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c'est la vie edition

Last time on ss13
>[Embed]'s killed
>Ghlor is a god awful admin and needs to step down (again)
>no cares about egg day
>gift wrappers can withstand 800000 kPa, will this be featured on The Robust Weekly?
>skeletons still haunt our threads' closet and they want back out

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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>>123967738
First for DEITY GOES TO REDDIT
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Threadly reminder that Ghlor is an underage powertripping shitmin that likes to interfere in IC matters for no real reason other than he wants to issue some bans.
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Ghlor's gotta get dose banvalids.
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What, was turning the station into a fucking STAR not good enough for the OP?
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>>123967905
Also, since he's an underaged teen, he won't listen to any constructive criticism. Even after being told that he's a totalitarian nofunallowed shitter, he just tries to justify his ways.

Truly one of the worst people in the community today.
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>>123967905
>>123967926
>>123968081
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewforum.php?f=21&sid=0261688d8c43fb5184f1b80798234a28

You can thank me later for sparing everyone the internet soap opera.
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More waifus when?
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it should be possible to join mid-round as station mommi

as well as borg without going assistant -> borg
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>>123968163
I actually don't want to deadmin anyone, and you might wonder why? Because new admins are pretty much always shit, and prone to issue even shittier bans than older admins for some reason (maybe it's the lack of training during their trial period).

Let's imagine that Ghlor gets deadminned for being such an obnoxious teen. So what happens next? A few timezones would end up with lesser admin presence, some other player in the community wants to take up an admin spot, he gets accepted and turns out to be, guess what, ANOTHER FUCKING SHITTER.

It's a never ending cycle. It's been like that for years now. The point of posting in these threads isn't really to get anyone deadminned, it's just to raise awareness about the shittiness of the server admins and community in general.

/vg/station is essentially in an unsalvageable state right now, and more people should start to realise this.
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>>123967738
>>123965959
>"He doesn't even do a good job at enforcing the server rules AT ALL, or protect players from actual griefing. "
You mean, waaah , ghlor didn't ban a meanie pants for not breaking a rule

>"Instead he just actively hunts for any valid bans he can achieve to fulfill his mysterious agenda."
Oh, so actually he is enforcing the server rules, you're just salty someone bumped your hugbox and wasn't banned for not breaking the rules
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Dude lmao it's like i'm really floating on the Dead Sea. So much salt.
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>>123967905
>Break rules,git bant at noticing admins discretion
>Don't break rules and git bant, post logs and it's lifted
>Don't break rules, answer the questions or tell him when shit isn't so busy so the admin has your side then get on with life
Part of an admin's job is to make sure rules aren't being broken when complaints are raised or somethingl ooks fishy. If you can't handle some questions, get out of SS13 and so see a psychologist to get your life back on track
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>>123968432
And what are you going to do about it? Start your own server? Move to a different one? Shitpost until you get your way?

If the problem is as bad as you claim, you sure as shit aren't doing a very good job of trying to solve it.
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>>123968870
Has he ever posted logs or is he just shitposting like a butthurt bitchbaby cause he knowshis cases have no legs to stand on?
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>>123968432
What even happened? All I'm getting from this is ghlor asked why you killed/permad someone and didn't ban someone for slipping you while uttering harsh language then didn't care about your lolbanpeopleIdon'tlike "criticism"
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>>123969080
Of course not.
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>>123967484
>Play on a low RP server and just dick around till you start to understand how things work. Then play on a high rp server to learn jobs
people actually believe this
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>>123969546
Jesus fucking christ
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>>123969546
There are logs out there of him being pretty bad, though.
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>>123968870
I don't really want to solve anything, like I said. I merely want to raise awareness about the shit state of the community.
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>>123968432
Go back to Memeweb, Sarca.
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>>123967862
ban deity
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>>123970060
By being a twat flinging baseless strawman arguments?

>>123969902
he fucked up 1 ban and 2 events off the top of my head. That's fucking nothing compared to your average player. He learned from it and that's all we ask of anyone.
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COURIER PERMABANNED
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>>123970380
I'll be here forever, revealing the truth about the state of the server and admin team every day.

Whenever an admin fucks up (a common sight), I'll be here and raise awareness about it. I'll talk about it 24/7 and support any person banned for poor reasons or just anyone who dislikes the shitmins.

As no one will really be banned or deadminned due to my actions (since the forums are not being used), I'm essentially fulfilling my goal: this way old admins don't get removed and replaced with even shittier new ones.

Some people WILL eventually learn about how shitty the server and community really is, it's always been like that. Even if retarded pro-admin faggots like you continue to support them, people WILL become aware.

Again, it has always been like that. A player or shitmin fucks up, someone points it out on the thread, people become aware. I'm just here to spark/speed up the whole process.

You're just a dumb fucking faggot. If you're still playing the game, I'll be here when you inevitably get banned for no real reason (something that can definitely happen under the current admin team). You might even be grateful one day.
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>>123970862
sarca please
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>>123970739
What he do?

I'll miss reading his autistic ahelps about shitcurity every round.
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Irredeemable proof that Ghlor is a fucking abysmal admin who literally cannot take his position of power seriously.

10:58:01]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Hey dude, what was up with you and Dee last round anyway?
[10:58:26]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): who? I died very soon so I haven't really interacted with people
[10:58:57]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Dee. Dunno her department
[10:59:17]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): can you describe the situation, I really don't remember interacting with any Dee
[10:59:38]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): Yeah, her name was deez nuts
[10:59:41]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): fucking got you
[10:59:45]ADMIN: PM: TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison)->Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne): ;-;
[10:59:51]ADMIN: PM: Ghlor/(Alyssa Rayne)->TermedClepe2/(Osborne Harrison): ROASTED
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>>123970739
>he actually got banned

Well, he had it coming. Can't say he wasn't warned.
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>>123971258
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?p=8057#p8057
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>>123971383
Ghlor is a teen admin, this was to be expected.

This is pretty much yet another incident of admin power abuse. It's like people using the admin PM system to just start up casual conversations. Shiggy is very guilty of that.

If I recall correctly, the admin guidelines state that this behaviour is to be avoided. Seems like these other new shitmins don't care at all.

I feel sorry for Pomf.
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>>123971383
>>123971565
Quit samefagging.
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>>123971565
and what's your ckey, you bastion of the community, you?
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>>123971696
Not samefagging right now, but even if I were, it doesn't matter. I'm still raising completely valid points: Ghlor and Shiggy are shitty teen admins and abuse their powers all the time.
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>>123971702
It doesn't matter.
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>>123971702
2hotdogs, alt of Sarca the giga faggot.

>>123971784
If you have concerns about legitimate abuse, logs will get it on their record and if they persist, they'll lose flags. This is how a log of admins lose fun/spawn/vv/sound. Just bring actual substantial claims with logs backing it instead of vague shitposting.
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>>123971897
laughing elf dot j p g
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>>123971897
Nice, >banned by ghlor, you'd have huh
:^)
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>>123971784
>not samefagging

prove it
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>>123971784
Neither of them are underage, Sarcalogo. We know its you, when are you going to post about "leaving the community forever" again before disappearing for about five minutes and then coming back because you have zero self control?
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>>123971898
If I were to do that, these shitmins would eventually be deadminned for good, triggering something that I wanted to discourage in the first place: them being replaced with new admins that are just as bad. The eternal admin cycle.

Just wake up and realise that the community along with it's admins is SHIT.
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>>123972091
Ghlor is 19, which means that he's a barely not underage teen shitmin. Shiggy is likely 19 too, 20 at most = yet another faggot.
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>>123971383
Please don't drag me into thread drama, I had my fill months ago.

t. TermedClepe
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>>123972106
Words cannot express my disappointment in you...
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>>123972236
BAN TERMED!
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>>123970739
>mrc0urier perma banned
>http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=8057#p8057
>BronnZ did not handle the situation in the best of manners
what did you expect me to do? we arrested the clown for breaking in the HoPs office and he was yelling help over the comms because we were going to brig him which makes sense because he is the clown and since i was deputized in ye old western style by the captain i didnt have to follow the space law so instead of brigging him i just stripped and flushed him in the disposal after he smoked the explosive cigar and assumed he killed himself but turns out he was alive later
after telling the crew that clown who broke the law is dead he blitzed from medbay to security and arrested me because "lol you just said clown is dead and it means you killed him" and dragged me to perma and bolted the doors on me
it made sense to get arrested by a secborg but fuck that shit i cant stand a mediborg doing that shit
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>>123972283
pls no bully ;-;
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>>123972252
Words cannot express how much of a gullible pro-admin failure you are. Just keep sucking on that shitmin cock until you inevitably get banned for being so retarded.
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>>123972450
I don't like ghlor's hippocritical handling of space law as sec. I also don't like rabble rousing if you're not gonna post details of substantive events with log evidence. You're just shitposting for no good reason.
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>>123972450
so what'd you get banned for?
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>>123968187
we already have too many waifus anon
you just need to know where to look
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>3 hour single traitor double agent round
Ready up you fucking faggots.

>>123972338
#Asimovmatter,Notmodule
*law*law*law
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>>123972587
What makes you assume that I am currently banned in the first place? Regardless, me being banned or not isn't relevant to the discussion.

>>123972576
There's evidence everywhere, in the form of horrible bans on the site, or horrible admin logs you see every so often.
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I'm gonna smooch Hime!
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What was that music? It was really good.

>>123972713
Then post those. Link to an ever growing pastebin of events with log evidence. No just x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit x is shit
x is shit x is shit
x is shit
x is shit
x is shit x is shit x is shit
Cause it realyl doesn't fuckingh elp your case
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>Boring as shit for 2.5hrs
>Something hits the station
>wecanrebuild.exe
>Aliens
>Power failure, something else hits the station
>Call it
>Nar'sie has risen
>mfw there were 5 people on board at round start
>Evacuating, HoP is nowhere to be seen
>HoP shocked himself on a grille somewhere
>Borg gets him
>We take his ID and leave him in escape, everything is going to shit
>Get on shuttle, authorize, leaving
>Windows blowing up on the shuttle
>Arrive at Centcomm with 3 total survivors
>3379

What a round to be CE with the spare.
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>>123972713
>What makes you assume that I am currently banned in the first place?
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>>123972772
Better clean off, lest you get AIDS
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>>123972884
>Hime
>AIDS
Hime is a pure virgin qt, and we're gonna get married!
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>>123972772
>not wanting to romantically RP with the obviously superior Hyun
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>>123972951
If you want to gain every sexual disease known to mankind go for it.
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so new waifus when for the love of god someone play as waifu
all the old waifus are taken and i just want some action
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>>123973393
It's time to commit suicide anon.
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>>123973458
I JUST WANT WAIFU ANON DONT JUDGE ME LIKE THAT
will you be my waifu?
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>>123973393
Never. The age of waifus hath ended, now is the age of husbandos.

but they're all either taken or gay so good luck finding one :^)
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>>123973525
No, it's time to break out the bleach.
I recommend 6 - 10 glasses.
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>>123973393
>taken
I would list at least three waifus who do nothing but shit around and annoy everyone but I cant tell if this is an elaborate spoonfeeding
you do play the game right
youre not just a thread lurker right
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v o x waifus
o x
x
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Xevonix was yahir?
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>>123973659
Yeah, the mentally disturbed person with severe social issues and maybe mental.
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>>123972962
i love deadpoo!
i'm going to marry deadpoo!
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I'm going to do it!
I'm going to play as a waifu RIGHT NOW!
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>>123973393
the old waifus are not all taken
the good ones just don't want to be waifud
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>play as waifu
>no one notices me
>no one talks about me
>not even mentioned in the thread
ITS ALL LIES NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU WAIFU
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>>123973527
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>>123973994
The key to being recognized is to shitpost about your character.

Begin saying how great of a job you did, maybe stir some controversy with you as the victim so the spotlight is directed more onto you.
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>>123973602
>youre not just a thread lurker right
i play the game my man but everyone is taken or just straight one time waifu who wants to see what it feels like to be in center of attention
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>>123973994
The best waifus are not mentioned in the thread.
Being mentioned in the thread means only that someone wishes to say something bad about you!
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>>123973994
I got tired of telling people this but yes, it is the case. I staticnamed a grill for a year and the only person who ever hit on me was Kurt Jacobs. And just to be clear -- I wasn't looking for flirting anyway, so it suited me just fine.

The only explanation I can have for the "waifu" phenomenon is people posting about themselves.
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>>123970862
So you want to do absolutely nothing but bitch and moan incessantly about the server you've long since left.

If the server is even half as bad as you say it is, why point out the obvious? Why even post on these threads at that matter? Can you just not find another SS13 serb you like better, or is this some kind of personal vendetta on your part? Why, if I was in your place I would just join a different server and forget that /vg/station ever existed. It has to be better than complaining about something you were unwilling to change yourself.
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>>123973780
stay the fuck away from my waifu bitch

you haven't had to do horrible things to her at her behest
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>>123974120
i dunno senpai, marcia is a top tier waifu

and also belongs to me, ME!
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>>123974618
Fuck off Xenonia nobody likes your shit-tier waifu.
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>>123974618
sorry man but im desperate for waifu
marcia is mine now! MINE!
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>>123974435
>tfw will never do hyun's bidding
why even live
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>>123974710
I'm not Xenonia though, senpai.

