only good on two of them

every single fucking time I go to do heists I just get frustrated with how stupid everyone is,

I'll be MVP the whole setup and motherfucking funny Russian guy will think its ok to give me less than 15%

If it was like payday where there's a million heists and there all fun and you get loadsamoney I'de totally play them more but right now theres only a few, the payouts are shit, and the players are worse.

and they expect people to spend fucking hours on end to make some green and white numbers go up so you can spawn a reused asset with a different skin FML

>>125749073
So go play a different game, you whiny bitch.

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Quick how would you make players actually do missions.
My suggestion is to bump up both the cash and get rid of the timer mechanic, instead just making missions pay around 50-70k.
Also make later missions pay more than starter missions, this should be common sense goddamn it.

>>125748434
You think that's bad? I've ended up with 2 fuckheads in jets just racking up the kills multiple times.

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>>125749129

>>125749143
>how would you make players actually do missions.
I wouldn't since I don't give a fuck what other people do. I'm perfectly fine playing missions on my own, with friends or the few randoms who don't want to make millions every two minutes.

>>125749143
How bout some new ones, relating to levels? The last unlock job since Day 1 to this day is Trash Talk at 75. It's been 2 years. Levels don't even seem to have a usage anymore.

>>125749143

It was common sense, a long time ago. Before Rockstar went full greed. Nothing in this game pays enough for these market prices. Original Rooftop Rumble on repeat made Pacific Standard look like chump change, in 1/4th the time. If people didn't want to play it, it wouldn't have been an issue if it didn't take rockstar 2 years to add a job filter.

>>125749143
The timer is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. A game that rewards you for taking longer in a mission. It should be rewarding you for efficiency. It gives a reason for investing in choppers and the sort.

>>125749576
>Original Rooftop Rumble on repeat made Pacific Standard look like chump change, in 1/4th the time.
And that's why they changed it. There would be no need for heists in the future if they had kept missions the way they were.

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>everything new costs more and more money
>payouts have stayed the same for years
>sharkcards are poor value
>r* wonders why people hack money in

>>125749662
Then they could've simply made the heists pay more. You know, to balance the ridiculous prices of everything at end game.

>>125749757
But then nobody would buy Shark Cards™.

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>>125749757
But then no one would buy shark cards.

>>125749662
Then they could've kept their overly scripted shitty heists that pads the grind. They wanted to be greedy. Greed begets greed. They suck at community management.

>>125749653
At least now I can make money in this game while I'm doing something else. I just do some easy mission and wait for the timer.

>>125749073
Why dont you just
>host your own heist
>play with friends (i think we know why)
>stop bitching
Also the payouts in gta are fine, 15% is fine, its not ideal but the host taking 40% would get slightly less than everyone else so you shouldnt care.

>>125749829
>>125749846
And therein lies the main problem. Rockstar simply cannot be trusted to care about the community and they don't.

>>125750235
Yeah, Shark Cards were a mistake. It's far too late for that to change, though. They're too deeply ingrained in their online business model and philosophy.

What do you guys spend so much money on? Just jumping in to heists when I feel like it has left me with more millions than I would ever spend.

>>125749143
Missions pay more the quicker you do them, if you take twice as long as is necessary then you get less, if you do it at a reaonable or quick time you get more.
Also heist payouts should be adjustable by 1%, maybe add an optional feature where if someone dies in a heist they lose 3% and everyone else gets 1%, but then people might run over randoms

>>125750354
t. one garage one car owner

>>125750235
Clearly the game is skewed towards making money rather than the player's enjoyment, but would I even be playing this game in almost 2016 if there were no free content updates supported by the morons that buy shark cards? I'm not so sure.

>>125750325
It's probably not even them. It's 5 guys, taking shit from GTAIV/Max Payne thru an uprez machine and dumping in GTAO, while Take Two rakes in the money.

>>125750448
like you need more than one garage
you will never use 39 other cars
no point in getting pegasus stuff because easy to kill
yacht is just apartment that randoms can enter

>>125750354
Have you got the hydra/other pegasus vehicles, have you got 5 10 car properties, and if you really have more money than sense, have you got the yacht?

