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ChitLG edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/VolkjEe.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>123939801
My waifu can beat up your waifu. Your waifu a shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QywhTDUrX-0
ddk used to be so cute
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What is it like to not have a bf?
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>>123939801
Someone should create a case study on how anime improves your CS:GO skills.
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LFAOOOO NICE FUCKING NETCODE I FUCKING LOVE GETTING TELEPORTED BACK LLMFOAFMAOFOAFMOAMO NICE FUCKING AWP HIT ME 400 MILLISECOND FUCKING AGO AND LAMFOAMFE ROLF I FUCKING TELEPORT BACK LMAFOAO NICE FUCKING NETCODE VALVE NICE FUCKING FUCK
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>>123940786
BRs and other nations with shit internet shouldn't be allowed to play anyways.
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Why is VP in CSGO a manly dude-bro team yet in Dota they are the most fuckboi team ever?

Also I think their captain has a vac ban in CSGO
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>>123941138
>captain
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How many CS:GO pro players hack to win tournies?
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>>123941313
~15%
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>>123941226
Dota actually has a captain position instead of IGL. Anyways, it's this guy.
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anyone use csgo blackjack? thinking about getting into it but not sure.
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>>123941313
Enough that Valve doesn't ban them in fear of completely ruining the "pro" scene. So at least 30%.
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anyone use csgoskins4free.ru? thinking about getting into it but not sure.
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new operation incoming
confirmed maps:
de_nuke (rebuilded version, will be in active duty map pool after end of operation)
de_season
cs_museum
de_castle
de_bazaar
de_seaside
de_port
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Okay so, AWP behind cover has 100% accuracy and scope
And the one attacking him has a 2 pixel hitbox to hit while the AWP can hit the entire body

OK??? Balance?
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>>123942412
lol
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>spending real nigga hours solo queuing
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>>123942412
so next time are you gonna remember to take off the artist's signature when you steam images from workshop?
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>>123943224
REMINDER: Only the USA can have RNH

Nowhere in the USA is currently experiencing RNHs

THIS POST IS A FAKE NIGGA.
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>>123943224
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>>123943224
/!\ THOT DETECTED /!\
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How profitable is the market?
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>>123943224
u got me senpai

fuck it, hmu if y'all around MG /id/suspiciousdongactivity

>>123944049
steam? OPs?
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>>123944190
>it's reddit o'clock
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>>123944350
>tumblr filename
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I just want someone to make lost world for ut4 desu
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My niggas which one do I bet on this impossible to rig match
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>>123939801
>watch anime
>get autism
>get good
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>>123944737
>want image
>google it
>get first result
Meanwhile you saved a image capture of one of the most reddit videos from here that single-handedly killed the "stroke" meme
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>>123944190
steam market
and gambling skins
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Our one and only guy, Ocean, is streaming
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black ddk used to look a whole lot better holy shit
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who would be on G2.fe?
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>dota patch will have two new heroes
>balance changes
>they got source 2
>bug fixes
>meanwhile we are getting skins
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>he thinks guardian is better than m0e
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>>123947251
>bug fixes for source 2
Now that's just wrong
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new operation sropping hot tomorrow
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>>123947251
>>they got source 2
>>bug fixes
>he doesn't know about the fucking game-breaking glitch on source 2's release date
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anyone watching moes stream lmao
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watch moes stream and have dinner or watch anime
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anyone here still trading?
I am so fucking bored got stuck at 485k wat do
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>>123949027
buy a dlore and trade that for a bunch of knives then sell sell sell
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>>123949847
atm thats what I am trying to do
also I have around 100 keys in stickers should I wait?
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>>123950402
I would wait, stickers aren't going to go down anytime soon
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Have your csgo friends done anything severly autistic?

>GN3 rich mate buys Dlore
>Names it AWPA for ebin avatar reference
>gets scammed out of it and 3000+ USD in skins
>still tells me he'd be MGE if his teammates weren't shit
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>>123947631
TRICKED
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>>123950563
ranks seem to be a massive fucking meme nowadays
I was cycling between nova3/4
stopped for 2-3 months
came back
LE in 25-30 wins

>tfw sold my howl
>tfw it raised like 50% in price
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Do Knife skins drop in price after a new operation?

Just wondering if I should cash out on my Stained Bayonet and buy something better.
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>>123951330
you should cash out now because shit will get fucked at christmas sale
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>watch a pro like freakazoid casually move across the map, stopping and headshotting in an instant
>does it so fluidly it doesn't even look like he stops
>I try the same thing
>I look like a literal retard and get my ass raped

FUCK CS
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>>123951370
As in during the steam christmas sale?

Why do knives drop in price during that?
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>>123951502
people are selling them to buy games
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animes are so autistic it bugs me sometimes
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>>123951556
thanks for the tip.
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>>123950563
i bought a $200 bayo or something a year or two ago, that was pretty autistic
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why cant i just fucking kill everyone
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>>123952230
you can kill me my man
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why can't i sleep
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>>123951330
all skines drop in price whenever new skines are released or when sales or big steam releases come and people cash out

gta5 was the biggest skine price crash in csgo history
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>>123942686
uhh gotards??
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i'LL TAJE GRENADES FOR $400 ALEX
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>he only had money for one nade and he bought a flash over smoke
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>>123952375
just go to sleep my man
maybe you will finally just die in your sleep already
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anyone else add all animes they see in the hopes that one day one of them will turn out to be a real live cute anime girl instead of an autist
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jordan gilbert just needs to stop smoking weed and cloud9 would be so much better
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>>123953402
is this how animes trick each other into all that cute talk while every single piece of evidence is that 100% of animes are homeless tier autists

you see them as their avatar instead of what you know they are
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>>123953503
yes
i have a soft spot for animes because i like to believe they are like their actual avatar, even though i know deep in my heart it's not true
then one of them keys their mic some time and i unfriend them
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Anyone have the list of Richard Lewis names?
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>>123953570
this explains why so many animes are type only

it also explains why all the "girls" in other fps game generals are type only

like ps2g they have like 5 people who pretend to be girls lol

and people actually believe it because thats the level theyre at right now lol
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>tfw liquid's coach is literally the worst player ever in CSS who happens to be hiko's buddy
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>>123953659
coach in cs is a meme role what are you gonna say "aim better" lol kill yourself
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>>123953702
this desu
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>>123953702
i know, but why didn't they pick up someone who was decent in some iteration of the game
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>>123953602

>>123874712
>>123875301
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>>123953836
why would somebody who was decent at the game want to be on liquid?
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>>123953884
they want a job where they do literally nothing
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>>123953884
liquid pays more than any other org for some reason lol also they never cut players so lol
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>>123941482
Fuck he's cute
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>tfw 400 xp till rank up
>tfw cant play comp since drops tomorrow

wat do???
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>>123954965
play anime
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>>123954965
fap 2 sum javs
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Should I join Deathmatch servers to practice for competitive? Sometimes my aim is on point and i'm getting 3frags per round. Other times I spray like a retard and get my team killed because I couldn't kill a guy point blank,
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>>123955342
you should get good and erp with me
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>>123955385
How will that help me play videogames.
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>>123955454
i'll teach you global secrets if you do a good job
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>>123955342
it'd be better to play retake servers if you can
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>tfw my super ultra gaming monitor 144 hz still hasnt come

Ree ree
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>>123956179
i know that feel friend
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>>123942412
True?
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>>123956486
lmao i just replied to myself lmao im retarded lmao
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>>123956617
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>dont play for a year
>come back
>200 won rankeds
>level 1, cant play ranked anymore
what the fuck is this shit
so now im supposed to play fucking casuals for god knows how long?

how to level up to 3 the fastest?
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>play casual for the first time in about a year
>first map
>at least 7 different autists fighting for the same gurl gaymur's attention
>disconnect

never again
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ok wich one of you is botgaben?
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>>123957165
DM
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>>123957165
yeah its annoying now but its literally one of the best changes they ever made in terms of keeping hackers in check along with the 10 wins requirement

you will be happy its in the game once you get through it

bonus exp resets tuesday night, if you grind out early bonus exp over 2 weeks its ez
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who anime here
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>>123956515
No. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=560609406
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it has been my dream to have a knife for as long as I play this game, since I'm poorfag the best I have is some 5€ weap.

if there's someone out there who's rich enough,
http://steamcommunity.com/id/atherir
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>>123959291
who /doggo/ here?
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where my senpaitachi at?
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tfw have na posts to make

only na poster up
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>>123959729
NA NEET here
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>>123955892
its impossible to find good retake servers these days its either warowl mg1s or aim god literal pros
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any /sp/ here?
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>>123959789
I just woke up and am not tired. Go away you human refuse
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LETS GO TEAM YP!
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tfw i queue with a girl and play like shit because she makes me nervous
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>>123961138
This happened to me before. Was on a 3v1 clutch situation and managed to kill the first two; however, I tilted before getting the last kill because she suddenly spoke through voice chat.
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>Fuck that I don't like reddit
LITERALLY OUR GUY
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>>123959291
Low level anime here. Anyone have any recommendations on what to watch to improve my game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkmV7m_qcHk
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tfw you have a karambit
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>>123961691
tfw i have a little kids karambit because kids are gullible
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>>123959570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSEW3sUitA
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>>123953882
Ty senpai
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HOLY FUCK I HATE RUSSIANS AND LISTENING TO RUSSIANS WHAT THE FUCK IM DYING
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Deep down inside I know this is true and it's pissing me off.
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>>123961959
I'd rather play with russians than americans
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>>123962190
nope
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I am good at clicking on peoples head.
My game sense is also pretty good.
My communication and team work are also pretty good.

