/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>he can't bhop

maybe if im first ill get an invite

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YOUR NEXT LINE WILL BE
>tfw /notin/

>>124018586
I'm sorry anon

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>>124018570
Bhopping is easy in MonHun.

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i've had enough

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>>124018596
>tfw /in/

pretty shit game tbqh senpai

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>>124018961

Jammku confirmed for best bro.

Just got beta access.

All you haters should go follow his shit and watch, you'll get a key. Same way Sodapoppin's top followers all got access.

>>124019043
Where'd you contact him

Been /in/ since forever, it's a pretty gud game, like today I only screamed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and punched my monitor twice.

>>124019043
Here is your reply.

>>124019030
Except he did give out beta access to SC2 months before the game launched.

>>124020067
Accept my request Jammku

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need 2 breed

>>124020203
He only does it for subscribers / followers. He isn't going to give you beta unless you're part of his community.

>>124020358
I follow him. I'm a part of everything he has.

>>124020067

No, he most certainly did not.

All he does is sit here and respond to himself all day.

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I must impregnate this korean girl many times in the interest of creating multiple children

>>124020420
He did. He even gave 14 day guest passes once he got the collectors edition.

>>124020950
I KNOW ITS YOU JAMMKU. ACCEPT ME.

Lucio is the purest.

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>>124020217
>>124020517
>no line of d.va saying 'are you stupid?'
this is the game's greatest flaw

Do you think the OW characters compare bodies in the shower?

>>124021230
How big is Rein's dick

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Holy shit!!!
Check your emails NOW!!!!!

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>>124021813
still nothing anon

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>>124021758

The Biggest

i need that orgasm dart post asap

>>124021061
Does she call anyone a noob?

>>124022089
search archive retard

>>124021813
everytime

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>>124021813
excellent b8

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>No one good streaming
>No beta invite
>Already masturbated 5 times to D.va
Back to bed

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>>124023358
night anime!

>>124023358
Dont leave anon! I'll let you use my account if you want

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>1669 viewers
>8:30 PM EST
Dead.

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>close out of hearthstone, battlenet updater pops up with "Overwatch has started an update"
>Game is still not playable, check email to double check, still nothing

Dammit Blizzard why do you do this to me?

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>>124023358
>>Already masturbated 5 times to D.va
Do you do it quick or nice and slow?

>>124023483
Are you serious?

Imthem#1882

Message me. NOW.

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>>124023734
Both.

>>124023761
>ImThem

Jesus christ you're everywhere

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>>124023761
>People keep posting IDs

>>124023895
post your ID and i will seriously let you use my account

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How the fuck is no one good streaming this game this late at night holy fuck is this game even played by anyone anymore

>>124024081
What? I. already. said.

ADD IMTHEM#1882

RIGHT. NOW.

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>tfw no one will share an account with me

>>124024262
Fine guess you dont want to use it

Post your bnet ID and e-mail associated with the account and I'll let you play my account.
>>124024262
E-mail too please.

>>124024442
[email protected]

I'll use it senpai just send your info right here

>>124024251
I like roflgator, he has pretty good quality and he's a bit funny.

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>>124024569
Alright I'll try this cocksucker out,don't disappoint me anon.

>>124024251
>watching streams of any game

kek behavior

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>>124023853

>>124024251

roflgator is really the only streamer I can stand, hes not an opinionated jerk and he has some pretty decent skills

If only they would send out keys to more people so the game wouldn't be so dead.

>>124025076
>so the game wouldn't be so dead.
game isn't dead you're just salty cause you're not in

>>124024704
Ok.

>>124024706
Watching SOME streams is fun.

>>124025214

Less than 4k viewers on twitch. Its dead, anon

Is this sharing of accounts actually going on, or is it just a very elaborate ruse.

>>124025214

I have a friend that is in who waits 30+ minutes in queue at night. Combine that with the fact that it has even less viewers than heroes of the storm most of the time and sits in the 25-40th viewed game on twitch.

