/bwg/ - BioWare General #886 (old /dag/)

First for fuck you

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>/bwg/
fucking stop

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

Why didn't they use Mark Meer in the andromeda trailer?

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Daily reminder it's only 30 days left until this year will be kill

>>123995437
Hale has always, always been the better voice for Shepard.

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>>123995437

Progress

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>>123995223
>tfw I have to go to Uni next month
>probably have no time to post on /dag/ /meg/ or /bwg/

A fate worse than death desu

It's safe to post MEfus!

>>123995437
Hale was always the more iconic Shepard voice and she's a more popular VA than Meer

>>123995605

What's your planned major? Unless it's something really heavy you'll probably have shitloads of free time.

>>123995641
That is simply not true though. Nobody remembers her voice when they think about Shepard quotes

>make /dag/
>it has a /bwg/ OP

>make /bwg/
>it has a /dag/ OP

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>>123995550
>>123995641

>Femshep

Disgusting

http://forum.bioware.com/topic/567039-if-the-main-character-is-transgender/
>BSN

>>123995996
Why not just headcanon that the character is trans if you want to. It's not like they flash their genitals or give a detailed report of their chromosomes.

>>123995437
i can't imagine meer's robot sheploo voice for the andromeda trailer

>>123995831
i-i do.

also, yay, /bwg/ is back!

>>123995831
I do for the most part and I have one femshep and three msheps. The only one I remember in mshep's voice is "And this is my favorite place on the Citadel" and that's just because he sounded more autistic than usual

>>123995454
/dag/ dies by Christmas. /bwg/ rises like a phoenix from its flames.

>>123996102
Because it's not what the character is. It's a about making a statement which can't be made if you don't know that the character is trans. In other words it needs to be pandering

>>123995857
I just want to summon the goddess of fuck you back t bh
>>123996275
>tfw no more waifu feeding this christmas because there are like 15 un/soc/iable people left
painful to think about..

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>"inspirational" speeches in femshep's voice
>"intimidating" lines in femshep's voice
>any line from Meer

Will Andromeda have a decent male voice actor?

>>123996594
Renegade Meer is great, faggot. I agree that Hale can't do intimidating for shit though

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Was vhenan chan actually ever real?
What if I never actually met her...

>>123995857
The OP had a /dag/ collage and the /dag/ OP format in the last thread and /bwg/'s OPs are mostly /dag/ stuff because bwgers aren't creative

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>>123996760
>Renegade Meer is great, faggot

>>123996451
Pfft. I'll still be there at some point, potentially with Christmas cookies.

>>123996837

It was real, I'm positive.

>>123996760
>Meer is great
Not as Shepard. I wouldn't mind if he did a bunch of nobodies again. Cabot and the Vorcha are great

Which Bioware companion loves you the moste, out of all games?

>>123997052
S O L A S
O
L
A
S

>>123997052
Ser Jory

>>123997052
Anora

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YOU NO COME HERE. WE SHUT DOWN MACHINES, BREAK /DAG/. EVERYONE CHOKE AND DIE. THEN /BWG/ MAKES US STRONG.

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>>123997052
Solas

>>123997183
>puns based off of Sir

Why is Bioware such shit all the time?

>>123997287

kek'd

>>123997378
He'll fucking kill you

>>123997052
leeora

>>123995126
We could copypaste funny things into the black space

>people actually think Solas will be the villain in the next game
Weekes will bring out the elven pantheon and have them be some Wild Hunt-esque band of bigger bad guys so that solaswives won't have to kill their precious love interest

>>123997052
sten

>>123997934

Probably.

>>123995126

What does that shirt say?

>>123997934
To let them out, the Veil will have to be removed and the world will be destroyed m8, he can't do that.

Thankfully Andruil is still out there, though.

>>123998238
That terrible camo jacket is just too distracting

>>123998313
sandal's prophecy is about solas so there's a good chance he's going to succeed in some way. or he's going to be talked out of it at the last second and then the ~real~ villain will shove him out of the way and tear the veil down instead.

>>123998749

I hope you can free the other ones and imprison only solas instead.

>>123999128
the other ones are not good people, i don't think you'd want them released.

>>123999174
Mythal is the only good elven god to be honest family, and even that's debatable.

Haven't played Inquisition, what's the deal with the elven "gods"?

>>123995831
That's wrong, though. Jennifer Hale is by far the more remembered and iconic Shepard.

>>123999518
they weren't actually gods, they were just heroes from some unknown war that got full of themselves and eventually declared themselves to be gods. evidence also points to them just being huge assholes in general.