However I can not navigate my way around maps for fucking shit. I am always getting stuck on corners and little things that are sticking out.

I am global elite and frequently drop 30 or 40 frags but when I move around the map I look like a bumbling retard. I try to bunnyhop but most of the time it looks really fucking pathetic.
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>>123962189
I think it's no longer possible to get a rank lower than MG after placement senpai desu.
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>>123961313
Steel's tutorials are the only ones worth watching.
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>do top bants
>gay guy goes full whiteknight and tries to start a kerfuffle with me
>gently choke him a bit to remind him who's the alpha
>he bitches out like the little gaylord he is and cries on twitter
tbqh give me a (you)
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I hope shifty gets all his anime figs hotglue'd by other guys.
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Whats this subs opinion on Steel?
Is he one of our guys?

Hes pretty much as far from reddit as it gets imo
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>>123962189
>>123962747
yeah it used to be mg1-3 was the start of "pretty good" at counter strike in that you had the main game mechanics down like economy basics and some nade use but these days mg1 is literally what sem used to be, without exaggeration

if you havent been there recently you have no idea just how bad its gotten
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>>123962530
Hours? I'm LEM with 1350h and have godlike movement, probably better aim then you, and shit game sense.
In 1v1's i consistently go double positive against LE-Globals. I consistently hit 170ms reaction AWP shots and still can barely hold LEM. I don't AWP much thought, im better with a rifle. LEM is just so fucking difficult, every fucking CT knows exactly how to bait me into a crossfire without me even knowing it and my team can barely ever get a trade. In lower ranks i can literally clear sites alone, plant the bomb and rush the other site to kill rotates and let my shit team defend the bomb, but it just stopped working in LE-LEM.

Anyways, if you move like a silver and drop 40's on Globals you're going to get OW banned eventually. Try some surfing and KZ, i haven't done much myself but just understanding the basics will do a lot for you.

>>123963189
except i was nova 4 pre-change and only got to MG2 from it.

It was a 3 rank shift at lower levels and only 2 ranks in the top 5.

>>123963141
If the definition of "Our Guy" is "Pisses off reddit", then yes. He's also pretty chill and his sense of humor is very agreeable to people like us.
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>>123963461
no. you got 3 ranks for free instantly and then over time you got even more. as the change is even more now than it once was. if you're LEM now you would be mg1-2 pre welfare or lower.

mg1 now is literally exactly what silver used to be. I got 5 kills or less per game on my smurf and actively threw games to win only 10 out of 30 and I still placed at mg1. silver is completely gone
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>>123963628
Yeah, you actually have to try hard to derank after placement if you want to reach silver.
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>>123963479
>there are still shills ITT who think he's not our guy
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http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/01/youre-no-one-until-someone-accuses-you-of-assault/
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>>123963628
i've gotten 3 account ranked low nova or silver in less then 30 matches each, you just can't control yourself and drop 50's to win a match? This was like August.

There are literally still silver players. They just don't answer stupid online polls because they don't go on the sites that said polls are held on.
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>>123963141
>subs

git back to reddit
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/bowafuzzle/

anything pls
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reminder that silver 1 accounts are more expensive to buy than global accounts
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>>123963461
1.6k hours.
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>>123963852
no. I got 5 kills or less every game. as I said the effect is stronger now than it was in the past. if you actually made a smurf now you would see how different it is. silver is gone, it only exists for griefers. and if you were global before welfare ranks instead of nova 4 like you were, you would see the effect at the top ranks too. lem now = mg1 pre welfare
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>>123964084
are you implying that i've literally improved one rank in 6+ months and 900 hours?
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>>123963834
>be in the wrong
>get fired
>"you can't fire me I quit"
>argue with random people on twitter for 3 days straight
>write article about yourself about how you were right and everyone else is wrong

GOtards, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>123964142
no I'm not implying that, I'm saying it very clearly and straightforward
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>>123964242
Ok, then at least I'm positive you're trolling now and I can stop taking the bait.
Well meme'd
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>>123964329
its just banter m8 ;>
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>>123964152
>be loda
>kucked
>can't win a single pro game
>can't fight a man twice your age
>police refuse to help you because you started it
>cry
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>>123964152
wait was semmler fired o.o....
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>>123964329
no, literally not trolling and the fact that you automatically dismiss being told the truth as bait shows how far things have gone

you can easily verify anything I've said
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>>123964659
hes a retard too, and a kuck.

But RL really fucked up and he KEEPS crying about it


what a kuck
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>people with multiple VAC bans on one account are allowed to play games
Just why?
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>>123965263
He ain't going anywhere for a long time. He's never been professional and even the police cleared him of guilt. Loda hopefully gets cut from Alliance tho.
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>>123963082
>nade drops him to 55hp
>does not reconsider peeking.
What a shitter.
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dead thread

esports when
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both are on the market for less than 50 cents

buy my two skins pls i need the money for civ 5
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>>123967596

neck yourself
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>>123967838
k
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>>123939725
FOR ALL OF YOU DOUBTERS

Here is the ULTIMATE proof that Thorin is literally one of us.
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>>123969138
thorin is a kuck
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>biggie smalls on chrisj stream
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>>123969138
you mean a autistic retard?
he literally thinks because someone is talking to you, you can literally assault someone like a nigga
>he din du nuffin
>richard a good boi!
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>>123969895
>you mean a autistic retard?
ONE OF US
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>>123939725
>be me
>finally get a knife after working hard for a month
>get real ill with the flu
>go to trade knife for flip DDPAT FN
>trader pulls the ol' switcharoo to a m4a1-s DDPAT
>in my sick state dont notice
>there goes all my hard work
>ready to die
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>>123969138
>>123969994


>Thorin @Thooorin 57m57 minutes ago
>.@LiquidTLO @RLewisReports That's like saying it's hard to take TaeJa's results seriously cos he played for the same team as you

>Dario Wünsch @LiquidTLO 36m36 minutes ago
>@Thooorin @RLewisReports I thought basic understanding of logical fallacies would be a core skill for any journalist.


hopefully more people expose this fake
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>>123954380
looks like a young egoraptor
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>>123961959
кpyт
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Reminder to vote for Counter Strike: Global Offensive at The Game Awards, fâms.

http://thegameawards.com/nominees/

You can also vote for your eSports Player of the Year and your eSports Team of the Year.
I recommend you to vote for Olof “olofmeister” Kajbjer and Fnatic, since they are the best in their respective categories.
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>>123971996

>game awards
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>>123970890
how stupid can you be
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>>123971996
>voting for reddits favorite player and reddits favorite team
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Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
Richard "Killing Sven with a Five Seven" Lewis
Richard "Give me Asian meat while I smash this Swedish geek" Lewis
Richard "Choking Them like TSM" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your bitch and Stream on Twitch" Lewis
Richard "Feel my rage when I go back stage" Lewis
Richard "No antidote for a broken throat" Lewis
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>>123973598
Richard "Go hard on the Dotard" Lewis
Richard "Blight of the White Knight" Lewis
Richard "Backstage more like Smack cage" Lewis
Richard "Kek Hunt" Lewis
Richard "I'm fucking, you're cücking" Lewis
Richard "turns into Lennie when confronted" Lewis
Richard "crush your windpipe for the twitter likes" Lewis
Richard "fucking democracy" Lewis
Richard "Play Dota and I'll choke ya" Lewis
Richard "Me and Thorin get the blood pouring" Lewis
Richard "talk shit backstage get left in a grave" Lewis
Richard "the third reich of counter strike" Lewis
Richard "Fucking Hiko's Mom while putting you down" Lewis
Richard "Stronghold on the vocal fold" Lewis
Richard "Fucking cunts and punting c.ucks" Lewis
Richard "Choke Slam at LAN" Lewis
Richard "I'm the buck, you're the cück" Lewis
Richard "wake up sheeple" Lewis
Richard "Talk shit, get hit" Lewis
Richard "end your lifespan at a lan" Lewis
Richard "behold my chokehold" Lewis
Richard "Come on stage, feel my rage" Lewis
Richard "If your girl is a chink, I'm deep in that pink" Lewis
Richard "chat shit when i'm casting, not long you'll be lasting" Lewis
Richard "dominate your date and suffocate you mate" Lewis
Richard "ease into your chinese squeeze and leave her shaking like parkinsons disease" Lewis
Richard "Leave you cold on the floor while banging your gf next door" Lewis
Richard "The Swedish Pain Hurricane" Lewis
Richard "You'll c.uck, I'll fuck, She'll suck" Lewis
Richard "Fuck your whore and leave you on the floor" Lewis
Richard "crush your spine over a sign" Lewis
Richard "RKO the Dota Pro" Lewis
Richard " on the analyst desk, and grasping your neck" Lewis
Richard "Choke the dotard fuck her throat hard" Lewis
Richard "12 gauge back stage" Lewis
Richard "On twitter I'll gloat about the deep throat" Lewis
Richard "Sex then Suplex" Lewis
Richard "the trachea terrorist" Lewis
Richard "1v1 clutch against the cück" Lewis
Richard "Esophagus Sarcophagus" Lewis
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>>123973598
Richard "Thank you Richard" Lewis
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>tfw you top frag and carry the team but you just feel really stressed out like you have to carry every game
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>no posts in 3 hours

uuuhhh, gotards?
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what to watch?

