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Inaugural yacht party edition.
last thread
>>125327105
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community (PS4)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
>Thread archive
pre split
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
current
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtaog/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>GTA San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
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First for not ded general
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>yachts
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xth for qt having a cute moan
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>>125426015
id fuck his boipussy t b h family
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>>125426015
friendly reminder that being gay is wrong
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Yachts have astrology names Aquarius, Pisces and cheapest one is "used" has worn paint and costs $7,000,000
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>/gtaog/ instead of /gtag/
So only gta online posts allowed?
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PS4 : callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-15 08:20:43
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>>125426015
thx <3
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>>125426149
Yes. We're moving on since nobody talked about sp or old games. New name, new start.
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>>125426141
>this is how many new vehicles we are getting
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>>125426149
We are having a split from /gtag/ so shitposters and haters of character posting can't bitch. GTAO is 99% of thread content yet we have to deal with autistic whining for the 1% of content betas. They can have a clean and pure (and dead) thread, free from avatar cancer. We can have our general the way it's meant to be.
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>>125426141
How much is the most expensive one?
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>>125426149
What are you talking about-
oh great fucking callmefaggot is shitposting again trying to force everything his retard ways that always fails, they even added back in their dead worthless crew nobody is in, they also removed/changed some info in the op
everyone just ignore this thread and let a PROPER thread get made, not this split shit
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Update when?
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>>125426394
>>125426394
second
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>>125426584
30 minutes
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>>125426584
1 hour 30 minutes
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>>125426726
really? fuck nice
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>>125426790
>30 minutes
Update in 30 minutes confirmed.
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>he spent his millions on the Halloween cars
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The middle tier yacht looks the best out of the 3
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>>125426901
>He didn't buy cars that will never ever be available again
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>>125426921
keep telling yourself and your girlfriend that "mediocre is best"
Your family knows how much of an ugly horse she is.
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>>125426231
This should be the standard body for all women tbqh
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>>125426984
they'll probably be available again in next year's halloween
if the game's still alive by then that is
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>>125426901
>he didn't just hack himself hundreds of millions
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>>125427212
>Roosevelt
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When will rockstar give us a biker update?
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>>125427297
six years ago
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>tfw at 27 million
Am I going to be able to afford anything at all?
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>>125427608
No. 70mil minimum. qt will need to whore himself out to some Arabian prince to get the new clothes.
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Mamba sounds like Franken Stange
Nightshade has a new sound similar to the Stirling GT
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11 minutes
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>>125427649
how the fuck do they expect people to make that much if you can maybe do pac stan in an hour and if you aren't a jew only making 470-500k per run
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New stats:
"YACHT_VEHICLE_ACCESS" = "Who can access the players yacht vehicles".
"GB_GANG_NAME", Name your organization
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>>125427689
Both are awesome sounds.
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>>125427915
fish stamps obviously
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So can someone expain why Karen has a bikini model?
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>>125428075
You could romance her in GTAO but Jewstar cut it sometime into development
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>>125428075
why are the base female tits so shit compared to that
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>>125428075
You know the fuck why
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>>125428075
Love interest in Agent DLC coming next year. Look how her suit is identical to the Dr. No swimsuit.
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>>125428126
Seriously the tits online are beyond depressing
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>>125428126
Tbh they are huge when you look at the side profile.
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>>125428264
They could fix it with "push up bras" in the clothing stores or just add a plastic surgeon that mirrors the creator but adds a titty slider.
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waiting
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>>125428651
yea but they sag like a motherfucker
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WHERE THE DLC @ SENPAI
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ITS OUT 2.8GBs
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how the fuck do i get steam to update?
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GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
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>>125428805
>>125428942
Screenshots or go home
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>>125428694
I meant Karen's, online tits are vomit worthy.
On the other news Rockstar game services are down for online, happening.
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whens it out on ps$
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No update yet on PS4 or XBO
49 minute countdown begins now
http://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
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>Female characters wear a bikini
>No tits at all
>Wear the newest sport shirts that came with lowriders DLC
>Cow tits
I don't even
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HOW DO I GET MY STEAM TO UPDATE
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>>125429362
keep restarting it the update is live
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>>125429362
>>125429472
the update is not yet live
i repeat
no
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>>125429472
thanks
it worked
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>>125429472
thanks
not working
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Can someone just please give me the name and version of a mod menu I can use to get money real quick before the new patch so I don't waste an hour trying random shit only to lose my chance?
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>http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52879/gta-online-executives-and-other-criminals-delayed
bravo
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>>125430065
>uploading 5 new models
>delayed
terrible bait if you ask me
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>>125430065
link didnt work
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How many 30 minutes until update?
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>>125430219
1 to 5
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ill wait
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>>125429974
>found mod called infamous
>actually works despite being easy as fuck
>everything works but the money mod
Fuck me please someone help
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friendly reminder to set aside some cash for the christmas surprise next week
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>>125430572
Dropping money isn't safe last I checked, look that up.
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>>125430572
You have to turn safe mode off to drop money
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>watching qt stream
>no memes in chat
>no russians or chinese shitting it up
>actually doing something besides jerking each other off in free roam
>she sounds really cute
i regret gta5 on pc
might buy ps4 to join her
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>>125430696
>her
hello reddit
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>>125427212
Yeah, they keep bringing the rusevelt back every year after all. Oh wait.
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Yacht "Spawnable Locations"
CAPTAIN_LAGO
CAPTAIN_CHUMASH
CAPTAIN_PACIFIC
CAPTAIN_VESPUCCI
CAPTAIN_LSIA
CAPTAIN_TERMINAL
CAPTAIN_PALOMINO
CAPTAIN_TATAVIAM
CAPTAIN_CHIANSKI
CAPTAIN_GORDO
CAPTAIN_PROCOPIO
CAPTAIN_PALETO
CAPTAIN_GENERIC_LOCATION
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>>125430683
Still not working
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>>125430845
What does it mean? We can't send it anywhere?
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>>125430851
Keep trying. The update came out 30 minutes ago
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>>125430925
No dumbass. That's where we can spawn it.
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>>125430956
Trying new mods? I'm even spawning
The money bags as objects but of course I clip through them
Fucki don't wamma have to sell all my cars for a yacht
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>>125430956
what about ps4?
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>>125429826
ITS LIVE NOW
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE LADS
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>>125431001
Fuck why can't people just give me the name of the one they use instead they have to act all elusive and pretentious about it like I haven't done it a few times already
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New sounds
https://soundcloud.com/funmw2/you-have-to-wait
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>>125431272
The "Halloween DLC" sounds were fake as fuck.
Zombie freeroam in 30mins guise
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>>125431323
https://soundcloud.com/funmw2/i-agree-with-his-dad
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>>125431059
nigga put that bitch in rest mode and go to bed thats what im doing
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>>125431409
it's like 9 in straya m8
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>>125431119
Oh wow it works when I select myself and choose give bag money cool .5 mil and counting
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>>125431516
bags are instant ban
enjoy missing the new content
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Is it really live for you people or are you lying to me?
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>>125431516
just a shame youll be banned right when the update drops in 30 minutes
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>>125431597
>>125431626
Worth it
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>>125431626
>>125431597
Samefag
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>>125431618
idk
im on PC and first people said 3 am...then 4 am...now its 4:04am and now people say 30 more minutes.
glad i fell asleep at 7 last night
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It's out for PS4 - XBO is usually 5 - 10 mins later
https://mobile.twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/676704399335563264
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>>125431618
is live on ps4, not sure about pc
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live on xbone
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>>125431890
fibber
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Oh fuck why wait pls let me rack up like 10 mil first
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>>125432005
>implying 10m can buy you anything that won't get you laughed at
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>>125431946
nevermind he right
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wait so the update hasn;t even come out yet whata RE you talking about? I was at work all day.
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How big is the update?
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>>125431685
desu this
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>>125432178
>I was at work all day.
s m h
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PS4 : callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-15 10:16:24
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UPDATE IS OUT PS4
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>>125432214
1.3 gigs
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>>125432214
3.5gb
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>>125425880
>/gtaog/
You had one job, anon.
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>>125432264
And I did that job.
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can we get some others on ps4 in our stream chat?
will me streaming soonish
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Update is live for PC, warehouse anyway.
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>>125432214
9 gigs
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>>125432104
fuck off. No update deserves this amount of funposting.
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>>125432214
14.7 gig
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>>125432519
Size so far.
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>>125432214
30 minutes.
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NINE! 9 GB update FUCK ME
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>>125431516
I warned you, lad.
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Prices are out! It's 6 mil for the base boat and then you upgrade by pouring money into it. It maxes at 8.5 million dollars. That's it. Everyone is going to have a yacht. The Luxor Jet is more exclusive.
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>>125432725
I thought you had fiber.
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>>125432761
i do its almost done
still... what if i didnt..
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>>125432749
I'm approaching 20 mil
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The turret limo is a pegasus vehicle sadly. 1.5 mil will get you it.
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is there a way to check on bans without updating? I won't be able to download this shit at work
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>>125432757
>Actually have a good idea of buying a boat and paying for upgrades so it's not a complete grindfest
>People can have boats without thousands of hours of grinding but the best shit costs fat stacks
>Still fail to have any sort of exclusivity
They missed the perfect chance. Why can't they stop fucking up?
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>>125432889
>mfw I have another account with 40 mil on it with a better name
Are bans ever even longer than 2 weeks?
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>>125432916
Gotta keep things within sharkcard range homie
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1.3GB on PC
>>125432979
2 weeks the first strike, 2 months the second and then it's permanent.
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>>125433018
Lol I've never been banned before, I knew I was in the clear
I just hope I get to spend the money
Should I rack up like 100 mil? It looks like I can just keep doing this despite the update being out
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Someone who already bought a yacht, does it have any vehicle storage?
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Fuck the yacht and shit, what cars and weapons did we get?
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Double clutch is back and a 5th apartment slot apparently.
