Ghost Cuddles Edition
Previous Thread: >>124000543
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/jELjGicn
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Please wait till the booby limit before making a new thread.
what do you think would be the best song to kiss demongote to?
2nd for CHARA
>>124013089
>Undertale HD literally when?
Imagine Waterfall with graphics like these.
THIS THREAD IS NOW SPIDER DOMAIN
>>124016549
>Not Spider Queen Edition
Dissapointed desu
Looks like its time to continue the spider train!
Stronger Than You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBBo1neb2U
I missed the results, who were the winners for the shimeji poll last night?
I want an Undertale animated seriesdrawn in art style like Steven Universe pilot
>>124016736
T-thanks, I guess
Reminder that thick goat is the best goat
>>124016549
time for charanons and goatbros to move over, muffet is here. WORSHIP your new queen (and give her all your money, those spiders need it)
Reminder that Mettaton abandoned his cousin, leaving him totally alone, for the sake of stardom, probably without even saying a word
I mean yeah he still cared about him and decided to at least try and make amends after you showed up and beat his ass at dancing but still kind of a dick move on his part
Must Claim this thread for Goat
I will combat the spider invaders!
>>124016814
Agreed
This is our thread now.
All hail the spider uprising
>>124016765
>>124016779
>>124016753
>>124016830
It begins.
>>124016806
>The Pilot
Eugh. I was not fond of the art style
>>124016830
>Worshipping a Jew
Muffet's cute, but not the embodiment of evil itself
>spiderfag uprising
>>124016865
Do these images count for goat or should I return to my corner?
>>124016779
>>124016765
>>124016753
>>124016830
>>124016896
>>124016926
Into the motherland the spider army marched
>>124016865
>Thread hits image limit at 300 posts
Reposting from the last thread
>Frisk, Papyrus and Sans watching tv while eating spaghetti
I hope the original requester is still lurking around.
>Brazilian wandering spider
>Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.
>>124016886
spiders a shit
A SHIT
Tea time with muffetposters!
>>124016806
>pilot
no way, too weirdly fleshy
>>124016940
>real spiders
As opposed to this guy's dressed up as spider's and driders, fuck those guys.
Spiders are okay but GoatButt best Butt
This thread is doomed o'-'o
I sure hope this gif works!
>>124016806
>pilot
no thanks
Anyways good evening /utg/ just made this art for ye.
what, did you think you were gonna get to use it on her? this punywalletisnt nearly big enough
>>124017031
A SHIIIIIIT
>>124016971
Any kind of Goat is fine.
>>124016998
I know but what do I do LET THE SPIDERS WIN?
We all just have to resist and be determined!
>>124017169
Oh no, that's adorable.
Here's a muffet comic.
Who want's a part two? It is you, anon?you know it is
>http://pastebin.com/SCQvMzwc
Reprise part 2, Post Pacifict, Asriel/Frisksoon fellow stalker
Updating full text here >http://pastebin.com/B06spgQg
what's happenin' /utg/?
>all this fucking spiderpostingI am actually glad they're back. After last night somebody needed to come and shoo us away.
Thanks muffeteers. I missed you.
>>124017106
>using emotes
>>124017120shut the fuck up and post muffet, if we make them seem annoying enough they'll get shoved out
>>124017139
he does it!
Why can't goat mom be real?
http://strawpoll.me/6155027
Next up:
Probably something equally silly.
>>124017169
That is really cute indeed. Best amalgomate being super cute and doing dog things is always great.
hey spiderfags
did you noticed blook's house theme is muffet's theme slowed down
blook/muffet when
>>124017275Wait, what happened last night?
>>124017275Just give it time, soon enough people will start shipping Chara with Muffetscreencap this
>>124017260
Fixed
>>124017320
I thought I escaped this meme. I thought I left it behind.
Oh god, please no. I thought I was above consequences.
>>124017275
I'm surprised they've been so quiet
>>124017296_Hi____________________
>>124017169
Oh, I remember you talking about making this earlier.
Endogeny has gone where no dogpile has gone before.
>>124017443Let's do it!
>>124016865
ROW ROW
FIGHT THEMUFFET WORST GIRL, LITERALLY WORSE THAN ALPHYS BECAUSE AT LEAST ALPHYS TRIES TO SAVE EVERYONE DURING GENOCIDE ROUTE BEFORE MUFFET LITERALLY RUINS EVERYTHING
>>124017325;_;
pls stop eating the image limit
>>124017526
Too late, just give up.
>>124017508
That and well Muffet only cares about money. At least Alphys sciences stuff for the "better good".Good intentions and all that.
>tfw we'll never have a Mettaton thread
>>124017526
No.
I don't have any muffet, will this suffice?
>>124017526
for 9999G, sure!
>>124017501
Yeah i was at uni so couldn't do it then.
So... thread theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi2FOXsCIpY
>>124017526
Fuck off it's spider time bitch
Since I don't know of any more goofy polka / klezmer / gypsy covers, enjoy this long emotional shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbWZQ3zssw4#t=38s
>>124017396Charaposting reached LV20 for lack of a better way of saying it.
Thankfully it ended.
Take this PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED CUTE TUMMY MUFFET DELUXEâ„¢
>>124017526
>>124017526
You want more images?
You got it.
Wanna hug the anon
Gonna hug the anon
>>124017634
>>124017524
I don't want to leave
I drew something.
>>124017462
>I'm surprised they've been so quiet
I know, it was so nice
>>124017686
What was it a whole Thread of JUST Chara???
that would be scary.
If not you must mean the level of Charaness reached critical badness, that in itself would be a problem too.
>>124017753
Please don't hug the anon.
What do?
>>124017338
She's literally the only character in the game that wants to kill you for no reason other than being a kike.
>>124017068
How do you feel about this
for the low low price ofall your fucking money, you TOO can see whats up next
>>124017824
>>124017782
Slendster.
>>124017709
What about these exoskeleton spider feet?
PICK YOUR FACTION, /UTG/
>>124017884
>>124017824
What game is this?
>>124017824
[*DETAIN]
>>124017793
it was weird vore and stuffed chara and roleplaying with emoticons
I don't know
>>124017804
GOTTA HUG THE ANON*hugs*
>>124017768
>you will never be Muffet's pet
brb family, going to off myself
>>124017769
it is truly saddening.
>>124017923
GOAT
Alright boys.
I'm currently browsing the GameFAQs forums screenshotting the most salty threads. I'll put them all in one image for you guys to look at soon.
>>124017686But exactly what happened?
>>124017884BUT IT REFUSED
>>124017883
>no money
>get to fuck muffet for free
>>124017274
Pretty good so far. Nice fic by the way, can't wait to read more!
The track Fallen Down fucks my shit up and turns me into a sniveling,crying pussy each time I hear it
>>124017824
I want to grab him by the ears and lift him up in the air as he bleats.
>>124018004
doing god's work, anon
>>124018036
GUARDS
>>124017431
But anon,Muffet is ok with Chara. They only care about being mean to spiders and Chara is never mean to spiders.There's also 'blook, Chara can never hurt them.
>>124017923
ster
>>124017883
Here's a Muffet that Ipaid money to have drawn a long while ago.
>>124017753
Even me?Even me if I tell you i'm one of the worst shitposters here?
>>124018016
Do you remember the time Asrielfags hijacked a thread and filled it with shotagoat lewds and general badness?
Charaposters one upped them, somehow.
>>124017923
HELL HUNTERS
>>124018004
godspeed anon.
try and see if you can nab some /v/ salt along the way if you happen to come across some
>>124017932
Papers Please.
>>124018036
Let him pass throughand grab the rifle
>TFW Vono is gone
>>124017952Fuck, that's cute.I hope you have a nice day anon.
>>124017883
>tfw too much time playing Fallout
I-I'm sorry Queen Muffet
>>124017325
>you will never have a cute goat family
Fuck muffet posters, post comfy
>>124018084
Where is that sprite from?
>>124017945
Well thank goodness that's ended
let the glorious light of the Goat make everything colorful and pure!
>>124018036
Fuck that I'll let the guards knock him out
read the cup
>>124017824
>>124018036
>>124017923
blob
>>124018089Do you mean every other thread? We do that a lot.
