/twg/ - Total War General

First for Voltaire was a kek to be honest

>>125224520
mad german detected

>>125224520
t. otto the "great"

>>125224574
frogposter detected

>>125224520
Voltaire was 18th century's Bernard Henry Levy, fucking scum "philosopher"

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bert

>muh artifical mass
>anime can fuck off
>webms of med 2
>pike and shot when
>3 kingdoms when
>DLC should be free
>being poor
>remove kebab
>tfw EB2
>warhammer lorefags >>>/tg/
>history autists >>>/his/

here, no need for another thread

>>125225039
ty senpai

>>125225039
Last warning.

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>>125225039

post meme

>>125225106
thats old meme, that is long forgotten. I havent seen it here for months

>>125225106
last warning bud

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>tfw umads don't look like this

lost potential desu senpai

>>125225039
you forgot the greek butthurt because muh germanic conspiracy

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>>125225127

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>>125225039
>tfw I invented half those memes

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I need your help /twg/
Macedon or Baktria?
I'm running DEI

>>125225304
Macedon, go to west

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>>125225127
are you?

How am i supposed to control 2 sides of the map at the same time as the Alans?

>>125225489
the game is turn based and you can establish tributaries

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>>125225127

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>>125225127

>>125225604
That actually makes sense, they're telling you not to attack them, or they'll destroy you. It's a threat.

I hate it when people take the perfect pre-Warscape games and try to pretend they have problems, fucking Shills.

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>>125225778
just leave them, they propably dont know how to party too

>>125225778
>perfect pre-Warscape games
hihi

>>125225839
prove me wrong fucktard.

>muh cherrypicked webms.

no actually fuck off.

So I completed my frankish campaign

What other faction is worth playing?

>>125225998
All AoC factions are pretty fun.

>>125225998
Avars are pretty nice even though they´re just another horse fucker faction

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>465AD

D-did I do good, /twg/? The plan was to destroy the world as the Huns.

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How limited is magic use going to be?

Because so far it looks like spells kill everything they hit. Do they just have a cool down? Or you can only cast them 1-2 times per battle?

>>125225304
baktria
go west

>>125226468

There's a campaign map resource called winds of magic and it depends on the location you're fighting in

>>125226468
Depending on the abundance of magic in the area you're fighting in, you will have a limited amount of "charges" on the spells you can use during the battle.

>>125226468
at the start of the battle you have some sort of bar or charges or whatever, the number of charges depends on the area you are fighting in, and I bet you will be able to upgrade your mage to have more starting charges or whatever

make a fireball cots two charges, having the sun fall down costs five

>>125226398
>destroy the world
but you haven't even sacked rome anon

>>125225489
Just go to Spain and then send an army East again much later.

Splitting your forces is stupid

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Fighting in mountains with cav only army vs Armenian Spears sure is FUN

>>125227365
I'm working my way west, although it's taking a little long.

Man, why cant we resurrect the conquered factions in AoC.
I wanted to destroy Umbria and leave Scotland for the Picts.

/gsg/ here, I have only played total war a tiny bit, i can only remember playing Attila after it came out for a day or 2 and i had some fun
Is the humble bundle worth it, and what tier has the best game or is that Attila? Also is Rome actually shit or is it just a meme?

Is anyone else really tired of the animations in Rome II/Attila? Charlemagne might be a new setting, but the old animations make it feel a little bit boring.

>>125228579
Rome II is good

attila is garbage

>>125228579
I don't like Rome 2

>>125228579
dont buy CA games

>>125228579
Rome 2 with DEI mod > Attila

>>125228791
This is meme

>>125228895
You're right

Rome 2 with DEI > a pile of human shit > Attila

>>125228764
So how many CA videos have you downvoted today? :^)

>>125228963
>DEI defense force

last warning bud

>>125228579
Rome II is good if you like the time frame it covers. With mods it gets much better. I still like Attila more because it has more depth compared to Rome II, which is something you might want if you are from gsg.

>>125229003
was there any new today?

>>125229113
Well you can make a new gmail account and downvote all existing videos again.

How are /twg/s diplomatic relations with /gsg/ and /mbg/?

>>125229245
cold war

>>125229245
accept or we will attack
please do no attack

I have an extremely small penis. Which TW game should I play

>>125229631
Medieval 2

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Just ended the war with franks. I feel the map is small but then didint bother to go England. Prob gonna try the muslims next. Also the unit roster is kinda small. And the only real threath on the map is Charlemagne.