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IT'S LIVE ON PC
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There's a crapload of new cars, new planes & new boats. The new houses only have 10 car garages still. Sorry.
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>>125431516
>>125431597
>>125431001
>>125430683
>>125430610
>>125430572
>>125430851
Dont turn off safemode and dont drop money
its insta ban
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>>125433127
Sure, you're gonna get flagged anyway. Spend it away.
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>>125433138
I swear I was doing that right before but it didn't work at all. Are you sure it's not placebo?
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streams back up
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playing it now
there are 3 yachts
the orion - 6 million
the pisces - 7 million
and biggest is the aquarius - 8 million
10 new cars 2 helicopters turreted limo is 1.6 million
houses are a bit weird stilt houses ranging from $450,000 - $800,000
you can buy the old apartments again at the classic locations again like eclipse towers and pick from a range of premade interiors they are labeled 'custom apartment' and go for about 1 million
doesn't look like you can customize the stilt houses although i haven't bought one yet
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>>125433250
for real?
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>>125433250
Still no option to preview the interior of a house before you buy it?
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XBone update size is 1328mb
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Can we own one more apartment/garage? this is the only real question i wanted to know.
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>>125433285
yep
all interiors are
modern
moody
vibrant
sharp
monochrome
seductive
regal
aqua
you select one and it shows you a preview image of the interior, im gonna wait for vids to go up of the interiors before i buy as the preview image is shit
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ANYONE NEWS ON BANS / ANTI CHEAT POST-UPDATE?
New Ban Wave? Mods still safe? Money etc???
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just told two cars. made 1.5 mil. only have 7 all together...ill be fine
its 1.3 gigs on PC
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>>125433375
Yeah. No idea if the yachts count as one or not though.
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PS4 : callmeqt314 (ID: !GQtsITF/1w)
2015-12-15 10:40:51
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>>125433323
nope on the real estate site when you select the listing for the stilt apartments it just shows a preview image of the house from the outside literally no way to see what the interiors look like inside
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can also now buy a 5th property
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>>125433481
BENDER
E
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D
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>download it
>look at it
>only stuff that's useful if you have friends
See you at Christmas.
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what about the faction?
did they fix it?
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Will steam let me download the update while playing it so I can keep hacking?
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>patch launches after all this hype
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
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Are there any new clothes? It's really the only thing that I care about.
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Guns? What are the pew pews?
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>>125433782
If you're poor
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>>125433481
C A S H G R A B
Btw what are those ballers? Armored or wut?
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also... relocating your yacht costs 25k
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>>125433853
A revolver and a switchblade.
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wtf i restarted my ps4 and it is saying i need to update but to 1.15 and it says cannot download. WHat the fuck is this shit?
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>no exclusive 30m+ yachts
>shitty cars
>no interior previews
another disappointment desu
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DOWNSHIFTING/DOUBLE CLUTCH/MID-DRIVE SPEED BOOST IS BACK LADS
10/10 UPDATE
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Update not appeared yet on 360.
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>>125434095
its coming out in 30 minutes
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>>125428253
Yeah, it's not tho.
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>>125434095
>360
M8...
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>1.3gb
Why. Also, daily reminder that crossfit not only will give you a nice body, but you will also be more confident and avoid crew drama.
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Post oper8or clothing.
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So anyone got the Yacht?
The fuck do they do
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>>125425880
What is extraction-Adv mode?
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>>125434451
extraction adversary mode
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>>125434029
PS3 used to have an error during updating 98/100 times sometimes making it nearly impossible
And now you have to pay for online
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>>125434498
oh fuck why did I click that dumb shit?!?! 10 minute fucking loading time.
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>>125434084
Does this mean there can be mods for manual transmission?
That would be the coolest shit ever
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>>125434501
i had to delete and re install this shit and it still says updating update 1.15 8.942 gb
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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
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Are the yachts really only like 5-8 mil? Maybe I'll be able to get one someday after all.
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>Revolver
At long fucking last.
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So are the yachts just another house?
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Are bath robes available or just a hope?
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It's nice to see they haven't tried to top the retarded IGG prices.
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>Players can now select to have bare feet via a new option in clothing stores in GTA Online.
Filthy.
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>>125434731
>swimming with shoes
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>>125434712
They are available.
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>>125434704
Basically. Though there is the option to set up some sort of defence system, allowing you to decide who can pass by it or something like that.
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>can't go out onto the patio
I'd be okay with getting blown up if it were possible.
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>ARMORED SCHAFTER
OOH SHIET NIGGAHS
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>>125434680
Min 6mil
Then you add on customisation option, like gold fittings, different lighting schemes, colour of the yacht, flag, name of yacht.
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>>125434845
>>125434861
Finally. Good time to be from small chinese villages.>6k
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So is it only the three new apartments that can be customised?
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>>125434928
+ other armored cars
we wannabe kuruma plebs now
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Are the patch notes out yet?
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>>125434915
what do the stilt houses look like inside? are they big? and can you customize them?
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Wait, so we got new Armored cars? Fuck.
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>>125434962
Sounds pretty neat. Any idea what flags can be added? I'd love a union jack on there.
>>125435028
Literally a few posts above you
>>125434674
>>
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>>125434889
That's real fuckin neato, but too bad everything you do for money is detached from the persistent world
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yachts are pretty customizable. you can add lights and change paint jobs, but holy fuck it racks up the price a couple million
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>>125435078
Like all the flags you can get for marshall, union jack, england, soctland, wales, japan, france, usa etc
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>>125433481
What's with the variable prices on the Cognoscentis and Baller?
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Well this is pretty neat. If you launch a job from the map you now have the option of hosting or not.
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>>125435148
Better start grinding then.
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>>125435148
Can't wait for our flags.
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>two extra property slots in quick succession
>right after old gen support ended
gee, i wonder who was behind this stagnation.
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>>125435030
Pretty spacious, but for some reason you have to go outside to enter your garage; can't enter from inside the house.
I think only the big non-stilt houses are customizable.
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>>125434928
Time to ditch the fucking Kuruma.
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>>125435170
Regular and armored variants
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>>125435272
>no flip flag
but m-muh pride
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>>125435412
Armoured... as in completely bulletproof like the Kuruma?
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Anyone up for crew sessions?
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>>125435490
Start one. Post IGN.
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What are the yatch costs?
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>>125435608
Making one. -Blater-
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>>125434674
>Improvements have been made to anti-cheat measures.
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Wtf is this VIP thing.
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Bedroom of one of the new apartments. It also has a waterfall decoration thing in the hallway.
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>>125435371
Does it shoot?
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>>125435637
this
join blater guys
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>>125435742
What does it have to do with GTA?
Also, I'd be fine with all the food being low carb.
>>125435637
'aight
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JOIN
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Two questions
Is there a 5th apartment slot
If so, do yachts take an apartment slot or can we get a fancy new apartment and a yacht?
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>>125435748
New apartments are considered high end and go host heists from them.
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>Have 5 million
>Want everything
Fuck. Shouldn't have bought those useless cars when they were on sale.
>>125435879
There's a 5th slot at least, no idea about the other question.
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>can't buy the cars in story mode to test them out
Thanks Rockstar
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>>125435856
>normietimbers still playing
I missed his voice.
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>>125435896
Heist rooms are the same, I take?
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Wait, just so I'm clear.
The only custom apartments are in fucking Eclipse?
Do I really have to live at chrome Akuma central?
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>>125435964
Yeah, its exactly the same.
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>>125435805
I accidentally wrong thread.
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>>125435942
you can try them out in solo races
can't check the modding options that way but it's better than nothing
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>>125433481
>nightshade
>600k
kill me
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UPDATE WHEN?
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>>125436070
I know how it feels. Posted an entire reply on /esp/ about how this game feels broken after every update.
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>>125436037
FYI, I couldn't access the garage from inside the house of the new apartment. No idea if its like that for all of them or not.
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>>125435879
There is a 5th apartment slot and no, yachts do not count towards that limit. You can have 5 apartments and a yacht.
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>>125430993
What car is this
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>>125436254
>a decent looking female
impressive
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>>125436281
MUH DICK
Good update for once.
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Come to think of it, me and the lads were looking for the mansion spots and we failed miserably.
Literally missed all the spots.
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>christmas update was also downloaded
time to datamine
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>Pajamas
>New bikinis and bikini bottoms
>No new dresses
Damn it, Rockstar.
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>>125436389
Bitch please.
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>>125436550
>the prices
Jesus Christ.
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So how do I become a bodyguard?
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>>125436587
you ain't even trying
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>Aim type will no longer be reverted when returning to Freemode from a Job. Players that choose to change their aim type in order to join a Job will now keep this aim type when returning to Freemode after the Job.
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>>125436550
>red silk
Fucking slut
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>2 fuccboi bodyguards and VIP come at me in armored limo
>wreck em
>They all respawn next to each other
For what reason
:V
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>>125436716
>that gigantic ugly chin
Get some taste faggot.
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>every single new house has the same interior
>reused the same old garage layout when it makes no sense whatsoever
lmao how fucking lazy can you get
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>>125436742
Oh great.
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Verlierer has a really good amount of custom options for it.
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>>125436759
Well bodyguards wouldn't be much use if they're spawning 2 blocks away while someone's tearing your ass up
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>Fixed some issues related to vehicle drifting and double-clutching, thanksto feedback from the racing community.
Does this mean what I think it means?Do I need to reacquire a Banshee
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>>125436785
It ain't big when you leave the char creation, "faggot".
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>>125436791
>>every single new house has the same interior
That's nice to know at least, then I can make a easy decision on what I want.
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>>125436947
Yes, it's fixed thankfully. I don't even use double clutch but, having my car engine lock up around every corner after braking was really annoying.
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What horror.
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>Hours to download through launcher
>3 minutes to download the same file through my browser
Same as every update.
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So if I'm a bodyguard and a /vg/ fellow clan member attacks my VIP am I allowed to shoot him the fuck down?
