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tfw no film adaptation Edition

Previous thread: >>125440867

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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First for Hard Mode NEVER EVER
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nth for best gote
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Nth for post your pic folder/s
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second for shitty sans
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fifth for /utg/
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xth for giving her all your money!
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>muffet
>almost silently uhuhuhuhs and leaves a sign "Muffet was here ::::3" written with spider smegma
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nth for Gamefags salt
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You have twenty seconds to post burgerpants or I will destroy this thread.
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>>125459925
pls nu
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>>125459925
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>>125459803
I got 68.2 MB of cute/comfy Undertale stuff, excluding the "cool" pictures.
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>>125459925
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Xth for not letting go.
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https://static1.e621.net/data/c6/b2/c6b2644e199d0a3616b6c57c4cc5fb51.webm
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>>125459803
>All that Mettablook

My fucking nigga.
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>>125459925
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>>125459803
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>>125460107
>Has Dr. Pepper
Oh man, that's a real waifu right there
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>>125459925
Will Burgerpants ever be able to get over his shitty job and himself, and in doing so become happy?
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>>125459925
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>>125459925
I refuse. Destroy the thread.
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>>125459803
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>>125459925
I won't. Please kill /utg/ so I do something productive with my life.
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yfw have you ever heard of a talking flower
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>>125460159
Damn
That's a lot
>>125460125
Don't be fooled
It's may seem like a lot, but i only have 130~ pics with MTT or Blooky
The "+Frisk-Chara" and "+Skellies" folders are quite empty
Here, have a Mettablook with a sombrero
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Did acid anon die

Did he get to meet the goat
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Was Hapstablook a good cousin?
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>>125460107
Oh, look at the time, it's Spider o'clock
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>>125459803
5,748 Files, 34 Folders
2.05 GB
Fuck you, not wasting image limit you faggots.
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>>125460159
Thanks puush for taking picture of my whole screen instead.
>>125460458
Got some more on secondary computer. It's way better sorted.
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Nth for still beating Ocarina of time
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>>125459803
I just cleared out about ~500 pictures shitting up all my folders from when I went on a picture saving spree upon beating the game. I can guarantee you all of you could find a massive chunk of shit you don't even give a rats ass about or pay attention to anymore that you only keep around to show off how much more "obsessed" you are than others.
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>>125460507
I'm still here anon

I did see him a couple of times
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https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2169533?tags=spider_web
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>>125460610
I want to play board games with Mettablook.
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Update time again
UT vs OoT
58.27% vs 41.73
We're still on top, but we're slipping
Stay Determined, my friends
Be back in 2 hours
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>took day off work due to fever
>"hey I'll try to beat Sans finally"
>fight is making me too shaky and dizzy

He's literally killing me fuck
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>>125459803
I don't save that many pics but my folders go like this:
>DETERMINATION: Frisk, Chara, Flowey and the Amalgamates
>Blooks: Napstablook, Mettaton, the dummies
>Gotes: Gotes.
>Scalies: Undyne and Alphys
>Comic Papyrus: The skeletons. It's quite empty
>Misc: Other.
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>>125460670
Was it worth it?
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>>125460784
>Misc: Other
That's got to be booby folder, right?
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>>125460624
If current pace keeps up we might lose.
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>>125460507
>acid anon
what
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>>125460784
I have a goat folder, a loss comic folder, and a skeleton folder

Goat makes up 90% of my images
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>>125460714
Don't fight Sans if you aren't on the top of your game
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>>125460560
* You tell her that she is the sweetest.

"How sweet of you~!"
"Would you care for a taste~?"
* Muffet strips down to her underwear and suspender belt.
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>>125460871
Basically.
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>>125460670
Did you enjoy the ride
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>>125459803
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>>125461006
Too short. Needs moar pre-flirt.
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>>125460674
>play board games

What.
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>>125460560
Already?
Wow, time really flies by when you shitpost
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>>125460953
>loss comic folder
Thank god I'm not the only one.
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post chara
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>>125460674
I want to yahtzee with Mettablook's scrabble
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>>125461213
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>>125459787
I agree
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Too bad a film can never be made since the game revolves around save files and game crashes
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>>125461006
>Muffet notices you staring.
*Ahuhuhu, don't play coy, I saw you. I do have five eyes, you know.
>You tell Muffet you know, because you've been lost in them all evening.
>>>

>>125461157
The funny thing is that it's always Spider o'clock

Except that one hour of the day when we talk about Gaster
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>>125461136
I see some rare moms in there, fellow stalker. Mind if you share em?
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>>125461213
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>saw this cool wallpaper at dashboard
>no idea who is the artist
>check
>I remember now
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>>125461347
Don't be so cruel
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>>125461239
Do you have anymore lewd Mettablook? I am in desperate need.
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>>125461209
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Oh, Asgore.
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>>125461340
Sure. Not sure which ones are rare enough for ya.
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>>125461401
Mind to tell us?
>>125461336
Ah, of course
Gasterhour is a good hour
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More cute is required.

Post your cutest image.
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>>125460813
Very much so, in my opinion. The entire experience was great. Being able to play with the gote was sprinkled on top to make it even better.

I may have kissed the gote platonically.

Am I beyond saving now?


>>125461078
yeah, it was very peaceful.
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>you will never SAVE Asriel

feels good
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>>125461797
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>>125461797
>Captcha: Select all fish pictures
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>>125461825
Hey.

Go fuck yourself.
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>>125461768
dude who does warframe sfm porn, it's pretty good
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>>125461768
That picture makes me believe that if Rozen Maiden would come at the same time as Undertale, we and rozenfags could live together peacefully.
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>>125461797
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>>125461797
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>>125461804
>Am I beyond saving now?
You're only beyond saving when you lewd the goat

Guess I'll see you in hell, eh?
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>>125461825
This.
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>>125461797
This one I guess
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>>125461551
Ugh, that's what I tried the first time.
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Anyone know who's the artist of this comic? Can't find them anywhere.
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>>125461665
>Annoying Dog at the end
I kekked

>>125461797
Right here pal
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>>125461721
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Guys
Papyrus singing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM
I thiknk it would fit him
>>125461797
I can't decide, so have a cute spider
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>>125461797
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>>125462051
Looks like pepperoni nipples
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>>125461797
I'm in more of a mood for sad, so is it alright if I meet you halfway
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>>125461213
Okay.
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>>125462051
>girl Frisk

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>>125461797
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>>125462051
kayla please go.
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>>125462051
Kayla-na
She has an undertale only tumblr called San's shame or something along those lines
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>>125461797
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daily reminder Frisk is a guy and chara is a girl
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>>125462238
>>125462234
They draw nice but are they a faggot? I'm getting the vibe.
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>>125461213
What kinda Chara do you want, fampai?
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>>125462316
Both boys.
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>>125461213
K
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>>125459803
I really need to start organizing better, 90% of my images are just sitting right there in the main folder.
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>>125459668
Just came to let real undertale fans know that your fanbase is the most cancerous thing I've ever seen. This may or may not include you, and this is the only way I know to find out for sure.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote

This is really happening. People are memeing this game so hard that there are people rigging the votes for it on popularity polls.

So I want to ask you, people who might actually be regular fans on undertale and possibly NOT autistic spergs, what you seriously think.

I refuse to believe that the fanbase actually thinks undertale is an objectively better videogame than OoT. But you can make me believe you do.

http://strawpoll.me/6275500
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>>125462082
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>>125462316
Daily reminder that you're a meme.
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>>125462387
Look, it's another mad /v/poster.
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>have over 200 images saved and
draws lewd comics about a character that doesn't actually appear in the game

How pathetic am I guys?
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>>125460713
See http://www.gamefaqscontests.com/drupal/node/22?matchnum=6177&num=2
Our % is slipping but the raw lead is still growing/holding steady.
Nothing to worry about.
Yes, someone was actually autistic enough to make a site to track this shit.
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>>125462331

a massive one. She's a big shitter on the internet
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>>125462238

Found them, thanks, anon. Looks like this blog is nothing but chat posts. Barely seeing any art here.
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>>125462331
She supposedly loves drama, hates 4chan, never does requests and is all about the furry bux
>2000 dollarydoos a month plus commissions for making porn
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>>125462387
If you care this much about a meaningless poll besides the potential salt then you are part of the problem.
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true last boss when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqgZNGq2nqs
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>>125462331
I guess by Asrielfag standards they draw nice.
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>>125462387
Meh, if there was an actually good video game there against it like Deus Ex you'd get my vote.
OOT plays even simpler than Undertale plays.
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>>125461797
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>>125462387
Stop your fucking inner conflict, oot-undertale-faggot, it's all just farce, you still think that people are always all rational?
or are you hidden oot-fag, trying your luck in the cyclon's eye?
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>>125461797
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>>125462387
Fuck off retard

but https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/125233143/#125236265

And no, Undertale is not an objectively better game than OoT. But I don't think OoT deserves to win, so fuck OoT.
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>>125462601
Yeah tumblr is like that, mess around with the bar at the top, there should be an option to only see posts with photos iirc
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>>125462450
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>>125462791
rustled my jimmies
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>>125462527
Could be worse.
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Has anyone here read Aftertale?

http://readaftertale.tumblr.com/post/133222637949/these-first-pages-were-made-over-a-month-ago-im
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>>125462682
>complaining about quality of art
Don't hurr when we regularly have MSpaint tier artwork here.
>>125462705
>or are you hidden oot-fag, trying your luck in the cyclon's eye?
It would be about time. Remember, /v/ leaks a lot of hardcore Nintendo fantards.
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Reminder.
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02u2tmwN4fw

What a Genocide Run
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>>125455218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjWH_K5l6Mw
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>>125462791
This is actually the better game
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>>125462387

Gamefaqs is full of stupid fucks, Final fantasy VII winning over VI

baka desu senpai

Just look at the last bracket, undertale is good but it isn't the best game ever, if anything it's fan base is filled by sickos and mentally ill people
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>>125462791
Honestly gamefaqs picks are really shit and I'm glad something that is not Nintendo-brand is winning for a change.
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>>125459803
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>>125461797
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>>125462914
that Jasonafex can't write worth a damn and Kabier a shit?

Yeah, I don't need a reminder on that, fuckboy.
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>>125462914
I actually like the way he looks here

at least the comic will have nice goat crops
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>>125462893
>Don't hurr when we regularly have MSpaint tier artwork here.
What the hell are you even saying you retarded Asrielfag?
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>>125462527
As pathetic as I am.
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>>125462983
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>>125462617

She makes 2k a month by just drawing porn? I'm a little jelly, I have to admit. If I could just make my rent just drawing scribbles..
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>>125461797
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So once we finish off Gamefags should we go on to IGN or be content with the salt we have created?
http://www.ign.com/wikis/best-of-2015/Game_of_the_Year
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I was told that I should have posted this here, so I am doing so:
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Good day, I've decided to share this weird idea I've had brewing in the back of my head about the protagonist of what is considered Tumblr the game.

