/bwg/ - BioWare General #887 (old /dag/)

>still /bwg/
Just stop

>not alternating /bwg/ and /dag/
I can't handle this.

3rd for FUCK YOU

pls no more bestiality

>>124176326
Magekiller does NOT come out next week...

>>124176563
sorry, forgot to change that

So, are the Dragon Age comics complete shit like the Mass Effect comics? Or are they actually ok?

>>124176594
I forgive you, I guess...

>>124176623
Not great but a bit better than ME ones I think, actually readable.

>>124176482
Stupid memer.
>>124176623
Gaider's comics are a bit boring but at least they have a plot and decent art (compared to ME shit). There's also one comic that's so shit it was declared non-canon.

>>124176623
The gleam comics are shit.
The other ones are just okay. Although, you do get real female qunari in them.

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RIP /dag/
1-885

>>124176623
I can't remember on the one series from IDW. The Dark Horse releases were pretty good.

>>124176391
>>124176459
/dag/'s era is long over
And so is Dragon Age

Is this general going to die when MEA comes out?

>>124176864
Uh, no? It's a BW game. It will be full of ME:A discussion.

>>124176864
>going to die
>going to
son, we're already dead

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>>124176864
It's just /dag/ with a different dressing and some cross-general shitposters, it didn't die with Witcher 3 of FO4 and it's not going to die with MEA.
>>124176886
Ew.

>>124176937
/dag/ is dead, long live /bwg/!

/bwg/ selfies!

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>>124177102
I wonder how much they all have changed since the last selfie........

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>>124176976
>Ew.
Solas is into it, why aren't you?

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>tfw inquisitor will never touch your dick with their bleeding green hand
I just want to fade away...

>>124177193
What kind of dog is that?

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>>124177193
Solas isn't into frickin horsecocks.

>>124177141
Hair growth and weight changes probably
>>124177223
It would probably hurt quite a bit

>>124177284
So? I'm sure he would approve anyway, he is an elf after all.

>>124177223
>all those freckles
I'm surprised nobody got triggered by this image yet.
>>124177236
It's a wolf.

>You will never get raped by a pack of mabari hounds
Life is suffering.

>>124177141
Everyone is gone

>>124177434
Are you sure it's not a husky?

>>124177412
Solas isn't into men, midgets, cow-people or problematic bimbos (humans).
He's about as degenerate as Morrigan who also has a changeling aspect to her.

So has Bioware straight up declared Andraste to be just a mage yet?

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>>124176623
They're all very bad. Replay the games or play a new game or something, even the dumbest of video games can't be as bad as the comics.

>>124177532
Yes because there are no huskys in Dragon Age.

>>124177536
Don't you think he'd love to see a human female get ravaged by a horse? I think that's a revenge fantasy for him.

>>124177652
>Gaider used to look even worse
fucks sake

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>>124177756

>>124177756
Stop projecting.

>>124176864
No, it will explode with hundreds of posts about krogan cock. It's up to you to decide if that's a bad thing or not.

>>124177853
Personally, I don't that's a good thing because there's more to man than his wiener!

I want this thread to live.

I think this thread would really love those /soc/ profiling charts with pics of fav movies and stuff, what was the name of those?

>>124177945
I think krogans have two weiners.

>>124178228
Um that sort of culture is against the new rules set by a report abusing autist.

>>124178239
I'm really upset the company that made alien dildos closed or something. Now I have to buy some glow in the dark furry shit.

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Is there anyway to respec henchmen in NWN? I like Deekin a lot but he's taken all his levels as a bard and that makes him useless to me because I only need a rogue. Will I have to use a save editor or something?

>Gaider will never write Mass Effect

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>>124178468
Thank fucking god for that. It was bad enough that they got rid of Chris L'Etoile early on into production of ME2, letting Gaider rub his gay fingers over the franchise would have been much worse than anything in ME3.

>>124178297
And yet no one is reporting the lolwhycan'twefuckdragons twat. How did we fall so far?