Dead my friend, the hype train has derailed.

>>124025470
>elaborate

It's just regular rusing.

3 days now since last time bothered to play this game

meanwhile some people are spending hundreds of dollars to get a beta account lol

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>>124025470
What do you think, anon?

>>124025470
Im still waiting for a cute anime to post their ID so I can share my account with or possibly even get it stolen

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>>124025649
woops forgot my id

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>>124025649
Whats more cute and anime than the junkers?
ASingleWorm#1915

>>124024275
that's because that'll get your access removed anon

>>124026038
roadhog and junkrat is a pretty based otp

What the shit - did anyone get in today?

>>124027000
Jammku gave me one today. I followed his twitter and youtube, then asked him on bnet for one.

>>124027000

No, there are no more invites going out until next year at least

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>>124027000
No one got in at any point. Blizzard hires people to spread the idea that some random peopel got in, but only streamers actually got in for real. There are no invites, no nothing.

>>124027206

If I dont have to pay him money I will sub to everything he has for a beta flag

>>124027000
I think a few people got in as a wave was going out, however seeing as Blizzard reverted the patch changes 10 minutes after implementing them, they probably stopped the invites and focused on fixing the patch because it was bugged or something. idk wtf's going on over there, some transparency would be nice. confusion over a product is the worst thing a company can do when marketing it.

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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?

>>124028339
thanks doc

>still no d.va sfm

>>124030008
Soon.

>>124028339
i didn't before but now i will

Paladins is actually pretty fun

>>124030959
>playing Palashit instead of playing Overwatch

You dont know what real fun is friend

>>124031158
Must be used to iphone games.

Hey, so what about that Overwatch?

>you will NEVER be invited to the beta

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>>124034302

>>124034469
>Widowmaker will NEVER smother you till unconscious with her ass crack

>>124025565
Why the fuck would anyone play overwatch? Accounts can easily sell for $200-300 that same day

>>124028339
No, but I'm starting to think whoever posts this gets a mind wiping orgasm.

>>124034659
If Overwatch was flagged on my account I'd be losing ludicrous amounts of money to sell my battle.net account for less than $1500 due to all the other shit on it.

My friend has Overwatch beta but he never plays, but he plays WoW constantly.

Would I be able to play his Overwatch account while he plays WoW, or would that not work?

>>124036181
Go ahead and try to log into the same bnet account on 2 different computers. I'm sure Blizzard won't ban his account.

>>124034469
I would think Blizz would make use of the winter break as the best means of publicity, open the gates to a fairly large beta to let people drool over their waifu's ass and such. Dunno if they actually care about stress testing the servers, but if they do, perfect time to get as many participants as possible to see what happens under severe loads.

>>124038093

If they don't it's going to get messy, they are showcasing a game that looks and feels nearly complete and not providing any information as to a release date and other questions.

Streamers aren't streaming it and everyone else is losing hype, if they keep this up they are going to turn away a lot of their potential playerbase.

>>124038429
Well spring starts in March, assuming they try to push it out early as possible on that schedule, they still have a few months to do weekend tests and shit, just since they already have pre-orders up seems like a missed opportunity not to make use of people's holiday shopping fervor.

>>124039167

The whole thing is really messy, they have it up for preorder but aren't giving out keys while they are pushing overwatch merchandise in their store instead.

They need to focus on getting people into the beta who want to be there instead of trying to hook streamers who don't care.

>>124039392
Not even don't care so much perhaps, but they're going to burn them out with only a handful of them going at it for as long as possible.
Not sure how much they care about balance, but kind of need lots of people dicking around to see find goofy exploits and such.
With all the mobility I'd think eventually someone might find a way to glitch under the map like the early days of TF2, shit was hilarious.

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>>124023358
Sleep so good.

>>124043065
Let's see proof, friendo.