Is Frisk a boy or a girl?
My answer to this heated debate is that they are neither, Frisk is a clay golem with the Hebrew word for Determination etched into it's head. This is the explanation as to why they can survive the nigh-constant onslaught of magical attacks from the native inhabinats(besides sick-ass dodging skills) as well as regain health through the ingestion of some... arguably inedible food(I'm looking at you Glamburger).

It would also explain why they never open their eyes on the sprite, they already are open, they just have no eyes. Except when they get fully possessed by Chara, which I'd chalk up to evil murder magic shenanigans.[/spoiler[
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>>125463263
Aaron Diaz draws one comic page a month sometimrs and makes 5k a year off patreon

Webcomics are dangerous anon
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>>125461310
>Fillyscoots

>>>/out/
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>>125463386
it doesn't look like Undertale was nominated
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>>125462983
this is terrible
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>>125463526
just use ctrl+F. You'll see it there.
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>>125461518
On my phone, unfortunately not.
I have my last final in about an hour, I'll see about making some OC after that.
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>>125461665
Fucking perfect.
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>>125463425
Did they tell you to come here so we can mock you?
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>>125462983
>mfw
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>>125463598
still not seeing it
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>>125463425
Excuse me, can you write jewish word for determination in latin letters?
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>>125461989
Hehe, only a little
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>>125463386
Let's not. This hasn't been very good.

You need to rally reddit for it or something, at best we have ~100 people here and no more.
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>>125463425
What
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>>125463687
Well Im not sure why its not displaying for you. IIt is there though.
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>>125463692
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>>125463386
Man what the fuck did they use as the cover for Undertale. Man, IGN is really shit.
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>>125462387
Ocarina of Time was released in 1998. For its time, it was a good game, I grant you that. However, in no way was OOT revolutionizing. It had a big world, that's about it. What OOT did, Morrowind did a hundred times better.

Undertale, on the other hand, is very much revolutionizing. A single developer making such a compelling story, lore and characters is a feat, even moreso when his way of storytelling is avant-garde as fuck. The gameplay is next level. The ability to ACTUALLY influence the plot through player actions is almost unheard off, but Undertale has it. The OST is 10/10, absolutely flawless. The replayability is next level, actually changing the way the game works by small but very noticable changes every playthrough. And finally, secrets. Since the internet's uprising, games haven't really had any real secrets or urban legends anymore, but Toby managed to drill so much uncertain pieces of information into the game (some even forcing you to change files to have a small chance of accessing them), that he, in fact, revolutionized the way secrets and myths work in present day videogames.

OOT is just Zelda in 3D. Nothing impressive about it. It has outlived itself by far. The only reason it's popular now is because, somehow, hipster faggot "gamer girls" and "such nerds" decided to treat OOT as their Holy Bible (for whatever reason, probably because it's the biggest 5th gen console game. 6th gen introduced gigantic games such as San Andres and Morrowind who blew everything OOT had out of the water). It's also not a surprise that these same people praise Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow just as much, which were objectively shit games filled to the brim with bugs and poor game design.
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Where can I find the Undertale directory without typing appdata?

I'm trying to install a language pack but it won't recognize it in the steam folder.
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>>125462914
Every time I see a pic of edgegote I cant help but want to clock him right in his stupid shit eating grin face
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/utg/ isn't so bad

here, take this
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I'm a stupid doodoo butt
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Undertale isn't the greatest game of all time, but god, all these nostalgiafag tears make me want it to win
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>>125463739
Even a little is more than enough
So I'll see you there :^)
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>>125463813
>What OOT did, Morrowind did a hundred times better.
Like combat, right? Oh wait, no. TES still sucks at that too.
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>>125463425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwsUXO2rX1Y
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>>125463813

To further elaborate on the unjustified worshipping of OOT, "nerds" and "gamer girls" absolutely love consoles, hence they never even play PC games of that era, where there are so many more games which are a lot better than OOT. I can just throw random titles out there, and they'll be better. Wing Commander. Fallout 1 and 2. Age of Empires. Oddworld. I can keep this up forever, all these games are masterpieces compared to the TRASH that is Ocarina of Shit.

But I'm not done here. OOT is also a laughably easy game, absolutely no challenge. It's gameplay is also literally just older Zelda gameplay, except wooow! 3D! Nothing impressive.

Fuck off hipster cunt.
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>>125463887
Did you just say that you are the legendary fartmeister?
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Crossovers
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>>125463887

I'm the legendary fartmaster
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>>125463624
Bless you anon.
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>>125463990
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post the best lewd audios
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Hey you guys know how His theme is the most emotional song in the game and sets the mood great?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQcKzdl0ow
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>>125463813
Too bad Morrowind wasn't in the best game ever contest
I'd vote for it over Undertale
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>>125464170
this is literally just animal crossing music though
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guess who woke up at 3 am to finish writing this and has entirely lost control of their life

this guy

Coda part 6! Fluff and Family, and also, shit is about to go down.
>http://pastebin.com/jAUJA1f5

Read Coda (NSFW) from the start here:
>http://pastebin.com/vLpKPi43
Or read the SAVEfic Reprise, to which Coda is the sequel, here:
>http://pastebin.com/B06spgQg

I'll be honest, this was fun! Kinda tricky to write, but fun. Next time, well, y'all can guess. Although, I suspect that some people's drunk dreams might be a little more intensely lewd than others

What's up with /utg/? Having a good day? Enjoying the gamefaqs shitstorm?
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>>125462993
It's actually not to be honest family.
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>>125464204
You have my support, mate.
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>>125464204
No matter what games were in that contest I'd have voted for Undertale only to piss people off
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Post the saddest picture
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>>125464170
>>125464249

That...isn't what I meant to link, how did that even happen... whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQcKzdl0ow

>>125464204
It lost in the first round. Skyrim made it farther

>>125463990
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>>125463969
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>>125459803
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>>125463990
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>>125464358

YOU DID IT AGAIN

YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT
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>>125464358

>Skyrim made it farther

Skyrim was babbies' first TES game, that might have been a reason.
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I wonder how long it took Undyne to figure out that Asgore was Santa.
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>>125464204
It was. It lost to METROID PRIME out of all the garbage on that list.

Nintendo shits are insufferable.

Either way, I don't even think Undertale is the best game ever. It's an AMAZING game and definitely deserves a GOTY, but it's not a very big game, and you can only drain it so much.

But OOT? Holy fuck the game is from 1998 and there's nothing special about it. That garbage game just receives way too much credit.
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>>125464108
A Kingdom Hearts-style UT game would fucking rock.

holy fuck imagine toby and yoko shimomura working together
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>>125464370
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>>125463915
Welp, see you there anon. Hopefully hell will be kind to us
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>>125464358
>>125464421
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt_NrqnXwNI
if it doesn't work this time im just giving up
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Remember to vote, it's nearly done. The tears shall be glorious.
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>>125463679
>>125463558
>>125463256
What's wrong? Oh, you guys must not like goatfather. Okay, I know, you all like the Silly Bonesman, yes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPf39oGBjjA
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>>125463990
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>ywn make a decent game by yourself
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>>125464572
>>125464650

>lyrics
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>>125464572
>he finally gets it right
>it's shit

What did I expect?
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>>125464469
Morrowind was great but don't call Prime garbage.
MP is better than OoT in my honest opinion.
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>>125464469
>It was. It lost to METROID PRIME out of all the garbage on that list.
ex-fucking-scuse me but Metroid Prime is better than 90% of the shit on that fucking list
metroid prime wasn't even truly nintendo, it was made by Retro
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>>125464642
Change Cloud's face to Fox.
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>>125462386
>my WITNESS ME edit series has its own folder

also post writefag screencap folder
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ur7TlvGxc4
Hey this finally got a v/o. Coolio.
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lyrical adaptation is the most autistic thing in the world
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>>125464874
More like Link's to Fox
We haven't won yet
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>>125465104
But undertale never even went up against FF7.
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>>125461721
>>125462082
>>125462450
>>125462837
Spasibo, stalker.
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>>125464650
>>125464572

>Asrielfags posting shit

Why do I even bother
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>>125464298
Thanks was a great read, thanks Motif!
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>>125465201
Hmm, true
Disregard my post, then
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>>125464298
>surprise Coda
Heck yes

>trying to get a wine stain out of fur leading to a tickle fight
>frisk smelling like asriel
oh god it's so adorable I love it
Looking forward to the dinner scene. Sounds like you're having more fun writing fluffy romantic stuff than you thought, huh?

And yeh, day's been fine. Even better now. How's yours?
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Found some good remixes if anyone's interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ddrnvUld0

https://soundcloud.com/neku1/undertale-his-theme-remix

https://soundcloud.com/neku1/heartache-remix
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Reminder Asgore did _______ wrong
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>>125465219
>russkiy yazik
Teбe пpивeт c Хapкaчa.
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>>125464353
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>>125464650
as much as i love metal this is just wrong
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>>125465219
Anytime.
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>>125464353
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>>125464570
It's hell mate, that place ain't for kind for no one
But in all seriousness, I doubt small fantasies is enough for a ticket to hell
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Repostan

Part 7 is up:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5366204?view_full_work=true

http://pastebin.com/ZMX5r9hw
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>>125459803
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>>125465396
I'm not actually russian, brat ]: (
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>>125464353
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Is this cropped from something?
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Gaster is fun to draw. Maybe because he's so easy that even a nitwit like me can do it, but still.
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>>125465442
In case someone wants more of this cute
http://insertdisc5.tumblr.com/post/131713592715
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did you kek at your gaster today?
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>>125465608
Tы pyccкий в дyшe, чyвaк
*тeплo oбнимaeт тeбя*
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>>125463813
Morrowind was always behind the curve, even among contemporaries. Like, people always seem to forget that there's a good 4 years of difference between the release of OoT and Morrowind. In fact, it was a whole console generation ahead of OoT. You know what game would be a fair comparison? Fucking Vice City. Or Metroid Prime. Or Devil May Cry. You know, actual games from the early 2000.
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>>125464353
Can't get much sadder than this.
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>>125465286
<3 glad you enjoyed!

>>125465372
no one expects the surprise coda
adorable is fun, it turns out! Thanks for reading, and I'm looking forward to it as well!

Pretty good considering the ungodly hour!

