Froggit Best Monster Edition
Previous Thread: >>123974097
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
Please wait till meme limit before posting a new thread.
gimme a soul man
*ERASE
What's the meme limit?
>Froggit is the Reddit version of pepe
cannot unsee, senpaitachi
>>123988371
No more souls, asriel.
If you didn't get this ending you fucked up
DRAW SHITTY GASTERS
POST THEM
Just finished a second playthrough as pacificst. What a ride!
What are the things I most likely missed?
Great another thread to fuck up asap with repetitive goatposting
>>123988437
YOU OWE ME
>>123988371
goat
can someone post the
>I use puns to hide how horrifically depressed I'm inside.jpg
?
>>123984761
I tried
Still working on the other two requests
nth for cutest girls
Love the flower.
>>123988514
Uh, okay.*Cock gun
BUT IT REFUSED
So you guys fuck around with the naming system? name yourself actual characters names to see the changed confirmation dialogue?have you tried to name yourself gaster?
>>123988472
Are you shure?
>>123988512
Looks like you weren'tkidding about that one eh?
>>123988543
It's perfect
I'd love to facefuck Flowey like you mentioned. Except when his face transforms into kid Asriel's face. I'd love to just unzip my pants and pull out my fat, thick cock and shove it in front of him and rub it on his face because as a flower, he can't do anything about it. And then I'd shove my huge cock down kid Asriel's throat and grab his petals and thrust hard, so hard that he would moan like the little bitch he is. Then I'd boop his snoot and ask him how much he loves my cock in his mouth. Before he says anything, I shove my dick inside again, look at kid Asriel's crying eyes while he forces himself to say he loves my cock in his mouth while he's gagging and choking on it because of how thick it is, wanting to beg for mercy but not having the guts to do so. That is when I am finally satisfied. I thrust faster and faster until I cum and the force of it would destroy his SOUL, kid Asriel's face disappears and that leaves just a golden flower covered on my cum. I pick it up and replant it in a flowerpot to hang in my bedroom as a trophy. I might even make a hole on it to facefuck it again when I feel like it. Once I've seen kid Asriel's face as he is eating me out in his helpless flower body, it's easy to remember his exact expression, which makes the job a lot easier.
>>123988460
>toregore
i dont agree
I want a cartoon where Doggo, Undyne and Papyrus go on a quest given to them by Asgore.
>Someone wasted all the effort of drawing this
>LOWERCASE
What the FUCK
>>123988540
>>123987947
I want flowey to hang around with me and just talk with me about everything. I want to know all his thoughts and opinions, and I want to hear all his snarky comments
>>123988647
>>123988647
>>123988705
Why Doggo, Undyne and Papyrus
What kind of quest
>>123988648
>write essay about mettatron
>type legs
>"legs is the correct answer"
>>123988713
for some reason this picture reminds me of lobotomyanon
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in the CORE, and I have over 95 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla FIGHT and I’m the top knife girl in the entire Royal Guard forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Mt. Ebott and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in CQC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Real Knives in my mommy's cabinet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>123988543
Flawless
>>123988743
thanks mate
>>123988460
>>123988654
YES POST IT
>>123988708
>>123988647
What is this from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQXfZtbXpjc
I kek'd
>>123988647
I hope Undertale wins everything just for the reactions
>>123988608
I already do
>>123988867
http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/bge20_vote
>>123988478
>You'll never have a tiny Chara to take care of
Why live
>>123988713
>AU where sans was spared of all the soul-crushing facts about timelines and had a chance to be happy and optimistic like Papyrus, while Papyrus himself takes his place
This is oddly interesting, if not bittersweet if you think about it.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSS
>>123988705
This is an amazing picture of Doggo
>>123988648
>METTA
>Ooh! Are you promoting my brand??
You bet, baby.
I'm surprised the naming system isn't more well known. its fun.
Daily reminder to head on down to Grillby's for 150g off your first purchase.
>>123988928
Post Chara (20). I wanna see if you have that many.
>>123988705
Just the dogs characters deserve a sitcom on their own.
>>123988929
>>123988896
>Wind Waker lost against FFVI
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>123988647
Doesn't Zelda or Pokemon always end up winning in the end?
>>123988648
I thought the only one who allows it is papyrus, since you can't fir his whole name.
Also that looks like Grim, is that the reference or am I just a racist who thinks all skeletons look alike?
GUYS POST UNDERTALE
>>123988870
10/10
Post your favourite edge lord
>>123988713
>not into Papyrus that way
>not into Sans that way
>have a slight crush on Underswap Papyrus
why
>>123988836
Ok.
>>123989038
>Wind Waker
Nothing of value was lost
>>123989058
Being a fag of both, I wouldn't be surprisedZelda is fucking overrated
>>123989102
>>123989038
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
WIND WAKER IS GOAT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>123988994I have 35 cute Chara pictures, and that's just the ones where she's portrayed alone.
>>123989038
The last good Zelda game was A Link to the Past, friend.
>>123988460
happy goat family + frisk is best ending
>>123988694
Do you prefer Soriel?Or even Sansgore?
>>12398918735 too many
>>123989095It's an edit, yes.
>>123989187
Post Chara (7). I have a good feeling about that one.
>>123989147
>not "Trick or Bleat"
Golden opportunity: Missed
>>123988781
I don't know but
>Undyne
She is the leader and is act as serious one in the group
>Papyrus
retarded funny guy
>Doggo
trying to be serious and competent but because of his disabilties he gets himself and group into trouble like Mr Magoo
hi im the mspaint anon
i love you all
shamchat is fun
that is all i have to say
>>123989095thats the reference yes
>>123989261
If I spare bosses and level up on other, possibly innocent, monsters, how bad am I going to feel? Or will I get some XP at some point as a pacifist?
I don't think I'm gud enough to play this whole game at 20 HP.
>>123989149
To be honest, Papyrus' physique with Sans' personality are probably more in your alley than the canon variants. A personality change can drastically affect any character
>>123989342
Get the fuck out and find out.
Do not look at any post after this just get out.
>>123988982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-FLQfmKis
>>123989236
no I preferTori x me
>>123989342
The game isn't difficult at 20 hp. The REAL difficult part of the game is playing a genocide run, where you have 85 plus hp. Don't kill anything anon it ruins you
>>123989342
The game's balanced around only having 20 hp, and if you really need help with boss fights you can always use the Snowdin inn for an extra 10 temporary hp.
>>123989342
Pacifist is pretty easy you won't need more HP.
Don't kill people.
>>123989261Cpt. Walker?
>>123989296
Aye aye, sir.
>>123989038
>>123989169
>Final Fantasy X won over Mega Man X
Burn these people down with Wily Pete. All of it.
>>123989342
Well, all that's going to happen isYOUR ENDING WILL BE SHIT AND YOU WILL BE SHIT, GET GUD YOU FUCKING NOOBLET AND DON'T HIT THE FUCKING NIGGER BUTTON UNTIL YOU FACE ASGORE
>>123989435fuck you shes mine get your own goat wife
>>123989515
So cuuuute! I was right on about the good feeling. You've got great taste in Chara art, numbers anon.
>>123989015
Fun fact
If you kill all the dogs except Doggo, then he is alone at the Grisby's thinking that the rest are playing a prank on him and dont move on purpose so he cant see anyone.
>>123989150
Have a nice day Gaster.
So wait, I was Frisk all along?
Why does my Hud say my name then?
>There's an undertale kink meme now
Man this really is the Homestuck fandom but sped up, we're at like 2011 right now.
When do we get to the bucket spitting.
do you guys think that undertale will beat pokemon red/blue if it actually wins this round?
>>123989342
or you could git gud
>>123989421
Why must you hurt me in this way?
>>123989515
DOWN WITH FINAL FANTASY
THE DIALOGUE IS BAD THE GAMEPLAY IS BORING THE CONCEPT IS STALE DIE DIE DIE
>>123989261
I have over 200 Chara pictures.
>>123989556sorry mate, called her first:^)
>>123989597
>numbers anonJesus Christ I fucking knew properly naming my pictures was a bad idea. Please don't do this to me mang.
>>123989609
i can only assume you werent paying attention to any of the dialogue during and especially after the asriel fight
>>123989618
I'm a huge pokéfag and I think undertale is the better game
Pokémon will win though
>>123989618
The people on the forums apparently think oot should be the to stop it since it's the reigning "Most overrated game of all time" for almost 20 years/
>tfw Asgore will never sit in your face
Why bother?
>>123989609
The kid you played as = Frisk
The first fallen child, who was adopted by the Dreemurr family a long time ago and then die = your name
Go do or watch a genocide run, that should clear up your doubts.
>>123989618
As much as I want Undertale to win for laughs, probably not considering the enormous fanbase that Pokemon has...especially the first gen fans.