In other news, more spiders. http://elfdrago.tumblr.com/post/134107093752/you-hope-its-not-poison-take-the-risk-yes
>>124018087
It's nicehow much?
>>124018084
jerma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZInzvViFoOQ
>>124018154
Please don't fucking remind me. I haven't seen a Muffet update from him in so long.
Muffetfags had all the best drawfags for a while. It was great.
>>124018210
>Those feet
>I have a foot fetish
>I have a Muffet fetish
I'm literally shaking now
>>124018281
boo
>>124018234
Excuse me, that's a borb.
>>124018234
>Exclamation Point
>Not a Pencil
Christ
>>124017768
It's like I never left the /d/ caption threads!
>>124018234
Is that drawn by the vomit guy?
>>124018198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwAWrrmfoJs
Go to about a minute.
>lowercase wing dings
>>124018185
>trying to stop the spider invasion
>>124016748
>Ruining the Mother ascetectic.
Whyyy
>>124018210
Best girl is obviously
>>124017923
L-lizard?
>>124018036
>>124018223
>>124018370
No.At least, I hope not.
>>124017923
I decided to make a poll because this would be too fucking crowded
http://strawpoll.me/6155052
http://strawpoll.me/6155052
http://strawpoll.me/6155052
V O T E
>>124018370
The style is similar but I don't think that was made by them.
>>124018329
tagg
>>12401827630g
I remember he opened commissions a few days after the release of the game and I just happened to have had an erection for spiders and money on hand.
>>124017923
Skeletons?
How'd he get in there?
>>124017824
>>124018036
>>124018223
>>124017923
Stabby, chubby girl
>>124018370
Who?
>>124017923
Ghost
>>124018416
>best girl
>Mettaton
But anon.
BABY BONES
A
B
Y
B
O
N
E
S
doggo!
>>124018371
Damn that's some freaky Yume Nikki shit.
>>124018549
He's very curious.
>>124018589
Did he ever do that one anon's thing?
post more of the #1 spider
>>124018487
Goatfags have three different sub-factions though, kinda unfair to the others
>>124018320
I understand you completely anon. This artist draws really nice Muffet feet.
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhywIw2SLUs[/embed]
>>124017069
>notTHICKLIZARDBUTT
>>124018714
the best
>>124018774
one job.
Back from the nap! Love you /utg/!
>>124018638
>implying he's not both
>>124018706
Which one Anon's thing, the drawing?I'll get to that eventually I'm slow
>>124018736
this.
Same goes for skelefags as well.
>>124018774
you tried your best, anon
>>124018416
>girl
does this package look like a girl to you
Papyrus and Frisk are supposed to be the same age here or something.
>>124018736
Divided you fall.
>>124018714
It's been too long muffeteers
>reading the gamefaqs contest board
holy shit they are salty
and also spewing the exact same shit as /v/ other than the SJW/tumblr complaints.
>>124017923
Hiigaran
>OF-kun wants us to keep our SOULs healthy
>So does Floweyposter
illumanati
filename
For those that care at all, updated the tumblr with what I think were all the requests I didn't upload yet on there. It's all the same res as posted on here so no better quality or anything sorry.http://utggs.tumblr.com/
>>124018837
Please see my response in >>124018638
>>124018858
Had to group it to combat the massive spider uprising
>>124018969
Now that's some advancedthreading.
Fresh Doodle of the press
>>124018953
It's GameFAQs; they're filled to the gills with salty children.
>>124019026
>>124018774
Anon made this a couple threads ago.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ANqWPOO8b
>>124018736
Agreed
As much as I like Toriel and Asriel
I have come at odds with Asgore fans on several occasions
for us to be on the same side seems wrong...
>>124018913
Come on now people, let's
Get on the ball
Let's post together
Cute little Charas
Let's post together
Now now, people
>>124018953
For all they like to complain about each other the same types of people populate both places.
>>124018969
Anyone have any cute videos? Something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkXBSJyT2S0
>>124018904
>tfw awkward childhood friend gets older and suddenly gets hot and never talks to you again
>>124019085
Why would people like that satan nigger?
Do you like my art, anon?
>>124017782
I like it.
>>124019069
wow! mommy is so cool
>195 posts
>120 images
we areso bonedo*u*o
>>124019085
Nothing like posting Cute Charas with my new license
>>124019085
Can we nicepost instead of shitpost this time while posting cute little Charas?
>>124019196
Stop stealing my posts
>>124019196
Don't you mean hot?
>>124019069
we need more art of Tori being a badass
>>124018904
I said a few threads ago that if Papyrus were smaller/perceived as around Frisk's age, they would be shipped together. It would actually be kind of cute.
Going to bed right now, 1:45 AM here
Love you, /utg/
>>124019210
I'm just here to post as many spiders as possible and then leave again.
>>124017443He actually did it!
>>124019085
I find this one really cute in particular. IDK why.
>>124019210Want to erase the world already and then start over again?
>>124019085
>>124017923
Frisk and Goat happy together forever.
>>124019128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwrdP-Gz8QQ
>>124019340
Goodnight!
>finally get monster civ to work
>alphys outbreeds every other monster, every worldgen, no matter what
>every monster civ is 100% alphys
Paging DF anon, I need you to take a detour on your story and start a new adventure to purge my mod of cute weeb.Of all the fuckups I could make, this is the one I make. Beautiful.
Platonic skeleton love
Mother 3 is quite nice.
Fuck the lack of an auto combat button though. It's not even that I used it often, just that occasionally I would use it to save-scum in battles when no other option worked.
>>124017824
>>124017884
>>124017932
>>124017940
>>124018036
>>124018070
>>124018146
>>124018148
>>124018223
>>124018483
>>124018587
>TFW searching for papers please in tumblr brings up undertale, crossover and burgerpants as related searches
I never asked for this
>>124019343
Fair enough. A quick thread life is respectable
>>124019393* Erase
>>124019479
One of the worst things Mother 3 did was remove instantly killing enemies when you're high enough level and still getting EXP for it
>>124019340
Goodnight anon, sleep well.
>>124019449That's amazing.
>>124017923
GOAT
HIPS
guess who
>>124017526
>Caring about image limit
I'll just leave this here...
>>124019286I wanted to trick people
>>124017017
>>124019449
civ v mod? where, give it.
>>124019501
Yea I saw your burgerpants thing on my dashboard.
Apparently im the only Dadposter awake at the moment
>>124019479
Auto buttons are nice when you just can't be bothered to give a shit
So when are these generals going to be deleted on sight? We can't circlejerk like this forever. Unless Toby makes another game, sure, but even then.
>>124019606dwarf fortress
>>124019094
gamefaqs is literally a wannabe 4chan.
this becomes more obvious if you browse the various boards hidden from public view.
>>124019182Because together we can SAVE that tiny little satan psycho Chara.
>>124019402
>>124019376
>>124019251
>>124019212
Hell, that's quite a lot of Charaposting.
>>124019568
>demotivational posters
What are you, 12?
>>124018714
Which Undertale character would have the most muskiest most bomb-ass most dankest prank videos like my home original boi SPepper?
>>124019623
Bro, we could do this forever.
>>124019652
oh
i really should start getting into dorf fort.
>>124019606
It's a DF mod.
>>124018714
>>124019724
Swapped spider is fucking adorbs
>>124019069
Can't we all just get along?
>>124019663
Chara is too cute to not post.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqGuzSlSSIQ
>>124019572
Why would you want that?
Damnit, now I want an undertale civ V mod.
>>124019618You are not alone anon, I'm here too.
>>124019661The first time I ever heard of 4Chan was from LUE many, many years ago.
>>124019770New version hit today. You can be a care free batman ballerina that kills by singing the enemy to sleep and crushing their skulls after they drop asleep with your beautiful, dancing-honed legs only to be struck with the need to drink alcohol because you had that trait. Then go argue with the tavern owner and start a massive riot in the streets.
Or make a fortress where it happens. Either way, now is a great time to get involved.
Anyway this isn't Undertale, enough shilling.
>>124019085
Spider uprising is going well
also requesting Muffet in a generals uniform
>>124019859
I'm bored
thick spidery thighs
>>124019623
I swear no one in these threads has ever been in a general before.