Only three more years until Total War: Three Kingdoms

>>125230738
anime can fuck off

>>125228963
M8 pls
I love dei but attila is better and just going to keep on getting better as time goes on when people make even better mods for it

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>>125225604

>play Rome 2 with DEI
>it's still shit

Did I get memed?

>>125230925
Nah you just got bad taste

>>125231071
>if you can't eat shit without violently vomiting you have bad taste!

>>125230925
tell me a better mod for Rome II

>>125231253
The uninstall mod

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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>>125231391
When will tombkeks learn?

>>125231391
why would they announce tomb kings? they are not as popular than elves, lizardmen or skaven. And they already have undead faction. Tomb kings are gonne be one of the last factions to get announced. deal with it.

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>>125231391

Who cares? We get the superior undead.

>>125230917
But it's the other way around.
People want more content, but dont want more DLCs.

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>>125225127
haha

So when am I supposed to get the next mission as the Danes? It's been many turns since the "sack 5 settlements" one.

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>>125225127

Shogun and Medieval 1 worth playing nowadays?

please explain to me how attila has more """"""depth"""""" than Rome 2 with DEI

you mean clicking Secure Loyalty every 5 turns?

>>125233504
DEI is garbage

just drop it already, nobody is going to download your shitty mod

>>125233558
>the most popular mod for the best selling Total War of all time

yes you're right no one is going to download this mod

>>125233629
>most popular mod for the best selling Total War
But that would be Radious

>>125233415
no

>>125233629
>it's popular that means it's good
>DEI is the most popular Rome 2 mod

o i am laffin

>>125224520
there is literally nothing wrong with being a kek, stop this meme

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haha, I saw that movie too!

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I love Vampire Counts and they are one of the most popular armies.

But literally nobody gives a fuck about their named heroes. Mannfred, Kemmler or Krell are all shit pretty much nobody use. Everybody builds their own vampire lords.

Being forced to play as Mannfred is really annoying. He's a boring fag.

If we won't be able to build our own vampire lords and pick their powers there is pretty much no point in VC's in this game.

>>125235970

What movie is that

>>125235970

Most kids probably won't even recognize it.

>>125236149
Problem Child 2

>>125235970
They have a Gurren Lagann reference too. There is probably also a monty python reference in there too somewhere.

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Just finished the Emirate of Cordoba campaign and became a caliphate. Charlemagne got btfo'd
I'll post an update once i reach the next campaign victory(Imp 7)

>>125233629
>muh historically accurate unit names
>"the bestest" meme mod
>3 units of javelinmen cant kill one guy . webm
The fact that it's popular just proves the fact Total War is played mostly by autists.

>Pepin the short
>Charlemagne is famous for being tall

Pepin was not Charlemagne's dad.

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>>125236456

>>125236535
>often known under the mistranslation Pippin the Short
are you actually retarded?

>>125236575
Anime haters BTFOed and on suicide watch.

>>125228579
I got it yesterday, very happy with it. $15 for all that shit is a stupidly good deal and if you have even the slightest interest is worth it.

>>125236456
More than likely muh flesh wound
I'll have to poke around see if I can find it

>>125236535
He is Pipin the younger in my language.

>>125236535
>Pepin the short
His name was Pepin le Bref, which is the Pepin the Younger. It has been mistranslated as the short however.

just found out kingdom of asturias has no archer fuck this

Question for /twg/

Would you ever charge a spear unit in loose formation with cavalry?

>>125236532
>3 units of javelinmen cant kill one guy . webm

Pretty sure that one guy is from a hero mod with OP stats. Also javelins have been tweaked a lot since that webm.

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>tfw EB2

>>125233504
DEI looks like a baby version of Europa Barbarorum desu

Never even bothered to download it

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Maybe it's ___________

>>125236535
Names like that have often been mistranslated or misinterpreted. Charles the Bald was not bald, Charles the Fat was likely not fat.

>>125236884
Literally all their units have javelins, stop being a faggot

>>125237089
Maybeline

regards consumer of shit

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I regret ever setting foot on this damned island.
It's been a three-way battle for many years now.
But I've been slowly gaining ground.
Wodan is my witness, I shall burn down every last monastery in this land and slay every last believer in this so called "Christ".