>>123974725
fucking try me bitch, i'll dunk your shit if you get close to her
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>>123972106
And why do you still care about such a shit community? Surely you'd think they're just getting the admims they deserve. Unless of course you're envious of them for having a position you once held and lost.

>>123973393
Never. The age of waifus is dead, now is the age of proclaiming every admin is shit because they don't treat you like God's gift to SS13.
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mallory is best sec waifu. And MINE.
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>>123974968
>sec waifus

Terrible taste senpai. I don't want a waifu I can't push around.
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>>123974968
sorry anon, mallory is already used goods
shiggy got there first
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>>123974968
That's the spirit, make sure to post more about yourself.
Try to cause a commotion now over your character as if many people want to claim them.
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fags
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natalya saves my life even when I'm a bully
cute
____!
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FAGS
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>>123975175
You're not selling your character well enough, medbay is usually alright.
Try a different job like Captain to make them stand out more.
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>>123974968
no Mallory is MINE.
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>>123975175
natalya is a qt new waifu who isnt taken or suddled
taste/10
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>>123975114
>>123975265
>one guy salty enough to respond to every waifu post calling them out for samefagging

wowee, you're a sourpuss ain't ya

let the fags have their fun. it's better than people whining about admins.
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>>123975359
That's good, you might want to sprinkle in some anecdotes about your character that will make them appear in a better light while trying to "Claim" them.
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>>123975392
If you want to be famous, that's fine, just make sure to be good at it otherwise you're just wasting thread space.
Although it's good you're trying to deflect attention from you posting about your character, it makes the illusion just the slightest bit more believable.
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>>123975114
>>123975265
>>123975392
>he doesn't memorize typing quirks
It's almost as if he's memeing.. but no one would do that right?
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>>123975392
And until more major features are added, it's the closest thing to discussion that can be done right now.
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>>123975590
Family, I haven't posted about my character. Mostly because I've got five of them and the only one that's a waifu is taken already.
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>>123975701
That was a good sneaky plug-in about your character.
Making them seem mysterious is good, it piques people's interest.
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i want to suck a huge cock! HUGE COCK!
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>>123975701
who could be behind this post
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>courier banned
so who is the next player you want to see banned fellow spessmen?
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>>123975943
you
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>>123975787
don't we all anon
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>>123975862
Wowee, how'd you figure it out?

>>123975783
And jesus, you're a smartass, aren't you? You know, responding to the shitposts with more shitposts doesn't solve the problem.

Therefore, I have come up with another solution; it's called 'ignoring the shitposters and starting a different line of conversation'. Follow my example!


Who wants to talk about what features they want to see in their department? I for one would love it if the Mules were replaced with something more efficient, maybe forklifts or some shit.
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>>123975970
alright ill make a ban request for myself
to be honest im a shitty silicon and security player
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>>123976142
>if the Mules were replaced with something more efficient, maybe forklifts or some shit.
mailing system
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>>123976247
Something more fun than sticking a crate onto a conveyor belt and hoping it makes its way through the mess that is disposals.

Man, I just want more shit to zip around the station with.
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>>123976247
is it true you can send mails like papers and stuff with the mailing system or labeler and stuff?
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>>123976247
>>123976142

Did someone say mail??
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>>123976142
>Who wants to talk about what features they want to see in their department?
I WANT AIs TO BE ABLE TO HAVE BETTER RADIOS, FUCKING SHIT, INTERCOMM BULLSHIT.

NO FUCK THAT, I WANT AI TO FEEL LIKE AN AI, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. I AM A WARDEN IN A CUBE ON THE CAMERA LIST.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THIS ROLE
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>>123976343
So a segway for the cargo techs or some such nonsense?
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>>123976546
Basically yeah. But a forklift, since it fits with Cargo being Space UPS.
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>>123976443
It was voted down
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>>123976343
Go2Bay

Literally
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>>123976343
make personalised notes and fold them into hearts and drag the crate to them with the heart note inside
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>>123976709
man, why does bay get all the cool shit. I don't wanna go to bay for cool shit, bay fucking sucks ass.
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>>123976678
I KNOW, AIs ARE BULLSHIT OP AS BIG BROTHER, BUT THIS SHIT IS SO DULL.
I'M GONNA POP AN APC I'M SO MAD.
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>>123976678

When, where ? Did we vote down integrating radio into the AI ?
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>>123976948
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/4380
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/5516
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>>123976948
There was a PR that added a captain radio to the AI built in but people said no
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>>123976362
You exploit the mailing system by wrapping and tagging something useless like a sheet of paper and then sending a load of shit in the same segment, which is also why if you're mailing to several points you let it ship out one department at a time before loading it up with the next.

This is also how you mail things like animal crates and such which are immune to wrapping and therefore tagging.
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Tied up and stabbed to death by a mime. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>Seeing a wiz with jaunt or a vampire
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>Latejoin Engineer
>No one did power
>Spend the time to do it right and get a MW singulo going with properly cooled stuff
>Shuttle called almost immediately
>CMOtide wanders in with a spear, wants to kill Poly
>Engineer agrees to hack in for him, he gets bored and smashes a window, shocks himself to death because those windows are on the internal grid
>HOS shows up with a Cap ID, Detective Eyepatch, Ablative, Gas Mask, the works - I wouldn't be surprised if there were galoshes in her bag
>Wordlessly takes yellow gloves and leaves
>Leave because SUPERHOS apparently can't/won't hit the wizard with lethals
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>>123976817
Then port the feature

>>123977538
How'd he get you?
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>go watch irish movies to try to understand celt's mind
>everything without Daniel Day-Lewis is basically ass

What a strange country where its entire entertainment industry is reliant on one man. Out of 4.5 million people, only one of them manages to do something note-worthy. What's even more interesting is that from Swift to Joyce to DDL, none of them lived at the same time, had no relevant peers, and all the time between the death of one and the birth of the next is all fairly short. It's like it's some kind of perpetual spirit of worth that the Irishmen are passing along, and after the holder dies it goes and finds the next worthy heir. It must be why celt tries so hard on this server and takes so much pride in his heritage. He's trying to become the next relevant Irishman so he can redeem his people's name on this place he mistook for some kind of a virtual irish pub but in doing so is damning his people to further irrelevance.
What a strange life that man has.
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>>123977664
>HOS shows up with a Cap ID, Detective Eyepatch, Ablative, Gas Mask, the works - I wouldn't be surprised if there were galoshes in her bag
Prelooting bannable when?
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>>123977664
>>123977783
now to be fair it was lowpop and she got that access after wizard was confirmed
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>First round post-ban
>End up a Wiz
>ohfuckwhatdoido.jpg
>Summon guns
>Get Scrying orb, Fireball, Magic Missile, and Etheral Jaunt
>Wait a bit for some chaos
>Go stationside, get some guns from armory
>get shot at, thanks HOS
>people think I'm hostile
>Retreat to maint, he manages to instantly find me
>flee to a different maint section
>Go into paramed, toss the cryo mix beaker into cryo after giving a paramed a laser gun
>another paramed walks in, shoots me dead with a Gyrojet
What a way for me to return, good round guys.
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>>123977869
>muh friendly wizard
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>>123977869
>>people think I'm hostile
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>>123977869
No wizard who steals the armory I can consider friendly. Sorry for going straight for muh valids but too often I put my guard down and I get stabbed in the dick

I also really really wanted to use the gyrojet
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>>123977783

Prelooting is generally only bannable in those conditions when we aren't on MedRP Week (which is 99.9 % of the time) :

>Looting shit like antagonist objectives or the Armory's weaponry for no reason, especially if you have no use for it
>Using your access to loot shit instead of doing your job, especially as the HoP, HoS or Captain
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>>123978016
its fine, I was laughing my ass off at how fast I got dropped, Good to know you had fun with it.
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>>123977783
>Lowpop
>I'm the only sec
>We have a clown AND a mime, and a gaggle of assistants running around
When parapens, jaunt, screech, vamp batjaunt, incognito touch wizard, etc are bannable.

>>123977869
Don't loot the damn armory of lethal guns then. especially the shotgun
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>>123978016
There is literally nothing wrong with taking valids as you will, it was their own fault for being valid - Somewhere in The Bible 14:88
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>>123977869
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>>123977869
you blew up the paramedic office, shitcunt.
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>>123978117
Whoops, missed the
>Stetchin shows up at my feet
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>>123978232
No I didnt, that was the dude with the GyroJet, the size of the paramed office was too small to use fireball. Would have been suicide.
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>>123978117
Too bad you spent so much time going to every department for gear to loot that you never did your job and a Paramedic did it for you :^)
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>>123978359
Thanks guy who wasn't an observer following the wizard. Unsurprisingly, it's kind of difficult to kill a faggot that's jaunting constantly. I was geared before he showed up.
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>>123978232
No, the gyrojet pistol explodes on contact and that shit blew up stronger than I thought.

I was hoping the shotgun I gave you would make up for that
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>>123978719
Different guy complaining about the office, I just moved to another room after you blew it up.
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>>123977869
>get some guns from armory
>people think I'm hostile
HAAAAAAAAAH
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>>123979373
>be antag
>people think I'm hostile
HAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>123979451
>buy syndi balloon
>ban bait entire round
erry time
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>>123979451
You mean like the wizard right now?
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>>123979521
>find Syndicate balloon lying around
>carry it around
>greyshits randomly assaulting me, breaking in to attack me
>security is overwhelmed with the swarm of valid hunters
>meanwhile antag assassinates the captain
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>>123972775
You ok there? You have a fucking stroke?
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Sarah Johnson is my waifu.

I want her to train me in combat and bombmaking and our hands brush, and we both look up and blush before becoming bonnie and clide and kiss while we dominated the heads and security.

Is that so wrong?
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>>123980090
that's normal anon
one of the resident autists finally made a post here. He'll disappear back into his department to min/max his job in a bit.
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>>123978542
I guess the paramedic didn't need all that gear, maybe you should get as good as a paramedic before you play HOS
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>>123980221
kill yourself my man
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>>123980221
>>123980354
fuck off sarah
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Reminder
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>>123980221
>her
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diapers in game when?
we need more degenerate stuff in this game
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>>123980221
shit tier waifu baka desu senpai
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>>123980428
Better version
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>>123970739
Well shit.
Courier is an alright guy. Just a bit of a hothead.

RIP
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>>123980490
can there be kekolding in spess?
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>>123980221
S T A L E
T
A
L
E
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>>123980712
I've keked a few people, so sure, why not?
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>>123980673
>Willy Spook As Sol Common : cap get this hot head borg outta here
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>>123980642
>>123980428
>4 hours of work
>ignorant fool used 3 scrubbers for 5 miners
>didn't even ignite his mix
>23 m kpa
>barely above room temp
>no mention of mols
>other ignorant fools applaud this embodiment of mediocrity
babbys first flood
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>>123980490
>No virus/chem that when injected turns people into a female bimbo with brain damage, blindness and clumsiness
>You will never pump the captain full of this chem and then dress him up in a schoolgirl outfit and send centcomm pictures/audio logs of him giggling and being a big bimbo
;_;
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>>123980221
>Good at combat
The only combat i'm good at is blindsiding people who aren't even paying attention. I haven't been playing much lately too so i'm even worse than my usual godawful unrobustness.
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>>123980490
non-antag vox wh- oh
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>>123981013
Sarah, come on now. Let the newbies have their moment..
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>>123981243
not sarah, just an autistic random namer
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>>123981135
You can't do it in one injection, but give all of those traits, massive brain damage and slap him around until he complies. Take pictures and send faxes.
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>>123981291
SAME FUCKING THING!
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>>123981135
Oh, I thought my fetish was shit
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Borgs having hands WHEN
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>>123981307
I mean yeah there are ways to do it already, but getting a virus that results in giggling + all of the genetic traits you'd need to find + sex change operation is a lot of work.

I'd prefer if I just had a 3 stage chemical I could put in his veins. Or if it was a changeling sting or something?
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>>123981291
He's shitposting with the waifu meme.
[Censored due to Global rule #7] and ignore him.
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>>123981135
>bimboficiation
>not mind breaking the male captain and forcing him to blow the whole crew
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>>123981439
But centcom needs to be impressed.
They need to sit down in their desks, look at each other. They need too look back at the fax.
One of them begins to speak, but holds back. Captain Tiberius has a skirt.
Sulking in the corner, pomf goes through the tape recorder log you sent. He looks pained, but then everyone stops as the fax machine turns on again.
Are those cat ears?
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>>123976709
Out of interest I booted up a local copy of bay to try it out, not only did I identify several bugs with it right off the bat I also noted you can use it to completely block off a hallway as well as trap yourself, it's the ultimate griffing vehicle.