>>123999528
Only among feminists on BSN and tumblr

>>123999518
They weren't gods, just really powerful generals who had slaves and were big dicks. Mythal was like "hey, maybe we should be a little nicer uwu" so they all killed her and Solas was like "what the fuck" so he sealed them all in the Fade, which fucked up the elves, causing them to lose their empire and their immortality.

>>123997052
There's only two such persons - Zev and Morri.

>>123999806
>so he sealed them all in the Fade

Is this when the veil was created?

>>123999718
So the bulk of the dedicated fanbase?

>>124000032
Yeah, Solas had to make the Veil to seal them. Unfortunately the Elven empire relied on the power or the Fade, so without it, they crumpled. That's why they started seeing Solas as a dick.

>>124000208
>the dedicated fanbase
I wish this wasn't true. These fucking people are one of the major parts of why Bioware is turning to shit

>>124000601
Blame the ME3 ending. After that shitstorm these tumblr landwhales were the only ones who stayed in their forums since they didn't play the games for anything but romance simulator.

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>>124000601

It's just a trend, like hippies... it will end... someday.

>>124001362
Poor Tulpa. It won't. They'll reign forever until they're gassed, just like the elves.

>>124001362
Is there any possible way to have Morrigan killed in DA:I?

>>124000958
>>124000601
Maybe you guys should be more dedicated then. Bioware doesn't need to cater to fickle people who criticise everything to make money. That being said how do you play these games as only romance simulators? You still have to do a ton of shit to complete them.

>>124003813
>That being said how do you play these games as only romance simulators?
You play it on easy mode?

>>124001913

Then we must do what has to be done...

>>124003813

Uh, how would you go on playing with the MC being dead?

>>123997052
Zevran.

>>124004257
I thought she turned into the dragon if you let her drink from the well. And the dragon dies.

>>124004448

You thought wrong then, about the last part at least.

>>124004742
The dragon literally gets killed by the archdemon. How would Morrigan being the dragon not die?

who else /downloading jade empire/ here?

>>124003813
I didn't have to do shit aside from lay back and let my mouthy fandom mates do the work. Managed to get the best romantic ending in Inquisition.

>>124007087
she just doesn't

actually i don't know how you could miss morrigan surviving considering she narrates the epilogue

>>124007087

The Dragon/Morri gets injured after buying you enough time, not killed. She passes out and loses her dragon form.

>>124007515
They kill the dragon if Morri isn't it.
Wow what horse shit. Why is that dumb bitch so important anyway.

All she does is bicker and complain while being a narcissistic cunt

>>124007895
>Why is that dumb bitch so important anyway.
she's maybe going to be the next mythal host, that's why

she's also basically the franchise's mascot at this point

>>123995741
Nursing. It should be easy, but there's a limited amount of slots so I'm going to have to cut my shitposting to get in.

>>124008193
Nursing is far from easy. Just a heads up. Usually only the people too retarded to understand the consequences of failure are the ones that are stress free in Nursing courses.

>>124008001
How does she become mythals host if she didn't drink from the well of sorrows
She's a pretty shitty mascot
Talks like a retard and doesn't know anything

Doing a human noble run and marrying Anora.

Is it possible to keep the Warden and Loghain alive without the dark ritual?

Can I somehow spare Loghain and still keep Alistair in my party to throw at the archdemon?

Started playing DA:I recently, hinterlands was pretty dull and it took time before I warmed up to this game. Now I realized that I missed Blackwall (started the quests with Hawke and Warden), is it possible to add him with save editor? I seen there was recruit flag for Vivienne but Blackwall has different flags (blackwall_state blackwall_prison).
I have no saves to fall back to and I definetly dont want to start the game all over.

>>124009141
no to both of your questions

Alright, so if the elven gods were just powerful dudes, what are the old gods/archdemons?

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>>124008510
Yeah but I'm trying to live in blissful ignorance for another month.

>tfw my director laughed at me when she saw the courses I'm enrolling in

>>124009141
I don't think so. Alistair fucks off to become a drunk if you let Loghain live. You'll have to kill yourself or Loghain if you don't want to do the ritual.

>>124008627
Solaswife, please. Not again.

>>124009232

Shiiiiiit, guess Loghains gonna die then. What should I do with Alistair, guys? I don't really have any strong feeling about him one way or the other.

>>124009296
No one knows, yet.

>>124008627
Because Flemeth is her mother you dumb cunt.

>>124009545

Any hints at all from Bioware? You'd think after three games there'd at least be some popularly accepted theories.

>>124009630
Flemeth dead tho

>>124009681
I think the most popular theories were that the Old Gods WERE the Elven Gods, but those are mostly dead now after Inquisition.

>>124009503
As I mentioned in another post, if you let Loghain live without making Alistair a hardened King, he'll leave and Loghain replace him in your party.