>>123989746
400+
>>123989617
instead of bucket spitting we all bring bone shaped rubber dog toys to cons
>>123989754
Numbers, numbers, 35 in all! Stab them, stab them, watch them fall!
>>123989515
>Final Fantasy X won over Mega Man X
Usually I don't care about these polls but now I'm infuriated.
>>123989754Don't worry m8, there's a bunch of anons here who number their pictures.
Requesting someonedo the Pokerap but with Undertale characters
If possible
>>123989236
I have only ever seen one Sansgore image and it was extremely lewd.
Does it even exist outside of someones fetish?
>>123989745
Back when final fantasy was good (so like, about 10 and back) it was good.
Bravely default seems to be the new actual final fantasy
>>123989823
yeah, I got that much.
It's just that retrospectively, it doesn't make much sense for frisk to not correct anyone on the wrong name.
>>123989954
It would be over pretty quickly
>>123989747she likes me more than she likes you>:^(
>>123989754
Why are you numbers anon again? Must have missed something
>>123989836
Undertale got the "fresh" factor. If this poll was made when first Five Night at Freddies become popular, then Pokemon would still lose.
Who is best character, and why is it learned temmy?
>>123989957
Because we love you.
>>123989976
Because nobody called them anything but 'kid' or 'buddy' or 'my child'
They were never called [name] by anyone except Flowey, who runs away. And in a Geno run, they just don't give a fuck about correcting him
>>123989919
>>123989954
There's not that many characters.
There'd be like maybe 40 tops, and that's including all the NPCs
>>123990013
Just because they have numbers on their filenames instead of 4chan filenames, I would assume.
It's really stupid.
>>123989976
Nobody calls Frisk by the FC's name, except Flowey.
>>123988472
>>123989957
Is mine shitty?
>>123989997
>>123990083
Even with the random encounters? That's kind of unfortunate
>>123990000if you want, we could share heralso checked.
Pacifism is only good if you're being an asshole about it the entire time
>>123990064
>Buddy
>>123990092holy fuck really?
>>123989976
No one ever called them a name, just "human", "kid", "buddy", etc.
>>123990153
Still not that many. Maybe like 60 or something.
>>123990092
i dont even think flowey does it unless youre on bad time mode, in pacifist i think only asriel does it in the ending and on the phone
>>123990164
>those thighs
>>123990220
Nah flowey does it in neutrals
>>123990153
You have to go shittier. MS paint.
>>123990164
>>123990281
CHILD
BEARING
HIPS
>>123990074
>This shit won over Megaman X
My headache just increased tenfold.
>>123990164
jesus i got 90k quads?
how can you compete with that anon? toriel is mine
So, if Flowey always thinks Frisk is Chara, then he tried to murder his own goddamn sibling at the start to steal their soul?
Is Flowey just that much of a dick or did he just want to have Chara inside him again?Or am I misremembering and he only thinks Frisk is Chara afterwards.
hi /utg/ not too many more of these left to go. i covered spear of justice finally and am pretty happy with the result.
i-i hope you like it t-too ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtehku2UQw
>>123990281
I know man right
>>123989398
Guess you're right. Maybe I'm into the laidback bad boy vibe.
>>123990339
he doesnt start mistaking you for chara until after that, the earlist being right after the toriel fight
>>123990281
>>123990321
>>123990332
guys guys calm down, we can all take turns
>>123990339
Go watch his monologue from the genocide route, he didn't notice Chara at first.
>>123990403
Holy shit man.
Reminder that pre-gook shitty sans was the best.
>>123990449
NOT THOSE ONES
>>123990493
>>123990481
Funnily enough, I remembered the Genocide speech right after I clicked post.
>>123990339
>then he tried to murder his own goddamn sibling at the start to steal their soul?
He doesn't notice you're chara until after that.
But no yea he's a douchebag.
>>123990203
Pretty sure last time somebody counted them up it was 100-something. There are maybe 50 minor NPCs alone, 6-12 enemies per area and the main characters, as well as all the forms of Flowey/Asriel.
>>123990339
Flowey doesn't recognize you as Chara until later.
It actually works well with Chara narrator headcanon.
>>123990403
Holy shit anon. That's fantastic as always, well done.
>>123990403
good shit as always man
>>123990403
Can I date your friend who played Mettaton.
Nice cover, too.
>>123990403
Aww yissss, now we have Battle against a True Hero and Spear of Justice?
I came. Thanks anon for this.
>>123989617
What does bucket spitting have to do with Homestuck anyway?
>>123990403
You're too good for us.But really, thanks for always coming back and posting your stuff here. I love you and all your stuff.
I swear i'm not gay. I also swear i'm 100% not a furry.
But there's something about adult asriel that makes me lust for him. I want him to fill me up and make me his.
Why is this??Also any pics of the sexy goat?
>>123990319
This better?
>tfw if toby ever does an AMA he'll do it on reddit and never here
>>123988713
there's an AU where sans is an autistic fat manchild?
>>123989617
>undertale kink meme
Explain?
I'm feeling kinda worn down, /utg/.
What do y'all do to stay determined?
What did Mettaton look like before he(?) got the robot body?
>>123990760
Don't go there.
>>123990738
he's my roommate so I'll ask him i guess
Pick an Undertale character.How do they kiss their lover?
>>123989609
>Why does my Hud say my name then?
Most common speculation is thatFirst Child is possessing Frisk's body up until that point.
>>123990403
YEAH!! I'M INTO IT!!
>>123990847
nobody actually knows but there are lots of fandom interpretations
>>123990795
You don't know that. And even if he did do it on Reddit at least we wouldn't get flooded by Tumblrettes and Redditfags wanting to know if Mettaton is really a transsexual and congratulating Toby on making an "agender" protagonist.
>>123990847
Like a ghost.
>>123990847
a ghost
So how would an adult human do in a fight against Sans?
He managed to dodge Chara for a long ass time which is pretty decent considering how stupidly strong they were at that point. I know they're just a child but no way does all that love and exp not make them faster.
>>123990804
It's him switching roles/personalities with Papyrus, so yeah basically.
He's qt though, because Papyrus' personality makes anyone adorable.
>>123990403
Your stuff is fucking awesome dude, thanks for always sharing it here. Keep up the good work, it's people like you who are keeping this game alive with new content.
>>123989617
God does that video even still exist? The first time I watched it I nearly vomited.
>>123990794
potato/10
reminder that lil skell is definitely for sexual
>>123990403
Never disappoint.
I passed the really important meeting. So much stress is gone. Holy hell. Though, this will give me more time to do audio finally. But, I'm still sick. So fuck me
>>123990403
>>123990880
dude you cant just post that video without telling usyour favorite character
>>123990842
I just keep playing video games and talking to /utg/. Fallout 4 has been really fun and Curie makes my heart go all fluttery.
>>123990791
Have an imgur album if you haven't seen it yet.http://imgur.com/a/5kPDw
>>123990975
Is the human a murderer?
A LV 1 human would probably have 20 HP too, but they'd be a lot quicker. Unless Sans has KR on his side, the adult may land a hit much earlier than Chara.
>>123990842
Nothing honestly. Think I might need to go back on antidepressants again.
>>123990791
Sorry you're actually a gay furry
That's okay
>>123990403
By far one of the best you've done.
>>123990779
glad you like it <3
>>123990979
>>123990760
Trolls use buckets to reproduce, they collect their "genetical material" (cum) in there. It's never explained exactly what the material is or how it's produced, so a (relatively small) group of people on Tumblr assumed it was saliva.
A group of about 10-12 people went to a restaurant in Homestuck cosplay and then started hocking loogies into the thing. This video was passed around ad nauseam.
Everyone in the video was horribly ashamed of themselves within a year or two, and a few of them killed themselves over it last I heard.
>>123990840
Pretty much just writefag requests, you ask someone to write "Character(s) x,y,z doing this" and then hope someone does it.
>>123990795
there's quite a few reasons why
>>123990975
there would be no difference
sans isnt hard because of something like a speed stat, he's hard because he's deliberately cheating the game mechanics for combat, and also just not playing fair in general
>>123990840
http://undertail.dreamwidth.org/256.html
>>123991105
holy fucking fuck you are amazing
Also very good choice of picture on the left
Damn the amount of salt on the gamefaq's contest board is hilarious.
>>123991091Get some rest. You deserve it.
>>123990403
Post nudes please
>>123990791
Its a fucking picture, stop this fucking bullshit already. Unless you want real men to fill your ass then you are not fucking gay.
Also
>wanting him to fill your ass instead of you filling his
Anon, shamefur dispray.Though i guess we can always make a little train, i fuck the gote and the gote fucks you.
>>123991092
sans.
>>123991182Link to the video? This seems like top quality cringe
>>123991056
Lil skell you say?There's tons of it for Asriel, why no Shotapyrus and so on? Even just for the weirdness factor.
what is the best ship and why is it frisk/chara
I'm home again! I love you /utg/!