>>124019623
People have the engine now and can make their own headcanon stories where they save worst goat
>>124018904
>long-haired frisk
hnnnnnnnghhh
>>124019848
>implying it isn't this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwFALMf7CNw
reading through the salt on gamefaqs about their dumb poll
I think I need a cigarette
>>124019817
>>124019931
I'm in love with this spider
>>124019910
Uh. T-this is a b-blue board. And t-that means you STOP.
>character/reader fics in first person
Why does it seem like half of the Undertale fandom never took a grammar class?
>>124019817
this anon gets it
>>124019848
Someone needs to do a thread simulator of these, with that theme.
>>124019910
IT BEGINS
>>124019910
>>124019839
>>124019663
>>124019212
>>124019251
>>124019376
>>124019402
>>124019085
>>124018913
Friendly reminder to not believe Chara or Chara posters and to stay yourself.
>>124019848I don't get it.
>>124019806
>>124019903
how does one start playing dorf fort?
>>124019861
Who is the ruler and what are their uniques?
>>124019543
Is this an OC? I'm like 90% sure it's an OC.
>>124017997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJiWEYr1PEQ
>you will never get that sweet, sweet Brazilian venom and experience priapism
>>124020008
>>124020027
>>124020039
>>124019967
That too. Goofy Mario music a best
>>124020024
>tfw watching /sug/ simulators
Holy fuck, at least we aren't THAT sad
>>124020039
But anon,YOU are Chara.
>>124020085
Fairly certain it's Asriel, but then again, I saw a post on Tumblr where the person literally drew Muffet with slightly different hair and different clothes, and claimed it was his "OC", so....not sure.
>>124020085
No.
Just very hipsome Asriel.
>>124019954
NOT YET LET THE MUFFETFAGS HAVE THEIR FUN GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO IMPATIENT
>>124020171
I thought it was the other way around.
>>124020024
>thread simulator
>>124019910
>>124020138
What would Chara's tummy feel like if you laid on it and fell asleep?
>>124019501
>filename
my sides are gone
>>124020039
But Anon, Chara is just the other side of the same coin.
>>124020178
>>124020213
That is not Asriel.
>>124019623
But Anon, we'll very soon be able to make fangames.
There's gonna be so many bad prequels starring Gaster and the skelebros, and I'm going to enjoy every single fucking one.
dont you want your free hug /utg/?
Is this an attempt to reach the image limit as soon as possible?
>>124020284Determination
>>124020024
> thread simulator
Do not.
as if gaster's anything but a sad lonely nerd
>>124020039
But anon, Chara is your friend.
>>124020138
>>124019910
Why.
>>124020039
Why you gotta be like that mang?
>>124017923
BROTHERHOOD
>>124020240
Fuck, meant for
>>124020138
>>124020284
That's my schtick. You're supposed to listen to it, dumbo.
>>124019953
>People have the engine now
Really? Well damn. Has anyone done something with the engine yet?
>>124020290
He gotta smuggle them burgers, yknow...
>>124020317
I want to stick my dick in her spider donut
>>124020332
Not its an invasion of spiders
god i wish I had some bugspray
Reminder that muffet is the only completely evil character in undertale with no redeeming qualities
>>124020269
>>124020341
Going to do it just to spite these mad anons.
I CANT DO MY FUCKING ESSAY
A.A.A.A.A.A.
>>124020371
Just look at that smile!
>>124017613
I love this, anon
>>124020294
>>124020171
Chara is only you if you let them be youalso it doesn't really make sense that chara is the pleasure you feel at grinding and also their own charater with a backstory
>>124020371
lies Chara just wants you to murder all your friends
>tfw you will never hold hands extra tight
>>124017368
No wonder he's so depressed. His dick just phases through her. His dick just phases through everyone. Can Blook even self love? Or does it just phase through his ghost hands?
>>124020064
I'm literally autistic and I couldn't get into it.
>>124020437
That's pretty pathetic if true, good thing it's a lie.
>>124020371
No she's not, she's a dirty satan whigger.
>>124020437
you know why those things are cancer right
>>124020332
struggling is useless
>>124020438
go do your work anon, you can shitpost later.
>>124020427
She's just getting money for her spiderfamily and selling donuts. She only thinks about her fellow monsters! Just like Asgore! He's forgiven for everything because he's just such a lovable Baphomet!
>>124020301
Sure it is, bro.
>>124020412
Is there one of these Papers Please things withAsgore?
>>124020064
A lot of determination.
I've been in it for three years now and I still have trouble with the military, burrows and general day to day business. But I can get forts working and I managed to empty an entire world of life in adventure mode, so good enough for me.
>>124020310
> we'll very soon be able to make fangames.
wait what
explain?
>this post to image ratio
WHERE ARE MY SHITPOSTS
I only have 10$
is this game worth getting even ifi've already seen it all on youtube
>>124020505
I can't decide who I want to hold hands with more.
>>124020612
Not yet. Should get to do them but doing them doesn't feel too challenging now
>>124020465
>lies Chara just wants you to murder all your friends
Well MAYBE, but that's just because you showed them that murdering was fine.
They're just a cute ghost friend who might want to take over Frisk every once in a while. It's hard being dead and not having a body.
>>124020586
That comparison just made me like Muffet even less. Good job.
>>124020671
You are a fucking idiot.
>>124020437
Good simulators are hard work. I wouldn't bother unless you'redetermined
>>124020549
It's bound to happen eventually, whether we want it or not
>>124020656
No shitposts here, anon.
Now pay up.
>>124020586
Spiders which she kills and cooks into pastries. She isnt saving her family, she is increasing her stockpile. She is a greedy murderous jew
>>124020168this general will never be as bad as /sug/ because no character from this game is as pure shit as Pearl
>>124020656
I WISH FLOWEY COULD SHIT SO I COULD EAT IT EVERY DAY
CONTINUE TO POST BEST GIRL
>>124020638
someone is releasing an editor, im hyped as fuck cause Undertale as one of the more interesting battle systems I've seen.
>>124020671
I got 31 hours out of it, and still enjoyed playing it despite being spoiled on all the major twists
>>124020706
>just
Anon even i'm a Charafag and even I know that's wrong. Chara is a demented little freak with serious issues.still cute tho
>when she gives you the bedroom eyesall five of them
/utg/, I'm lonely, I just want to hold hands with someone and go on walks and look at big christmas trees and lights.I just want to be loved by someone
>>124020240
>>124020401
O-Oh.
I thought you were going to do more long-haired Frisk.
Sorry for getting my hopes up.
>>124020597
This is Asriel
>>124020695
Who are the candidates?
>>124020721
Slap on the SMB2 music, get some decent posts, don't meme it up too much.
bam you're golden
>>124020775
I never said they didn't have issues, they just also want to have control of the body sometimes.
>>124020705
Alright, take your time dude. Your stuff's great.
What happened to Muffet writefag? I miss him.
I love asgore
>>124020656
*ahem*
mettaton is real and he tried to suck my dick
>>124020814
Needs more hips.
Holy fuck
Someone put raisin cookies in the choc chip cookies box
I'm so mad, I'm gonna do another genocide run to calm down
>>124020793do you want to snuggle by the fireplace with me?
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A DORKY GOAT BROTHER WHO LOVES ANIME THAT YOU CAN BULLY
Literally why even live
>>124020865
> The average person eats a dozen spiders in their sleep throughout their life
>>124020748
Okay, that makes sense
>>124020775
The major fun of Chara is we know nothing about her except she was a little shit and a greater demon in one of the ending. It's like the appeal of Gaster, but more canon
>>124020858
You need some good audio too to make it extra funny
>>124020505
I remember that shit from elementary school.
"Who can squeeze the wuss's hand the hardest"
If i complain, they do it more, if i dont, they do actual damage to my hand.
Still, that was probably the best time of my life.
>>124020860
now that I think about it, Tori would be one of those big and strong Russian women with broad shoulders
>>124020814
No, THIS is Asriel.
>>124020865
He truly was a god among men
Maybe someday our king will return
>>124020783
Real brazillian wandering spiders have 8 eyes.
That means your precious little faux-anthropod isn't a real spider.
You're in love with a phony.
>>124020793
I love you
I got home and planned on jumping right into writing the next part of Better off Forgotten and ended up watching my friends play Undertale instead.