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>>124007895

>They kill the dragon if Morri isn't it.
And that made you so sure the same would happen in a different scenario?
They obviously had to get rid of the dragon you tamed because they had no idea how else they would work it out and didn't want "WHAT ABOUT MY DRAGON BIOWEAR" posts.
>All she does is bicker and complain while being a narcissistic cunt
Lovely, right? ( ´･ω･`)

>>124010258
Well yeah, but that Anon could still let Anora execute him if he wanted to be a dick, couldn't he?

>>124009932
Did you actually play the game or are you just here to shitpost?
(I know the answer already)

By the goddess, /bwg/ is back!

>>124010685
By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!

Will you PLEASE STOP talking about Dragon Age holy shit fuck that series. Post Joker x Eli.

>>124010848
who the fuck is eli

>>124011004
I think he meant EDI

Is there a reason I keep getting wrecked in Baldur's Gate? Or am I just really, really bad at it? I know I'm really bad at it. I just didn't think I was really, really bad.

>>124010848
This is /dag/, bitchboy.

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Jakku fucking sucks..!!

>>124010765

IT'S THE GRAND CHAMPION
>tfw I can even remember his stupid hair
Does that make him a good character?

>>124010848

Eli as in. . . kid liquid snake?

>>124011004
Nucky's brother. This isn't Boardwalk General?

>>124010442

Yep, I could let Anora execute him and give him the "Be a man, for once." line as he's taken away.

And since Loghain is going to die anyway I could also just execute him myself(good way to start of the marriage, show Anora I mean business) and let Alistair kill the archdemon.

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>>124010627
She looked pretty dead to me
Unless she can transfer bodies and is going to fuck up Solas

>>124011257

Wait, will Anora still marry me if I shrek her dad in front of her?

>>124011354
That's not the point you turbonewfag

>>124011257
I don't think Anora will marry you if you execute her dad. You can have Alistair do it. Just have him do the duel as your proxy and he'll automatically lop Loghain's head off at the end, you won't even get the chance to try to save him, and that Orlesian Warden won't come in and offer to make him a Warden either. I usually just let Alistair have the honors so I don't have to deal with the bullshit.

>>124010848
>EDI & Joker

Disgusting abomination. I'm still pissed that your forced to turn pro AI in the third game no matter what.

>>124011434
I don't think she'll marry anyone if you murder her dad.

>>124009196
Can you not go back to an earlier save? I don't recommend taking on all of Hinterlands in one go because it can make you hate yourself.

>>124011257
Why don't you want to take the dark ritual? Don't want any bastards?

>>124011434
>>124011598
if you want to marry her but want loghain dead, alistair has to kill him

>>124011546

Shit, this game doesn't let me have any fun.
I just want an emotionally damaged waifu that lets me run the kingdom out of a mix of fear and stockholm-induced love.

Fuck you Bioware.

>>124009296
I suspect they're the Forgotten Ones. We've gone into extreme loreposting many a night trying to fit the pieces together for a lot of things.
>>124009412
It'll be tough. Medical Terminology is fucking fun though.

>>124011956
Your character gives Alistair the nod before he does the killing blow, so you're clearly complicit. Plus you're the one who names Alistair as proxy.

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>>124011589
>not loving best me waifu

>>124011739

I don't want Flemflam to end up with an old god soul.

It would be mildly amusing to make Loghain do it, but nah.

>>124011956
>>124012089
Oh by the way, don't harden Alistair if you do this because after he chops off Loghain's head he'll declare himself king.

>>124010848
Can you romance Joker? Seth Green is pretty great.

>>124012238
>not wanting Flemeth/Mythal/Morrigan to have more power against Solas

your loss m80

>>124012136
>you can't even fuck the sexbot

Fuck you Joker, everything on this ship is mine.

>>124012302
no, no cripple husbando for us. EDI gets him all to herself. stupid AI.

>>124012401
But the old god soul does nothing

>>124012001
Yeah anatomy and biology were my favorite subjects in high school. Unfortunately I remember little to nothing.

>>124012302
If you try flirting with him in the third game he shakes you off for his robo waifu.

>>124011472
So Morrigan can't get any powers if Flemeth dies. Got it.

>>124012401
Well when you put it that way it sounds better.

But since it's a Bioware game I'm sure I'll be able to take out Solas without it and it will be of almost no consequence.

>>124012283

Yea, and I'm pretty sure you can fight Loghain yourself and then order Alistair to kill him. You don't need to have Alistair fight in your place.

>>124012598

Or perhaps...

>>124011719
My last manual save that is viable for that is during the templar recruitment right before fighting Envy.
Now I am done with pretty much everything in the Western approach, killed 2 high dragons done a lot of shit on maps I visited and I'm lvl15.
How good is blackwall plot/character-wise? There's only a couple of companions I'm fond of so far.