>>124178632
Who did he think he was fooling with that wig?

>>124178451
Sorry, no idea.
>>124178632
>much worse than anything in ME3
>this is what shitposters actually believe

>>124177783
This is what happens when you hire PnPers to write your games.

>>124178632
W-why does the Warden have no head?

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>>124179004
Imagine even more hamfisted gay politics and only twink men in your squad. He'd probably have forbidden Garrus' romance due to the fact that he doesn't find birdmen attractive. I don't want to imagine the bullshit he would have inserted into the games given the chance.

>>124179258
Still better than the Casey/Mac clusterfuck.

>>124179254
So you can take your photo with you as the warden, you dummy.

>>124179362
What kind of autists are even doing that...

>>124178632
He left of his on volition right before ME2 shipped... to work on TESO.

>>124179258
I seriously doubt you can get more hamfisted than Steve.
>He'd probably have forbidden Garrus' romance due to the fact that he doesn't find birdmen attractive
This reminded me of how he was shocked and appealed when Weekes started writing Solas romance.
>>124179410
I know right, that armor isn't even in the game.

>>124179135
He was cleaning semen stains out of hotel beds for a living before he was employed by Bioware and now he writes the games you like and flirt with fangirls. It seems that I should try out PnP roleplaying.

>>124174968
Why is his expression hardened for vhenan?

>>124179531
They always leave of "their own volition", that's how getting fired works in the industry.

>>124179531
At least he doesn't have "lead writer -- Mass Effect 3" in his CV.

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>>124179670
He knows he has a moral obligation to walk the dinan'shiral, but that means leaving his Vhenan for good, so he is steeling his heart against his own emotions ;_;

>>124179670
Determined to blow everything up so him and his waifu can restore elven glory

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I imagine him realizing how autistic his gf is

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>>124179856
Oh poor Solas.

>>124179981
haven't seen this creature posted in a while

>>124179981
I had a friend who told his gf she reminded him of Sera and she got really offended

>>124179678
Right. It's not like it's common for large parts of a development team to move to a different company right after a project is completed... oh wait...

>>124179981
I feel pity for this guy.

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So for some reason I expected the Ultimate Edition to have the exclusive items from the CE, are there any mods or console commands to them in?

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>>124179959
>him and his waifu
If only...
>>124179985
I hate to see Solas suffer, he should be smiling all the time.
>>124180232
I think you can unlock them if you have BSN account.

It's like lonely old Twilight fans combined with Star Trek nerds that only speak to each other in klingon. Somehow even more pathetic than the quarianboos and their keelahs and bosh'tets.

>>124180535
You are not his waifu, mythal is.

>>124180867
She BELIEVES she is her elf and that she's more worthy than a literal god.

>>124180819
Please stop bullying.
>>124180867
Of course I'm not his waifu, my Lavellan is. And Mythal is old and dead.

>>124180951
Maybe when you stop shitposting.

>>124181043
Fuck off.

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>>124180951
>Mythal
>old
>dead

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>>124181112
>old
>dead

>>124181079
I've been here longer than you, sweety, and I'll be here long after you're forgotten... show some fucking respect.

>>124180081

Don't. We all get the relationship we deserve.

This is why autistic solaswives exist.

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>>124181313
Don't fucking trigger me and shut the fuck up.

>>124180232

You can unlock everything but the Collector's Edition items with a BSN account. You may have to pirate the CE shit.

It's just a book that gives you 3 attribute points, one of the better staves in the game, and one other thing I forgot.

>>124181112

Why do Morrigans tits look like they're glued on in Inquisition?

>>124181606
Because it's Dragon Age: Inquisition (aka. SJW Propaganda: Incarnate) perhaps?

>>124181296
>>124181112
>vessels of mythal

>>124181829

Why don't SJWs know what tits look like?

>>124180951
Mythal is in fact young again. To him your shitty lavellan is but a fleeting acquaintance compared to her.

>>124181957
>vessel is young
Solas is not a degenerate who calls in love with containers for mythals power.
They're all different people with their own personalities.