Oops.
Anyway they're taking a break so I'm going to get started. I should have a part up tonight before I go to bed unless they start playing again.
>>124020908yes please
>>124020956
But how does Muffet taste?
>>124020801
I love long haired frisk! I was originally replying to you. Sorry anon. The urgency of suppressing the rising shitposts was too great and I faltered.
>>124020770
If you don't mind the question, exactly on what you were spoiled?
In case >>123998425 is still here, thanks for linking me to those albums too! I went to work so i couldnt reply. But now im sneaking a reply in. thanks mate, youre awesome!
>>124020860
Please replace that picture with this one. that version has some wrong details
>>124020881booby
>>124020946
anime is trash
>>124020793
I'd hold your hand and go on walks with you.
>>124020793snowdin sounds like your best bet
>>124020881
Fuck you, you're not my real mom!
>>124021042
Like lobster, of course. A bit bland dry but excellent all buttered up.
>>124020879
You know he murdered like 6 kids right. Not humanely either, he fucking stabbed the shit out of them with a god damn trident. That is kind of messed up
>>124021038
Good luck Skull, I can't wait but do take your time and get the writing to where you want it to be rather then trying to be fast.I still want to draw something for it but I haven't found the time yet to really sit down and do it
>>124018156
Thanks anon, you tooan anon thinks I'm cute!
*blushes audibly*
Now that I finished my comictil next week genocideI will resume stories n shit.
Vote please
http://strawpoll.me/6155247
>>124021118VERBOTEN
>>124021041how about i wrap us in a nice warm blanket, cuddle up close, and pet your hair?
>>124021019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_six-eyed_spiders
See
>>124016830
Reminder that even though Chara is the BEST, Frisk is also a cute.
MUFFET ISI'm not too big a fan.
>>124021073
everything regarding Flowey / Asriel, who all the major charters were minus Mettaton, Chara, and the Sans fight for genocide.
>>124021184
Seeing how those kids would have to murder HIM to get out, i'd say it is justified.
Or rather I would if they came to him, but we don't know who came to who so we can't say. Although the ballerina got what was coming for her if her gear is any indication.
>mfw skelefags will never be as cancerous as muffags
I really want to fuck Muffet anally
>>124021117
B A S E D, thanks man!
>>124021130
Sounds great
>>124021142if I could I'd go to Snowdin. It's my favorite place in the entire game.
>>124021224y-yes
>>124018741
Who's the artist?
>>124021240
>chara
>best
you clearly meant to say pic related
>>124021220
>>124021259
The amount of love she gets is kind of weird given that she plays such a minor role.
But I guess people just love cute spidergirls.
>>124021125
Amen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRMYz8I5DcY
Jesus Christ, this is glorious
>>124021208
You didn't follow the last poll you made
>>124020770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKd8nTtVZTM
it's that, right?
>>124021321
http://strawpoll.me/6155267
Who knows with this guy.
>>124021220
>>124021076
God bless whoever made those albums.i don't even believe in god
>>124021205
Yeah I won't rush it. I wanna be happy with it before I put it up.
I'm still totally psyched that someone has even the smallest amount of interest in drawing from my story.
>>124021184
so?
>>124021308
DependsSkelefags who want to fuck Sans and Papyrus? Yes, they areThat said the average Skelefag is less so. In fact, those that sexualize the spider are less cancerous than standard Muffags when usually it's the other way around
>>124021392
>pic related
are muffetfags LITERALLY the worst posters?
>>124021331awww, youre a cutie anon! im gonna give you a gentle kiss on the forehead and then nuzzle cheeks with you under this warm blanket, because youre such a cute!
>>124021308
Skelebros were pretty bad at times back in the past. At least Muffetfags were self contained anddidn't have a puke fetish.
>>124019539
>tfw no genocide run on monsters in Earthbound
>>124021478>join the royal guard
you want him to die?
>>124021584
Nah
Stop making screenshots of this general and posting them in hsg, faggot
You know what I mean
Why is Muffet so perfect?
So is there some record we are trying to beat to reach the image limit.
Come on down to Grillby's!;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-FLQfmKis
>>124016753
Why does her joints look so much like... animatronic-like?
Also, did you guys see Undertale beating Super Mario World in GameFAQS' best game ever poll?
>>124021620
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>124021550
I hope I will be able to draw something decent then! Any part of the story you would like to see drawn in particular?
>>124021620
oh boy
>>124021727moot is dead anon.
>>124021184
Couple problems here
1) Its not like he wanted to do that, his response after finding his son dead from what he thought was the cruelty of humans is understandable and tragic, and he defiantly regretted it but still found himself bound to his word / not wanting his people to fall into despair.
2)we aren't ever really given a reason to care about the other kids other then the fact that they were kids. Hell we don't even know if these kids were like Frisks and just wanted to be friends with everyone or if they were like Chara and murdered anyone in their way.
Also im biased cause I find him cute and just want him to be happy.
>>124021445
Yeah that, should be awesome
>>124021706
Exoskeletal joints, man.
>>124021620
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>124021584
No.
>>124021727Who?
>>124021308
I wish you could hear how loud I'm laughing, that's just patently false.
Muffet rarely gets posted, let them have some fun today.
>>124021584
>Shota goatfags
>Psycho-lolicons
>sansfags
Nah.
>>124021706
Exoskeleton. She's a spider.
>>124021584yes
>>124021442
It was all meseek's idea
I promise to follow this one
>>124021727
>Moot
>>124021492
>>124021762
I don't really have a preference, no. Just draw whatever part of the story inspires you the most.
>>124020332
Spiders are truly worst girl
These two girls have a lovely relationship.
Your favorite character is now listening to the last artist you were.
What's their reaction?
attention gaypedofurs
kill yourselves, thanks
>>124021425
if only that sword hit and killed alphys
>>124021853
>people voting for the options that request you to make suggestions
>don't make suggestions
>>124021779
it's already out though?
http://www.mediafire.com/download/srdg73n2nfq0mz5/UNITALE_Alpha_0.1.0.zip
should i or should i not write a gay meme pastebin about richard and the undertale cast
>>124022020
~Ahuhuhu
I knew you had good taste~
>>124017069
Oh my god it's crackman.
>>124022045
Get that incest shit outta here man
>>124021901
Alrighty then, I'll try to draw something tomorrow
>>124022045
Then everyone would still be trapped in the underground.
>>124022020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
Probably get angry at the lyrics.
>>124022020
>Undyne
>Ramones
...honestly, I think she'd be into it.
>>124022093
I more mean the results should be awesome, im way too lazy to do anything myself with it
>>124022059
Well yeah, why bother when you're not gonna follow through anyhow
>>124022147
Yes because the human world is SO much better right?
>have a nasty cold
>have to write a 6 page paper by tomorrow
>haven't started at all
>it' already 5pm
d-determination
>>124017069
Why is there blood on those flowers?
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THOSE FLOWERS
What if Joey Claire fell into the underground?
>>124022020
>Mettaton
>Dio
Not a goddam clue.
>>124021038
Did siins fucking draw this?
>>124022020
>Mettaton
>Black Lute
I have a feeling Undyne would like it, but all I'll get from MTT are dirty looks.
>>124022051
>>124022212
From what we see in the true pacifist ending, yeah, it definitely is.
>>124022280
>Delinquent schoolgirls
Hnnngh
Now if only there was more art of hotel lobby slime woman.
>>124022059
>Serious fic
Asgore and his army breach the barrier and head to the surface. As the laws of war apply only to humans, they are hit with the full brunt of nuclear, chemical, and biological warfare by humanity's armed forces.
>muffet will never strip in front of you
>you'll never throw tem bux at her
>you'll never unravel her web silk lingerie
>you'll never sniff her butt silk
>>124022236
Its dirt, chill
>>124022223
Despair
>>124022236
That's fresh soil or manure.
>>124022020
>Gorillaz
>Chara
Do lolis listen to hip hop?
>>124022210
>still upset that I'm making genocide run a terrible experience for everyone involved instead of the absurdist funtimes I already did for 23 pages
>>124022380
rather see that temmie strip
>>124022262
>Mettaton's made out of metal
>Dio is metal as fuck
I think it'd work out well.