sk vs g2?
navi vs dig?
tsm vs efrag
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how the fuck do i find a stable group of players who want to compete in leagues and actively improve as a team
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>>123977503
/csgog/ has the highest amount of players dedicated with love to the game

Head this way --> >>123939725
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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snvdg2

get some of that drama in you
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csgog, more like fucking kill yourself am I right people
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>>123977436
your mother vs my cock
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>>123977670
>believing anything a pussy ass swede has to say
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>>123977572
>/csgog/ has the highest amount of players dedicated with love to the game

except you all play like you're deaf and half-blind and aim like you're using a laptop touchpad
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>>123978075
So tsm would be my mum, and efrag would be your cock. Something small and insignificant vs something huge?
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>>123969138
literally who cares about these fags and their mandrama. fuck off
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>>123978239
I don't care if what he says is true, I want the drama to continue

I really want there to be a video, though that would be awesome. We worldstar now
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>>123978307
come on man your mom isn't insignificant even if he raised you
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>>123967418
never hopefully

just

kill me
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>>123978530
TSM aren't small and insignificant anon....
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>>123978864
neither is my dick
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>>123969138
sometimes I think thorin dumps on reddits because hes actually the ultimate reddit and thinks of himself as being even better than all of reddit in all of those things
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>>123978250
>using a laptop touchpad
good idea for a smurf tbqh
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>>123978935
prove it? :3
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>>123979004
sent ;)
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>>123978307
this is such an awkward retort because either youre calling his dick huge or youre calling your own mother fat, its like you either compliment his juicy cock or yo momma yourself
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>>123979114
Yea that is some /d2g/ tier cuCkery
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>>123979114
your mom has a huge dick anon
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http://www.pcgamer.com/richard-lewis-dreamhack-esports-update/

lol
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>>123979467
>At this time then Jonathan Berg aggressively approached Richard Lewis and the two began to yell at one another, until Richard grabbed Jonathan's neck and began to strangle it, and then our staff intervened to end the physical confrontation.
>DreamHack's witnesses do not believe that Berg touched Lewis before Lewis grabbed him
CONFIRMED FOR OUR GUY
>CONFIRMED FOR OUR GUY
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>CONFIRMED FOR OUR GUY
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>>123979114
How is it calling his dick huge, when the scale is the different orgs? No one would consider TSM anything less than one of the largest orgs in esports, and efrag are a shit org, set up by availer i think, to basically scam money from sponsors
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>>123979467
>Nonetheless, DreamHack will not be working with Richard Lewis again. "Moving forward DreamHack's very quickly reached the conclusion that we will no longer be hiring or working with Richard Lewis indefinitely," Van Driel writes. "We cannot condone violent behaviour at our events. Jonathan will be welcome at all events in the future, however we would like to reiterate that aggressive behaviour is not acceptable."

But Dreamhack didn't hire Richard...
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Daily reminder that false flagging dotards are coming to this thread because they cant handle the fact that they are beta male redditors.
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>>123979923
you can tell that dotard are posting here because theres more than 1 post per 2 hours
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Thorin @Thooorin 48s49 seconds ago
"Violence can never be justified/defended"
-cowards willing to let the entire world be run by the most violent people.

lmao thoorin.
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I was advised to be silent but I can't stand it anymore. @RLewisReports strangled @LodaBerg and I was the one who with force stopped Richard so he wouldn't deeply injure Loda, or worse. I don't know what would have happened if I wasn't there.

I came down and saw Richard and Kelly having a huge verbal dispute. I took the position between the two and when Kelly walked off I tried to calm Richard down and advised him to let this go as it wasn't worth it.

While talking to Richard, Loda pops up without me really being able to react. Loda didn't touch Lewis but aggressively approached Richard. There was a fast and aggressive conversation where Loda said "I'm here, yes it's me". Suddenly Richard attacked Loda and started to strangle him.

Who strangles another when threatened? That's beyond me! It wasn't like Richard tried to push Loda away and accidentally hit his throat. No, Richard grabbed Lodas throat with both hands and pushed him backwards towards the ground while strangling what to me looked very hard.

I grabbed Richard and pulled him through the door. I was upset and sad that he had fucked up the situation so badly as I had tried to calm him down. This story was given as a witness to the police on site.

Later on DreamHack staff was able to get both parties to agree to settle this and move on. Loda wanted a guarantee that Richard wouldn't spin this online which they both eventually agreed on.

Since then Richard have according to me, spinned this as much as he can in all direction to try to become the victim and to bait people like me to overstep and react.

Here is the truth from someone who witnessed this from a 1 meter distance and had to act with civil courage and wanted to settle this to move on without this being a public circus and popularity contest.
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tfw no anime csgf
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http://www.vacbanned.com/view/detail/id/76561197968633788

uhh
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>>123980593
..gotards?
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every time I see memeler doing these ads I want to nuke myself
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do you think if I go pro animes will want to erp with me?
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>>123980593
gonzo is his old alias btw from when he wrote/worked for cadred

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJVfjS9u-gc

apparently he went by 'castro' as well

http://www.fragmasters.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-15025.html

naughty rlewis... i know i don't want vac banned panelists in MY csgo..
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>>123981001
i know i dont want redditors in my gen

>>>/v/eddit
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>>123981001
I hope we find out rlewis raped a girl at some convention or something "but only raped her a little bit" so that he can be even more of a controversial figure of political correctness
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>swedekek can't handle the bants and comes for a kerfuffle
>gets absolutely destroyed
>somehow the brit is in the wrong
uhmmmmmmm gotards???
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>>123981586
sounds like another case of clucks getting clucked

its elementary
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>>123981586
Hello dotard
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>>123981274
As annoying and dumb as some people can be, and regardless of the sarcastic cynicism you're trying to convey, it's important to recognize that the level of conversation on Reddit is often quite high. Many people have exceedingly insightful and funny things to say. At least, compared to real life conversations, I feel this way.
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>my 144 hz monitor shipment hasnt come yet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>123981960
dont worry anon once you get it I'll suck your cock and make you cum lots in my mouth ^_^
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>>123981872
that has to be pasta, right?
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>>123981960
>falling for the 144hz meme
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*curls toes*
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what game are you watching?

NaVi vs Dignitas or SK Gaymen vs Gaymers2?
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>>123982125
too anorexic, wouldnt date but would abuse
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>>123982125
i like memes so it doesnt matter
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It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our breasts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence. Violence is any day preferable to impotence.
Gandhi on Loda
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>>123982042
woah that's fuckin lewd anon
add me
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>>123982297
this
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>>123982315
id/sniler
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it should exist
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anyone in EU that wants to play faceit or MM?
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>>123982821
id?
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198173415757
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>>123983113
(Currently on trade probation)
story?

>>123983265
You just really want your post removed quickly, don't you?
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>>123983265
I wish my gf bleached her ass.
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>>123983265
a-anon
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>>123983113

>Currently on trade probation
lol
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>>123983265
yeah I was trying to go a week without fapping but now its like nah
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>>123983331
I'd like to know what the story behind the 14 day trade ban was as well, but I myself don't even know who I was banned. I sent 3 support tickets, 2 months later still no reply.

I've got a guess though, a pretty big trader friend told my they give automated 2 week bans if you get too many reports, and during the time I got banned I spammed max offers (40) every day to csgoloungers for their knives at around 82% market, they probably didn't like me lowballing them, 80 offers a day, 10% report, 8 reports a day, for a couple weeks... That's my best guess at least.
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>>123983454
see>>123983454

I would never in my life scam anyone, that's pathetic, and if I did, I would've been perma banned, not 14 days. ,_, you have no idea how many good trades I lost out on because of this stupid red text slapped on my profile.

For reference, etherfast, and MANY big traders (also anomly) got a trade ban, some even perm.

trade probation =/= scammer
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>>123983265
so this is where my face belongs
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>>123983625
i bet you told some kid that you can trim his safari mesh gut knife
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>>123983979
definitely. I changed my name to Mr. Clean and told people I could clean their bs's into FN's.
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animes are cute!
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>>123982661
<GotFrag|Gonzo> we'll see how much you're laughing when a 6ft 16 stone welsh skinhead is holding you by the throat
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trimming rune scimitars for 10k

add me
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it should exist
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>>123984385
unlike you
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what are titan doing these days
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>>123984385
a god
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>>123984570
i was just wondering that yesterday. shoxie is probably experimenting with gay sex
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guys my life is falling apart
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>>123984791
wtf
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Why is the CS community so fucking bad?
Why are all of you internet cool kids?
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>>123984916
At least we are not the Dota2 or LoL community .
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I really like this Faceit2 guy. He's calling out retards in the chat in a funny way. "Whoever said that's meta... it's not."
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bad game
bad community
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ARE YOU PLAYING CSGO IN THE REAL NIGGA HOURS /CSGOG/
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im a pro
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are navi throwing? wtf was that defuse?
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>>123984916
because we are autistic Americans instead of autistic Koreans
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just pwned some fucking noobs on overpass and carried my team

this map is fucking easy
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>>123986543
>mfw my 5 stack stomps on overpass, havent lost in months
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so our guy richie got exposed by dreamhack

can he recover? i pray he will because if not welcome retarded desks
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>>123953248
>T SIDE ORDER
Flash, flash, smoke, molotov/HE

>CT SIDE ORDER
Smoke, incendiary/HE, flash, incendiary/HE

>>123967596
>boltz is gone
>dennis is gone
nice one man
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>>123986756
>smokes priority buy in valve mm
kek
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Man Rich is getting shat on...

deservedly so apparently
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>>123986898
man... why... he was so based at the desks, lighter than thoorin but still based
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>>123986898
Richard "I'll start and finish" Lewis is our guy and he did nothing wrong

Just because reddit says violence is unacceptable doesn't make it true
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>>123986661
>exposed

The only people exposed here are the people behind the dreamhack/sweden SJW conspiracy, and I think you know who that is.
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>>123986661
Aren't you looking forward to dota casters being the absolute worst person on panels?
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670954689282899968
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670746726832201728
https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/670744156306841600
Man I love when Nahaz contributes nothing to a casst of a game he is knowledgeable about. I can't way to see all those other great Dota two caster personalities like ReDeYe and um PyrionFlax, and the Summit people uhhhhhhh
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>>123987216
he got fired from dreamhack.