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>A new option, Filter Quick Job Content, has been added to the Online pause menu. Players can choose to filter by: Any, Rockstar Created Only and User Created Only content when launching via Quick Jobs.
It finally happened.
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>>125437404
It only took them until the game was dead.
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>>125437404
It's been 2 years. People have died waiting for this. Memes have rotted, been revived and died again. 4-5 crews have come and gone.
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How do you become a VIP? Does it happen by just buying a yacht?
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so how do i become vip?
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>finally get ssd
>yes I can play without 5 minute loading screens
>go to play
>hackers fucking everywhere
Welp
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>>125437695
>>125437728
Buy a yacht then pay $1 million in the interaction menu.
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>>125435748
>great another large bed to sleep in alone
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>you now can own 5 properties
Wow how generous. Genuinely didnt expect that but still doesnt make up for only 10 slots in the garage.
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>>125437881
i want a third character
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>>125437809
>all this new shit that I bought
>no friends to share this with
such is life with NEET friends too poor to buy a game
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whats the difference between stilt apartments and regular ones?
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>>125438142
Stilt are on stilts in the hills
Custom apartments can be modified
Normal apartments are normal
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>>125438114
It's about time they opened up those other two locked slots
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Well, all the customizeable apartments are in Eclipse. So, I hope everyone is ready for Eclipse to be Saudi Arabia again.
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>>125435856
hey I played with you earlier on that server with the apple kid that was hacking and spawning tanks for everyone.
I killed you a few times in cold blood.name was hellsscope
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>still no armored Patriot
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>>125438287
I remember. You're the guy with the furry avatar, right?
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>>125438520
>furry avatar
I never picked an avatar, it better not have defaulted to something gay.
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so what does vip do exactly? it costs a million does it last forever or what?
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Which Fun Menu still works/is safe?
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>get a menu before the update
>do nothing but spawn money, cars, random shit, god mode, teleport for the last few days.
>dont get banned
ayyy
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Do you people still use the GTAG crew on PS4?
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>>125439039
yes on righ now
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R* apparently fixed the topless casco which you could get "legit" for a while (buying casco was glitched)
fml
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>only one of the stilt houses have a pool
I really want a pool, but I know I'll have to share a spawn point with a gorillion people.
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>>125439157
Only 3 of them even have accessable decks & look presentable. Most of them look awful.
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New main menu option
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>>125439273
Fuck, only have 3 options ever. Story mode, settings, and quit.
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the SWB schafter is a sports car instead of a sedan
why
both cognoscentis are sedans
I still don't know what to buy because I want a fast one and an armored one and I also have a Kuruma and boroughy hasnt uploaded anything just yet and I dont want to wait
fuck
you can also take a selfie and make it your RSC avatar
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>only six million
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Does becoming a VIP mean all sessions i go to i'm a VIP?
Also are the VIP uniforms available to purchase?
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>>125438124
its not that, but:
>real life friends dont have a PC powerful enough to run GTA
>any friends I make online eventually disappear from the game for some reason
>stop playing for few weeks at a time for other games
>hop back online every so often to get killed by randoms\
At least I have you, large bed
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>>125439536
Base Price
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>VIP
Buy now to rice your weapons
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I thought we'd get the Tampa as well in this update.
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>>125439370
>the SWB schafter is a sports car instead of a sedan
>why
Because Blista Compact is a sports car and Moonbeam is a muscle car.
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First impressions of the armored Schafter LWB
New engine note, classed as a sedan with comparable performance. Characteristics are on par with any sedan that is armored up at LSC; can ram fine but not spectacularly nor can it hold its ground when rammed in kind, especially t-bones or fender clips. Doesn't have that weight bonus seen on the Armored Kuruma basically. Windows are bullet resistent and not bullet proof; Takes about ten rounds from small arms to spider and another five to shatter completely. So a micro-smg would have to expend half an extented mag just to get a shot in. The vehicle itself can tank a single RPG though.
All in all they feel like starter kits, armored tires and 80% body armor by default but if you have the Kuruma then there's no functional point in using these unless you like how they look.
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>>125439330
Have you played through the story mode prologue yet?
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>>125439806
Yes. I also need to accept the terms and conditions every time I go online, so clearly something's fucked but whatever.
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I still have my high end apartment from launch. Can I edit the interior or do I have to spend good goy points on a new place?
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god damn so much cool shit and i have to leave in 10mins. ill join the fun laterf.am
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>>125439858
gotta spend funbux to buy more shark cards :^)
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>>125439136
No big loss, the faulty window frame killed it.
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>>125439804
Schafter V12 is best in all stats for sedans
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>You can sit in the hot tub
The extra two million was worth it just for this.
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>>125438489
>Still can't buy the Duke of Death online
I just want to be mad in the Senora desert.
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[dance hall days intensifies]
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Anybody buy one of the penthouse apartments yet?
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>>125440127
Looks very comfy. Even more so when snow rolls around.
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Any of you that bought the Yacht please tell me if you can rename your Yacht.
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patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/215741387--12-15-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-31-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-
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Wheres the Tampa?
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>tfw enough cash to buy the yacht
>tfw not enough friends to enjoy it with
this is what Michael meant
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>>125440216
You can.
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>>125440205
Yeah, I actually don't regret spending 10mil on it, I thought I would for sure.
Also, all the vehicles that spawn at the yacht are color-coordinated to the color you pick when buying it.
>>125440216
Doesn't seem like it.
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>>125440127
On the website it say you get a chopper with it.
Is that BS?
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>>125439741
christmas surprise
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>keep adding new shit
>never fix what's already there
okay
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>>125440090
The stats in the game don't mean shit, we need some laptime and top speed tests.
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>>125440337
No, the chopper always spawns on the rear helipad, the one on the front is for coming in, I guess.
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"you can now own a 5th property"
based
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>>125440368
The new patch notes have about a hundred lines for fixes.
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>>125440427
>>125440319
that looks like shit, please fucking stop posting pc.uck
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$25k every time you want to move the yacht
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>>125440524
ph-photoshop!
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>>125440524
Does the yacht actually physically move or just teleport?
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>>125440524
Gotta choose between bombing a guy's lowrider or moving your fancy boat, anon.
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Remember, goys, even though Rockstar has made over $2,000,000,000 from GTA Online, they need your "support" in order to release a couple new vehicles every few months.
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>>125440628
Cutscene.
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>>125440523
Noted.
>>125440628
It plays a little cutscene, toots the horn, and teleports to the new place.
I got placed right at the end of an airport runway and my AA defenses shot down jetshitters 3 times.
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>>125440368
but does it fixgtao being bad
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all these things are fucking expensive, how the fuck are you suppose to get cash for them? did they increase payouts of missions by a fuckton?
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It's like they're encouraging people to hack their shit up.
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>>125440784
You just need to do Pacific Heist for the 872827th time!
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>>125440663
Once you get it where you want it I doubt anyone will move it that much. It also works as a spawn point. You can call your captain and request air or sea vehicles to reach the boat, and if you're on the boat you can have him deliver your car to the closest shore. I'm not sure if this shares a cooldown with the normal mechanic delivery.
Also, the revolver looks good in platinum, but Rockstar really needs to get at least one guy in their team that knows about guns. Just one, to tell them how hammers and sights work.
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Guys which fun menu works and is safe now?
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Yachts everywhere
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>>125440973
Holy shit lol that gun.
Even those chinese-made plastic toys are more accurate than that.
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>>125440683
I feel physically sick
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>they still didnt make a garage menu to switch cars between garages easily
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>125440784
shark cards
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>>125439626
you'll top out at about 10mil on the highest yacht
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>>125441063
This is how you use sights, right? You're supposed to line them up like a Tetris T-block, right?
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>>125441061
I give it about a month until they nerf or remove the Yacht defence system when the reddit babbies start complaining
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>Fixes have been implemented to improve game stability and performance for both Story Mode and GTA Online.
Does this mean less stuttering in some areas like the airport?
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>>125441206
bad image, aim at the sky faggot
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>>125439136
>all thse grampa cars
baka desu senpai
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Where's all the clothing from the trailer? I saw new leather jackets, one being a quilted bomber jacket for men. A lot is missing here.
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>>125441287
Too late, I already closed the game.
Guess you'll just have to take my word for it.
And the little flick animation for taking out and putting away the switchblade is nice, it's probably going to be my go-to melee weapon now.
>>
>>
Just came back to the gaame, that Lamar/bennys update is brilliant, the music everything so well done.
Accidentally threw abou 600k into a Voodoo then and forgot how I use to make money, I couldn't afford a yacht ticket at this point.
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can you park the turret limo or do you need to call Pegasus?
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>>125441382
pegasus, like every other vehicle with functioning guns
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>>125441331
Oh, you can only equip that stuff if you become VIP, then go to the menu for it and select "style". Each style has a set uniform for the VIP, and two options of uniforms for your bodyguards, which I never saw.
There are a lot of things in those outfits you're going to be mad that you can't buy, trust me.
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>>125441250
Yeah most likely. It's not even worth visiting a Yacht, all you can do is sit in the hot tub.
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>>125441291
classic car garage with two tow vehicles if needed
I also have a weeabo garage, a classic murrica garage (manana, emperor, frankenstange, hotknife, peyote, tornado), a mixed one with bikes and muscle cars and probably will fill the new garage with sports, highend sedans and supers
themed garages are best garages
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>only custom apartments are in Eclipse
Don't make me do it, R*.
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>>125441596
yeah, fuck that
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do VIP pay their bodyguards directly out of their pocket? Do you have to be a VIP to unlock the new missions?
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>nothing for Story Mode since god damn ever
fucking online mode, i just want to explore the map with the three protags
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r8 the update lads.
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Can someone explain what all this VIP/Bodyguard shit is?
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>load up game
>drive to airport
>still can't fly to north yankton or liberty city
>buy a yacht
>still can't sail to north yankton or liberty city
Game is still utter shit.