>>125465567
hey reset! how's doin
You already know how I feel about this update kek
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>>125463990
Mabel and Papyrus would be best buds.
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>>125465608
Meesa like it
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>>125465780
Can you please do a flowey kek
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>>125465717
Jeez Gaster, quit being a dick.
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>>125464353
Echo Flowers are a surprisingly little-used feature in fan works.
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>>125464572
>>125464751
>>125465274
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>>125465892
i have
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I want to die
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>>125464469
>Metroid Prime
>Not better than a Bethesda shitfest
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>>125465619
>Not absorbing Frisk soul and live on
Idiot.
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>>125466056
Me too, anon. Me too...
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>>125466046
do another
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So how are you chubby, smelly NEETs doing today?
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Hello everyone
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>>125464353
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>>125466131
I'm doing fine
Even though I've started watching Beverly Hillbillies for some stupid reason
What about you?
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>>125466131
I'm not a NEET.
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Hey advice anon.

My keyboard sucks, so I can't hold all arrow keys to avoid that one attack. Only doing slightly better.
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>>125466167
That looks like shit
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>>125466131
I've been losing weight for the last few weeks due to unstoppable diarrhea.
But y'know I'm kinda happy about it! Now I can fit into all my cute clothes!!!
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>>125464298
>>125465567
>MotifAnon posts
>ResetAnon posts

It's becoming the writefag power hour, now all we need is Doogle and Tacitly and we're set for the day
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>>125466258
>Frisk isn't a monster
thats the one good thing about the humanizations
i guess they look fine this time tho
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>>125466259
Get a controller holy fucking shit.
Sans is unbeatable with a keybord with 2-key rollover
Seriously, go put on some decent clothes and buy a controller.
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>>125466056
I want you to die too.
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>>125466361
I'm going to gain so much weight this week.
Like you'd think you'd be more willing to eat decently and do exercise during vacations.
But no, at least at work you are constantly getting distracted from the hunger.
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>>125465860
Excuse me, i need to make an edit of this
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Post dogs
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>>125459925
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>>125466409
>Sans is unbeatable with a keybord with 2-key rollover
Nah I beat him with a shitty keyboard

It just took 8 hours
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>>125466465
Come fight me
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>>125466131
Wasting time before work.
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>>125466367
>Just noticed sans and asriel crying down there
reminds me of this
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>>125466595
Jesus christ man
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>>125466605
Why?
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>>125461329
>Flowey kills Asgore
>Credit's roll
>Theater lights come up (if it's playing in theaters)
>Theater suddenly plunges into darkness
>Film continues

Simple really
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>>125464298
>>125465567

Off to a great start today, thanks you two
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>>125466714
you lose like half the audience before credits are over in the vast majority of films.
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>>125466409
Thanks for the advice but I am determined to not buy a controller.
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Holy shit guys, what if sans is just Carlos turned into a skeleton? They both are PUNishers
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>>125464353
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>>125466714
Everyone would have left the theater. That's not a good way at all.

Just cut to black and then maybe show the first few seconds of an ad before the movie continues for when the game closes.
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>>125466882
They also both wear blue hoodies, no puns here
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>>125466595
Oh come on
Sans wasn't THAT hard
8 tries at most
I literally beat him while eating a bowl of cereal between turns
I felt so empty when i did the last attack
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>>125466680
I'll knock you the fuck out mate, that's why
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>>125466714
>>125461329
Or just make the videoplayer crash into.
Add spooky stuffs like 25423893:56/99999999999 time etc.

This wouldn't be so good in theatres I guess.
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>>125466585
Why is Burgerpants so cute
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>>125467010
is that 2hu
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>>125462219
Was he tearing up about being short?
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>>125467134
Dunno
Saved it because Skellies in dresses
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>>125467010
I've never seen a video of anyone defeating Sans in less that 12 tries. You know they take more than 12 because Sans' pre-fight dialogue gets exhausted.
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>>125467051
You literally just said you wanted to die though.
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>>125467178
Sans sad = genocide
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Monsters Inc. and Undertale have basically the same plot
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>>125466990
It all makes sanse now
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>>125467010
I kept dying on the last attack during the laser spin
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>>125467178

I'd cry if I were a manlet too
>>
So /utg/ I had the most whacked out dream about this place last night.


>be at /utg/
>it's like an empty room with various anons milling about
>Each "picture" posted is presented in the middle much like a catwalk show
>Various Chara's are "posted"
>One anon steps up and posts an adult man chara
>Many other Anons fly into a fit of rage
>kekanon pulls out popcorn, his cheeks already red with keking
>"Dropped" they yell
>"Manchara a shit!" they cry
>the sound of autistic nerdrage actually hurts
>One more anon steps forth
>"We shall decide this with a test!"
>Passes each Chara a knife, everyone steps back and forms a circle
>"Last Chara standing shall be declared canon!"
>They leap into combat, before anyone can blink, blood is drawn.
>It's over in seconds, ManChara is left standing
>People begin to applaud when suddenly Femchara bursts from the crowd
>In the corner one anon yells "Oh Shit! Determination Son!"
>FemChara beats Mancharas ass into the ground.
>Manchara comes back, throws his knife at Femchara and runs away
>Femchara runs around corner in pursuit, finds a chalk X on the floor, pauses to stare at it
>Fails to notice the whistling noise and the steadily growing shadow
>Of course it's an ACME anvil to the fucking skull
>Rest of dream plays out like fucking Spy vs Spy
>Femchara dresses up as catwalk model to lure Manchara in
>Manchara bites, goes in for a kiss
>Femchara sticks TNT down his back pocket, the results are predicatble
>Camera cuts to sans and Papyrus sitting on a nearby bench
>"I guess she's not one to Kiss and Tell" remarks sans
>Papyrus gives him a look of disapproval over the top of his newspaper
>Rest of dream plays out like that
>each "episode" has each Chara getting one over on the other Chara
>Every time, sans makes a pun about it and Papyrus groans
>each "episode" ends with camera panning to a shitty tobydog sitting nearby, Circlewipes to black centring on it's shitty little :^) face.

What has this place done to me?
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me in purple
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>>125467428
fit spider
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>>125467317
are you high?
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>>125461665
Fuck me, god damn it, I was so excited, I love Rhytmn Heaven so much.
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>>125467081
>This wouldn't be so good in theatres I guess.

Are you kidding me, I'm not even into horror films, or even a regular at cinemas, but I would fucking love that.
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>>125466736
<3 hope your day continues well

>>125467406
you're in too deep anon
now write some /utg/ fanfiction
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>>125467081
>Finish the movie
>Turn on the lights
>Let the credits roll
>But lock the viewers in the theatre
>While they are trying to get out start movie again
>"Maybe it'd be a good idea to return to your seats? Not like you have anywhere else to go, right?"
>Immediately turn off the lights again

>Bonus: Get sent to jail
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>>125467256
Damnit, i think i exaggerated
I remember seeing the dialogue of the mutant hand
I stopped counting my deaths at that point and started counting how many times i had to FIGHT to reach his special attack
>>125467381
Died 2 times to that one
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>>125467406
Reminds me of that one anon's dream about a room full of anons dispersing after An Hiro declared that /utg/ would be banned
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>>125459668
Source on pic please!
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>>125467406
Liar, that never happened in your dreams
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>>125467428
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>>125467317
I was going to shitpost about this, thanks for reminding me.
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>>125466607
Why not waste your time pressing my head in between your legs instead, fag?

>>125466361
I'll give you a workout you won't forget after putting you in cute clothes.

>>125466258
You're a NEET at heart.

>>125466256
So how many times have you stroked your dick today, wasting all that delicious, thick semen by squirting it on some inanimate object, or maybe your hand?
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>>125467406
Someone really needs to make a comic of this
Sounds hilarious
Also, what the fuck do you smoke before sleeping?
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>>125467568
I don't know, sry
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>>125467668
>So how many times have you stroked your dick today
None
I only do that shit before I go to bed senpai
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>>125467582
I wish... that would mean there was a Chara vs Chara series out there, I kill to see something like that.
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gib small and simple art requests
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>>125463990
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>>125467668
>wasting all that delicious, thick semen
Hey I don't waste it. I lick all of it up after I'm done.
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Why does Soriel piss me off so much?
______________________pic related
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>>125467826
Papyrus eye sockets filled with spaghetti
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>>125467827
Nice one.
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>>125467698
I tried to get into lucid dreaming, a side effect is that dreams become more vivid... or at least they were always this vivid and I just got better at remembering them.

Plus it being late at night and I end up watching a few episodes of spy vs spy probably helped.
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Hey, music anon here.

I made a Undertale x Binding Of Isaac this time: Spider Dance with Infanticide.

I am REALLY surprised this is going better together than expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jgu-BLYa0&feature=youtu.be
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>>125467757
Oh, so you go to bed all sweaty and smelly and then wake up with a morning chubby?

I'd wake up with a chubby if I had to smell you all night long.

>>125467843
Do you get off to yourself? If not you're wasting it.
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>>125467568
Nice thumbnail.
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>>125467826
Gaster and Papyrus playing Catch with a little Gaster Blaster
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>>125467668
>I'll give you a workout you won't forget after putting you in cute clothes.
M-mommy....
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>>125467892
>pic related
Please explain
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>>125467938
I've just had lucid dreams like twice before. I figured out I was dreaming on both. I didn't feel as rested on either.
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>>125467967
For fucks sake nigger
I take a shower first thing in the morning
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>>125467826
Papyrus and Monster Kid playing or hanging out
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>>125467943
Wow, holy shit. That really matches.
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>>125467943
Issac would be...interesting if he wound up in the Underworld.
>He actually flinches away from Toriel when she introduces herself.
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>>125467892
Is it because it horribly depicts Sans's character? That's my main issue with it.
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I always like to imagine Chara as a boy because I cannot stand the thought of Asriel having feelings for females.
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>>125468059
cuz the new tmnt movie has bebop and rocksteady in it and it might actually get me to go see that POS
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>>125467892
I dislike it mostly because I like them much better as friends and it's always annoying when you want a pairing to be platonic yet 99% of the art is shippy.
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>>125467943
>Infanticide
>Not Crusade or My Innermost Apocalypse
Still sounds nice.
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>>125467568
Got you covered anon.
http://kritterart.tumblr.com/post/134333900683
Unless you are talking about the picture you just posted; in which case, here
http://cakeisaghost.deviantart.com/art/You-Are-Dead-563070881
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>>125468219
I can only ship them as teens and older. Also, does anyone have that picture of teenaged Asriel sort of blocking Frisk/Chara against the wall? It was well drawn.
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>>125468072
I've had 1 1/2 lucid dreams
First one, it was a dream inside a dream, i jumped into THE FUCKING VOID after riding a one-wheeled motorcycle-thingy down a rainbow road
Second one was also a dream^2, but i kinda got kicked out of it before i could fully realize it was a dream
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>>125463990
>TWEWY 2 never
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>>125467998
You can call me mommy all you want as long as you don't let go of the back of my head.

>>125468080
Oh, so you'd prefer your morning blowjob in the shower, then?

I'd prefer giving it before you've fully woken up. And definitely before you've washed last night's cum off your hefty balls.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od8jJn323Yk
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>>125468127
>>125468330
I tried " My Innermost Apocalypse ". There are too many key changes for it to work.