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>>124031158
>playing Overwatch

if only

y'know

i could do that

Pretty bummed there was no wave today. Don't know what the hell Blizzard is doing when a lot of the people that are in the beta are saying barely anyone is around for matchmaking.

>>124036181
>>124036505

You can't login to b.net on two different computers, it just won't let you.

When I auto-login on my laptop it logs out my desktop

>>124040815
I love you

>>124045576

They're struggling to populate the in game cash-shop. Guarantee they aren't letting the game out the door yet because the higher-ups don't think there's enough monetization yet.

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>>124045876
That's the point.

>>124046009
I know, they've got to implement the skin selection shit and a cash shop before they let a lot of people in.

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So when is that new wave?

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do you think D. VA drinks Mountain Dew™ and eats Doritos™ like a true gamer when she plays Starcraft™ 2?

>>124046828
No that's only for people who play xbone. True Starcraft 2 pros just waste away and die in internet cafes.

>>124046540
Sorry to say but not until next year

reminder to report avatarfags into oblivion until the mods finally do something

>>124046828
No, she's korean, she eats a bunch of spicy food, drinks bubble tea, and says extremely rude/crass/direct things to you about you

Stop watching streams, stop posting on the subreddit if you were before, hype needs to die down

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>>124046540

>>124047692
How does it feel to not be able to play the game for 6 more months?

>>124048609
Shitty, but Blizzard kinda broke me. My hype turned into just wanting something I couldn't have, and when I realized this I realized I don't really care anymore.

I'll just play other games and buy Overwatch when it comes out. A month ago I was ready to pre-order the Origins Edition, but... meh.

So, how does their Battle.net login thing work with consoles? I know if you try to log in on a second computer it kicks your account offline from the first computer, but with Diablo 3 console (which I don't have), is there any login conflict or can you play a game on Playstation while simultaneously being logged in on a computer? I'm assuming they'd use the same thing for Overwatch console version.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>124049840
literally what the fuck

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>>124050820
Sometimes it seems like people don't realize that men and women have different shapes and sizes to their faces

or that lips aren't THAT goddamn differently colored than the rest of our skin, nor that boldly defined

>>124051074
What are you trying to imply anon?

>>124051464
nothing that art is perfect :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>the new patch supposedly increased Toblerone's turret health, and HALVED its upgrade cost
The game's still in beta and any resemblance of balance is already being butchered.

No matter how well the game does I think we're all going to agree that blizzard fucked up marketing this game, even if years down the line it has well over a million dedicated players

>>124052109
Blizzard can't possibly fuck up marketing their own games. They're Blizzard games, so people will buy them just because.

>>124051552
Yeah thats what I thought anon

>>124051406
symmetra is a cutie they just need to fix her face a little bit tbqh

>>124052026
Can confirm that this is not true

>>124052990
It went live for a few minutes then been reverted.

>>124052026
I think very briefly you were able to start the match with a level 3 turret

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/owg/ slowing down, is it going to die or is there another beta weekend coming up?

>>124054194
Next stress weekend not until January at the earliest.

>>124054194
I want to lick Tracer's belly

>>124054347
I want to lick your belly while you lick Tracer's belly

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>>124054418
a-anon,that's lewd

>>124054194
It's dying, there's a point where people just aren't going to wait any longer and are going to go do other shit.

There's more video games than ever vying for our attention and our money, I don't really understand how Blizz thinks this is a winning strategy. I'm sure I'm not the only one that already spent money on the sales that just took place, and none of it went to Blizzard

>>124054194
I'm /in/ and it's time they invite more people

I want to queue at all times and get a 6v6.

>>124054702
Just the way you like it, right? Now how about a game of Overwatch then after we can get even lewder

>>124055740
I don't have my access yet,I'm just gonna keep being lewd on a chinese cartoons imagrboard

>>124056053
Well thats a shame you dont have it yet but when you do get in send me a friend request so we can play together and do other stuff. OuchStopIt #1661

>>124056461
>>124056053
>>124055740
>>124054702
>>124054418
>>124054347
Cease this shit immediately.
I'm at work and you're making me hard.