>>123991331You've got good taste
>>123991340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFXNMVbO5Q&list=PLB9EBAAA84A916F47&index=1
holy shit i finally did it
>>123991091Go get some rest anon, you deserve it.
>>123991056
Gosh he's so cute
>>123991418WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LEAVING THE CRATE
>>123991447
>filename
You're their only friend in untold centuries of being dead anon
Its no wonder they're clingy
>一体向
ええええええ?
>>123991246
Always happy to help another anon have a fap.
>>123991394
Toriel/Asgore and Undyne/Alphys
>>123991394thats an awufl shit ship, sorry anon
>>123990840
>tumblrs begging for self insert frisk fanfiction
shit
>>123991297
maybe someday
>>123991183
Is that shit.
Why is Isabelle there.
Comfy times ahead
>>123991394
That's a weird way to spellfishbone
>>123990791
How do you think people become gay furries, anon?
>>123991331Good taste.
>>123991394
Everyone/yourself. Shipping characters with other characters is for Tumblr and fags with stable relationships with other real humans.
>>123991318
honestly whats the point oftuckinghim? The whole appeal is that hes this super confident and strong personality with an awesome bod. Like why wouldnt you want to be a sub to that?Great picture though. Cheeky grinning non lewd asriel is the best. Got any more??
>all these gay furries
Who else here loves the gote in platonic ways?
No sexual required
>>123991394
That is amost excellent of ships
>>123991418
I love you too, how was your day
>>123991598
good thing you didn't visit during the demo days
>>123991394
this is the best ship because it's not fanon bullshitand is the cutest in both bodies and personalities
>>123990842
I don't. I just sit here waiting for something to happen.
>>123991290
>that style
>>123991690
Ihate Asrielbut at the same time I want to comfort him because he's too stupid for his own good.
>>123991651
>implying self inserting isn't even worse
>>123991091Good job. Now go and get some rest. We will wait as much as it needed for you.Lewdster, is it you?
>>123991394
Loving platonic relationship.
http://strawpoll.me/6153005
Whatever, man.
>>123991690
Imostlylove the gote in platonic ways
I just wouldn't mind kissing him, you know?
>>123991751
>because it's not fanon bullshit
its no more canon than any other ship
>>123990591
>>123991290
These are awesome
>>123991486
B-But I had to go toschool!
>>123991707
A lot better now that I'm back here with you guys. How was yours?
>>123991835
Basically this, but I also wouldn't mind rimming him, you know?
>>123991783
it isn't
>>123991821
whatever
Whatever
WHATEVER!
>>123991598Be glad you didn't know about Undertale during the demo days.
>>123991854
Dude, they canonically like each other. And they are dating during the true ending.
>>123988647
i voted for undertale, because i hate my video gaming brothers who are full of themselves.
and for the delicious fresh-baked lulz.
>>123991746
I've seen the promo image with toriel and frisk a few times over the years but never even realized it was a game until it came out.
>>123991835
Kissing is fine. Just keep the disgusting sex stuff away
Sex is revolting
>>123991821
torigore sis literally the same tier as soriel no matter how you look at it. theyre equally non-canon
>>123991860
I've been here for 2 threads and I can already tell you they're posted every thread.they are great, though.
>>123991889
Meh
>>123991969
Technically frotting isn't sex
>>123991889
Good
>>123991501
Do you have more of the likes that you're posting? The album was nice but not really what i was looking for since it wasl-lewd and >domming adult asriel
I like the ones that youve posted since they show him in like a confident manner while only being mildly suggestive
>>123991936i didnt realize your pic was related, my bad
I can't fucking beat mettaton. Any tips?
>>123991690
I want tofather and protectAsriel.
Is that ok anons?
>>123992057
>involving sexual organs in anything that isn't purely for functional purposes (using the restroom)
disgusting
>>123992057
Just look at this.
>>123991683
Expect that he isnt, and its all a facade of confidence and a strong personality. Which makes it all the more entertaining to break the facade hes putting up.Not really.
>>123992179
Fight him.
No, seriously. Fight him. It brings up the ratings quite a bit. Wail on him a bit, just don't kill him.
If that's not enough, swap some healing items for armor. +1500 per armor swap.
>>123992179________git gud_____________
>>123991854
It doesn't get much more canon than this unless you need them to be fucking on screen.
>>123992179
Pose, eat junk food.
I did it, /utg/. Iaccidentally fapped to Undertail.
What do I do with my life now that I've started down this awful path?
>tfw only 260 Asgore pics
Post more Goat Dad I need more pics
>>123992057
Time to frot every guy I come across.
>>123992181
Yes this is fine too. Platonic love is the best love
>>123992324
Shoot yourself in the head and videotape it for us.
>>123992227
>tfw the butthurt will NEVER heal
>>123992279
I don't know how to unequip the Apron, and I can't afford the Cowboy hat
>>123992327
There aren't many of us goat-dad posters, but we exist dammit
>>123992193
>>123992220
Okay, okay. Just kissing.and handholding
>>123991495
I'll never forget the 20 or more times we got dunked on together. God, that fight took me ages.
>>123992227
You are filled with [b]DETERMINATION[/b].
>>123992324Elaborate and embrace your sins.
>>123990975
He'll have a harder time if an adult human would have a higher HP pool than that of a child.
What is Undertail? Is it just a misspelling of "Undertale" or is it a different thing?
>>123992324What was your poison?
>271 replies
>107 images
Just give me a bunch of (you)s
>>123992324
How do you accidentally fap to something?
>>123992437
If you have't dropped them, check your boxes for the ribbon, bandanna and tutu if you have them.
>>123992256
Even if so, that's exactly whats driving my infatuation for him. So i'll let him keep it up even if its fake so he canfugg me then cuddle afterwards ;^;
>>123992449
>and handholding
>>123992324
>accidentally
Explain.
>>123991854
>literally confirmed in game multiple times
>Writer if the game has confirmed it
>I-i-its not canon
So many people are salty about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-4uBzYoHYits text or be speeched.
>>123992482
It's how they tag R34 on tumblr
>>123992463
Nigger this isn't a fucking forum.
>>123992482
What is under a tail, anon?
>>123992482
Undertale porn.
>>123992449
Good yes as long as the handholding remains over the sheets
>>123992227
Fucking genwunners
>>123992449
>that spoiler
BLUE BOARD
>>123992482that's the nsfw tag for Undertale
>>123992449
>>123992057
I seriously hope you don't think that frotting isn't sex. That's like saying handjobs and oral don't count so you're still a good Christian virgin.
>>123992521
https://soundcloud.com/lumisau/utg-special
>>123992327
>>123992443
>mettaton has booby
disgusting.
>>123992482
It is cunt, you playing-on-easymode-touhoufag
So are all the spiders just tiny muffets? Or is she special in looking like she does? When you drink your cup of spiders are there tiny little Muffets all ahuhuhuhuing in there at you?
>>123992521I find your goat tastes shitty, but respect the notion that not everyone shares my taste. Go in peace fellow worshiper.
>>123992571
>>123992463
I mean it's fun and all to meme out gamefaq's poll whenever they do one, but it's obviously gonna attract some of them.
Try not to hurt yourself too much kid.
>>123992327
>>123992676
Since monsters give EXP, Muffet attacks you for 'hating spiders' even if you have no EXP, then it is safe to say spiders are not monsters since she'd be able to tell if you have EXP and thus have killed spiders.
>>123992495
It's (you)!
>>123992561
>>123992571
>>123992604
Oh god, do we really have to have another name for it? Why not just call it Undertale porn?This is some brony shit.
>>123992104
I have a more than a couple, I might make an imgur album of them if you want.
>>123992482
The officially sanctioned tumblr tag for Undertale smut
Shit /utg/ I woke up horny as fuck but I have to go to work soon.Do me a favour and post some Sans?[/spoilers]
>>123992543
>Navy Seal copypasta
Why the fuck was I expecting this to happen instead of flowey's normal dialogue?
>>123992571
Fuck, I got too used for a small board, where this shit works.
**test**
>>123992626but they don't
>>123992649
Yeah, it is kinda weird. It's the only booby pic of Mettaton with booby that I've ever seen
>>123992495
I'll give you one.
>>123991787one and only
>>123992626
Well I mean, it isn't. Especially if both partners are straight.
Darling! Its called Extensions!
Alphys Made them in case She wants me to dress up as a Female Anime Character.
------------------------------------------------------------
MettaStarEX (Mettaton)
>>123992302
Some person I sort of know had a long argument about howRuby and Sapphirearen't actually in a relationship, and when we said "but they've kissed and done a lot of stuff together" they got really mad, saying that we were awful MRAs for thinking that it's not necessary to show people fucking in a kid's show.
>>123992807
* nah
>>123992526
>>123992629
whats the script for the stuff being said not in the comic? i cant make it out
>>123990164
source now
>>123992494A Sans/Frisk/Papyrus fic.Oh god, just kill me now
>>123992504
>>123992527
I was looking up Undertail to laugh at it and felt myself slipping into hell.