>>123987329
how can he defend himself then? he can ask for the police report only

>>123987347
im looking forward to that sensitive turbopussy to analyze the csgo games
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Looking for somebody to de rank with. I'm at Nova 1 but I'm trying to go all the way down.
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>>123987051
What happened to lurppis, he was a good caster and always did a good job of giving tactical insight midround, I miss that
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Damn it feels good to be improving.
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>>123987580
>he got fired from dreamhack.

Proofs?
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>>123987638
Went to HLTV (who then rarely casts) and now has a real job being an investment banker
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>>123987765
http://www.pcgamer.com/richard-lewis-dreamhack-esports-update/
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>>123987840
>http://www.pcgamer.com/richard-lewis-dreamhack-esports-update/

haha oh wow, wonder if thorin will still go?
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>>123987625
sure, id?
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>>123987765
>>123987840
He was never hired by dreamhack, they literally can't fire him.

Faceit hired him, and faceit provide the prize purse so that good teams actually show up and we watch the tournament.

It's not like dreamhack are in a position to say no to faceit at the moment, unless they get that awesome MTG money that might be coming in
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>>123988076
doubt it. thorin makes surprisingly good money from youtube.
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>>123988076
they havent tweeted about the incident in a while. i guess they are discussing their shit

the only thing richard "lennox lewis" lewis can defend himself is by receiving the police report and publishing it (idk whether that would be legal or not). people won't believe any other thing
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>>123988076
no. he wont. richard lewis stuck up for thorin when he got banned from esl and thorin is enough of a man to repay the favor.
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>>123988156
http://steamcommunity.com/id/
tellthemboysimaskeleton
/
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>>123988224
are you sure? that would be a nice fuck u to dreamhack pussies
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why are non pro lvl euros so dog shit at this game?

trying to 5man derank lobby with euro supreme and I had to hold their fucking hand to 3wins so we could derank ffs
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>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snvdg2

I still wonder why people still defend that piece of shit RL. This kind of people should be eradicate from the esport scene.
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>>123988413

He is also enough of a bitch to argue with 16 year olds on twitter defending RL
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>>123988607
found the dotard
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>>123988429
I forgot I cant add people because my steam account is too new or something, add me instead

http://steamcommunity.com/id/loladdme/
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>>123988690

Found the subhuman. Don't say you are from /csgog/, ever.
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do u think thoorin will make a vid on rich's incident?
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>>123988224
MTG already bought them. http://www.mtg.com/press-releases/mtg-acquires-dreamhack/
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>>123988968
the smart thing to do would be to blend in the background regarding this

is he smart tho
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>>123988824
*ahem*
Reddit
>>
Whats the best way to learn de_overpass?
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Washed up shit writer should have faded and never write anything on esports anymore. Glade to see his disgusting grip getting weaker and weaker.
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>>123989447
play de_overpass

watch other people play de_overpass
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>>123989447
be a slav
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>>123988968
Pretty sure they're going to talk about this shit for hours during their "by the numbers" show
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What now?
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>>123989505
Fucking 10/10 post
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>>123989447
Watch anime
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>>123989581
You got carried to a slightly less then shitty rank? Congrats.
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>>123989694
>implying getting carried one game is as same as getting carried through entire bracket
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And to no one's surprise it is once again confirmed that it was mr hissyfit having an episode.
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>>123989581
Nice old as screenie
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>>123990032
>>123989505
nt
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Im starting to playing again, I was ranked eagle last summer. Did something change with the M4 silencer?
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> game goes on sale
> negative growth in players

You realise this isn't supposed to be happening, right csgotards?
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D E A D
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>>123990289
yeah, reddit cried and valve killed it
>>
Just played with chrisJ on ESEA and he was extremely pleasant and a joy to play with. Not sure where the hate comes from. 10/10 would +rep.
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it should exist
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>the two fuckwits you call "our guys" are both going to be banned from every event that matters
>they will soon be seen rummaging around behind the bleachers at smite and heroes of the storm events
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>>123991146
>tobi sexually harasses women at events but doesn't lose his job
>rlewis chokes a bitch, loses his job and takes thorin with him
>tfw
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>>123990918
No one hates him, just people who spam him. Also isn't he playing FPL right now?
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>>123991146
>he's "their guy"
>he's 40 years old
>he can't grow hair
>he is a manlet
>he doesn't have a real job
>he argues with children on twitter and calls himself a "esports journalist"
>he gets banned from every event and community he latches onto
>he is literally such a repugnant human being he can't fit in at internet sports tournaments
>>
Literally only here because of the drama.

I need those dank posts.
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>>123991502
>Mature
>No real job
>Argues with people
>Banned from things
>Can't fit in to anything
Sounds like 4chan as a whole to me, if you don't like it you can kindly fuck off.
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>>123991703

Except most 4chinners have at least decent intelligence. RL is a literal ape.
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>>123991703

4chinners will at least try to act decent at their workplaces.
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I wish I was Richard Lewis.
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>>123991908
Why are you still here, Reddit/Dotard? Don't you have other people to bait?

Honestly, you're not convincing anyone here of anything. RL is our guy and he will stay our guy. He's done more with his life then you ever will.
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>>123991703
He is just a failed bully who is mean to everyone when he doesn't get his way. 4chan are bully victims, never the bully
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>>123992083

So that many obese male autists can suck your dick 24/7?
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>>123992117
No, he's heroes of the storm's guy now
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>>123991341
lame as a nigger's baby desu
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>>123991356
nah he was soloing on ESEA. nice surprise to bump into him.
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>>123992117

>m-my guy is our guy...right guys? xD

also, weak ass bait
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There are so many dotards/redditors ITT right now I'm actually starting to miss the animes
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>>123992209
lol
lol
lol
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>>123992390

Sorry senpai. AGDQ doesn't happen until January, gotta shitpost somewhere.
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>Lewis is too big of a manchild for league
>gotards defend him
Wew lads
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>>123992390

How can you post here right now? Have you done sucking RL's dick?
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>>123990327
If valve don't release a major update this month this game is in serious trouble.

But then again, we already know dota is getting a large update and valve never really overlaps these sorts of things.
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>>123992606

LoL is a game for casuals + grills while csgo is a game for racist obese manchild, what did you expect?
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hey d2g, which team are our guys?
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>>123992209
>4chan are bully victims, never the bully
First time out of /r9k/, huh?

>>123992634
Sense when has stagnated growth meant the game is in trouble? Server costs and dev costs can be covered on 1/12th the concurrent players we currently have. The game's not going anywhere any time soon. If Minecraft is still relevant in 2016 then this surely will be.
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>>123993010
C9 are 4chan's official guys in every esport
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>>123993151
Thanks for the support, fellow anime!
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>>123992819

I still wonder who keeps playing this kind of "hurr terrorist allahu ackbar bomb" "durr must defend a barren place from getting bomb with my life" without some kind of edginess.
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>>123993151
>>123993310
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>>123992083
Richard who?
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>>123993606
>>123993310
Please don't post toxic players here.
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>>123993819
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I like how Loda fags got so assblasted in /d2g/ that they come to /csgog/ to post because literally no one likes Loda in /d2g/
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so i bought this game on sale because it said it has controller support

i join my first game (i don't know why it's called casual when it's super hard) and i couldn't kill anyone, then i get kicked from the game (no idea why, i was police and i think i was the last person alive), is this community so toxic that they kick random people?

also how do i upgrade my weapons? do i unlock them at higher level? i've only just started so im only level 1
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>>123990327
I was planning to quit this game today too, looks like it's the right time.
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>>123994304
u unlock new skills in the steam market place with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>123994039
And look who's assblasted now

Maybe you can still catch some of king butthurt's articles on breitbart now that he won't be attending any events
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>>123994304
lewl here's a response senpai
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What's his name again?
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>>123994536
Two kids