>>124181928
Because they usually have very tiny ones

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>>124180535
>>124180232
Yeah it seems like you need authorisation from the actual BSN site and the CE code itself even if you download the dazip from somewhere, I wouldn't mind if I hadn't already bought the CE on the 360 at launch.

>>124181829

Because her DA:I tits aren't canon, the ones of her SFM model are.

>>124182075
How many overweight girls with tiny tits do you know?

>>124182314

Zero
I don't associate with unattractive women.

except on /bwg/

>>124181829
>sjw propaganda
>the only bioware game to have naked women
Shitpost harder.
>>124181885
Mythal's remaining essence is either in Solas, in Morrigan or the inquisitor, or in the eluvian, She's dead.
>>124181957
My Lavellan isn't shitty.
>>124182058
This.

>>124182154
Are you actually planning to play it on 360?
>>124182460
>I don't associate with women
Fixed.

>>124182468

Naked realwomyn™ you mean.

>>124182460
How do you avoid mirrors?

we need a /bwg/ beauty contest to settle this

I'd win tbhonest

>>124182616
Confirmed for not playing Inquisition or romancing some man. Degenerate.

>>124182603

Your crippling depression is no excuse to lash out, dear.

>>124182468
Morrigan will totally be affected by mythal and when she meets Solas, mythal will break through for a while. And they will fuck, oh my god will they FUCK, right on that VERY screen you are looking at right now.

>>124182756
settle what

>>124182776
>not playing Inquisition

Got me.

But I've seen the companions, don't bullshit me.

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>>124182603
No, on the PC. I spent the better part of a day getting DAOMM and dealing with the Redesigned, Atmosphere and Warden mods. I'm still not entirely sure if Redesigned is working or not, I suppose I'll know when I meet Leliana/Morrigan.

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>>124182874

>All the Morriganfags and Solaswives getting keked simultaneously.

I'm rock hard. Please Bioware make it happen.

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>>124182756

Start it.

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>>124182874
>Morrigan will totally be affected by mythal and when she meets Solas, mythal will break through for a while. And they will fuck, oh my god will they FUCK, right on that VERY screen you are looking at right now.
At best Morrigan will hear Mythal and learn what he is doing and what truly happened. Will she agree with it? Maybe, maybe not.
Is Solas going to smile at a shem and let her do what she wants? (Because Morrigan clearly has her own ideas about the elven people and how to restore what was lost) No, he is not. If he killed Flemeth, you bet he'd try and kill Morrigan too, especially since Morrigan knows he killed her mother.

Solas is literally Fen'Harel. The Fen'Harel. Some container for power is not going to become his best friend. If he actually cared for Flemeth and not Mythal, Flemeth would be alive. But he knows he wouldn't be able to get Mythal's power container to help him and he is only kind to them because that is the last of Mythal left.

>>124183197

I just noticed how shit that horse looks.

>>124182780
Right back at you.
>>124182898
>http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ap7qvvuazktrlzw31nko.png
>sjw
>http://i.imgur.com/WUhgdIL.jpg
>not sjw
Shitpost harder.
>>124182874
Wtf is wrong with you, Morrigan has a child?
>>124183197
Are you using my wallpaper, anon?

>>124183197
those fingers....

>>124182756
A chubby hairy man would probably win given most of the taste here

>>124183297
>Solas is literally Fen'Harel. The Fen'Harel
You say that as if it's something special, didn't he fuck up at most things?

>>124182460
What's gotten your panties all a-twist?

>>124183550
No, my point is he is the "god" Fen'Harel, whereas Morrigan is a nobody, let alone a god. Nobody will ever look at her as such, that is why her name is Morrigan and not Mythal.

>>124183550
all*

>>124183407
>http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/ap7qvvuazktrlzw31nko.png
>sjw

So I was right? That's textbook SJW.
It even has a dyke haircut.