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>>125442090
Richfags can hire fuckbois so you can get paid to cause shit with other players.
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you pay 75$ per apartment utility charge
you pay 1000$ for the yacht
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>>125442090
pretty sure theres some locked mission content behind it.
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What's the payments for being a bodyguard?
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>>125442125
(You)
>>
Pc gtag request
sc: xleon_sc
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Is infamous still working? or is there a better menu?
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>>125442359
5-10% off a sharkcard of your choosing every month
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wtf is this shit, can't even test drive vehicles on story mode
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>>125442125
>waah they should have released an entire full game in a free update
>>
Reminder:
When boarding a ship in civilian attire and the national ensign is flying, you will halt at the gangway, at attention, and face aft. You then turn to the OOD at attention. If you are returning to your own ship, you say, “I request permission to come aboard, sir/ma’am.” The OOD salutes and says, “Very well” or a similar expression. When you board a ship other than your own, you say, “I request permission to come aboard, sir/ma’am.” You should then add the purpose of your visit. The OOD will then say, “Permission granted” or “Permission not granted.” When you are leaving a ship in civilian attire, the procedure is reversed. You stand at attention in front of the OOD first and say, “I request permission to leave the ship, sir/ma’am.” After receiving permission, you then stand at attention facing the ensign (if it is flying) and depart.
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>>125442667
#rekt
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>>125442776
Glad to see you recovered from your stroke with only mild side effects anon.
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>6mil
meh that's lame
wanted it to be 50 mil so it would be exclusive to only the best and my epenis would erect even more.
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>>125442776
>>
>999mb update
>fine
>512mb update
>failed
>failed
>gta v is not installed
>failed
help what the fuck, it keeps redownloading, I ran as admin and its installed properly.
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>>125442835
>best
That's a funny way of spelling 'those who cheat'
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>>125442963GET A CONSOLE,works every time
>>125442992
Where you think you are? PC crew is nothing more than begging for cash. Community is trash with very little respect among crew members. Everyone wants moneyz moneyz.
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>no Tampa
WHY?
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>>125443149
fuck off qt
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where are the rest of the clothes seen in the trailer?!
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Anyone got an updated fun menu? Can't be bothered for my one to update
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>>125442667
Thats why its called GTA Online update
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How do I activate boat anti air weapons and how do I kick pro people off my boat?
>>
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>>125443181
xmas surprise sometime next week
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>>125443219
become vip and in the interaction menu you can set the clothing style of your organization the boss has unique look and so do the bodyguards there's a few different themes like bond Blofeld, chinese mafia, business man, military and a couple others
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>>125443284
>he didn't buy the $3 million plank needed to kick people out
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>>125443396
Sweet any infos ?
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I'm going to recruit every IGN crew member and bully gtag.
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Don't buy any of the new cars.
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>>125443320
>>125443450
FUCK that so much
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>>125443583
Fuck you I bought that shit immediately and will enjoy using it for at least a few weeks.
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Well, I just got a yacht dropped on my cognosenti. Those enhanced anti-cheat systems really did their job for 2 hours.
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>>125443697
>being a disgusting fucking pc.uk
stay mad kiddo
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>>125443545
You don't even have a pc though
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>>125443589
btw you only need 1 million to activate it and it doesn't take away the money from you, so technically it's free but you need to have a million in the bank
really pissing me off not being able to keep some of these outfits
also you can only be vip for 4 hours then there's a 11 hour cooldown.
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>>125443697
qt pls go
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>>125443928
theres no hackers on the ps4
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What are the differences between these new cars? Why are there two versions of each? Why is one more expensive than the other when both can be armoured?
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>>125444075
one version is longer
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So what's with the updated interiors for apartments, and how customizable is the custom apartment?
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>>125444180
...but they all can seat the same number of people.
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>>125444075
one is longer, the interior is a different color & a couple of the trimmings are different. That's it.
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>>125444260
Aesthetics anon, it's not a complex idea. Longer cars clearly mean you have a bigger penis so of course those are going to be more expensive.
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>>125444196
Not very. There's like 6-8 different preset interiors.
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>>125444196
barely customizable you can only get a customizable apartment in the eclipse tower, you have to buy the apartment again to customize it which costs about 1 million and the only customizing is just picking 1 of 8 preset interiors
bravo rockstar! yacht is by far the best part of the dlc and the vip system
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Noice.
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>>125444196
Every stilt house has the same interior and you cannot change it. You're paying for the unknown view. There are 3 customizable apartments you can own, only located in Eclipse, with about 8 preset designs. The prices range from 800,000 to 1,100,000. The interior selection does not affect the price, meaning the price has something to do with the view that you cannot see until purchasing.
>>125444260
Welcome to GTAO, where you pay extra for superficial shit.
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>15 mil down the drain like it's nothing
why do I need 4 different helicopters is beyond me
>>
Cognoscenti obsession condenses
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>>125444450
Thinking of buying it. What do you think of it?
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>>125444450
>dat shadow
Nice car blater
>>
Starting stream twitch teevee /freesnakes
Going in completely blind
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>>125444923
Breddy gud. It's got speed, but handles like a muscle car and needs about a mile to break.
10/10 would smoke Zentornofags again
>>125444953
I don't get it.
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>>125445136
Blater took the picture
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>>125445194
No, I took the picture.
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>>125445194
literally who
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well, got the most expensive apt, nightshade, some new bikinis and a yacht. now i can go back to not playing again
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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>>125440784
>>125440785
These things arent expensive except the yacht but thats kinda the point, and its still not that much. Yiu arent entitled to own everything m8
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>>125445361
i probably wont play until killatomate releases his handling.meta for the new cars
driving could be so much fun if R* didnt decide against fun
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>>125445136
I think he's trying to imply that Blater is fat. It's probably Krop, who is angry that the crew still has fun despite the fact that a few annoying, egotistical retards "left" and constantly try to spam drama in the thread.
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Why aren't none of you niggers playing?
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>>125445795
theres a crew session going on for the past 3-4 hours
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>>125445850
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>125445764
My lawyer Jewish
He work hard
He put in work
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>clothes locked behind shitty VIP mode
This is such utter trash
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>>125445136
Just bought it and customized it. This is miles better than the nightshade, holy fuck
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>>125445246
Yes, blater took the picture.
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>>125445943
it's awful there's some really cool outfits as well, i've tried every possible method to save the outfits it's impossible
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>>125446153
>not meme res
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>>125445943
Once again fun is restricted to menu users.
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>>125444450
can you change the exhaust of it?
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>>125446504
Your only options are side pipes or slightly larger side pipes.
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>you respawn with wanted levels now
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>>125446564
ARE YOU BUYING SHARK CARDS YET
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>>125433167
no it isn't.
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Oh my god
They actually fixed mission matchmaking
You can pick a specific job, and it will first search for active lobbies first, and then offer you to make your own
It only took 4 years
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>>125445943
>go VIP to access bitching turtleneck + jacket combo
>find out you can only have it on by selecting a premade costume and you can't change the jacket or anything else
fucking cuc.kstar
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>>125446690
it is 99.9% of the time
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>>125446954
I gave myself 85m yesterday, bought a yacht today and all the new weapons.
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>>125446954
no it is not
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The yacht is pointless. No girls on board and the interior is eh. Oh well let the general die again until it starts to snow at Los Santos
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>>125448027
its fun for fighting other 'organisations', have to get onto their boat and kill VIP
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>>125447957
>want the new body armour for outfit
>only available as bodyguard
Well fuck that shit. Who thought this was a good idea?
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>>125448147
97% of players play Autoaim so there is no fun in anything. How can people play Slasher gametype is beyond me with autoaim.
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>another shitty update for rockstar's shitty SHITTY GTAO
where the fuck is the singleplayer content R*
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>>125448292
Someone post these new clothes already, please.
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Where are the VIP jobs or something? Are there any or is it just freeroam "Kill The VIP"/"Survive As VIP"?
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>>125447971
yes it is
unless u got some secret mod nobody else has
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>>125448418
>autoaim is shit
>uses auto shotgun
you're not really any better
Free aim assault rifle master race
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so this update was a complete dud. It's just a gimmicky money sink.
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>>125448880
yep
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>turtlenecks
fuck you rockstar update story mode already
fuck you underage faggots for giving them ez money for the online
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>tfw most sessions suddenly are comfy now that people barely use mod menus anymore because they are afraid to get banned
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>>125449536
It's not that, they just haven't been updated yet.
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Finally 4k memes, based PC gaming
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So once someone evades the missile system and lands on the yacht, they just respawn on it. There's no way to get them off the ship, even if you're a VIP, so you might as well abandon it or keep dying over and over again. There doesn't seem to be any rewards for killing the VIP or surviving as a VIP. Bodyguards get paid the same amount, no matter the outcome. There's no jobs connected to it either. You can even buy the lowest boat at 6mil & upgrade/alter it over time, which means that EVERYONE has at least the base one. There is no new gameplay to be had with this update. It's an expensive money pit, which will result in being alone, empty ship with nothing to do.
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>>125449672
Seriously, is there anything to gain from being a VIP at all? or killing one? how much do bodyguards get payed, and does the VIP pay them? or is it just like good sport bonus out of thin air type deal?
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i just applied, name's Tidium. sorry for breaking this number
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>>125449672
> It's an expensive money pit, which will result in being alone, empty ship with nothing to do.
so it's a tumblrcon boat?
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The handle on this thing really ruined the look of the gun for me.
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>>125449960
You get some perks for being the VIP. Being able to spawn certain vehicles instantly, you get special outfits and that's about it. I couldn't do anything else. Killing one results in nothing. I don't know how much the bodyguard gets paid & it just comes out of thin air.
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v1.31 funmenu???
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>>125450759
There's also some exclusive weapon skins but it only seems to be on a couple things.
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I hope the infamous guys will take their time with updating the mod menu. All those fucking kids gonna be on suicide watch if they actually have to play the game without godmode.