I chose Infanticide because it goes in the same style of beat. And it's fucking awesome in the end.

>>125468146
Toby pls
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>>125468465
Anon this is getting a tad too gay
I'm not even a big guy
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>>125467826
woshua on roller skates

woshua at a laundromat

woshua in winter booties and a scarf(and a scarf for his bird)

woshua pulling a wagon of cleaning supplies
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>>125466131
Job training in 4 hours and haven't slept yet.
I did finish revising the 69 pic that I keep getting banned over.
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>>125468461
Please don't remind about that. It still hurts.
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>>125468405
This probably isn't what you're thinking of.

>>125468561
Yea I guess, I just really don't like the Rebirth music.
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>>125468405
All I could think with this is:
>"The Emperor is right here! Diavolo!"
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Does anyone have the picture of Chara's speech, but edited to have a southern drawl?
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Tell me, anons

which anons do you ship
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>>125468767
Me and you bby ;)
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>>125468691
nope, sorry
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>>125468767
me x you
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>>125468767
me x adult asriel
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>>125468765
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>>125468734
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>>125467826
Alphys staring at the bottle of pills in her hand very contemplatively.
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did someone just say "Inseperable, chapter 12 is out"?

because it is.
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>>125468219
Degenerates like you should be nailed to a cross.
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>>125468465
i want off mr bones wild ride
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>>125468767
You x all this circlejerking
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>>125468765
Sans is the only Redneck :^)
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>>125469001
I'll nail you to a David Cross
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>>125468767
Lewdster x Lewdster
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>>125469016
>>
http://bloodsbane.tumblr.com/tagged/echo+au/page/4
nice au
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>>125468939
Now I'm picturing Papyrus with a Stand [Bonetrousle].
>NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
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>>125468875
>JUSS WHO DO Y'ALL THINK IS RUNNIN THIS HERE RODEO?

Every time.
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>>125468691
Rebirth music was okay. Infanticide, Crusade and the new Afterbirth tracks are godlike tho.
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>>125468857
The only real answer for anything with yourself. Anyone else is top tier disgusting since it's like shipping yourself with parents,kids or your good mates. Just trash.
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>>125469001
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS
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>>125468465
When did you get back slutanon?
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>>125469132
No such thing
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>>125468405
>that pic

Is that drawn by Paychiri? I think I recognize the artstyle.

Seeing her art, however cute and nice it might be, makes me want to throw up every single time, because it reminds me that I used to be friends with her.

Until she turned out to be a massive fucking cunt, writing off friends who are under 20k followers on tumblr and whatnot as "obsolete", completely disregarding them and being a huge drama queen on top of everything.

She just... Isn't a nice person, and the fact that she makes such cute fanart of undertale kind of gets me upset.
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>>125468631
That's okay. As long as you have a masculine scent and you masturbate daily.

>>125468643
I'll need more than four hours to train you to be an obedient little cumsource.
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>>125469030
>not envisioning Sans with a Bronx accent
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I'm curious. How many of you guys consider yourself strait but at the same time find Asriel attractive?
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Alright, pick your Undertale character, let's do it.
They get in a bad car accident and end up paralyzed from the waist down. How do they get on?
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>>125469215
I never left. I've just been awaiting a fresh new load of NEETs to harvest fresh new loads of jizz.
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>>125469254
>Paychiri drama

Oh boy, I used to follow and talk her and while I don't remember exactly why I stopped following/talking, I'm pretty sure it was some drama she was ranting about and I just couldn't stand it.

I think it was like last year or so? She was raging on about something so stupid but I can't remember what it was for the life of me.
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>>125469440
Ayo lmao
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>>125469347
God damn it anon, do you work out or something?
Nobody can be this obsessed with brotein
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>>125469162
The new Crusade isn't awful I guess but the original is a lot better.

My Innermost Apocalypse is a lot better than Infanticide

I didn't even notice the new title music, which is a plus if anything.

I don't know most of the aferbirth music offhand but I would assume they aren't that great.
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>>125469412
This is the best sans voice i've heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjB1HEYo7g0
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>>125469470
>Flowey
Heh, nothing has changed.
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>>125469440
I don't consider myself str8 or gay cause I don't feel attracted to anything that isn't drawn.
I think I've become a complete degenerate, well at least I wont reproduce, probably.
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>>125469470
>Papyrus
Pulls his legs off and floats around with sheer DETERMINATION!
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>>125468875
>YEE HAW
>YEE NAW

Every god damned time
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>>125469254
Oh boy.
For what it's worth, I wouldn't cut you guys off that is, as long as you don't fuckign mention we met here
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>>125469470
>Monster Kid
assisted suicide
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>>125469412
I envision them all as moonshiners, banjo pickers, and gun obsessed hillbillies
Every single one of them
>>
Why are monsters so weak?
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>>125469254
I don't give a shit about your personal drama with this person as I don't know them and I only care about their art.
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>>125469602
>posting a thumbnail
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>>125469602

>posting the thumbnail
>being this far behind

You're just yanking our chains, aren't you?
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>>125469440
I'm not straight.

I'm gay for the scent of thick, smelly cocks.

>>125469537
The only thing I'm going to work out is your dick.
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>>125468405
It's with Frisk.
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>>125469494
Well that's good to hear I guess, good luck in your cum harvest and stay classy. Or, you know, don't.
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>>125469139

>>125469254
>Giant Asrielfag is a douchebag
To the surprise of no one.
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>>125469440
I don't consider Asriel attractive
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>>125469750
>"What are you doing, Dreemurr?"
>"There was a bug."
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>>125469750
thanks babe
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>>125469734
Can you dress up as a redneck while doing it then?
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>>125469702
Because they lack hatred
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>>125469750
>Asriel will never get his snoot so close to your face that you could cut the gay tension with a knife

why live
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>>125469347
There's no need for training, I'm already too submissive. Besides I don't think you'd like my body type anyway, which the gays call "muscle twink".
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>>125460507
>>125460670
>>125460813
>>125461804
Can a kind anon fill me in on what happened here?

Did someone eat a tab or three and do a run?
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>>125469750
>Coda Part 5 dot png
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>>125469440
Edgy Asriel is the only fictional male character that's ever made me feel this way. Still not attracted to real men.
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>>125470007
>muscle twink
I just saw a video about this a few days ago and tried to look it up.

I don't know why I thought anything would show up other than porn.
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>>125469589
That is actually really good
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>>125469440
Neither. I only became slightly attached to his story because its every parent's nightmare that some other little asshole will ruin your kid's life so completely and/or take the happiness from him and turn him into an even bigger shit
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You want it to stop posting


...but it refused.
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>>125462219

Why did you make me cry?
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>>125469589
Why does everyone try to be Cr1tikal?
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>>125469702
In the Snowdin Librarby, it's noted that monster souls are extremely weak to ANYONE with an intent to kill. Hence why in Geno, you get these ridiculous 99999999 damage kills.
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>>125469440
Definitely one of these "straight" guys here. Everything i ever find attractive in a mate has always been traditionally feminine traits but then Demon gote comes along and i feel attracted to him for his confidence, hot bod etc

I also have this intense craving to ride him even though i'm not even turned on by traps.

Like the anon in the previous reply, I have 0 interest in real men or any other fictional males.

I'd still argue i'm straight but if people call me out on being a fag, i really dont have any grounds to argue...
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>>125470389
It's also why the Batter would have a field day, that and the fact he'd blend right in.
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>>125470384
It just fits, i guess?

Post Skellies in dresses
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>>125470389
So is determination the intent to kill? It'd explain why Undyne melted yet no other monster seems to have any.
>>
Home again. Love you /utg/!
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>>125470040
Yeah pretty much. That image kept popping up in my head when I was reading that part.
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>>125470084
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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>>125467668
>Why not waste your time pressing my head in between your legs instead, fag?
Because you're not here.
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>>125470581
I love you too pumpkin, how are you?
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>>125470534
>>
Main character of the last anime you saw/video game you played (that isn't Undertale) now replaced Frisk as the protagonist of Undertale.

WHAT HAPPENS
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>>125470019
Some anon dropped acid and at some point he kissed the goat. I don't think there's much more to it buddy.
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>>125470462
ur a faget

jk
Why does it even bother? It's not like you will fuck with a guy by fapping on The Gote Edgelord.
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>>125470534
Would Batter want to destroy the Underground, though? It's fairly uncorrupted save for Flowey and Chara.
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What did I do?
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>>125470662
>>125470534
Who's Batter? The concept art thing looks bretty gud.
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>>125470669
>Twin Peaks
Not much different from True Pacifist, I think. Would probably be a lot more interesting though
>>
>>125470669

>>125468513
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>>125470546
Quite the opposite! Determination is the will to live. Undyne has so much more than other monsters probably because she believes that she's an anime protagonist.

>I can feel everyone's hearts beating as one!
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>>125470462
I guarantee everything you like about is "hot bod" is traditionally feminine traits. Like how people draw him with womanly hips and "bishie" features.
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>>125470813
>LV2
Who was it, anon?
>>
>>125470813
Good question
the fuck did you do?
>>125470830
Protagonist from another RPG
OFF, to be precise
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>>125470813
Wosh

U

Soul
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>>125470669
>Space Dandy
>or Chivalry

this...

isn't very exciting, weirdly
>>
>>125470813
Now compliment him. Make sure he knows that it's not the hat that makes him cool, it's what's inside.
>>
>>125470640
I'm okay, really happy that the rest of this week will be easy. How are you?
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>>125470632
this asriel would look kind of cool if he wasnt such a pervert
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>>125469903
The only thing red'll be your bottom after I spank it for making that comment while jerking you off to get you nice and hard for our next session.

>>125470007
I'll just have to keep you chained up and feed you fatty foods until you're nice and chubby, then. Bigger men have bigger dicks, after all.

>>125470638
Aren't I?
>>
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=180838&n=Muffet+6.2.swf
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>>125469440
I'm attracted to the goat and I like booby irl
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>>125470951
I stole his hat.
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>>125470830
That's not concept art that's some pretty detailed fan art.

It's a game called OFF.

This is some of the actual concept art.
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>>125463806
>Man what the fuck did they use as the cover for Undertale. Man, IGN is really GOOD.
It will be too hard for you too find this game because you are too stupid to use Ctrl + F, dumbasses. That why i like IGN. IT'S BETTER.
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>>125465780
no but I fed him some candy
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>>125470669
Bravely Default, with Ringabel leading the party.
*Flirt
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>>125471042
>pervert
>is practicing safe sex
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>>125470951
...is it any good?
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>>125464890
Myeh, I've been meaning to get rid of that one, it was just for new work that wasn't yet on the writebin, but they're all there now, mostly it was just that Queen Asriel series.
Also thanks for those edits, they make me laugh.
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Got to lasers at the very end for first time, got hit near the end. Staying determined.
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>>125471051
This is absolutely cringe worthy
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>>125471060
>>125470813
Now compliment him and say that he doesn't need the hat to have friends.
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>>125470813
Are you the guy who thought he'd beaten the game last night until we yelled at you to finish it?