>>125236679
When hunnic spy hurts himself on mission he says "it's just a flesh wound" before disappearing for a few turns.

>>125237093
Names like that have always been 100% enemy propaganda.
One of the good examples being the "Napoleon was short" meme.

>>125237376
In AoC if you play as Lombards the Assassin sometimes says "I will do anything for you, big guy" if you tell him to assassinate someone

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>>125237376
Nah I'm pretty sure I saw a skill that had something like that
Also Starship Troopers

>>125237298
tfw Christ eventually conquered Denmark

Soon Islam will conquer Denmark

tfw

>>125237481
With Charles the Bald it wasn't propaganda and just friendly banter, iirc.

Basically the only Carolingian/Frankish name that was somewhat accurate was Louis the Stammerer.

>>125237541
I don't get the reference.

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Found this on /v/
Is this an Ink Spots reference?

>>125237541
Does he start the fire?

>>125237579
That looks more like a flash gordon reference.

>>125237580
I'm so pissed at the fact, that 90% of the map are Christfags, so Danes, Westfalia and Emirate have the added difficulty of region conversion and diplomatic penalties.

>>125237758
DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE

>>125237871
That's what you get for believing in the wrong god lol

>>125236920
Yes. Loose formation decreases unit mass.

>>125237871
Would you rather have Slavic tribes included or what? Scandinavia, parts of Germany and the Slavs were pretty much the only pagans left at the time.

>>125237958
>unit mass

>>125237871
Well going against history should be a little difficulty to be honest.

>>125238061
Did I just get meme'd?

>>125237758
No, it's an Electric Six reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

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Have we figured out how traits work in Attila? Obviously they have hteir triggers, but how exactly to get good traits like "Good fighter" or "Siege expert"?

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>>125237298
>>125237580

>>125238302
not being a stupid weeb helps

So if this was Civilization, would you put Charlemagne among the French or German leaders?

>>125238682
neither

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>>125238302

>>125238682
I'd but him with the ROMAN leaders

>>125238682

>A German who had his kingdom in France and pretended to be Roman

>>125238682
Charlemagne as French and Caesar as Italian :-)

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CONSTANTINOPLE SHALL HOLD

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>>125238601
>>125238724

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>>125238682

>>125238931
Have fun reclaiming Syria

>>125225280
>byzantines
>infantry

Post screens of those sexy cataphracts senpai

>You will never ride onto the field in a huge, deep formation of heavily armored mounted legionaries and attempt to establish the glory of civilization on horseback against the growing eastern threats
>you will never make your roman ancestors proud by doing the most high tech and disciplined hammer and anvil tactics in the world and returning roman discipline to the battlefield

Why live?

>>125238682
http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Charlemagne_%28Civ4%29

>>125237579
>>125237815
https://youtu.be/SBe1hwg7V-M

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>>125203012

Muh autism keeps me from wanting to play until units look neon-y so I've plenty of time to work on them. I'll probably go Umayyads > Asturia > then either south to north so Longbeards and the Romans (real brief since they are unplayable) then Avars then Charlemagne and so on, or skip to Charlemagne.

Probably release updates of it periodically, so once I have the Umayyads and Asturia done, then an update when I have the Italians and Avars done. And it will still as noted before be a mostly reskin with minimal changes and none of which should deal with stats or combat (for instance I may need to have a land_units entry for Umayyad archers and armored archers - not to change their stats but because CA gave them simple bows when they should have reflex bows. However I have to change the animation entry in land_units to switch them over).

>>125239534
JEWTS
E
W
T
S

>>125239534
rolling best empire

>>125239383
>hurts Japan more than the west
>"this is an attack on the west"

>>125239604
>>125239663
Why are you rolling if you alreeady know what you wanna play?

>>125239604
>>125239663
why do you roll if you know who you want to play to be honest

>>125239737
>>125239745
Because ROLLS FOR THE ROLLS GOT
GETS FOR THE GET THRONE

>>125239704
rollan

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>>125239598
Thiers a mod that makes sicily playable already. Would be based to have abot more units for the byzantines.

http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/First_Day_of_Festag

Shits happening /twg/.