>>123992437
Head back to the CORE and grind. 250ish gold per encounter. No need to kill.
>>123992823Are you from Uboachan?
>>123992853
I see what you did there.
>>123992793
Not him, but could you imgur all your Asriel pictures?
I've been posting the same 3-4 pictures for like a month
Hi, it's me again, the Sans beggar. Show me your Sansplease?
>>123992327
>>123992504
>>123992527
Not him but the first time I masturbated was like 30% on accident.I was 15.
>>123992785
Toby told us to, dipshit
Fresh from the pits of /v/'s salty threads regarding undertale beating SMW.
>>123992793
oh my fucking god each one you post gets better and better. Please make an adult asriel album, i'll love you forever ;_;
>>123988831
Still waiting on this ending
>>123992985
Nope, sorry, only checking it out once per week.
>>123992975Link it faggot
>>123992985that place still exists?
Dear goatposters, remember that it's better to stop going after furry boss monsters and get a really cute fish.
>>123993069
This is some top tier shit lmao
Are they salty?
>>123992902
>tfw Keystone Hotel
Steven Bomb 3 was shit, but that was a good episode
>>123993069
give us a link
>>123988831
gaaaayyyyy
RichaadEB does it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtehku2UQw
Spear of Justice - Metal Cover
>>123992950
>Mom! Frisk's been on that /utg/ place again!
>W-What are you gonna do? E-Eat me up...?
>They're saying weird things!
>WORSHIP
>MOM!
>tfw you find Gaster x Asgore porn
Why
>>123992443
>>123992649
>>123992843
I don't see it?
>>123993158
But fish is really cool and not for kissing
>>123992807
>>123988648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBKT6tTo350
Gaster just takes you back to the main menu. Won't let you use it.
This just might be me going full autismo but I think the best ending for Undertale would be Frisk just staying in the underground and living out their lives with their friends.
The way Monster and Human souls interact guarantees at some point a Human or a Monster wanting to kill the other to get their soul.
For a Monster its a stupid amount of power, get 7 and congrats you're a walking god. Not as drastic for Humans sure but as Chara shows they'll still reach that same level of strength with enough love and exp.
Monsters are prey, there's no way around it. If a single human child is able to eventually wipe out their race then what can an adult do. Boss monsters slow down children, doubt they'd stop Human adults.
It would be different if Monsters were on level with Humans. Atleast then each side could properly fight back. Politics would come in at this point.
But the way things are all it takes is a Monster to show up near a hospital, at a graveyard and bam. Global threat even if they are decent people its not something that can be ignored. Humans would see the Monster as a threat.
Likewise powerhungry humans can get together and slaughter monsters for their exp and love and there for have what are basically super villains.
Monsters returning to the surface will inevitabley lead to far greater suffering for both Humans and Monsters.
>>123989198
noice meme
>>123993141Barely. It's more along the lines of a living corpse.
Who /tongue fetish/ here?
>>123993158
Nah mateI prefer big guys not girls
>>123992707
all good. I was always into subbing to begin with so after being infatuated with the adult goat it's naturally the path that i was led on.
>>123993161
Extremely. They're angry that's it's a tumblr game or something.
Few of them are defending it and getting shit on, no one has pointed out any good points about SMW other than 'muh nostalgia', everyones mad at OP for fuelling undertale voters. It's a pretty beautiful trainwreck.
>>>/v/318531456
Do you think that if I was Frisk and I found a way to save Asriel and we lived together and I started calling Toriel "mom" he would start to get jealous?
>>123993158
The fish is taken and they are super happy together.
>>123992975
Oh, I thought you set a vibrator to max by accident or something.
>>123992807
>>123993304
Why don't you just put the world under Mt. Ebott, Superman?
>>123991468
He really is
Best bros
>>123993304
This can be solved through segregation. Not separate bathrooms but separate cities entirely. Have trusted humans guard the cities to keep humans out, and have the royal guard make sure monsters don't run out and start shit.
If/when monsters or humans want to go out, then it'd probably be under some kind of joint-watch from human and monster militaries to make sure they don't start shit.
>>123993231
What do you see though, their chest is just popping out a lot? I think the artist was pretty clearly trying to show Mettaton got booby.Not that that's a bad thing or anything
>>123993417I'm really worried. I don't want them to hate us or think UT's a SJW game or something.
>>123992227
Hah /v/ must be in flames.
>>123993417
But mate, there's always faggots on /v/ who'll shit on new gamesNot that /v/ is one person but there's a lot of faggots on the board who tries too hard to fit in
>>123993570
You're an idiot.
>>123993050
I did it by accident too actually.
>>123993432But I can still admire the fish, right?
>>123993417
If we're talking legitimate opinions I probably think SMW is a "better" game, but gamefaqs polls are for shitposting and making everyone involved upset.
>>123993647I know, but I still don't feel very good about this whole thing
>>123993080
Here ya go, quality of them varies, but i tried to select what you were looking forhttp://imgur.com/a/UwVbV
>>123992995
I'll see what I can do, I have around 400 images of goat bro and edgy goat.
>>123993069
[/spoiler]The faces should be the opposite way round[/spoiler]
Who allowed a blind dog in the royal guard? He must be fucking useless.
>>123993657
>>123993050
same,had no idea what that weird sticky stuff coming out of my dick was
>>123993583
what about /vr/?
>>123993304
That's why Frisk is in charge for human/monster relations. Frisk is, canonically, the human with the strongest Soul thus far even, or especially with Pacifism. He's the same person that trumped six Human souls being manipulated by Flowey, and did the same for Asriel. As long as Frisk is around there is no conflict possible.
Im so sorry guys
https://www.reddit.com/r/Mario/comments/3v1mfn/this_feeling_when/
>>123993210
You gonna link that or what?
>>123993570
>I don't want them to hate us or think UT's a SJW game or something.
It's way too late for that.
It's been too late for that for at least a month.
Why would you care what shitpost central thinks, anyhow?
>>123993304
EXP and LOVE don't matter outside of killing monsters. All it is is your detatchment from killing, allowing you a stronger killing intent, which is incredibly effective against monsters, but useless against humans.
>>123993562
Just looks like a loose top on a tiny inhuman robo chest.
hi im mspaint anon
i love you all
i love undertale
thats all i have to say thank you
>>123993740
I knew what it was, and I was aware I was sort of jacking off, but I was surprised when I came, and it took me a few seconds to realize what happened.
>>123993570But don't you know that every game tumblr likes or have homo characters is a SJW gameExcept NV
>>123993738
They didn't. The sentries are "part of" the royal guard but, as Papyrus shows, they aren't at the same time.
They're more along the lines of, as I like to put it, 'SLOW DOWN THE HUMANS SO THE ACTUAL ROYAL GUARD CAN GET READY' or an early alert system.
>there are people who take the gamefaqs poll seriously
>>123988478
chara a q t
chara a psychopath that sometimes wants to destroy the world
but chara still a q t
>>123993808Because they used to be my best friends.
>>123993891
I wanna sniff Chara's unwashed asshole!
>>123993726
>Scrolling through
>Not a single one i dont like
You're a fucking angel from heaven bro i love you
thanks for putting in the effort for someone as lost as me ;-;
>>123993691
SMW suffers the most from nostalgia goggles, it's not even top 3 2D mario games.
>>123993740
I just thought "holy shit I can make glue"
>>123993924They can still be your friendsJust don't mention Undertale
>>123993806
Go crazy I guesshttp://barasenpai.tumblr.com/post/133827373438/hell-ya
>>123988472
>>123991036
>>123988836
I always end up doing the shitty pics too late into the thread, but I made one.
>>123993837yeah thinking about it, i knew too, but like i didnt put it all together until later. the whole thing was foreign for me
jesus i remember those days, the night i discovered it i did nothing but lock myself in my room and fap for a week straight
>>123993891
People always try to shit on the people who like psychopaths, thinking they want to "fix" them.
I don't want to fix them I want to serve them and help them in their endeavors.
Dying would suck but considering the circumstances might not be the end of things.
>>123993854
We dont, we just want to see the hell that would come from Undertale winning.
>>123993482
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>123993924You need to get better friends then. Or learn to not be influenced by stuff like that.
>>123993935
That's weird. You're weird. You worded it weirdly and grossly.
>>123993774
>He's the same person that trumped six Human souls being manipulated by Flowey
Except he didn't. Frisk was fighting a losing battle and only won because Flowey let him. At any moment, Flowey could have said 'nah this is boring' and just 1hitkilled him without reloading his save. Boom, Frisk is dead foreverunless we delete the save file and start a new game
Frisk didn't trump shit. That was 100% the other souls fucking Flowey up after Flowey let Frisk wake them up like a retard.
Choose a protagonist of a game you like that isn't Undertale.