>>125750551
No one "needs" anything in this game

>>125750551
>Things poor people say.

>>125750501

It's not supported by shark cards. I hate that people buy into this PR statement, in a fully priced AAA game. It does not take over 100 million in shark card sales to reskin a car.

>>125750501
Those interns aren't seeing of that shark card money.

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>>125750325
Don't forget they originally had 5 Online player slots but only let you use two.
They were gonna charge for the other 3 but backed out after seeing responses to sharkcards.

>>125750551
you don't need anything outside of a medium size apartment. don't even need a car because you can steal them. you don't need shit in this game, its literally just a collecting game where you go around buying shitloads of clothes that you will probably never wear, apartments that you will rarely go into, etc.

>>125750798
It was kind of dumb how they just kept them there even after they weren't going to do anything with them.

>>125750676
That's not the point. Rockstar doesn't need shark cards to afford the production of additional content, they need shark cards to provide incentive to make the content in the first place. Even if they rich as fuck they're still a business who's goal is to make money, and putting out free content doesn't do that.

>>125750912
The game punishes you for stealing cars off the street with the bounty system or as I like to call it "The shitter homing beacon".

>>125750062
>not just idling contact missions
Most people are too busy trying to get the mission done as quick as possible to notice the 3 people just standing at the spawn point the entire time.

>3 new apartments
>They're all the same
>They're all in fucking Eclipse Towers AKA Kurumafag Shitter HQ

Why the fuck do they do this?

>>125750989
In that case, they could keep their "free" content. They could keep GTAO. The whole thing never should have happened.>>125751075

>>125751291
>none have pools
>none have a backyard
>none even have a porch you can walk onto

>>125751293
Ignore that second quotation.

>>125751368
>none have pools

That's wrong though, the 800k one has a pool

>>125751574
I bought it, it doesn't

>>125751650
Look at the back

>>125751697
You do know what Eclipse Towers is, right?

>>125750619
Do most people just buy every Pegasus vehicle and all those apartments? Guess that's why. There's a lot of Pegasus vehicles I don't really care to own, and I've only bothered to buy one 10-car apartment so I could host heists with friends. My other properties are just spread around the map to get a change of scenery once in a while.

I did buy a yacht though, I like water travel. My favourite property is one on the docks by the canals where you can boat to each kind of store to stock up.

Has anyone ever had the VIP survive the full 9mins of the Defend Executive thing? I've never seen a VIP live. Someone always goes off the radar and kills them.

>>125751772
>800k Stilt House
>Eclipse

ayyy

>>125751803
Yeah, got something like 30k for it.

>>125751803
Yeah, just had it happen tonight with kouya as the VIP. It was pretty fun.

>>125750798
>Hotline_Miami_MobBoss.webm

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So what's with FunMW2 tripping out over Liberty City being added this december? Is it even based on ANYTHING?

Usually he provides some sort of proof like screenshots or lines of code, ie. the new christmas outfits etc.

But about LC he just keeps blaring 'you'll see' and 'can't wait' without providing anything to back that up.

I like to make pretty 3d waifus. Will this game make me happy?

>>125751368

>Some apartment buildings have helipads on top
>You can't use them
>Saints Row 2 did this 7 years ago

GTAO isn't the worst game ever, or even the most disappointing, but it's FRUSTRATING AS FUCK how everything is right there but Rockstar just doesn't use it. I just want to grab someone on the dev team and and yell at them until their brain starts working.

>>125752121
no
you only pick male or tranny

>>125752121
The only difference between you and someone else who made a female character in this thread is your face and skin tone.
Even then you'll probably use the same parents everyone else uses.

>>125752078

>I <3 LC shirt added to GTAO
>It's just for people who bought the mobile version of Liberty City Stories

Fuck Rockstar by the way, I loved LCS but I'm not buying it again.

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>>125752262
yes but he keeps claiming this.

or is that just him acting like he didn't know he fucked up?

deep psychology here.