>>125239745
>>125239737
because I mostly only play a small amount of factions and never really change it up, it's a good chance to change

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Gee, I sure am looking forwards to playing as the Mongols in Medieval 3: Total war with updated horde mechanics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-dqcPZBULw

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>>125240112
perfect

>>125239534
Rolling for freedom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg

>>125240276
Fug don't have celt culture pack

>>125240481
you need to buy it now then. Bad luck

>>125239881
Why does that blood in the third pic look like cranberry juice?

>>125239881
>RINGED by enemies
>Empire is going to be fighting nonchaos humans
fuggg :-DDDD

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>>125239857

I'd want to keep the reskin mod as light as possible but I will look into what units could be added/what their skins would look like.

>>125240610

Maybe vampires like cranberry juice.

>>125240481
JUST

What bonus does Islam give?

>>125240610
Anti-clotting agent makes it more transparent and liquid. Don't want to be choking on bits of bloodclot when you're hosting a vampire orgy party.

>>125240851
you get searched at the airport more often

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Have I made you proud /twg/?

>>125240851
Religions don't have bonuses in AoC, so nothing really.

>>125240867
How do you know this, Anon?
Are you a vampire?

>>125240851
You get to claim you made a digital clock with nothing but a suitcase and a digital clock

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So when are we getting that vampires video?

>>125241468

They are probably saving it for later, they need material to keep people interested for the next 4 months

>>125240565
Had to reroll twice out of celts. Fuck that noise. Playing franks now.

>>125241096
Now you just need to figure out how to change your capital to roma through save game editing

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FUCK ITS THE REFUGEES

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>>125241191
no no, I am just a regular functioning human cattle person with lots of fully functioning organs full of rich and refreshing blood. I don't even know any Vampires, although I imagine they're quite cool guys.

I wear a suit and tie like all fresh humans, do you see any capes? I don't think so.

>outnumbered 3-1, defeat Sassanid army
>their entire military is crushed leaving their last settlement wide open for the taking
>pyrrhic victory

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I really hope we'll be able to make blenderlords. It's not a VC army without blenderlords.

>>125241582
>bright purple UI
that looks disgusting. Also, you're fucked, how did you lose all your territory?

How do I play as Charlemagne? It takes me forever to get an army to fight the Saxons and by then they've already occupied almost half my kingdom. I gave up and played a Westphalia campaign and the AI forms the Kingdom of the Franks on turn 2 and meets me with two full stacks by turn 4. What are they doing that I'm not?

>>125241582
>losing egypt as ere
>playing radious

>>125239534
Rollin'

>>125241863
I'm goodish now I think, attacking Europe made the Sassanids and their puppet states make peace.
I have fleets right on them.

>>125241889
Make peace with the Saxons
Fuck up your brother
Fuck up the Saxons

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>>125241863
That purple shitty ass ui is the ui radious uses

>>125239534
Rolling for new playthrough

>>125241997
How do I make peace with them though? They won't accept peace until after I've beaten them. And by the time I can muster up a stack to meet them half my kingdom is occupied by them or by rebels.

>got a young, beautiful and clever(+2 cunning) daughter
>noone wants to marry her

>>125242278
First turn I usually buy some mercenaries, let them attack my cities with their one stack and after defeated them they usually accept peace.

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>>125236920
I charge them in close formation.

>>125239534
roll me

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>>125240249
>not excited about Temujin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

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hey m8
r8 my fledgling caliph8

>>125226468

>Because so far it looks like spells kill everything they hit.

That's only the really big super expensive spells that only fully leveled casters can cast.

Take a look at the spell progression for Azhag, you can see every spell in the Lore of Death, most of them are buffs and debuffs.

Some lores, like the Lore of Metal, are even more focused on buffs and debuffs.

The big area kill spells probably also use more of whatever resource casters use to cast.

>>125242774

I doubt it happens but do the abbasids ever threaten you from africa?

>>125242774
Saved from Abbasids but no sicily/10

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I wonder if Sassanids will have the masks Ammianus Marcellinus mentioned in the next FOTE update

>>125243094

Well, in tabletop most lores have a big AoE nuke that can slaughter armies.

>>125243220
idk
you get an event early in the game that they are threatening your shores and demand a tax

you have a four options to pick from and i chose to send diplomats which apparently worked

dont know what happens if you refuse them or do nothing

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>>125225604

>>125243232
workin in on it

the Sicilians were a bitch to get off corsica and wore weariness made me sue for peace

>>125243391

Well yeah, but unlike in the Tabletop it seems like casters have to level through their progression tree to get the really good spells.