Got it?This character meets Frisk.
What words of advice do they give to the kid?
>>123993726
>400 goatpix
Oh, dang. Maybe just your favorites? Or a folder upload somewhere.also this is a nice gallery
goodnight /utg/, I'm off to take my midday nap
Reminder that the flower will never love you
>>123993943
I love helping people, especially fellow goat lovers. The only thanks I need is you having a good day;^)
>>123993924
That'spathetic
>>123993854I just want to see the mess UT winning would cause.
>>123994020
Why not assert your dominance and show their edgy ass who's boss?
>>123993618
>>123993570
It's all good. I doubt half of the people on /v/ have even played SMW or Undertale, but because someone said Undertale was tumblr, they've hoped on the hate bandwagon.
I feel bad for them though. They'll never be filled with this much DETERMINATIONor be in threads this comfy
>>123993691
To be honest I think I am more emotionally invested in Undertale, and had a much more enjoyable experience playing it than SMW. Although you do have to appreciate how revolutionary it was of a game, but I just think rehash after rehash has really made it feel like a shitty game for me, even though I remember staying up all night beating it as a kid.
>>123993828
I want to say thank you for all your hard work, it's much appreciated here anon :^)
>>123993686
You can, and you should.
>>123994106
sleep well li'l skell
>>123994051
>Doomguy
RIP AND TEAR
>>123994051
>LEGION
Probably that extermination leads to power and power leads to victory.
>>123994051
>Door-kun
They bond over the power of friendship, and the fact that they can't die
>>123993828
I love you and Undertale too
you're welcome but thank you for being you also
>>123994051
Phoenix Wright meeting Frisk would be funny as hell.
In fact I want the entire Undertale Cast to find the Phoenix Wright universe outside of Mt. Ebott.
>>123994134
That's omega PAPYRUS you dingus
>>123994106
Sleep tight anon, see you later.
>>123992227
Haha what the actual fuck?
Gen 1 pokemon was awful
>>123992902
>supporting a lesbian ship that's not just done for fanservice reasons makes you an MRA
I don't follow this logic at all.
>>123993891
Chara is CHUBBY
>>123993935
Uh... Okay Anon
>>123993954
>Not even top 3
>The rest are the first two, a game that barely resembles Mario, SMB3 and the NSMB series
Top 3, definitely. But that's not saying much when Mario is vanilla as fuck
>>123994020
>Fixing Chara
>Not giving her more power
Nobody understands us
Darling, Mind Posting more me?
--------------------------------------------------------
MettaStarEX (Mettaton)
>>123994347
>>The rest are the first two, a game that barely resembles Mario, SMB3 and the NSMB series
Uuuuuuh okay buddy
>>123994321
its gamefaqs
one of the last internet bastions for braindamaged genwunners
>>123994051
>Else Heart.Break
'Hello! Would you like to buy a soda?'
*Yes
*No
>>123988472
>>123994051
Solid Snake would probably rather take advice from Frisk, seeing as the kid managed to pacify an entire race of people from a genocide crusade and make peace between them and humans without killing anybody. Snake's pretty into that kind of thing.
>>123994359
Mettaton a shit.
>>123994359
>>123991501
You got a full version of that pic?
>>123994038
>Except he didn't. Frisk was fighting a losing battle and only won because Flowey let him. At any moment, Flowey could have said 'nah this is boring' and just 1hitkilled him without reloading his save.
What about what happened with Asriel, where Frisk refused to die?
>Boom, Frisk is dead forever unless we delete the save file and start a new game
You know that's not how it works.
>>123994169
I'm not dominant at all anon. If they're a masochist I would be willing to do that though.
>>123994467
I thought Solid Snake was more fond of war and killing?
>>123994449
FUCK OFF GASTER OR I'LL PUT YOU ON THE BAD TIME CHAIR AGAIN
>>123994123
Thanks a lot man! Have a shota demon goat. Ignore the words at the top. Shota demon goat is much easier to take in
>>123992785
Because someone complained that they googled and porn came up and it triggered them.
>>123994359
>>123994524
Same deal. Asriel is a retard and could have just continued killing Frisk. Frisk only wins because Asriel is a retard no matter what form he takes. He has a goddamn undodgable attack for god's sake, why doesn't he use it?
And yes, it is how it works. Flowey has SAVE/LOAD. He says it himself. He brings us back, not the other way around. If he wanted Frisk to die and stay dead, he could. Frisk was fucked against Omega and they only win because one of them had a brain and the other was an idiot playing with their prey.
>>123994359
This is the picture that made me gay for Mettaton
>>123994134
>Not Omega Papyrus
>>123994170
>>123994650
SOMEONE FROM OUTSIDE KNOWS
>>123994051
Madotsuki
"Pinch"
>>123994241
>mfw undertale takes place inWasteland.
>mfw Frisk is a child fromHigh Poollooking for her parents who aretrain nomads.
>>123994593
He doesn't exactly enjoy war and killing, he just does it because he's very good at it and it needs to be done.
>>123994628
Nah, that tag existed since the demo days.
>>123993816
If it doesn't matter how did Chara manage to do what they did at the end of genocide?
>>123993357
If you think there's no Humans that would slaughter another species for untold power when Humans regularly kill each other for mundane reasons then you're pretty damn naive.
>>123993484
Sorry Anon I don't follow.
>>123993550
>>123993774
Alright I'm liking this. Its not a perfect solution but probably the best we'll get with the Monsters being on the surface.
>>123991182
>and a few of them killed themselves over it
that is fucking hilarious and also horrible
Im conflicted about what i should be feeling
we're getting 0wned boiz
>>123994423
In 2D Mario outside of spin offs, you have
SMB, SMB2, SMB2, SMB3, SMW and the NSMB games
That's the ones EAD made. The rest are different series like DKC, Yoshi or Wario. Wario itself spun off of SML, which was an R&D4 game and not EAD
>>123994593
That's Big Boss, his dad. Solid Snake would rather just chill and ride dog sleds
Undertale would completely be his type of game
>>123994449
>read out and translate the wingdings myself
>realize it's in the file name after
>>123994598
GO AHEAD AND TRY
I'M BEHIND 72 REALMS OF EXISTENCE
>>123994805
They're an ancient demon dragged from the grave and force-fed power by your dumb ass? No normal human could do what they did.
>>123994810
>All this ass mad
>>123994121
I know but I still love him
>>123994134
I miss this game so much
>>123994857
Gaster is 2fastuuuu
>>123994748
>not "dame" or "muri" instead.
I'm disappointed anon.
>>123994843
If it's any consolation to you, the question mark was the only thing that didn't fit into the filename.
GAME THEORY: OF-KUN AND FLOWEYPOSTER ARE BROTHERS?????????????????????????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPkoCg_84w
Mettaton might be a dick, but he's still pretty cool.
>>123994835
>R&D4
Sorry, that's EAD before EAD. R&D1 made Super Mario Land
I knew I fucked up
I used to think I was 100% into women. The thought of being intimate with real life men grosses me out. Yet, I find Mettaton attractive. Does he count?
>>123995015
stop posting such hideous things, I'm trying to eat
>>123994965
Is this loss?
>You will never drink hot chocolate with the goat in a cozy cafe or snuggle under the covers and bury your face in his fuzzy chest on a chilly morning
why even live
>>123994083
What site would I use? Dropbox?
I can also just make like 3 imgur albums I guess.
>>123994489
Sadly not.
>>123994810
>>123994810
>Warning: I'm a satirical person and don't care for other's sensitivities. If you have a problem with this, please block me and go away.
Golden rule faggot
>>123994805
And in the event that a monster DOES get their hands on 7 souls, it'd be silly to assume the worlds' militaries wouldn't be prepared for that. There'd probably be extremely trusted monsters in service to them ready to be given SOULs by volunteer humans to fight any rogue god monsters if that dark day ever comes.
>>123989813
I know how you feel anon
>>123995102
Once again, 2D=/=3D
>>123995112
Of course
>>123993954I actually like SMW a lot more than SMB3. Also, not nostalgia goggles because I only played it some time in the mid-2000s since I didn't have an SNES growing up.
>>123992324
was it chara / frisk porn
its ok if it was porn of the children
>>123995140
Imgur would probably take longer, but imgur galleries are always nice
It's up to you though, either's fine
>>123994810
>It took them two forums
>steam and reddit
If only those fuckers knew
>>123995210
>beefy muscles
Absolutely disguising
>>123994689
>Same deal. Asriel is a retard and could have just continued killing Frisk. Frisk only wins because Asriel is a retard no matter what form he takes. He has a goddamn undodgable attack for god's sake, why doesn't he use it?