Neither his own
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>>123994642
if you think i'm going to defend or even like loda you're wrong

doesn't stop me from buttering up your sore ass
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>>123994596
Richard "Journalist? JournaFIST" Lewis
Richard "The Swede choking machine" Lewis
Richard "Tap out before you black out" Lewis
Richard "Gag Order" Lewis
Richard "Choke Until It's Broke" Lewis
Richard "I'll 16-0 your throat" Lewis
Richard "cs_assault" Lewis
Richard "Jönköping Strangler" Lewis
Richard "At Dreamhack giving Swedes a Smack" Lewis
Richard "The Bloke that Chokes" Lewis
Richard "Big Guy" Lewis
Richard "Running amok on this swedecuk" Lewis
Richard "Chokeslam" Lewis
Richard "Choking in Jönköping" Lewis
Richard "I pounded that Asian slit and choked a man for his lack of wits" Lewis
Richard "Fucking chinks and getting drinks" Lewis
Richard "Can't take a joke? I'll fry you like a yolk" Lewis
Richard "Iron Fist" Lewis
Richard "One Punch Man" Lewis
Richard "Big dick chink lip splitter swede kuck killa" Lewis
Richard "A Day Is Shit Without Strangling A Swede" Lewis
Richard "Get my belt" Lewis
Richard "Jungle Fever, Cück Beater" Lewis
Richard "No Country For Cücked Men" Lewis
Richard "Uppercut to shut him up" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this" Lewis
Richard "No Luck for the Kucks" Lewis
Richard "Bleed on, Swede" Lewis
Richard "The Banter Panther" Lewis
Richard "Choke on this Joke" Lewis
Richard "The Silencer" Lewis
Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
Richard "Hunting for a Headlock" Lewis
Richard "The Swede Killing Machine" Lewis
Richard "Hold me back bro" Lewis
Richard "Brock Lesnar" Lewis
Richard "Pretty Boy" Lewis
Richard "Beat The Shit Out Of Skinny Faggots" Lewis
Richard "The Cück Choker" Lewis
Richard "Let me bang bro" Lewis
Richard "Crippler Crossface" Lewis
Richard "The Dotard Destroyer" Lewis
Richard "Let's take this to the parking lot" Lewis
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>>123994802
Wait, so you're just here to hate Lewis? Then ok, but you should be posting in lolg too

Oh wait, you're just baiting because you don't know anything about anything.
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Sorry for blogging. (1/2)

>>123988470
What do you mean am I sure? Dreamhack wanted to pull him from the broadcast, faceit said no.

Without faceit to bolster the prizemoney, the teams that joined that union won't show up to any 2016 dreamhack tournaments without dreamhack spending a bunch on the prizemoney and conditions for the players

I should say, it's possible that Dreamhack might already have the money for better pots and all the conditions the union want... they could come out and announce that dreamhack austin is going to be like a 500k event. And that'll render basically this entire post irrelevant and wrong.

But if they already had that I don't know why they teamed up with faceit to make winter a 250k tournament. I think they would've gotten most of the teams out anyway if they invited a bunch of teams and had the prize pool at even just 100k. That union doesn't come into affect until 2016. They might not have gotten the same numbers for the tournament, and I doubt any NA teams would've gone to it unless they specifically got invited, so no amazing LG run. Cause fuck going through that 256 team local qualifier tournament they have there or whatever it is.

Anyway, presuming they don't have the money, and they don't want a tournament that gets the viewers and teams of Paris Games Week, what are their options to stay relevant? I think most companies really want the CS viewers, given all the investing that's going on in cs. We're probably one of the most reliable viewerbases for all of our tournaments when we have good teams competing.

So for 2016, they need to get a bunch more prizemoney from somewhere. One of the possibilities are doing ESL/ESEA tournaments, but they seem to want to do everything inhouse in their own special events, so they (and CS) are the sole focus.
Which is also allegedly what valve wants for the majors. So both are not looking that likely for dreamhack events.
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Sorry for blogging. (2/2)

>>123995110
>>123988470
MTG is the other possibility at the moment. Like >>123989065 says, they've bought Dreamhack. And ESEA. And ESL. But we don't know what the purpose of that is. They might put money into dreamhack for the purpose of prize pools and other things. But if dreamhack don't have the money to fund it themselves, it's literally just losing money for the purpose of staying relevant.

And we don't know how relevant they'll be even if MTG prop up the prize pool enough, with the Turner League too. Which might up the prize pool enough that it'd leave everybody else in the dust2 (hue). So you'd have faceit with their 250k league, ESL ESEA with their 250k leagues and 250k finals. And dreamhack, with no league, and historicaly, like 40k LANs. That basically get rivalved by the LAN finals of companies like Counterpit, Fragbite, PGL and beaten by Gfinity, MLG, CEVO

Who the fuck in the top10 is going to take the time out of what's shaping up to be an amazingly busy year to go to one off LANs that literally won't be worth it compared to everything else out there?

Sure, if they run their own event, they can be like "Fuck off Richard, we don't want you"

But, I think they're going to be pretty reliant on being the LAN finals of other companies, so they'll have the prize pool enough to make the good teams want to participate in leagues and thus show up at their LANs. Which brings the viewers. In which case, they're not really in the position to say, "No, you're not hiring Richard Lewis."

TL;DR I think Dreamhack can either get kucked by other companies if said companies want to hire RLewis, or they'll have shit LANs that nobody good attends due to the union and they go back to their 2013/4/5 level prize pools that aren't being propped up by someone else.
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>>123995110
>>123995284
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>go on faceit
>one person doesn't join
>one person doesn't join
>one person doesn't join
>one person doesn't join
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>destroyed richard lewis' "career" with ONE tweet
how based can one man be
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>>123995284
There has been no relevant dreamhack this year without outside sponsorship.

London was so bad you had Renegades, SK, Dignitas, and EZskins as headliners since only 8 teams went. 40k prize pool.

Valencia was another Faceit final and that was still only 100k.

Dreamhack Stockholm was literally a vavle funded event.

Cluj-Napoca again was valve funded.

And now Winter was Faceit funded.
Even DH Austin is far behind ESL in the region and has Smash and SF5 as headlining the event with CSGO.

Also ChrisJ just said Top Kek
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>>123961306
he's always been our guy
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Richard dindu nuffin, he a gud boy, need money for dem skines
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get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
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>>123997206
I don't recall Moe EVER posting on reddit
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>>123997247
Funniest thing, EE-God rekt Richard with one tweet.

https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/670657853254930433
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>>123997312
fuck i just looked at the profile pic, it's the same kind of facial outline thing.
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>>123997373
Wow, this guy is a pro player. I thought he was just your average weaboo retard. Human garbage.
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>>123997353
>>123997481
>>123997206
AHAHAHA DUMB NIGGER DELETING HIS POSTS

Can't even stand by his mistakes.
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hey RTBA
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>>123997841
>>123997481
??
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>>123997698
Watch thooorins interview with him, he follows sport anime antics for his dota career :D
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>>123998130
You're so dumb you replied to a post which specifically states we're talking about "Moe".

Can you be desperate for attention somewhere else?
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kek
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>>123998415
try reading the post, if you know how
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>>123998639
Sorry, I play dota. Can't read.
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>>123998639
you're yuropean, aren't you?
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>>123998491
Bonnell will rip his ass on Unfiltered
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>>123996696
>There has been no relevant dreamhack this year without outside sponsorship.

This year? You mean in the past 2 years

I mean... they haven't announced the prize pool for DH Austin. But surely anything less than 100k and you're not going to get your tier 1 euro teams coming over, which you kind of need. And that's 2.5x what they've offered previously themselves

Dh Austin is not even early in the year, which could attract teams to come try themselves out and see where they after the break that's about to happen.

100k, if the schedule is busy around that time.... that's not enough. DH expanding to America and flopping because it's basically RGN LAN again isn't really what they want.

Who knows, maybe the American audience means they've gotten some sweet sponsorship money lined up.... but I dunno. Dreamhack isn't in the best position
>>
Why do people care THAT much about what happened?
No one died
No one ended up at the hospital
No one got arrested
So why is there hundreds of people devoting their past 3 days to that?
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is there a way to automate rank gaining? tired to be doing it manually on my alts tbqh o.o
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>>123993663
I think he means Roc Hard "Our Dick" Lewis.
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>>123999331
The Package (RLewis + Thorin) wont be invited to premium events anymore. MLG might be in question now as well and DH has them banned.

Thorin might if he cuts ties.
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>>124000000
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>>123999331
No one (besides actual reddit) cares that much. You've got one or two dotards and probably a gobabby posting bait because nothing actually interesting is going on right now for either game.

Actual reddit (/r/go) cares because a lot of them come from LoL although you've got a fair number of weird lib types and hardcore alliance fans mixed in.

Really it's just something to do since /csgog/ would be dead now since it's largely most active during NA night time and nothing interesting is happening in doto and won't for a while. Something happened which gave two bored groups a reason to call eachother faggots for two weeks.
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new operation when?
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>>124000038
Dh didn't ban them, they just said they won't hire RL again, which is odd since they didn't hire him this time either.
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>>124000607
Tomorrow/thursday
https://steamdb.info/changelist/1577144/
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>>124000798
can't wait to see how shit the new nuke is
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>>124000631
>hosts an event
>wasn't hired

wat
>>
OPERATION

HOT HOT HOT

THIS FRIDAY
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>>124001121
FaceIt hired him and stopped Dreamhack from kicking him out.
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post yafw it's operation anime with anime skines and maps
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sup /csgog/ LillRobbaN here.

AmA.
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>>124000038
Okay, so this package thing needs to be clarified.

I'm sure on By the Numbers, Richard has said that he'll basically only do events that Thorin does, because in his opinion he's the best and should do basically every major event.