>http://i.imgur.com/WUhgdIL.jpg
>not sjw

I don't know if it's SJW but it's definitely shit writing. That abomination spent the whole first game desperately trying to convince you it wasn't just some BW dev's degenerate fantasy.

>>124183297
>Because Morrigan clearly has her own ideas about the elven people and how to restore what was lost
I wonder what's up with that -- she clearly has very little regard for both the Dalish and the ancient elvhen people, yet wants to preserve their magic for no good reason. What's puzzling is that she also shows a distaste for powerful people (king Alistair, Anora, Celine, etc.) so she probably doesn't want to get enough firepower to dominate the world, and immortality is already possible for her using Flemeth's method.
>>124183550
Creating the veil went exactly as he planned, he just didn't expect slave elves losing and the qunari showing up out of nowhere.

>>124183607

Did I sound upset in that post? You may be projecting, vhenan.

I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside.

>>124183880
>I wonder what's up with that
She's a hippy who wants to dig a grave full of elven artifacts and lie in it.

>>124183725
A self-proclaimed god, the only kind of god that exists, you sorry fool.

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>>124183979
I know they aren't real gods, hence " ". But he is one of the original elvhen authorities. Morrigan has no place in that history and cannot replace Mythal just because she holds her power. Like I said, she is Morrigan, her name is not Mythal, she is not Mythal. She lives to serve the will of Mythal.

>>124184015

Why does ME have such shit waifus?

Miranda could have been attractive but some dev had a hard-on for Yvonne Strahovski and decided to copy her potato-face into the game.

>>124184081
First you say mythal is dead and now someone is serving her will?

>>124183760
>hates tomboys
>also hates feminine waifus
I knew it, I'm replying to a man ass loving poster.
>>124183954
Well I'm sure you're ugly on the inside and if someone chopped off your head only the black mud of your demonic degenerate essence would flow out.

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>>124184015
Waiting for my toli bishoujo figure

>>124184209
You know who has no face to repulse you? Tali.
>>124184257
Different posters.

hairy male ass

>>124184257
Mythal's physical form is dead. This is obvious.

>>124184258

>hates tomboys

Yep

>also hates feminine waifus

I love feminine women. If you're referring to me not liking Asari it's because they're too stupid of a concept for me to accept, even in a wacky setting like Mass Effect.

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>>124184435
I prefer a smooth elven body.
>inb4 deleted again for male nudity

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>Tali is the worst ME cancer
>S*l*s is the worst DA cancer
>both are written by Weekes
>Weekes is the lead writer of DA-series now
Nothing can save DA4. NOTHING.

>>124184415
>You know who has no face to repulse you? Tali.

But she have Hammasa Khohastani's face with a purple filter over it.

Would bang though desu, senpai.

>>124184449
That doesn't mean Flemeth was not mythal, she had her soul. A form is just a form. And now morrigan is mythal. And will fuck solas.

>>124184514
Liara drops her 'I just want to fuck Shepard but I swear I'm not a slut and a virgin tee hheehhe' attitude in later games and probably has the best face in Mass Effect (no homo). She's pretty much the most feminine Mass Effect character.

>>124184571

I used to think Weekes was one of the good ones at Bioware. Shows what I know.

>>124184258
>Well I'm sure you're ugly on the inside and if someone chopped off your head only the black mud of your demonic degenerate essence would flow out.

That hurts my feelings, vhenan-chan.

Take your pills and calm down please.

>>124184741
I absolutely hate her face in 2 and 3. And the fucking outfit.

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>>124184647
>Hammasa Khohastani's face
I prefer Rhodes' interpretation.

>>124184824
>And the fucking outfit.

Agreed, it looks so fucking goofy. And the fact that ME3 is so full of melodrama makes it even worse.

>>124184783
His writing is okay, but for the fuck sake, WHAT he writes isn't okay.
I still can't comprehend how he managed to write Jack and Mordin.

>>124184681
Flemeth was Flemeth who knew Mythal's will and what she went through.
Morrigan is Morrigan who will learn of what Mythal went through.
Flemeth was more sympathetic and closer to Solas because she was chosen by Mythal herself. Morrigan isn't chosen by Mythal, but her mother.