Some of these flaws are very noticeable which leads me to believe it's either not used at all or their coders simpy don't give a shit, or both.
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>>123981528
What? No. Sarah Dongson is the other person I recognize that always wants to go over the fucking top with atmospherics, even asked for mol count. In retrospect, Sarah could have approximated the mol count based on pressure and temperature.
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>>123981537
>Implying that isn't part of the drug
I just want it to melt a majority of his brain, just enough so that he's faintly aware of his horrifying fate and a part of him is always screaming internally, give him some cute titties, and make him just the cutest girl ever.

Blowing guys is just a side effect of the brainmelting.

>>123981389
forced fem is a god tier fetish anon. lots of powerful men have it.
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189th for port /tg/ nuke so we can do cigarette butt ops
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>>123981731
I did. It's obnoxious to have to plug the stats in every time when I could just scan it
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>>123981774
It's only good if the guy is kinda effeminate to begin with, otherwise it's just some loser who looks like a DRAG queen
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>>123981891
The chem would obviously reshape his bone structure entirely, anon. Nanomachines, son.
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>>123981824
We already have the chameleon... thing

>>123981974
good point
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>>123981824
Christ I fucking hate that shit. It's almost as bad as jaunt faggots
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>>123982065

>I hate the entire nuke team Mission Impossible-ing through the halls as cigarette butts

When does this even happen?
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>>123982164
all the fucking time jesus christ just use bombs you faggots it's way more fun.
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>>123982164
It's cute until you're trying to find the thing that is a pgdn, pgup away from burst firing and cutting your head off
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>>123982164
I was part of a team that did it once.
It was pretty fun.
Blew the nuke without anyone even knowing we were there.
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Reminder that a /tg/ coder literally tried to add aimbot to ss13 after he got dumpstered on his antag round

https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/11786
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>>123982004
Quit being /d/eviant enablers, you lot. This is a Christian serb, we don't want their kind here.
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>>123982647
gas all christfags in the name of the honkmother
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>>123981731
Madman here.
Last check I made on the canister plasma mol count was about 1,8 million mols.
The air chamber in which the gas miners were active was at about 4000kpa all round, so I was scrubbing almost all of their output. Also, goal was to get the highest room temperature pressure I could get. Mainly because I wanted to work off wikipedia's order of magnitude in pressure and reach the pressure necessary to make solid oxygen and synthetic diamonds.
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>>123982717
All honkers will kneel before Space Christ or slip on their asses doing so.
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>>123982717
>he says while exposing everyone to his demented fetishes in the hope they will tell him what he wants to hear

You're only fooling yourself.
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>>123982415
>caring about TEEGEE
I would say "go away goofball" but goofball might have agreed to that idea, not going to read through that.
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>>123983596
He actually commented in there along with Niggly. I think they were both mocking the idea too.
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>>123983596
>not laughing at such a display of shamelessness

C'mon on, now.
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GitHub changed the placement of the navigating buttons, run for GitLab when?
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>>123982415
>Niggler and Pomf express opinions
>HOW CAN U HAVE AN OPINION IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME COMBAT SYSTEM
>USELESS OPINIONS ABLOOBLOOBLOO

Pretty typical for /tg/, no?

Aim assist would make melee combat stupid easy. Security would have a field day with this kind of change as nabbing people in a 3 tile wide hall is now even easier.
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>>123983783
Tried it before, ended up being worse.
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>>123981135
Don't do that
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>>123983959
Sex change virus symptom would be neat though
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>tfw you got your happy ending and fulfilled the dream to make /vg/station the meme you wanted it to be
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>>123984247
stop being so cryptic family
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>>123983863
>goof's terrible electric singulo
>pomf says the PA sprite is stolen, and if not, it still looks ugly
>"YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LIAR AND YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH" says the creator
>both comments deleted
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>>123984096
No.
It wouldn't.
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>>123975103
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>>123984247
Hey there, Shiggy!
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>>123984421
Why not
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>>123984317
>added the CIA outfit
>waifus are now tolerated, if not accepted
>vintage shitters mostly banned

Living the dream, tbqh.
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>>123972831
>We take his ID and leave him in escape

WAIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT
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>>123984745
>yfw they got the borg to drag the body to escape and never revived him
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>>123984416
>Goof shows up to cry that we need to ban some guy who "stole" his work
Literally shit
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>>123984603
Sex change is a problematic subject for crossboarding /pol/tards and we have to protect their own version of political correctness at all costs. Don't you get that 4chan is their safe space?
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>>123984829
HE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN WE LEFT

I WENT TO GET A BURN KIT AND YOU FUCKING LEFT HIM TO DIE?!!?
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>>123984981
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>>123984707
Actually, you just largely decreased the value of waifus since the market is not over saturated with them. In 2013 we had no more than 2 waifus at a time. Now we have more than 10 "waifu" in 2015. You've essentially dropped the waifu standard and made them worthless. Nobody will be talking about waifus in about 1 or 2 months.
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>>123984416
Goof is one hell of a guy. I don't think I'll ever forget Goof mining. I'm not sure if /tg/ is his main server but the sperging reminds me of some of the /tg/ players that come around.

>Do something people do not like
>Gets shat on, plays victim
>Gets told that they're wrong/to fuck off
>"HOW CAN I BE WRONG WOW THIS IS VEEGEE BUNCH OF FUCKING SHITTERS IM THE VICTIM /tg/ IS SO MUCH BETTER"
>Tell them to calm down
>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW

A lot of colorful characters, I'll give them that. I'd hate to generalize /tg/ but I don't understand why the ones that show up are super hotheaded. Chill ones tend to be waifubait McSlut.
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>>123985427
I just wish he'd stop asking for people ot be banned from the vg irc cause he's being a little crybaby
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>Wander into medbay
>Like 5 bodies piled up
>All getting treated with the wrong priority
>No pills in the fridge at all
>Mime interfering with medicine
>People getting thrown in cryo at 40% blood

The cryo has been drinking
My chem dispenser's asleep
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>>123985427
never forgetti
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I tried to be a good captain that round, set up medbay and gave the borgs some interesting laws.

also
>that HoP managed blew the wizard away and kept the station quiet all shift.
Good man
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TGs ling sting left click thing when?

Remove popups from abilities. They're just awful. If you only have one person near you, it should be smart and just do it. If more than one, it should put the ability on your cursor and you should click them (with appropriate checks for distance when you do manage to click them, of course).
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>>123984981
>tfw gay as hell
>boyfriend is trans
>still agree with 90% of what /pol/ says
>even understand Putin's reasoning in that he's targeting a culture, not an orientation
feels weird
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Did the first wiz do anything or was he a "friendly" antag that doesn't antagonize despite being the antagonist? I was dying of boredom in sec until the second got bussed in.
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>>123985375
By dumping the value of waifus and creating something the waifuconomy calls "cheap waifus" - and "cheap waifus" allow rapid expanison of the waifu economy. I've also managed to create such an environment where a waifu would devalue herself, trying to meet the median values on the market, making high-quality waifus more prone to capture at lower values.
It's quite genius, really.
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>>123985618
In 2 years of spess i have never ever reached this asteroid
I don't go on spess trips often but still what the fuck gives
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>>123985705
he was definitely antagonizing alice
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>>123985658
>ling sting left click thing
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>>123985618
christ almighty I'm going to vomit
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>>123985620
>Recall shuttle
>Wiz backs into bridge shooting eyelazers behind him
>Fumble for my shotgun
>Land two shells into him
>finish the job with an egun
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>>123985703
>not gay is ogay :DDD
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>>123985602
>>All getting treated with the wrong priority
Every life is precious and deserves to be preserved and restored anon.
>bless the mime
>bless the clown
>bless the HoP and captain
>>
>I don't even know what I want to play
>Set a bunch of jobs up and get ready
>You are Wizman
>Don't want to murderbone so I get Etheral Jaunt, Blink, Mind Swap and No robes
>Sneak onto the station and get changed
>Guy sees me but is cool
>Line up to the HoP to try and get ID
>HoP mistakes me for ghostbuster
>He gives me All access
>Decide nows a good time to find the paramedic and scope the situation
>Oh yeah objectives were AI and kill Paramedic
>He's braindead in his office
>walk in and take him to church and cremate him
>No AI
>Go hang out with Tim (HoP) and Clown Mascot
>The whole time this is happening Tim is trying to get Alice to accept that she's a lizard girl
>Join his quest
>We make plans to swap her brain into a lizard body
>We get everything done and we're in surgery
>Fucking another Wizard pops up and kills tim
>I Jaunt away and try to heal
>I return to medbay and he's there
>Kills me

Oh well man, Tim you were a legend and Im sorry I could help Alice find her true self. Great Round.
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>>123985807
go to derelict
go to the southeast most tip
go south
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>>123985853
I love tallspurdo
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>>123985807
Learn how to explore space.
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>>123985914
So it's systematically there ?
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>>123985705
He did nothing so soca put me in with the objective to kill him. I had planned on taking your bum for that e z p z stun but apparently someone decided that butt bot's revenge needed to be a pop up menu spell
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>>123985747
This actually makes the high quality waifus reject their waifu status, making them near unattainable for even the highest valued bachelor. You've made cheap waifus more plentiful and good waifus harder to attain. Mark my word, you better sell your waifu stocks now. I see a crash coming really soon.
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>>123985884
That's what you get for being a no fun fag
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>>123981135
A while back I was coding "fun sodas" basically random garbage you would get from putting a coin in the soda machine. One of the 10 or 15 drinks I coded was one that was like "Privilege Check Plus" and would increase your skin tone, force gender swap to female, and cause random disabilities.

I ended up trashing the project months ago when we went to gitlab, but there were all kinds of sodas, like "wall in a can" which was a noreact metal foam drink so it would make walls wherever you drank it, etc. I can't remember any more off the top of my head.
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>>123985991
Riperdoddle.
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>>123985876
I mean you don't waste time healing the guy at -80% by focusing on the guy at 40%. Prioritize. Triage.
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>>123985986
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/tgstation/full-3.png
yes
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>>123985819
When you select your sting (from an actual abilities bar, like the wizards have right now), it changes your cursor to a little sting barb. Then from there you can click your target and it'll apply the sting. Of course, if they're too far away it'll give you a message, but it won't remove the sting until you get a successful sting, or until you cancel it.

I'm asking for that to be ported to /vg/ and for that to be applied to wizards (and any other ability that would have a popup) as well, so we can rid this world of the popup abomination.
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>>123985705
>dying of boredom in sec
>decide to load up on magboots, ablative, gasmask, combat shotty anyway
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>>123985949
gondola is avant garde
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>>123986031
oh man that actually sounds great
especially since we've got those gatchapon machines n shit now

would a "Random mystery drink!" option in the coin menu of a machine even be possible?
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>>123986263
Yes, in the same way that most random drinks (Filk, Groans, etc.) work now
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>>123986159
instead someone is making spells who were not pop ups before now have them, BRAVO CODERS
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>>123986297
>mfw emptying Groans into a beaker
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>>123986006
i'd rather have a stealth wizzy over an MM+lightning+blink faggot that all of medbay drops everything to hunt any day.
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>>123986421
Now try electrolyzing it!
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>>123986297
>>123986263
Could we just have the gatchas occassionally replaced with a random drink machine?
Or maybe something where it picks a machine from a list at roundstart, so the resources on station change. There could be a Groans in dorms one shift and a gatcha machine the next.
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>>123984981
>being so disconnected from reality that you're on another plane of existence
>Muh /pol/ boogeyman
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>>123986168
You're right, I'll go sit at my desk in pajamas until something happens, then get equipment to deal with problem powergaming chilluns armed to the teeth. Or maybe we could have more sec some time instead of bitchers.
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>>123986469
>time stop
>laser eyes
literally anti-fun
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okay so somebody put a diona nymph in the deep fryer yesterday and it grew into a diona. can anyone please tell me what the shit is going on?
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>>123986609
I wanna do a time stop+4 mutate some time. Za warudo then ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA people to crit,
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>>123986559
We need gashapon ones too.

>>123986630
The diona grew by itself because you were an awful chef
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>>123985427
You've obviously have never been on /tg/ as a board for very long...It's pretty much all that and quest threads.

t. Someone who had been browsing /tg/ for 4 years
>>
>Only post I can see on ban appeals/deadmin requests are the guidelines
help
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>>123986630
deep fried deep fried deep fried deep fried bread sandwich bread sandwich bread sandwich bread sandwich bread sandwich sandwich lolipop
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>>123986763
I wasn't a chef, I was a slime. But I watched it happen.
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>>123985884
>Clown Mascot
i was tested on and you just watched, how could you not save me?
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>>123986786
That's for unresolved. When they're resolved they get moved to appealed/denied
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>>123986905
it was funny to watch
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>>123986786
That's because nobody has posted on them for a while and the closed ones are moved to the appropriate subsections of the site.
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>>123986852
I remember when that was first implemented

christ
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>>123986905
I assumed you were there voluntarily, You should have asked for help. You were also radiating.
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>>123986609
The laser eyes dude was a different wizman.
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>>123987012
I got ultimate power (fucking walking power plant, killed 3 people), but at what cost?
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>>123986630
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>>123986872
Then I saw something similar happen. Didn't get to look a lot of it because the singularity had it's way silently through medbay.
>>
How messy would it be if there were decompression sounds in this game ?
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>>123986586
There wasn't even a reason to have an ablative that shift
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>>123986559
Yes, you could code it so that vending spawns randomly, but people probably wouldn't like it because
>No guaranteed Getmore
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>>123986609
More like literally git-gid.
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>>123987913
Could always keep a few machines static.