I seriously thought that I'm gonna get him later because of the talk that "all wardens dissapeared" so I ignored the issue and now I learned that I'm fucked. I hoped save editor can change a flag or something to add him recruited to skyhold.

>>124012443
>>124012538
Man. That's bullshit.
>>124012538
A&P gets heavy into the chemistry involved in body processes. It's not a walk in the park. Depending on your school, you might get to play with cadavers though.

Anyone else pass on Zevran almost every play-through?

I just can't justify letting an assassin that just tried to kill me come sleep in my camp. Even though I always feel the urge to collect every companion.

I done runs leaving Sten behind too but not as often.

>>124012986
If you give Cass a shit ton of guard you'll be okay. Blackwall isn't plot required, Vivienne is widely considered a cantankerous cunt. Did you get Iron Bull?

>>124013382
I only had Zevran one run and really didn't like him so I just killed him every other time

>>124013382
I killed Zev the first go around and kept him alive on others. His slutty personality grated on me, so I usually just left him in camp and only tried exhausting the banter wheel.

>>124013431
Everyone except the wall, I don't worry about combat specific shit - just the content. He sounded like one of those characters it wouldnt be painful to talk to.

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>>123995613
>he will never calibrate your gun

>>124003813
>Is there any possible way to have Morrigan killed in DA:I?
She's got plot armor protecting her

>>124013626
He's self loathing, and you can find out why on youtube if you really want to see but don't want to restart.

>>124013382
If you don't play as a rogue then he's the only rogue that isn't a vapid cunt, he has entertaining dialogue during some encounters.

>>124013382

I like him as a character but from an RP standpoint I should probably kill him. I never did it so far though, my metagame is too strong.

>>124013626
>He sounded like one of those characters it wouldnt be painful to talk to.
Pretty much. He's a good guy and genuinely regrets the shit he's done. Best tank too.

>>124013804
I am so glad Bioware chose to give the less shitty bislut a bigger role just forgot about that ugly latino ape

>>124014530
>ugly latino ape

kek

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>>124014530
>Morri is intertwined in the lore
>Lel has a huge role even if she was killed off
>Alistair shows up if he's not dead or drunk

Being a Zevfag must be suffering

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>>124014948
Teagan was so handsome and happy before he got cancer

>>124014948
Well at least he actually stays with the Warden, I guess...

>All female priest analogues
>Female Pope analogue
>Divine can be a bisexual reformed-turboslut
>No actual discernible doctrine besides 'careful bout them mages'

Is the Chantry just Bioware's progressive idea of what the Catholic Church should be?

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>>124015060
Putting up with Isolde's shit is sucking the life out of him

>>124015183
Doesn't an epilogue with romanced Lelianna show the warden and her meeting up every once in a while? How does that happen if he's suppose to be on a huge mission about stopping the calling?

>>124015457
It's what it's turning into.

>>124015457
Bioware is making everyone progressive. Even the fucking Qunari

>>124015539
He can't stay in the wilderness forever, he might need to swing by civilization for supplies or information sometimes. Might as well drop by and get laid while he's at it, if he's in the neighborhood.

or she, pick your own pronoun

>>124015457
I read a codex that said Thedas doesn't really give a shit about homosexuality unless you're royalty.

No one cares that Lel is a dyke. They only care if she's in a relationship as that's frowned upon, along with everything else she does.

>>124015810

Does the chant of light have any dogma at all, or would that be too oppressive? What's the point of spreading it all over the world if it makes no judgments on anything besides magic?

>>124016316
>worshiping false gods is a nono
>magic exists to serve man, not rule over him
>don't fuq wit the Maker's waifu

The only ones I can think of. I mean there's bound to be more given the exalted marches they've had.

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>get home
>bwg
At least these cookies taste good..

>>124016885
>I mean there's bound to be more given the exalted marches they've had.

Yea, they just kind of leave you to assume them though.

I mean obviously there can't be any restrictions on sexuality in a Bioware game. But other than that I guess they just expect you to fill in the blanks with Christianity.

>>124017142
But /bwg/ is objectively superior.

>>124016885
well the fact that they made the Canticle of Shartan a dissonant verse instead of canonizing it sort of implies the church was a-okay with shitting on elves. Leliana canonizes it though.

>>124017142
hope they're past their expiration date, sweetie......

>>124017480
My mom baked them today, actually.

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>>124017142
You'll survive.

I'm starving but I'm too fucking lazy to bake cookies.

>>124017461

>the church was a-okay with shitting on elves

As it should be.