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>>125747484
if you mean robomate and all those guys in that party then then tthey cucked me and nver invited me to play

>>125752541
>>125752541
come to pc and play with us

>>125751802
The hydra and maybe the insurgent are the only ones worth getting really, maybe the savage but its situational.

>>125752949
Why would I do that?

>>125753051
to be with me so i can shower you with love_

>>125753010
You know there's more to this game than just free roam deathmatch, right?

>>125753309
Almost no one plays anything besides heists and freeroam.
We had a guy a couple threads ago who didn't know that Hard for missions and hard for heists was different.

>>125753390
I know that, but you can actually do more in free roam than just going around killing people.

>>125752949
>>125753105
Disgusting

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>>125753581
Again only a few number of people bother with stuff like freeroam/Organization events, especially after yesterday since menus got updated.
I know you mean stuff like carshows and impromptu races, it's just shooting people is all we know.
Plus killing level 120+'s with a pump action never stops being satisfying.

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I heard stories xbox live was down and psn wa sgoing to be
are worthless PC NEETS going to ruin my christmas?

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r8

>>125754184
Somehow it manages to be both flat and saggy.
-3/10

>>125754002
They said they were targeting GTA Online as well.

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>>125754184

>>125754184
best ass in /gtag/. would go down on debbie.

Friendly reminder worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>125754184
looks just like matthew mcconaughey, impressed/10

>>125754237
>niggas forgot about Tonks already

s m h t b h

>>125754231
when xbox live and psn went down last year is there any reason stream wasnt targetted or is it just because lizard squad are a bunc h of PC gamer faggots?

or does steam being down not affect PC gaming or.. is it imposible to do?

>>125754237
>>125754329
They're literally all the same ass. Fucking end your lives, you autistic fucks.

>>125754339
They were pro-Nintendo, telling everyone they should have bought a Wii U. they attempted to take down steam as well, but they didn't have enough resources. They eventually took it down for an hour, but they had to use all resources. And even then, Valve just fixed the issue.

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>>125754456
this guy hates asses

>>125754484
>>125754484
>They were pro-Nintendo
That explains everything

>>125754329
tonks loses ass points for being a sperg about a ded mod.

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/GTAG/ waifus power rankings:

1.Tonks
2.Debbie
3.Ya Goo Chie
4.LewdYuri

POWER GAP

.
.
.
9000.marfichan
9001.MpJens

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>>125754993
motherfucker wat?

>Take my time uploading video proof of some script kiddies I've encountered in game and submitting a ticket through Rockstar's shitty support service.
>Immediately after submitting it it's marked as "Solved" and I get an automated reply telling me I can report cheaters through the game menu.
They're not even going to look at any of this shit and I know it. At least they made a token effort at giving a shit before, now they don't even do that much.

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>>125754640

Not him, but I love asses, which is why I hate the GTAO female model.

>>125754993
>Soyunny not #1
>>>/out/

>>125755056

Hackers suck but at least they give out tons of money so we don't have to grind the same mission for 100 hours.

>>125755197
Yeah, it's so great having somebody run up to you and start killing with you god mode on and using explosive ammunition. They're such great people.

>>125754640
nah, its just literally the same. the female models in this game fucking blow. every female has either manface, or fatface, with basically a flat chest and a meh ass. the only way they work is going for a butch girl tatt'd up, or just covering up all that ugly skin and face.
>>125755056
rockstar doesn't give a FUCK about cheaters outside of money dropping because that ruins taketwo's bottom line, shark cards. which is why I only go in private lobbies, especially since some of the cheat tables can literally just ban other people.

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>>125755197
I love the way casual normie cunts think having infinite resourses is what make sthe game barely playable and anything less than having absolute and infinite power means the game is a grind.

Your the same faggots who would use cheats years ago. literally ADHD who cant stay interested in a game unless they are being stimulated 110% by golden jets yachts and flashy neons.

Putting ZERO value on gameplay & risk/reward is why youre all always so bored all of teh time.

>tfw callmeqt moans on the mic.

>>125755592
IM NOT EVEN STREAMING!