>>124022321
Do you have the one where she is a midget?
>>124018210
It's so weird seeing that and recognizing the art style as someone who used to draw Warframe stuff.
>>124022020
>Papyrus listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqGuzSlSSIQ
I'm picturing a montage of sledding, skiing, snowboarding, and ice skating mishaps
>>124022395
but also an erection.
>>124022236
>he's never made blood&bone fertilizer
Do you even garden, bro?
>>124022370
At this point Asgore has become a literal god and can just wipe out each and every man, woman and child from the face of the planet in one go.
Heck, he even gets the ability to SAVE and LOAD from all the Determination those 7 souls will be hopping him up on.
>>124017923
Necrons
>>124021827heats here
did ya do it
>>124022020
>Asriel
>AC/DC
Goat horn fingers have never been so appropriate.
>>124022546
Oh hey colds burnman
>>124022417
>>124022428
sadly I do not
>>124022459
omg this is beautiful
>>124022521
>necrons
Fuck off, necrons, we 'nids now.not even imperial guard.
>>124022223
Yeah well I have a 300 word essay which is due in five week
>just fucking kill me now
>>124021437
Watching that made me cringe all the way through.
>>124022491
For the last time, Asgore, I don't do gardening.
>>124022223
>nasty cold
>gonna get a call about whether or not I have cancer or just an extra chromosome in the morning so can't sleep
>trying to write cheery fanfiction
>one paragraph down and already feel like stopping
Determination
how much do you have, /utg/?
>>124021220
Why doesn't she ever wear socks if she clearly has a sock drawer?
>>124016549
Who's your favorite character, /utg/?
>>124016549
SHARE YOUR FAVORITE REMIXES
>>124022646
Zerg > Nids
>>124022693
DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>>124022513
>It's a "Asgore could blow up the whole world in once second" post
The power of anime and determination both lie in favor of the humans. A weeb with a katana wearing 5 belts would slice through Asgore's army while the souls resist Asgore's will.
>>124022801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkox8x1LxQ4
Do mash ups count?
>>124022627
Oh that's okay.
If it helps, it's the one where she is just head, big arms, and legs.
CMON PAL I WANT THE GOAT, NOT YOUR LIFE
HAND IT OVER
>I'm gonna have to write 3 fics because of a tie
>>124022704
>>124022779
Pap
>>124018953
I'm enjoying the salt here. Also,
>Frank Zappa appreciation topic
Why is that even there.
Whatever, at least I know now that some people there have taste
>>124022659
>300 word
>5 weeks
u wot m8
Last image is for lazy bones.
>>124022801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jAWOYzA1nY
It's a metal version of Megalovania, and that's a two-for-one in terms of old hat, but this is still my jam.
>>124022704
Enough to get a couple cumshots in
>>124022862
They need to get to the souls first. Which they couldn't, since they'd be dead. And anime is Undyne's thing.
oh thank goodness Image limit
no more spiders
>>124022892
I love shit like this. Just out-of-the-fucking-blue stone-faced weirdness. That's some bobobo shit.
>>124022967
behind her?
>>124022801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q
A remix of Mettaton Neo's theme. It's been mashed up with other songs for length purposes.
>>124022779
what the fuck are those proportions
>>124022932
LAST IMAGE A QUEEN
MUFFET A BEST, CHARA AND GOAT A SHIT
>500 posts
>image limit
Well time to shitpost I guess
>>124022924
Get wrecked skelefag, spiders win this round.
>>124022967
Making the imgur compilation. Nearly all NSFW. Hold on.
>>124022513
Wouldn't one soul be enough for boss monsters let alone seven?
I always saw it as their magic can only harm souls, but once they get a human spirit, they can target and harm the body directly with ease to the point they can explode a body with a flick of their finger.
>>124022923
>not recognizing the memiest of memes
Plebs needn't apply
>>124017624
YES IT WILL!
MORE GOATMAMI
PLEASE
CONFESS YOUR SINS OR ELSE
>>124023034
Don't be a dick. It was a fun ride. Thanks spiderpals. Your check's in the mail.
>>124022924
You failed us anon.
>>124023043
You can thank our Spider overloards >>124023034
Maybe we can actually talk about shit now
>>124023019
fatty mcfat toriel from a child's perspective
>>124022924
I want to pet the little bones.
>>124023059
is there any way to include the muffet holy grail (the flash, of course) in that compilation?
>>124022984
>Anime is Undyne's thing
She's the villain, her anime is gone. 5-belt weeb has that. Plus, Frisk's soul would probably start rebelling through it's extreme DT, which would start a chain reaction. If all else fails, get a crack squad of 8 kids to literally cancel out Asgore's meme power.
>>124023103
you should have asked in the beginning of the thread famzilla
>>124022878
Little late there anon
>>124023120
Now thats just cheeky
>>124023034
At least the Goatfaqs/Charafreaks like a mammal
>>124023063
> monsters can only hurt souls
Undyne throws boulders just because she CAN. One of them would have turned Frisk into a wall stain. Good thing monsters are dumb.
>>124023120
I made a lot of anons mad by ignoring their desire for goofy funtimes and am instead delivering something violent and nihilisticjust like the run itself
http://strawpoll.me/6155374
Take it from me, little buddy.
>>124023219
>fucking mammals when you can fuck delicious exoskeleton ass
anon...
>>124023141
I mean I like some chub on my Tori but that's a bit ridiculous even for me.
It's been a while since I've seen a /utg/ thread reach the image limit before 600
>>124023279
"Spike the tyke"
will never get old
>>124023171
So what stops Asgore from just letting Frisk sleep in a jar for a few decades until it becomes inert like the rest, then becoming unstoppable?
> If all else fails, get a crack squad of 8 kids to literally cancel out Asgore's meme power.
That's not how souls work. Those kids would get instantly vaporized.
Asgore has every advantage anon. Humans have nothing at all that can physically stop him. Not nukes, not anime, not children. They would need to use the fact he's a retard to defeat him, like how Frisk had to use it to defeat Flowey and Asriel.
>>124022878
>>124023225
I was mostly talking about their magic. Undyne got strength, but it still takes one mad kid to kill her since she rather throw magic arrows and spears instead of physical boulders.
>>124023279
Asgore "The Kindergarten Harvester" Dreemurr
Asgore "Out of the Womb, into the Tomb" Dreemurr
Asgore "Best Child Murderer '9X" Dreemurr
Asgore "The man better at infanticide than Isaac's mom" Dreemurr
Asgore "Where Flowey gets his skill from" Dreemurr
Kazuhira "If you Fulton a Black, I'm sending him back" Miller
Asgore "I don't have a car in my garage" Dreemurr
>>124023171
>5-belt weeb
>implying it wouldn't be a STR build guy with a broadsword who cuts through Undyne's spear and armor and decapitates her
>Last for fish
>>124023279
>not "Out of the womb, into the tomb"
you fucked up
It feels like the "Actually Asgore with 7 souls would have been extremely weak and killed in one shot" thing is kind of glossing over the entire plot for some reason I can't quite understand.
>>124023169
I can link it here:
https://e621.net/post/show/760575/2015-animated-arachnid-arthropod-cum-cum_in_pussy-
>>124023294
She'll litterally bite your head off afterwards
it's not worth it.
Alright /utg/, since you guys are pretty much my closest pals, I implore you to tell me
>Your favorite character
>Music that reminds you of home
Why is there so much fucking art of black skelebros holy shit I'm pissed
>>124023509
Does it have to be undertale music?
>>124023536
probably because of Sans. Because hoodies = black
>>124023474
>not willing to get priapism from the Brazilian Wandering Spider's venom and get fucked for 4 hours straight of pure pleasure, after which she puts you out of your misery by biting your head off because you both know you'll never experience this joy ever again, and the venom would have just finished you off anyway
>>124023509
>Catty
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ge8pkMaoo
>>124023509
>Asgore
>The song that plays in Grilly's
>>124023279
I like 'a child a day keeps the wife away' or whatever it was
>>124023279
Asgore "You Must Be This Tall To Live" Dreemurr
>>124023509
Flowey/Asriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwqsh9IACyQ
>>124023509
>Undyne
>Nirvana/Eminem because my little sister is always playing songs by one of them
>>124023509
>favorite character
Sans
>music that reminds you of home
Undertale
>>124022967
>>124023059
>>124023169
http://imgur.com/a/Deiy8
Finished. I have more, but I just got off of work and am pretty fucking tired at the moment. Sorry for the lack of lewd.