And if the spells use any kind of resource to be cast then the biggest spells will certainly cost the most.

And some lore, like the Lore of Light or the Lore of Beasts, don't have an AoE nuke as their best spell or any AoE nuke at all.

>>125243391
And they're usually a waste of power dice that would be much better spent on large scale unit buffs.

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>>125242774
Go around and invade England ;)

>>125243379

>You will never invade Japan with your horde

>>125239704
for when I get home

>>125239704
no moslem

>>125244320
There will be no Moslem when you are done

>>125239704
roll

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>>125243445

Sounds like they could, neat.

>>125243379

Sassanids are postponed until I get celts and nords done. Will tackle white huns in the process when I get to sassanids. It's not from lack of interest as working on the Sassies will be more fun than the Celts or Nords, but I figure with AOC I might as well get it out of the way.

But yeah back in croc I adjusted the greek masks to fit some helmets, and this time around I'd do something similar - use the R2 greek mask, the R2 Eastern mask, and the Himyarite masks.

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>>125243748

Tell that to Purple Sun and Dwellers.

>>125242492
Thats camels mang

theyre extremely overpowered

>>125245316

He did say "Usually" not "Always"

>watch legend play caliphate
>gets butthurt over ISIS comments
>shariah law promoted and upboated in comments

kill me

>>125245718
>>watch legend of autism play

"no"

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>>125245718
link the video?

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>>125245718
>watching legend

>>125245316
>dwellers and purple sun
No, not that they're bad spells, the lore of life was just so ridiculously overpowered that dwellers is mediocre compared to its other shit, and the lore of death was so mediocre that purple sun couldn't make up the difference, it was also a miscast magnet with that power cost.

>>125245718
>caring about youtube comments

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>>125245887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlZhb0xm0w0

>>125245718
I noticed he got butthurt about some atheist who started to shit on both muslims and christians.

>>125246205
"The answer to ISIS is not to hate on Muslims, it's to look after them in a way."

-Legend
14 and a half minutes in

>>125246396

>"The answer to ISIS is not to hate on Muslims, it's to look after them in a way."

What the fuck does that even mean?

>>125246396
>coddle them or else they will kill you

wew lad, I thought liberals were totally insane. At least they can recognize they are dangerous.

>>125246205

LegendofTotalWar 1 day ago
My channel is not a hub for people to express their opinions on everything. You are entitled to your opinions, but freedom of speech doesn't give you the right to barge into someone else's house and spout your opinions. Remember this is my house. I can control what is said. I can delete any and all comments I want. I'm not saying that you can't make jokes or insults against muslims or islam, or religion in general, or even me, but you cannot do it here.

>>125246467
He proposes to take stock of the Muslim population in the Western world and to construct rehabilitation camps in which they can be controlled and looked after.

How are the Guv's reskin mods for AoC?

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>watching 300: RoaE
>trireme ramming porn

When should we expect the next Warhammer stream?

>>125246467
He means to stop treating every Muslim like they're about to blow up a hospital, so they don't feel like outsiders and start to associate themselves with extremist ideologies like the one ISIS has.

And he's also right, we should do it with anyone on the extremist side, including pasty white 4channers who want to shoot up schools.

Everybody wants to feel like they belong, and by taking that away from them, they'll start looking for it in harmful and dangerous places.

>>125247041
Thanks Legend of Autism, you sure opened my eyes :-)

>Everybody wants to feel like they belong
But they don't

>>125247212
We're social creatures by nature, things go a bit crazy if we're cut off from it.

>>125247303
are you smoking crack

you are making it sound like muslims have to live in total isolation from other human beings

>>125247473
I think it is you who is the one smoking the crack here, he was saying the opposite of that
t. not that guy

>>125247212
It's called identity, and it's important to every person in the world.

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TW warhammer won't have the horrendous army system like Rome and Atilla....right guys?

>>125247473
I'm saying the opposite, I'm saying that if you treat every muslim like a terrrorist, they're going to start seeping away from western values and join extremist groups since they'll start to feel like they don't belong. It's the same with every other extremist ideology left or right.

>>125247578
>t.

le kaycee mene

>>125247784

It's probably going to work very differently than any previous game.