>>125755592
fuck off

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>>125755592
>>125755723
AND I DONT FUCKING MOAN ON MIC FUCKING STOP THIS MEME!

>>125739528
>replace car
>car teleports in with no cutscene
what? how am i supposed to spawn a lowrider if theres no cutscene?

>>125755723
>>125755817
You should.

>>125755817
Yes you do. It makes me hard.

Are the /gtaog/ crews active at all?

Are you guys fun to play with?

>>125755915
>Are the /gtaog/ crews active at all?
The PC one kind of is.

>Are you guys fun to play with?
No

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>>125755861

>qt grill from /gtag/ asks if i want to do a heist with her and some of her friends
I am getting laid, fellas.

>>125756041
I love you, qt. I want you inside me.

Alright coming into the patch cold, someone give me a short to do list.

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>>125756151
I'm not into that.

>>125756201
Play the game

>>125756201
How much money do you have?

>>125756246
If you want I can put it in your boipussy, I'll do anything you like qt.

>>125756318
I dont remember, not super rich or anything probably 1-2 mil. That mamba is on my list though.

>>125756427
then become a vip and do vip missions in securoserv interation menu while you can

there is a 4 hours VIP mode then a 12 hour cool down so dont stop doing VIP missions

buy a stilt house for a 5th garage and save the rest for christmas time limited content

>>125753309
I usually do missions but for the events in freeroam those are good to have, i rarely use them, most pegasus vehicles are pointless.

>>125756748
>the events in freeroam
They're pretty much deathmatches with optional objectives.

>>125757135
Missions are basically deathmatches against npcs with optional objectives.

>>125757251
Not really, but enjoy your boring outlook on the game and wondering why the only thing to do is kill people.

>>125757290
I said originally that i mainly do missions, enjoy not being able to read stuff and wondering why people think youre retarded.

>>125755461

Barking up the wrong tree, m8. The problem is that the gameplay sucks when doing missions.

>Drive here
>Shoot a ton of bullet sponges
>Bring back the thing

Yeah, great. Sorry, but they fucking dropped the ball with that. As if the loading screens alone weren't bad enough, the fact that you get payed LESS for doing a mission quickly and efficiently gives absolutely zero incentive to play them over and over. They're never varied or different or interesting, they're just the same shit every time forever, until your eyes glaze over and your playing your second job on autopilot.

>risk/reward

I fucking wish GTAO had this. I have no idea what risk/reward system there is in this game, unless you think insurance costs are a risk and good boy bucks are a reward. The name of the game should have been "easy come, easy go" from the beginning, but GTAO is a game that doesn't know what the fuck it wants to be, other than a cash cow.

>>125757413
We all know that the game plays like shit. The only reason to play the online part of gtav is because it has more content and a larger grind. if you get rid of that all your left with is a clutterd , works half the time sub par shopping and walking simulator

the only reason to like or play gtao is becaus eyou want to play the meta game. grinding and unlocking

>>125757626
I don't know about you, but I never started playing GTAO to grind missions. I thought it would be like GTA, except you know, online. Not that I've ever really bothered grinding missions except right before the Valentine's Day DLC and even then I didn't need to, I was just helping a friend out so they could afford the Roosevelt before the time expired. While I enjoy the game, grinding is most certainly is not what it should be about.

>>125757626

>the only reason to like or play gtao is becaus eyou want to play the meta game. grinding and unlocking

Speak for yourself, faggot.

>tfw not in bed with callmeqt
>tfw callmeqt isn't moaning in my ear

Any working way to save the VIP outfits?

>>125758096
Become a VIP.

Why did they change the Hydra from having lock-on missiles to dumbfire rockets? did they feel like they were getting a little too much variety and they had to make the Hydra more like the Lazer or what?

>>125758267
Because they didn't, you dummy. You just selected non-homing and couldn't read.

>>125758212
I am one, but i cant edit it to look different and it seems the ammonation trick has been patched

>>125758370
>I am one
Then you've completed step one. Step two is that there is no step two. Now buy some Shark Cards™ like a good goy.