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>>124184783
>Take your pills and calm down please.
I'm relaxed and not even on pills right now.

>>124185052
>WHAT he writes isn't okay
You'll have to explain this one. What's so bad about his stuff other than Iron Bull and everything associated with him?

Who FO4 here?

>>124185570
Absolutely irrelevant, just like The Witcher 3.
MGSV is the only memorable game of 2015.

Is Extra Dog Slot worth it and does it still have compatibility issues with Improved Atmosphere?

>>124185570

Already kinda bored of it.

>>124185658

I'm a big MGS fan but fuck V. Witcher 3 was much better and exploring was more fun because there was actually stuff to discover.

>>124185861
Nope, it fucks up the prison break quest and sometimes messes up banters.

>>124185906
Thank you for saying what we're all thinking.

>>124185658
Fuck off Kojimadrone. Witcher 3 is objectively the best game of the year

>>124186935
Get some taste faggot, Witcher 3 is generic dumbed down garbage.

the best game of the year was fifa 16 tbqh bruv

>>124183954
About that, not a solasfag. You've just been a bit of a shit lately is all. Understandably, but still.

>>124187189
1.No
2.Are you aware what general you are posting in?

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>>124185658
>>124185906
>>124186935
>>124187189
>>124187463
>hairy men and bimbos in a desert
>hairy men and bimbos in a forest
Both are shit.

>>124187535
dank meme mang

>>124187535
I want both tumblr and Kojimadrones to leave

>>124187189
Can you even explain these words in context or are you just parroting

>>124185658
>she breathes through her skin
Even Bioware is better writers than Kojima

>>124187189
So this is what /v/ hivemind is chanting now? Thanks for the update.

>>124187535
stay out of this, men are talking
>>124187678
>kojimadrone
kek, why don't you post some modded Ciri you waifufag

>>124186935

Praising V this hard isn't even really being a kojima drone. I don't think the game turned out the way Kojima wanted it to, at all. The situation at konami was just really shitty for him and his team.

>>124187898
I'm pretty sure /v/ likes Witcher 3 more than MGSV though

>>124187769
>TW1 was comfy as fuck, TW2 had some spooky atmosphere
>go with a generic forest and a Skyrim rip-off instead
>some shit mary sue plot straight out of a generic fantasy novel
>Geralt is now a complete moralfag
>including muslimes in the dlc just to please tumblr
At least MGSV was original

>>124188260
You can't even articulate why TW1 and TW2 are good without sounding like a retard and using buzzwords

>>124189003
>literally repeating the same post as before
Why would I bother arguing with autists?

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I saw Solas kissing the Inquisitor
Right within the rotunda last night
She’d taken quite a leap
and landed on his desk in a heap;
She thought jumping over the
railing was always safe in the keep

>>124192481
>glorious next gen graphics

>>124192481
Wtf don't do this.

>>124192481

Good, anon.

Don't suffer a synth abomination to live.

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>>124193158
The Brotherhood hates me and Maxson is dead. Danse is doing literally nothing but taking up space at the gas station, I couldn't even send him away. Blame Bethesda...

>>124192481
>>124193539
I would have expected you to romance Danse...

>>124193539
Congrats asshole you killed an innocent human being just because you wanted more settlers in your shitty village. I bet your gay lover McCready is proud of you, because I am not.

>>124193709
>synth
>human being

kek

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>>124193686
I did and I like him. But I wanted to ally with the Railroad.

>>124193709
This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't gone completely mute once I became an enemy of the BOS. He doesn't even have a single line of dialogue. In fact, up until that point, he still behaved as if he was in the BOS, despite all of them considering him dead. It feels so shoddy and it really soured me on his character.

No one cared btw

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>>124194206
Curie is more human than a lot of people in the wasteland

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>>124195040
Cassfag, you have an excellent taste.

http://strawpoll.me/6168741
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http://strawpoll.me/6168741

>>124194810
>This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't gone completely mute once I became an enemy of the BOS. He doesn't even have a single line of dialogue. In fact, up until that point, he still behaved as if he was in the BOS, despite all of them considering him dead. It feels so shoddy and it really soured me on his character.