>>125247041

Muslims already have a place where they belong, their self-created ghettos where they all live and refuse to speak the language of the country they're actually living in. They flock together because they aren't actually interested in assimilating into the larger society and then we have to drag them kicking and screaming out of it. THEY are the ones that reject the Western countries that they have chosen to relocate to. THEY are the ones that, by a significant majority, refuse to accept fundamental western values such as "People have the right to say things that I don't like". MUSLIMS ARE THE ONES BEING ANTI-SOCIAL. I refuse to take any shit simply because I respond to their hostility with hostility of my own.

>>125247832
The problem with Islam is that it's not only a religion, it's a complete way of life with morals, laws, how to act, how to eat, pray and sleep and also a worldview.

Western values and Islam do not work together

can we fucking not, guys

>>125248095
I can't allow these infidels to insult Allah!

>>125247881
its not a KC meme you dip its a ylilauta meme
jfc lern your memes kiddo

Do we have actual muslims in the thread


I want to ask him if having different wives is common so I can convert

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haha I hope they are not planning anything

that non-aggression pact we got going sure is nice, right guys?

>>125248417
Just become a mormon

Are the Norse factions any fun? Kinda want to play the Danes, settle in Spain, and sack every coastal town in the Mediterranean.

>>125248024
They do work together, but it requires a reshaping of the tenets, for Christianity it happened a long while back, but because of a number of factors it's largely either stayed the same or regressed for Islam barring a number of cases.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that it's incompatible, but I would say that it does require wiggle room to fit properly, something that will only happen with integration between Western values and Islamic tenets.

>>125248028
>Did they mange that? No.
>Did they manage to integrate into Western culture and society? No.

But they did and have though. There have always been large muslim minorites that lived in the west with minimal issue, it's only when the whole ME clusterfuck happened and Muslims were forced to take sides either with the murderous arseholes or the people who thought they were the murderous arseholes that things really went tits up.

If everybody you knew started calling you a nazi or communist, and suddenly the only respite from this was with a nazi or communist, you wouldn't suddenly become a bit more nazi or communist?

>>125248417
>converting to islam
>falling for taqiyya

ayy

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That's quite a lot of possible factions. If they start with just 5 at release it's going to take them years to put the rest in game.

At least /gsg/ actually talks about their games.

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>>125248458
i paid 7k for that non-aggression pact

this was uncalled for

>>125248417

Wait I'm probably on some list now aren't I

>>125248236
ebin troled :DDDDDD

>>125248906
Only factions with 8th edition books are getting in.

>>125248906

The proportions of this map seem completely out of whack compared to any other map of the Old World I have ever seen.

Also, they're not doing "factions" They're doing "races"

Which there are 15 of plus a few more if they include Chaos Dwarves and Kislev and things like that.

>>125248661
>I wouldn't go so far as to say that it's incompatible, but I would say that it does require wiggle room to fit properly, something that will only happen with integration between Western values and Islamic tenets.

Sorry, but that is a lot of nonsense to me

if the Ottomans never conquered Constantinople, would the Renaissance still have occurred, if you get what I mean

>>125249118
I didn't once say it was tolerant or peaceful, quite the opposite in fact.

Stop attributing anything short of calling for genocide as some kind of unconditional defence.

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>>125249104
hahaha nice one kid you got me

>>125248028
>They are Muslims, they belong back in the desert

Why are Christians allowed out of the Levant then?

>>125249225

>Only factions with 8th edition books are getting in.

[CITATION NEEDED]

>>125248906
So High Elves are basically carribean cajuns?

>>125249392
Because they integrate into the society they live in and don't explode buildings when someone makes a joke about Jesus

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>>125249413

They are Atlantis.

>>125249231
It's almost like you read literally nothing I said.

>>125249253
I understand, but I feel like Islam will only remain regressive and violent unless the people that follow it learn to integrate western values into their own teachings. It does happen once and a while, i'm living proof of it. It needs to happen on a much larger scale though, and only when the countries of the world learn to take in and teach rather than push away and destroy.

>>125249286
Yes, and by many account it had already began almost a century earlier. It might've been very different and not radiated out of Italy so strongly, hoewever.

>>125249502
I don't think you're well aware of how Christianity spread through Europe :^)

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>>125249502
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence

>>125249405
The latest rallypoint, they say they're only covering the major armies of the warhammer fantasy tabletop.