>>125758370
>go to ammunation
>go to gear menu while in VIP outfit
>back out
>go to VIP menu and put clothing back to normal
>if it still shows you wearing the VIP clothing, go to the shirt rack and save the outfit

>>125750145
>host your own heist
all my experiences with idiots that run into a gunfight and get shot in the face to end the mission flash before my eyes

>play with friends
they got sick of this shit long ago dude

>hahaha
okay

>the payouts are fine

No they really aren't, for me at-least because I cant count on my fingers all the times I did every last setup mission with a group of users just to have the host end up fucking me in the ass by trying to give me 5% because le kill and steal XD game

like legit, so many times I've been the only one with their brain at least partially on to have some fucker try and scrape the skin off my elbows because he thinks he's bad

>>125759264
>I cant count on my fingers all the times I did every last setup mission with a group of users just to have the host end up fucking me in the ass by trying to give me 5% because le kill and steal XD game
What game are you playing? Because I've been playing heists since they first came out with randoms and I've never once had a host try to go lower than the default 15%.

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What a great "offline" mode.

>>125759350
I must just be really lucky then because every single last random did this to me save for 1 who gave me 25% and the other two guys 5
(god bless him)

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>Classics garage is full
>Tampa coming soon

15 CAR GARAGE WHEN

>>125760049
>Being autistic

>>125760064

>On 4chan
>Implying you aren't an autist

>>125760136
For real though, if you actually cannot put the Tampa in another garage you're autistic af.

>>125760329

"Can" and "want to" are different things, Anon.

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>>125760360

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>>125760424

>>125760049
literally all meme cars


>>125759531
>i cant read!!!

menus work yet?

>>125761180
No, activating a menu now will get you instantly banned.

>>125761102

What's not a meme car in this game?

>>125761289
Sultan

>>125761180
yes it works all safe

is work

>>125761318
sultan is literally a meme car

>>125761289
the brivak is alright

>>125761289
calling cars meme cars is a meme

>>125761289
eh mon da voodoo bruv

>>125760049
<classic garage
<half muscle cars

msitua

>568 crew
crew cleansing when
i nominate people at top and trannies

>>125761860
list names are you scared lmao

>>125761929
everyone but me
shut crew down
ill bring back glory day

blater here, we arent gonna kick people out

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>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/52549/the-executives-other-criminals-event-weekend-in-gta

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>>125761563

>Muscle cars
>Not classic

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>>125762004
Stop pretending to be me. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>125761860
continue

>>125761929
I hope I'm not one :3
I'm a qt!

>>125762007
oh boy, more useless

>>125762039
nice photoshop faggot

i dont use a tripcode

>>125762007

>Livestream event

What the fuck are they gonna show us, their swimming pool full of gold coins they made off Shark Cards?

>>125762129
i'd watch that

>>125762156

Donate for a shoutout :^)

probably something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDA6rZdPfA

>>125762007
Aww shit son I forgot they added a new Adversary mode.
Anyone up for trying it at a time besides 5 AM?

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>>125762129
WAAAHH! HELP ME ROCKSTAR! WAAAH!

>>125762264
only if leaders allow it
otherwise not allowed

>Bodyguards also enjoy additional benefits including accelerated health regeneration, frequent RP bonuses and stat boosts when in the vicinity of the VIP.

FUCK! Can anyone get some actually stats on this?

>>125762413
FUCK! Can anyone get some actually stats on this?

>>125762413
FUCK! Can anyone get some actually stats on this?

>>125762481
>>125762525
Creating a meme isnt this actually easy

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>rockstar removed my headphones
WOAH, THIS PERSON IS HAVING
HELLA
TOO
MUCH
FUN!
WOOOOAAAHHHHHH

>>125762395
Coms here, I'll allow it, however you have to give a time or something

>>125762413
>accelerated health regen
up to half health, it just takes about 4-6 seconds from a sliver of health
>frequent RP bonus
100 RP every two minutes i think, when you're near the VIP (the highlighted area)
>stat boosts
nah, I don't see

Can yachts be renamed?
I know it's bad luck to rename a boat but still.