I want to believe that this is a bug, but it's happened to everyone as far as I know, so... what the fuck, Bethesda

>>124195890
It can't be intentional. It's got to be a bug or a big oversight... right?

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>>124195880
>4. fucking junkie
Why does /bwg/ have such bad taste?

>>124194810
>>124196206
I think Danse is just intentionally written and coded as very shallow because he's a walking fridge. It's like symbolism or something.
>>124195040
>cheating on your waifu
Heresy.
>>124195262
>encouraging kekoldry
>>124195880
I was going for a completionist playthrough but lost interest before I even met Curie or recruited Hancock and that literal who synth.
Valentine is the best, very cool companion. Piper, Deacon and Dogmeat are alright too. Romanced Danse but he started to get on my nerves with his 'muh BoS' autism. Cait, Strong Preston and McCready are annoying. Codsworth is ok for comic relief I guess.
>>124197769
Must be the serafags.

I LOVE CASS

>>124198962

gross

>>124198962
I LOVE ASS

>>124199703
I LOVE US

>tfw mum is dying

>>124200608
rest in piss

>>124200608
?

>>124200608
Which one of us should pull the plug

>>124200120
I LOVE USA

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>>124188260

>At least MGSV was original
I have waited millennia to have a reason to use this image, Familie.
Also
>Renaming nanomachines into parasites suddenly makes them less shit

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>>124188260
>MGSV was original

>BioWare General

>>124201093
>memes

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>>124200608
So is everyone else. Deal with it.

>>124200608
If it's still possible, go to her and talk to her, spend time with her, make up any possible arguments, ask questions you want to know. You will regret it your whole life if you don't.

>>124202000
is ANYTHING sacred for you sociopaths
>>124202593
pretty sure it's just mum

>>124202703
>pretty sure it's just mum
Ah. I forgot. Then good riddance.

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>>124200608
>Tagged: i have cancer now thanks.
Mommy..!

>>124200608
what did you expect when you showed her /bwg/?

>>124200912
Everything after MGS3 was a mistake. MGS2 was the true end for the series. MGS3 was just a fun little side game.

>>124203109
MGS2 was shit and MGS3 was boring
I marathoned the whole series before MGS5 came out so I would know what the fuck was going on and MGS1 was the only fun one, I don't know why people love that shitty series so much.

>>124202884
are you sure it's not, y'know, sarcasm

I want to marry Cass!

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>>124200608
>check her blog, hoping she's actually dying
>reblogs from a pnp sims tumblr
Thanks, now I have cancer

>>124203495
Nowadays you can't be sure in anything.

fat, bearded /bwg/boys...?

>>124204159
I'm a cute fit handsome cleanshaven blonde boy, can I still attend?

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>>124204005
Same

>>124204159
Where...

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>>124203109

I liked 4 but mostly because I was the target audience incarnate, a nostalgiafag that played 1 when it came out and followed the series since. 2 should still have been the last one timeline wise, to leave it open how much of it was real. 3 was the most fun one for me.
But I really can't find an excuse to love 5

>>124204005
don't summon these fucktards pls, I'd rather read twenty vhenan-chans sperg out about their astral marriage

>tfw no cockslut cullen to keep locked up in inquisitors chambers
why even live

>>124204289
ummgh sorry, only bald skeletons and fat hairy Syrian men are allowed here in /autismgen/

>>124204289
post a selfie so we can judge

>>124204339
they have to be out there somewhere...

>>124204698
where are they??

>>124190164
Why is he so perfect?

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>>124204005
>>124204331
>Knees and bzt are now asunder and kiki's buttboys, forced to create their own tumblrs and play the sims with fat tumblrinas to help them live out their yaoi fantasies
just like my sissification dojins

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>>124204698
>only bald skeletons
We are all bald skeletons inside...