If so you've fucked up, that LV 2 didn't come from nowhere. Skeleton Uncle is going to be disappoint in you.
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>>125471167
Sleep well, lil' skell.
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>>125471012
not great, but
I drank some orange juice
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>>125471051
Pretty sure you're not. I'm not balls deep in your ass, that's pretty conclusive.
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>>125471051
>bigger men have bigger dicks
But I already told you I'm not a big guy
>tfw you weigh 55kg
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>>125471052
I need Muffet so bad, /utg/. I can't take it anymore.
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>>125469440

irl I'm bi and Asriel makes me feel a bit hot, unsurprisingly.
>>
Update on the UT vs OoT battle
57.81% vs 42.19
We're still on top my friends
9 hours left
Be back in 2 hours
Stay Determined
>>125471147
It's messed up
Classic RPG, kill everything
The puzzles are good
best of all, it's free
>>
>>125468465

Holy shit, is that you NEET teaser anon?
>>
>>125471167
Remember to save your healing items for his Special Attack. You'll need them, because fuck, that pattern recognition took me SO long to get it right.
>>
>>125470813
He really needed that hat though
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>>125471337
>tfw you was 55kg when 15
Hm.
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>>125470669
Dr. Tenma.
Hah, the determination is there, but he has no real will to harm anything or anyone. It would be kinda interesting to watch a pacifist run with him in it.
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>>125470927
That's probably it. Though I've noticed in a lot of fanart in his what-could-have-been adult form, he has more masculine features, whereas his demon form tends to be drawn more feminine.
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>>125471363
>Messed up

Like, True Lab/Genocide/LISA messed up? Oh boy! Thanks for the recommendation~
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>>125471483
Oh yes it is, especially near the end
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>>125471460
He's the one from Astro Boy, right? I'd just like to see him comparing note with Alphys.
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>>125470662
>part 2
Post part 1, please.
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>>125459903
>"it's the new meme game"
>20 y/o virgin

topkek
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>>125460714
Trolling you across time and space.
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>>125471469
>that butt
Man.
What the fuck is this shit?
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>>125471428
But anon, I ain't 15 no more, I'm 19
How the hell do I put on some weight
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>>125471469
Link to the source please.
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>>125471539
I've loved that fucked up tone ever since Earthbound

you've made me very happy anon
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My life would be so much better if Muffet was my friend.
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>>125469440
Straight as a damned arrow, young adult male full confidence, not a bit of doubt, and no faggin'.

But oh, I just HAD to get a kink for the gote kid/edge gote. Fuck me up a wall sideways.
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>>125471469
Even in his "what-could-have-been adult form" he tends to be drawn with softer features, likely to make him recognizable as an adult Asriel and not a younger Asgore.

And that pic is exactly what I was referring to in the previous post. That's basically a chick without tits. Male bodies are simply not built like that, ever.
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>>125471627
Don't.

A 120 pounds 19 year old is great
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>>125471469
You're not me. At least say "i'm not him" when replying

>>125470927
I dunno about that dude. Like look at pictures like this and im still aroused

>>125470762
It doesn't bother me. I was just replying to a post lol
But i'd still rather not be called a faget :^)))))))))
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>>125471167
Use a Sea Tea if you want to make it easier.
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>>125471552
Oh no he's from Monster, never really watched Astro Boy.
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>>125471723
But I need to gain some muscle
And it honestly doesn't feel that great
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What is it with you fucking degenerates and that stupid shota goat? I seriously don't understand. What's the appeal?
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>All these people saying it doesn't count they're attracted to a guy because they look sort of feminine.
Man you guys are so in denial.

At least you aren't "it's not gay it's a feminine dick" yet.
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>>125471723
>tfw 300 pound 18 year old

kill me
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>>125471627
peanut butter, nuts, milk, egg whites, extra olive oil on things

eat more you nerd

I'm only 10 lbs heavier than you and trying to gain weight again, it fucking sucks
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>>125471750
Oh. Now I really want to call you a faget. But I am determined not to do that.
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>>125462387
>http://strawpoll.me/6275500
Im voting for it for all the glorious salt. Bask in it, wont you?
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>>125471862
Shit's cute, mang.
>>
Sorry to interrupt your shitpost, but we're slowly losing ground.
At this rate they'll win.

VOTE FAGGOTS!
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I've been avoiding OFF because the gameplay looks straight RPG maker.
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>>125471910
I would really like to have "not eating enough" problems
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>>125471862
Forbidden love
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>>125471862
Cute
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>>125471902
That argument has already been posted several times.
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>>125471903
I was 220 when I was 15/16 so I started working out and lost 60 pounds over the next two years.

I barely did jack fuck too, you can probably lose a lot quicker if you put effort into it.
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>>125471823
Johann can be Chara. It's perfect.
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>>125471968
>http://strawpoll.me/6275500
can we hit mercy this time, p-please?
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>>125471968
Oh boy. I sure am invested in this popularity contest.
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>>125471989
OFF is literally a RPGMaker game.
>>125472125
Getting off the genocide ride isn't allowed anon.
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>>125471998
It's a pain in the ass when you're working out and you now have to eat almost the double of what you used to
Especially when you have a dad that gets pissed when you eat a lot
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>>125471989
Not "looks"
"Is"
Just play it dude, the puzzles are interesting
the battle music is catchy and the whole game looks messed up
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I know you weirdos like to imagine that Sans would be some kinky Daddy-dom in bed and that Papyrus would be some blushing innocent virgin you could corrupt, but really.

Sans would fall asleep or put his sole effort into pranking you and making sex-puns, and Papyrus would obtain a book on sex-ed and read it during the act, giving you loud and sincere encouragement and advice the whole time.

>WOWIE! IF I HAD A VAGINA YOU WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE STIMULATING ITS CLITORIS, HUMAN! YOU'RE DOING A TERRIFIC JOB! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
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>>125471627
Just chew it better and dont move like you are fucking lunatic. Slowly, gently, like a flag. Do taichi, aerobics or some other chinese shit, that way you won't waste energy on useless moves and will get some mass.
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>>125471689
>young adult male full confidence, not a bit of doubt, and no faggin'

And why would that be so desirable, exacly?

I turned 18 recently and I've pretty much fully embraced having the hots for both genders, and it's really nice imo.

It's scientifically proven that literally every human bean gets dirty thoughts for the same gender occasionally, and I'm glad that I never had to worry and feel guilty about it.

It feels pretty great, man.
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>>125471989
Well it is an RPG maker game.

I don't see why you wouldn't like turn-based rpg stuff though.

>>125472125
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>>125471989
Don't be put OFF by stuff like that. That way of thinking might make you miss out on good shit.
Like Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: Chapter One of the Hoopz Barkley Saga
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Anybody knows who the artist of this is? Reverse google image searching it won't give me a sauce.
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>>125472229
>spoiler
well if you're poor I can understand that
>>
I want Muffet to make me gasp and moan and pant like a girl! I want Muffet to tell me that I'm cute and make me blush and cover my face with my hands, but then I want her to take my hands away from my face and make me look into her eyes! After the love making when I'm all dazed and dizzy and exhausted, I want her to take me in her arms and cuddle with me until we both fall asleep!
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>>125472080
Holy shit it is.
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>>125471862
There's none.
REMOVE GOAT
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>>125466131
>chubby
yes
>smelly
yes
>NEET
have a job, so getting in the shower soon, washing my clothes right now. going good for the most part.
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>>125471903
do this: http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
download MyFitnessPal on your phone
eat 300 calories less than your recommended maintenance calories and you'll steadily lose weight
this can usually be accomplished just by cutting out soda or candy, you don't really have to drastically change your diet. the hardest part is bothering to log your meals on the app, which can be a huge pain in the ass sometimes. if you're serious about it, buy an electronic scale and get to work.
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>>125468767
Me x sansbro.
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>>125471694
That's a shame, because I like the idea of Asriel eventually looking like his dad.
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/r/ing that comic where frisk pats rg 02, aaron and asgore's chest like the taiko drum master
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>>125472323
We aren't even poor mate
The guy's just a bit crazy
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>>125472354
Nya!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHNJPsCDSqo
Why am I picturing a Undertale version of this?
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Alright, undertale beats OOT hype!
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>>125466131
I-Is it really you?
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>>125472313
http://uselessenthusiasm.tumblr.com/post/131959972032/well-dont-leave-me-out-more-saturday
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Holy shit, i need some advice.
I posted a story about something a week ago or more here, and it took an ugly turn. Long story short, at the gym i seemed to have picked up a 7yo girl admirer. She would hang out, pick up weights (which i had to babysit her with), talk to me about random shit, bring me cookies, all that cute shit. Then it all went to shit today.

>last 2 times while i was resting she just came in, hugged me and left
>this happened maybe 2 times during the last week, and it was so cute, i even ruffled the little monkeys hair
>fast forward to today
>she follows me in the bathroom, im refilling my water bottle, leave the bottle cap on the side of the sink
>as im done the bottle cap is gone, and shes standing there giggling
>indulge her little game, act all clueless as she continues to giggle
>tell her the fun is over and that i really need the cap back cause i need to go back and work
>while giggling, she puts her hand down her pants and pulls out the fucking bottle cap and hands it to me
>i give her the most awkward smile, before throwing that fucker into the trash when she wasnt looking

This is fucked up, how do i tell a little kid to piss off? I thought about telling her mother or something, but what do i even say? "Hey, your kid put a bottle cap in her pants and then gave it to me, fix that shit."? They would think im some sick pedo or something.

How do i defuse this shit anons? It was cute while she was a little monkey admirer, now its anything but cute.
And no i will not lewd a child, 3D is pig disgusting.
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>>125472427
That is a cool piece Anon, m'just saying.
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Why is Finale so much better than SAVE the World and Megalovania
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Why does everybody use the real knife to fight Sans? The torn notebook seems like a better option since it raises your INV and nigga will avoid your attacks anyway.
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>>125471326
My throat, you mean? You don't get anything else.

>>125471382
Who's teasing?

>>125472380
Having a job just makes you sweat more and smell better~

Shower all you'd like, but let me wash your dick with my mouth first.