>>124023453
>Cum-cum in pussy
That sounds like something a muffetposter would say.
If they hated the shit out of each other and didn't hold any punches, who would win?
http://strawpoll.me/6155415
>>124023509
>Toriel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1LIsrFdEuU
>>124022801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7CA0fSZh7E
>>124023509
>Mettaton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBhBI_Tna4
Give me a character to rp on shamchat
>>124023279
"A Child A Day Keeps The Wife Away" is still my favorite.
>>124023279
Asgore "my kids an'heroed so I went 6/0" Dreemurr
>>124023407
>Kazuhira "If you Fulton a Black, I'm sending him back" Miller
Asgore "Fulton a kid and I'll blow my Lid" Dreemur
>>124023873
Vaping Toriel
>>124023784
theres definitely a lot missing but nonetheless good work anon
>>124023896
This.
>>124023873
Snake
>>124023385
Asgore is a retard though. That's why he decided to stay underground for hundreds of years instead of taking the souls he needed from the surface and killing them all. Plus, how do you know some bullshit like Undyne the Undying won't happen where a weeb watching too much anime feels "7 billion hearts beating at once" and becomes an ubermensch killing machine?
>>124023509
Flowey
Ecruteak City (from pokemon GSC, not the remakes)
>>124023536
papyrus is a loud, confident, gangly, goofy, crop-top wearing, basketball shouldered motherfucker so he is obviously will smith or something
sans is lazy, has to hold multiple jobs to pay for his shitty house, and wears a hoodie, and tells you to get dunked on so also basketball or whatever
tumblr is racist as hell
>>124023803
>All these people voting for Toriel.
Asgore could wipe the floor with anyone if he wanted, but in universe he's too big of a softie.
>>124023902
That's pretty good, anon.
>>124023929
Yeah, you'll have to forgive me. I'm all Muffeted out for today. But I'll be back tomorrow.
>14 year old Tumblrtard little sister
>Urges me to look over at her shitty iphone
>It's a screenshot of a picture on Tumblr of humanized Undertale characters
>Featuring everyone's favorite, black Sans and Papyrus
>She still hasn't played Undertale but she keeps looking at shitty Tumblr art and comics of it anyway
a.a.a.a.
>>124023173
imgur it
>>124023873
Shitty ms paint sans.
>>124023509
Sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlTrq6wLf0
>>124024034
give her a swirlie
>>124024034
You know what you must do.
>>124023509
For Undertale?
>Undyne
>The musical box song
In general?
>Samus
>This shit right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydy2QEvtR1M
>>124022883
If one of them was cuddle do chara/frisk
GAME THEORY_
Is FRISK from UNDERTALE really in a COMA???? Studies show that when you fall you are KNOCKED OUT and may be DREAMING.... the boss monsters in UNDERTALE may represent FRISK'S EMOTIONS, with various endings....
>>124024034
Correct this issue Anon.
>>124024034
Just buy the game for her
>>124023784
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oktxIPOvAi4
Neat I guess.
TELL ME YOUR FETISHES AND WHICH UT CHARACTER YOU'D FORCE THEM ON
>>124023953
Because God > some human with superhigh stats.
Anyone who tries to fight Asgore to kill will be defeated. Quickly. They need to use the fact he is a retard to defeat him and get HIM to stop. Trying to stop him just gives him an excuse to continue 1hitkilling and moving on.
>>124023509
>Papyrus
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPFJoyGN8Y
>>124024157
Game Theory: UNDERTALE from UNDERTALE is actually an ALLEGORY for MY PARENTS from MY LIFE'S DIVORCE?
>>124024034
just_____________kill her
>>124024157
GAEM THORE:
NAPSTABLOOK, MAD DUMMY, AND METTATON: RAISED IN A BROKEN HOME?
>>124024157
GAME THEORY_
Is YOU from THIS THREAD really AUTISTIC???? Studies show that when you're AUTISTIC you may make up BULLSHIT LIKE THIS.... the posts in THIS THREAD may represent YOUR AUTISM, with various levels of it
>>124024205Hugs kisses, and hand holding
Asgore
>>124024034
Tell her to get off her ass and actually play the game lmao
>>124024205
NO I'LL GET SCORNED
Did the anon that did the pillow prince fic make a new one yet?
>>124023019
Canon.
>>124024205
>my fetish
Chubby
>which characterfan-art undyne
>>124024205
Feed all the chocolate to Chara! Get her big and soft!
>>124024034
We all know Undyne is the only black woman
>>124024308
FUCKING TELL ME ANON WE HAVE A BUMP LIMIT TO REACH SHITPOSTING IS *GOOD*
>>124024243
>Because God > some human with superhigh stats.
Then how come a lv1 gook child was able to win
>>124024205fatties, vore, slobcatty, alphys
im going to kill myself
>>124024205
>>124024328
Basically this
>>124023985
Anon, they both have the same stats. 80 ATK and 80 DEF.
>>124020447
I really want a mgr raiden crossover.
>>124024205
Genuine love, handholding, cuddling.This shit makes it really hard for me to look at cute Frisk and Chara shit.
None because I don't sexual any of the characters.
>>124024205
How does one force intimacy?
>>124022878
>I WANT THE GOAT, NOT YOUR LIFE
I'm assuming that if I try to make a move you won't think twice?
>>124024357
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>124024205Piss. It's piss.Not only does that not work with monsters cause they don't do that, but I somehow ran into a picture of Alphys pissing herself and I just felt dirty inside for a bit.
>>124024391
stream it?
>>124024391Jerry's waiting for you on the other side.
>>124024391
lying's bad mmkay
>>124024328
This, and tummy growling. It's a hard life.
>>124023509
Papyrus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa569wY1HzE (this is one of my dad's favorite songs and he likes to play it on his guitar)
>>124024205
Femdom.
Clothed sex.
Undyne. But then again she would force it on me.
>>124024506
That's one hell of a deterrent, anon.
>>124024359
Because pay attention to either my posts or the game itself.
The gook does what I said in the post you're responding to. They get God to stop fighting because they can't beat them in a fight. For Omega Flowey, they use the fact he has a giant ego and no brain at all to wake the souls up because they weren't fighting for real and were just toying with their prisoner.
>>124024391
flibbity floo
>literally a game about emotional manipulation and verbal rape
>4chan loves it
Why am I not surprised
>>124024482
go back to /b/, you're not wanted here
>>124024243
Then how was Frisk able to defeat Flowey
>HE WAS LE PRETENDING TO FIGHT U
Asgore couldn't literally be a god, that's just bantz. He'd have to go through the whole stupid magic bullet things with everybody he comes across which would be marginally harder than Flowey. Then they'd just have to shout for help and the souls would get triggered and start fighting. SAVE/LOAD doesn't really exist. It's meme commentary on video games like the New-U's from Borderlands.
>>124024462
ANON *FUCK* YOU *FUCK* MORALS JUST TELL ME THE FETISH
IMAGE OF ANGRY SKELEMAN SCREAMING.JPG
>>124023509
>Asriel
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYC5Wz1O1Y
>>124024594
>4chan loves it
Well. I wouldn't say that.I mean I like it, but try posting it on /v/ and see how far you get.
>>124024307
Whenever she tries to show me some shitty Undertale comic from Tumblr I tell her to stop looking stuff up and actually plays the game and she says "NO HELP ME DOWNLOAD IT". I'm not shilling out 10 of my hard-earned birthday sheqels so that this SJW piece of shit can get heated about how Mettaton is actually a transsexual and how progressive it is that Frisk is "non-binary" and how Sans and Papyrus are actually black.
>>124024594
You guys are great at the shitposting tonight
>>124024634
>HE WAS LE PRETENDING TO FIGHT U
Because he was. He could 1hitkill you at any point in time and decided not to because a 'fair fight' was more interesting. The second you "win" he starts killing you over and over, although that's a bit too late since you woke up the souls.
Go on, kill Omega Flowey without using any *ACTs and tell me how it goes.