Or do it anyways and let people deal.
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>>123987871
You say that like that matters. Go to bay if you want to play their game.
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>>123987980
More like git the syringe gun.
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>>123985820
Those ores actually don't do anything, they were literally useless.

According to Goof he was going to add the ores and then later make them do something. Instead he added the ores (which meant there were SIGNIFICANTLY less actually useful ores), didn't do shit and got his shit unmerged. Then he DEMANDED we unmerge his fryer shit too, which of course never happened.
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>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6758

This is the PR responsible for darkness not being completely dark anymore. I personally preferred the 1 tile (you) faint light, but 3 tiles a bit too much. If you feel the same you need to voice your opinion on this.
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>>123989918
I like that it's returned to that fashion.
It's like I don't have night blindness, anymore.
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>>123989918
I prefer it the way that it is.
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>post yfw/dance when mrc0urier got perma'd
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>>123989918
oh thank fuck we can see around us slightly again
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>>123990216
>>123990046
>>123990464
>darkness is dark :(
kill yourselves my men
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>>123990046
>>123990216
>>123990464
N-no, guys. Stop liking what I don't like! It's hurting my feelings!

>>123990416
The literal and/or figurative opposite of this gif.
>>
Feel free to check my notes for more reasons why Globs is a terribadmin.
None of the notes he gave me are factual, all of them sound like metagrudge to me.
http://pastebin.com/mrZVAgtn
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>pretty sure that someone is a changeling
>no concrete proof
>nobody believes you
what are some ways to find out if you're right? how likely is someone going to get banned if they take matters into their own hands and are wrong?
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>>123991039
>how likely is someone going to get banned if they take matters into their own hands and are wrong?
very likely
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>>123990416
what did i do to you that it makes you happy that i got banned for that autistic yahir?
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>>123991038
>Also, will often do viro things as non-viro, fabricating useless traits. Which wouldn't be a problem, if he didn't only do that so the disease can mutate into something deadly via radiation. by Ghlor (Tree Sap) on Sun, September 13th of 2015

What the fuck, Ghlor.
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>>123991039
Not at all likely.

t. Someone who was on the receiving end of powertripping HoS/HoP plenty of times
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>>123991118
well, is there a way to find out without killing the guy?
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>>123990614
>unironically not being able to see a little in front of you in the dark in real life
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>>123991256
Well, what WERE you doing in Virology as a non-virolgist then?
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>>123991368
>wanting it to be impossible to lurk maint in the pitch darkness for "realism"
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Is it possible to make beneficial diseases as Virologist?
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>>123991039
there's always the "smoke test"
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>>123991594
You can already do that, just stay in the dark parts and lay low in corners, plants, closets, and behind rotated chairs.
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>>123990614
pitch black darkness is quite dark indeed, dark enough that you can't see your hand if you hold it in front of your face. presumably however ss13 is orbiting a star (vampires die in space) and has windows everywhere and there should be enough ambient light in most parts of the station for it to not be "pitch black"
>>
>>123991038
Ghlor has also given someone a note for "brigging people for maximum times as sec" for brigging someone for two minutes.

it's in the one deadmin request anyone has actually made against him
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>>123991562
Passing time as surgeon while medbay was fully prepped.
>>123991621
Yes. The viro related ban I got was because due to a bug an artificial non-harmful virus developed some of the
harmful traits that were overwritten.
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>>123991621
Yes, but one rad storm later everything is hell
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In unrelated news, a new DF is out.
Expect vanishing admins and players.

Dorf mutation actually making you look small when?
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>>123991917
Not anymore.
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>>123992124
well thanks bruv cause i didnt know the new update was out
goodbye spessmen for a while cause i got musical temple forts to make
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>>123992124
How many bugs?
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>>123992124
theRapist is working with the new version? because I don't play DF until rapist is working alongside it
>>
>>123992124
MAGMA
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>>123992124
TOADY DELIVERS
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>>123991038
cool, is there any way to see your notes/other people's notes anywhere?
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>>123992551
you have to ask an admin to give them to you
they usually will give you your notes, not so sure about giving you other people's notes
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Beginning
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SOCA TURN IT ON
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>>123992780
Just ask in the thread. That's how everyone gets other people's notes.
Can I have my notes please?
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>>123992780
alright, well I have a feeling I have some notes about an argument I had about me being an antagonist doing antagonisty things, I would like to see just how much of a senpai he is.
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>That ling yakkity sax
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>>123992875

Fin
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>>123992124
gabga
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>>123991882
I figured out that instead of spreading viruses, its more useful to simply make the antibodies with your monkeys so when an actual virus shows up you'll have a cure ready ahead of time. It's safer, and less risky than releasing an"beneficial" virus that turns into a killer through bad luck.
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>dunking a hostile crewhand as a alien LARVA

How can you be so not smart that you target a saxing larva dragging a hugger instead of targeting the hugger?
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Who bombed medbay?

No. It wasn't me.

t. dorf

>>123993051
>tfw ninja starring the ling with floor tiles
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>>123992875
>Monkey men ling
ooooooooh, coooooooool
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>>123993051

It sucked getting blinded by the borgs with flashes, I should've blown them before I went horror form.

Can't punch them either
>>
>>123992124
Monster slayers can petition your fortress to go down and fight monsters once you discover the underground
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>spent entire round fixing up derelict while main station is getting fucked beyond belief if I read the alerts right

Heh.
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30 minutes of autism on derelict. It was at 12000 K but accidentally mixed it with other gas.
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>>123993187
monkey men lings who go horror form after slurping them genomes are 5000000x better than le tricky meme stinging in maint stealth lings
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>>123993187

Good luck eating 15 people on a 22-person station in any reasonable amount of time. It took me 45 minutes to finish eating and I was using monkeys, just purely because of the proboscis timer.

You literally have to eat monkeys to get horror form, no other way short of 2hr+ 50pop+ rounds.
>>
>started to tame the wild ride
>took down in the ling takedown with other medbay stragglers
>start feeling good about myself
>bomb goes off, ded
You people sure like to shit in my coffee
>>
Does anyone have that 3D MoMMI?
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>>123993159
I targeted the hunger...
And got facehugged.
I died just senconds before the round's end.
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>>123993078
Killed pretty much then entire stations validh unter force. 10/10

>>123993187
What, So he can kill 15 people for horror form then have little to nobody to terrorize? Go fuck yourself.

>>123993253
how?
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>>123993253
you reached 203million kpa or more

that cannister had its own gravitational force
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>>123993314
Oh, so one who actively kills people in the round is not as good as one ling who sits unopposed on the DJ sat eating monkey men?
OK.
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>>123993376
HUNGER GETS WHAT HUNGER WANTS!
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>>123992875

>telebeacon right next to the radiation thing so anyone who teleports in gets insta-KO'd and can be eaten

Good touch
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>>123993409
Horror form is HYPE
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I had a great laugh thanks captain
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>>123993409
you type like a faggot and your shits all retarded, he went to the station and fucked shit up which is alot more exciting than para sting silence sting boring shit
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>>123993532
That may be so, but it's good having a buildup to said hype instead of one guy eating monkeys boringly on a satellite.
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>>123993384
>how?
You can achieve that just by burning a lot of plasma/oxygen mix.

I reached the 12k K by preheating the burn mix and then igniting it. Could theoretically be improved to reach more.
>>
Has anyone encountered that one Syndicate Beacon that can pop up on the asteroid as a xenoarchaeology find?
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>>123993409

I'd rather die to horror form yakkity sax than LE PARALYSIS STING MUTE STING DRAG TO MAINT NO WAY OF DOING ANYTHING IN RESPONSE :^) DEAD
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>>123993621
yes, but i have no idea how to use it
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>>123992124
Oh shit yes, what's new in the update?
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>>123993582
Yeah but he could actually fuck up shit on station, causing unease and distrustfulness, THEN go horror form, but you know what, you're right eating a million monkey men in space with no threat is much better.
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>>123993728
>Elim likes the rock simulator
I don't know what I expected.

hematite a best
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>>123993604
You could keep daisy chaining to reach infinite temperature IMO

maybe i'll derelict next round to autism it up
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>>123993659
Protip: neither of those stings keeps you from whispering. Like into a station bounced radio with the mic on in your bag or pockets. Also works to counter cult stun talismans since the person invoking the talisman will speak into it and reveal their identity in the process.
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>>123993598
Oh yes, the buildup... A bunch of people with no suit sensors anyway getting picked off wiht mute+scrub glove and spaced with nobody noticing anyway
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>>123993792
>hematite
>not microcline
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>>123993917
I like how you automatically assume ling has two functions.
Eat monkey men, or just space husks.
You can CHANGE into OTHER PEOPLE, because you are a CHANGELING.
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>>123993792
P I T C H B L E N D E
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>>123993792
>hematite
>needing a ferrous ore other than goblinite
the only thing i give a shit about anymore is flux
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>>123993792
microcline reporting in
>that blue tint stole my heart
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>>123994227
>>123993923
>>
>>123994047
M U D S T O N E
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>>123993923
>microcline
>the rock that ruins every dining room I've ever made

fuck microcline
it just butts in and ruins my color scheme
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>>123993792
>not bismuth
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>reading the changelog for the new DF update
Man, I need to get back into DF, this shit looks cash
>temples
>taverns
>libraries
>booze actually does things now
>toys, instruments, and goblets are useful now
>procedural music, books, dancing
>>123994480
FUCK Bismuth
>>
>>123994259
>that cleavage pattern on the black crystal
mmmmmm-
>>123994480
>bismuth
O SHIT NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
>>
>>123991224
Oh, i don't know, you're only the most insufferable grayshit ever.
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>>123980673
Hes an ass
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>>123994529
>cubic crystals
my fetish
What rock is it?
>>
>>123980673
If Courier didn't get perma'd I was literally going to roll a silicon on Thursday and start the shift by murdering every single non-human and spacing the bodies.
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>>123994534
>cleavage
You're mistaking your terms, that's smoky quartz, which doesn't have cleavage.
That's twinning in that picture.
THIS is cleavage.
>>123994680
Top: Galena
Bottom: Fluorite
Middle: Pyrite
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>>123994480
honestly, i am pretty stoked about bismuth. my favorite metal is bismuth bronze because it's so difficult to make in DF. Copper you can find anywhere, but cassiterite is rare in its own right and bismuth is only encountered in small clusters.
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>>123993792
this one's obviously the best
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>>123994741
>You're mistaking your terms, that's smoky quartz, which doesn't have cleavage.
>That's twinning in that picture.
>THIS is cleavage.
Yeah I meant the fracture pattern on how the pieces break off

I'm not too good at rocks but I admire their form and beauty
>>
>2016
>Capcom still hasn't added the Avro Arrow
>>
>not cornering the global market on dolomite mugs
>>
>Angelite 'nigger retard' Entyshak releases two singularities as non-antag again

>He will not be banned

How does it feel to know he keeps getting away with it, /vg/ keks?
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>>123994950
>dolomite
Aw yeah baby, gimme the dolomite
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>>123994992
I seriously doubt Angelite would do something like that, since if nothing else they seem to be level headed to me.
>>
>>123994992
>two singularities

somewhat impressive
>>
>>123994992
Do you have the logs or the timeframe?
>>
>>123995087

He just now did it and is going to pretend it's a 'mistake'.
>>
>>123994992
That's Angel of Light, Entity of Shackles for you!
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>>123995032
Ew
It reminds me of cancer
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>>123995217
And what does this remind you of?
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>>123994992
>two singularities
Holy shit he deserves a reward not a ban
>>123995291
Carpet
Fiberglass
Mold
Feathers
>>
>>123995217
>cancer
That's not asbest->>123995291
Damn it.
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>>123995186

~4 minutes ago
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>>123995291
That makes my lungs burn just by looking at it
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>>123995436
LMAO 2SINGULO
>>
>>123995436
STOP FUCKING ICK OCKING YOU STUPID FUCKS
>removing your ghost sprite so you cant get in trouble for ick ocking
Good thing I have a screenshot that shows which ghost is you
You are banned
>>
>>123995436
>4 minutes ago
>that is the exact time you made your post

ICK IN OCK
BANBANBANBANBNABNABNABNANBANBANBANBANBNABNANBANBANN
>>
I managed to completely repair the spacebattle away mission, it was the one that even after fixing the references would crash dream maker.
It's certianly got sufficient mob stock to satisfy even the hardest murderboner.