Because even with 0.000000000000010 HP, Frisk's determination is too strong to be broken. And I feel like you're not giving Frisk enough credit here; even if he only won because Flowey allowed him to, he still soothed the souls of six strangers who were being manipulated and used as weapons by a malevolent monster, strangers who last recall being slaughtered by Asgore and who've been trapped in soul jars for god knows how long. If Frisk can make friends of souls distanced from the very idea of humanity so long as they were, and serve as a vessel for Chara and resist the urge to murder and maim, he's probably Determined enough to talk down a human murderer. And keep in mind that an ordinary human is probably nowhere nearly as Determined as Frisk is, and it's sort of a Simon situation where he is an anomaly with a retarded amount of power.
>And yes, it is how it works. Flowey has SAVE/LOAD. He says it himself. He brings us back, not the other way around. If he wanted Frisk to die and stay dead, he could. Frisk was fucked against Omega and they only win because one of them had a brain and the other was an idiot playing with their prey.
I meant with deleting the save file and starting a new game. It was His World, his Floweytale. As if he'd ever allow that.
>>123995104
You are a filthy slut, Anon.
>>123995136
Live with the hopes that one day you will become good enough at lucid dreaming and meditation that you will be able to do everything you just said and more with the goat.
>>123995325
Please don't.
>>123994923
Nice headcanon but Chara is just a troubled kid who was left alone as a soul for who knows how many years and was influenced by Frisk gathering love and exp.
>>123994739
>>123994170
I'm certainly more emotionally invested in Undertale, and while the gameplay itself is also very good, if we're judging them by "amount of objective gameplay fun had" or something I would probably say SMW but yea it's probably partially nostalgia.
Did mspaint anon ever finish that comic? Can someone post the last few pages starting from the pacifist reset?
>>123995328
>not liking the beef
>>123995015
I was wondering earlier if they're the same person, but I don't think they are.
who wants someone totreat them like a cute girl
>>123989813
Pretty sure he'd crush you
>>123995380
Srop it. STOP IIITTTTTTT.
I'm beginning to hope that Undertale loses the poll /v/ keeps talking about. I don't want anymore people to be mad at us.
So why does Chara even want to kill again?
>>123989959
;^)))
>>123995448
>was influenced by Frisk gathering love and exp.
Isn't it more like they were influenced by YOU using Frisk to gather LOVE and EXP?
>>123995534
am I going to jail
>>123994051
>Francis York Morgan
Tell him all sorts of freaky stories about old cases of his.
>>123995475
Can you prove that though, Anon?
Think about it.
>>123995136
>why even live
So you can better yourselfand maybe get a chance to be with him when you die
>>123995534
I wish I was that cute
>>123994805
>If it doesn't matter how did Chara manage to do what they did at the end of genocide?
Same as Flowey absorbing Monster souls; he was something other than a monster or a human. He used them to become unfathomably powerful.
>If you think there's no Humans that would slaughter another species for untold power when Humans regularly kill each other for mundane reasons then you're pretty damn naive.
Assume the surface world is like Earthbound, because that's the way the Underground is presented.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPkoCg_84w
Aside from the face being weird as fuck this is pretty neat.
>>123995596
Yes that, sorry.
>>123995604
Not even naked. Smooth criminal.
>>123995706i think youre that cute, anon
>>123995572
Ok that's actually pretty fucking cuteGot any more?
>>123994051
I don't really know what kind of advice he'd give to Frisk, other than to not trust a lady who asks them to flip a coin.
>>123995534
While they were alive, they hated humanity (or at least their village) for some unknown reason.
Once they were revived during the genocide route, you taught them that killing everyone is a good thing to do.
>>123995270
Super Mario World plays better, but Miyamoto was right when he called it unfinished
It lacks some polish that SMB3 had, but it stood on its own as a launch game. I'm shocked they never attempted to refine it and it took them over 10 years to make another 2D platformer
>>123995534
Probably some asshole parents and no child services. If you feed her power though and sell your SOUL she won't kill you
>>123995346
Determined enough to get stabbed and shot until they find the right words to stop them maybe. But keep in minds, humans are not monsters. There are a grand total of two monsters who cannot be talked down. Undyne and Asgore. Every other monster, including the mercenaries hired to KILL Frisk, can be talked down with a few sentences. Monsters are infinitely nicer than humans. Monsters are easier to convince than humans. Frisk's experience with monsters will not translate 1:1 with a murderous, violent human. You can't *ACT down a serial killer like you can *ACT down a whimsalot.
I meant that in the event he did do it, the only way to continue would be to flat out break the rules and delete the save from the Undertale folder. That'd be the sole way to "fight back" against an Omega Flowey who wants to win. That's the idea, you need to cheat to beat him if he wanted to win.
HELP I HAVE AMNESIA
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
>>123994051
>Isaac from Binding of Isaac.
Frisk, in my experience, killing your mother and being a monster are not mutually exclusive.
Even if your mother tried to kill you.
Although in my case I literally become an unholy abomination, you're just an asshole.
Please rate my new character.
>>123995830
Flames Heatsman
>>123995830
Swelter the Shelter Melter
>>123995830
ON FIRE GUYIRE
>>123995830
mememan
>>123995779R-Really? You really think of me as looking like that?
>>123995923
Dapper/10>No Mettaton legs
>>123995830
DUDEBRO MANGUY
>>123995771
from the thumbnail I keep thinking this is a picture of papyrus' half smashed skull in a plate of spaghetti and it's stressing me out
>>123995621
No but I can FEEL it
>>123995485
Do you have afeminine dick
For what purpose does /utg/ recommend those three Mother games?
>>123995621
What's his name anons?
>>123995830
Incendi Combustington
>>123995534
They hated humans (presumably because of a REALLY shitty childhood) and wanted to get revenge on humans.
If you go genocide the theory is that you've shown them might=right.
>was going to draw today
>end up taking a 2 hour nap and feeling even more tired after it
I FAILED AGAIN
>>123995315
k, I'm Imguring them, its gonna take a while though. I'll post it in this thread or the next when its all done.
>>123996127
They're really good games and Undertale drew inspiration from them.
So, we gonna hug or what?
>>123995980instead of telling you how cute you are, how about i show you instead?
>>123994592
this looks like another fat chara from the thumbnail.
>>123996127
Mother 1/EarthBound Beginnings - Maybe. If you've done Genocide, yes
EarthBound - Yes
Mother 3 - If you cried during True Pacifist, yes. If not, no
>>123996127
They're good games (though I haven't played Mother, it's probably good for the time) and they heavily influenced later "non-standard" RPGs which include Undertale.
>>123996237What do you mean?
>>123996302
YOU look like a fat Chara, anon. Except without the chara part, she 2 cute.
>>123996079
But they never post at the same time.
Whenever one leaves the other comes, its almost like they work in shifts.
OF-kun posts later near comfy hours, Floweyposter posts whenever.
>>123996183
i know that feel friend
>>123995621
Actually maybe they are, they both talk about keeping your SOUL healthy
>>123996127
Yes
Ignore people who tell you not to play mother 1
>>123995923
hes pretty cool
but can he stand up, really, against andy, the prized experimental nephew of gaster with bloodbone katanas and attitude
http://imgur.com/a/tBHH8
pm me on ace online for art trades
Why are those Mario vs. Undertale threads even getting deleted on /v/ ? I was enjoying seeing all that butthurt.
>>123996183
oversleeping does not help all kinds of fatigue and can make it worse.
>>123996449
It's better like this.
>>123996449
Who would win a fight, Super Mario or sans?
And why?
>>123996421
If anybody can put themselves through Genocide, Mother 1 shouldn't be ignored
Genocide is more boring and difficult than Mother 1. Plus it has thebest atmosphere
>>123990403
Fantastic as always.
>>123996360put on a cute outfit so i can praise you and tell you how cute you are
>>123996183
I was meant to write my job application form today.Eh, I have a job that pays better right now, and I'm not in any financial troubles. I'll do it tomorrow
>>123996421
See! I'm right. But maybe not, I mean Floweyposter names all his files, OF-kun doesn't... I don't know. I think we have a conspiracy on our hands
>>123996558
Mario's human, can take a lot of abuse, and is a lot more agile than Sans
>>123996509
It really seems that way for me, but I always end up taking a nap anyway because the moments where I just woke up and still am half asleep are always the best.
I don't dream (or rather, remember them) very often except when I take naps and shit.
>>123996302
That's like my favorite picture of them please do not besmirch it.
>>123996509How do you fix that kind of almost perpetual fatigue then?
HOW FAST, UTG?
>>123995492
He wouldn't crush you, he's not that heavy.your face would just be trapped in his ass
>>123996127
Mother 1 is a bad game that has aged like shit, and everything cool it does is repeated in earthbound but better skip it.
Earthbound is old school but still really fun.
Mother 3 is better then Undertale in everything other then OST and gamplay
Grab a Damn Cup
>>123996127
Mother is just a bad game design-wise. It has some cool ideas and a great story for its time, but it's unbearable to play.
Mother 2/EarthBound has aged pretty poorly, but it has great atmosphere and music, and really makes you feel like you're on a journey across the world.