>>125762603
shame they didnt remove your ugly tranny

I heard somewhere in the patch notes that you can look at custom apartment mods in teh interaction menu can someone explain how this works?

Also will I have to look on youtube to find out which stilt apartment has the best view and are all stilt apartments the same inside?

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>>125762603
Wheres your police outfit?

So when are you guys going to fix the OP?

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>>125762862

>>125762645
Yes, but just because it's a game doesn't mean the bad luck has to exist solely in game. You're going to die at sea.

>>125732041
~1.6
I only pvp with people i know personally or the occassional crew gangbangin where i just fuck around for fun.

>>125762253
>orthodox jews
friendly reminder that they think that we are subhuman cockroaches who only exist to serve them
friendly reminder that its exactly whats happening

I hate it how they blame us for the holofun, even though it was planned,started and done by jews.

>>125763717
Nah senpai, it never even happened. The concentration camps weren't even as bad as the jap internment camps.

>>125763836
Not the anon that you are replying too but here in grease they killed one quarter of our civilian population, most of them were males and not even jews. Kinda dick move to deny the death and pain of my grand-grandparents.

>>125764187
>hey, guys. I got a great idea. Let's go, follow me on this one, let's go kill everyone else!
>yeah, that's a great idea. Let's just kill them!
Jew apologists actually believe that happened.

Just bought GTAV on Steam

What am I getting myself into?

>>125764449
What happened?

>>125764505
memes, trannies and hacks

>>125764449
I don't give a flying fuck about Jews, I literally have family members who were Orthodox Christians as witnesses.
Because it goes against your narrative it doesn't mean it didn't happen.

>>125764505
Fun
For two days, then suffering

>>125764187
>the death and pain of my grand-grandparents.
>they killed one quarter of our civilian population
Greece only has a population of 32?

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>>125764505
You ever masturbate to gay porn? It's like that feeling after you cum where you just sit there disgusted with yourself. Unless you're actually qt. You ever masturbate to straight porn? It's like that feeling after you cum where you just sit there disgusted with yourself.

>Trying to AFK jobs
>The other people are failing the most simple jobs and I have to solo them after they all die
Pretty sad actually.

>>125764657

Massacre of Kondomari (Crete, 60 men, mainly elder)
Razing of Kandanos (Crete, 180, including women children)
Holocaust of Viannos (Crete, 500+, including women children)
Distomo massacre (Central Greece, 218, including women children)
Drakeia massacre (Thessaly, 118 men)
Holocaust of Kedros (Crete, 164, including women children)
Kommeno (Epirus, 317, including women children)
Massacre of Kalavryta (Peloponnese, 1,200+, including women children)
Massacre of the Acqui Division (Kefalonia, 5,000, Italian anti-fascist troops)
Mesovouno massacre (Macedonia, 268, including women and children)
Paramythia executions (Epirus, 201, including women children)
The Massacre of Chortiatis (Macedonia, 146, including women children)
Executions of Kaisariani (Athens, 200+, all civilians)
Massacre of Mousiotitsa (Epirus, 153, including women children)
Executions of Kokkinia (Athens, 300+, all civilians, assisted by Security Battalions)
Alikianos executions (Crete, 118, all civilians)
Razing of Anogeia (Crete, unknown, including women and children)

In addition, more than 90 villages and towns are recorded from the Hellenic network of martyr cities. During the triple German, Italian and Bulgarian, occupation about 800,000 people lost their lives in Greece.

Anyone who distrupts the sharing of evidence or remembering of The Holocaust is an Anti-Semite and will be reported. Enjoy your stay in /gtag/.

>>125764782
Sorry mate, I didn't know you were directly related to all those people. My condolences.

>>125765191
Eh you are just a fucktard with no empathy.

>>125765223
Rude desu.

>people deflecting jew hate into sympathy for the citizens of "grease"
Cant believe hitler killed john travolta!

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Them nazis sure hated everyone, eh? Just ignore the minorities enlisted. They don't count. :^)

>>125732041
5.05

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>>125765417
Hitler killed Kenny.