>>124205341
hey put a trigger warning on that spoopy

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>>124204795
in my restless dreams...

>>124205462
None of them are fat

The syrian question

>>124206306
>A black nazi
kek

>>124205462
nsfw...

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>>124206306

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>>124206636

>>124207562

Just realized how shit the Inquisition companions are.

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>Dorian

>>124207681
took you quite long senpai

>>124207709
there's no way old Dorian will let that happen to his hair, right?

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>>124208000
He canonically looks like a balding meth addict now.

>>124207562
>cute elf being sexually molested by some creepy old skinny bald chemotherapy patient

>>124208297
why, Bioware? why

is that woman with him supposed to be Mae?

>>124208572
yeah
>Mae using pads is canon

>>124208572
>>124208951
isn't that the transsexual person?

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>>124209035
same one

>>124209247
dumb

>>124208297
>Dorian is only attacked by venatori if he's with Bull
>Bull comes in to rescue him after he's been roughed up
>it was all orchestrated by Bull to make Dorian more reliant on him

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HAHAHA what the fuck is this?

>>124209762
why can't we fuck vivienne?

>>124209760
How does Dorian hook up with Bill?

>>124209981
>Bill

don't get with either of them yourself, have them in your party together a lot so they get banter with each other. eventually you can talk to them about their relationship back at Skyhold. don't know if there are any other requirements.

>>124210216
Does this happen with any other characters and pairings?

>>124210216
That's disgusting
Can you do it with Cullen too?

How many fag companions are there in Inquisition?

is there a mod to make sera less ugly

she looks like a scarecrow

>>124210314
Make him go in a relationship with a companion?

>>124209981
>Bill
literally retarded

>>124210516

Don't be sexist, anon

>>124210290
if you bring Blackwall with you enough you'll get banters about him and Josephine if you don't romance either of them. they don't actually get together, though, they just flirt with each other and you can ask them about it.

>>124210314
nah.

>>124210440
Sera, Dorian, Bull. Josephine's not a companion but she's a love interest for all inquisitors. Sera and Dorian are both exclusively gay but Iron Bull's a degenerate that will fuck anything.

>>124210516
don't recruit her

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>>124195880
>Cait
>1 vote

post pictures of cass please

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>>124211531

>>124211516
Funny because I don't play FO4
So I selected each and every one of the options and voted.
So technically its 0

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Why is there never any Mass Effect talk in /bwg/?

>>124212178
Because it's all in Mass Effect general

>>124212418
>/bwg/ and /meg/ at the same time

For what purpose?

>>124212178
Some female people here get t******** by its existence.

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should i?

>>124212590
It makes her look less like a tard, mod it.

>>124212513
/meg/ can't stand /dag/ despite coming here every day to shitpost

>>124212513

We know, but /meg/ won't stop existing.

>>124212178
someone talked about it a bit earlier

>>124212178
There's a general for it you Fuck.

>>124212178
if i was gonna talk about ME i'd talk about it here. /meg/ is scary.

Are there any males here?

alright not-/meg/, answer this: why is Wrex so annoying in ME3?
>muh strong female krogan waifu
>muh quips
>muh good old days

>>124213650

Stop shiposting

>>124213795
Because it was written with Wrev in mind and they shoehorned him into the role. Same with Padok/Mordin.

>>124213784
straight white male reporting in

>>124213784

Reporting

>>124213795

Because people that play Bioware games need virtual friends.

I never even felt like I'd gotten all that close to Wrex in ME1, then in ME2 he greeted me like we were childhood friends, but that wasn't to weird.

ME3 though is where it just got silly. Even if you're a dick to him throughout the first 2 games he acts like you're best friends. (as long as you didn't delete the cure data in ME2)

>>124210290
Sera and Harding

>>124213795
this>>124214206
Same with Garrus and Tali really. Returning companions are always the worst things in bioware games

>>124215321

I feel like the people that spend all day on BSN talking about the companions get a false sense of what the games are actually like.