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>>125449960
There's some freeroam game modes. Literal time trials. One is as a VIP and your team of bodyguards, rob a bunch of stores in a time limit. It's things like that. There's also PVP things where you challenge another organization in your current lobby. In other words, it's a bunch of stuff no one will ever use.
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>>125446757
This. I want that Tai chi blazer for maximum Chinese secret.
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If I'm expected to pay 100,000 to 600,000 dollars on simply a view, it would be nice if I could see the view before purchase.
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>>125451691
You think too much goy.
Buy sharkcards.
>>
Post mansions
>>
This is your friendly neighborhood cuck test.
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>>125444470
For those wondering you choose the initial style upon purchasing the penthouse (but you dont get a preview of said initial style) and if you want to change it just go to the M menu while inside and pay around 250k for a new style.
Only blessing here is that they actually DO give you a preview of the other styles before purchasing.
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>>125452149
And the word filters are no more! LET THE MEMES RAIN, SENPAI!
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>get kicked out of vehicle by hacker
>trouble syncing data
>kicked
"improved anticheat" at work guys.
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So does this VIP shit change anything? And does working for the VIP pay good? What do you have to do, just protect him?
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>>125452401
"Improved anti-cheat"=money bags give less money. I'm serious.
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>>125452670
Serisouly?
So instead of spending 3 seconds to get 100k I have to spend 6?
Well done Rockstar, I am never going to spawn money ever again.
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>>125452670
any news on 1.31 menu??
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>all those new fatigues and clothes
>can't buy any of them
Does anyone know if buying VIP lasts beyond you current lobby? Or do we have to buy it every time we get on?
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>>125452848
VIP is 6$ a month
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>>125446164
Lol you didn't try very hard then I have custom operator outfit from bodyguards
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>>125453105
pray tell.
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>>125452649
I think jobs average to 30k for 10 minutes work
They are quite fun
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>>125453293
No you fuckwits ruin everything all the time last thing I want to see is dipshit youtubers telling everyone how to do it
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>Those yacht prices
Shark card conspiracy theorists and script kiddies/script kiddie enablers BTFO
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>>125453418
then what the fuck are you posting about it for idiot
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>>125452848
You don't have to buy it at all, apparently
All have to do is have about $1M in your bank and apparently that option is free for you
You do have to wait 12 hours if you decide to quit though so it probably does last
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>>125453426
They should've been double the price honestly.
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>>125453485
Bragging rights it was quite simple trick someone else will find out how it's done
Going to enjoy at least 24 hours being the only one with awesome new content
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>>125453509
they are literally useless though
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>>125453606
They're useless for everything except showing people you blew a bunch of money on a yacht , which means a not very expensive price goes against their purpose.
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>>125453606
Still, every single session I join there are at least 2 of them already.
Should've been more expensive.
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>>125453603
>Bragging about being able to tell lies on the internet.
Congratulations, sport.
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>>125453603
except you have no bragging rights because you have no proof.
What you have is asperger's
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>>125453485
Isn't it obvious? He's either lying or using a menu to do it.
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So, I'll be the first to ask.
>Best new house based on customization, view and position?
>Best new car?
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>been waiting since launch for a Shelby Cobra
>finally here
All of my cum.
It does seem to get it's front axle bent easier than all the other cars though.
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>>125453606
Just as useless as having another apartment that does the same shit you already can do. Or buying another car that isn't better than other cars, except looks different.
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>>125454140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53nX_Au-pcI
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VIP/Body Guard is actually pretty fun with the right people, it's a shame that we can't keep the outfits.
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Can you buy more than one yacht?
I got 300mil burning a hole in my pocket.
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Anyone know of performance difference between the long wheel base and standard editions of the new cars? I'm assuming the armored versions are slower.
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Can you upgrade your yacht after you've bought it, or do you have to buy the fittings and shit that you want when you first buy it?
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>>125453824
>>125453848
>>125453964
Nope unfortunately I've got errands to do but willing to compromise
You can buy the information from me cheap of course
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>>125454428
>being this autistic
I love 4chan.
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>>125454428
here's another reply for you
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>>125454404
You can modify it on the site later.
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>>125454569
Neato, thanks. No way that I'll want to save up a shitton at once.
Can you upgrade to the 3 different kinds of yachts too? Not that that would be that big of a problem for me.
>>
KEK KEK KEK
KEK
KEK
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>>125454428
>I've got errands to do
Sure you do. Here's your (You) that you're frantically updating for.
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>>125454464
>>125454495
Welp I can only offer, youtubers can make couple hundred from this information and I simply as for something small like 20 bucks or a game
I'm not the guy who is butt mad about rockstar you guys
Post email if interested
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>>125454664
You can.
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>>125454765
[email protected]
Do you accept subway gift cards as payment?
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>>125452670
Oh for fucks sake. Really?
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Can someone post the new outfits?
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>>125454240
Does the game force you to wear VIP/Bodyguard outfits during the activities, or can you wear your saved outfits? I need more excuses to wear my cop uniform.
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The VIP stuff is garbage if you're not a bodyguard. 15 guys protect one guy against 2 guys for 10 minutes. They huddle in some corrugated shithole with miniguns, and being a non-bodyguard is a waste of time.
If you want money, spamming the contact missions is still your best shot
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>buy nightshade
>looks fucking tough
>get in it
>its basically silent
>engine sounds as loud as an electric car
sold it right after.
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did they fix that shit in heists where you'd get booted out after finishing the setup due to incompatible game or some shit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAkSxHOMyg
Massacro BTFO
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>>125455302
What's to fix? It's a feature.
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>Rockstar editor can't record the boat name
I named it "Famous Last Words"
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>>125455476
>drag race
Not even going to watch it. I'll wait for something that's applicable to actual driving, not going in a straight line at the airport.
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>>125455558
>That stiff flag
Stop taking screenshots right at the beginning of the clip. Let it play for a couple seconds so the physics can initiate.
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>>125454140
sexist pig kill yourself
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>>125455558
Named mine SS Lance Vance.
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>>125455608
The point is that Massacro's strength is top speed. There are way better cars than Massacro for regular lap racing.
With the V12, Massacro loses its one redeeming feature.
>>
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Which of the new penthouses has the best view? Only one I see only one I see on youtube is the most expensive one which doesn't have a very nice view.
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>>125455558
Should have called it DUDE WEED
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>>125455716
That's near the end
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>>125456067
Then don't exit out after setting a camera point or rewind. The point is, learn how to use the editor better.
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>these cunts telling me the aks-74u was coming
Why would you lie on the internet.
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>>125455809
Bitch
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>>125454836
Thanks senpai. I'll just buy the 6 million one now then.
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>>125455158
Nope, outfits are on permanently till you stop being a body guard.
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>that leg room
Driving this thing looks really uncomfortable.
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>>125454382
I assume the long wheel base models have more traction when turning but have a smaller turn radius than the normal models.
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>>125435371
Welp, reinstalling
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>>125456595
>shelby cobra
>comfort
I think you missed the point of the car.
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>>125456245
>>125456245
i'll post tits if you stop being mean
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>>125456546
Fuck thaaaaat.
Thank you for confirming it for me, though.
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>>125454765
shut the fuck up
>>125454870
>>125454916
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/save-vip-outfits.1421687/
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Juboz0 here, requesting invite for PC GTAG.
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>>125441061
How do you activate the yachts' guns? Assholes keep visiting my shit.
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>>125456939
>interaction menu
>yacht options(near bottom)
>defences
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>>125456148
The best technique is to zoom in and roll a bit.
I just had a sudden obsession taking photos with the editor tbqh.
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YOU CAN SAVE VIP OUTFITS. I REPEAT YOU CAN SAVE THEM.
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>armored cars
>none of them has armored windows
>kuruma will still be the only used car
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>>125455959
3 the most expensive one.
The others face the hills
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>>125457869
can u sell old appartment or trade in or something?
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>>125457806
>not just reversing into everything in your zentorno
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>>125457806
>tfw shot someone out of armoured minigun limo
>tfw qt c4's it before we can steal it
>tfw spent all my money already
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>>125456148
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>>125457410
This is just a Pegasus vehicle right?
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>>125455210
>all these niggas with shit sound systems
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>>125458327
The limo is but the armored Schafter on the back is a personal vehicle.
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>>125458223
where 2 get this plane
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>>125458501
He is just opening a chance for some other hack menu to get more popular.
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Best car.
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>>125452670
hahahahah "Improved anti-cheat" = "Improved shark card purchase rates" hahahahahahahaha
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>>125458073
I usually do that in my Z-Type, windows are small enough to work, but my point is if they're not going to remvoe kurumafaggotry they should at least bend all the way and and add some more similarly broken cars so there is some diversity.
What's the point of "armored car" with giant "headshot goes here" windows anyway?
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>>125456830
Doesn't seem to work. Can't access the shit.
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>usually topless Casco had a hard top in the garage
>take it to pay and spray
>no option to take the hard top off
topless casco coming in the next update for additional money bucks
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>>125458767
I wish you could give it racing stripes instead of just the solid coloured hood.
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>>125459018
topless casco is a shit. Good riddance
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my mfw when a bunch of loosers spend all their dosh now and have to buy shark cards at christmas for the limited vehicles
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>>125459125
it looks a whole lot nice then the new cuc kquette clone
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can you buy crx looking blista yet?
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>>125456791
he's wrong, the VIP can let you wear saved outfits like in heists
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>>125459138
all the 'limited edition' vehicles I have sit in my garage collecting dust because they are worthless
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>>125458767
I thought they stopped updating ps3 and 360?
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Which stilt house has the best view? I already bought one, but I don't know if I made the right choice.
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>>125458767
this
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>>125459483
2044 is the one I got and it's nice, the ~$775k one
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>>125458767
Now I can make my BlackFin into a C1 instead of a Franken-Cobra.