>>125472517
Yes, this is you. Hello.
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>tumblr ruined your goty
>the love and admiration you experienced for UT is getting drowned out by people that only watched lets plays of the game
>neutral route is glazed over because of aforementioned despite being the most profound route

i can only bitch to you utg because youre the hero we need but not the one undertale deserves. i want to make more art for this game but ive just about had it with what im seeing on pretty much every creative outlet i regularly visit.
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>>125472438
here you go Famingo
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>>125472679
Real Knife for roleplay, it's what Chara wanted for the entire run and it makes the fight more climactic

If you want to tryhard use Frying Pan
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>>125472679
> it raises your INV
Anon, you don't get any mercy frames during that battle.
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>>125472678
Because you have fine taste
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>>125472291
If you can't Slam with the best, then Jam with the rest.
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>>125472602
change gyms man

just get the fuck out of there
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>>125472602
rape her
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>>125472685
I don't usually like being bullied, b-but the way you talk to me makes me feel so funny inside
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>>125472679
Frying pan is better
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>>125472723
how the fuck is tumblr as a collective ruining the game
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vote best final boss theme

http://strawpoll.me/6276824
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>>125471968
We're not losing ground.
Our % is decreasing but the lead in terms of number of votes is still increasing.
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>>125472602
Change gyms anon, leave as soon as possible.
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>>125472729
Thank you, kind anon.
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>>125472602
Just tell her mom that the kid is bugging you without getting into specifics.

>>125472679
Sans ignores invincibility frames. That's how he can technically do only 1 damage: it's 1 damage per frame.
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Dammit utg, I think a big chunk of the untertale fandom is hella dumb, yet I keep finding myself back here. What are you doing to me?!
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>>125460610
We got happy goast, sad ghost, mad ghost, and neutral ghost. Where are all the other donut steel emotiongoasts?
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>>125472852
They made Sans a crybaby
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>You hug her and tell her you're going to see her again
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>>125472685
That's what you think.
Bend over.
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>>125472952
pears are so good

I wish I had a pear
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>>125472890
why is best theme not on that poll
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>>125463990

I've yet to see Asgore cosplaying as Gwyn and that saddens me.

Drawfags?
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I-is lewdanon back?
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>>125473015
I really wonder why that line hurts so badly.
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>>125472815
>>125472901

That shit is basically 1 minute of walking from my house, im not doing that. I understand it to be the best option probably, but im not giving up convenience of this magnitude.

>>125472817

Fuck you.

>>125472927

What do i say though?
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>>125472678
I didn't think that way until I listened to the dual mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvLCax9c2Hg
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>>125472250
>Papyrus mispronounces everything
>keeps asking you to put your pennies in his Virginia
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>>125473015
>You gave the lost soul a big smile, like you remember she likes to do.
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>>125473118
Just start training at a later time mate
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>>125473054
>FINAL boss

learn 2 read
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>>125472685
Are you actually attracted to fat NEET guys?
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6275575/r/
Thoughts?
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>>125473054
Not a final boss.
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>>125473118
>"Hey, your kid is bugging me when I'm trying to work out and following me around. This is annoying and can also be unsafe for her if I accidentally drop a weight. Mind keeping an eye on her? I don't want her to get hurt."
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>>125472272
Just personal preference, really. I moreso meant I'm fine with how I am. If you're fine with how you are, good on you, I ainta judge.
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>>125472890
>ASGORE in last place
that shit taste
>>
How many letters in the name Mettatonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ?
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>>125473212
might not be the last fight, but definiatley the last hard one on the genocide run
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>>125466040
fix'd
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>>125472997
i don't see a crybaby when i play the game ol buddy ol chum ol pal ol buddy ol friend
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>>125473015
>You hate me, don't you...
That line almost broke me in half.
>Just give up. I did.
And then that did the rest.
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>>125472685
>tfw in two weeks I will finally get to be a NEET for the first time

I'm pretty excited.
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>>125473287
Worst boss theme unless you count wrong enemy
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>>125473118
Just stop going there
Who needs gyms anyway
>>
>>125473316
>Hard
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>>125473287
The eyes make him look like Majora.
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>>125473158
>Compliments you on the size of your bepis
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>>125473314
217
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>>125473378
Find a daily routine, otherwise it's one boring ride
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>>125472678
I like Hopes & Dreams a lot better than SAVE the world, but Finale is better too yea.
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>>125473358
I cried the whole way through. Still makes me teary eyed.

Feels manchild, man.
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>>125472821
It's not bullying if it's sexual.

>>125473030
How about you bend over instead for your daily spanking?

>>125473224
Fat - no.
Chubby - hell yes.

>>125473378
Good boy! Stay on the path and in no time you'll be churning out the thick, viscuous loads that only a chronic masturbator with a bored mind can produce.
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>>125473102
Oddly enough, JUST yesterday someone said that it DOES exist. Didn't link tho.
We were talking about how sick Gwyn's theme was and he brought it up.
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>>125472890
>people actually like SAVE the world
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>>125472852
blowing the concepts out of proportion, making it difficult for newcomers to participate without weighted opinions and preconceived notions, a combination of both these things creating an idea of the game that's inauthentic i mean i could go on but im really just using blanket terms about tumblr that everyone has already said before about a million other franchises.

tumblrization kinda just happens... otherwise why else am i here griping about it
>>
>listening to lewd skeleton incest audios
ww-w-whhyyy do people make this this is LEWD
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>>125473519
Actually, NEET loads are rather small due to constant fapping
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>>125473416
The fight requires you to be prepared and skilled

you need to get the tutu/shoes before going in and you need to be damn good at the patterns

sans is just memorizing like 5 attacks and dodging straight lines
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>>125473519
I actually much prefer a good flogging across my back. Gives me gigglefits once I get past the pain.
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>>125472250
>somnophilia and good laughs at shitty puns and pranks during sex with sans
>papyrus encouraging me to do my best at fucking him
>implying these things wouldn't just make me even harder

these kinds of posts get posted like every thread at this point. what's up with you people and being so desperate to convince skelefuckers not to be sexually attracted to some fictional magic skeleton monsters anyway?
>>
>>125472890
>http://strawpoll.me/6276824
Asgore is p gud. I do really like that part 1 minute into Save the world though. That part is great.
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>>125473207

A possible option, granted at the later times you have to fight with people over weights.

>>125473254

Hmm, yeah this looks like the best option. I can even make up some shit like she almost fell over and broke her neck or something jumping on some weights.

Think if her mother is any kind of a sane person she would disallow her to even go into the gym anymore.

Shame really, it was really fun while it lasted, i cant even remember the last time someone randomly gave me cookies and hugs...
I will miss it all...
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>>125473212
But by that logic, Asgore shouldn't be on there either because he's not a final boss.
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>>125473620
idk man i think maybe you're overdoing it. i've been on the tumblys and the 5chins for so many years now and it's just the autists and the kiddos who really care about what the screaming masses say.
i think maybe we're all blowing it out of proportion a bit.
it's gonna be fine
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>>125472250
>I know you weirdos like to imagine that Sans would be some kinky Daddy-dom in bed

But that's wrong, I imagine him as a pillow prince. You got Pap mostly right, but I still like to imagine him flustered.
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>>125473706
we just don't want you to get spooked
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>>125473620
tl;dr im a crybaby like tumblr sans
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>>125473741
Just do it after 8pm then
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>>125473519
O-Okay, I'll try

I already fap everyday though
>>
mfw i've never had an orgasm
what's it like anons
>>
>>125473409

People who want to get big anon, i have a promise made to muscleanon, and i damn well tend to keep it!
>>
UNDERTALE 64
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>>125472890
SAVE the world is different from Hopes & Dreams though.

I like Hopes & Dreams better.
>>
>>125473932
What the fuck man, I thought I was the only one with that problem here.
>>
>>125473932
Do you want me to show you, anon?
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>>125473932
Why don't you jerk off to find out faggot?
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>>125473932
Why don't you try it? It's right there. I can't imagine how you've gone so long without doing it, don't you get the urge to sometimes? Don't you ever get horny?
>>
>>125472250
I honestly wouldn't mind Sans being lazy in bed, it suits me fine if they just lay there and let me handle most of it.
Papyrus... mfw I've kinda slept with someone like that and it's cute as hell.
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>>125473636
Due to their constant fapping, their balls have grown strong like a well trained muscle, capable of pumping out far more than average people. Yes, the first time their load might be a tad wanting, yet after a short time of abstinence they'll cum buckets.

>>125473659
It wouldn't be a punishment if you liked it.

>>125473925
Good boy. Already so used to the feeling of your hand that my mouth will feel like heaven.
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>>125473779
>it's gonna be fine

thank you- i haven't got a lot of places to be salty about it. the best i can do is continue to make fan content that i feel the most passionate about
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>>125473932
It's ok
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>>125473519

I will just say, its refreshing to have you back smutanon. While i dont subscribe to your lewd its definitely nice to see you back, stirring the old pot that has gone stale with all the repetition.

You should start making greentext stories again as well (if im not mistaking you for someone else).
>>
>>125470669
>Hetalia
>Overly friendly, cowardly, pasta-loving idiot wandering the underground

he'll be fine, probably

yes i know technically Italy's not really the 'main' character but he's my favorite
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>>125473706
I like to think of it as reverse psychology. They try to dissuade skelefuckers, but only make me want to fuck the skeletons even more.
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>>125473940
I wonder how Gaster would look like?

>CAPTCHA was 404
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>>125472250
>Toriel would just laugh at you when you suggest having sex
>Alphys would be too timid to accept and even if she did it would be an awkward procedure that ended in tears
>Asgore would at some point call out Toriel's name leading to, yet again, an awkward procedure that ends in tears

I guess Undyne would work. Although I'm pretty sure she's into girls and even if she wasn't you'd probably end up in a body bag.
>>
>>125473519
>tfw too fat to be considered chubby anymore

I-I'll lose weight and become the right size! I'll become perfect for you, I-I promise!
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>>125473940
fuck off Monster Kid I don't have any fucking heroin
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>>125473706
You misunderstand me. I'm not saying people shouldn't be sexually attracted to the skeletons, I'm saying that I think the skeletons would react in starkly different ways from the most common fan-depictions, where Sans uses his powers to pin you against the ceiling or Papyrus has no idea what genitals are.

I'd much rather a lazy asshole in bed or an overenthusiastic but sincere sweetheart rather than some mean jerk and some horrible corruption/molestation of a guy with no idea.
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>>125459668
>tfw no film adaptation
Anon here who said he was going to write a script.
Still planning to do that, I'm just very busy right now.
And Undertale will be very hard to adapt since certain parts of the story rely on the video game format.
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>>125473932
gender
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>>125470662
I want this to be continued
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>>125474129
W-Why does it make me feel so funny when you call me that?
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>>125474017
>>125474053
no thats ok
>>125474056
:( i don't have a peen to jerk off
>>125474062
i tried a couple of times when i was like, 16 to 19, like, maybe 5 times. i've always just felt uncomfortable touching myself. i never get the urge to touch myself, but i have gotten the urge to be touched by others/want to touch others, but it's very rare. i get horny maybe like, 3 times a year.
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>>125470669
>Binding of Isaac
Isaac and Napstablook become besties
Toriel and Muffet don't survive the run tho
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>>125473198
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>>125474384
Just put a hand up your cunt then
>inb4 b-but I'm a cripple and don't have hands
Use your feet then
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>>125474204
I hope Undyne's exclusively into girls. It destroys most of my competition.
She can get into me any day of the week.
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>>125474129
Anon, why you do this, why do you give me erectios and then not suck my dick?
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>>125474384
Buy a vibrator you silly goose.
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>PDP going to play Undertale

God Damnit. It was a good run guys
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>>125473932
Not rare for women since getting off doesn't really matter for making babies. Get a vibrator.
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>>125474538
Who?
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>>125474538
Nooo, Nooo, Nooo!
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>>125474129
post mouth
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>>125474258
Well if it makes you happier, some faggot made some concept pictures for an undertale anime:
http://bossmonsterbani.tumblr.com/post/135006060023/i-was-just-too-curious-how-this-would-look-like-as
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>>125474569
javlar fitta
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>>125474129
Will you come back again after this?