>>124054886

This is sadly how most of my friends feel, we had a lot of fun in the beta weekend but none of them want to sit around waiting until the spring hoping for something to happen while Blizzard refuses to tell anyone anything about their plans.

Might as well forget it exists and just go play something else.

>>124056803
im sure they will announce something about more beta invites some time this month

How do you feel about Overwatch?
https://strawpoll.me/6156969

>>124057048
where is the "/in/ and loving the shit out of this game" choice?

>>124057182
Make your own Strawpoll, because I don't care anymore.

>>124057182
Uh, what's the point of putting bogus shit on a poll? It's not a joke poll

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https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
https://strawpoll.me/6156988
ACTUAL POLL

>>124056461
Sure why not,mine is Razormind#2455
>>124056645
Cmon anon,don't resist it

Is some butthurt fgt ddosing servers because he didnt get an invite?

>>124060610
What? servers are fine for me anon

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>>124060629

>EU

>>124060610
Seems to be all battle net games, I guess authentication servers down or something.

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>>124060859
>says anime

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>>124060897
At least someone's awake over there this time of night.

>>124060859
Inaba pls you're gayer than both of them

So fucking dead.
>>124054194
Sauce?

Was there an invite wave yesterday? I swear to god all the fucking retards were online yesterday and the games were horrible.

>>124064279
None that were announced.

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Alright guys give me your battlenet IDs.

I'm gonna try something, check back tomorrow

Post your memorable plays:
>Roadhog in Numbani offence
>Enemy team greets us right after the initial spawn poin.
>hook bitches, tank damage, all the good stuff.
>suddenly hear "NERF THIS!" behind me
>enemy D.Va dropped her ulti near me, no cover at hand
>see the lil bitch running off, nope.
>Hook the Gook, we all die together

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>>124064925
>Checked the box that said "Overwatch Beta"
>Months later, still cant play.
>not even weekend stress test

Very memorable.

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>>124064791
Goldendale, Washington.

>>124064925
>Be roadhog
>Tracer jumping around the capture point
>Hook her midair and brrrabt her face
>Use the Gatling gun to take out the remaining four enemies on the point
>Capture it while they all resplendent
The play of the game went to a hanzo
:')

>>124064925
>be reaper on defense
>jump onto the point at the last second
>press Q

>>124066531
Why didn't they just shoot you? :S

>>124067591
They were all dead! xD

>>124067718
If they were all dead then why press Q? :S

>>124028339
>mind wiping
I-I want one..

>>124069296
I got one for you bby ;)

>>124069720
b-but I'm a boy_

>>124069897
Thats even better anon

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>>124069960
but b-boys can't kiss boys anon, you aren't making any sense right now, gosh.

>>124070139
I want to __be Tracer.

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>>124070139
Yes they can silly now let me show you how good it can be

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>>124070345
I want to be the windowmaker
>>124070348
plz anon I'm starting to feel funny

>>124070583
But windowmaker is a mindbroken zombie (hence the skin color).

>>124070583
You can be my widowmaker bby <3

>>124070697
That makes her even better anon

>>124070747
>widowmaker

>>124070697
>implying I don't want my mind broken
yeah..heh u-uh good point anon

I lose my mind when a big hard cock dangles in front of my face. Honestly. My mouth hangs open, my eyes glaze over. My brain gets all mushy and all I want to do is please the cock with my mouth.

Mindbreak is real.

>>124070809
Hers already has been. You wouldn't get to experience it.

>>124070850
W E W
E
W

>>124070697
Skin color is a bonus for me. I heard/saw once "Once you go blue, no other one will do." and damn, it was right. Even though hers look more purple than blue, but her profile says blue, so it counts.