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>>125458654
returning player bonus
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>>125459591
>mfw interior waterfall
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>>125459708
which is?
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>>125459834
exactly, also you have to see pretty much the least bit of the ugly shitter towers.
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>>125459895
If you played on PS3 or 360 and then transfered your account to PS4/X1/PC
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>rockstar finally adds a revolver
>made a lot of fixes to the online, most important like the matchmaking
>added a bunch of more content compared to older recent updates
>pcu.cks still complaining and pathetically looking for cheat menus
wow you fucking kids ruin everything, r* should just drop pc.uck babysitting and go back to churning out a shitton of content every month for ps4
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>>125459018
Wait, so you had a topless Casco in your garage already, and now it suddenly has a top on it?
oh god if they touched mineor my assless vettethere's going to be hell to pay
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>>125455905
>Massacro being beat by a V12 schafter around a track
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>>125460116
>consolecuck worships corporate cock and thinks adding a few shitty vehicles to GTA is a good update when it can be done by an unpaid modder in a few days
>is too stupid to have realized that the cuck wordfilter is gone
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>>125460028
>tfw I transferred my player and didn't get this
also they removed all my vehicles except one when i transferred
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>>125460147
yes, it's horrible
fucking cockstar
on an unrelated note
>get hired as bodyguard
>make about 25k over the course of a while of playing
>use a ton of expensive explosives to get the Most collateral damage challenge done in first place
>35k of my winnings go to VIP
>22k of the guy in second places goes to him as well
money is no issue for me but I guess it's nice to see you can use new players to farm money for you
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>>125460028
i didnt, so there isnt any update for me?
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>no hackerbux located anywhere
fuck
>>
Two things
One what's the deal with modding? I haven't noticed any modders around recently.
Two what are the new clothes like?
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yacht defense/anti-pirate thing is fun
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>>125460717
It's kinda fun for 5 minutes. Then it gets boring because most of the session is defending the yacht.
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>>125425880
Are people still playing this game on theps4?
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How are the yacht's missile defense systems like?
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>>125460984
play with friends and make your own fun ha ha
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>>125461201
I hope it's like the welfare launcher except it launches over 10 missiles, mfw thinking of the ass pounding I'll do to a yacht with my venom
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>>125458847
I just did it with a random talking only via ingame phone text chat (ps4)
>He set merc outfit for bodyguard
>i went on gear stand
>he changed it back to 'none'
>left stand, saved outfit
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skid123: how do i become a vip
rndfag: from your interaction menu
skid123: oh shit it requires 10M
skid123: ill give myself more money then
-10 second pause-
skid123 left.
is this real or a dream
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>>125461451
whats so special about these outfits youre talkign about
>>
Every piece of clothing you cant buy from the update:
Drug Baron: the flowery shirt, possibly those shoes (they seem to curve up at the tip
El jefe: the flack jacket and red turtleneck
Media Mogul: That black baseball cap is new (it looks different than the snapbacks we got in the lowrider update). also the headphones around the neck, i think?
Entrepreneur: that shirt looks new to me
Arms Dealer: that sweet looking quilted jacket
Overseas Investor: nothing that i can tell
Mob Boss: nice looking leather jacket
Kingpin: That suit jacket is not available on its own plus another turtle neck
Business Oligarch: Easy to miss, but the dark grey jacket is actually different than the one we can buy. it is a shade darker and much more detailed with the seems and such. also turtleneck
Oil Tycoon: Nothing new that i can see
Shipping Tycoon: the oriental top
Syndicate Leader: floral patterned suit
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>>125460440
that plane's been there since launch
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>>125461560
are there hawaiian shirts like the Vercetti gangs'?
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>>125461201
it doesnt fire actual missiles, theres just explosions in the sky like there was a badly aimed tank cannon inside the yacht
>>
More outfit slots when?
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>>125461520
literally clothes you cant get from any shop, body armour that looks like what merryweather wear, oriental themed stuff, suits etc, no idea why you couldnt just buy it outright though.
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>>125461854
Seems to be more accurate if the target is flying directly towards the yacht
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>Mamba
I love how Rockstar keeps bringing back vehicles from the 2D games. I had been thinking that they entirely forgot about pre-3 GTA by the time VC came back.
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Can the yacht be destroyed? Or is it indestructible?
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>>125462441
indestroyable
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>>125459986
I went through all of them, most of the houses have a direct view of the Eclipse tower, with only a few getting the view of the city.
I ended up getting the one with the view of the side of the hills.
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>>125461383
>need to have friends to enjoy a DLC
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>>125462059
well duh, if you fly even slightly to the side it lags behind dramatically, a competent pilot will shit all over it, especially when people on board cant use their own weapons with defences turned on.
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Filthy goys.
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>>125462529
2044 has it behind the fancy rehab place so it doesn't stick out of the backdrop
the house next door slightly to the east might be even better
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>>125462708
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>>125460341
>pcuck worships corporate cock and thinks lowering the quality of content in GTA is a good update when it can be done faster and in better, larger quality and quantity if they just ignored pcucks
>is too stupid to think of an original insult aside from cuck against console players
stay mad kiddo
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Broughy's still hard at work guys
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>>125462734
I'll have another look.
Does anyone know what height the 3 new Eclipse tower suites are at? And which one of the 3 is highest?
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>>125461560
The floral patterned suit is out of this world in greatness.
They really need to add that thing.
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>>125464074
I thought broughy had mad skrilla from all those races he wins.
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>>125463805
>literally only insult is cuck
>gets mad at other for calling him a cuck
>can't into reading comprehension
Okay cucky cucky
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>>125455210
sounds beefy enough to me
engine sounds in gta 5 are just quiet in general
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>>125464086
Highest seems to be the most expensive, unsurprisingly.
Gonna need some others to help confirm that though.
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>>125464645
>pcuck still raging mad and butthurt as fuck
enjoy playing gtao with cut console content
oh wait all patheticucks like you were auto permabanned, stay mad kiddo
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>>125464869
suite 3 (the most expensive one) should be the best one
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>>125464975
You're the one who made a crypost, sad, angry cuck.
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>tfw too much torque
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Who here really enjoying this car? Its big and agile as fuck when fully upgraded.
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>>125448657
probably the same everyone has and you don't or you got mad and did moneybags for an hour straight
I got multiple warnings about too many requests to the server, yet still unbanned with all my $$$
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>>125459483
i bought the most expensive one ($800k)
it's pretty far away from eclipse so it doesn't spoil the view and (unless i've missed any) the only one with a swimming pool
>>125465292
the trick is to ease on the gas until it gains a little traction
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>>125465393
It is just people with no common sense spawning over a 100 million a day and then acting all surprised when they get banned and expecting everyone to be as stupid as them.
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>>125464639
broughys skrilla all comes from shark cards
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>>125465393
>>125465592
some get lucky some get unlucky
people have been banned for spawning/receiving 1 single bag
people haven't been banned for spawning/receiving tens of millions
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>>125465498
>the trick is to ease on the gas until it gains a little traction
You can't ease on the gas with a keyboard
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>>125465745
YOU GOTTA PUMP IT
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>>125465745
You could always use a controller
Sucks that I won't be able to until I'm back at uni
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>>125465004
Well with the standard Eclipse towers the most expensive one isn't the highest.
But that was clear in it's description. With these they're just numbered.
>>125464869
I just bought #3. Idk if it's the highest, but it's pretty high so I'd be surprised if the others are higher.
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LOCAL AUTIST REPORTING IN
Buy the cheapo yacht, you can upgrade at no additional cost to the more expensive ones. You get to try them all, and suffer no consequences.
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>>125465083
nice projecting kiddo, do you work at iMax?
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>>125465712
No anon, some people are just stupid.
Everyone knows the trick is to spawn the 5k moneybags, not abuse it too much and R* will never find out or do something about it.
But some people are too dumb to realise it.
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Sorry for blowing the limo up and accidentally hitting one of you instead of the random I was going for with the Hydra, I like my autistic rage get the better of me. That random cunt kept killing us on the yacht in our own crew session and it triggered the hell out of me. All I did for that last hour was chase him around. It was time to get off. Hope to play some more tonight with a fresh mind and less rage. Again, I'm sorry.
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>>125465906
Fo real? That's pretty cool actually
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>tfw didn't bother getting hackerbux because I though Yachts would be ridiculously unaffordable
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>>125456546
>Play only in closed friend sessions with small close knit group
>None of us can raise 10mil to be a VIP so the rest of us can get these outfits
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>>125465961
they actually scan if you pick it up not the values
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>>125458707
which is why he appeals to others to leave them out as well
if there is no code lying around for some idiot to put them back in and nobody really cares about griefing that much, they wont
kiddies who grief all the time with menus usually lack the skill to write them themselves
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If you try to switch to a heist and hit a full lobby screen while wearing VIP/Bodyguard clothing, it'll spawn you back to a new freeroam lobby with those clothes on, letting you save the outfit.
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>>125465906
how
>>125466008
this, i thought they were gonna be 20million at least
fully upgraded aquarius costs less than the golden luxor, wtfff
>>125465965
too late you're out of the crew now
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>>125466041
It's one million anon, not ten million. Are you saying you guys can't raise one million dollerydoos?
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>>125465906
Not true. Once you purchase a yacht, you can change all the options that you chose on the initial purchase, but it will cost you.
>>125466234
To do this, just go to the same page where you first bought the yacht.
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>>125459658
I know that feel
>>125460147
my topless casco was rekt was well, spoilerless infernus and hotrod (no wheel covers) hotknife stayed without the "extra" items
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>>125466132
There is always someone wanting internet fame anon.
Sure he can ask for other menu coders to not do it anymore, but there is probably someone with the "skill" to do it who doesn't want to play second fiddle to infamous.
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>>125466310
Wait what? We must have read it wrong, thanks.
Also: Is there a way to sell houses? There's one of mine I never use and the only way I thought you could sell them was by buying a new one.