>>125249648
christkeks btfo

>>125249637
>I don't think you're well aware of how Christianity spread through Europe :^)

Christians have graduated from their medieval ways, Muslims still live like barbarians

No wonder according to the way they count time we still live in the fourteen hundreds ;-)

>>125249648
Except hardly any of that is actually justified in the New Testament you turkroach

>>125249750

>they say they're only covering the major armies of the warhammer fantasy tabletop.

No they didn't.

They said that they're gonna include every major army.

They didn't say they wouldn't include ANY minor armies.

They didn't use the word "Only" anywhere.

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Nice unit, kid

Would be a shame if they turn into fucking rats

>>125249889
I apologise for being wrong.

>>125249879
le magic goalposts of shifting

>>125247473
They do, if they get too close to groups of people they tend to explode

>>125249879

>New Testament

Reminder that Jesus said that you should still follow all the Old Testament rules.

He said that you could still get into heaven if you didn't, but that you would be the "least" and the ones that did would be called "great"

If you're a good Christian then you'd better remember not to fix your fabrics or boil your goat the wrong way.

>>125249405
devstream, so kislev, tilea, and estalia fags can just fuck off right now.

>>125249648
>it counts as Christian terrorism if niggers in Africa shoot each other to get into power
>not actually motivated by religion
>not justified in the faith itself in any way whatsoever

cool ;^)

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>>125249648
christianity that's some impressive terror, shame they'll never be as good as their islamic friends

>>125250087

>devstream

Nice citation faget.

Gimme a fucking quote at least.

How do I git gud? I just got Attila the other day and am overwhelmed because of the size of the eastern roman empire. What do I do? should I withdraw and consolidate territory closer to Constantinople?

>>125249994
>jesus lives his entire life without killing a single person
>mohammad rides beheading everyone because they hurt his feeligns

hmm

AoC needs some real unit variety
battles are boring while the campaign is pretty fun

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Hey guys, is there anywhere I can download the age of charlemagne dlc cracked standalone? I have the rest of the game and DLC cracked I just need charlemagne

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>>125250104
>>125250169
>>125250219

>this much denial and cognitive dissonance
absolutely beautiful
never change you memeing fuckwits.

>>125250292
While you're at it you should try to download a job as well

>>125250292
yes just go to legitfreegames.nsa.gov, they have everything

>>125249879

I hate muslims and all, but it's a fact that Christians killed millions of people all around the world and kicked many cultures back to medieval.

Muslims will need to work really hard if they want to match our kill count.

Shit, Iraq invasion alone is 36k dead muslims. Muslim terrorism in western countries is not even close.

>>125250442
There's a difference between someone of one religion killing someone else and an act of terror motivated by religion alone you redditor

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>72 years old
>Blind
And now he lost his fucking shoes.

This disgrace can only be washed away with blood. Next battle he's going to spearhead the assault and die a warrior's death!
Being blind as a mole - he wont see it coming.

>>125250219

Please stop.

The reason modern Christians are superior to Muslims is because they have learned to completely ignore what their book of fairy tales says while Muslims still pretends theirs matters, not because the two different books of fairy tales are substantially different.

>>125250442
Oh yes, because the casus belli for invading Iraq was due to Christianty.

Keep trying Ahmed

>>125249889

They need to include minor armies since you will fight them in the campaign. They will probably just not have lords and enough units to be playable factions yet.

Go to /his/ you fucking fags. Why do these debates here?

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>>125250442

What the fuck does the Iraq war have to do with Christianity.

Everyone knows that war was started for the glory of the Dark Lord Cheney

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>>125250596

>>125250560

Tell that to South America. 30 million people (by moderate estimates) murdered in the name of God.

>>125250415
>buying single player content, especially DLC
>ever

Enjoy wasting your money faggot

>>125249597
I don't like being the judge of whos a "real" x and y, but I don't see how a Muslim can adopt democracy and live under non-muslim rule when the Quran clearly states that Shariah is to be followed and non-muslims should not be takes as protectors and allies.

Even Quranists follow this doctrine, ruling out the wahhabis who more or less follow hadith rules

>>125250560
>>125250650
>>125250815
He's just making the same logically fallacy you're making, by claiming the motivation for most muslim terrorists is Islam. Most of these 'muslim terrorist attacks' are done in revenge for attacks by Western states on various Mid Eastern factions. The two most recent attacks (Paris and San Bernwhateveritscalled) were in DIRECT retaliation for the assassination of a high ranking daesh member.