>>124070850
Show me the way to mindbreak hell

>>124070807
>mememaker

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>>124071116
HRT. They say it makes you less horny but it doesn't. Instead of wanting to penetrate things I feel all warm and fuzzy. I'm in heat all day every day. I just want to suck cock, I want cum inside of me, I want to be used as a human cock sleeve. My mind is full of cock. When I actually get to suck a cock or get fucked I swear it's a trance. I feel like time doesn't exist, my brain turns off and only getting fucked matters.

I've become such a little slut whore, help.

>>>/tv/63245966
FUCK

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>>124071576
You sound like a total _qt_
I used to read into hrt a lot and heard this was sometimes the case, and couldn't help but think that it was a benefit

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>>124071576
>>124071879
Gays not welcome.

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>thread full of horny boisluts eager to please others
>but none of them wants to give up the pleasure of being cummed inside and assume the dom role
This is true hell right here.

>>124071985
suffer the wrath of my cock

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Game is so fucking dead we have faggots taking about gay things.

Time to leave this gen until pre-order beta.

>>124074326
See you tomorrow.

>>124074326
Bye anon! I'll miss you!

>>124071985
what is this image from?
artist name?

>>124075254
nvm found it

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>ovewatchの最ドスケベキャラ。
>日中韓キャラ全員描こうかと思ったけど時間が無いのでD.Vaだけ。
>ボディの謎金属塗り忘れたよね…

According to Google autotranslate, he says D.Va is the "most Dirty Little character of ovewatch."

>>124075989
D.va SFM is taking so long

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>>124075989
I NEED TO IMPREGNATE D.VA

>>124076546
No she's mine.

>>124076426
>d.va SFM is taking so long because they want to make sure her tits are perfect

>>124075989
>Overwatch's lewdest character.
>I wanted to draw all the Asian characters, but I don't have the time so I've only drawn D.Va.
>I forgot the body's mysterious metal coating, didn't I...

>You will never get an hour long SFM video of d.va being fucked in every hole in every position
Why live

Why doesn't blizzard give out more beta access? It's like they don't want their game to get more popular and make more money.

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>>124079681
>no SFM video of D. VA trying to maintain a straight face while streaming Starcraft 2 on Twitch whilst a vibrator goes into maximum overdrive in her vagania

why are we still here?

>>124080093
Feb pre-order/more open "closed" beta.

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>>124080156
Just to fap?

>>124080093
Plenty of time for it to get popular in the days immediately prior to it actually making that money post-launch. You want people to be hyped when it's "Yeah! Overwatch next week!" more than "Five to six months? Oh, well, I'll just play completely unrelated things while I wait."

Blizzard's site says this game's deadline is 6/1/2016.

In 8 months with how this selective beta invite is going, this game will be fucking deader than shit in 8 months with all the hype literally disintegrating due to everyone moving on.

Blizzard's model for this game is already failing.

>>124081004
Fuck okay that makes sense. i'm just a little to butthurt about not getting beta access i guess.

>>124081210
You guys are just butthurt. People will just move on in their lives, do all the things they need to do, college, parenting, work, find a qt gf. Once June 1st rolls around the game will be a gigantic hit.

Christmas is soon kids, your games will be inside your stockings. Stop worrying and embrace the life outside your room.

>All the people in here constantly complain about the game or not getting in
>everyone else just erps
Fucking hate this general but i keep coming here.

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>>124080093
>needing beta access to play
Get on my level.

How do I git gud with McCree?

>>124083153
play quake live and use the railgun

>>124083153
play unreal tournament and git gud with the shock rifle

>>124077905
>cowtitted d.VA
How mad

>>124081210
>>124080093
This super closed off beta ends before the end of this year.

In jan/feb we'll be getting a pre-order beta or a much, much more "open" closed beta that will eventually invite 99% of people who sign up by the time the game is within 1-2 months of release.

Maybe pre-order beta won't be until march, who knows.

>>124083993
They aren't going to do that.