But also, that it's not the case that Thorin will only do events that he hosts. Because before this, Thorin was the one people didn't want because of that whole Poland thing. But Richard was like "You want me, get my boy Thorin too. He's the best and you won't regret it"

I don't have time to go through the vods of by the numbers, but I'm sure he's said that he doesn't care if he doesn't get to do things, as long as Thorin does get the chance.

So... they've only been the package in the sense that if you wanted to get Lewis, you had to get Thorin. Not vice versa. I'm also fairly certain it was said that if it came to people wanting Thorin, you didn't have to get Lewis, because it wouldn't make as much sense. There are other hosts that do desks well
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>>124001529
why haven't you kys from being BTFO?
>>
HOT NEWS
http://www.hltv.org/news/16523-shroud-steps-in-for-method-in-toronto
-SHROUD
+GTR
+????
>>
when is the next lan
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>>124002082
why would c9 cut their best player?
>>
>>124001529
Who
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>>124002082
fuck off NA trash stealing EU talents
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>>124002176
at my place, anytime you want :3
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>eu cs
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Just got DMG last night after 95 wins! Please tell me the climb will get easier.
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shit was intense

2 of our teammates left at ~halftime
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>>124002326
>shroud
>best player for c9

literally is shazam 2.0

he costs c9 a lot of maps by his pugstar mentality
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>>124002576
how can you be this bad? HOW
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The memer is right.
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>that tfw when too shy to join imcute
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I grabbed Richard and pulled him through the door
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>>124002927
You can't join. Exclusive club
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>a bald swede and his pet monkey easily defeat the absolute best "package" csgo has to offer
csucks?
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>eu cs
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>lost half of my money after making some shitty ragebets
>going to wait a month until I can spend my money on stickers to double the money that lounge thinks that I have
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>>124003304
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>>124002927
just be cute and you'll fit right in~
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>tfw titan isn't
kenis
smithz
nbk
kioshima
and happy I guess as igl, although I fucking hate him
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=564377840
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>>124004127
EU NADE
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All-in CSGL worth?
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>>124004459
>deagle hawk
>ak bear
fuck I've seen those skines they look shit
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>>124004459
it looks pretty good if its real
>>
Did twitch just die?
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>>124004449
>smithzz over shox
?
>>
What the fuck is HenryG wearing?

>>124004939
Took me 10min to connect to the stream. It's fucked atm.
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nice gamu 2bh
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>>124004996
It came back for me just now...

https://twitter.com/maxoys45/status/671805329764712450
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name this shit
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>Beloved manchild "journalist" got banned from an organization
>T-that organization's events are shit a-anyway

Never fail to amused me.
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>>124005486
i have autism
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>>124005486
im not naming it that
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>>124005486
Lodas nightmare
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>>124005486
two in the stink
get it? Because they look like buttplugs lmao!
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>dreamhack
>good
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>>124004629
i just did it

what is this dingit stream trash, i've never bet on a game that uses this before. can i even watch it without installing this spyware?
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Which one of ye guys is Coin_Toss?
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>>124005802
it was before, kmt
>>
>The exact response I am looking for
>Being this baited
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>>124005561
>plenty of well-documented posts bringing up valid points about the state of DH
>answer with memes
great post anon
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>>124005853
Not unless someone re-streams it. It's not worth it, you will get timed out every 45sec unless you disable adblock. Hope for a re-stream.
>>
It's World' AIDS day!

How are you celebrating?
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>>124006198
choke a swede
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>>124006198

why are you celebrating you sexist misogynist oppressing cunt
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>>124006198
not sexing your mom lol
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>>124006198
my father is going to be gone for a week so I'll have people over to take my virginity
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>>124006452
People?
>>
Richard Lewis is on Unfiltered atm

twitch /chanmanv
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>>124006452
Don't bring working girls to your home.
>>
even the doll, should it please you
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>>124006579
thanks anon
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>>124006698
nah, I'm going to get fucked in the back of some guy's car
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>>124006579
Cheers
>>
watchu guys use to turn shadowplay recordings into webms?
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>>124006579
arigatou gozaimasu
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Richard made Kelly cry. That's disgusting. Kelly is a goddess.
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>>124007356
>Kelly is a goddess
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>>124007356
literally find a rope right now and neck yourself
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>>124002082
Shit nigga, they're playing literally 2 minutes from me. Should I go and tell shroud to get his lol on?
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How is the neck closer than the chest?
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Who comfy morning here.
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>>124007681
do it bro
please bring a sign that says /csgog/ and stuff
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>>124002326
100% sure Skadoodle is C9 and NA's best player.
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>>124003248
OG wasn't playing and notail isn't bald
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>people will argue that if loda didn't actually touch RL first, it's RL fault
will they the same if a guy pulls out a knife in front of them in a street?
"oh the blade is not touching my skin, I can't defend myself"
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>watching unfiltered on chanmanV
>Lewis playing the victim
>"I DIDN'T HAVE MY GLASSES"

This fucking guy.
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>>124008145
Damn we're still on about this shit? Who the fuck cares lmao.
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>>124004840
>something an autist made on workshop
>real
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>>124007891
loda is literally a manlet
>>
Loda still going off on twitter after they've apologized and talked about it.
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>>124008272
me
actually not but heh
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>>124008272
>we
hello reddit
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>>124008369
fair enough

when will they learn?
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>>124008264
You're possibly the biggest fucking retard on this site atm.
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>rlewis is now not going to dreamhack or esl
mlg better have some sick fucking production
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>>124008467

Lewis kek detected.
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Well CSGL won 16-1, so that's nice.
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>>124008515
They were pretty good at X Games
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>>124008608
yeah
the lineup looks pretty sick desu
I fucking hate the esl
>>
yo senpai if i have multiple betting accounts do i need to setup that Steam Escrow phone shit ASAP?
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>>124008562
I don't even like the cunt but what you tried quoting was completely wrong. Loda kek detected.
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>>124008272
upnoodled who the fck cares
>>
>>124008014
>Tickets are $40 each
lamo, guess who's not going anymore?
>>
AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I BEING DETAINED
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You guys suck at everything you do , if you're gonna choke a swede atleast break his neck if you cant finish the job.
>>
RL or Dota BS aside
Why is it so bad there was a "fight" backstage?
Isn't "esport" aimed at male teenagers and young adults? Why would people be shocked about violence? They're watching a game where people are shooting eachother and they are buttblasted by something that happens in schools everyday
>>
Leveling up in casual mode so I can play competitive mode is legitimately painful, and doesn't serve either of the purposes it's hailed as serving.

It does not weed out cheaters, because leveling up is based on personal performance in a casual server.
Casual servers are not subject to overwatch, leaving only VAC.
If the cheat is VAC detected, they will be thrown out just as fast whether they have to go through the leveling or not
If the cheat is not VAC detected, it doesn't matter if they have to level up, because they'll just cheat to rack up insane kills
It doesn't deter smurfing either, for even more obvious reasons.

Explain to me just why the fuck Valve did this
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>>124008434
actually i dont know
just googled it and didnt find shit about his height, looking at pictures Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis looks shorter so it literally makes no sense that he went for the neck other than going for the chokeslam
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>>124008428
hey! :)
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>>124008902

That's literally what he said on the podcast you retard.
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>>124009021
to sell the operation passes
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>>124009018
Because it might influence the demographics that consists of 12 year olds.
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dust is fun
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>>124009021
>Casual servers are not subject to overwatch

pretty sure players who are frequently reported in casual are subject to overwatch faster when they get into competitive

I've played with level 1-2 players in casual who were clearly and not-so-clearly cheating and gotten messages that they've been banned less than a week later

it could be that I'm full of shit but it's happened a lot to me
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rate my daggers magog
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>tfw watching the walking dead
:3
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>>124009595
The way I understand the overwatch system, this is an expected outcome of you, and those playing at your level, being more accurate in determining whether someone's cheating or not before reporting.
The system supposedly values reports by accurate reporters more highly over time, and the opposite for inaccurate reporters
>>
Rich is on /chanmanv talking about the kekening
>>
Richard "This is the classic" Lewis
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>>124009916
I watched the first 4 episodes. i thought it was shit
>>
Destiny is fucking based

>Loda has terminal autism
>>
PickDeath: BASED MingLee SEXY 4Head CHOKES KEKOLDS EleGiggle ETHICAL JOURNALIST TriHard MUST BE RICHARD LEWIS SeemsGood
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>>124009825
kek
>>
wow i love playing against cheaters
>>
Richard "I think its 50/50" Lewis
>>
destiny
>>
>>124011121
Sweden has a ton socially progressive programs, and Loda needs a case worker to make sure he's not a totally retarded
>>
>>124011092
It gets way worse after the first season
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T O P B A N T S
O
P
B
A
N
T
S
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Richard "I DIDN'T HAVE MY GLASSES" Lewis
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Richard "Top Bantz" Lewis
>>
www.twitch
.tv/chanmanv
the bants are insane.
>>
literally Robert who is joining the call?
>>
>>124009916
maybe I could come over and we could watch it together and chill :3
>>
INCOMING DH BOSS

HE'S GONNA GO FULL AGGRO
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>>124012146
Robert is not the dreamhack boss, he's this guy

https://twitter.com/robertlescieur
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>>124012221
i know. he is still called the boss
>>
>these ads
>wearing a turtleneck with a denim jacket
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>>124012065
its fucking black and white
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>>124012346
>watching a meme match and not based Richard "The Stockholm Strangler" Lewis
uhhh.. gotards?
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anyone got the pic of richard lewis choking the kids with the "pls dont choke us"-sign?
>>
Robert literally uncovering the MTG conspiracy.
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I just don't understand how Richard is the bad guy in all of this. I'm guessing he is easier to blame.
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>>124012993
(you)
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>/csgog/ holding Robert "I'm batshit insane and my father clucked me" Ohlén to a high regard

Are there only 12 year olds left here?
>>
>>124012638
https://i.imgur.com/iXI26e0.jpg
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MURDERkUBE GET YOUR LOL ON /csgog/

Coin_Toss: http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1449013158461.png LODA TWEETED
>>
>>124013087
>>124013126
what are you two doing
>>
Totalbiscuit: The whole crowd goes so loudHe opens his mouth, but the words won't come outHe's choking how, everybody's joking nowThe clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

lol
>>
>>124008515
Scoots is hyping them hard and he has a hardon for production.