I-I think I kind of like being teased like this...
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>>125474538
markiplier and jacksepticeye have already played it, anon

nothing's going to change
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>>125474615
Again. who?
>>
>>125474565
>>125474509
i have two.
used maybe 4 times altogether.
no luck.

just
tell me how it feels anon
what does it feel like
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>>125474314
Not sure how could you continue this. Batter would just go and purify everyone.

Those two parts tell enough about both games.
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>>125474384
Use a showerhead, stupid. Or sit on a washing-machine.

A bath also works ok if you can get the jet of water to punch you in the clit and the water-pressure is sufficient.
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>>125474538
Let's see how cancerous we can get.

Mark already ruined it
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>>125474138
I never wrote greentext stories.

>>125474205
Your dick only grows along with your belly size up until a certain point, you know.

>>125474502
To make you jerk off more, so your balls get even better at producing enough spunk to fill my mouth to the brim.

>>125474637
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

Maybe you should add me on Steam so you can tell me all about how you haven't showered for three days while jerking of all the time.
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>>125474662
did Mark finish his playthrough?
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>>125474662
isn't pewdiepie way bigger and his audience way younger?

at least /utg/ won't be ded
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>>125474662
>nothing's going to change
At least Mark and Jack, no matter how much autistic they are, have "Some" sense of humor.
PDP just screams and yells.

So far undertale slow pace story has filtered out underage cancer, but with pewds we'll be flooded with idiots.
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>>125474821
You should write lewd stories.
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>>125474662

jack at least looked like he enjoyed himself and Mark stopped mid LP to play the game for himself before going for genocide on the channel.

PDP is going to be a train wreck
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>>125474821
B-But I'm shy
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>>125474691
The best I can come up with is
it's like squeezing warm butter out of a skin-textured toothpaste container and having it pool on top of the tip as is overflows down your hand.
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>>125474821
You are one lewd motherfucker.
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>>125474691
Well, sometimes, you get that cozy feeling in fingers when you are very confortable? Now combine it with a feeling of a full bladder and cold skin on your feet and multiply it by 3.
Something like that. Though, you feel a little exhausted and dumb after that.
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>>125474607
I wasn't sad, but this is pretty cool.
The art is a little shit though.
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>>125474716
i haven't tried the washing machine before, since we don't really have one. i live in shitty student apartments so there aren't a lot of luxurious here.

do you think fantasizing about fictional waifus would help?
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>>125474863
there's nothing for pewdiepie to scream about though

I think he'll probably stop sometime through it
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>>125474691
>A person who can't orgasm

This sounds a little bit far-fetched.
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>>125474691
It feels like an explosion of both physical and emotional feelings from your groin. Though I hear it's different for women.

Try buying bigger, heavier vibrators. There's that specific tool I've seen in hentai that almost looks like some kind of power tool that vibrates really heavily back and forth. It has a separate handle and a part that moves, dunno what it's called.
Because it's probably worth it if you can manage to trigger it with it.
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>>125474854
No but he said he was doing a full playthrough of it and uploading it all as one video
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>>125474691
I don't know how it's long for girls but you get sort of light-headed and then zone out for a bit.
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>>125474821
is it okay if I fondle my balls everynow and then before taking periodic sniffs
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>>125474691
just rub that little ball of flesh till you get it, you can do it!
>>
>>125475053

It's going to be Dark Souls where he changes to normal to get more views. Screaming idiot PDP is going to get dislike bombed
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>>125475053
>there's nothing for pewdiepie to scream about though
Like there's nothing to scream on the gorillion games he plays?
>>
>>125474691
desu it's like a really good piss x100000

it's worth it
>>
>>125475059
Get out more. Tons of women can't experience it.
>>
>>125475059
It's actually very common among women.
http://sogc.org/publications/female-orgasms-myths-and-facts/
I don't know how accurate this is, but many women go through their lives without experiencing orgasm, as it's not needed for procreation and whatnot.
>>
>>125475045
>do you think fantasizing about fictional waifus would help?
Yes.
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>>125475045
Yeah, definitely. Imagining your fantasy of choice with your waifu while blasting yourself with the showerhead or other jet of water should do it, never failed for me.
>>
THREAD IS TOO LEWD

PLEASE DEVELOP SOME CLASS
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>>125475059
https://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001953.htm

Orgasmic dysfunction is when a woman either cannot reach orgasm, or has trouble reaching orgasm when she is sexually excited.


About 10 to 15% of women have never had an orgasm. Surveys suggest that up to one-half of women are not satisfied with how often they reach orgasm.
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>>125473593

>Didn't link

Merciless son of a bitch.

Gwyn's theme is great though, in a sea of orchestral pieces, the final boss has a sombre piano solo.
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>>125474821
F-Fuck, you got me excited again. I'm gonna go fap and take a nap now.
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>>125475006
>>125475014
>>125475060
>>125475131
>>125475192
the human body is truly amazing
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>>125475189
no but there's usually something just enough give him a reason to scream

I can't imagine him screaming at anything in Undertale
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>>125474863
It varies. PDP's Dark Souls videos were actually okay past the first two episodes.
I love how they ended up beating the actor down and dragged the human out of him. He's actually pretty smart and likable person when he isn't acting the way he usually does, but keeps the act up for the money I guess.
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>>125475391
>Flowey
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>>125474384
Hearing this sort of thing from girls always makes your existence seem really miserable. At least once you do get it, it'll blow your mind.

Anyway, you'll get some guy to do it. Personally, I just recommend a vibrator.

God, I miss sex. Though, it is nice to feel like a virgin again. No pressure.

Anyway, favorite puzzle in the game?
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>>125473754
yes he is. after you kill flowey and do another neutral run, you don't have to fight flowey. thus asgore is the final boss
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>>125475321
this is a good kind of lewd though. it's not about goatfucking or skeletonrubbing.
>>
I like to think that monsters copulate via soul sex and 'friendliness pellets'.

Which raises the question of how the heck monster masturbation works.
>>
>>125475416
This
my little brother loves PdP and sometimes i watch with him, the souls and bloodborne videos were good, only because you saw him gettin bored and dumping his dumb as fuck youtubesona to play "seriously" it was kinda cool.
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>>125475481
fuck
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>>125474908
I ERP on a regular basis, but I don't play humans.

>>125474971
Oh, well I guess a shy person like you will never get a girlfriend. I suppose you'll have to settle for the next best thing: smothering me with your groin for as long as I please in the hopes that I'll wrap my lips around your virgin cock once more.

>>125475140
Is it okay if I rub your cock all over my face until the scent seeps into my skin?

>>125475013
Yes I am.

>>125475363
Good boy. Sleep while all sweaty and smelling of testosterone and jizz. Make me sleep under the covers and maybe you'll get to shoot another load tomorrow.
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>>125474384
Sounds kinda like you're not comfortable with exploring your body. Did you grow up in like, a particularly conservative household? Y'know, with the whole "masturbation is sin, save yourself for marriage" shtick? It's pretty common for girls to have issues with that sort of thing when that's been pushed onto them.

I'd take the time to actually feel around yourself, see what feels good and what doesn't, and just go from there. Take it slow, don't try to rush or anything. Look at some porn and see if that does anything for you, too.
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>>125475516
Is sex/sexual pleasure REALLY that important though?
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>>125475725
No
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>>125475532
"friendliness onaholes"
>>
gib writing prompts

preferably spider or dadster
>>
>>125475714
So what videogames do you play slutanon?
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>>125475532
>Flowey tries to cum on your face after talking to you for 2 seconds
>He doesn't even invite you to dinner before
What a madman
>>
>>125475221
>it's not needed for procreation and whatnot.

Isn't orgasm both a reward and incentive for procreating?
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>>125472250
Nah, we're the ones who make fun of that shit, save for the times Tumblr leaks onto here.
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>>125475858
He playes shower with your dad simulator ;^)
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>>125475714
N-Now I really have to fap...

P-Please come back again?
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>>125475521
I suppose you're right.

I miss when all the lewdness was seemingly reserved for the spiders.
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>>125475831
Sans and Gaster blow up the school with a project for the Science Fair
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>>125475897
>rape

Only one party has to be willing for procreation, anon

Castrate all men

die cis scum
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>>125475379
As someone with a vagina who just masturbated, it makes your entire body tense up hard. It's tingly, it's warm, and if it's good it'll make you moan and curl your toes. Your eyes will roll back. You'll be really stupid and braindead for awhile before the afterglow dies out.

Seriously though, try different stuff. It's a shame to never experience it. I do it at least once a day it's so addicting.
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>>125475391

The only time to scream at Flowey is at the end.
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>>125469494
please harvest my sperm with your filthy mouth until i am dry
>>
>>125473815
>Sexualizing Papyrus
Wosh u self a thousand times over
>>
>>125475720
this is getting more personal, but since we're at the end of the thread it's probably okay to talk about.
i didn't, both my parents are anti-religious and have always been very open sexually and romantically, i think i was fucked up in that regard as a kid, i knew way too much about breeding and stuff like that (i watched a lot of animal planet too).
my mother's family also has a long history of sexual abuse, and she was a victim too, so she always made it clear to me that i never had to do anything i didn't want to.
the first times i got out there things seemed fine, but in retrospect it was just because i wasn't very experienced and didn't know it was wrong for me to hurt or feel numb, i thought it was just because it was new to me.

i feel very uncomfortable touching myself, but not touching others, having others touch me makes me nervous, but not uncomfortable, if you know what i am saying? it's weird.

maybe i'm just fucked up.
>>
>>125475714
what kind of characters do you play?
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>>125475714
I-I think I like it when you call me a good boy

God, what have you done to me, /utg/?
>>
>>125475831
Papyrus helping Alphys up from a slump of self-loathing.
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>>125475532
You fire pellets into something I guess.