>>125732041
2.78 dasu fampai

minimal PvP and a complete vehicle babbie

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QT'S FEET ARE CUTE!
CUTE!!!
;^)

>>125765795
Can you record moans for me so I can dub over some porn?

>>125765795
Give back the Airplane, Jamar

>>125765838
What's wrong with your bootleg porn audio?

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>>125765438
>No rank insignia on collars
>soft caps

Those are conscripts, son.

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>>125765795

>>125740424
>Simeon and Gerald missions.

I wish I could see those missions. I'm rank 48 and the only contact I have that gives me missions is fucking Lamar.

Guess that's what I get for listening to my friends that said "Hurry the fuck up, skip the tutorial so you can play with us. No, really, it doesn't do anything for you but waste a couple of hours, get the fuck going in the game already." I can't even call people and request a mission from them, it's all locked. There's no way to fix this, is there?

>>125765795
Give me back the playstation, Jamar

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>>125766097
kek

>white kid irl
>goes around listening to rap station only
>fully tattoo'd up
we all know one of those

>go to do pacific bank heist setups with randoms

>guy yells at me to start the mission with whatever random retards join regardless of them not speaking the same languages

>as soon as he gets to the first van he finds, he crashes into it, instantly failing the mission which started not even one minute ago

>then just says "bye" and leaves

This is not good for my mental health

>>125766197
Can't say I do, m80.

>fat white neet
>watches tranny streams
>listens to suede
I know one of those

hey qt, when are you going to stream again, I want to listen to you moaning and laughing when you kill someone. :3 I'd also like to share dank memes with you, I know you love dank memes.

>>125766071
Is this guy gay?

>>125766259
Give me back my sandwich, fatso

>>125766259
>implying im fat

>>125766197

No but I know a retard that made a female character.

>>125766320
Seeing as you are teh only viewer I get I suppose..

its kinda crepe

>reinstalled gta to scratch my online itch, haven't played in months
>first lobby I go into has a cheater that spawns money on me
>I get banned until the 28th
please I just want to play this fucking retarded game.

>>125766430
I know you love me.

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>>125766335
I dunno. He' follows my stream and hangs around on his own for hours and hours and says gay shit so probably ;^)

>>125766530
I meant you m8

>tfw callmeqt will never give you a footjob.

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>>125766626
Please don't bully, we all know PCucks like you are insecure.

So, what do you guys think will be faster for dosh this weekend? Grinding the fuck out of adversary mode or sea races?

>>125766853
Yes

>>125766819
>insecure
nigga, i know i would fuck i qt guy any day

Wheres this stream anyway? Can i watch from GloriousPC?

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>"I said how much muny do you hav"

Some fucking squeaker just sent me a voice message
Who the FUCK is this literal 5 year old and how do they even know me?

>>125766245
>™

>>125766953
I replied Too young for gta please dont contact me for liek 10 more years

Voice again: OK now youre being mean im reporting you and contacting sony"

AHAHAHA!!

>>125766750
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>>125752541
Daily Reminder to use filters

>>125764187
>self reported stats
>greek
>muh victim status
you guys are literally nigger tier.
it was a famine anyway.

>>125767113
Nice, you got him banned. Do you enjoy ruining childrens fun meanguy?

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>>125760049
>Tampa
It's out already

>>125766245
>finally start another game

>within seconds

>failed, one of the drivers have left

>everyone is immediately gone

>>125767113
QT works at QT

This general is worse than /tf2g/ holy shit.

I hate doing heists in gtav since they require the other players to be functional, payday 2 has more difficult cops but is still easier based on the fact that you can do it by yourself

>>125767220
gta is an 18 rated game in the UK where he's from it's illegal for hi to have it

its NOT an advisory like in the USA

>>125751291
Explain why these apartments are for Kuruma fags

>>125767350
Yeah welcome to hell

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>>125767220
contacting police and child protective services desu
>"It's not MY fault I have a "disese" which makes me sound young im aactually 18. fucking p-prick"

"Reported to sony for abusive messages and swearing"
I'm doing gods work

>>125753390
Call me dumb but what's the difference?