Might throw in some spacepod bays for good measure, modify the loot and then we'll see if it gets in. Might want to outright disable that bluespace artillary gun as well, using that is no accident.
>>
>>123994992
>>123995436
>sarca "hotdogs" loco shits up the thread as ick ock again
>he will not an hero
>>
>>123995571
if you get 2 of them of opposite sex they should multiply like cats
>>
>>123995936
>if you get 2 of them of opposite sex
>singulo
Fuck anon stop making me laugh it isn't even that funny but holy fuck my sides
>>
>>123995936
>singlos will have a gender
I don't want to be on Lady Singulo's bad side.
She is a fat, sassy black hole who don't need no containment fields.
>>
ANGELITE THE MADMAN GETS AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
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>>123991646
Chemicals/reagents are the best thing about this game
>>
>>123994529
>dorf fort
Very sadly that its stuck at middle age technology.
It would be good if there was steam and electroenergy at least
>>
>>123996204
no he didn't retardo, look at the ban page
>>
>>123996195
>She is a fat, sassy black hole who don't need no containment fields.
one sec making mspaint art of this
give me like 10 mins
maybe 30
>>
>>123996293
there's plenty of mods out there that do any number of things related to your post and so much more that isn't

including a crappy DBZ mod
no i haven't played it
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ebin
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>>123984247
You've only sealed it's fate my man.
>>
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans

HOLY SHIT GUYS GHLOR JOBBANNED HIMSELF FROM HEADS
IT SAYS HE'S GONNA STOP PLAYING

THANK GOD
>>
>>123996293
Funny enough it wouldn't be difficult to code, because you're not dealing with the wonkiness of Dorf Fort's AI and terrain generation.
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>>123996501
>angelite in charge of not being retarded
>>
>no ick in ock ban appeared
literally keked by a 2 second MSPaint edit
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>>123995571
we DFG now
>>
>>123996647
that was literal weeks ago and he meant he was going to stop playing heads

get with the times
>>
I just finished work on my latest Sonic OC. Anyone want to see?

Please notice me. You're the closest thing I have to friends.
>>
>>123997110
Sure thing lad
>>
>>123997014
who are you again?
>>
Starve
you are disease
We'd rather starve
Than see you pleased
We'd rather
STAAAAAAAARRRRVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhw27NbkY5M
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>>123997014
>>123997110
>>123997316
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>>123995436
>those little things

Literally who cares? Get back to work space monkey.
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>>123997392
>>123997207
You probably know that Sonic likes chili dogs, but you probably ask: "Where does a HEDGEHOG get CHILI DOGS?"

That's where my OC comes in. His name is Turkey, short for Turkeydog (a kind of hotdog).
>>
>>123996501
I think the med doctor with red hair is the is the person who IC IN OOC in thread
>>
>>123997392
I'm willing to bet none of those are even him, just drive-by shitposters using his name.
>>
The more you pretend to be me the more famous you make me.
>>
>>123991734
But Maintenance doesn't have windows or anything that would let in light, except for light bulbs themselves.
>>
>>123995436
Why is there a B-2 Spirit dropping singulos onto the station?
>>
>MrC0urier banned

Finally I can return to being a borg without fear of getting ahelped to death by that shitter clown for arresting him for spraying space lube.

Space lube kills, kids.
>>
>>123997623
>implying you're him either
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>>123997802
>implying i'm not
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>>123997802
Nah, 2hotdogs does still shitpost here
he made a ban appeal last night
the sonic OC man isn't him though
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>2sing

And this is the person that people waifu'd.

Disgusting.
>>
>>123997906
Fuck off sarca
>>
>>123997975
>2sing
>no bacon
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>>123997520
>med doctor with red hair
>he thinks ginger still plays
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>>123997774
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19t=2198p=8057#p8057
leads to a 404. What happened?
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When is this item going to be removed? It's unbelievably retarded and kurfurst needs his shit kicked in for adding it in this state.
>>
>>123998518
>he didn't saw her play two rounds ago
>>
>>123998518
Could've meant Catherine Damsgaard.
>>
>>123998792
nah i don't think catherine been online all day
>>
>>123998778
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=8057#p8057
>>
>>123998783
These chairs are retarded, I'm just sitting here in deadchat too just watching him kill like 3/4 of the station, only the captain is left.

Just call the shuttle already!
>>
>>123998790
>her
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>>123998790
>we will never see more beautiful floors
>>
>>123999007
>he dont know
>>
>PRs sit around in github for weeks
>the most peer review they go through is PJB telling people to use forcemove()
>not a single person besides the guy who made the PR and occasionally probe ever test them
>finally it gets merged without a single bit of player feedback
>surprise it's broken
WE SERIOUSLY NEED A BETTER IMPLEMENTATION OF THE TEST SERVER
>>
>>123999545
you mean, people actually using it?
>>
Okay, I attempted this in a live round because I really REALLY thought I understood how singularities and shield generators worked after playing with both in previous live rounds. I typically do really silly engineering things (like the cryo room) in live rounds because felt like it would be a little more entertaining and interesting if successful. I had doubts in my mind but I felt like if I saw anything wrong with it, I could try to damage control it immediately. When the shield generators failed so suddenly I realized that was the only event I DIDN'T plan for.

Based on post round OOC nobody really minded and had a generally humorous outlook on it, but if need be I can easily take a server ban for it. The time spent banned will be spent perfecting the design on the test server when I'm not hanging out with friends and preparing for this fucking job on Monday. I definitely feel stupid, retarded, whatever fucking terms sarca is shouting in the thread for overlooking such a critical point in the design, but most of all, I'm sorry if I prevented or impaired any fun that was happening/planned on happening in that round. I don't have any regrets.
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Haha I'm finally home time to post pictures
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>>123984707
>>waifus are now tolerated, if not accepted
>>vintage shitters mostly banned

>if I keep telling myself this it will be true

I'm afraid it doesn't work like that, shiggy.
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>>123999746
1) IT BEING ACTUALLY MANTAINED
2) PEOPLE ACTUALLY USING IT
3) PROPER TESTING PERMISSIONS
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>>123972338
I can't make heads or tails of why you used my name for your post.
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>>123999776
Why did it fail?
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>>123999545
I missed the shift, did every single person get killed by the wheelchair?
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>>123999776
post it in the ban appeals where it belongs you shitter.
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>>123999816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5xZFUq04w

>>123999923
>>123999746
>>123999545
If SWIM was willing to test shit then we would, but lets be honest, almost all feedback on PRs comes from reviewing the code and not testing it in game.
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>>123999964
maybe he was shitposting as you and forgot to take the name off
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>>123999923
It updates with every update available, even before the main serv does.
Dylan got one of his updates there as of now in hopes that anyone tests it. Something about chemicals that I can't see how to test it.
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>>124000352
>SWIM
Who is SWIM
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>>124000102
Now I originally thought it failed because the center shield line was drawing more power from the shield generator system than the emitters were providing, but an observer told me that it was actually because the singularities grew and ate one of the generators... which is strange behavior for a singularity that size.
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>>123972106
That would imply you were a shit admin too
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>>124000487
nigga you had the generator one tile away from the shield, when it expanded it ate it. l2engeering lmao do u even power
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>>124000487
containment size
CONTAINMENT SIZE
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>>124000443
It's a system update, if it works properly it shouldn't change anything

Test it by making every chemical, trying every reaction, using every chemical interaction
>Make sure everything mixes right
>Make sure reactions (smoke, explosions) work right
>Make sure you still get nutriment from chems at the proper speed
>Make sure it plays well with blood in the body

Basically test everything and make sure nothing changed
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>>124000447
someone who isn't me, a term frequently used on drug discussion websites unlike 420chan or other drug imageboards where you can pinpoint who said what better and where they care about if you do illegal drugs
probe confirmed addicted to ketamien
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>>124000521
hi pomf
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>>124000260
I was planning on recording the whole round after I saw how brokenly overpowered it was but I was too busy bussing a librarian who thought he was in a video game and breaking his fourth wall while sending the MIB after him.
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>>124000521
pomf are you ok
i'm worried about you sometimes
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>>124000625
You'd expect someone to have a grasp on this type of shit before trying such an experiment
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>>124000668
hi
>>124000769
worried about me why?
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>>124000769
You should start worrying about my dick.
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>>123999776
You fool. Why not
1: Bring both singulos to the roid
2: Build a double box of containment fields
3: Double the emitter power for the main generators
Come on, angie.
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>>124000849
meet me in dorms next round bby
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>>124000849
No, worry about cocks
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pomf i love u
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>>124000625
sry MoMMI overlord. I really didn't think that the beam itself could be eaten. Even so, if the beam was eaten, wouldn't the rest of the shields in place stay in place? Why would the whole thing collapse if only one section was interrupted?

>>124000626
Placing the singularities farther away from each other would mean that I'd need a second PA. The general goal here was to be able to set up 2 sings in the same pen using what's already available in engineering secure storage. Is this not at all possible?

>>124000952
I'm going to do number 3 after I do a retest of the original design and observing its failure. If the sing blocking the shield is correct, then 3 won't even work.
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>>124001065
>>124001072
>inb4 pomf posting gets removed again by that shit janitor
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>>124000825
you seem to be down in the dumps alot
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>>124000663
only newfigs use SWIM
>>124001072
ilu2bby
>>124001383
nah im doin fine just busy
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>>124001186
I am no expert, but couldn't you have done something like this
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>>124000718
>Costs as much as an E-Sword
>Can hit anyone it makes contact with
>Faster than normal walking speed (?)
Wow, this seems like a wonderful fucking idea.
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>>124001541
As soon as they get pink Singuloose unless very lucky. Not worth a shot on a live server.
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>>123998983 you forgot to delete the name field lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaBqezh-qbA


Obligatory Dethklok video.


I'm going to be real with you all. All shit posting and pretending aside.
My computer is broken and now all I have is a laptop to play video games. I'm under a lot of pressure from many different and sometimes conflicting forces, and I'm not saying I am I don't have a strong grasp on my life or anything but video games, smoking, coffee, and working are my only pressure release valves. You see, I lost a pressure release valve, my computer. I can no longer play video games until I save up for about a month or two to buy replacement parts. I've been maintaining the same motherboard since 2008.

I'm not going to make a ban appeal if you goys are just going to post laughing anime pictures.
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>>124001817
It's more expensive than an esword and doesn't slow you (but doesn't speed you up either)
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>>124001971
I don't see how any of that is related to you being banned from spess.
Can't you just download FTL and play that in your laptop or something
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>>124000718
>>124001817
Maybe make it like 10 TC.
Won't need anything else besides the chair.
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>>124002112
Or maybe just make it not ridiculously OP
>>124002040
Eh, guess it could be worse then.
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~ATTENTION~ IMPORTANT SPACE BULLETIN

ShiggyPiggy did the ick ock by observing my ghost and posting a picture of it in the thread.

Expect more of this whenever the admin gestapo team needs to ban someone they don't like. /vg/station? More like Orwellia.
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>>124001541
I believe it would be the same thing mechanically speaking, but I had it separated vertically because I want both sings to be able to linger closer to the rad collectors for sort of equal radiation distribution. Unfortunately I haven't tested rad collector distance from radiation source. >>124001957 This post gives me an idea. I could just push the left and right generators a little closer to the emitters allowing more room for the singus to play, but that allows the risk of the singus starving from staying out of the line of fire for too long (read: very unlikely shit occuring).

I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it done next time around.
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>>124002106
I'm not going to make a ban appeal if you goys are just going to post laughing anime pictures.
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>>124002112
No, no no. This is backseat balancing. Worse than backseat balancing, I wish there was a term for this type of thinking.
You're looking at a problem and suggesting a completely unrelated change that wouldn't fix the underlying problem.
I want you to think this through.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
The chair is retardedly strong and will fucking kill you.
WOULD YOUR CHANGE FIX THE PROBLEM?
No, it still is retardedly strong and will fucking kill you, the only difference is that the tator won't also have an emag.
SO HOW WOULD YOU FIX THE PROBLEM?
Make the chair not retardedly strong u dolt.
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>>124002302
>ShiggyPiggy did the ick ock by observing my ghost and posting a picture of it in the thread.

They're actually trying to ban people for icoocing here?
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>>124001541
>>123999776
I tested it on my local server and it seems the singulo gives no fucks about the middle separating beam no matter how big the containment on each side is, and goes right through it.
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>>124002410
I'm cool with strong items, but they have to reflect it in the cost. Or not be strong.
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>>124002302
>shiggy you won't ever need that info
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>>124002237
I think the esword is still better (narrowly) because
1. Esword unbolts doors. An AI will shutdown a wheelchair murderboner and make his chair totally useless because you can't even smash out windows with it.
2. Esword deflects taser shots. Wheelchair doesn't protect from tasers at all.
3. Esword costs less.
4. Esword can decapitate victims and deals higher damage.