Also turner league needs a desk host
>>
>>124013490
Totalbiscuit: Loda is really clumsy to just fall into Richards hands like that
>>
>>124013497
yeah, if scoots likes them it'll probably be good
he's a hella good producer
>>
>>124013619
Totalbiscuit: http://i.imgur.com/30cp5xc.jpg - candid photo of Loda being choked out

Totalbiscuit: Lodas a fuckin scrub he should have just teched that command grab
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MEMES
E
M
E
S
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RL was always our guy

support him during these tough time
>>
>>124013796
Totalbiscuit: I think whats important to note is not that he choked out a progamer its all the times that he HASNT choked out a progamer

Totalbiscuit: I mean really, the ratio of choking out progamers to not choking out progamers really plays in his favour here

Totalbiscuit: >dreamhack >security
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>>124013901
where's simple
>>
>>124013901
see >>124013972
add asscancer and take the nignog out, tb is literally 4chins
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>There are people
>In this thread
>Who don't use some kind of classic viewmodel and a regular green crosshair

Lmao, go back to Call of Duty you fucking babbies
>>
>>124013901
Why the fuck is Enemy always on there
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>Could have tied it
>Literally autistic kid with NEGEV stands and sprays from a distance wasting seconds
>He kills the last guy and goes to defuse
>1 second left when bomb blows
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>>124014261
they're pretty much our boys
>>
So, after winning 100 games I am finaly DMG.
How bad am I?
>>
wtf is that caller
>>
>>124014613
Never played this game before.
Started from nova 2>>124014613
>>
>>124014613
did you ever play cs before go?
if yes than quit right now
>>
>>124014613
im playing against eagles in my placement games
literally neck yourself
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What the fuck did I do
>>
>>124014927

yeah

why is dust_2 in your queue
>>
>>124015124
It's not, it's a community FFA server
>>
>>124014927
where is your memehair
>>
>>124014927
your crosshair placement is shit, you must be a silver shitter
>>
>Play against an obvious hacker
>Check their profile
>0 days since VAC ban

Wtf???
>>
>>124015481
he was cheating in some other game and moved to go with his new shiny paid cheats
>>
destiny is so fucking annoying
>>
how many girls have you met in matchmaking?

because im feeling like getting my squad out to do 4 premade then when we unfortunately get a girl on the team we instantly kick her

fucking christ they are awful
>>
HEY RL, HOWS IT FEEL TO BE BANNED FROM CS EVENTS?
>>
How is the Richard Lewis damage control world tour going guys?
>>
Update coming to CSGO tonight. Operation or something minor`?
>>
TWITCH STAFF
Atrioc
Broomsweeper
Evoli
Justinwong
Jwp
Misterslin
P0ntus
Pluto
Shmegegge
Tnose
Trance
Wimpywimpywimpy


>destiny starts shouting nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

This is chanmanv's main income lol
>>
>Loda wanted a guarantee that Richard wouldn't spin this online which they both eventually agreed on.
>Loda is the first one to spin

What a mess.
>>
>>124015967
operation and nuke
>>
Is Steam shitting itself or is my internet crap?
>>
>>124015967
more anime skines
>>
>>124015967
Here's proof btw
https://steamdb.info/changelist/1577144/
>>
>>124016127
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.
>Steam is down for routine maintenance every Tuesday.

one day people will stop pasting about it
>>
im watching chanmanv talk show and seriously rl is mentally a 15 year old
>>
>>124016006
broomsweeper is twitch staff?

He's some shit MLS player.... when the fuck did he get hired by twitch?
>>
>>124016251
m8 keep talking shit and get choked spark out you fucking mug
>>
>>124013972
>>124013796
>>124013619
>>124013490
where do you get these from?
>>
>>124013901
>no roca
>>
>>124016385
I had twitch chat open, tb came in

Destiny: THIS IS SOME *** I WOULD POST IN *** FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL TO TRY TO LOOK TOUGH
>>
FE & Method tonight?
>>
>>124016518
Do you believe in the "shroud iz da best aim in da world" meme?
>>
tfw no gf to play cs with
>>
>>124016259
>He's some shit MLS player.... when the fuck did he get hired by twitch?
Twitch partner.
Twitch hires a lot of community people so they lock in the content creators.
same shit that youtube is doing with youtube red
>>
>Guy has 700 hours
>hes blatantly cheating, wallbanging, doesn't check most of his corners and only checks them when theres an enemy, has weird jerky snap movements
>somehow hasn't been banned
I guess because he only plays casual but even then if someones been cheating for that long you'd assume vac wouldve picked up by now.
>>
steam down why lol volvo fix ur stuff
>>
>>124016686
Yeah but he never had any viewers. I understand them hiring popular streamers
>>
>>124016593
tabsen is playing for method, not shroud. As far as I know. I feel like compared to other players on Method & FE, tabseN is really good.
>>
anyone else play csgo better while tired? for some reason i seem to aim better and play consistently better when im tired, late at night. also vaping and playing csgo late at night is a very memorable experience. inb4 faggot
>>
So... we're siding with RL right? I mean, even from DH security's point of view it sounds fucky. To make matters worse, it was over kelly fucking milkies. I'd choke that bitch in a fucking heartbeat, let alone her kek of a fucking boyfriend.
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>>124014225
i have like 3500+ hours in source games, over half of it in CSS/CSGO and i cant even tell u right now what color my crosshair is. i dont even pay attention to that shit thats for baddies who wannabe good
>>
>>124016846
Do you believe in the "tabseN is really good" meme?
>>
>>124016846
shroud is subbing
it's a LAN
and he lives in that canada city wherever it is
>>
>>124016619
>tfw no friends to play csgo with

id rather play with friends than a girl. girls are bad and distracting
>>
>>124017093
You realize he's certifiably insane and had an online relationship with a transgender LoL reddit mod just to try to get unbanned and have everyone who disagrees with him banned instead, then threatened to bring down the whole sub which resulted in months of him trying to link them to Riot as paid shills on his website

But yeah sure you can side with this fucking psychopath :-)
>>
NEW OPERATION DROPPIN IN HOT

T O N I G H T
>>
>>124017173
I believe he is a good T2 player and Method & FE are T3 teams.

>>124017197
Latest is that tabseN is the sub.
>>
>>124016385
>>124016496
lol tb has cancer

stupid fuck
>>
>>124017356
maybe tomorrow night maybe tonight
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>>124003304
>>124004127
>>124004513
Is there any other cs scene?
>>
>>124017336
>wahh wahh muh lol reddit

really who the fuck cares?

just go back to reddit you fucking nerd
>>
this unfiltered is pretty boring now, they're just talking about the same shit
>>
>>124017543

Breakout, Vanguard, and Bloodhound have dropped in hot on a Tuesday, the others, which are all older, have dropped in hot on a Thursday.

If it's gonna drop in hot, it's gonna be on a Tuesday.
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>>124017896
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday
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>>124017356
I wish. I just wanna play that new Nuke already
>>
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>>124017896
this post made me smile so hard
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>>124017336
So options are

>Psychopathic Britbong

OR

>Keklord Swedefag and his dramawhore girlfriend who bounces from scene to scene and ruins them all

Well, that's an easy decision.
>>
got ~$20 steam bux to buy a tec-9 and an AWP. Any suggestions?
>>
>>124017336
hello reddit
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Sweden YES
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>>124018179
Isn't this the third DH this guy has been outed has a fucking moron?
>>
>>124017336
>destroys reddits
>smashes boipussy
>chokes dotards

literally couldn't be more of our guy if he tried
>>
you used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
>>
If it's a new operation, is it worth buying? I'm new to the game, came right after Bloodhound, heard that it was grindy.
>>
>>124013901
Someone edit the friberg vs flusha pic so its RL vs loda
>>
Is/was sean our guy?
>>
>>124018514
Ops are generally worth buying solely for the fact you can sell your first case drop and make the money back. Never open the case, just sell the motherfucker and make 2-3x the money you spent in the first week.
>>
How much do Operations cost at launch again?
>>
>>124018947
6 bucks iirc
>>
if astral beats nexus my skines are safe
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>>124018947
Next one, with all the added extra shit they'll bloat it with, will cost $15 all together. Screenshot this post.
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>>124019037
6 euro as well? Thanks.
>>
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Do you ever think the Titan sticker will reach $100+?