>>124024594
Going all out tonight aren't we?
>>124024698
>help me download it
Can she not click buttons with labels?
>>124024634
>SAVE/LOAD doesn't really exist.
Except it clearly does, though its more just time travel in game
>>124024634
You niggers always forget that the player is the true wielder of determination. Just look at the end of the genocide route. It was YOUR determination that brought Chara back. it is YOUR determination that keeps bringing Frisk back to a save state.
When you're fighting Sans, you think he is talking to Frisk? Frisk in this situation is just a husk. A being that you're controlling. Hence why there is absolutely no emotion or reaction from Frisk in the game (until Chara begins to 'wake up' anyway)
It's always the player's determination that changes the game, it isn't some randy in-world kid.
>>124024476Well, they hypothetically could if you fed them human drinks...
>>124023509
>Burgerpants
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP8_Dbvpi-A
Hey guys, dfanon wants me to tell you:
"Hey, it’s dftale anon. Sorry for the hiatus, I totally didn’t get banned for making up a doogleshit greentext or anything. Will have an update pretty soon, probably tomorrow."
Alright, confession timeI don't like Asgore with blonde hair. It feels like it clashes with his white fur and looks completely out of place. I kind of wish it were white or better yet black like the battle sprite
>>124022223
about what anon?
>>124024640
ALRIGHT FINE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT
I WANNA REALLYREALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG AH
>>124024856
So why did Omega Flowey have SAVE/LOAD. And Flowey before you.
>>124024634
Flowey's supreme power came from6 human souls. Frisk wins becausethey answered Frisk's cries for help and wanted Flowey to lose
>>124024205
Fuck it, why not. You asked for it buddy.WAM (wet and messy) stuff. More the latter. Ever watch Nickelodeon in the 90s? Think that. I wouldn't necessarily force it on anyone but I wouldn't turn away if a food fight started out of nowhere.I'm both lucky and unlucky at the same time that my fetish is largely non-sexual. Especially since getting good chinese cartoon artwork with it is frustratingly rare or doesn't go far enough (a couple drops of chocolate on the nipples is insufficient there must be head-drenching).
>>124024906
Your confession is shit!
>>124022901
the contest board doesn't have topicality rules.
>>124022892
IS THERE ANYMORE?!!!!?!?!?!??!?!
>>124024952
YOU SICK FUCK
>>124024871
If they don't poop, they don't have holes down there.
It'll just fester inside them until they forcibly throw up
>>124024981
It's insane how many fetishes western cartoons instill, isn't it? It's like they make them with them in mind.
>>124022801
Not sure why but Sans kinda reminds me of Eminem:
https://soundcloud.com/dabunky/undertale-without-sans
>>124024928
It's a sociology paper aboutracism
>>124024851
She wants me to help pirate it for her but she's scared because she can't go a day without getting her stupid shitty laptop infected with virtual hepatitus A through Z because she can't stop herself from going to free anime sites for her shitty yaoi anime.
>>124024960
Because he also has determination, anon. He was a being that was pretty much purely determination, thanks to Alphys' experimentation. There is an incorrect assumption that, because in the game you utilize determination, all humans have the ability to use determination like that. There is only one human that had a "player" in this universe that we know of, and that's Frisk.
>>124024205
>Rape
>Papyrus
>>124025097
you don't know that.
that's just for monster food, if they would eat human food they would have to digest it and you know what that means.
>>124024906100% agreed.
>>124025097
They probably fart pixie dust or something.
>>124025097
They must've eaten human food at one point or another on the surface. The fact that there even exists the concept of a "bathroom" in the underground means that at one point, they had to.
>>124025097
Don't, not can't.
How many of you guys are on Shamchat
Why does "Home" make me cry
>>124025170
So where's your source that Flowey had a player behind him loading everything, and not that determination just lets you SAVE/LOAD? Because it sounds like you're making this up.
>>124025135
>racism
>6 pages
That's fucking easy, anon.
>>124025135
Fucking great. Gotta keep the #1950's fueled, right?
>>124025310
Because despite it all, it's still you.
I want to punch Flowey in the face
>>124025204
Same, I am a depraved bastard.
reminder to cash in your (You)'s at the prize booth in the main lobby as you exit the general
today's raffle prizes include discarded Halloween decorations and a trip to the fabled goat tower
>>124025097
Considering that apparently Sans and Papyrus can digest food, I'm guessing monsters just digest food straight through the soul.
Maybe regular, non-magical food just takes longer to digest because there's more physical mass, leaving the monster bloated for a while?
>>124025135
Go to /pol/, you'll have all you need to write it.
>>124024034
this is fine. now you can gift her the game for christmas and be a quality older sibling
>>124025091
no but I want demongoat to sit on my face
>>124025291
What tags are you guys using?
>>124025381
because despite EVERYTHING it's still you
>>124025392
I want to punch myself in the face
>>124025135
That's easy. Spend 5 minutes on
>>>/pol/
You'll learn everything about superior genes there.
>>124025169
You know, it's probably better to keep her away from it. We don't need her kind.
>>124025458
Undertale
>>124025310
https://youtu.be/-5hDf-g8cCE?t=191
>>124024896
>Journey
Are you gay?
>>124025097
There's nothing to imply they don't have any way to shit and piss, it's just that monster food is instantly absorbed into the body.
>>124024634
>>124024743
This whole argument is completely retarded. For all we know the player is a magic terminator figure sent by the future human survivors of Asgore's meme bullshit. Asgore would never get human souls because your soul fucking explodes when you die. The anomaly is put in place specifically so Asgore can never, EVER get 7 souls and reach the surface. Even in the worst-case scenarios where a monster gains enough power to override the SAVE/LOAD feature, they can completely brute reset everything by messing with the code. The anomaly is essentially the humans contingency plan against the monsters, the true god over all.
>>124024157
TEM THORY_
is TEM frUm TEMMIETALE rEllY TEMMIE?
>>124020860
>>124021117
*strip search
>>124025529
I don't know man, maybe she can start growing up that way.
>>124024063
if you are still here
here you go, extremely lewd moms ahead
http://imgur.com/a/HZre4
>>124025529
Oh, I intend to. I'm really hoping that this is just a shitty phase. I was the same way withreligionwhen I was her age and now I think about my fedora years and I cringe so fucking hard. I hope it's the same with her.
>>124025576
>song about san francisco
>asking if gay
hmmm i wonder
>>124025312
I never said that Flowey had a player. Flowey is concentrated determination shot into a flower. His ability to save/load is because of that. Frisk's ability to save and load is because of the player's determination. I'm saying that humans of the undertale world are not all the same as Frisk. They don't have players, only Frisk did.
The argument goes that any old joe that isn't a kid could easily wipe the floor with all the monsters. I mean hey, look, just some regular kid did it. Tell me then, why isn't the game constantly getting reset by other humans using this power of determination? I mean, Frisk can't possibly be overriding all of humanity can he?
He can't, the player can tho
>>124025648
tHAT i NOT TEM thOrY
gO TO cool LEG. leRN RiC hIStRY of... TEM
>>124024205
I'm just gonna stop you right there 'cause it wouldn't work.
>>124025274
>>124025217
There's no need for a digestive system if their food just poofs away anyway. Or maybe their bodies just absorb all the magic and there's no waste. Either way, they have no evolutionary need for bowels.
Human food would probably fuck them up.
>>124025260
They have showers, but have they ever mentioned toilets?
>>124025757
It's the most determined who can save/load. That's why Flowey talks about no longer having the power when Frisk entered the underground in Genocide. Humanity might be a complete utopia with no problems, which is why Frisk is the one with the most to worry about. The other 6 kids were hundreds of years ago, at a time where humans were probably killing eachother in wars. For all we know, SAVE/LOAD only exists in the underground, the most determined person can only RESET.
>>124025724
THANK YOU
>>124025724
I love my mommy! She's always nice to me and she's really pretty too!
>Mettaton is by far the best character.
>All fanart of him is almost exclusively in his EX form.
Fucking faggots.
>>124025821
Papyrus mentions that he has to use the bathroom (Obviously he doesn't, he jumps out a window instead) and Alphys's lab is disguised as a bathroom with a lizard on it, implying it would be feasible for her (a monster) to use it.