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>>125466318
so once you buy it can you upgrade it later on?
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>>125466464
Yeah. I don't know the costs for changing except for the boat name, which is 250k.
Same with the new apartments, once you've purchased an apartment with a style, you can change that style later. It actually works pretty well, you click 'preview' on the style, and then you can walk around your apartment with that style applied.
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Can anyone answer me this
I already own an older appartment in Eclipse tower, if I buy the new appartment and trade in the old one, do I get some sort of refund?
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>>125466823
ill answer if you answer me this
what platform are you on?
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>>125466961
Personal Computer
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>>125467067
>>125466823
you do, "trade in" it discounts on your purchase
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>>125466823
With this update you can own 5 properties, not including the yacht.
And yes you do get a small refund. If you go to purchase a property, when the next screen comes up it has the list of your properties with an amount next to them, this is either the reduced cost of the property, or the amount you'll receive, I'm not sure which.
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me and NPG having the time of our lives
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>>125467067
typical fucking pcuck being a retarded shit
it says "trade in" so you obviously get money back dipshit
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>>125467225
so my 400k appartment how much money do i get back?
and why does it matter which platform im on?
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How do bodyguards get paid?
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>>125462610
Top lmao,i know what I'll be doing every now and then, also what do you mean can't use weapons when defence is armed?
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>>125467810
I tried it out with a friend, I was receiving 5k every now and then, but it didn't seem to come from his money. It said that "SecuraCom" or whatever the new VIP thing is called, had paid for it.
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>>125462734
i have the same one
you cant access the balconies from inside, which is bs
otherwise its really comfy
two story terrace outside
fuck pools
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this update was so poorly thought out you'd think rockstar just picked a random 13 year old on youtube to make all the decisions for them
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so - what house is the most comfy? and does the Bodyguard paycheck come from your own cash (if ur a VIP)?
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>>125468101
Just got mine. Seems to be in increments of ~20-30 minutes. I guess you could idle but that would take you 4 days to make a mil and you'd get kicked after 15 minutes
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>>125468381
im actually wondering this and what do body guards get (if anything)
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>>125468381
All the houses have the same interiors, but it is a comfy place.
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Who here /boredoftheupdate/?
The so called mansions are laughable. Garage and House aren't even connected. The Carbon fiber helicopter is only thing worth a damn. It's so nimble compared to rest and every time I get this Air Wolf vibe.
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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
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>tfw no lesbian gf
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>>125468521
okay
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>>125449437
>GTAOG
>Grand Theft Auto Online General
>>>/out/
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>>125467917
When you put on defences, the ship starts firing at aircraft etc, not sure if it shoots at boats, didnt have anyone try to sail out. But when you do activate it, you're forced to put away your personal weapons. You can pick who you want it to let through your zone, friends/crew/organisation/associates(all of the rest). I dont know if it activates a kind of passive mode for you so you cant be killed with defences on, not tried it out fully because every random flew away when they got shot at
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>>125460717
>set up yacht defense
>everybody takes defensive positions around the ship
>nobody comes
>look at map
>everybody is killing themselves at the city
sure is great fun
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>>125468817
>I dont know if it activates a kind of passive mode for you so you cant be killed with defences on.
You can, I was able to hover just outside of the AA's range and fire rockets at a yacht and get a few kills.
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>>125468817
Sounds like crap, will still invade yachts with my trusty Venom, thanks for the info bro
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Anyone on Ps4 want to play later and make some money? I really need some for that Nightshade.
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>>125469358
Sure.
Add me: adilcoelho
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>>125466092
why do some "get lucky" if they can easily scan all of them
and the one-moneybag excuse is probably on R* forums to not lose the sweet hackdosh
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Anyone know how to save bodyguard outfits? I got VIP already, but that doesn't work for the others.
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>see update on steam
>ayy its time to back to GTAV
>start game
>you cant use your shower or tv
well, time to grind then...
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>>125436389
you fucking wish, BROW RIDGES are fucking terrible, and there is no way to fix them other than picking a female parent other than misty
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>>125469781
>you cant use your shower or tv
What?
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>>125469579
how did you do that?
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>>125469957
yeah brow ridges in this game bug the shit out of me, you can "fix" them sometimes with certain usually happy facial expressions. What they did was make eye brow movement connected to the entire brow area making any brow movement pretty much move the entire brown bone all the way across.
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The armored limo is actually a fun vehicle to drive around in. Get a small convoy of armored vehicles traveling the map and watch as random shitters throw themselves at you like lemmings
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>>125469982
no cash for utility charge
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>>125470176
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/save-vip-outfits.1421687/
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Would be nice to actually find a decently populated gtag server. Im going to guess all the good ones are full since I did run into a few in the beginning but I had to restart a few times and that fucked it all up.
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>>125470909
what? Theres actually a charge for that? How much is that even?thats actually kind of neat that that could happen
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How long until the script kiddies start raining money gain?
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>>125468521
I really like the new bodyguard features though, respawn next to friends, few new free roam options.
It wouldnt work on ps4(players) but PC could use the yachts as bases and go attack randoms with 4 man squads, you could have a few guys in annihilators ferrying squads about and you can easily keep track by the colours.
It gives you a load of new options really, if you want to be spoonfed, sandbox isnt the game for you.
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>>125471282
75$ per apartment
1000$ for the yacht
per day
it's not much, but if you never do missions I can cash running out
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>No shoes option
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>Aim type will no longer be reverted when returning to Freemode from a Job. Players that choose to change their aim type in order to join a Job will now keep this aim type when returning to Freemode after the Job.
Fuck off. This had better come with either a way to switch aim modes without quitting to single player, or a filter to only join jobs with the same aiming type.
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>>125469579
How I did it
>go into ammunation as bodyguard wearing outfit
>browse gear (NVG, rebreathers etc)
>VIP changes clothing back to none
>exit menu, should still be in outfit
>save on the shirt rack
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>>125471746
A guy ended upp in my free aim session earlier and started sperging out when he couldnt lock on, claiming someone has somehow hacked him
"WELL EVERYONE ELSE IS STILL LOCKING ON"
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>>125471746
Never even knew that was a thing I never had to change my aim type for jobs.
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>>125471746
They really should just make it RDR style already where everyone can play together in the same lobby and play regardless of aim style, each unique to the player. There will never be a empty lobby again.
The only thing that was holding RDR back was the terrible Gamespy servers.
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>>125454141
>Finally comes out
>It had proper wheels, but they're at nigger proportions with super thin tires
>No stripes or even one stripe
I still like it, but damn the stock nigger wheels suck so much. It's also the only car that has any right to be fully chrome.
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>>125472084
No, the whole reason I moved to free aim was to be able to drive through the city without having someone lock onto my head at 200mph. Even a 'compromise' option of assist only working on NPC's would be a pain in the arse, every time someone shoots at you and you have to fight back, you end up locking on to a pedestrian or cop instead of the player
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>>125472084
You know they patched that out of RDR but it was fucking terrible? I never want to play with autoaim shitters ever, even when I was on console.
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>>125472424
fucking this, it barely passes as chrome though
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So what did everyone name their yacht?
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>>125472783belize
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>>125471987
Amazing.
>>125472048
Depends on if you accept invites or not. If you're in freeroam and get an invite, 99% of the time it'll be autoaim. Quick jobs I think default to your preferred aim type.
I guess I wish that invites were only for your aim type.
>>
MikeyBonez
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>>125454240
what about the weapon designs/colors? can i keep them?
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post your cobra
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>>125455158
>>125456791
its up to the VIP, if he chooses "none" then you where your saved outfits
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>>125440171
daamn man. And yeah, that song was what played in my head. Are you playing on PC?
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I love how the connection stability is even worse now.
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>>125472882
ah, guess thats it then..I hardly use invites, I just find randoms via the auto match system.
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>>125465341
>>125465292
fuck you rich faggots
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being VIP was cool. I liked the jobs I did with my organization, it was actually fun. defending the yacht could have been more exciting if more people attacked us but there was atleast one group constantly trying to sabotage us.
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>>125472783
The stugats
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umm Hi, my name in game is BrahiemYama and I'd like to join GTAG on pc
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Newyachtwhen?
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>>125434261
>crossfit
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Does fun menus still work
Or at least Infamous
Can I spawn myself money?
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>>125444450
A T O M I C
T
O
M
I
C
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>>125475918
Yes it all works, feel free to spawn as much money as you like.
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What are some ways to make money without being a good goy? Everytime I try to join a heist its always full.
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>>125474593
Choke on it poorfag
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how often do you guys find hackers?
i've literally never once encountered a hacker on pc
feelsbadman i wanna get some free bux
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How do I become a bodyguard for a VIP?
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>>125476662
You can't right now, no menu's are updated so stop asking for a few days.
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>>125476662
>i've literally never once encountered a hacker on pc
You sure you play on pc? Literally atleast one or two hackers per session before the update hit.
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>>125470909
>>125471489
Just rob a store, it's not so fucking hard to make money.
>>125472783
I don't have a yatch.YET
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I can understand killing crew members in a different organization than yourself but can we drop randomly gunning down crew members who aren't even participating in the whole shebang?
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>>125476662
Prior to today's update I was seeing at least one in every session I joined. They almost never dropped money, just blew people up and spawned stuff.
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>>125476865
Well I mean, if you're not in a faction and go near others who are you're going to get killed reguardless..everyone is a threat when you're a VIP even crew members who arn't in any faction..i've ran into crew members who arn't in anything still go and try to gun down same crew VIP groups.
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>>125476727
1 Directly ask a vip if you can
2 Set yourself as looking for work in the new tab on interaction menu and hope someone invites
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>>125476662
All the time on pc
they'd rarely give money, just spawn shit and crash your game or kill you or freeze you in place
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>>125476556
9/10 taste. not digging that camaro pham
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>>125476842
there may have been hackers in my sessions but i never ran into them, most free roams i get into for some reason it's almost always just me and 2 or 3 guys no matter how many sessions i join
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Accept me to the PC crew pls: Brothulu
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>>125477623
gotcha
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>>125472605
The online is still the same, you can still play Free Aim again auto-aim users in RDR, just that the MP is so busted it's hard to really play for a while.