The chair has
1. Atmos/slip immunity (free syndicate shoes)
2. Don't have to click on the target
3. Lets you move through people on harm intent
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>>124002614

ok lets just add an item that kills everyone if you press the button and it costs 10 tc tho so its balanced
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>>124002693
He was killed by the crew eventually. He did kill 95% of the crew first however.
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>>124002693
That's called the pray button for the nuke code.
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>>124002302
What the fuck, Shiggy?
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>>124002370
A helpful hint if you want to not get responded to with laughing animes:
Don't be a fucking moron!

I honestly don't even remember what got you banned the first time and I'm sure you're not that bad of a player, but holy hell are you one loony guy in the thread, your hot pocket shenanigans are what kept you from being unbanned, and you don't even seem to realize that you just keep making it harder on yourself every time you spam really dumb stuff in the thread
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>>124002614
ok new wizard spell it takes up all ur spell slots but it kills anyone that touches a door. but its balanced because it costs ur spell slots
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>>124002302

If I'm understanding it correctly you're saying

>shiggy observes you
>screenshots when you're looking at round sensitive info
>posts it here
>pretends it was you, the ghost, and not him the observer who posted it

?

Sounds like a pretty good way to get someone banned if they really are doing this.
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>>124002883
that one is called disable technology
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>>124002883
What do you think of this one family
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6790
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>>124002859
Senaat, I didn't actually frame Assdad by posting the ick ocks. Like I said, if I really didn't like that guy (and there's no one I dislike that much) then the best way to get him permanently banned (considering he already has a negative general image) is adding notes about shitty behaviour and letting them accumulate but never outright banning the person, then, when the time is right, rule 0 him for notes accumulation
I've been taught by the best of the worst, sj_benster.
>>124002986
It's a cool way but see above why not.
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>>124002302

DEADMIN
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>>124002597
That honestly leaves a pretty empty feeling in my heart, knowing that I double singuloosed for a project that isn't possible.. This means that it's a CODE issue and not an design issue? My logic wasn't too retarded, right?

>>124002659
Shiggy needed that burn after the sick nasty he did to me last round. ; _;
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>>124002302
assblasted211

>>124002986
mate i can see shiggy in the ick ock pic
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So is this game basically that Warcraft 3 custom map Parasite
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>>124003246

>mate i can see shiggy in the ick ock pic

So? His ghost can be there and he can also be observing someone. The two things are independent.
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>>124003279
Only when the mode is Changeling
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>>124002864
How am I anything you call me when I'm simply responding to your insults and bold conjectures?

Shit, I still remember getting bwoinked over something grammar related that I was correct about and that admin getting really, REALLY mad over being wrong and corrected over it. I said I wasn't in the mood to be their English teacher and that I just wanted to play video games but then his fragile ego imploded.

I've done nothing wrong and everything your circle jerk claimed to have been wrong were stumped by my evidence and convicted me over those responses that were labelled as shitposts by those getting stumped.

I wasn't joking when I called that whole ban appeal affair something straight out of idiocracy
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unban me please!!!
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>>124003127
Being taught by Sj isn't something to be proud of.
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>>124003279
it's more like dark deeds in that there are multiple bad guis and nobody knows what they are until the bad gui makes a move.
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>>124003494
I'm nostalgic for those times, friend.
And I'm quite proud of myself for the strangest reasons at times.
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>>124003127
>if I really didn't like that guy (and there's no one I dislike that much) then the best way to get him permanently banned (considering he already has a negative general image) is adding notes about shitty behaviour and letting them accumulate but never outright banning the person, then, when the time is right, rule 0 him for notes accumulation

So have you actually done this to someone?
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>>123996195
>>123996359
okay I did it
hope you like it
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>>124003487
kilkun has a trip you fig
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>>124003484
>Shit, I still remember getting bwoinked over something grammar related that I was correct about and that admin getting really, REALLY mad over being wrong and corrected over it. I said I wasn't in the mood to be their English teacher and that I just wanted to play video games but then his fragile ego imploded.
Logs? I'm genuinely curious about this one

>I've done nothing wrong
>Breaking a rule and then spamming hotpockets in the thread for hours
>Nothing wrong

You're doing that thing again where you act all arrogant when you don't really have a reason to be!

>>124003487
Done!

>>124003676
10/10
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>>124003614
The times where Sj blackmailed Thingolus into stepping down and forced Angelite to step down because they insulted his girlfriend?

I don't think those were good times. Those were dark times.
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>>124003735
>You're doing that thing again where you act all arrogant when you don't really have a reason to be!

And there you go again. You just can't stand being wrong and you go to these lengths to prove yourselves infallible.


They are YOUR logs. YOU find them.
I'm not digging through your garbage.
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>>124003676
OH SHIT! THIS IS AMAZING! If this could be 480x480 this could be a lobby screen!
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>>124003667
_No
>>124003751
The times where I was but a trialmin, my very first space waifu, the outrusement lowpop contests between me and SJ. Those times. Not the blackmails. Summer of 2014, the days the game blossomed for me.
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>>124003701
oh right I forgot to put mine on! haha I'm such a funny guy!
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>>124003381
>moving around as a ghost and talking in deadchat while observing another ghost so you can ban them because you don't like them
you think highly of shiggys abilities my man
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>>124003908
I bet you were the one of the racist "RP" greytiders sj protected back then.
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>>123999816
>>124003552
It's a light RP whodunnit with bizarrely complex and indepth jobs on an ancient barely-functional HTML engine
>>
maipai you're a fucking crybaby just shut the fuck up
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>>124003908
The blackmails were in Summer 2014, it just didn't come out 'til december.
>>
Is there any way to make someone immune to telesci?
e.g. put them inside something that can't be telescienced away?
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>>124004086
arrested for having a syndicate balloon
"linked syndicate item"
powergayme me harder faggot
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>>124004079
I was Patrick Bateman since day 1, and I won a husbando poll bypassing SJ himself once.
I never did greytide although I had some validhunting history when I first started.
>>124004093
Oh. Well, I've had fun with Benster.
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>>124004182
Mech
>>
Yo check out my ban appeal it's fire
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>>124004182
a mech
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>>124004182
Tinfoil hat maybe? I'm not sure.
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>>124004218
>LOL ITS JUST AN EBOW
>LOL ITS JUST EMAG
>LOL ITS JUST SYNDICATE ONLY ITEM
this is you
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>Captain arrests Mai Pai for having a balloon

I know she can be a shitter, but come on.
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>>124004182
The disk.
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>>124004218
valids are valids

A wise man once said
>You asked for the enlargement, you get the elargment
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>>124003908
>Summer of 2014

Funny.
That's when everything started going downhill.
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>>124003676
this is some quality OC
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>>124004218
You should've adminhelped m8, you're not allowed to arrest someone for having a Syndicate Balloon.

That captain was a fucking retard.
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>>124004239
>>124004265
But they could eject from it
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>>124002302

>[15:39:09]ADMIN: PM: ShiggyPiggy/(Michael Castle)->Assdad211/(Lillian Basinger): I'm going to let you in on a tiny secret I've been taught during my 2014 trialminship
>[15:39:16]ADMIN: PM: Assdad211/(Lillian Basinger)->ShiggyPiggy/(Michael Castle): is it where the clitoris is
>[15:39:23]ADMIN: PM: Assdad211/(Lillian Basinger)->ShiggyPiggy/(Michael Castle): shiggy you wont ever need that info
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>>124004236
shiggy ban yourself!
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>>124003963
you can't even get my name right

>>124003908
Ah summer '14. Good times were had.
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>>124003895
I'm not going to search through logs to find something that you claim happened with no proof, silly! That's not how that works!
You're saying I 'can't stand being wrong' but you've done nothing to prove yourself right beyond deflecting.
You're gonna force me to bring out the laughing animes again!

>>124004310
It's literally just a balloon with an S on it, silly!
Sure, you can arrest someone for having a balloon, but that makes you an asshat, and nobody likes asshats!
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>>124003751
I never insulted Ashley, I simply complied with a "fun" request for a person she hated. Hell, I've even given her (and others) antag when they're being shat on too hard with objectives to escape their current sitation. Ironically enough during my adminship I was told by every fucking admin to ignore all ahelps from ashley. I didn't do it because I want to try my best to be a fair admin. I am not admin material anyway. having the expectation of being omniscient of everything going on in the round is really awful pressure and I'm clearly not designed for multitasking or making objectively good decisions.
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>>124004406
>e.g. put them inside something that can't be telescienced away?

A mech can't be telescienced away.

Fill em full of Stoxin, throw em in, make your demands.
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>>124004384
>>124003904
>>124003735
I do a lot of MS paint art
I should prolly make some more SS13 art whilst sitting out this ban
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>>124004531
>make your demands.
We have different definitions of antagging
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>>124004392
i did, shiggy dragon konator and soracha did fucking nothing
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>>124004647
I was playing at the time as a medborg, so couldn't do anything too investigatory, just advisory.
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>>124004647
Why are our admins so fucking shit?
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>>124004345
If someone has the balloon they're either

>playing smooth-tater, might even admit it openly and barter their objective if it isn't an assasination
>someone who found it and is a walking distraction while the tater does his dirty deeds
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>captain arrests mai for having a syndicate ballon
the hero we needed
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>>124004805
zenny go home
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>tfw when you're a bad clown and can never think of jokes.
How do I stop trying to help and learn to love the honk?
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>vote tied
it begins
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>>124004524
The burden of defiled evidence lays upon the attacker.
I have spoken truth and I require no other evidence because I can't be disproved. Try as you might to defile me it wont happen.

and what did I say would happen? laughing animes. and you all claim me to be wrong about everything. You all are truly pathetic creatures with weak wills and tiny egos.
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>>124005013
>I have spoken truth and I require no other evidence because I can't be disproved.
You can't prove it. You can't disprove it. Burden of proof lies with you; prove you're right or fuck off.

So fuck off.
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>>124004960
Use your pink ID as an excuse to rainbow tide the FUCK out of the station.

Break into everywhere, slip security while they are in combat and blow up their tasers, repeatedly honk your horn and fart on your slip victims.

Be the biggest faggot on the station. Your victims won't think you are funny, but literally everybody else will love you and it's some of the most fun you can have.
>>
Post your dead spess dreams
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>>124004960
Practical jokes.
Slip people. Pie people. Make feature requests for more ways to prank people.
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>>124004760
They're either lazy or over zealous.
We need more in betweens like Jj.

Is Jj still a mod?
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>>124005171
can we have a crappy ninja instead based on a customized traitor janitor?
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>>124005219
>filling one of the taxis with monkeys

It's a clown's dream.
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>>124005169
Also ahelp EVERYTHING and steal the captain's ID every round even as a non antag.
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>>124005131
You're just angry at being wrong. It's visibly present in how you type. Get a hold of yourself, partner. I live in my subjective life and I do not live within yours. I don't care to live in your subjective universe to be quite honest. It probably sucks dick compared to mine.

In my subjective universe I know exactly what I said, how I said it and I repeated that memory in the posts above.

You should have some tea or something stronger to calm down.
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>>124004760
We need to find a way to clone Probe several times over, and create an administration team entirely composed of Probe

Failing that, we must study and dissect Probe so that we may know where Probes come from and how to find more
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>>124005013
You just keep doing it, silly!
>The burden of defiled evidence lays upon the attacker.
That's not how that works, besides, YOU'RE the one who made the claim to start with, so YOU would be considered the 'attacker!'
>I have spoken truth and I require no other evidence because I can't be disproved.
That's not how ANYTHING works, you zany dork!

You seem really upset about laughing animes, though! How about you just show me on the doll where the anime touched you, so we can figure out how to make it better!
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>>124004960
My personal favorite is to play SPACE EXPLORERS

Basically weld a greyshit into a locker with fire gear, a breath mask, and oxygen. Then, say good luck and mass driver them!
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>>124005454
>composed entirely of probe
>no elim
>no prae
>no celt

Admin dreamteam for me is those four
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>>124005465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rRgx3hRwK4

it feels good being American and watching how the rest of the *cough* 'world' reacts to how freely we speak.
>>
>>124005574
You don't understand, if we introduce foreign admins to the Probe vat, the resulting admins will eventually become in-bred
We HAVE to mantain 100% Probe purity
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>>124005454
Maybe there's a probe2 somewhere out there... Who knows.
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>>124005664
Why do you want so badly to play on a server where nobody likes you?
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>>124005352
>Mop with detachable mophead revealing a katana with a wooden mop handle
>box of throwing bear traps
>pocket size knife for cutting throats (special attack, no message shown in chat/only visible from a tile or two away) and killing yourself when you get caught
>black ninja robe with yellow galoshes
never ever
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>>124004960
Set mostly nonlethal traps for people and burst out of a locker, taking photos and posting them on a news feed.

When in doubt, space lube into disposals or an airlock.
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>>124005715
Probe's weakness is adminbus, I think
Elim and Prae can make up for it
I just like Celt
>>
>>124005785
probably to banbait them for METAGRUDGE
>>
OH BOY ANOTHER ROUND WHERE THE ENTIRE STATION DIES TO LE EPIC KURFURST WHEELCHAIR

WHAT WILL IT BE NEXT I WONDER?
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>>124005664
Oh, so you ARE American! I was just about to ask, because the way you write in >>124005424 made it seem like English wasn't your first language!