>22 ips
ayy lamo

>>124017906
That's a bit less than there was in the last /dag/

>>124020853
last one had 27, but the ones before it had 33 and 40

bwg is killing us

>>124020975
maybe /dag/ is killing /bwg/

Remember when mum got those cum laced cookies from that cosplayer?

>>124021316
I like when we alternate...

>>124020853
The last /dag/ had like 50 or 60

>>124022478
having bwg is like racemixing
aka
bad

>>124022807
wow rude

>>124022807
Racemixing as in blacks and whites, or elves and humans?

/pol/ please leave

>>124025406
elves and shem

>>124025935
Bad for elves which means it's good.

>>124021364
Please elaborate.

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>ywn meet anything like or anything close to Solas in your lifetime
Why is 3DPD?

>>124031321
its a fucking video game
get over it

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>>124031321
There's always your dreams

>>124031321
Thank the Maker.

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http://strawpoll.me/6155953
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>>124032505
I can't pick!!!

BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

>>124032505
what is wrong with kpopfags? They're the most cancerous on their board and can't even understand korean

feels good to know that /bwg/ and /dag are going to end up in the same grave together

hey, jade empire is free again (and for real this time, not a bug)
finally an excuse to put down this shit excuse for a game for a while, ME2 can go fuck itself

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>>124032787
>>124032873
rude t b h

>>124033139
I kind of want to try to play it again, but I also remember the combat being awful. But the music is still great.

>>124033139
>hating the best ME
But yeah, definitely play jade empire

>>124033263
They didn't say anything about ME1 though

The thing that upsets me most about BioWare games is that despite the large focus on sexuality compared to other games it's not lewd, it's just political.

>>124031321
You find someone with similar attributes.
>>124033250
I like this one. Her chubby cheeks are cute.

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>>124033694
It's Jess and Jess combined... she's not r e a l

Question: In the DA games, in order to complete a romance are you required to fuck the LI?

>>124033875
Some of them do, some don't.

>>124033875
Not with Dorian, Solas, or Josephine. Everyone else in every other game yeah you gots to fuck

>>124033838
I can't believe I didn't notice the image overlay.
>>124033995
There's no option to be like "I love you, but I'm not ready for sexy times? "

>>124034201
No, why would you want to do that?

>>124034201
it's like you don't really wanna play a bwg dating sim

>>124034201
>There's no option to be like "I love you, but I'm not ready for sexy times? "
Not for any of the ones not mentioned

>>124034268
I took the option for it. I was just thinking about it in my car earlier for some reason. Why would they make that a requirement? That's a tad weird.

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>>124033838
Wait a minute that hair...

>>124034619
Because if your relationship hasn't developed to the point where you are ready and willing to consumate it, it's not really a fully fledged relationship is it?

>>124034796
What about moralfags that want marriage first or asexual people?

>Hold off exhausting my companions' dialogue close to the end game
>Complete Dorian's romance
>Ask him about Tevinter or something
>"It occurs to me that I barely know anything about you"
Inky a slut

Is the protag in Jade Empire voiced? I'm guessing no? I can't decide if I should play a qt mean martial arts slut or be a bro tier hero monk, what would you guys recommend?

>>124035192
slut evertim

>>124035192
bro tier hero monk who fucks the sad widower

Stupid question, but is there any difference between the Steam and Origin versions of Jade Empire? Like is one better optimized or something?

is the DLC worth it

>>124035291
>>124036318
can i learn more martial art styles later or i'm stuck with what i start with?

>>124037616
JoH, Descent, and Trespasser are the only ones worth it

>>124038065
You get more.

>>124032505
>Dasom! 3 votes
Of course /da... /bwg/ would pick the one that likes M*n**ns...

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Solas evening, /bwg/. Nice OP by the way.

>mfw reading last thread
>shitposters are actually starting to impresonate me and document my posts
Not quite 'ejacuating on facebook photos' level, but getting there. As expected of depraved Europeans from /meg/ or some other den of degeneracy. At least come up with your own material if you want to shitpost so much.
Also, I'm not a hairy man, a troll, or a /pol/ user, wtf did that even come from?
/blog

>>123995223
Stop shitposting.
>>123995605
I doubt you'll miss anything of value, it's not like any new games are coming out for any Bioware games that matter.
>>123996837
I wasn't even sure which solasfriend 'vhenan-chan' was even referring to at first, but it seems to have a very negative connotation so I assume it's me? And I'm quite real like the /pol/ shitposter in >>123997009 said (and not a fucking man, what the fuck).
>>123996451
Stop this stupid meme.
>>123997104
>>123997378
This!
>>124017142
>>124017665
Hey vhenan.
>>124022478
After four days, everyone and their mum changed their IP's at least three times. There are 15-20 people here at most. Hell, this super on-topic poll has 10 votes >>124032505
>>124031321
It hurts...
>>124035192
What kind of stupid question is this? It came out in 2005.
>>124036318
>being a degenerate
>>124038065
There's quite a lot of freedom in how you can level your character, you can master several weapons and styles at the same playthrough.
>>124036738
Both are the same 'special edition'.
>>124033603
Can you please stop beating the same dead horse in every thread? Thanks.