God, brushing teeth hurts. I need dentist.
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>>125475714
I just came in huge thick ropes and it got all over my shirt thanks to you

I hope you're happy.
>>
>>125467668
>So how many times have you stroked your dick today,
fifteen,i came three times in the shower
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>>125473932
Me neither and honestly I don't care if I never do. For some reason I like looking at porn but the idea of ever having sex or even masturbating is actively unappealing to me and I don't know if something is wrong with me.
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>>125475897
Yes, but it's not physically necessary. I don't know if men can ejaculate without orgasm, but women's orgasm isn't needed at all to be able to make bebby.
>>
>>125476150
Your cries of wosh only makes me harder!
>>
/utg/ Undertale General Anonymous 12/15/15(Tue)12:52:58 No.125459668▶>>125462387 >>125467568 >>125474258

tfw no film adaptation Edition

Previous thread: >>125440867

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.

-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/

-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/

-Recommended Games
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc

-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale

-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
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>>125475725
Eh. I conflate it partially with my self esteem. Which is of course ridiculous, but what can you do?

Doesn't help that my pills kill my libido. You on any pills?
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>>125475897
Not for women, obviously. They don't need to finish for baby to happen.
That's just disregarding rape as well.
>>
>>125476343
epic tbhfam
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>>125476161
Or maybe you're asexual anon ? Everyone is different, you don't have to feel ashamed because you don't like to touch yourself.
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>>125476343
WOSH U SOUL
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>>125476343
go to sleep anon.
>>
>>125476343
It's like another shoah
>>
New thread when?
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>>125476343
Rekt
GG
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>>125476542
you're in it silly
>>
>>125475714
anon I won't cum at all if you turn out to be a guy
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>>125476631
Of course it's a guy you dumdum.
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>>125476374
What kinda pills are you on? And yeah, Yasminelle or whatever you call it.
>>
>>125475714
>>125474821
>Maybe you should add me on Steam.

What is it? I want to let you know how embarrassing it is that you've gotten me so hard (around family, no less!)
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>>125475858
I play Dominions and Isaac: Rebirth.

I have only 2.3 hours in Undertale.

>>125475972
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

>>125476118
I don't want you to ask.

I want you to beg.

>>125476186

Rape bait lesbian fox for les to straight, blackmail and cuckolding fun.
Rapist male fox for cuckolding, blackmail, musk and foot fun.


>>125476227
Good boys get blowjobs. Bad boys get handjobs while getting punished. Cum ends up in my mouth either way.

>>125476262
I'll be happy if you wear the shirt without washing it at least once.

>>125476268
Physically impossible. Secretly arousing.

>>125476631
No girl will ever like you. You're going to have to settle for a girlish guy like me. Or keep stroking your dick until you die, never having experienced the bliss of a warm, wet mouth around your twitching, thrusting shaft.
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>>125475880
Flowey's still just a kid.
He just thinks he's being really edgy and clever by saying he's firing "friendliness pellets" instead of actual bullets.
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>>125476738
Keep going you faggot
God, why the hell does this turn me on, what the fuck have you done to me
>>
>>125476161
Later changing opinion doesn't make it more right you know. If lack of knowledge protects from potential mental trauma, later learned knowledge that causes negative emotions isn't an improvement, just change.
People love to imply there's a lot more to sex that there actually is, when in truth there's only so much as you make there be.

I jerked off to weird paraphilias I had as a kid before puberty and was pretty ignorant about it. Later, I felt fucked in the head about it, but realized that since I was a different person, different rules apply.
>>
>>125476818
>>125476738
WOSH U LIFE
WOSH U SOUL
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>>125476747
I just hope I don't find a kid in the street who tells me that he's going to cum on my face and then shoot me with a fucking gun then
>>
>>125476738
Th-The last time you were here I saved all of your replies to me in a text file and sometimes I open it and fap to it

I-I know it's creepy, sorry
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>>125476738
>musk and foot fun
that's my fetish

and of course you would play foxes
>>
>>125476908
I think that goes without saying, anon.
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>>125476738
Is this Reika/Yuku/Bran?
>>
>>125476738
O-Okay, I'll be a good boy...
>>
There's not enough girls willing to indulge in my foot fetish around, anons. How do I change that?
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>>125477090
Become bi master race.
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>>125477090
You go after boys instead
>>
Bump limit reached, create new thread now.
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>>125477090
Get a fetish that isn't terrible
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>>125477090
wosh u soul with bleach.
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>>125476712
I'm on Zoloft and Focalin. I used to be on Risperidone, but I'm getting off of it. I might be why I am thinking more about sex.

Pills can really kill your desire for sex. Or sexual satisfaction. So, it could be a thing with your prescription. That's something to discuss with your psychiatrist.

My favorite puzzles in UT were the slide puzzles.
>>
BI MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN
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>>125477090
Cute boy feet
>>
Some nasty shit going on in this thread.
>>
What the hell is going on here?
>>
>>125477156
>>125477252
I ship it.
>>
>>125476027
>tfw no female masturbation partner
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>>125477318
Shitposting + lewdposting.
>>
>>125477249
I've already changed my pills two times because of sex drive, I'm honestly considering a spiral here because it's killing my sex life.
>>
>>125477156
>>125477161
>>125477276

Yeah, no sorry, it's not like I can change that I don't find guys atractive

>>125477209
>>125477228
I think my fetish is the most normal on this thread right now, honestly
>>
>>125476161
Nah, you're not fucked up. Trust me. If you don't find sex pleasurable or can't orgasm, that's fine. That's just how you are.

It's normal to be uncomfortable with touching yourself if you haven't done it much. If you manage to muster up the courage to try exploring yourself, I suggest maybe not touching yourself directly at first. Maybe have a cloth between your hand and where your touching, or even just bunch up a blanket and try rubbing it on yourself.

Don't bother with vibrators and dildos if you're still inexperienced - those'll probably be too much too fast and just end up hurting. Again, take it slow.
>>
>>125476738
Well at least you got good taste in vidya. Keep slutting it up I guess

give me a steam you fag
>>
>>125476738
What was your steam again?
>>
>>125477419
You can if you just look at enough weird porn mate :^)
>>
>>125477370
we are already past bump limit you dummy
>>
is it okay to masturbate to the skeletons
>>
>>125477419
Foot is kinda most vanilla fetish tier
especially considering all the sweaty cock worshipping gote lovers
>>
>>125477419
Feet aren't gender exclusive though. If you want to fuck feet, then find some feet to fuck.
>>
C'mon bros, let's make it to 1000 posts!
>>
>>125477564
>tfw sweaty cock worshipping gote lover
>tfw foot fetish

Take me away, Woshua
>>
>>125477558
Why do you care what other people think?
Masturbate to what you like faggot
>>
>>125477643
chirp chirp
>>
>>125477558
If they are IC, yes.
>>
>>125477551
Don't call me a dummy you booby.
>>
>>125477456
phoo, well, i will try this when i can
i dont know why i havent really thought of anything like that before
thanks anon!

thanks to everyone who listened in actually, sorry for blogposting
>>
>>125477090
hang urself, S/K.
>>
>>125477779
of by one!
>>
Is it ok to masturbate to being called Chara and fucked like the evil little slut I am?
>>
>>125476714
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/

>>125476818
I'm not going to keep going, anon. If you want to get off, you'll have to buck your hips against my hand yourself. Like a dog that desperately wants to get off humping its master's warm palm.

>>125476942
Gooooood. The more perverted your mind, the more you flip through porn while fapping, because the regular stuff begins to bore you. This increases the duration of your masturbation, which in turn increases your stamina. This means I get to choke on your delicious meat for just a little bit longer until you shoot your load down my throat.

>>125476962
Aren't I just the best?

>>125477063
Who?

>>125477076
You better be. Or else you'll be getting off to two fingers in your butt, a tongue gliding along the underside of your cock and a girlish hand stroking your shaft.

>>125477462
>>125477478
See first spoiler.
>>
>>125476161
>it's weird.
Sounds like the most normal thing actually. Only people who constantly have sex feel comfortable being touched by others just straight away.
And that's not most people at all. That's just loud extroverts, so you think everyone's like that.

You'd be surprised how many me would feel uncomfortable being touched by unknown person even though they were hot. Men just get less emotional regarding things like that, but there's also more pride to hold and they're therefore far less likely to talk about such feelings out loud.
>>
Everybody get in the undertale flockmod room.
>>
>>125477090
Girls are shit
>>
>>125477673
take us all away, someone needs to write more gote worship smut
>>
I sure do like Undertale.
>>
>>125477538
Well, since I.. don't actually want to do that, I won't, but whatever floats your boat, man
>>125477564
Yeah, also, it's said that 1 out of 5 guys has that fetish, so it isn't that weird, right?
>>125477626
Yeah, but it's not like it works if I don't like whatever is attached to those feet, does it?
>>125477831
no u
>>
>>125477889
no
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>>125477402
I know a girl who swears by them. My ex had one and it got dislodged, she was crying and stuck in bed for a weekend. So, I don't know wha to tell you.

Personally, condoms are probably all you need.
>>
>>125477948
welcome to /vg/, this your first?
>>
>>125477889
roleplay is right
That isn't
you should proably try to want to kill yourself, anon
>>
>>125478069
>>125478069
>>125478069
>>125478069
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>>125477940
Maybe I should give it a try.
>>
>>125477948
I SURE DO LOVE SEXPOSTING
>>
>>125477893
I'd gladly hump you like a dog faggot, problem is you ain't here right now
>>
>>125475714
i want to add you to steam but i cant becouse i never purchased any game
what do
>>
>>125477802
I think I know how you feel.
I just started using my hands this year. My whole life I just did it by laying on my stomach and rubbing my crotch on the bed until I felt good, always fully clothed. Exploring your body is scary, but it's a good thing. Just take it slow.
>>
>>125478062
Unfortunately, condoms hurt me a lot for some reason. I get burns. Might be because I am allergic to latex.
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>>125478123
I tried it, you should too, people like it.
>>
>>125478123
Do it

please
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>>125476738
>I want you to beg.
SUCK ME DRY
SUCK MY FILTHY NEET COCK DRY
MAKE ME CUM LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>
>>125477893
sluts, pay no mind, apologies.
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>>125478242
buy undertale
>>
>>125464548
>toby and yoko shimomura working together
Yes, just yes
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>>125477893
>Aren't I just the best?

you would be if one of your characters was an otter
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>>125477893
I-I keep bringing myself to the edge but then I stop and start again because I don't want this feeling to end. What should I do?
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>>125473940
Mettaton can smack my ass with that hand
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>>125467826
Asriel with hips
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>>125474138
Ahuhuhu, I'm still around.
Just waiting.
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>>125477893
>that gayass steam
perfect

I'll friend you once I get home from work then.
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>>125477893
added

I'm fucking blushing, I've never added an ERP anon before.
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>>125468939
>tank-top Chara
all of my yes
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>>125470669
>Payday 2
I guess the payday gang falls into the underground after their car crashes and now trying to get has much gold has possible?
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