>>124084165
They're so going to do that.

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>>124084524

>>124083993
pretty mad

but seeing as widow's were kept the same, im not so sure they'll do it

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>>124084165
>he doesn't want a busty version of d.va

I have read somewhere you can install overwatch without an invite. Can i do anything with it like practice mode or something?

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>>124084165
I'll like it either way so

>>124085321
Either way is fine, busty is probably better honestly.

>tfw no comic of d.VA coaching you in starcraft

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>>124086721
>she will never make a heart with her units and point at you in the audience

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>tfw Diva will never poop on and cover you with an excrement amount greater than her bodymass

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>>124087271

>>124081729
>>124084059
This game's hype has slowly been dying, week after week. Perfect example is Twitch viewing and these threads. Twitch is up to like 1500 viewers or some shit? Generic fighting games have more than that. Also, these threads have gotten slower and slower each week.

Blizzard's model of forcing everyone to wait another 8 months is going to bite them in the ass when everyone says "Overwhat?"

>>124024548
Sent

>>124087965
AckbarAdmiral#1581
[email protected]
please
please
please

>>124087717
Actually, it's at 36k now.
But 33k are from the Yogscast.

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>>124088143
>people keep posting IDs

>>124088305
It's generally around 1500-2000

>>124088457
It's going to be hilarious next month when Overwatch viewers will be down to the 100s.

>>124087965
TenelkaSolo#1491
[email protected]

>Hey guys look at our awesome new video game!
>haha just kidding watch streamers and youtubers play it for a day or two!
>see you in 7 months :^))

Blizzard fucking up the launch, as usual

>>124088753
It's the first stand-alone title associated with Activision - so of course it's going to bomb.

>hurr guys lets kill our new game hype by not letting anyone play it for 8 months

Blizzard has never been so stupid.

https://twitter.com/adultswim/status/672104428804050944

>>124090235
nice

>>124090235
>implying they won't fuck it up

>>124091491
>implying tartakovsky will let them fuck it up

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>>124018472
>Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live and I'm invited.

>>124088143
>>124088706
sent aswell, enjoy!

>>124094856
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you anonnnnnnn

>>124094629
Why don't you just play without an invite?
It's not like you need one to play, it just lets you post on the forums.

>>124094856

Are you sending invites or just letting people use your account...?

>>124095078
He's trolling.

>>124095168

But what if the troll is real this time. Im so desperate for an invite

>>124081215
Nah, it's not on you. It does make sense, which is why Blizzard is dumb for starting the hype train so early. They should have been more honest with how closed the beta would be. They made it seem like the average every day closed beta where just about everyone gets in.

It's only made weirder by the fact that everyone who is in gets to play 24/7 for the next 6 months.

>>124096012
>next 6 months
This beta phase ends this month.

>>124098758
Wrong. The 1st phase of the closed beta ends this month. The closed beta (its entirety) will span over multiple phases. People who got into the closed beta got into it for the long haul.

>>124098983
That's horseshit.
That's fucking retarded holy fuck what, why do the lucky select few get to play the game for 8 months.

>>124099178
Sorry anon, I guess you should have worked harder to be a family or friend of an employee :)
I'm in the same position and I'm fucking pissed

>>124099312
It's not even just 8 months, it's the fact they get to play a $40 game ENTIRELY FOR FREE 8 months ahead of everyone else with ZERO RESTRICTIONS.

Just what the actual fuck.

>>124095041
????

>>124095041
Explain

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>>124099901
8 months of 24/7 playing can get you easily 1k hours into a game if you no-life it, that's not only a disgustingly huge advantage but it's enough time for you to get bored.

By the time I'm even allowed to try Overwatch, people will know the ins and outs of the game so well that it won't even be fun for them anymore. They'll just pubstomp every game they are in.

Meanwhile Blizzard expects me to pre-order now before I can even try the game for a weekend, it's not ready yet for me to play a few rounds but it's ready enough for all the people playing it right now.