>>124037616
Only Trespasser is relevant to the story. Everything else is extra.

>>124039406
>Also, I'm not a hairy man

What's the point...

>>124039551
Why is it even here...

>fucked up and wanted to reload my save
>was in the save tab instead of the load tab
>kept clicking on all my saves wondering why they were all bugged and loading me to the exact spot i'm already in
>realized too late that i just overwrote all my saves
time to kill myself

>>124039670
Everyone who's not a hairy man needs to leave /bwg/ NOW

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>>124039406
Hello lethallan! Good to see you. That last thread was horrendous with that shitposter impersonating you near the end. He was even using Solas' beautiful visage..sigh.
I wish I could kill Morrigan I'm wondering what is going to happen between Morrigan and Solas in DA4 since they were at odds with each other in DA:I, but then Solas supports Mythal and if Morrigan becomes Mythal's vessel...will he agree? I still get angry that it's a filthy shem that gets it.

I hope your morning was peaceful today.

>>124039406
kill yourself my man

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>>124040174
>killing the protagonist
good luck hun

>>124040521
Enlighten me how she is the protagonist again.

https://d.maxfile.ro/vqnikgudcq.webm
https://d.maxfile.ro/dfuokmudmx.webm
https://d.maxfile.ro/bjzysjnndr.webm

>>124041514
luckily it's so shitty i can just pretend it's a bad dream and not real

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>>124040832
>I don't think Morrigan is mature enough to understand what Solas is trying to do (unlike Flemeth).
I just hate how she bickers on and on about "oooh I understand more than you" but then I'm the fucking elf mage here. badumptush then she fights with Solas of all people and starts repeating Dalish myths. Solas is a fucking god you dumb witch. Good thing Solas started blowing everything the fuck out in banter as the game progressed, made me feel warm inside.
>Well, we still don't know if the well or the eluvian piece has more power? I hope it's the well so that my quizzy can get all the cameos.
But Solas took control of all the eluvians, I don't think she can do anything with them anymore. Also he has a bit of Mythal's power now and I am assuming that he'll regain his own powers soon.
I'll also be very angry if we're forced to watch a cutscene where Morrigan attacks Solas and hurts him...I'd just be thinking about how if my quizzy was there she'd blast her back to the Deep Roads.

Also I think we will be able to use Blood Magic in DA4, there's been too much of it being used in DA:I they gotta bring it back in Tevinter.

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>>124041637
Technically, nothing is real...

>>124041750
stop
she's real in my heart

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I wonder what Solas would look like as a dead quarian...

Why the fuck do people like gay cunt Solas so much? Or is it just two posters that have nothing better to do than circlejerk about some boring and imaginary bald elf all day?

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>>124041514
MY EYES. MY EYES. SOLAS SOLAS HELP. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH. WHAT IS THIS?? WHY DID YOU POST THIS. I'M GOING TO CRY.

>>124041937
quarians are LITERALLY space elves

>>124041816
cleanse your eyepussies with this

http://dagna.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2573

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>>124042447
Same quality of fans at least.

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my friend saw my cass folder and knows I have a waifu now, what do I do /dag/

>>124042683
time to end it all my man

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>>124042683
Drop them. Isn't she more important?

>>124042629
hah

>>124042683
Why do you let your friends use your computer? I tell mine that there's a ton of gay porn. It's not a lie but it stops them from going through my computer to find the weird shit

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>>124041514
That vagina is a bit low.
>>124041703
>Good thing Solas started blowing everything the fuck out in banter as the game progressed, made me feel warm inside.
I just hate that he can't btfo Varric as well during Cole's quest. It's obvious that the writers are trying to show that being a spirit is the 'bad' conclusion when it actually isn't.
>Also he has a bit of Mythal's power now and I am assuming that he'll regain his own powers soon.
He also has the anchor, soon he'll be unstoppable.
>I'll also be very angry if we're forced to watch a cutscene where Morrigan attacks Solas and hurts him...
Ugh, I'd rather he got shot by frickin Scout Harding.
>they gotta bring it back in Tevinter
I really hope so too, while I'm a moralfag irl I like playing evil characters.
>>124041937
At least post a male quarian.
>>124041983
Better question is, why are you bitching about it? Feeling lonely?
>>124042285
Don't cry vhenan! It's just poorly made porn.
>>124042447
Not true.
>>124042467
Oh hey, it's that Russian Solas artist :3
>>124042683
Is your friend a normie?