I want to trade one of them for a Rust Coat Bayonet but it's still got about $30 to go.
>>
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Anyone else miss the good GunGame servers from C:SS and such?
I remember playing that shit non-stop and it actually helped my aim.
>>
what am i supposed to think about the whole choke situation from dh
>>
>>124019369
tfw the official csgo game mode is an awful bastardization with a built in wallhack on whoever is winning
>>
Well, it has been 2 months since the end of Bloodhound. Where is my hot new operation Valve?
>>
>>124019570
That Kellymilkies is a cunt, Loda is a kek and RL is an aggressive shitfuck.
>>
>>124019294
>mfw I put a holo titan on a stainless usp and used it in a tradeup
>>
A.Auth or Nexus?
CLG or FE?
>>
NEW OPERATION WHEN
>>
>>124020321
NOW
>>
>>124016006
>no TheGunrun
>>
>>124020321
Tonight.
>>
>>124020315
Nexus and CLG
>>
>>124019713
what does kelly have to do with it
is she the girl who was fucked or something i seem to remember she was an irrelevant personality to sc2 a million years ago
>>
>>124020683
It was her sign. It was all because of a misunderstanding by her.
>>
>>124020753
lol
>>
>>124020683
She's Loda's girlfriend, the one who was holding the sign. She has some sort of relationship with Hiko. Wouldn't be surprised if she fucked him on the side while she's with Loda because it's the kind of shit she does.
>>
why is rum so good lads
>>
>>124021136
>rum
>not drinking top-tier American booze
What are you, some kind of tropical fucko?
>>
>>124020683
she's gone into a million scenes and fucked them all up
>>
>>124021262
She looks like a succubus.
>>
>drama
>backstage fights
>bans
We real sports now? Shit like this happen to real sports all the time
>>
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>banned from dh

dota won
>>
>>124021587
She is a Succubus. She literally hopped from SC2 pro to SC2 pro following the money train with her pussy. The only reason she's sequestered to Dota now is because SC2 will never let her back in and Loda is her current bitch boy. I think this is the longest (I use this term lightly because it's extremely likely she's fucking every swinging dick on the side) relationship she's been in desu. Doesn't she have like 2 fucking illegitimate kids from SC2 pros?
>>
>>124021603

nah, if we were real sports we wouldn't have such shitty personalities

>you'll never have a duo like Pat Summerall and John Madden in CSGO

why live
>>
>>124021782
wrong
>>
>>124021782
Dota lost which is why RL got banned. Talk shit, get choked out like a bitch.

>>124021808
>implying white James and black DDK are shitty personalities
>>
>>124021808
I dream of some player going to the crowd and straight up punching/beating people up. Who will be our Ron Artest?
>>
>>124022004

heaton's retired m8
>>
>>124022108
>HeatoN
Obv it would be SpawN since he's a nigger.
>>
>No computer to play cs on and get ez operation bucks
>>
>>124016015
hi retard
he tweeted before they "settled", then he said nothing after their agreement

but rlewis said everything to make him look like a victim, even an article
>>
>>124022310
Yeah but SpawN's an Uncle Tom. He maybe black, but he's Swedish so might be a kek like Loda
>>
>>124019676
desu it was needed. Those guys suck so hard
>>
>>124022357
Stop talking shit, dude.
>>
>>124022441
You can take the nigger out of Africa but you can't take the Africa out of the nigger. Carson in a fucking neurosurgeon and he's admitted to chimping out many a time.
>>
>>124022556
rlewis, please focus on your only source of income right now
appearing on an asians twitch talk show with the manlet destiny
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>>124022595
>>
How exactly does ranking up work? Do you just need a lot of MVPs during your games and then win?
>>
>>124021782

Welcome to NUesports with "professionalism".
>>
>>124022829
MVPs and kills help, winning helps the most. In theory, if you get enough kills and MVPs you can rank up from a loss. It's also how you rank up from ties. Short of that: We don't really know because Valve hasn't said shit outside of the fact it's a "modified Glicko-2 rating system".
>>
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>>124022357

Nice Proof retard. How's cuk life loda?
>>
I never knew destiny was our guy
>>
>>124022969
So pretty much I just have to get good and/or steal those defuses
>>
>>124023102

i cant handle how much of my guy he is
>>
>>124023009
are you retarded
check the timeline of the tweets
>>
i had 2 people, in different dust 2 random ques, tell me today that im a scrawny kid and they would fight me

gamers need to get check'd and choke'd
>>
>>124023102
dude his twitter has been insane
>>
my aim just went to shit, I can't track heads or anything what happened
>>
it feels good to FINALLY get rid of richard lewis and thooorin from majors AND ESL/ESEA finals
>>
>>124023208
Just like getting r dubs on ESEA. If you play CS like a pub star you'll rank up quickly, but probably disjointedly. If you play CS like you should actually play CS, you'll rank up slow, but steadily.
>>
>>124022969
does it matter how many rounds you lose when you win?

i.e does 16-1 still give you the same points as a 16-14 game?

and what about surrenders?
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>>124023301

And you know when they agreed because...?
>>
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>Want to buy a computer for dota
>$3000 for the motherboard gpu cpu and ram alone
>>
>>124023448
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>
>>124023426

did your aimbot stop wroking?
it happened to me i had to find a new one :S
>>
>Raping someone with a LEGO shovel
>>
DESTINY HOLY FUCK
>>
>>124023426
Go DM. Sometimes I "forget" how to aim after having games where I stomp. Usually just means you have to re-remember how to not do dumb shit and DM gives you a cool off period from MM.

>>124023524
Don't know. Afaik that hasn't been privately tested. Like I said before, most of this is theory based on testing by private individuals. Valve hasn't disclosed enough information to give solid theory on it. It's all guesswork based on the info we have. I do know that the more you play the lower your "ELO" gain is and thus if you think you're close to a rank-up it may be prudent to take a few days to a week off and you should rank up from you next game assuming you win/tie.
>>
Destiny just went full retard. I like him already.
>>
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>destiny going full sperg

This guy is great. I thought he was a lame version of Barnyyy, but I guess I was wrong.
>>
/csgog/ do u guys talk shit? i get wicked excited and laugh my ass off when shittalking/irritating the other team, or even my own if theyre toxic people. i dont think its bad karma to talk shit, i talk it without ill intent and it seems to be a legit way to break down peoples confidence and focus
>>
>>124023542
check hellspawn tweet and check loda's timeline

compare it to richard lewis' timeline, even if for some reason you think it only happened when hellspawn tweeted it. Richard lewis is still tweeting about it while loda hasn't tweeted anything about it since nov 28
>>
#FREERICHARDLEWIS
>>
>>124024140
Kelly & Loda are still tweeting about it. He deleted his tweets.
>>
clg dropped when?
>>
>>124024363
? loda has not been tweeting about, he has been tweeting about flash retiring though
>>
>>124024523
Loda was tweeting about it up until yesterday. He deleted all of his tweets.
>>
>>124024584
ugh no he hasn't richard
>>
>guys guys
>x player tweeted X!
>x player tweeted it!
>x streamer is on guys he said X


u faggots seriously u make this whole scene gay as hell, u extol faggots just so u know u groupie fanfucker faggots. u probably worry about real life celebrities too. #peacocklife
>>
>>124024523
He just RT'd what Hellspawn posted. Which is a straight up lie, since they were not on the ground. Kelly also RT'd it and added some tween girl words. The whole situation is so fucking stupid. Loda is a fucking beta cück.
>>
>>124024696

He did you moron.
>>
>>124024737

hello reddit
>>
>>124024737
>muh scene
>muh community

nys redditor
>>
>>124024790
richard please
>>
>>124024696
Ugh, yes, he did Kelly.
>>
Kelly and Loda going full damage control in this thread.
>>
>>124024873

Sorry Loda, just stating the facts.
>>
>>124024023
SC2fag here, Destiny is the master of drama. Never doubt him.
>>
Method or Denial?
>>
>>124024929
damage control what exactly? Richard is banned from csgo majors and ESL/ESEA events


he pretty much has nothing left
>>
Totalbiscuit: I think whats important to note is not that he choked out a progamer its all the times that he HASNT choked out a progamer

Totalbiscuit: I mean really, the ratio of choking out progamers to not choking out progamers really plays in his favour here
>>
>>124025121
Why did he put his hands around a pro players neck in the first place? People seem to be forgetting that.
>>
Someone needs to screenshot and tweet RL all the nicknames that was listed here
>>
>>124025121
https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/we-need-to-have-words

lol
>>
>>124025041

Yeah only successful journalism career left. XD
>>
>CLG
lmoa
>>
>>124025041
>damage control what exactly
The truth? The rest of your post is fucking irrelevant. We already knew that DH was going to punish RL in SOME WAY. We also knew that Loda was going to get off scot-free because he's a fucking Swede and his girlfriend sucks more cock than a Detroit hooker. The only thing in question here is the chain of events and you dispute things that happened.
>>
NEW THREAD

>>124025438

>>124025438

>>124025438
>>
>>124025258
What he did definitely was stupid, but what would you do if someone gets in your face? Would you just let him do that to you? I don't know what mindset euros have on this but if someone gets in my face even the lanky shitter I am I'm definitely choke/take a swing at that dude.
>>
>>124025562
I'm saying people are forgetting why he did it. He was defending himself.

I would have avoid the confrontation all together, but I don't blame Richard.
>>
>>124002176
Next major Valve sponsored is MLG Columbus 2016 sometime in march if you're talking about something smaller then idk
>>
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>tfw the only esport you like is getting fucked by bigger shittier esports
I'd rather have a dead general than one filled with dotards worshiping their kek pro
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN-J6oWb_Y0
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