The last time I replayed the first Mass Effect I was surprised at how little camaraderie there actually is between Shepard and the companions

Post your FO4 settlements...

>>124216541
yeah, literally nobody from ME2 cares about shep, Liara is only there to be the designated waifu and comes across as awkward as fuck if you don't romance her, and the Virmire survivor never warms up to you again after ME2

>>124216636
>being so shy you can't leave your comfort zone and post in /fog/
how cute.. .

>>124216636

What is even the point of that? I was already annoyed when I had to build the thing to get into the institute.
I don't even do housing in MMOs, it's just a huge waste of ingame dosh. A had a nice house in the old SWG though, the guild cities were awesome and people kept checking each others houses out, since the game pretty much lacked other stuff to do.

>>124212528
Wha-? Why though?

>>124216636

>You can build anything you want, as long as it's made out of shitty scrap metal.

Perfect metaphor for Bethesda games.

I'm waiting for mod tools to be released before I play that game again.

>>124217324
>tfw never got to play SWG
>All that's left now is some emulated bot-ridden abomination

>>124213713
They were dicks earlier today. I'm not sure what I was expecting.

>>124218260
I wasn't expecting dog fucking in /dag/ today but anything can happen

>>124215190
Really? How do I make that happen?

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Sounds like femshep was up late browsing /bwg/ last night

>>124218537
>horsecocks
>literal sluts
>elf autists
>tali cancer
last thread was something

>>124218913
Don't romance Sera or flirt with Harding

>>124218537
Knotgirl has been here for a while.

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>>124219261
>elf autists

That's every thread though

>>124219503
I know, but seeing them put aside shitposting and start to circlejerk with talifags made me realize that merging with meg would be a bad idea

>>124218537
You're right. Australian shitposting?

>>124219789
There's still the rest of us from the Motherland that can post other shit to drown it out.

If you take a picture looking through the lense of a pair of glasses, how will it be seen?

>>124220086
quality post

Still waiting on those selfies...

>>124220502
Still waiting on those belfies...

>>124221430
Still waiting on those elfies...

>>124221641
...Die!!

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>>124222046
You first.

fat elves...?

>>124222046
Benezia...!!!!

Guys
SWBF's general already 404'd and the game is unironically dead like 2 weeks after release
Awaiting instructions

>>124224335
Literally who

>>124225619
star wars battlefront. don't know why we're supposed to care, it's not like this is /eag/.

>>124224335
Go to star wars games general?

>20 years
>15 games
>0 scenes of you eating dinner with your waifu and having a nice talk
come on bioware
at least give one meal scene, even if no waifus involved

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>>124226297

>ywn eat Korcari Witch Soup and pretend you like it
Goddang, familio

um... let's watch the game awards together I guess...

>>124230261
Where

>>124231993
with the qt syrians

>>124232373
do you guys like qt aryans?

>>124232435
only if they're hairy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr7hNXeZTHM

Solas we're here for you....

>>124233405
i'm not

>>124233405
>abandoning his son

Varric confirmed better dad

>>124231993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4WXkKQiEw8

>>124234618
Do people outside the industry actually watch this?

what a joke

>>124234983
Just for the game trailers.

And to see poor Geoff's soulless eyes.

>>124235076
poor dorito pope. is Kojima there this year?

>>124235269
Yes. He's gonna announce chapter 3!!!

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I can't believe they actually got Kai Leng to appear!

>>124235583
oh boy, can't wait for /v/ to be disappointed again. i only asked because i wondered if Geoff will get to see his husbando. that man loves Kojima.

>>124235780
When will Dragon Age get its own Kai Leng?

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>>124235820
I wonder if he's Kojima's wife... I wish Troy was my wife...

>>124235938
We need a shitty character like Aria before we can reach those lows. I hope Mac gets reigned in for ME:A.

The caveman in the new Farcry game looked a little qt...

>>124236113
What's wrong with Aria? Who's Mac?

>>124236320
If you have to ask...

>>124236113
I liked Aria