Whch waifu has the nicest armpits??

>>124041703
>>124043232
Is this real? I mean I know the wives are a bit touched in the head but all of this is just so faggy and awful

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>>124043232
>He also has the anchor, soon he'll be unstoppable.
I thought he destroyed the anchor, how did he take it back?
>I really hope so too, while I'm a moralfag irl I like playing evil characters.
Gasp! Lethallan!!! Blood magic is not evil, it is who and how that makes it evil. Don't you remember what Solas told us!

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>>124043232
>>124042770
>>124042785
>>124042876
yeah hes a pretty normal dood, but I ended up telling him its just memes for /dag/ and that none of its serious

>>124043559
Best not to think to hard about them. They're not worth it t b h

>>124043626
I'm sure he believed you...

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>>124039406
>>124040832
>>124043232
What's up with your proclivity to respond to every post senpai?

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>>124043559
I am real, yes.

>>124043626
Could be worse. My best friend is a Cullenite.

>>124043946
why are they still your best friend...?

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>>124043771

>>124044058
She's a fun person despite her shit taste and the only person I can talk about DA with IRL.

>>124044058
There's nothing particularly wrong with cullenites they just think with their vaginas, they're like the Liarafags of DA. Vhenans are far more obnoxious with the holier than thou attitude about everything and frightening degrees of autism

>>124044539
After seeing what other Solaswives are like on /dag/, I'm kind of relieved she's a Cullenite.

>>124044689
Whats wrong with Cullen I thought he was an alright guy.

>>124043242
Probably Merrill?
>>124043569
>I thought he destroyed the anchor, how did he take it back?
Well, he actually removes the arm, so I assume he took it with him?
>Blood magic is not evil, it is who and how that makes it evil. Don't you remember what Solas told us!
Oh right! I forgot about His words of wisdom. I'm so sorry, Fen'Harel.
>>124043559
Fuck you.
>>124043626
So it's all good then. I found some stupid MLP shit on my friend's computer once, that didn't ruin our friendship.
>>124043820
I want shitposters to know that the do not go unnoticed.
>>124043946
Are you a 30 year old woman?
>>124044539
>frightening degrees of autism
You haven't seen anything yet, kid.

>cullenites talking about how awesome they are now just because new autismos showed up
kek

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>>124041514

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>>124045116
>Well, he actually removes the arm, so I assume he took it with him?
He disintegrated the arm. It crumbles away in the cutscene. I don't think the anchor exists anymore since not even Corypheus could take it from the Quiz.

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>>124044539
>holier than thou attitude about everything
You mean Templarfags.

>>124045325
>solaswives
>new

>>124045325
pretty transparent t b h given how we know this place is still full of them

is there anyone here whose identity is NOT defined by their waifu...

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>>124045403
Well, Weekes tweeted that he 'removes' Lavellan's arm, so I assumed he just cut it off? I'm not sure though, I've been trying to find something about the fate of the anchor but there has been no official word...
>>124045651
Templarfags are just shitposters from /tg/, nobody can actually relate to Dragon Age's junkies. Right?

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I SAID ENOUGH

>>124046018
Waifus are the only thing to talk about when the next game will be out in 30 years.

>>124046286
You're taking HIS side?!

>>124046286
get a trip pls

>>124045116
There she goes, bringing up the age shit. I'm sorry that not all women want the bad boys that want to conquer the world (or burn it down in bald elf's case). >>124045325
We all already have enough fuel for endless shitposting at this point. Why give you the molotov?

>>124046414
Let's all get trips!

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>>124046414
Nah.

>>124046439
>actually falling for vhenanchan's baiting
only a cullenite could be this retarded and self absorbed l m a o

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>>124046439
>Solas
>bad boy
Try harder? You should learn to appreciate complex characters, especially at your age.

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>>124046734
>complex characters
>bioware

>>124046734
I guess at your age, you'll have to learn the hard way that people who go after immense power aren't likely to take you along for the ride. You're only holding them back Vhenan.

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>>124046414
>>124046579
>>124046732
Stop shitposting.
>>124046306
In the absence of more Dragon Age waifus, all we can do is look back to other waifus of the past.
>>124047014
Nice non-argument.
>>124047113
Except that the protagonist of a video game is actually the most powerful entity? I'll still save Solas, even if I have to play as a filthy shem in Dragon Age 4-10.

Are we like those weirdos who are really in to specific twilight characters

>>124047271
Just some of us.

>>124047271
someone post the picture of that pillow with solas' face on it

>>124047224
Why does it think it's a janitor?