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looks like I just saved myself $40

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>>124101615
BLIZZARD GIVE ME HIS FUCKING SLOT

>>124101615
toxic
AND
problematic

>>124100818

Stop being such a self-loathing faggot. Only about 100 people or even less in your region will benefit from the early access while hundreds of thousands will start in the same spot as you, and if you're good enough you can surpass then. Just look at any game that has some sort of competitive scene, fresh players with several less thousands hours than the veterans manages to make a name out of themselves, if not even getting to the top spot.

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>>124101615

>Be underage rager responsability shifter
>Gets account silence instead of ban in a fucking closed beta

>Can't play overwatch
>Maplestory Reboot coming out in twenty minutes
Cya nerds Im gonna relive my childhood

>>124102762

If its still made by nexon its gonna be shit.

>>124103034
At least it'll distract me while blizzard sucks its thumb and doesn't release invites

>>124018472
full pic, anon?

I voted the majority of my games and players in my games negative now i get hour long queues. I did this for the entire stress test weekend plus maybe 2 days after and now i get hour long queue times. I wasn't really toxic, i barely ever use chat... maybe like once or twice i was a bit salty in chat but never directed at anyone in general. I did this in secret... i secretly hate alot of people ...and I regret my decisions... I want to learn to love again... I want to smile like a child with candy and a sticky mouth dancing in the summer sun.

To be fair though you didn't explain to me how this system worked... am i voting them negative because they are toxic... am i voting them positive because they played well ? I was ignorant... i took my anger out in secret with your silly bubble chart and now im cursed.

>>124103736

Lol holy shit are you Sporx?

>>124101615
Overwatch related?
lel

>>124103736
Where did you copy paste this from holy shit

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what happened to these guys senpai

>>124104132

Beta feedback forum. Nigga is probably from /v/, kek.

>>124104176
Dlc :^)

>>124104132
Beta forums

>>124104132
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20044324246

>>124104176
nobody knows. Probably early character designs.

This general is gettin weird, I'm out till release. Goodluck with those beta waves if there are anymore.

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>>124105396
I don't think she's trained to work on animals

>>124105484
Black people have the same physiology as whites, you ignorant fuck.
>>>/pol/

>>124105950
kek

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>Mei art that makes her look too asian, too white, too fat, or too skinny

Why?

>>124107770
>liking mei

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Im gonna do it!
IM GONNA JUMP!

There is no hope!

>>124108012
this game is pay2win as fuck

I'm lvl 9, and I only have 1 legendary and like 2 epics. at lvl 20 i stop getting the special chests from leveling up. So getting the rest of the legendary cards is going to be impossible without cash shop shit, I'd probably need to play 2000 hours or spend like $300 to be competitive. Also the crafting is all RNG unless you have dupes, and you can't craft shit for one hero, so you're gonna end up with a lot of dupes for the same shit hero that you don't even play.

Can I still get beta invite or did they stop getting more people in?

>>124109573
Their twitter usually announces when an invite wave ends, you can see there that there's been fuck all for a couple of weeks.

>>124104579
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20042984756

Reading the forums is painful.

>>124110768

Yup...I cant respond to them so I stopped going there all together. People are just too fucking stupid

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>>124110768
>Sometimes I'll be tearing the enemy up as Soldier 76 or getting a few good shots with Widow, but other times it's like I just get rolled for literally no reason.

>Sometimes I win but sometimes I lose wtf

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>They said this phase of beta ends in December
>They said there were no more weekend stress tests this year
>No beta wave in over two weeks

tfw you realize if you're /notin/ you're /notgettingin/ until the next phase in January at the earliest.

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>LAST WAVE OF THE YEAR
>I DIDN'T EVEN GET IN

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/671396556487000064

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Just got done taking a nap. I did what some bros said earlier and followed that Jammku guy, sub'd to his shit, and sent him a friend request over bnet.