>>125250974
Thank you, I will.
Enjoy being poor.

>reminder that /twg/ is a christian general and all Islamic related posts should be directed to the >>>/trash/

>>125250204
witchDOTtv/totalwarofficial/v/29364363

1:16:30

Kislev fags on suicide watch

>>125250442
>Christians killed millions of people all around the world and kicked many cultures back to medieval.
Timur's conquests alone match this, and those were explicitly religiously motivated rather than the 'these people were nominally christian so it counts' bullshit muslims and muslim apologists try to pull.

>>125250974
I hope one day people will stop doing retarded things like buying games and playing multiplayer games
Then we can usher in a new golden era of video games that will come from modding teams making free AAA games from scratch

>>125250842

Please explain how I'm wrong.

Democratic societies and the rule of law function because the citizens agree to abide by the law even when they might not like it, "Nah, my preferred holy writ tells me to do something else so I'm gonna ignore that law" is not considered an acceptable excuse.

As you can clearly see by: >>125248923 Muslims generally disagree with this line of thinking. They believe that the rules set out in the holy book should take precedence over those made by men.

>>125251145
>actually referring to ISIS as daseh

Back to reddit you pleb

P.S all the terrorist attacks are justified
in the quran

>>125251145
Yeah those terrorist attacks in Bali, Iran and China is because of evil Western states, right? :^^^^)

Going for he "b-but muslim terrorism is just a response to neo imperialism" is so incredibly naive

>>125251396
>>125251342
>>125251546

take this shit elsewhere, this is clearly not total war related and not even a /vg/ related discussion

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religion of peace lads

soon they'll destroy the Roman ruins in Libya
Palmyra's already been hit and some others in Syria, Iraq

>>125251670
>oh fuck I'm losing this argument
>"Go away! Stop posting that here!"

REMEMBER! RADICAL ISLAM IS A RESPONSE TO WESTERN IMPERIALISM!

just ignore the history of Iran and similar middle eastern countries that were becoming more developed nations but that change got completely shit on my the aggressive take over of radical islamist

>>125248913
It turns into this shit a lot too

>>125252052

Reminder that Iran only became a Islamic fuckhole because America decided to topple the democratic government that was already in place.

inb4
>"B-but we didn't want the radicals to take over! We installed the Shah!"

Yeah, and if you cut a leg off of a table and replaced it with a replacement leg made of butter it TOTALLY wouldn't be your fault when the table ends up falling over.

The Shah was weak and no one fucking wanted him, he was never gonna hold the country, the state of modern Iran is 100% on America.

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>ISIS pushes south and destroys Babylon
>ISIS gets a bomber to destroy the Arch of Ctesiphon
>the west still does nothing
>Iran gets pissed and tries to do something
>gets sanctioned to hell by the west
this is the future the west has chosen

>>125252373

>Reddit

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>>125251175
>implying
Lol, I make plenty of money. The reason I'm NOT poor is because I don't spend my money supporting big video game developers.
>>125251307
Plebs will always buy games so smart people don't have to.

>>125251256

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Army_Book#8th_Edition

So we're looking at:

Vampire Counts / Empire / Warriors of Chaos / Dwarfs / Orcs
Lizardmen / Dark Elves / High Elves
Tomb Kings / Ogre Kingdoms

>No beastmen
>No skaven
>No fucking Bretonnia

My hope was for araby/Estalia/Kislev/Tilea and I knew they were unlikely but damn if they don't include Bretonnia and skaven that's pretty whack.

>>125251938
Even if it is the same guy, he is still right about that this shit doesn't belong here.

>>125252587
>It's ok for me to do this because other people will do the thing I oppose
So you're a parasite then?

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>>125252494
feels bad
>this doesn't exist anymore
>ISIS destroyed it

>>125252598

Brets are rumored to be a FLC.

>>125252671
No, I'm just not a fucking sheep.

>>125252598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battle#Armies

This is probably a better list. Skaven are expecting a new book soon at the very least.

>>125252598

>>No skaven
>>No fucking Bretonnia

Yeah, bullshit.

He was clearly speaking off the cuff.

They said in Rallypoint, an actually scripted show, that they were gonna include "All the major armies" with no reference to edition.

That absolutely includes Skaven and Bretonnia.

>>125246752
Hit and miss for me. They will do till meloncat does his and hopefully releases a submod for muh kite shields