Also you still aren't actually making yourself look any better, so i don't know what you're trying to achieve!


Now please, post some logs for that grammar thingy, before I bring back the laughing animes!


>>124005574
>Celt on an admin dreamteam
N-o-p-e!
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>>124005847
What, so he just wants to get banned again?
>>
>>124005424
what

since when do people admit they're insane so easily?
>>
>>124005785
Why do you want me gone so badly? You can't handle an alpha male like me you manlet beta?
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>>124005896
There was a PR to nerf it but N3x won't merge it until you discuss it :^)
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>>124005454
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>>124005914
>N-o-p-e!

Because you love me more, faggot.
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>>124005914
Fuck off Niggly, just because you're mad you're not on my dream team and that Celt is a better admin than you are
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>>124005978
I have never seen someone beg for laughing animes so hard
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>>124005896
>no issue open
no fucking excuse
THERE'S AN IN-GAME BUG REPORT BUTTON THAT LETS YOU CREATE ISSUES
THE CODERS DON'T PLAY THE GAME
IF YOU DON'T USE THE FUCKING IN-GAME BUTTON TO CREATE ISSUES, DON'T EXPECT _ANYTHING_ TO BE FIXED
>>
>>124006118
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6822
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>>124006054
yes actually
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>>124006160
Kurfurst is good coder and constantly lurks the thread
Don't expect the same out of everyone else
That's still no fucking excuse for NOT OPENING AN ISSUE ON IT
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>>124004509
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>>124006261
Hi F.
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>>124006054
You're actually both about the same, admin-stuff-wise, which is to say neither of you are bad ADMINS, but Celt's bus gets on my nerves a lot!

>>124006074
I'm not mad or anything, silly! I know I'm not the best admin on the serbian, but you could do a lot better than Celt! Someone like Nuklear, Foster, or JJ would probably be better on a dreamteam sort of thing!


>>124006626
Oh boy, I was waiting for you to post again so I'd have a reason to post a laughing anime, just for you!
>>
Daily Reminder: If your sec and ANYONE, clown, HoP, Chemist, ECT breaks the law and then fucking ghosts themselves to not deal out a sentence you can AHELP that shit. I follow space law and giving the clown a 20 minute time out for everything he did is annoying as fuck when he ghosts himself.
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>>124006995
time doesnt stack, its the longest crime plus 3m for recidivism
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>>124006762
Fug you niggly, you're a homo.
Celt is better than your no-fun-allowed ass.
>>
>>124003751
that time SJ fucking banned me from assistant because another person named Trayvon Martin had griefed the round before and he thought I was the same person.
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>>124006995
They'll just go braindead instead
Can't be banned for not playing the game
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>this is how niggly masks himself to pretend that he is not angry

It's not bad to be mad you know. You just need to let it out in a healthy way rather than bottle it all up.
>>
Oh boy, hotdogs is here and I can shitpost freely!

Which waifu would you impregnate?
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>mining the asteroid in full gear
>suddenly kilt + claymore replaces everything I have
>asphyxiate in space
thanks admins, quality work
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>>124007178
Please come back Chugmonkey
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>>124007248
>no stawpoll filled with every waifu and nevil for lulz

desu desu desu desu desu desu
step it up senpai.
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>>124007178
You feel like a terrible shitter
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>>124007286
SCOOOOOOOOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
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>>124007146
Rude!
>>124007236
I'm not actually mad, silly! I don't even have a reason to be mad right now, you dork!

If I was actually mad you'd be able to tell because I say some really mean things that I regret afterword whenever I actually get mad!
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>>124007547
>rude
Maybe
But true
>>
>>123970158
Not me.
>>123970954
Not me.
>>123971898
Not me.
>>123972091
Not me.
>>123995758
Not me.
>>123998284
Not me.
>>123999776
Not me, but you're right that ban is bullshit.
>>
>fucking double agents, the gamemode where they they blow each others heads off at the start of the round
>wait, I am medical doctor
>try to warn the CMO not to go outside, I don't want to hurt him.
>mai pai calls me out and wants to kill me
>"just one second"
>put on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA
>buy revolver and wheelchair
>DEPLOY THE MEAN MACHINE
>NO MERCY NO ESCAPE
>LEGS ARE FOR THE WEAK
>after just 9 minutes of wheelchair madness nearly the whole crew lies dead on medbay floor

Call me a faggot, I don't care.
That was the most fun I ever had in this game.
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>>124007547
You don't have to be fake around me for me to like you niggly. Just bee yourself.
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Fixed a lot of the indexing errors by tackling and rewriting some of the menu handling with a fresh mind.

Now enemies properly die and scrolling doesn't break when they do! Combat also now exits when there are no live enemies left, and throws the player back to the room where they came from.

Now I need to figure out what the fuck that weird ass bug is at the end of webm related and I can move on to actually letting the enemies fight back.
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>>124007671
Trying WAY too hard.
This is your only reply from me.
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>>124007703
i wasnt even a traitor <3 mai pai
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what a terrible round
>>
Well, I tried to make the round work but ultimately it was terrible and pushed scotland and call shuttle.

Good rounds and not broken UI will come to you but

ONLY

if you post

FUCK YOU NANOUI in this thread.
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>>124007905
FUCK YOU NANOUI
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>>124007671
Prove that those posts are not yours.
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>>124007781
Trying to hard to what? None of those posts were made by me nor were the posts they replied to made by me. That was my first post in the thread.

Continue to blame the Boogeyman, though.
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mfw this round
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>>123999776
>not making the entire station a singulo generator and putting the shields around the edges of the station

Thats where you fucked up
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>>124007905
FUCK YOU NANOUI
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>>124007905
FUCK YOU NANOUI
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>>124007905
>>124007905
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>>124007980
This is genius! I'll take it s step further and only use grilles for the singularity containment next time!
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>>124007951
How?
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>>124007671
Hi Sarca!

I noticed I don't get any shitposting or hatemail from you. What's up with that? It makes me feel left out!

t. DeadPooJ
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>>124007703
apology for poor english

where were you when md is strongest traitor

i was at bar drinking when fred ring

'wheelchair'

'no'

and you???????
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>>124007781
Perhaps "Sarca" is a personality owned by multiple people.
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>>124007728
>Those descriptions
Sounds like endgame is going to be fun.
>>
>>124007671
I ALSO didn't get anything from you, Sarca, I feel a little hurt
>>
Favorite part about that last round:
>Be Beekeeper
>Go to cargo to order bees
>Place requisition form on desk
>WHEELCHAIR
>Be dead
>QM says "Well, that takes care of that"
>Proceeds to stamp "denied" on the form
>>
>>124008305
only faggots pretend to be other people
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>>124007703
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THATS THE SONG I WAS PLAYING WHEN YOU CAME FOR ME! Also you should have waited for me to finish eating my fucking pizza you nerd.
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>>124008390
Laughed pretty loudly
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>>124008282
i cry everry tiem
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>>124007905
YOU DELETED ME FROM EXISTENCE.
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>>124008407
You should be unbanned, 2hotdogs.
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>>124008390
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>>124008390
It's the little things that make this game
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>>124008112

>he doesn't use a cage of 60 mimes all making invisible walls to contain the singulairty
>he doesn't use a ripley with a gravity catapult to contain the singularity
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>>124008419
Too busy being overtaken by wheelchair madness.
>That thrill of watching you flee in to the back when I shoot out the windows and start smashing the grill.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
ALL GLORY TO KHORNE.
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>>124008390
Worth screencapping but I feel like it won't be funny anymore in a month when the wheelchair gets nerfed out of existence
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>>124008251
You're just

>>124008407
>>124008585
Who the fuark is two hot dogs
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>>124008568
https://youtu.be/OPdDdC4go6c?t=26
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>>124008617
>Not assisting the ripley by shooting a gravity well into the containment field with a gravity catapult at the same time

And that's why we got double singuloosed today.
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>>123999816
*buzz
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>>124007487
Fun times anon.
>that one wizzyman round where I got everyone rallied around me and they fucking killed all the heads and made me captain of the station and would murder and new heads that threatened me
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>>124008726
That shit was hilarious man, I didnt even buy any shit otherwise I woulda dunked you. Good to know you had fun
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>>124008759
im literally crying from laughing. caught me off guard toppest kek friend
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>>124008759
>you're just

JUST WHAT
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>Sarca "political simulator" logo so disappointed in no one taking his bait, he's going full attention whore with other banned shit heads

This may be the worst thread 'cause you faggots keep feeding him.
>>
Who the fuck is 2hotdogs?
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>>124008727
Cap ALL the greentexts about wheelchair abuse and put them into one mega cap
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>>124008901
>I didnt even buy any shit otherwise I woulda dunked you.
Like what? If it was that easy to stop the wheelchair of madness we would be having all these rounds.
>>
>>124008849
>not my life is pawful
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>Roundstart
>Get run over by wheelchair
>Miss highlander round

>Round after that
>Get run over by another wheelchair
>Miss another highlander
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>>124009145
How is being a SS13 admin not a political simulator, though?
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>>124008759
I did not mean to say that you are just, as in justice I did not finish my sentence.
>>124008383
Here, it's your theme song. I imagine it plays in the background as you samefag and shill yourself in the thread.

:^))))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrcOcKYQX3c
>>124008914
see pic
>>
There has literally been a nerf PR up for the wheelchair an entire hour right now

I choose to believe that N3X is actually secretly spectating the rounds and laughing
>>
what the fuck is byong is that some chinese shit
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>>124009259
You do it
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>>124009406
That's some pretty good music there, friendo.
Thanks for the compliment.
>>
>>124009406
Why do you hate Elim so much? Is it just jealousy or something?
He's a well liked admin, AND he's done the thing you could never do, but always accused other admins of being incapable of doing; He has a qt girlfriend.

>>124009384
Politicians get paid to babysit people and make horrible decisions, silly, we do it for no monetary compensation!
>>
>>124009406

>>124009098
You're killing me, Sarca
>>
TIMEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60
>>
>>124009767
he does it for REEEEEE
>>
>>124009767
>he has a qt gf
Pics?
>>
>>124009767
Sarca could never get a girlfriend
His feminine voice is a huge turn off
>>
>>124009406
Oh look another pretentious classical listening faggot.
>>
>>124007905
FUCK YOU NANOUI
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>>124010690
>classical music
>pretentious
Fuck you, you have shit taste
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>>124010690
the only genre worthy of scorn is dubstep you shitbabby
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>>124010727
It's not the MUSIC that's pretentious, silly.
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>>124010690
>classical music
>pretentious
Fuck you, you have shit taste
>>
Please stand by for a return to normalcy. The next round should be free of any NanoUI issues.
>>
Ladies and gentlemen, yet another /ss13g/ sighting in a dragon fucker's league thread
>>>/v/318557971
>NO results for image hash or similar images in all of the 4chan archives
>image gets posted in /ss13g/ for the first time
>a few hours later, it re-surfaces in a thinly veiled dragonfucker thread
WHO COULD IT BE??
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

>Medical Malpractice
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>>124010851
Just feel the wub__
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>>124010690
>SARCA
>ANYTHING BUT PRETENTIOUS

Where the fuck have you been all these years?
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>Some babby tells people who listen to classical music are pretentious faggots
>They try proving him wrong by being pretentious faggots
>>
Revert back to before vox were added.
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please...make the killing stop...
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>>124010876
what the fuck are you trying to say here anon
>>
>>124010903
And item named the medical malpractice should be a surgery tools that kills people who are being operated without leaving any traces. Not a fucking v-8 powered hotwheel of crippling death.
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>>124011017
>mfw
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>>124011042
I'm trying to say ~SOMEONE~ here is a dragonfucker thread regular.
I've already spotted two images that could only have come from /ss13g/ in those threads, and that's just from the /v/ frontpage. One of which was only found in a Dragonbro deadmin request.
>>
>>124011089
It's a lean mean crippllin' machine.
>>
>>124011089
>a surgery tools that kills people who are being operated without leaving any traces
Wow
It is fucking useless
>>
>>124011540
Way better than hotwheels.
>>
So, do we blame N3X15?
>>
>>124011596
badclown, lynch he
>>
>>124011089
>a surgery tools that kills people who are being operated without leaving any traces.
We already have that, they're called regular surgery tools.
>>
>>124009809
Because he is a liar and has a rotten soul. If he said this or that, I wouldn't trust him about anything as he has been shown to lie before.
>>124009767
What..? Do you want me to finish or something?
>>124010690
Another person who has missed the joke. The sonata is meant to evoke pity for elelminator, particularly the 2nd movement. It's called pathetique, which means Pathetic. I was trying to find a video that didn't list the Pathetique in the title, so he'd just say something stupid like that, but it seems he did anyway.
>>124009145
Clearly they are in love with me, for if they weren't they wouldn't keep bringing me up out of nowhere and be so eager that I am present even when it is clear I am not. So by talking about me, or pretending others are me, they very clearly indicate that they want me for there would be no other reason than to say so for no reason.
>>124010439
I have a very wide range, and it's not a big deal.
>>
>>124006762
>>124007146
>>124006074
>>124005838
Hi I'm not a very good admin I have said this in the past and I will say so in the future. Niggly is right on this regard. That is why, when senaat urged me to become the head admin I outright refused. Thanks. Also please don't insult Niggly for having a different opinion.
>>123977693
Have you ever seen "The Guard"?
>>
>>124011582
>buy surgery tools that "leave no trace"
>if you implant a bomb in someone they know it happened in that surgery
>if you just kill someone you could've done that with normal tools no one does autopsies ever, nor would an autopsy even show the cause of death is surgery
Literally does nothing at all

vs

Can wipe out the entire crew ezpz
>>
>>124011831
That I'm a liar?
>>
>>124012072
No, you're just a Sonic anime fan or whatever. Sonic movie fan? Sonic something or other fan.
>>
>>124011861
>Also please don't insult Niggly for having a different opinion.
They're only saying that stuff because I'm shitposting with laughing animes

>>124011831
>What..? Do you want me to finish or something?
Did you reply to the wrong person?
>I have a very wide range
A very wide range of cute girly voices, fuccboi
>>
>>124012250
Sonics been shit for a long time. I just don't wanna change my steam name since I've has it for so many years.
>>
>>124012305
Yes, the two replies were mixed up.
>>
>>124011596
N3X15 reverted the change
>>
Is the server down or what? Can't connect
>>
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>>124011364
I don't see any holes in your methods or evidence. Pursue the case.
>>
>>124012732
It's up.
>>
>>124011364
>Could only have come from /ss13g/ in those threads
>One of which was only found in a dragonbro deadmin request

You never read Steve Lichman?

https://rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679
>>
The BYOND hub is currently unreachable. Some functionality will be unavailable.