I want undyne to speak ultra cockny and go through the whole "having a giggle there, mate?"
>>124026023
Oh right.
Maybe they picked that up from the previous humans?
>"I have to go to the bathroom!"
>"The what? Is that your excuse for getting out of this?"
>>124026012
I know, there's barely any art of Mettaton NEO.
>>124026023
The bathroom may literally be a room for taking baths in, or just a sink and mirror with other cleaning stuff.
http://strawpoll.me/6155610
A toast. To being losers.
>>124018004
Thank Christ.
>tfw I would have voted against undertale had the option been SMB3 or Yoshi's Island
>>124025135
6 pages about whitey being the devil?
Easy
>>124026012
rectangles aren't cute
>>124025606
>the player is actually a defense mechanism of the barrier made up of the souls of the 7 mages, explaining why you could beat Flowey in the first place. It soon was upgraded with electronics and essentially became an artifical intelligence, at which point the game begins
>The only way the barrier is broken is when the monsters are completely neutered out of the souls and are peaceful
>Chara is a failsafe based off the first fallen human in order to stop the AI from becoming self-aware and destroying itself in confusion
>RESET and TRUE RESET is the mages magic remaining inside the system, using sheer determination to reset the timeline
N E W T H E O R Y
N E W T H E O R Y
>>124026213
Gotta get that bump limit somehow.
>>124026170
See, but any monster visitors to Alphys's lab would immediately see straight through it if there was no need for bathrooms for monsters, period.
>>124026213
anon why.
>>124026246
>6 pages
>sociology is about how whites are literally super satan hitler.
Yeah, no.
>tfw no one wants to post close to the bump limit because everyone's afraid of not getting those (you)s
>>124026378
Almost all monsters are dopes and halfwits, so probably not.
>>124026424
here's your (you)
>>124026395
That's what I said
I'm not following, anon
>>124026424
Here's your (you)
Just ask next time
>>124018004
>burger not falling out of his pants on the right
ONE
JOB
>>124026494
Y-You saw through my secret trick...!
>>124026378
Having said that, she did have instant noodles in her fridge, and she got most of the shit she owned from the dump where all the human garbage fell, so maybe she needed a bathroom for the human food she'd been eating.
you know it's actually kinda surprising how little fetish art there is
>>124026424
flibbity (floo)
>>124026424
let's destroy this worthless thread and move onto a new thread together
*erase *do not
>>124026378
True. I'm thinking >>124026210 is on to something.
Sans said Papyrus does wash his clothes, "and by wash, I mean he showers with it on", so they definitely have some kind of room that can be called a bathroom.
I kinda wish we got to see them. I imagine monsters have different bathing methods depending on whatever the fuck they are.
>>124026424
if you need some(You)s just boobypost and you'll be swimming in them.
>>124026567
That's my secret
I always have a (you) up my sleeve
>>124026213
>tfw contributed to the degeneracy of UT before it was even released
>>124026629
>hold down esc
>go into the undertale files
>delete them all
>start game up and replay
>>124026494You are too kind Doogle.
>>124026582
There's tons of fetish art, it's just too lewd for this blue board.
>>124026573
There's no toilets down in the true lab, but there is a shower. A shower she's not using because an amalgamate is living in the drain, no less.
If there was a toilet down here, she probably wouldn't be able to use that, either.
>>124026378
I thought the purpose of her disguising it as a bathroom was so that no one would have any reason to go into it due to that fact they don't use the bathroom without human food. It's the perfect way to hide a place she doesn't want anyone to go into.
>>124026309
>Undertale is inside a computer the whole time
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN! HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>124026648
Or start a Dogshit anon greentext
>>124026737
i tri
>>124026717
fuk
>>124026753
and that's a good thing.
>>124026753
I dunno, I've seen a good deal of porn and it's not very fetishy
>>124026802
>Mettaton is a ghost in a robot in another robot
>>124026753
Is it time for a red board thread?
>>124026521
Because, you dummy, that is history.
>>124026213
I thought moster food converted into energy as soon as it was eaten.
If the characters are meta enough to be able to know that I'm doing multiple playthroughs and close the game on my desktop then why can't they manifest outside of the game and be my friends?
>>124026646
We should spam tweet Toby and ask if Monsters do actually shiti hope you guys don't do this
should I take a shower /utg/
>>124026941
I'd rather ask him how monster babies are made.
>Metaton is literally a ghost in a machine
Is this a Descartes reference?
>>124026965
Yes
>>124026309
>You are essentially a Computer God
>You are the World-Wide Mind Control C. God
FRANCIS E DEC WAS RIGHT
WE HAVE TO STOP TOBY
>>124026917
Get a shimeji.It's the closest we will ever get. ;_;
Alright bois, we hit 750
>>124026941
Stop giving people ideas.
>>124026648
I wish people would stop saying [you] it makes it hard to find if anyone has replied to you for something completely unrelated
>>124026941
If I get the chance to ask Toby one question, it'll be whether or not Alphys and Undyne and RGs 01 and 02 can have kids.
>>124026210
There's a shower in the True Lab isn't there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Uhjsj2qWs
>>124027003
oh no
>>124026965
yes you filthy fuckshowers are good for the soul
>>124026965
Wosh u self
>>124027030
but anonMy favorite character doesn't even have a decent one.
>>124026965
wosh u body
>>124026965
wosh u soul and body
>>124026965
Wosh u body anon
>>124026792
Even if it was, wouldn't she logically not have to use it too, as a monster? It's just as useless to her as it is to them, if what you're saying is true, which makes it suspicious that there's a silhouette of whatever kind of monster Alphys is next to it.
Honestly, that one anon that mentioned bathrooms could just be rooms you bathe in may be right.
here in the dying moments of the thread I have a confessionI have asriel emotions because "leave me behind I'll be fine" triggers my long defeated suicidal thoughtsI can't not want to save the goat, the desire to reject this kind of thinking is as automatic a reflex as breathing for me
I promised myself I wouldn't become a goatfucker when I started to play this game;_;
>>124027049
That's an interesting thought. Maybe they could if it's all love bullshit
>>124026965
Always keep up with your hygiene up, anon.
>>124027170
So did I. This shit does things to you.
>>124027105Who's your favorite characteer?
>>124024205i want gaster to pin me down and shove his thick slimy void-cock into me pumping loads upon loads of inky black jizz into my quivering hole
>>124027276Toriel
>>124024157
>>124024278
>>124024289
>>124025648
NONE OF THESE
ARE
THEORIES
A THEORY
REQUIRES
PEER
REVIEW
THESE
ARE
HYPOTHESES
>>124027049
>Chara and Asriel grow up
>They have a kid together
>Labor day>It's just a smaller Chara>Asriel was so beta Chara ended up pregnant with herself
>>124026309
Are you implying Undertale is the fucking Matrix?
Since we're on the subject of the True Lab, what do you guys figure happens with that stuff in the ending where you befriend Alphys, but skip the True Lab and go straight to Asgore? I mean, she still left what's basically a suicide note out in the open and seemed pretty intent on either just staying down in the basement or doing something "cowardly," so I figure she got found out.
Maybe, since she's the only available scientist, Toriel decided to cut her enough slack to keep her working, while keeping a close eye on her?
>>124027376
No, everybody's awake. They're all just at the mercy of the Barrier. Plus there's actual magic instead of "science, bitch"
Does anyone know how to do editing? I want to have Super mario world pasted over alphys's face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvXAbkcmy7A
>>124027435
>>124027435
>>124027435
Fresh bread
>>124027376
It might as well be
Game theory
What of Sans and Papyrus are realy just the two half of W.D. Gaster?
Brain link vr when?
I'm tired of living in this world. I wanna live in a world populated entirely by cute asriel
>>124027157
Yeah, bathrooms are useless to her as well, which is why it isn't actually a bathroom. It'd be suspicious if anyone thinks about it, but it's likely none of her friends have actually put any serious thought into it before since they wouldn't believe there to be any reason to be suspicious of her in the first place. If they asked she could just tell them not to worry about it or that it's something she saw in a "human history" video.
>>124018087
God bless you anon. Know that I've busted countless loads to that picture, and that my gf's booty is very similar to that.