He asked for my email, and it took about 6 hours, but now my account is unlocked. I didn't receive a confirmation email from Blizz, but I can play now.

So maybe he's got connections or F&F passes or whatever, but it works 100%.

>>124113295
Cool watermark bro

>overwatch has started an update
>HOYLSHITWHAT
>Cant play
F-fuck you blizzard

I literally live a block away from Blizzard HQ in Irvine.

I am so desperate I am considering making a sign begging for an invite with my RealID on it.

The only problem is that there is mini guard tower that I'm sure will hoist me away.

Damn dude. Why can't I just casually ask someone at Blizzard for an invite :(

>>124114325
Go for it, you pussy.

>>124113295
Does this work? Who is 'Jammku' and what did you subscribe to?

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>post yfw /notin/

>>124113295

Post ss of your bnet launcher and overwatch. Battletag included in the pic

>>124114325
Just hang outside their building and follow a couple of them to lunch one day or something. Find a man/woman to ask out on a date or something that will get some time alone.

>>124114981
He's a notorious spammer. It's a lie.

I wanna lick d.va's butt desu senpai

>>124114325
Why the fuck have you not

If you make a shit cosplay you've got a good chance

>>124114981
Jammku has been spamming this general with his advertising for weeks, if you want to be tricked into giving him money go ahead.

>>124115216
>>124115089
>>124114929
I work all day. In fact, I'm working right now. I don't really have the time to make a cosplay outfit, let alone make it any better than a 2/10.

The irony is that Blizzard moved into their new HQ in Irvine that was my previous work's building before they took it over.

Since Blizzard moved to that location, they put up a huge gate.

I doubt the guard would let me stay there for any longer than 2 minutes with a sign.

>>124115836
>let alone make it any better than a 2/10
Yeah but 2/10 is funny and gets the point across
Like a latex gorilla head with glasses on

If you can't get close though then ehh

>>124115836
That's why I said not to do that. That's a stupid idea and you'll likely be told to leave and arrested if you don't.

Got to lure them into being friends anon.

>>124116129
Casually sneaking in with a group of people after a lunch to make fake friends for a beta account is way more creepier than standing outside with a sign.

>>124116129
Can you run me through what the fuck you would say to them exactly?

>>124116590
Depends on if you're attractive or not.

>>124117214
10/10

>>124117892
Then you shouldn't worry about what to say, they'll want to talk to you.

>>124115836
>I work all day

Then buy an account you faggot, you have no excuse to be begging on the internet for shit if you can simply go and buy whatever you want online, people like you disgust me, begging is for the god damn poor peasants and third worlders, are you really that shit? are you a nigger? I can save you my leftovers from mcdonalds if you want too.

>>124119413

Not him but, accounts are 400 bucks at least. This could be the most fun game ever, but that shit just aint worth.

>>124115836

>The irony is that Blizzard moved into their new HQ in Irvine that was my previous work's building before they took it over.

As a professional /owg/ baiter, my baiting senses are tingling. You're setting up a huge bait, aren't you ? Good luck.

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>>124115025

>>124119413
Buy an account? Even if I pre-order the Origins edition which is extra money, that still doesnt let you into the beta.

At least no indication from their site.

>>124119876
It's really bad bait to start by saying you can't even get yourself into the beta.

>>124119876
How is stating that Blizzard moved into my work's old building bait?

Has this site warped your brain into nothing but bait and memes?

>installing updates even though i dont have access after stress test weekend

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
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>Overwatch almost always has half or less viewers than HOTS

This is just depressing, how can they be so bad at managing a simple beta.

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Tracer x Cidney SFM WHEN !?

are there even doujins with two tomboys ?

>>124121098
Cant wait to play this on PC in 4k

>>124112624
>LAST WAVE OF THE YEAR
citation needed

>>124121619
cbt ends at the end of the month so there is no reason to send out anymore invites better luck next year friendo