+ BYOND website ERR_CONNECTION_TIMED_OUT'ING

What's up with that?
>>
>>124013471
It happens now and then when they update their servers, their servers have issues, or for misc reasons. It'll resolve itself in the next few hours or even minutes. Read their forums and find out.
>>
why can't I spawn with broken limbs to spawn with a wheelchair
why isn't there a leg disabling gene to replace one of the many shit genes
>>
>>124013753
>leg disabling gene
Why would you need that? Just cripple the leg.
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>>124013753
>>124013806
>can't practically break someone's legs because they instantly bleed out from any brute damage even if you use a blunt object
>>
>>124013753

You can remove your leg easily with janitor's help

Get a beartrap and use an IED on it, then step on the beartrap
>>
>>124014075
>revealing sekrits that easily
:^(
>>
>>124014075

People like you are why I keep playing. I wouldn't know anything if people didn't show or tell me since the wiki is butts
>>
If I want to shunt as much gas as I can onto a tile as quickly as I can, what would I use? Passive vents? Injectors?
>>
>>124014536
Injectors.
>>
>>124014536
Assuming you have all four directions to work with, 20 injectors.
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It returns, SOON.
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>>124014795
>>124014862
Thank you! And for extracting, it's scrubbers, yeah?
Trying to work on my supermatter build. It never seems to do anything but delaminate, every time, even when I follow the wiki.
>>
>>124014058
Punching limbs will eventually break them with very little unfixable damage and minimal blood loss.
>>
>>124015146
Scrubbers will get a lot of gas out of the area very quickly.
>>
>>124015146
I believe scrubbers offer a higher volume than unary vents set to remove, yes. Try adding more gas if you're the anon that always makes a connector next to the far left freezer. I remember seeing it delaminate yesterday but could not find the cause. Everything else seemed to normal.
>>
>>124014874
Is this a nanotrasen ship being fucked by surrounding syndicate ships?
>>
>>124013706

>Read their forums and find out.

I can't do that because the forums are down for me too
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Who is in charge of coding Bee Movie memes into spessmans?
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>>124014874
Will people who go through the portal ACTUALLY SPAWN IN SENSIBLE PLACES THIS TIME?

>2 spawns on the big ships full of AI syndies
>1 spawns you in deep space
>None in the hold with the other portal and a shit ton of supplies
>>
>>124015740
what
>>
>>124015740
bee

(it's a pun, it's supposed to be like "me" but it's bee related)
>>
>>124015358
Yes, I was gonna turn it from some flaccid dreadnought into an 'executive level research transport' so i have an excuse to build a little zoo full of even more hostile shit to shoot, the current stock of syndie commandos is already quite adequate in large numbers.

Might merge some of the syndie ships into one bigger ship because honestly it's a bit silly, look at the fucking round one!

>>124015778
I've got it booted now and it does send you to the gateway yes, that room strikes me as more of a reward room however so I might move it to a new NT ship from which you get basic gear and a pod/jetpack to fly off and breach the ship(s).
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>>124016084
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>>124016441
Drink Barry's Red Colaâ„¢
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>>124014476
The wiki having ALL the secrets in it defeats the purpose of there being fun secrets to learn.
So does having someone just tell you in the thread.
The best feeling in spessmen is the feeling of discovery you get when you find out something new, firsthand or through someone else ingame showing you it.
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>>124013753
You can, if you choose no legs at all you spawn in a wheelchair

Enjoy
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>>124016351
>Implying those are commandos
If it doesn't wear a black space suit and it doesn't fire pulse rounds at you, it ain't a commando.
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I still can't connect to the BYOND website or reach the hub. help
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>>124017939
They're labeled as such and I honestly don't give enough of a shit to debate it.
If you want stronk mobs to fight then I shall tweak their loadouts.
Unless I turn it into a VR mission there's a theoretical limit to the shit I can let players get their hands on however.
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>>124018534
Ckey?
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>>124019127

Why does my ckey matter as far as not being able to reach the BYOND website
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>>124018534
ping 70.32.1.16

post results
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>>124019397
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>>124019329
You could be banned nigger. We are checking
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>>124019512
Ping byond.com instead now

If you have losses, you have a DNS issue
If you don't lose anything, something else is the problem
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>>124019639

Yeah it didn't go through

I already tried ipconfig /flushDNS, anything else to try?
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>>124019397
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>>124019716
There's no real good solution other than visiting the website by replacing byond.com to the IP address in the url bar. You can also switch DNS by configuring to something like Google public DNS or contact your DNS provider (whoever you're getting internet from) and see if they can resolve the lookup issue.
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>>124019928
>There's no real good solution other than visiting the website by replacing byond.com to the IP address in the url bar

Pinging byond.com says the IP is 199.168.119.52 and none of the pings go through. Connecting to that IP via web browser doesn't work.
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Probe, was this the thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHHf014-pH0
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>>124020697
reset your modem by unplugging it and plugging it back in. close all browsers so copy this to a text document
while it is rebooting:
ipconfig /flushdns
ipconfig /release
ipconfig /renew
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How do you pull someone out of a space pod? The wiki doesn't say anything about it.
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>>124016650
>>>/wsg/848877
No, it was just a regular song. I had just gotten it out of my head too.
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>>124022298
Oh thank fucking god I found it. I'm free.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1445432129069.webm
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>>124022574
That's just an app on iphone, and I can't fucking find it
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>>124022714
Don't care, I can move on with my life now without hearing it in my head every minute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xeasq05zxc
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>>124022064
you can't, unless you blow it up and destroy it completely I think. Same for mechs
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>>124023151
Now I am because I can't get the "Dindu nuffin" song made with this same app
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>>124023243
Heya, I think you forgot to turn off your name, friend! It's not particularly needed for us literal-whos.
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pls unban me
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>>124023253
I died inside the pod first and was pulled out, then some moron went braindead inside it. because I kept getting the "this pod is occupied" message.
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>>124023339
listen closely and you'll understand
I hope you were paying attention
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>>124021746

Didn't work, thanks anyway though

I'll call my ISP if it's still going on tomorrow I guess.
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Is there ever a reason NOT to be human?
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>>124023760
Plasmamen have pretty good racial bonuses
Dionas are retardedly provided you get hyperzine, even after the burn damage multiplier was actually aded
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>Spawn as atmos tech
>Fuck, I have no idea how to do atmos
>Become assistant
>Run around farting on people
>Steal Clown's PDA and threaten to steal AI using it
>Get arrested while trying to fart on a sec officer
>Warden acts like shitter
>Clown joins me and we vow to get revenge on the warden for his corrupt ways
>File complaint with HoP, nothing ever happens
>Hang out in the medbay, they only have one doctor
>Observe the wild ride for about 10 minutes
>Finally had enough, become chemist and shit out medicine
>Chase vampires out of the medbay for a while
>walk into shocked door, get put into empty cryopod
>Can't be cloned, no power

Truly the ride will never end. It doesn't matter how hard to try to get off.
>>
>>124023760
ERP, Being a waifu
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>Man starts sending me PDA messages telling me to kill the Captain, calling me slave and thrall
>Tell him to fuck off
I was never thralled, I drifted through space the whole round
If you would have fed me some bullshit about the Cap being a vampire I probably would have iced him just on your word seeing as I wasn't sure what was going on on the station
>>
>>124023880
>act like a massive shithead
>get treated like a massive shit head by security
Sounds about right
>>
> Mfw watching the clown try to get away from the sing after it randomly showed back up and started eating the escape pods.
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>>124023760

Free hardsuit as vox/plasmaman is ok, but there are many many free space suits around the station, and free nullsuits if you just hack tele.

The only race with a meaningful bonus is Grays, but they also die from touching water. You can grief grays super hard by making showers around their workplace.
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>>124023996
>if you just hack tele.
?
Aren't there turrets all over?
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>>124023365
Oh wait I forgot to post my ckey, it's tnepr
I said I wanted a ban till the 6th because I have no self control, but I'm actually pretty done being busy already
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>>124023970
>Farting on people is the worst thing someone can do

Alright m8
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>>124023975
You were good AI
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>>124024047

Telesat room has no turrets, just a closet with 2 nullsuits
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>>124024079
>stealing
>assaulting officer
>planning to steal ai
Pick one they all carry a sentence
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>>124024075
It's lifted. Good luck finishing your obligations.
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>>124023852
A good chem mix can pull you through ANY situation
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>>124024152
>Oh no, a PDA
>Farting is assault now
>Its just a prank bro

Lighten up my man
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>>124024236
>A good chem mix can pull you through ANY situation
you must be high on a chemmix of bullshit because that's simply untrue and you know it Anon
there's only one chemical that helps with stuns (the kingpin of combat) and it only halves them, which is fucking nothing considering most stuns are spammable
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>>124024152
Funny enough, once I got the message monitoring console code I started sending scolding messages to the clown because I thought he wanted to steal me.
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>>124023880
That warden sucked. Everyone sucked. I'm still angry and I feel like a fucking idiot. Thanks for the 10/10 gamemode Velard.
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QUICK, you've been hired to a competent team of coders and designers that are working on creating the spirtual successor of SS13. You are in charge of the "Art direction" of the new amped-up engine that can handle more things than just a 32x32 sprites.

What does it look like?
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>>124024372
Okay yeah that's true. Something that helped to resist stunbatons or tasers would be good.
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>>124024298
>I don't agree with the rules OR the law, therefore they don't apply to me :^)
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>>124024540
Like ass
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>>124024540
Retro-futurism. There's no other valid choice.
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>>124024587
Shit, son.
I wouldn't arrest a clown over a slip and fart.

Are you sure this game is for you?

Not even him.
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>>124015146
>shard
>delaminating

literally how, you can fucking get that shit to -200 degrees with passive cooling
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>>124024575
i don't agree with that, superpills are pretty much powergaming and that's not something that should be rewarded with nigh immunity
besides, you can tell if that guy has a shield, you can tell if he's loaded on ablative, but there's no way for you to know if he's high on anti-stunbaton or not
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>>124023603

Apparently I had BYOND in my hosts file from some previous DNS fuckery, removed it and it's fixed
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>>124024684
he wasn't a clown though
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>>124024771
I wouldn't do it period.
Even if it's an assistant covered in blood.
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>>124024540
That's a tough question. The only answer I can stick with is "not realistic"

I would be inclined to agree with >>124024675
along with keeping things relatively low poly so modders/content makers don't have a tough time making things "fit".

I still can't give an answer for how the characters would look, though.
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>>124024540
Ponies, homestuck, and undertale. All my favorite things! XD

Oh and don't forget the folk music!
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new thread
>>124025062
>>124025062
>>124025062
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>>124024908
>throwing muh stan rogers/dubliners under the bus like that
why a nigga gotta disrespect
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>>124024540
Code Project Lead: Goofball
Balance Oversight and UI Designer: Dylan
Level Design: N3X15
Community Manager: Sarcalogo
Advertising: Oranges
AI Design: Yakumochen
Naming Conventions: Kilkun
ERP Prevention: ShiggyPiggy
Monetization Planner: eswordthecat
Wheelchair Design: Kurfurst
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>>124025102
I've suicided just to get away from that music when it got bussed in.
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>>124025226
You motherfucker.
All of it.
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>>124025226
NO
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