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>>125474901
>start game after update
>instant invite to be bodyguard for crew
>bunch of fags dicking around on ship
>scope on docks
>3 fucking normies are about to wreck the crew
It could be good i guess
Also, are the new armored cars phone-only or garage?
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>>125472783
Haruna
with Japanese flag
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>>125477243
?
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>>125477243
>all legendaryms cars with bland paintjobs, black rims and custom tyres
>9/10 taste
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>>125478653
Stay poor clown shoes.
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>>125478653
post yours then faggothe might have themed garages though
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Anyone looked inside one of the stilt-hill whatever houses? Are theycomfy?
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activations sucks, baka
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>>125477183
I'm talking about crew members who aren't near any of the action. Obviously if you're near the chaos and decide to be a sperg you deserve to get your ass shot. It's a separate matter entirely if you're chilling on the side of a road and an armored limo filled with retards decides to hit you with the main gun on their way to the VIP objective.
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>>125478829
comfy but same interior afaik
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>>125479250
s.m.h.*
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yeah im not playing this shit i got blue screened 4 times trying to play it and then when i did i got the new guns with the vip camos, got some of the new clothes, bought the turret limo and sold all my cars except kuruma, t20, insurgent and hakuchou
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>>125479317
Same as what? trailer showed some stairs n shit, i really hope it at the very least has transparent windows
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>>125479709
>sold all my cars except kuruma, t20, insurgent and hakuchou
did it backwards, mate
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>>125479709
customer support is thataway
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>>125479709
>blue screened
PKEKS EVERYONE
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>>125479820
same as the other stilt houses
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>>125479820
Every stilt house interior is the same only the eclipse penthouse can have different layouts.
Yes the windows are see through the 800k house has a great view of downtown LS and west vinewood.
Wheres the new thread btw.
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>>125479826
those are literally the only cars that have any useful function unless youre trying to tell me that osiris, zentorno, panto, franken, the other halloween car, and all of bennys shit cars are actually good
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>>125480063
>selling rare and unique cars and keeping crutches and shittermobiles
lmao
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>>125479948
>"forced break" to encourage gamers to get up once in a while
i dont see how is that a bad thing.
srsly thou, i would consider switching to a console if they were any good. xbone is botnet central and ps still relies on wapanese tax moneys to stay alive.
>>
Seeing how the new armored vehicles don't have bulletproof windows, I guess the Kuruma is going to continue to be the designated grind/shitter mobile. How boring.
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>>125461484
$1,000,000
That is one million not ten million learn to count
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>>125480221
the halloween cars arent unique theyre permanently for sale on the website
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>>125479980
>>125480047
So its one new interor? Like the updated ones?
I hate the eclipse tower but the vibrant scheme looks comfy. Cant find a single pic of the stilt ones anywhere.
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>>125480475
it's got a big staircase with a waterfall going down one of the walls
three floors with heist room
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>>125480475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HxOriqSHz8
There are 2 repeating interior designs for the stilt houses. You're paying for a view. Here are all of them. Just mute the audio.
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>>125480229
>g-g-g-g-g-game crashes are a FEATURE on Personal Cuck system, just like TumblrTale!
holy fucking shit
literally a pcuck
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>>125480738
look at how mad you are right now LOL
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>can't edit you character again
>can't use the VIP outfits without being a VIP
>still can't bun funmenus, something a mexican RP server on SAMP could do without trouble
TakeTwo pls stop
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>>125480968
bun funmenus
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>>125480634
>>125480658
ayy im gona change in my tier-2-eclipse for one of these
Then ill grind for a new eclipse maybe, but this looks better than the shittertower.
>>125480738
>srsly thou
i think that wasnt serious
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I haven't really played GTA for months
Is the new Z/28 Camaro looking thing as good as it should be
Also what class is it?
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>>125478285Good taste.But her sister Kirishima is better.Happy to see someone else had the same idea, I'm going to name mine Musashi
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>>125481292
garbage I heard
>>
>mouse is fucked so I can't play the game proper
>login to checkout the update
>flying about in a hydra
>fly past some helicopter
>"HAHAHAHA JET SHITTER CAN'T EVEN GET A COPTER"
>tfw just a bounty hunter shitter, apparently we can't fly past other vehicles now
>organization helicopter guy belongs to does a mission escorting some guy with a package
>like 6 guys protecting them, including the helicopter
>they couldn't stop my shitty flying destroying the carrier car
>become the jet shitter they expected
>>
We need a newthread
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>>125481493
I was in that game and it took you like 15 minutes to kill anyone
>muh broken mouse
no, you are shit - hence why you hop in a hydra
as soon as possible in freemode
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>Start Any Heist and set Player Saved Outfit
>Go to Hats or Masks
>You should have Christmas Hats or Masks
>Select Hat or Mask you want to wear
>Go to Character Selection screen
>Loads up with new Chistmas theme hat, mask
>Select and go online
>Save Outfit
This ONLY works if you bought these masks last Chistmas,
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console """"""""""""graphics""""""""""""
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>>125481745
Mate, I wasn't trying to kill anyone but that one bounty and the delivery car.
There is such things as flying about for shits and giggles.
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>>125482045
>hop in a hydra instantly and start blowing everyone up
you are by definition, a shitter
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>>125482194
>start blowing everyone up
>being this deluded
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>>125482031
meanwhile 90% of pcuck screenshots posted here look worse than the ps3 version
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>>125482423
thats what you did
you hopped in the easiest vehicle to get kills and started fucking with other people
there's no excuse for your behavior
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>>125481292
It's a muscle car. It's alright. Sounds great.
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>>125482508
Nice try
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>>125440683
>this shilling
what the FUCK is wrong with people
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>>125482031
I used to brag about PC graphics until i bought a decent gpu. Now i just quietly laugh whenever i see an graphics post.
I guess its like dick size. You only bring it up if you are uncomfortable about it.
srsly nigga, let them think whatever they want. Deep down they know they would rather play it on PC.
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>>125482550
Are you sure you have the right guy kek?
I literally killed just a bounty, flew around for 10 minutes getting used to the flying controls and then I killed a package carrier and some random bodyguard from the organization mission.
Do you fags count that as shittery now?
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>>125482594
Damn, thing handles really well in real life, I had hoped it would be a sports classic or something.
Oh well
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>>125482757
that's what you did, randomly kill players with a jet like a retard
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>>125482842
>28 players in the session
>kill 3 players involved with objectives over half an hour
GEE, WHAT A FAG I AM RITE
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>another boring online update that can only be enjoyed if you use a fun menu to spam yourself money
fucking rockstar
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>>125483061
at least now you're beyond the Denial stage
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>>125480895
>>125481238
mad pcucks seriously getting butthurt as fuck
keep crying your tears are delicious
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>all custom apartments are in EclipSyria Towers
I wonder what is the total % of people who live there
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Hey can i join the crew my name is BrahiemYama.
Thanks
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>>125483232
So what do you guys do now, just jerk eachother off and don't play any pvp shit cause it's le shittery?
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>>125483270
every player that still drives a zetorno
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>>125482698
>Deep down they know they would rather play it on PC.
yeah I sure want to play the version where there's 10 invincible modders in every session. literally cucked by modders
>b-b-but muh funbux
>he doesn't already have money from the last gen glitches
baka @ these pcucks desu
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>>125482508
At least they still receive up dates. Stay in your place console fag.
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>>125483431
play a PVP mode or attack without a crutch vehicle, randomly attacking people with the most powerful shit in game is shittery
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>>125483249
>mfw you actually believe this
If you are this angry you should just stop posting m8.
>>125483270
I prefer the black boxy haus near the beach. Eclipse is for shitters.
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>>125483431
pcucks (when they manage to play the game in powerpoint mode because they crash all the time) only shitpost here about being banned and always looking to be babbyfed for cheats because theyre so shit at video games they literally need to cheat for everything
when they do manage to play they act like typical shitters and kill in free roam but bitch and while when they get outplayed, which happens often and so leads to them complaining about things like the armored kuruma when they can just fucking blow it up
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>>125483650
>randomly
>have a bounty or play an objective mode on freeroam
>get anally agitated when someone kills you
>not just sniping me out of the air like anyone who is good at videogames
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Any good PvE activities added with the update?
Would be amazing if gangs tried to take out the VIP or some shit.
Or is it just more pvp shit? pvp isn't even fun in this game since it's just "Autoaim: The Video Game".
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>>125483823
>use hydra to kill people randomly in freemode
>bitch that people call you all out on it in-game
>demand that other players use the skill to shoot you out of a jet flying at top speed
these are all shitter red flags
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>>125483774
blackbox del perro has by a fuckhuge margin the worst views in the entire city
tinsel towers/weazel plaza are the only correct answers
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>>125484018
You seem upset that you were killed anon, why don't you take a break?
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where the fuck is the new thread
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>>125484042
better to be on the edge of city than have some view everyone has seen 1,000,000 times and doesn't give a shit about
Del Perro apts are literally on the same road as the pegasus land vehicle drop
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>>125483774
thx for proving how fucking mad you are kiddo
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>>125484110
no, you came in this thread bitching and moaning that people called you what you are in-game
you are a shitter and you know it, stay mad everytime someone calls you out in game because you know it's true
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>>125484042
Weasel Plaza is the GOAT as far as apartment views of the city go. Great location and I like the garage plaza in the back.
4. Hangman Avenue has the best yard/vinewood view out of any property prove me wrong oh wait you cant. Shame about the the interior though.
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>>125484393
>even from you first reply you assume I was ingame trying to kill everyone there just because I completed a few objectives
>projecting this hard
My sides are in orbit at rectally ravaged you are.
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