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>>124047472

>>124047271
Most of this is ironic shitposting and roleplay. Hopefully.
>>124047224
>implying DA will last that long.
Your protag is now a gimpy fuck with no real purpose.

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Elizabeth cosplaying as Jack...

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>>124047472
This?
>>124047508
If I was a janitor, I could actually delete blatant shitposts.

>>124048516
Like your own? :3c

>>124048516
I wish I had that pillow...

>>124048516
I wish I could burn that pillow...

>>124048865
I would throw it out. Save the burning for that purple animal print abomination.

fhm:
>>124023042

>>124048690
Trust me, I know that feeling, vhenan.
>you will never have a secret santa that brings you a Solas dakimakura for Christmas
>not far gone enough to buy one yourself
Pure suffering.
>>124048865
Stop being violent for no reason.

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>>124049163
>Stop being violent for no reason.
Tell Solas.

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Someone please hold me, I just came across this Solas song and burst into literal tears. So beautiful ;_;
https://soundcloud.com/theseaswells/dread-wolf
>>124049298
Solas is actually very gentle compared to some other companions. Actually, compared to all of them.

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>>124049342

>>124049342
>Solas is actually very gentle
If you genuinely believe this, I suggest you seek mental help. There are a number of treatments and medication that would benefit you.

>>124049638
She's lost. There's no use in trying.

>>124049342
>this is real
so this is what autism sounds like...

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>>124049342

>>124049342
Solas is actually a racist

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>>124049342
>https://soundcloud.com/theseaswells/dread-wolf
Oh Mythal, I never thought I'd ever hear an actually good fan-made piece of anything in my life. This is amazing, thank you for sharing lethallan. I send you my arms virtually at your behest.

>>124050137
Don't cry, at least not alone. Fen'Harel shall watch over you. Sleep well.

>>124050137
>I'm so sad guys, I literally can't stop crying
>nice trips btw xD
. . .

>>124050137
Enjoy the bitter tears of loneliness from treating people like shit.
Night

>>124050137
See, this post is clearly the work of a troll, but I have trouble believing any troll would be as dedicated as you have been.

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>>124050289
>>124050326
>>124050412
How distasteful of you all.

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It's time for me to also greet the Fade...remember elves are friends, not slaves.

get fucked

>>124053776
I'm trying

>>124053803
get fucked harder

Everyone shut the fuck up and show some fucking respect.

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>>124054885

>>124046018

Mr Joints!

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So it's /bwg/ again?

>>124061980
I can't wait until we're /dag/ again...

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Why was it even changed? Haven't been here for a long time.

You still do those "post waifu and your credit card number and mother's maiden name" and other /soc/ shit?

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Posted the small version accidentally, I'm sure you want to see the picture in its whole glory :)

>>124049638

She's already on meds, fellow shitposter.

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How does Trespasser change the game? I don't know if I should just replay the whole game with the DLC.

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>>124065572
>That body

>>124065612
Hey, it's not his fault he was born an elf!

Mornin' /dag/!

>>124065572
Gives a proper ending and makes room for DA4. The only decision that really matters is whether you let Bull save the Chargers because If he's not Tal Vashoth he turns against you and you have to kill him.

>>124068212
>/dag/
Who?

>>124068451
Oh shit we're /bwg/ again aren't we

>>124065572
It gives the game a better ending. Though it also further retcons the Qun by introducing fighting female Qunari

>>124068610

>further retcons the Qun by introducing fighting female Qunari

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>>124068610
What's their shitfuck excuse for that? Do they "identify" as men or some degenerate retardo tranny shit?

>>124070070
She was the Viddasala, so her main priorities were reeducation and quarantining magic. The closest she actually comes to fighting is throwing a spear once.

>>124070158
Yeah, but there's also multiple female Qunari enemies that you fight along the way

>>124070248
Huh. I didn't notice that.

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Can someone explain to me how you're supposed to actually mod DAO:UE for Steam? I installed the Mod Manager but I'm not sure where I'm supposed to place it or actually install stuff due to the lack of a readme.

>>124071029

If they're dazips you can just install them with DAupdater. Should be in the data folder or wherever the launcher is.

It's been a while.

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>>124049342
>check chick's account
>also released a love song for Garrus
is there any end to this autism?

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>>124049342

>>124068610
>>124070070
>>124070248
They're ben hassrath and mages which have had females among their ranks since DA2

>>124072028
would fug if drunk

>>124072154
Since SJW Felicia Day DLC

>>124072287

The amount of alcohol required for that is lethal

>>124072028
Can't tell if she's making a quizzical expression or if her eyebrows are uneven

>>124062714
It was our trademark, but now we have a reportfag that has assumed the role of Destroyer of Fun.

>>124072561
Literally nothing of that kind was reported in weekes