Mother 3 is the only one I would recommend outright. It's great in basically every way in terms of story and music and atmosphere and writing, the only thing holding it back is the somewhat standard RPG battle system, but even that has a few fun bits to it added. It's also the only game to get me nearly as emotional as Undertale.
>>123996598B-But I don't have any clothes like that. And besides, it would just look gross on my real body.
would you pet a real life goat
>>123996815
its dependent on sleep quality, not sleep amount.
you need to get a solid few uninterrupted hours of REM sleep. if you arent getting rem sleep youre barely sleeping
Is Sans so lazy that instead of bothering to go to the bathroom, he just shits himself where he stands?
>>123994051
The chosen undead from dark souls.
Probably something like stay determined, If an undead loses their will to live or gives up they kind of a little bit become a mindless zombie.
other then that i have no idea what they would say.
>>123996990
I can see his balls
>>123995826
>But keep in minds, humans are not monsters. There are a grand total of two monsters who cannot be talked down. Undyne and Asgore. Every other monster, including the mercenaries hired to KILL Frisk, can be talked down with a few sentences. Monsters are infinitely nicer than humans.
First of all, you missed Mad Dummy.
Secondly, Muffet is not 'talked down'. Only when she finds out you bought spiderfood or are kind to spiders does she stop her attacks. If she had never found that out, she'd have been happy to keep killing you until she had your soul. Many of the monsters are beaten in this way. Take Mettaton, for instance. Frisk just simply outlasts them all despite their murderous tendencies. We also have no reason to believe human/human combat wouldn't take place on the RPG stage similarly to human/monster combat, and in that event, as shown against Monsters, Frisk is stronger than literally any other human. None of them could last against Asgore's fire magic and so they all died, presumably because they too lacked the intent to kill. However Frisk jukes and jives even Flowey and Asriel, whom are much more powerful than Asgore. So, even if he couldn't talk a dude out of slicing him up, I doubt the dude could hit Frisk anyway.
Also, the world outside is probably like an Earthbound world, in which case humans aren't going to be violent anyway.
>>123996815
It's usually multiple factors including diet, poor stress management, depression from not handling or being able to handle emotional issues, and then oversleeping because of those things. There's also a lot of health related things it can be, too many, keeping you from sleeping properly.
>>123997001
Skeletons don't poop. The food just falls out of their mouths.
>>123996990
I already petted little goats on multiple occasions on my grandparents farm. They are fucking awesome.
>>123996990
Of course, I've pet several
>>123996978youre cuter than you think, anon. how about i give you some cute outfits to try on for me and ill show you.
>My left eye has been bloodshot for a few days now.
Am I going to turn into an OC skeleton?
>>123996939
>Mother 3 is better then Undertale in everything other then OST and gamplay
Kumatora is cute but Earthbound has a better story than Mother 3. I might have a different opinion if I wasn't aware of the stuff with Lucas' brother before I played it but the game was a real slow start for me.
>>123996990
Yes. Goat's are god tier pets
>>123996990
>Someone saved it with the same filename I gave it
I'm flattered, anon.
>>123997164
Yes. Password?
Post christmas art! Please!
>>123996772
i do not even like fat chara
but you can not deny that the baggy sweater looks like a fat belly from a distance
>>123997304There was a traffic light in the captcha that looked like a bar of chocolate.
>>123996740
>mario is human
easily debatable
>>123997105
oh fuck I have most of those, no wonder my sleep pattern is shit
>>123996183
Same here.
>wanted to drawPapyrus lewdsyesterday but fell asleep in my seat before I got the chance to and by the time I woke up it was 4 in the morning
>>123997175
>but the game was a real slow start for me.
Very fair. Mother 3 spends just a little too long setting up the main chapaters and has a few that are a pain to play and kinda pointless to the overall storySalsa's mostlyI'd still argue that the story is better then earthbounds but I'll admit some bias since I had some personal reasons to get attached to Lucas
>>123996990
I've had a pet goat.
>>123997304
Gonna go take a nap now. See you later /utg/, I love you.
>>123997304
CHRIMBUS
>>123997332
The only thing that I could see thinking of being a fat belly is confusing Flowey's tentacle thin by their hip.
>>123997304
>>123996939
>>123997175
>>123997448
Mother 3's story is all over the place and barely feels like Itoi had much involvement in it. Plus unlike previous games, the main characters being a bunch of misfits didn't fit the rolls of the classes they fulfil. Kumatora being a tomboy who beats up people shouldn't make her the Paula equivalent
EarthBound is more or less better built, but has an inferior story to Mother 1. But gameplay matters more than story, and that's where EarthBound wins. Mother 3 introduced some okay mechanics, but the intro is a fucking slog and shouldn't have been 3 Chapters long before you get to play as the main fucking protagonist, whom isn't as charismatic as Ninten or Ness, while at the same time silent so he doesn't get much character development to benefit his differences
Mother 3 has issues of being too much of the same game with a completely different story, which makes an RPG suffer
>>123997304
>>123997501
Have a cozy nap, anon!
>>123997304
>>123997501
I PUT CLEAN BLANKETS IN YOUR CRATE
>>123997501
I love you too pumpkin
>>123996740
>>123997412
>itsa beautiful day outside
>birds are-a singin
>flowers are-a bloomin
>on-a days like this, kids like you
>shoulda be burnin in-a hell
>....let's-a go
how do I make one of these fuckers
Now that I think of it, did we just show up at Snowdin during whatever they called their Christmas? I know the bear or something mentions it but I don't remember specifics.
>>123997471
>you will never be Asriel's adopted brother
>you will never get a knitted snail hat from goatmom every Goatmas
AM SAD
>>123997304
>>123996942
I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN TEA
>>123997609
>Kumatora being a tomboy who beats up people shouldn't make her the Paula equivalent
why not, shes just a mage character
>>123997609
>EarthBound is more or less better built, but has an inferior story to Mother 1.
>whom isn't as charismatic as Ninten or Ness
lol what
>>123997304
he sees you when you're sleeping
>>123997712
Why would you need a new one every year?
Do you really have that big a head?
>>123997304
>>123997706
It's a holiday based on gyftrot's suffering
>>123997706
It's just a tradition they started when a bunch of mean teens started screwing with Gyftrot and they decided to make him feel better by giving him presents.
But, yes, it's basically Christmas.
>>123997609
>But gameplay matters more than story, and that's where EarthBound wins.
This is kinda debatable considering at their core they are BOTH super vanilla dragon quest games, EB just doesn't have random encounters. I'd recommend playing 1 still, just use the anniversary patch.
>>123997609
The music thing really appealed to me but because emulator I could never get it to consistently work.
I remember I really liked themusic ghost's theme though.
>>123997817
Don't you want to collect 'em all?
>>123997903
Not really, no
>>123997845
>>123997858
No I know it's based on gyftrot, but I mean, it's just a periodic thing right. Like they aren't just all perpetually having christmas we just showed up on the days preparing for it.
>>123997874
I hated the music thing because I found the attack noises really annoying except Duster's
Kiss the skel
>>123997980
Well excuse me, Ebenezer
>>123992324
It's okay if it was porn of mettaton
otherwise yiff in hell furry
>>123997767
In the game she tells the young Lucas to let her handle a bunch of Pigmasks and beats them with her fists rather than magic, when Lucas can tank damage
Also the story of Maria and Giegue/Giygas is much more interesting than EarthBound's chosen prophecy story, which is more like a Saturday Morning Cartoon. I prefer EarthBound, but Mother 1 has a better story
Also Lucas is a silent protagonist but is portrayed as shy and weak, despite having similar stats as Ness. He should've been talking otherwise he's just Ness with different labels
>>123997871
The rolling HP bar can do wonders for the game. Plus 4 party members. Only thing Mother 1 has an edge on is removing equipment from your inventory that's equipped
>>123997874
Music's good, not a fan of the rest though
I want a patch only to tell this bitch that yes, I do DISLIKE butterscotch. Don't put that crap in my food.
>"Snake, be careful! You're facing Undyne. She's the captain of the Royal Guard, and is looking for a human soul, so she won't hesitate to take yours."
>"A human soul? I didn't think you believed in spiritual nonsense like that."
>"The souls she's looking for are not nonsense, Snake. They're tangible, the core of your being and the source of your power. Anyway, she'll attack with spears designed to attack your Soul specifically. If she gives you one, use it to block the other ones that attack you."
>>123997767
I haven't played Mother but most people prefer Ness over Lucas.
http://strawpoll.me/6153662
It's always fun to imagine.
>>123998057
So how would Toriel actually go about handling her son(s) developing sexually.
How does she actually respond to finding "booby" being searched on the family computer
>>123998137
Mommy is cute!
>>123998137
>tfw you have an allergy related to all dairy products
goatmom pls
>>123998057
>My child, WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?
>>123998118What about the skeletons, or the two human kids?
>>123998076
Besides I'd much rather get a pair ofsocks
>>123998071I want to kiss the skeleton
>>123998168
>>123998136
Ness is way more of a blank slate then Lucas who actually has a personalty and a charater arc. Ness is literally the same from start to finish, hes barley more then a self-insert.
>>123998071
Man it's a crime there's almost no late-teen / adult Frisk that isn't them macking on someone.
>>123996004
Thank you.
>>123996442
Also thank you, but i have nothing to trade, i am sorry.
>>123995315
Here you go, my whole goat collection.http://imgur.com/a/HO9x3http://imgur.com/a/gkaE9http://imgur.com/a/O0VBc
Have fun shitposting
>>123994621
Linked you just in case there's any demon goat you want in there I missed.
>>123998207
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NAPPING
>>123998249
dang
I'd actually rather have socks too
>>123998193
like this
>>123996990
goats are kawaii
feed them vegetables
people who lewd the goats need to die
>>123998193She would let them feel the real thing.
>>123998207
Yes she is anon. But isn't Toriel cute too?
Can someone post the .webm of the frog flying away on balloons and the filename is "IT'S A MEME GAME! IT'S A MEme ga-". I'll trade you for this sleepy Sans.
>>123998317
I mean, Lucas had a character, it's just most people didn't like it.
Duster and Kumatora had much better personalities.
>>123998317
Ness' blank slate works better than Lucas' character arc because Lucas doesn't bother interacting with the story because he's silent. He shows zero emotion and barely gets the chance to genuinely change other than characters saying he does
For the games they're apart in, Ness works better because EarthBound is a more simple game. Lucas is just Ness given a different description. That's why I don't like him
>>123998071
>teen frisk
>probably self-insert for tumbrfag (why the fuck is every woman so infatuated with sans?)
>>123998462
I agree with lewding an actual goat, but the ones in undertale are furry boss monsters, not goats.
>>123994713
It's not gay if it's a robot.
Why is he so perfect?
>>123998248
Kids is probably pedo
Skeletons is...well.....they're not really dead humans so it's not necro...I guess it's weird but not bad
>>123990403
>>123998436
SEND HIM TO THE CRATE
>>123998442
Socks are more useful, you need them more than one time a year
>>123998425
I can feel the power alreadyThank you so much, this is amazing
>>123998590
It's a gay robot.
>>123998436
I was but then I was looking at something and I got distracted. Don't worry, I'm going now!
>>123998534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL_YesNSISE
I don't know where the gif/webm is but here's the video.
>>123998617
But... There is no Crate.
Only a Human Sized Burgerpants Pillow that is sound Proof.
>>123995830
Incestus Fireus Deus desu
>>123998425
You. You're awesome.
>>123998641
friendly fighting amongst friends is best
okay /utg/, youre at a con, and you just met the hottest undertale cosplayer you ever laid eyes on. you NEED to get them back to your hotel room, asap.
who are they cosplaying as?
>>123998698
isn't he more bi
I don't think there's anything MTT wouldn't fuck as long as they compliment him enough
>>123998849
We aren't at image limit and we're at 670 posts, there's no need for this right now.
>>123998849Mettaton
>>123998669
>>123998795
Aww you guys are too kind, every goat poster is a friend to me.
>>123998849
My gf cosplaying mtt or undyne
>the annotation ost video was taken down
CAN WE GET MIRRORS
>>123998849
>youre at a con
stop
>>123998796
>>123998849
Are you asking what cosplay I think I'd find the most attractive?
Probably Undyne if she was this girl.
http://muffet-is-my-spider-wife.tumblr.com/post/131650986540/undyne-makeup-test-oooooooh-underrtale-andHow many cosplay babes are lesbians, though?
>>123998849
Frick. The cutest.
>>123999035cons are fun
>>123999030
I saw someone on tumblr complaining about it, I didn't think it'd actually be taken down though.
Napstablook
Happstablook
Madstablook
Appstablook
>>123998849
Probably Undyne, even if I don't like her being sexualized, a well made cosplay of her would be truly the greatest
>>123999176
>AppstablookI don't get the joke, please explain.
>>123999176
Happstablook is just Pap's fanon
clearly it's Fabstablook
>>123999103
>frick
>>123998592
I love him
>>123999242
Apathetic-Blook
Don't worry about not getting it that was kind of shitty
>>123999243
Fagstablook
>bump limit hitting right with image limit
we can't have that now, can we?
>>123999260
THAT'S OUR PET DOG FRICK
>>123998849
>youre at a con
There's literally one reason I would ever go to a con, so I take the cosplayer back, slit their throat, upload my manifesto, then head back to start the fun.
>>123998849
Catty
>>123998849
Flowey
>>123999413
so what you meant to say was chara
got it
QUICK POST A FLOWER!
>>123997690
>>123999546
>>123999546
Robots?
>>123999413
Woah simmer down Coldsteel, dont wanna cut someone with that edge.
>>123999546
>>123999103
>>123999260
>>123999412
>frick
I used to think 3D > 2D
Goat has ruined this
>>123999546
Weird way to say Woshua, but ok
>>123994489
It's just hyper trash.
I mean the dick is well drawn i guess if you're into dicks that are as big as their owners.
>>123998425
>mfw i have all of these and im not even an asrielfag
so this is enlightenment....
>>123999546
>>123999546
>>123999605
>you will never get to learn how to bake a pie with goatmom
>>123994489
Not that anon but look for Dreiker.
>>123999546
There is nothing better than lying in bed, listening to Home on repeat and browsing utg
>>123999632trying to bait the FBI so they start monitoring the thread and find out who the REAL criminal here is
>>123999662
THATS NOT EVEN A FLOWER
>>123999546
Amazing taste
>>123999862
I can feel the comfy from here, anon
>>123999413
>>123999546
>>123999994But they can prove you molest it.
I SUMMON FLOWEYANON IN ATTACK POSITION
>>123999820
>>123998849
I don't fuck **humans**
>>123999862
I mean, that sounds pretty comfy and all, but I think winning the lottery is slightly better.
>>123999820
>lonely lizard kid 2
post the first one
>>123999862
>tfw you will never chill with anon
>>123998849
Chara or frick
im a dirty human lewder im sorry
>>124000097No they can't
>>124000154
ill chill with you anonwe can snuggle. ill even pet you if you want
>>123999862
I dunno how you can listen to and be comfy that it makes my heart ache and I don't even love Toriel that much it's just fucking sad.
>>124000112no don't disturb him
>>124000225i'd appreciate that
everybody saves alphys last
its a fact
I'M GOING TO PET THE NEXT ANON WHO POSTS
>>124000384
fuck oyu
>>124000384
Pet?
>>124000351
I saved her second, after Undyne, because I was going in order.
If I was picking and choosing I'd have gone for her third, after Papyrus, Sans and then Undyne.
>>124000351
I saved uhhh asgore and tori last
HE DID SPEAR OF JUSTICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtehku2UQw
HE FUCKIGN DID IT
pet my penis
>>124000473
Pat?
>>124000473
enjoy your isolation and longing for physical comfort, nerd
>>124000351
I saved the goats last because I thought it made sense thematically.
>>124000513
Pot?
>>124000351
Always save the best for last.
>>124000490
the absolute madman
>>124000323we can cuddle by the fireplace under a blanket and drink hot chocolate. then you can lay in my lap and ill pet you softly while you sleepi love you <3
>>124000490
Read the thread.
>>124000490
E - C E L E B
V I R A L
>new DF
>DANCER is a skill now
Welp time to figure out how to make a Mettaton caste because Mettaton is a requirement in this mod now.
Freshly baked:
>>124000543
>>124000543
>>124000543
>>124000490
metal is the most cringe dogshit genre of music in the entire history of human culture
please stop
>>124000351I saved Undyne last. That doesn't means I don't love her too though.
>>123994051
>Simon Garret
Frisk. For the love of god, don't get an MRI scan.
>>124000501
Only if you're a cat
>>124000684
you didn't call it a meme
you DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT
>>124000351
I actually saved the skelebros last once I realized you could do all of them.
>>124000850
He called it dogshit, he was actually saying it's good
>>124001049
doggoshiteater anon pls go
>>124000582what a nice anon
i love you too<3
>>124000490
If the real kvlters found out somebody was doing metal covers of fucking Undertale they'd probably shoot him with a shotgun
>>124001506
that's some high-class edge right there
>>124002008
That's DVATH MVTVL for you. People have legit died because of that shit.
>>123993828heats from the cytube here
i lov u bby
>>124003479get out of here heatsdont make me call cap
>>124005340>giving two shits about captop kek faggot
>>124005612cap isn't even on half the time though so I agree.
>>124006109tbqh famzilla I don't understand people who have their tongue up the admins/moderaters asses
>>124006409they want to get noticed perhaps
>>124006708Probably